The Blindboy Podcast - Grundle Dunlop
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Little poem there to start off this week's podcast.
Hello and welcome to the blind boy podcast
what's the crack
you sweaty decklings
how you getting on
em
are you a first time listener
well if you are
I would suggest
that you go back to the start don't have to go back to the
very start just fuck around with some earlier episodes you know don't don't just decide to
listen here and continue on because there's a lot of stuff there's a lot of things to listen to a
lot of things i've spoken about in previous episodes my hot takes this week's episode is going to have
a little bit of a hot take what i want to do um i want to get up on on a soapbox for a little bit
and just tell you about an issue that affects me and affects all musicians and artists that
are operating today you know independent musicians and artists.
It's something I speak about the odd time.
So I just wanted to speak on it today because, yeah, so today I received a royalty check.
I want to speak about this.
Now, I mentioned this particular, not this particular royalty check, but a previous royalty before now what is a royalty check a royalty check is something that a musician or an artist gets
when i don't know if let's just take a musician in my case if your song is in the charts if your song is used in a TV commercial or in my case if your
song is in a film and you get a royalty check every year which is money that the
artist earns and just for their shit being played you know I mean now royalty
checks used to be like there's artists in like okay let's
just take the christmas song as a genre right i i really don't like like it's hard to find
a christmas song that is aesthetically good a lot of christmas songs they tend to be cash in jobs
like there's a couple that are i mean look, look, Driving Home for Christmas by Chris Rea.
Corny as fuck, it's not bad.
My favourite Christmas song, although I don't think it counts,
because it's an ironic Christmas song,
Christmas in Cape Town by Randy Newman.
But, in general, Christmas songs are...
A lot of them happened in the 70s, in the glam rock era.
There were songs that artists tried to write because one Christmas song could sort you for the rest of your life.
Because, like there's only a handful of Christmas songs and they get played on heavy rotation at Christmas time.
So if you have a successful Christmas song, it gets played every fucking year and an artist is guaranteed a decent royalty check.
But aside from Christmas songs, there's artists from like 60s, 70s, 80s who might have had just one hit song.
And they're sorted for the rest of their life financially.
They're wealthy, some of them actually wealthy because of one song and the royalty checks they get.
some of them actually wealthy because of one song and the royalty checks they get
there's
artists who
would have had music that are in films
and
every time that
film is shown on TV or whatever
or every time someone buys the soundtrack
they get a royalty check each year
and it's
put it this way, it's no
longer
it's no longer a way for an artist to earn a living anymore.
So, as you know, fans of the Rubber Bandits, which is my band, we had our song and video, so that's two things, featured in Trainspotting 2 in 2017 I believe.
And last year I received the 2018 royalty check for our music being featured in Trainspotting.
And I put it online because it was so shit.
Last year it was €36.
I'm not joking you because people actually didn't believe me online.
36 euros.
Between us.
Is what we earned for having our song in Trainspotting 2.
A multi-million euro.
Box office fucking.
Huge international film.
36 euro.
For having our song in the soundtrack.
And for our video and song being song in the soundtrack and for our video a video and song
being featured in the film so today i got my 2019 statement for having our song in train spotting 2
and i'm happy to report that today 2019 we got 11 euro 11 euro lads so
I'm not
like I'm not
complaining
I am kind of complaining
and I'm not
no I'm not complaining
it's just how things are
it's just the way
things are
it's as simple as that
why am I not complaining
I'm I'm not complaining I'm
I'm not complaining because
it's not like I've been shafted
right
I'm sure now there's bigger artists
who
like we would have gotten
we would have gotten
a one off payment at the time
when Trainspotting 2 came out
again not a lot of money like it would have gotten a one-off payment at the time when Trainspotting 2 came out again not a lot of
money like it would have been maybe two months rent for each of us that's like it was it really
wasn't a lot of money about a grand each two grand each something like that and we kind of did it
because we're like look in fairness as well the exposure for it is very good your song and video is in train spotting too fucking class so i didn't really expect i didn't
expect a lot of money from it to be honest uh so i'm not complaining because it's not like i've
been shafted merely i'm kind of telling you this is how things are this is the music industry now
this is what has happened to the music industry
because of the internet
really you know
Train Spotting 1
came out in 1995 I believe
one of the
biggest selling soundtracks of all time
like the artists
featured on that like Barn Slippy
by Underworld
I'd be very surprised if they didn't make a couple of million
from that soundtrack
right so had we had a time
machine and gotten a song on that soundtrack
in 1996
it'd be a very different
story I'd be living off royalty checks
for the rest of my life
but here in 2019
the royalty
what makes it so funny because I put it up on Twitter
and on Instagram and what makes it so funny is
it's the full on royalty check
statement and on the top left hand
corner it has Universal
Music you know the big Universal
huge international record label
on the right hand side it has Polydor
two massive huge
international labels and it has
a breakdown of the statement and then it
says net total royalties
2019
11 euros and 13 cents
and I put it up because it's so fucking hilarious
right
and I'm not hard
done by it, it's just this is where things are the internet has
eradicated money to be earned like you can't you fucking can't you can't earn money in music
you can earn money from gigs from march yes you can you like people listening to your tunes
forget about it spotify forget about it Spotify forget about it
that is practically free
at this point
and I put it up on
I put it up on Twitter and Instagram
the same way I did last year
to be honest I put it up
as a thank you
to all my Patreon subscribers.
Because when that came into my inbox today,
artist's statement, 11 euros,
same way as last year when it was 36.
Like, I think me and Chrome will actually,
well, it's 11 euros between us, but we have to give 10% to our agent.
So it might be
450 each
for one year of
uh
train spotting royalties
which is gas
it's hilarious
but I put it up
to thank my Patreon
fucking subscribers
because
look
because of ye
I'm able to
receive that in my inbox
and
laugh at it for it its absurdity and highlight it.
Rather than, if I didn't have the Patreon, it'd actually be quite chilling and depressing to receive it.
And it'd be very soul-destroying.
Because, I don't know, I'd nearly be looking forward to it
I'd nearly be going jeez I hope it's a little bit better this year
so thank you so much
honest to God
for signing up to the Patreon
because it gives me
a regular stable source of income
that allows me to plan and take risks
and to know what the fuck is happening with my finances
which
I never really had before.
And if you are considering,
the reason I keep plugging the Patreon
is because people come and go, that's fair enough.
So I might, look,
if you're enjoying the podcast,
if you like it, if it's doing something for you,
and you're just listening for free,
if you can afford it,
and you'd like to give me the price of a pint,
or a cup of coffee once a month,
you know, if you met me,
would you buy me a pint or a cup of coffee?
If you would, you can do it.
Patreon.com forward slash TheBlindByPodcast
If you can't afford it,
no hassle.
No worries.
That's grand.
You can listen for free.
But,
to the people who can't afford it,
just understand,
yeah, I make this for fucking free
i don't really have advertisers i don't really want heavy advertising as well i'll take an
advertiser if they're sound most advertisers are like can you can you adjust and change your
content to suit our adverts can you stop cursing you know i mean can you stop doing podcasts about this topic
and then we'll sponsor you no thanks lads i'd much prefer this this way so that was the first reason
that for it was selfish reasons i suppose uh the second reason i put it up is just to raise
awareness for not not just me i'm not fucking unique in that, pretty much all musicians and artists, your
favourite artists, the independent ones in particular, like, the weird thing now in 2019,
and it's one of the reasons too that I've got this fucking bag in my head, there's two
types of, like, famous person,ote unquote. There's rich famous people.
And not rich famous people.
And most people are not rich famous people.
People with loads of followers.
Or views or streams.
Your favourite artists.
Are most likely working second jobs.
And trying to do it on the sly.
And it's a weird.
For musicians in particular. that's really really strange because
the thing with musicians is that they're up on stage and a lot of musicians have to give the
appearance of being glamorous and wealthy when in fact the you know the day after a gig they
might be working in in a kitchen or something you know so just to generally raise awareness to you
if you're
if there's an artist you really love
okay and they're
not like Ariana Grande
or someone massive
but someone
you're listening to a lot
just streaming their album
on Spotify.
Isn't earning them any money.
So I would urge you.
Find out if they're crowdfunding.
If you can buy tickets to their gigs.
Do that.
If they have March.
Buy March.
Do you know all these little things.
Because.
They'll just quit. I don't want to name names even though they'd probably be
fine if I did
but I won't because
I'd ask first
but like
we started gigging we started
doing gigs in 2008
in Ireland you know and
there was loads of other
bands who would have been
started off the same time as us
also doing live gigs and these would have been our
creative contemporaries
people who we'd have done
support acts with or we'd have supported
each other online
our kind of creative peers
and there was lots of these Irish acts and bands
who are now gone.
They're not around anymore.
And it's just, it's shit.
It's fucking shit because there was a huge amount of creativity
that never got to flourish.
Now as well, you know, we started in 2008,
which is boom, right into the middle of the
fucking recession so that that was tough enough anyway but i'm gonna say i i'm nearly confident
it's a hundred percent of the irish acts that was started off the same time as those but i don't
want to say that because i could be wrong but i'm calm i'd be more confident that it's between 80 and 90%.
They quit maybe five, six years ago.
They would have lasted about five years.
They kind of quit around 2013, 2014.
And every one of them had the exact same kind of situation.
It was like they go quiet for a while
and then they release this big statement
on Facebook
that just says
due to financial
pressure
we can't go on with this project
and careers were cut short
and it always coincided
with like
you know bands
when they start out like in their early 20 out, like, in their early 20s, when
you're in your early 20s, it's okay to, you know, live fucking, check them out, do you
know what I mean, really live with fuck all, and have the utter basics, and give your heart
and soul to your art, and and you know to be eating fucking
coca noodles and maybe sleeping on a friend's gaff doing you know on their couch sleeping on
couches doing gigs around the country sleeping on fans couches shit like that that's all it's not
grand but it's tolerable when bands are in their early 20s but something happens at about 25 that shit can't go on anymore
25 is
one of those ages where
you start thinking of the future
and all these bands at about 25, 26
usually like someone in the band just said
look I want to go to Australia
and get a job
on a fucking construction site or I want to go off to Canada and get a job on a fucking construction site
or I want to go off to Canada
and get a job at an office
and all these bands slowly put out that statement
saying we can't afford to make this next album
we can't afford to do this next tour
and they just went on to have normal jobs
and maybe one member of the band
was lucky enough to go on to become a session musician
or DJing was a
popular one
that's one of the few avenues left
for people in bands right now in Ireland is
you'll get the odd band
member doing DJ nights and they can get a few
quid doing that but there's no one really earning
money from music, not really
you know why am I still
going after all those years, I'm just, I'm very very fucking lucky Not really. You know, why am I still going?
After all those years?
I'm just, I'm very, very fucking lucky to be able to diversify my talents.
I'm handy at a couple of things
and I'm very fortunate for that.
I didn't have to rely 100% on
the Rubber Bandits music.
I was writing for television.
There was live theatre stuff.
Like, I mean, my book.
All this shit.
So I didn't have to be like music alone.
Because then it would have been no fucking way, not a chance.
We'd have been gone five way, not a chance, we'd have been
gone, five, six years ago too, I stuck it out in Limerick as well, which really helped,
Limerick during the recession, incredibly affordable place, didn't have to spend a huge
amount on rent, like career wise, would have been much better off in Dublin, or even better
in London, but fuck that, just not possible.
Had I tried to pay Dublin or London rent,
would have been second job territory,
and as soon as it's second job territory,
then it's burnout and no time for creativity.
So, I made Limerick work for myself,
and I was lucky in that respect too.
I mean, if I'm being honest like because I think about this like I said I kind of I kind of quit in 2015
like not really but in my heart I did because I went back to do a master's degree in college, right, obviously doing that because with the look of changing career
or doing something further beyond entertainment,
and I was also working a second job,
so I'd kind of half quit then but hadn't said anything,
but luckily I wrote the book,
the first book of short stories, The Gospel According to Blind Boy,
which I didn't know, I didn't know that was going to do alright.
I wrote that, it did really well, and then most importantly, this fucking podcast,
which I did not expect, like you know from this, I didn't expect this to do well.
Podcast changed my fucking life.
This is the first time in, like I've been doing this to do well podcast changed my fucking life this is the first time in
like I've been doing this since 2000
but like we were actual fucking children then
but professionally been doing it since 2009
and in all that time
this is the first time ever
that I've got the regular income
regular I have a fucking job
I know how much money
I'm getting each month I can plan
and what that allows me to
do more than anything
risks I can take fucking
risks I can
like
I've got this podcast and now
I've just finished the fucking book just finished BBC
series but now I've got like
four other projects on the go.
And I can now afford for those to fail.
Because that's what you need to do.
If you're professionally creative.
You need to be really busy all the time with separate projects.
Because you know some of them are going to fail.
And striving for failure is.
You have to strive for failure.
If you want to have a chance at success. You have to strive for failure is you have to strive for failure if you want to have a chance of success
you have to strive for failure and embrace failure and the possibility of it and take
risks because that's creativity um when you're like here's the thing if you're
in a situation where you absolutely utterly if failure means
not getting paid at all
then you can't take risks and your work
suffers and now all of a
sudden you can't
explore creativity it's like
no I need to do that thing
that I think other people would like and the job
becomes horrible and not fun
and you quit I don't have
to do that anymore now because of the patreon
um but these are all crucial reasons why we should be just support the fucking artist that you like
if you're listening to a band now an independent band england ireland whatever some small band in
america go out and find out do they have merch and can you go to their gigs are they crowdfunding
because listening to Spotify isn't going to cut it another bigger thing right and this is
really fucking worrying across the arts and it's a trend that's happened since about
2010 when you really start to see it taking hold right Britain in particular
a lot of successful musicians and writers and shit and comedians in England they had really
posh backgrounds like a huge amount of them went to private school now private school in
England is like 30 grand a year, so can you imagine
how much money your parents have if they can spend 30 grand a fucking year on school, that's
serious wealth, so I don't know, fucking Coldplay, what are they called with the fucking banjos
and the tweed jackets
Mumford and Sons
You're One Florence
and the Machine
James Blunt
like they're all
mad
wealthy
rich kids
well they were
and the thing is
is that
what's happening is that only the people whose parents have a ton of money
are the ones now who are being given the space to take the risks to create the art
and therefore they're succeeding and the people who came from either middle class or working class
whose parents didn't have a fuckload of money they're now not getting to
they're trying to make
a bit of art
in their early 20s
and then it's like
fuck you gotta get a job
and now you can't
so all this
all this art
is not getting created
you know
all this huge amount of art
is not being made
because these brick walls are
in front of
I mean think of Ireland
like the amount of people
people who go to private schools in Ireland
that's
compared to England that's a huge minority
you'll see a bit of it in
Cork, there's a fair bit of it in Dublin
like Limerick's got one private school that uh I think it's for Protestants
so the vast majority of Irish artists um they don't have their parents bankrolling them
you know to be fucking paying for their apartment in Dublin
or shit like that so support those fucking Irish artists the young ones bankrolling them, you know, to be fucking paying for their apartment in Dublin,
or shit like that,
so,
support those fucking Irish artists,
the young ones,
because chances are,
they're fucking skint,
and I know for a fact,
I know for a fact,
because I know,
I personally know,
the vast majority of,
kind of young artists in Ireland,
who are making noise,
and doing good shit today.
And they all have second jobs.
And if they don't have second jobs.
They're.
Eating fucking cocoa noodles.
And sleeping on couches.
Just to be able to do their tours.
That's a given.
And I'm saying it because.
It's mortifying.
I know a lot of artists.
Who would be so.
They.
They wouldn't feel right.
Going onto their Facebook and Twitter.
And saying.
I'm fucking skint. Can you please come to my gig.
Can you.
Not just.
I'm doing a gig. Will you come to it. It not just, I'm doing a gig,
will you come to it,
it's like,
I'm fucking skint,
will you please come to my gig,
I know a lot of,
young artists in that position,
and they just don't have,
the language,
they don't have the language,
or the confidence,
or,
the self esteem,
or it's not where they're at,
to come out and say that or it just contravenes
their stage persona so much that they don't know how to say it so I'm just trying to bring it to
the awareness and to bridge the gap between we just all need to move towards a situation where
don't believe the Instagram follows don't believe situation where don't believe the Instagram follows,
don't believe the streams,
don't believe the YouTube views.
That is not money.
Okay, that is not fucking money.
And we should all kind of be aware of that.
Or we'll end up in a society
where
no one's creating art
and it'll be a couple of artists
who went to Black Rock
College in Dublin
and that's what'll be left
and I don't think we need that do we
fuck that
I don't know some of you might be thinking
but lads GAA players
they fucking
play for their counties and they train
and they do it all for free
they do and fair fucking play for their counties. And they train. And they do it all for free.
They do.
And fair fucking play to them.
But.
It is different.
It's different.
Being a GA player.
Obviously it's fucking.
You know at that level. It's obviously incredibly difficult.
But.
Yes there is a huge amount of focus and emotional energy and all of
this that goes into being like a ga player but mostly the job is it's physical time it's the
those ga players they give away for free their physical time to play and their physical time to train. With creating art it's not just physical time but it's
emotional and mental space in order to create. That's a huge part of creating the best art.
An artist needs to have idle hands. An artist needs to have the space to explore what's inside them so they can express
what's inside them and create something that resonates with the rest of us and that's what
art fucking does that's the importance we live in a society where fucking art isn't valued for its
role in our collective fucking mental health do Do you ever put on a song.
And this song helps you to process.
Whatever pain or sadness that you have going on.
That's cause.
That's what music does.
It's symmetrical vibrations of air that can.
Help you process your fucking emotions.
And that has value.
Open a fucking book. Has a book value open a fucking book has a book ever
spoken to you has a book ever not i don't mean like art doesn't make you happy what art does
is it offers an alternative language to process and understand your feelings if you're out on the
fucking nightclub and there's a banging beat, you're processing and exploring feelings of joy and elation and fun.
If you're sitting on your own, you have a shit day and you put on a song and the chords and the lyrics work together to allow you to explore a sense of sadness or loss or anger.
You know, people who listen to fucking heavy metal, it's an anger and a rage that they get to help them process.
That's the purpose of art.
Music does that.
A book, to live through another character,
that's what that does.
You know, do you go to a comedy club and enjoy a comedian
and roar your arse off laughing,
or look at some of their work online?
Do you follow comedians on Twitter and they make videos,
or on YouTube, and you you're screaming roaring at their stuff
laughing and it's giving you
orgasmic little units
of fucking intense
happiness that we call laughter
that's the purpose and role
of art, it's just one
there's all other
political side
of what art can do sociological side it can give
voices to people who are marginalized whereby their regular speech and words isn't going to
work so once they communicate that true song all of a sudden it gives the rest of us empathy
i mean fucking rap music being the prime example of that you know so art is important art is hugely important
to society and we kind of take it for granted but
you engage it like 99 of the people listening to this fucking podcast are engaging with art
on an everyday basis and it's improving your quality of life but we don't kind of name it or know it
I don't know why that is so this is why it's important to support our fucking
artists okay before I get into the kind of I don't know is it a hot take I don't
know is it a hot take it's more something I'm processing but I do have
something to speak about after the ocarina pause so we just get straight
into it.
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On April 5th, you must be very careful, Margaret.
It's a girl.
Witness the birth.
Bad things will start to happen.
Evil things of evil.
It's all for you.
No, no, don't.
The first omen, I believe, girl, is to be the mother.
Mother of what?
Is the most terrifying. Six, six, six. It's the mark be the mother. Mother of what? Is the most terrifying.
Six, six, six.
It's the mark of the devil.
Hey!
Movie of the year.
It's not real, it's not real.
What's not real?
Who said that?
The first Stowman, only in theaters April 5th.
That's a good ocarina there now.
It has just a lot of different...
Different notes.
It's not like that other one.
Where's that other one?
This one.
I don't like this one.
Hold on.
I'd love to hear this played properly.
Because I...
It only has about four fucking notes.
And they're all really low.
And it's hard to bend them and go high like that other one.
You know? So there you go. about four fucking notes and they're all really low and it's hard to bend them and go high like that other one you know
so there you go
before I move on
two live gigs that I want
to just tell you about
I know this sounds like a podcast where I'm just fucking
promoting my shit this episode but
two gigs that
are just announced Dublin
Vicar Street 14th
and 19th
of November
alright
live podcast
for the Dublin
podcast festival
really looking forward
to those
I tell you what's
interesting
do you know
when it's
International
Women's Day
or International
Women's Day
and whenever that
happens you know
everyone's online
trying to be positive
and celebrate it
and then you get these
lads thinking they're being mad clever
going
when's international men's day
when's
the new international men's day
and it's like there is
buddy
it's the 19th of November
there is an international's the 19th of November there is an
international fucking men's day
we don't really need it but there is
so
yeah that live podcast in Vicar Street is on
19th of November international men's day so
I don't know I might do something fun
for that I'm gonna have a think
I'm gonna have a think about what I could
do considering it's international men's
day
interview a giant testicle I'm going to have a think about what I could do. Considering it's International Men's Day.
Interview a giant testicle.
And check it for lumps.
You know.
Check your balls lads.
Check your balls every day.
No harm.
Get used to it.
Even though it's.
Look it's no crack.
It's no crack doing that. It is fucking no crack, I don't know what it is, is it, the sensation of it, it's just not great,
is it, it's not great, you don't really want to be feeling your fucking nuts, you just
want to acknowledge that they exist, but you don't want to be investigating them with your thumbs but look you'd be better just do it get comfortable with it every morning in the shower
why not all right go for it so what i'd like to talk about this week and kind of look into um it's something that increasingly i think about more and more and i think in 20 years time
when we look back at the post 9-11 era we'll say it will come to radically define
kind of what we're living through it will, it will
not necessarily
obviously the internet but
it is the internet
but
data
right
data
and data is an amazing word
because
it means nothing.
It's so fucking...
Like even in Star Trek, right?
Remember,
now I don't know much about Star Trek,
but what was the one
with the bald fella?
Next Generation, right?
And there was a character in it who was an android and his name
was Data, or Data as the Americans call it. And the whole shtick around this character was that
they were, you know, this green-faced android with zero emotions or capacity to relate to humans whatsoever an absolute walking machine called
data because the word itself is so devoid of humanity but yet
we're moving towards an age where like data is is one of the most important things in the world today. It's nearly more important than money.
And since the mid-2000s,
you know, we've been giving our data away.
And let's replace the word data with secrets.
Because that's what it is.
Like if I say to you, how do you feel about giving away your data
most people go
I don't give a fuck
just let me click on the link
let me use the app
but what if I said
how do you feel about giving away your
secrets about your behaviour
and as technology advances it's more and more of your behaviour and as technology advances it's more
and more of your behaviour
like in 2005
your data was
what
do you click on
you know what links are you going to click on
and then
after that as
Google got more intelligent
it's not just what do you click on but what do you type And then after that, as Google got more intelligent,
it's not just what do you click on,
but what do you type into your search bar.
And then smartphones kick in,
and your data, it's what you give away about yourself grows and grows and grows.
It's not just what do you click on.
So the smartphone comes in and it's...
Now what do you say into your phone?
As the technology starts to understand and decipher the words that you use.
And then it became, sometime around 2011,
not so much now what do you say into your phone, but now what do you say around your phone and around your devices because they're listening all the time.
And if you use FaceTime or one of these, you know, apps where you're doing a lot of video calls, you're giving away away your facial expressions you're giving away the shape of your face
the sound of your voice
do you move around a lot
now
you know 2015, 2016
it becomes
where are your locations
where are you moving
do you spend a lot of time at home
do you go to the gym
do you go to the park
your deepest secrets? Do you go to the gym? Do you go to the park? Your deepest secrets about
where you go, who you talk to, what you say to them, what you click on, what you type,
everything as we live more and more through our phones. You know our phones are now a
separate extension of our personality as we live increasingly as avatars in a virtual world.
Every element and aspect of your entire behavior is fed into your phone as data.
And the kind of great exchange, because smartphones are incredible.
I mean, what makes smartphones particularly incredible is apps
like apps are unreal
a new app comes out
every month
like the fucking shit
that I have on my phone
that makes my life
so fucking easy
and it's so cheap
like I go for a run
and when I go like
I think I give them
a fucking
20 quid a year or something,
for the premium version of this app,
but I could use it for free,
like you know,
I go to the fuck,
I go for a fucking run,
it tells me how fast I'm running,
it tells me,
the calories I'm burning,
I type in,
literally,
everything I eat,
goes into this app,
and it tells me,
you know,
what my nutrition is like,
my calories, if you've got a smart watch, Goes into this app. And it tells me. You know. What my nutrition is like. My calories.
If you've got a smart watch.
It's.
You know.
It's tracking your sleep.
Basically.
What's happened.
Is.
Your phone.
Has gotten so fucking good.
At tracking your behavior and secrets.
It's as if we now, all of us, are under 24 hour medical and scientific surveillance.
It's like we live in a fucking lab, right?
And we do so you now live 24 7 in a lab where you have
a huge team of incredibly skilled scientists recording and analyzing every aspect of your
fucking behavior sleep scientists moderate your sleep or sorry record and moderate your sleep, or sorry, record and analyse your sleep.
Behavioural psychologists measure how often a day do you get angry?
How often a day do you get anxious?
How does your phone know whether you're anxious or angry?
Based on what you type?
Based on how quickly you respond to words that contain anger trigger words, based on the camera pointed at your face that can read human emotions and the dilation of your
pupils and whether or not you appear to be anxious, based upon your smartwatch which
gives away the speed of your heartbeat when you see certain images or text on your phone.
when you see certain images or text on your phone.
We live in a fucking, in a world where you are non-stop, 24-7,
under the type of surveillance which 50 years ago would have been considered
not only unimaginable but impossibly inhumane.
You wouldn't be able to keep a human under surveillance
365 days a year 24 7
ok
so
the other part you're going
so fucking what
so fucking what who gives a shit
who cares
and you know I'm not doing anything wrong
so why should I give a fuck
and to an extent it's true so why should I give a fuck? And to an extent, it's true, right?
Why should you give a fuck?
But the thing is, the trade-off,
and this is a general rule,
if the product is free, you are the product, okay?
So when we use apps, we are the product.
When we use free apps, we are the product.
And what you sign
away is like every app in your phone you're signing away your data so you're signing away
every single detailed secret about every single aspect of your behavior that's what these
apps are interested in now for the part, it's just to service capitalism.
They want to...
They want to sell your data to advertisers
because the advertiser then very simply knows exactly
how to sell you shit.
And that's helpful.
If I'm...
If I'm interested in buying a kettle lads
and my phone finds out
I kinda like a day later
when I'm getting ads
for the type of kettle I kinda wanna buy
you know that's convenient
it's nice
but what we don't
kind of
you don't consent with what they do with your fucking data that's the
problem you don't consent to that it's not just selling it to a company so they can better target
you data is sold to law enforcement agencies data is sold to governments as a means to control you
i mean it's a whole separate podcast and it's been very well
covered but you look at the cambridge analytica scandal and trump and all that shit our data was
used to learn our deepest fucking fears everyone in in society in order for the for that to be
co-opted by right-wingers to figure out exactly what
buttons to press on certain people to divide countries to divide societies and now as a result
of this data world that we live in where we allowed a giant team of scientists to have
intimate access to every aspect of our behavior and psychology
we now have clowns running the world, puppets,
like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump.
They're fucking clowns, like.
And by which I mean, they're pantomime puppets,
they're exaggerated human beings.
You don't meet Trumps and Johnsons they're insane
they shouldn't exist as leaders
but yet they do
and this was all driven by data
Brexit was driven by data
it's
we give away our data
for free apps
thinking grand they'll sell me a new pair of shoes
but someone else came in,
and said,
can we buy this data,
but we don't want to use it,
for advertising,
we want to use it to,
assist political campaigns,
and the company said,
grand,
I don't give a fuck what you do,
work away,
so that's kind of the data,
type of shit,
that we know about,
the standard,
you know,
this app is free
grand
I'm giving away my data fine
no hassle who cares
but what about the
the apps that are
consciously funded by
secret
government organisations
specifically to mine our data
for insidious purposes of control
and this exists
and I want to kind of dip into it
in this episode
specifically I want to start off with
apps that are funded by the CIA
and this isn't conspiracy theory
this isn't conspiracy theory
this is
the shit that I'm going to be talking about is it's out there
in the open for you to look at it
the CIA do a lot of shit
in plain sight but no
one really just doesn't make
the news no one really knows about it
mainly
what they do is the CIA have a
a company called
In-Q-Tel
and this is a company it's aQ-Tel and this is a company
it's a non-profit company that receives
billions from the
US government and it acts as
a funding
company and
In-Q-Tel
invests in
mainly technology and software
and apps and it
pumps a lot of money into these startups.
So that these startups can develop the shit that they're doing.
But then share all that data with the CIA.
For whatever reason the CIA wants.
The most classic example being...
I mean look there's a few examples.
If you were using facebook in 2008 um like i remember it clearly conspiracy theories flying around and and if you shared it you were
considered nuts it was the wackiest conspiracy theory right and it used to fly around facebook in 2008 and what people would say would
be they they would have like they'd show facebook and then they'd show companies that invested in
facebook and it would eventually lead to the cia and they'd say facebook is partly funded by the CIA because its purpose is to have everyone's details,
to have as many details as many citizens on earth as possible.
And if you shared that in 2008, you were a lunatic.
You had a tinfoil hat.
Of course, that turned out to be completely true.
Absolutely true.
absolutely true if you look at how
Facebook and Google
shared data with
the US government
as leaked by Edward Snowden
so that turned out to actually be true
yes
Facebook was a fun social media
site
where we could connect with people
and do all of this
but it was also being exploited by the US government
as a way to get to know shit about fucking everyone.
And then that data was up for grabs by the Cambridge Analytical cunts,
and we can all see the results today.
But other examples, like, you know know what's the point
why would
let's just take the CIA for example
why does the CIA do this shit
well
a lot of it is related
to 9-11
right so after 9-11
all of America was shocked
it's like oh my god we've been attacked
this is the first time it's happened since Pearl Harbor.
We're all fucked.
They're going to crash more planes.
You know, the U.S. government took it incredibly seriously.
Everyone was very afraid,
and they rolled out a thing called the Patriot Act.
And the Patriot Act basically,
it stripped back a ton of human rights for American citizens.
American citizens' rights to kind of privacy, it stripped those away in the interest of stopping terrorism.
And the Patriot Act was a great kind of attack on democracy but people didn't care because they're like
stop the scary terrorists
so that allowed we'll say
in QTEL the CIA's company was started in the late 90s
but this fucking Patriot Act really allowed in QTEL
to start funding a lot of Silicon Valley businesses
and a classic example is
like in the 90s
late 90s
the CIA had its own kind of
like a map
they tried to map the entire world
using satellites
and you can get photographs of it
it was called Earth Viewer
and it was a CIA only piece of software,
that was developed for the CIA,
and it was so they could,
go onto a computer,
and then,
track the movements of Iraqis,
and shit like that,
and look at maps,
and move around,
and,
the company that developed Earth Viewer,
who were like a private company,
In-Q-Tel,
then, In-Q-Tel, then... In-Q-Tel being the CIA's capital firm,
pumped a bunch of US government money
into a new company called Keyhole in 2001,
right after the 9-11.
And pumped money into it, Keyhole started
taking more high-res images using satellites
of the earth and then all of a sudden keyhole gets bought up by google and it becomes google earth
so google earth google maps that we use every single day was straight up you can trace it
funded by the CIA and I mean
it's
they kind of do it
is because
Google look friendly
Google Earth is
I remember when Google Earth came out, I remember using that
in like 2009, thinking this is
fucking amazing
I remember like going on
to it and you know
zooming in
on my own gaff
on my own house
and
the only dodgy thing
I thought of
is I said to myself
jeez this is going to
make it really easy
for people to
to rob gaffs
to rob houses
because you can now
go on the computer
and look at it
but
if the CIA
came out
and said
we're mapping the entire world and said we're mapping
the entire world
we're taking photographs of your back
garden in Ireland
there'd be uproar
but when a nice
friendly company like Google does it
and then rolls it out as a
fun app or a fun desktop
thing that I can use
we don't give a fuck, we don't use we don't give a fuck we don't care
we don't give a shit
so
that right there is a prime example
but what makes the Google Earth
thing so
I don't know scary for the future
is like
what you have
there is the ultimate harvesting of information
of visual information about the
earth right very simple it's just high-res satellite images of every single
part of the earth right and this is what you're seeing with what in qtel the cia are investing in
over the past 10-15 years it's massive it's as if eventually they want to have
on a computer server every single possible piece of information about every aspect of the earth and
every human living in it that's what's kind of happening right now with there's hundreds of
companies that they're invested in.
There's your standard shit where it's like...
I mean, they tend to just find private companies
where there's a lot of clever people working at it
and developing interesting technology,
and the CIA will say,
we'll give you a few quid towards that.
Like, noise-canceling fucking microphones
that go inside your mouth are... I think they have a few quid in Boston Dynamics, I could be wrong, could be wrong with that, now that's not confirmed, but like, robotics technologies, virtual reality, all this stuff, but what freaks me out is that it's the data harvesting stuff, okay, um, what comes to mind on a previous podcast i spoke about um
modern dna companies right ancestry companies ancestry.com are 23andme and i spoke about these
companies um it's very popular online you want to find out what your
heritage is so you apply for one of these DNA tests you swab your cheek you send it off to a
lab it comes back and it tells you what your ethnic heritage is or whatever but we also discussed how
what you trade off with these companies is you allow them access to the data of your dna and that's why it's
so cheap it's only 100 quid it could should cost cost a grand and what these companies are doing
is they now have your genetic dna data and they're selling them to the pharmaceutical industry
now i have no evidence to suggest that the cia are funding these these companies right
i don't know about that probably if the cia if incutel rock on up to 23andme and say like okay
23andme either 23andme or ancestry.com i'm not sure which one one of them did a 300 million deal
with glatko smith. Klein, the pharmaceutical company,
where Glatco came up and said, here's 300 million, give us access to everybody's DNA.
And the lad said, grand, they signed it away, we own it.
You can rent that data.
So there's nothing stopping the CAA company, In-Q-Tel, rocking up as a customer and saying,
here's 300 million quid, can we have that data?
So I'd be surprised if that isn't happening.
I don't have evidence for it.
What I do have evidence for is
there's this really popular fucking
skincare product online.
Now, Oprah promotes it
and a lot of beauty bloggers promote it and all this
it's a special skin product called clearista right and the thing with clearista is that
it's it's not just a skin product it's it's something you can put on your skin and i think you send back
a swab of the clarista or something and what the what the company can do is it can tell you like
the the biomarker profile of your skin basically it's like it's it's a skin care product company
that can tell you intimate scientific data about your skin.
Which can...
They can then provide for you the best possible skin care products based upon...
Biomarker data of your skin.
I don't know what that means.
I'm not a fucking scientist, but that's what it says it does on the tin.
Okay, so...
It's not just...
You're not just going into boots looking for the oily
skin moisturizer you're buying a product whereby it will tell you exactly what type of skin you
have you know whether you're at risk from diseases or cancer and it does this by learning your dna
basically and people are hovering this up because people want the best possible skin product for them,
and this company is selling that,
but if you look at it,
in 2010,
like,
it was 100%,
if not 100%,
it was a vast amount of the funding for this company,
came from In-Q-Tel,
which is the CIA's company,
so,
this Clarista fucking moisturizer
that you can buy in in brown thomas or whatever it's a cia funded fucking skincare product
where i can only assume they're using it to... harvest the data of people's DNA,
of whoever uses it.
And their goal would be to make it so popular,
and to get so many other products
that do the same thing popular,
that...
we are now willingly giving away our genetic data
to the CIA,
in order to have clearer skin.
And this is how it works
and this isn't conspiracy theory shit
this is fucking happening
this is out in the open
that's the mad thing
no a whistleblower
or a
a leaker
didn't have to let everybody know
that In-Q-Tel invested in this skin care company
you can just find it out
it's there
it's just not
being talked about.
And that's troubling because
you know, it's the potential for tyranny.
That's the problem.
Once you have someone's DNA
it's the fact that we don't know as well.
You know, how much consent is there,
we don't understand fully consent and data,
and what it means,
I mean, Europe made a good,
bit of progress there with the GDPR regulations,
which gives us some control over our fucking data,
but,
I don't know, like,
is it worth fucking getting rid of a few spots on your face
to allow the CIA to
know your fucking DNA
if they know your DNA
imagine that for tracking you
it's
it's potential for tyranny is shocking
and
the CIA are about tyranny.
They say it's for protection, but tyranny is what they're into.
To maintain, to make the US the most powerful country in the world.
They do it through tyranny.
It's sneaky and it should be illegal.
Look, if the US government
said to you can we have your DNA
can we swab your skin
because we just want your DNA
are you going to say yes
she's going no fuck off
no you can't have my fucking DNA
so this is how they managed to find out
a way to do it and it's like what do they want
with it
you know what are they managed to find out a way to do it. And it's like what do they want with it?
You know what are they going to do?
What weird fucked up shit is going to happen in 10 years.
Where we all regret giving away our DNA data.
In the way. I mean they did it on Facebook through third party apps like
Farmville and shit like that
I mean we all regret
playing Farmville now
we all regret giving away our data
to Facebook
because we've seen what comes from it
so what's going to happen in 10 years time
with our DNA I don't fucking know
and
I haven't a clue what the fuck they're doing
based on that Chinese
what's going on in China
you know in China they're
just very openly using people's data for
utter control and tyranny
and punishment and reward
through the social credit system
that's not in the west but
I'd be fucking shocked if the powers that be in the West wouldn't like that.
Wouldn't love to have a population under complete and utter surveillance and control of every single aspect of...
It's... What's freaky...
They have our behavioural data through our smartphones and now they're moving on to our biological data.
Our DNA. Here's another one that's fucking insane. data through our smartphones and now they're moving on to our biological data our dna here's
another one that's fucking insane so i mentioned earlier about you know keyhole which was cia
funded which eventually became google earth right um so the ceo the person who was kind of in charge of both the Keyhole thing
and the Google Earth thing
and also after that
Google Cars
right
so do you know
Google Street View
so
first came Google Earth
and Google Maps
but now there's
around 2010
there was Google Street View
where you can literally
zoom down into the map
and you can walk around the
streets, like, again, handy as fuck, like, Google Street View is practically, like, it improves my
life, if I'm doing a gig somewhere, if I'm going on holidays, I can walk around where my hotel is,
before I'm even there, to find out where the nearest shop is, you know, to find out where the nearest shop is you know to find out where the fucking pub is
I'll do that and it's really useful and it improves my life
but we've all seen the Google cars
that drive around the gaff
so in order to collect the data for Google Street View
cars were sent out
and they're sent out every four years I think
literally on every single road in the entire world for Google Street View, cars were sent out, and they're sent out every four years, I think,
literally on every single road in the entire world,
and they do 360-degree cameras all around,
and this turns into Google Street View,
and we can walk around in it.
But in Germany in 2010,
there was a big scandal,
because these Google cars were accused of not not just so on the surface they're kind of these fun things that you look at and you go wow isn't
that nuts look at that google car it's all friendly with the google logo and it's a big
camera on top and it doesn't look insidious or dodgy because it's so stupid and ridiculous
looking and out in the open and has google on the side that we don't feel threatened or scared by it.
It's a novelty. It's fun.
But these cars were accused in Germany, but all over the world, of not just using the camera at the top to take photographs of the roads.
using the camera at the top to take photographs of the roads.
What they were also doing apparently was,
as they're going past houses,
hacking into unsecured Wi-Fi networks and using that hack to trawl through
personal data and information through the Wi-Fi,
such as passwords, bank statements, financial details,
all this shit that they illegally should not be taken they were also harvesting that data from unsecured wi-fi
networks uh that's why a lot of people now would use vpns as a way to i'm not fully sure how it
works but a lot of wi-fi is is not secure and if someone knows how to do it they
can strip a lot of your personal information through an unsecured wi-fi network public wi-fi
in particular is bad news if you're in a cafe or in a hotel um someone with the right right knowledge
can hack your phone for very sensitive data that you wouldn't like to give away at all
such as credit cards and financial information or whatever they can do that if you're on an
unsecured wi-fi public public wi-fi network so it's why it's a good idea to have a good vpn
you can get a vpn app for your phone about a five or a month and it kind of it tricks the network
basically and keeps you safe
I have one
but here's the shtick
so
the person who was the CEO
of
fucking
Keyhole
Google Earth
the person behind the Google cars that were doing the
street view and illegally harvesting the fucking data this person went on to also run an incredibly
popular app that everybody used in 2016 a very friendly fun app that took the absolute world by storm
i'm talking about pokemon go do you remember that there's a few people still using it you
remember when pokemon go came out like the world nearly went mad like everyone was using it
and pokemon Go was this
augmented reality
app
like it was so much fucking
fun but basically
it uses
the camera on your phone
so Pokemon if you don't know
they're like these little
mythical creature animals from the
cartoon Pokemon whatever the
fuck so it was this huge interaction it was an interactive video game that used the real world
and thousands of players and so you'd go on you'd open up your pokemon go and you'd see a map of
limerick and you'd see all the other people playing Pokemon Go and a Pokemon, a little mythical animal might
appear near your house and you had to walk with your camera to this location and other
people would too to capture this Pokemon which you could see through the camera on your phone
and people loved it, they went fucking nuts for it but the person running pokemon go was also the person
you know who was accused of that huge data scandal where they were stealing information
from wi-fi passwords the person who worked alongside the cia to develop google earth
this is who's running pokemon go and a lot of people start to become suspicious of
the because I don't Pokemon I think it was free if it wasn't free it was very cheap
but it was asking for quite a lot of privileges on your phone access to microphone access the
camera all it was looking for a lot of data, and people started to wonder, Pokemon Go is asking for
a lot more data than it needs to simply operate, and we're just giving it away because it's that
much crack, it was viral, and this, what was his name, John Hank, who was the CEO of the company running Pokemon Go this guy founded Keyhole right
and he was also I believe
was he the
he wasn't CIO of In-Q-Tel
but he worked for
In-Q-Tel which is the CIA's company
that funds all this shit
okay and that's the guy who runs
Pokemon Go
or who did anyway I don't know if he left it since
so then you're left thinking like what the fuck did the cia want with pokemon go
i mean an intelligence agency what they want is information as data and information about
as much things as possible so now imagine like pokemon go was global right it was so pokemon
as well and what's worth noting like yes pokemon is hugely popular in america britain and europe
very very popular we all grew up with fucking pokemon it's fucking way more popular in Asia, in Korea, in China, in Japan, way more popular.
So Pokemon Go went globally viral.
So now let's imagine that, you know, the CIA have access and control over Pokemon Go.
You know, what could they do with it?
Think of it as mapping software.
think of it think of it as
mapping software
like
let's just say
the CIA want
intimate
incredibly detailed
visual information
like right down
to the fucking
concrete
of certain areas
and streets
in China
now China is
like fuck Russia
Russia's got the economy of Italy. The big superpower,
but they're not called a superpower, the big, the Cold War right now is between America
and China and we haven't seen it yet but it's, over the next 10 years it's going to become
more and more apparent and it's, the internet's going to divide between Chinese internet and
American internet and at the moment they're fighting for the spaces in between that don't have either
Africa, India, Bangladesh, places like that
so
what Pokemon Go allows the CIA to do is
it's like being able to airdrop
thousands of CIA
agents with fucking
complex equipment into the most
sensitive parts of China
to visually map every
single element
first of all of the physical
environment, because all they have to do
if Pokemon Go is popular in China
right
they just have to do if Pokemon Go is popular in China right they just have to make
a rare Pokemon
appear near a government
building and every fucking
teenager in a 5 mile radius
will
flock to this place
with their cameras on, microphones on
and they're mapping
every single element of that area.
That all feeds back into the servers.
The CIA have access to it,
and now they have a full 3D model
of the most sensitive areas in China
or in South Korea or in Japan or wherever the fuck.
Not only that, let's just take it back to,
you know, the Google cars that were driving around innocently mapping everything
and taking photos but what they were also doing as they were accused of was using public wi-fi
networks in order to steal sensitive data let's just assume and i think it's been accused that
pokemon go is doing that as well so now you've got all these kids looking for Pikachu in the middle of China.
They're not only taking photographs of the streets, but what they're doing too is extracting tons of sensitive data from people's homes or from the government through public Wi-Fi networks or people who are being irresponsible with Wi-Fi.
What does that data allow the CIA to do?
What would that data? Fucking cyber
attacks. Because that's
going to be the wars of the future. The wars of the future
are going to be cyber attacks.
Especially in a country like China
where they already have 5G and 5G is going to
roll out across all the world
now.
More and more of our important infrastructure
and I'm talking fucking
traffic lights to public health systems are going to be reliant on 5g internet so cyber attacks
are going to be what will cripple countries so pokemon go most likely if you follow the trail is used as a massive data mining service to enable
cyber attacks on whatever fucking country the us wants to fuck up you know now i'm not one for
when you see protests all right there's this party that wants to go, ah, that's the fucking CIA meddling in it.
I'm cautious of that because what it does is, that's a colonial viewpoint.
It removes the concept of agency from the people in that country.
A more realistic approach is that when protests happen in the countries that are US rivals,
yes, it is the people using their agency and their anger to form the protests.
But there's often CIA cunts stuck into it enabling it and stirring shit up.
Maybe.
Right.
Now I have no evidence this is a fucking boiling hot take.
Maybe.
The protests that are happening right now in Hong Kong.
Which are coinciding with the 70th anniversary of the
Chinese communist state
maybe those fucking
protests
are being enabled by
data that was mined by
Pokemon Go in 2016
it's not crazy
to say it, it's
possible
another thing the CIA are hugely interested in is there's
a there's a Philip K Dick book called Johnny Mnemonic Johnny Mnemonic Johnny Mnemonic it was
made into a film now I don't know is the Dick book called Johnny Mnemonic or is that the name
of the film but basically what it is is it's it's a it's a science fiction about a future society uh where crimes don't happen because a kind of spiritual technology
exists whereby the police can stop a crime before it happens because they already know
well the cia have been attempting to develop this since 2004 they have a
In-Q-Tel funded a company called Palantir alongside the lad who founded
PayPal Peter Thiel so Peter Thiel and In-Q-Tel have this thing Palantir
that's been going since 2004 and it was initially
used to predict
roadside bombs
in Iraq
before they happen
so this company
is firing away
using
like here's the thing
with like
you know
why does anyone
want the data
of your movements
like advertising so you move
around all day with your smartphone right your smartphone knows when you go to work it knows
when you're likely to go to the shop it knows when you go to the gym we're creatures of pattern
whether we know it or not so your smartphone like advertisers know when you're going to be near argos next
wednesday and they buy that data to pitch some argos shit when they they think you're going to
be when you're in the city center on thursdays because that's when you fucking meet your ma
or some shit like that your phone knows and it sells it to advertisers and your advertisers can
predict where and when you're going to be and they sell shit to you
based along that
but there's nothing stopping In-Q-Tel buying that data too
and using it to predict
things like that
mainly for
stopping terrorism and shit like that
but again like I said
in China they're using this
to control the population
so is it just the CIA that are doing this shit?
No, it is not.
A most obvious example.
So, in China, there's not really such a thing as a private company in China, okay?
It doesn't really exist.
there's not really such thing as a private company in China it doesn't really exist
every company
they're kind of owned by the state
and if they're not
let's just say by the rationale of any company operating in China
the Chinese state has full access
to any data that that company mines
this is why for the past year
huawei phones have been so controversial this is why if you work for the u.s government
you're not allowed to have a huawei phone this is why huawei was they kicked them off the google
app store or something like that i believe basically to de-incentivize
anyone buying a Huawei phone, because the theory goes that Huawei, it's collecting all
the fucking data, if you've got a Huawei phone, they're brilliant phones, they're cheaper
than iPhones, a lot of people have them if they're on a budget and they want a cheaper
phone, so they were going fuck that
you're not on the Google store anymore so you can't get
apps for it
but yeah apparently it's
collecting every single element of your data
the Chinese government has
access to it, how does that become
convenient?
because it allows the Chinese government
to perform vicious
and effective cyber attacks
on populations.
So aside from Huawei handsets.
Possibly the biggest app right now with teenagers.
By fucking far.
Is TikTok.
Right?
TikTok is fucking huge.
TikTok is like Vine.
But with music, it's for teenagers,
you wouldn't really find adults using it, it's mainly for teenagers, but amongst teenagers, it's the biggest fucking app, right, and people don't really know it, TikTok is Chinese,
it's a Chinese company, owns TikTok like TikTok is so big that
it has a
huge effect on like
the music charts like
so because
TikTok you record a short video of yourself
and there's music
alongside it that you pick
like do you know that song Old Town Road
like the biggest song
of 2019 by far.
Like, that was just a song on fucking YouTube that a lad uploaded.
And because a few people started a meme on TikTok with it, it went straight to the fucking charts.
Like, if you want to see the impact of TikTok, when you go on Spotify,
there's two charts that you can look up on Spotify music charts.
There's the official charts, which is like the billboard charts for each country. And then there's the charts that you can look up on Spotify music charts there's the official charts which is
like the billboard charts for each country and then there's the viral charts and when you go to
the viral charts when you go around the top you'll hear songs in the viral charts that are nowhere
near the billboard it's it's a complete different charts but the billboard charts is about streams
and sales but the viral charts are about plays and often it comes
from TikTok so you end up
with these really obscure songs
being the most popular song in the world because of
TikTok so anyway
yeah TikTok is
owned by
a Chinese company so you can then
assume that they're sharing all their data
with fucking
the Chinese government
prior to 2019
the
what TikTok asked
of our data was pretty
intrusive and then you go
sure what's the point
I mean it's like having a network
of spies in a country there's two things
like I said vicious cyber
attacks that the chinese
can i mean the chinese aren't they're against the eu as well you know someone took down the nhs
three years ago with a cyber attack could have been north korea we're not sure could have been
mi5 testing their own fucking they did it through what's known as the internet of things they managed
to hack like light bulbs and fridges that are internet connected but the main fear with tiktok is like election interference
you know it's harvesting all this data and behavior the average tiktok user might be 15
but in four years time they're gonna are in three years time they're going to or in 3 years time they're going to be 18
they're going to be
eligible to vote
and if you look at
what happened with
Cambridge Analytica
where Cambridge Analytica
accessed
hugely intimate data
and used it as a way
to rile people's
political beliefs
by feeding them
you know it's all about
what turns up
in your news feed
they can target
who needs to hear some racist shit right now
who needs in their Facebook feed
and their adverts
or on their Google search
a racist article
or an anti-immigration article
or an article that's very pro-right wing
do you know this is what
this is what this sensitive data
can do this is how you can
fuck with democracies the Chinese
government can fuck with western
democracies
using the data that is being
mined through teenagers
dancing with TikTok that
this is the world we're living in this isn't bullshit this isn't a that thought this is the world we're living in
this isn't bullshit
this isn't a conspiracy theory this is the world
we're living in if the CIA are doing
it openly you can bet the fucking Chinese are
doing it
remember that app
there last year
sorry a month ago
went hugely popular
face app where literally everybody took a photograph of their face and then uploaded.
The software took your face and showed you what you'd look like in 40 years as an old person or as a young person.
Or it switched your gender.
And it became a viral meme online for everyone to take a photograph of their face and to change their age face app run by the russians the russians you trace that back to
a russian company so there's no fucking hard evidence but it's highly likely that face back
or face app or they've been accused of at least of sharing their data with the Russian government so now the Russian government
has the facial data and analytics of
a huge percentage of the population in western countries now
are failing that at the very least
the ability to mine sensitive information from the phones
via wifi networks or from your own phone
for the purposes of either cyber
attacks or just simply data
gathering information so that they
can swing and influence elections
so that's the
I know it's a lot to swallow
and it doesn't sound real and it sounds
tinfoil hat
but this isn't it's not, and it sounds tinfoil hat right but this isn't
it's not
it's not tinfoil hat it's this is what's happening
we don't
this is what our data
is like I said
you use your phone
and it's like
if it was the 1950s
it's like you've decided to live in an experimental house
where a team of 20 scientists measure and monitor everything about you.
Your physical behaviour, your psychological behaviour and now your biometric data.
And they're analysing all of it and creating a complete and utter record of you
to know everything about you
and to predict what you may do
and this is all of us that have this
living in the one society with everything mapped
and
these are the things that are
it's a battlefield
that we don't see
this is the global battlefield today
no one
no superpowers aren't firing fucking missiles
at each other, they're gathering
as much information as
humanly possible on
other populations
in order to
perform non-linear
warfare, which in the event
of an actual war
like again I'm just being fucking hypothetical
what would a war between
China and the US
look like in 2025
I'm not going to say it's going to happen
I'm not trying to freak anyone out
I'm being purely hypothetical here
I'm just trying to lay out the infrastructure
it wouldn't be I'm being purely hypothetically here. I'm just trying to lay out the infrastructure.
It wouldn't be a war of guns and bombs. It would initially begin with either an aggressive attempt first to destable democracy through the exploitation of data,
stable democracy through the exploitation of data, which as I've mentioned, the Hong Kong protests, maybe, you know, kind of CIA backed, possibly, I've no evidence, just seems a bit fishy, 70th anniversary, all that crack, you know, I don't want to remove agency from the people of Hong Kong the toppling of a government
toppling of democracy through the exploitation
of data
then step two would be
large scale
cyber attacks which would destroy
the health system
the banking system
cause a financial crash
create a society
that is in turmoil
and then only after those
steps would
it kind of progress to
physical warfare
when the infrastructure is
when the digital and
commercial infrastructure has been ripped apart
through the use of data.
So there you go anyway lads
fucking hell
it's four in the morning
here when I'm recording this
because that's how hot
that take was
started off
making the case
for Irish musicians
and ended up in
I don't know
a fucking
laying out the groundwork
for our current dystopia
and what's going on
it's harvesting
listening to this podcast
you're giving your dad away
listen to this
sure listen
about two months ago
I was approached by a company
based in Canada
and they just said to me
blind boy we would be we'd be willing to pay you money we'll pay you per podcast it was decent
enough money for us to have access to for us to have the your consent to digitally analyze and collect the data of your voice on all your podcasts so a canadian company
wanted to buy like a load of my podcast so they could run the podcast through analytical software
and use high-tech data gathering software to completely analyze my voice
and what i'd be selling them basically for the price was for
them to be able to keep that data and do with it as they please as such i'm guessing i turned it
down completely turned it down because you know on the surface it's like why did they want it
they probably want to sell it to you know voice activation technology is becoming a thing like my ma at the moment now she's after
getting one of these google things that you shout into and it makes life easier for her so she can
ask it to change the channel or put on a youtube video but i can't really understand her fucking
old woman irish accent so most likely what this company would have done with the data is sell it to google or facebook
so that a piece of software could learn a regional southern irish accent in order to help us in
southern ireland to use our voice activated technology better or maybe in two years time when
you know everything around the house is going to be voice activated once 5g kicks in your lights
your fucking fridge the whole shebang once 5g is here going to be voice activated. Once 5G kicks in, your lights, your fucking fridge, the whole shebang.
Once 5G is here, everything will be voice activated.
So maybe they were rolling out ahead of that and wanted to learn my accent.
But I said no because, you know, what if they said,
what if it's the guards by the data
and now they're identifying people over the phone via...
Identifying limerick people over the phone or whatever.
It's like...
When you consent to giving your data away, you don't really consent to what happens with that data.
And it can be used for something simple like advertising or improving our lives.
Or it can be used for something simple like advertising or improving our lives or it can be used for control and tyranny
so I said no to that one
alright yart
I'll see you next week
I may be
next week's podcast might be an outdoor ASMR one
and I'll have it as a surprise
I'll say nothing
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