The Blindboy Podcast - How a Volcano changed the course of Art
Episode Date: August 29, 2018Gulches Puck. In 1816, a Volcano erupted in Indonesia, causing a year long winter. This episode looks at how that impacted Painting and Literature Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more... information.
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Hello you Eilean Máire's. What's the crack? I am back in Limerick this week as last week
I was in London recording an interview with Spike Lee and fucking hell it was a lot of
crack and he absolutely loved it and that podcast that spike lee podcast
that got the most listens of any podcast i've ever put out it got like i think it was like 300 000
listens fucking hell um so thank you for listening to that it was good crack so So it turns out I left a crucial part of my microphone set up in London.
So I have a very unorthodox situation here with recording
where I have my microphone on top of a stand
and then a series of twine bale holding the microphone in place.
So hopefully the mic won't fall onto the ground and cause a
deafening sound
I was procrastinating a little bit
there before I started
recording this
and how I knew I was procrastinating
is because
like certain
questions pop into my head
that I really would have no
interest in otherwise so the question that popped into my head. That I really would have no interest in otherwise.
So the question that popped into my head.
Like I was supposed to like sit down and go.
Right I'm going to record the fucking podcast this week.
And I've got a nice boiling hot take for you.
This week as well.
But I was going to sit down and record it.
And instead the question came into my head.
I wonder what Jedward are up to.
Now I never think that.
You know no disrespect to Jedward.
I've no bad will against him.
Even though if you are a listener to this podcast,
you'll remember about 20 podcasts ago,
I was on an airplane with him and the airplane nearly crashed.
But, yeah, it was like in my head,
I wonder what Jedward are up to.
Peak procrastination.
That is straight up fucking want to do anything other than the taking the responsibility to record the podcast.
So I went on to Twitter going, okay, let's see what Jedward are up to.
And their fucking account is deleted.
Jedward's account
has been deleted from Twitter
what the fuck did they do
what did Jedward do
to get deleted from Twitter
and I can't find much information
em
one person suggested a conspiracy theory
something to do with them talking shit
about Taylor Swift I don't know
but Jedward got deleted off Twitter
and they've been deleted off Twitter for about a week
the fuck
and then
some smart aleck
like I posted on Twitter
I said right Jedward got deleted what did they do
because I need to know now
this is beyond procrastination I need to find out
like what did they do
the possibilities like did they do? The possibilities like.
Did they post photographs of their dicks?
Or.
Laughing at my own pronunciation of the word dick.
Did they.
Do you know.
Did they go alt right?
They've got the haircuts for it.
Like they've got those fashy haircuts.
Did they say something bad about Jewish people,
you know, are they flat earthers now,
fucking hell, what did they do, I need to know,
and then some smart aleck tweeted underneath to me,
and he says, who's Jedward,
and then I got this kind of.
This slight pang of anxiety.
Do you know like when a sudden.
Whim of anxiety.
Rushes over your body.
Because when that person said.
Who is Jedward?
To my tweet that they got deleted.
I had this sudden realisation.
Across my body.
It was like. Fuck. what if jedward were a
figment of my imagination and i never existed or the other thought that my mind went into you know
the anxious thought um was oh shit what what if what what if i've managed to cross over
to a parallel universe, right?
One of the universes in the multiverse.
What if I've crossed over to one?
And the one that I've crossed over to is the parallel universe where Jedward doesn't exist.
And now they exist in me as this deja vu memory of a previous universe I existed in. And I experience that as a rather sudden stab of anxiety
before copping onto myself and going no that's ridiculous but uh do you know what 10 years ago
that would have sent me right into a panic attack that that's the type actually that's the type of
thing that that initial pang of fucking straight anxiety, you know, an incredibly irrational thought such as,
what if I've drifted into a parallel universe where Jedward don't exist,
and I've no way to prove it,
that would have sent me into a full-blown fucking sweaty-palm,
white-faced panic attack that would have taken two hours to get out of.
Luckily, that is not the case anymore.
But I hope Jedward are okay,
and that they're not.
Holocaust deniers or anything.
Do you know?
So if you didn't hear.
Last week's podcast.
Where I had a conversation with Spike Lee.
I do suggest you go back and listen to it.
Because.
I think it's one of my proudest moments on the podcast.
It was so much fun. And I've been been emailing Spike and keeping in contact with him um about about history
and what I've been doing actually the past week I spoke about the history of the Irish Americans
essentially in America and their kind of racist interactions with the African American community
and Daniel O'Connell and Frederick Douglass.
But I've been doing a lot of research the past week
for the benefit of sending stuff over to Spike.
And I've been doing so much research on it
that I'll probably do a podcast on that specifically,
but not this week.
I'll leave it a few more weeks
to keep the themes
kind of varied
and so yeah
if you want to listen to the Spike Lee one it's the last podcast
and it's the only podcast that has the term
Spike Lee in the title
because that's what I've started
doing recently
the first like
40 some 42 podcasts or something they had um
silly kind of names each podcast had a silly name kind of not silly prose i'd call it you know
words that a surreal absurd name that has um internal rhyming and a nice visual richness to it and I used to fucking love doing that but
there's too many podcasts now and people are just asking me you know which podcast speaks about
which specific topic and I can't answer because the names of the podcasts are ridiculous
so I've had to put an end to it it's kind of like do you know like when you're about fucking 20
and you move into a house on your own
with the lads
and because you're like really young
you do loads of drinking
so what you do is
you get your cans
your empty cans
and your empty bottles
and you like display them around the house
or create a pyramid out of them
and it's loads of fun
for the first couple of weeks
and you've got this pyramid
of empty bottles or empty beer cans
but then you keep drinking
and after a month
there's flies everywhere, the place smells
like sour drink
and it's become a problem
what initially started off as
fun is now a problem
and you have to get a load of black sacks and remove several hundred empty beer cans from the house.
That's the situation I've gotten myself into with the naming of this podcast.
So I now have to unfortunately name podcasts with a title that's appropriate to the content.
For my sanity and for your sanity
that's it
I've gone mainstream now
you cunts
before I get into this week's hot take
if you're wondering about
live podcasts
and you know my next guests
and shit
I really should write this shit out
before I fucking
do the podcast
to properly
you know to know the dates
of my gigs
you know
that'd be handy wouldn't it
but alas
I haven't done that
I've got a ballpark
right
what I can announce
is
there's a sold out gig
in Vicar Street
in Dublin
and that's sold out
so the tickets are fucking gone
but I can announce
it's in October as well
early October
I can announce
that my guest for this
is going to be
the writer Roddy Doyle
and I am looking forward to that
Roddy Doyle is going to be my guest
for the live podcast in Vicar Street.
There is a chance.
That there might be a second date.
Not with Roddy Doyle.
But a second Dublin date.
Close to that podcast gig.
In October.
So keep an eye out.
If that is the case.
The tickets will be going out on Monday.
Myself in Vicar Street
so I'll need another guest for that
I almost had Michael D. Higgins
the President of Ireland
as my guest for the fucking podcast in Vicar Street
I was in contact with the
press secretary, whatever the fuck you call it
and he was suggesting that I interview Michael D. Higgins,
President of Ireland, for the podcast,
but I got a response back just saying it doesn't fit his schedule,
because it's like two weeks away from the actual presidential elections,
and I hope Michael D. gets it,
because the other people that are running for president
they're fucking lunatics
they're lunatics
there's one fella who's just
he's just a businessman
a businessman who
as far as I know
I think he was advised
somebody during the Mariarty Tribunal
if you know what that is
it's like farting into the devil's mouth.
And then,
there's a journalist who's,
could be described as a conspiracy theorist, I suppose.
She's going for president.
And then,
one guy who's going for the Irish presidency,
and a kind of,
now the Irish presidency is a position that holds no power
whatsoever, you know
there's no actual, it's a symbolic role
that's why it's important I think to have
someone who's an orator
an intellectual orator with
an eye for humanity and justice
that's what Michael D. Higgins is
and that's why I want him to be president again
but there's one candidate
and they're trying to get elected and kind of
anti-immigration Trump
type of thing and it's
like what's the fucking point
you've no
power you've no power
it just means putting a fucking
some lad in the Irish
fucking presidency just
giving out about immigrants
with no agency to
do anything about it if that's what that person
wants to do or the people who
elect you. What a frivolous
endeavour sir.
Gonna stand on the lawn
of Ardas and Uachtarán for seven years
giving out
about Islam to a herd of fucking
deer. They don't give a shit.
Making us all look
silly in the international stage after we voted correctly on the marriage referendum
and repealed the 8th and fucking no one showing up last week or the weekend when the Pope
came to town. No one could be arsed. So yeah, I nearly got to interview Michael D. Higgins.
Sickner.
Maybe.
I hope it's because they didn't think it would be a risk.
So close to the election.
Like something mad might happen at my live podcast.
Like a pelican would fly in and land on his shoulder.
And drop a fish into his mouth.
I'm fierce giggly this week.
I don't know why.
So yeah, Vicar Street.
Raleigh Doyle.
That's going to be crack.
And then I've got...
There's a podcast gig in Cork around December.
Belfast.
That's almost sold out I'm interviewing
Bernadette Devlin-McClasky
few tickets left for that
and I don't know
I'll tell you next week
so what the fuck
is this week's podcast about
em
which is a toughie
you know to follow that
fucking Spike Lee
podcast last week.
But.
Got a bit of a classic.
Hot take.
For you.
I want to talk about a volcano.
There's this mountain.
In Indonesia.
Called Mount Tambora gorgeous looking
fucking mountain on a little island you know and Indonesia itself ridiculously
beautiful place but anyway in 1816 which is 202 years ago in 1816
Mount Tambora
erupted
and it wasn't
it wasn't just any fucking
volcano eruption
this was the
the largest volcano
eruption in recorded
human history
and the only thing that was similar to it was
I think it was like AD 15 there was some other volcano but Mount Tambora erupting in 1815 1816
was unlike anything the earth had seen and to be honest the only people that really saw it were the people of indonesia because
like this the power of this explosion of this volcano it was 60 000 times as
powerful as the nuclear bomb dropped in hoshima and Nagasaki in World War II.
60,000 times that power.
That's what this volcano was.
It immediately killed about 100,000 people of Indonesia.
And it fucking just true massive
clouds of dust up into the air
now again this is
1816 so
it was still kind of remote
so it
kind of went it went along quite
quietly news
of the eruption
it was reported in a paper
in London, 7 months after
the event, that this huge eruption
had happened, now of course
if this was to happen to now
we'd see it as it was happening
all the fucking, the world's cameras
would turn on this fucking
volcano, like I remember a couple of years back
there was a volcano
up in
Sweden or Norway
or somewhere, Iceland
and it was threatening to erupt
and the planes couldn't go into the air
that didn't even fucking erupt
but Tambora did erupt
violently, phenomenally
caused tsunamis
but
the world didn't really notice because that was
the nature of media in 1816
so it appeared in a London newspaper
seven months after
but
what the world didn't know
is just how fucking massive
the impact of this eruption was going to have on the earth
for the next three years
it's so much
volcanic ash was spewed
from this eruption
that it went into the stratosphere
and it blocked out the sun
and 1816 is known as
the year with no summer
because of this Indonesian eruption
and it had many many
catastrophic effects
that people weren't really
aware of why they were happening, they were just
happening, like
you know, what did it do in Ireland
cause the famine
not the famine, but a famine
Ireland has had a few famines
when we say the famine we refer to Great Famine of the 1840s,
but we've had several smaller famines.
One of them in the 17th century was pretty hardcore.
But in 1816, there was a famine that caused a few deaths
because oats, wheat and potatoes failed
because the sun was being blocked out
by the ashes of this volcano
global temperatures fell
like in New York in fucking May
it was below freezing
the estimate on drop in temperature
that this eruption caused
in 1816
it's estimated to be
a reduction of
18 degrees Fahrenheit
in America and Europe
right
it was snowing in July
Europe
rained for the whole fucking summer
absolutely freezing
and
in Hungary
the snow was brown they all freaked out The whole fucking summer. Absolutely freezing. And in Hungary.
The snow was brown.
They all freaked out.
Didn't know what the fuck was happening.
Thought the sky was doing a shit.
So basically.
1816.
There was no summer.
The entire year was winter.
And.
You know while humans were able to deal with it.
You know. I mean 18 degrees isn't
you know it's not colossal
what
it was because of the
crop failures there was crop failures
all over the world humans could wrap
up humans could light a fire
oats and wheat
and barley they can't do
nothing they need their sunshine they can't have their
fucking ecosystem fucked with.
So they all failed around the world.
And it caused riots.
Food shortages.
Conflict.
It was quite chaotic.
And luckily it only lasted one year.
But you may be wondering now.
Where's Blind Boy's hot take?
You know, is Blind Boy doing a podcast about a volcano?
Not really.
This podcast is going to be about art and culture.
You see, when this volcano erupted,
it launched into the sky these tiny particles of a silicate rock known as tephra.
And tephra is often launched into the air during a volcanic eruption.
So billions and billions of these tiny particles are floating high in the stratosphere. And when sunlight passes through them, they glow red.
So if you can imagine the sky all over the world in 1816,
the sky was kind of like, had this blood red tinge.
Usually around sunsets and in the morning, sunrise. But there was a blood red tinge usually around sunsets and in the morning
sunrise but there was a
blood red tinge and the
sunlight couldn't penetrate
this wall of volcanic
particles
this is what
was causing the crop failure
but in
1816 in the world
of painting
the kind of dominant style of painting or the coolest style
of painting was known as romanticism and what romanticism was like as you know from listening
to this podcast i'm very interested in how music or painting or any type of creativity how it's
how it comes about as a response to the environment and I'm always looking for the
memetic mutation that changes the course of art you know but romanticism if you think of the world in 1816, 1816 would have been smack bang in the middle of the Industrial Revolution and post-Enlightenment.
So with the Enlightenment, first of all, that's the the West specifically, like Europe and America,
started to embrace reason and science and scientific thinking and rationality and evidence.
This became a thing with the Enlightenment.
Of course, in the Islamic world, you know, they had been embracing scientific and rational evidence-based thinking long before the Europeans.
When we were having our dark ages, they were having their golden ages, golden age of Islam, which was science-based.
But the West had the Enlightenment in, I believe, the 16th, 17th centuries.
the enlightenment in i believe the 16th 17th centuries an aside an interesting aside actually for the enlightenment there's a theory that the enlightenment came about because of the discovery
of coffee um coffee houses became widespread in europe cities and people, before that, before coffee houses
if people wanted to go to discuss ideas
they'd go to a tavern or a bar and get drunk
but all of a sudden in the 17th, 18th centuries
with the colonial expansion of the British Empire
people start drinking coffee socially
they're not getting pissed and their brains are flying
some people say this is
what caused the enlightenment to happen
so the enlightenment as well goes hand in hand
with the industrial revolution
putting the birth of modernism
putting faith in science
and seeing its results
and having big massive factories
and industrial cities and all that goes along with it
so by
1816
the creative class were starting to get a bit,
they were starting to react to enlightenment ideals of rationality
and the industrial revolution's ideals of efficiency and machinery.
So Romanticism is a form of art that places
it's kind of
romanticism
is about individualism
and human emotion
it's not
like we'll say
like classism
that had gone before it
or neoclassicism
where you're
depicting
you know
ideas from ancient Rome because that was a big thing with the Enlightenment too, it's looking back to the ideas of the Greeks and Romans.
completely rejecting them I recognise
that they're important but
is there something about all these factories
and all this reason that is
causing us to
forget what makes us
human
emotion
no matter how big your textile
mill is and no matter how many
people are replaced by this
giant mill that can lash out cotton and
textiles a machine can never be human so romanticism was concerned with expressing emotions through the
art with a romantic poet would have been byron lord byron or per or Percy Shelley but I'm going to focus on romanticism in painting.
In particular the work of Turner, Joseph Mallard William Turner, a fucking unbelievable British
painter. And Turner's work was focused primarily on landscapes. he was very much as well interested in landscapes
and weather turner if you ever see a turner painting you know fucking hell if he does a storm
the way he can paint anger and human emotions into that storm is something else the way he can paint rain on a horizon
his paintings of nature
jump out from the canvas
with how
dripping in feeling and emotion they are
that's peak fucking romanticism
but
in 1816
and it's something you see
in the work of a few artists
a little bit of gloom
starts to take over
whereas
Turner's work before
1816 would have been
maybe a joyous
beautiful sunset
or the anger
of the sea
it starts to get a little bit depressing in 1816
with a few romantic painters because and they didn't know why but this is the hot take and
this is why i think why the fucking volcano the volcanic eruption in 1816 like if you look at um
certain paintings from 1816 within the Romanticism movement
there's a post-apocalyptic
bleakness that is unique
to 1816
the painter John Crome
or is it
Crome is it? C-R-O-M-E
I believe
but John Crome has a painting from 1816
called A Windmill Near Norwich
and
when I saw this painting
what it basically is, it's a very simple
a bleak, it's
you look at the painting
it's an orangey yellow colour
and it's a little hill
and on the hill is a windmill
and it's quite a simple landscape.
A lot of sky.
An overcast sky.
And I know this painting.
I've seen this painting for years.
Looking through art books and studying art.
And it's this piss yellow.
Tinting into red colour.
I always thought the painting was damaged
or dirty
and it's not
John Crone in this painting
that was the fucking colour
of the sky in 1816
with no sunlight getting through
this bleak horrible post apocalyptic painting
of a windmill is because the sky
was full of this tephra
volcanic crystals
that were turning the sun
piss yellow
blood red
this bleak painting
and one of the benefits of romanticism
being the painting style at the time
and what makes it so
fortuitous and lucky
because no cameras of course
because romanticism was the natural style
and this style was
looking at nature
and
projecting
projecting human emotions into the landscape
that's basically what romanticism is
painting a sky
and making that sky weep
or making it happy or making it angry
so the painters were naturally looking
to the fucking sky
and there's one painting by
Caspar David Friedrich
who is, was he Dutch?
I'm gonna
I think he was fucking Dutch, I think
but he's got a painting, oh, this will be fun to
pronounce, what was, uh, Neubrandenburg, so it's from 1816, and it's just, again, a simple landscape,
looking, um, you know, just two gloomy figures in the foreground, in the background you've got a small little village with a church steeple and a tradition with romantic paintings as well the sky takes about
70 percent of the painting um with just the horizon line is quite low but again the sky is this
unnatural yellowish red I'm assuming
the only thing I can assume what it was like
was that one
day a year when you look out into the sky
in the evening and it's blood red
you know we get that once a year
but for 1816 that was the shtick
the whole time
and in
Caspar David Friedrich's painting
Neubrandenburg 1816
you see it
and
it's bringing this new level of gloom and depression
into this genre of painting
which beforehand hadn't really explored gloom and depression
it had explored anger
it had explored happiness
anxiety and it wasn't just gloomy colors that you got from romantic paintings of uh
1816 and onwards because often the paintings that you'd often have one or two human figures in it
to contextualize the humanity within the environment it was rarely
just you know even with Turner if Turner was painting a seascape there'd always be you know
Turner's seascapes were particularly aggressive he loved to paint giant towering angry waves
or groaning clouds but there'd always be a little ship in there a ship to for the viewer to look
at the painting and to see themselves you know to see i think with romanticism a lot of it was as
well as it's like it's reminding humanity that it doesn't matter how many factories you can build
or how great you think your technology is,
you can be crushed in two seconds by nature.
That's what Romanticism was doing.
It's a humbling warning to humanity
that we're in service of nature
and no amount of steam power is going to fucking,
is going to solve that, you know?
And the irony of it being, of course, is going to fucking. Is going to solve that you know. And.
The irony of it being of course.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
This volcano erupts.
Kills a hundred thousand people.
On the site.
And then causes famines all over the world.
And.
Turner didn't know that.
When he was painting.
They didn't know that this red fucking sky.
And this. Winter for an entire year. was as a result of a volcano in Indonesia.
Like, meteorology hadn't gotten that far at that point.
Now, moving on from just painting,
like, 1816 and the effects of this volcanic eruption,
Jesus, like, when you look at it, fucking hell,
very important in terms of what themes were created in that year
that are now very important themes in today's,
in 20th century creativity and literature
and also 21st century, but mainly 20th century.
Some of the most hard hit areas
by this volcano and its effects and the winter, the year long winter, they were alpine regions
high up in the mountains and three brilliant writers who were romantic writers Mary Shelley
Percy
Bicey Shelley, her husband
and Lord Byron
all happened to be
staying together near Geneva
up a mountain
in 1816
and
while the three of them were there
they obviously were like where the fuck is summer
what's going on and it was quite gloomy and depressing and they started to get anxious
and to get kind of obsessed with coldness and obsessed with end times or obsessed with the
idea that maybe the weather is turning on the earth and is going to kill humanity.
And of course all of this expresses itself in their work in this period.
Now as well it was so shit that they weren't necessarily leaving their houses much.
They were staying in and writing.
A poem by Byron at the time called Darkness.
You know this is a poem from 1816 by Lord Byron who would have been with
Shelley
the two Shelleys
so Byron's poem was
I had a dream
which was not all a dream
the bright sun was extinguished
and the stars did wander darkling
in the eternal space
rayless and pathless and the icy did wander darkling in the eternal space, rayless and pathless,
and the icy earth swung blind and blackening in the moonless air.
Morning came and went, and came and brought no day,
and men forgot their passions in the dread.
Of this their desolation and all hearts were chilled
into a selfish prayer for light.
And they did live by watchfires and the thrones, the palaces of crowned kings
the huts, the habitations of all things which dwell
were burnt for beacons
cities were consumed
and men were gathered round their blazing homes
to look once more into each other's face
happy were those who dwelt within the eye Around their blazing homes. To look once more into each other's face.
Happy were those who dwelt within the eye.
Of the volcanoes.
And their mountain torch.
So that's like just an excerpt.
Of what Byron was writing.
Fucking bleak sir.
But.
An apocalyptic vision of
again it's this
the romantic theme
that's been reflected
in the paintings of
Turner
it's like
hold on humanity
nature's gonna fuck you up
it's doing it now
and
so bleak stuff
I think
personally the most important thing that happened
in 1816 and this eternal winter
em
the roots
of what we call
modern horror
are born
horror is a
genre, a fiction genre because so think of it you've got Percy Bicey Shelley
Lord Byron Mary Shelley all shacked up they can't fucking leave the gaff because it's raining the
skies are red it's freezing it's you know they're near Geneva no one wants to leave they're so stuck
they're stuck inside
they have a bet with each other
and the three writers bet
they say who can write the scariest story
because
what are they going to do
they're not going outside
so they have a go at it
and Mary Shelley
who's 20 years of age
she wins
she starts to write
Frankenstein
Frankenstein is the
archetype for
what we now consider
horror
there'd been scary stuff before but
Frankenstein is
pure modernist horror
and
I suppose what makes Frankenstein so scary
is that it's almost a satire.
It's almost a satire and a critique on...
It's the first... I'll tell you what it is.
Like I said, one of the key...
Now, Frankenstein may be kind of gothic,
but one of the key themes of Romanticism,
the dominant art form of the time, like I said, it was a wariness around the enlightenment.
The enlightenment is science and the science of electricity and medicine.
And creates this fucking monster that gets out of control.
Very romantic themes.
you know if you fuck with nature man
or human
forget about it
nature is going to come back
it's going to bite you in the bollocks
and again one of the key themes
in Frankenstein
the book
and this is why it could only have been written
in the eternal
or the year long winter
that volcanic winter of 1816
is
Victor
who is the, everyone thinks Frankenstein is
the name of the monster
like there's a lad called
Victor
and I think he was staying in
Frankenstein Castle
and Victor makes the monster
but what happens anyway in the book is he decides at the end I think he was staying in Frankenstein Castle. And Victor makes the monster.
But what happens anyway in the book.
Is.
He decides at the end.
To destroy.
To kill.
This monster that he made.
Because the fear is that this monster.
Which is science.
This monster. Like the subtext.
Of this monster.
Is that it is science.
That this thing that
humanity is fucking with will eventually
replace humanity
now that's a very modern theme that that's
that's
that's essentially Blade Runner
you know Blade Runner
and it's our struggle today
with artificial intelligence this fear
that we
we're gonna fucking play God to the fear that we we're going to fucking play
God to the point that we create something
that will destroy us and the roots
of that idea you see it in
Frankenstein 1816
in that winter but specifically
the reason that Victor
destroys this creature in Frankenstein
is because
the creature is
impervious to cold.
And the scientist thinks that in the future
that the world is going to become absolutely fucking freezing.
And that this is how this creature that Victor has made
will procreate and create more of these monsters
that are impervious to the cold
and humanity will die and they will flourish.
And that's the key
kind of plot point
of Frankenstein the novel.
And
that is just, that's Mary Shelley
in Geneva
freezing fucking cold
with red skies caused by a
bastarding volcano
if that's not a hot take lads I don't know what is
but uh
yeah that fucking excites me
I love that I love that
I love that
a volcanic eruption in Indonesia
could create
a world so gloomy for a year
that it influences
the course of modern painting
and the course of literature
and how it all
it all makes perfect sense
do you know
to me
it makes me think that a lot of the
romanticists at the time believed that the eternal winter was as a result of human behaviour.
You know, it's not too absurd to think that, like if you lived in London or Manchester or any big city in 1816,
like the amount of coal that was being burnt in factories that would fly up into the air create
smog block out the sun would have been terrible so i would assume that people at the time thought
that the 1816 year of no summer was caused by factories like a primitive form of global warming
and that's why we see this anxiety and terror
and horror around technology
in the painting and certainly
in Frankenstein
are there any kind of positives that came out of it?
there is a
there's a theory that
another thing that
happened in 1816 is there was an invention.
This was known as the Velocipede.
And the Velocipede is basically, it's the daddy of the bicycle.
Velocipede was like a unicycle.
So basically the theory is that in 1816, like trains were a thing.
Like trains were only a very recent invention, but they were a thing like trains were only a very recent invention but they were a thing
but
horse
beast of burden
labour was still
for smaller jobs was essential
right
oxes and horses pulling things and pushing
things
so in the
in 1816 there was such a shortage of oats in germany that
farmers or anyone who needed any work done they weren't using their horses that much because oats
is horse fuel so in 1817 just a year after this thing was invented called a dracenae.
It went on to become a velocipede.
This invention was the first.
It was on a rail.
It was a rail vehicle, but it was powered by human power.
That's the important thing.
It was a human, like a bicycle, was able to propel this thing.
And it was a replacement for horses
and this came about because
of this year-long winter.
There was no food for the horses
so human ingenuity was like,
well, fuck it, what am I going to do?
Necessity is the mother of invention.
So the bicycle
was essentially invented
because of the volcanic eruption of 1816.
So that's my hot take this week,
ladies and gentlemen.
How something, you know,
how a volcano erupting,
you know, leads to
a change in the work of someone like Turner.
You know, the expressive,
emotional nature of how Turner handled paint a change in the work of someone like Turner. You know, the expressive,
emotional nature of how Turner handled paint.
This led to,
you know, a hundred years later,
or half a century later,
impressionism,
expressionism.
You know, Turner's rejection of technology and art is a precursor to, we'll say, Dada and post-modernism around 1915, 1916, 100 years later.
We see how this volcano and the bleakness that it creates and the climate of early global warming and fear of mankind
fucking with nature
how that leads to the birth of modern horror
and then
you know the cherry on top
the humble bicycle
in that class
right so
what do we do now
oh yes
actually there's something
I wanted to
talk to you about
before I go
onto the ocarina pause
give me two seconds now
because I'm just checking
my mail
to make sure I get
the name correct
ah come on
my internet's being a prick
what's that about now
okay so yeah
i want to do i don't do enough kind of just mentioning charities on the podcast i really
fucking should because it's no skin off my balls but there's a fucking pretty bad housing crisis
in ireland at the moment and homelessness and people sleeping
on the street and all that goes with it and fucking high rent there's this class um app
right it's it's a google chrome app I believe it's called giveback.ie all right and what this app does so you install this app on your google chrome
and anytime you purchase something online amazon tesco whatever a percentage of your purchase
goes towards giveback.ie and what they want to do with that money is to build homes for the homeless in Ireland.
So you're on Amazon, whatever you buy, don't think it costs you extra, a percentage will go to this.
Giveback.ie.
Download it, give it a go, see how you get on.
And I know there's arguments, there is arguments around
charities doing the work that the government should be doing.
Like, it is a disgrace that a charity exists whereby they want my money from an Amazon purchase to build fucking houses.
That is a disgraceful situation.
It is a shame on the government of this country that that exists
so the argument is
you know should we support it
and
I would say
yes what I would say is it's not
binary because you have to be careful
with fucking
non-intervention
like a non-interventionist attitude is what led
to the fucking famine
now that's a reach but it was people sitting around arguing about should we help the starving
irish or should we allow the free market economy to dominate and put faith in the free market
economy at the moment that's what the government is doing with the housing crisis non-intervention
they won't introduce rent caps uh they won't tax uh landlords who have vacant properties it's a non-interventionist thing
in the meantime people are dying people are going to be dying uh as the winter kicks in
so what i would say to you is if you have this attitude of we shouldn't help charities because
it's the government's job and if we help the charities
then the government, it gives the government
an excuse, what I would say to you
is do both
support
homeless charities
give money to homeless people if you see them
em, fucking
write letters
to your TDs about the rent
crisis, Find the
local group in your area that is
taking a direct action
stand against landlords.
In Dublin at the moment, 34
Frederick Street is being occupied by
activists because
there's accusations of slum
landlordism going on.
Get stuck into that
and help charities. do both, make the
politicians shake in their boots, let them know that it's unacceptable to have rent this high,
to have this amount of homelessness and also help charities, do the two things, that's what I do,
so giveback.ie, give it a go, just for free, download it onto your chrome browser,
it a go just for free download it onto your chrome browser see how you get on um like i heard about it because a guy called dean scurry who was involved in the apollo house movement last year
they took over um a building that was owned by owned by the irish people but it was vacant and
they took it over at christmas it was last year or the year before, and used it to house the homeless, to take them off the streets.
So Dean Scurry is involved in this thing with some students from either UCD or DCU, I'm not sure, they came up with the app.
But I shared it last week on Twitter, and even after sharing that, they said that if everyone who had liked the tweet had actually downloaded
the app that they could have raised 12 000 euros in a day so there's a lot of potential there
so imagine how much money could be raised with all the e-cons listening to the podcast
so giveback.ie download it onto your browser and let's see what happens alright and write letters to your TDs
and get involved in direct action
and if you can't get involved in direct action
find out your local group
and boost the signal of that local group
through your social media
yart
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Like, I always say this to people i spent the first
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alright a few questions
a few questions from you pricks
so Rob asks
I'm trying to teach my nephew
to learn the details
around the places he finds himself
so that he has stories
to tell someday
do you think the time we
live in that he's growing up in is killing the art of storytelling i used to ride my bike to
the creek and flip rocks over all day he plays video games um no yes and no um
essentially when it comes to creativity right the most important part is feeding your unconscious
mind with emotional data that then regards itself regurgitates itself out when in a state of creative flow. So, video games do that.
I mean, I know you used to go to the creek
and flip rocks over all day
when you were a kid,
but chances are your nephew,
who's playing Fallout or Grand Theft Auto,
his world isn't any less emotionally rich
because he's playing video games.
The one thing, one critique I would have is today's world, it's very hard to be bored anymore.
Like, boredom for me stopped in about 2006 when what became known as Web 2.0 came about this is the age of social media as soon as like i
had web 2.0 basically is i remember the early internet the early internet was the odd website
here and there web 2.0 is when the internet itself became a community uh Wikipedia. Wikipedia is a form of social media.
Because it's edited by the users.
Once I came across Wikipedia.
I forgot what boredom felt like.
Boredom to me is.
It's a memory from my childhood.
I stopped being bored in 2006.
How can I be bored when I've got Wikipedia.
Or Facebook or Twitter.
But. The benefit of bored boredom I find anyway personally
is that in those moments of boredom when I was younger if I was bored I would daydream and from
daydreaming came creativity and ideas so now if I want to create I have to set time aside for
myself because if I don't I'll just be in a wikipedia hole all day having my intellectual desires satiated by an ever flowing um stream
of knowledge that comes from the internet so I gotta set those times aside so regarding your
nephew he's gonna have plenty of details for stories anything that will give you good dreams
will give you stories and video games will give
you good dreams I know that myself
when I do remember dreams
I'll often dream about video games
but
I doubt he feels
boredom I doubt he knows what that is
cause how can you feel boredom when you've
got an Xbox
maybe he doesn't wanna fucking write stories as got an Xbox maybe he doesn't want to
fucking write stories as well
you know maybe he doesn't want that
it depends
I don't know
no harm in going out
but
the reason I'm wary of it
is just
every generation
complains about the generation
coming up
and thinks that
they're going to fuck everything up
and that, you know,
we had it better in some way.
That's a pattern
and it always tends not to be true,
to be honest.
Humans are surprisingly similar.
There are concerns around boredom.
The other main concern I'd have with
young people today is
because so much
of their discourse
and communication happens
and me too
to be honest but
because so much discourse today happens online
you're losing a
fucking fierce amount of nuance
like Jesus Christ the amount of nuance. Like Jesus Christ.
The amount of fighting and argument.
And bitter shit that you see on the internet.
That you see in the comments section.
People within.
Like I was on Twitter there.
And I posted something.
Something about British colonialism or whatever.
And then someone got underneath and disagreed with me. And then someone got on underneath and disagreed with me.
And then a lad went underneath him and disagreed with him.
These were grown men.
You know, I'd say in their fucking forties, like.
Within three comments,
one grown man was making very nasty comments
about the other grown man's child that was in the profile photo.
Two grown men.
And I remember I intervened and I said, hold on a second lads, you're really going to slag his child?
Is that what the argument has descended into in three comments?
And they apologised to each other.
But that wouldn't happen in a pub.
Because when you argue with someone online.
All you have is an avatar.
And words.
That's it.
That is instant dehumanisation.
All it is.
It's like a video game.
You don't have.
The expression of the person's face.
Their body language.
Any of that.
You just have very simple dehumanised data and it polarises conversations very quickly
and causes conversations to get incredibly emotional and angry quite quickly.
So that's one thing I do worry about with young people today.
And with anyone, Jesus.
Human communication is important
I side
side trail
your question sir
Les asks
do you think
there will ever be a time
that you will take off
the plastic bag
no Les
I genuinely
can't think of any
good reason
I have a lovely quiet life.
When my bag isn't on.
A lovely quiet normal life.
And I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
Just little things.
You know when you're in the public eye.
You don't get to switch that off.
Like you know.
I can get up in the morning and go to the shop and
wear dirty tracksuit
pants and maybe a dirty fucking hoodie
and not give a fuck about
what I wear and have you know what I mean
like
if I was
brazy we'll say or
or
Dez Bishop if someone had a camera I'd look like I was having a nervous was brazy we'll say or Des Bishop
if someone had a camera I'd look like I was
having a nervous breakdown
do you know because that's what they do that's what
the media does
someone with a public profile steps out
their door looking like shit and they
comment on it so then all of a sudden now I have to
start worrying about having fucking nice jeans on
all the time do you know
I'm trying to live a humble
life with an external internal locus of evaluation i sometimes i don't want to fucking worry about
wearing nice jeans or a nice pair of shoes in certain circumstances maybe but not when i'm
going to the fucking shop so that's one reason i want to keep the bag. Two weeks ago, I was on a bus up to Dublin
and I sat down beside a gentleman
and I looked to the right
and I noticed that he was listening to this podcast on his phone
for the entirety of the journey.
And if I didn't have a plastic bag,
I probably would have had to have a
a big long conversation with that person
for the entire journey
and
that's not my
I'm very quiet
I wouldn't like that
I'm not great in social situations
I wouldn't like to be conversing with a stranger on a bus
for two hours
but that's what would happen
if he listens to my podcast and I sit beside him on a bus so two hours but that's what would happen if he listens to my podcast and I sit
beside him on a bus so that's another great reason that I thoroughly enjoy the bag
I've outlined before my desire for um just a fucking normal private life like I'm I'm interested
in in being an artist being creative I'm interested in earning
a living from doing something
I truly truly fucking love
which is creating work
and putting it out for public consumption
a side effect of that is notoriety
and fame which I don't
want and
people make
kind of a big deal of it.
And it's like.
What if I was just a puppeteer.
What if I was Kermit the Frog.
It's no different like.
The bag is just.
A puppet.
Do you know what I mean.
No one gives a fuck about.
Whoever's got their hand up Kermit the Frog's arse.
So,
just treat it like that.
Or even fucking,
when I was writing my book
and I was doing
the press tour
and so many journalists were like,
oh, we're going to have to print,
we're going to have to print your real name,
we can't just call you blind boy.
I was like, why the fuck not?
J.K. Rowling, do you think that's her real name?
No, it isn't.
Mark Twain, that wasn't his real name.
It's a pen name. Get over it.
You don't do it for other people.
Why do you got to be a cunt with me?
So it ended up in me turning down a lot of press.
And it's not about anonymity. you can't expect to stay anonymous it's just about privacy
it's about privacy and having a lovely quiet life and creating but not having to deal with that
bullshit spectacle of walking into a room and people know who you are and it's a great way to
fucking have your head.
Driven right up your hole as well.
And for mental health issues to present themselves.
Because.
How can.
How can you have decent mental health.
How can you have humility.
And.
How can you.
Have an internal locus of evaluation.
You know for your self esteem and value.
To come from a place within
when
in public
people
look at you and treat you differently to the person
beside you simply because
they've seen a 2D representation of your
likeness on a screen and that
makes us pedestal people
or hate them
I'm not interested in any of that stuff.
I think I've found.
A way around it.
By putting a plastic bag on my head.
It's as simple as that.
Right so as you know.
I wanted to.
Address some kind of questions from you.
That were kind of like agony ant questions.
And I offered you the opportunity to.
Tell them anonymously through
our snapchat which is rubber bandits one but i've received loads of them but what happens is that
when i receive an agony ant anonymous question from you i'll get the message then i'll save the
message and then i can't find it again even though it's saved because I get like 10 snapchats an hour
more, 20
so I don't know what to do
I think I'm going to have to start
screen grabbing
the messages because I don't have any agony
and questions this week
I just have the regular questions about stuff
that's asked on twitter and patreon
and I did have some stuff I wanted to address that I've now forgotten about the regular questions about stuff that's asked on Twitter and Patreon.
And I did have some stuff I wanted to address that I've now forgotten about.
Um, have I anything else to say?
No, that's it.
I hope you enjoyed this week's podcast.
You glorious pricks.
Oh yeah, next week, um, I'm heading away to Spain for a little bit to do some fucking
to do a bit of writing
and I cannot wait
I'm going to my favourite place on earth
Cordoba
and I'm gonna do
gonna write some short stories
gonna drink some sherry
in the sun
hopefully it won't be too fucking hot
I went to Spain last year in August
and it was so hot
that my phone stopped working
and my laptop stopped working
such was the heat
so I'm hoping it's not going to be that bad
when I'm there now in the first week of September
but if not look there'll be air conditioning
it'll be grand
so I'm going over there for some
intensive writing
and some delicious fucking
Spanish beer and some tapas um that's my heaven that's what I fucking love doing that's where I
do my best writing um in a different environment where you know I'm not even one thing that helps
me write it's for writing my second book obviously one thing that helps me write is when I'm not even, one thing that helps me write, for writing my second book obviously, one thing that helps me write is when I'm in Spain I don't speak a word of Spanish so everyone around me is speaking Spanish and it's just me with the English language in my own head and I find that benefits when I'm writing.
sounds, everything's different, that shit gives you weird dreams, and if it gives you weird dreams,
it'll give you weird stories, so I can't wait to do that, but I will be bringing my podcast recording equipment with me, and hopefully I can chance doing a podcast from Spain,
it depends really on the place where I'm staying, if there's a lot of tiles and shit and the room is echoey,
I mightn't be able to record a decent podcast, the fidelity could be shit, because what happens is,
like this room that I'm in now, my studio, it's very dry, there's no echo, so you're getting this
pure warm sound of my voice into your ear, but if this was full of tiles my voice would be bouncing all over the room and it
it's just unlistenable and it wouldn't be enjoyable so i'm bringing the podcast recording
equipment with me and i'll try my best but if i can't i'll put up a live podcast next week and i
have a few lovely live podcasts on my hard drive drive. That have already been recorded. And I'll put that out.
But hopefully I can do something from Spain.
Alright.
God bless.
Have a good week.
Look after yourself.
Coming into September soon.
Gonna have those lovely fucking.
You know.
Leaves falling off trees.
That lovely cold bite in the evening.
The smell of turf and coal as people.
You know, evenings getting colder.
Embrace it. Embrace the change.
Embrace the change.
It's not summer, but it's different.
It's refreshing.
It's some new stuff.
You know?
Don't fall into that trap of gloomy winter.
Embrace it.
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