The Blindboy Podcast - How a Volcano changed the course of Art
Episode Date: August 29, 2018Gulches Puck.  In 1816, a Volcano erupted in Indonesia, causing a year long winter. This episode looks at how that impacted Painting and Literature Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more... information.
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                                         Hello you Eilean Máire's. What's the crack? I am back in Limerick this week as last week
                                         
                                         I was in London recording an interview with Spike Lee and fucking hell it was a lot of
                                         
                                         crack and he absolutely loved it and that podcast that spike lee podcast
                                         
                                         that got the most listens of any podcast i've ever put out it got like i think it was like 300 000
                                         
                                         listens fucking hell um so thank you for listening to that it was good crack so So it turns out I left a crucial part of my microphone set up in London.
                                         
                                         So I have a very unorthodox situation here with recording
                                         
                                         where I have my microphone on top of a stand
                                         
                                         and then a series of twine bale holding the microphone in place.
                                         
    
                                         So hopefully the mic won't fall onto the ground and cause a
                                         
                                         deafening sound
                                         
                                         I was procrastinating a little bit
                                         
                                         there before I started
                                         
                                         recording this
                                         
                                         and how I knew I was procrastinating
                                         
                                         is because
                                         
                                         like certain
                                         
    
                                         questions pop into my head
                                         
                                         that I really would have no
                                         
                                         interest in otherwise so the question that popped into my head. That I really would have no interest in otherwise.
                                         
                                         So the question that popped into my head.
                                         
                                         Like I was supposed to like sit down and go.
                                         
                                         Right I'm going to record the fucking podcast this week.
                                         
                                         And I've got a nice boiling hot take for you.
                                         
                                         This week as well.
                                         
    
                                         But I was going to sit down and record it.
                                         
                                         And instead the question came into my head.
                                         
                                         I wonder what Jedward are up to.
                                         
                                         Now I never think that.
                                         
                                         You know no disrespect to Jedward.
                                         
                                         I've no bad will against him.
                                         
                                         Even though if you are a listener to this podcast,
                                         
                                         you'll remember about 20 podcasts ago,
                                         
    
                                         I was on an airplane with him and the airplane nearly crashed.
                                         
                                         But, yeah, it was like in my head,
                                         
                                         I wonder what Jedward are up to.
                                         
                                         Peak procrastination.
                                         
                                         That is straight up fucking want to do anything other than the taking the responsibility to record the podcast.
                                         
                                         So I went on to Twitter going, okay, let's see what Jedward are up to.
                                         
                                         And their fucking account is deleted.
                                         
                                         Jedward's account
                                         
    
                                         has been deleted from Twitter
                                         
                                         what the fuck did they do
                                         
                                         what did Jedward do
                                         
                                         to get deleted from Twitter
                                         
                                         and I can't find much information
                                         
                                         em
                                         
                                         one person suggested a conspiracy theory
                                         
                                         something to do with them talking shit
                                         
    
                                         about Taylor Swift I don't know
                                         
                                         but Jedward got deleted off Twitter
                                         
                                         and they've been deleted off Twitter for about a week
                                         
                                         the fuck
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         some smart aleck
                                         
                                         like I posted on Twitter
                                         
                                         I said right Jedward got deleted what did they do
                                         
    
                                         because I need to know now
                                         
                                         this is beyond procrastination I need to find out
                                         
                                         like what did they do
                                         
                                         the possibilities like did they do? The possibilities like.
                                         
                                         Did they post photographs of their dicks?
                                         
                                         Or.
                                         
                                         Laughing at my own pronunciation of the word dick.
                                         
                                         Did they.
                                         
    
                                         Do you know.
                                         
                                         Did they go alt right?
                                         
                                         They've got the haircuts for it.
                                         
                                         Like they've got those fashy haircuts.
                                         
                                         Did they say something bad about Jewish people,
                                         
                                         you know, are they flat earthers now,
                                         
                                         fucking hell, what did they do, I need to know,
                                         
                                         and then some smart aleck tweeted underneath to me,
                                         
    
                                         and he says, who's Jedward,
                                         
                                         and then I got this kind of.
                                         
                                         This slight pang of anxiety.
                                         
                                         Do you know like when a sudden.
                                         
                                         Whim of anxiety.
                                         
                                         Rushes over your body.
                                         
                                         Because when that person said.
                                         
                                         Who is Jedward?
                                         
    
                                         To my tweet that they got deleted.
                                         
                                         I had this sudden realisation.
                                         
                                         Across my body.
                                         
                                         It was like. Fuck. what if jedward were a
                                         
                                         figment of my imagination and i never existed or the other thought that my mind went into you know
                                         
                                         the anxious thought um was oh shit what what if what what if i've managed to cross over
                                         
                                         to a parallel universe, right?
                                         
                                         One of the universes in the multiverse.
                                         
    
                                         What if I've crossed over to one?
                                         
                                         And the one that I've crossed over to is the parallel universe where Jedward doesn't exist.
                                         
                                         And now they exist in me as this deja vu memory of a previous universe I existed in. And I experience that as a rather sudden stab of anxiety
                                         
                                         before copping onto myself and going no that's ridiculous but uh do you know what 10 years ago
                                         
                                         that would have sent me right into a panic attack that that's the type actually that's the type of
                                         
                                         thing that that initial pang of fucking straight anxiety, you know, an incredibly irrational thought such as,
                                         
                                         what if I've drifted into a parallel universe where Jedward don't exist,
                                         
                                         and I've no way to prove it,
                                         
    
                                         that would have sent me into a full-blown fucking sweaty-palm,
                                         
                                         white-faced panic attack that would have taken two hours to get out of.
                                         
                                         Luckily, that is not the case anymore.
                                         
                                         But I hope Jedward are okay,
                                         
                                         and that they're not.
                                         
                                         Holocaust deniers or anything.
                                         
                                         Do you know?
                                         
                                         So if you didn't hear.
                                         
    
                                         Last week's podcast.
                                         
                                         Where I had a conversation with Spike Lee.
                                         
                                         I do suggest you go back and listen to it.
                                         
                                         Because.
                                         
                                         I think it's one of my proudest moments on the podcast.
                                         
                                         It was so much fun. And I've been been emailing Spike and keeping in contact with him um about about history
                                         
                                         and what I've been doing actually the past week I spoke about the history of the Irish Americans
                                         
                                         essentially in America and their kind of racist interactions with the African American community
                                         
    
                                         and Daniel O'Connell and Frederick Douglass.
                                         
                                         But I've been doing a lot of research the past week
                                         
                                         for the benefit of sending stuff over to Spike.
                                         
                                         And I've been doing so much research on it
                                         
                                         that I'll probably do a podcast on that specifically,
                                         
                                         but not this week.
                                         
                                         I'll leave it a few more weeks
                                         
                                         to keep the themes
                                         
    
                                         kind of varied
                                         
                                         and so yeah
                                         
                                         if you want to listen to the Spike Lee one it's the last podcast
                                         
                                         and it's the only podcast that has the term
                                         
                                         Spike Lee in the title
                                         
                                         because that's what I've started
                                         
                                         doing recently
                                         
                                         the first like
                                         
    
                                         40 some 42 podcasts or something they had um
                                         
                                         silly kind of names each podcast had a silly name kind of not silly prose i'd call it you know
                                         
                                         words that a surreal absurd name that has um internal rhyming and a nice visual richness to it and I used to fucking love doing that but
                                         
                                         there's too many podcasts now and people are just asking me you know which podcast speaks about
                                         
                                         which specific topic and I can't answer because the names of the podcasts are ridiculous
                                         
                                         so I've had to put an end to it it's kind of like do you know like when you're about fucking 20
                                         
                                         and you move into a house on your own
                                         
                                         with the lads
                                         
    
                                         and because you're like really young
                                         
                                         you do loads of drinking
                                         
                                         so what you do is
                                         
                                         you get your cans
                                         
                                         your empty cans
                                         
                                         and your empty bottles
                                         
                                         and you like display them around the house
                                         
                                         or create a pyramid out of them
                                         
    
                                         and it's loads of fun
                                         
                                         for the first couple of weeks
                                         
                                         and you've got this pyramid
                                         
                                         of empty bottles or empty beer cans
                                         
                                         but then you keep drinking
                                         
                                         and after a month
                                         
                                         there's flies everywhere, the place smells
                                         
                                         like sour drink
                                         
    
                                         and it's become a problem
                                         
                                         what initially started off as
                                         
                                         fun is now a problem
                                         
                                         and you have to get a load of black sacks and remove several hundred empty beer cans from the house.
                                         
                                         That's the situation I've gotten myself into with the naming of this podcast.
                                         
                                         So I now have to unfortunately name podcasts with a title that's appropriate to the content.
                                         
                                         For my sanity and for your sanity
                                         
                                         that's it
                                         
    
                                         I've gone mainstream now
                                         
                                         you cunts
                                         
                                         before I get into this week's hot take
                                         
                                         if you're wondering about
                                         
                                         live podcasts
                                         
                                         and you know my next guests
                                         
                                         and shit
                                         
                                         I really should write this shit out
                                         
    
                                         before I fucking
                                         
                                         do the podcast
                                         
                                         to properly
                                         
                                         you know to know the dates
                                         
                                         of my gigs
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         that'd be handy wouldn't it
                                         
                                         but alas
                                         
    
                                         I haven't done that
                                         
                                         I've got a ballpark
                                         
                                         right
                                         
                                         what I can announce
                                         
                                         is
                                         
                                         there's a sold out gig
                                         
                                         in Vicar Street
                                         
                                         in Dublin
                                         
    
                                         and that's sold out
                                         
                                         so the tickets are fucking gone
                                         
                                         but I can announce
                                         
                                         it's in October as well
                                         
                                         early October
                                         
                                         I can announce
                                         
                                         that my guest for this
                                         
                                         is going to be
                                         
    
                                         the writer Roddy Doyle
                                         
                                         and I am looking forward to that
                                         
                                         Roddy Doyle is going to be my guest
                                         
                                         for the live podcast in Vicar Street.
                                         
                                         There is a chance.
                                         
                                         That there might be a second date.
                                         
                                         Not with Roddy Doyle.
                                         
                                         But a second Dublin date.
                                         
    
                                         Close to that podcast gig.
                                         
                                         In October.
                                         
                                         So keep an eye out.
                                         
                                         If that is the case.
                                         
                                         The tickets will be going out on Monday.
                                         
                                         Myself in Vicar Street
                                         
                                         so I'll need another guest for that
                                         
                                         I almost had Michael D. Higgins
                                         
    
                                         the President of Ireland
                                         
                                         as my guest for the fucking podcast in Vicar Street
                                         
                                         I was in contact with the
                                         
                                         press secretary, whatever the fuck you call it
                                         
                                         and he was suggesting that I interview Michael D. Higgins,
                                         
                                         President of Ireland, for the podcast,
                                         
                                         but I got a response back just saying it doesn't fit his schedule,
                                         
                                         because it's like two weeks away from the actual presidential elections,
                                         
    
                                         and I hope Michael D. gets it,
                                         
                                         because the other people that are running for president
                                         
                                         they're fucking lunatics
                                         
                                         they're lunatics
                                         
                                         there's one fella who's just
                                         
                                         he's just a businessman
                                         
                                         a businessman who
                                         
                                         as far as I know
                                         
    
                                         I think he was advised
                                         
                                         somebody during the Mariarty Tribunal
                                         
                                         if you know what that is
                                         
                                         it's like farting into the devil's mouth.
                                         
                                         And then,
                                         
                                         there's a journalist who's,
                                         
                                         could be described as a conspiracy theorist, I suppose.
                                         
                                         She's going for president.
                                         
    
                                         And then,
                                         
                                         one guy who's going for the Irish presidency,
                                         
                                         and a kind of,
                                         
                                         now the Irish presidency is a position that holds no power
                                         
                                         whatsoever, you know
                                         
                                         there's no actual, it's a symbolic role
                                         
                                         that's why it's important I think to have
                                         
                                         someone who's an orator
                                         
    
                                         an intellectual orator with
                                         
                                         an eye for humanity and justice
                                         
                                         that's what Michael D. Higgins is
                                         
                                         and that's why I want him to be president again
                                         
                                         but there's one candidate
                                         
                                         and they're trying to get elected and kind of
                                         
                                         anti-immigration Trump
                                         
                                         type of thing and it's
                                         
    
                                         like what's the fucking point
                                         
                                         you've no
                                         
                                         power you've no power
                                         
                                         it just means putting a fucking
                                         
                                         some lad in the Irish
                                         
                                         fucking presidency just
                                         
                                         giving out about immigrants
                                         
                                         with no agency to
                                         
    
                                         do anything about it if that's what that person
                                         
                                         wants to do or the people who
                                         
                                         elect you. What a frivolous
                                         
                                         endeavour sir.
                                         
                                         Gonna stand on the lawn
                                         
                                         of Ardas and Uachtarán for seven years
                                         
                                         giving out
                                         
                                         about Islam to a herd of fucking
                                         
    
                                         deer. They don't give a shit.
                                         
                                         Making us all look
                                         
                                         silly in the international stage after we voted correctly on the marriage referendum
                                         
                                         and repealed the 8th and fucking no one showing up last week or the weekend when the Pope
                                         
                                         came to town. No one could be arsed. So yeah, I nearly got to interview Michael D. Higgins.
                                         
                                         Sickner.
                                         
                                         Maybe.
                                         
                                         I hope it's because they didn't think it would be a risk.
                                         
    
                                         So close to the election.
                                         
                                         Like something mad might happen at my live podcast.
                                         
                                         Like a pelican would fly in and land on his shoulder.
                                         
                                         And drop a fish into his mouth.
                                         
                                         I'm fierce giggly this week.
                                         
                                         I don't know why.
                                         
                                         So yeah, Vicar Street.
                                         
                                         Raleigh Doyle.
                                         
    
                                         That's going to be crack.
                                         
                                         And then I've got...
                                         
                                         There's a podcast gig in Cork around December.
                                         
                                         Belfast.
                                         
                                         That's almost sold out I'm interviewing
                                         
                                         Bernadette Devlin-McClasky
                                         
                                         few tickets left for that
                                         
                                         and I don't know
                                         
    
                                         I'll tell you next week
                                         
                                         so what the fuck
                                         
                                         is this week's podcast about
                                         
                                         em
                                         
                                         which is a toughie
                                         
                                         you know to follow that
                                         
                                         fucking Spike Lee
                                         
                                         podcast last week.
                                         
    
                                         But.
                                         
                                         Got a bit of a classic.
                                         
                                         Hot take.
                                         
                                         For you.
                                         
                                         I want to talk about a volcano.
                                         
                                         There's this mountain.
                                         
                                         In Indonesia.
                                         
                                         Called Mount Tambora gorgeous looking
                                         
    
                                         fucking mountain on a little island you know and Indonesia itself ridiculously
                                         
                                         beautiful place but anyway in 1816 which is 202 years ago in 1816
                                         
                                         Mount Tambora
                                         
                                         erupted
                                         
                                         and it wasn't
                                         
                                         it wasn't just any fucking
                                         
                                         volcano eruption
                                         
                                         this was the
                                         
    
                                         the largest volcano
                                         
                                         eruption in recorded
                                         
                                         human history
                                         
                                         and the only thing that was similar to it was
                                         
                                         I think it was like AD 15 there was some other volcano but Mount Tambora erupting in 1815 1816
                                         
                                         was unlike anything the earth had seen and to be honest the only people that really saw it were the people of indonesia because
                                         
                                         like this the power of this explosion of this volcano it was 60 000 times as
                                         
                                         powerful as the nuclear bomb dropped in hoshima and Nagasaki in World War II.
                                         
    
                                         60,000 times that power.
                                         
                                         That's what this volcano was.
                                         
                                         It immediately killed about 100,000 people of Indonesia.
                                         
                                         And it fucking just true massive
                                         
                                         clouds of dust up into the air
                                         
                                         now again this is
                                         
                                         1816 so
                                         
                                         it was still kind of remote
                                         
    
                                         so it
                                         
                                         kind of went it went along quite
                                         
                                         quietly news
                                         
                                         of the eruption
                                         
                                         it was reported in a paper
                                         
                                         in London, 7 months after
                                         
                                         the event, that this huge eruption
                                         
                                         had happened, now of course
                                         
    
                                         if this was to happen to now
                                         
                                         we'd see it as it was happening
                                         
                                         all the fucking, the world's cameras
                                         
                                         would turn on this fucking
                                         
                                         volcano, like I remember a couple of years back
                                         
                                         there was a volcano
                                         
                                         up in
                                         
                                         Sweden or Norway
                                         
    
                                         or somewhere, Iceland
                                         
                                         and it was threatening to erupt
                                         
                                         and the planes couldn't go into the air
                                         
                                         that didn't even fucking erupt
                                         
                                         but Tambora did erupt
                                         
                                         violently, phenomenally
                                         
                                         caused tsunamis
                                         
                                         but
                                         
    
                                         the world didn't really notice because that was
                                         
                                         the nature of media in 1816
                                         
                                         so it appeared in a London newspaper
                                         
                                         seven months after
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         what the world didn't know
                                         
                                         is just how fucking massive
                                         
                                         the impact of this eruption was going to have on the earth
                                         
    
                                         for the next three years
                                         
                                         it's so much
                                         
                                         volcanic ash was spewed
                                         
                                         from this eruption
                                         
                                         that it went into the stratosphere
                                         
                                         and it blocked out the sun
                                         
                                         and 1816 is known as
                                         
                                         the year with no summer
                                         
    
                                         because of this Indonesian eruption
                                         
                                         and it had many many
                                         
                                         catastrophic effects
                                         
                                         that people weren't really
                                         
                                         aware of why they were happening, they were just
                                         
                                         happening, like
                                         
                                         you know, what did it do in Ireland
                                         
                                         cause the famine
                                         
    
                                         not the famine, but a famine
                                         
                                         Ireland has had a few famines
                                         
                                         when we say the famine we refer to Great Famine of the 1840s,
                                         
                                         but we've had several smaller famines.
                                         
                                         One of them in the 17th century was pretty hardcore.
                                         
                                         But in 1816, there was a famine that caused a few deaths
                                         
                                         because oats, wheat and potatoes failed
                                         
                                         because the sun was being blocked out
                                         
    
                                         by the ashes of this volcano
                                         
                                         global temperatures fell
                                         
                                         like in New York in fucking May
                                         
                                         it was below freezing
                                         
                                         the estimate on drop in temperature
                                         
                                         that this eruption caused
                                         
                                         in 1816
                                         
                                         it's estimated to be
                                         
    
                                         a reduction of
                                         
                                         18 degrees Fahrenheit
                                         
                                         in America and Europe
                                         
                                         right
                                         
                                         it was snowing in July
                                         
                                         Europe
                                         
                                         rained for the whole fucking summer
                                         
                                         absolutely freezing
                                         
    
                                         and
                                         
                                         in Hungary
                                         
                                         the snow was brown they all freaked out The whole fucking summer. Absolutely freezing. And in Hungary.
                                         
                                         The snow was brown.
                                         
                                         They all freaked out.
                                         
                                         Didn't know what the fuck was happening.
                                         
                                         Thought the sky was doing a shit.
                                         
                                         So basically.
                                         
    
                                         1816.
                                         
                                         There was no summer.
                                         
                                         The entire year was winter.
                                         
                                         And.
                                         
                                         You know while humans were able to deal with it.
                                         
                                         You know. I mean 18 degrees isn't
                                         
                                         you know it's not colossal
                                         
                                         what
                                         
    
                                         it was because of the
                                         
                                         crop failures there was crop failures
                                         
                                         all over the world humans could wrap
                                         
                                         up humans could light a fire
                                         
                                         oats and wheat
                                         
                                         and barley they can't do
                                         
                                         nothing they need their sunshine they can't have their
                                         
                                         fucking ecosystem fucked with.
                                         
    
                                         So they all failed around the world.
                                         
                                         And it caused riots.
                                         
                                         Food shortages.
                                         
                                         Conflict.
                                         
                                         It was quite chaotic.
                                         
                                         And luckily it only lasted one year.
                                         
                                         But you may be wondering now.
                                         
                                         Where's Blind Boy's hot take?
                                         
    
                                         You know, is Blind Boy doing a podcast about a volcano?
                                         
                                         Not really.
                                         
                                         This podcast is going to be about art and culture.
                                         
                                         You see, when this volcano erupted,
                                         
                                         it launched into the sky these tiny particles of a silicate rock known as tephra.
                                         
                                         And tephra is often launched into the air during a volcanic eruption.
                                         
                                         So billions and billions of these tiny particles are floating high in the stratosphere. And when sunlight passes through them, they glow red.
                                         
                                         So if you can imagine the sky all over the world in 1816,
                                         
    
                                         the sky was kind of like, had this blood red tinge.
                                         
                                         Usually around sunsets and in the morning, sunrise. But there was a blood red tinge usually around sunsets and in the morning
                                         
                                         sunrise but there was a
                                         
                                         blood red tinge and the
                                         
                                         sunlight couldn't penetrate
                                         
                                         this wall of volcanic
                                         
                                         particles
                                         
                                         this is what
                                         
    
                                         was causing the crop failure
                                         
                                         but in
                                         
                                         1816 in the world
                                         
                                         of painting
                                         
                                         the kind of dominant style of painting or the coolest style
                                         
                                         of painting was known as romanticism and what romanticism was like as you know from listening
                                         
                                         to this podcast i'm very interested in how music or painting or any type of creativity how it's
                                         
                                         how it comes about as a response to the environment and I'm always looking for the
                                         
    
                                         memetic mutation that changes the course of art you know but romanticism if you think of the world in 1816, 1816 would have been smack bang in the middle of the Industrial Revolution and post-Enlightenment.
                                         
                                         So with the Enlightenment, first of all, that's the the West specifically, like Europe and America,
                                         
                                         started to embrace reason and science and scientific thinking and rationality and evidence.
                                         
                                         This became a thing with the Enlightenment.
                                         
                                         Of course, in the Islamic world, you know, they had been embracing scientific and rational evidence-based thinking long before the Europeans.
                                         
                                         When we were having our dark ages, they were having their golden ages, golden age of Islam, which was science-based.
                                         
                                         But the West had the Enlightenment in, I believe, the 16th, 17th centuries.
                                         
                                         the enlightenment in i believe the 16th 17th centuries an aside an interesting aside actually for the enlightenment there's a theory that the enlightenment came about because of the discovery
                                         
    
                                         of coffee um coffee houses became widespread in europe cities and people, before that, before coffee houses
                                         
                                         if people wanted to go to discuss ideas
                                         
                                         they'd go to a tavern or a bar and get drunk
                                         
                                         but all of a sudden in the 17th, 18th centuries
                                         
                                         with the colonial expansion of the British Empire
                                         
                                         people start drinking coffee socially
                                         
                                         they're not getting pissed and their brains are flying
                                         
                                         some people say this is
                                         
    
                                         what caused the enlightenment to happen
                                         
                                         so the enlightenment as well goes hand in hand
                                         
                                         with the industrial revolution
                                         
                                         putting the birth of modernism
                                         
                                         putting faith in science
                                         
                                         and seeing its results
                                         
                                         and having big massive factories
                                         
                                         and industrial cities and all that goes along with it
                                         
    
                                         so by
                                         
                                         1816
                                         
                                         the creative class were starting to get a bit,
                                         
                                         they were starting to react to enlightenment ideals of rationality
                                         
                                         and the industrial revolution's ideals of efficiency and machinery.
                                         
                                         So Romanticism is a form of art that places
                                         
                                         it's kind of
                                         
                                         romanticism
                                         
    
                                         is about individualism
                                         
                                         and human emotion
                                         
                                         it's not
                                         
                                         like we'll say
                                         
                                         like classism
                                         
                                         that had gone before it
                                         
                                         or neoclassicism
                                         
                                         where you're
                                         
    
                                         depicting
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         ideas from ancient Rome because that was a big thing with the Enlightenment too, it's looking back to the ideas of the Greeks and Romans.
                                         
                                         completely rejecting them I recognise
                                         
                                         that they're important but
                                         
                                         is there something about all these factories
                                         
                                         and all this reason that is
                                         
                                         causing us to
                                         
    
                                         forget what makes us
                                         
                                         human
                                         
                                         emotion
                                         
                                         no matter how big your textile
                                         
                                         mill is and no matter how many
                                         
                                         people are replaced by this
                                         
                                         giant mill that can lash out cotton and
                                         
                                         textiles a machine can never be human so romanticism was concerned with expressing emotions through the
                                         
    
                                         art with a romantic poet would have been byron lord byron or per or Percy Shelley but I'm going to focus on romanticism in painting.
                                         
                                         In particular the work of Turner, Joseph Mallard William Turner, a fucking unbelievable British
                                         
                                         painter. And Turner's work was focused primarily on landscapes. he was very much as well interested in landscapes
                                         
                                         and weather turner if you ever see a turner painting you know fucking hell if he does a storm
                                         
                                         the way he can paint anger and human emotions into that storm is something else the way he can paint rain on a horizon
                                         
                                         his paintings of nature
                                         
                                         jump out from the canvas
                                         
                                         with how
                                         
    
                                         dripping in feeling and emotion they are
                                         
                                         that's peak fucking romanticism
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         in 1816
                                         
                                         and it's something you see
                                         
                                         in the work of a few artists
                                         
                                         a little bit of gloom
                                         
                                         starts to take over
                                         
    
                                         whereas
                                         
                                         Turner's work before
                                         
                                         1816 would have been
                                         
                                         maybe a joyous
                                         
                                         beautiful sunset
                                         
                                         or the anger
                                         
                                         of the sea
                                         
                                         it starts to get a little bit depressing in 1816
                                         
    
                                         with a few romantic painters because and they didn't know why but this is the hot take and
                                         
                                         this is why i think why the fucking volcano the volcanic eruption in 1816 like if you look at um
                                         
                                         certain paintings from 1816 within the Romanticism movement
                                         
                                         there's a post-apocalyptic
                                         
                                         bleakness that is unique
                                         
                                         to 1816
                                         
                                         the painter John Crome
                                         
                                         or is it
                                         
    
                                         Crome is it? C-R-O-M-E
                                         
                                         I believe
                                         
                                         but John Crome has a painting from 1816
                                         
                                         called A Windmill Near Norwich
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         when I saw this painting
                                         
                                         what it basically is, it's a very simple
                                         
                                         a bleak, it's
                                         
    
                                         you look at the painting
                                         
                                         it's an orangey yellow colour
                                         
                                         and it's a little hill
                                         
                                         and on the hill is a windmill
                                         
                                         and it's quite a simple landscape.
                                         
                                         A lot of sky.
                                         
                                         An overcast sky.
                                         
                                         And I know this painting.
                                         
    
                                         I've seen this painting for years.
                                         
                                         Looking through art books and studying art.
                                         
                                         And it's this piss yellow.
                                         
                                         Tinting into red colour.
                                         
                                         I always thought the painting was damaged
                                         
                                         or dirty
                                         
                                         and it's not
                                         
                                         John Crone in this painting
                                         
    
                                         that was the fucking colour
                                         
                                         of the sky in 1816
                                         
                                         with no sunlight getting through
                                         
                                         this bleak horrible post apocalyptic painting
                                         
                                         of a windmill is because the sky
                                         
                                         was full of this tephra
                                         
                                         volcanic crystals
                                         
                                         that were turning the sun
                                         
    
                                         piss yellow
                                         
                                         blood red
                                         
                                         this bleak painting
                                         
                                         and one of the benefits of romanticism
                                         
                                         being the painting style at the time
                                         
                                         and what makes it so
                                         
                                         fortuitous and lucky
                                         
                                         because no cameras of course
                                         
    
                                         because romanticism was the natural style
                                         
                                         and this style was
                                         
                                         looking at nature
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         projecting
                                         
                                         projecting human emotions into the landscape
                                         
                                         that's basically what romanticism is
                                         
                                         painting a sky
                                         
    
                                         and making that sky weep
                                         
                                         or making it happy or making it angry
                                         
                                         so the painters were naturally looking
                                         
                                         to the fucking sky
                                         
                                         and there's one painting by
                                         
                                         Caspar David Friedrich
                                         
                                         who is, was he Dutch?
                                         
                                         I'm gonna
                                         
    
                                         I think he was fucking Dutch, I think
                                         
                                         but he's got a painting, oh, this will be fun to
                                         
                                         pronounce, what was, uh, Neubrandenburg, so it's from 1816, and it's just, again, a simple landscape,
                                         
                                         looking, um, you know, just two gloomy figures in the foreground, in the background you've got a small little village with a church steeple and a tradition with romantic paintings as well the sky takes about
                                         
                                         70 percent of the painting um with just the horizon line is quite low but again the sky is this
                                         
                                         unnatural yellowish red I'm assuming
                                         
                                         the only thing I can assume what it was like
                                         
                                         was that one
                                         
    
                                         day a year when you look out into the sky
                                         
                                         in the evening and it's blood red
                                         
                                         you know we get that once a year
                                         
                                         but for 1816 that was the shtick
                                         
                                         the whole time
                                         
                                         and in
                                         
                                         Caspar David Friedrich's painting
                                         
                                         Neubrandenburg 1816
                                         
    
                                         you see it
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         it's bringing this new level of gloom and depression
                                         
                                         into this genre of painting
                                         
                                         which beforehand hadn't really explored gloom and depression
                                         
                                         it had explored anger
                                         
                                         it had explored happiness
                                         
                                         anxiety and it wasn't just gloomy colors that you got from romantic paintings of uh
                                         
    
                                         1816 and onwards because often the paintings that you'd often have one or two human figures in it
                                         
                                         to contextualize the humanity within the environment it was rarely
                                         
                                         just you know even with Turner if Turner was painting a seascape there'd always be you know
                                         
                                         Turner's seascapes were particularly aggressive he loved to paint giant towering angry waves
                                         
                                         or groaning clouds but there'd always be a little ship in there a ship to for the viewer to look
                                         
                                         at the painting and to see themselves you know to see i think with romanticism a lot of it was as
                                         
                                         well as it's like it's reminding humanity that it doesn't matter how many factories you can build
                                         
                                         or how great you think your technology is,
                                         
    
                                         you can be crushed in two seconds by nature.
                                         
                                         That's what Romanticism was doing.
                                         
                                         It's a humbling warning to humanity
                                         
                                         that we're in service of nature
                                         
                                         and no amount of steam power is going to fucking,
                                         
                                         is going to solve that, you know?
                                         
                                         And the irony of it being, of course, is going to fucking. Is going to solve that you know. And.
                                         
                                         The irony of it being of course.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Fucking hell.
                                         
                                         This volcano erupts.
                                         
                                         Kills a hundred thousand people.
                                         
                                         On the site.
                                         
                                         And then causes famines all over the world.
                                         
                                         And.
                                         
                                         Turner didn't know that.
                                         
    
                                         When he was painting.
                                         
                                         They didn't know that this red fucking sky.
                                         
                                         And this. Winter for an entire year. was as a result of a volcano in Indonesia.
                                         
                                         Like, meteorology hadn't gotten that far at that point.
                                         
                                         Now, moving on from just painting,
                                         
                                         like, 1816 and the effects of this volcanic eruption,
                                         
                                         Jesus, like, when you look at it, fucking hell,
                                         
                                         very important in terms of what themes were created in that year
                                         
    
                                         that are now very important themes in today's,
                                         
                                         in 20th century creativity and literature
                                         
                                         and also 21st century, but mainly 20th century.
                                         
                                         Some of the most hard hit areas
                                         
                                         by this volcano and its effects and the winter, the year long winter, they were alpine regions
                                         
                                         high up in the mountains and three brilliant writers who were romantic writers Mary Shelley
                                         
                                         Percy
                                         
                                         Bicey Shelley, her husband
                                         
    
                                         and Lord Byron
                                         
                                         all happened to be
                                         
                                         staying together near Geneva
                                         
                                         up a mountain
                                         
                                         in 1816
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         while the three of them were there
                                         
                                         they obviously were like where the fuck is summer
                                         
    
                                         what's going on and it was quite gloomy and depressing and they started to get anxious
                                         
                                         and to get kind of obsessed with coldness and obsessed with end times or obsessed with the
                                         
                                         idea that maybe the weather is turning on the earth and is going to kill humanity.
                                         
                                         And of course all of this expresses itself in their work in this period.
                                         
                                         Now as well it was so shit that they weren't necessarily leaving their houses much.
                                         
                                         They were staying in and writing.
                                         
                                         A poem by Byron at the time called Darkness.
                                         
                                         You know this is a poem from 1816 by Lord Byron who would have been with
                                         
    
                                         Shelley
                                         
                                         the two Shelleys
                                         
                                         so Byron's poem was
                                         
                                         I had a dream
                                         
                                         which was not all a dream
                                         
                                         the bright sun was extinguished
                                         
                                         and the stars did wander darkling
                                         
                                         in the eternal space
                                         
    
                                         rayless and pathless and the icy did wander darkling in the eternal space, rayless and pathless,
                                         
                                         and the icy earth swung blind and blackening in the moonless air.
                                         
                                         Morning came and went, and came and brought no day,
                                         
                                         and men forgot their passions in the dread.
                                         
                                         Of this their desolation and all hearts were chilled
                                         
                                         into a selfish prayer for light.
                                         
                                         And they did live by watchfires and the thrones, the palaces of crowned kings
                                         
                                         the huts, the habitations of all things which dwell
                                         
    
                                         were burnt for beacons
                                         
                                         cities were consumed
                                         
                                         and men were gathered round their blazing homes
                                         
                                         to look once more into each other's face
                                         
                                         happy were those who dwelt within the eye Around their blazing homes. To look once more into each other's face.
                                         
                                         Happy were those who dwelt within the eye.
                                         
                                         Of the volcanoes.
                                         
                                         And their mountain torch.
                                         
    
                                         So that's like just an excerpt.
                                         
                                         Of what Byron was writing.
                                         
                                         Fucking bleak sir.
                                         
                                         But.
                                         
                                         An apocalyptic vision of
                                         
                                         again it's this
                                         
                                         the romantic theme
                                         
                                         that's been reflected
                                         
    
                                         in the paintings of
                                         
                                         Turner
                                         
                                         it's like
                                         
                                         hold on humanity
                                         
                                         nature's gonna fuck you up
                                         
                                         it's doing it now
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         so bleak stuff
                                         
    
                                         I think
                                         
                                         personally the most important thing that happened
                                         
                                         in 1816 and this eternal winter
                                         
                                         em
                                         
                                         the roots
                                         
                                         of what we call
                                         
                                         modern horror
                                         
                                         are born
                                         
    
                                         horror is a
                                         
                                         genre, a fiction genre because so think of it you've got Percy Bicey Shelley
                                         
                                         Lord Byron Mary Shelley all shacked up they can't fucking leave the gaff because it's raining the
                                         
                                         skies are red it's freezing it's you know they're near Geneva no one wants to leave they're so stuck
                                         
                                         they're stuck inside
                                         
                                         they have a bet with each other
                                         
                                         and the three writers bet
                                         
                                         they say who can write the scariest story
                                         
    
                                         because
                                         
                                         what are they going to do
                                         
                                         they're not going outside
                                         
                                         so they have a go at it
                                         
                                         and Mary Shelley
                                         
                                         who's 20 years of age
                                         
                                         she wins
                                         
                                         she starts to write
                                         
    
                                         Frankenstein
                                         
                                         Frankenstein is the
                                         
                                         archetype for
                                         
                                         what we now consider
                                         
                                         horror
                                         
                                         there'd been scary stuff before but
                                         
                                         Frankenstein is
                                         
                                         pure modernist horror
                                         
    
                                         and
                                         
                                         I suppose what makes Frankenstein so scary
                                         
                                         is that it's almost a satire.
                                         
                                         It's almost a satire and a critique on...
                                         
                                         It's the first... I'll tell you what it is.
                                         
                                         Like I said, one of the key...
                                         
                                         Now, Frankenstein may be kind of gothic,
                                         
                                         but one of the key themes of Romanticism,
                                         
    
                                         the dominant art form of the time, like I said, it was a wariness around the enlightenment.
                                         
                                         The enlightenment is science and the science of electricity and medicine.
                                         
                                         And creates this fucking monster that gets out of control.
                                         
                                         Very romantic themes.
                                         
                                         you know if you fuck with nature man
                                         
                                         or human
                                         
                                         forget about it
                                         
                                         nature is going to come back
                                         
    
                                         it's going to bite you in the bollocks
                                         
                                         and again one of the key themes
                                         
                                         in Frankenstein
                                         
                                         the book
                                         
                                         and this is why it could only have been written
                                         
                                         in the eternal
                                         
                                         or the year long winter
                                         
                                         that volcanic winter of 1816
                                         
    
                                         is
                                         
                                         Victor
                                         
                                         who is the, everyone thinks Frankenstein is
                                         
                                         the name of the monster
                                         
                                         like there's a lad called
                                         
                                         Victor
                                         
                                         and I think he was staying in
                                         
                                         Frankenstein Castle
                                         
    
                                         and Victor makes the monster
                                         
                                         but what happens anyway in the book is he decides at the end I think he was staying in Frankenstein Castle. And Victor makes the monster.
                                         
                                         But what happens anyway in the book.
                                         
                                         Is.
                                         
                                         He decides at the end.
                                         
                                         To destroy.
                                         
                                         To kill.
                                         
                                         This monster that he made.
                                         
    
                                         Because the fear is that this monster.
                                         
                                         Which is science.
                                         
                                         This monster. Like the subtext.
                                         
                                         Of this monster.
                                         
                                         Is that it is science.
                                         
                                         That this thing that
                                         
                                         humanity is fucking with will eventually
                                         
                                         replace humanity
                                         
    
                                         now that's a very modern theme that that's
                                         
                                         that's
                                         
                                         that's essentially Blade Runner
                                         
                                         you know Blade Runner
                                         
                                         and it's our struggle today
                                         
                                         with artificial intelligence this fear
                                         
                                         that we
                                         
                                         we're gonna fucking play God to the fear that we we're going to fucking play
                                         
    
                                         God to the point that we create something
                                         
                                         that will destroy us and the roots
                                         
                                         of that idea you see it in
                                         
                                         Frankenstein 1816
                                         
                                         in that winter but specifically
                                         
                                         the reason that Victor
                                         
                                         destroys this creature in Frankenstein
                                         
                                         is because
                                         
    
                                         the creature is
                                         
                                         impervious to cold.
                                         
                                         And the scientist thinks that in the future
                                         
                                         that the world is going to become absolutely fucking freezing.
                                         
                                         And that this is how this creature that Victor has made
                                         
                                         will procreate and create more of these monsters
                                         
                                         that are impervious to the cold
                                         
                                         and humanity will die and they will flourish.
                                         
    
                                         And that's the key
                                         
                                         kind of plot point
                                         
                                         of Frankenstein the novel.
                                         
                                         And
                                         
                                         that is just, that's Mary Shelley
                                         
                                         in Geneva
                                         
                                         freezing fucking cold
                                         
                                         with red skies caused by a
                                         
    
                                         bastarding volcano
                                         
                                         if that's not a hot take lads I don't know what is
                                         
                                         but uh
                                         
                                         yeah that fucking excites me
                                         
                                         I love that I love that
                                         
                                         I love that
                                         
                                         a volcanic eruption in Indonesia
                                         
                                         could create
                                         
    
                                         a world so gloomy for a year
                                         
                                         that it influences
                                         
                                         the course of modern painting
                                         
                                         and the course of literature
                                         
                                         and how it all
                                         
                                         it all makes perfect sense
                                         
                                         do you know
                                         
                                         to me
                                         
    
                                         it makes me think that a lot of the
                                         
                                         romanticists at the time believed that the eternal winter was as a result of human behaviour.
                                         
                                         You know, it's not too absurd to think that, like if you lived in London or Manchester or any big city in 1816,
                                         
                                         like the amount of coal that was being burnt in factories that would fly up into the air create
                                         
                                         smog block out the sun would have been terrible so i would assume that people at the time thought
                                         
                                         that the 1816 year of no summer was caused by factories like a primitive form of global warming
                                         
                                         and that's why we see this anxiety and terror
                                         
                                         and horror around technology
                                         
    
                                         in the painting and certainly
                                         
                                         in Frankenstein
                                         
                                         are there any kind of positives that came out of it?
                                         
                                         there is a
                                         
                                         there's a theory that
                                         
                                         another thing that
                                         
                                         happened in 1816 is there was an invention.
                                         
                                         This was known as the Velocipede.
                                         
    
                                         And the Velocipede is basically, it's the daddy of the bicycle.
                                         
                                         Velocipede was like a unicycle.
                                         
                                         So basically the theory is that in 1816, like trains were a thing.
                                         
                                         Like trains were only a very recent invention, but they were a thing like trains were only a very recent invention but they were a thing
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         horse
                                         
                                         beast of burden
                                         
                                         labour was still
                                         
    
                                         for smaller jobs was essential
                                         
                                         right
                                         
                                         oxes and horses pulling things and pushing
                                         
                                         things
                                         
                                         so in the
                                         
                                         in 1816 there was such a shortage of oats in germany that
                                         
                                         farmers or anyone who needed any work done they weren't using their horses that much because oats
                                         
                                         is horse fuel so in 1817 just a year after this thing was invented called a dracenae.
                                         
    
                                         It went on to become a velocipede.
                                         
                                         This invention was the first.
                                         
                                         It was on a rail.
                                         
                                         It was a rail vehicle, but it was powered by human power.
                                         
                                         That's the important thing.
                                         
                                         It was a human, like a bicycle, was able to propel this thing.
                                         
                                         And it was a replacement for horses
                                         
                                         and this came about because
                                         
    
                                         of this year-long winter.
                                         
                                         There was no food for the horses
                                         
                                         so human ingenuity was like,
                                         
                                         well, fuck it, what am I going to do?
                                         
                                         Necessity is the mother of invention.
                                         
                                         So the bicycle
                                         
                                         was essentially invented
                                         
                                         because of the volcanic eruption of 1816.
                                         
    
                                         So that's my hot take this week,
                                         
                                         ladies and gentlemen.
                                         
                                         How something, you know,
                                         
                                         how a volcano erupting,
                                         
                                         you know, leads to
                                         
                                         a change in the work of someone like Turner.
                                         
                                         You know, the expressive,
                                         
                                         emotional nature of how Turner handled paint a change in the work of someone like Turner. You know, the expressive,
                                         
    
                                         emotional nature of how Turner handled paint.
                                         
                                         This led to,
                                         
                                         you know, a hundred years later,
                                         
                                         or half a century later,
                                         
                                         impressionism,
                                         
                                         expressionism.
                                         
                                         You know, Turner's rejection of technology and art is a precursor to, we'll say, Dada and post-modernism around 1915, 1916, 100 years later.
                                         
                                         We see how this volcano and the bleakness that it creates and the climate of early global warming and fear of mankind
                                         
    
                                         fucking with nature
                                         
                                         how that leads to the birth of modern horror
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         you know the cherry on top
                                         
                                         the humble bicycle
                                         
                                         in that class
                                         
                                         right so
                                         
                                         what do we do now
                                         
    
                                         oh yes
                                         
                                         actually there's something
                                         
                                         I wanted to
                                         
                                         talk to you about
                                         
                                         before I go
                                         
                                         onto the ocarina pause
                                         
                                         give me two seconds now
                                         
                                         because I'm just checking
                                         
    
                                         my mail
                                         
                                         to make sure I get
                                         
                                         the name correct
                                         
                                         ah come on
                                         
                                         my internet's being a prick
                                         
                                         what's that about now
                                         
                                         okay so yeah
                                         
                                         i want to do i don't do enough kind of just mentioning charities on the podcast i really
                                         
    
                                         fucking should because it's no skin off my balls but there's a fucking pretty bad housing crisis
                                         
                                         in ireland at the moment and homelessness and people sleeping
                                         
                                         on the street and all that goes with it and fucking high rent there's this class um app
                                         
                                         right it's it's a google chrome app I believe it's called giveback.ie all right and what this app does so you install this app on your google chrome
                                         
                                         and anytime you purchase something online amazon tesco whatever a percentage of your purchase
                                         
                                         goes towards giveback.ie and what they want to do with that money is to build homes for the homeless in Ireland.
                                         
                                         So you're on Amazon, whatever you buy, don't think it costs you extra, a percentage will go to this.
                                         
                                         Giveback.ie.
                                         
    
                                         Download it, give it a go, see how you get on.
                                         
                                         And I know there's arguments, there is arguments around
                                         
                                         charities doing the work that the government should be doing.
                                         
                                         Like, it is a disgrace that a charity exists whereby they want my money from an Amazon purchase to build fucking houses.
                                         
                                         That is a disgraceful situation.
                                         
                                         It is a shame on the government of this country that that exists
                                         
                                         so the argument is
                                         
                                         you know should we support it
                                         
    
                                         and
                                         
                                         I would say
                                         
                                         yes what I would say is it's not
                                         
                                         binary because you have to be careful
                                         
                                         with fucking
                                         
                                         non-intervention
                                         
                                         like a non-interventionist attitude is what led
                                         
                                         to the fucking famine
                                         
    
                                         now that's a reach but it was people sitting around arguing about should we help the starving
                                         
                                         irish or should we allow the free market economy to dominate and put faith in the free market
                                         
                                         economy at the moment that's what the government is doing with the housing crisis non-intervention
                                         
                                         they won't introduce rent caps uh they won't tax uh landlords who have vacant properties it's a non-interventionist thing
                                         
                                         in the meantime people are dying people are going to be dying uh as the winter kicks in
                                         
                                         so what i would say to you is if you have this attitude of we shouldn't help charities because
                                         
                                         it's the government's job and if we help the charities
                                         
                                         then the government, it gives the government
                                         
    
                                         an excuse, what I would say to you
                                         
                                         is do both
                                         
                                         support
                                         
                                         homeless charities
                                         
                                         give money to homeless people if you see them
                                         
                                         em, fucking
                                         
                                         write letters
                                         
                                         to your TDs about the rent
                                         
    
                                         crisis, Find the
                                         
                                         local group in your area that is
                                         
                                         taking a direct action
                                         
                                         stand against landlords.
                                         
                                         In Dublin at the moment, 34
                                         
                                         Frederick Street is being occupied by
                                         
                                         activists because
                                         
                                         there's accusations of slum
                                         
    
                                         landlordism going on.
                                         
                                         Get stuck into that
                                         
                                         and help charities. do both, make the
                                         
                                         politicians shake in their boots, let them know that it's unacceptable to have rent this high,
                                         
                                         to have this amount of homelessness and also help charities, do the two things, that's what I do,
                                         
                                         so giveback.ie, give it a go, just for free, download it onto your chrome browser,
                                         
                                         it a go just for free download it onto your chrome browser see how you get on um like i heard about it because a guy called dean scurry who was involved in the apollo house movement last year
                                         
                                         they took over um a building that was owned by owned by the irish people but it was vacant and
                                         
    
                                         they took it over at christmas it was last year or the year before, and used it to house the homeless, to take them off the streets.
                                         
                                         So Dean Scurry is involved in this thing with some students from either UCD or DCU, I'm not sure, they came up with the app.
                                         
                                         But I shared it last week on Twitter, and even after sharing that, they said that if everyone who had liked the tweet had actually downloaded
                                         
                                         the app that they could have raised 12 000 euros in a day so there's a lot of potential there
                                         
                                         so imagine how much money could be raised with all the e-cons listening to the podcast
                                         
                                         so giveback.ie download it onto your browser and let's see what happens alright and write letters to your TDs
                                         
                                         and get involved in direct action
                                         
                                         and if you can't get involved in direct action
                                         
    
                                         find out your local group
                                         
                                         and boost the signal of that local group
                                         
                                         through your social media
                                         
                                         yart
                                         
                                         it's time now for the ocarina pause
                                         
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                                         rather than just
                                         
                                         it's
                                         
                                         I'm not very topical
                                         
                                         I might touch on a topical event
                                         
                                         every so often but in general
                                         
                                         you can go back to podcast number one
                                         
    
                                         and you know
                                         
                                         it's the same shit so listen to all the podcasts
                                         
                                         and get back to where you are now
                                         
                                         that's what most people do
                                         
                                         but this podcast is supported by
                                         
                                         the Patreon page
                                         
                                         and that is patreon.com forward
                                         
                                         slash the blind by podcast i do the podcast for free uh it's about five hours a month i love doing
                                         
    
                                         it i love putting it out but the reason i'm kind of regular and consistent with it is because of the patreon because ye cunts give me money to do it
                                         
                                         so if you like it and you'd be like if you met me in real life and you go fuck it i like that
                                         
                                         podcast i'd buy him a cup of coffee or i'd buy him a pint once a month then please do you can
                                         
                                         do that go to patreon.com forward slash the blind boy podcast and give me the price of a pint once
                                         
                                         a month if you can't afford it
                                         
                                         or you don't want to that's fine
                                         
                                         absolutely fine you can
                                         
                                         continue listening for free it's
                                         
    
                                         a suggested donation
                                         
                                         based on your soundness
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         and thank you
                                         
                                         to everyone who is a patron because
                                         
                                         you're making a massive massive massive difference to my life.
                                         
                                         I'm 17 years, 18 years,
                                         
                                         creating on the internet,
                                         
    
                                         and this year is the first ever year
                                         
                                         where I know what my income is going to be,
                                         
                                         and that is such a fucking rare thing
                                         
                                         in a creative industry.
                                         
                                         Like, I always say this to people i spent the first
                                         
                                         10 years of my career earning nothing right literally nothing now it's fine because i love it
                                         
                                         but the first 10 years was making creativity for free putting it out and earning nothing
                                         
                                         and only after 10 years then did i start
                                         
    
                                         to earn something um but the problem is is that it's intermittent you're relying upon commissions
                                         
                                         you're waiting for that next gig or that next tv uh slot or whatever and it's unpredictable
                                         
                                         so it means that you just can't relax and this year because of the Patreon I, I, it's like I have a fucking job
                                         
                                         it's like I can relax now, I can create
                                         
                                         I can focus on writing my book
                                         
                                         I know that I'm going to
                                         
                                         have a certain amount of money every month
                                         
                                         and I can use that to pay my bills and it's fantastic
                                         
    
                                         so thank you to my fucking patrons
                                         
                                         em
                                         
                                         also like the podcast
                                         
                                         subscribe to it
                                         
                                         leave a review
                                         
                                         on iTunes or wherever
                                         
                                         that shit always helps too
                                         
                                         God bless
                                         
    
                                         alright a few questions
                                         
                                         a few questions from you pricks
                                         
                                         so Rob asks
                                         
                                         I'm trying to teach my nephew
                                         
                                         to learn the details
                                         
                                         around the places he finds himself
                                         
                                         so that he has stories
                                         
                                         to tell someday
                                         
    
                                         do you think the time we
                                         
                                         live in that he's growing up in is killing the art of storytelling i used to ride my bike to
                                         
                                         the creek and flip rocks over all day he plays video games um no yes and no um
                                         
                                         essentially when it comes to creativity right the most important part is feeding your unconscious
                                         
                                         mind with emotional data that then regards itself regurgitates itself out when in a state of creative flow. So, video games do that.
                                         
                                         I mean, I know you used to go to the creek
                                         
                                         and flip rocks over all day
                                         
                                         when you were a kid,
                                         
    
                                         but chances are your nephew,
                                         
                                         who's playing Fallout or Grand Theft Auto,
                                         
                                         his world isn't any less emotionally rich
                                         
                                         because he's playing video games.
                                         
                                         The one thing, one critique I would have is today's world, it's very hard to be bored anymore.
                                         
                                         Like, boredom for me stopped in about 2006 when what became known as Web 2.0 came about this is the age of social media as soon as like i
                                         
                                         had web 2.0 basically is i remember the early internet the early internet was the odd website
                                         
                                         here and there web 2.0 is when the internet itself became a community uh Wikipedia. Wikipedia is a form of social media.
                                         
    
                                         Because it's edited by the users.
                                         
                                         Once I came across Wikipedia.
                                         
                                         I forgot what boredom felt like.
                                         
                                         Boredom to me is.
                                         
                                         It's a memory from my childhood.
                                         
                                         I stopped being bored in 2006.
                                         
                                         How can I be bored when I've got Wikipedia.
                                         
                                         Or Facebook or Twitter.
                                         
    
                                         But. The benefit of bored boredom I find anyway personally
                                         
                                         is that in those moments of boredom when I was younger if I was bored I would daydream and from
                                         
                                         daydreaming came creativity and ideas so now if I want to create I have to set time aside for
                                         
                                         myself because if I don't I'll just be in a wikipedia hole all day having my intellectual desires satiated by an ever flowing um stream
                                         
                                         of knowledge that comes from the internet so I gotta set those times aside so regarding your
                                         
                                         nephew he's gonna have plenty of details for stories anything that will give you good dreams
                                         
                                         will give you stories and video games will give
                                         
                                         you good dreams I know that myself
                                         
    
                                         when I do remember dreams
                                         
                                         I'll often dream about video games
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         I doubt he feels
                                         
                                         boredom I doubt he knows what that is
                                         
                                         cause how can you feel boredom when you've
                                         
                                         got an Xbox
                                         
                                         maybe he doesn't wanna fucking write stories as got an Xbox maybe he doesn't want to
                                         
    
                                         fucking write stories as well
                                         
                                         you know maybe he doesn't want that
                                         
                                         it depends
                                         
                                         I don't know
                                         
                                         no harm in going out
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         the reason I'm wary of it
                                         
                                         is just
                                         
    
                                         every generation
                                         
                                         complains about the generation
                                         
                                         coming up
                                         
                                         and thinks that
                                         
                                         they're going to fuck everything up
                                         
                                         and that, you know,
                                         
                                         we had it better in some way.
                                         
                                         That's a pattern
                                         
    
                                         and it always tends not to be true,
                                         
                                         to be honest.
                                         
                                         Humans are surprisingly similar.
                                         
                                         There are concerns around boredom.
                                         
                                         The other main concern I'd have with
                                         
                                         young people today is
                                         
                                         because so much
                                         
                                         of their discourse
                                         
    
                                         and communication happens
                                         
                                         and me too
                                         
                                         to be honest but
                                         
                                         because so much discourse today happens online
                                         
                                         you're losing a
                                         
                                         fucking fierce amount of nuance
                                         
                                         like Jesus Christ the amount of nuance. Like Jesus Christ.
                                         
                                         The amount of fighting and argument.
                                         
    
                                         And bitter shit that you see on the internet.
                                         
                                         That you see in the comments section.
                                         
                                         People within.
                                         
                                         Like I was on Twitter there.
                                         
                                         And I posted something.
                                         
                                         Something about British colonialism or whatever.
                                         
                                         And then someone got underneath and disagreed with me. And then someone got on underneath and disagreed with me.
                                         
                                         And then a lad went underneath him and disagreed with him.
                                         
    
                                         These were grown men.
                                         
                                         You know, I'd say in their fucking forties, like.
                                         
                                         Within three comments,
                                         
                                         one grown man was making very nasty comments
                                         
                                         about the other grown man's child that was in the profile photo.
                                         
                                         Two grown men.
                                         
                                         And I remember I intervened and I said, hold on a second lads, you're really going to slag his child?
                                         
                                         Is that what the argument has descended into in three comments?
                                         
    
                                         And they apologised to each other.
                                         
                                         But that wouldn't happen in a pub.
                                         
                                         Because when you argue with someone online.
                                         
                                         All you have is an avatar.
                                         
                                         And words.
                                         
                                         That's it.
                                         
                                         That is instant dehumanisation.
                                         
                                         All it is.
                                         
    
                                         It's like a video game.
                                         
                                         You don't have.
                                         
                                         The expression of the person's face.
                                         
                                         Their body language.
                                         
                                         Any of that.
                                         
                                         You just have very simple dehumanised data and it polarises conversations very quickly
                                         
                                         and causes conversations to get incredibly emotional and angry quite quickly.
                                         
                                         So that's one thing I do worry about with young people today.
                                         
    
                                         And with anyone, Jesus.
                                         
                                         Human communication is important
                                         
                                         I side
                                         
                                         side trail
                                         
                                         your question sir
                                         
                                         Les asks
                                         
                                         do you think
                                         
                                         there will ever be a time
                                         
    
                                         that you will take off
                                         
                                         the plastic bag
                                         
                                         no Les
                                         
                                         I genuinely
                                         
                                         can't think of any
                                         
                                         good reason
                                         
                                         I have a lovely quiet life.
                                         
                                         When my bag isn't on.
                                         
    
                                         A lovely quiet normal life.
                                         
                                         And I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
                                         
                                         Just little things.
                                         
                                         You know when you're in the public eye.
                                         
                                         You don't get to switch that off.
                                         
                                         Like you know.
                                         
                                         I can get up in the morning and go to the shop and
                                         
                                         wear dirty tracksuit
                                         
    
                                         pants and maybe a dirty fucking hoodie
                                         
                                         and not give a fuck about
                                         
                                         what I wear and have you know what I mean
                                         
                                         like
                                         
                                         if I was
                                         
                                         brazy we'll say or
                                         
                                         or
                                         
                                         Dez Bishop if someone had a camera I'd look like I was having a nervous was brazy we'll say or Des Bishop
                                         
    
                                         if someone had a camera I'd look like I was
                                         
                                         having a nervous breakdown
                                         
                                         do you know because that's what they do that's what
                                         
                                         the media does
                                         
                                         someone with a public profile steps out
                                         
                                         their door looking like shit and they
                                         
                                         comment on it so then all of a sudden now I have to
                                         
                                         start worrying about having fucking nice jeans on
                                         
    
                                         all the time do you know
                                         
                                         I'm trying to live a humble
                                         
                                         life with an external internal locus of evaluation i sometimes i don't want to fucking worry about
                                         
                                         wearing nice jeans or a nice pair of shoes in certain circumstances maybe but not when i'm
                                         
                                         going to the fucking shop so that's one reason i want to keep the bag. Two weeks ago, I was on a bus up to Dublin
                                         
                                         and I sat down beside a gentleman
                                         
                                         and I looked to the right
                                         
                                         and I noticed that he was listening to this podcast on his phone
                                         
    
                                         for the entirety of the journey.
                                         
                                         And if I didn't have a plastic bag,
                                         
                                         I probably would have had to have a
                                         
                                         a big long conversation with that person
                                         
                                         for the entire journey
                                         
                                         and
                                         
                                         that's not my
                                         
                                         I'm very quiet
                                         
    
                                         I wouldn't like that
                                         
                                         I'm not great in social situations
                                         
                                         I wouldn't like to be conversing with a stranger on a bus
                                         
                                         for two hours
                                         
                                         but that's what would happen
                                         
                                         if he listens to my podcast and I sit beside him on a bus so two hours but that's what would happen if he listens to my podcast and I sit
                                         
                                         beside him on a bus so that's another great reason that I thoroughly enjoy the bag
                                         
                                         I've outlined before my desire for um just a fucking normal private life like I'm I'm interested
                                         
    
                                         in in being an artist being creative I'm interested in earning
                                         
                                         a living from doing something
                                         
                                         I truly truly fucking love
                                         
                                         which is creating work
                                         
                                         and putting it out for public consumption
                                         
                                         a side effect of that is notoriety
                                         
                                         and fame which I don't
                                         
                                         want and
                                         
    
                                         people make
                                         
                                         kind of a big deal of it.
                                         
                                         And it's like.
                                         
                                         What if I was just a puppeteer.
                                         
                                         What if I was Kermit the Frog.
                                         
                                         It's no different like.
                                         
                                         The bag is just.
                                         
                                         A puppet.
                                         
    
                                         Do you know what I mean.
                                         
                                         No one gives a fuck about.
                                         
                                         Whoever's got their hand up Kermit the Frog's arse.
                                         
                                         So,
                                         
                                         just treat it like that.
                                         
                                         Or even fucking,
                                         
                                         when I was writing my book
                                         
                                         and I was doing
                                         
    
                                         the press tour
                                         
                                         and so many journalists were like,
                                         
                                         oh, we're going to have to print,
                                         
                                         we're going to have to print your real name,
                                         
                                         we can't just call you blind boy.
                                         
                                         I was like, why the fuck not?
                                         
                                         J.K. Rowling, do you think that's her real name?
                                         
                                         No, it isn't.
                                         
    
                                         Mark Twain, that wasn't his real name.
                                         
                                         It's a pen name. Get over it.
                                         
                                         You don't do it for other people.
                                         
                                         Why do you got to be a cunt with me?
                                         
                                         So it ended up in me turning down a lot of press.
                                         
                                         And it's not about anonymity. you can't expect to stay anonymous it's just about privacy
                                         
                                         it's about privacy and having a lovely quiet life and creating but not having to deal with that
                                         
                                         bullshit spectacle of walking into a room and people know who you are and it's a great way to
                                         
    
                                         fucking have your head.
                                         
                                         Driven right up your hole as well.
                                         
                                         And for mental health issues to present themselves.
                                         
                                         Because.
                                         
                                         How can.
                                         
                                         How can you have decent mental health.
                                         
                                         How can you have humility.
                                         
                                         And.
                                         
    
                                         How can you.
                                         
                                         Have an internal locus of evaluation.
                                         
                                         You know for your self esteem and value.
                                         
                                         To come from a place within
                                         
                                         when
                                         
                                         in public
                                         
                                         people
                                         
                                         look at you and treat you differently to the person
                                         
    
                                         beside you simply because
                                         
                                         they've seen a 2D representation of your
                                         
                                         likeness on a screen and that
                                         
                                         makes us pedestal people
                                         
                                         or hate them
                                         
                                         I'm not interested in any of that stuff.
                                         
                                         I think I've found.
                                         
                                         A way around it.
                                         
    
                                         By putting a plastic bag on my head.
                                         
                                         It's as simple as that.
                                         
                                         Right so as you know.
                                         
                                         I wanted to.
                                         
                                         Address some kind of questions from you.
                                         
                                         That were kind of like agony ant questions.
                                         
                                         And I offered you the opportunity to.
                                         
                                         Tell them anonymously through
                                         
    
                                         our snapchat which is rubber bandits one but i've received loads of them but what happens is that
                                         
                                         when i receive an agony ant anonymous question from you i'll get the message then i'll save the
                                         
                                         message and then i can't find it again even though it's saved because I get like 10 snapchats an hour
                                         
                                         more, 20
                                         
                                         so I don't know what to do
                                         
                                         I think I'm going to have to start
                                         
                                         screen grabbing
                                         
                                         the messages because I don't have any agony
                                         
    
                                         and questions this week
                                         
                                         I just have the regular questions about stuff
                                         
                                         that's asked on twitter and patreon
                                         
                                         and I did have some stuff I wanted to address that I've now forgotten about the regular questions about stuff that's asked on Twitter and Patreon.
                                         
                                         And I did have some stuff I wanted to address that I've now forgotten about.
                                         
                                         Um, have I anything else to say?
                                         
                                         No, that's it.
                                         
                                         I hope you enjoyed this week's podcast.
                                         
    
                                         You glorious pricks.
                                         
                                         Oh yeah, next week, um, I'm heading away to Spain for a little bit to do some fucking
                                         
                                         to do a bit of writing
                                         
                                         and I cannot wait
                                         
                                         I'm going to my favourite place on earth
                                         
                                         Cordoba
                                         
                                         and I'm gonna do
                                         
                                         gonna write some short stories
                                         
    
                                         gonna drink some sherry
                                         
                                         in the sun
                                         
                                         hopefully it won't be too fucking hot
                                         
                                         I went to Spain last year in August
                                         
                                         and it was so hot
                                         
                                         that my phone stopped working
                                         
                                         and my laptop stopped working
                                         
                                         such was the heat
                                         
    
                                         so I'm hoping it's not going to be that bad
                                         
                                         when I'm there now in the first week of September
                                         
                                         but if not look there'll be air conditioning
                                         
                                         it'll be grand
                                         
                                         so I'm going over there for some
                                         
                                         intensive writing
                                         
                                         and some delicious fucking
                                         
                                         Spanish beer and some tapas um that's my heaven that's what I fucking love doing that's where I
                                         
    
                                         do my best writing um in a different environment where you know I'm not even one thing that helps
                                         
                                         me write it's for writing my second book obviously one thing that helps me write is when I'm not even, one thing that helps me write, for writing my second book obviously, one thing that helps me write is when I'm in Spain I don't speak a word of Spanish so everyone around me is speaking Spanish and it's just me with the English language in my own head and I find that benefits when I'm writing.
                                         
                                         sounds, everything's different, that shit gives you weird dreams, and if it gives you weird dreams,
                                         
                                         it'll give you weird stories, so I can't wait to do that, but I will be bringing my podcast recording equipment with me, and hopefully I can chance doing a podcast from Spain,
                                         
                                         it depends really on the place where I'm staying, if there's a lot of tiles and shit and the room is echoey,
                                         
                                         I mightn't be able to record a decent podcast, the fidelity could be shit, because what happens is,
                                         
                                         like this room that I'm in now, my studio, it's very dry, there's no echo, so you're getting this
                                         
                                         pure warm sound of my voice into your ear, but if this was full of tiles my voice would be bouncing all over the room and it
                                         
    
                                         it's just unlistenable and it wouldn't be enjoyable so i'm bringing the podcast recording
                                         
                                         equipment with me and i'll try my best but if i can't i'll put up a live podcast next week and i
                                         
                                         have a few lovely live podcasts on my hard drive drive. That have already been recorded. And I'll put that out.
                                         
                                         But hopefully I can do something from Spain.
                                         
                                         Alright.
                                         
                                         God bless.
                                         
                                         Have a good week.
                                         
                                         Look after yourself.
                                         
    
                                         Coming into September soon.
                                         
                                         Gonna have those lovely fucking.
                                         
                                         You know.
                                         
                                         Leaves falling off trees.
                                         
                                         That lovely cold bite in the evening.
                                         
                                         The smell of turf and coal as people.
                                         
                                         You know, evenings getting colder.
                                         
                                         Embrace it. Embrace the change.
                                         
    
                                         Embrace the change.
                                         
                                         It's not summer, but it's different.
                                         
                                         It's refreshing.
                                         
                                         It's some new stuff.
                                         
                                         You know?
                                         
                                         Don't fall into that trap of gloomy winter.
                                         
                                         Embrace it.
                                         
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