The Blindboy Podcast - Paddy Dracula
Episode Date: November 17, 2021A hot take art episode about Dracula and its relationship with Irish folklore and Cholera outbreaks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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Throw those fizzy chew-its up for the boot by the community centre you Ambrose hooligans.
Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast.
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Familiarise yourself with the lore of this podcast.
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I've had an eventful week.
Not really that eventful. I've had an eventful week in the context of having spent two years practically locked inside my house. As I mentioned last week, I got myself a little office. I
got myself a little office I got myself a little office
in Limerick
I didn't have any difficulty getting an office
in Limerick City because
there's quite a lot of them available
there's quite a lot of empty office space
in Limerick City
not a Limerick specific problem
it's just
there's been a pandemic
so there's a lot of empty offices
in fact I had the bizarre experience
of an auctioneer
using the phrase
brothel clearances
when he was describing
the abundance of available spaces
in Limerick City Centre
but I got myself a little office
so that I can write
and research this podcast
and so that I can
try and have some type of a normal
existence. So I've been getting up on my bicycle early in the morning and going into my office
nine to five and it's been wonderful. It gives me a better sense of purpose, a sense of routine,
little simple things like fucking putting
on clothes. Not that I spent the past two years walking around the gaff nude, just like
when you're at home all day you just wear whatever fucking tracksuit is lying around
the place. Whereas when you have to engage in the public sphere, you're a bit more considerate
with the clothes that you wear.
So then I automatically feel a little bit nicer because of that.
But it's just been lovely to go into a room with my laptop
and to do some work.
And I don't have any social media.
I've got Instagram on my phone, that's it.
Twitter? Twitter's not part of my fucking day.
I keep Twitter on a separate laptop
it's not on my phone
I check in maybe every 48 hours
and when you
if you're off Twitter for like
two days and you check back
in, it's this weird
feeling, it feels like
walking into a room
and everybody is silent
standing on chairs
looking at the ground
kind of scared
and then you're there looking around
and really quickly you have to decide
do I find out why everybody is scared
looking at the ground standing on chairs
or do I simply just stand on a chair myself
and don't ask
and that's what Twitter
feels like because
everybody has each other riled up
from anxiety
and judgment
so I've been having plenty
of space in my office
to read, to research
to write
to do all the stuff that I enjoy in a separate creative
space and I'm just really glad that I made that choice to get a little office for myself.
But it's also given me lovely opportunities for contemplation and reflection, the places
where hot takes come from, which is what I wanted.
So this week's podcast is a hot take podcast.
from which is what I wanted so this week's podcast is a hot take podcast actually before I get into the hot take and just a little bit of housekeeping live gigs all right um I'm not going to be doing
as many live gigs as I used to do before the pandemic because the pandemic showed me that
the live industry was quite unreliable because a pandemic can come along and fucking obliterate it so i won't be doing as many
gigs as i used to do i much prefer the reliability of something like patreon but i will be doing some
gigs and people were really disappointed that they couldn't get tickets for my vicar street shows
this month because they were sold out so i'm adding some new Vicar Street shows for March and April they go on sale
this morning so just look them up
Blind Boy Podcast March and April
Vicar Street also Cork
Opera House I'm gonna
add two dates there at the
end of December
is that fucking next month
yeah so the end of December I think
it's like the 28th and the 29th Cork Opera
House now those are two very strategically placed live podcasts and I tell you why.
It's in those exact two days after Christmas and before New Year's Eve where you don't want to drink.
Because no one comes to a podcast and drinks.
It's you sit back and you relax and you chill out and you have a lovely night
so it's in that
period between New Year's Eve
and Christmas Day where you can actually
have a relaxed night and even
if you have a roar and hangover
you're in the right environment
so come along to that
so this week's hot take
it's
actually there's
some
just an update on my cats, people are always asking
about my cats
my two cats, Nappertandy
and Silken Thomas
they're doing fantastically
it's the winter, it's getting a little bit
colder, don't worry about them
they both have a lovely little house
they're warm.
They're snuggled up.
They're getting fed every day.
Two very happy cats.
Napratandi was quite sick over the summer.
She's made a full recovery.
Two very happy cats.
But.
Yesterday evening four black kittens turned up.
These four little tiny black kittens
just turned up
and
they were
sniffing around the scraps
of Silken Thomas and Napper Tandy's
fucking dishes you know
and eating a couple of cat nuts
or whatever the fuck you call them
and I had to just avert my gaze
I couldn't I wanted to go out and feed
the little kittens I fucking couldn't do it I can't become Mr. Six Cats I can't be Mr. Six
Catmen I can't allow that six wild cats I'd lose connection with humanity I'd be doing I'd be
undoing all the hard work of getting an office and doing a 9 to 5
and trying to live a normal disciplined life
6 fucking cats lads
that's the tipping point into chaos
that's I would become a cat myself
I'd be crawling around the place
in the nip licking my own arse
so I had to avert my gaze
and I just had to walk away
and just say I know those four kittens out the back garden
leave them off
leave them go
and I did and they were gone
if they start returning
now see they won't return you see
because I didn't feed them
I didn't feed them
that's the thing you can't fucking feed the cunts
because then they come back
if they do start returning
then I'm going gonna ring the animal
rescue people to do something about it obviously but maybe it was just a fleeting visit it was a
pit stop and part of a much larger journey not six cats that's not happening the fuck like i've
already a couple of weeks ago i was walking around my neighborhood and I went up to I came
back from the fucking shopping center with groceries and had a bag and I bought one of
them old El Paso Fajita kits so it's like a big yellow box you know and it wouldn't fit into my
bag so I had to carry that under my arm because it wouldn't fit into the shopping bag and then
the local children started calling me.
Old El Paso.
What the fuck would they call me if I had six cats.
You'd get your house egged in February.
So this week's hot take.
Is a bit of a.
An art history hot take I suppose.
So because I have my office.
And it's in Limerick City Centre.
And because. I'm my own boss. So I don my office. And it's in Limerick City Centre. And because.
I'm my own boss.
So I don't have.
Like I can sit in my office.
But then if I want to leave.
And go for a little walk.
I can do it.
Whenever the fuck I want.
And when I do that.
And what I love about.
Walking around Limerick City.
Is.
Continually being confronted. By just how fucking. Old Limerick City is continually being confronted
by just how fucking old
Limerick City is
how old Limerick City is
and the richness and depth
and expanse
of history
that's literally underneath your fucking
feet, it's mad
like
Limerick City is it's mad like Limerick City
is it's about 1300
years old like I
could be walking I could turn a
corner and all of a sudden I'm looking
at King John's Castle
which is a perfectly
intact 11th
century fucking giant castle
a fortress
and then I've got St. Mary's
Cathedral that was built in the
12th century
then I can get a ham sandwich
and I can go to this little secret graveyard
that's hidden behind a block of flats
and I can eat a ham sandwich
on the grave of someone who was
buried in the 1500s
like Limerick
Limerick was given its city
charter 10 years before
London
and then I can walk up another little bit
to the more modern part
of Limerick and by modern I mean
Georgian
and there's a part of Limerick called
the Newtown Perry
and it's unique in Ireland
in that it's laid out in the grid system
so there's this area of Limerick
that's done like a grid
and this was very experimental at the time
in terms of city planning
it was a time when Limerick had a bit of a boom
in the Georgian period
but like it's said that the architect
who designed that grid system
was then influential
in how Manhattan was built
but anyway
as I was wandering around
the older part of Limerick
the Viking medieval part
fucking
twelve, thirteen hundred years old
I walked past this
there's a school
and this
school's quite new. It's like
14 years old
and I remember what was being built.
They had to
stop it being built because
when they dug up the foundations
they found like hundreds
of skeletons
and these skeletons
were, they were from a cholera graveyard
from the 1800s
because it was just outside
the city walls
and there was this huge cholera
outbreak in Limerick
so they just fucked all the corpses
over the walls
and said leave them there
and then they tried to build a school on it
a few years back
and they couldn't, they had to stop
to make sure that the bodies weren't like recent
but it got me thinking about cholera
you don't hear about cholera a lot these days
because it's not a disease that tends to happen
in we, developed countries,
because cholera is a disease that occurs when you have poor sanitation.
In countries today that have war and extreme poverty or natural disasters,
so there was an outbreak of cholera in Yemen.
There's currently one in Yemen because of what's happening in Yemen at the moment.
There was one in Haiti because of natural disasters there.
But it's not something that's...
In countries that have sanitation, cholera tends not to be a large issue.
Unsanitized drinking water, when there's not a sewage system, that's when you get cholera.
And cholera used to there used to be cholera outbreaks all over fucking europe but specifically in towns and
cities that had ports or had a lot of ships because cholera was very much a disease of the British Empire, British colonialism. It has its roots in around India.
So when the Brits were doing their shit in India, they were bringing cholera back via sailors.
And then when the sailors would arrive generally in port towns, towns that had a lot of ships,
towns, towns that had a lot of ships, you would then get a cholera outbreak because of a lack of sanitation. Cholera is, it's basic, it's extreme diarrhea that kills people
in a short period, sometimes 48 hours. It's very, very extreme. And Limerick suffered quite a few pretty extreme cholera outbreaks over the years and
that's what I noticed when I was walking around town and I looked at this school I was like yeah
fuck I remember all those skeletons they found from the 1800s but a lot of people also don't know
and it's something that I'd like to see even celebrated or mentioned in Limerick a bit more.
The cure for cholera actually comes from Limerick.
The cure for it, yeah, comes from Limerick and it came from Limerick before people even knew what cholera was or how it spread.
So there was a doctor from Limerick called William Brooke O'Shaughnessy.
I've mentioned him
before and william brooke o'shaughnessy was looking at all these people dying suddenly of cholera
going what the fuck can i do and he was the first person to analyze the blood of cholera victims
and what he figured out is what what was killing these people was not just dehydration, but an imbalance of their electrolyte salts.
So William Brooke O'Shotness, he invented intravenous administration of electrolyte salts.
Like, we take that for granted now.
That's just a basic drip.
If you've ever been in the hospital and they give you a drip,
they put something into your fucking vein
and there's a bag of fluid.
That's a drip.
And all that's in it is electrolyte salts.
It balances those in your body.
Like diurylite.
If you've ever taken diurylite,
that's electrolyte salts.
Gatorade, that's electrolyte salts.
That was invented by a doctor from Limerick in response to the massive cholera outbreak.
William Brooke O'Shaughnessy.
He's saved billions of lives.
Like in countries today where cholera is still a problem.
When aid can be given.
People who develop
cholera are given diarylite
or they're given intravenous
electrolyte salts
and they survive and that's because
of William Brooke O'Shotnessy from Limerick
the other thing William Brooke O'Shotnessy
did is
he introduced
the therapeutic use of cannabis
to western medicine
medicinal cannabis comes from Limerick.
Now William Brooke O'Shotnessy was over in India and he was in Pakistan
and he noticed that people were using it there as medicine.
So obviously he didn't invent it.
But William Brooke O'Shotnessy was the first Western doctor to say
there's this shit called cannabis over there in India
and they seem to be using it for a lot of ailments,
and I think it's useful.
That comes from Limerick too.
The same fella.
He doesn't even have a statue.
Not many people know about him.
I think it's really weird that he's not celebrated,
not only in Limerick, but even in Ireland.
But these are the thoughts that were jumping around my head as I walked past this 18th century cholera graveyard
and thought about all the fucking
skeletons that were still there because I don't I don't even think they exhumed them I think they
just left a lot of them down there you know and the mad thing about what William Brooke O'Shaughnessy
discovered he discovered a cure for cholera before we knew what cholera was like William Brooke
O'Shaughnessy invented intravenous electrolyte therapy in the
1830s but it wasn't until the mid 1850s until humanity figured out what the fuck cholera was
and the reason cholera is such an important disease is because when humanity figured out what cholera was, it changed how we understood diseases in general.
It led to a new field known as epidemiology, which is the study of how fucking diseases spread.
That's how important cholera was.
In like the 1830s, people didn't really think think of medicine didn't think of germs
germs and viruses and bacteria
these weren't things
that people were aware of
there was miasma theory
people believed that diseases and illnesses
were caused by like bad
air floating around the gaff
and to be fair like that makes more
sense like
actually saying to someone well
diseases are caused by uh there's these tiny tiny little things called bacteria and viruses
loads of them but you can't see them and they're actually causing the sickness whereas it's much
easier to believe no uh smelly air air that smells bad or feels bad that I can actually sense with my physical senses.
That's what's causing it.
That's what people believed because it made more sense.
But in 1854 in Soho, and I think I actually did a podcast.
I mentioned this on a podcast about three years ago, exactly in this place when I was staying in Soho.
exactly in this place when I was staying in Soho but London used to have fuck loads of cholera outbreaks especially in the poorer parts and in the 1850s there was a particularly bad outbreak
of cholera in Soho which was a poor part of London outside the city walls and people didn't know why
it was happening they just knew everyone was getting sick.
But there was this doctor called John Snow,
and what John Snow did is,
he noticed that everyone who was dying from cholera was drinking from the same water pump in the center of Soho.
And he figured out that the water from this water pump
was also being mixed with sewage water.
And he said to himself, fuck it.
What if this disease is being transmitted from people's shit?
What if people are getting this cholera diarrhea and then this diarrhea is mixing with the water and the water
that people are drinking is actually what's causing the cholera to transmit between people
so he took the handle off the water pump and people stopped using that particular water pump
for their water and then people in the area stopped getting sick from cholera and what happened there is he discovered germ theory
that diseases are passed between humans through little bacteria or viruses and through sanitation
through clean water through mask wearing whatever the fuck we can stop the prevention of diseases
if we look at these things.
So as you can tell, my little walk around Limerick, passing that cholera graveyard,
led to me doing a little bit of research on cholera.
Going online, doing a bit of research.
And it led me into some interesting territory.
Because I said to you, this hot take is an art hot take.
This isn't necessarily about diseases a it's an art hot take this isn't isn't necessarily about diseases it's about art so what I want to talk about is Dracula Dracula the vampire
right so Dracula there's Dracula the character that we all know from popular culture, and Dracula the book from 1897 by the writer Bram Stoker.
So modern horror, horror of the 20th and 21st century,
everything we know as horror, horror books, horror TV shows, films,
it kind of starts with Dracula.
It starts with that book.
It's an incredibly important piece of work.
Why was Dracula so scary?
Why was Dracula so terrifying?
I read it years ago.
I didn't go back and read it recently.
You all know the story of Dracula.
Count Dracula was this
weird fucker in a
castle in Transylvania
who was a vampire
and
he was able to shapeshift
and he'd suck
people's blood in the middle of the night
and if he got bitten by Dracula
then you became a vampire as well
and you had to kill him by putting a stake through his heart and garlic and crosses and all of that If you got bitten by Dracula, then you became a vampire as well.
And you had to kill him by putting a stake through his heart and garlic and crosses and all of that.
That comes out of the book Dracula.
Now Bram Stoker didn't invent fucking vampires.
Dracula is essentially, he looked at elements of folklore he was very
Bram Stoker was very interested in eastern
European folklore when he was researching
Dracula because it's set in Transylvania
and it's about
Dracula coming to London
biting people
the reason
the reason Dracula was so
effective as a piece of horror the reason
that it scared the living fuck out of people like the reviews for it at the time it was so effective as a piece of horror, the reason that it scared the living fuck out of people,
like the reviews for it at the time,
it was favourably reviewed,
but a lot of the critique was just like,
people going, this is too scary.
Why the fuck does this need to be this scary?
This wasn't enjoyable.
It scared the living fuck out of me.
And that's what makes it an important piece of horror.
But as a piece of literature, why Dracula was so
scary is
how Bram
Stoker wrote it was
fairly revolutionary for
horror, so Dracula is
written like a
documentary
now this is 1897 so documentaries
didn't exist, film didn't exist. But Dracula the
book it's basically like do you remember the Blair Witch Project? Do you remember that film the Blair
Witch Project from around 2001? Fucking terrifying film. Really scary horror film and the reason the
Blair Witch Project was terrifying is it felt real.
It broke the fourth wall.
When you watched Blair Witch Project,
it wasn't like looking at a Stephen King horror film
where it's Hollywood and you're aware that there's a camera
and you're aware that it's entertainment
or it's not like a scary play
or you're aware that you're in the audience
and the stage is up there.
The Blair Witch Project was a film made from supposedly found footage.
It was about these four people went off into the woods
and they disappeared and they had a camcorder
and we don't know where they are
but we found their videotape
and this
horror film is
their videotape of the
scary shit that happened to them in
the woods and that's what made
the Blair Witch Project fucking terrifying
because it felt real
it was told like a documentary
Dracula the book
uses that literary device
but before cinema
like it's about this fella who's a solicitor
who goes over to Transylvania
to visit this eccentric fucking count
in Transylvania
who turns out to be a vampire
but it's told
via that person's found journal and the whole book is
delivered via journal entries like ships logs newspaper adverts it's not traditional storytelling
it's like loads of different documents. And it feels fucking real.
And this is why it scared the living shit out of people.
At the time.
And why it's so important as a piece of horror.
As something that could really make someone frightened.
Because it felt real.
It felt like document.
So this terrifying.
Count Dracula.
Who is a shapeshifter.
And a vampire. G gets on a ship and makes his way all the way over to London and starts biting people and people turning into vampires and it's very frightening.
But what I want to talk about is Bram Stoker who wrote it.
Bram Stoker was Irish.
Now, I'm not going to say that like most people don't know that like
but at the same time when you think of Bram Stoker his name doesn't immediately pop up
in the canon of Irish writers and I don't really know why that is like even still to
this day
sometimes you feel you kind of have to say it to someone
you know Dracula was written by an Irishman
and some people would go fuck off really
like yeah Bram Stoker he was from Dublin
he was Irish
and there's a few reasons for this I think
number one because Bram Stoker's work was horror unfortunately horror is one of those genres
that isn't viewed as serious literature don't know why it's not viewed as serious literature
in the way that fantasy isn't in the way that science fiction isn't so he's not mentioned as a huge literary figure like Joyce would be or Beckett.
He should be, but he's not.
Because there's a snobbery around horror, I think.
Also, his name is Bram Stoker.
So it just doesn't sound very Irish.
And then, a book like Dracula, it doesn't take place in Ireland.
It takes place in fucking Eastern Europe and in London.
And all the references are Eastern European.
You don't think of vampires as being particularly Irish.
So Bram Stoker and Dracula in general just doesn't feel Irish.
And we need to remind ourselves of it. and it feels a little bit out of place.
So what I want to explore in this podcast is a kind of an alternative reading of Bram Stoker and of Dracula that firmly places it within Irishness and Irish history because I think it's there if you look for it so the general
the kind of general accepted
reading of Dracula
is that Bram Stoker
took all his literal
influences when he
was researching the book because he
wrote, Dracula was published
in 1897 but he
began researching it from
1870 onwards and he did a lot of research
when writing Dracula and the accepted knowledge around Bram Stoker's research is that he was
looking at eastern European folklore like he read an essay called Transylvanian Superstitions by Emily Gerrard that was written in 1885 and vampires were a huge part
of like Romanian folklore and Eastern European folklore. Vampires pre-existed before the book
Dracula. Then people point to a fella called Vlad the Impaler. Whose name was also Vlad Dracula.
And they say.
Alright so Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Was based on this fella called Vlad the Impaler.
Who was from the 14th century.
In Romania.
So Vlad the Impaler was like.
This warlord in Romania.
And he was a notorious.
Savage man.
And he used to be getting into wars. and what Vlad the Impaler used to do
was if he conquered an army he would impale a lot of bodies on sticks and just leave these
bodies out there as a spectacle to anyone who challenged him. All these people rotting on sticks
and his name was Vlad Dracula. So on a surface level the explicit influences for Dracula
you could easily say that's where Bram Stoker was taken from
he was reading eastern European folklore about vampires
and he was reading about this fucking Vlad the Impaler trap
and this is what Dracula is about
I'd rather go deeper than that
like that's just not how art is created
that's not how books are written creativity
and your imagination it's quite similar to dreaming and the well of the unconscious mind
is a massive force in any type of creativity so you can't look at the literal influences you have to look at the artist's
life
and the cultural context of
when and where
the artist made the fucking art
so that's what I want to do
I want to go beyond the surface reading of Dracula
and search for the
Irishness and the
cultural and individual conditions of
Bram Stoker's life
and do a reading of Dracula through that.
So I remember earlier I was speaking about, you know, when I was walking around Limerick City
and one of the privileges of walking around Limerick or anywhere in fucking Ireland
is just how old the place is and how much history is underneath our feet at all times.
Well, Bram Stoker's Daz family comes from Derry,
right, the county of Derry, up north.
And there's a place in rural Derry
called Glen Olin, means the Glen of the Eagle
there's a town called Slothabarty
and near that
is a field
and in this field
is a tree
and under this tree
is a giant stone
and this
tree with the stone under it
is known as the giant's grave
and it's still there now
you can go and see it now
and it's a tomb
and it's one of these beautiful things about Irish folklore
where you can have this rich mythology
this fucking supernatural mythology
about a tree and a stone.
But it's also rooted in actual history.
And it blurs the boundaries between the two.
So you never know.
What's fucking real and what's not.
So this.
Tree with a stone underneath it.
And Derry.
The giant's grave.
This is apparently the tomb.
Of a fella called
Abertock
so
during like the 5th century
up in Derry right
there would have been
what you'd call
petty kingdoms
so like
a kingdom could have been
fucking
one little hill fort
do you know what I mean
loads of different
warlords
non-stop fighting with each other
this is before the Brits
this is before the Vikings
5th century
and Abertock was a king
but Abertock was seen as
a particularly nasty king
an exceptionally violent
vicious king
now what remains about who Abertock was is that
they say he was incredibly evil.
He was known as being a wizard.
He had magical powers.
He was described as being a dwarf.
He was described as being physically deformed in some way.
But he was really, he was hated.
Not only by his enemies, but by the people he ruled over.
He was considered to be an exceptionally cruel, evil person with strange magical powers.
This Abertock fella up in Derry in the 5th century.
So his own people were so frightened of him
and disliked him so much
that they wanted to kill him but they were
scared of killing him themselves
so they went to a different
chieftain, a chieftain called
Cahan and they said to him
will you fucking kill
Abertock, he's a prick and we're
terrified, will you fucking kill him
so Cahan says
fuck it I will so
he assassinates him and Cahan
kills Abertock
and in the middle of the night he takes his
fucking body
and he buries him standing up
and puts a tomb over him
but then the next day
Abertock comes
back he comes back from the dead
and he goes to his own people
and he's like
ye had that fucker
Cahan tried to kill me
and I know that ye tried to get this done
well I can't be killed
and then he goes to his own people
and he starts demanding
that each one of them
give them a bowl of their own blood
so they now have to drain out a bowl of blood and abertok drinks it and him drinking their blood
is what keeps him alive and he can't be killed he keeps coming back from the dead and he drinks the
bowls of their blood to stay alive so everyone started freaking out
they're going this abertok fella he was killed he was buried the kahan buried him standing up and
now he's back and he's drinking blood to stay alive so kahan who killed him is like i need to
find out answers what's going on here with abertok why isn isn't he dead I killed him, so he goes off to a nearby woods near a holy well
where a saint is living, a fella called Owen
and Cahan
says to him, here's the crack with Abartok
I'm after killing him, he's still alive, he's drinking
blood and then
Owen says to him, Abartok
isn't really alive
he's like a wizard
and he's become
one of the neve mar of the undead, he's like a wizard and he's become one of the the knave mar of the undead
he's a darg duli
which is a drinker of human blood
and you can't actually kill him
but what you can do
is you can like suspend him
you can like restrain him
so this is what you have to do with abertok
you have to kill him
with a sword
and the wood from that sword has to be made from a yew tree then you have to kill him with a sword and the wood from that sword has to be made from a yew tree
then you have to bury him upside down in the earth and then you have to scatter thorns and ash twigs
over his grave and then you have to get a really fucking heavy stone and that has to be placed on
top of him and only when you do that he won't be dead but he'll be stuck in that grave forever
and he won't be a problem so that's what you have to do but if someone lifts that stone
then abertok the undead he's back out drinking people's blood so khan went off and did it
he's he's slain abertok with the right sword he put the stone over it and he scattered the thorns
and from those thorns grew a tree
and you can go there today
this is the beauty of that
this is a story from the 5th fucking century
about an Irish vampire
but right now
if you're up near Derry
you go to Glen Olin
and you can find this tree with the stone.
And you talk to the locals and no one fucks with it.
Nobody.
The reason that that tree and that stone is there 1500 years later is because the legend of that vampire is still present in the land and the
locals they won't cut the tree down
they won't remove the stone
there's local
legends of extreme bad luck
that happens to anyone who's ever
even attempted to fuck with it
and that's
just beautiful that's the wonderful
beauty and the rich
the history and folklore of Ireland.
Like the fact that.
Yes.
There's a tomb.
And yes to the tree overhead it.
And it's still there.
And it's the tomb of a real fella.
Who was an actual high king 1500 years ago.
But because of the mythology around him.
And the folklore folklore it still survives
so it exists in this
like in a way
like of course he wasn't a real vampire
of course he wasn't a wizard
he was just a normal human being who was probably
a real prick
but in a way
he is undead in a way, he is undead.
In a way,
his legend has actually
kept him suspended.
A 1500 year old grave that no one fucks with.
So the beauty of the folklore,
in a way,
has actually kept him as this
undead vampire
that still has the power to frighten locals
in 2021. But the other thing as well if
you see what i'm getting at that abertok story that's fucking dracula that's a vampire that's
a fucking vampire all right it's this magical creature that can't be killed and you can only
kill it in using a certain type of wood and all this ritual and he drinks blood to stay alive
that's a fucking vampire
in a 1500 year old Irish myth
in the county that Bram Stoker's father is from
and then the story of Abertock
if Bram Stoker didn't hear it
from the literary circles that he would have been mixing with
like a historian folklorist called P.W. Joyce
released the story of Abertok in like 1860-something.
So the chances of Bram Stoker having read that would be pretty high.
So there's no evidence of Bram Stoker having been influenced by that
or having read it.
Like I said said the explicit evidence
is that he looked at Eastern European folklore
but the unconscious
that finds its way in
that Irishness finds its way in
so that's the first part
of the hot take about
Dracula and Bram Stoker
the second part
of the hot take
where I'm going to circle it back
into the Irish
experience of cholera
which is very much related to
Dracula and Bram Stoker
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for my never-ending live video game hyper real musical so this podcast started by me speaking about how I was
I was wandering around Limerick City and I came across that old cholera graveyard and that got me
meditating on cholera and then researching cholera when I got home and that's what led me to this podcast
that's what led me to this theme
and to be talking about Bram Stoker and Dracula
because I came across some very interesting articles
written by an Irish art historian called Marion McGarry
and Marion McGarry pointed out something quite fucking interesting
about Bram Stoker's mother.
So she lived through an intensely traumatic outbreak of cholera in Sligo.
And she had an experience that she wrote about that just sounds utterly terrifying.
It sounds otherworldly.
she wrote about that just sounds utterly terrifying it sounds otherworldly and it's one that most definitely would have had an incredibly profound and possibly traumatic experience on Bram Stoker
himself when he was a little child at those important years when the depths of your unconscious are formed. So Bram Stoker was born in 1847,
which was the year, that's Black 47, that was the height of the Irish famine. Now Bram
Stoker wouldn't have been at risk of that because he came from a Protestant family and
they had a nice bit of money, so he definitely wouldn't have been at risk of starving from the famine. But Bram Stoker's mother, Charlotte, right?
She lived in Sligo during the cholera epidemic in 1831-32.
And Sligo would have been a small enough town.
But that epidemic killed 1,500 people in a couple of months.
And she witnessed
the worst of it
and even though Bram Stoker's mother
was
a wealthy Protestant
cholera doesn't give a fuck about that
so you're at risk
so when Bram Stoker was a child
he had a mystery
illness, an illness, they didn't know what
this illness was and from the ages
from his birth
until he was seven years of age
Bram Stoker was bedridden
so he didn't get out of bed
until he was seven
and throughout the entirety of that time
his ma used to tell him stories
by the bed
she would tell him
scary ghost stories
folklore
and she would repeatedly kind of tell him
that the traumatic experience she had
living through the 1832 cholera outbreak in Sligo.
Now, Charlotte Stoker also wrote about this.
So Charlotte Stoker wrote,
it's like an eight-page page document which is in Trinity College
it's called experience of the cholera in Ireland 1832 by Charlotte Stoker and I got a copy of this
and it's fucking mad what she saw so she starts by saying it was said to have come from the east.
In China it rose out of the Yellow Sea going inland like a cloud dividing into two which spread north and south.
In those days I dwelt with my parents and brothers in a provincial town in the west of Ireland called Sligo.
It was long before the time of railroads or steamboats.
But gradually the terror grew on us. Time by time we heard of it nearer and nearer it was in France it was in Germany it was in England and with wild affright
we began to say it was in Ireland so Charlotte Stoker would have been one of the few kind of
privileged Protestant families in Sligo with a little bit of money,
seeing cholera now outbreaking in the town
and seeing it ravishing people.
And one of the first things she says about it was,
I vividly remember a poor traveller was taken ill on the roadside
some miles from the town.
And how did those Samaritans tend him?
They dug a pit and with long poles pushed him,
living into it and covered him up alive.
So she's describing there the panic of when the cholera arrives,
that if someone was even struck down with it,
because you have to remember someone dies within 48 hours.
She was witnessing people being buried alive. They weren't even letting people die. They were fucking them into pits
alive. She says one house would be attacked and the next spared. There was no telling who would
go next and when someone said goodbye to a friend he said it as if forever. In a few days the town
became like a city of the dead. The great county
infirmary hospital was turned into a cholera hospital but it was insufficient to meet the
requirements. The nurses died one after another and none could be found to fill their places.
Only one Roman Catholic priest remained. His name was Gillern. He told us that he was obliged to sit day and night on top of the stairs with a
horse whip to prevent those wretches dragging the patients down the stairs by the legs and throwing
them into graves before they were dead so she's describing there like there were so many people
fucking dying that this priest who was obviously just one of these legend fucking priests he stayed to to
guard the people who were dying to prevent people from burying them alive he had a whip he was
whipping people away from the people who were in cholera to stop them being buried alive
then one day charlotte says that her ma went out the back garden right in the middle of this fucking cholera outbreak
and she saw that all the chickens were dead
and they took that as a sign that they need to get the fuck out of Sligo
so Charlotte and her family
remember these were wealthy Protestants
they got onto a horse and cart and a coach
and took what belongings they had
and they went towards Bundor
but on the way
they met like this
mad mob of people
with fucking pitchforks and hatchets
led by a doctor
a physician who'd gone stone
mad and her and her family
were attacked by this fucking mob
led by a doctor and they tried to
bury them alive, they tried to set
them on fire because
the panic and terror of this cholera outbreak.
And people didn't know what it was.
That when they saw Charlotte and her family coming from Sligo.
They were just like you're infected.
You're infected.
You need to die.
You need to be buried alive.
The mob started screaming at them.
Fire to burn the cholera people.
And then a lot of soldiers or police or whatever
the fuck was there at the time came along to protect shard and her family because they were
protestants i'm guessing and they saved them so then the soldiers took her and her family to the
to the barracks but then when they got there everyone in the barracks was terrified of this
family that had just come out of the cholera town so it was voted that they'd be sent back but protected from the crowds that wanted to burn them
they eventually made it to bally shannon where they had a cousin living there and they got shelter
in the cousin's house for like a week or so but then the mad doctor dr shields with his mob
hunted them down because again they don't know what cholera is
they think that these people are like
zombies or impure or whatever the fuck
so John Shields
is arriving there with his mob
trying to burn them again
and they manage to escape
and then eventually
in about a month or so had passed at this point
they made it back to Sligo
where the cholera was gone and she says
we returned to Sligo where we found the streets grass grown and five-eighths of the population
dead and had great reason to thank God who had spared us through such dangerous and trying times
and scenes. Sligo was said to have suffered more than any town in Great Britain from cholera.
So that's what Bram Stoker's ma lived through.
Like that just sounds mad.
A mystery disease, you don't know what it is.
Five eighths of the town is dying around you.
You're being chased by mobs who want to set you on fire because they don't know what it is 5 eighths of the town is dying around you you're being chased by
mobs who want to set you on fire because
they don't know what this disease is
there's priests
whipping people because they're trying to bury
other people alive
and these are the stories that
Bram Stoker heard
when he was a little child up until
the age of 7 this is what his ma was
telling him she was recounting that severe and extreme trauma of that mad situation.
And then you start to look at the story of Dracula.
And you start to look at the story of Dracula through the lens of the horror and terror of that cholera outbreak.
And now it's not just about this transylvanian
count anymore it's about this terrifying thing that impacts everybody that come that goes from
the east to the west so dr Dracula comes from Transylvania in Romania
and makes his way across Western Europe by ship
and he carries with him like rats
and Dracula as well has like a mist.
There's a mist about Dracula
and he finds his way to the shores of London
and anyone that Dracula bites
then becomes a vampire
and bites someone else
and it knows no poverty
it knows no
Dracula doesn't care about class
Dracula's a vampire
he'll just get you
and you don't know who's
just been bitten
or who's going to bite you
and it's the terror
and the unknown
of this deadly force
coming from east to west via ships and arriving on shores and creating this this chaos that just
kills everybody there's a doctor character in the dracula novel who's quite similar to that
doctor in sligo who was hunting people down who
was gone mad and you have the recurring theme throughout the Dracula novel of
coffins with people in the coffins who are alive when you think they're dead
and people being put into coffins when they're not really dead and all of this
uncertainty about if you open the coffin
will you actually find a dead person
or is it a half alive vampire
who's going to get you
and that's I think
the most interesting reading
of Dracula
yes Bram Stoker
is telling the story of
what he thinks are these Transylvanian
legends about vampires and whatever but the story of what he thinks are these Transylvanian legends about vampires and whatever
but the terror of it
the reason it's an effective
and visceral piece of art
he's working out that trauma
his mother was
deeply traumatised by that experience
and she passed that trauma
onto young Bram Stoker
and he's working that terror and anxiety out
through his art.
And that's what Dracula is.
It's about the cholera outbreak.
It's about the uncertainty of it.
And to contextualise it even further,
Bram Stoker would have been hearing these stories
about the Sligo cholera outbreak of 1832
but while he was writing Dracula
in London where he was living
from 1870 onwards
like he was living in London
remember I mentioned earlier that fella
at the start of the podcast
John Snow in Soho
who figured out that that pump in Soho was causing
the cholera outbreaks. And he discovered that in the 1850s. This would have been all throughout
the news. Cholera outbreaks would have been a thing in London while Bram Stoker was living there.
He would have been aware of this. And I think what really gives it away too,
in 1882, Bram Stoker wrote a short story called the invisible giant and the invisible giant is
i think it's about london it's about a big city and there's this huge mist or cloud
hanging over the city and this big mist massive thing in the sky is bringing great
illness and sickness on all the people but the only person that can see this huge illness floating
in the sky this bad air is a little girl and she's the central character of the story called Zaya
and she can see this illness in the air but nobody else can
and the story ends with the little girl
I think revealing to the city that
oh I can see this invisible
giant over the city and
all you have to do for it to go
away is to live a pure life or something
like that but she
she delivers the speech
at the public fountain
and I find that interesting because it would have been in the newspapers at the time when Bram Stoker was writing that story about Jon Snow and the fountain in Soho and how he used this fountain to understand cholera.
But I think that story, The Invisible Giant, which is blatantly about a fucking plague or some type of disease,
that's his ma.
That little girl in that story is his ma as a little girl
and her experiences in Sligo with the cholera.
That's him working through that trauma.
So there you go.
That's this week's rambling hot take.
That's Bram Stoker's Dracula
Dracula that we all know
that hugely influential horror story
that the unconscious roots of it
are actually quite Irish
there's the Irish folklore
and then
the cholera epidemics
Dracula is cholera
that's what Dracula is cholera.
That's what Dracula is.
It's not a count.
It's this, it's terrifying disease.
And interestingly,
what made cholera so terrifying to his ma and so terrifying to him is like,
so in the context of Ireland
in the 1830s, 1840s
and what his Massaw,
you've got this huge famine, killing only the poor, only the Catholics.
So death is all around you anyway.
There's fucking famines and poverty.
But if you're a Protestant, you're going to be alright.
Except when there's cholera, because that doesn't give a fuck whether you're a Protestant or a Catholic.
That's going to wipe you out in Ireland.
So the terror of cholera to the Stoker family
would have been the democracy of it.
It gets everybody.
But then, when they finally figure out what cholera is,
you learn that cholera actually is a rich
and poor disease
and that's why now today
it's not a problem, it's not a problem in the west
it's not a problem in Limerick, it's not a problem
in Ireland and Sligo
it's a problem in Yemen, in Haiti
so there you go
I'll catch you next week
possibly with another hot take
I'm going to sign off now going to take hot take. I'm going to sign off now.
I'm going to take a break and I'm going to come back with my new segment
where I play a song from my never-ending hyper-real musical.
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So welcome back.
So at the end of the podcast now what I do is
so I go on
Twitch once a week. Twitch is a live streaming
site and I've been doing this all through the
pandemic. What I do on
Twitch is
I play a video game
called Red Dead Redemption 2
which is like a digital simulation of the
American Wild West, it's this huge
open map
and while I'm playing this video game
I have musical
equipment with me, right
recording equipment
various instruments and I write and create songs
in the moment depending on the events of this video game while a live audience is watching me
it's hyper real songwriting i'm trying to do a new way to to create music where the music
is created in a digital environment it's not created to reality it's
created to a hyper real digital environment on the spot in the moment taking inspiration from
a hyper real environment the way you'd normally take inspiration from the real world
inspired by the quarantine so an interesting thing happened this week
so I've been making songs on Twitch for like a year and I've been publishing them on the odd
one on YouTube or Instagram or whatever so I wrote a song about a year ago it was one of my first
ever songs that I made in Red Dead Redemption 2 and the song was called Wild Horse You Didn't
Have To Die because what happened in the video game was I'd found a wild horse, I jocked it,
I tried to tame it, I started having a little bit too much fun and then it fell off a cliff and the
horse died and it was actually quite a sad moment in the video game
and for everybody watching so I wrote
a song in that moment about
me accidentally killing the wild horse
while I was trying to tame it
so I put it online or whatever like a year ago
and something bizarre happened
this morning
so one of the voice actors
in Red Dead Redemption So one of the voice actors in Red Dead Redemption 2, one of the real life human
beings who plays and voices a character in the video game Red Dead Redemption 2,
his name is Stephen Jay Palmer. He's an American actor. So it turns out he happens to be a fan of
this podcast and also a fan of my Twitch stream
where I make songs in Red Dead Redemption 2.
And this morning on Twitter,
this American actor had actually come to Limerick
and done like a Blind Boy podcast pilgrimage thing.
And he sent me a video
of him outside Thomann Park in Limerick
taming a wild horse
that he found in Limerick
because in Limerick there's just loads of horses
wandering around everywhere
so I made
I made a hyper real song
in Red Dead Redemption 2
in the digital environment
where I'm taming a wild horse
and then a year later
one of the actual actors
in Red Dead Redemption 2
has come to Limerick
and is now taming a wild horse
outside Thomond Park
as a direct response to my song
and he went to the chicken hut as well
so that's just fucking mad
that's absolutely bizarre
that's a lot for me to take in
but I thoroughly enjoy it
because now
I've made a piece of hyper real art
and then now that's
bled into actual reality
with one of the actors
from Red Dead Redemption 2
I don't even know what to call that
but it's very enjoyable
and it's a lot of fun
and I really appreciated it
so thank you to Steve and Jay Palmer
I hope you had good cracking limerick
God bless
so here's the song
it's called Wild Horse
you didn't have to die
this was created live in the moment
in Red Dead Redemption 2
as a response to the death of a digital horse
bear in mind as well
this is one of the first ever songs I made on Twitch.
So audio and production wise,
it's a little bit rough.
I was learning skills.
I was learning skills.
I hadn't nailed fidelity yet.
One, two, three, four. Wild horse, wild horse
You didn't have to die
You died cause I was singing about you
Singing a song about your life
And then I made you jump over that hill
Wild horse, wild horse, you didn't have to die
Wild horse, you didn't have to die
Wild horse, you didn't have to die
Wild horse, you didn't have to die Wild horse You didn't have to die
Wild horse
You didn't have to die
Wild horse
You didn't have to die
Wild horse
You didn't have to die
Wild horse
You didn't have to die Wild horse Wild Horse City Bye. I'm gonna cleanse the situation
Gonna cleanse my soul
Gonna cleanse my soul and your body with this fire
Gonna cleanse your soul and my body with this little bit of fire
I'm a little man running to the flames
Oh, I'm gonna fight
Gonna fight, gonna fight
Gonna myself, I'm gonna die
I fucking deserve it, I deserve it
Asking children, are you watching?
I am dead, I am dying
Off the head for killing a horse
Cause I sang a song, killing a horse
I sang a song, the poor little wild horse.
Wild horse.
He didn't have to die, but I did.
Wild horse.
And I had to die to set myself afire.
Wild horse.
And I died.
And now I'm back in that new reality.
New universe, new reality.
I'm starting again.
I've got constipation.
I'm on our skin chillers.
We're going down to Amadou.
That was a dark journey, a dark little journey.
Cleansing all of our souls with fire
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