The Blindboy Podcast - Speaking to a professional storyteller about Shakespeare
Episode Date: August 12, 2025Debs Newbold is an award winning theatre maker who reinterprets the works of Shakespeare through storytelling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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Welcome to the Blind by podcast.
If this is your first podcast,
consider going back to an earlier episode
to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast.
There's a phrase called
Luce del Sud.
It means southern light.
It refers to
a very specific
peachy, bluish haze
that's present.
in Renaissance landscapes of the late 1400s and early 1500s.
Landscape paintings that'd be rich in ochres and terracotta hues.
Paintings like The Agony in the Garden by Giovanni Bellini
or Madonna della La Gia by Sandra Botticelli.
A very specifically beautiful fucking Italian type of sunlight, right?
Looks like a peach smoke and a fag.
Looks like if a peach could smoke a fag
and blow the smoke in your face
and then sunlight went through it.
Well, this is what I was thinking.
I was thinking this exact thing
the other day
on my bicycle
as I was cycling at a very moderate pace
through Limerick City
and I went down towards
the Bardshit District
and as I marvelled at the
the wonderful peachy sunlight on the buildings
and thought to myself
this is like fucking Loche del Sud is what
this is like fuck me
and just as I thought that
my fucking my bicycle wheel started to slip
on bird shit
I aquaplained
and I'd say a six meter
layer of bird shit
sliding along waiting for the bike to go sideways
tensing up my muscles
expecting to crack
my head off the ground
and then finally
I slide to the
perimeter
of the barred shit
in the barred shit district
the perimeter of the bird shit
I slide to the end of it
and then my tires
gain traction again
and thank fuck
I did not fall on the ground
I think I made a seagull
like screeching noise
as I did it
but like
as I was sliding
along the barred shit
on my bicycle.
A man in front of me
then turned around
to witness me
aquaplaining on
barred shit on a bicycle.
He turns around
and as he turns his fucking head,
he then slips on barred shit
and lands on his back
and gets bird shit
all up and down his back.
And I deserved it.
I deserved it.
It was as if the barred shit said
calm the fuck down,
you languor.
Don't be comparing limericks.
city to the Mediterranean sunlight of a Renaissance painting. Look at that. Look at that in front
you. That's a man called Noel. And he's wiping starling shit off his shoulders. Look at that.
While your heart is racing because you nearly cracked your skull open. This is Limerick City.
And the bard shit was right. Bardshit taught me a lesson. I'd gotten carried away with myself.
but it was very annoyed
I was pissed off
if you're a regular listener
to this podcast
you'd be familiar
with the deep bird shit
lord of this podcast
you'll know about
the bird shit district
which is a street
in Limerick City
cut Bedford Raw
where
about three months a year
in the summer
the starlings roast
in the trees
and then
they shit so much
that the whole city
smells like bird shit
and you can literally
slip when you walk because there's a one inch layer of bird shit at all times and I was really
annoyed I was annoyed because because I nearly come off my fucking bike I nearly come off my bicycle
because of bird shit so I I tagged the Limerick City Council on Instagram and said look
I nearly come off my bike because of barred shit and when a man turned around to watch me coming
off my bike because of barred shit he then slipped in barred shit it was a little bit of barred shit
It was about 9.30 a.m.
Lots of people were out walking.
The council do, they bring out the washers
and they wash down the bird shit
every day, every second day.
But to be honest, they don't start to like
maybe half ten, eleven.
Sometimes I see them there at lunchtime.
It's not working.
You need to do it like they do in Spain.
Get out at three or four in the morning.
We all know when the starlings shit.
Not surprised.
and everybody, they've got a strict routine.
Strict routine, it's a marmoration.
Consult with an ornithologist.
I can tell you.
Just as the sun goes down, you can listen.
They do so much bird shit
that you can hear the slaps of a thousand shits from two streets over.
Wait until the luce del sud.
Wait until the evening sunlight takes on the peachy appearance
of a Renaissance painting.
When that happens, the starlings will shit.
And then when it gets dark, they stop shitting, okay?
They stop shitting.
So wash the street at maybe three in the morning, four in the morning.
Six in the morning would do it.
Six in the morning would do it too.
So anyway, the local newspaper got on to me wanting to me to write an article about the bird shit situation in Limerick.
And you know my rule with local newspapers.
If I get nominated for an award or something,
or if my books are selling well
this is the type of information I want in the local newspaper
because then my ma can show it to our neighbours
okay and that's why I like being in the local newspaper
but now
I think I'm going to write an article about the bird shit problem
in the local newspaper I think that's where I'm at
they're giving me space
to write out my entire bardship manifesto
my entire bard shit thesis
I'm not going to get into the Seagull thesis
but you know about my
my bard shit thesis
where I can trace
barred shit to the reason that
there's 8 billion people in the world today
and I'm being given a platform
in the local newspaper to do that
and I might just have to lean into it
I might just have to lean into
I'm the middle-aged man
who's complaining about hazardous
barred shit in a pedestrianised street
I'm not going to give him a photograph of me
sternly pointing at the
bird shit. But if they're willing
to platform my bird shit thesis
then I'm going to take that
opportunity and then
unfortunately my ma's
going to have to deal with that because
the neighbours then will be calling
to my ma's house and it's not
oh I saw your son's getting an award
it's oh your son's a lunatic
ah I know your son
yeah he's the fellow who wears a plastic bag in his head
and has very strong opinions about
the Limerick City Council's attitude towards
bird shit cleaning. So fuck it,
I'm just going to get balls deep into that.
It's quite alarming news
coming in now from Limerick City about the
bird shit situation. We have, on the
air, we've got Blind Boy Boat Club
here to talk to us about the bird shit
situation. Blind boy,
are you okay? Yeah,
I nearly came off my
bicycle. I nearly come off
my bicycle. It was very difficult.
Blind boy, I have with us on the
air, Limerick City Councilor
Ignatius Funukin. Ignatius.
Are Limerick City Council taking this seriously enough?
Appropriate response, appropriate response to the situation with the bird dropping.
We have steam cleaners, power washing, 100 degree water, but morning, noon and night.
We are washing and addressing the bird.
Just getting back to Blindby now.
Blindby, do you agree with the councillor's position?
Are the bird droppings being cleaned appropriately as the councillor has suggested?
They're not cleaning the bird shit.
The machines are merely...
They're distributing the bird ship more evenly across the pavement.
And it doesn't solve the problem.
I've...
I've seen...
I've seen...
I've been in Spain.
I've watched how they power wash streets in Spain.
In Spain, you're talking about what's going on in Spain.
I'm speaking.
Excuse me.
There is a phenomenon known as Luce.
Adele Sudd, excuse me, in the southern Mediterranean, you can see it represented in Renaissance paintings, in particular, in particular, the work of...
Giovanni Bellini, that there, that's like a nightmare, that's like a fucking nightmare that I would have, that, that particular discourse on the radio, that's the type of shit that,
I have dreams about things like that happening
not getting dragged into that shit
ending up on the radio arguing with a fucking counsellor about bird shit
and I need to make sure I don't get dragged into that
but I couldn't resist doing a little bit of a fantasy role play
a fantasy role play now that I have my beautiful PA here
and that at any moment I can give you a sound as buttery
as buttery as 2 FM
you fucking cunt
It's my new studio lads
Beautiful gorgeous new studio
No echo post man
Absolutely amazing studio
And my new PA
That I'm very grateful to have
I love this sound
Like this week I've got a fucking live podcast for you
A couple of months back
I gigged in York
Absolutely wonderful York
Unfortunately I didn't get to visit
the Viking Museum there
because I just didn't have enough time in York
but I can't wait to come back to York
to spend a bit of time
how do I describe York
it's like Cambridge
if they sold it in TK Max
and I mean that as a compliment
but I spoke to a magnificent guest
in York
called Deb's Newbold
and Debs is
She's a storyteller
So she's a traditional storyteller
A theatre maker, a director
Multi-Award winning
And she spent years
Working with Shakespeare's Globe Theatre
Reinterpreting the work
Of Shakespeare through storytelling
So we had a chat about storytelling
About art
We had a chat about fucking everything
because I learned loads about Shakespeare, lots about Shakespeare, in particular that Shakespeare
was influenced by oral storytelling, I did not know that.
What I'm looking for for guests on this podcast, I want to speak to anybody who is
legitimately and genuinely passionate about what they do.
If they're passionate about what they do and they can communicate that passion to a person
who's un-initiated, then that's who I want to speak to.
And Debs Newbold was amazing.
She was recommended to me by Claire Murphy, another astounding storyteller.
And I'll definitely be having Debs back on the podcast.
But here we go.
Here's the chat that we had in York.
Also, her website is Debs Newbold plays.com.
And also she is Debs Newbold plays on Instagram.
and hopefully
when I post this podcast
on my Instagram
Blind by Bow Club
hopefully I'll fucking remember
to tag her
and you can give her a follow
You were recommended to me
by Claire Murphy, the storyteller
Oh good old Claire
who I had on this podcast
in Bristol the last time
and we had a wonderful time
and I said to Claire
if you can recommend any fucking storytellers
please do
and you were first on the list
What is it that you do?
I often ask myself that same question actually
What do I do?
I communicate with people basically
I communicate stories to people
And I do it sometimes just with me
And my body and some words on a stage
No set, no props, no costume
Sometimes I do it with groups of actors
If there's money and musicians
Sometimes I might do it with one or two actors
But essentially
I quite like stories that are all about
trying to create a sense of compassion and understanding
and what I mean by that is
I'm drawn to stories where characters in them
are quite hard to understand
and their motives and their actions are sometimes reprehensible.
Challenge people and in order to be present here
you have to have a bit of empathy for this despicable person?
Kind of, yeah.
I guess what I think probably is that I'm trying to find
in myself empathy for them
And then when I perform, it's something to do with.
Because I don't know how much we want to get into
the different types of performance that you can do.
But I'm quite interested in performance
that doesn't cost loads of you emotionally
because I feel like that sometimes gets in the way
of everybody else investing emotionally.
So I'll find the empathy that I have for that character.
That will drive my interest in trying to form a story around them.
But then when I perform,
I try and perform with sympathy.
rather than empathy, a little bit of a remove,
which is why storytelling is ace.
Because, you know, you've got direct address that you can go to.
You know, you can step out of a character.
In fact, most of the time, if I'm storytelling,
I'll be me more than I'll be the character.
I'll only step in for a few seconds, right?
But what I want to do is try and leave a space
for the audience to have the empathy.
So I'm not trying to have an emotional effect on you as an audience member.
I'm trying to let the story do its job
do you know what I mean
I don't want to transfer my emotion into you
does that make sense
and you've been working with
Shakespeare's Globe
for a good while
and you're
this is the bit I'm trying to understand right
and what I like about is I haven't a fucking clue
what this looks like because I haven't seen it
you're using storytelling
to interpret the works of Shakespeare
yeah like what's that
yeah well so
I worked with the globe for about 17 years on and off
and I did loads of work in the education department
and in that time I got to know the stage really well
I've performed a couple of, you know, I performed on it a few times as well
got to know the stage, got to know this bizarre theatre space
that we don't use anymore but that used to exist
400 years ago. An outdoor round building
have you been there? I actually gigged
I gigged there in about 24th thing. Go away.
Um, just some, whoever was theatre director, his name was Dominic.
Dominic Drumgoor was, yeah.
Yeah, so we were doing rubber bandit stuff, which was, I suppose, a bit like kneecap, but 10 years ago.
Oh, yeah, remember you.
And we were in Soho theatre and the director of the globe came along and said, that's mad, let's put it in the globe.
So they put us in the Sam Wanamaker.
It was great because I was, I brought out like six of my friends and we were all, they were all dressed as the IRA and we had fucking AK-40.
Sevens and everything. It's like Shakespeare's Globe.
But you know what the biggest problem was?
There's candles.
There's no lights.
Yeah.
So I'm there trying to sing up the ra
with giant candelabras above my head
and all the beeswax was melting
and actually melt in my bag
and threatened to reveal my face on stage.
So I hadn't planned for that.
So I do know the space.
But a lot of it was just
the people who have seasoned tickets for Shakespeare's Globe.
Yeah.
And they were like, oh, people were ready to...
Because they were like, what the fuck is this?
Because it was full tricolor AK-47 and up there are.
Like, they didn't know what to do, you know.
But some of them loved it.
Shakespeare, I love that, the subversion of it.
That's the thing.
That's why Dominic book does.
Because he said, what you're doing reminds me of what Shakespeare initially tried to do.
And that's the thing.
That's what I want to speak to you about.
I always thought that Shakespeare was mad, posh, inaccessible.
And then after that gig, I went doing my research.
And it was like, no, when Shakespeare first came out, it was like NWA.
Yeah.
I mean, can you tell us a bit about that?
Well, he was, I mean, he wasn't like from a working class background.
He was middle class, I suppose.
But his dad, I think, lost a lot of money, lost his fortune, fell on hard times and lost a lot of his reputation.
but Shakespeare did get an education
which is one of the...
I mean, the thing is Blind Boy,
this is if Shakespeare wrote the Blumming Plays,
do you know what I mean?
I like the idea that he did
because he's from Stratford,
up the road from me,
do you know what I'm invested in it
but if it was him
he came out, you know,
he got a family to support
back in Stratford.
He was an actor first
but he decided to come together
with 11 other fellas
put their own money together
to open their own playhouse.
You know, theatre was only just starting
to become a big thing again in London at that time.
You had the city fathers
censoring what you were doing. So you had to try
and be dead canny if there was stuff you wanted to
say about the way the world was.
You had to get past the censor, you know.
But the original globe, it's
got no roofs of the daylight, lights it
so you play at 2pm.
You can't afford to light it at night.
So when do you rehearse? You rehearse in the morning.
You're rehearsing a play in probably
about four or five hours. You know,
that's mad. Because you're not doing the same
play the next night. You're doing it. Afternoon, you're doing
another play that afternoon. So
they're working like you wouldn't
believe and the conditions that they were
working in were
they were just incredible in terms of
making you alive, ready
you know, ready to go.
I want to ask some
questions which may be complete
myths about Shakespeare and see what you
think of them, right? So one
thing I heard was
what made Shakespeare
so revolutionary was
to simply use the English
language that posh people back then mostly spoke French because the the Norman thing a few
hundred years ago and that even using the English language would have been considered the language
of the poor, the language of criminals, the language of the underclass. So that by itself was
revolutionary. Is there truth in that? I suspect there's a bit of truth in it because I think the
court language was French at the time, wasn't it? That was the courtly language and most people
of higher classes
had several languages
and they could kind of
pick and choose.
The other thing as well
is if you think of food
right
and when it comes to
England and class
and food
in the Normans
and the Anglo-Saxons
it's
Norman on the plate
and Anglo-Saxon in the field
so poultry is
Poulet
that's French
because you eat it
but then it's a chicken
in the field
and that's Anglo-Saxon
that's who's raising it
and then
beef buff
that's French
but then cow in the field
so that's
Anglo-Saxon
So there's the class division
between English and French
So Shakespeare was what
Like late 1500s?
Yeah, start in 1590s
Right up to 161616
So 1066
They're Normans, they're French
So French was the language of the court
For a couple of hundred years
And English would have been really
Looked down upon
Yeah
There were no English dictionaries
When he was writing
And he also had the audacity
To just make up words
Fair fucking play at him
for that. Good in it? Yeah, I know. He was the first person
to make use friend as a verb, and unfriend actually. So very
modern. Yeah, he would turn nouns into verbs.
When we say made up, right, did he make them up or
was this the lang? Were these words just hopping around people's mouths
on the streets and no one was writing them down? Was he the first
to write these words down? Yeah, that could be. That's a bloody good question. And I don't know
the answer if I'm honest. But the estimate
is that he introduced
1,700
roughly English words into the language
at least into the written language
and you're right because we only have these plays
because well in the first instance
some of them were sold as quarters
at the time of... What's that? It's like
a large bit of paper
that you have to fold in quarters
in order to make a little booklet. So when they were
down on the coffers you know
maybe when they hadn't had enough people coming in they needed to make
a bit of money they'd sell
copies of the play in a quarter
which meant that other rival companies could do the plays
because you kept your plays.
Do you know what I mean?
You didn't want other people to do them.
There were your calling card.
But if you needed the brass, you'd flog them.
So about 19 of them were released during Shakespeare's lifetime.
I think I've got that number right in quarto form.
But then things like Macbeth and Twelf's Night,
they didn't release those in Shakespeare's life
and they only got written down in 1623 after Shakespeare was dead.
So so much of what we know about the, well,
so much of what Shakespeare gave.
wouldn't have existed without the Cortos first
and then without these two guys
John Heminges, Henry Condell
they sat down and they dictated
what they remembered. So yeah
so I mean we don't know
exactly which bits he totally
made up which bits he was just getting from the street
but he
had a huge effect on spoken
early modern English massive
this was a time when the great vowel shift was going on as well
the great what the great vowel shift
fuck is this oh no you're going to ask me that
I can't really
Look I'm going to tell it
I can't really explain what it is
I just know it's a really massive
fucking thing that happened to the way
that English was pronounced and spoken
back in the day
you'll have to get someone on for that
and I'll listen to the podcast
Another thing I heard about Shakespeare
is
so
the theatre was
outside the city walls
It was
Eventually Shakespeare
started becoming hip
with rich people
like
I don't know
like fucking hipsters
listening to Grime
do you know what I mean
and
they started going
oh did you hear
about this theatre
that's outside the city walls
and he's doing
he's doing plays in English
this is real cool stuff
and then rich people
all of a sudden
start going out
going to his theatre
and this is where we get
the phrase slumming it from
is it?
I don't know
this is what I heard
go on
that's what I heard
and now I'm going to
going to, this is the other thing I heard, right?
Now, this could be fucking harsh shit, but it's entertaining
harsh shit.
So,
if you look at
the Sopranos, the
wire, the writing and
drama that we consider to be fucking amazing,
right?
Apparently, you can trace the way that's
written to
how Shakespeare's theatre was physically
built. Now, what I mean by that is,
if you
look at the, we all know the Sopranos, yeah?
So in the Sopranos, if you have a bit that's a little bit boring,
what I mean is just straight dialogue, a bit of politics that needs to get done.
Yeah, a bit of exposition.
Exposition.
Yeah.
It tends to happen in the strict club.
Or if they have another bit that's a bit boring, just dialogue,
straight after someone is shot.
So you have this sense of sex or violence immediately follows something
that's a little bit high bro.
and you see this in the wire
you see it in the Sopranos
well I heard
you can trace that
to how Shakespeare's theatre
was built
and again this could be
fucking harsh shit
you've got the pit
which is the people who are poor
yeah they pay a penny
the penny stinkers
as they were called
and then you have
around here
the people who can afford a seat
and I heard that
this created issues
with the plays
because you have the people in the pit
who aren't as well-read
and don't receive an education
compared to the people over here
who do have an education.
So whenever Shakespeare would show
a bit with a lot of exposition,
it was immediately followed by romance
or a sword fight
to keep the people in the pit happy.
To keep these ones happy.
And it was that continual tension
of, oh, this theatre here,
for the first time,
we've a class thing going on here.
People lucky enough to get an education,
people who don't.
And that was the shape of the theatre
it then influenced how people write in the 20th and 21st century.
That's mad, in it.
I mean, it's a lovely story, isn't it?
It's, I mean, it sounds pretty plausible to me.
You think, well, you worked in the Shakespeare theatre for 20 years, so if you're agreeing
with it.
I'm still no, I'm still a student of it, really.
But it does make sense.
And also, to do with, like, the fact that they had to keep it moving dead fast as well.
Love Shakespeare is really long, in it.
What do you mean by that, they had to keep it?
You know, you read the prologue of Romeo and Juliet, right?
It says the two hours traffic of our stage.
How many people have been to Romeo and Juliet these days that last two hours?
Normally it's a bit longer.
Back in the day, they used to just make it really snappy.
People would be entering on one side of the stage as they'd be exiting on the other.
You'd have this sort of almost overlap of two scenes,
which could sometimes be really good, like drama-wise,
when people are not supposed to overhear stuff, you know what I mean?
But it was also just to keep it fast because you had 3,000 people to keep happy,
a thousand or more of them were the penny stinkers down in the yard
and even in the writing of the soliloquies and things this is the thing right
so soliloquies which are the speeches that are done when a character's on their own
on the stage they're not talking to themselves and I think a lot of the
who are you talking to they're talking to this lot so breaking the fourth wall
there's no frigging fourth wall there's no pardon my french there's no fourth wall
Blind boy, there's no fourth wall
There isn't because if you're in
a theatre that has no roof right
It's got pigeons, you know, crapping
on the thatch at the top
The daylight is flooding the place
You've got over a thousand people in the yard
There had to have been heckling
There would definitely have been heckling
Of course they would
Because you need to learn how to go to the theatre
Exactly
But maybe you're in the theatre
Was about heckling
Maybe if we can all see each other
We can't pretend we're in Elsinor
Or Verona
we have to know that we're here
we have to look at each other and go
we are here
this story is happening right here
right now so if I'm
trying to think about whether I should
kill myself or not
I hesitate to say that because it's quite a heavy thing to say
but if I'm Hamlet and I'm saying
to be or not to be that is the question
I'm not saying it to myself
in a late 20th century
psychological realism kind of way
I'm saying, right, to be or not to be.
That's the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them to die, to sleep.
You know what I mean?
I'm asking them, what should I do?
What am I supposed to do?
You know, this supernatural soliciting cannot be ill, cannot be good, says Macbeth.
Do I believe these witches or not?
Come on, what do you think?
I mean, that's, for me, that's what really got me,
Blind Boy, with the daylight playing conditions,
the fact that you could talk to,
you could decide whether to ask the people in the yard
or the people up in the gods,
or there were people in the Lord's rooms above the stage
because he paid more money to be seen.
So you'd actually pay the most money to sit up there.
Oh, wow, like the box.
Yeah, but the box would be behind us at the top there.
And it's even in...
Are you fucking serious?
they'd be, oh, the bloody pricks.
Dude, they'd be out there and there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they'd put their best clothes on, you know.
That is just ridiculous.
I didn't know that.
Let people enjoy the show.
They don't be looking at the king's shirt.
I know.
But what's great is you've then got this,
like you said this hierarchy that's visible
and you can choose who to talk to.
And so if you have a little aside
that is maybe underhand,
maybe Richard III,
sent some of his asides to just two or three people down there.
Between you and me.
I'm going to do this thing. Watch this. It's going to be brilliant. And then, you know,
you know, the King Edward comes on and he does the thing. It sounds, that sounds very stand-upy.
Like that's, when you spoke about that there where you might have had a few people there,
that's Stuart Lee. Yeah, yeah. Like Stuart Lee, when he does crowd work, he will, it's a very
interesting thing and he does it specifically. He divides the audience. Stuart Lee will go,
but ye up there know that, but he don't know that. And what it does is it creates attention there
and then stops hector not here
I just realised too
so you know I opened the show
with like talking about condoms and stuff
yeah
I just I've been doing that for a long time
but I do start the show
quite coarse and like
that was a pretty coarse story there about
the arseholes and stuff
there is actually
a method behind it but I haven't
I've only realised that now having this conversation
with you is so my
biggest fear is
that rubber bandits fans show up to my podcasts.
Seriously.
Now, it's been happening less and less, thank fuck.
They just want to check you got a horse outside.
That.
There's no one here because if you just,
but if you'd have said that and there was,
you'd have gotten out,
and then it's like, oh, we're in trouble, we're in trouble.
But I'm dead fucking serious.
The audience that I had 10 years ago
was so wildly different.
and they would get fucking drunk
and throw things like it was a whole
and that was fine then
because that energy was matched on stage
but when I started doing this podcast
it was really difficult
because you had
80% of the people like
I'm here for the podcast hug
and then this 20% going
when's he going to sing about the horse
and it's like that's not happening
so sometimes
I start off a little bit vulgar
to find out
if any of them are out there.
It's a diagnostic, yeah.
It is.
And if I, if I, like,
you were given a nice kind of,
a polite chuckle, you know?
Oh, he's talking about condoms, yeah, yeah.
Whereas if it was a horse outside person,
they'd be like, fucking condoms, yeah!
And then I'd know, and then I'd go, oh, shit, okay.
So I'd be then thinking about how to moderate the gig
from then on, because those people can ruin a podcast very quickly.
But that's actually not.
far off the Shakespeare thing. It's that sense of
it's not necessary. It's this is what
you have to do sometimes with a crowd.
Yeah. It's like the comedian who
like you know Joanne McNally
yeah. My therapist ghosted me. You know that podcast?
Yeah. So Joanne like she has been doing stand-up for
fucking years and she's a brilliant stand-up and she's
very well crafted at it. And
she was doing it with moderate success. And then
All of a sudden she has this podcast that goes huge, massive, massive, too big.
And then she has this crowd showing up.
And she can't really do her stand-up anymore because people are literally pissed in the audience.
But she then, because she has years of experience, then changes the show to accommodate that.
And everyone has to do that to an extent.
Yeah.
When I do, when I storytell Shakespeare, so I'm doing it on my own.
Yeah, that's the, you're playing like 20 characters?
Yeah, but I'm mainly playing me though.
I come on as me.
It's kind of like theatrical stand-up in a way.
Are you going like, and then King Lear said this and then...
Well, sort of.
I mean, what I'll do first is I'll get them to speak Shakespeare.
So there'll be a bit of chat and I'll ask them to create the storm with me.
Because there's some great text.
The great thing about Shakespeare is that the text is like, do you ever get, like, you're a writer and you're an artist.
So do you ever get like a cynicismic response to words?
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of honourable player in there, isn't there?
Absolutely.
So I'll get them to.
to speak some of the storm text with me
and we'll mess about with it
and we'll have a laugh with it.
So that's diagnostic
and that's also going, look, I'm going to be with you mostly.
I'm not going to disappear into character
because I think if I do that,
it's a bit eggy and people,
there's no space for people.
So mainly I'll be talking, yeah, I'll be talking about,
well what I'll do is either
I'll do one of three things.
I'll either report what happens.
So I'll say something like, I don't know,
Leah walked up the three stone steps
onto the wooden podium and he surveyed the audience
right or
I'll
I'll embody him
so I will be I will look
you know so I might say
I don't know
Leah had his arms open
had thrown up to the storm
as though he were commanding it and then I'll go
blow winds and crack your cheeks
rage blow
but only for a short while because it will really
frighten them if I stay in character for too long
or I'll do a thing that I call
advocating, which is where you stay in your own, you stay in the character's body, but you kind of
lean out and talk to them. So you might have Leah standing, looking, you know, furious. Because
he hadn't had much sleep, actually. And also, he was a bit old, so he was losing his hearing.
And so it's really frustrating because he couldn't really hear what his daughters are saying,
and you kind of go back. So you've got all, you've got those three things to play with. And then
you've got just chatting to the audience as well. It sounds a bit like, like if
someone forced you to do Shakespeare at a house party.
Is that the vibe where it's like, fuck it, I've got nothing but a fireplace and some people
staring at me. What can I do here? Pretty much, yeah. That is pretty much is. That sounds incredible.
I mean, I've had some amazing experiences doing it and it's and it's informed my other
storytelling practice where I make up my own stories or I use folklore. It's informed my work as an
actor, as a director, as a maker. Everything about that breaking down of the fourth war,
declaring that we're together
it opens up so many possibilities
and that thing of being present
blind boy that thing of like
I am talking to you actually
I'm going to be here
and it means also
because there's no script
I don't write it out and learn it
it means that if I've got an audience
that you can feel a really up for the
really dramatic stuff
you can stay in character a bit longer
and if it's not that kind of audience
or if you're in a festival where there's a lot of stuff
going on you can be
sit back on it a bit more
so you can
you have to let the space play you
because you can rehearse a show
but really two things are missing
one is the audience
and the other is the space
and the space and the audience
play you I think
that's what I try to get at
so that it isn't
never feels imposed on anybody
it's an offer
really
that sounds unreal
I'm going to let these lovely people of York
have a pint and a piss
and then we're going to come back out
in about 10 minutes
to continue to chat
Dog bless
I do enjoy it
when we get a bit of a natural
a natural break there in the podcast
Let's have an ocarina pause
before I go back to my chat with
with Debs
Debs Newbold
You don't want to miss the second half
Because Debs tells some
Very riveting stories
Wonderful storyteller
Let's do an ocarina pause
I don't have a fucking ocarina
Because I'm in my brand new studio
I didn't bring any ocarinas in
We'll get around to the ocarina eventually
for this week for a pause
I don't have anything really
anything loud of nothing to bang off my head
this is quite a bare studio
other than for recording equipment
it's certainly very hot
my body is being accosted
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I've got a window open there now
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Tuesday the 23rd of September
Vicker Street
Dublin there's very few tickets left for that gig
wonderful relax
This is a Tuesday night gig.
If you're thinking,
I'm not going to a gig on a Tuesday night,
this isn't like that.
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This is like going to the cinema.
You can go to one of my Tuesday night gigs in Vickers Street.
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you can go to that gig,
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Right
Come along to that
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More intimate gigs
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The people of Sligo
Now back to my chat with the wonderful Debs Newbold
I know this week's podcast is very long
but it's a podcast
You don't have to listen to it all in one go
What I do
I love long podcasts
I love a nice long podcast
Because what I do is I
I listen to it in bits throughout the week
Rather than go the whole shebang
Alright
Here's the second half of my chat with Deb's Newbold
In York
What's the crack did you all have a wonderful pint and a piss
what is the
what is the local piss in York
what's the local point of piss
Sam Smith
you don't have one lagger
you can all agree upon no
that is astounding lads
that's amazing
I'm very it's I always ask that wherever I go
like I mean it's a strange thing
some places you go somewhere
and it's agreed upon
this is the one local
like if you go to Ireland
it's just Guinness
as simple as that
you know what I mean
that's mad
and do you have
those Sam Smith's pubs around here
yeah
those are the really really strange ones
where they bring the drink on horses
and you can get kicked out
if you speak about a television
um
does anyone go there for fun no
really have you ever been in one
oh yeah I've been in one or two
tell me about that
What the fuck is this?
I only learned about it a month ago.
I was like, well, what the...
They usually buy a nice building, don't they?
And then they make it look not that nice inside.
They don't want...
They don't want customers, is it?
They don't want...
How are they open?
There's no jute box.
There's no dartboard.
Have you seen a dartboard in a...
Oh, have you seen a dark?
Oh, okay.
No technology.
No.
And is the horses thing through?
Do they bring the kegs and dray horses?
only in tadcaster okay
I mean
is it religious
is it Calvinist
it sounds a little bit like
yeah
it's a little cultish in it
I mean
fair play to him as well
because
yeah no offence
Sam Smith's obviously
but what I was
no fuck I'm
I don't give a shit
I'm going back in an airplane
a few days
but like
but the other thing
is because
this is what I was reading
because they stuck to that so much
there'd be no craft
beer without them. Because when
the American craft beer movement started
in the 70s, they were able
to go through the beers that Sam Smith was making
and going, oh, we'll just do this.
And Sam Smiths were just like, no, we're just
sticking with this thing and we've got horses, fuck off.
Something I was thinking about backstage,
before we took a break, right,
and you were explaining the process of how
you're taking Shakespeare.
And I don't want to say
breaking the rules a bit, but the
fluidity of what you're doing. Change
it the whole time responding
to the crowd
it's very Irish
it is
that's how you tell a story in Ireland
like when I had Claire on and we were speaking about
storytelling with Irish
oral storytelling
there's no rules
as soon as you decide
this is the story and this is how it should
be told then stop
it's you tell the story
how you want to tell it
change it, it can be different every time
two people will tell the same story different
there is complete and utter fluidity
and it's all about the moment and what feels right
it's like jazz music
it's like jazz music as opposed to classical
it's this is about a vibe
this is about improvisation don't be bringing rules in here
is there like
you're Irish in a bit
aren't you? Yeah half of me
do you think some of it comes from that
like what type of Irish and did you grow up with
Did you go up on any stories or anything like that?
Yeah, no traditional stories though, just really, really bloody good storytellers.
But that's the thing, it's not, it's not a traditional thing.
It can literally just be a drunk uncle who's going to be it.
But it's not even, when we say Irish storytelling, the example I have us give,
there's a beautiful video online, and the video, it's on YouTube,
and it's called English people giving directions versus Irish people giving directions.
You know it.
I've experienced it as well.
Yeah.
It's true, isn't it?
So that's, like, that's the storytelling you grew up with in Ireland.
You don't have an uncle who's handy at telling stories.
You have an uncle who you ask him how to get to the shop
and you've just found out about his nephew.
You know what I mean?
Or he'll tell you, you know, a really elaborate and interesting sounding way.
It takes about five minutes.
And then he'll say, but I wouldn't go that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the fact that the video is, it's English people on the street.
How do I get to the bank?
straight that way then take a left
there's the bank and then they just meet
this Irish farmer
and it's like how do I get to the market
and your man goes
well Timie Riley's house is up there
but if you go there you've gone too far
do you know what I mean
and it's amazing
this is that how she talks
yeah she did
if you go there you've gone too far
in a car she'd go instead of left or right
she'd go Valerie that leg
that leg and she'd hit my mum's leg
she wouldn't be able to say left her right
I remember telling me one, like, a story about walking home from the poolway shopping centre
and a heartbreaking because she saw a one-legged pigeon hopping.
And so she spent a lot of time looking for a lolly stick to make a little crutch for it.
The thing is, I don't think she was making it up to amuse me.
I think that my nan did look for a lolly stick to help this little pigeon.
Where was your man from in Ireland?
Cassaray, Ross Common.
Fuck off!
We got one person.
Got one person.
That's where...
That's interesting.
That's the home of Ireland.
Polish poultry.
Yeah.
So she's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And then Grandad was from Wexford.
Well, Ballind Dinus just outside Wexford town.
Oh, another one.
Are they both here?
Nan and Grandad?
Blimey.
How'd you manage that?
And there's the Brummy in you as well.
What was it like grown up in Birmingham?
Oh, well, we're talking backstage about canals.
You couldn't go on it.
It was different when I grew up.
It's a lot nicer now.
Although it's got its troubles, hasn't it?
Its councillor has gone bankrupt and there's been the bin strike and everything.
Have you heard about that?
There's been a strike among the refuse collectors just because of overpaid a pay dispute.
And so, yeah, it's been quite tough in Brum lately.
But when I was growing up, I lived in a place called Stetchford near an Alcan aluminium factory.
And you'd sometimes get told you had to close your doors and your windows and stuff
because, you know, there was a spillage from the factory or whatever.
And so I do remember this smell, but I also grew up, it's East Birmingham.
And so you're right on the edge of what used to be the old forest of Arden.
So I was in the suburbs and in a council house.
And so the back garden was massive.
It had loads of trees.
There was a wrecked ground nearby.
There was an old disused bit of railway behind the Iron Horse pub where we go Blackberry in.
And so it was a real mix of kind of that suburban edgeland wildness that I didn't know was a wild at the time.
It was just where you could go and play.
And then this kind of like suburban street.
And I think Brummies are quite, you know, obviously there's a lot of huge Irish population in Birmingham.
But Brummies are quite voluble as well.
And we love a chat and we love to tell stories.
And the accent sort of trips along.
I love the accent.
Oh, I love you for saying that.
Not everybody says that.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
It's wonderful.
You sound like bubble gum.
What I adore.
What I adore about Barmanham
and what fascinates me about Barmanham,
the heavy metal.
I, like, I fucking love Black Sabbath.
Yes!
And I love Judas Priest.
I knew you may get on.
This is what I love.
This is what fascinates me about Black Sabbath in particular
because if you credit anyone would inventing heavy metal,
you'd go with Black Sabbath, right?
Yeah.
The thing with Black Sabbath is,
so when they started off,
they were just
they were like a shit
Led Zeppelin
they weren't
they weren't as technically
good as Led Zeppelin
you know
and they were doing this thing
and I met a fella
a meta fella who'd been
to early Black Sabbath gigs
like you're talking 150 people
and the question I asked him was
what did you call it
because heavy metal didn't exist
I said what did you call it
and he just said
it was shit prog rock
it was shit prog rock
that was it
but what fascinates me
about Black Sabbath is
they grew up
Ozzie and Tony Iommi grew up
after Birmingham had been
bombed right so it's post-World War II
and they literally grew up with
there are bombs somewhere
and we don't know where they are
and they might go off at any point
so their childhood was
disused like fucking places blown to bits
growing up in rubble
sirens going off because they've just found
a Nazi bomb from 10 years ago here
and the terror of that, right?
And then they developed this sound.
Now, the other thing I love about Black Sabbath sound,
Tony Iommi, the guitar player,
he was working in a sheet metal plant.
Yeah.
And he chopped off the top of his fingers.
And obviously, that's not great
if you're a guitar player to lose the top of your fingers.
Quite tricky.
But they didn't want to get rid of him.
So he replaced the top of his fingers
with a bit of a washing up liquid bottle.
But what that did was,
the only way for Tony Iommi to play the guitar,
he had to tune everything down
so the strings became soft and wobbly
and then he could only play bar cards
and basically invented that doomy dark sound
of heavy metal guitar because he chopped his fingers off
in a factory. But then
when Sabbath with this strange new dark sound
that no one knows what to call it
when they started to go to America
their first audience
and they could never explain it
were traumatised
Vietnam veterans
As you
yeah they'd be playing
they're like
from fucking
Birmingham
all of a sudden
they're in America
and they're in
these clubs
and the audience
are they said
it was Vietnam Vets
and then their friend
is in front
in a wheelchair
something about
the trauma of war
something about
the trauma of growing up
in Birmingham
with unexploded bombs
found its way
into the sound
of their music
and worked
as an auditory
healing for lads who just
had their legs blown off in Vietnam.
The power of that.
Oh my God.
That's real fucking art.
And it might sound
fucking silly, but
the space that you're in
can shape sound and the impact
that it has. Like one of my favourite
examples is, is
if you think of
Gregorian chant, right?
So monks used to sing in
monasteries and the monastery
is just at one large chamber, a
like this. And when they'd sing, it would all kind of be around the same level. And they'd go
up and down, but they're all singing kind of the same thing. Then when Notre Dame Cathedral
is built, the same monks are brought in and they're singing in Notre Dame. And what starts to happen
over about 50 years, they begin to harmonise in accordance with the mathematics of how
Notre Dame Cathedral is built. Because sound is
symmetrical vibrations of air.
So just the way the air is bouncing around the building,
they start harmonising in accordance with those mathematics.
And then you end up with a totally new style of singing.
As mad as it sounds.
And another example then is there's this band called Caius.
You don't know Caius, no?
Late 80s, Josh Hamm was in him.
He was in Queens of the Stone Age.
But Caius invented a type of heavy metal called Stoner Metal.
So it's a slower, sludgyer type of metal, almost nirvana-ish, but it's slower.
But how they ended up with this music was they grew up in the Palm Springs Desert of California.
And Palm Springs is nothing.
It's just flat rock and then mountains in the distance.
And when Josh Ham and his mates were born and they were like 16 and they wanted to start a band,
it was so hot
they would practice outside the garage
and they wanted to play
Black Sabbath and they wanted to play Zeppelin
but they couldn't
because the land was so hard
and flat that if you made a loud
noise with an amplifier or a drum kit
the fucking echo from the mountains
was so loud that it would put you out of time
so they slowed down Zeppelin and Sabbath
to match the echo of the mountain
and then came up with this
stone or sludge
metal, which I love
because that's like
1989, but that sounds
like a story from
Paleolithic times, you know what I mean?
That's far out, that is.
But it makes music
theatre in a way.
It does, doesn't it?
Because the space,
the space is playing the...
The space is what's dictating
the performance, you know?
And in that story about
the veterans watching Black Sabbath,
there's fucking Greek epic
happening there.
There's catharsis happening there, isn't it?
Yeah, big time.
You know?
And that's profound theatre.
That's one of the first reasons that theatre was invented,
that live performance was invented.
How'd you mean as a type of therapy?
Well, they used to go and see all these huge, you know,
they go to the amphitheaters in Greece
and they go to see these incredibly extreme,
almost biblically, not biblica, that's the wrong word,
but removed.
The battles and the, even the story, you know,
stories like Medea and Agamemnon, you know,
with infanticide and matricide and just awful.
And really they went in order to feel, well, you use the phrase in your story.
I think pity and terror.
That's what catharsis is.
It's an almost simultaneous feeling of pity and terror that's then released.
They went for a release.
Because, yeah, catharsis for me is, it's a safe way to explore very, very difficult, frightening emotions.
Like, when I write, I get a catharsis.
I can write
When you go to a therapist
If you have a good fucking therapist
And you're in that
Like that rapport
And you're telling the therapist
About things that you wouldn't tell anyone else
Things that are
You don't even want to hear yourself say out loud
But the therapist that created such a safe space
That it's okay
That's catharsis
The release
I mean I get it through
I get it through writing
It's interesting that you say that
So there was an element of catharsis.
with the Greeks.
Yeah.
And they play those shows, those plays in these huge stone amphitheaters that were outdoors.
Right.
So we've got daylight.
So we know we're together.
We can't protect.
Just like the globe, we can't pretend we're anywhere else.
So we are together, thousands of us.
And the stage would usually back onto some amazing natural beauty, natural wonder.
Like the sea or massive cliff tops or whatever.
And they perform in these huge masks that kind of gave the air.
Actors are removed from the story they were telling.
And so all of those elements, they work together to allow us to enter into stories and situations that are so dark, so extreme that we can go there together in a safe way and almost see them unwound for us, unspooled for us.
And I mean, Shakespeare works with the epic, you know, even though we're watching a play about a king who's going insane.
or losing his mind because of age or illness
or however you want to interpret it
it doesn't matter that he's a king
he's a man who's afraid of getting old
he's realising his mortality
can't communicate with the people who love him anymore
and lashes out at the people who are closest to him
but in the Greek theatre
there's even more removed going on
so you can go to these places
and I was going to ask you about your mask
yes ask me go on
I'd really like to
so I mean there's a huge variety of different mass traditions
in performance, ritual performance, and also just masks that are used to provoke performance and
ideas.
But it seems to me that the mask, and I've done a lot of mask work myself, that the mask
has an effect both on the audience and the wearer, and there's an interesting synergy
that happens.
And I wanted to ask you, when you put that mask on and you are with people, what do you see
and how do you feel inside the mask?
How different is it to if you were just speaking to people face-to-face for you?
So I've been wearing the mask for near 20 years.
I've been doing it because it just felt comfortable from the start.
Like the thing with the mask for me is,
so it is, the meaning is drastically changed over the years.
The most important change that's happened for me is when I got diagnosed with autism.
a couple years ago.
And this mask
was a huge part of my diagnosis
because when I said
to the psychologist
he's like, what do you do
for a living? And I'm like, well, you know, I write books
and I'm on TV and stuff. And I wear
a plastic bag in my head and he's like, oh, why'd you do that?
Is that? And I'm like, when I wear the plastic
bag so that I can be on TV
and the next day when I'm in
Argos, no one knows who the
fuck I am. And he's like, why don't you want
people to know who you are? And like, so I don't have to do
small talk with strangers.
Then he goes,
that's autism, sir.
Do you know what I mean?
It was a big tick on the box.
But what it allows me is
like I'm
comfortable coming up and
having a conversation with you up here
in front of a lot of people.
But I'd be quite nervous
meeting someone in public
with the mask off.
That's difficult
because the thing is
with being autistic is
I don't want to make eye contact
with people. I would prefer if
for conversation my eyes or whatever the fuck
it feels like I'm reading the inside of my thoughts
that's what it feels like. I can't think
is something that I have to do
because it's
appropriate, it's socially appropriate.
The other thing when I speak to people
is I'm consistently
monitoring my body language
and my fucking facial expressions.
I don't have to monitor my facial expressions
anymore. I just have my eyes
and it means all I got to focus on is
the tone of my voice. So it actually
this physical mask makes the act of conversation
less emotionally draining for me as an autistic person
because now all I'm worried about is my body language
I could be making any type of the fucking face under the ear
it doesn't matter I can focus
the mask allows me to focus on
talking and thinking
and if I didn't have it I think I'd be a bit more awkward
you know what I mean
that's fascinating so my sister is diagnosed
late late in her
I don't know she's 40 something when she was diagnosed
and she talks about masking
as something that she
does to get through the day sometimes
so it's interesting
pretending to be normal
pretending to be not autistic
that's what autistic people have to do
it's we watch and learn
what normal is
and then deploy it
in social situations
but I'm sure as your sister says
it's fucking tough work
and you do enough of it
and
so it takes a lot of processing power
you know
and I'm
I was interested in what you said
She talks very eloquently about that
but I'm thinking about her
and I'm thinking about what you said
when it takes the pressure off you
and I'm just trying to translate that
to more classical
or European mask work in theatre
because the minute you
place a mask onto an actor
suddenly the experience that you find you have
is that you're slightly let off the hook
because your face is covered
you're not really as responsible
for what your body's doing.
So you become less self-conscious.
And then do you find that you're reading people differently
through those eye holes than if you didn't have the mask?
Can you...
There would be a bit, right?
Because the thing is...
So, like, emotions are reflected.
And you're reading my face differently
because you can't see a lot of it.
So naturally, anyone I speak,
speak to with the bag on,
they can't get a full read of my,
there's no mirroring happening.
Like, I'll tell you a fascinating
fucking study.
They did a study on
people in California who were getting Botox,
right?
So Botox,
it relaxes the muscles in your face.
That's how it works.
It relaxes muscles and then that gives
the appearance of someone being a bit younger.
And they did a study that over
time, people who were getting
Botox consistently were reporting certain mental health problems and psychologists were finding that they were
finding it difficult to empathise. And one of the theories was, if a person smiles at you, if a person is, if someone says to you, my cat died yesterday, without even thinking of it, you will mirror their facial expression. We mirror all the time. The people who were getting loads of Botox, the muscles weren't there.
and they'd stopped mirroring other people's emotions
and then after a couple of years
because they weren't mirroring
it's like they weren't lifting the weights
that practice emotions
and they were starting to
lose empathy because they weren't mirroring
yeah that's mad
but it totally makes sense doesn't it
it completely makes sense because it's a
it's like a feedback loop between us
isn't it? Yeah and that's another reason
why life performance is incredible
especially if the audience can see each other
and you can see them because
that feedback loop it's visual it's energetic there's something that we make in the space between us in the
whatever field that is that we can that we can enter together and in terms of mask you find if you if you put a mask on an actor and it's an archetypal mask right so it's like a hero mask or a crone mask or a full mask but you don't tell them what it is oh wow I swear to I swear they will start to play that mask because I think they're looking at
looking through the eye holes and the audience.
No fucking way.
I've been in situations where this happens.
The audience start to slightly, very, very subtly, subtly,
just adjust themselves to their interpretation of the mask.
And these are these classic theatre masks that we think of the big smile, the frown.
Yeah, well, there's the big smile and the frown,
that's comedy and tragedy.
That's more of a kind of a symbol, symbol kind of.
Okay, okay.
I'm talking about masks that are very, very archetypal.
I mean, if I showed them to you, you'd be able to go, yeah, that looks like a bit like an old,
kind of an old wizened, wise person.
Okay.
Or that looks like a very innocent child or whatever.
So you've got like the crone, the devil, the hero, the woman about to be a hero.
My favourite mask.
I love that.
Woman who thinks she's attractive.
Loads of different archetypes, right?
But you can put it on an actor.
Then having not seen what that is, they'll start to play that mask.
Because they're reading how the odd that is.
Is that a training thing?
it's used as a training thing
it's used as a way of
waking up ideas as well so you can actually put
two masks together you could get a scene
from your book, you could find
a little nugget from your book and put two performers
and give them some text and get them
to play it with the masks on
especially if it's half masks so they can speak
and you can just, there's something about putting two
masks together and just seeing how they interact
because the thing is what we're
tapping into all the time is every human's
inherent genius for
interpretation we're desperate to
do it, aren't we? We want to communicate.
Even if we, we might not
want to make small talk, we might not be good at that.
We might not want to stand up on a stage, but in
some way we want to at least
allow a little bit of ourselves into the world and share that
in some way. Absolutely, yeah.
So we're always trying to find ways to do that.
So when you put two masks on a stage, you don't
even have to have words passing between them.
The audience will create a story. They'll invent
a story because you've got a crone
and you've got, you know, a hero.
and I've seen archetypal masks right
and someone's done something
and I swear that the mask has smiled
I'm projecting so much
that I think the bloody mask has smiled
and it hasn't of course it's a rigid mask
but then what you can do
is you can remove the mask
and you can play a trigger line
so you can learn what the trigger line is for the mask
and you can play a scene that way
so you could play
if we were in a scene now
and we had a script and we learned it
and we were doing our lines and that
we could say okay
blind boy I'd like you to play this like the
huntress and the huntress trigger line
is what are you looking at
so you play the scene and it might
be that you're proposing marriage to me in the scene
but you play it with the spirit of
what are you looking at totally changes the scene
you know what I mean and if
I play the crone trigger line is
is it mine you know
yeah it's fascinating
but and what is the crown
is the crown like an evil bad
it doesn't it doesn't really
It depends on the context.
The crone is, is it mine?
The crone is, I'm doing it physically
and nobody will be able to hear
if they're listening to this,
but it's, it's, it's, it's hard to explain.
Is it Gallum?
Gellum, is it Gallum?
It's more, it's more Mrs. Overall,
if Mrs. Overall was kleptomaniac.
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay, okay.
It's more, it's more, um...
Is it chaos? Is it, is it's someone who is trying to,
trying to gather as much as she can
because she's in extremists
she doesn't necessarily show it
but she needs to gather as much as she can to herself
and she might do that in a desperate way
in an angry way, in a playful way
could do it in all sorts of ways
but it's this kind of
winding something into yourself
is the crone
but that's just my interpretation
that's just my interpretation
are you into English myth
the English folklore
or any of that stuff.
Oh yeah.
Tell us some of that
because what I wanted
with this tour
was to try and speak
about English
to learn about
English folk,
English myth
because it's hard to find
out about this stuff.
It's not written down
as well as it was
in Ireland.
And I've been trying to
figure out why that is.
In Ireland
someone tried to take it away
from us and because of that
we went right,
okay, whereas here
you had people
living in the country
and all of a sudden
they,
the industrial revolution
I think that's got a lot to do that.
You're able to buy bread and eggs
and you just subtly forget
the belief you had about the nettle.
Yeah, and I think also
you know, having it written down
by people, by collectors, I think
can kill it as well. I mean, it preserved
it for us. Because it makes it one story.
Yeah. And I feel like,
yeah, telling English folk tale
and English myth is an act of
restoring it. Like, you know, if King Lear is based
on an old folk tale.
Go away. Yeah. There was a king.
and he had three daughters
and he wanted to know how much they loved him
but he wanted everybody else to know how much they loved him too
because he was a man nearing the end of his life
and he wasn't sure if he'd done right by himself.
So he held a great feast
and he asked each of his daughters to explain how much they loved him
and the first daughter got up and explained in great melifluous tones
just how much she adored her father
and she'd performed very well and she sat down to applause.
Second daughter got up, outdid her first sister if anything,
was even more beautiful in her text.
Pleased her father, no end, sat down.
The third daughter stood up
and she said, Father, and looked down at her food,
because this was a great feast that he laid,
I love you, like meat loves salt.
Dad didn't like this.
He didn't understand it.
It didn't have enough beauty in the text.
It didn't have enough symbolism.
She wasn't drawing on poetic,
language and he was angry and let down and embarrassed in front of all these people that she'd
not risen to the heights of obsequiousness that the other two daughters had so he banished her
sent her out from the kingdom and she was the youngest and she hadn't been raised to look after
herself so there she was completely at the mercy of an empty sky you know nothing over her head
to take care of her she goes into the forest and she weeps and she finds an elm tree to
to huddle herself in and thinks what will become of me now a huntsman comes along
and he spots her and he sees that she needs some help
and her dress is all ragged now so he doesn't recognise her
as the royal person that she really is and she doesn't tell him
he says come with me I'll take you to my mother's house
and he walks her to the other side of the forest
and sure enough there's his mother's house which is actually a palace
this dude is not just a huntsman he's a prince
his mother's the queen she walks in this young girl
and the mother the queen is canny as anything
and she can see by the look on the young girl's face
and her sons that something is brewing between them
their eyes are full of each other
but she says nothing, she sits back.
She also notices that the young girl has got a little bit of gentility
to how she eats her dinner, but she says nothing, she just sits back.
And she lets her son take that young girl for walks day after day,
and day is turning to weeks, and the two of them fall in love.
And the young girl, she doesn't reveal who she is.
She's too full of sorrow and shame from being banished.
But the wedding day is set,
and the queen invites nobles from far and wide to the wedding.
of her son and the young girl she notices on the table in the buttery the list of the guests
and she notices a name on it and so she goes to the kitchen and she asks the cook when you make the
meat when you serve the meat medieval banquet about 20 courses course 23 is the meat when you serve
the meat you can do all the food however you like when you serve the meat can you make it
with no salt
and the cook
he's not particularly happy about this
because he's quite proud of his cooking
but she's a good egg
he likes her there's something about the way
she's asking him he knows it's important
so sure enough they make this huge banquet
and she's veiled when she gets married
and all of the guests sit themselves at the table
and you can guess what happens the first second third
19th 20th course comes out the food is exquisite
and then the meat comes out and everyone starts to eat
And first there's a little muttering, tastes a bit nothingy, you know, around the table.
But at the very far end of this table, there's a man, and he has his head in his hands, and he's a weeping.
And the queen, who's can he?
He says, tell me, sire, because he's a king of a neighbouring kingdom.
Why do you weep?
And he says, I had a daughter, and I asked her how she loved me, and she said she loved me as meat loves salt.
and I didn't understand.
But now I do, and if I could see her,
I would ask her forgiveness on my bended knee.
Of course, the young woman, the bride,
she takes her veil off, she goes to her father,
and she embraces him,
folds him into her forgiveness and says,
you don't have to kneel father, I forgive you.
And that's a really, really old, old story
from Geoffrey of Monmouth,
and it's probably older than that, ancient.
And that's one of the sources
for the story of King Lear.
This stuff is out there
and it's folded into our so-called literature.
That's amazing.
The thing is, though, right, Blind Boy,
the other thing about Shakespeare is it's not literature.
I mean, I know there'll be a lot of professors
clasping their, you know, clasping their tie-pins.
And I don't mean that in a sort of incendiary way.
What I mean was these words were written to be spoken out loud.
just like our oral culture.
They were written to be heard in a room
called an auditorium, auditory.
The Elizabethans used to say,
we're going to go and hear a play.
It's like a live podcast, blind words.
You know what I mean?
And in the prologue of Henry V,
he says,
let us upon your imaginary forces work.
Peace out our imperfections
with your thoughts, I think.
Peace out our imperfections,
with your thoughts
when we think
when we mention horses
I can't remember the quote now
think when we mention horses
that you see them
printing their proud feet
into the yielding earth
I think that's the quote
but he's basically saying
look we haven't got much set
we ain't got no props
but we've got your imaginations
and we can make something together
so it's an oral thing
it was written down out of
first necessity
flogged the quarters
but then maybe to make some money,
maybe to commemorate after you died,
we've only got this stuff written down by chance.
It went into ears straight into your heart,
straight into your body.
And that means when you, if you want to,
if you want to get into Shakespeare,
if you feel like you can't get your ear in,
speak it aloud.
You might feel like a wally,
but just do it in a room by yourself.
You can give, and I've done this,
a group of six, seven years,
year olds a speech and you can take a word from it like vexation they wouldn't know what vexation
but you can get them to explore okay what's the shape of vexation vexation you you kind of trying to
wake up their synesthesia show me the shape of vexation and they might contort their bodies
or they might stamp or they might make an x with their hands and if you say vexation what
sounds in that word okay can you sculpt your partner to look like a statue called vexation
shit. By the time you've done all that, they can tell you what the word means. You don't
have to go to a dictionary. It's part of our bodies. Language comes from the body. I'll, you know,
I could talk for about two hours on this stuff. That's fucking amazing. You're big into the
folklore of hairs. I love a hair, yeah. Tell me about that. Well, I don't know what it is. I really
don't know what it is. Hair's are shapeshifters. We have them in Irish mythology. We have them in
English mythology? In Irish mythology, hairs, what it was Gerald of Wales who said this,
so we can't trust it, but he said that hairs would run after, hairs would run after pregnant
women and steal the milk out of their boobs. Oh, no, no, women, no, witches, like women would
shape-shift into hairs and that's what they would do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a story about
a woman who shapeshifts into a hair and turns all the milk of the cows, black. That's it.
There's one of them. Yeah. I kind of feel like the hair is a bit of a friend of
the crown really. The hair, the hair lives on its own in a form, right? It doesn't, it's not a
community-spirited creature necessarily, or at least it's archetype, isn't that? And I know that
a lot of folklore and mythology aims to bring us together. I love the fact that there is also
space for a, for an archetype that is running on its own, having to find its way, because we're all,
we're all fundamentally both together and alone at the same time. And we're both together and
alone around a fire listening to a story we're both together and alone here every one of you
has got a different image of a hair now in their heads but it's all a hair it's not the same hair
and so I love the fact that there is a space for this creature and it's often a woman that shapeshifts
into it women who you know controversial statement but have been slightly sidelined in the last few
hundred years um this you know there's a there's a there's an archetype which allows us to
to have agency
and to not be good
always to not be good
and my favourite story about hair
comes from ESOP
there's about three or four
but my favourite one is the hare who lives
who lived in the form by herself
and got tired living on her own
and she came down to this
farm yard where lots of other animals lived
and she tried to live among them
she wanted to be part of a community
and she did her best
she was an outsider
but she was no trouble
so they accepted her
and then one day that
hair woke up
and she heard a sound
and it was far off
no one else would have heard it
but her sleek ears
they took it in they could
they could hear that the hands were coming
and she knew from instinct
that they were coming for her
and she always knew that they would come for her
but she hoped that
they'd live it a little longer before they did
but here they were
so she knew she had to do something
she wanted to hide
so she went and asked one of her friends for help
and she went to the goat
and she said to the goat
the hounds are coming
they're coming for me they're not coming for you please
can you take me up on your back because you can move faster than I
well you know this far me are better than I
and you can move over the obstacles a lot more easily than me
could you find me somewhere quickly to hide
take me hide me there and the goat said
I'd love to help you I'd love to help you
but you know my back is not strong
it would probably you'd probably injure me
there's plenty of other people here
plenty of other friends that you could ask for help.
And she says, yeah, yeah, there's plenty of other friends.
No problem.
So she goes and she goes to the ram.
And she says to the ram, the dogs are coming, the hounds are coming, they're coming for me.
But you, you're huge.
You could stand between me and the hounds and you could butt them out of the way.
And the ram said, I'd love to help you.
I would, but you have to know that hounds are much more likely to go for a sheep than they are a hare.
You can't ask me to put myself in harm's way.
But there's plenty of other friends here you can ask, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. So then she goes to the ox. She says to the ox, please, the hounds are coming. Now she can hear them. They're a little closer. And the ox, his ears prick, he knows that they're there too. They're coming for me though. Please, you're so ferocious with your horns. You could just put your horns down and you could frighten them off. You could scare them. He says, I would love to help you. Honestly, I would. But there's a whole load of female ox over there that need my hair.
attention.
But I'm sure there's people here.
You can ask as friends, you can...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.
Finally, she goes to the shy horse.
She thinks, oh, the shy horse, of course,
why didn't I think?
She goes into the stable, and there's the shy horse
looking like a king.
And she looks up at the shy horse.
And now she can hear the hounds,
and they're just in the trees near the farm yard
any time soon.
She'll be able to see this now.
It's coming through the trees.
So she holds herself as steady as she can,
and she says, please, the hounds are coming.
They're coming for me.
but you are so majestic they would never dare they would never dare attack you look at all look at all the space you take up i could hide myself in the folds of your tail i could hide myself there please will you will you let me
and the shy horse said i have a master too don't think i don't and he's waiting for me now who's expecting me i'm sorry but i have to serve him
and so this regal shy horse turns to do the bidding of his master leaving the hair standing there hearing the hounds now and they're through the trees and she can hear them and she can smell them and she knows that they can smell her and she looks down in desperation at the calf and the calf is there a day old and the calf looks at the hair and the hair looks at the calf and the calf shakes its head
because the calf thinks if bigger and older and more regal animals than me
are not going to help this hair, then I can't.
And the hair looks around her at this farm, this place she's been living,
at these creatures who she thought were her friends.
And she feels something rising her.
It's this feeling that comes up through her solar plexus rise.
in her chest and at first it feels like it's a sob but it's not a sob it's a voice and the voice
says you have legs girl run and she runs and she's still running it's my favorite hair story
Fuck me, that's great.
That comes from Aesop.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, what a do-day.
Whoever he, she was, whoever they were.
Whoever they were.
I mean, they say that A-Sup was one slave
who had just left all these stories,
but I wonder, it does sound like a lot of people.
Yeah, and if it's an oral tradition
and it's a way of communicating
how to comport yourself in danger
you know how to
you know how to be friends someone who might not be your friend
you know all this all this stuff gets
I can imagine that this sort of advice
for life in those awful situations
that slaves found themselves in
you know I can imagine that it's a collective thing
I like the idea it's a collective thing
well what I enjoy about the fables is
so my love of mythology is
a lot of it is about biodiversity
like huge amounts of Irish mythology is about don't fuck with pollinators like bees were very important they were associated with Bridgett butterflies it's very good information about it'll tell you about the time of year what to expect and the regenerative properties of the environment around you and why certain things shouldn't be exploited and I love that about mythology but the fables they feel like psychological
psychology. They feed, because that's what it is. You learn, there's so much wisdom about the human
condition. It, it tells you things about, about resilience, about understanding emotion, about
pain. Like, the lion with the thorn in his paw, that's, is that a fable? I think that's a fable.
That is a fable, yeah. Like, that's just anger. That's just, if you've got a thorn in your
fucking paw, and it doesn't have to be a thorn in your paw, it can be insecurity,
it can be
you're not going to be
you won't be happy
and you won't be kind to people
it's
you can't become
an effective human being
unless you try to accept
the parts of yourself
that you don't like
and going to therapy
I was speaking about this
when I was
I did it
I don't like the phrase
toxic masculinity
because it pisses off
the type of men
that need to hear about it
did you get what I mean
so I use the term
an unhelpful view of
masculinity and
like
the word vulnerability
like you have to be
and this isn't first off
I never heard
any useful information
never came to me in terms of gender
what I mean is anything
I learned from society
such as be a man
none of it is ever useful
what's useful
to me is being an adult
what is an adult an adult
an adult to me is someone who has emotional literacy.
To be an adult is I fully understand what I'm feeling
and I can observe my emotions and respond to him
rather than react to him, you know?
So if I feel anger, I'm going to challenge the anger and go,
I'm feeling anger here, but really I'm angry
because something is threatening.
Something is frightening.
So where's the fright coming from?
And you go there and that to me is,
that's the toolbox of an adult.
whereas when I was a teenager
I'm not going there
I'm going straight for the anger
and throwing a bit of a tantrum
you know
and if you look at
who we call toxic masculinity
fucking Trump
Andrew Tate
Connor McGregor
whoever you want
they're effectively
they're not behaving like adults
none of the
this is not adult behavior
this is tantrum
throwing emotional reactivity
throwing your toys out of the pram
they're not being adults
but they're marketing
their behaviour as no
this is how you be a man
you know what I mean
and vulnerability
the lion
with that thorn in his paw
and I'm trying to remember
the fucking story
there's a lion with a thorn
in his paw and he's stuck in a cage
and no one wants to come near the lion
because he's being such a prick
and eventually
one person says
have you asked the lion
about why he's a prick
if he tried to investigate it
and it turns out
the lion's actually pretty sound
just he has a thorn in his
fucking paw
and the pain of this
is causing him to lash out
the lion
needed to be vulnerable
in order to find that
the first act of vulnerability
was allowing a person
to help to listen
the fella came in
and said
what's on
what's going on
Mr Lion
well
I'm going to fuck you
you bastard
and then eventually
eventually
eventually I said
would you know what
this is sore
I'm glad you came here and listened
and then
the line takes it out himself
having identified it takes
but that's vulnerability
and these proponents
of masculinity
the Jordan Peterson
Connor McGregor all of this
they shit upon masculinity
by saying that masculinity
is men who cry
and most people think
or sorry not masculinity vulnerability
if you say vulnerability
in the media in a male
context it's oh men who are
were able to cry. That's just one
facet of it. Vulnerability
is
the ability to confront
the thorns. One
huge mass of thorn that no one likes
I'm insecure.
I'm an insecure person.
Sometimes I get jealous of other people.
Sometimes I see someone who
has more than what I have and
I feel like
the anger comes in. If I see
someone and I don't know
they've got a better job than me, they have
better possessions.
They have
their career
is in a better
place than
mine.
My initial
reaction is
look at them
I bet they think
they're great
the fucking
prick.
But that's what
it is.
Do you ever
see someone
like an
or maybe
they're dressed
immaculately or
whatever?
Look at them.
They think
they're fucking
great.
What a
fucking arsehold.
Get a load
of them.
Based on no
evidence
that's the
lion's roar.
But the
thorn there is
I've no
evidence that this
person's a
fucking prick
thinks they're great. They've made me feel insecure. That's my shit. But that's vulnerability. The
vulnerability is, oh, I'm not angry at all. I'm insecure. I need to work on me. I need to
actually work on me and that person over there actually had the exact same worth simply because
we're human beings and no aspect of our behaviour defines our worth. But that's what vulnerability
is to me. Vulnerability is, it's actually really fucking strong. And I don't even, it's, it's, it's
Fuck gender. Gender's not involved in it.
Adults are vulnerable.
Adults have the emotional toolbox
and the emotional maturity
to safely investigate
really threatening parts of ourselves.
And it's not just crying.
Crying is one facet of it.
It's what makes you feel insecure?
What makes you jealous of other people?
What are you threatened by?
What are you so threatened by
that anger needs to step
as a secondary emotion to protect you from that.
Because when you see
Andrew Tate behaving the way he does
or you see Trump behaving
the way he does, you're afraid
of something. You're afraid of
something and instead of dealing with it, now
we're all dealing with a tantrum.
That's not masculinity. That's someone
behaving. I don't
want to talk shit about children.
It's someone who's behaving in a way
which is emotionally. No, no, actually I'm not
talking shit about children. It's completely
appropriate for a child to
a tantrum. For a child to throw a tantrum, for a teenager to sulk, this is normal, healthy
behaviour for them and it's not dysfunctional whatsoever. It's a part of growing up. But if we still
hang on to this shit in adulthood, now it doesn't serve us anymore and it's dysfunctional.
And dysfunctional, immature behaviour is framed as fucking masculinity. Fuck that. Do you know what
I mean? Absolutely. So, but I just spoke about that there for about six minutes.
I could have told you the story
of the line with Thorn in its paw
for one minute
and it does the job.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it has to be a lion.
The favours, they're about their psychology,
they're about the human condition.
We're just close to the curfew, right?
I'm going to pull up the house lights
and 2000s, Arlen B singer,
Oshar, has kindly come along tonight
to hand out the microphone
and answer, for answering of questions.
Hello?
Oh, we've got, Oshers,
the job already, okay, what's the crack?
What's the question? For me,
R. Debs, whatever you want.
So I find it really interesting that you said
about
people finding
catharsis in heavy metal music.
And you've gone through
an autism diagnosis
later in life. And I wondered
if there were any kind of
characters in Shakespeare
that you thought might have
had neurodivergency and if people
had um if people
count the farces in those plays
juicy you asking me that or blind boy
both of you debbs you're fantastic by the way
you both are yeah you're amazing thanks thank you
fucking fantastic oh the top of me head it's hard it's really hard
I mean you can think of so many of them
could be I guess I mean Leah definitely there's something
going on with Leah there's something happening to him
and whether it's neurodiver
or the onset of dementia or it's just some kind of breakdown but you know like when he's
out on the heath it feels like a meltdown when you are so overloaded so overstimulated he's
just at a scene just before where he says is there no one here who can tell me who I am I don't
know who I am if I'm not the king if you're not treating me the way I expect to be treated
all the rules all the rules are gone so who
who am I? And then he has this enormous meltdown. That's a huge thing happening. It's a storm
that's happening in his mind. But it's difficult for me as far as I know, a neurotypical person
I don't actually know, but I don't know how comfortable I feel trying to make those generalizations.
I'd love to respond to it and see what you think, right? So I can't comment on Shakespeare
because I don't know enough about Shakespeare.
But in sitcoms, and I'm guessing you could probably respond to this with Shakespeare stuff
because it probably goes back further, right?
If you look at Seinfeld, Friends, in Friends, you've got, in Friends, you've got Phoebe,
in Seinfeld, you've got Kramer, in the Big Bang Theory, you've got Sheldon,
every single sitcom that you look at, there's one character.
who is deeply eccentric, the fool.
Yeah.
And as an autistic person,
I think that represents,
if each person in a sitcom is kind of an archetype,
you've got Ross and Manica are kind of straight,
you know, same with Marge Simpson.
Marge Simpson is the audience almost.
Then you've got kind of the comic relief
that coming from Joey and.
Chandler, like Chandler is a little bit
eccentric, but
then you've got Phoebe and
Phoebe is just cookey, just
on a different planet.
Same thing with Kramer and
Seinfeld on a different planet.
That's
wonderful and they're great characters
but the problem is
they're never taken seriously
as human beings whatsoever.
They're never, never, we love them when
they come on screen. We fucking love it.
We know fun is going to happen.
but they're never offered any full humanity.
They never have relationships,
complex emotions.
They never get sad.
When they do get sad,
it's followed by a joke.
The sadness is reserved for Monica.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And that's how it is to be a nora divergent person.
That's what I...
So in my friend's group, when I was growing up,
people love you because you're nuts.
People love you because you're eccentric.
You're there as comic relief.
When you go to a wedding, where are you sitting?
And this is something that...
I'm serious.
This is something that used to break my heart.
And what I mean by this is...
I'm invited to a wedding.
And then it's like,
oh, why am I not sitting up there
with all my friends?
My friend's group is here.
This is a friend's group wedding.
Why am I not sitting up there
near the bride and groom?
why am I back here?
Who are these people that I'm sitting with?
And then I look around at my table
and I'm like,
this is really strange.
I don't know any of these fucking people at all.
I'm supposed to be over there with my friends.
And then the person beside me,
oh, this person's a roaring alcoholic.
Right, okay.
And then I was at, seriously,
I was at one fucking wedding.
Oh, this person's got a ferret.
Right, this person that's brought a ferret with them.
That person, they're fucking nuts, they are.
And then I go, oh, I'm at the lunatic table.
And your friends don't plan it.
What happens is the planning of a wedding is a very frightening thing.
And your friends are basically going, right, okay, who sits beside who?
Who sits beside who?
And then my name pops up and it's like, no, I can't have him that close to Auntie Mora.
He's just going to talk about the Norman invasion all night.
and they're scanning through
who they can't have me near
because of what mad eccentric shit
I'm going to do
or whose ear I'm going to talk off
and they have this group of misfits
where they don't know
they're terrified of shame
I've got relatives here
we can't have them there
and then all of a sudden
everybody slowly gets put to this one table
near the fucking emergency exit
and it's the lunatic table
and that happened to me
enough times that I stopped going to weddings
because I know it's hilarious
I know it's fucking hilarious
but Christ it hurts
Pretty soul crushing
It fucking hurts
It really hurts
Because I thought these people
were my friends
You know what I mean
And all of a sudden
And that's
When you look at a fucking sitcom
That's what Phoebe is
That's what Kramer is
Because the thing is
You realise
They don't actually take you seriously
As a human being
You're just a funny friend
Who comes in
And says crazy mad
hilarious facts
And those bizarre things
you're the eccentric and there's great value in that
but you're not allowed to be a full entire human being
they're not thinking about your feelings
the thing is there
here's the problem
they are not considering fully
that you experience rejection because you're so insane
do you get me so it's okay
to throw them at whereas someone else
it's like no they have to sit here
near all the friends because they'll be offended
I can't get offended because I'm nuts
do you get what I'm saying
but it's like I do get offended I notice it
so I just stopped going to weddings
because there was so much hurt
I stopped having friends to be honest
I don't really have friends
it's not that I don't want friends
it's a lot of artistic people
as you get older you just start going
there's no fucking point
I'm better off on my own
it's too much fucking hassle
coupled with the fact that we're all right with it
I don't get lonely you know what I mean
but I can't be arced
with forgetting birthdays
forgetting people's birthdays
not having that understanding
I don't understand
the concept of hanging out with someone
Yeah
All those social rules
Unwritten
Completely unspoken social rules
Not a clue
And I'm so I mean
Your sister's the same crack as it
You could be her talking
Yeah
Yeah
That's so that's
Any artistics in the audience
You know the crack don't she?
Yeah
Yeah
Just to just to say
I think the foot
the fool was a big thing
in that, you know, in...
Are they the fools?
Is that what, that's what I want to ask you,
what archetype is Phoebe? What archetype is Craig?
They're the fool, and the fool appears
in several Shakespeare plays, and it's also a
thing in the culture at the time,
the person who would speak truth to power,
sometimes through riddles, sometimes through non-secouters,
would say the unsayable
to the king, but they were revered
and they were given a status at that time,
the fool. See, that's
interesting.
Phoebe doesn't speak truth to power.
Well, smelly cats.
What are they feeding you?
That's it.
She does a bit actually
because there's that backstory
where she stabbed the policeman
and that's fairly fucking cool.
But like,
it's that thing too
with Nora divergence autism.
It's not a fucking disease.
It's a type of human being.
And I think this is my theory
is that there was once a society
where we were very useful.
and then things changed.
And the example I give,
dyslexia is a type of noradivergence.
Dislexia is a noradivergence.
And if you think of English pubs, right?
English fucking pubs, pubs anywhere.
Why are they called the horse and hound,
the king's head, the spotted duck?
They're called this because
they came about at a time
when most people couldn't fucking read.
Reading is, like all of us can read,
500 years ago
all of us couldn't read
it was people who had the money
to have an education
so you had a society
where people simply
didn't fucking read
so where's the pub
it's the one with the painting
of the spotted duck
thank you very much
I'm going to go there
you could have had dyslexic
working class people
going about their entire lives
having no idea whatsoever
that they're dyslexic
because they live in a world
where words don't exist
then you get this situation
where the capacity to read
is equated with intelligence
which is fucking bullshit
and dyslexic people
are called stupid
and institutionalised
to be considered
and treated stupid
if I existed
a thousand years ago
in Ireland
I'd probably be
a druid
or a bard or something
because of my memory
and my ability to tell stories
and I wouldn't be called
eccentric
I'd be considered magical
and the pig
or the king
would give me a free pig
you know what I mean
if
artistic people would make fun.
Like, writing came about,
and before writing, mythology
had to be told by reading the landscape.
Like, in Irish myth, we have the town.
The town is this massive, massive, huge story
written down, it's thousands and thousands of pages.
And this exists before writing.
And I stood on the hill in Rath Krogan,
Rath Krogan up in Ross Kramman,
where you can stand on this fucking hill
and you can look at the mountains and the trees
and tell the entire story of the town
by just turning around
and it takes a day to tell
someone had to be able to remember that
and that person was autistic
I fucking promise you
you know what I'm getting at
we have gone over
curfew I'm sorry I can't take any more
fucking questions but that was a
that was a lovely question and I think that answer
was nice out of both of us
yeah yeah um
Debs Newbold
thank you so much for a wonderful
incredible evening that was astounding
there you go now there you
some clapping ensued after that
I don't like playing the end of the podcast
because the level goes up
but goes a bit loud at the end
when everyone starts clapping
thank you so much to my guest
Debs Newbolt
Debsnewbolt plays.com
if you want to check her out
or see if she's got any live gigs coming up
Debs Newball plays on Instagram
give her a follow
magnificent, interesting, talented, passionate person
I love chatting to Debs
also I want to give a shout out to
I'm very very happy with my new studio
I really love
the sound in here is astounding
I've got a little custom built studio
you can't hear any of the noise outside
nobody can hear me
it's acoustic paneled
it really is perfect
I'm still going to use my office mainly for writing
but never again is a seagull
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I want to give a shout out to the
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that's all I have time for this week
you glorious cunts
I'll catch you next week with
probably my Old Testament podcast
lads
I have a hot take brewing
that I've been researching
and I'm really looking forward to doing that episode
so hopefully that'll be next week.
In the meantime, rubber dog,
genuflect to a swan, whistle at a ladybird.
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