The Blindboy Podcast - Stereo sound and 13th century painting
Episode Date: April 14, 2021The emergence of stereo sound in 1950's music shares strange similarities with 13th Century painting. A hot take Art history and music epiosde Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...ion.
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Just to let you know before I begin this podcast, this episode is about a history of stereo sound and music.
So I'd suggest you listen to this episode with a set of headphones on or earphones.
I need you to be able to hear the left and right speaker in order to appreciate what this podcast is about.
Dia guit, you droopy Cusacks. Welcome to the Blind Bi Podcast.
You droopy Cusacks, welcome to the Blind Bi Podcast.
I've been having a tremendous week of exercising and running and enjoying the outdoor air and the sun and the rising temperature.
And I began to notice something as I was doing this.
Do you know the way, do you know the way old lads, right, older men older men will say over the age of 50
do you know the way
owl lads
are
exceptionally friendly
and they'll just
wave at you
if you're out in public
an owl lad
will just wave at you
whether you know them or not
they'll just say hello to you
and owl lads
seem to just say hello
to everybody
and I always thought
that this was as a result of
maybe people becoming kinder with age or becoming more friendly but as I get older I realize that
this isn't the case at all so when I was in my 20s one of the most embarrassing scenarios that
I could think of something that filled me with utter dread and mortification was walking
down the street on my own seeing somebody who I thought I knew and then saying hello and it turns
out they're not the person who I thought they were and I've just said hello to a stranger
in my 20s that used to I'd want to crawl into a hole for a week and I don't understand why
I don't understand why that made me feel embarrassed back then
because it's nothing to be embarrassed about
there's nothing wrong with being friendly to a stranger
there's nothing shameful about it
why did that absolutely mortify me
especially if the person was my own age
I used to be afraid that like oh no
this stranger must think that I'm crazy just saying hello to people but really I had no
reason to be embarrassed about it at all. The other thing that used to bring me great
embarrassment in my 20s would be walking down the street on my own. It's always when you're
on your own. It's like when you're with a group you feel a
sense of protection for your self-esteem back then but when I was on my own walking down the street
suddenly realizing that I have to turn back because I forgot something and then feeling
this a sense of shame and embarrassment because I'm walking down the street on my own and suddenly
turning back as if someone's watching me and gives a fuck that used to fill me with dread I'd be walking down the road and I'd be saying to
myself oh fuck I left something behind in that shop shit I better not suddenly turn around
because if someone's watching I look crazy so I'm gonna have to figure out a way to get to the shop whereby I make it
look natural and sometimes I might even incorporate a shoelace tie into it I'd walk down the road
fuck I left the sausages in Aldi stop tie my shoelace and then walk backwards as if someone's
watching me and that's the concept of that the idea of suddenly stopping
turning around going back in public used to fill me with dread and embarrassment and shame
thankfully now in my 30s i don't think like that anymore at all i don't give a flying fuck
i'll happily stop in the middle of the road and go backwards and do it again. I don't care.
And I don't have a problem saying hello to strangers that I see on the street if it's a mistaken identity situation.
I've no problem with it.
And this is where I'm developing my theory about older men
and their excessively friendly behaviour to strangers in public.
So one consequence of being in your 30s is your eyesight just gets a little bit worse.
So, I still have good eyesight.
It's just my eyeballs are getting flaccid.
I don't have as good eyesight as I used to have.
And a consequence of this means that in public spaces the frequency
with which I say hello to total strangers has increased dramatically. So I did it yesterday
in an extremely enthusiastic fashion. I was in the middle of my run and I look ahead and I see my friend Paul and he's walking his dog now as I'm running I begin to I realize
afterwards that I did this I didn't know I was doing it in the moment but as I see Paul the
unconscious process in my head was okay there's Paul but I don't want to stop and talk to Paul
nothing against Paul it's just there's a pandemic so I don't really like stopping
and conversing with other human beings especially without masks it's not something I want to do
right now so in my mind I said I'm gonna run past Paul and I'm gonna give him a hello that's so
hearty loud and cheerful that this negates responsibility. That I might have to stop and talk.
A very.
I only read as I'd done it afterwards.
It's like.
If you're running past someone.
And you acknowledge the person so much.
They don't feel any.
They don't feel any type of effrontery.
If you didn't stop and talk to him.
Because the hello you gave him.
Was so extravagant.
So I'm running down
and i see paul and then i start screaming oh boy paul what's the fucking crack paul how are you
getting on man go on lovely fucking day paul isn't it now this wasn't paul at all i don't know who
the fuck it was but the the extremity and exuberance and enthusiasm of the running hello that i gave this
man he actually adopted the persona of paul for maybe two seconds for two he was just like who
the fuck is this cunt running past me screaming Paul at me but he didn't look
weird he accepted all the Paulness that I was projecting upon him and he waved back it was like
yeah fuck it man I'll be Paul I don't know who the fuck Paul is but if Paul deserves a greeting
as loud as this then I think I'd like to be Paul so he became Paul
for maybe one and a half seconds
I ran
past and said fuck that wasn't Paul at all
I just screamed at a stranger
but I didn't feel shame
I didn't feel embarrassment
I got on at my run and I just said
who gives a fuck
I said hello to a stranger
brightened up his day he had a smile on his fucking face.
Why do I have to be embarrassed about that?
And I realised.
The reason I was able to let it slide off my shoulders.
If I was 22.
I wouldn't be leaving the house for a week.
I'd be mortified that I just screamed Paul at a stranger.
But I don't give a fuck now.
And I realised.
The reason I don't give a fuck. Is as realised the reason I don't give a fuck is
as I get older my eyesight's getting worse
I've mistaken people's identity in public so much
that I've realised there's no actual negative consequences to it
it's nothing to be embarrassed of
and it's fine, it's absolutely fine
but then old lads
old lads will say in their 60s or 70s
they've gotten to the point where they're just saying hello to everybody they're mistaking
identities they're mistaking people's identities in public so much that at this point they've just
figured I'm just gonna say hello to'm just going to say hello to everyone
and if I say hello to everyone
I'm probably going to know at least one of those people
and that's how owl lads get to that situation
that's how owl lads
so it's not a friendliness
it's
just simply
I don't know
I don't know
it's all
everyone's face is blurring into one
I'm just going to say hello to everyone
fuck it
and that's how
that happens just thinking back there to the uh the feeling of embarrassment in my 20s of saying
hello to a stranger and i don't think i'm alone in that i think that's quite a common fear and
social faux pas that we all go through at some stage which doesn't make sense it like there's
nothing wrong with accident with getting mistaken identity and saying hello because ultimately
you're just being friendly so you've just given someone a free hello so there's nothing to be
ashamed of but why is it universally embarrassing and possible childhood roots are we've all called a teacher ma at some point it's like
you know when you're like seven or eight in school and you put your teeth your your your hand up and
you go ma and it's like it's not your math it it's the teacher. And then everyone laughs. And the shame, the shame that's projected on you in the laughter at that moment
when someone does it in class when you're a kid,
it's when you're at the age where you're seven or eight
and you don't consider yourself to be a baby anymore.
You're kind of getting embarrassed about playing with toys.
You know, you kind of keep it secret.
So when you call the teacher ma.
At 789.
Then you're like fuck.
I've let everyone know that I'm a big baby.
Because you are.
Because you're fucking 7 years of age.
Then you know.
Some poor cunt does it in secondary school.
Particularly embarrassing.
But then there's the other one.
Like I do. So. school particularly embarrassing but then there's the other one like i do so this this worked with my dad but not my ma so i was a child of about five we'll say so not a toddler but like an older
child and you start to figure out fuck it if i'm when i'm in so I was in Dunn stores with my da so I realised when you're in
Dunn stores with your da
and you
want something that isn't on the
shopping list like a
Toblerone like a Toblerone was very
extravagant you're not getting a fucking Toblerone
unless it's your birthday but I'd figured out
my da would get really embarrassed
if I would start crying or creating a scene in
Duns so I kind of figured out fuck it if I pick out a Toblerone in Duns and then go up to him
with the Toblerone and I'm kind of rude or pushy about it he would then weigh up I better give him
the Toblerone
because if I don't
he might start crying
and that would be really embarrassing
so I kind of figured this out
and I'd weigh it up
so
one day I was in Dunn's
and I picked out
Toblerone, M&M's, whatever
I picked out a packet
and I went over to my dad
and started pulling at the back of his jumper
and going I want this
and then the man turned around
and it wasn't my dad at all
it was just a man
who I didn't know
looking at me going
why the fuck is this child
pulling at my jumper
with one hand and holding the Toblerone
on the other
and it was intensely embarrassing
and I don't think I ever did it again
and maybe
maybe my
early 20s fear of saying hello to strangers
was rooted in that
maybe my adult history of getting panic attacks
in supermarkets
because I was scared of doing something that would draw attention to myself
is rooted in that
also I had an older brother
who in the 1970s had done something
similar but far worse so he was about I think it was like nine and my ma was talking to her friend
or something so he just says I'm going to the car So he walks over and gets into the back seat of the car.
And then starts opening up all the grocery shopping that was in the back.
And starts munching into a packet of biscuits.
And he's there munching away.
Being a bald boy.
Eating too many biscuits because Ma's not there.
And then this woman just comes back and sits into the car and starts screaming.
And it's like.
Who the fuck are you? Why is there a child eating biscuits in the back of my car then my brother starts crying because he's ferociously embarrassed that he's sitting in a stranger's car eating her
biscuits and it was the 70s like so people didn't lock their cars he just got into a car and started
eating a stranger's biscuits and that I remember that story as being
I internalized that story years later when it was told to me as holy fuck I'd hate to do that
that sounds very embarrassing whatever about saying hello to someone climbing into the back
of a stranger's car and eating their biscuits that's pretty bad I'm just being reminded of a story as well that my dad told me and in terms of
utterly
shamefully embarrassing
mistaken identity stories
this one takes the fucking biscuit
pardon the pun
it's more of a
an adult
an adult shameful mistaken identity story
so my dad used to work
in Shannon Airport right in the 60s and
70s and the 80s and shannon airport it's a good bit of a distance out from limerick city
and the thing is with shannon airport in the 70s or 80s a lot of people worked out there it was
very very busy because it was the transatlantic corridor to America so when men
worked there when they finished their shift they might just go to one of the many bars in the
airport and drink until they go home at night time so one of my dad's friends let's just call him
Mick I don't know his name let's just call him Mick. Mick finished his shift, went to the bar in the airport,
had a rake of pints, got really drunk,
and then it comes to like 12 o'clock at night,
and Mick is like, right, how am I getting home to Limerick now?
Because there's a motorway between the airport and Limerick.
How am I getting home?
Now this is the 70s or 80s.
Taxis aren't as plentiful and as efficient as they are now and people used to
hitchhike hitchhiking was a thing it was a part of culture so mick probably did this every fucking
night says to himself i'm drunk i'm finished work it's grand i'm gonna walk along the road
and put my thumb out and someone who works with me will see me and give me a lift home. So Mick does this and lo and behold
it happens. A work colleague pulls up and says Mick would you like a lift home and Mick says yes.
So the work colleague is driving and it's the work colleague up front and his wife. Now Mick is in
the back of the car drunk. While Mick's in the back of the car he's very grateful that his friend
has given him a lift home but Mick also notices that he's smoking a cigarette. He's after bringing
a cigarette into the back of the car and this is quite rude. So as Mick's in the back he kind of
sobers up a little bit and he goes fuck it I better get rid of this cigarette that's quite rude to just
introduce a cigarette into the back of someone's car
when they're giving me a lift home with their wife.
So he rolls down the back window
to flick the cigarette out,
but the car is moving quite fast.
So as he does this,
the cigarette goes out the window,
but then flies back in.
But the trajectory that the flaming cigarette butt took was that it came back in the back window
and then went down the back of your man's wife's dress so now she's got a cigarette trapped between
her dress and her back and she starts roaring screaming because it's painful Mick then sees
this from the back of the car and he starts slapping
her back to put out the cigarette but his colleague who's driving the car is unaware of any of this
information and now he just sees his wife is screaming to the left while he's trying to drive
and she appears to be screaming because Mick is frantically slapping her back for no reason.
frantically slapping her back for no reason so the car screeches to a halt and Mick is kicked out and it drives off but then Mick has to go into work the next day and he doesn't know which one
of his colleagues it was because he was too drunk so he had to live the rest of his years
saying to himself in this large room full of colleagues one of them thinks I got into
the car last night and started slapping his wife's back for fun even if she explains to her husband
what happened she may be of the opinion that I deliberately put the cigarette down her back
this is a terribly dysfunctional situation from all angles. And he's not going to come to me.
And I don't know who he is.
So I can explain that there's actually a logical enough reason behind it.
He was putting out a cigarette.
I'm never going to have this opportunity.
So I'm going to have to live my days like this.
Or I can publicly announce to the entire staff room what happened.
And that's not going to happen.
So that's the most embarrassing mistaken
identity story i can think of the theme of this week's podcast was not intended to be about
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But then you listen to them,
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They've just kind of done a really good job of using music and editing and tone to present it as if it is good
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Who cares?
That's the shit I don't like.
So this week I want to speak about something
that I'm very interested in and something
I'm passionate about and something I've been doing research
on all week.
I want to speak about
stereo technology. I want to speak about stereo technology.
I want to speak about how stereo technology in audio recording changed how we listen to music.
And I want to do it via 13th century painting.
So that's a massive hot take.
so that's a massive hot take so that the second half of the 20th century from about 1950 up to the year 2000 I think will live on for thousands of years as
an incredibly important period in art it will be as important as we said the Renaissance was for painting.
Because of music technology.
Alright.
And it's a hard one to get our heads around.
But if you think of.
So here's the deal with music.
The technology to record a piece of music electronically.
And then play it back as much as you like is something we've only seen really in the past 100 years.
But music has existed for as long as humans have been around.
Human beings have been intellectually modern.
Is that the right word? Yeah, human beings have been homo sapiens, what
we are right now, intellectually modern humans. Humans have been this way for 50,000 years,
which means we've been making music for about 50,000 years.
Only in the past 100 years have we been able to record music and listen to it as much as we want.
So, if you think back 300 years ago and you're living in Ireland and you hear about someone up in Galway is an incredible fiddle player.
And they're a virtuoso, they're a genius.
So, you're lucky enough to get to Galway.
You might hear the person playing the fiddle,
then you leave, and you have to carry that in your head as a memory for the rest of your life.
If you existed in the time of Mozart, if you wanted to hear Mozart, you had to go and see
an orchestra perform Mozart, and then carry it around in your head as a memory for the rest of
your life. Now you could have bought sheet music, you could buy the sheet music,
if you were trained you could play it on the piano,
but you couldn't record a Mozart symphony and hear it on a record over and over as much as you liked.
And if you're a creative person, if you're a musician,
then by hearing something over and over again and studying it, that is then going to
improve your creativity. It's going to improve how you respond creatively to that thing, as opposed
to just holding it in your head as a memory. And this makes music unique as an art form.
Music is the purest form of abstract art. Music is symmetrical vibrations of air that make you feel emotions
that's what music is writing is words on a page so if you can have access to the printing press
we'll say and print a book then loads of people can read what you've written the more people can
read it they can read it as much as they want, and if those people are also writers, they can respond creatively to what you've written,
take it on as an influence,
and now an entire movement happens,
and the art form of literature changes rapidly
because of how it can be consumed.
Same with drawing and painting.
When you draw and paint something,
on paper or whatever, historically,
your drawing and painting can be shared seen by a lot
of people and then inspire other artists and then the art form itself changes and develops rapidly
music didn't have that music is probably the oldest art form because it would have started with someone singing 50,000, 60,000 years ago.
But music never really got to rapidly change and explode creatively until the mid 20th century when records came about and people could afford record players and everyone could listen to music. And that's why in the 1960s,
you've got this huge global explosion
of different styles of music
carrying on into the 70s, 80s, 90s.
I think that's going to be remembered
in a thousand years or more,
the way we remember Greek civilization.
A piece of technology came about
that massively changed a form of art
that's probably the oldest form of art that humans have
and some of us are alive to remember that
and one particular piece of technology that spurred that forward
it's not just recording but recording in stereo
recording in stereo means left and right
it's not just one audio signal but it's your left ear and your right ear that can listen to two
different things at the same time that's known as stereo technology. It was invented in the 1930s
and became popular as such in the 1950s onwards and that's what I want to speak about today
popular as such in the 1950s onwards and that's what I want to speak about today because I believe that it's stereo technology that created the huge creative advancement in music
that we saw globally in the last century. Stereo technology as opposed to simple recording recording technology and i want to explain this first by talking about a history of
painting of visual art right because explaining music is difficult like i said it's very very
abstract so explaining music is difficult so but explaining visual art isn't difficult
because we have a stronger our mind's eye for seeing things is stronger than our mind's ear as such.
So with visual art, historically with humans, it's quite complex for our brains to be able to take something that's in 3D space
3D space means it's right in front of you right now
in the real world
to take this information
and then translate this into a 2D flat space like a page
it took a lot of effort and many many years
for humans to be able to do this and to be able to see it
here's a simple example
I spoke on last week's podcast about a theory that the
ancient Greeks didn't see the colour blue because they didn't have a word for the colour
blue in their language and how scientists tested this out with a culture today, a tribe
who don't have a word for the colour blue and they couldn't actually see the color blue a similar story is in the 1800s when France was colonizing the Middle East okay
it was around the neoclassical period in painting which was 1800 and something I think but anyway the French were in the Middle East and they were dealing with
Islamic nomadic tribes so there were tribes of people that moved around the desert
and they were Islamic people and they their day-to-day life incorporated quite a lot of
horses they were horse people okay so the french were trading with these
tribes and one day the french decided to give a gift to this islamic tribe out in the desert
and the gift was an incredibly realistic painting of a horse right now these people are islamic
so within islam and within very strict Islam, visual culture is...
Within strict Islam, it's forbidden to, as you know, to visually portray the image of the Prophet Muhammad.
Within strict Islam, it's also forbidden to visually portray any of Allah's creatures.
So the people in strict Islam in the desert in the 1800s
they weren't allowed to draw horses. You couldn't draw a horse because a horse is a creature of
God so you don't try and create it on a page. So these people had never, even though they work
with horses all day long, they had never seen a drawing of a horse so when the French
presented this tribe with this incredibly realistic painting of a horse they couldn't see it
all right they couldn't see the fucking horse it just looked like a lot of blobs of paint on a
canvas these people had never seen a 3d horse represented on a 2d space and because of this they couldn't
see the horse on the painting now that is a tough one to get our heads around today
because we're so absorbed in visual culture but the history of visual art
contains quite a lot of this take the culture of Egypt
ancient Egypt for instance
so ancient Egypt
was a culture
an incredibly advanced civilization
and it existed for 3000 years
3 fucking millennia
that's a long time
but if you look at the art
of ancient Egypt
mainly the hieroglyphs
it doesn't really change for 3000 years
if you look at drawings of people and animals in ancient Egypt
near the end of the Egyptian civilization and the start
the art is kind of the same for 3 000 fucking years
egyptian hieroglyphs representations of people and animals they're kind of like really simple
flat stick figures so for 3 000 fucking years nothing really changed visually what's that about
like nobody figured out how to draw a realistic looking
human or a realistic looking uh landscape or a bird in 3 000 years similarly if you look at art
from the real early middle ages or the pre-middle ages the art is kind of i'm not going to call it
shit because that's not fair because you have beautiful illuminated manuscripts
like the Book of Kells and stuff like that.
But if you look at early manuscripts,
when they were drawing animals and people,
they were really, really basic
and not very realistic looking.
And this is across hundreds and hundreds of years.
Same with fucking cave paintings
the people in caves were the exact same as people like us
why were their drawings of buffaloes
a kind of shit
why do we only see
paintings and drawings that
look like what we would refer to as realistic
only in the past 1000 years of human history
what the fuck is that about?
If humans have been drawn on cave walls 50,000 years ago
and the Egyptians existed for 3,000 years,
why did art remain so simple
and then something changed 1,000 years ago?
Well, one of the first changes we start to see is around the 1200s
and paintings start to become more realistic as a consequence almost of architecture.
So in Italy, around 1200, in the towns and cities, quite complex architecture started to emerge based on mathematic principles that were established by the greeks the romans
and from the middle east as well and there's a painter called giotto from the 1200s in italy
and giotto is one of the you don't hear giotto's name a lot but giotto is one of the most important
painters of all time as important as leonardo da vinci michelangelo but jotto was around the 1200s
and his early paintings they're not much to look at but they were fucking revolutionary for the
time so here's the crack with jotto when i was speaking about this is the 1200s and you look back
to we'll say illuminated manuscripts a few hundred years before european art a lot of art from we'll say 1000
no no a lot of art from we'll say the birth of Christ to the year 1000
is focused mainly on biblical scenes kind of drawn from imagination Giotto in the 1200s
was one of the first artists to start saying I really want to start drawing
and painting things that are in real life now that wasn't artists had been doing that before
but he really broke from tradition and he was like I'm gonna start painting things that are
in real life I want to paint people that are sitting around the gaff. But because Giotto was living in Florence in Italy,
which was a very wealthy city,
the architecture, as in the buildings that were being built in Florence,
they were quite complex.
They were being based on things like geometry.
Architecture was actually years ahead of painting.
So buildings were being made with an understanding
of the mathematics of geometry and lines.
So all of a sudden Giotto starts painting people,
but because they're indoors,
or because there's a building behind them,
because he's painting the man-made building
along with the people,
he started to create what's called linear perspective.
This is a hard one to explain nature doesn't really have linear perspective if you just simply draw trees and fields that's
created by nature but man-made architecture incorporates strict mathematics so it has lots
of very straight lines so when Giotto started
to paint people in the 1200s who are in a room or have a building behind them
he's able to use the linear perspective of the buildings to introduce a sense of depth
into the paintings by which I mean paintings before Giotto
Which I mean, paintings before Giotto, shit didn't happen in the distance.
Everything was really flat up front. But there was no such thing as looking at a painting and going, this object is up front and this object is in the distance.
Think of the Father Ted sketch, the famous Father Ted sketch where ted and doogle are in a caravan
and ted is explaining these cows are small those cows are far away it took humanity
fucking thousands of years to figure that out on a 2d canvas and giotto was one of the first people
to do it because giotto was painting in florence and he was one of the first people to do it because Giotto was painting in Florence and he was incorporating
architecture, the architects had this
shit sorted, they knew how
to create linear perspective
and how to understand geometry
but they're doing it in a 3D
space, like
if you look at the sculptures
from ancient Greece, statues
from ancient Greece, which is 2000 years
previous to this, or statues from fucking ancient Babylon or statues from ancient Greece, statues from ancient Greece, which is 2000 years previous to this, or statues from
fucking ancient Babylon
or statues from ancient Egypt
statues were quite realistic
you know, making a
statue look like
an animal or a person
they'd figured that shit out, that looked realistic
but the paintings
did not look like real things
architecture similarly the fucking
they didn't invent a geometric architecture in florence in the 1200s that should have been going
on for a long long time but nobody had figured out how to how or why to use geometry to create a 3d space on a flat 2d surface to create an illusion as such now because
jotto is painting people with buildings in the background he ends up under realizing holy fuck
if i if i just incorporate these lines into this painting that i'm doing even though the painting is flat it feels as if shit is in
the distance if I draw that building in the background really small but the lines of that
building line up perfectly with the bigger building in the front it feels as if the small
building is far away and that was utterly revolutionary that changed how human beings
can see images represented on a 2d space that created the optical illusion of depth within
a fucking painting and what it is really it's it's stereoscopy it's using your two eyes if you put your hand over one of your eyes
you don't have depth perception when you put if you if you just do it now one hand over your eye
it's hard to tell what's in the distance and what's not in the distance but by using both
of your eyes together you have depth perception you can perceive what's far away and what's close. That's stereo vision, right?
Giotto was the first person to really incorporate that into paintings.
And then all he had to do was show other humans.
Once you show people, like it's a bit like,
do you ever look at one of those fucking magic eye things?
Like a magic eye thing where you have to stare at this image really closely and if you stare at it long enough something is revealed
the bigger picture that was a bit like what jotto did he was able to show people now here you go
here's 3d but it's on a flat 2d surface i've created an optical illusion using the science of perspective of linear perspective now jato jato just kind of
sparked this jato if you look at jato's paintings they're not that impressive but they were fucking
impressive for the time they were would have been mind-blowing for people people they would have
people would have really seen them as optical illusions. 100 years later in Florence,
a fellow called Brunelleschi,
who's an architect.
First and foremost, Brunelleschi is an architect
and that's what he's remembered for most,
building huge cathedrals in Florence.
He's one of the most important architects of all time.
Now the thing with architecture, like I mentioned,
if you're building a building,
it needs the strict
science of geometry to understand
how weights
work so the building doesn't fall apart
so Brunelleschi
did this experiment
because he was also handy at drawing and painting
but he was an architect first
what Brunelleschi did
he was in the centre of Florence
where you have all these really well-made buildings.
This is about 1300 and something.
And he draws a building that's in front of him.
He draws it as best he can,
using a ruler, right?
Because this is linear perspective,
and he's drawing a man-made thing
with lots of lines,
lots of perfect lines.
He draws this building.
He holds it in front of himself.
The drawing.
And he cuts a tiny hole in the middle of the drawing that he can see through.
And then in front of the drawing he holds up a mirror.
And he basically devised this experiment.
Where he was able to like visually hack reality he in that moment
uncovered an experiment that showed how the human eye sees lines and he created the science of
linear perspective at that moment if you want to see how this thing works because it's very
difficult to describe over a podcast it's called brunelleschi's peep show that was the experiment
he created this unlocked a fucking wave of creativity in the human brain brunelleschi
was the first person in 50 000 years to scientifically and mathematically show how the human stereo eye, two eyes
interpret depth perception
and how to translate this onto a two dimensional space
how we see 3D
and once Brunelleschi was able to do it
and artists and painters were able to see it
then you have the explosion of the fucking renaissance
then you have painters like fucking
leonardo michelangelo painting things that look like real life the for the first time in history
you see paintings that look like real life and you can't imagine what that would have been like
for people at the time you can't imagine and you have to take it back to what I was saying with those,
the Islamic tribe in the desert in the 1800s.
Because they'd never seen a horse painted on a 2D space,
they couldn't literally see it when it was presented in front of them.
Brunelleschi and the lads in the Renaissance had unlocked
the science of how humans see,
and once you could do it and represent it, everyone could learn.
And of course what you have then is an explosion of creativity that changes the entire way art is made.
Of course we absolutely take it for granted today,
and even if you don't have any artistic skill,
absolutely take it for granted today and even if you don't have any artistic skill and you sat down right now and had to draw a road if you have to if you're sitting at the bottom of a road and you
have to draw this road even if you've never had any artistic training you can probably draw a road
with a house at the distant distance and understand lines of perspective to let me know that house is in the distance and
this house is up front and you might be shit at art but you can do that better than the greatest
artists in ancient egypt could or in the early middle ages because visual culture has cracked cracked for you how we represent 3d spaces on a 2d space so why am i talking about 12 13 14th
century florence in italy in the renaissance when i said this was going to be about music
and stereo recording well because something happened to recorded music around 1950, which is the aural equivalent of Giotto and Brunicelli
discovering linear perspective. And what that is, is stereo recording. So again, this is
a concept that we are drowned in in today's culture. So it's very difficult to explain what it was like for the human brain before this existed
so recording music electronically was something that existed in the late 1800s like in the 1920s
people were able to buy and play records recordings of music you were able to buy a record and play it and hear music on it in the 1920s the 1930s
but these recordings were in mono and what I mean is that they didn't incorporate both ears
it was just one record one microphone down the center and there was no left and right it's all just one like right now as I
speak my voice is in mono it's right down the center but the piano in the background is stereo
it's both ears now here's why this is important with mono recordings of the 1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s,
with mono recordings of music,
all music technology was trying to achieve
was simply record a musical performance
so someone could hear it back.
Just the melody, just the tune.
But what wasn't being thought about
or taken into consideration if you're if you're okay
put it this way if you're sitting in a room and someone is singing and playing guitar and you're
present physically in that room and you're listening to a person playing an instrument
you're using both of your ears and you're not simply just hearing the guitar and their voice.
What you're also hearing is the presence of the room that you're in.
When you're physically in a room with someone playing music,
the sound of the guitar subtly echoes off the wall.
So does their voice.
subtly echoes off the wall so does their voice
and both of your ears together
interpret this in your brain
as a sense of space
you don't just hear the musician
you hear the entire room
and how the music feels
inside that entire room
that's a very important aspect
of experiencing music.
Similarly, if you are using your two eyes to look at a beautiful lake and some trees in real life,
you're using both of your eyes together to see with your brain a 3D image. But early mono recordings of just a musician,
where it's mono, just one path, not both ears,
early mono recordings are the aural equivalent
of a flat drawing that doesn't have depth perspective.
And because the technology for stereo recording
didn't exist in 1920,
when someone's recording a jazz band
or whatever people didn't have a language or understanding for what that feeling of live was
they didn't understand music sounds different in a room because both of your ears together are
create are interpreting a stereo signal and then giving this to your brain as depth.
Two ears together in stereo makes you hear a space.
One ear just makes you hear an instrument, a recording.
And we didn't have language for the presence of being in a room
because technology hadn't really invented it yet.
Nobody has shown it to us.
Well stereo recording was like Giotto or Brunicelli discovering linear perspective.
When I speak about music you know I'm always interested in how the environment where music comes from influences what that music is.
Well stereo recording is quite similar.
So stereo recording is very much a post-war World War II thing
that becomes desirable in what you'd call suburban sprawl
in the 1940s and 1950s in big cities in England and big cities in America.
1940s and 1950s in big cities in England and big cities in America so before World War II a lot of American people lived in cities okay and they lived in cities in very small apartments
and in cramped conditions and the thing is with a lot of people living in a city
you had access to better amenities so if you were a poor Italian or Irish person in the 1920s in New York City then you still might
be at the weekend be able to go to the pub and hear live music or you might be able to go to a
concert and hear a jazz band you had access to these things okay and what you had access to when you went to
see a live band in New York even though you lived in a little small apartment what you had access to
was the live experience of music hearing it with both ears hearing the presence of all the band
together in a room but you don't have words or language for what this is yet. You just call it live music.
After World War II, you see what's called white flight.
A middle class, because like Britain and America are racist countries,
countries that are based on structural racism.
After World War II, people who are white left inner cities for the suburbs.
And they left these inner cities and they went out into the suburbs.
And all of a sudden in the 1940s and 50s, what they have are not cramped little apartments,
but they now have a large house with different rooms and a living room.
But what they don't have is access to the amenities that they would have had, we'll say, in the city.
They now can't go and see a jazz band.
They can't go and see these things because they live miles out in the suburb.
So what you start to see emerge is people getting really interested in listening to records at home.
So you'd have your person in the 1940s or 50s in their suburban house
and they're listening to their mono jazz records or mono blues records.
And they have their little turntable with one speaker
and the band or the musician was recorded with one microphone.
And they're listening to the music and they're going,
this is good, but it's not the same as when I'm there.
And I don't know what that is, but it's not the same as when I'm there and I don't know what that is but it's not the same as when I'm in the room I don't really have a word for it yet but this
record sounds like the tune but it's not the same as when I'm in the room and because these people
are physically becoming detached from the spaces where they can attend gigs or hear live music, they start to desire and fetishise the experience of Carnegie Hall or a jazz club in Harlem.
They start to fetishise this experience in their living room.
And technology comes around, and the technology that can kind of offer this is stereo technology so what starts to emerge
by the 19 late 1940s early 1950s in the suburbs of britain and mainly america is what's referred
to as audiophiles people who are obsessed with audio technology people who have a lot of disposable income living miles out in the silence
of the suburbs
now with these really really expensive
stereo systems at home
and a stereo system
basically just meant you've got
two speakers
you have two speakers
you don't just have one
think back to the old gramophones
it's a fucking record and then one
like metal horn where the sound comes out now you have people with two speakers trying to get stereo
sound and it was incredibly expensive but here's the weird thing the records so these people living
in the american suburbs in the 1940s and 50s who had stereo
systems who could afford it the records that they were purchasing weren't music this is the mad thing
the earliest stereo records that these people were buying were stereo recordings of trains
the sounds of busy cities
recorded with two mics
and they'd invite all their friends over
and they'd be sitting around their fucking $2000 stereo system
not listening to music
but listening to the sounds of trains and one thing that was incredibly popular the
most popular stereo record that was sold recordings of ping pong matches because with ping pong you
have one mic at this side of the table and another mic at the other and the person sitting in their
suburban home in 1950 is sitting down with their friends,
listening on a stereo to people hitting ping-pongs left, right, left, right.
So I'm going to play you an example now of, this is a record from 1957,
which is called Sounds in Space. And this is one of these records that was sold to suburban people who could afford a stereo system.
And it's just fucking bizarre to think that people were sitting around with their two speakers and this is what they were listening to.
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So that there is a record from 1957 that these people who had stereo systems would buy and play.
All it is, is, you know, if you're listening to that with headphones,
you'll hear it properly.
It's the sound of a person's footsteps going from left to right, left to right.
And this was mind-blowing for people.
Oh my God, it sounds like real life.
It was like wearing 3D glasses for your ears.
They couldn't believe that they're sitting in their living rooms
and what they're hearing on their speakers sounds like what real life sounds like.
It's the exact same as the paintings of Giotto from the 12th century.
A piece of technology now exists to show people how the human ears hear sound.
But still, humans didn't really have language for what it was.
Where's the music is what you're thinking.
Where's the stereo music it's a fucking
record why are you sitting around listening to people's footsteps or trains or why are you
listening to ping pong matches where's the fucking music and the mad thing is in 1957
that was almost too big a creative leap when these audiophiles when it was suggested to them
stereo music people were saying things like what do you mean stereo music when i go and see a band
the guitar player doesn't like move around the stage what do you mean stereo music i don't understand and people didn't get
it they didn't we didn't have the language for it we it it had never happened before we'd never had
to think about it it was too advanced it's like why do the drawings not look real i don't know
no one has shown me what perspective is yet. This painting is a horse.
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
I've never seen a horse painted before.
I've just seen a real horse.
It's like saying this music is in stereo.
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
I've only ever heard music with my two ears.
I need to hear stereo music.
I need it to be made and shown to me
so that I can properly understand what it is.
So finally, a person had a hunch
and figured out what to try and do.
So in 1959, there was a fella called Enoch Light.
And Enoch Light was a jazz band leader in the 30s.
So Enoch Light is a little bit like Giotto
when Giotto discovered linear perspective. I mentioned Giotto in the 30s. So Enoch Light is a little bit like Giotto when Giotto discovered linear perspective.
I mentioned Giotto in the 12th century
was trying to draw reality,
but because he was in an environment
where there was buildings around him,
that accidentally caused him to see linear perspective.
Well, Enoch Light being a band leader
meant that he, his job, for years he was
on the fucking stage, right, leading a jazz band where there might be six or seven musicians all
around him but because he's on stage, not out there in the audience, his proximity, physical
proximity to the musicians meant that how he heard jazz on stage is different
to how the audience hears it. So he's on stage, very close to all the musicians leading him,
and he notices through years and years, yeah, sure, the fucking, the saxophonist was on my left,
and then the drummer was on my right, and then the bass player was right down the middle.
and then the bass player was right down the middle so he through his job like jotto with the buildings had this natural understanding of stereo in music because of the environment so enoch light
is very interested in this emerging stereo movement and very interested in the fact that
there's all these suburban homes listening with
stereo players and listening to records but the fucking records they're listening to are recordings
of footsteps and recordings of ping pong matches and he's like what the fuck is this about why
aren't they listening to music well someone needs to make proper stereo music that showcases the system and he by listening to he took direct inspiration
from the ping pong recordings so Enoch Light noticed these people in the suburban homes they
want to hear ping pong matches they're getting a kick off on the left speaker you hear the ball
getting a slap and on the right speaker you hear the ball getting a slap and it goes back and forth and this creates a very explicit and obvious sense of space and
this is exciting these people how can i do this with music so in 1959 enoch light released an
album called persuasive percussion and again this album wasn't even it wasn't like musical it wasn't like a piece
of art it was a piece of music it was it was it was recordings of music just for these people
with stereo systems so it wasn't even a piece of art it's like here's another sound effects album
for you to showcase your system with except the sound effects happen to be musicians so this here what
i'm about to play you it's the first ever it's jotto this is a jotto painting but music it's
the first ever attempt at here's how music should sound in stereo and what i find so beautiful is
the opening lines of it you can hear that the cunt was inspired by the ping pong match albums. Thank you. So what you have there, that's a very important piece of history.
That is...
That's the birth of a new art form right there.
Persuasive Percussion is the album, 1959.
And it's not created as
a piece of art again it's created as
something to showcase a stereo system
you'll notice there that the bongos
went immediately from the left ear
to straight over to the right ear
and back down the middle it's still
considered like a sound effects album
but that's the Giotto painting
there that's no longer
music was being recorded for 50 years before that but they were just recording performances in mono
now you've created something new you can't do that on a stage that's now using technology to control the stereo, how humans hear music left and right and now creating an image, an audio image.
That's a new art form being born right there in 1959.
And that obviously sold incredibly well with people with stereo systems.
Stereo then started to become more
popular. More people had access to stereo. And then in the 1960s, you start to see pop
music being made in stereo. You start to see audio production and how music is recorded
and mixed being an art form in itself that's the renaissance
that album
that stereo album is Giotto
discovering linear perspective
with fucking Brunelleschi
and then
the music that came afterwards
in particular the Beatles
the Beatles in fairness
in particular the Beatles
that's the Renaissance.
Someone has discovered how the human ear hears music.
Now we're taking that knowledge
and we're going to create a new type of art.
Now, it wasn't just the Beatles.
Many artists in the 60s started to experiment with stereo sound
and enhance the art form.
But the Beatles were the ones, they really, really went at it.
It's fashionable at the moment to shit on the Beatles.
It's fashionable at the moment to shit on the Beatles.
And there's many critiques you can lay against the Beatles.
You often hear people say, the Beatles are just a lot
of white lads from Britain and their earliest stuff they took music from black artists and
became popular with it same with the Rolling Stones that's a legitimate critique that's a
legitimate critique the Beatles because of their their their white skin essentially were able to become very very popular on America
with sounds that
initially were taken from black artists
that's a fact
and that's deserving of critique
but what the
what the Beatles
what's going to have the Beatles
remembered in a thousand years time
and I do believe
that in the way that I can speak about Giotto in the 12th century Beatles remembered in a thousand years time. And I do believe that.
In the way that I can speak about Giotto.
In the 12th century.
And his use of linear perspective.
To show how the human eyes see in stereo.
The Beatles would be remembered.
For how they.
Used.
Emerging technology.
To change what music is. Okay okay music had been recorded for 50 years the Beatles weren't just making songs they weren't just making songs that were to be performed live
but with a lot of the artists in the 60s in particular the Beatles they're going this is
something new this isn't about just making songs that are nice and that you record live and you
play them for an audience no no no we're using technology to deliver music to people via records
that they can now listen on a stereo system and we can do new things with sound and
music that have never been possible before because the technology didn't exist. This is a new form of
art and music has been around for 50,000 years but this is new. This is a new type of musical art
that the human brain hasn't experienced before and of course I have to give credit to George
Martin often called the fifth Beatle who was the he was the Beatles producer George Martin was the studio
person who had years and years of experience who was an audio nerd who would have been the one who
pushed the Beatles towards exploring in stereo and the first proper Beatles album that was so a lot of earlier Beatles albums were recorded in mono
and then mixed into stereo afterwards but the at the 1969 album Abbey Road was the Beatles album
that they literally recorded it in stereo with stereo in mind with the actual use of stereo, as in both speakers, creating the art.
And the best example of this, I think, is the song Here Comes the Sun,
which is actually, George Harrison wrote it.
George Harrison was the guitar player in the Beatles.
And I'm going to play this for you now,
and hopefully it won't get the fucking podcast taken down,
because I know playing the Beatles music is dodgy,
but I'm playing this because I'm backing up a fucking argument
so this 1969 song
is the perfect example of
stereo being used
to change an art form
how stereo is used to tell a fucking story
so I'm going to play the first 30 seconds of Here
Comes the Sun what I want you to be listening for is how the placement of sounds between left and
right speakers creates an actual story the guitar starts on the right speaker then the vocal comes
in on the left with a little bit of a synthesizer and then everything
comes together down the middle with the drums that's a three-act structure and it's hard for
us to listen to this now and hear it as revolutionary because it's so fucking revolutionary
it's just become standard but this at the time it had never been done before it's like in 1959
some cunt came along with a jazz album
that did left and right
now we're truly incorporating this
to create a new form of art
that enhances music
in a way that live simply cannot Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
I say it's alright So of course every fucking song sounds like that now
But like
And I know I've just
For any music nerds
I've just completely Swaded over the entirety of the 60s and the massive, massive musical advancements that were made by other artists in the 60s.
I know I did that because for me to go through, I could fucking literally do a podcast year by year for the 60s regarding how technology changed the art form of music but for the hot taker in me
here comes the sun is just a perfect example of that's the culmination of the stereo experiments
of the 60s and going here's how it becomes art here's how you tell a story it's storytelling using the placement of sounds and incorporating
how the human ear hears sound left and right together a stereo image and that's why i'm
talking about giotto and bruno brunocelli at the start of the podcast they discovered
how the human eye sees in stereo how two eyes perceive depth stereo sound is how the human eye sees in stereo. How two eyes perceive depth.
Stereo sound is how the human ear perceives depth in the very, very abstract space of sound,
which is symmetrical vibrations of air.
And that's why it took...
That's why we discovered stereo sound a thousand years after fucking stereo vision
because it requires higher technology you know right now what technologies right now are
what technologies right now do we not have a verbal or perceptual language for
i would guess uh emerging vr technology virtual reality things like the Oculus Rift headset
these things are really only
becoming available to people
in the past 10 years
and if you've ever used
a VR headset
you know a lot of the video
games and stuff on it, they're not very
good, it's, the video games
are there more to showcase
the technology rather than to be a truly
enjoyable experience and it's it seemed right now with virtual reality we're like the people in the
suburbs in the 1950s listening to records of ping pong matches that's where we are right now with
virtual reality we're exploring this technology within the limitations of our language
and perception and something needs to happen what virtual reality needs to do is to truly deeply
simulate the lived experience of being a human existing in a 3D space and we haven't figured
that one out yet with VR
so instead
you just have
rollercoaster games
that make you feel
a little bit of butterfly
in your stomach
but I think VR
is where we're at right now
that's the next thing
that's just me guessing
alright that was my hot take
I hope you enjoyed it
I hope you listened to that episode
with headphones on
so you could understand
that I'm talking about fucking stereo
God bless
I'll talk to you next week
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