The Blindboy Podcast - What the history of Onions can tell us about Trumps tariff war

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

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Swerve past the pervert's gerbil you useless Susans. Welcome to the Blind By Podcast. All countries got a queer throat. I've got a queer throat this week. I've been hoovering up the strepsils but I caught myself some type of southern hemisphere tansalitis on an airplane to Australia. The dry air, the dry air and the flight must have vandalised my gullet and left me croaking like an anxious hawk. A bereaved hawk. A hawk with a dead wife. Croaking from its nest. That's what I sound like. A hawk with a dead wife. I don't know why that's funny.

It's really sad, because hawks are endangered. I'm just imagining, imagining a pair of hawks getting married, you know? They're just, they're very expressive faces. Hawks have a lot of expression in their eyes and their beaks, and I think they'd look very funny in a little tuxedo or a dress. No disrespect to the hawks out there. Wonderful birds. Close relation to the buzzard almost went extinct.

Buzzards almost went extinct in Ireland but since about 2009 there's been a very successful campaign to reintroduce buzzards, which of course, apex predators, incredibly important indigenous animals for biodiversity. Actually something I wanted to mention this week, something that gave me wonderful hope. When I was coming back, so as you know I was over in fucking Australia and New Zealand at a wonderful time. And I flew back there last week. And when I was driving from Dublin airport back to Limerick, the fucking windscreen on the car was battered with insects.

By the time we got to Tipperary, it was difficult to see out the window. My buddy Chris was driving me back. Chris, Chris actually just says, speaking about birds of prey, Chris lives in an actual cow shed and he has an owl. An owl lives in the attic of his cow shed and he feeds the owl biscuits and the owl eats them which I did not think owls would eat biscuits. We were driving back from Dublin and we got as far as Tipperary and you could barely see out the window and I saw this and I assumed that the road was dirty. And then we look closer and it's like, no, it's insects, insects. The windshield is battered with insects. It had been so long since I'd seen that, that I assumed it was dirt from the road. I haven't seen a windshield battered with

insects since I was a young child, about 10 years of age at least, and I didn't notice that that had stopped happening until it was pointed out. That's the thing with biodiversity collapse, it's very slow. Like I remember sometime around 2015. No earlier, about 2012. Remember about 2012. Going out for cans in the summertime. Summertime evening cans in someone's garden. You know when the sun, when the sun is that gorgeous slanty peachy orange that you get in June and it's the evening time and the cold of night time is just creeping in and you're drinking cans and it's beautiful except your head is really itchy because of all the midges that are eating your head. And I remember around 2012 drinking cans in the evening at a garden party and going, something's off here, what's

going on? Why isn't my head itchy? And then from then on, I noticed that my head wasn't itchy in the evening times because the insects were dying. The insects were fucking dying. I had memories of my itchy childhood scalp. And now the insects were dying, no more fucking midges. And it's the same thing with the windshields. Just noticed about ten years ago. Holy fuck. Why aren't windshields? At first I thought it was maybe it's the new design of cars, maybe windshield wipers are better. I think of all these excuses, because I'm like, I remember being a kid and marveling at the amount of insects

that were on the windshield after a drive in the country. I remember this. Where are the insects gone? And you're blaming technology and then you finally realize, oh no, the insects are dead. This is called biodiversity collapse, it's really serious. It's serious because it's the destruction of an ecosystem. What would it mean for Ireland

if the insect populations collapsed? You'd have less food, because those insects pollinate, they pollinate fucking crops that we grow to eat. You'd have less mammals, because those mammals, whether it be birds or rabbits or rats or whatever the fuck, badgers, they eat insects. So if the insects are dying they run out of their natural food source. Same

with fish and the health of rivers that depend upon insects. It's an ecosystem. Fucking animals and wood and rotting things wouldn't decompose because the insects wouldn't be there to help them decompose. That would cause an imbalance in soil chemicals. You'd have a complete collapse. So biodiversity collapse is very important. So I was thrilled. I was so happy to see that many dead insects on my windshield on the way back from fucking Dublin last week. It's a very good sign and then when I got home my buddy Kali Ennis who I've had on this podcast about four times. Kali is an expert on insects and Kali is now he's a biodiversity officer up in Trinity College.

So his job, his job is literally keeping track of insect numbers in Ireland. He posted, and this was, this was about a day after I saw all those fucking insects on my windshield, Collie posted, I've seen more native bees and butterflies in the last week than I did all last summer. Very encouraging. So that's the Trinity College Biodiversity Officer saying, in one week, in one week in Ireland, he's seen more bees and butterflies than he saw all last summer. So that's, that's really, really fucking important.

So that's really, really fucking important. And I must bring Collie back on to speak about this, but you know I'd cast a Georgiadis on the podcast last week speaking about biodiversity in Australia and the importance of having your own little wildflower garden or your own little pond. And I've spoken about my wildflower garden which is tiny but how I've seen it takes about a year but how I've seen just a tiny patch of wildflower introduced to me insects I'd never seen before in my life in a tiny patch I've watched it nature is powerful and in Ireland And in Ireland, since around COVID, since around maybe 2021, we've had the All Ireland Pollinator Plan. And what this is, it's an initiative, right?

It's government driven. I think it's funded by the EU and it's been an initiative since 2021 involving local authorities, businesses, schools, farmers, you, me. It's an initiative to create habitats for pollinators, for insects specifically, the pollinate but all fucking insects. And this can mean building ponds, but the big one, the big one is, and you'll have noticed this, just local councils not mowing as much during the summer. Not mowing as much on the side of roads and in roundabouts in particular. Roundabouts that are messy and that are full of native wildflower. And this is happening up and down the country and I hope

I hope that all those insects that splattered against my fucking windshield. I know they're dead Sorry about that, but I hope that all those insects that splattered against my windshield are a direct a direct result of that all Ireland pot or pollinator plan and I hope that as Collie said he's seen Bees and butterflies, you know more in one week than he saw all last summer I hope that that's a result of the pollinator plan too. I'm saying hope because this is just anecdotal I'm not a scientist. This is

Anec anecdotal observations. But we really need, we need a success. We need a success like that. We need to see that our actions have results. Because that's motivating. When you see that, when you see, holy fuck! All the insects in Ireland were on the brink of extinction and then we just everybody just stopped cutting their fucking lawns and people got stuck in and built a few ponds and now things are improving? Really? That's why I'm being chased by a wasp? Really? We need that. We really really need that because

that type of that success gives us hope and then the hope gives us action. Which I'm kind of paraphrasing something that Kasta said last week. I still sound like a fucker, I still sound like a bereaved hawk. A hawk! A hawk who's crying. Because there's no mice for the hawk to eat. Because the mice have no insects to eat. If this is your first episode of this podcast, I suggest going back to an earlier episode

to familiarise yourself with the lore of this podcast. I don't know if this is going to be a good one to start off on. I'm absolutely ravished from jet lag too. Every night, my eyelids are falling out of my head at about half seven in the evening, and I'm having to force myself to stay awake to about 11 or 12. I've been through I've been through so many time zones that I think

It takes 14 days for my body to fully get back to Irish time and I'm really noticing it I'm gonna answer some of your questions this week. I asked people on Instagram for some questions or what do you want me to chat about. Usually when I do these fucking podcasts where I answer questions I rarely get around to answering multiple questions. I'm gonna try to answer multiple questions. Ali asked, can you speak about the history of onions? That's a great question. That's a wonderful question. You know I love doing podcasts about food. Food holds knowledge. Food is a way to...

You can read stories from food in the absence of writing. Food is human behavior. Food is human desire. So onions, you'd assume onions are one of these more modern vegetables. Is it a vegetable? It's a bulb. You'd assume it's one of these fucking food stuffs that came over from the Americas. It has a bang of the Americas about it, but it's not, it's from Asia. One of the first vegetables that humans domesticated. We've had onions for a long time, six, seven thousand years.

The wild ancestor of the onion, which would have grown around China up as far as Pakistan, the wild ancestor of the onion probably would have looked like a spring onion, smaller, a little bulb underneath the soil, and then humans just picked the best ones until we ended up with what we now call an onion. They're great because they can make you cry when you cut them, what the fuck is that about? And raw onion is disgusting. Maybe you like it, I don't know. I find raw onion to be very offensive and violent. But then when you cook it, it's wonderful and sweet. I use onions in almost every single dish. It just adds a wonderful savory sweetness. The ancient Egyptians

used to worship onions. They believed that the concentric circles and the nature of the onion's layer revealed something about eternity. Onions are really durable. They take a long time to go off. And they're protected in their really sturdy fuckers. Protected in their own little weird paper. And Jesus Christ, I'd be keeping onions for a long time. And it's very rare I could have onions there for a month, and it's very rare that I'd

take out an onion, and it's unusable. They really, they keep well for a long time compared to other vegetables. And in the middle ages, Sometimes onions were acceptable as currency because of this durability. Now I'm just listing off interesting onion facts there because someone asked me to go researching into onions so I went delving into the onion facts and looking for that story. What can onions tell us about humans? And something really fascinating, you know the stereotypical image of a French man, right? If you grew up watching American and English TV, particularly comedy, right?

stereotypical, the stereotype of a French person is a fella with a handlebar mustache, a beret, a black and white stripey jumper, and then a bushel of onions hanging around his neck. And that popped into my head. I was like, why do we, what's going on with, why is the stereotypical caricature of French people? Why do they have onions around their necks? What the fuck is that about? Like here in Ireland we've got these crisps. Onion rings. You've got onion rings everywhere. You've got onion rings in America, you have them in Britain too.

In Ireland we've got onion rings and they're called Johnny onion rings. And on the front of the packet is a cartoon of a little French man with onions around his neck. So I wanted to figure out what the fuck is this about and I went looking into the story and it's quite interesting and it tells us a lot about about trade and it tells us about what's going on at the moment with Donald Trump and his tariffs. So onions grow everywhere. They grow in most climates. Now in the North East of France there's an area called Brittany, right? Brittany, it's in France but they're different to French people in the way that the Basque people are different. The people of Brittany are Breton. And they don't speak French, they speak Breton.

Which is, it's fairly a unique language because it's a Celtic language. It's not a Latin Roman influenced language like French or English. So the people of Brittany, north west of France, just it's nearly close to England you know just poking out of France nearly close to England across the channel. This was a very poor region in like the 1800s right quite a poor region the people are culturally different to the French, very rugged terrain, sandy soil with great drainage and wonderful for growing vegetables in particular onions. Around the coast there's this port in Brittany called Roscoff and they grow these wonderful pink, bright pink onions called Roscoff onions. And they were particularly delicious onions.

Now Brittany is poor, so the onion farmers of Brittany, they want to sell their onions in Paris, right? They want to go inland, in France, to fucking Paris with their onions. But Brittany is so rugged and hilly and mountainous that in like the 1820s, the journey on foot or by donkey or whatever from Brittany to Paris with your onions was just too much effort,

it was too much hassle, it wasn't worth it. See, of all these onion farmers in Brittany, these Breton farmers with their wonderful sweet pink onions. And they're like, we've nowhere to sell these onions, we can't trade these onions, it's too much hassle getting to Paris, what will we do? Now the beauty of the onion, like I said, is that it's durable, it's protected by its own skin, it doesn't go off, it stays fresh for a long time so long as you keep it dry. So every summer the onion farmers of Brittany, they used to say we don't have to go to France, why don't we go across the English Channel and bring our onions to England on little boats. So this is like early 1800s. So the Brittany farmers every summer that's

what they did. They'd get on a small boat, not even a ship, they'd get onto a boat themselves, pack it full of their pink onions, and then they'd row across the English Channel, and they'd go to England. The first people they met on the docks were sailors. Because you know, the British fucking Navy, big deal. Now sailors were terrified of scurvy. Scurvy is when you don't have vitamin C in your diet. So the sailors would buy the onions because the onions kept well on the ship when they go out

to sea and the onions have vitamin C. You have to remember this is the early 1800s. You can't keep things fresh and also this is before the Jaffa Orange. Okay? Because you're thinking, sailors, vitamin C, did they not have oranges? Did they not have limes? In the early 1800s, no not really. The oranges and limes that were available to them, they used to go rotten. They'd go rotten.

It wasn't until the invention of the Jaffa Orange which I've done an entire podcast on I think it's called I think it's called the blood-soaked history of Jaffa cakes from a couple of months back. The Jaffa orange Which was bred in Palestine. That was the first Swede orange with a really thick skin that could be transported across great distances and would keep But before the Jaffa Orange, English sailors were like gonna have to eat a raw onion so I don't die. So these these these these lads are coming over from Brittany, these Breton lads, on their little boats and they're selling their pink onions to the sailors

and the sailors are buying them. The Breton lads go back, they tell their friends, they say fuck Paris, get on a boat and go to England, they're mad for our onions over there. Then they start traveling further afield and they make it to Wales. And the Breton onion farmers have a wonderful crack in Wales because the Breton language, the language in Brittany, it's a Celtic language, it's way closer to Cornish and to Welsh than it is to English. So these Breton onion farmers are in Wales now, we're talking 1820, and they're wearing traditional Breton clothes. So the traditional Breton clothes is they wear

a Breton shirt which is a black and white striped shirt that comes from Brittany and they're wearing a beret which is a Breton hat. They're traveling all around Wales and England and they're selling pink onions, Roscoff onions door to door and the easiest way for them to transport these onions is they wear them around their neck and they became known locally as Onion Johnnies. And that's where that that's where the stereotypical image of the Frenchman comes from. It wasn't Frenchmen, they were from Brittany. They're Breton Onion Johnnies who literally were a very common sight in the summertime in Wales and Cornwall and in England

when they would walk around with stripy shirts and onions around their necks. And here's the thing, the pink onions that they were selling, I wouldn't call them a luxury item, but they were expensive. They were expensive because they were grown in Brittany, the lads had to bring them over themselves.

They were able to, if you're on a fucking small boat, you're not bringing that many onions with you. You're bringing maybe two sacks at most. That's not a lot of onions. And then you're hanging them around your neck. So that's a small amount of onions. But yet, just selling that small amount of onions alone is enough to pay these farmers wages for the year. So it was incredibly lucrative to go to England or Wales with a tiny

amount of pink onions and sell them. So they were quite expensive and people were willing to buy them because they were scarce. What I would compare it to is, and just because I've come back from Australia, it's hard to get drugs in Australia. It's hard to get cocaine in Australia. Because it's hard to get cocaine into Australia. Australia's got tight fucking borders, right? A lot of Irish people go to Australia, right? And chances are,

you know someone who's been caught bringing coke into Australia. I know someone who was caught bringing coke into Australia. Irish lads or girls can bring a small amount of cocaine to Australia and sell it for four or five times the price over there because it's a scarce sought-after commodity. It's expensive and it's worth their while bringing that small amount of coke to Australia. So these onion Johnnies in the 1820s, they're selling pink onions that are about the same price as cocaine in Australia. Quite expensive, sought after onions that people were willing to buy.

So that's where we get our stereotypical Frenchman image. Onion Johnnies, they were real people and they disappeared just after World War Two because after World War Two Britain was fucked and Britain became economically protectionist. As in, Britain limited the amount of fruit and vegetables coming into the country to boost domestic production of fruit and vegetables for their own economy. So after that these these pink fucking onions weren't coming in unless they were smuggled. Now today I can buy onions. I can go to Don's or Aldi and I can buy onions and they're really, really cheap. French onions, Spanish onions, whatever I want, they're really cheap.

Those Brittany onions, the pink ones in the 1820s, I can't tell you how much they cost, but like I said, a tiny amount that you could put around your neck was worth traveling to Wales on a boat, spending three months of summer there. That was enough to give an onion farmer his yearly wage. So they were probably quite expensive. They should be that expensive. They've traveled a long journey. They're quite scarce. They come from a particular region. They're sought after. They should be expensive. They're a delicacy. And then the onions that grow up the road, in the field, they're the cheap onions. So why are all my onions now, today, why are they all dead cheap? Because of free trade agreements and globalization.

That gives me cheap onions, but there's hidden costs. It's not necessarily a good thing The world today is built on on free trade agreements and globalization Donald Trump the past few weeks is attacking that I don't really understand why a lot of people don't understand why there doesn't appear to be a clear plan and Some people are even aren't sure he knows what he's fucking doing. But to give you an example of free trade, there's a city in Spain that I love called Cordoba.

And I've been there many times to write my books. One year, I think it was about 2017, I was in Cardoba and I ran out of moisturiser. I fucking love moisturiser. I adore moisturiser. I love moisturising my face. I love washing my face in the morning and then it feels dry because I've just washed it and then rubbing wonderful moisturiser on my face. It feels great. It is important to me as brushing my teeth. If I don't have moisturiser on my face, I notice it. My face feels tight and itchy. So I was in Cardoba once and I ran out of my fucking moisturiser. And I was like BOLLOCKS. My specific moisturiser, I can't buy it here in Spain, fuck what am I gonna do. So I walked into a little shop and they made their own moisturizers from olive oil and olive oil moisturizer and I bought it and it was

like God wanking onto my face. It was like my skin was drinking the moisturizer, the most wonderful beautiful moisturizer I've ever had with this citrusy smell of lemons off it and it quickly became my favorite moisturizer in the whole world. I bought multiple bottles and took them back to Ireland and last week I finally ran out. I ran out of these fucking moisturizers that you can only get in one shop in Cordoba in Spain because they make it in this one shop and I ran out of it. This is technically a luxury item. I can only get this in one shop in fucking Spain. This is really scarce. This

is coveted to me. It should have been a disaster last week. My favourite moisturiser is gone. What am I going to do? How will I get it again? It wasn't a problem. It wasn't a problem. I went online the shop had a website The moisturizer it's not expensive. It's 16 quid for one bottle and that bottle lasts me six months. So that's not expensive at all I just happen to love the moisturizer, but I clicked a button I bought the Spanish moisturizer for the exact same price the exact same price as if I'd have walked into the shop in fucking Spain And it gets sent to my gaff for the exact same price because there's free trade in the EU. There's no tariffs I can order

Meisterizer from Spain and it goes to limerick and it's the same price as if I was in fucking Spain. That's free trade. That's globalization and it's the same price as if I was in fucking Spain. That's free trade, that's globalization. Wonderful. For me, for a consumer, that's fucking wonderful. But it kinda shouldn't exist. That moisturizer had to come over on a boat or on a plane. There was significant environmental impact. Just so I could buy fucking moisturizer in Spain for 16 quid.

The environment takes the hit. So that I can have access to free trade like that, so that I can have access to Spanish beauty products. There was a man in County Mead who was ritualistically murdered 2,300 years ago right. We know this because his body was dug up in a bog. He's a bog body called Clannigh Cavan Man, right? A 2,300 year old Irish man, dug out of a bog, mummified. You can visit him in the National Museum.

He looks like a leather handbag. But here's the thing, when you dig up a bog body, that's 2,300 years old, the archaeologists and scientists and anthropologists, they go ape shit because they're like, brilliant! Wow! This fairly well preserved body, now we can find out something about life 2,300 years ago. So they can analyse if there's any food contents in the stomach. But the big thing with this Clonny Cavin man is the hair on his head was preserved and they analyzed the hair

on this bad body's head and they found that he had hair gel and this hair gel came from Spain. It came from the area of Spain where I get my fucking olive oil moisturizer that cost 16 quid. But when they dug up this bug body, 2300 years old, they were able to tell that this man was a king. They knew that this man was a king, because only a king, 2300 years ago, could afford to have Spanish hair gel. How did they know it's Spanish hair gel? Because it was made from the resin of trees that were found in Andalusia. So that's brilliant because it tells us 2,300 years ago Ireland had a trade relationship with Spain and the other

important thing that Clonicaven man's body tells us is So he was definitely ritualistically killed. He was murdered, right? The expensive hair gel meant he was probably a king or royal and his nipples were cut off and the nipple cutting off things very interesting because So this is 2,300 years ago, but 1,500 years ago Saint Patrick Wrote down on his confessions just one little strange mention. St. Patrick wrote down because Patrick was from Wales you see. He wrote about a strange Irish custom where a man had to suck the nipples of another man if he was of higher status. Patrick mentions that and

that's all we have. And historians connect that from 1500 years ago with Clonny Caveman with his nipples cut off. And what they reckon is, in ancient pre-Christian Ireland, a king was married to the goddess of the land. And something about the marriage of the king to the land goddess made the king's nipples conduits of fertility for the land. And basically that king's job, the king's job was to get the land goddess pregnant, to make the land fertile for there to be crops. And if he failed to get the land pregnant, if there was a famine, if there was a crop

failure, if there was bad weather, then the king failed, and he was ritualistically killed, and then they chopped off his nipples. And those two things, that's all we have. That's all we have to guess about Irish pre-Christian beliefs. So that's guesswork, but the one thing you can be fairly fucking sure about. If this cunt had Spanish hair gel in his head 2500 years ago, he was very, very, very wealthy. Because that hair gel had to travel a very long distance in order to make it to Ireland. Lots of energy was expended to get it to Ireland, so therefore it's scarce and it's expensive. My god's come. Olive oil moisturiser.

It shouldn't cost me 16 quid. It shouldn't cost 16 quid. It should be a very expensive luxury item that makes me think twice about buying it. Because me, the consumer, I'm absorbing the cost of the great distance it has to travel so it should be expensive. That's not the case. Because there's free passage of goods in the EU, free trade. And I got free delivery.

I got free delivery because I bought three bottles. So that's free trade. Wonderful for the consumer, but the costs are massive and they're hidden. And the costs are the environment and often human rights. Like, I'm just using my moisturizer there as an example. I'm gonna buy that moisturizer once every couple of years. The impact on the environment there isn't huge. One day I was on Google Maps, was on Google Maps looking at the area of Spain that I visit in Cordoba. I love

using Google Maps. Just seeing a country from above. And I drifted down from Cordoba and Andalusia, down to the southern coast of Spain on Google Maps. So this is a satellite view. And as I got down to the southern coast of Spain, I saw like what I what I thought was a giant white desert just this huge huge area of just pure white and I'm thinking fuck it I didn't know there was a desert like a flat white salty desert on the south coast of Spain I want to go and visit here so I zoomed down and down and I zoom in and I'm like, this isn't a desert. What the fuck is this? So the area is called Almeria in Spain. It's on the south coast. And this area, it's like multiple times the size of Cork. It's fucking huge. And I'm zooming in on maps and I'm seeing what looks like

just miles and miles and miles of fields, but these fields are pure white. And I'm wondering what the fuck could this be? What fields are bright white? Why does this area look so strange? Why is it so big? It's just fields of white. And I go go deeper and deeper and then I go fuck this and I do Google Street View and it's not white fields it's plastic so this area in Spain, Almeria, it's miles and miles and miles of shitty plastic greenhouses right and chances are if you had a salad today, if you add vegetables, if you add fruit, you bought them in the supermarket, in Ireland they came from there. 60% of Europe's fruit and vegetables are grown

there in those Almerian greenhouses. If you had a strawberry today, it definitely came from those greenhouses. And then when you look around the greenhouses, now this is a European country. There's literally miles and miles of shanty towns, not even houses. Weird little tents that people build out of all bits of greenhouses, whatever they can find. No sanitation, nothing. That's where the thousands and thousands of migrant workers live, who pick all those fruit and vegetables that you and I eat.

Now, like those Breton onion sellers who were getting on boats and traveling to Wales and selling their onions. In the gigantic industrial greenhouses of Almeria in Spain, African migrants make the trip over on a boat. They go to the beaches and they get jobs in Almeria as undocumented workers. Undocumented, they're not EU citizens, they're technically illegal migrants, and they don't have workers' rights, they don't get paid properly.

These humans are being exploited. There's human rights abuses going on. And they're living in huts that don't have sewage or sanitation. In an EU country, in an EU country, people are just looking the other way. And that's where your salad came from today. That's where our fruit and veg came from.

So that you and I can have access to incredibly cheap, incredibly cheap food. Human beings are being exploited, underpaid, living in unsafe conditions. Migrants, a lot of them are dying as they make the trip across from Africa to Spain. These people are being exploited. The climate has been destroyed because of the sheer volume of your, most of the lettuce in Ireland comes from these greenhouses in Spain. Most of the sheer volume of... most of the lettuce in Ireland comes from these greenhouses in Spain. Most of the lettuce in Ireland comes from these greenhouses in Spain. That Spanish lettuce is cheaper than if you buy lettuce in Ireland. Have you tried buying

locally grown, like fruit and vegetables that are organic and grown close to where you live? Have you tried to do that? You can. You can do it. It's really, really expensive. Why is fruit and vegetables that's grown around the corner from your house, why is that really expensive and only wealthy people can buy it? But fruit and veg from fucking Spain is incredibly cheap, is unbelievably cheap, and anybody can buy it. Because of globalization, because of free trade agreements and globalization. It's not cheap.

It's cheap to me and you the consumer, but it's not cheap because it's literally destroying the planet and it relies upon the exploitation of migrant workers. And that's the only reason that me and you have cheap food. And that then is one of the underpinnings of the system of neoliberal capitalism. One of the underpinnings of the system of neoliberal capitalism is cheap food. Everybody must have access to cheap food because then that keeps wages down. Not just cheap food, cheap goods. Since the fall of the Soviet Union,

when capitalism lost its competitor, we entered the era of globalization. Cheap fucking everything. If your toaster breaks tomorrow, are you going to get that toaster fixed? Are you going to get that toaster and bring it into town and get a person in an electronic shop to fix that toaster?

You're not. You're not gonna do that because that job doesn't really exist anymore. The person who used to have a little shop in town who fixes toasters, he's gone. Can't afford the rent and no one needs his job anymore. Why? If your toaster fucking breaks you buy a new toaster. Cause they're so cheap. You gonna get your television fixed? Probably not.

You're gonna get a new television. Unless you're really broke. You're gonna buy a new television. I grew up. And I'm talking... This is the fucking... When I was a kid in the 80s and maybe some of the early 90s. We rented our television.

This was normal. Talk to your parents. People rented their televisions because they were so expensive. Look at game shows. Look at TV game shows from the 70s and 80s and 90s. What were they giving away on game shows? Televisions, dishwashers, dryers, ovens.

These things were expensive. They were expensive. They were scarce. They were expensive, they were scarce, they were probably being made in Western countries where people were being paid a living wage, this put the price up, these things were fucking expensive. And then from the mid 1990s onwards, China, China became the world's manufacturing hub and China flooded the global north with cheap everything. And cheap everything is part, if you've been listening to this podcast you know I've been

shitting on neoliberalism quite a lot, cheap everything is part of neoliberalism. When dishwashers were so expensive that you just didn't buy one or when televisions were so expensive that you rented them. The 80s, the 70s, fair enough your TV was really expensive but people had better wages, there was greater social net, public services weren't privatized, people weren't living in tents in the street, healthcare was affordable, housing was affordable, people had job security, people had full-time contracts, people had unions, workers' rights,

people had a stable standard of living, but they didn't have access to really cheap shit. That's how I grew up. I grew up two working parents, food, warmth, clothing, security. But if you wanted to buy Vianetta or Romantica ice cream, you were a lunatic and never mentioned that again because that's extravagant and expensive and never speak about that again. We didn't have a dishwasher, we didn't have a VHS player, we rented the television and if the toaster broke, my ma brought it into the

fella in town who fixed fucking toasters. But at the same time, and this is all around the global north, at the same time that neoliberal policies come in, unions are taken away, healthcare becomes privatised, lots of national industries, so like in England, steel, fucking the railway was nationalised, British telecom, electricity, good fucking solid government jobs. These things are privatised. Housing becomes financialised, which means from about the 80s onwards, like my parents got a house in the 1960s. When I speak to my ma about, my parents got a house in the 1960s. When I speak to my ma about how my parents got their house, I say, how did you get your house? Did you get a mortgage?

It's like no, mortgages didn't exist. How the fuck did you get your house? The council, the council gave us a no interest loan, an actual loan of money, with no interest, it's not for profit. To purchase a house that's really cheap, completely affordable housing. But by the 80s that starts to disappear and housing becomes financialized, now housing becomes about property and hoarding property and selling property. Rents get higher, homelessness gets higher, there's no more social nets by which I mean healthcare, housing, access to cheap education, these things become privatized, you're still paying fucking taxes. Here's the thing with

neoliberalism, you pay a tax, you want your taxes to give public housing to somebody in need, okay? Under neoliberalism, when you pay your tax to provide a needy person with a home, a landlord goes right down the middle and says, I'll take 90% of that, I'll take 90% of your taxes into my pocket. That person still gets a house, but 90% of the public money, the taxes, that goes to me. Same with healthcare, same with any service that was once nationalised that has become privatised. That's how it works. You think

you're paying taxes, you are, but, a capitalist comes in and puts a little tall boot, not a little tall boot, a huge tall boot, on your taxes before they go to public services. And that's neoliberalism, that's the world we live in. It's how rich people can steal public money. That's what's happening. You get the gist. What I'm describing is there has been

a steady reduction in the quality of life, the quality of work, the quality of healthcare, the quality of society. There's been a steady reduction which has led to where we are today. What allowed it to happen was cheap goods, very cheap food, very cheap toasters, very cheap televisions. The explosion of consumerism that we've experienced and that keeps rapidly ramping up that explosion of consumerism that we've experienced since the fall of the Berlin Wall has allowed society in the global north to feel as if we are very

wealthy when the actual wealth is being stripped away. Actual wealth isn't just money. Actual wealth is job security, having a home, having access to healthcare and feeling safe and living in a society where it feels safe. That's what real wealth is. Globalization and free trade has given us the illusion of wealth through consumerism and China's been a huge part of that because in China people were getting paid fuck all not just China, Vietnam too, a lot of it Pakistan, Bangladesh, sweat factories we know what sweat factories are. I'm not sure what I call China the global South might have been the global South in the 90s the global

north has been flooded with cheap goods at the expense of the climate and at the expense of human rights abuses humans lives and these cheap products have worked on us like a drug and it's allowed the system to keep wages low because wages don't fucking increase, to keep wages very low and also for multinational corporations to not pay taxes, to not pay taxes and to funnel taxes into their own pockets and now that's turning around and it's after biting America in the hole and now with America it's led to what's called a trade deficit. And a trade deficit is when...so basically America is buying loads and loads and loads

from China. There used to be jobs in America. Cars used to be made in America. Washing machines used to be jobs in America. Cars used to be made in America. Washing machines used to be made in America. Lots of shit used to be made in America. As I mentioned, these things were really expensive. They were expensive because when they were being made in America, the workers in the factories had unionised full-time jobs and they were being paid properly. So the goods that they made were expensive. Then with neoliberalism and globalization those jobs left America, went to China and China's making the washing machines and all the t-shirts

clothes Bangladesh the same. They're making all the products that Americans need for fuck all. The American consumer now has a load of cheap goods that they buy from China but the people in China are too poor to want to buy a lot of American stuff, which is expensive. So now America is spending all of its money in China, and China's not spending enough money in America, and this is leading to a deficit in trade and now a power imbalance and that's what Trump is terrified of. So he's trying to end globalization which you'd think is kind of a good thing but it's not going to be a good thing under Trump. He just wants to own the sweatshops. He just wants the sweatshops to be in America so that you and I buy our incredibly cheap sweatshop goods from America and not China

and he'll figure out a way to do it if he can. So that's why he's starting this trade war, to try and bring industries and jobs back to America. He wants the EU to start buying American meat. So currently the EU, including Ireland, won't buy American beef or chicken because the chicken is soaked in bleach and the beef is pumped full of hormones. You might hear American Bleached Chicken on the news. Why is American Chicken Bleached? Because in American chicken farms and chicken abattoirs, they've deregulated the safety standards.

So in order to produce more chicken for cheaper, they slaughter the chicken in a very unsanitary way and then just rinse it in bleach and that's cheap chlorinated chicken. In the EU that's illegal. There's better health and safety standards for how chicken is slaughtered and produced. Trump sees that as unfair and he wants to force the EU to buy cheap American chicken. 50 minutes and I haven't done a fucking ocarina pause. Bollocks. Also I'm conscious that I'm after spending 50 minutes talking about one question about onions.

Like I don't have an ocarina, I've got a wooden fork and my metal mug. So I'm gonna hit my metal mug with my wooden fork and you're gonna hear an advert for some bullshit. Some of these adverts are algorithmically generated which means that it's an ad that you specifically are gonna get, depending on what you were searching for earlier on that day, alright? Because one or two people were pointing out to me that I think one of Trump's hotels were advertising on this podcast. I can't control that the adverts are put in by a cast, and it might have just been you who got that advert. So here's me hitting a wooden spoon off my cop paws.

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Like again, I'm not that old. But when I think back to my childhood, definitely the 80s and certainly before the Celtic Tiger, before the Celtic Tiger, so up until about 1995. Vegetables, right? Onions, potatoes, carrots. There used to be a fella called Jimmy the Veg Man. Jimmy the Veg Man used to have a fucking van, a truck with a weighing scale at the back. And Jimmy the Veg Man drove to your neighbourhood and opened the back of his truck.

And everyone's ma came out of the house and walked up to the back of Jimmy the Veg Man's truck and you weighed out your veg and you bought it off Jimmy the Fucking Veg Man. Jimmy had been doing that in my neighbourhood since the 70s. Why? Because people didn't have fucking cars. Cars were too expensive. People didn't have cars. So Jimmy the Veg Man brought the veg to your neighbourhood. Was it as cheap as the supermarket? Probably not, but it was affordable. It was affordable. It wasn't prohibitively expensive. It was affordable. Where did Jimmy the Veg Man get his vegetables and fruits? From fucking Limerick. The vegetables that he drove to your house were grown 30 minutes away.

They weren't grown with migrant labor in a gigantic sea of plastic in the south of Spain or Morocco or Tunisia. I'm seeing more and more Morocco and Tunisia. Why? Because the climate is collapsing right now. The climate is collapsing and since COVID they haven't been getting the predictable summers that they need down in fucking Almeria, and now you're seeing empty shelves, empty shelves, and they're having to go to Morocco or Tunisia, and the strawberries are smaller. The system is eating itself. But when I was a kid, Jimmy the Veg Man came around to your fucking house in a van, and he sold you potatoes and carrots

that were affordable, that were grown a half an hour away. That's how things should be. That's how things should be. Slightly more expensive fruit and veg, but grown down the road, there's no hidden cost there. There's no migrant labor. No one's being exploited. The climate isn't being ravaged. I can go online now. I can go online now and I can buy a vegetable box, an organic vegetable box full of veg that's grown locally. The people who grew it are getting paid properly and it didn't have to travel a huge distance. There's very little climate impact. I can do that right now. 60 euro. That costs me 60 euro to get an organic locally grown vegetable box. Or I can go to Aldi and get the same amount of food

for 15 quid and because of globalization and free trade that food uses migrant labor to exploit people and it destroys the climate and the other big hidden cost that I'm speaking about that doesn't get mentioned enough. Neoliberal capitalism thrives upon cheap food and cheap goods to make us feel wealthy so that we don't notice actual wealth being stripped away. The actual wealth of a social net, security, safety. I couldn't buy avocados when I was a kid. We didn't know what fucking avocados were. If you opened up a cookery book and there was an avocado in the

recipe, you just have to fucking forget about it. Avocados are one of the most unethical, unethical food stuffs that you can buy. A lot of the avocado industry is controlled by the Mexican mafia. People are killed. People are murdered and killed and put into indentured servitude so that I can buy avocados for three quid, which I can do. There is a direct correlation. I'm not making the fucking boomer argument.

Actually no, I'm going to turn that boomer argument on its head. Millennials will be able to buy homes if they stopped eating avocado toast. The most bullshit argument I've ever heard. But you can, you can draw a connection between the fact that I can get cheap avocados and the fact that people are living in tents in Limerick City. There is a connection And the connection is the system of globalization, free trade agreements that allow me to purchase cheap avocados, which I should not be able to do.

Cheap avocados, cheap fruit, cheap goods and products from China. These things keep wages down, keep living standards down, and give us the illusion of wealth. We should be returning to a system where most of the fruit and veg that you eat is grown locally and it's affordable but not as cheap as Aldi. I think most people would like to return to a situation where we can't buy as much stuff

if it meant affordable homes, healthcare, security, and people not living in tents on the side of the road. And what's frustrating me is, Trump, in a way, is nearly trying to smash that system. He's turning globalization on its head with these tariffs. He's doing shit that hasn't been done since the fucking 19th century, but he's not doing it for good. He's doing

it. He wants to move the sweatshops to America. That's all he wants to do. And my hunch is that these sweatshops, they mightn't contain as much exploited human beings but it will contain artificial intelligence robots. Within the next 15 years that will be the sweatshop, artificial intelligence robots. I don't know, you can't predict fucking Trump because you don't know if he knows what he's doing. Most Americans learned this week the impossibility, We're so entrenched in globalism. We're so entrenched in this system now that you kind of can't go back.

Like Americans found out this week that, let's just say Trump got his wish. Because the iPhone, the iPhone is made in 14 different countries. A lot of it in Taiwan and China. Americans learned this week that if the iPhone was made in America and everyone involved in that process was being paid American wages, then an iPhone would cost $30,000. You'd have to buy an iPhone and it would cost

$30,000. That's the actual cost of an iPhone. We don't pay $30,000 because our technology is made by exploiting people, by exploiting people who get paid fuck all, who get paid fuck all and don't have workers' rights. And then the raw materials, some of the rare earth minerals that make our smartphones, these are made in what are called artisanal mines in the middle of Africa, where kids are getting their fucking hands chopped off. And that's the only reason that an iPhone costs a thousand euro or whatever the fuck it costs.

So we shouldn't... The amount of technology that we have, our iPhones, our laptops, we kinda shouldn't have that. We kinda shouldn't, the amount of technology that we have are iPhones or laptops. We kind of shouldn't have that. We kind of shouldn't have that. But the system of globalization, neoliberalism, deregulation and free trade agreements, that has put us in a situation where really really really expensive things are actually cheap because the costs are massive but hidden. Climate destruction, human rights abuses and the erosion of quality of life and a social net through the distraction of cheap goods. And if you're

saying 30 grand for an iPhone that's mad. It is mad but computers in the 1970s used to be so expensive that only companies could own them. This podcast that you're listening to, I've spent about maybe 10 grand on all of my equipment to make this podcast. In the 1980s that would be several million to make this podcast. I'd need a huge big studio. It would be several million. Adjusted for inflation. Do you know how much a regular colour television cost in 1980? Adjusted for inflation. A colour television cost 8,500 euros. That's why people rented

televisions. Everything being cheap isn't necessarily a good thing. There are hidden costs and they're massive. My hope is that maybe if Trump does fucking smash the international system of globalization, maybe at some point from that something positive can come out of it. I don't fucking know, especially for food systems, that we could rebuild something a bit more local. But anyway, Trump's trade war, can't believe this was about onions, Trump's trade war with China now at the moment, where they're both raising tariffs, it reminds me of, it's not as mad as what the Brits did. The Brits in the 1840s, they were ravaging us with a fucking famine.

So the Brits had a trade deficit with China, right? So Britain, Britain was doing a lot of trade with China, but China had a lot of shit that Britain wanted, so China was selling tea, spices, porcelain, luxury goods, and Britain was buying loads of it. But China didn't want anything that Britain had. Britain didn't have anything to sell China. Britain was like, do you want to buy some of this furniture? What about this glassware?

And then China's like, we're grand, we have our have our own we're fine we'll just take your money we'll you can give us gold and silver and then you can have all this wonderful tea and ceramics so this was going on and on and basically what's happening is you get a trade deficit so Britain is buying luxury goods from China China's buying nothing from Britain and now China is just extracting all of Britain's gold and silver, its wealth. So then Britain, to solve this problem, did the most fucked up thing imaginable. Britain said, okay, well if China doesn't, doesn't need anything from us, well maybe we'll create a need. Let's create a need. Let's make China buy something from us. So this is the 1840s. So Britain controlled India and in India they were growing

lots of opium. Opium, it's heroin. It's, heroin comes from opium. Opium, the opium poppy, it's a highly addictive drug. So Britain basically floods China with loads and loads of really cheap heroin. This ravaged the entire country, created loads and loads of opium addicts in China and Britain had created demand. So now Britain is still buying ceramics and spices and tea from China. Now China's got a massive massive opium epidemic and now China is illegally, Britain's illegally selling all this opium to China because Britain has created a lot of addicts. Same time doing a famine in Ireland at the same time. And then China have a problem with this,

so they tried to stop the opium. And then the opium wars break out, which is Britain warring with China, because China has a problem with Britain flooding the place with opium. And speaking of ridiculous cultural stereotypes, so the comedic stereotype of the Frenchman with the fucking stripey jumper and the onions around his neck, another stereotype of Chinese people is Chinese people smoking opium and opium dens, which was a racist caricature created by the British when they were warring with China.

And it's like, you were the ones who brought the fucking opium into China, you pricks. You did this deliberately. You did it deliberately. And now you're making it look like it's a Chinese issue. But that's the British Empire for you. So that's how a trade war turns into a real war I don't I answered one fucking question about onions this week one question about onions and that's 65 minutes Apologies to everyone whose questions. I didn't answer alright. This is just what happens sometimes

I'll catch you next week dog bless. Thank you to Ali for the question about the onions. Robert Dog. Wink at a swan. Genuflect to a grieving hawk. Thank you.