The Blindboy Podcast - Why internashional fashists are so interested in Ireland
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Hover your anus over Patrick Swayze's facelift, you ancient Raymond's.
Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast.
If this is your first episode,
consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarise yourself with the lore of this podcast.
And if you're a regular listener, a steaming queva, a pinpricked Vincent,
then you know the crack.
We're nearly 500 episodes deep now.
On this podcast, I don't even know if I'm comfortable calling it.
What the fuck is a podcast?
Like what's a podcast in 2026?
First off, the word itself doesn't mean anything anymore.
Podcasts came about 23 years ago because people owned devices.
Little MP3 players call iPods, the Apple iPod.
And the podcast was a way of going,
you don't just have to listen to music on this.
You can physically download a show called a podcast,
and then you listen to that once you've downloaded it
because this iPod doesn't have any fucking internet on it.
It's an MP3 player.
iPods were discontinued in 2022.
So podcast is meaningless.
It's like saying roll down the window in the car.
When was the last time you rolled down a window, you press a button now.
The physical act of rolling down the window no longer exists.
Or hang up the phone.
Hang it up fucking where?
I don't even pick up the phone anymore.
I just go, hey Siri, call one of my friends.
So I don't do it anymore.
I don't see your friend in your contacts.
What is your friends first?
Shut up.
My fucking God.
She's ratting me out.
Oh my God.
Seriously.
She's right.
I don't have any fucking friends but for fuck.
What was I talking about?
So anyway, I can't say her fucking name.
I don't pick up the phone anymore.
I scream it into the ether.
And before you know what, I'm speaking to a human being.
But I still say I'm going to hang up the phone
when I'm speaking to that person.
Or in Ireland, in Ireland, when we say goodbye to someone on the phone in Ireland,
we don't just say goodbye.
We go, all right, I read, I chat you later.
All right, goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
See you later, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Which, we do that.
Because when you're speaking to someone on the phone, you're not physically with them.
So by going, by by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by making by, by by
You click in it.
And at the top it says,
this article is more than 22 years old.
And you look at the opening paragraph and there it is.
The word podcasting as it was written for the first time ever.
It's an article called Audible Revolution.
The first line is,
online radio is booming thanks to iPods and cheap audio software.
And then it says,
But what do we call it?
Audio blogging.
Gorilla Media podcasting.
And it's a weird feeling seeing it.
It's like looking at a cave painting.
An early hominids, scribbles of a 2D horse,
or handprints spat in blood on a bit of sandstone.
But yeah, the word podcasting means fuck all, it's vestigial.
It's like my ma ringing me up.
If I do an interview on the radio and my ma goes,
I heard you on the wireless.
Because she's old enough to remember people marveling
at the fact that a radio could receive signals.
without any wires.
Why am I talking about this?
I've lost my train of thought.
I'm still embarrassed about Siri.
Siri telling you all that I don't have any fucking friends.
Fuck me.
But look, we're almost 500 episodes deep
into this thing that I've been doing
every single week that I adore doing,
which we call a podcast.
But the word podcast doesn't mean anything anymore.
And if you're to look at the most
popular podcasts in the world today, they take the form of short video clips. Short video clips on
TikTok or Instagram Reels, 30, 40 second clips of two people having a chat. They're little
clips of something longer. But for a lot of these podcasts that are huge, listeners aren't actually
tuning in to the full long podcast. Instead, they're being consumed as these short video clips.
I have no issue with that.
Some of those are very entertaining.
But it's the lack of criticality around a medium that's more than 20 years old.
Short video clips and then a long form, oral experience that you listen to.
Those are two wildly different things, but yet they are called the same fucking name, a podcast.
I mean, books are books, but we don't just call them all fucking books.
A novel is very different to an Atlas.
What they have in common is their physical hobbies.
full of pages that you read.
So they're books.
But if you walked into a bookshop looking for a book,
you're going to be asked very quickly what the fuck you mean.
And the big difference, of course, between short-form video clips
and an hour-lissing experience is...
The short-form video clips exist on the Dooms Scroll.
You don't seek them out. You don't make a choice.
They're fed to you via the algorithm.
And if you interact with them and stay on them long enough,
the algorithm will feed you more.
feed you more. And that's very different to, I'm going to go out for a walk now and
choose to listen to listen to my favorite podcast. And a podcast to me is always something that
can provide narrative transportation. When you read a novel, when you read a decent article,
when you listen to an audiobook, when you listen to a podcast, a person is telling you a story
using words and then you have to visualize that using your mind's eye. And the participatory process
of doing that
will cause you to become
immersed and enchanted
a type of flow state
and it feels lovely
it feels really really nourishing
when you get to do that
it's not draining
or exhausting
or overstimulating
like the Instagram Reels
Dooms Scroll
listening to another person
tell a story
or reading another person's story
in whatever shape that takes
there's something
very human about that
We are animals of language
We evolved to listen to stories and tell stories
Stories will regulate our emotions
So this thing that we're nearly 500 episodes deep into
I'll die on the hill
This is a novel
It's a novel for the era of content
The era of content being
We exist in a polyculture now
We don't have a monoculture anymore
We used to consume media via
television, cinema, magazines, radio.
You could walk into a pub and say to your friend,
what are you watching on TV?
The Sopranos or even early streaming.
Game of Thrones.
Ah, I haven't seen either of those things,
but I know what you're talking about.
I have a cursory awareness of them.
Same with music.
You know, there's loads of articles at the moment
about how the song of the summer does not exist anymore.
Festivals are the last thing left.
Nightclubs are disappearing everywhere.
People don't blare tunes out of their character.
anymore. Music is becoming a private algorithm thing that you listen to on your
ear pods. And if there is a piece of music that you feel that you can't escape,
that you hear it everywhere, it's because it's a trending audio on TikTok.
But even that has disappeared in the past year. Our interests are being fed to us via
the algorithm so we're splitting, splitting off into the polyculture. And what that
means if you're an artist, if you're a professional artist, in whatever form
that takes, you don't get to just make
singular pieces of work anymore. If you're an author, you can't just put out a book,
fuck off and disappear, write the next one and put another one out in three years and that sustains
you. You can't do that anymore. People are getting book deals now. To write books, not to
necessarily sell those books because book shops are disappearing. Retail space for books,
physical books is disappearing. And you're competing with people's phones. People are getting
book deals and writing books for the book tour.
That's where they recoup their advances.
Ticketed events.
I did it myself at my last book.
Same with music.
Instead, now you have to make content.
Art is becoming process-based.
What I mean by that is,
do you see any painters on Instagram in your algorithm?
Because Instagram used to be a great place
if you were a visual artist.
If you are seeing painters now,
you're not seeing their paintings.
You're seeing videos about how they paint their paintings.
Because in the polyculture, in the content era,
Things move really fucking quickly.
I'll give you an example.
On it's Tuesday now as I record this.
On Saturday night,
I'll post it an Instagram video,
me messing around up my synthesizers,
a little jungle track.
Saturday night,
within 24 hours that had gotten 300,000 views,
so that's a lot of attention.
And then it just disappeared.
Gone.
And now I just have to think of the next piece of content.
I'm around a long time.
I used to get what were called viral videos in 2007, 2010.
In 2010, a video that had 300,000 views, you got a year out of it.
You got one year out of that video. Now you get 24 hours.
What frustrates me about all of that is it's not led by people who want to consume art,
and it's not led by artists. It's a very deliberate conspiracy.
by tech CEOs.
They say it out loud.
In 2020, the CEO of Spotify
just said, if you're a musician,
you just can't release an album every couple of years.
Forget about it. You have to become a content creator.
You need to continually engage with your fans consistently.
Netflix is buying up video podcasts.
Netflix is moving towards vertical content
that you look at on your phone
as opposed to long-form TV shows and films.
Why? Is it better art?
Is it more entertaining?
Is it more enjoyable?
Is it more for the person creating the art
and the person consuming the art?
No, it's for fucking data.
It's for data.
Spotify, Netflix, TikTok, you name it,
whatever the fuck it is.
They're moving towards
continuous feeds, the Doom Scroll.
The continuous scroll,
shorter content,
so that they get more frequent user interaction,
so that they can harvest more data
from the person who is on the phone.
And then art is,
have to exist within that ecosystem.
It's not the first time shit like that has happened.
I mean, in the 20th century,
people didn't just decide that songs need to be
three to four minutes long.
Before recording technology, songs were as long as they needed to be.
And then after the 1970s, if you had a single, it had to be...
This was up until the 2010s.
Your song had to be under three minutes and 30 seconds long,
because if it was over that, it wouldn't get played on radio.
to writing in the 20th century.
I mean, we generally agree
that a short story is
anything between 3,000 words
and 8,000 words.
And you start going beyond your 8,000
and into your 10 and 15s, now you're dealing with a novella.
But the short story is between
3 and 8,000 words.
And it's because of magazines
in the early 20th century would publish
those short stories and that was
the word limit that they could afford for printing.
Journalism. Now, this
is disappearing now as journalism
moves online but journalists used to deliver information in a thing called the
inverted pyramid very top is the headline most important information underneath
that thing you've got the subheading important details and then underneath
that at the bottom of the inverted pyramid you've got general information and that
was because the invention of the telegraph in the 19th century if it's 1890 and a
journalist is in Egypt and they need to
get a news story to London.
They had to do them the least amount of words possible over the telegraph.
So this shit isn't new.
So what would this podcast be 30 years ago?
It'd be a sketchbook.
It'd be a journal.
It'd be my weekly writings and musings and research and opinions that would go on,
that no one would ever see.
But it then goes on to inform a singular piece of work,
like a short story collection or a novel.
So I have to turn to the process-based novel.
I only call this a podcast.
because culture hasn't categorized this new wave of media yet.
We're still rolling up the window.
We're still hanging up the phone.
We're still listening to the wireless.
When you send an email, and you see-see someone,
you're carbon copying.
What the fuck is that?
It was carbon paper.
If you were writing out a letter,
you'd put a sheet of carbon paper underneath
and that would do a crude copy
of the thing that you're writing.
This is the 1960s I'm talking about.
And photocopiers replaced that.
So when we email someone, we're still carbon copying.
Take out your phone to take a camera and you save it to your camera role.
Your literal role of physical film that doesn't exist anymore.
Or you take a snapshot, which refers to the literal mechanical sound of instant cameras that used to make a snapping noise.
Broadcast used to be a way that you'd disperse seeds by hand.
If you were planting a field, you'd have a fistful of seeds and you just broadcast them.
And that was the best that people could do when they were trying to describe what the fuck television is or radio is.
You tune into your radio channel.
Well, if radio is this big body of water like a river, then to tune into one specific band of radio, that's your channel.
A channel is a tributary that comes off a waterway.
And then Spotify comes along on Netflix, the polyculture, and we're going, well, what the fuck is this?
It's not a channel.
Oh, is it a stream?
Streaming, let's call it streaming.
So the siddiness of all that,
the siddiness of language and how we grasp meaning
is why I'm just going to fuck that.
This is a novel.
I'm future-proofing it.
And if all that information is daunting,
if you're afraid of losing your favourite artists,
nothing's really going to change.
It's going to accelerate.
But what you can do,
support your favourite fucking artist directly
Buy the painter's paintings
if you like them.
Parchise the musicians
march.
Parchase their album on
band camp.
Their vinyl.
Parchase your favourite author's
physical book
and support their Patrions
if they have a Patreon.
I've been leaving my Ocarina pauses
way too late the past two months
because I'm getting carried away
with the storytelling
and I don't like pausing it.
But if you do listen to this podcast
and you enjoy it
and it's something you consume
on a weekly basis and you can afford it.
Please consider supporting this
directly on Patreon.
Patreon.com forward slash the Blindbuy
podcast, the price of a pint or a cup of coffee.
Because that shields me.
That's what allows me to put out
long-form fucking audio podcasts
and not to be thinking about
short-form video clips.
I don't mind doing the odd short-form video clip
on Instagram.
Usually it's me making music.
But I don't want to,
I don't want to write this podcast
in such a way that I can neatly clip bits of it.
I prefer the journey, the storytelling journey, than thinking about sound bites.
Another casualty of this new Doomscroll environment, this content era of short form hyper-engagement.
Another casualty is our attention spans, like I mentioned, and the quality of information that we have access to and journalism.
Here's an example.
last Tuesday, seven days ago, there were violent riots in Belfast. Last Tuesday night,
a lot of people were annoyed with me because I didn't speak about it on last week's podcast.
Got a lot of angry messages. But the thing is, my podcast comes out on Wednesday morning,
so by the time my podcast was recorded, the riots were already in full swing, so I'd have needed
a time machine. But a lot of my own listeners, they think.
didn't grasp that timeline because of our need for instant, instant commentary.
So that's why I didn't speak about the riots in Belfast last on last Wednesday's podcast.
It would have been physically impossible.
The riots in Belfast were global news, global.
So it had slipped into the last remnants of the monoculture.
It was being spoken about all around the world.
Now seven days have passed and we have all
collectively moved on to the next thing.
The next thing, the next thing right now, I suppose, is yesterday Trump had a ceasefire with Iran.
That's the next thing.
Or if we just, oh no.
Okay, right, right now, it would appear that a Russian warship is after firing shots in the English Channel.
That's what I'm looking at right now.
So Russia has just fired shots.
at England in the fucking English Channel.
To the best of my memory, the last time that Russia and England
had a direct military conflict was the
British intervention in the Russian Civil War
in 1918.
So that's what I'm talking about.
We are living in an accelerated Parma crisis
which is exacerbated by our algorithms
where we're not given space to process information.
Like, this is what Twitter used to be.
As hellish as it was,
Twitter allowed us at the very least to have discourse.
So when shit happened,
people could chat about it in a legitimate town square fashion.
Now again, the terms of engagement and discussion were,
those rules were set by fucking billionaires
in a turn-in-response combat fashion,
but at the very least,
we got to have discourse
people got to speak
people got to be hard
you got to see arguments
that's gone
now you just get fed
a bombardment of videos
you don't get to see discussion
you just get
videos videos of one person's opinion
social media doesn't exist anymore
not the way we used to know social media
that's gone we have a new thing now
happening on sites that used to be social media
so we still call it social media but it's not social media
anymore when was the last time you saw an update
from your friend on Instagram
We've lost social media forums for discourse which allowed us to process.
So now instead of processing we're just continually bombarded and becoming desensitized.
Which was deliberate.
Elon Musk purchased Twitter and turned it into what it is now.
What it is now is a text-based doomscroll.
There's no discourse happening.
And laws of the money that Musk got to purchase Twitter.
It wasn't all his money.
You look at where some of that money came from.
It came from like the Saudis.
It came from regimes, institutions, billionaires who wanted discourse shut down.
The Me Too movement and the Black Lives Matter movement.
Those were two online movements that legitimately threatened powerful wealthy people.
So Musk purchased it to stop the woke-mind virus, as he called it.
Massive world events move on very quickly, to the point that everyone was asking me last Tuesday speak about the Belfast riots.
And now seven days later to do so feels like old news.
What it also means is seven days is a short amount of time.
So all of the decent, well-informed, critical, rigorous, journalistic pieces that are based on evidence
around the Belfast riots and its causes, they're only coming out now.
But you're not seeing them in the algorithm and I wonder how many of those stories,
are just getting killed because the algorithm is moving faster than the pace that decent journalism can operate at.
And now it would appear that there's a Russian ship firing shots in the English fucking channel, which is 2014 that is the biggest story of the year.
I can remember the Navajok poisonings when Russian agents poisoned two people in the UK and that was two years worth of news.
Well, now a Russian warship is firing shots in the English Channel.
I don't know how it's going to unfold, but I predict you're not going to be thinking about it on Thursday.
Something new will have happened unless that escalates into wider conflict, which is unlikely.
The G7 summit is happening right now and also just the other day, Trump removed a bunch of US warplanes and tanks from NATO.
in order to pressure NATO countries into buying and spending more on an American military-industrial complex to prop up the fucking US economy.
So that business, without even looking at it, because it's unfolding, that looks like a lot of bollocks.
The G7 summit is happening.
Russia just decided I'm going to take a giant shit on a coffee table in front of everyone just to see what that does to the discussions.
That's what that looks like to me.
In fact, I'm going to put on my conspiracy theory hat right now.
Do you know what I think that is?
So Russia fired a warning shot in the English channel.
Warning shot wasn't aiming at anybody, wasn't intended to harm anyone, it's a warning shot.
Very bad, but ultimately harmless.
I reckon Russia did that with permission from the United States.
Now, this is conspiracy theory had on right now.
What am I basing that gut feeling on?
In April 2026, J.D. Vance.
the Vice President of the United States, April 26, two months ago, he traveled to Hungary and
openly campaigned for Victor Arban for re-election in Hungary. Arban is a key ally of Vladimir Putin,
so Vance is campaigning for a Putin ally. So the Trump administration is cozy with Putin.
Russia firing a shot in the English Channel is the cheekiest shit in the world,
something they wouldn't think of.
They just wouldn't think of it
because that means NATO come on top of us.
They wouldn't do it.
Russia did that today
with Trump's blessing,
possibly at Trump's request,
basically.
Fire a shot towards the Brits.
We're not going to do nothing.
America doesn't give a fuck.
Fire a shot at the Brits.
Why?
Because the G7 summit is happening right now
and what does Trump want from the G7?
He wants all the NATO members
to spend more money
while he withdraws.
American equipment from NATO.
When NATO countries spend more money,
who are they fucking paying it to?
The United States,
whose entire economy is propped up
by the military industrial complex.
So that's my gut feeling,
autistic pattern recognition,
conspiracy theory,
vibe on what's just happening there.
And in defense of my autistic pattern recognition,
this week it's emerging online
that the video game Pokemon Go
has actually been used to train
killer drones.
The data from the video game Pokemon Go is being used to train military robots.
Who did a podcast on that in 2018?
Eight years ago.
Fucking me, Mr. Autistic Pattern Recognition.
I did a podcast in 2018 where I looked at Pokemon Go,
I investigated the companies that were behind it,
and I traced it to the venture capital arm of the CIA.
People called me mental.
I am a bit mental.
But people called me mental.
I was right.
This adds further sustenance to my theory that
this podcast is a novel.
That's a Chekhov's gun.
That's a Chekhov's gun.
If you're writing a novel, you're writing a story.
You plant something in an early chapter that seems mad,
and then it resolves in chapter eight.
So if you're one of these people that listens to the podcast from the start
and you're on 2018, when it gets to chapter eight,
eight years later, there's your, they're going,
what the fuck's you talking about Pokemon Gopher?
get the chapter 8
2026
There's the payoff
Bruce Willis is a ghost
At the end
That's a reference to the film
The Sixth Sense
A film from 1999
Again
Written by M. Knight-Schemalian
Who
That is a writer
Who loves his Chekhov's guns
Anton Chekhov was a playwright
Okay
And he had this thing where
If you have a gun
If there's a gun
In the first act
then when it gets to the third act
someone better shoot that gun
that gun better be important
but it's also
it's kind of a lazy technique
you can use it as
if you're a writer you can use that technique lazily
if you're writing a story
and you've got your first draft
and you're like this fucking story
is not making sense
on the second draft
you can go back to that story
and say fuck it I'm going to plant a gun
this story here it's not making sense
I'm going to throw a gun at the start and then at the end someone's going to fire that gun
and that will make the whole story feel as if it has a much more profound meaning and narrative
arc than it actually does. You can use the Chekhov's gun to save a bad story and to use it lazily.
The best example of that particular application of the Chekhov's gun would be Fight Club.
So Fight Club the book doesn't have a Hollywood ending. It's much more open ended.
and when David Fincher was turning the book Fight Club into a film
he's like this needs a fucking better ending
this is a 90 minute film here
so we don't do open-ended shit in Hollywood blockbusters
we need to have it needs to make sense
so he threw in a fake Chekhov's gun
Fight Club the movie ends when buildings explode
they blow up skyscrapers
that's not in the book but it's a brilliant Hollywood ending
and they play that Pixie's song
Where is your mind?
So it's a fucking brilliant Hollywood visual payoff.
But how Fincher wrote that was.
Earlier on, in the book, they're making soap from human fat.
And the character of Tyler Darden casually mentions that you can also make this human fat into a bomb.
In the book, it's just a throwaway comment.
But Fincher went, there's my Chekhov's gun.
Conti's talking about making bombs.
So we're going to leave it there
And then at the end
The buildings blow up
And then you're sitting in the theatre going
Ah
They made the bomb out of the soap
Out of the human fat
Oh my God genius
It's not it's a fake Chekhov's gun
Why am I talking about this
Both of those things illustrate the monoculture as well
If you're an elder millennial like me
I was able to talk about both the Sixth Sense
And Fight Club there
In detail
and if you're over 33
every one of the ye's going
I know what he's talking about yeah I've seen that
saw it fucking loads I watched it on VHS multiple times
because there was no fucking internet so I know exactly
I know what he's talking about with the six cents
and I know what he's talking about with Fight Club
because that's the monoculture
that's what we grew up with that narrow band
of entertainment
that joke I made there and I've used that joke a lot
Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of the
six cents. It's even a little drawing in my first book. I say that joke because that's not even my
joke. That is, that's the best piece of graffiti that I've ever seen. In about the year 2003,
there was a pub in Nimrick called the High Stool and I was out one night and I went into the
toilets there, probably having a panic attack. And when I sat down in the toilet and looked at the door,
there was just one piece of graffiti and all it said was, Bruce Willis is a ghost that's a
the end of the Sixth Sense.
And I roared laughing, because I lived in the monoculture.
Everyone, fucking everyone, everyone.
You had to watch the Sixth Sense.
It was mandatory.
Everyone, if you, you'd either watched it
or you hadn't seen it yet,
but fucking everyone watched The Sixth Sense
because it was the biggest film of 1999
into 2000 and also 2001.
And the Sixth Sense is one of these
M-night Shammali and Chekhov's gun films.
It's about a child
and the child is
mentally unwell
and the child claims
that he can see ghosts
all the time
and then Bruce Willis
is a psychologist
who is tasked with the job
of helping this young boy
who thinks he can see ghosts
and then at the very end
oh my God Bruce Willis is a ghost
he's not a psychologist at all
he's a fucking ghost
and Bruce Willis doesn't even know it
oh my God
and then you're forced to look back
at the entire
film and there's multiple Chekhov's guns. There's all these little clues throughout the entire
film and you just go, pooh, my mind is blown and fight club is the exact same. Fucking Brad
Pitt's not really is a figment in Edward Norton's imagination. The fuck am I talking about this for?
That was the monoculture. Everyone 35 and over listening to this, they, you know exactly what
the fuck I'm talking about. There were people who based their entire personalities around
Whitt Nail and I quotes.
Brilliant film. Whitt Nail and I. Incredible
fucking film. And in the monoculture
where there was no internet, there was nothing. There's
narrow bands of attention. You'd go to fucking
house parties and someone plays Witt Nail and I
and there was two people who knew every single
quote in the film and that was their entire personalities
and it wasn't annoying.
That's just how things were.
There were no algorithms we had to sit with
boredom. When I was 17, I knew
two girls. And
each of them had based their respective
personalities on two separate fucking nirvana.
albums. One of them was just in utero
was the best album ever released and then another one was
bleach and that was their entire personality they had to
worship these albums like religious artifacts and then one day they fought
each other. Underneath Sarsfield Bridge I watched it. Their
self-esteem and identity was tied into these two respective
Nirvana albums. First time I ever saw a woman rub
Vaseline on her face so her skin couldn't get scratched. Big
puffy red face full of tears.
glistening in the sun and just another Chekhov's gun. I remember it clearly there underneath
Sarasfield Bridge because I remember the shadow, the shadow of the monument. There's a monument on
Sarasfield Bridge and it was late evening and that shadow of that monument was cast upon the two girls
scrapping over the Nirvana albums. But you know what that monument is? It was a monument for the
Battle of Balaclava. It's where the word balaclava for the headgear was kind. But on that monument
there used to be two old Russian cannons
from the Crimean War, 1854,
the second last time that the Brits and the Russians
had an armed conflict with each other.
Now it's no longer a monument to the Battle of Crimea,
it's a monument to the IRA.
Bitch didn't think I could tie a story
about two girls covered in Vaseline fighting
about a Nirvana album
back to the current unfolding conflict
between Russia and the United Kingdom,
but that's a fucking Chekhov's gun and I'm a writer.
Britney Spears' sister actually took a photograph beside that bridge today.
Unrelated but Britney Spears' sister is currently holidaying in Limerick for some reason.
The reason I know about that is the Limerick Post, the local newspaper, posted a photograph of Britney Spears' sister
posing beside Sarsfield's bridge and it really upset my mother.
She texted me and said,
The Limerick Post will write an article about some yanks standing in front of a bridge but won't mention.
the first Limerick man to perform in the Sydney Opera House
St. Munchin's curse is alive and well
My mother's very upset that the local newspapers didn't
report
that the local newspapers didn't report on
me performing at the Sydney Opera House
and the reason I knew she was upset
is not because she told me she was upset
but because she rang me up during the week
to chastise me over a
school report she found
from when I was 11
she found a school report about me when I was 11 and the teacher
the teacher was basically saying I was going to end up being a criminal
it was just like this guy's bad this is I do not see a good future for this boy
falsely accused me of vandalising a priest's greenhouse
which I didn't do
my ma's still convinced I smashed up a priest's greenhouse
I didn't I didn't
that wasn't my thing
Setting fire to Whaley Bins was my thing but not smashing greenhouses.
So my ma rang me up and I'm like,
why are you giving out to me about a fucking school report from the 1990s?
And then it turned out she was actually disappointed
that the Limerick Post hadn't done an article about me performing at the Sydney Opera House.
Which again, I'd blame on the polyculture and monoculture.
Why would they know that?
If they're not listening to this podcast,
if I'm not in their algorithms,
why would they possibly have any idea that I'm gigging at the Sydney Opera?
house. That's another fucking thing. The Sydney Opera House is an iconic venue. 20 years ago,
if a person was performing at the Sydney Opera House, chances are you could go to most people in Sydney
and go, oh, this artist or this band is playing at the Opera House and the people of Sydney would go,
oh, I'm not a fan of their work. I haven't consumed anything that they make, but I have a cursory awareness
of that person. I have a cursory awareness of them. Yeah, and they're gigging.
at the Opera House. When I gig there next year,
99% of the people in Sydney won't have a fucking clue who I am.
Who's this Irish cunt with a bag on his head? I've never heard of this fella. He's not
on any newspapers, he's not on the tell. I don't know who the fuck this is, but he's
the headline in the Opera House. And the only people who will know will be the people
who are coming to the gig. To the point that I'm preemptively thinking of lies.
When I'm in Sydney next April, I'll be sitting in a restaurant.
as a human being, no plastic bag in my head,
and the waiter or a waitress is going to hear my accent.
And they're going to say, oh, are you a tourist? You sound Irish.
What are you doing here? Maybe not because there's a lot of Irish people there.
But usually that happens.
If I'm in a different city in a different country and I'm in a restaurant
and the people working at the restaurant hear that my accent is not from that country,
they go, oh, what are you doing in this? What are you doing over here?
Do you think I'm going to say to that person?
Well, actually, I'm gigging at the Sydney Opera House.
No, because I look mad.
I look insane.
They won't have heard of someone called Blind Boy and I look like a fantastic liar.
And another situation that can only happen in the polyculture.
I've said it before, but I frequently bump into, like in Limerick City, I'll bump into people who I knew from college or school or whatever.
People who know me as a human being first and then blind by second.
Some of them just think I'm unemployed.
Their only awareness of blind boy was
2012, 2013 back in the monoculture.
But everything since then, the podcast,
they haven't a fucking clue.
So if I bump into someone from college today
and they go what are you up to?
I'm not going to say it to him.
Oh, I'm after Berlin to do a gig.
Because they're going to look at me like I've got 12 arces.
They'd be like,
I haven't heard or seen anything about you since
2014. The fuck you're doing in Berlin? You're still doing that plastic bag shit? So I just lie and say I'm
working in an office, which is half true. I think it's time now for an ocarina pause. And after the
ocarina pause, I want to speak briefly on the Belfast situation because so many people had
asked me. And I'm by no means a fucking expert. But I'll chat about it for those outside of
Ireland who may be very uninformed. But first, here's the Ocarina Pause. You're going to hear a couple
of adverts for something. That was the Ocarina Pause. And support for this podcast, as I mentioned,
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upcoming gigs, Berlin this weekend.
Both of them are sold out.
There's a lot of people selling tickets.
Just be very careful about scalpers because the gig is sold out
and there's loads and loads of people selling tickets.
I've re-shared a couple of genuine people on my Instagram.
I'm really looking forward to Berlin.
I'm looking forward to the art museums.
I'm gonna haunt and bother some art.
I'll get stuck into a couple of history museums.
It's gonna be a weekend of fucking museums for me.
Then I'm going to drink a quiet pint of Czech Lager, something you can't buy in Ireland.
I'm specifically looking for a draft pint of Pilsner-Arquil,
which is something I've been reading about, that you can't purchase in Ireland.
It's very premium piss.
Then I'm in Sheffield there in July.
And the 7th of July is that I can't read fucking dates.
The 5th of July.
July is the 7th month.
The 5th of July in Sheffield.
I'm going to smoke cannabis outside Sheffield Cathedral
and think about the Anglo-Saxons while listening to the music of jodicy.
I'll be doing a live podcast at the Crossed Wires Festival there
in fucking Sheffield City Hall
where I'll be speaking to the wonderful Professor Carl Chin
he's an expert on the history of the English working class.
We'll have a chat about the Chartist movement.
I promise you it'll be tremendous fun.
Carl is great fucking crack.
One of the most fascinating individuals I've ever.
met. An English man with a deep knowledge of Irish revolutionary history. My next gigs after that
then won't be till October 26 when I'm doing my tour of England, Scotland and Wales. kicking off
there in fucking Brighton at the Brighton Dome. Then to Cardiff, Coventry, Bristol, Guildford, London
sold out. Glasgow as good as sold out. Gateshead and Nottingham. There an October.
October 26. That tour, that tour is very nearly sold out so do get your tickets. If you're
putting it off, get your tickets now because they're going quickly. Then I'll have a little crack
at Australia and New Zealand there in April 27. Starting off in Eotera, Auckland Town Hall,
New Zealand and 9th. Palais Theatre, Melbourne on the 11th, Brisbane Powerhouse on the 14th,
Aster Theatre in part and finishing off.
nicely in the Sydney Opera House
on the 22nd of April
and that Sydney Opera House gig
that's nearly 70% sold
now. Thank you so much you glorious
cunts but
that is nearly a year away
so like I said if you're coming to that
get your tickets now
because I think what I find
with audiences
on the southern hemisphere like that
a lot of acts don't travel down
there a lot of acts don't go down there
because most of the budget is gone and simply getting there.
So a lot of acts just don't go down to Australia and New Zealand to skip it completely.
So when you do come, there's a lot of support and people get tickets quickly.
So Belfast last week, there was a stabbing and then there were riots.
And it was being covered news media all around the world.
Deeply, deeply, inaccurately.
Whatever about America,
even in England
some of the news reports
they just do not have a clue
about the complexities
that exist in the north of Ireland
a man was stabbed
some people say that it was
an attempted beheading
and being careful about the wording
that I'm using because it's a case
that is about to go
to trials you have to be careful how you
speak about these things
assault manslaughter attempted murder
public discourse can
interfere with a trial, so I'm going to say a man was stabbed, because that's what responsible
journalists are saying. A Sudanese man, a man from Sudan, is alleged to have brutally assaulted
another man in the street. If anyone wants to have a go at my choice of words there, that's the
description of events in most broadsheet newspapers because professional journalists know not to
jeopardized trials. The propriety of language around the incident is also something that's causing
the spread of disinformation. Because then you see some people online saying quote unquote,
it was an attempted beheading. That type of check can jeopardize trials and justice. So anyway,
a video was shared of it online. The initial videos that were being shared online in WhatsApp groups
were saying that the person was Somalian and then it was reported that the man was from Sedan.
what ensued were riots, pogroms against immigrants.
So that's racism, that's bigotry, racism, that's xenophobia.
It's not quote-unquote legitimate concerns.
The targeting of an entire group of people simply because they're not born in the North of Ireland.
The targeting of an entire group of people because of the actions of one person is always just wrong.
it's morally wrong, it's horrible, it's a lack of critical thinking, it's a lack of imagination,
it's a lack of empathy, it's misdirected anger, it is never, ever excusable
for an entire group of people to be targeted because of the actions of one person, and it's
bullshit.
The quote-unquote legitimate concerns are people saying, well first off, the person was wrongly
identified as Somalian and in the construct of race.
Somalia is seen as the worst.
Somalia is seen as, oh, that's lawless, that's a violent culture, that's uncivilized, they're savages.
Somalia, Eritrea, Yemen currently seem to be at the bottom of the system when it comes to a racist view of Africa.
That's why initially the disinformation was saying a Somalian person because that within the algorithm had a stronger emotional reaction.
and then above that you'd have your Sudan, Cameroon, Nigeria,
which under the arbitrary social construct of racism
would be seen as slightly more civilised.
So the racist argument is
Ireland or England or wherever
cannot let people in from these cultures
because they are inherently violent.
Just to shut that down immediately
and this is for the Irish people listening.
I'll always direct your attention.
The thing is that people listen,
If you're listening to this podcast, you probably don't need to hear this,
but I'm telling you because maybe there's someone in your life who does need to hear this.
I always direct people's attention to a cartoon,
an American anti-Irish cartoon from 1889, which isn't that long ago.
It's a century ago.
It's not that long ago.
I'll put the cartoon as the image on this podcast right now,
so if you're listening to this podcast, you'll see this image on your phone for this episode.
The name of the cartoon is called The Martyr of Assimulation and the one element that won't mix.
Get a look at that.
It shows Lady Liberty, the Statue of Liberty, America.
1889, taking in a lot of immigrants.
The Statue of Liberty, Lady Liberty, has got a bowl that says citizenship.
This is the melting part of America, all the different cultures.
If you look in there, you see Italian people, Cossacks, all the people of Europe that are coming to America.
and then smack bang in the middle of that
you've got Paddy
an Irish man
holding up a flag
it's a Fenian flag
and the Irish person
looks like a monkey
and he's holding a huge
fucking butcher knife
and it's basically look
America's taking in all these
immigrants America is trying its best
but you've got this one
fucking savage group of
violent horrible dirty
stinking poor people
these fucking patties these Irish
and they can't mix
they come from a violent
culture they're at war at home
he's holding up a phoenian flag
it's a destabilized
country they're smelly they're dirty
they have disease they kill people
they murder I don't hate immigrants
I don't hate Irish people I don't hate Irish people
okay but they just they're murderous
okay I've got legitimate concerns here
about these fucking patties
and if you argue with
if you argue with the racist back then
in 1899 in America and say look they're not all like that they'll find a way to pick
out but what about that Irish person who stabbed someone last week what about that gang
fight what about this what about that and use it to justify so that's a poster
about your great-grandfather your great-great-grandfather that's who that
poster is about are you Irish-American listening to this it's about you
that's who that's fucking about it's about your grandad do you have people who
fled the fucking famine and went to Liverpool or Manchester or New York or Boston, that's about
your people. It's about you. That is about you. It's not about the Irish person who was Athenian.
It's not about the Irish person. It's about all Irish people. Every single, an entire group of people
because of the actions of a few. So if you can, if you can see that and laugh at it and look at how
absurd it is and feel hurt by it, they're talking about your poor great-great-grandfather, your poor
great-great-grandmother. They're talking about your king, your aunts, your uncles. It's the same
fucking shit. It's the same fucking shit. And look at that ball. What do I see? I see a bunch of
working class people and wealthy magazine owners trying to sow division amongst the working classes
who are unionising and joining together. It's create fucking division amongst the pores. That's what
the fuck it is. Make them pick out paddy over there as the violent one. Make the Italians and
Polish feel great about themselves because they're not carrying knives like all
monkey paddy over there. What it was really about is that that particular magazine was against
the political machine known as Tammany Hall in America at the time, which would have been
Irish and Catholic and became the foundation of what is now the Democratic Party in America.
But anyway, same shit is happening today. You can't get an entire group of people and paint them
all with the same brush and believe that they are deserving of expulsion and pogroms and to have
their houses burnt down. You just like, no, that's always consistently
wrong. It's a lack of critical thinking. It's a lack of empathy. It's just like, I hate even
discussing it because it's so dumb. So the Republic of Ireland has a growing, a far right issue
is growing and it's being astroturfed in here from the outside. And I'm going to speak about
that in a minute. In the north of Ireland, what you saw last week, those pogroms happened in a
fucking heartbeat because they were organised, very heavily organised, mostly by loyalists. People
in the north of Ireland who identify as British.
Now a loyalist,
loyalism is they are loyal to the king,
they're very, very fucking British.
They're also Unionist,
but Unionist doesn't necessarily mean loyalist.
You can find usually middle class Ulster Protestants.
Not always, that's not fair, no.
Doesn't have to be a Protestant.
A Unionist is anybody who is like,
I don't want the United Ireland, I want to remain union in the UK.
There's a sectarian element and that belief will mostly be held by Protestant people in the north of Ireland.
But you'll probably find a few Catholic unionists.
They mightn't say it out loud.
There might not be loyal and give you shit about the fucking king,
but they'd be happy to stay within the UK.
You'll find loads of unionists down south.
If you call them unionists, they would get furious.
How dare you call me a unionist?
But if you're living in Dublin or Cork or Waterford and Limerick and you're like,
no, the north of Ireland should stay in the UK.
I'm not interested in it.
I don't want their problems.
I don't want to know what's happening up there.
No, I'm not interested in that.
It'd be too expensive.
Too expensive if the north of Ireland became part of Ireland.
How would we deal with all them loyalists?
What would we do?
I don't want any of that violent, provisional IRA shit.
That's the bad IRA.
I don't want that.
That's a really common argument you hear down south.
sometimes we call that partitionist
I call those people unionists
you're pro-union
the arguments that you're making
are pro-union
that's as simple as that
you want the north of Ireland
to remain as part of the UK
that's pro-union
I love calling those people unionists
because they get so so upset
because now they're confronted
with their views
partitionist doesn't do the same trick
it doesn't cause the same level
of self-reflection
the north of Ireland is
colonised
And the pogroms you saw last week are, that is settler colonialism.
The loyalists are descended from like literal colonizers,
like quite literally the Ulster plantation.
And settler colonialism begets certain organized collective behavior.
Like in the illegal settlements of Israel,
violent confrontational performative.
And settler colonialism is unique because it's deliberate
organized form of colonization where you have an incoming population, they're settling permanently
on the land, they're establishing a new order, a political order and laws and rules, and the specific
explicit fucking goal is to replace and dominate the existing population, not to assimilate into
it, not to immigrate, to literally replace,
eradicate an ethnic cleansing genocide that is settler colonialism that happened in
Ireland it happened very very successfully in the north of Ireland with the Ulster
plantations mostly of Scottish planters in the 1600s
interestingly the tenets of settler colonialism that I just laid out there are the
specific fears that you hear about immigrants about people who are simply
coming to a place to try and get a better quality of life.
Pagrums and oppression and violence towards Catholics
is unfortunately an organized part of some aspects of union of loyalist culture.
In a month's time it's going to be the 12th of July.
Protestant suprematist organizations like the Orange Order are going to try and march
through Catholic areas. They can't do that anymore. But that's what they did for
for years as deliberate intimidation of the Catholic community and then they would follow it with
pogroms on the Catholic community in the north of Ireland. And on the 12th of July you're going
to see giant bonfires where they burn effigies of Catholic people and they're going to have
a hierarchy on the these bonfires are fucking huge the size of skyscrapers and before it goes on fire
they're going to have a hierarchy of who they hate the most and at the top is going to be
That's Catholics and then underneath that is going to be immigrants and then at the very
bottom of that will be members of their own communities such as burglars and the
bonfires are a warning of death.
They're giant huge fires that can be seen all over the north of Ireland to intimidate
the Catholics.
The pogroms you saw last week they were mobilized and organized within that.
That's why it happened so quickly.
That's what the news media in England hadn't a fucking clue.
clue about. They didn't even know the difference. That's the heartbreaker for the for the
loyalists is you've got the media in London just calling them Irish and they're going,
we're British. And it's like they don't give a fuck over there. You're a paddy. I'm sorry.
You go to loyalist areas if you're going to see your British flag hanging up, you're going
to see the flag of Israel hanging up. Sometimes they'll fly the SS flag. They'll have an Israeli
flag alongside Nazi flags, South African flags. There's deep.
brooded historical ties between the loyalist paramilitaries and far-right groups around the world.
So that's what you saw last week.
The nationalist community in the north of Ireland, no, I'm not saying there's not fucking
racists in the now.
Of course there's fucking racist in the national community.
And you're going to have people in the nationalist community who don't want immigrants.
However, the community organization that happens in the nationalist communities, that's where
you're going to see your Palestine flags.
That's where you're going to see your murals of black people.
Panthers, Frederick Douglass. That's where you have a culture around solidarity with other oppressed
peoples. You'll have murals about pogroms that happened in the Catholic community throughout the
years. So it's much more difficult. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's going to be much
more difficult to get organized anti-immigrant pogroms happening within nationalist or Catholic
communities up north. Down south, we've a different story. Things are being asked.
from the outside.
Ireland has a neoliberalism problem.
Okay?
So years and years of
deregulation,
privatization of
resources that used to be public,
the complete financialization of the housing market,
which means that social housing
doesn't exist anymore, people don't have a social net,
greater economic security.
And all of these things are being caused
by very complex, unseen forces.
When that happened, the floodgates
open for fascism.
Wealthy interests who
can control algorithms,
who can put messaging out there,
step into that space, that
very insecure space, and
are able to say it's actually
caused by those immigrants.
They are the reason
that over there, that's the target.
And it works that the tale is all this time.
There was so much
outside interest in what was happening
in Belfast or was what was happening in
the Dublin riots of 2020.
24. So much outside interest from people like Elon Musk. J.D. Vance. Tommy Robinson. Andrew
Tate. The narrative, Ireland is waking up. Ireland is finally seeing the great replacement and the outside forces are painting.
They're trying to appeal to Irish nationalism and republicanism. They're trying to paint immigrants that are coming to Ireland as these are the new planters. These are like Oliver Cromwell.
Remember what happened to your ancestors under the British?
Well, now it's happening on your watch,
except it's people from Sudan or Somalia or Eritrea.
And that's an outside message.
That's flourishing.
In the Doomscroll era, in the polyculture,
in algorithms controlled by fucking billionaires,
controlled by Elon Musk,
algorithms which will push and promote any message
that triggers high arousal emotions,
such as anger and fear
and it pushes down
rigorous fact-based messaging,
empathic messaging,
critical thinking.
These things get pushed down
and instead it's the fear
and the anger that gets pushed to the front.
So this shit is all part of that ecosystem
that I began this podcast with.
In 2024, a rigorous study was done
on the amount of
the amount of far-right posts
on X,
the amount of far right messaging of accounts pretending to be Irish in Ireland it was 80%.
So 80% of racist far right messaging online in Ireland is coming from outside of Ireland.
Loads of it from the UK, loads of it from the US, some of it from Russia, organised influence campaigns.
80% is massive.
Why? So someone's paying for that.
Why do other countries?
Why do other countries need Ireland to become more racist?
Why did they? Why? It just seems mad, doesn't it?
There's a few reasons.
One of them is that it suits the racist agenda.
So there's, in America, for instance, there's this great fantasy, a fantasy that Ireland is the last bat.
of whiteness.
Little old Ireland,
you get racist Irish
Americans
who think of the old country
and they have this imagined
green, unspoiled land
full of white children
red hair.
You see them coming over
as tourists
and these are
yanks and they dress up
like 1950s Irish people.
You see them wearing paddy caps
and that they get out
out of a fucking tourist shops,
paddy caps and the women wear scarves
and it's almost like
it's like certain
some Irish Americans
treat a visit to Ireland
the way that Jewish
Americans will do the birthright
trip to Israel. It's very
fucking strange. Some of the
Americans, the racists
are like Ireland is a pure country
and it must not be diluted
so just straight up flat out racism
this fantasy that they have, this imagined
land of Ireland. The other reason
that
outside actors are interested in Ireland is
because we have a lot of soft power.
Generally, we don't play ball
the way that white people are supposed to play ball.
We're not perfect.
Ireland is where international corporations
can launder their money.
We're not fucking perfect.
But we didn't colonize.
We're not colonizers.
We're not France.
We're not Belgium.
We don't have that history of
we are better than someone else
that we're going to take your shit.
That's not ingrained in our history.
Most European countries
that's their fucking history.
Portugal, Spain, France, the whole shebang,
they were colonizers.
We were not colonizers.
We were colonized.
And now we're white people.
English-speaking white people.
And we're the fucking odd one out.
So we have a tradition of calling shit out when we see it.
We have a tradition of going to the fucking UN.
They don't like that we're goody two-shoes.
It's inconvenient for America or for the wealthy Brits
or whoever's doing some diabolical shit around the world
to have this little group of white people
who are seen as equal to them
eloquent speaking English
going hey that's wrong
we're goody two shoes and they don't want us to be
goody two shoes and that's fucking part
of our history you go back to Roger Casement
seen as the father of fucking human rights
I mean this is that thing a couple
again the news feed moves so quickly
but I believe it was three weeks or a month ago
we had
I'm being very careful with language here again
because there could be a trial
A man from the Congo was died outside a shop called Arnitz in Dublin.
Security guards were involved and it is seen as our quote-unquote George Floyd moment.
And I'm being cautious with language there because of justice.
You don't want to fuck up any trials.
And there was so much racism towards that man who died, that man from the Congo.
A lack of empathy.
blaming him for his own death.
Racism.
And a connection I didn't see anyone fucking make
was where that man died,
this man from the Congo,
two minutes around the fucking corner.
Less a 90-second walk is the GPO
where 1916 happened,
the 1916 Rising.
And one of the organizers of the 1916 Rising
was Roger Casement.
And what did Roger Casement do?
Roger Casement is seen as the father
of modern human rights.
Because in around 1921st,
10, I think it was.
He called out
human rights abuses in the Congo.
By Belgium, King Leopold.
Casement stuck his big
paddy head out and said,
hold on a second, those people in the Congo,
they're being exploited, they're being murdered
by Belgium, and there was
international justice. And that's our
history, that's our culture, that's the shit I want to
fucking identify with. People like Roger
Casement. Other white people don't
like that we do that. We can be deeply
inconvenient for international.
power when our artists, when our writers, celebrities, fucking politicians, you know, Catherine
Connolly, who's the president at the moment, Michael D. Higgins, who was the president before
Catherine Connolly, when they call out international abuse, this creates. This is inconvenient
for the other white people. They'd like an end to that. They wanted to see us a little bit more
fascist. They want to see us in line with the colonial powers. They want to see us start acting
like good white people to be at the top of the system.
Now the big reason, this is why I think that there's a clear international effort at disinformation campaigns in Ireland.
There's a clear paid effort to make us more far right.
And it comes down to a court case that happened in Ireland in 1986.
The name of the court case was Crotty versus Antishuk.
So in 1986, Ireland was in the European Union, right?
and they brought about a treaty in the European Union
it was called the Single European Act
and it amended the founding agreements
of the European communities right
and the Irish government as a member stated
the EU was about to sign that fucking treaty
but then an economist called Raymond Crotty
brought the government to court
and pointed out some shit about our constitution
and said hold on a second
Ireland can't do that without a referendum
and he won and it became known as the
Crattie Doctrine. So Ireland as an EU member because of our constitution, it makes us unique.
So the European Union has multiple member states. But if the European Union wants to change anything
in its treaty, most of the other countries in the EU, their governments just go, yeah, we sign off,
but not Ireland. The Crotty doctrine meant that the people own our own sovereignty, the government
administers it. So the government can't sign on any changes to a EU treaty without us having a
referendum. This happened with the Nice Treaty in 2001 and the Lisbon Treaty. So Ireland is now this
big problem in the EU. The EU wants to change its treaty. Italy goes okay grand not
fucking Ireland, they have to go, shit, there's a referendum. Now everyone in the country has to vote.
You might remember the Nice Treaty. I'd barely remember it. It was 2001. So the EU wanted to grow
larger. It wants to take in the Eastern European states that would have been in fucking, the Soviet,
the former Soviet states. So countries like Poland, Hungary, Czech Republic, Estonia, Latvia,
Lithuania, 25 countries. So the EU were like, great, we're bringing them all in. Because of that
fucking 1987 Crotty Doctrine
it meant that
it depended on Ireland having a public
vote and for whatever reason
Ireland voted no
and we had to do it twice
the government basically just came back and said
do it again and do it right
so within the infrastructure of the EU
Ireland has this
unique power
where shit has to be run
past the public
what does this have to do with the far right
do you know what fucking billionaires
hate
regulation
billionaires hate the EU
because the European Union
has heavy regulation
regulation, it's laws
laws for business
American bleached chicken fucking discourse
all right
the UK is going to buy a bunch of Donald Trump's
bleach chicken why? Because the UK
isn't in the fucking EU
America can't sell its chlorine
bleach chicken in the EU
because it doesn't meet EU regulations
neoliberalism is about deregulation
big business
want to get rid of laws
so that they can put profit above all else
workers rights are regulations
full-time contracts are regulations
the right to a union that's a regulation
billionaires want to get rid of these things
that's deregulation
just that just this month
I don't know if you saw it but
Siri
who I can't fucking mention because I was chatting
to her at the start
that's another Chekhov's gun
Siri who I was chatting to at the start
The latest Siri update is not available in the EU
Because it uses AI and the EU has got
Fairly tight data regulation
So Apple can't roll out the new Siri in the EU
Because of regulation
Now that's going to cost Apple a lot of fucking money
Apple would like that deregulated
So it can do whatever the fuck it wants with AI and our data
But it can't because the EU is regulated
The EU has enforced USBC chargers.
So now all phones sold in the EU, they have to have USBC chargers.
Very expensive for Apple, very expensive for mobile phone companies.
Elon Musk.
JD fucking Vance, Peter Thiel.
J.D. Vance is just Peter Thiel.
Vance used to work for Peter Thiel.
So anytime you hear J.D. Vance's name, it just means Peter Thiel.
He's the head of fucking billionaire head of Palantir.
one of the most dangerous companies in the world.
And Peter Thiel is the vice president of the United States, pretty much, via J.D. Vance.
That's what that is.
Billionaires want deregulation.
They don't want rules and regulation.
Peter Thiel and them are they're ultra-fucking libertarians.
They don't want any rules at all.
They're trying to create freedom cities.
They want areas that have no laws whatsoever, or billionaires can do whatever they want.
There was talk about Gaza.
becoming a freedom city. There was talk of Greenland becoming a freedom city when Trump was interested in it.
They want Ireland out of the EU. If the billionaires can corrupt and lobby the EU and say change this
treaty, change this rule, deregulate things in favour of us, the billionaires, and they do that through
lobbying of politicians, you've got this little pesky country called Ireland that has to have a
fucking referendum anytime the EU treaty has changed. That's the problem. That's why the international
far right is so interested in fucking Ireland. It's that. Little Ireland and our referendums.
And that's why so much of the far right message in the targets Ireland, it's IRExit.
It's this is being caused by your masters in Brussels. The same shit that happened with Brexit,
the exact same shit. That's what we're being targeted with. They're playing the long ball. They have a lot of
and they're looking at this as a game that could last 50 fucking years.
They're playing the long ball with the end goal.
Get Ireland the fuck out of the EU.
So division, so discord.
De-stabilise it.
Create a far-right party.
Find your Nigel Farage and spend billions on astroturfing a movement
that eventually will lead to Ireland leaving the EU.
And then you don't have that pesky little problem of them and their referendums.
and then the billionaires can do what they want.
Like they already have, like Italy,
Giorgio Maloney or whatever the fuck her name is.
Italy is an EU member state that has a far-right government.
The far right, the far right go hand in hand with capitalism.
The far right, they love billionaires,
they love capitalism, they love deregulation.
They're saying it out loud, listen to J.D. Vance's speeches.
Look at the hostility that America has towards Europe.
Listen to how J.D. I don't know.
where the fuck it was. I think he spoke in the EU
parliament about six months ago. But listen
to the shit he's talking about. It's all
culture war shit. And then they
released that. February
2025, J.D. Vance gave a speech
in Munich, a security
conference speech. And it was basically
Europe's greatest threat. It's not Russia.
It's not China. Europe's problem
is Europe. Immigration
censorship and the exclusion
of populist movements.
And it basically criticized Europe's
saying, you have forgotten your roots and we need to teach you in America.
And he flat out said America was going to be explicitly supporting far right political parties in Europe.
So they want that, they want their, they already have fucking Italy.
So they want that in France.
They want that in Germany.
They want because America, it's now fully captured by billionaires by the Epstein class.
J.D. Vance is Peter Thiel.
You'd fucking... Elon Musk was
bollocks deep in Trump at the start of it.
We're seized by billionaires.
We're leaving democracy.
They don't want fucking democracy.
The billionaires went to infiltrate the EU
by putting far-right governments in all the EU states
and then getting Ireland the fuck out of the EU
because we have this crotty fucking shit.
We have to have our referendums.
They're playing the long ball.
They have a lot of money.
And they're astroturfing.
And astroturfing is when
when you go into communities with a lot of money
and you create issues
you walk into a community
with a bunch of fucking Irish flags
that you paid for
that's how you can tell if a fucking Irish flag is astroturfed
it's when the flag is brand new
and you can see the creases on it
spending a lot of money to stalk division
from the fucking ground up
astroturfing until eventually that astroturf
that fake grass becomes a grassroots movement
and then the astroturfers can walk away
and they've just introduced division into a community.
80% of far right messaging is coming from outside fucking Ireland.
Like it's there.
You can see it.
It's being paid for.
Climate regulation.
Environmental regulation.
Regulation means here is a law and this law is more important than your ability to earn money.
And the billionaires say that this is very anti-business, anti-business laws.
Regulations are there to protect.
consumers and workers. And we need more of them. Unions, pensions, full-time contracts, the right to housing.
So that's my autistic pattern recognition, hot take, opinion on where we're being targeted so much
in Ireland. All right, that's all I have time for this week. What was that, 76 minutes?
I genuinely love showing up each week and getting to do this. I adore every second of it and
thank you so much for listening. One last point in the north of Ireland. A couple of months ago was
reported by the Belfast Telegraph that Erica Kark, the wife of Charlie Kark, who was assassinated,
was going to be coming to Belfast to bring the organisation, Tarning Point, to Belfast to the north of Ireland,
specifically to recruit people. I did a Charlie Kark podcast around the time he was assassinated.
Tarnan Point, it's not about religion. It's not a Christian thing. That's just the veil. It's the
veil of Christianity and culture war issues. If you go deep into what,
turning point is and they say it themselves.
Fucking Charlie Kirk
before he died. He was, he founded
an organization called Falcirk
with a preacher called Jerry Falwell
Jr. The explicit, written
goal of this organization
was to combat the idea
that Jesus was a socialist.
That's what this is.
Erica Kirk, Turning Point.
It's about
getting the foot in the door with Christianity,
morality. But really it's about
promoting free market economics. Prosperity theology. It's explicitly a way of promoting a version
of Christianity that posits neoliberalism, freedom, the freedom to be wealthy. That being wealthy is
good. It means that you're blessed by God. They're funded by billionaires and they're using Christianity
to astroturf neoliberal ideas because Christianity itself is very Christ.
Christ is very dangerous to capitalists, because if you fucking read the Bible, he wasn't a fan of capitalists.
He kicked the money lenders out of the temple and said that the poor people would get up to heaven before the rich man.
They hate that.
And that's why Charlie Kirk had an organisation called Falcirk before he died, funded by billionaires,
with the explicit purpose of fighting the message that Jesus was a socialist.
And that's why Erica Kirk is coming to fucking Belfast.
Erica Kark, by the way, confirmed
you can see her in CIA training
videos from the early 2000s.
She's in CIA training videos
from the early 2000s. It's not fake
news, it's not a deep fake.
Just very weird videos that
were trying to stoke the fear
that America would be vulnerable to
an EMP
attack on its electrical grid
back in the early 2000s.
And she said, oh, it was just a coincidence.
My father had a business that had to do
with electricity. You're in a fucking CIA
training video in the early 2000s come out of it. All shady business. In the meantime
wink at a swan. Genia flick to a snail. Salute a pigeon. Dog bless.
