The Charlie Kirk Show - THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 142 — Charlie's All-Time Greatest Clips

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

Though Thoughtcrime continues, it will never be the same as it was while Charlie Kirk was still with us. Today, one day before the anniversary of his death, the Thoughtcrime team remembers him at his best, by revisiting his all-time greatest moments, from the time he was caught wearing earplugs at a football game, to his repeated clashes with Tyler over Lord of the Rings, to the showdown over just what, exactly, a "chambermaid" is. Watch every episode ad-free on members.charliekirk.com!    Get new merch at charliekirkstore.com!Support the show: http://www.charliekirk.com/supportSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And when we found out, you know, looking ahead that it was going to be a Thursday that 9-10 fell on, we said, what's the best way to commemorate that, commemorate the day, but also, you know, remember the fact that this was a a day one year ago that we lost Charlie. And team sat down and came together and actually put together a really, really special episode for all of you guys. And I hope that people will share this because this is some of our favorite moments with Charlie for all the times that we hosted Thought Crime with him all the way back to, I think, some of the very first episode, some of the some of the very first thought crimes that we that we ever got into here on the program. You know, I know we had we talked about doing a show like this for for a while and it eventually came to be that we would have a show where

we just sort of got into all the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else during the week and and it took off and became a, you know, a really big popular hit and you know, probably the biggest show that we do all week every week and never once thought. that we wouldn't even make it to 100 episodes without, without Charlie. And to me, and I think for all of us, this is absolutely the best thing we could do today. Well, this is going to be a mashup of some of the funniest, some of those lighthearted,

some of those famous clips of thought crime. There are some that we all star in, but this is going to be an ode to Charlie. So his best moments, I have to say, I mean, we all have favorite moments from Thakram. But you reminded me of this. Chambermaid. Chambermaid.

Chambermaid. I'm very excited. Chambermaid. Chambermaid. South Park reaction. The South Park reaction. Just a lot of Lord of the Rings talk. Lots of the Rings.

The Lord of the Rings, the thing is, it's, the Lord of the Rings gets that. Remember the earplugs with Don Jr? The, what's that, Jack? The earplugs controversy with John, when Don Jr. was on the show. And the Photoshopped earplugs. You know, I haven't seen... I hope Taylor Swift makes it in here. I haven't seen the final...

Oh, yeah. We need to have... I think we... Did we ever have the final confrontation with Jack not having all the studs on his jacket? Yes. At the gala? We did talk about that.

Yeah. I didn't have any studs. Or was it you? Oh, it was that... It was like none of you had them except Charlie. And he didn't have the studs. No. So, yeah, it was...

It was, yeah, it was tuxedo gate. Andrew and Charlie's... most famous clip ever. Black pilots. Like there's so much good stuff here. I never heard of that. There's so much good stuff here that took over the internet. Who knew when we came up with this show concept? You know the true story is Charlie and I were wanting to do a panel show? Like, uh, and then it was Blake bringing Blake on that was the impetus. Because Blake had been, Blake had been canceled. I, I have committed many a thought

crime. So Blake had been canceled for committing thought crimes. And so we wanted a place where, where we could like bring. lake back into the world, you know, and it was awesome. There's so many cool clips, and my favorite personal one, favorite thought crime episode will always be the Thanksgiving one. We'll always be that.

Oh, yeah, Charlie, with this cranberry, like the only acceptable way to have cranberry is the disgusting tin, and you just have the gelatinous cylinder upon the plate. You did the banana peel one on Thought Crime 2, though, right? He did. I hope they have that one. We did the face

actually, and I was saying, Jack, one of my favorite moments from thought crime actually was more recently with you overtly pagan. So I just want to give you an honorable mention. Pagan. Us and Lord of the Rings just have quite the relationship. Yeah, it's one of those things. But anyways, everybody, please enjoy this special tribute to our dear friend. His presence on the show, I hope you guys feel every week because we feel it when we do the show.

And he had a lot of great moments. And this is our ode to Charlie. enjoy. So everybody, welcome to this new show that we're doing. Familiar set, but a different vibe. Jack and I are going to have thought crime conversations, and we have some amazing stuff. Somebody asked me, they said,

Charlie, how do you best describe thought crimes? I said, it's basically a group chat that became a podcast. Why do liberal white women believe that they must sustain the liberal agenda when they aren't the victim? Oh, white guilt. Yeah, I mean, white liberal women are largely, devoid a purpose, they don't have husbands who satisfy them.

And so they look for other purpose. And whether it be Xanax, Valium, wine, or BLM, they have to find something to fill that void. I don't like Taylor Swift. And at all. Most guys don't. Well, isn't that the real topic, right? But that's kind of the real topic. And I feel as if she's being forced upon our culture, like it's this Taylor Swift

colonizing effort. It takes two to be forced on, though, sort of. No, no, no, no. I'll prove it. So then, Blake, don't even get me start. you're going to be like, don't watch the NFL. Forget it. I'm going to preempt your argument.

I am a Chicago Bears fan. Tyler knows this. That's rough. They are awful. They are awful this year. Justin Fields is not good. They are awful. They need new ownership.

They need a quarterback, new coach. I mean, I watch the Bears. It's a habit. Have my whole life. So I'm watching the Bears' Chiefs game. And all of the announcers, like these 75-year-old men are like swooning over Taylor Swift. Why? Because the ratings of the game like went through the roof.

Like people were buying like Sunday NFL ticket. I got dragged to one Taylor Swift concert. I will never go back. I was in the very back. It was awful. It was all women and gays. That was it. And I was like,

I want to be dead right now. I want to be dead. I don't want to do this. I've been to other concerts with attractive females like Ariana Grande. I've been to at Coachella, I'm a very impressive. I walked away from that. I went to Coachella when you're area.

Grande got up, had a really great time with the DJ. It was fun. Taylor Swift wasn't fun. It was miserable. It's because most of her fans are miserable. I don't understand this. Here's Taylor Swift, who, you know, she was endorsing Joe Biden, but she did it with these, like, disgusting Walmart cookies, right, back in 2020 as if, I mean, and by the way,

is this some sort of thing like, I should be in the kitchen, making cookies for you? Is that what you're trying to tell us, Taylor Swift? Is that, like, your rightful places to make cookies or something? It's a very weird thing. make those. I think it's reading a bit much into that. Who does that? It's very strange. If you're going to put like complicated frosting designs on cookies, they always end up looking like

kind of crappy sugar cookies like that. Am I supposed to believe she actually made those? I don't think so. I think this whole thing is an I don't think a lot of people are asking that question. She definitely ordered them. She wanted to endorse Joe Biden so she got Joe Biden cookies. I don't think it matters whether she made them or not. It's not cute. I don't find anything she does to be interesting. But that's the whole

thing. She's an up. She's a created op of the mockingbird media. What I would say is we talk about her all the time, so we clearly do find her interesting in some capacity. No, no, it's force on us. That's not true. I would never talk about her if this wasn't force fed by the Masters of the Universe. Time magazine. And force fed

is... Travis Kelsey, oh yeah. What happens? Hold on. You cannot watch an NFL game. Travis Kelsey for State Farm. Travis Kelsey for Pfizer. Travis Kelsey for some random car insurance thing. Travis, it's like, what company doesn't have Travis Kelsey? I mean, I'm trying to watch a dang football game. And it's

Travis Kelsey for Uber Eats and Travis Kelsey for Subway and oh, by the, Travis Kelsey from Ma Otto and Travis Kelsey for, it's like, is there, it's, I'm telling you, that doesn't happen by mistake. It's the same thing with Jennifer Lawrence and this, they find people that they can use for cultural type influence and Taylor Swift is perfect. She's a liberal, but she doesn't overplay it in recent years. She sells, she's the most popular. No one doubts that she's popular. Of course, she's normal. Of course she's popular. And she also, she's that demo that they want to dominate, which is upper middle class white girl, suburban America. That's their pathway to world domination. And she controls that demo. Of course, we acknowledge she controls it. I mean, we don't,

you know, live on Neptune. But this whole Travis Kelsey thing is so staged, right, Jack? I mean, you watch an NFL football game. I remember Erica walks in. She says, what commercial is he not in? Leans, levies, wage garnishments, bank account seizures. Those aren't just words. That's the IRS taking what you've earned, your paycheck, your savings, your retirement, even your home. And it's accelerating. IRS notices and letters are up more than 85% in the last two years. If you or your business owe back taxes or you have unfiled tax returns, do not wait. Call American Tax Group, the nation's leading tax firm at 888-381-3816. Here's what the IRS is counting on. That you'll do nothing, that you'll put it off for one more week. But understand, you could wake

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They win a Super Bowl and that they have a Super Bowl baby. I hope that they have lots of children. It'll make them happier. I have learned that anything I say about Taylor Swift is the easiest way for me to get publicity. It's amazing. I don't even try, by the way. It's like, international news, people are texting me from high school and they're, I haven't heard from these people in years. It is really something. All I said is that Taylor Swift should submit to her husband, which is overabundantly biblical. Apparently, I'm starting a race war in the WNBA. You've done it again. You've done it again, Charlie. I have a tendency to start race wars. There was this placid world where there's the women's National Basketball Association.

Of course, a bunch of women always get along. Yeah, women are known for getting along. They live in harmony with one another. They definitely never have beefs or arguments or disputes or rivalries or Charlie Kirk would start. Only you could do it. WMBA was great. I'm sure all 10 people at their games were having a blast. Post a photo guys. No, hold on. Charlie Sirwby, I'm usually the controversial one. Don't let him. Don't let him pre-defend himself. Put up. Put up the photo. Put up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Do we have it. There we go. We zoom in here. I don't know if they can zoom it in. Context matters here, guys.

No context shall be allowed. He's at an Oregon Ducks game. And if you zoom in there, if you gaze at his, at what would be his left ear at the right end of the photo, he has an ear plug within his ear to conceal himself

from the true authentic sounds. I have a very simple question for Don. Do you ever wear ear protection when you shoot? When I shoot, yes. Okay, well, it's the same decibel. All right. You have to do it when you shoot. I didn't as a kid.

I'm not shooting. You're not shooting. I would stop. Oh, the stadium is too loud. It's a hundred twenty seven decibels. I have to be objective. I have, like, I have taken, like, my daughter to, like, one of these concerts when we're sitting front row at a concert or something where it's just so loud.

I'm like, and I hate the music. I will. I have done that. But at a football game. No, it was a hundred. Charlie, this is not a new sign are you on. This is not here. I think Charlie just went communist on us.

I'm a little worried. This is not a normal stadium, guys. Charlie, are you a Democrat? Have you been eating a lot of soy? There's some things you rather just lose your hearing for. It's like, it's worth it. You got to eat the man card. It's like, it's loud. It's like a gunshot. It's so scary.

It's a 127 decibels, which is louder than a music concert. It's not a normal stadium. I'm a producer on Charlie's radio show, and I learned that Charlie was going to Greenland when he sent us the photo of him in Greenland. And I believe that's when Andrew learned about it. I believe that's when everyone learned about it. So Charlie just went and he just absconded on us. To my credit, though, I was sworn to secrecy.

I could have leaked it and all that. It drives me nuts when people do that. So you guys understand. You got to take that stuff seriously. So it is objectively one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. It reminds me of like deep interior Alaska, like untouched, wild, where you come in contact with God's creation. with no filter, a place where there is a town and then there's no connection to modernity from that point forward. I mean, there's polar bears that just walk through downtown nook,

which is the largest town in Greenland. That is a great word for it. So just kind of some backstory, Don Jr. called me up and he said, hey, do you want to pop on Trump Force One and fly with me to Greenland? I'm like, yeah, I'll do that. So we took off at 2 a.m. Locals fan or time in Palm Beach. I did one of the things I hate most, which is to fly a red eye flight. Pretty easy to fly a red flight on Trump Force One, might I add those? So landed in Greenland as the sun was rising at 11 a.m. Local time got off the plane. We were greeted by hundreds of people in Maga Hats. We went to some of their sacred sites. We went to the top of this hill and took those pictures as the sun was rising. We had an amazing meal with a bunch of local Greenlanders. We went to the local cultural museum and ended

the day at one of their top kind of bar, hangout, cheers, if you will, restaurants. They love America. They are, the power of the power of American culture, MAGA is a worldwide

movement. It is transcending borders, largely thanks to social media. So it was a wonderful time in Nuke. That is how you say it, not Nook, it is Nook, and honored to have been included in something that very well might have made history. Trump's going to win the nomination. Who's he going to pick as the vice presidential pick?

Turns out there's been a lot of discussion of this lately. The odds are shifting rapidly. I'm super curious about that. Then I'll tell you about my conversation with Trump. Oh, that's amazing. So the Betfair favorite right now, and this caught me really off guard looking it up just now. Currently the favorite on Betfair, which is a British betting site, you can bet on this thing in the UK. You're blocked if you try to visit in the U.S.

But they have the favorite right now is Christy Noem, 5 to 1. So still not strong odds. Who's second? Second place is Vivek. And then, at least, Stefanik. And then the next three, this is another strange one. Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Ben Carson. And then in seventh place, Tulsi Gabbard.

So top seven. I'm not going to say any name details, but the president has not made up his mind. and very much open to a lot of different ideas. And we had a real robust conversation about it. And he wants to win. And he's getting, I'll tell you right now, there are, here's what I can tell you. He is being actively lobbied by like five or six different camps on this right now. Be shocked.

And the name I think that we should really push forward to it, be in the mix as a finalist, is J.D. Vance. I think J.D. Vance is a finalist because he's a very thoughtful communicator of the American. America First Agenda. He's from a younger demo. He's in a unit 30 still. I have a plan. The perfect plan. Yes. Is it the Ohio switcheroo? The Ohio switcheroo? Yes. You get JD in as VPP and then you force DeWine to put in the vague as senator. We have Tyler Boyer with his hat that was supposed to be at America Fest. It's our precinct sheriff hat. And you're not a precinct sheriff of your precinct, unless you have this hat. So Charlie, here's your hat. Oh, I got to wear one. No, you don't have to wear it. And Blake, I got one for you guys too. Blake, I think your vitamin D levels

is negative now, Blake. Well, yeah, basically. We're in the Dakotas. We're called the Sunshine State. I think you have negative five vitamin D level. It's actually, you blended into the wall. Congrats. Hey, guys, look.

I deliver. Hey! There it is. I had to go into the archives. And everybody, Does Charlie have like Snapchat filters on right now? I don't know. Everybody point to the hat. We have to get one screen grab of this.

One graphic. You got to do it. Having Blake with the MAGA hat makes my year. Because it's a symbol. And Andrew, I want to talk about this. I am now going to wear this everywhere I go. Every single one of you, you need to now get one of these. Go down, donate at Donald J.Trump.com.

And you need to go into the streets and to show this regime No. F you, actually. We're not going to put up with this. We are not going to tolerate your nonsense or your BS. We will not put up with this color revolution. There was a nonstop fight from donors, influencers, elected officials of who actually gets in the rotunda. Now, this is very complicated because the presidential inaugural committee, otherwise known as J-SIC, does not control all the tickets. It is a joint committee. between the Senate and the House and the incoming administration. So as soon as you decide to go in the rotunda,

you are 100% in Article 1 land within the House and the Senate. So therefore, if you look at the picture before you even get to like, you know, some of Trump's friends outside of the dais, and I'll get to the dais in a second, it's all senators. Yeah. So the senators hogged all of the tickets up from. You're in controlled territory there. They control that land.

So to just put this in perspective, there were about 680 seats in the rotunda. About 400 of them were for Congress. So there was only 230 tickets allocated for Trump and his team, family, and even some select donors. So that huge war over actually who gets ticketing. There was an overflow room where people like Theo Von were and Logan Paul and Megan Kelly and all the governors.

All the governors were in the overflow room, right? So super honored and thank you to Susie and thank you to everyone who worked so hard on this for approving, not just myself, but also Erica, big, big lift. And that's a big deal, right? It was a huge honor. I got attacked for having good seats, but it wasn't just me. It was also Erica, and they were really sweet to include her because all the other congressional spouses, this is what made them really mad. All the congressional spouses were in the overflow room. So the congressional spouses were in the overflow room, and Erica got in.

and she deserves it because we're all part of this kind of historic and triumphant moment and it was just larger than life, breathtaking and yeah that seat gate this is the crew

at the Mara Lago gala we've got Tyler there we have Jack there we have Charlie there I was enabled to attend it's okay but we've got this image here and Daisy saw something a little

unusual but she's like something something's off about that and then she realized oh wait you know someone sent me a video from it and something didn't look the same so she looked around reveal image 108 so what we have here the turning point gala is a black tie event that means wear a black tie wear a tucks and what we have discovered someone we do not know who But it was known that Tyler Bowyer and Jack Posobic did not follow the dress code. Wait, time out. For the turning point gala. Time out.

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They have to get ready. Yes, it's a, it's a get ready. That's going to riff on that again. So that here's what's crazy. Going from 19% to 50-50, Blake's still laughing himself. Going from 19% to 5050 in one year. He said our class in 2023 in one year is actually impossible.

I think Blake, you made this point. Are there even enough women or minority potential pilots out there that want to be a pilot? Where are they going to find these people? Where's the supply going to come from? There's the diversity push in literally every industry in America. I think this is the red pill of the red pill. Every issue where anyone who's remotely normie in my orbit goes 10 out of 10, it's the flight one. I have to be honest.

Or like surgeons. Surgeon and flight are the top two where it's like they, no one really cares when it's HR managers. No one cared when it was, you know, just kind of paper shufflers or even engineers. But now when it's like, wait, wait, hold on a second. You're going to remove my appendix and you're a black lesbian. Well, you bring these. Did you have to go through the same? I say this all the time.

When I get on an airplane, you know, I want my got my pilot to be like, hi, this is Chad, uh, maybe like a little bit of a southern accent. Chad Buckworth here. No, Chad. Yeah. This is my 31,000th hour. I'm kind of bored, honestly. I can do this in my sleep.

But I want, I want just like cookie cutter like. Yeah. This is so, this is so. easy to me. I don't want Laquisha James. They have that like pilot voice. And she's just like hi ladies and gentlemen pray for me.

And the truth is it's just this is a creation that the left wanted. And they think you can't say anything about it because they'll call you a racist. And this is where we really have to take the gloves off and say your name calling will not get in the way

of people's safety at 35,000 feet. It's offensive to call someone a diversity hire. You guys are the ones who legally require diversity hires. You are the ones who say, we need to hire people based on skin color. We want excellence. Screw you weird. But even just a little pushback would have been a relief. He just assumed the premise was accurate. And as if it's like perfectly fine, like, yes, we need the most diverse flight crew ever. I think that's what's so troubling is in that clip. He doesn't acknowledge that there is structural and cultural reasons for this disparity. And so you're sitting here as like

a potential victim in the back of the plane going like, Oh my gosh. Like he's just going to force this through. And there's, he doesn't seem to care about the fact that if some people can't fly so good. If Delta wanted to just dominate, they should do an ad and be like, Delta Airlines,

excellence is how we hire our pilots. And you'll be safe. I'm telling you, they would have 20% more like, you know, they'd get boycotted too by the pilot. No, look,

everything is going to be fine, man. 300 people on, I hope I'm wrong. It's just someone's going to die because we could joke about this all we want. Well, You cannot have, it's very, very sophisticated. You hire people for sophisticated, high stakes, immediate call jobs with 50 checklist items,

and you do not have competency as the core reason. Somebody's going to die. Charlie, you've been zeroing in on these issues. And I don't know if you've been doing it on the show as much or on the chat, but you say, that's a red pill issue. Trust me, this is a red pill issue. And what we're really getting at is I talk to a lot of normie. Yeah.

And that's why I think this united. story and the DEI story hits so hard because we've all been in the back of a plane when the turbulence hits or when you're flying through a storm and you're like, I'm so glad I saw the guy with the right stuff and the square jaw getting to the cockpit before we took off. And I feel better now. I mean, like, you want to go thought crime? Like, I'm sorry, if I see a black pilot, I'm going to be like, boy, I hope he's qualified. Well, that's the, you wouldn't have done that.

You wouldn't have done that before. That's not an immediate, no, you wouldn't have done that before. am. That's not what I believe. It is the reality the left has created. I want to be as blunt as possible because now I'm connecting two dots. Wait a second. The CEO said that he's forcing that a white qualified guy is not going to get the job. So I see this guy.

He might be a nice person. I say, boy, I hope he's not a Harvard-style affirmative action student that has points for. And he landed half of his flight simulator, you know, trials. That's the thing. And I just, I- Such a good point. It's so fair. It also, it creates like unhealthy thinking patterns.

I don't want to think that way. Charlie Kirk back in 2024, when he sees a black pilot, he wonders if they're even qualified at all. Donald Trump came out essentially tried to blame diversity for this and throw it on their favorite, you know, DEI, which is their favorite little, you know, thing to beat. For the record, the totality of my comments were that if you are going to hire

based on race and not merit, it begs such lower questions that none of us, like and I even continued the sentence to say that's not who I am I don't like it but you can't even you obviously can't say that when's the wired magazine article going to be done on black only dormitories when's the wired magazine article

going to be on anti-white hiring practices at Johns Hopkins never does TPSA see any tension that it sells merchandise of MLK and its website by the way we don't anymore so this guy's outdated what role this Blake Neff having creating content on ML because I said what have I done this time

now this is what the best part right because I mentioned Blake, and he says, what role? Well, this is a perfect time to release it. This is a perfect time to announce. Little did this reporter know that Blake Neff is director of MLK history at the Charlie Kirk show. Yeah, it's my new title.

Right there. Congratulations. Right there. Director of MLK. We don't want people dying because their smoke alarms aren't being changed. Yeah, I mean, if there was one thing to try to. Charlie Kirk and friends are opposed to

fire death. Yeah, if there was one thing to shame a community on, it's not changing battery smoke detector shame. Hey, change your smoke detector batteries. Just fix your smoke detector right now. Just go and do it. Yeah. Just go and do it anyway. Wait, did you guys? Did you guys hear something? Is it okay to eat steak on Thanksgiving? I really worry it's the only thing you eat on Thanksgiving. No, no. That's incorrect. Incorrect. Not allowed. No. no you can have Tyler and I were discussing this not at all not at all not at all you can have

you must have turkey it is required to have turkey you may have ham if it is supplementary to the turkey but like it should be any meat you have should be from like a a central meat dispensing

entity you cannot have individualized servings of meat that is that is my position on the Thanksgiving is not from a central meat dispensing. No, like, you don't make a giant, you don't make like a 50 pound steak and then take like a piece of it and like pass the giant super steak around. Like that's what you do with ham or turkey.

Like you make the whole turkey or you make the whole ham and like cut a little bit of it. But you don't do that with steak. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You can have a separate serving of a plate of steak for people. Similar to the ham. No, it's just wrong. Like, because ham is.

ham is like supplement to the turkey taste. You have to have turkey and ham on your plate. You don't need ham, no. No, you don't need ham. No, no, I'm a turkey purist. But some people think that they can start to get really, now Christmas is a completely different ballgame. There are no rules with Christmas.

Ham is usually center, but steak is acceptable. Yeah, but no, but still, Christmas is a whole Thanksgiving. It is un-American, not to have either turkey, some sort of dressing, cranberries, but here's the thing about the cranberry thing. If you want to be an ultra-traditionalist, it must be straight out of the can, taken vertically with no adjustments. And now if you want to have the- Is this some Chicago thing now?

Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no. And if you want to have cranberry with adjustments, that could be supplementary. But however, it must be out of the can and you just take it vertically and it just jiggles. Walk me through your stuffing. The stuffing is very interesting. Now here's the big question. Does the stuffing go in the turkey or is it prepared outside of the turkey?

Is that stuffing versus dressing? And then put it in, cook it with the turkey or some people will prepare it and then just put it in for like the final. See, that's the final leg. You got to go to full Lanta. So dressing has to be obviously cornbread. Yes. Some sort of celerys and carrots. Sure.

Sausage. Need your crunch. A little crunch. Mix that all together. But you know what makes the stuffing really kicker? The gravy. Yes. And so you need the gravy.

You have the stuffing. You have the jiggling cranberry. You got the turkey. And that's all that's accepted. And then also maybe green beans and then sweet potatoes. Creaming casserole. How do you make the sweet potatoes? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's the issue with green meat casserole? I just, it's not allowed. What do you mean it's not allowed? You're getting too cute. Green bean cassero is a staple with a total staple. With the, no, no, with those little crunchy things on top, never best things. They're fried onions. No, no, no, I like, what?

I like the long, uninterrupted, unblemished green beans. With butter. Yeah. That's good, though. Those are good, too, but that's not green beans. I never said casserole. The casserole is a, no, no, no, no. We are saying casserole is a staple.

It's an absolute Thanksgiving. I don't think it's a staple. 100%. And then, let me think what else. Okay, yes, then the sweet potatoes. Sure. But none of this marshmallow stuff. You see, this is new age.

it's a mistake. We're all of a sudden. Full trad. No, no. It's a mixture of, it's like 1950s Thanksgiving. Right. It's like, that's why it's like the gel, you know, it's. No, no, no, no, no, marshmallow.

The marshmallow thing is, is a disgrace. Well, Charlie, hold on a second, though, because there is one thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there is one thing, one dish that we know for a fact was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie. You know where I'm going with this. Smallpox? No, no, no, no, Charlie. Not what, not what we served, what was served to us.

Got it. Corn. Oh, see, no, no, no. Corn was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie. The only corn that is acceptable is cornbread. I will say, you have to bend the need to the corn god, and cornbread has to be either the dressing the stuff. Do you agree, Tyler? Long time thought time listeners will remember that Charlie is like. Blake radicalized me against the corn god.

He's an anti-cornite. We as conservatives have to reject processed food. We have to reject all this crap that we put in our foods, the dyes, red 40, purple, 22, Who, you know, by the way, these oils, canola oil, all that, it is garbage for you, okay? We eat way too much sugar, way too much carbohydrates. I know the farmers hate when I say this, but honestly, corn is not good for you, okay? Corn is real, I mean, I know people are going to boo me off stage, but corn has no nutritional value. It's not good for you.

Blake, you'll back me up on this, right? Corn is a demon. Yeah, corn is really bad for you. Here's the proof. If you eat a cob of corn, you see a lot of it when it exits your body. right your body's literally rejecting corn we have so many farmers that listen to us and i have so much respect for them i'm not trying to insult their life's work of harvesting corn i just think it's i think i think the abundance of corn in western society is directly related to our obesity epidemic it's

directly related i think i think corn has no redemptive value unless it is for thanksgiving because then it is a sacrament to squanto no no corn is good in the summertime we we eat the corn on Thanksgiving to show our thanks that the angry corn god has not destroyed us. Whoa, wow. So corn on the cob is summer. This is exactly right. I forgot his name. I forget the corn god's name in the movie.

No, no, we're not talking about corn on the cob. We're talking about corn elements, corn bread, for example. Corn bread is great. Even, wait, wait, wait, even Charlie Kirk, like the chief anti-corrant. Wow, this is huge. No, this is what thanks. This is big. Let's be very clear.

Thanksgiving is not about what you want to do. Ooh, okay. It is what your ancestors did. Okay. And it doesn't matter if you don't want to do. No, that's what I'm saying. It's not about it. I don't care about it.

If you don't like cranberries, you don't like turkey, suck it up. It's Thanksgiving. There is no, this modernity, like, I'm going to put, like, stagio. Tanya doesn't, Tanya will not eat turkey. She won't do it. It doesn't matter. She'll make it. She won't eat it.

So here in Arizona, I don't know what to tell you. I completely agree with Charlie. I think the canned cranberry is a must on the table. However, you have to have. You have to have a second. In Arizona, we have jalapeno cranberries. Incredible. I know you're regionalizing this too much.

Halapeno. No, it's good. It adds a little spice. It's just a little bit. Like when I went to the Grand Canyon last summer, and I discovered that I guess they just sell like prickly pear everything at every Arizona. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tourism thing.

That's anywhere in Arizona. So I have a question for everybody, though. And this is getting deep into the weeds. So we talked about stuffing or dressing. Moist stuffing or dry stuffing? It's got to be dry, but the gravy makes it moist. If you make it too moist, you're for the gravy. Because you always make it more moist.

Before the gravy. You can't, it has to be on the spectrum of tilt moist, but not too much because if it's too dry, then it's just, it's too brittle. And brittles, there's nothing worse than brittle dressing. So you call it dressing or stuff. I'm noticing that you call it dressing. It should be stuffed. stuffing, however, I've been corrected many times.

I've always called stuffing, even though it's not technically stuffing unless it's within the turkey. Yes. Dressings outside the turkey. No, it's not. No, I grew up calling it stuffing even though we never put it in the turkey. No, but it's the, I mean, I get that, but the type of food would be called still stuffing. Dressing is like for salads. No.

No, no, no, no. Dressing is outside. It's, it's not. I reject that complete. I totally reject that. For me, stuffing is like a type of food. and it like it should be used to stuff in it, but it is still stuffing even if it's not doing the stuff.

There's lots of things that we have where we don't use the name properly, but we still call it that because it used to be done that way. I'm excited for Thanksgiving at this point. This is great. So we're pre-taping this. Yeah, we are, we are, today is we are on Tuesday. We actually blew off Thanksgiving to do this. We're supposed to be eating right now.

Yeah. Yeah. So now let's let's now go to the more fundamental question. Okay. Dessert. Okay, because that really is what do you need a set? Well, for me, I mean, if I have, I have, all right, go ahead. No, no, you go. I have, you go. No, this is. I have, I have at times, and my mom knows this, I have left the house, gone to the store and purchased the ingredients for pumpkin pie and brought it home and made it myself because there was no pumpkin pie available. It is required. Oh, I completely agree. It is like, 100% required. The first commandment of. Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Is thou shall have pumpkin pie with whipped cream.

With whipped cream. It is a non-negotiable. Right. If it's not there, like, I got up, I got in my car. I was like, I'm just going to go. Now, Ryan asks a really good question. Is Thanksgiving meal a lunch or a dinner? The answer is around 3.30 to 4 p.m. Yeah. That is the sweet spot. I had the honor of a lifetime to call Charlie a friend. And what I remember most wasn't just what people saw on stage. It was what was behind the scenes. That was an unwavering commitment to his faith, his love for his family, and his genuine desire to encourage others to live with courage and conviction. Charlie believed that following Christ wasn't something you compartmentalized. He didn't

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Is it not the, the, title chambermaid housekeeping is chambermaid you would just say housekeeping though this isn't the 1920s charlie charlie's like come on you look it up it's chambermaid we're gonna

roll some numbers here later do you call it a chamber pot jiggers it's the fuzz i call it the loo okay he's british now i thought you're scottish i'm scottish is it not chambermaid wait you call it the loo but you don't call her the loo lady The Lou Lady. Is it not say Chambermaid? I'm looking this up.

A maid who claims bedrooms and bathrooms, especially in a hotel. Yeah, from a hundred years ago, maybe. You don't call her the chambermaid? What do you call her? The housekeeping. You just say housekeeping. No, that's so insincere. What's her title?

Do you call Michael your Batman? No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, no, no. What do you think she goes around and she calls herself? The maid? The maid. Chambermaid. No, she doesn't.

Lord does this. Oh, it just come into my chambers, yeah. She doesn't call herself the housekeeper made. Lord, Lord Charlie over here. But cleaner, I don't know. Erica, that's the chamber made. The chamber needs a turning. Exactly.

Gets me a bedwarming hand. Draw my bath, chamber maid. Did a chamber maid. Did, yes. Past tense. They still exist. Past tense. The Google is in past tense.

When they knock, they usually say, Chambermaid is here. No, they're staying. Do you take vacations, like, in the past, and this is why we don't actually know? Charlie, because, like, you're time traveling to the past. Did you sail on the Titanic? Did you survive that? I have been called an old soul. Because the other Google is, what did the Chambermaid do in the middle ages?

In the Middle Ages. It's from the 1500s. What I don't like is how early it gets dark. in the winter. I don't want to fall back. Just keep the clocks the way they are in July the whole year. He's a permanent day. He's a permanent daylight savings time person. Yeah, that's the opposite. We have to reject this. Charlie, you are in rebellion against God. I agree. And here's the reason why. I actually want Arizona to be on Pacific time, not Mountain time. Tyler's with me. Tyler's with me. I went. So Arizona doesn't change the clocks. Yeah, good. Tyler's a good

If we go permanent and we get permanent on mountain, I'm going to be really pissed because because you like to share your time with California instead of Utah and Idaho. Life in Arizona is objectively better when it's on Pacific time. Objectively. It is. And I'll tell you why. Like it's so, by the way, the spring when all of a sudden you're three hours behind, like by the time it's like 3.30 Arizona time, East Coast is done.

And you have like a full day of work left. And like it's so great. And by the way, you get up, by the way, let's say you get up at 630 or 7, and you can reach anybody you want on the East Coast because they're already in the office. And you have all the texts from the East Coast ready to go. And like you would be so efficient. What is a glory hole? I want to see if there's an actual definition here.

Is this something that is considered to be commonplace knowledge? I think there was a circles. I think there was a certain. It is a type of sexual paraphernalia. I guess you could say. Why is what? Hold on. I don't want those websites.

I think there's something a paraphernalia. It's disgusting. I think there's a certain senator from Idaho. I don't want those cookies. Google knows about this forever. Your asses are going to be like that for the rest of time now. It's disgusting. So who wants to take this next topic?

Because I have no idea what the heck this is about. I think I think Jack should explain bonus hole to Charlie. All right. Charlie, so Charlie, so I got the You heard of bonus holes, right? Should I Google that too? Don't Google. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just asking.

You've heard of bonus holes? You don't know bonus holes? No, Jack, I don't, I don't know much about holes and that whole genre, apparently. A whole genre of holes. Yeah, Charlie, there's a wide corny copia. Bonus holes. Who is time for all this? Wide cornucopia of holes out there, Charlie,

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Yeah, no, I had no idea. I actually don't even think this existed. So I'm not that out of the lingo. This is brand new. Okay, glory hole, you could mock me all you want. By the way, I'm proud I didn't know what a glory hole was, okay? Bonus hole, I mean, now we're really pushing the boundaries of decency. Allow me to ask you a quick question. When was the last time, if ever, you got a second opinion on your mortgage?

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all history, this takes the cake. Wait, what? How is the Lord of the Rings movie? What are the what in the wait? Lord of the Rings. I want to tell us. There's a pretty game movies out there. I'm a star fight has started. You have begun the war, Tyler. I will

finish this war. What? Explain yourself. You have to you have to prove this point. There's the full clip. Sam and Frodo are so gay together and it's a if you replaced it a female they'd be in love with each other yeah but they didn't and they're not okay you can't sit through 15 hours of those movies and not be like i think that's where america turns severely more gay was

after the lord of the ring show jay came out no you are you are high you are on drugs Tyler you are out of control we are this is I'm saying this this takes it this beats it okay that's good but no what Tyler you have you've made a power powerful enemy today. It all started with Glee and Frozen, okay? It was Glee. We talked about this so many times that it's Glee. I know, 100%.

That was the original cultural sin of modernity, okay? Yeah, Glee ruined America. Glee was the plaintiff of Wilkins. I did not. I have no opinion on Glee because I never watched Glee. We covered it on the program. It was, well, and Charlie, you pointed it out first that it was actually,

it was the high school musical that kind of started the genre. And then I have the whole thing on Zach F. Franz, the whole thing. And then Glee took that and made it woke. Hold on. Now the people in the chat are saying they agree with Lord of the Rings being gay. I'm going to go to war against the chat.

The chat says, I am, I could not be in more agreement with Blake. I think Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest artistic accomplishments of the species. Yeah, it's great. Like, okay, it's called male friendship and it's a thing that existed long before. I never even thought of that. Tyler just said it.

And I, it's just, if you go back and watch it now, you're going to be like grossed out by the entire thing. No, I actually watched it. I read the books for the first time this year. So I actually rewatched it. And like, no, it's not gay. I reject your interpretation. I won the whole chat over the entire chat. No, it's not true.

No, chat, we're going to have a stern talking to with the chat. They are going to get on side, Lord of the Rings is straight. And they're going to have to accept this. That was, that was like a nuclear bomb thought crime. the record. I'm like still processing that. Like that's that's like that's like pilot level thought crime. Just like drop the freaking thermonuclear weapon in the middle of that was like we got to defend Lord of the Rings properly.

Yeah! Straight as an arrow. I watched Lord of the Rings this weekend and Tyler ruined it for me. I have to just be honest. You agree with them now? Frodo and Sam. You gave in to this. No, I don't. You see it. You see it now. I don't agree. I'm saying that he ruined it. It's just, as I always used to look at it as, you know, brotherly love. And then Proto and Sam, there's some very long gazes. It's, it's so grudely love. You guys, I don't want to say Tyler's on to something, but like. To the propaganda. No, no, no.

The propaganda wants you to think every time. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler gets in your head about this. And then all of a sudden you can't unsee it. I'm not even saying it's right. I'm saying you kind of infer it. And, geez, Frodo doesn't look at women that way. Doesn't look at the woman in the woods that way. Doesn't look at Liv Tyler that way. That's right. That's right. I think you can infer that Frodo knew this place. And then you really start wondering like Mary Pippen, Sam and Frodo are all sharing a room. And you really start thinking about things you shouldn't be thinking about. This is like a three week log, like conversation. And it's going

until I win this conversation. And you got to wonder like, what are they actually doing in Rivendell? What are they really doing in Rivendale? Because you look at it through kind of the modern woke lens. And I got it's, I'm not saying Tyler's right, but it half ruined the movie for me. You realize what are they

doing at Rivendale? Why is Gandoff going down there like a weirdo? It's like literally. They're playing music and they're singing their elfish songs in their elfish language and there's nothing gay about it. No, what's Gandalf really going down there for it. He's like his little Thailand.

Like this is like is Gandalf is the Epstein wizard of Middle Earth. Yes, he is. Yeah. That's his Thailand. I'm not saying. Ryan wants us to throw this up. Ryan wants to throw this up.

204. Let's throw it up. There it is. Yeah. It's not. I'm telling you once you see it through the Tyler lens, he's not that he's right. It's just you can't unsee it and it kind of ruins the film. Hey, I will tell you that if you go watch

top gun the original like go watch that for homoerotic you're gonna make you're gonna make top gun gay for Charlie now too are you ruining everything what are you in top gun for all of us I mean top gun is is objectively homoerotic Andrew you are putting this conversation

in the danger zone you are on a highway to the danger zone right now yeah this is not good there is a reason why there's a lot of rumors flowing around about the lead in that film Tom Cruise I'm just saying that What else are you going to ruin for me?

The original 1980s top gun is the most homoerotic movie ever created. It's a fact. You're just going to come in every week. It's going to assert another movie is gay. You're going to be like, I mean, Star Wars is gay. The Godfather is really kind of like,

it wasn't really about five families. It was kind of like a gay conclave that was running inner Italian mob. You're going to be like the good, the bad and the ugly, gay. You're going to, no, no, no. Citizen Kane. It's not under every rock. Citizen gay.

No, it's not under every rock. Rosebud was not actually his sled growing up. Rosebud was a secret lover that he had during college. Yeah. Charlie, don't look up the slang term. Don't look up slang terms for that word. Just that's all I'm going to say. Clarence.

Ah, man. You can't touch. You cannot touch. It's a wonderful life, okay? You cannot touch with a wonderful life. I mean, Top Gun is like, this is not me breaking news. Everybody knows Top Guns homoerotic. No, I just, I've never thought of it that way.

He's right. You're going to say that, like, Red Dawn is gay. Look at this. Look at this. Charlie Sheen and what's his name? They, like, are holding each other on that bench after, like, getting shot at the end. Look at this. Esquire magazine.

The Top Gun volleyball scene is not. It is homosexual. That's the new one. That's the original one. That's the new one. Both of them have volleyball scenes. I googled the gayest movies that are explicitly gay and also on there is Wizard of Oz.

Oh, that's like, that's a different one where whether that movie is gay or not, gay people are obsessed with Wizard of Oz because gay men love Judy Garland, I guess. Hold on. This is top 10 macho blockbusters with. hidden homo eroticism. Number 10 is ravenous from 1999. I've never heard of that. 300 is number nine. Number eight, top gun, 1986. What are you talking about? Number seven? Come on. Yeah. Well, because it's all these dudes running around. Yeah, it's called like dudes who are asserting other dudes. Yeah. Why aren't you mad? Yeah. I'm mad that you're not mad.

We're supposed to be mocking you. You can't enjoy it. And then you made it your profile picture. Like you just, you totally, so you, they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you. They have the step and repeat too. They have like the close up logo in the background. You know what I mean? Like the step and repeat.

It's pretty good. They capture the yes. And the hair is like spot on. Oh, the hair is spot on. I mean, look, I can throw every cliche out there. But when I first saw it, I just laughed. I honestly thought, because I first saw it in some Twitter account I didn't recognize. I was like, this is a hundred percent AI.

Like, that was my first initial reaction. It was like, come on, this is somebody that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI. And then I started other accounts posted it. Then I went to the real. I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome. And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind a table, debating college kids. We are living in their feeds rent free. So it's a badge of honor.

And look, they're going to do their thing. They're going to make fun of me. They're going to make fun of me. That's, okay, fine, that's part of public life. Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right? I'm just going to take it all in stride. We just wanted to congratulate you, Charlie. So you were in the episode last week, of course.

And apparently, in terms of ratings, it was the most viewed South Park episodes since 2018. Now, I think we probably have to give a lot of the credit, of course, to just the wider context. They could have had huge views if they made fun of Biden and Kamala. I mean, they decided not to be popular. Let's just be honest. It's very funny to me because South Park, they wouldn't really make fun of Bush much

whenever one was, and they didn't really do it for Obama or Trump. They did a bit for Trump. And then, yeah, Biden, as you said, they've kind of generally avoided making fun of U.S. presidents. And I thought their reasoning for a long time was good, which was everyone talks about U.S. presidential stuff forever. There's no new jokes to be made about it. It'll usually, it's like, it's low effort.

You often make yourself look dumb. And they're sort of proving themselves right, because I thought the stuff with you was really good. I thought it was hilarious. It was legitimately hilarious. Yeah, the stuff with Trump has like not been as good, at least stuff I've seen. Trump's like whatever. Midterm elections are coming up and control of Congress is on the line. If there's one thing financial markets hate, it's uncertainty.

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10 ounce silver bar when you open a new qualified account. Mention the Charlie Kirk Show. That's all you got to do. And they'll do the rest. I mean, so, so Tyler, you made an interesting point that no one's made. So the whole kind of like master debater thing, they were also getting it something that like young men are spending more time watching politics than like going through porn hub that was like a buried lead of that this is producer angelo actually producer angelo it was a very smart point it made this point which is like how cool is the undertone that they were basically it's a deep pull it was a hugely deep poll that young men were more interested in getting the charlie kirk award than the porn hub award now right is that is that an award well i mean you know what i mean like Like, the debate of master debation. Yeah, but they, they were, they were very, like, leaning in on this, which is just more young men. America Fest is going to be great. Young men are like, things hilarious.

Young men are competing to be more conservative. Like, and it's true. Like, every single person I talked to, I just had a contractor in my house the other day. And he's like, oh, what do you do? And I explained to what I did. He's like, oh, my gosh, my kids on TikTok all day. All day long, my 14-year-olds on TikTok all day long watching nothing but Charlie Kirk. It actually is really funny.

And then, yeah, the competition. She'd be like the most extreme guys. So like you'll get guys online. And they'll just be like, well, actually like so and so is a cuck because he doesn't want to like deport the family members of everyone. You know, like they get like completely unhinged. And that's where young men are now. And that's why we're winning the debate.

It's they're living there and they're taking this. And there's every day we're seeing headlines. Who's going to be the left Charlie Kirk? Who's going to be the left Charlie Kirk? Who's going to be the left Charlie Kirk? And there's nobody. And they basically like South Park had to identify that. And then the second piece is that all of South Park is dependent upon young men and what they care about.

This is what they care about. The other subtext is, which I should have loved, is how mad liberal TikTok is that I'm not mad about it. Yeah. That has been hilarious. There's even been like meta-analysis. They're like, like, some people responded, like, trying to signal that they could take a joke. And like, like, oh, we have to war game this. I don't.

It was actually the whole thing's hilarious. I've watched some of those clips like three or four times. It's funny. It's like well written and smart. It's hilarious Every single one of them was like they're making fun of you bro and don't you know it? The joke is about you You're not in on the joke laugh laugh No it's so fun Why are you laughing? Well that's the More Saratoga water and then showers after all this and it's another banana more bananas

Put it on his skin Yeah so is this guy like a celebrity otherwise? Oh yeah No, he's like a professional influencer. You've made your first 10,000. Congratulations. We've got to do at least 20, bro. He's like a self-help coach. All right, I got to dunk my head in some cold water.

Yeah, that's how you prove that you're worthy. Did you squirt in the lemons, right? No, you have to squirt in the lemons, I think, if I'm not mistaken. You did it wrong. Now you'll never be a top tier. Why did I do it wrong? You'll never be a top-tier influencer now. You also have to pour in some of the Saratoga water and mix it in.

So that you can get the transcendent properties of the water from Saratoga Springs. Now, you got to mix it with your hands a bit. No, it's disgusting. He's defiant. You'll never be a top influencer now. You will never, you will never make it now. You look at it wrong. I look better, right?

You look. Like a black influencer from L.A. now. You're rubbing a banana on your face. Wait, do you do that? Yes, he did. He rode the bananas? I was on the peel. What's the point of this?

He rubbed the banana on his face. I think it was the peel. No, I think it was the actual banana. Can we get an instant replay? We need someone to investigate this. I'm going to have my banana. This is going to be mean. No, it was definitely a banana.

This is going to be meme for years. We're told it was the peel. Charlie's rubbing banana all over his face. Is this really what he did? What is the health property of this? It's really funny. I think it's something, I think I really, I think I really, read somewhere like you eat the peel.

What? No, no, you don't eat the peel. No, someone says that I've vividly arranged. It looks like people from all across the political spectrum are dunking on this. Is this like supposed to be, it actually makes my skin, it's actually good like lotion? I think that's, yeah. It's cheap. It's cheap. It doesn't taste very good, I'll tell you that.

This guy. One more time. Whoa. I mean, it has to be like ice bath type thing, right? Is that supposed to like tighten up your face? Okay, so Jack, you're a fan of noise, otherwise known as country music. What, how should we... Whoa.

Andrew is the country music band. What should we make of ginger beard man? He doesn't want to be claimed by one side or the other. This was a rejection, and I think conservatives need to understand. To be branded as a conservative, to be branded or even worse as a Republican, is still seen as negative in this country. So do we have to continue to pretend the song is good? I like the song.

I was down with the song. I rocked the song. I mean, I think the whole thing is really, I, I, what is, I mean, I'm just serious. What, what is the appeal of such anthem? You mean, the lyrical appeal or the musical appeal? Both. I mean, it's basically repurposed populist nationalism with like basically some guy out of tune yelling into the sky. So, like, what, what is admirable about this whole thing?

I'm honestly curious because everybody, I refuse to get on the bandwagon. They need a way to splinter the white working class base. And they're going to try to find somebody in music, in art, whatever it is. And they try to do this McConaughey, but he failed, okay, where they can try to get a little bit of doubt into this new identity politic group that has really been built in the Trump MAGA movement as this solid monolith. Anything they can do to cast doubt in the white working class base. They try to do this with Yellowstone, Kevin Costner.

Yeah. This is part of a strategy because white working class America with a little bit of swing voters wins elections. I'm not on Oliver Anthony's side because he produces noise, not music. But beyond that, the part here that really bothers me, this is such, this is someone who is almost thinking like, I'm not saying it's thinking like a trained Marxist that does not understand incentives, understand how markets work, quite honestly. Yep. So here's a guy that comes in. he's like, well, I demand $120,000. That's not an unreasonable ask, by the way.

That's actually a pretty fair rate. But simultaneously, I'm going to price control the tickets, and I'm going to basically centrally plan and intervene with the person that is then going to run all the production. And so they say, wait, hold on a second. We have to charge a certain amount because there's facility costs, there's security, there's ticketing, there's AV, there's insurance. Not easy, not cheap.

We're doing it literally right now. You don't get to come in and all of a sudden call shots and be like, well, I want this to be a working class thing. Well, then waive your fee, Oliver Anthony. Wave your $120,000 fee, right? Or do the show for free. But I look at this Oliver Anthony thing, and I can't help but think that, you know,

this guy's thinking like the very same people we were fighting, which is like a Marxist. It's very clear that Oliver Anthony hates people who owns the means of production. George Orwell called himself a socialist for most of his life. And the more he hung around socialists, he realized they were more animated by the hatred of the rich

than trying to take care of the poor. We have to be very careful that our heroes who might say a thing or two to try to represent working people are not animated by trying to go after people

who own the means of production. I am all for representation for the working class, the white working class, the black working class, all of it. I'm all for restoring the muscular class in this country.

But if we start to get in a direction where all of a sudden we're driven by people that have deep-seated envy, anger, resentment like Oliver Anthony, then we're going to be in a real tough spot, in a bad spot, actually. Because I think deep down, Oliver Anthony hates people who start businesses, hates entrepreneurs. And that really is dangerous. I reject that completely. There is a healthy balance between entrepreneurs who make the world a better place and make the world work and the working class. balance is a healthy one. Oliver Anthony,

he is Ginger Bernie Sanders with a banjo. I think about the Roman Empire every single day. Oh, me too. You say, here's the Guardian headline. Women across the world are asking men how often the ancient civilization pops into their head. And the answer is frequently startling. I mean, I think about Rome all the time, Blake. And women are fascinated. By the way, you know that the political people are like,

and this is why they're right-wing fascists. Yeah, and you know, and it's always like, It's the longest lasting empire that existed in, certainly the Western world, and basically ever for that matter. And I guess you could throw in Egypt or some nonsense. Ignore them. So, you know, last ages. It has like a very well-documented rise, a very well-documented decline in fall.

So everyone's always thinking, like, is America, like, are we going to collapse the way Rome did? No. We're going to collapse far faster. Yeah, we're collapsing, actually. We're in the midst of that collapse. How many years was no city on the face of class? 474? Rome was a thing.

We're at too glorious. In terms of being the most powerful country in the world, Rome was the most powerful thing going for about 600 years, I would say. Yeah. So, but what are we at? 240. Rome was 482. 482.

4.72. Yeah, right? But we're at 240. 476 is when. Well, in the Western Empire. Well, maybe Mark Levin is wrong. He is wrong. And if we're counting it.

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achievements, and contributions to the growth of human society. Now, the media constantly overlooks these things. This is Donald Trump walking in Selma with Martin Luther King. Now, thanks to AI, we're able to have all these. amazing images, Jack. In fact, many people... People need to understand. They're not AI created.

These are just revealed to us through AI. Many people do not know. Donald Trump led Julius Caesar and his legion across the Rubicon. That would begin a civil war and signaled the end of the Roman Republic. He was like right here, Jules. It's thin. It's shallow right here, Jules. There's Donald Trump executing the Louisiana purchase with Napoleon Bonaparte.

He said, give him hell, give him hell, Napoleon. Take the money. Give him hell. best deal ever. So, okay, honest question, why do you guys like these? Why do you guys like these? Because they're hilarious.

Because they're so, Andrew, we're revealing what's been hidden from us from our own history, and now finally we're able to bring it to the people, much like Demetheus bringing fire from the gods. I think they're absolutely hilarious because Donald Trump inventing the wheel.

Hey, look, if Indiana Jones can go back in time and do this, then Donald Trump sure can. He's not going back in time. He was actually alive during all these times. Oh, yeah, he was actually there. I personally can't get enough of them. I think they're absolutely hilarious.

We have to get to this week's big AI meme or gimmick or whatever, but it's making action figures or like kind of toys of various people. So we, of course, have already had one for Trump. We've had some for Vance. We've had some for all the political figures. But nothing says it has to be a person in the Trump White House. house. So let's put up 335 guys. We've made the Charlie Kirk toy, the prove me wrong, Charlie. It took us a few attempts. We had some where... Can we zoom in on that? Can we, can we like really

getting out? You know what's the only thing that's missing is my lozenges and my bottle of olive oil? Well, you've got, you've got your Starbucks cup that you've got everywhere, and we've got your hat. And is it America first on the shirt? Yeah. All right. I said they should put vote early on the shirt, but maybe that would be, that would be like the period piece one. I mean, the real one, of course, could have like five different shirts and you can realistically change them on the little Charlie figure to make it better.

But we didn't stop there. Let's put up 334. We made the Poso one. We have the Poso doll. He kind of looks like good dinklage a little. We have his accurate phone. We have. That's really accurate.

We have this Creed album there. Yeah. On CD, of course. You look, you look, you, the suit is pretty, you have short little legs,

though, my goodness. Yeah, it's like, he's a little, looks a little dwarf. Yeah, why am I so,

why is it like, why is it like, Midgeipozo? Yeah, what's up with that? Wait, go back, was Charlie full-sized Charlie,

or was Charlie Stumpy? I don't think Charlie was, yeah, see, you didn't do it to Charlie. What's up with that? Normal. Charlie,

you guys got to get like, uh, you need, You need a coffee sponsor, man. You can't keep rep in Starbucks like that. Oh, I know. I need to get a real coffee partner. All right.

Now, what else do we have? We made a Tyler Boyer one. Put up the Tyler one. So his is not, the action figure part is breaking down a little bit, but we've got his aviator glasses. We have his Phoenix Sun's jersey that would not actually fit on that figure, but whatever. And we also have his ASU hat. We're thinking about it now, we should.

give him that like red cowboy hat thing that we had for the like was it the precinct captains during the election no the big the big red cowboy hat one yeah i know but it was like the maga maga version of it yeah and then uh do we have do we have an andrew one did we finish that all right we have executive producer andrew we've got a got a dodgers hat is that uh is that a is that a tesla at the bottom he's very proud of that so the action figures were all lead up into this charlie This has millions of views on, like, YouTube and TikTok. He grew up working with his own two hands.

Do people believe this is real? Yes. Millions of people just mindlessly. The lips aren't even legit. There's a whole genre of me. Like Barron, there's America. This is actually a good song, though. This is a lot better than the Bayonne.

No, so that's the other than the country. If anyone ever plays country music voluntarily, I leave. I actually, my family and I left a restaurant recently because they were playing country music. I said, I'm not going to pay. This is ridiculous. So we left. And I could do AI all day along because I think it's the most interesting thing happening.

I think everything else is a distraction. I think AI is the most important thing happening on the planet right now. Like more important than everything. And I actually think it can be really exciting and also terrifying. I think that we are being as a movement prepared for this window of time where, you know, we can play, you know, oh, the boomers this, like Gen Z Millennials, when we get towards peak political maturity in 10, 15 or 20 years, all of this experience is going to have a crescendo where we're going to be answering and deciding and governing.

It will be like the Magna Carta for human beings. I know that might sound like, no, I'm not kidding. I know that might sound like hyperbole, but, like, like, you know, I'm not kidding, I know that might sound like hyperbole, but like 500 years from now they're going to look back and be like wow in 2040 that original declaration of rights of here's what AI does and here's what it doesn't do here's and then then we chart the path for the next thousand years that's how important this is it's bigger than like solving wars and the border all that stuff's important this is the stuff that will determine whether or not we exist as a species i've done so much thinking about this there will be

such a revealing moment of someone that's nakedly bought by corporations that will make a short-term deal where they're like and they'll just do it for money or a payoff where these corporations are like I can displace 99% of my workforce and like that's going to expose our politics in a way that will make people revolt everybody thanks so much change your batteries I learned what a glory hole is keep the thought crimes going because they may soon be outlawed until next week keep committing thought crimes from all of us at thought crime I hope you have a chirpy new year until next week keep on committing thought crimes and keep committing thought crimes god bless you guys and make sure you stay free of ccp spying this was an unusual episode of thought crimes thank you guys for that

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