The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - A SIT DOWN WITH TERRI JOE Ft. Kelon Campbell

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Video available on Spotify. This week, Kelon Campbell joins Drew on the show to talk about getting chewed on by a dog while working as a delivery driver, what they would do during a zombie apocalypse, what would happen if Drew started professionally boxing, and so much more. Then, Terri Joe interrupts the show for an exclusive interview and confronts Drew about her materialistic lifestyle. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Kelon/Terri Joe: IG / TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost of the found? Because you soiled yourself. No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience. I am actually, yeah, several times. That's upsetting. You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time. And you're just, and you shit your pants. If you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either because I shit my pants on the daily.

Everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite. Happy holidays and whatever else it is that you celebrate. please acknowledge all of the hard work my team put into decorating the set please anyways on to the guest today we have the hilarious the amazingly iconic the legendary keelan campbell you forgot big i'm just kidding i would never oh okay big as in big bag okay okay okay yeah same same same how are you i'm great how are you feeling i'm good i think Oh, wait, first off, I have to say. Yeah.

Huge fan. Been a huge fan of you for Eves. Honestly, I do remember the like first couple of videos I ever saw of you, but I'm so curious to know, like, what were you doing prior to TikTok? And for those of you who don't know, this is the iconic Terry Joe as well. I feel like it's okay. Most people like see me off out of this and they're like, wait, you're a man. I'm like, wait, what is happening?

It's crazy. Your drag is just too good. Yeah. It's uncockable. We literally just laughing on awake and that's it. But what was I? I think I was working at a company called Nero before this. And like driving in a little robotic car, literally just aimlessly driving for eight hours a day and 15 miles per hour.

It was crazy. What's the job? It was basically like mapping, I think. Oh, okay. Like Google Maps kind of? Sort of, yes. But it was like they were like a robotics company to where they were going to be like doing. delivery in the future.

Like, self-driving car. Oh, I see, I see. Oh, how interesting. It was like very random that I got that job. I was like, okay. And I just showed up there. It was just driving all day every day. And that's what you did for your job.

Yes. Oh, how interesting. Do you like driving? Yes, actually. Really? I was going to say no because I was working at Amazon before that too, driving. Oh, girl. But it was actually like not that bad because I was like by myself the entire time.

Well, that's kind of nice. Yeah. And, well, do you have any crazy Amazon stories? I feel like Amazon delivery drivers have, like, the craziest stories. Those times were, like, a blur for me because I, like, was just going to work and then, like, blacking out, coming back home and... I feel it. Getting your bag and going home. Literally.

But now, I did... One time I went to deliver a package to this lady's house, and she was also walking up to her house with, like groceries and stuff, and she opened the door. Her dog came out and started chewing on my ankles, and I was bleeding, and I was like, oh, my God, no, it's fine. I'm sorry. She's like, I'm like, oh, God. It's literally like, I'm bleeding. It's just attacking you. Yeah, but it was a little tiny dog.

She was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not going to help the dog. Get off my, yeah. I have other things to drop off. Exactly. And I'm like limping into the next stop.

Damn. How old are you? 28. Oh my gosh. So am I. Really? Look at us. I'm not sure younger.

Same. Same. Yeah. Oh my God. The way that this. The way that this industry. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, you're like 30.

Yeah, literally. First of all, relax. You're about to retire. Yeah. Like, are you scared? What comes in the afterlife? The way I'm like, first of all, relax, lower your voice. Yeah.

Second of all, 28 is not old. It's not. To Gen Z's ears, though, I'm decrepit. Yeah. I am so fucking old. Every time when people figure out my age, they're like, wait, what? And I feel like, I create this one. Like, when I go live, I always tell people that, like, obviously, Terry Joe's younger than me.

Yeah. I'm 21. they're like, no, you're not. I would have believed like 23, 24. Yeah, I have no clue. What I look like anymore. You look great. Everyone says, like, it varies.

I was like, you look old as hell. And I'm like, oh, okay. And then something like, you look 17. So I don't know which one to believe. That's honestly kind of the same thing with me too. I feel like, well, I once posted a promo from the show with Katia. And we were laughing about something. And I had said in the clip, like, people think I'm a lot younger.

I actually am. Like, they think I'm like, I've gotten 19, 20. And I'm like, oh, no, girl, I'm an old man. The way that all the comments were like, you definitely don't look 19. Yeah. Relax. It's just like, couldn't wait to jump in. Like, you look decrepit.

You know, I was guessing at least, at least 31. At least 42. What's with the at least? Just put, just say 31. They just couldn't work to make you feel better. People in the comments are actually crazy. They are. I don't read comments ever actually

Really? Well actually I do because I think they're funny But like in like a in the way that they're like being stupid Yeah yeah that's my whole life girl girl I don't know like I always attributed to be to them Potentially being unemployed yeah I don't know Unemployed loser I don't know Any of those things Which is weird

Okay so you're at You're doing the robot driver job and then what makes you get on to were you already kind of watching stuff or I've always been a consumer yeah social media but I've never been like a posting or going live kind of person I have no clue what like made me say I'm gonna go live tonight yeah I think it was just boredom because it was like 2020 at the time yeah and I was just like well what else can I do with my time right now and I just jumped on live and it just went crazy. Really? Yeah. How did the character come about? How did, how was Terry Joe

born? She materialized out of then, yeah. No, I literally took over you. Her spirit took over you. My mom actually told me that she has this cousin, distant cousin, named Terry Joe once, and I was like dying laughing at the name because it's a funny name to me. I'm like, who's mom or a woman named Terry Joe? Anyways.

It just seems so like, old. It's a very weird name. Yeah. Like a dated name. Yeah. Yeah. And then I just went live in like an old grandma costume. And then like when people were asking what my name was, I just, that's the first name came into my brain. And then it's just like kind of snowballed from there. I was just making random stuff up on the spot. Yeah. And she just came to be on live.

I didn't like ever think about it off the live. And she is an enigma. Yeah. She's a force. She's a what? I'm kidding. I was going to say the craziest joke right. Don't do me like that, girl. You're right.

I'm all. She is a force to be reckoned with. When did you notice that it was kind of like turning into something? Like huge. I don't know. Like I would always see like obviously when you first start going live, you don't have that many viewers. But every time I'm, each time I go live, I'll see it go higher and higher and higher. Then people are like commenting that like when you're going back live, when are you going back live?

I'm like, what? Like, why do you even care? Yeah. And then when I went live, I think Doja Cat was the first celebrity I went live with. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And then after that, it was like, you've got in life with so many famous people. It's actually so weird. I'm like, how did that even happen? I know.

Well, I know she probably was just scrolling through TikTok and then like this time. But this job is a joke sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes you're like, why do you want to talk to me? Yeah. Why do you want to talk to me? I'm not that impressive. Exactly.

It's like whatever. It's fun time. Everyone's just talking and making jokes. Well, when you first started doing the lives, I remember the first videos I saw of you were people clipping your lives and like posting the funniest moments. did you see that kind of exploding it a little bit more? Because were you posting TikToks too as? I was.

When I first started going live, I started like taking clips myself and posting them. Yeah. And then when I saw other people do it, I was like mad. I was like, why are you doing that? Because it was like, they're ripping your shit. Yeah. Like I was posting the same exact thing that they were posting. I was like, why are you reposting it?

Yeah. But then at the end, I was like, well, they're actually helping me like get everywhere. Yeah. So I was like, whatever. Because you spread fast. It was so weird. It was crazy. I was like, what is even happening?

Yeah. Did you ever have any, like, dreams or aspirations of either working in entertainment, media actor? When I was younger, yes, like a little kid, but I feel like, all little kids, I'm like, I want to be on Disney Channel. Yeah. Yeah. But then, like, I'm also, like, very shy, which is also weird, that I would even try to do something like that. Yeah.

Then it's just kind of, I was had in my brain that I would be, like, doing something like this. and people would always tell me too. Yeah. And it's just like kind of happened. You know what's so funny about you saying that you're naturally shy, which I think most people would be shocked to hear that you are, you are very reserved and you are very. I'm scared.

I've seen, I think it was Kristen Wigg. You know, Kristen Wig. I saw an article about her once and they said that she's one of the shyest people ever. Yeah. But she shines in a character. Yeah. Like that's what makes her such a great actress. is because she is like not herself.

She's the blonde one now. Yes, she's in bridesmaids. She's the main girl bridesmaids. I do know how Kristen Wick is. She's on SNL for a very long time. She's like a really famous and popular comedy actor. But maybe that's why Terry Joe's your girl. Yeah.

Because when I slap that, we've got another story. It's another girl entirely. Yeah. It was so weird, but I'm just like, whatever. what's been the most like kind of this is fucking crazy moment like since getting the platform where you're like this is this is crazy

I think this whenever I went and did the like paper magazine shoot because that was like away in the beginning of what I was saying was like why do they want me on this magazine? They literally flew me out to New York and I'm like doing this big like photos show like what?

Yeah for paper magazine that's big it was so weird I was like what is going on but I kind of also don't really think about stuff like that I kind of just do it. I feel like if you think too hard about it, it may freak you out a little bit. Yeah. It's almost like you just got to keep going.

Yeah. You just got to keep working. Yeah, because it's like if you delve too far, you're literally going to be like spinning. I know. It's going to be hard to like catch your breath. Yeah. It's like the way your life changes so quickly. Oh my God.

I know. Yeah. I've told people and we're the same age, but I've told people like before the platform, I was so fucking normal. Like I didn't do anything remotely related to this. I worked a regular job. I lived in a house, a normal house. I lived paycheck to paycheck.

Yeah. Like everybody else. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, boom. You just post TikToks. Is 2020 when you actually started doing Terry Joe, where you just kind of posting? I think 2020, yeah.

Yeah. Like late 2020, early 2021. Do you have any other characters that you like? I know you have one other one, but I forget her name. Georgia, I'm sure you. Georgia, yeah. I did, when I first started going live, I did, like, maybe three other characters. Yeah.

To sport them, like, testing out stuff. But then, like, they're harder to, like, maintain, like, being funny and, like, thinking of stuff on the spot. Girl, too many, 20 voices in here. Yeah, literally. I needed, I needed a limited one. Literally. Like, like, a British character, too. And, like, I couldn't keep up the accent while thinking of something funny.

It was just too much. Too much multitasking. Yeah. I feel about it. So I just stick with Terry Joe. Sometimes I do the other one, Georgia. Yeah. That was just easy. Just like a Violie Girl who says very vulgar things.

So I was like, whatever. That's the one she has like the pink bedroom. Yeah. I'm just like, sex. When you first started gaining popularity as Terry Joe, did you get a lot of hate or did you get mostly love? Yeah. And then the hate just kind of like helps the character. I've never gotten hate ever, actually.

Really? It's so weird. Yeah. I expect to be. Like, I don't know. Must be nice. I don't know the opposite sides. Well, I actually did get hate once, but that was more recently because of like some stuff that happened like off live with my like friend group on live.

Oh, okay. The people in the comments like made something like it was weird. Yeah. But other than I've never really gotten hate people like, they just think I'm funny and a joke. So I'm like, whatever. Period. They just see me as a joke. And I like that actually.

I'm like, I am a joke. Like this is a joke. This whole job. is a joke honestly yeah i've said that before to people i'm like sometimes i think especially to white people i'm just like a dancing like i'm in a circus you know i'm a circus act yeah they they watch me do shit and they're like she's hilarious yeah do that thing again do it i hate when people tell me to do something funny and they're like please do it again i'm like no i intentionally don't do it again because you don't ask me to do it yeah no i'm not going to yeah because why are you

It's basically like perform. Perform monkey. I'm like, no, I don't want to do it. I know. When I first, like first, first, first blew up on TikTok and I, I think the very first event I ever went to was like a random TikTok event. And I went to it with my friend. And we were there.

And I had a couple of women come up to me, several women. All of them white, all of them older. And that's just context for the story. But they all treat me the same. They would come up and they'd be like, oh, my God. She's hilarious. She is so funny. Wait, wait, hold on.

She's so funny. Do the thing. Do the thing. And I'd be like... Can you that thing to my friend and see? No. I'd be like, do a thing. And they're like, the laugh.

The laugh. Do it. Do it. Like two backflips. Yeah. And you like can't do it on the spot. It's just awkward. It's not funny.

It's not funny to do it. Like it literally... Yeah. It made me feel like a performer. And I was like juggling. Like... And I don't think that's how anybody works. Even like if you are a performer.

unless you're working, they're not paying you to do a lot. So I'm like, girl, don't ask me to do anything. Please don't. Please don't. Thank you. I will. Just hang out with me for a second. I know.

That's my whole thing, too. What's something people ask you to do with Terry Joe? Oh, God. Dary was like, he roast me. Oh, I get that all the time. Yeah. I actually hate being asked that question. Me too.

Because then I will, and then you're going to cry. They all think they can. Yeah. They all think they can. I actually hate one. whenever people also when people come up to me, like, immediately like with Rose. They're like, look at you. You like, I was like, really?

Yeah, they're trying to like give like the banter that we do, like I do on live. But it's like, it's random. You're not, you're not Terry and you're in a Sater Brothers. Chili's. They're like, what are you wearing? I'm like, oh my God. You're like, now your turn. Yeah.

And I'm just looking at them like this. Just smiling. It's, I don't know, it's weird. I remember one. time I had a girl come up to me at a meet and greet and she was like oh my god girl I need you to do something for me and then she was already recording me and I don't know if she was recording like a face time or she was recording me though and she's like I'm gonna let my ex-boyfriend answer and you should roast him yeah oh girl I'm not doing that yeah oh how much are you paying me

girl girl I'm not doing that like what the heck it's so weird the people like expect you to do and then when you say no, they get mad. She's so rude. That is very true. I don't want to do it. I didn't tell her I was like, oh, baby, I'm not doing that. Love you, though. I'll take a picture with you if you want.

And she's like, you don't want to do it. And I was like, well, I can't do that. Like, literally I can't. Like, in the sense of, in order to protect myself, I can't just willy-nilly make fun of some fucking dude. I don't know him and I don't know you. So I've made it a whole point to be like, please don't ask me to do that in public.

I'm never going to. Yeah. And it's in your best interest that you don't ask me that. It's in everyone's best interest. Because then I roast you, your family. What you're wearing right now? I'm just kidding now. It's just a weird request to ask someone.

Yeah, on the spot. Yeah. That's crazy that they just come up and start hurling insults at you. Literally. And I'm just like, you're so funny. They want it back, but I'm like, I'm not going to give it to you. So I just laugh at them. He's like, you want to take a picture?

Or what? Do you get a lot of fans coming up to you? Yes. That's cool. I love it. It's cool. It's definitely cool in the sense that you're known for a very specific character, but they love you so much. They obviously know what you look like out of character.

Which is actually, I didn't expect that at all. Yeah. I expected me, but it would be like like walk straight past me didn't know. Girl, you thought you were going to be Hannah on Tienormone? Yeah. I literally did. I literally did. People were like, I'm going to Terry.

Or they were like, you're that girl from TikTok or that guy from TikTok. I'm like, yeah. I sometimes pretend like I can't hear them actually when I just walk straight past them. I've done that. They're screaming. They're like, no, you heard me. I'm like, no, I don't want to. I've done that mostly just because it just feels kind of icky to me for me to be like, yes.

You don't know what they call me? That's me. Oh, that is me. Yeah. But it just feels kind of icky to me. So I'm just like, unless you tap me on the shoulder, I'll pretend I didn't hear. And it's always in the most awkward places like. Walmart. Like, I'm just in Walmart, like, shopping. And you're like, oh, my God. And they come

with you with a camera, like, trying to film. Some people actually, like, film videos instead of, like, a picture. Really? Yeah. Like, when they hold it up, like, for a selfie? No, like, an actual video. For a while. I don't know. They expect me to, like, do a backflip or something. And I'm like, hey. And that's the video. And then they just cut because I'm like, not giving them anything. That's not really. They're like, you're a lot funnier on TikTok. Literally. I always have, like, fear not fear I don't really care but like I feel like people are gonna be like you're not the same as you aren't people have said that actually when I did forget whose podcast I did but I saw a comment they're like I just hate how he

acts so shy in person but like he's not the same as he is on live duh like that's not me yeah people are multifaceted people can be the one way and another way at the same time that's tea honestly it's so weird like they expect you to be like at all times I honestly totally get that too I get the same kind of comment like when they meet me in real life

because sometimes they'll ask me like are you just like this all the time are you just crazy all the time you're just like making fun of in all the time and I'm like no because I don't hang out with people I hate so true so what reason would you have to be yeah I'm not firing on all cylinders

all the time because I'm not hanging out with people that I fucking hate so imagine if someone was like that 24-7. You'd hate them. Exactly. They would be insufferable. They would. They'd be unbearable to be around. People don't see that though. And I'm like, I'm unbearable to be around for many other reasons. What I do on the end of the net. That's not one of them. Yeah. It's just, I don't know. People who consume content are

scared. Yeah. And I think it's kind of like that like parissocial relationship, like the understanding that they have of you. Yeah. Is they're like, oh, they're like that all the time. Yeah. But like, no. And especially not you because yours is literally a character. Mine is just like that's, like you said, it's one side of my personality. That's what I feel like people don't understand as well.

Like even with like people who like just post like about their lives on the internet, the people see that and they're like, I know everything about you. Yeah. No, you don't. Yeah. The tinyest little snippet that I show you on the internet. You'd be surprised. You'd really be surprised. It's actually crazy.

Yeah. Especially how different a lot of people are. in real life from their platforms. Even if they're not like famous for a character like you too, some people are completely different. Like they're like not nearly as like, like, cucket, crazy.

And some of them are really shy and some of them are quiet and some of them are the complete opposite. Like they're really like calm and loving and sisterly online and then they're fucking nuts in real life. And they're bitch. That's me. And me.

Hopefully. People are, I've seen comments me like he's such a bitch like in person like I called his name and he just walked straight past me which I've never done

no I'm sure I've done it but like on accident but like not on purpose yeah I've never did that on purpose and honestly

Keelon is shy yeah so shy girl he's a shy girl I have anxiety and stuff I don't know I know

I saw a comment that said that too that I'm being reading I'm saying I don't read comments telling you a whole bunch of car no I saw a comment I mean, though, was saying, like, I hate how he's like, he blames his anxiety on, like, not wanting to talk to his fans in public.

But, like, that's not true. I literally talk to literally every, anybody who comes up to me, I talk to me. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I'm not going to be the funniest person you meet when you meet me. And honestly, that's probably, yeah, most of what the interaction is, is they expect you to be someone very specific to a point sometimes where they almost feel entitled to it. Yeah. And then when you're just like normal and nice, they're kind of like, oh.

He's dry. He's being mean to me right now. I'm not. I'm just saying hi. Well, and also, like, I feel like you're doing your absolute best to not be mean to them when they ask you to. Like, some of them ask you to be mean to them. True. Maybe I should start doing that, actually.

Just give it into that one and then it'll balance itself out. Oh, my God, wait. They'll be like, wait, he's so funny. Way, he's so funny. He ate that. I also don't get the like whole like, oh, you're funny as Terry, but you're not funny as you because you're the same person. True. The jokes are coming from the same brain.

Expect me to be like saying homophobic and racist things all the time. Like it's just weird. Oh my God. What if? What if that's why? Yeah. They were like, I thought you were a fucking bigot like me. Yeah.

Sometimes I actually think that I get scared. I'm like, who are actually my followers? I'm like, what? Like, what do they watch me for? That's too Yeah That is too Did they get the satire of it

Or do they agree Oh my God That would blow my fucking mind That would blow my mind Normally I'm sure It's the people who are like Getting the humor And the satire behind it

Yeah I'm sure that's the majority of it But the fear of it being The wrong crowd You're like oh hold on Hold on Hold on I start a revolution A Republican revolution

You rehabilitate all of them Yeah I'd like infiltrate them You're our Trojan horse. We're sneaking you in there. I explode. Everyone comes out of me. We're infiltrating them with Terry Joe.

I don't think I could ever spend. Actually, never mind. I was going to say something crazy. Inside a horse. Is that what you're going to say? No, I was going to say I could actually never spend time with like Republican people, like a big group of them. But actually that would be funny.

Like if I actually just went and like pretended to be like in Terry Joe, like actually like in a crowd of Republicans. That would be so funny. Yes. You should go like on the street like with like the daily show and like go to those Trump rallies. Yeah. As Terry.

True. That would be funny. TM if you guys pick it up, Comedy Central. I want to producer credit. Thank you. I got to pay you. That would be funny. Yeah.

Oh my God. imagining you going there and like just being so incredibly bigoted with them and they're like one of us. Yeah. One of us. They lift the world. I was going to say they probably carry you off their shoulders. Oh my God, I actually saw somebody get lifted in a wheelchair once at a concert.

It was crazy. Oh, I've seen that too. Yeah. I think I saw it at Coachella once. I'm like, period. You guys are strong. Period. Huh?

I said, period. You guys are strong. Yeah. I can't lift shit. I have zero upper body. Yeah. I have none. I can't even lift myself.

Same. I can't do a push up. Same. It's crazy. Well, I won't still push up. Because that's manual labor. Maybe. Maybe.

I would never do manual labor Oh my God I can't do a push-up I can't do a pull-up Yeah Sometimes my dad Like he gets on some old man shit And he's like

You gotta learn how to do pull-up At least I'm like what What do you fuck When am I gonna need that Pull myself away from dinosaurs I'm talking about And he was like

What if like You're hanging off a cliff or something And you're only hanging By your hands You used to pull yourself up I'm like Well if adrenaline isn't catching me Then God is

I'm dying And why would you be hanging off a cliff? Girl, I don't know. That's what I said, first of all, who'll put me there in the first place. Exactly. So I'm like, I'm dying easily.

I would be like this. I'm gone. Let go and let God. Because at that point, that's how you can do. I would actually not be able to lift myself up. Me either. Yeah. If I'm hanging off a cliff, I think I've given up a little bit.

I think I've come to the point of acceptance to some extent. That's what you were doing now. You were jumping. But you regretted it a little bit. And I was like, nah. I was right the first time. I have a random question for you. Do you think that you would ever survive in a zombie apocalypse?

No. Me either. I have like a very simple reason why, but it's very like dark. And what is it? I would kill myself. Me too. Me too. I've said that on the show.

Yeah. I'm like, I don't understand why people want to survive that. Me either. You want to live after? Yeah. And there is no after. Girl, as soon as my phone dies, I'm dying. Yeah.

What's the point? There's no internet servers. There's no McDonald's. What am I supposed to do? What is the point? Literally, what is the point of living at that point? What is the quality of life after that? There is none.

If I can't find my phone charger, what's the fucking point? Zombie. Imagine being eaten alive by zombies. Like, they're tearing out your flesh, limb from limb. I don't even like fish, so I can't even imagine. Fish? Yeah, I hate fish. Like the creature's alive.

I'll eat fish when they're swimming. Like I'm scared of a lot of animals So I can only imagine a human That's like flesh eating zombie Biting you And ripping They don't even have sharp teeth They have like dull teeth

So they're going to be gnawing For a while Your body, yeah While you're alive That's crazy I can never I could never either I'm so I feel so validated

In the fact that you're also gonna kill yourself Because that's what I would easily Imagine I mean my friends I actually talked about this the other day I was a prank though Like a worldwide prank

And they're like, it's zombie, zombies. And they're like, girl, well, I'm gone. And they're like, it was a prank. But you're dead at this point. I made someone think it was that was zombie apocalypse and they killed themselves not ClickBape on YouTube. Imagine. What is his name, Logan Paul? Can you imagine?

He's like, it was no joke. It was fucking prank. I want to go boxing money. Does he even do YouTube anymore? I don't even know. I don't think so. I don't know their Lord. I know that they're boxing.

Yeah. Because that's white people culture. Yeah, true. Is to be like... Would you ever do that? Box someone. You know what's so funny? I've been asked to do it.

Why? Did you decline or you just didn't... I said no because I'm not a fucking circus act. Like that idea to me... Yeah. First of all, seems very like, I'm a man. You embarrass me, so I'm going to beat you up. Yeah.

Like, I don't need to do that. Yeah. If I wanted to beat you up, I just pull up to your house. Like, drop a pin. I'll beat you in the fucking street, girl. There will have to be a whole production for it. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I don't. I don't. need the audience. Like, just send me a pin. But the thing is, the money. Yeah, but unless I'm getting like Floyd Mayweather money, like, it's really not worth it. They were making a lot of money. Oh, well, they said they were making a lot of money for them. Oh, yeah, like the Bryce Hall one and everything. Yeah. I mean. Like, imagine you're fighting Logan Paul. But see, imagine me and Logan Paul. Yeah. That would be

funny. That would be funny. And people will buy the tickets and you'd be rich. And then you can like, Forfeit. Not forfeit, but like, just let him hit you once and then you fall and then he wins. And then you like make that much money. I let him hit me once and then I accuse him of being an abuser. Okay, yeah. I just pulled a woman car immediately. Sue.

Can't hit me. Yeah. Sue may quadruple the money. Leave. Then you disappear from the internet and never have to do anything ever. Then I retire in the woods like a witch. I feel like that's the perfect plan. That is the perfect plan.

Or you could win, but then you wouldn't be able to sue. True. Yeah. But then I would get, I would get the ultimate bragging rights of saying I'd be Logan Paul in a fist fight. Yeah. We just bear a knuckle box. Imagine people would literally riot. We bare knuckle box, but we're both topless.

I'm like skin. Skins. I have those big boxer shorts on. No top, no bra. He was like wrapping around his neck. And chucking him out. No top, no bra. Yeah.

Gloves. Yes. And then those big ass fucking. shorts. That is the craziest image in my name right now. I'm scared. See, it's the art of this direction

because it's so distracting. Your nipple piercing. It's just so crazy. And like a ponytail. I got I have French braids. I would actually be terrified. I have like an 80 inch braid. And he's just, they're like,

he'd be scared to hear you. He's so scared. Yeah. Dude, that would be funny. Yeah. It would be. In order to win, I got to get weird. Yeah.

That's what I would need. Immediately. I got to change the context. I got to throw him off his game immediately. And then I win. It's spit in his face. But like you have like acid in your mouth. But then I die too.

Yeah, that's true. Maybe it's a little capsule and you bite it before you spit it out. So cyanide. Yes. I don't know what cyanide is, but yes. One of those. Speaking of fighting. Speaking of transition.

Speaking of fighting Yeah As we've been talking about Miss Terry Joe is a big, big, big part Of your TikTok presence Yes And you act You're an actor

Yes Would you please go get her for us I'd like to meet her in person Yeah I don't think she'd like to meet you But I won't go get her Yeah

I don't think she likes to meet anybody To me honest All right let's do it Let's go get Terry Joe Yeah Okay guys the second special guest of the day is here, the one and only, Miss Terry Joe. Welcome to the set, Terry Joe. Small chairs you got here. Really? I feel really good in mine. Oh. Maybe you're just a bit more petite than I am, but I think the chairs are a bit small. I'm not big or nothing. No, of course not. Yeah. How are you doing, Miss Terry? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm good. Good. Good?

having a great day, feeling good, feeling fresh. You're in the festive mood? I sure am. Okay, I love Christmas. You love Christmas? I do. I do love Christmas. Why do you love Christmas?

Because it's Jesus's birthday, of course. Of course. Why else would I love Christmas? Oh, well, the gifts and the lights and stuff like that. Yeah. But ultimately, Jesus's birthday. Yeah. Praise him.

Is that why you love it? Um, no. Okay. So you like it for the gifts. Yeah, probably. Okay. materialistic kind of girl. If you could tell by looking at me, probably.

Yeah, I saw you got your little nice braces on. I could never afford nothing like that, me personally. I know. Oh. What was that supposed to me? I was just saying I could tell. Okay. I love your dress.

Thank you. Mom made it for me. She did. How long did it take her? I think maybe like two years. She said it was a lot of fabric to work with. So she had to like, I don't know, really gear up the courage to, and the arthritis. You know, she got arthritis in her hands.

So, yeah, I was acting up. And you just let her toil away. Yeah. Well, she wanted to. She said I needed something new. Oh, okay. That's nice. You, this is, where did you get this from?

The outfit? Yeah. Everything. I honestly don't know where this tank top is from. Okay. The sweater. Will? Salvation Army?

Um, I'm more of a like lost and found in kind of right. Yeah. Like at school. Yeah. I just go, well, I go to like the local YMCA and I just kind of rummage through it. Okay. It's a thrift store if you think about it. When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost and found?

Because you soiled yourself. No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience. I am actually, yeah, several times. That's upsetting. You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time. And you're just, and you shit, you're paying. Yeah, sometimes for some people, yeah, I'm sure that happens. Yeah, that never have any?

No. Yeah, that's a you thing for sure. I think most people that hasn't happened to is probably just you. I had a couple people tell me that that happened to them too before. I don't feel alone in it. You know, if you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either because I shit my pants on the daily. That I can also tell. Oh, by the smell of me.

Am I reeking up the place? No, you just have that energy about you. Yeah. Like, when I look at you, you have an aura of I shit my pants. Okay. Well, I like that about myself, honestly, because it's honest. It's open. It's honest.

Sure. Some people like to lie. They say they never shit themselves. I know she has. You know for a fact? Well, I do, yeah. Because it's life. That's what happens.

Sometimes your bowels are loose. Yeah, for a wild animal. I think it's for. Oh. Yeah. Well, no, I don't think so. No? I think it happens to everyone.

Okay. It's a journey. Wait, everyone, do you mean old people? Them too. Them especially. I used to actually clean the bedpan for my grand whenever she was, um, and living in my house. Really? Yeah.

Was that just because, like, you enjoyed it or? No, I didn't enjoy it. But, um, sometimes the sink didn't work and I had to, you know, dispose of it other ways. Um, and people tell my breath smell like shit, but that was, you know, I, um, that was, you know, Um, sometimes you got to do what you got to do. You didn't think about throwing it outside. Oh, like I should ingest it. You're right.

I didn't think about that. Maybe that's why you're shit in your pants. True. Because you're eating shit. That's true. I mean, that's probably, you are what you eat. You sure are. Yeah.

So how have you been, Terry? I've been great. Anything new going on with you, girl? Um, no, actually. I've just been going to church, going to work and stuff like that. What do you do for raising the Lord? I work at a car wash right now. Is it one of those like ones where you get out and wash your own car?

No, it's a full service kind of a car wash. I used to do that. I used to be out there washing the cars, but then I promoted. I didn't promote myself, but I got promoted. So receptionist. My work in the office now because people didn't want me washing their cars no more because they set the sides of my wheels, scrape their car. So they put me on the inside.

In your wheelchair? Yeah. And I couldn't help but notice that you didn't. I didn't bring it today because I didn't want to like, embarrass you. So I know you probably couldn't afford a wheelchair for something nice like that. So I left it at home.

And you just asked for the Lord to give you the power to walk just for today? No, well, sometimes it's like innately inside of me to just get up and walk. This is what it is. Just get up and walk.

Sometimes. And sometimes you can't. Won't he do it? Yeah. And he will. Every time. Every time. Every time.

All the time. God is good. Exactly. Okay, so you're working at the car wash. How's that going? Do you enjoy that job? It's something. I mean, it's something that pays the bills currently because my daddy passed away so he

ain't paying the bills no more. So somebody has to do it. My mama's too big to work right now. Yeah. Just like physically? Physically, yeah. She has diabetes and carpal tunnel and all kinds of stuff. So she can't really, you know.

Man. Yeah. Move like that like I can. Yeah. You're pretty agile? Yeah. Yeah. Some people call me the fastest car washer.

Even though you work at reception? It's true. But when I was washing the cars. Oh, I remember. Yeah, yeah. But they got promoted. But they got promoted. The scrape bins of the cars and stuff.

I thought you were going to say that they promoted you because you were just too much of a distraction. No. When you were washing cars, you know, like. Oh, man. Some, like. Yeah. Sexy stuff. Like what, well, what's the opposite of sexy?

No, I do get them in a little titillated. sometimes whenever I roll past them, they look at me and they think, look at this fine young woman. I personally am not looking for a man that's looking at me from my body. I'm looking at, man, looking at me for what's up here. So when I would wash cars, people would like say stuff like this, me, I would just ignore it. Yeah. But no, that wasn't the reason. Is that what they said? They'd say that when you would roll past them as you're watching the car? Yeah, they'd be like, look at you. Was it that or was it more of a, I don't have any change? Oh. Not. The machines did take change, though, like to start the machine up to wash the car and stuff like that.

No, thanks. No, it was never that. It was usually like, no, I want you, but I got a wife at home and I'm not an adulterer or so. That's a sentence. Exactly. So I wouldn't have participated anymore. Anymore? Yeah.

That was a long time ago. Okay. Before you were a born-again Christian? Exactly. Born-again virgin. Oh, no, I just been a virgin my entire life. Now who's the liar? Oh, I've never lied a day of my life, actually.

Okay. Can you say the same? Sure, sure. Okay. I'd like to say... That was a lie right there. I could tell you're lying, but your eyes were shaking like that.

Well, that's just a lazy eye. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was mysticism, but... I have one of those, too. I thought it was... Actually, it's called a stagasmus. Anyways.

I said nistigmas is a That's crazy Yeah Okay well how's the love life going Speaking of men who are constantly throwing themselves to you Well I'm going a couple dates Here and there here and there But most of the men are up to par

To what I need Christian Above six feet Has a job You know things like that Most have to take care of a woman So Most of the men are

Either missing six teeth Or homosexuals, though. I just try to steer clear of men like that. I try to find men at church. Every man that you attract is either toothless or gay. It seems like it. That's what it seems like.

That's been my track record. I don't know what attracts them today. You are what you eat, though. So, I mean. That's why I'm attracting pieces of shit. That's why you're attracting toothless gay men. True. Yeah.

Piece of shit. It's the same thing. It goes hand in hand. Does it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you need a God-fearing man that's above six feet job.

Yes. And takes good care of you. Exactly. I think it seems pretty standard. Yeah. But most men ain't like that these days. They want to chase around women and foreign a cake and stuff like that. I'm not that kind of girl.

No? Have you ever been tempted? Well, we all have temptation. Yeah. Yeah. That's just the body. in it warkins, but it takes a true Christian to fight those temptations. To overcome.

Yeah. So anything else fun going on with you on your TikToks? Oh, well, I'm on my TikTok. Yeah, when you go live. I don't know. I just go on TikTok to talk to people. Try and convert them. Tell people about Jesus and stuff like that.

But it don't usually work out, especially on that app because that app is full of sinners and other people and homoacions and stuff like that that's why I feel like a Christian like me is spreading the good world of Jesus and you know somebody's got to do it

that ain't nobody else doing it that's true you are taking on a huge task yeah you really are I am taking on a huge test right now you're the huge emphasis on huge but you know nothing wrong with that I mean only one of us had trouble fitting in the chairs Oh, well.

One of us is definitely huge. One of us is lying. But which part? Dating gay men? Oh, no. I'm not being able to fit in the chair. I don't think so. Oh, okay.

I think that, like, you and I look like, my eyes must deceive me. Do you have any stigmatism? No, I got 60-60 vision. Honestly, I feel like maybe we look a lot of like. We think so? In a lot of ways. I don't think so. In a way that's more like before and after.

Oh, okay. You know? Like before Christ? No, before BBL. Oh, that's weird. Usually I feel like when people have BBL, it's like real robust back there. But yours was not as robust. I digress.

I don't know. I mean, yeah. I couldn't tell the difference between yours and your back. Oh, okay. Well, I actually sit on mine a lot, so that's probably why. It's like flattened out But I will

Get that back Into shape When I'll get in the gym And stuff Does God give you The power to walk To go to the gym? No, not yet

But I think he will In the future Oh, that's good That's good It's good to look forward To something Yeah, you always have to have faith And Jesus

He will bestow those Walk by faith Not by side Markles Miracles on you Walk by faith Not by side Exactly

I get it. Do, would you like to talk about some TikToks now? Sure. I can I can summarize some for you. Okay. Get your kind of your good Christian girl thoughts. Okay, yeah, let's talk about it. Okay. So this first one is it's a woman who's sitting in her car nodding along to a video as these captions appear on the screen and says reasons people don't like me. I'm Christian. I don't support LGBTQ. I back the blue and support the Second Amendment. Trump 2024. Okay. Love her. Did I write that? Is that my video? That's your burner. Oh.

Yeah. I don't have a burner. If I'm going to say it, I'm going to say it. True. I put it right there for everybody here. I ain't got no reason. I'm scared. She sounds kind of awful.

That ain't me? You sure? I'm pretty sure. She has all her teeth, so it's definitely not yet. But I do I. They may be detachable. I have them. Can you get her number plate?

Maybe we can connect or something? Sure, sure. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you guys will see each other at the next rally. Oh, true. Maybe, yeah. You probably met on January 6th. Yeah. Oh, my God, that was a crazy day. I'm sure. So much was going on. So much going on. People running around. I just love to be a part of like a movement that's in the right direction, in the white direction. The shit in your pants directly. Exactly. I did show my pants that day, actually. You did? Yeah. Because there weren't no port-a-body. Nobody warned me. So I just shamed around walking. I was in the chair.

Climbing the Capitol Hill steps? Yeah. I just hopped up each step. Yeah, it took me a while, but I got there. By the time you got up there, was it over? Everybody was gone. Police unrated the place. I was upset.

Man. But, you know, they had like some stuff that was left over, a couple bullet shells and stuff like that, picked the ride on up. But I'm on my wall as a souvenir. So I feel like I really, like, was a part of that day. Yeah. Even though you weren't.

I was. I was there. I was there. You were there. That's all it takes us to show up. Is it? Yeah. That's what you did.

When you shit your pants in the chair, is it uncomfortable? No, because I can barely feel it and just like sitting. It's like sitting on a mud pie. Do you ever been mudddened before? Nope. It's a pretty fun time. You should try it. Well, I don't think you need to go anywhere to go muddying.

You just sit in your chair. True. It gets real muddy back there. Well, it's not. It's not very often that I do that no more because I wear the pants. Mudden or shit in your pants? Yeah, because I got the pins on right now. Oh.

Yeah, I just take it right on the house and put in the trash. Do you just leave it somewhere if someone makes you mad? Do you just take off your depends and leave it there? I just leave it right in the trash. But I will one day. That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll leave it on a couple homes. You leave it behind.

That's what people know you were there. Like Zorro. There's actually a house. The people that moved in a couple blocks down. Mm-hmm. And they got one of them rainbow flags on their front porch. Maybe I'll put a little shit on the porch.

I can tell them, get out. Because we don't, we don't want the people there. What if they have stairs, though? You might get caught because it takes so long to get down. You got to plan ahead,

you know, I've got to have an exit. Maybe I'll have a ramp or something. Oh. Oh, probably not. Maybe I'll get mama to help me in the end. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, she said she's not very fast, you know. You need a getaway car driver. Do you drive? No, I don't. I do have an electric wheelchair, though. And it goes up to 60 miles from. 60 miles per hour?

Is it street legal? It is actually because we don't really have, we have police officers in Bontown. But like it's, they don't really give it to him. They love me, so I do what I want to do. They love you in the same way, like when they see kids who have one last wish. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, let her do it. It's okay.

I love them too. I love those children. Me and those children are like this in my town because I go and read books. them all the time. You can read? Yeah. Pretty well. I learned to read two months ago. And how's it been? Has it opened a whole new world for you? It has actually. I like reading books. About what? Fantasy novels. Those are my favorite ones. Ooh. Okay. Any fantasy novel we might know? 50 Shades of Grey. I just started reading that when that was a good read. It's a hard read

Yeah Well something was hard You're mud pie No That was quite moist actually It's like soft serve Self serve ice cream back there Actually right now in this moment

You self serve you serve Soft serve ice cream in your wheelchair And then in order to give it to You have to turn it upside down Make sure it doesn't fall Like a dairy queen blizzard Yeah I used to work a dairy queen

Did you? Yeah I got fired because I got called stealing ice cream sometimes I'm not getting fired for stealing food is kind of hat and a hat isn't it? Hat and a hat? Hat on a hat. What's that? I just forgot you just learned how to read.

It's like a metaphor for like it's kind of like a duh, you know? Okay, yeah. Like it makes sense. Yeah. Okay, I like that. I'm a new word today or a new phrase. New phrase. Yeah.

Words are hard though, it's all right. You just learned to read. it's okay. I learned to speak a long time ago, like two years ago. But reading, it's just a bit of a harder test. Tizzy. For you, I'm sure. Yeah.

It's really hard. Plus, you got a lot on your plate. You're shitting. Yeah. You got a car wash job. I usually do have a lot on my plate. Because I like to eat. I'm a real big girl, so I like to scarf down my food.

That's good. Good for you. you. Speaking of, you do too, right? I can tell you like to eat. What are y'all doing for Thanksgiving? For Thanksgiving? Probably just hanging out with family. Okay. Your family haven't to disown you yet? No, they love me dearly, which I know I didn't want to bring up because I know that's hard for you. Given the fact that your family doesn't love you at all. Well, family do love me. Your family accepts you being a homosexual. A lesbian?

I've actually... Because I see right here with your girlfriend. She's got long hair. Oh, yeah. Girl. Muscles. She's a big burly girl. That's crazy.

He's going to be there. He's going to be at Thanksgiving Day. Okay. She goes by those pronouns. He has no preference, honestly. Okay, yeah. He doesn't care other way. I'm praying for y'all.

Just know that. I'm praying for. That's all I have to say about it. Yeah. Well, you just learned to read, so that's probably all you can do, huh? Talk to God and the voices. I actually, I know the Bible. I've been reading the Bible since I was a little girl.

So, yeah. Just like by faith? No, by heart. I know by heart, like the back of my hand. What's your favorite verse from the Bible? Jonathan 6 through 6. John 316? Yeah.

There you go. That's the one. I was just making sure you knew. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Yep. That's the one. I don't even know if that's true. I'm just like, that's it.

That's it. Oh, it is? Yeah. Okay. How come I know your culture better than you, girl? No, I knew it. I was making sure you knew it. I could tell.

I like to test people like that. I could tell by you rebooting right now when I asked you what your favorite versus. No, what it was was I started just knew something and I didn't want to say nothing because you're waving that foot around. I just didn't want to say nothing. That's why I paused. a little bit.

Yeah. Are you sure you didn't have a stroke? Okay. No, it's not 3 p.m. yet. Usually around 3 p.m. I have a stroke. My 3 p.m. stroke. Every day?

Yeah. Mom says I should stop doing it because I'm going to get blind. I need to stop stroking. I know. It's real inconvenient. Yeah. You're like, oh, here she goes again.

Stroking out. Just a stroke game. I hate when someone's stroke gets in the way of my daily tasks. It's embarrassing. It's super embarrassing. You used to keep your strunken and private. I bet you do. I do. I bet yours is very private. As in

it's by yourself most times. Yeah, that's how you do the strut. Get yourself a little toy and go to it. So you said you're reading 50 shades gray? Yeah. And what do you like about that book? I usually watch it. I mean, I read it. I usually read it during my 3 p.m. struck.

But I don't know. I just like the essence of the book that just titillates me in a way that I don't like to speak about. Sometimes it's a bit embarrassing. But, you know, it's natural. But not a sin. No, not a sin. Yeah. Interesting.

Is that what you fantasize about? A rich man that takes you in like a sex? Is he a Christian? Because that takes everything. I'm not sure. The way he beats women that he wants to sleep with, I'm not entirely sure. My daddy does the same thing to my mama's side. I don't see the issue with that.

I mean, I don't know. Maybe he is a Christian. Yeah. His name is Christian. True. So maybe he is Christian. That is very true. Maybe that's why I like the book.

You're smart. Christian, rich man, over six feet. That's my title. You think Christian Gray is over six feet? Ain't he? I feel like he's not. I feel like he's teeny tiny. Well, he looks tall.

In my imagination, he's tall. He's never seen the movie? No, I never seen it. I don't watch television or movies. It rots your brain. Yeah. I do watch Bad Girls Club, though. And that's just research for you.

Yeah, that's just research. I like to know what the color people are up to sometimes, so I can relate to him whenever I come across them in public because I don't want them to rob me or something. got to keep track exactly yeah got to keep up purely research on your research yeah that makes a lot of sense yeah i'm going to read another uh tictock okay okay in this video a woman also sitting in her car is selling a story about how she was having a productive conversation with a trans man but he kept calling her cisgendered she says she asked him to refer to her as a woman because she felt the term

this gender was disrespectful to who she actually is. And she says the man called her transphobic and says it's ironic that the LGBTQ plus community will demand you call them the right pronouns, but not give them the same respect. Exactly. I don't understand that either. Like how you got to give respect to get it? Yeah, what is pronouns? Where did they come up with that at?

Well, you just learned to read. So that might be a harder task for you to tackle. I mean, I don't think that wasn't a thing until like last year when the homosexuals made that up. I don't think pronouns are a real thing. And what is sister? I'm not your sister. I am a woman. I don't understand. You're definitely something. Yeah. I don't know if I'd say woman. You're definitely something. Something like effervescent. That's a big word for somebody who just learned to read. I heard it on Bad Girls Club. They love that word. Yeah. They say it all the time. They say it all the time. That bitch. Do you like to cuss Terry? I do.

Yeah. You cuss every now and then? Yeah. Here in there. Here and there. Yeah. What's your favorite cuss word? Probably fuck.

No, I love the curse, actually. It just brings a lot of flavor to the words that you're saying. You know, I grew up in a cursing household, and I'm going to continue that through generations and generations to come. Pass on cursing. Exactly, yeah. But not reading. No, reading. You don't really need that much to survive in life.

But a good curse word will get you far. Not a fan of pronouns? No, not at all. I don't think that's a real thing. God made men and woman, boy and girl. God made a man. That's all. Man and a woman and whatever the fuck you are.

Yeah. Christian. Sure. Yeah. Christian. Are you a Christian? I don't think I would categorize as a Christian. Did your name used to be Christian?

I'm getting canceled for that one. Honestly, my name is Drew, so I could just keep the same name. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Gender neutral. Is it sort of for Drusphine or something like that? Or it's just true? No, because that's a made-up name.

Oh, okay. So no. Well, every name is made up. Is it? Yeah. Like, Drusufine? Do you know a lot of those? I know a couple of Drusphine and

up the street from me. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What does she do? She's a seamstress. Yeah, she makes clothes and stuff like that. She made my mom's wedding. dress.

Wow. Yeah. She took a whole um, took a whole section of Joanne's fabric to make it, but she made a dress, yeah.

So you get your looks from your mom? I do actually, yeah. I look just like her. I think, she thinks it looks like my daddy, but I don't see it. You don't see it? No, I don't. No similarities. Not a single one. Maybe right here.

And here. to say maybe the 5 o'clock shadow yeah that might be that's about it I don't see it and the jaw line yeah and the dangling and the knuckles true yeah my dad used to give me knuckles all the time actually when I was bad at school well you can't read I mean he's kind of setting you up for failure I actually got out of school and like middle school because they were bullying me saying that I snuck from the shit and obviously Um, so I have to be homeschooled from high school up. Oh, no.

Homestchooled by your mom? Yes, my mama. She taught me everything I know. Which is not much. Tripp, clearly. Well, there's a lot about the world I don't know, but what I do know is, is that Jesus is going to get me through it. It's going to get everybody through it. If he can take you to it.

He can get you through it. The way, I've never heard that before in life, I swear. But I just knew what you're going to say. Okay, I'm going to read you some of these comments on this video of a woman being transphobic. It says they say they want respect, but what they really want is obedience. Interesting. I mean, I don't understand that actually. I'm going to agree, but I don't get it.

Neither do I, fumbling on this. And I can read. She must have been on that shit that day. She needs to get off that shit. it's your shit no I ain't selling no more it says you should have just responded

with yes sir it's respect you know it's giving respect yes sir yes ma'am I say that to everybody I talk to it's about how you're a race in your home if your parents talk you managed or not

yeah do you think it's polite to shit yourself everywhere you know well I can't control my bodily functions sometimes. So that's not on me. That's on the hole that God gave me. So I don't think that people can blame me for that. Do you ever get mad at God? No, never.

Never? Everything is by design. Everything has a purpose. Not even for building you that way? He built me like this on purpose, small waist, big ta-toes. Do you build you like that out of spite? No. I don't think so. Because me and love of small waist and big tits and big hips. And whatever it is you have, someone will love it. I have that.

I don't know if it's a man, but someone will love it. I have that. Exactly. Okay. No, that's what I look like. Can you not see? Or those lashes constructing your vision? Because I look exactly like that.

Are you on that shit now? Well, I'm shitting. But I'm not on that shit. No, not right now. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. Just make it sure. I got off it a few days ago.

Well, Terry, it's been a really great conversation. Yeah, I'm sure you would say so I don't agree, but yeah. Well, I just love having the less fortunate on my show because I feel like it's more comfortable because you also walk that same life. Well, I think of it more as like fulfilling make a wish. Okay, yeah. They took yourself. This was your wish. Oh, this was my wish.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought I would wish them for something a little better, but okay. Like anything in particular? Maybe I can make it happen for you Maybe like A husband

Can you make that happen We'll see Probably not because you're into lesbian Yeah I was gonna say I mean I can do a lot But I can't perform miracles True

You're gonna have to ask God for that Yeah You'll never be Jesus Because Jesus is a man As am I Oh my God And you know what I love that for you

And I'm praying for you, like I said before. I'm praying for you and your entire family. I hope that you're having a good Thanksgiving and stuff like that. Thank you so much, Terry. I appreciate you. And I'm praying for your whole. Oh. I hope it gets fired.

Well, it'll be fine. I'm fine with it. I've made my amends. But thank you. I bet. I bet you have. Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section. Thanks for having me.

Y'all do park. Y'all validate parking my chairs. outside. No, but do you mean parking or do you mean the bus? Because there is a bus stop across the street. No, my wheelchair. I parked my wheelchair outside. Oh, okay. The street legal one? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't validate

parking though, so you're going to have, that's going to be on you. Okay. You might have to put that on a credit card. Okay. I got a credit card, but I figured out. Oh, yeah. You don't have a credit card. I don't. I'm here with nothing in my pocket. I mean, they have pockets, actually. Check the sides of your wheelchair. I'm sure it's in. Oh, yeah, I'll check there.

I'll check there. Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comments section. And thank you so much to the amazing Terry Joe. And also Keelan. Who? Keelon Campbell. He's not here. He was here earlier.

And we love him. Thank God. Where can everybody find you? You can find me at the church. Praiseing the Lord. And if you talk about social media, you can find me on TikTok under Cyconic, B-S-Y-I-Konic, Instagram, YouTube, whatever. All of it's great. Where can they find you at the nearest McDonald?

No, I don't think I'd be there. Okay. Yeah. No. You already had your feel today? I know. Honestly, though, I get why you are commenting a lot on that because I can eat anything I want. and I stay so thin.

Yeah. And then you eat one chip and... I disappear. Your ankle swell, so it's unfortunate. That's okay. That's diabetes. That's diabetes for you. Mm-hmm.

Jealousy's a disease. Hopefully God heals you soon. Mm-hmm. But if not, die, I guess. Exactly. And that's what I will do. Hopefully sometimes soon. Thank you, Terry.

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