The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - Beauty Standards Drew Afualo ft. Spencewuah | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 8

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Drew brings Spencer on this week as they talk beauty standards and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Jim Bros. especially, my biggest fans, right? They're in love with you. Like, they, like, eat your ass on the daily. They, they truly do. They suck the fart out my ass. They really do. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, Drew, the favorite person in the entire world, bitch, period.

And today I have one of my, I'm not even joking you, like, kindred spirits, my twin flame, the one and only Spence Wong. Hi, everyone. Woo! I'm so happy. Finally. Oh, I'm so happy. Yeah. I'm absolutely feral.

I'm so happy you're here. Ferrell. I like that word. I'm going to start using that. You should. Yeah. It's very applicable. To like everything I feel.

Honestly. Every time I see a hot man on the street, I'm going to say I'm feral. Yeah. I'm going feral. I'm going feral. I'm going feral. I'm just going to start saying I'm in heat. I'm in heat.

You're literally putting your pheromones out there. You're releasing them. Oh, did I ever tell you that I wanted to go to a dog park with like pheromones on my wrists so all the dogs would like run to me and tackle me. So they could attack you? Is that what would happen? I think so. Oh. I mean I'm no dog expert. Don't come for me there. I'm no, I'm no trained expert. Well, I just want dogs to like love me so much. So I was looking up, um, what is it like? Faramones. Yeah. Yeah. You can't really get any anywhere. So don't try to get fairones. Um, maybe I can find them because it was on Amazon. There you go.

Everything's on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, I, honestly, I, honestly, I, honestly, I, I want to tell you that I've loved you on TikTok for a very long time. Shut up. I love you. Stop. I literally, I love you. Like,

the minute I saw your videos, the minute I saw you in your car and I was like, she know, like, you know it's up. I'd be in that Prius, absolutely lighten it up. I was in my mom's Honda.

There you go. I was in her Honda all the time and I was like, I know your daily screen. I hate this job. Yes. And you used to work at a certain barista place. That I cannot talk about. Yeah.

Because I don't want to get sued. I was technically. let go. You and me both, girl. Oh, wait. Not from that place. Okay. But from, I can say it, from the NFL.

Oh, why? Yeah, they fired me because they hated me. Really? Yeah, truly. You know what's so funny? When Brittany was here, when Brittany was here, the one and only, we literally talked about both getting fired and how that's, honestly, you want to get a TikTok famous? Go get fired.

Go get fired. Go get fired. Get fired immediately. Get let go. Wait, actually, wait, maybe don't get fired. Get fired. Some of you, like some people. Some of you need your job, obviously.

I mean, I needed mine. At the time I needed my. Yeah. So they didn't really care about my needs. No, not all. They put me on the back burner, that's for sure. I actually put in my two weeks and the next day was let go. Like, I'm not joking.

I found out the creator fund existed. So I was like, I told my manager, I was like, if I get into the creator fund, I want you to know that I'm putting in my two weeks. So I got into the creator fund and I messaged her and I said, how do I put in my two weeks? And she goes, you just did. Next day she calls me in and she was like, Spencer. You're the worst.

You're fired. No, she was like, we've had like several complaints because some, I don't even know who it was. All I know is that she was from Iowa or Idaho. So if you're watching this right now, I'm looking for you. She apparently saw like, so I'd never had my apron on in my videos. But in one video, you could see the neckline of it. Yeah. And she reported me.

some random lady from like Idaho Snitch And then my manager looked at me And she was like You can either like finish the shift Or like you can go home And I was like oh like I can stop working And clock out right now

And she was like yeah And I was like do this I was like bye See ya wouldn't want to be ya Right I'm not working Oh my God I hated it there too What a narc I know

Told on you But I already quit so it was fine Whatever quit before you get fired Kind of thing Yeah that's what it was I wish they had given me The dignity of quitting before I got fired honestly.

I was planning on it. I think she knew that. It literally was like the last like conversation I had with her. I was telling her I want to switch teams. Like I want to talk about a transfer. Next time we meet, I don't want to talk about anything else. Okay. And then she was like, let's take a day to think about it.

And during that day. Next day hits me up on Slack, goes, hey girl, come to the conference room so we can finish our conversation. I come HR rep fired bitch immediately. Blindsided me. No. And you know what? I said, you couldn't tell me this before.

drove down here. I was commuting two and a half hours to work. And you drove there and got... Worked almost an entire shift. She fired me at 4 p.m. So that everyone could see me pack my shit. Oh. Like on some, like on some like truly like humiliating shit.

I would have looked at her and I would have said so I don't work here anymore. Like HR can't touch me. Cool. slammed on the table. Yeah. Like slam head on table. Walk out. Like actually break everything on her desk and leave. I truly.

wanted to. And that's honestly, you're so strong for not doing that. Knowing, now that you know who I am, who I am on TikTok is truly who I am in real life. Yeah. I held it in. I strapped her down. I literally said, I'm not trying to get arrested. Oh, yeah. Not today. You know what I mean? I feel like

all common sense goes out the window with me. If I get like heated. Yeah. And I have to like calm myself down. Yeah. But if I don't calm myself down, it's a problem. Honestly, I was like that too, because Spencer's a baby. Spencer's 20. I'm only 20 years old. And I'm geriatric, so I'm 26. I'm a grandpa in TikTok years.

No, you're a boomer. You're my sexy stepmom. There you go. That's what I'm saying. So literally, when I was younger, I used to be like that too. It'd be hard for me to keep a lid on it. Oh, yeah. Really hard.

Yeah. I was feral. See, it's applicable to everything. That's why I told Brittany, I said, you want to get TikTok famous, go get fired. That made me feral. And you, I'm like, sorry. I had to use it. I worked in the service industry actually for like three months.

That is one of the hard. That's the hardest job I've ever had easily. People are truly awful for no reason. Oh, I know. I worked in the service industry from like the age of 16 to 19 because that was where I worked. It was the only place that hired minors. So I was like, I need to get my backup. Let me get a job here.

Right. Yeah. Like customers, terrible. Yeah. Like some of them like I actually like I sit there and I'm like what did I do to you? No seriously. Like oh my God. You're like clearly I'm the one.

I'm getting paid $11 an hour. Yeah. If that. Like I should be the one yelling at you right now. Yeah, I'm the one you want to scream at. Yeah. I'm the one making the shots. I'm the one calling the shots right here.

Yeah. Yeah. Like me in this apron. Yeah. Me right here standing here right now. Like everything that's happening is all caused by me. Like this one lady one time actually yelled at me in the drive through because she kept saying I want regular milk.

and I was like, okay, 2%. And she was like, that's not regular. And I was like, oh, so what's regular? And she was like, regular milk. I'm like, bitch, if you don't tell me what regular milk is, we're going to have a problem because I'm going to give you 2%. She ended up saying it was whole milk. I made her drink.

She came inside and said that I made it wrong. She said I made it with 2%. I was like, are you actually out of your, like, goddamn mind? You're all used to do you want to come back here and make it for me? I literally, I was like, I actually, like, I took the cup. and I made it in front of her and I was pouring the milk in and I was like, you see, like, do you see this?

I was so pissed off. And then my manager, I got in trouble because she did say something to my manager about that. They're quite literally, like, some people like that go out with the intention of being awful. Like, they just want to ruin someone's day. Like, that's truly why they go out. I literally, and she was old too. And I'm like, let's be real. Like, you're on the brink of like coffin casket six feet in the ground.

Don't you want to like do some good things? Like up that good list to get into the pearly gates. Don't you want to like, I don't know, get your affairs in order. Right. Like don't you want to get your shit together. Right? Put that will and trust together. Get that retirement, babe.

I know. Don't yell at me. Yeah, don't worry about me. I'm a 17 year old working at Star. You're out of place. Right. And you're two steps from the grave. No, exactly.

Prioritize your needs. Get your shit in order and leave me alone. Well, honestly, the beauty of that, the beauty in that horrible shitstorm of the job that you had is that that's what blew up on TikTok. Oh, well, I, yeah. Literally. It was so amazing. And at the time when I had quit my job, I ended, I was in a hotel.

I don't know if people remember this. I was stuck in a hotel for a month, a month. Why? So you were getting our home renovated. And the renovators were like, oh, what's this wire? So cute. Actually cut the cable wire. We had no Wi-Fi, no cable.

I'm in like college at this point. and I'm like, I need Wi-Fi. Yeah. And the, who was it, the person who was, like, renovating ended up giving me, like, a free Wi-Fi thing. And I used all of it up in one night doing my homework, and I started crying. And then I booked a hotel room, and I was in a hotel for a month. And that's, like, when you started really making videos, like, about your experience and everything.

And I was, like, a loan in this, like, random hotel room, petrified. And I was like, okay, this is fun. And that, and the rest is his thing. The rest is is rock and roll history No it is And now look at you Rock and rolling

Living your best life in L.A. That's what I'm talking about it. I'm trying to. Here on the comment section For those of you who don't know What we like to do is bring TikTok videos That I've been tagged in

A lot of times they're terrible Sometimes they're not And I always say I like to bring them here And just absolutely shred them to bits I'm excited I'm a human shredder Just put it right in me And then it's just

Pop out trash Oh I know I've seen You've witnessed I've witnessed I've experienced So today we're talking about beauty standards for both men and women and everyone in between, anyone who adheres to any sort of societal standard when it comes to beauty. So when I talk to you about beauty standards, what are your initial thoughts when you think about beauty standards?

Do you think more like women? Do you think about men? I kind of just think about everyone, but usually when I think, I think when I hear like beauty standards, usually I feel like it's associated with women. Yeah, a lot of times. A lot of times it is. But I personally, like, I feel like I think of everyone. Yeah.

It's all encompassing. Yeah. Because the patriarchy affects us all. Yeah. It's not just women. Women are just the ones that are, like, actively fighting against it. Yeah. But it hurts all of us.

I agree. Especially when it comes to beauty standards. I always think, too, like, for me, I, like, I'm not someone who's, like, conventionally attractive as far as, like, in the sense that I'm not like, I'm not a white girl. I'm not a small white girl. Like, I'm pretty large, bitch. I'm a big bitch. And you're sexy.

You're a sexy bitch. And I'm an old man on top of that. I love that. I cover all the bases. I know. You're like a full, like, home run. You're like, you got it, yeah. And I honestly think about how now that we have social media, and it's like, obviously

you and I know, because we're both creators. Yeah. Like, beauty standards are hard, especially on social media. Yeah. Because you can curate, like, the perfect body. the perfect face, like makeup. And I feel like that's what sucks the most. It's, I feel like because of social media, everyone is kind of like painted out like this,

what they feel like perfect looks like. And everyone's just forgotten that beauty is subjective. I say that all the time. Like, I, like, people need to understand that like, someone might not find me attractive, but another person will. I say that all the time because that's like the first insult that men like to do when they don't like me. I'm sure you know that too.

But like for me, like they call me a fat ugly bitch. That's like those three words are probably the most used words in my conversation. I get called a cart titan horse phase. Oh, cart titan from attack on titan. Sorry that. It's actually kind of funny. The anime girls going nuts over that.

Oh, yeah. They're going nuts over that joke. I get cart titan, horse face. Oh, my favorite. I mean, it's mean, but like I think it's so funny. Someone tweeted a photo of my face and said, at Spencewa, why the long face? And I literally said that, I was like, damn, this hurt my feelings, but like, I'm going to laugh

with you. Honestly, the only people have asked me, like, has any dude ever said something to you that, like, was actually good, like an insult? Because most of the time it's trash. Yeah. It's just fat, ugly bitch, that's it. Because their brains, it's that and chicken on the other side. No, actually.

They're like, protein. Yeah. And then it's Jim Friday or Leg Day. And then it's insults. Yeah, and then it's fat, ugly bitch. Like, right on the front. the tiny cabinet and it's labeled like that. Yeah, literally.

Because it's the only words they know. Truly. And like one time on Twitter too, they're ruthless on Twitter. It's a lawless land on that app. It's scary. It truly is. I don't even want to talk about it. I'm scared that someone's going to see me talking about Twitter and they're just going to go

on Twitter and do something to talk about you. Oh, yeah. Probably. Someone tweeted something of me and it was nice and they were like, like the tweet did really well. So obviously the replies are garbage nine times out of 10. and someone literally just wrote, what did they write? They said pot of greed, right?

And then I go, huh? And a bunch of people were like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And again, maybe I'm just an old man, so I had to look it up. Yeah, I don't know what that is. It's a Yu-Gi-O card. And I said, damn, you got me, bro. It's literally an ugly, it's a mug, like a chalice almost. Okay.

With the ugliest face on it. But she's got a similar mouth to me. And she was going like this in the thing. And it looked like me. and I said damn you got me you got you yeah you know what I'm gonna give that one to you and I'm gonna think about it and that happened sometimes like I'll see like someone will just say something so clever and smart and I'm like yeah and I'm like you know what I don't need that I'm gonna live a long healthy successful life I don't need that nudling around up there right I don't need that negativity in my life but I'm literally never gonna forget it no

absolutely I will never forget that shit here and I'm like I've moved past it I think about it maybe once a day I'll like look in the mirror and I'm like Cart Titan. No. Like, nods and I'm just like, I get it. Yeah. I had Sarah shower on and her and I talked about how like the compliments are probably

the worst when they're commenting on what you look like and they're meant with love. But they're never a good thing. Those ones are worse to me. Then someone just calling me ugly. That's worse to me, honestly. What are some like compliments? Like what are some compliments you've gotten that are like just like not? Oh, girl.

Someone literally told me once she's like, you have tiny little chick. clit teeth, bitch, that's rude. That's rude. That's rude. That's a mean thing to say to me. And you know what? I know I have tiny teeth. We don't need to talk about her. You don't, though. We don't need a feature writ. And someone once was like, you know what, girl, I'm so jealous of your confidence because I also have a really bad lazy eye and you're so confident for not caring. Bitch, what? She said, we need more representation. Who's we? You want to get jumped, reply.

You want to get jumped. I said, who's we? Right. You and the girl in the mirror? I don't know who you're talking to, but you ain't talking to me. Oh, man. And they're said with all the love in the world. That's what sucks. That's the worst part. You know that they're like, they're like here for us, but it's like, tone it down enough. But don't be.

Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. I have enough people around me. I don't need you there. If that's how it's going to be. Yeah. If you're going to say some backhanded shit.

Yeah. And they'll say things like, girl, you know, for me, when I was a kid, my mom got me these glasses that helped correct. my cock eyes. Huh? Multiple? I thought it was cock-eyed. Like one?

This girl said that was cock-eyes. I have cock-eyes. Babes. Blinks, looks around the room. Like, excuse me? That's when I look into the camera, like the office.

But honestly, speaking of what we look like and commenting on it, even though we're just comedians. Yeah. We're literally paid gestures. Yeah. I'm not a pretty...

You want that, you go to Addison Ray. Don't come to me, babe. Yeah. Like, it's okay for me to make fun of myself. Yeah, you don't make fun of me. This isn't double dutch. You don't jump in. You know what I mean?

No, no, no. There's a line. You stay. Line. You over there. I'll stay here. I love you guys. But there are lines you do not cross.

We're literally animals in the zoo. Like, just watch and be entertained. Yeah. It's okay. You know what I mean? We're just like, we're like juggling and like, no. Stay outside the enclosure. It's okay.

Yeah. That's perfect. Don't come in, though. Yeah. So this first video is basically. is basically I just like to give summaries of them. But it's essentially a slideshow that shows like the before and after of mostly women. I think there were a couple men in there though who are like basically getting a lot of work done to their face.

And then obviously over time if they overdo it, it's going to look a little crazy town like when they're in their late stages of life. And I think like for me, I have nothing against plastic surgery. I don't at all. You do you girl. If it makes you confident, get it. Yeah. that's what I always think. Yeah.

And I always think, too, like, you don't know if they think they look terrible. They could think they look awesome. They could think they look the hottest in the world. And, like, you're just here, like, being a bitch. Yeah, literally, just commenting on it for no reason. Yeah, like, honestly, though, it's annoying. And that's why, like you said, beauty is subjective. I say that all the time.

And I'm always like, beauty is subjective. So, you know, a Chad from Michigan calls me a fat, ugly bitch. What I'm like going to do? Oh, my God. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take that comment and have it push my video further than that. Yeah, you're going to like reply. Thanks for paying this month to write.

No, seriously. And that's why I'm like, like beauty is subjective. So not everyone's going to find the same people attractive, obviously. But I made a video the other day where I said, that may be true, but I will always be better looking than you. If we're talking teams, it's a race for a second when it comes to you. That's why I said you and me. like that's what I said if I walked outside and I like family feud style like

quiz people and ask them which one of us is better looking what are they going to say it's like an objective truth that's what I said like Chad with the receding hair line mean that's what I'm saying I'm like you not everybody finds the same people attractive but you're always behind me

you're eating my dust bitch every time and it's like it's so funny to me how like I like see the comments that like you'll reply to or like I'll see them and I sit there and I'm like, do you guys just, it's just like a game to them now? Like, because they do know that it just like pushes your videos. They, they'll never put that together.

They won't. They never will. They'll talk the, like, the most shit on like sponsored posts of mine. Oh, right. Which when they perform better, I make more money. So that's, I, yeah, that's literally what I'm saying. So thank you. Yeah.

Talk your shit. Like, honestly, go off queen. Yeah, do what you want to do because we, we have bills to pay. We're good. We're chilling. You just paid for my phone bill. There you go. Actually, though.

Period. And so some of the comments on this video about plastic surgery, they said, I would rather age gracefully. What's interesting is that even with the fillers, you can still tell their age. I mean, yeah, that's kind of some hater shit, though, a little bit. I feel like that is. And it's like, again, you don't know how they feel when they look in the mirror. Exactly. My whole thing is, especially when it comes to, like, body positivity or, like, beauty in general,

It's like, why do people have the need to comment negatively on someone else's appearance? Like, it's so, like, I have never in my life scrolled, saw a video and was like, I'm going to say some mean shit. Like, no. Like, why would I take time out of my day to be a little bitch? Even stuff that's what they are. Even stuff that's like truly awful. I don't even comment on that. So what makes you think I'm going to comment?

I just made a video about that too, especially with fat shaming because fat phobia. so bad. I rip dudes apart all the time for being fatphobic. But literally, I've never seen someone being happy and been like, this pisses me off. Right. I don't like this. Like, I've never been like sick to my stomach. See someone being happy living life. Yeah. I've never looked at that. I've been like, I'm going to ruin their day. I hate you. You fugly bitch. Yeah, literally. Like you just took like a good two minutes out of your day. And one, thanks for thinking of me. And two, again, you're pushing my video into the algorithm. There you go.

It's a win-win for both of us. You got it off your chest. For the two of us. Yeah. You got it off your chest and that's fine. But like when I say win-win, when? It's you and I. When?

You and I were the only wins. Me looking in the mirror. You and me. It's a win-win for the two of us. That's it. So this next comment says, if this makes them feel better or pretty, why not? It's not your damn business to blame them for your beauty standards.

Exactly. That's what we've been saying. Perfectly said. been new. Perfectly said, right. Right. This next one says, our wrinkles are the years we have laughed. Our eyebags are the tears that we cried. Our real face shows the years we were blessed with be privileged. Okay, Socrates.

Like, actually, like, what is this philosophy class? That's what I'm saying. Thanks, Professor. Spin me a yarn, bed. Tell me a soliloquy, I want to hear it again. Right. Like, shut the hell up. Thanks for the sonnet. Shut up. No. I mean, like, I Here's my thing. Like, I understand if there are people

who personally, they're like, they're like, oh, I wouldn't get plastic surgery. That is fine. That's totally fine. But like, shut the front door. Shut the front door. Like, you don't need to comment on someone else's and be like, you don't need it. You don't need plastic surgery.

It doesn't matter if I want it. You're like, I wanted it. Lucky you, you're not getting it. Yeah, right. So don't worry about me. Yeah. Thanks for your opinion. I'm still getting it done, though.

Yeah, literally, gee, thanks. Right. Like, like, they're just like, oh my God, people piss me. me off. People are just so entitled to other people's like space and energy. For no reason. For no, I want to like, have you ever seen hocus pocus? Yes. Sometimes I literally just want to take salt and make a circle around me and I'm just like, stay out. Like you're sick freaks. Like some people are just so too much. They're too much for me, honestly. And they shouldn't be online if that's all, everything's going to stress them out like that. Like how like actually though,

like people, I feel like when I read certain comments that people leave, it's like I know I know there of vein sticking out of their head when they were writing it. And I'm like, chill. Girl, chill. You honestly won't have to worry about aging because your life's going to be real short if you stress like that. Right. Over people that don't know you.

Popped vein coming out of the forehead. No, seriously. You're shortening that lifespan just by stressing over me, a bitch who doesn't care about you. Right. Like, you just said it perfectly. If I had a year of a book quote, it would be it. That would be it. There you go.

You're welcome, honestly. Again, this last one says, the thing is, that's what they chose to do. so we shouldn't be putting any of them down for it. That's what they wanted. Duh, period. You said what you had to say. It is what it is. Exactly.

I literally think to, like, I just, I honestly think I just got too much going on up here to be worried about other people. That's what I'm saying. Like, don't you have shit to do? Like, don't you people have shit to do with like your own lives? That's like, don't you have a job? Yeah, like, how about this? Instead of leaving a hate comment, wash the dishes you have in your sing. No, seriously.

Do your laundry. Go brush your tongue. Watch your, brush your teeth and watch your kids. Yeah. Like. Spend time with you. Right. Do you, babe.

And if you have time and the resources to do so, go to therapy. That's actually great advice. That's an actual piece of advice. Yeah. I cannot recommend that more. They need it more than anybody to be honest. Actually, though. Actually.

I like, I just genuinely can't, I can't run my brain around it. I just can't relate. I'm too busy. Right. I would never, I would never, like, if I'm doing something, I would never be like, hmm, time to leave a hate comment on.

Spence was a post. You are ugly. I hate your big teeth. Dumb. Like, do your homework, weirdo. That's like, no, seriously, I sometimes I'll see people write like mean shit on my videos. And then I go and look and they follow me.

For what? My favorite thing ever is when they leave a hate comment about like my appearance and I go to their page and it's a blank profile picture or it's like an anime one. anime one. And I literally sit there, I'm like, you, like, show us your face. Like, I wish there was a day out of the entire year where I could just go through every hate comment and see your faces. I think that all the time. See your faces. I've literally welcomed people. I said, send me a picture of you. Okay, so for this next video that I have for us, it was basically,

like, it was like a little, what do you call it, Russian doll of, like, stitches. So it was like a girl, then a dude, then another dude. So it was like a stitch of a stitch of a stitch. Mm-hmm. Inception, stitch-ception kind of thing. Got it. So the original girl was basically saying what, like which person, like whose fault is it? Like who said that women have to be like 120 pounds? And then a Jimbrose stitch that one, which is never a good sign. Yeah, it's like a red flag.

Never good sign. When they have a shirt that cuts, like they cut the sleeves off, but it cuts so far and you can see the tities. But the cloth is still down like a loincloth? never a good sign no it looks like a baby wearing like a binky and a little like yeah truly titty's out yeah nipples rock hard even though all the time yeah so he's sitting there titty's out barbecue sauce on his cities yeah there we go like it's it's a good day right it's a good day and he's like women like the vine sorry I had a throwed in there he literally he was basically blaming women he said it's women's fault that women believe they should be smaller and lighter and thin and

The math simply isn't outing. Yeah, the math is... It's not mapping. I'm trying to see, like, with my calculator. How he got to that conclusion? Yeah. I'm crossing my references, like, making sure... Yep, nope, still doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Right. And then he was stitched by another dude who basically read him to filth, girl, read the house down boots, you know? I love that so much. Yeah, and he basically laid into him and said, like, He laid down the law. Period, honestly. Like me. Right.

Basically. And he basically said beauty standards were set by both capitalism and the patriarchy, which if you have half a brain cell, you would know. You would know. Most problems in the world are caused by men. Oh, yeah. You know, because the world's been run by men for like how, yeah. And that's why we always say to, like, you and I were both talking about it before,

how, like, we both like men. And I wish we didn't. I'm for all of you, like, people out there who say being gay is a choice, I want you to look me in the eyes right now. And I want you to tell me that I like men and I chose to like men for a reason. Because there is no reason. It just happens. Because if I had a choice, if I had a choice, ladies all the way.

Oh, me too. Right. Women are superior. Majestic, smell good. Right. Look great. Yes. emotional, like emotionally intact.

Yes. So understanding, literally everything. Just the whole package. The whole package. And men use Irish Spring. And like, an old spice.

Where does it end? Where's the suffering end for us? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I just can't understand. I can't either. But I'm really glad that there was a dude that was kind of like reading him down. Oh, I love that.

Yeah, because when I do it, they're like, that's because you're a fat, ugly bitch. Right. they always have an excuse. Because you're a girl. Shut up. That's literally because you're single, which is funny because I'm not.

So. Like you got a whole, like you have a whole, a man. And you did a great job. Thank you. And the comments on the, on this video were like, honestly really great because it's like a bunch of people

kind of banding together for the dude that was laying down the law, letting them know. Like this first one says to all the men who were reporting his video, I thought you all were supposed to be the unemotional. emotional ones. Rational, right? Doesn't look like it to me. Yeah. And that's what I say all the time. Like, I talked about this in a video recently where, like, those same kinds of men talk about how men are naturally protectors, like in the wild. I'm like, you can't even camp. Let's not talk about the wild. Like, you can't tie your own shoelaces. You probably wear socks and sandals. That's why I'm saying you literally barely can cook for yourself with tools. What makes you think you'd survive in the wild? Like, you probably get like, purdard. pre-made chicken.

No, seriously. That's what I'm saying. They want to talk about all these fantasy situations. Like, men are made to protect? And I said, are they? Welcome to 2022. Beah. That's what I'm saying, are they?

Because they can't even get on TikTok and get beat up by me with words. And they, all they do is cry. Cry and sob. And they're like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, cry, sob, shit their pants, call me a bully. I'm like, I thought you guys were big, strong, madly man. And that's what's crazy to me. Like, they will literally call you a bully.

But what were they? just doing. I know, exactly. Like, what were they just doing? It's only, I'm only, it's only a bully when they're on the receiving end of it. Exactly. And I said, and that's why I always say, too, I never said it was nice. When you and I talked about earlier, I never said I was nice, ever.

In fact, I've said quite the opposite. I said I'm a really mean bitch. I've said that many times. I feel like I'm nice in person, but like, if I have a problem, it will be known. Yeah, and I'm making it everyone's problem at that point. And that's what I hate too. Like, I hate when people are like, oh, like, I understand if you could hate being. but you shouldn't respond to it because you have a platform.

Why the hell not? Yeah, why? Like, actually, why not? That's why I said the high road doesn't exist. Then maybe, then maybe they shouldn't have commented it to begin with. Yeah, that's why I always say that. Like, it's tone policing how you respond to people being horrible to you. That's why I'm like, it's so funny because they'll say the most vile shit to me.

And then I literally, like, I'll say the silliest thing back to them. Like, I'll tell them that they look like chowder. and they lose their minds. They lose their mind. They're literally like, you're the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life. I said, really? Because when you called me the fattest, ugliest bitch you've ever seen, what would you call that love? Right.

Are you kidding? All of a sudden you want to talk morals? Yeah. But you just said the most vile shit to me. Like, I'm sure you get it too. I get the most vile hate. Oh, I actually, when I had my surgery, which I'd like shut on TikTok, like, I was still swollen, but I was able to take off the, oh, sorry, I was able to take off the, oh, sorry, I was able to take off the, like body suit that I was wearing.

Yeah. And all the comments were not all of them, but a lot of people were like, you look like a door, you should sue your surgeon. Yeah. And I was sitting there and I was like, okay, but- I just got out of surgery. I was wrong with you. I just got out of surgery. That end, I'm swollen. So like final results don't happen for a year. And also on top of that, during that time, someone made a video about me and it was like really mean. So I made a mean video back. And my video got taken down, but I, like, people went like, ape-shed. it. On you?

Yeah, because I stuck up for myself, which is crazy. Yeah. Their excuse every time is, oh, it's because you have a platform. Okay. So what does that mean? I'm allowed to get... I'm allowed to get bullied, but I can't just stick up for myself and say shit back. Not me.

That's why I said I never said I was nice. That's why I said, at least I'm honest. Right. You out here trying to act like your patron saint helping people. That's why I said, if that's the case, I'm Dexter. Right. I'm a serial killer, but I'm killing bad people. So kind of evens out.

And it makes sense because you have your laboratory and there's also Dexter's Labeliorit. Oh my God. That was humiliate. That's what I'm saying. I literally have said before in interviews like it's like Robin Hood. I'm stealing but from the rich and I'm giving back to the poor. So evens out. Yeah.

It's a sleigh. It's a sleigh. It's a sleigh. And I told Chris too when I was talking to him, I said at the end of the day, I'm a girl boss. You and I both. You embody it. I'm a girl boss. I girl boss.

I get key by gaslight. That's it. I live by those words. I don't gaslight my friends. But if a man tries, like literally I was telling you about last night. Like I literally, I'll just talk about it. Can I? Yeah.

Okay. So I had a guy over last night and we were doing stuff. What you do? We were making out. And I, oh my God, I get up. Like I'm on top of him and I'm done making out with him. I look at his face and it is covered in blood. Like covered.

It looked like a horror scene. Yeah. It looked like a horror scene. Yeah. I was like, oh my gosh, do you have a bloody nose knowing damn well I had a bloody nose? Sargastine. And he was like, I don't know. Absolute shit out of him.

Yeah. And I literally ran to the bathroom and I was like, let me get you tissues to like stop your bloody nose. And I'm literally shoving tissues up my nose to stop the bleeding. And I came back out and he was like, I didn't have a bloody nose. And I was like, that's weird because I didn't either. You know, that's crazy. Yeah, that's actually insane because if I didn't, you must have had it.

I think it's kind of crazy because I literally sell the blood on your face. Yeah. So. It's okay. You can be comfortable. It happens to the most of us. I'm sorry that that happened to you, but also like you don't need to lie. Yeah.

Like this is a safe space, safe space. I feel like lying's like a red flag to me personally. You might want to go home. Yeah, like honestly, that affects me. No. Like your plight is now affecting me. And I feel like that's unfair to me. Just guess I own one billion.

Yeah. You're so, you're good. I'm so good at it because I'd just be gasline. I'm just kidding. I'm really good at it because my ex was a psycho. He was a pro at it. Gaslighting. Yeah, he was phenomenal.

I feel like it's ingrained in me as a girl boss. Oh, yeah, no, I learned. Yeah, I was trained in the art. I was trained in the art. And I feel like it was like an observing type thing because I was being gaslit. And then I was like, this is, you know what? This is my turn. He can drop dead.

but also he might be on to something. Here's it also I can use this. Yeah, I was like, I hate him. Like I was sitting there like, wow, he's really a bitch, but thank you for allowing me to take something away. I'll say thank you for this. This is the one thing I'll thank you for. The one thing I take away from this relationship is gaslighting. Gaslighting manipulation.

Thank you so much. This next comment on here says, no one has ever called me fat faster than men I've made mad. Story on my life, to be honest. That is in one sentence, my story. social media career. I feel like the reason why, like, I'm good at being a bitch is because I never really comment on anyone's appearance. Same. I always comment on like their personality. Well, that's not true for me, but I just lied to you. I just ghastly you. I'm so sorry. Go ahead. How could you? No, it's okay. You are. You're so, I love you. I'm sorry. No, but what was I even

saying? You said, you never comment on anyone's appearance. So that's why you're so good at being Oh yeah, I'm so good at being a bitch because it's like, have I commented on people's appearances before? Yeah, I have. If I'm in like a heated argument, it's happened. Yeah. But like my strength is like being a bitch in the sense of like calling people out on their shit. Yeah. And it doesn't involve like their appearance.

It just involves them being a weirdo and a creeper. Yeah. Honestly, like I've told my boyfriend before like because the things I've said are silly in their very nature. Like and they can't even handle that. I literally, I will, I piss my pants laughing at your videos. When I hear your laugh, I'm so glad. The minute I see, it's gone to a point where I know that I'm not even going to see like a douchebag on my screen. It'll just be like that little clip and then I'm like, I'm waiting for the laugh.

And then you're just there and I have loved you all, honestly. You have, you're all my little dogs. I ring that bill. You guys come waiting for treats. No, actually, I'm like, hello, I'm here. I'm ready. Farrell. Farrell.

And in heat. Truly. And I honestly, I say that all the time as far as like I men Obviously, misogynist specifically Like hold beauty standards so tightly And they believe women are inferior and vapid So they believe women only care about their looks like They hold all their worth and value in what they look like

So that's why they think the meanest thing they could ever say to you Is common on your pants And fat's not an insult to me, that's one It's not a very neutral term And then to beauty is subjective once again So that doesn't hurt me either. So that's why that's why that's the first thing they say. Anytime. I could literally be talking about shoes. I could talk about an orange and they'd be like, you know what? You're the

ugliest person I've ever seen because that's just the internet. And you're just like, you just, I think I've gotten so accustomed to like getting comments like that sometimes and I'm just like, okay. Sometimes I talk to people and I talk about hate and they're like, yeah, I don't get hate like that. I'm like, word. Do you ever talk to people like that? Yeah, like what? Yeah. Like all my friends, it's just like crazy because I definitely have gotten like a lot of people. I took a break. Really? Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. I took a long, like I think it was. I don't know how long it was, but I did take a break. Yeah. After a while, like I just started looking at those comments and I'm like, damn, like I feel bad for you. Yeah, not you're like built different. Yeah, I'm like, this couldn't be me. I literally think all the time I'm like, my feelings are made out of vibranium.

You're going to have to come a lot harder than that. I always say too, like, that's not me being mean. that's me being nice. Yep. On my TikTok now, that's me fighting with one hand tied behind my back.

If there were no community guidelines, I swear to God, I would ruin your life without even talking about what you look like. I would make you hate life itself, I'm telling you.

I'd make you regret ever getting on that app. I really would. I love you. Oh my God. I'm just slap. Like, that's what I'm saying

that's not me being mean. You want me to be mean? Can I pay you on cameo to get a video of you being mean to me? No, truly. Like, I've actually.

had a couple. Really? Yeah, I've had a couple dudes try to buy stuff for me and they want me to rate them like on some king shit. I said, no, ma'am. I don't need that dirty money. No, no, no. I said when I'm down bad, I'll let you know.

But as of right now, no thank you. Yeah, you're going to have to up that price from 15 to 50. No, literally, $50,000, literally. Okay. This next one says, completely true. I struggle with anorexia for eight years. My ex used to tell me that if I gained weight, he would leave. me and my mom used to tell me that too which is really sad yeah well and that's why I always say

too the the the beauty standard of like being small and frail is like it's like it's actually like really dangerous it's concerning it's concerning it's like it's like petto it's giving like actually yeah it's giving I like and not and not only that I've talked about this on TikTok yeah as someone who like has dealt with an eating disorder and I always say, at least for me, that I'm always going to be in recovery because there's always a part of me that's kind of like in the back of my head. Still coping. Yeah. But as someone who struggled with an eating disorder, especially throughout high school, it's dangerous in the sense of like, you're like actually messing with your body hardcore. I would get up from my desk. I remember one time, eighth period,

I had to get rushed to the nurse because I got it from my desk and passed out. Like too fast. I just stood up. It was like a normal just stand up too. Yeah. It was terrible. Because your body's struggling. It's because I had not like I didn't like I barely ate any food. Yeah.

And that's like those are things that are literally reinforced by patriarchal beauty standards. Yeah. It's like, oh, you have to be. They're so harmful in more ways than one. They're like deadly. It actually is. It's terrible. And that's why I always say too like when men try to diagnose people, they're like, oh, like if you're, if you look bigger than they like.

They're like, you have heart disease. What are you a fucking doctor? Yeah, that's why I said. Are you a licensed physician or? Okay, check my pulse. You probably can't even find my pulse. Like you're, that's literally, I'm like, you know what else causes heart disease smoking cigarettes?

And they probably all do that too. That's why I'm saying. I'm like, did you know that? Or are you just Googling stuff? You know what else does? Like vaping too. Yeah, you go on Wiki Howe and they just lose it. They lose their minds.

They like actually are like, I think I'm doctor house. I think I'm married with right now. They do WebMD. They'll be like, what happens when you weigh too much? Heart disease, death. You're all going to die. Shut up.

Like they immediately get on there and they're like, don't worry. I've Googled it. Yeah. Don't worry. My PhD and Google Analytics tells me that you are. You have heart disease. It's just, it's so, it's again, unsolicited advice and commentary. No one asked.

No one asked. Keep it to yourself. Mind your business. Again, line in the sand over there. Yeah. Watch from afar. You don't need to comment on everything. And this last comment says, and even then, 90% of the time, correct me if I'm wrong, plus size is medium sized or slim women.

My big girls, guys and NBs have zero representation. I guess they're saying, like, in media, when they show like plus size people, they're more so straight sized people. They're not really plus size. Yeah. And they're not fat women. A lot of times they don't like to say fat either, which it's not an aggressive term. It's not an insult. I feel like that's like a problem.

It's like people are afraid to like say fat. Yeah. But if you come to the understanding that fat is just a word. Yeah. And there is no negative connotation to it. Yeah, literally. And that's unlearning fat phobia. When you learn that that word is literally not a bad word, it's just a neutral term.

It's a word. Yeah. And it's and honestly, it's important that you distinguish the difference between someone who's plus size and someone who's fat. because then there's no real representation if fat people aren't being represented in media without being like the before and after or something or without being like made fun of in a TikTok video when they're like this you have heart disease you know what I'm saying like yeah that's why I'd be beating those dudes up all the time I literally like I look at you and I'm like teach me I literally said like the gym pros I literally I check in with them like every three to six months quarterly I check in and I just ruin their day no because I I think they are like drawn or they have like some I'm sort of kink with you. Oh, yeah. Moth to a flame, honestly. Literally beaten to a pulp by you.

And they keep coming back from more. Yeah, they do. They really do. Or it's also probably the fact that like their views get low and they're like, oh, if I have a cover photo of Drew's face. If I had a nickel. I said, I know those views are down bad, huh? Right.

That's like I know they're down bad. You posted 10 videos about me in one day. Damn. They posted one video bad about me and then I found it. Put it in my Instagram story, gone immediately. I always. I saved them. I save it.

That's why I told you, I'm a Virgo. My mom is in Virgo. I have a little file system and I keep all the receipts. That's why I always. You got to keep it up there and you got to keep it like in the folder. The Jim Bros especially, my biggest fans, right? They're in love with you. Like, they like eat your ass on the daily.

They truly do. They suck the fart out my ass. They really do. They love me. I don't understand like how your dick doesn't hurt from how much they ride you. Yeah. Like it's insane. Honestly, it's raw.

Yeah. It's bare. I know. It's hurt and it's red. It's swollen. I'm so sorry. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And I literally think too. Actually, no, I don't know what you mean. That's not what happened to me, but like, I'm so sorry. I literally constantly talk about how like I just go back in there. I like temp gauge them almost. I said y'all sitting too pretty in here. And I terrorize them. I terrorize the room.

I destroy it. And then I say I'll see you guys in three, six months. I'll be back for my month to check up. I'll see you guys when your views are down. see you all soon. Don't worry. I'll see you all soon. Don't worry.

Don't worry about me. That's what I like. You don't have to worry. No, because they will come back. You don't have to worry about me. That's what I said. They're like, and I still cannot get over the fact that like you like destroy them and somehow they always come back. Yeah.

Absolutely. And then it's a, it always takes a turn to like they always, they'll say one thing. Like they'll be like, oh, like you're just a bully or they're called me a fat, ugly bitch or whatever. You know, like the two insults they have. And then I'll tell them, I'll literally. all hurt their feeling so bad again. And then they go, you're just a bully. You're just such a bully.

I go, yeah, period. Remember that. Yeah. Delete that account now. Right. That's what I said. Like, okay, yeah, I'm a bully. Then so you should know to just go.

So you should listen to me. Like, don't come back. And that's why I said, give me that lunch money, bitch. Like, that's the case. You wouldn't be getting bullied if you didn't come back and like invade my space. Come back. I'll shove you in a locker. I'll give you a wedgy.

Can you ship me in a locker? Oh, yeah. But it'll be out of love. Oh. It can be out of hate. You're like, I prefer the other one, honestly. Winks. Blinks.

And honestly, like, okay, so just to wrap us up, when it comes to, like, beauty standards, what are your takeaways from today? Honestly. Personally, there was one thing that you said that I, like, actually, I was like, wow, that makes so much sense. And it was when you were talking about how men, because I don't think I've ever heard anyone say this before. Yeah.

But when you were talking about how men. especially like misogynistic men, that women only care about, like, their appearance, which is why they always insult that. When you said that, I was like, wow, like, that makes so much sense. And I feel like deep down I knew that, but like hearing you, like, say it and word it so perfectly, I was like, yeah. Aw. Thank you.

Yeah, it's literally, I always say, like, because women, like men believe women are inferior, like intellectually especially, so they always equate that to being vapid and being full. yourself, inconceited, and that's why all your worth and values held there. So they're like, oh, that's the meanest thing I could ever say to her. But then see someone like me, there's many other, a bad bitch, a bad bitch period. Right. There's many other things that I love about myself that have nothing to do with looks.

I honestly believe that, like, true confidence comes from that. It comes from loving yourself outside of what you look like. Yeah. So there are many different things that make up a person that have nothing to do with looks. Exactly. Your personality is comprised of so many different things. Like, so many. talents and it honestly doesn't have to always be talents like sometimes i talk about people being so

talented like whether they're like it they could be a good singer like actress artist whatever but honestly you could be like the sweetest person like the most empathetic person you could be funny there's so many different things you're smart even when like i think about it i've even if like you're dating someone or you start talking to someone yeah yeah you could be the hottest person i've ever seen in my life if you're a dick if you're a douchebag there's the door no seriously like Looks never are everything. And they don't last. They don't at all.

They fade. Like, yeah. And some of these men are aging like milk. They're sour. They're aging like those eggs that do up your bathroom. Yeah, they're aging like those eggs that really messed me up. You should don't bring that up again. That you sinfully ejected in a high school bathroom.

Stop please. I'm ashamed. That's literally how they be aging. I literally said in a video once that like I'll always make fun of what men look like when they want to talk about what other people look like. I'll always make funny what you look like. And I was like, you know why? Because you're fugly talking about what other people look like.

And that will never not be funny. Like I sit here. I'm like, look in a mirror. Like look in a mirror, please. Because you are talking the most shit, but it's like I can look at you and I can name everything wrong with you. It's like Nospheratu. No, literally.

You say you're 25. You look 50. Yeah, literally. Like there's a problem here. Hair lines buffering. Like not even buffering. gone. Like you have like a crown around the back of your head. No, seriously, cold a sack.

Actually, yeah. It's truly, that's why I said, like, for someone who's so comfortable commenting on what other people look like. The minute you talk about them, it's like, is no self-awareness. Yeah, believe, please. Shut the hell up. That's why I'm like, well, turns out it's not very nice to comment on other people's luck, huh? Turns out it sucks. Turns out it's like kind of a shitty thing to do, right? Yeah, it turns out it's pretty bad. Honestly, I'll keep teaching that lesson over and over again. I'll never tire.

Bad bitch Those I said you want to talk job security Right Right I got a job for life man That is yeah Hopefully hopefully Not for life

Hopefully not Yeah But if it has to be for life You're in charge That I'm rolling up my sleeves And I'm getting in that dump Oh yeah You're knocking down the doors

I'm going to work I see you those boots And a big kick And you're knocking down those doors Beating up men Right That's like honestly like my takeaways too is that like we're honestly very universal as far as like what we believe as far as beauty standards and like how people shouldn't have to adhere to any one type of beauty and beauty is subjective yeah we say that all the time all the time right and that's why i say like even like the prettiest like baddest bitch in the world like you ever see people like they'll see meg the stallion like she's like posting her stuff being hot and then you'll see a dude comment on this shit sometimes i go in there just to look and a dude goes not my type

No one asked. Like, okay. Okay. And I'm going to go ahead and say you're not hers. Like, I'm going to go on a limb and say in your wildest dreams, bitch. Not even if you were dead asleep. Not even if you had. You look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

No, like truly, not even if you had three wishes from a genie. Ever. Could you get her? That's what I'm saying. Right. The absolute gall, the unmitigated gall to be like, your vocabulary is stupendous. Love that. Thank you. But I just can't believe.

I just think like you really... Like you're really good. You're living in Idaho talking about my type. She's in L.A. getting her bag. That's why I said no shit, bitch. You're not her type. No shit. Yeah.

Bad bids aren't for everyone. Right. That's for sure. Right. Can't handle that. They can't handle it. They're for the tried and true. That's why my man's superior. Right.

Right. Because he can handle a bad bitch. Because he is a bad bitch. As I say, it takes one of the tried to. no one. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Real recognized real. Right. Like truly. I need a man like that. Who can handle me? Right. Hi. My name is Spencer. If you are a man watching this, please DM me. Thanks. And not a, not a gross one. Not a gross one. If you're gross or like really old, I appreciate it. But no. But no, thank you. Do I look good right now? Oh, you look beautiful.

You should. Honestly. Please. My number is, no. I wouldn't. The way I would get 30 calls in two seconds. Honestly. I drop my number right now.

Probably from mostly straight men too. Okay. So that's going to do it for this episode of the comment section show. I want to thank the beautiful, wonderful, amazing, so incredibly funny. Spencer for being here. Thank you for having me. I loved it. Me too.

I am not joking, rolled out of bed, sprinted here. I am so honored that she came. I'm honored that you're having me. Oh, thank you. I'm so happy to have you here. Yeah, I've been in the game for a while. I know. Season vet, girl.

Right. And honestly, you are so funny. Thank you. I'm obsessed with you. Thank you. I would stop. Sorry, I love you though. You're fun.

Thank you. I was going to say like fun it, funny F. Fun a F. Can't. Put the pieces together yourself. Yeah. You can do it. And honestly, I want to thank Spencer so much for coming

Not only because you're so incredible, but also because you are so beautiful. And I'm so happy to have you. And beauty is subjective. I honestly jerk every single one of my guests off. I jerk them off constantly. Really? Because I'm such a big fan.

Stop. I'm a fan girl first. And I'm a girl boss second. When I saw Austin Mahone in person, he hugged me and I looked at him and I said, don't touch me. And he said, why? And I said, because I'm actually going to have a freak out, give me a second, and I walked away from Austin Mahone, sat down, took a deep breath in,

and I walked back, and I said, I'm collected now. You can hug me. Spencer. Austin Mahone? Were you a Mahoney? Oh, I loved him. Mm-mm-mm, yeah, yeah, mm-mm, I loved him. Okay, Austin, if you see this, hit my line. Actually, it's okay. No offense, Austin. You seem like a great guy. Yeah, honestly, changed my mind. Yeah. Sorry, my bad. Oh my gosh. Oh, look at this. Water in my mouth. Got to stop talking.

So that's it for this episode of the comment section show. If you want to be featured on a future episode, make sure to tag me in your favorite TikTok videos so we can bring them here, put them through the shredder, aka me. Eat those bitches. I'd be eating them up. I'm constantly eating and I'm starving. Right. Because I'm a big fat bitch. A badass bitch.

Oh. That's like I'm saying. Sexy bitch. sexiest. And if you want to catch the comment section show, make sure to tune into the past your bedtime YouTube channel. Wednesdays or episodes drop every Wednesday at 12 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. And before Spencer goes, where can everybody find you?

You can find me on all social media platforms at Spencewa. Period. Except for Snapchat. For some reason, it's just Spencer. Sorry. Ooh, it's like share. Okay. Actually, I'm going to fight someone.

because you're allowed to change your snap username now. Who the hell took Spencewa? You sicko. You're a sicko. Give it to me now. You said I TMD it. Eons ago. Look at me.

I promise you, no one is going to look at you and be like, oh, Spencewa. They're going to look at me and say, oh, Spencewa. You could never. Give me that shit back. You could never. It's a catfish, probably. Probably. I bet you.

Yeah, I'm trying to make money. Using my face, screenshoting all of my stories. No, seriously. Sorry. You're giving them ideas. Oh, no, but I have a star next to my name on Snap. Oh, period. Me too.

Snapstar girlies, right? Can't catfish when you got a star. And that's actually a great caveat because for those of you who don't know, this show is also on Snapchat. And honestly, I'd be using the absolute shit out of that ball filter. I do too. And faux freckles. That's you being cute.

Yeah, that's me being cute. I'm a menace on that app. Truly, I'm a terrible, like, I just terrorize people on there with that bald filter. Oh, it is so fun. Yeah, I'm a big weirdo on there. That's just what I'd be doing. I feel like I'll, like, upload videos of me playing, like, Kidsbop in the car. I'll be like, my friend gave me the ox, L.O.L.

Let's see what happens. And it's just, like, Evanescence Kidsbop. And they get so mad at me. For me, it's literally telling stories in a bald filter. I just be summarizing my Jonas Brother fanfic on there. Oh, wait, you wrote Jonas Brother Fanfix? Oh, hell yeah, girl. I read it.

I penned a paper. I literally. Did you ever write Jonas Brothers? No, I never got there. I wasn't quite there yet. I read it, though. Oh, I was all up in there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you don't have to tell me. We've read what we've read. We know. The girls know. They all know. The girls know. Reading sound effects. So thank you so much for joining me on this episode.

I'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.