The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - BIG BRAIN SAY LOUD WORDS Ft. Maddy Morphosis | The Comment Section Ep. 138

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

It’s officially SPOOKY SEASON on The Comment Section! A Spam can and a potted plant convene to ponder one of the scariest things of all - why men think they have authority over women’s bodies. Iconic drag queen Maddy Morphosis is here this week to talk to Drew about being the first cis-het man to compete on Drag Race, physically sensing when people talk shit about you, their best-worst backhanded compliments, men who stink, “the utopian push against reality” and so much more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, go ahead and let's get into it. Everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section show, starring me, your favorite. Happy Spooky Season team. Here we are. First costume of the season, one of my favorite food groups. And yes, I'm recently engaged. Oh my God, thank you so much for asking.

Yes, I'm recently engaged. Yes. Thank you so much. But enough about me and my wonderful, amazing engagement. On to the guest. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the wonderful, the amazing. Maddie Morphases. Ooh.

Hello. Welcome to the show. I know. I feel underdress. I didn't know we were doing costumes today. I know. Mine's from Spirit Halloween and yours is clearly made with love. Uh-huh.

I would love to know the tea on your costume. This is the best. costume I've ever had on the show. Thank you. Yeah, also Spirit. I just got it today. It's crazy what they got on it right now. It's crazy how they formed it perfectly to your figure.

That's crazy. That's Spirit Halloween. You built like a pot. I'm so happy to have you. I'm happy to be here. Thank you for having me. Oh my gosh. Anything for y'all.

I'm collecting drag queens like infinity cents. One at a time. You gotta go faster. There's so many seasons being pumped out. I know. They're moving at a light speed. I can't keep you. Can't keep up. Anyways, so happy to have you. Huge fan. I would love to know for those that don't

to give your lore. Because first off, you're the first straight person to ever be on drag race. Yeah, the first cis-hete man. Make sure I'll get in all the words there. Yeah. Cis heterosexual man on drag race. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. And I'm excited to have you. I'd love to know more about your lore, how you got into drag. What drew you to? Oh my God. All that tea. I feel like that's such like a long story that's, that's waste the entire podcast.

We probably have more impressive things to get to like TikTok comments. But in, in summary, I just got really like nihilistic. I grew up in a really small town like in Arkansas. And I wasn't like the other kids. You know, I felt a little different. Yeah. No, it's just like all the. Like every other kids.

Looks can be deceived. That's true. No, I don't know. I just like, I didn't vibe with like kind of like all the, the, the box of like heteronormitivity man, southern. And I was just like, is there more than this provincial life? And after like high school, I just kind of went on this long journey of like anything. I was curious about, try anything.

I was just kind of like, fuck it, let's do it. Yeah. And yeah, I didn't expect to be here. Just kind of fumbled the way along. And that's kind of the quick and short of it. That's so sick. Well, how is your journey on drag race? Because I've gotten very mixed reviews from all my friends on drag race.

Brief. briefed. Yeah, it wasn't very long. Brief, but impactful. No, I mean, like, again, like, I was from, like, small town, Arkansas. I was, it was my first time, like, on a plane. I was just excited to go leave the state and then I was flown out. That's crazy. That was your first time on a plane?

Yeah, because, you know, like, in Arkansas, like, the most you can hope for is to get on, like, the local news for, like, you know, local teen, win state spelling bee or something. But then I was going on VH1. I was like, oh, shit. So it was, like, simultaneously, like, terrifying, but also exciting. And, yeah. And would you do it again? Probably not. No.

No. That's the general consensus I get from all of them. I mean, like, I'm thankful for the experience, but it's like, I don't know, as long as miserable. I know. I can't only imagine. Hollywood kind of sucks. It's kind of miserable. Yeah, it does.

It has a lot of its pitfalls. That's for fucking sure. It's not nearly as fun as it looks watching it from home. No, they edit it to make it seem like it's a great time. It's like they're cut out. They're like the six hours you're sitting like in a booth and being fed like a whole, like, like, like, truck food and yeah everything has so much arugel on it for some reason i don't know i've joked about that before with other queens like it's like the amazing race but you're in drag the whole time you have to

like so and you have to be funny and you have to be talented you have to be engaging yeah the insider tea it's not that amazing no it's just a race it's just like a regular race a race for your own life yeah and now you have your own uh show podcast called give it to me straight how did that yeah uh well like when on the show obviously like said I was there very briefly. And, you know, like, they don't get to tell a lot of your story because, you know, in, out, quick edit, throw it out there. Yeah.

And, like, all the interviews that I've done after the show, it's like, when are you lip sing? What goes through your head? What's your favorite lip sing song? This episode of Drag Race, how did you feel? And I'm like, there's so much more than just, like, what's on Drag Race? Yeah, totally. I don't know, like, I want to know, like, why'd you get into drag?

Like, how'd you get here? What's your trauma? What's your story? What happens? What's trauma dump? So, yeah, so I started like a little show and just kind of deep diving on queens and other guests. I don't know, just like asking questions. Yeah.

Yeah. I love that. I'd love to know, like, what the reaction has been for you personally. As far as, like, online or maybe like from fans or maybe not fans, like, as far as being the only cis hip man to be on drag race, like, I'd love to know. How are men reacting to that, like, other straight men that hate drag race or whatever? I don't know. I don't get a lot of that. It's mostly just like.

Well, I was going to say, they're watching Drag Race. Yeah, it's mostly, I don't think the straight guys have found out about me yet. They haven't heard. They haven't found you yet. They've heard whispers in the trees, but they haven't, yeah, it's just rumors. No, it's mostly like the girls in the gays. You know, they went through, like, the, you know, the stages of grief online and processing. And, you know, it's not every day you hear about a syset person on, you know, something like that.

So it was, it was a learning process for everyone. How has the show been since then? And like how has it expanded your like audience? How have they, do they see you in a different light now? Because they get to hear a little bit more from you. Like immediately after the show, I started posting a lot more like online. Because I was like, well, now I get to like just kind of put myself out there. You get that initial like a runoff audience from being on the show.

Yeah. It's just kind of what you do after. Totally. Just weaponizing that blue check mark. Yeah. Just started creating content and putting out the stuff like I want to show people. Yeah. Them little TikToks.

And I started the show. And yeah, since then it's like become like overwhelming. positively positive. And now I'm just like, oh, okay, so like, we're overdue for like a crash because things are going to concerningly well right now. Just hang on. You know what I mean? Just enjoy it while it's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all that matters. Just hanging out. It's like, oh, let's see what's going to happen next. Like, what's the next thing? Do you ever have to deal with hate? Do you ever get hate? Not anymore. I mean, like, there's like occasional comments. Yeah. You know, like the worst I get, though, it's like anytime I post something or someone like comment

something about like sexuality, someone's just like, oh, you actually believe you should. You should. straight like oh yeah a straight one straight i believe it when i see it type thing and it's like okay i don't like okay like i don't know for me like i'm just i'm just hanging out yeah okay well like yeah sure i guess we'll see like if anything changes i'll let you know i don't know what proof you want i'm just i don't know people are weird it's all right they say that to me all the time too mostly just men but that's just because they hate me so men men valid reasons yeah yeah true that is very true I do go in there and I in tag. Sometimes when people tell me, they're like, how do I avoid getting hate?

Oh, girl, you can't do that. No. I was like, if you're online, let me know if you find out a way to get rid of to ignore it. Let me know. Like, even like, if, like, Mr. Rogers was a TikTok creator today, there would be, like, people shitting on him in comments and just being like, he's like too kind. You know he's fake. Yeah, there's something off about him.

Yeah. I say that all the time. I always use, do you know who Emily Mariko is? I always use her as an example. She doesn't even talk in her videos. You guys have no idea Like what kind of person she is Because you can't get it based off

Her just making little shakoutery boards all the time So like when people are like I don't know just a bad vibe Hey you're a weirdo Like you haven't even heard her voice That's weird Yeah that's weird Hey that's really weird to see someone and be like

Nah Unless they're like outwardly bigoted I can't really imagine a world In which that makes a lot of sense To like make up your mind about someone I just can't imagine Just walking through the world With so much just vitriol

You're just like walking through like Walmart and you're just like, mm-mm. Yeah. Just a random stranger. I got too much shit going on. Yeah. I'm too busy. I'm too stressed.

I'm too mentally ill. I can't be focusing on that. You know what I mean? Like just looking around, looking for someone. That's contrary to what people may think about me. I'm too busy self-loat. I don't have time for you.

Trust me. No one's mean to me than me. Yeah. Sometimes when they bring that up to me, they're like, are you just like this all the time? No, because I don't hang out with people I hate.

Yeah. Hope that helps. I'm like, no, I actually never spend time with men. and I dislike. So I don't need to be like this all the time. Your vibe attracts your tribe. Exactly.

And I've always said that. But speaking of comments, right? That brings us to our topic for today. We're going to be talking about, we're unpacking hateful hot takes on YouTube, commentary shows. So I've had quite a few men make dissertations about me on YouTube,

specifically. You're talking to audience? No. Yeah, on YouTube especially, because I don't really have any sort of presence there, which is like, to me, smells like a bitch personally. But that's just because do it on a field where we can both come, bro. Like, I'm on YouTube, but like I don't really post anything there.

But they, I think also because they can make like 30 minute videos. So where do you get the most, your TikToks? Is that where like it's heaviest? Yeah, I would say it's the most of all. I feel like the TikTok algorithm, like comment-wise has gotten worse. Because when I first started making content, it was all reaching, like, my audience or people that might like it. And now when I post something, it doesn't get near as much traction. And then the comments are like, the fuck is this?

And I'm like, why did it get shown to you? Like, you got shoved to the other side. So it was like, are these men or? And it's like, why did this reach you? Yeah. I'm like, hashtag drag, drag race. Like, why did the fucking Jerry, the good old boy from Alabama get this on his feed? Well, he knows why that's on his feed.

He just doesn't want to talk about why that's on his feed. He'd rather blame you in the internet. On TikTok, I always know when someone's talking about me because I'll get like an influx of a bunch of fucking involuntarily celibate men and they're all in my shit saying shit to me. And it's like one after the other. So that's why I'm like, someone's talking about me. And then I'll go and look in my mentions.

And if I can't find it, a lot of times that means they blocked me. But like, which I think is a bitch move to do too. Like you're going to talk shit on me. Like you should at least let me see it. The hair on your arm raises a little bit. You just go sniff in. My ears tingle. Yeah, like dogs.

Yeah, like literally. Like dogs can sense like tornadoes or something. That's me. Yeah. It's a shift in the air. I'm like, someone's talking shit on me. It's like when your knee hurts and you're like,

it's going to rain soon. It's going to rain. When my left tit hurts, it's going to rain. And someone's talking about me. Yeah. I know I recently, too. I made a video about this because a while ago,

have you ever gotten like, I always like to ask to be well, sometimes. I'll get comments that are not hate, like they're not meant to be hateful. Uh-huh. But they're, they're like really backhanded compliments.

Yeah. Right. That's something I didn't really experience until people started to like me. Same. I got cast on the season and it was, it was everyone either saying like, fuck this person or is people saying,

let's give me a chance. And then like some negativity, like she's not that funny. I don't like her content, this and that. But then the audience started to like me and you started getting all this stuff. Like,

oh my God, I love Maddie, beautiful little peasant child in a 17th century painting. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Like these hyper-specific, like, insults that they're like so adorable. I'm like, damn, a fan? I can't tell.

The way you're talking to me, you don't sound like a fan. I got one the other day that truly stopped me in my tracks. I have to go look at my photo album because I think I screenshot it just because it really hit me that hard. I was like, someone was like, it was a long video that I posted. I was like talking shit. And someone was, I know this isn't the point of the video. but I just want to say like please in all caps don't ever change your teeth because they they match you and your bottom teeth have so much character hey bitch deleted hey get off my page hey deleted um that's really fucking rude that's a rude thing to sit

and actually I sent a bomb strike so I hope that's okay with you're actually getting swatted actively hope it was worth it yeah I truly was like when I read it I was like Yeah, delete it immediately. Said with all the love in the world, delete it. I had one another time where I posted, I think I forget what I posted, but it was like strapless, like a picture or something or a video. And someone messaged me and said, I love your, obviously I love your content, a big fan,

but I also like really like your style because I've never seen someone who isn't embarrassed of like, because I also have really big linebacker, shoulders. And I'm so happy that you don't care about that because that makes me want to try strapless stuff. Hey, don't DM this to me. This is a thought that should stay in here and should not be shared with the person that you're thinking about. The fans always think they're doing something when they're like, you're so brave. Like, don't ever use the adjective brave to describe me. Hey, don't ever use that to describe me. My body especially, don't you ever use that to describe me. Hey,

don't do that. In an interview. I had mentioned that the one time someone said something to me that I was like damn that was kind of good they called me like the pot of greed which is like the video card and like I mentioned in interviews I've like made I've told the story to make people laugh it's like I've said it many times recently some guy was talking shit and then I saw videos of him talking shit and then I saw people in the comments saying like oh she looks like the pot of greed and then I saw someone go when I saw a man call her pot of greed I never looked at the same pause right there I called myself a fucking pot of I was like, you bitches are useless.

Now you're taking my insults. I was talking about myself and also. And also, that insult was written to me by a Barb Stan account on Twitter. That is not a man. Okay, and if it is, it's a gay man. There's no way that a straight man came up with that. There's probably some barbs in like Tennessee. Yeah.

I love NASCAR, beer, and Nikki Minaj. And Nikki Minaj. And that's just me being honest. I was just who I am. So that's what we're going to be unpacking. a lot of YouTube commentary. I'm sure it's some terrible fucking comments. Okay, okay.

This video is a popular, ultra-conservative YouTube commentator. Okay. And responding to the TikTok China Girls posting, here's my outfit today that the men are going to hate. And the commentator says, this is yet another way, women weirdly pride themselves

on being unappealing to men and pitting the genders against each other. And, ooh, the genders I hate when they say that. Oh, there's a gender war. I'm like, what is that? What are you talking about? That's why I do drag. I'm the man on the inside.

I'm fighting. You know, I'm the seal team. The seal team six of the Jimah Wars. The Parisites. That's what the drag queens are. Now you're a Trojan horse. A Trojan horse. That's your Trojan horse thing inside the world of drag race, right?

Okay, so this one, it says men prefer a woman that dress like this and not like prostitutes. Okay. Are you from biblical times? Is that why you talk like that? I don't like, it's like weird as like, go back to like the, 80s like Baywatch and like the 90s, the skimpy outfits, early 2000s, like the Britney Spears, the low cut outfits and the guys were all about it. But then all of a sudden, the gender

war started or whatever. And like, there's like this weird conservative mindset where everyone's just like, no, we want good, I want a church girl. It's like, no, like don't try to act like the past, all of a sudden. All of a sudden. All of a sudden. You're like, I want a woman who wears a long denim skirt. Like, no, the fuck you don't. I saw, I saw a. I saw a. I saw a. tweet recently that was like all the men want women to dress like men and knights nowadays where are the whores at and that's what I think too I don't care if you want to dress like a men a knight

but for some reason people care if I want to dress like a whore I feel like and like what is dressing like a whore? It's all relative isn't it because it's all subjective like it's really seen through a biblical lens whenever they deem something to be slutty or horish or whatever and I feel like dress not like prostit. And the dress code of horse has changed over time So it's ever shifting, ever-volving. It's evergreen, if you will.

It's constantly changing. You cannot predict it. This next one says, at least that's one way to get women to dress more decent by making them think it's their idea and a way to get back at men. They went out to the store and bought clothes. That is their idea. I don't understand.

What are you talking about? That's why I'm like, it's truly stripping women of any autonomy at all, including thought. They're like, well, they don't know. They're simultaneously saying that, like, men don't want to see this and then saying she's dressing for the male gays. Yeah. Which one is it?

There's no one. But if they don't want to see that, then what's the point? Yeah. Well, and also like. Except between a rock in a hard place. What do you do? No, truly. It's just you can never win either way.

This is what they want to dress as. Like, good Christian. And if I wore this, yeah, they're like, well, I can't see your fucking tits through that thing. I was like, well, I, yeah, you know what? They do want them to dress like this. Like a men and I. Yeah, and the spam can stays on during sex. Just so you know.

Yeah. This is a reminder that. space for God between us at all times. This is the reminder. This is my chastity bell. You want to pop this can, put a ring on it. Yeah, go ahead and let's get into it. Speaking of.

That's a big ass rock, though. It sure is, it sure is, Queen. You know what's funny is the episodes that have been going live, sometimes I'm talking about, like, well, my now fiancee, but I'm saying my boyfriend in the clips. And they're like, girl, that's your fiancee now. And I was like, I filmed this two months ago. It's okay, Queen.

Trust me. Trust me when I say, I traded out that title already. trust me when I said. I always felt so juvenile saying boyfriend, to be honest. It's like at an office when someone else moves in, you take the little placard off the door and slide in the new one, that little fiancee one. Exactly.

Yeah, it's fiance, corner office. Switching out of it. LLC. LLC. This next one says poisonous animals are usually brightly colored to warn off how toxic they are. This is exactly the same thing. Oh, is that like talking about, it's the woman in the video have like blue hair or something?

I don't even know. I think she's just wearing bright clothing. Like, and so they're saying like, this is just like poisonous animals. Well, see, that's also not true because snakes are poisonous too and they're not brightly colored, not all of them. Yeah. That's me being a burgo. Eat that bitch. Some of the little poisonous snakes are, well, I guess, wait, they're venomous.

Venomous snakes. Yeah, but still, but some things like kind of, there's like some poisonous frogs to kind of blend into the stuff. Yeah. You know, some girls, they can be poisonous too, no matter how ordinary they are. And they're blending in. Some of the worst women I've ever met in my life were plain as fun. They blended with everyone. The snake in a grass is a phrase for a reason.

Exactly. I can't trust them. I also think too that this, well, first of all, the person who made this video, I get compared to her a lot because she stole the name of this show and just added an ass on the end of it. So she typically talks, she talks a lot of shit about women. It's a woman, actually, who talks shit about women and says that when she says, women really weirdly pride themselves on being unappealing to men.

It really be your own people. Right. I find that strange because what's so wrong about, like, sometimes when people are like, when men get mad at me, they'll say things like, oh, like, you're just convincing women to fucking hate men. First of all, you don't need my help with that. Second of all, you're going to freak out when you hear about gay people. Like, like, gay.

They're not ready for that. Yeah, no. You guys. You're that general on the front lies. They're like, they're in the background. I was like, if you think I mean, you got to meet a gay person. They are storming the Normandy. Girl, won't I tell you?

They are on ground zero. You know what I'm saying? That's what I've said before. I'm like, if you think I mean, then I know for a fact you don't know any gay people. Gay people are the meanest people alive, as they should be. That's why those are my people. Like we get along so well because I'm a cunt, just like they are. And so whenever they say this, like, oh, some people actually don't want to be desired by men.

And I feel like that thought is like mind blowing to them. It's like whenever I started like my show, because a lot of my shows, like, interviewing people and I get like shady with them. I'm just like, insulting people, basically. Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, you can't trust the straight person. And then I started insulting gay people. And they're like, she's all right. Yeah, it's what they live for.

You know? Hello. I was like, that's why I had so many, obviously queens on the show, yourself included. But some of the ones I've had, like, there's some of the meanest bitches alive. I've had Bob on the show. I've had Trixie. I've had Bianca Del Rio, who's one of the OGs. So like, and that bitch was mean as fuck to me.

And I laughed. Yeah. Because that's sisterhood. That's like community. That's Lafamigla. Like, we really, we connect on so many levels in that way. But I also think, too, like when people are not trying to be appealing at all physically to men, what is so wrong?

Why do you care? If you don't like her, why do you care? It's so weird because, like, they see women in the wild and they're just like, This is Euphoria Calvin Klein. The new Elixirical. collection featuring three perfume intense scents inspired by a unique orchid accord paired with vanilla each with its own distinct attitude each with its own universe bold elixir sensual woody addictive magnetic elixir sweet and romantic like a lingering touch solar elixir a radiant expression

of joy ultra concentrated for amplified impact and lasting power find your euphoria discover the euphoria elixir collection by calvin klein that person's dressing for me i don't like it it's like Like, because she doesn't know, you should not dressing for you. Exactly. She went to the store or saw an outfit. She's like, oh, I like this. Yeah. It's like, they're not dressing for you.

You're not that important. And then like the same guys that say that don't dress for women. They're wearing like jeans that don't fit. I had shit. A shirt that's too small. Like the buttons are popping a little bit. No deodorant. Girl.

Getting the hair done at sports clips. It's like, but they're like women are dressing for me. Like, no the fuck they are not. I did a faux shirt recently. Mm-hmm. And it was like a bunch of, it was like a bunch of, It was with a bunch of people. And the dress code was like black tie.

Like you had to be like dressed up really, really nice. And we were like, okay, cool. And so we go and like I see a lot of my friends there. It was really fun. But then with working with someone who I know doesn't like me. Like I already know he doesn't like me. It's very obvious. He's made it very clear.

Caleb? Yeah. I'll kill him. But that's different. That's a lover's spat that he and I are in the middle of. But anyways, we were standing next to this guy. And he, for lack of a better term, stunk badly and I was thinking to myself this is a man who hates me and hates

everything I stand for and he stinks in real life he smells awful like really bad and he's and that's not the first person who's told me he stink and I've actually known he's stank for a while and I was thinking to myself you guys look at someone like him like men who hate me they look at someone like him and someone like me and they're like oh fuck her he's so awesome and he stinks in real life talk about women doing everything for men, why don't you all start doing something for us, like washing your ass? Why don't you do that first? Why don't you try, I don't know, the bare minimum?

Yeah, like, I don't know. Like, the only thing he hits more than you is anti-perspirit. Girl, soap. Like, soap, water, anything at all to, like, get rid. For breeze, bitch, anything. Girl, I could smell you through a suit. You need to go to the hospital. Oh, my gosh.

I just know that, like, when you get, like, a justice suit, just kind of wafts. Yes, yeah. Actually, yeah. It's funny, you say that because, yeah. And then one of my friends, I had told her that already. And one of my friends told me after she goes, I thought you were kidding. And I go, I would never joke about that. He takes off his suit.

It's like when you unwrap a baked potato and all the steam puffs out. But it's just, it's just dank. It's like, I could smell it when I came in. It's like, actually, I actually knew you were here because I could smell you from a mile away. And one of my friends literally described him as the stinkiest boy alive. The stinking. Yeah, like I brought him up to her once and she goes, oh, you mean the stinkiest boy alive? And I go, I don't know anything about that.

Because at the time, I didn't. Now I can confirm the stinkiest boy. At least that I've ever smelled a lot. Upon further investigation, can't confirm. Case closed. It's true. Case close. Steakest boy alive.

And I'm like, that's a man who literally is like, oh, look at these fucking whores. And he stinks. Like, you've got bigger problems. It really be those people, too, the ones that like stank and can't get any booty. The one that smell like booty can't get booty. And then they're upset. All women are horrors. I never

I think the mindset too of like oh she doesn't want to sleep with me that whore y'all really can't win yeah that's what I'm saying if she's if she's a whore she's bad at her job because she doesn't want to fuck you so she's actually really bad at her job so

I do not envy your existence in this world it's got us like being a woman I get to dislike cosplay as one for a little bit to be one to walk in the shoes no I get to wear a stinky tuxedo and everyone's like wow so great everyone's going to be like

mediocrity let's go God, I love it. You look fantastic. Okay, in this next video, another popular YouTube commentator describes itself as a history and anthropology channel. Are these all comments on your videos? No, these are different videos. Oh, okay. Yeah, these are different videos.

They're just applicable. Okay, so it's history and anthropology channel. That's what it's self-described as. Okay. argues that most young men today agree that the feminist movement stands for active hatred towards men and a quote utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world most men agree with that's what most men are saying that's what most don't check the numbers but most based on a sample size of five of my friends yeah yeah well all my friends feel that way how many do you have

four okay well that's not everyone nor is it most it's not even actually close to most and then Utopian push against the fundamental reality of the world. I love, I love when men just put a bunch of words together and they're like, well, that must be true. Because big word. Big word mean true. Big word means smart. Case closed. Big word.

Big words say loud. Big words say loud makes sense. Big brain mini wrinkles. There you go. Yeah. It's like it's truly utopian push. Okay. Yeah.

We really aren't talking about utopian push against reality. enough. I say those words right. And you know what? I'm glad someone finally brought it up. Yeah, hold up on the global warming for a second. Can we please discuss this utopia and push against reality? Why is nobody talking about this?

Well, men are. All the men are. Yeah, that's right. All of them actually. More stupid bitch women need to start talking about it. But the girls in the gay is like, wake up. Yeah. Come on now.

Also, utopia is like a perfect society. Yeah. Okay. No, for sure. I think it would be dystopia. For sure. Yeah, dystopian would make more sense. but they're saying utopian because they're fucking stupid.

I will say though until you pointed it out, they sounded good. All the syllables put together. That's me being a burgo. They hit me with cognitive dissidents and paradigm shift. I would be like, you know what? You're right. You're right.

Well, they throw that in there. It's curtains for you. We didn't go to the moon. We aren't a divorce. You're so right. Whatever you say, King. That's how the pipeline starts. There you go.

You read something, you sounded out. A four syllable word you didn't know before. And all of a sudden, you know, you're Joe Rogan. And then you spot you. And you spawn and you're Grant Cardone. Yeah. It's crazy how that works. You're right.

I think they meant to say dystopian, but they said utopian. And utopia is a perfect society. So I don't know why a perfect society would be pushing against something that is not, like, obviously we don't live in that now. That's fucking stupid. But that's giving them way too much credit. Because one time a guy made a hate video about me and he called me irreproachable, which irreproachable means faultless and like beyond criticism.

So it's something that's like, it's beyond reproachable. right and I said that in my video and I was like I think you meant unapproachable not irreproachable like you try to insult you he ended up courting you yeah it's like my lady you're actually like yeah he's like my lady unreproachable what a flower by any other name he just the sweet exactly and I was like I think you meant unapproachable not irreproachable because irreproachable means you like me and then he was like that's besides the point yeah that's what I fucking thought like you guys start just saying these big these word salads and they like truly believe they're smarter than me because they've said big words

in one sentence but i tell people to suck my wiener and all of a sudden they're like well clearly she's an idiot i think this is all like a consequence of the no child left behind from le bush administration that's what this is some were definitely left behind some should have some should have repeated a grade you know some should should have hung out a little bit longer until it's sunk in you know so it really soaked in there this comment says they've all been hurt by a man at some point and I've never gotten over it. I mean, that's life. No shit.

No shit. And also, like, I love the idea that, like, you know, something has to happen to me personally for me to give a shit. Right? So, like, obviously, I'm not gay. So I've never been hate-crimed by homophobic people. But I can still wrap my head around the fact that that's awful. Yeah.

And I don't like that. So to hear women who have been, like, actually genuinely and violently harmed by men, like that's not even enough reason for them to believe them. So like, what the fuck? Like, why do you guys act like you believe victims? You don't? Like, why do you guys act like you care? You don't? Clearly. You know what I'm saying? Well, that stuff doesn't actually happen. That's just the utopian push against reality. That's true. That's actually a really good point. I wasn't thinking, I wasn't considering the utopia we currently live in. Yeah. I'm being ungrateful, actually. This is Biden's America.

This next one says, they're communists too. Oh. Okay. Well. It's again, like the word salad and stuff. Like everything is like, it's like lumped together in the same category. Like someone has blue hair. She was hurt by a man. She's a communist. I mean, probably, but not always.

Okay. But then if I say that men, like I'm talking about men being awful, they're like, well, not all of us. Yeah. According to you, it was all of you. Because you just said all men feel this way, right? You should hit them back in the comments. Like, you're probably a capitalist.

And they'll be like, Well, actually, yeah, that's actually, stop right there. Like, we're talking about. Also, communism, like, the idea of communism and men believing that communism, that's just another thing where they have half of a piece of something. And they're like, it doesn't actually mean anything anymore. No, it really doesn't. Like, the way it's, like, thrown around.

It really doesn't. It's like, they're not allowed to say slurs. So they use words like communism. Yeah. Imagine they're like, oh, I want to call you a slur so bad. Yeah. Communists. It's like, I don't want to see as misogynist in the comments.

So I'll call you a commie. question mark. But like the gift of slurs has been taken from them so they have to find new ways to call people names. That's actually really funny. One time I made a shit talking video about a stand-up comedian I do not like at all. And like someone was saying, oh, you guys can't. We just can't joke about anything these days. Everyone's so sensitive.

And I said, that never stops you. I don't know where they get that from. Like they're like, oh, we can't say anything. According to who, you're, you're. still doing it. Clearly we haven't stopped you. It's like all the news stories like Dave Chappelle got canceled. They canceled Dave Chappelle.

I was like between which of his Netflix stagos. That's what I'm like where? Like literally fucking where. It has not stopped you at all. You just like don't want to hear like hey that's fucked up. Okay. Yeah. Well that's a personal thing.

That has nothing to do. And even then with that too like all that bigotry within standup comedy and they're like oh, you can't joke about anything. I've even told people too. I'm like, have you guys ever, you guys don't give marginalized people any credit because some of us have heard jokes like that before believe it

or not. Like you think I've never heard a like I'm going to beat this shit out of a woman joke. You think I've never heard that shit? Yeah. It just isn't funny. Like I don't know why that's illegal to say but like they're like oh you're probably just offended. Or it just sucked. Or it's not funny jokes. Like it's not just like it's also like give me a little

fucking credit. That's why drag queens too are like masters of hearing like of hearing hateful shit. and still being able to be like, okay, my turn to joke about you, my turn. So I was like, they don't care. I feel like I was like being going crazy lately, like watching stand-up stuff

because like all stand-up is just like so unfunny. Like all the stand-up clips I see online. Like watching like all like the kill Tony like stand-up things. It's like these aspiring comedians. And like half of them walk up and they're opening online. They're like, y'all ever notice that Mexican people are like, so like trans people. It's like, that's your open that.

It's like every time. It's like every time. Yeah, it's boring. It's the same joke. Like, why is that like the go-to? And you know what's crazy too is when people do make jokes at the expense of other, of people who are not used to being joked about. So like straight white people.

Right. Sometimes they're like, I don't know. It's just like you're talking about it so much. I'm like, they do it. You do it all the time. It's just it's another one of those you can never win. It's like you love to tell jokes, but you can't take them. That's what I'm like, you think trans people aren't used to being jokes.

about of course they are. I mean gay people aren't used to being joked about of course they are but if you're gonna do it you should do it well yeah because they sat around like the lunchroom in high school making jokes about trans people they're like and their friends laughed like this is peak comedy I need to take this on the road I can't work out a set I should start workshopping this yeah they've no for something here they tell one fat joke and they're like I should quit my job and I should start it's never like a new joke though it's like the same one it's so boring that's what one of the most commonly asked questions I guess

in interviews is like if I've ever gotten anything that really stuck with me, which is why the pot of greed thing has been in many of my interviews because it's the only one I've ever gotten. But I always tell people, no, like the shit's not, it's never unique. It's always fat and ugly. Like that's, it's a variation of fat and ugly. But when I tell someone that they look like they sell knives door to door, all of a sudden I'm the meanest person alive.

I'm like, I, you made a comment about me. I made a comment about you. Like, I don't understand what the fucking problem is. I thought we were having fun. They also don't like whenever they get outmatched in a battle of wits. Yeah. And they're like, they go to the comment. They're like, you are overweight.

I think they did something like click. Like got them. Good luck coming back from that one. Yeah. And they always say, and they almost always especially say it to women, I feel like because they believe that women are vapid. So they're like, oh, well, that's the meanest thing you could ever say is call someone undesirable.

Like a woman's saying, like, I would never fuck you. you, okay, I would never fuck you, so now what? Like, I'm glad we're on the same terms. Yeah, like, honestly, we have a lot in common. We should probably be friends. We're probably on the same page. Got that out of the way, so we didn't have to

address the awkwardness later. We're just not compatible. And that's good. I responded to someone when he's like, I would never fuck this woman some shit like that. And I said, okay, well, thank God, because look at you. Yeah. Oh, no.

The guy who looks like the little dinosaur from Barney, he doesn't want to fuck me. I don't give a shit. The women are, like, in shambles right now. Oh, God. So we lost another one. Oh, God. They're all like midsummer on the floor crying together because they lost a prime alpha specimen.

Oh, no, I'm going to have to journal about this later. I don't give a shit. I don't fucking care. And I've said that before, like that attitude of like I don't like these kinds of misogynistic men online. They're like, I don't want to fuck you, but I can't believe you don't want to fuck me. Why? Sometimes I always say, okay, twin. It's the goal of people thinking they're a catch.

But without being able to say like what they offered to the table. because it's like you don't have like the best looks you don't bathe you don't dress nice you don't have money and you're not nice you're not nice on top of that you're not a nice person so i don't know it's like they're like why why do women not like me it's like well for one you don't like women so there's that i would start there let's unpack that let's start from the beginning it's get to the head of the snake and work you know let's start from the top and work all the way down even when i have talked to men who like believe that they are like very good looking for whatever fucking reason right because I personally can't see that, but I've even told them, I'm like, if you allegedly look wonderful and you're tall and you're in shape and you have a lot of money and you still can't get a bitch,

the list is actually a lot shorter than it's you. Like, it's your personality. It's like everything that's, it's a common denominator. It's everything you can't see, which is the essence of you. It's off-putting and upsetting and you are taxing to be around. That's probably why.

I've said that to a man before, and he spun the fuck out. He was like, even fucking know me you don't even you called me a fat ugly bitch on the internet like and he just hit you with like the yuio trap car like the you're fat and then I pulled out a gun and then what

then what and that's when I said that to me that's how you win a yuio duel right there a gun works for me every time I waste some time with the cards let's just get the brass tags I start losing I pull out a gun yeah and that's the takeaway in life just when in doubt you know second amendment right yeah there you go the right to bear arms yeah and this just my and do oh oh it's just me grabbing that thing on me my motherfucking thing i keep it on me at all times

okay this last comment says calorie reduction proper diet some physical fitness solves 90% of their problems i'm assuming fat women because obviously that's why they're not with dude and if you could see this man i'll show i'll show mattie but because I can't show y'all but can you see that it always is though isn't it yeah that's what he looks like I will say I did not expect someone like that to be able to spell reduction so I so so I'll get you ate that one little thing it's it's it's so wicked it's guys like that too it's always like clearly driving a truck topless yeah so that it's always like the shirtless guy with oakley sunglasses and like a hat like looking slightly down like a slightly an look upward phone

picture profile picture they can never take a picture to save their life so that's always the same Yeah, it's the same bitch. It's that same person that, like, hates women. Yeah. Hates, like, the liberals, all that. But then they're in, like, my inbox with little wave emoji. I know. Like, hey.

Hey, pretty lady. And you're like, uh-oh. You got a, honey, you got a big storm coming. No, like, a thousand percent. Like, whenever I was, like, doing, like, drag in Arkansas and everything, like, people like that, that's what the inbox looks like, you know? Really? Yeah.

Yeah. All, like, the faces pictures. That's true. Well, a lot of my drag friends have told me that. They've all said, like, you'd be shocked that. It's the same people. It's the manliest men or whatever. Whatever that means.

It's like they hate women. They're in other people's inboxes. Yeah, because they're feeling some type of way. And I'm not one of those people that says like, oh, anyone that's like homophobic or hates women is secretly gay. I'm like, I'm not saying that. Yeah. But a lot of times. But most of the time.

But a nine times out of ten, I don't know. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No, I agree with you. I agree with you totally because I don't like saying that either because I feel like that. you know, sometimes that takes the severity out of it. It almost like, it almost gives them a pass because they're like, oh, well, they haven't confronted it yet.

So I get what you're saying, because I don't like saying that either. Like, oh, they automatically, that they must be gay. Although many times it does end up being true. I don't like to lean on that either. But like, it is shocking to see what they look like, like, especially because I have a lot of friends who are dolls, too. So a lot of my doll friends are always like, you would be shocked at the men who who hit me up in secret and shit.

And I'm like, I believe you because, and that's, the cruellest irony of all of that is that it is a byproduct of the patriarchy and of misogyny. That is why they act that way towards people like us. And that's why they secretly hit up people like my friends. Yeah. Because they are so entrapped by their toxic masculinity. They like don't know how to process it in any way. So they're just violent towards everybody. Which like, not my fucking problem.

Like, you deal with that if you're having that problem. But I'm like, it's just, it's cruel. and ironic because if they fought the fight with me, you could be freed from those shackles, girl. See, it's, it's, you know, communist women's utopia. We're just living in it. We're just trying to get by. But like, like men's like a relationship with women and their attraction to them or lack thereof. Like, even like a lot of that is like so performative of men for other men. Like they want an attractive woman to show off to like other men. And I don't know. It's so weird.

like, and like people saying like, oh, the girl with blue hair, some communist, some freak of nature. But like, if they weren't worried about what their guy friends would say, they would 100% be in the DMs. They probably already are. Period. Amen. No, for real. They do that to fat women all the time too. Like, whenever I talk with women who are fat and they love me because I defend fat people all the time online. And like, fat phobia is another one of their many party tricks that they love to pull out.

And they're like, a man who acts like, they love a fat bitch. They are constantly trying to have sex with fat women. They just are ashamed for whatever fucking reason. And so outwardly they're fucking awful to them. But internally behind closed doors, it's a much different story. It's the same thing with like homophobic people, transphobic people, massages down the line. Oh, it's once you, again, like with me doing drag, it's like once you unshackle yourself from the false prison, the false utopian. Of like, of masculinity, whatever the fuck.

Which is really just like stop worrying about what other guys are thinking of you. Isn't it crazy how simple that is? Women don't care. No, they don't. Women do not care. Like, like me doing drag, I've had so many women like in my inbox or like out of the clubs and stuff like that come and approaching me just because it's like, oh, you're not like other guys I know. It's so interesting. Yeah.

And we have a lot in common. You smell good? That's so crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. You don't stink through your suit? Yeah. Oh my God. I'm so into you.

There is not a woman out there that smells a guy walking by dressed in full camo. It's smelling like deer piss and being like, well, there's a. man. Well, that is my kind of. Slice me off a wha. Slice me off a piece of that. Like, no. I'm not saying that like, oh, if you start wearing dresses, women will like you more.

But, like, if you stop, like, living for other men. Girl. Like, women will approach you more. And it's shocking to hear, isn't it? I was like, there are so many men who don't fit into whatever they're, like, like you said, this box idea they have, this extremely limiting idea they have of masculinity and what it looks like to be a man. act like a man, look like a man, whatever.

There are so many men who don't fall into those umbrellas, and they are drowning in puss. I don't know how else to tell everyone that. Look at how Timothy Shalamey's built. He's built like Jack Skelington, and he's drowning in puss. Yeah. He doesn't, he cries and shit. It's a thin boy summer.

Girl, you know how many men who don't look like what they perceive to be a man or whatever the fuck, and they are fighting the bitches off with a stick. Yeah. Like if you just get out of your own way and stop being awful and learn to ask women about their hobbies and listen to the answer. You would be shocked how many women would be like,

oh my God, I love you. Oh my God, I'm so in love with you. It's crazy. They're trying to figure out the secret of women. Like, women are an ocean. I'm drowning in them. Period. You and me both, and I don't even like women.

I know. So that's on you and me fucking both. Thank God. If I ever jump trains. Girl, if I ever jump ship, I'd be drowning in puts. Oh, my God. When you and your fiance are out at the bar,

poaching together, it's over, it's done. Yeah, we've been propositioned as a fucking, like, they're like, you guys need a third? I get asked that all the time. By men, women, and anyone in between, mostly women. You got people going home Googling, where is Polynesia? Because I polyneged you. I had a girl make a video once

and she was like saying she was going to go to someone to find someone who looks like my man or Jason Momoa. And I was like, well, Jason Momoa is not someone, so you won't find him there. And I was like, but girl, just go to. a long beach there's a bunch of us over there you don't even go to samuel i just go to ocean side yeah there's a whole bunch of us over there long beach you have like your native lands yeah do you have my native lens it's the outskirts of la yeah i feel like yeah like you said

it's it's it's actually so and that's gonna lead me to my next question for you because what you said is so true it's like once you free yourself from this idea that you have to appeal to men constantly and who gives a fuck about women yeah like first of all the world opens up to you just in terms of opportunity. I mean, look what you're doing now, which is incredible. And it is an art form, which I think is fantastic, that you're pursuing it so openly and so honestly, I think that's wonderful. And I truly sincerely take compliments as a fucking sunshadow. And I'm a spam can. Yeah. I know. And we were just talking about my nuts. So it's a real roller coaster ride on my episodes. This is what therapy looks like, conservatives. This is what it is. This is what they're doing behind closed doors. This is what it is. This is the gay agenda. It's working on us. The gender wars don't happen on. the ground. It happens in closed boardrooms. It happens right in front of your face, right in front of your

nose. But I do want to commend you for being so open and honest about that because I feel like it's so important that cis straight men too also talk about this stuff. And you are also doing drag at the same time. It's a beautiful thing. So I'm curious, like, what would you say is like your best piece of advice for men who are maybe like on the fence? Or maybe they're like, I want to pursue this, but I don't want to be able to see a certain way. Whether. it's drag, whether it's makeup. Like, you've ever seen straight men do makeup? Like, I've seen that on TikTok all the time.

And they're just doing a little cover up or whatever. Like, you know, anything outside of what is perceived to be masculine pursuing that kind of like or interest, what would you say is your best piece of advice for men who are like maybe struggling with that? Literally just do it. Like life is so short. Like, I think like, like it's really morbid. But like a big thing that opened my eyes was like, having like some deaths in the family or something. and then going to like funerals and like seeing like fields of like gravestones

and each one of those people is like someone that lived like this full life of probably like so many regrets of stuff they didn't do. It's like why are you like you got one chance of this like just fucking do it. It doesn't matter.

Yeah. And like all these people you're worried about like what they're going to think of you like why do you why do you care about their opinion? Especially like with things of like with women and stuff. Totally. Like why do you care about what some random guy thinks about

your interactions with women. Yeah, your private interaction with women. Yeah, or like what kind of women you're into. It's like, why are you going to like literally just live for yourself? Like it's not that serious. Period. I love that. It's not that serious.

And like, you know what? And you might be thinking like, oh, I'm not going to get a bunch of like tattoos and dye my hair blue because they're not only attract goth girls that I'm not into. Which first of all, you're sleeping on goth girls. If that is the case. That's your first mistake. Girl. The second of like, again, like me in drag going out or being out of drag and people know. and then I do drag.

Yeah. There's like a lot of like those like hometown, small town conservative girls, little, you know, Pentecost girls that are messaging me and like flirting with me too. Girl, they're into it too. You'll get yourself a wholesome girl. Like if you're, if you really, it's because it has nothing to do with like, it has nothing to do with the interests that you have or the career really. It's like it's what's attractive about it is the fact that you're so confident in it.

Like that's what women dig. Like they, women really love men who obviously. obviously see them as humans. You say that, but when they're confident in their misogyny, all of a sudden it's a problem. Yeah, that's true. Well, I'm a hypocrite, so I do like to talk out of both sides of my mouth. I hypocrite is my least favorite kind of hippo. That brings me to my next topic, which is Moodang.

Moonday. Look at that. That's called Full Circle. But I do think that your confidence in what you like and what you want to pursue is what speaks to women the loudest. It's like, I fuck with someone who like doesn't care. I do it because I like it. That's why I do it.

I was here for vibes. Period. You know? And they're working. Yeah. The lives are emanating off of you. Thank you. It's photosynthesis.

Yeah. Like I said, I grew up a little small town and like I always had the mindset of like, I don't want to rock the boat or anything. But the moment I graduate, I'm going to go on this journey. And I did like immediately. I moved out of my town. Oh, love. Got my hair, changed the way I dress.

Love. Made new friends. And I just looked back and I was like, damn, I really wasted like 18, 19 years of my life. for like no reason. Yeah, like in the box. And it's not too late. Like you're like your 20s, 30s. Yeah.

It's never too late. I don't think. Especially if the gift, what you get in return for letting that go is like worth its weight in gold, I feel like. It feels like this weird like cloud that was like over me that I feel like it's gone. I feel like people are always like watching me and like judging my actions and who I'm talking to, what I'm doing.

But once you like stop caring about that, like it's like, oh, those people, literally don't exist and they don't care and they don't care. That's the other thing too you need to realize is like people don't actually care. Yeah. Outside of like some random commenter on Facebook or YouTube or whatever like yeah. Yeah. People do not give a shit about you. Right. Everyone is wrapped up in their own bullshit. Amen. You know, nine times out of 10 that is the case. Yeah. And even if it's not, that's not in my business. Like I always think like what you think about me is none of my business. Like if you're not in my inner circle and I don't see you every day and I don't have to interact with you every day. What do I care? When I, when people have asked me about like, oh, how do you deal with this

much hate or like men hating you online or whatever I always tell them like the same thing kind of where I'm like this sounds kind of morbid but I'm like if those people drop dead tomorrow like my life would continue and my life would be awesome so like better I yeah yeah I don't care you carry a gun obviously yeah but I'm like I don't care about their livelihood I don't care about their happiness like why would I care about their words like and it's like if someone doesn't have the life you want would you take advice from them no right so you don't have the relationship you if I want, you don't have the career I want, you don't have any goals that I've ever wanted. Why am I going to take anything you say seriously as far as opinions on my life?

Like, I'm not going to. Yeah. It's like that old edge is like six and stones. Keep me right by bones, but I have a fucking gun. But I am going to pull a gun on you. So. Well, thank you so much for coming on this show today. I adore you.

I think you're fucking awesome. Thank you. And I do like genuinely, I want to commend you for like being so open and honest about what you love and who you support. it's like so important. And I feel like as a straight cis person too, you and me in it together. You know,

straight cis people got to stick together. We guys together. God, it's so hard for us. We need, they don't have any idea how hard it is. No. Gay people have no idea how hard it is for us.

Don't judge, don't judge a cis straight person until you walk a mile in their sketchers. In their A6. You got to walk a mile in my fucking A6 before you start talking about me. Just because they, my hokas.

Just because someone is dressed like an old Navy mannequin, And doesn't mean they don't have feelings and thoughts and dreams. I am so much more than those Bermuda shorts. I'm so much more than those. Thank you so much for coming on the show. I fucking adore you. I think you're fantastic.

And I think you get best costume award already. I'll give it to you now. Thank you. I hope it gets better than this. I hope someone I really like decks out like full on. I hope so too. Like universal studios like craziness. Imagine.

Yeah. They should come dress as a gun. That would work. Well, that's what this podcast is about now. I know. I think so. All right. fucking ad. Well, thank you so much again for coming. Where can everybody find you?

Hello, everyone. You could find me on my YouTube channel, Maddie Morpis official, and on all social media is at Maddie Morpacis. Love. Most of my content nowadays is just doing interviews with other queens, just hanging out my room. Yeah, plug your show. Yeah, give it to me straight on YouTube. Love. I love to have you on. If you want to come out, sit between the fair walls, talk shit, you know, pull out embarrassing childhood photos. Yeah, we'll swap. Yeah, we'll swap. We'll costume change. We're built the same. We're built the same. Yeah, I'll email you. Check the spam folder.

Oh, I love a good pun. Thank you. I love a punny. A punny end to a punny show. A punny show. A gunny show. Thank you so much. All of you for tuning into this episode.

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