The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - BOOTSY BELLOWS Ft. Dom and Maya (Upstairs Neighbors) | Episode 186

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

This week Drew is joined by our favorite neighbors, Dom Roberts and Maya Umemoto Gorman of the Upstairs Neighbors podcast!! Drew, Dom and Maya talk about trying to find your car after a concert, unsalted butter, personal space, having delusions of grandeur, and so much more. Dom IG :https://www.instagram.com/domrobxrts/?hl=enMaya IG: https://www.instagram.com/mayamoto_/Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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There was like a Burger King, and I was like, I'm so bitch, like, I'm literally like do my big one right now. Like, dead assing someone else. I'm going to house something here. Yeah. Walk in there, and I'm literally like, like, literally like, funny. And like, you dead wrong. You dead wrong. They're dead a wrong.

Because I was at that same Burger King, and I was like, that. Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your fave, who cares about me? On to the guest. Today we have a duo, an iconic, legendary, hilarious duo, Dom and Maya, aka upstairs neighbors. And thanks for having us. Oh my gosh, thank you so much for having us. We're in the house.

Thank you for coming. In the most severe way. Right. No, like, for real. Like, you came as soon as we heard. Yeah. And then. As soon as we got the news.

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It's been life. Has it? Yes. In a derogatory way? No, in like a positive way. Oh, nice. I think like it's just been like super busy. Like we've had like a lot of like really exciting changes and stuff and we did like an East Coast tour and like honestly like really like me.

I'm like, you know, it's just like being a rock star is really fucking hot. Try being an influencer for a day. Try being an influence for a day. But genuinely like I feel like we've been having like such an awesome time. Yeah. For sure. So many new first experiences and stuff. but it has been like a little ooh can we sit down like it's a little ooh like it's a little

i know when you don't see your own bed for a long time it's it's tragic learning about that yeah matters of the heart matters of the heart and the spirit in the mind really like mind body spirit let's just take it all the way well i want to talk to you all about upstairs neighbors how did that come to be i'd love to know the genesis of it obviously i've been on the show had a blast they were going to jump y'all about that audio but other than that it was wonderful well because guys like there was a time i loved the episode i enjoy it it. Thank you. I don't care what anyone else says. I had a good time. There was a time when we were doing everything. Yes, we were doing everything and like guys like on YouTube,

the audio's fine. Okay. But like the clips. A, I was going to say it got my nose. No. Well, the clips. I'll take. I'll take that one. I'll take that one because I'm like, I'm like, I make the clips and so. And let me just, hold on before you all, that's my friend. Like let her get up because bro, let's also say like, like, I was teaching Dom Premiere Pro. Like this woman was learning Premiere Pro like for the like previous. Yeah. I was literally like on my iPhone and in shot like what?

Like in shot in a dream. And so hard sometimes, you know. And I was like trying to like, you know, maybe touch some things I shouldn't have. But I don't give a. No, we had a great time. We had a great time. And like guys just like listen to the whole thing. Like I promise it sounds good.

Like I don't know what to say. It doesn't. It was a hilarious episode. Oh, so whatever. That was a necessary jump. Sometimes I really do get annoyed sometimes when I see, like, comments like that about shit. Like, especially with my show with my sister, I'm always like, did you guys find it funny or not? Right.

Did you guys giggle? Like, ears bleeding. And I'm like, well, was it funny? Like, was it funny? But, like, y'all know what we were trying to say. Just turn it down. Just turn it down. Just turn it down.

Damn. We've grown. Base boosting. Like audio clipping is hell. And I was like, why is everyone mad? Why is everyone mad at her? Like, she's trying her best. I'm literally just a content farmer.

that's really it at the end of the day I'm just a simple farm lad you're honestly so real for doing it in your phone though because I to this day still do oh if I could buy a house on my phone I would oh I'll do it on my phone I know some people are like laptop is for serious stuff oh desktop is for even more serious stuff for me if I could do it on my phone I'm gonna do it on my phone I literally bought my first car like on my phone on an app and it literally got like delivered to my house and like and I was like no this shit's hell it was like loki a lot easier than i feel like it should have been right literally because i feel like anytime i've been to the dealership with my parents they're literally like

like okay like like four hours deep like off the coffee like they're like bring out the pot like give me the car like give me the car like you have to spend the night there no we have to spend the night there and when i like bought my first car it literally took me like five minutes like they're like oh yeah enter your tea and literally your tea enter your tea give me your tea literally i don't give you I was like face ID like Like Like Apple Pay like yeah And then it dead ass

And it got delivered to my house To my house to I still cut things in TikTok Like in their editor Also I'll edit it in there I don't give it damn I don't give a hot damn Because it's easy

Like why everyone that it easy When they're like Oh how long does it take you to make content I'm like about 10 minutes Because I just open up the app I film an app I post it Film an app

Yeah girl Wake that up Yeah, I mean. No, wake that up. No, wake that up. Because you don't film an app. No. And that, like, gagged me.

Like, when I was, like, learning about TikTok, like, Dom was like, just don't film an app. And I was like, what do I do? But something, like, I will say, though, like, my best videos have been made in app because it's like the one, two step. Yeah. Boom bap. Yeah.

Like, live tweet. Like, live tweet. Yeah, I think, especially if you're new to posting content, like, when I was new, it's too, it gives me too much wiggle room if I film it on the camera. Right. Right. Because I'm going to be looking at too many things. Yeah.

So if I can see myself, good enough. Right. That's what I think I'm like, good enough. I can see myself. That's more than enough. Yeah. And it is. And it is.

Post. And that's honestly probably why people when they see me in public go, you look way prettyer in person. I'm like, oh. Oh, my God. Like, oh. Thank you. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah. What does that mean? Sorry. That voice. Like really badly. I love workshoping bits like through cycles. Yes.

My sister's new one that she's introduced to us has been. Yes. Yes. To anything. So when someone says something awful, they're like, so they're just going to hate you? Yes. To literally everything now. That's just, yeah.

My new one is fuck no. Like, if someone asked me for anything, like, even if, like, I'll just be like, fuck now. And then like, do it. It's a little funny now. No, and like the new season of stims, like, the fall winter is like really out right now, real bad because I'm like coming back from like Europe. I picked up so many goddamn stams.

Like, y'all, this right now? I love that. Like, as a period replacement, that's my shit, right? That's my shit. I just thought of something so random. I think I saw some random guy somewhere, and I'm not even kidding. I dead-ass thought to myself. I think Maya would really like him.

Because I feel like I know your type. So I feel like I've nailed it. And that's, like, so real of you to say, like, it's like skater alternative kind of vibe. Yeah, I saw some. I'm not even kidding. the first thought I had was I bet Maya would love that guy and I wish I had texted about that guy and I'm thinking about him and I'm like this I'm gonna remember who it is and I'm gonna send him to you who was it it was somber and here's the thing

like I'm like which camera can I look at like seriously guys here's the thing like here's the thing genuinely I get I be getting profiled so fucking fiercely like God forbid a girl like literally says like three people they thought was hot because when I'm I'm I'm telling you and this ain't this ain't this ain't somberty like I'm like I don't know you king like you know what I'm saying like I'm hearing great things but just know that like that like when your friends think that you have a type like genuinely I hear about every motherfucker that comes through the press I'm the first to hear like every time like literally lanky like dark hair person drops like I'm being so dead ass serious I got like six DMs like

I know about him not because of his music not about his talent I don't even know like what he does It's actually, but all I know is like, I don't know. Like, I guess he had the, like, he hit the press a little nasty. And, like, five of my friends were like, did you hear about that? I'm like, yeah. Thank you. Who is this? No, and I'm like, well, what does he do?

Like, and then it's literally like, like, Michael Jackson. I'm like, so why are you not telling me? I'm like, what it now? Like, what is he has to do it right now? I'm profiling solely, him based solely based off looks. And I'm just happy to like, you know, be a thought. He's also really tall. I've seen him in person at a party.

And he's pretty tall, taller than I thought. Okay. Okay. That little one, too. Talk people. Hey, tall people stand up. If you tall make some noise. If you tall makes some noise.

I'm like this. Okay. Okay, so upstairs neighbors recently signed to a network. How exciting? How has that been? It has been actually everything. It's game changing. I'm like the clip audio, y'all.

No, and I'm like this. Hey. Poppy don't do those no more. Bobby don't make the clips no more. Girl, they could tell because the T2 is like, you know, we've, this has been a very, it's been a process of like, a lot of talks and like a lot of like da da da da da da we got here made a very like you know longer decision than just like low one too you know how that goes with that being said like the second like a

single thing started to change like when we go when they like got us like the new little camera upgrade like everybody was like damn this should look good as hell and I was like oh oh thank god you upgrade it no literally I was like oh okay no they know we don't edit no like they know that like they actually knew they're like you don't have to tell we can tell Yeah. Right, right. Literally, bootzy. Like, our new system right now is Bootsie Bello.

And like, what? Like, what is it? We'll just keep saying like, right, Bootsie Bellows. No, like Bootsie Bello. Because it was giving boots and then it gave Bootsie and then for some reason it's giving Bootsie Bellow. So I'm just saying that so like y'all know what's going on. It's boots.

Just in case you guys are confused and need a translator. That's what that means. We're getting ahead of the narrative. No, right. We're getting out of the narrative now. It's hot off the press. Like Bootsie Bellow. Bootsie Bellow.

just dropped um but no it's been so tea to have like a physical space to like record in and just kind of like customize like you know she tea like yeah for sure um and i feel like it's something that we've been like working towards for like a really long time because didn't even answer your original question was like how did we start how did we start the podcast you wondering how we got yeah like how far back do we take it um but it's like you know my And I had been like friends for a while and I was just like wait we're a hell of Like how all great legend yeah it was very that tea of like we would talk for like an hour straight and then she'd be like hmm that hit diff we should record that and I'm like that would kill

That would kill. Like literally like she was putting on a top hat I was like hello like what's going on like why are you smoking It's like get that girl in my office. I'm literally get that girl in my office and I was just like we should run this and like I used have a podcast before and that one yes i remember y'all origin story yeah dom i was the very first podcast i ever went on was yours period and look at us now we birthed maya like i'm like i'm like no i'm listening here like we gave birth to mya it's beautiful thing no like boots like boots like bootsy bell exactly what happened um but i feel like that i just like learned from that podcast that i love to podcast but like it wasn't

exactly the right fit and when i had met maya i was like i don't want to podcast cast alone and also I want it to be like authentically us like totally and that's kind of why we just went like you know grassroots style like literally grassroots like we just kind of like did it on our own shout out film school like hey you know what I mean that's so funny that's literally me and my sister too my sister went to film school like she majored in film so yeah she was our our freddy Benson too yeah yeah yes and the sun's thought you know what I mean I'm glad that like yeah no shout out school Shout out to school.

Shout out. I literally. Did a lot for me. I love that. I think that's a beautiful thing. That's also my sister and I'm not even kidding when we do interviews. Like sometimes they'll ask like, how did you get started? I'm like, I honestly, we honestly just think we're the funniest people ever.

And I thought people should see this. Yeah. No, pretty much. Exactly what happened. Like we had a few. Like specifically, we would always go to this diner in L.A. And like eat food. And we would have like four hour long conversations.

And by the end of it, I'm like, no shade, but I do wish I recorded that. Yeah. Because that was like some of our funniest shit. We'd like, no, like, two girls like making themselves laugh at the table. We're like, did you guys? Oh, okay. Is anyone else kidding this? Like, no, like, did anyone hear that?

Like, oh, okay, fuck. No, like, dead ass. You'd be laughing so hard, like, falling out the booth. Just like under the booth. Just like under the booth. Yeah, yeah. Like sliding out the shit, like. Yeah.

That's the best part, though, is when you get to say, like, you for real are like, honestly, I just, I just, I. I find us really funny. I figured you guys wanted to see it too. No, genuinely. Like genuinely. Yeah. Well, and also too, I think like,

I'm like, we need more of that. Like I'm like, we need more delusions of grandeur. Because I'm like, if I see like another like foul ass man with a fucking podcast, Mike literally talking and like moving his fucking lips, fixing his fucking mouth to like make sounds come out. Like I'm gonna lose it. No, I'm gonna lose it. So I'm like, go ahead, let's ratio them.

Yeah, like literally ratio in the chat. Like ratio. And I'm like, we need to ratio them. Yeah, for real. I agree. Because women are inherently funnier, in my opinion. So, and I feel like a lot of male, like men's podcasts are like motivational. Like they're like, you're, I'm not trying to motivate shit.

I want to giggle. Let's laugh. Can we, let's laugh. Y'all mind if we like, bring back laughing. Yeah, bring back silly. Bring back laughing because it's like, really like is is bleak out there right now. It's bleak

bootsy-go-low. Like it's bleak boots. On your show, one of my sister-in-ice favorite bits from your show when you guys were laughing about doing the half marathon. You said this place was steps from the water. We just haven't found the steps yet. How much did we save?

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It matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay. And you were saying you're getting white boy angry at your mom? Yeah. Oh, because I'm, and it's so funny because like to this day, like to this day. And it's like, it's that kind of like, it's that paradox of like, yes, obviously we post a lot on the internet. And we do that. But like I still for some reason like don't think anyone's like watching us.

Yeah. So like I'll like meet people in public and like the girlies really be like and like the half, dude, the half. And I'm like, man, that really awesome experience. That was like really inspirational and like fun. Hashtag happy. Hashtag happy. Hashtag smile. Hashtag love.

Hashtag amazing. No like hashtag health. Like that was also like that was one of my lowest. Like that was my highest. Why it's like the after ony dig of that was like oh and your mom just be running them just for fun oh she loves a half marathon with a smile on her face like in her peak of like running her half marathons because like growing up my mom was like in the like literally on the pavement like literally horse trolloping sounds like literally like in that on that pavement like you could not stop her and so she's now in in her hiking era which which is. She was like, Worsea. Was, like, hiking, but she hikes, like, 17 miles up, like, the side of town. Like, it's, like, a three-day, like, camping trip.

And, like, essentially she, like, starts at one place. And by three days, she ends up on the other side. You're nuts. And I'm just, like, bro, like, pack it up. And it's, like, scaling the side of a mountain. Like, scaling boots. She ran that half after, like, it had been, like, what, a couple days. And she literally did.

Yes, she literally had just gone on, like, a three-day, like, excursion to Yavasupai. If you know where that is in Arizona. Where you literally. climb to the bottom of a canyon and then you like go right back up and there's like a waterfall it's hello beautiful but like can i like uber there no right like it's dead ass giving like the hobbit like hell or high water like yeah no it's dead ass like the hobbit like if you've seen the hobbit before it's like that if you've seen the hobbit before like yeah i'm like ever seen that movie before your mom did the hobbit and then was laughing you guys at the at the half marathon like boots

in the most severe way, like in the most severe way. And that was the thing. Like in high school, she would like run a half marathon in the morning and then like go to work after. Like she would just be like, oh. And then like literally like go to work. And I was like, you really ain't nothing but a ting.

That was what really was eating. That's, and lately you've been saying this too, that's what's really been taking it though was like she literally like did that shit. And then like after like didn't even like personally if that was my life, I would be talking about it all the time. Like you guys would be hearing for me. Like I would run that like, oh my God, that was hard.

You could not escape. Like, no, we're a loser. Sorry, like just statistically. Like if we want to like break it down. But she literally was like, so I'm like, how are you guys? Like what's good? And I was like, and that like honestly eats me up more than if you were just like, if you were just like, I'm better than you.

Like I don't know. Like I'm stronger. No, because she wasn't. And that was a thing that was like, okay, am I the asshole? Like literally like what was really gagging me was like, we're exhausted tired can't find the car like it's just like oh my day and then not finding the car like that's into a rage oh that's type of shit that have me like okay i got my eyes i got my toes i got my hands like what am i grateful for breathing like five things i can see four things i can touch

no literally like literally like all my shit like you're like yeah no literally like doing my tapping like oh my god because that was like so like to this day like so Stadium, I hope, like me talking to the stadium. Literally, I'm like, you'll never, like, you'll do something about it. Like, ref, do something like, do something like, no team, it's just like, so why? And listen, people get jobs, period.

I'm like this. But like, why every time am I at Sofi, like, nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on? Or where to go. Ever. Ever. Like, this is this. Like, this is this.

And like, they had us like. When you ask, they're like, I don't know. No. Literally. A vest that says they work there. you're like, oh, okay, my bad. I thought you did. And literally on FaceTime with their best friend.

Like literally one AirPod in on FaceTime. And then like you go up to them and you're like, hey, like, can I, what? No, like what? What do you want? No, I don't know where your car is. No, I don't know where the entrance and exit is. I was like, well, where did you come from this morning?

Like, what the fuck? Like, oh my God. So we did. Who the fuck did yo have? Like, we literally were walking around for like, like, and I'm not even fucking joking. That's the best part. like an hour and a half.

After that half, we're looking for our fucking car like, excuse me. Like, literally, excuse me. Where's gay A? And they were like, oh, it's like 30 minutes that way. So we'd walk 30 minutes. So we'd be like, gay and he was like, the fuck.

It's back that way, dumb ass. He goes, we go by colors. So we're like, what? Literally. And keep in mind, I was so beat down after that literally, because we had to like walk into the stadium after to like get our stuff. Like the truck down of so. fight like that's the hobbit is like if you are going to no do so fight it's crazy and you want and you

want to sit on the ground oh okay oh okay okay okay okay wherever you end up make camp because you're gonna be stuck there no bitch buy some heleys like go ahead and get you some helies bitch because they're literally like what elevator i'm like when we went to cocella this year we we've gone yeah we've gone a few years and every year i i'm not even kidding i compared cochella to like the second hunger game with the island. You know when he spins that shit hard as fuck? And they're all like almost a bunch of people die. And then he's like, let's see them try to tell time now.

That's how I feel going to Coachella. Yeah. Every year they switch the map up. It's different. Every year I go. And I feel and again, nobody there gives a fuck about you. So they're like,

I don't fucking know when you ask them questions. So even after we're going four times, my cousin Adam, who does my hair makeup, he came with us this time. It was his first time ever. Way period. Yeah.

So we were excited to go together. And I was like, no, dude, there's not a lot of walking because we got a different pass. drop us off here, blah, blah, blah. Turns out, I, and don't, don't jump me for this, but I didn't go to Lady Gaga set solely because I had to see DJ Mustard. Right.

He's my Beethoven. No, and that's some real shit, because his set at Flognaud literally had me like. I'm not even kidding it. I was levitating. I was like, I haven't heard this kind of music. And so, like, DJ Mustard, yeah, that's my guy. So we had a blast watching that. But then they shut the carts down.

So we had to walk out, which was even further than walking through GA. Because it's literally the, essentially, this is like the, I talk about the Hobbit. Yes, this is like the exit that like you typically come from. Yeah. You went, that's like the furthest one. The furthest possible stage, which is what keeps me from going. Because they be having all the divas there like, boo. Like, pack it the fuck.

When we were in, because we went artists this year. And I remember, like, the only other famous person I saw was Patrick Schwarzenegger. He loves DJ Mustard. Okay. anyone's curious. But we had to walk and we were walking for what felt like 40 days and 40 nights. Yes. The trek to fucking Jerusalem, bitch.

It was so horrible and we're fucked up and tired. And then like we finally get outside. And then we finally see our car. We've been walking for what feels like hours at this point. Right. Anywhere. We're like beat down, giving up.

Like we're walking. And we had split up. So it was just me, my man, Jason and my cousin Adam. And we're walking in a little four. Nobody's talking. That's how you know everyone's pissed off.

And tires. is when it's literally quiet. Everyone's going to fight if anyone talks. Like, don't even pipe up. So we're walking in silence is just sand. Do you hear sand crunching? And then Jason goes, did you have fun today to Adam? And then he goes, yeah, I did.

I had a good time. And I'm just listening, right? And then she goes, what was your favorite part? And then he goes, shut the fuck up. Because it's just like, guys, like keep families together. You know what I mean? Like, he goes, shut up. That's what he says.

And he's like, girl, I'll tell you in the fucking car. Don't ask me that shit right now. And I was so tired and angry and upset. I didn't even laugh when I was out there. I said, I'm going to laugh about that when I get in the car. Yeah, when I can find it. Like when I can find it. When I get some wandered down my dust covered throat, I'll sure to laugh at that.

And that has been our running bit for months now because he's like, shut up. Shut up. And that's like real as fuck. We were literally in and I'm like an IRA. Yes, we were bro. We were in New York for our tour. Shout out New York. Shout shouts out to New York out New York I'm like this is a common section exclusive

exclusive tea in the sense that like in the sense that like bro we first of all New York summer like is god awful terrible y'all can sell me y'all can sell me like 70% of New York you know like I'm like oh ah bitch that fucking heat and the smells girl dude the the what is that like Like literally, the water, the water that literally just, you're like, where is the water that dripped onto my fucking eye and I literally was like this y'all can go. Yeah, it's 90 degrees. Just go. Literally in an hour later, it's swollen shot.

No, I know. I was like, just go because I don't even know if I can like touch y'all yet. Like I don't know what just hit my fucking face. Like we literally like crawled. Like it was giving hot. Was that the day that our flight got delayed? Yes. Okay.

Yes. So this is what happened. This is the tea. Like I'm like, okay, two minutes on. the clock like we can do it we can do it we could do it we had our show and then we had our first day off and we were like let's run it into the fucking ground so we ran it into the ground like had a full day off it was so fun the next day we had like a couple hours before our flight so it was like our flight was at two all the all the things opened in soho at like 11 so we're like we're going to do like a little

one two bus down which somehow meant we got up at eight like i don't know right like i don't know and we're like breakfast once dinner like breakfast and it gave like breakfast stand around wait for everything to open, then shop, yes, lunch. Like, and literally, like, had, like, our shoulders buff as hell, like, literally carrying shit around, like, doing our big one, like, whatever. Then we get a text, flight canceled. Well, we got a text flight delayed, which was like, ooh. Yeah.

Well, it was like, oh, uh-oh. Essentially, they, like, canceled it, rebooked us, and they're like, this is your new flight at seven or six or some shit. And we were like, okay. Well, because it was giving like, yeah. Yeah. Like, we were like, okay, bro. it like literally sit on it like bink let's go like literally like hit the splits like we were so excited

because we were like oh we get more time to like key yeah so like never let your guard down like you just never know the future like you got too comfy no we got oh we was betting on that plane like we took everything we had out our pockets for that plane and we were like because obviously like you're going to take us okay that's awkward why wouldn't they so so then it's like later in the afternoon and we get another text like flight delayed even later and so now we're like, ooh. After we went to Mexico and like had our whole shit turned upside down. So after that, I was like, okay, we need to like really make sure, like I see where

this is going. I'm blocking tea right now. And like I've had my shit canceled before and it was giving like it gives that same. They just start sending you like literally ASMR like taste on tongue like flight getting canceled. Like I was like, they get how much you really want to get on the flyer. Yes. So they're going to keep. they're going to keep edgy like, oh, real bad.

I was like, okay, put that piece of bacon down. Like, I want to get on the flight. And so we, well, and then in the middle of that, that looked like, so now we see a little stress during saying, like, the stress is. Were you guys just at the airport at this point? No. No, we were still in the city, like, really trying to like run it up against the wall because we were like, obviously like the plane's going to leave.

And mind you, we also had like a show the next day. So that's why it was like serious type of shit. Like we were like, oh, like, yeah, you can't miss the plane. Like the plane has to go. Like, it just. And I need to be on it. And we need to be on it. And also, like, y'all keep delaying it.

Like, don't even cancel that shit. So we're, like, walking around New York, like, no money, no family. Like, 16 in the middle of Miami. Like, our bat, like, we were checked out the hotel, couldn't go back. Like, it was just giving like, oh, hmm. Okay. Being stuck in New York with no hotel, too, is God awful terrible. In the goddamn he.

And that's where we really, like, in hindsight, 2020. You know what I'm saying? It's all love to who we were, like, in that moment. But, like, we were, in fact, running it, like, oh, It's only gonna be like two hours right hot as shit no water no food just like latte like we were just like oh well we're just like did it okay period so then we ended up going to get Thai food Thai food oh yeah and this is what this is what this is where I was going with the story but we were at Thai food like all I'll say is that and I'm like this and I'm like this because we know it's no tea but like touring like bus club another club another club like it's by like day I know I'm like oh Oh my gosh. Your relationships are challenged.

Oh, New York key in a delayed flight. I was literally a Typhood like I like of course One Direction broke up guys. Like I'm not even. It's so funny you say that because when I was on tour, halfway through I told my team, I get it. Like with why One Direction was like, I'm gonna kill myself. No. Yeah. They had the motherfuckers toying for years on end.

Four years around the world with like if we want to be real and this is from like, you know, like one be like Like on right here, don't worry. But like, they were strangers. You know what I'm saying? Like the stranger to like, because this is giving like, I was literally with like familia. Like literally blood, like, ohana bitch. And we were still at Thai like, what the fuck do you want? What do you want?

If you say the wrong thing to me, the band is breaking up. No, like I'm going to walk this way. You walk that way. Like we go see what happens. You were literally like the fights were so like only like only hangar and like anxiety could have like conjured those fights. No, it was on, it was hangar on the deck inside out to like literally like, and I was like sitting there like, like, I'm just hungry. I'm just hungry.

Like, I'm just hungry. Like, I'm just hungry. Like, we were literally so hot and hungry. And we were trying to figure out whether we want to do family stuff. Well, are you a family? Like, are you family? Yes or no. We were like, just, we'll all get different things.

And then we all wanted the same thing. And someone would be like, well, we could just do family. We were like, well, fuck you. We should you separate. We should do separate. But I do want what you have. So should we share? Like, she was giving. It was like giving. I'm going to blow something up.

Oh, that's literally when you start beefing it with everyone. Dead ass. It was giving like someone baked a tray of cookies. Someone grabbed for the biggest cookie. And the other person was like, I want the fucking big cookie bitch. And we're like, well, why don't we split the big cookies? And there's like 12 other cookies. They're like, could be. No, like we could have. And we ended up doing family style. And then we literally ate. We were like, that was awkward. They were like, God, guys, that was crazy. Like, that was crazy.

Who were those guys? And then our flight got canceled. Oh, imperfect. And then we drove to Chicago. But that's a whole other thing. 12 hours, yes. That's happened to me when I, recently I did a talk, a college talk at Penn State.

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Shut out. Bitch to get there, planes, trains automobiles. I have to get into unmarked cars and they drive me to an undisclosed location. Like, to get to that small-ass fucking town, bitch. I felt like at one point I felt like a Flintstone like I was just like I was like I got to get there like how else am I supposed to fucking get there like that there. That was nothing here. No that was dead ass us because like we had tried to like rebook the flight we had physically gone to the airport. Yeah. And they're like okay well your flight's now going to leave at 1230 like midnight and I was like but it's 12 hours away though. So we're like like how are you literally about to be like the plane and going to be ready in 13 hours? I'm like I could get and I can't even.

guarantee that no no right right girl open youtube right now i'll literally drive this fucking plane like i was like what do we open that flight simulator and let me get to it like literally i have something to do like literally i'm like i'm gonna throw up a cop cam like body can video like true crime interview no we could have that plane literally set up true crime interviews and literally would have been like why i'd literally be like y'all good like no we don't get there leave the door open transparency No, literally. That's how we felt going to Penn State.

It was like a nightmare travel day. And I travel with my man, my sister, and Adam, right? Like the four of us travel together. It took us forever. We ended up having to redirect our flight, go into D.C., and then drive from there. So we had some drive us from there. It was like a three or four hour drive, but it was like 11 p.m. at that point. So by the time we got there was like 3 a.m.

And then we get to the hotel. We're like, fucking finally, right? Like, I just want to shower. I want to lay down. I want to take all my airport. clothes off, like all of it. Yeah. I go inside.

We go in. There's no one at the desk. There's no one at like it. It's like a self, like a self help hotel. So you have to like check yourself in and let yourself in. They like text you codes. We go and look eight floors up.

We're at the very top. No elevator. Oh. Oh. All of us have 60 pound bag. Oh. I'm not even kidding. I angry cried and carried my suitcase and my sisters.

I both, I had both and also just give it to me. And I'm like carrying him up. My man's carrying the other two. And then Adam's carrying one. And then Jason goes, because Jason is weak as hell right now. I keep, well, no, actually now she's not. But at the time, she was really weak.

And I was saying, Jason right now is giving like Herky-Bee's when he lost all his powers. Like, he was like, my pack is so heavy. And I was like, just give it to me. I'll take it. Oh. I was angry carrying like 80 pounds on each arm. I was just bays luggage in my hand. And I was running upstairs.

Oh. Oh, we see you. Oh, we see you. We see you like in a way that's so serious. Because we start our drive 9 p.m. It was giving game time. Like it was like, are we going to bed on this plane or not? And if it doesn't leave, we're cooked.

Like if it doesn't leave at midnight, we're not even going to make it in time for the show if we drove. Yeah. So it's like we left at 9.30 p.m. got into Chicago at 10.30 a.m. Like after we all took turns like driving the call. We were taking four hours shifts. Like it was like enough. You see like we had to cut like, you know what I mean?

Like it had to end like that because it was. just like we bonded teamwork you had to do yeah it was it was fierce yeah that's how that's how I felt about tour last year I did a bus we did a bus for tour which was like I was shocked and I was a little worried because you cannot poop on a bus like you can only pee so like we would drive at night and so a lot of us were a little nervous about like so I'm like well what if yeah oh so a lot of us were watching our fiber on that trip just in case but I remember thinking I was like oh the bus is gonna like be so weird but then every time the bus left I was like my Shayla.

Right. Please come back. Like it just felt like the best place to be was like it was consistency. Yes. Because I described Torres feeling like you're on the run. Oh, literally. And no one's allowed to know where you're at. Yeah.

Like it's literally like bus club, another bus another club. Like it's so crazy. And that is what broke us too. Because the same thing happened to us is like we get to Chicago. Go to our, um, hotel and we're like fucking thank you. Like we literally have like two hours and 30 on the clock to like literally like flip it and reverse it. Yeah.

And so we like literally get there. No fucking elevator. No even front desk. It was literally just giving like apartment. Yeah. Yeah. Literally same. And we were like.

And I knew it was cooked because like we opened that shit and like Dom started like laughing. And I was like I literally was like there's just. I mean and honestly yeah like go all the way. Just go all the way. What's funny is like I was so angry and where the time we got inside, Dason was laughing. And she was like and I was like, it's not. fucking funny. And then she was like, it's just like, what else, you know? Yeah. Like what else could have possibly happened? Like literally. It was even funny.

Inside the room I had, it had three rooms. So everyone got their own room. And two of them upstairs. Another two flights at stairs. Because it was like a two story like lost. Okay. Okay. And I was like, you guys take those better. I can't. Right. I can't do it. I can't do it. Leave me down here. Leave me down here. Because that's insane. That's like insane. And it's like not. ethical either like if we want to be even realer I'm like what do you mean you don't have an elevator are you kidding me that's why well speaking of kind of but not really that was my problem with Paris like with France because I was like they don't believe in air conditioning or elevators what the fuck is that about or deodorant and that's when I feel my most America rah when I'm there

because I'm like it's hot and everyone is rude and also there's no elevator that's nuts no and like no aluminum. Like, I'm like, I am so sorry. Aluminum free only. Aluminum free and I'm like, y'all need the aluminum. Like, we're all going to die one day and it's like if it's by aluminum, bitch, IDC. Like, I have a fucking control. Because I stayed the night in Charles de Gaul, like the TD airport and I walked into, what's that? Not Carl's Jr. Burger King. There was like a Burger King and I was like, I'm so bitch like, I'm literally like do my big one right now. Like dead ass I'm gonna house something here.

Walk in there and I'm literally like, like literally like, like literally like who like. And like you dead wrong. You dead wrong. They're dead a wrong. Because I was at that same Burger King and I was like that. Like literally like mouthful water like eyes instantly watering.

And I'm like and now I'm supposed to eat like a burger with onions. There's onions in this air, mama. No, I was like, I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. Like, y'all literally like, fuck it. I'm going to find a vetting machine in a wano bar. And like, people like, you know, I'm not hungry.

It smells like ass in here. Oh. What are y'all cooking back there? In the sense that, um. No, I dead ass was like, ooh, like I'm like literally like prime day. Like I'm gonna get y'all some fucking. like dove onto that no like if they had a Costco

for like whatever reason I don't have literally got them like 10 fucking like you set up a sample tray no literally and I'm like oh my god let's just try let's just try but like if everybody stink like you know what I'm sorry if everyone stinks and it's like no one stinks you know like that's your loki had me like I'm not going

where deodor either it all can't do this I'm like I can't do this where I'm front I'm looking around like, what's up? That's just how we do it here. That's how we do it. If that's how you're doing, like, I'm gonna do it too. I'm gonna do it too. And I'm sorry.

That's all my, my sister and my mom both have like a bloodhound nose. So like they can smell anything bad. Yeah. If I can smell you, it's bad. Yeah. Like my sense of smell is very normal and kind of bad, I would say. So like if I can smell ass, like it's bad. Yeah.

That's how you know. No, it's the mark of the beast. Yeah. Yeah. No, and that's so real. That's so real. That's real. I will tell you who it is after, but there is a creator that I've talked about with Brittany that he is the, Teffi described him to me as the stinkiest boy alive. And like, it's true, he is the stinkiest boy alive.

Like, I'm not even kidding. Like, when I smelled him, I felt very real fear. Because I thought to myself, you have a team. team and a girlfriend and no one's telling you you smell like ass you're walking around smelling like ass and no one's telling you you have no real friends nobody likes you and that's the shit that be gagging me is like it's like women we do so much labor and it's like wake that up like on his girlfriend like on his girlfriend like I is I hate to even like charge like charge it to the game but I'm like no because like someone's got to do something someone's got to do something

and you got me fucked up if you think we're getting intimate and you literally smell like it's till the room stinks but no one's clothes are off everyone's fully clothed and a shoes on like let him get up no because there's just no way and I will tell you who it is after

because he sucks so like it doesn't it honestly kind of makes me giggle and I joke about this often but I'm like for his sake and his sake alone I hope he never turns on me I hope he never says anything bad about me. Oh, because I got a gang of stinky, stinky butt jokes loaded up.

Oh, like I literally can't. I'm a jar like, oh, bitch, I will, I will docks you so fast as the stinky man I've been talking about. Like, I've been going on a tour talking about that motherfucker. And that's scary. Yeah, and I smelled you through a suit. You need to go to the hospital. Like, that is literally giving the walking dead.

Like, no, like, that is like. Dead Man's up no tails. You feel me? No, and that's really. Like literally the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. He's just been like, oh, sorry. Y'all give me a. National Geographic.

Hey, National Geographic. You don't try to ride in the Caribbean. Y'all are giving, you're driving. Y'all are giving Davey Jones. Yeah. Y'all, the Caribbean. That's David Jones. Like, let's just call it when we see it.

He was in Davey Jones locker. I can't believe the Burger King and CDG was that stinky. Oh, it was like foul. And I literally like did in fact lose my appetite. And I, at that point, I was literally just living off like, Bueno bars. Dead ass. Like, if Europe did one thing, right, it's literally Bueno bars. And I know we have them here.

Like, I know. But they low-key taste hella-diffy. Like, that's why I feel about snacks over there, too. Yeah. Their Pringles flavors are crazy over there. Oh, they are literally like, sit-in-all. Like, oh, my dear. Yeah.

Yeah, in London, they have at Starbucks. They have, like, ham and cheese, like, toasties. Because they be serious about a toastie. Yeah, it's something like a toastie. And this was a year ago that I went. But like it literally was the most delicious thing I've ever had. I said they need it. They may have fucked up every other cuisine.

Right. This, yeah. I'm rocking with it. A toasty low-key. No. And that's the thing. I'm like, honestly, that's, if you were like, never mind.

I'm just like, I feel like if I went to London, that'd be the ultimate, like, no, I'm not hungry. Girl. Oh. When I tell you, it's their food makes me. sad. It's not, I'm not even joking. I was like, when Robbie Hoffman was on my show, like she was being really funny about it and saying like, they just like go out of their way to make food bad.

Like it feels like intentional. And we laughed about it in the comments. Oh, I swear to God, they were going up. Like they were like, oh, and you guys have mass shootings and spices, bitch. And spices. And carcinogens. Put some of that in your fucking food, bitch. Put something in there. Like when I see those videos of like British kids like trying like KFC and shit, like, I know it's like supposed to be a key, but I be watching that shit like, oh my God. Like my days, bro. Oh, literally.

Oh, my days, Bob. I had no idea. Like, I've been watching that shit trying to send a galaxy like, um, like can somebody get these boys something to eat? Like, seriously. Something with flavor. Something with flavor. Yeah. And that's where I'm like Paris.

She didn't really, she wasn't really taking it in that department. No, me either. When I went to Paris, we had five guys three times. Oh, I had burger three times. Like the impossible. Like they're like here she fucking go again like literally. I was like yeah to the door. This fucking girl's been there every day.

Oh yeah. They had like a two story five guys like not too far from where we were staying. So we just were like creatures of habit. So I'm like well I know I'm gonna like the food there. So I gotta go there. What the hell we gonna do now? No, cause I also ate around town and I you know like I could have not done that. Like I don't know wouldn't really change my experience like well in Paris like

specifically when I was there. and I was hungry as a B-I-T-C-H, like literally this bitch hungry t-shirt. Like I was like, I was like, walking around. Like I was like, this is a hungry bitch.

Like I remember I was like, oh, breakfast. Like I'm so excited. And literally, Blackfast. Like I was like, yes.

Like, yes. Like breakfast. Like I get to eat. Like, period. Dude. They only have like a bag.

I literally could crack over my head. And like literally do like my final rest. And they want you to like, bare mouth that shit in the street. Because they don't have any places to sit. So they're like, oh, just open your mouth. Unlock your jaw like a python and bite this. Oh.

And the thing that like gagged me crazy, like really had me like, okay, like now you're just playing with food. Like now you're just like making shit up for real. Because no shade, but like butter. When we think of butter and like what it's going to do, like we need a little salt. Yeah. Yeah. That's the whole point.

That's the whole point. You need like a salted butter. Yeah. Or it's literally just like green. Like it's literally just like, oh. It's kind of oil. It's literally like milk all. Like literally.

Yeah. So I literally am like, fuck it. Bitch hungry like baguette and like butter. Thank you Jesus. So I like literally start spreading on the butter. Take my first bite and I'm literally like. No. And nothing like really pushes me off more than an unsalted butter.

Like we need to be serious. And I'm like that's y'all's like that's one and two, three, four, five, six. I will say though they're four, five, six, like me with like a Parisian flag on. Like, I don't know. But their 456, bitch, I did have a fucking, like, croissant. Like, literally. That motherfucker. Yeah, particularly, they've nailed.

Pastry they've nailed. They ate that so nasty. I will say, I will say, too, one time my man and I were walking back, we went to a gym nearby, mind you. And, like, that gym, I could have been like. Pepsi prebiotic cola in original and cherry vanilla. That Pepsi taste you love with no artificial sweetener. and three grams of prebiotic fiber.

Pepsi prebiotic cola. Unbelievably Pepsi. And blown dust off the fucking machines, bitch. Like, no one works out there. If they do, it's like old, timey. Like, it looks like a Ringley Brothers circus. Like, everybody has those striped one pieces. Like, their weights are like two things with big cannon balls.

Like, that's like literally what their gyms look like. It's nuts. Yeah. And I was like, this is the silliest gym I've ever been in. We leave and we like stop at this little like coffee shop. shop and we're like oh let's get coffee and like pastries and so we're going mind you like there's a bunch of flies in there so I'm not really rocking with that oh because the flies be literally like they're crazy oh my baby like I'm literally like sir can you like I literally rent that monthbook or like okay since

you don't want to move like I'll just like pick you up I'm like yeah and so we're like okay and we order some pastries and stuff for like our group obviously to go take back to the place we're staying and my man goes oh can you um would you be able to heat those up in the later And he goes, no. And then he goes, oh, like you, you, like, you guys don't have that. She goes, like, she was like, no, because you don't eat it that way. You eat it cold. And then he said, all right.

And he just took this stuff. And he's like, she said no. And that's just like what they fucking do. Oh, like, no, that's not what French do. And I'm like, bitch, do I look French to you. And I'll be like, hey, my bad. Hey, my bad, coach. My bad.

Okay. Literally be having added, like, literally if we need to like call in like the verbal assault, I'm literally like calling the French. Because they literally had me like, and you know what? I'm sorry I was born. My bad. And I'm sorry I was born. He goes literally, oh my God, at that place where I literally got like the bagette that

like broke my head and like literally the butter that was like made you cry. Like literally like, like nothing. I was like, hi. Like whatever. And she was like, okay, mom, like whatever. Like literally called was like keying up with everyone else. And then I got there and she was like ma'am. Like literally.

Like lady. Woman lady. Like literally. And I was like. Oh my God. And I'm sensitive. Yeah. No, and that's like real shit.

In foreign places like that. It's funny because when we traveled, we brought my agent Alex, who's white. And I was like, I need at least one white with me on this trip. Yeah. And this foreign. Yeah, I need one resident white. They have to be present with me. And I put them at the front of the group.

Yeah. And if that fails and someone's being rude, I just send my man because he's like, I don't know, eye candy in every country, I think. Because even when we were walking around Paris, they were like, talking to him in French because they thought he was like a rugby player. So they were like, you're famous, you're famous. And he was like, no, no. And they were like, yes, you are.

Right. Take a picture. Yeah. And he said, okay. Yeah. Like, yeah. Like on somebody face with like, you all have soul? Like, yeah.

While I have you. Do you have soul and ice for my water? No. And ice. They don't believe in ice either. What's going on? Dude. And if they do.

And my coffee. Dude. Sorry. The ice there, I'm so sorry And like, I have notes you're up. Like, if you want to like, if you're like interested in change, what, like,

gagged me even more is when they do give you ice, it's one big ass cube. It's one gynormico ass fucking cube. That literally has your straw like, fucking like, like literally like trying to like get to the drink like, oh. It was sitting in the shit like, excuse me.

No, literally. Like it's literally like, like it's literally like, pose for me, babe. But honestly like, like, Literally like humiliation ritual Like I'd be in that shit like Okay guys When I went to Barcelona

Don't know why This was part of the culture The domelets Yeah But it's just liquid I got a domit And I instantly thought about you I don't know why to me

If you really like to me The most humiliating thing Like if I worked out a place Where we were like You know making drinks and stuff And I didn't like a customer I would just give him a dome lid Because like to me

That's like the equivalent of like putting on It's one of those words It's like, look how much this person loves their dome lid. Right. You love that silly ass cup, don't you? Nothing in there, though. Like, the coffee be hella under the dome, like, damn, like, hell of roooming. Like, if we broke through the sky.

It is a little, yeah. Like, looking up at the sky and not, like, looking at the dome every morning. Like, no, like, on some hunger game shit, literally. Like, I was like, um. Literally. And I'm, like, Katness, like, trying to make it. Yeah. That has me so, like, you're dead rock.

They had you doing a humiliation ritual every time you go to drink. Oh, and so I would just literally be like, so I have one big ass like whiskey ice cube in here, a dome lid. Like I don't want to really over like a latte with no oat milk. Like and again like I'm like this. Let me shut my American mouth. You know what I'm saying? Because I'd be in y'all country like, do you have vanilla and oat? Like do you have out?

Like, oh my God, bitch, like shut up. But like there were a couple days where I literally was like. Fighting. Do you have a hospital? You have a hospital because I don't drink lactose now, Mal. Like, I don't know what you said. Right. Did you have anything you loved about Europe when y'all were over there?

Or anything fun? So much. Honestly, me 20 minutes later, I'll break my silence. Honestly, like, Paris ate for me. Like, I'm not even going to hold you. I don't know if it was where I was staying. Like, we were kind of in just like a random little pocket. Like, you know, not too much.

It's gorgeous. And, like, everyone was hell nice to us. Like, I don't know what was going on. Like, we'd be walking the street. People kept being like, I like your flow. And I was like, what? What? Hey, period.

I was like, ah! Period. And then where they really ate, like, where they really fucking ate for real is, like, the cafe culture of the two chairs facing out on the street. So you could, like, watch. So you can, like, drink a spritz and be like. And people watch. Literally.

Yeah. Because I'm like, yeah. And then when I came back to the States, I was like, we could just look. But I will say that translated into like this staring problem over there. is like so fierce, nasty. Like fierce. Yeah, especially when you're not white.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. And like the real, you know, it's not even too much on this, but it's very layered. You know what I mean? Where it's like, there are people looking at us like, I literally was like back where I'm from.

I'm about to like step up on your shit. Yeah, yeah. Back where I'm from, you're getting your ass beat. No, you leave me no choice but to come to your table and be like, do we want to settle this? Do you have a fucking problem? Boots. And then like literally people would come up and be like,

you guys are really pretty. like whatever and I was like whoa because that he said my bad that mug was gonna get the fuck and I was like um sorry sorry sorry I'm so sorry no dude and that and personal space bro oh yeah I felt like everyone was like literally trying to back it up on me and I like well because they were literally but bro no like they're like you were freak but she yikes it I like I literally was in line at customs and this there was this old man who and I was little confused because I was like whatever doesn't matter he was in line with me at the airport like like he's felt the mold of my back like he knows he was on my shit like fuck you rope it's up like I was like what and so I'm held is standing there like clenched

up boots because I'm just like okay like hey please get away from me yeah but it's that casual shit of like okay your back is on like your whole stomach is on my back but you're like but you're also like keying with your wife like so I knew it wasn't tea like you were trying to be like freaked up on me but I was just like what the fuck no it's just lack of personal boots like I had to walk with my suitcase like behind me. Right. I literally was like because this is like gnarly like everything's gnarly. Like what the hell?

Oh my God. Yeah. Because like when I went to Barcelona, I loved. Yeah, I liked this the same thing. Like first off, the schedule is so correct. Like the sun doesn't go down till 9 p.m. That's crazy. So you're literally like in that bitch like,

hey! And you get to like wake up late because like everyone starts their day late. And I'm like, what? What the fuck up? Like nothing's really like open until like 10 or 11 so you can sleep in and then stay out late. And like the schedule is just perfect. And then also yeah, like I felt like everyone was so friendly. Like I was kind of like nervous about that.

Because I was like, are you all going to be tea? Or like is there going to be tea? Like it's currently tea. And like when I was there, everyone was so nice. Like I made so many friends and people being like this guy literally sent me like a list of like a hundred plus restaurants of like because he's lived there. like his whole life and he was like these are my favorite places and like air dropped it to me like so nice like that and I was like damn y'all tea is hell you all hell the tea for that but I was like I got a few notes though yeah I have a few American isms I'd like to bring over here with me next time

you guys like you know a bed to drizzle a bet to way nice we the place we were staying was like a little apartment but it had um an elevator and it also had like a big ass staircase and the elevator we were putting our like luggage in one at a time and then because we looked in there's a weight limit but we didn't know it at the time so we put our tiniest person in there which is my white friend so i was like you get in there and you put the luggage like in the room so we're like okay and then later on like the next day we were taking the elevator it was me my man and my sister and we were all staying kind of cramped in there we're like i'll just take it together and he goes wait isn't there a weight limit and i'm like oh i think it's on the wall

we look it's at 220 pounds and she goes we're way heavier than that all three of us combined. I was like, well, I guess we'll see when we went down. And it did creak a little bit, which I thought was rude. But why are all of their elevators on pulley systems? Like, it's literally like... Because those dropped in like 1752. It looks like Le Miz outside and so did the elevators.

Like, I'm pissed off about it. Yeah, it's giving French revolution. The experience. The orphan child. No, like, for real. That's pulling on the rope. A dirty chimney sweep is pulling that rope. No, literally dead ass like is what it's

giving. I'm like, hey, like, we got labor laws now. I will say the funniest thing we did was drink in front of the Eiffel Tower. That was fun. Like, getting drunk in front of the Eiffel Tower is pretty fun. But there's, it felt like Vegas because there's a lot of people selling shit, like just random things. They're not flicking porn cards at you like they do in Vegas. Different vibe in France. But like, they're like selling, they're like champagne, champagne. My man got drunk and started trying to barter. So he's like, I'll give you, I'll give you three dollars for it. Because he was. asking for like 50 bucks and it's like some cheap champagne. He goes, how about three? I'm all,

why are you suggesting three? He goes, those are the only dollars I have. Like he's shooting big. Like he's shooting big. And he goes, don't worry. Every time I say, someone's going to take me up on it. That's tea. Nobody did. And that's a manifest. Support small businesses. No, the illusions of grandeur. Like Bootsie Bellow. We need that real bad. To pivot a little bit. Have you all watched the summer I turn pretty really quick? And y'all ain't going like this answer. I'm on, I'm hello behind. I'm on episode three. Okay, too. And of the new season.

Of the new season. And this is why. Because I think this happened after our episode, like, aired. Yes, girl. And, like, obviously, we were, like, expressing our team. I'm not really gonna, like, y'all. Which I feel, like, Voldemort's saying now. Oh.

And I'm like, y'all don't even fucking worry. Like, put your snipers away. Yeah, we filmed that a long, a while ago before the new season came out. Dude. So, like, I was going through, like, the. comment section. The comment section. And I'm like, y'all dead ass going to piss me off.

And I literally had to like, don't ever do that shit again because someone like spoiled it. And they're like, how could you be teamed this person and like going the fuck off on me? And I'm like, bitch, no shade. B, I T-C-H. But like, I didn't read that shit. Yeah. I'm watching it because I'm normal. And like I just like am enjoying myself.

In real time. And like I literally pay for a prime subscription so I can watch it. And they literally gave like a huge ass spoiler that happened in the book and I and then happened in the show. And I was like, so it made me like not want to watch it. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, I need to hurry up because I am giving FOMO about like not being able to like chime in with the combos. That's why I asked because I was thinking of that clip when we talked about it because when this new season started, I started getting tagged in that thing again too. But these bitches were trying to jump me and they still are.

Oh, still are. Girl, I, I was like, hey, they're fake, they're fake boys. And it's really giving me like, the history repeats itself for real. But like, as somebody who's not watching and all I'm seeing is like the discourse around it. And then I'm like seeing like, you post about it. Like I'm seeing like all the tea. I'm like, never forget. Like Edward and Jacob literally was tearing homes apart.

And it's just kind of like. And at least that was fun. At least that was fun. The way it was happening. It was awful. It was fun. And it was still, it was just still like so intense in the sense. that like you were really picking some shit.

Yeah, girls. Like, bitches were really like, a word. Yeah. A word. And it's like, oh, but I don't know anything about the series. So I don't know why everyone's so polarizing. But like, I just feel like it's weird to like base cast judgment on like a fake character. I agree.

Because I'm literally like, y'all, that's like Peter and Gale. Like it's not even like fucking. Yeah, no, I'm going to call you a fake feminist if your team Edward like, who gives a fuck? Who gives a rat's ass? They're all, they're fake and it's like kind of the point, like the point of love triangles, in my opinion is that they're morally gray. So it's like it's hard to choose, right? Like it's like, oh, everyone kind of sucks. And in this season, everybody fucking sucks like in this season.

And they're starting out fears. And I was like, it was funny because me and my sister like have been ranting about it more so specifically, not even the fucking show. Because I don't like Conrad and I don't give a fuck when anyone says ain't nobody going to convince me, bitch. and I'm even more convicted after the last episode. But that's besides the point. When that was happening, I was saying every time he comes on screen, I feel like that TikTok audio that's like, oh my God, bro. Get your ass on.

That's how I feel. Every single time. Well, I'm like, from what I've seen, I'm like, listen, like, I can get with y'all little grievances and whatnot. But I'm like, at the end of the day and like, I don't know, like, like whoever plays comrade like this has nothing to do with you but like your character dough literally has me like which i wanted to ask you have you been watching my life with the walter boys no and someone someone recommended that to me and i said well i feel like should i switch tracks because i'm like

well and my next my follow-up question would be is a 15-year-old white girl going to tell me to kill myself if i picked the wrong boy. No. Okay. That's all I needed then. This is what's tea about that show and why I've been watching it because it's so much easier to watch than the summer I turn pretty. Like low key, the reason why I've also been struggling with the summer I turn pretty like really like getting into it is like the emotional labor of like y'all are pissing me off like bad. And that's so real. I'm angry and I'm upset. Like I'm angry and I'm upset and I'm upset and I'm literally watching this on my TV and y'all are doing this on the TV that I pay for with like my subscription that I again pay for and it's like y'all. playing in my phone like y'all playing in my phone y'all literally playing in my phone where it's like my life with the walter boys like they playing in your they're playing on your tv but it's like at least there's like you know like acknowledgement i think for what it is because i think like the first season they

kind of were just like testing the waters to like put out like a show that's kind of like the summer i turn pretty esk um but i'm like i like that y'all lean into like what it is and the second season is so it's even like better okay too and like I don't know it's you might have convinced to me honestly it's honestly so good like I'm like really enjoying myself for what it is like it's like it's you know it got a little cheese it got a little corn that's the best that's what we liked about the summary from pretty in the beginning yeah I was like bring back cheesy corny I was like give it to me give it to me yeah yeah yeah and like it's just cheesy corny and like the best possible way I it's also deeper than like just the triangles and stuff like I don't know I

feel like they'd be hitting on some topics that i'm like honestly y'all ate with that that's why i feel about jinny and georgia like i do i do can i say no and you can say it you could say it jrini and georgia like low key this last season had me like shit i'm crying booze like that shit had me like really in here like like virginia and like period like virginia and jenny like i was like virginia and jenny like girl doesn't watch tv just like repeating shit like i was going to say Why, do you like any other shows? No, like, I'm genuinely, like, the only show that I watch consistently is, like, drag race and, like, docu series.

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buys, plus a free professional measure now during the spring Cyber Monday sale. Rules and restrictions apply. You guys see that? Wait, the one about the high school are getting bullied. Yes, I just watched it today ago. It was nuts. It was like, it was so nuts that even though I kind of knew what was going to happen at the end, I was still blown away. Oh, like, that's how nuts it is. Because, oh, can I like, I don't care, but I don't know. Well, the thing Have you seen? I saw a clip on TikTok.

Oh, then. Well, no, I saw a clip on TikTok about, I think I know what, can I, can I say? Yeah, I don't care. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. Well, I was like, this is why I wanted to watch it because I saw this, like, this girl posted a clip about it and I was like, oh shit. Like, that is like my, my shit my way. Like, I need to see what happened.

Yeah. Um, but it was like the mom. Yeah. Essentially was like bullying her daughter. For like two years. Yeah. Going on two years. Going.

Going. I can't even talk. And the shit she would say, I'm not even kidding. Like, at the beginning of the movie, it says all of the texts featured in this film are real. So they're verbatim text. There's one that I can't stop saying, which was like, my tits, his face. That's the text. Which she's bullying her daughter.

Literally telling her daughter to kill her. Yeah, like calling her daughter ugly skinny, all that. But like, whole other tea. Because the tea about that though, that had me like gagged and grouped other than it being like actually like, as like a true crime and like documentary watcher like rarely do they have me like closing the laptop like need to go sit and look outside for a bit yeah like oh like something like shifted yeah like like try like like literally try not to make like try not to like literally 2012 like literally reverse it cyber bully her back yeah like literally try not to like cyber bully challenge but i think where they

really like they gathered boots like they had me shook up is like i remember at the top i was like this gonna be one of the ones but then And they clocked my tea because rarely do you have somebody like so fucking wrong. Yeah. Like so wrong like with the like a like like the delusion to even like show up and talk about it. Wow. That's the show. And and the way she was explaining like, you know, we all, I'm sure some people drunk drive.

Oh, she literally was like, girl what? Because I got caught. Huh? Yeah, you damn right. You got caught. I know. I need to watch it because yeah. I saw I saw that clip and I was like.

like the mommy like like that's the mama seita like literally I was like what like a dog like literally like that I was like gagged and so it definitely that's definitely beyond on my list because I was like not I was only watching this one show that I started when I was like a kid essentially and I was just I don't know why it was like I need to start from the beginning because there's dead 15 seasons have you ever seen supernatural before my fiancee love supernatural and I'm like Send him a little d'ap for me. Like, the new Discord just dropped. But I'm like, there's 15 seasons, and I've probably seen, like, eight of them and then, like, kind of, like, fell off.

15 is crazy. Well, because that was that, it was, like, on cable. It was, like, CW. Yeah. I liked the Vampire Diaries. Loved that show. Once I got to Netflix, I was like. Like, in that, like, in that, like, in that ass, like, real bad, real bad.

I loved that show. Oh, yeah. And that's what I did with Supernatural for about, like, three months. So I didn't watch, like, any. anything else and I'm still like trying to watch it like she's not quite done. Get through. She's not quite done love. Um, and so I took a break like a tolerance break because I'm like, hey, too much of anything. That one's also scary as fuck. Even with the terrible graphics, it can be creepy. Oh no. And like it starts getting like fierce. Like I, it's definitely I was like just in a

season that was like low key like darkness. So I was like, okay, I need to like come up for air. Yeah. Like it was giving like the sopranos teas for a second. Like it was like, yeah. If you guys ever watched a great British baking show do you like that show yeah yeah yeah that is the only show I've kept up with like consistently every year since I was in college like almost going on 10 years I've been keeping up with that show religiously like my life depends on it yeah because it be getting you together yeah it's just that it's that we're really missing like joy like no for real that is a show where I'm like god life is so beautiful no literally dead ass like show up like be trying to eat British food like fuck it.

No, like y'amu fucking whatever. Literally sponge cakes with hundreds of thousands. I'm like, the last season when they, you know when they had that one American dude and he went out like week two. I haven't seen that, well, no, I haven't seen the last season. I need to watch. Oh, I'm sorry. They had an American though?

Yeah, one. And he was like an old ass dude. And he was low key my favorite baker, um, as short lived as it was. Yeah. Because there's nothing more American than me, to me, then going in that bitch and being like, it's hot in here. Right. He was like, fucking hot in here.

Was he from the States? Yeah, he lives in the States. Yeah, but he moved, I think, to the UK to marry his wife and then just lived there. So he has dual citizenship, I think. Because I was literally just telling my friend who makes cakes, I was like, bitch, you got to get on there. He's like in East Coast, like, old white dude.

Like, he's like a New Yorker or something. Yeah, yeah. Like, and it was so funny because he was getting too hot in the tank because they still don't have air. So he's like getting over stimulated and I think like about to pass out. And then he misses a week. comes back does like the first one and then he's like in there and he goes yeah i think i'm gonna go home no death i thought i was like my favorite guy i was like and that's my fucking american right there

he said it's too hot i'm out no dead ass he was like well because how can we focus in these conditions like let's be honest let's you all living like this no breath do something you're not do something there was like shit going down loki that season yes everyone was getting hurt and falling and like literally people were like passing out. It was probably hottest shit like, guys, like do something. I don't know why I'm like under the illusion that it's like always like because it's like it feels like it should be like during Christmas.

No, during the hottest summer months. Right. Like yeah. Because I'm like, let's run like a little Christmas bus down. They should have us. They should have us on like the celebrity version. If they. I've slutted myself out to them constantly.

I am like I am open for business. If you need me, I will be there. And I will literally like travel like like like literally like no I'm gonna be in the carry on folded up like just like just put me through TSA just put me no literally bringing the hundreds and thousands. Bring them bring them bring them bring them front and center. Okay. I have some fun facts for y'all. Okay. Are you guys excited? Are you ready? Hell yeah.

It says that Dom and Maya first met outside of a club after a night out. Yes. Is that true? Does it love at first sight? Yeah. Yes. It was giving like blasion love at first sight. I was literally like, I was like, too or false?

Are you Filipino? No, that's exactly what happened. Two truths and a lie. I'm Filipino. No, and I was like, what? Oh, okay. Like, yeah. No, but I was like, no, I'm not.

So period. Oh, but like since then, you know, we've been locked in type of shit. Half Japanese. My is half Japanese. Yes. And I'm half. Yeah, I get it. You know what I mean?

You said two dumb bitches are saying exactly back in. Right. Yeah. Literally. Like, I was just repeating each other like, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, that's true, though.

This is true. Domit says you used to work at Nordstrom. Oh, yeah. And how was that? Honestly, so my first ever job, like, when I was, like, a child, 15. I'm like, um, which is a child. I worked at QuickTrip, which is, like, a gas. It's kind of like Wawa, if you know, into Wawaas.

It was like, that was like, scrub the floors. Like, literally that was like, no, literally that shit was like the orphanage. Dad. Oh, Tuesday's giving Annie. Yes, it was like, it's a hard not. Like, literally, like, grown-ass, like, trucker men, like, yelling at me. Like, it was crazy. Yeah, because what the hell?

So when I went, like, who are you 15 working a quick? And we had no breaks. Like, they don't, because they're like, you could just take a break whenever you want. So they're like, there's, so there's no, like, one hour break or, like, 30-minute break. There's no chairs. So you can't sit down and you work, like, dead ass sometimes eight-hour shifts. Like, and sometimes they'd be 12 hours if, like, someone showed up,

late so you have to it was it sounds illegal it was that really does and so they'll be like no there's you can't sit down you if you need a break just take one but there and the it's just like if everyone stinks no one stinks like if we tell them there is no breaks you take breaks whenever you never take break you know you never take why would you take break and like I did that job because it was like they were paying fat like minimum wage at the time was seven dollars an hour oh and I was getting paid there was going to be a teen at the end I was like oh right so yeah in the sense that. And they were paying me $11 an hour.

So I was like, period. Like I don't IDC. But I feel like that made me like, like literally I came into like I came into Nordstrom like the salty spilitude like like like. Like spit into a cup like I was like, hardened like literally hardened. I was like this ain't girl I'm a full some clothes and like this is an air conditioner department store. No literally I was like girl I'm going to sell you a little tank top like one too. And then yeah.

when I moved to LA, like transferred my job out here and worked in customer service. And that was going back to Quitra. I was like, girl, you don't, you haven't see my tattoo. No, the Nordstrom at the Grove, like they had the spit cup too. Oh, girl. I literally had like my anchor tattoo like all my arm. Like I was like dad asked the salt you split through and like this. Y'all don't know my backstory.

Like y'all ain't about to get me. Did you like, were you good at retail? Yes. I actually like, I feel like you'd be wonderful at retail. Oh, sometimes I miss it really. bad. Like some I've in the past like still with this job I'm like I don't know like work at a the thrill yeah yeah and it's just like I don't know you meet like really like cool people and stuff like I don't know it was like nice the human interaction yeah that is nice yeah when you're when you're

home in your crate now all the time you start feeling insane dude heavy on the fucking crate bro like real bad I was telling my therapist like not too long ago I was like I really truly believe I'm developing agoraphobia like I really do think it's becoming a real thing for me because when I'm outside for too long, I'm like, I got to go back in my crate. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go back to the crate. I'm sprinting in my own front door. Bootsie.

That's super real real bad. Maya says you started taking ballet lessons when you were three years old. Well, yes. I'm like, yeah, no, yeah, actually, I was literally doing ballet for the first like 20 years of my life type shit. Damn. So, you know, like stand up a little straighter, like do a little one too. Missing that.

Missing that. We'd love to come back to that eventually. You know what I mean? What got you into ballet? Just funsies and then took it seriously? I guess, like, as the story was told, because I was, like, three. So, like, I don't really, like, remember that. But my parents said that I, like, just wanted to, like, dance.

And I kept being, like, I want to dance, I guess. I was like, I want to dance. So make it happen. Yeah. And they, like, made it happen. And then, I don't know, it was like, one of those things where I was just, like, you know, ballet be fierce. Like, maybe, like, training you boots, like. You know what I'm saying?

Like, the salty split tune. For real, talk about a real salty spaltoon. I love watching ballerinas on TikTok. Yeah. Love watching them. Because to this day I'm like, no, y'all are taking it. You said don't make me dust them off and get in there. No, seriously.

But it's like, I don't know, it's like one of those things like, I don't know, I imagine it's like skating or something where it's like you do it so young that like I didn't realize that it was like a conscious decision, I guess until I was like much later in life. Until I like went to college and I was like, oh like yeah, I've been doing this my whole life. Like I don't know. But I would love it. Oh, T. And like, luckily I didn't get too much, like, ballet trauma

because I, like, know that's like a real thing. But, um, yeah, that's my shit. Okay. T. Uh, this one says in 2018, Dom posted this photo of her and Tyler the creator in matching Cheetah prints below. Okay. Do you want to know the backstory of that photo?

I would love to know. I never want to tell it online because, or I'll tell it here because this is like a chill space. But I'm like, I never want to get on TikTok and be like, do you want to hear the backstory of this photo of me and Tyler because I'm like one day when I see him again I'm literally going to be like he's like on some daff up yeah like on some daff up shit I don't want him to be like damn why'd you like air me out cry so what's really crazy is I've low-key met Tyler like a million times throughout my life just because I'm a super fan like genuinely and in that year was what was that album flower boy yeah

and I had like gone to L.A went to camp Flognaw went to the store and I had had a like green hair and he was like oh like he like pulled me and was like let's key and we were like keying in the store and he was like oh you're like sick as fuck can i take a photo of you and just took like a photo of my face and i was like in the photo like dead ass like let me like get my chin right so then after that i was like okay that was like random but hella cool and then my friend had moved to l.A like a month later and she ran into him at the melrose like flea market And she like, face-timed me and was like, look, it's out. And he was like, oh my gosh.

Like, I remember you. And he was like, don't, like, remembered my name and shit. And I was like, waity. And then he was like, oh, where do you live? Where do you live? And I was like, right, right, right, right, right. That was it. And like, through the dude.

And that way, had me like, oh, that enough. Literally, I was like in Arizona, like trying to make it out the show. Like, I was like, I need to, like, get out of air. Just came back different. Like, literally get me out of the suburbs challenge. Like, I was, like, losing my. mind so that like really like had me like one day randomly wake up he DMs me on Twitter and just says hi and I was like like literally I was like and obviously I'm like

losing my mind like I'm like why'd you give me hi like whatever and like the golden days of Twitter like I know because like literally just be like hey especially him on Twitter too oh yeah boots yeah so then he had he had like one he was like nominated for a grammy or something like that and I was like congrats on your nomination but he didn't see it and then he was in town for um a show and he used to play this really small venue in mesa and I was like loki still surprised he was like playing at it but he did and I got a ticket and I was like hey like I have this like really cool cheetah jacket he had like cheetah hair at the time and I was like if you want to like take a photo

like let me know it looks so sick with your hair he ends up responding on Twitter and literally being like, oh my gosh, like, yeah, like, let me know when you're here, like, I'll have someone come grab you. Sorry, and I get shook talking about it. I love that, man. I love my man. He literally, we like, go back there. His, like, security guard grabs me.

And he's like, oh, I have a jacket, like a cheetah jacket, too. Nice as. Yeah, for real. I get my cheetah jacket. He gets his cheetah jacket and we flick up behind the stage. And he's like, hey, love that. you. Daps me up.

Little like one, two. And he's like, the photo was tea, right? And I was like, hmm, this hell of tea. Like, what? And he has his show and then like, that little one too. Nine months later, you had Maya. No, I'm like, like, that's Papa.

Like that's literally like we. And that was one of the first things that we really peed about too is like, you know, we studied from the house of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My sister showed me Tyler because she showed me,

Loiter Squad. Yes. Oh. And that's my team. There's a whole dissertation. No, that's like, that's our shit. That's so specifically your guys is niche.

Like that is like your. In a very fierce way. Yeah. Like just the thought of Loiter Squad like as a concept. I'm like damn guys like whatever happened and just like fucking around like they really said yeah. Yeah. I know for real.

Like if somebody did that for us like. If someone let us off the leash like that. I don't even know. You got to show me the fence line. Otherwise I'm going to run. Oh. Well, and that's what they did. And that's why now they'd be like.

What? And now we're scared to talk about two fake white teenage boys on the internet. It's very different vibes. It's very different. Yeah. No, for hell. As hell. Well, thank you guys for coming and keying with me for like what feels like 20 minutes,

but also a lifetime. Yeah. And thank you for having the memories of a life. Oh, the memories that will never leave our soul. It's serious. Like I'm like, oh, you don't feel like spend the night. No, literally right. I'm like, so there's no bag.

Right. Right, okay. Like this lady boy, like, with the recline. No, but thank you so much for having us. Like, I fucking love y'all. No, and we love you boos. Funniest bishops.

Like booty bellow. I sing your praises everywhere I go. Every time I talk about y'all, I'm like, Dom and Maya, love them. Oh my God. Y'all know that, like, Drew, you and Dason, like, are literally my fucking sisters. No, like, that's twin men.

And, like, you're just, like, literally one of, like, my favorite people ever genuinely. And I'm like, y'all, this is, like, big ups on Drew because I feel like so often you meet people and like they be switching up on you or like they aren't who they are like how they show up online is not how they show up in person but you are like you and your family are that ex-tet like for sure thank you I fucking love y'all and that's why we got together and had Maya so we had to keep growing the lineage the family well thank you so much for coming for the maybe two people that don't know where to

Find y'all. Where can everybody find you? You could do personal and upstairs. Um, so I GGI or I like put our name in gold. Put our name in gold. Um, upstairs neighbors pod the clips. Upstairs neighbors podcast, YouTube and our clip audio. Uh, y'all. Don't worry. Turn it all the way up. You're okay. We're in four K now. We're in four K now. Um, and TikTok is the same as IGE. Bootsie. Upstairs. Pod. Upstairs neighbors pod. Um, and then my IG that, you know, I just be trapping on there. I used to be thirst trapping. Dom Roberts instead of an E.

It's an X. And my other Thirstrap account is TikTok, Dom not a teen mall. Yes. Period. You can find me on. I feel like we've been said this in so long. I'm like, yeah.

My Instagram is Maya Moto with an underscore. And then my TikTok that I, as you all know, delete like the majority of the time. But you can still come key is Maya has a TikTok. Oh my God. Now have a YouTube channel or something. I actually don't remember. It's just know that it exists and like I don't know and she'd be posting consistently. I just post like blind box like pin blind box videos right now like I just don't know

I love a mystery pin videos I don't know if anyone cares um like Disney pin videos up for real I'm so into watching that right now. Oh. Oh honestly y'all need to like get into like get into this too. Megan the magical millennial oh balls deep in that shit oh I'll tell you what I'm keeping her lights on. No I'd be literally falling asleep like And WDW Kevin

Shoutout Florida Taking it Taking it With the pin content Bitch I'm about to be at the pinboards Like he told me that shit fake We got to go

He told me what fake look like You're going to get me I'm in this too like Yeah I'll take it We got to go to Disneyland together That reminds me We got to do it together Praise

And I never was in the back I'm not even kidding, buying my, like, pass. Because they just, they just, like, relaunch it again. Oh, T. Oh, we got to go. You know I got to take y'all. Oh. Let's go.

We have to roll together. Oh, period. We're literally. I have to watch Maya Pintrade when we go. I can do it. I'm like, and Wessa, like, watch my parents do it. Like, I'm like, oh, y'all thought, oh, y'all thought I ate. Okay.

Let's look at the tree. Because I'm like, I have plans for us. It's perfect. Oh, yeah. We have plans. We'll pencil that in. I'm like anyway. Thank you all so much for tuning in to this episode of the comments section.

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