The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - COMMENT SECTION: ALL STARS Ft. Leo González

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

The time has come for another ALL STARS EPISODE!! Critically acclaimed and incredibly famous guest Leo González returns to the show to compare hot sauces and complain about seafood with Drew. They also talk about Leo’s acting debut, straight men with tiny mics doing misogynistic street interviews, the time Leo watched his neighbor give away his food delivery order on camera, why mayo made Drew cry, Popeyes, and so much more. Drew: linktr.ee/drewafualo Leo: IG / TikTok For sponsorships/partnerships, email [e-mail]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This guy, this other extra, was like, you're not supposed to have a script. Like you stole it? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, yeah, they gave it to me. They don't give scripts to extras. Yeah, I don't know why they gave it to me. He just bent immediately. Yeah, I don't know.

You're right. Please don't tell on me. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite. Everybody knows me. Who cares about me? On to the guest. Today we have an iconic All-Star episode. episode bringing back one of my faves, well, your guys' faves, not mine.

Leo Gonzalez. I just had to throw that in there. That was good. No, I wasn't to tell you when I went to Hawaii after the last episode and so many people came up to me and they were like, you were on that girl show. Can't remember her name. You were on her show. You're so funny.

You saved it, babe. She was like, oh my gosh. Hopefully after your episode of become Spotify exclusive. The head of Spotify, Mr. Spotify, watched our episode and goes, get that guy in my office. How you been, babe? I've been good. You skyrocketed my career. I bet I did.

No, no, for real, for real. And you're welcome also for last time. But because I think we're like, you know, scratching back. That's true. But I've been good. I know like everybody's like oh my gosh Ozmpic's working it's not OZempic

It's not OZempic Yeah we were really filling out the chairs last time I know Both of the girl No We're like did the chair get bigger Yeah Now look at me I'm like I'm so tiny

Oh my god I can put both my knees up Yeah I can criss cross I didn't realize that Actually last time Was I like this last time? Last time you had the pillow on your on your lap

Okay true You insisted on having the pillow That's the only reason I brought it up It's because you said I need something For my lab Hold on Wait This is such a violent star

Oh my god Well not anymore Not anymore baby Also really quickly before we move on There's other guests that you've had Since me That not a joke suck

suck like they just were like like what do you just like don't get it I didn't get it I didn't get it I didn't get it so I'm happy that you made this choice back every choice since you has been a mistake but now I know

I know are these bigger cameras than last time I don't know actually I do know it was in this video oh you remember the pillow though That's crazy. Because I remember telling you, oh, you don't have to have that. And you were like, no, it's okay.

Like you insisted on holding it for whatever reason. Well, not anymore. Now we don't need it anymore. Was this Caleb's mug? I'm sure it was. All the guests have shared the same mug. I don't know if they know that. Hasn't been washed since.

I was like three lipstick colors on this. Even Miss Chappelrone. So there you go. She's a relic now. She's a famous, a fossil. I'm so happy that you came back. Honored that you came back. Obviously, when I had Brittany and Caleb, that was my first all-star episode.

Oh. Oh, actually. Good thing you brought that up. I would love to talk about it with you. A lot of people sent me the clip because I wasn't tagged. Which was wild. A lot of people sent me the clip. I think was it Brittany that mentioned me?

Yeah, Brittany was like, all we need is Leo. Right, right, which a lot of America can agree. And then Caleb was like, yeah, of course.

Your face? I was like, you were like, should we build the wall? Like, it was just very, like, you're like,

can I get the, no, like you were, no, I was disappointed in, no, I actually made a joke

saying that, I had your face on wanted signs all around here to make sure keep him off the And I heard that part. Yeah. And I heard that part. That was my contribution to them say, we need Leo. So next time. Yes, in prison.

That's where I need him. That's crazy. Like father, my, my, what I was thinking, though, was my idea would be like we could all do an episode of the four of us, not for this. But like, no, this is, this would be great. This would be great. But I think like we should do like, you know how sad? Meyers does a day drinking.

That's a wonderful life. We should do, um, not drinking, but like... A hot dog eating competition. The four of us. No, like microdose. Do you do that?

Can I hear that? Oh, like shrooms? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Micro. Micro. Just a little. Yeah.

Just a little. Racist number two. How do you know? I speak Spanish. Do you? Yeah. Not very well. That's okay.

But I can understand it better than I can speak it. Okay. Like every, I'm sure most people say that who speaks Spanish. Yeah. Let's move on. I know more Spanish than I do someone. Really?

Shocking, yeah. Oh, that is. I know. Oh, shocking you said. It's shocking. Disappointing to my ancestors. Well, that's what I'm saying. Well, I'm glad you cleared that up for me.

I'm so happy that you're back. You've been on a meteoric rise. I'm so happy for you. Since then. Yeah, since then. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you.

What have you been up to lately? What's new with you, Mr. Leo? Last time I came, I was heartbroken. This time I'm much more heartbroken. Different person. You said double it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, it's me.

Damn, if I had known. Damn, really? But no, I mean, I've just been trying to stay busy, waiting on a certain book to come out. Period. So I can show up to New York. No, I just, I've been acting a little bit. Yes, you have.

I know I was going to, I wanted to talk to you about that. How was your first acting gig? By now it's like the fifth. Your first one, your first legitimate one. The first, like big, big money one where you were like, oh my God, oh, I'm not, there's no money for me. No, but like when you're on a for real production, like set and everything, that shit's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. I did a movie That sounded kind of cool I wanted to do like a You know how like on late night show And then Liam Neesitt You just keep taking drinks in between the good parts And he

Yeah No I'm just kidding No but I did a movie back like Well I was in the little part I didn't do a whole movie Back in like April or something like that that. It's like, it's going to be really cool. I didn't, I can't talk about it, but it's really cool. That one was like crazy because I did a Hulu show last year. That was super, it was like the perfect way to start off.

Totally. Because they were such a, like, family feeling. Like, it's cold in here. It's really cold. It's cold. They turned that up for us. Yeah. No, I like it. I like it. Me too. My AC got fixed yesterday after three weeks. You were three weeks in the summer without Yeah

Well I was like in Canada and France But yeah when I got back I was like Because I get mad When I want to talk Anyways When you're hot When I'm hot I get so mad

Me too No does she I get mad Like I'm in a bad mood Like when I'm hot and when I'm tired Like a baby Oh yeah Well no I grew up

So when I'm tired Like I get over it But no when I'm hot I'm like Well nobody gets It's fucking hot in this industry ever. Nobody sweats. Nobody is it hot in here?

Nobody. It's just me. Yeah. I always stand like if it's hot, like we can fix that. Like if it's cold, like you can put a sweater on. Like I don't know what you like, I don't care if I'm outnumbered. I know. I think that all the time.

I literally think like when we go on tour, we're like in a bus. Yeah. And like my in-house white people on my team get cold very easily. White people love getting cold. They love getting cold. That's their culture. It's colonizing and being cold. What the fuck you mean?

You're going to bundle up. What the fuck? Grow up. We told all of them, bring a fucking sweater because we're a majority rules family. And all of us run hot. So bring a fucking sweater, bitch. I don't know what to tell you. It's going to be cold in there.

Oh, that's so good. Okay, so you did the Hulu show. I did the Hulu show, which was such a good start because they were super tiny. It was really cool because Chris Estrada, who was one of the, the creators of the show, like his, like, cousin was, like, did, like, costume. Oh, cool. You know, like, it was stuff like that, which was really nice.

I don't know, they were just, like, they walked me through the whole thing, which is, like, really cool because, you know, I wouldn't have been able to do something else. Yeah, so you get, like, different kind of, like, perspective and access. And the food was so good that day. Period. They had, like, four different things, buffet. Like, four different types of food. The budget was crazy.

And so, so then I did this movie. later on with this action star and that one was so scary was it because I realized I was like

oh the other one was super easy because everybody was Mexican and so I was like at home and then I got to this and like they were not they were like like like

and it was really scary because I was like oh I don't know what to do with my faith because I never like learned to act I know it's like, what do you mean? I didn't go to Juilliard. Believe it or not. Self-taught.

Just abandon me. It's like a dire need for attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're working with a big, a white family on set? It was, this was like, it was huge. And we shot it like, I got there, like, I got that, like, I got like a 5th of the morning. Jesus. I was like, are we sure?

Sounds like me every minute No but yeah So that one was crazy And then I did like a TV show after that That was even better It was so I don't know It's been Are you doing a lot of in-person auditions

Are you doing like more so self-tape? No, it's all self-tapes I did one in-person audition For a Super Bowl ad And then I got it I got it And then I couldn't make it You know fame

And so like it was just like I couldn't It was just like too many but that one was so scary and it was all improv and it was imagine it on a Super Bowl day like all my exes all four

would have been like with their family I dropped them off I really fucked up on that one I've got a few auditions I did one self-tape and it felt like the most humiliating thing I've ever done I don't know why recording myself

in that sense and I think it's because the part I read for I needed someone to read the other lines, like, in order for me to react. You did it alone? No, I tried to do it alone because I didn't want anyone to watch me. Like, more specifically, my family, like, I could do shit like that in front of strangers, but it's, like, family that makes me, like, embarrassed for some reason. Don't know why.

No, well, let's ask them. I know, my family's always there. But I had my boyfriend, had to read them, and I was just so embarrassed, like, doing it in front. I don't know. There's something about playing a character in front of someone else. I don't know why that was making me feel stupid. And you know what's funny. I'll tell you what movie it was for after.

When I was talking to someone else, and I forget, we were talking about something. Oh, I was telling him about the role. And he was like, oh, that's so cool. And then he's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure they start filming it in July. This is in May, by the way. And I go, well, that's devastating to hear. I haven't heard anything. So I'm assuming I didn't get it.

That's devastating news. I have a couple calls I have to make. Hey, I have to go. I just suffered a death in the family. I actually have to leave immediately. I was so like, oh, when he said that scene, I was like, I did not. I actually, I didn't know that because they haven't called me because I don't think I got it. He's like, I just left sex.

He's like, I didn't see you there. I was like, oh, oh, that's, well, that's devastating to hear. Nice, love that. Oh, my God. I'm going to have to erase that off my LinkedIn. Uh-oh. A little premature on my part, that's on me. Personal news.

The Christmas letter is going to be really upsetting this year, real short. I just saw your video about you impersonating teachers at Disneyland. Oh, yeah. Why the fuck? I know why you were with the kids, obviously. But it's like I was watching it. I'm like, what fucking school let this bitch come and film skits? They asked for it, Drew.

I know now while you were with him but when I saw it was like, what was fucking school? Let this man come. Do you mind if I pretend to be an annoying teacher with your kids for a little bit? How was that experience? Yeah, it was so good.

It was so, you know, so yeah, they invited me a few months ago. It's an organization called Yes We Can World and they take a bunch of like refugee children. And I, like, the day was so fun. Everything was going so well. And then, like, and they didn't know who I was, obviously. No.

Because young demo. And I'm more for, like, the parents. And, like, people kept, like, coming up for pictures. And then at some point, like, the kids were like, who are you? And I'm like, all right, dad, let's chill out. First of all, change the tone. Yeah, yeah. and then they like I told them yeah I showed them my Wikipedia

you're IMD yeah yeah yeah that's one credit they're like they're old this gives me no information I still don't know who you are and then I showed them and they were like oh we should do it and I was like yes let's do it because never never like do I have an opportunity to do that yeah to do I just wish it was over a minute so I could have got money from TikTok but oh gosh But yeah, it was amazing. It was so fun. And you know what I hate is when I post a video like that?

And then I forget stuff in the moment. And then the comments are like, you forgot this. And I'm like, I'm trying. You do it. Yeah, well, don't. Don't. Don't know that's right. I went to the WNBA All-Star game this past weekend.

Where was that at? It was in Phoenix, Arizona. I know. Uh-huh. You like Phoenix? No, but I mean, just catching flights. Catching flights. I literally, we were sitting in the stands because I went for work shit like for the game.

And then obviously we watched the game and we're sitting there and bitch you would have thought I was doing a meet and greet. Like, first of all, I know certain areas where I'm like, I'm going to get recognized a lot here. I'm sure you know that. Like there's nothing but lesbians and women there. Obviously. I was like, this is like my. Oh, W. huh? Yeah, the W.

Yeah, not the NBA, the WNBA. Yeah. And so, like, I'm getting, like, lots of fans are coming up to me, even when I'm just sitting in the chair. So I'm like, oh, nice to me, nice to me. And then this one girl, she works for the stadium and works for the NBA. Or, like, I think she works for the sons and whoever plays there, whatever. And then she works at the stadium. She comes up to me. She's like, oh, my God, I'm a big fan. I was like, thank you, nice to me.

And so she kept coming and checking on us, like, she was, like, almost like a waitress. So she was like, do you guys need anything? Do you guys need food, water, whatever? And we were like, oh, water would be great. So she brought us waters. And we were like, thank you. She's like, oh, yeah, let me know if you need anything. I'm like right back here.

We're like, okay. And then she leaves. Halfway through the game, this mom that was like sitting behind us, she's like with her like 11 year old daughter and her husband. She's like, can I ask you a question? I'm like, sure. And she goes, do you guys like have like extra special passes or something? And I go passes because I'm like confused.

Yeah, yeah. I've had season passes for years. I've never seen them. bring water to a chair ever in all my years of coming again then she starts i felt like she was getting a little mad at me shady yeah it felt it felt shady and then i was like oh no i'm just like i'm just an asshole on the internet like that's that's always the awkward yeah like i'm famous i don't want to say it but like i don't know how else to explain especially to old people like older people, they just don't understand.

So that I'm like, oh, no, I'm just like, I'm an asshole on the internet. Like, that's, she just knows me and that's, she's a fan. She's like, okay, because I was going to say, I've literally never seen that before. Yeah, well, you did say. Yeah, you, yeah, I heard you. Right. And I told him, like, my boyfriend was kind of like, that seemed kind of rude. Like, I was like, it was very presumptuous when she asked me.

But then I told them, I was like, what if I just said, like, maybe you just ain't got it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might as well. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to flex on you hoes. I'm talking to her daughter. We're an 11-year-old daughter. Yeah, looking down.

It's always weird having to like, especially to older people. It's always talking about, um, who are you? Yeah. Like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't know what to tell you. Are you like somebody? Yeah, I heard that too. Yeah, it's always.

They're like, are you like someone famous or something? And I go, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When people come and they're like, um, can I get a picture I saw? everybody else taking one, so I'm like, what do you know? That's such a rude thing to say too. I've also gotten that too.

I love when they make it a point to tell you that they don't know you. Yeah. You're like, I mean, I don't even have TikTok. I'm like, okay, oh my gosh. You have fire dick. Like I, uh,

your cool point through the roof. Oh my God, I'm so glad you're not like other girls. Everybody else knows you. Yeah. I'm like, thank you so much. I've told my family I love when, it's very rare that men come up to me, like straight men especially.

If they do, most times they're with their girlfriend or their girlfriend is too afraid to come up to me. So they approach for her, which is always like them being polite. A guy did that to me at the WMBA game after. He goes, my girlfriend's a really big fan, but she's too nervous. Can you take a picture with her? And I was like, yeah.

So she came up and she's like, oh, I'm such a big fit. Like, she's so sweet. She takes a picture with me. She goes, also I watch your stuff like, if he ever acts up, I'm like, you better shut your fucking map. Like, she says it like that. And then her boyfriend goes, all right. And I know they fought in the car on the way home.

I know they thought. He's like, why would you say that in front of that fucking girl? Because he doesn't give a fuck about me. And then I thought it was funny that she did that. And he went, all right. He's mad immediately. Pipe down. Relax, bitch.

Like, the way it, like, caused her rift. I was like, well, great to meet y'all. The picture came out good, though. Thank you so much. I'm like, okay, don't tag me in that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I find it strange when people are so casually rude. Like, they're just like, oh, yeah, I don't know anything about you.

I never have social media. I never go on TikTok. I honestly am so busy, so like I just don't have time. Can I get a picture? What the fuck? Like, I don't need the monologue. Like, whatever you're telling me, that's for you. That's not for me.

Girl, like, I don't give a shit. I love when people like, you know, obviously say like the nice stuff, but then there's like the other people like that. who just like make it a point to tell you like I also kind of don't think you're that funny like or like sometimes like what I get a lot because there's a certain comedy guy on TikTok who we're built the same like like Michelin man and he um so a lot of some people will be like where's one of the characters in his videos like they'll say that name and I'm like and I just go with it yeah and then but they like milk they're like 10 minutes

it's in and they're like, oh, and then this one, and I'm like, oh. You're starting to lose track because you don't know. I'm like, I don't even watch this videos, man. Just take the fucking picture. I'm assuming. I feel like because I did, because I had Chaplin, like,

obviously there are people like who have no idea who the fuck I am, but they obviously love her. And so I had people coming to my fucking, to my page. Like, you're going to my fucking TikTok, which means you're on TikTok and you saw like it from me. They came on And they're like, yeah, I don't know who the fuck this is, but I guess I'll watch it because I love Chapel.

Like, okay, thanks for the view, bitch. Like, that fucking helps me. Like, I had some people being like, I don't know, I just feel like Chapel got cut off a lot. And like maybe you were, and I literally wrote to someone, I go, if you're only a fan of Chapel, that's fine. Unfortunately for you, on my show, you're going to have to hear me talk to. Sorry to say. Like, that's my fucking job. Like, I don't sit here and just ask questions I didn't.

right because I don't know who you are and then I just sit and listen to you talk at me for 30 minutes. I'm like, have you guys ever had like a human conversation? Because that's typically how it works. You just talk to each other. And I'm like, people are so weirdly rude, but they like still want to be kind of nice to you because they know you're connected to other people and like, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's annoying.

It's offensive. We're in that weird in between. Yeah. Yeah. It's like offensive sometimes. Oh, how is that person? And I'm like, it was my video. Like, I brought them in.

Yeah. Like, oh, I saw you do that thing with him. I'm like, yeah, it's mine. And you saw it on my page. Yeah, yeah. I know. Some people were like, I just don't know why she would go there. Like, I guess you're really lucky.

And I was like, bitch, I'm not Charlie Bucket. I didn't win a Danible sweepstakes. And then I got to fucking meet her. What the fuck? Like, it's just so rude. And I feel like it's because. We're that weird in-between. Like, they don't see us as real celebrities, which makes sense.

But then we're not, like, normal, just regular content creators either. We're, like, in this weird in-between. On that point. Let's hear the two. I love how... I did something with, like, three years ago where, like, the company that booked me, like, they had, like, I don't know, like, a security or something, like, take me. Okay, okay.

And so they put it online. like someone put it on TikTok and then people were like, all these like influence just think they're so famous to have security. And I'm like, I didn't book him. I didn't ask for that. Like that just came with it. But the point is like I love that. Like I'm not famous enough for that,

but I'm famous enough for you to just like drag me in the comments. Yeah, to know exactly who I am and where I came from. Like where my- It's only where you want it. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I know, did you get anything when you were when you were carpet? or anything, do you ever hear people be like,

why do you get to do that? Yeah, yeah. That makes no sense. Yeah, and I feel, I feel so, like, butt hurt. I'm like, I'm not trying to talk to it. Like, I'm not, like, at the table, like, hey, man. Like, I literally, like, I know my place. When I walk in there, I'm just like, I know I'm nothing.

Get to my stove. They hand you a tray, and they're like, get to service. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, thank you. Like, I know, like, I know my place. I know there's other, like, creators or influences who like, who act differently. You do that.

And I'm like, but it's not me. Like, I literally, like, I go to my area, my little part where I'm on the carpet and ask the questions. And then after that, I'm like, can I stay? Like, can I get a water? Like, I don't like. I was like, sorry.

I feel the same way. It's also like, you're just, you're so like me in so many ways, like especially as, like, how you move in the industry. But also, like, interviewers are so much more than just people who know things. So, for example, when I got the Oscars, a lot of people were like,

I just don't understand, like, she doesn't even post about movies. What the fuck does it have to do with interviewing? Like, believe it or not, they want someone who has chemistry with people and can talk to other people. Like, you'd be shocked at how some people are incapable of holding human conversation. You've been enough celebrities now. I say this joke with all my friends who work in the world. Like, they're weird.

A lot of them are weird. And when they're on a carpet, you got like two minutes max to get something really good out of them so they can put it in your cut downs or whatever. And so you have to be like, I don't know. good at talking to people. Yeah. And you're wonderful at talking to people. I am. That's true.

Right. They need chemistry. They need someone funny and engaging. They've been doing this. They've been doing the, like, in Europe. They went to Australia. They already have these questions. The same shit over there.

Yeah. So the cool stuff is like being on set, things people are so funny, you know? And we just were like really tight-knit. Like, no, they don't want them. They don't give a fuck, yeah. They really, like, and I feel like you agree with this, is that, like, they really, like, marketing is so much better when it's, like, it's almost has nothing to do with the movie. Yes, exactly. Because I think if I, if I watch something and I see, like, Lisa Kudrow on a carpet, like, I don't care what she's talking about.

You just reminded me that she has something out. Yeah, exactly. And I'm going to do that. I'm going to go watch that. Exactly. Absolutely. And, like, for me, it's, like, I think that. but I find that works for me is like I'm not going to, I'm not going to like worship them.

Yeah. But I'm also not going to disrespect them. Like I'm not going to be like too cool to where it's like we're friends. Like we're not. There's like a pure balance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because they like, they want to be treated normal.

But then they also like. But they also are stars and they also know that I'm a star though. Yeah. Yeah. Like when I did, I did the Argyle premiere and I asked questions. But one of my questions I asked them. I would pick a character, like a prominent character they played in something else. And the movie Argyle is about like a spy and he's like an expert in hand-to-hand combat.

So I was just like, who do you think would win in a fight? You or Argyle? And I was just like with John Sina. He was like my first one was like, WWE John Sina or Argyle. And then he's like, wow. Like he's like, he goes, but he has all those gadgets. I'm all just no gadgets. Just fist.

And he was like, obviously the invisible man. And they had a good time because they're like laughing and joking about something that's not a very canned question, they enjoy that. Yeah. And only we could do shit like that. Hello. Hello. No, I think that's what works.

I think that's what comes off as like, I don't know. I think that's what I would want if I were ever to like do a carpet and be interviewed. I think that's what I would. Manifesting. Well, speaking of the, oh, speaking of the Oscars, going back to the Oscars, you did red carpet correspondence for the Oscars for the Tonight Show. For the Tonight Show. How exciting?

How was that experience? You know, another Sunday was it? I don't know. Whatever. No, that was crazy. Yeah. I literally, I got the call that morning. Gosh, I think it was like 8 a.m.

And there were. Early riser. Yeah. Rise and grind. I was like, you could have waited. This could have been an email. I know. I know it's 11 a.m. your time, but it's 8 here, man.

No, yeah, they called me and they told me like, can you do it? I was like, yes, I can. Absolutely, yeah. And then they were like, okay, meet at this place. They're going to get you a suit and all this stuff. And I show up to, I show up to Hollywood Boulevard and with the producer. It was like a camera crew. And it was crazy.

Yeah. I know you're used to. But like, like for a little old me. Don't worry. You'll get there. Yeah. Did you? I used to think I had hunchback.

I have a fat back. Well, we're, um, I know I noticed that yet. It's just something to remind me. Um, but no, yeah, it was, it was wild. There are certain angles now that, like, when I get filmed by like big, big, big cameras, like, it's like a full, like I did a commercial recently. And when I was looking at myself and some of the cameras, I'm like, oh. Okay, so I'll never turn my head that way over again.

Got it. Got it. I just released it. I released it. that idea, especially coming on your show because, like, I'm facing, like, this is not a good thing. This is to see if the camera was there, then

we'd be, or if the chair was like this. But I get it, not my show. I released it, though. At the Oscars, when I did the Oscars, I had a wig on, like a half wig, so it was like a short, because I wanted to do short hair. And I remember thinking, like, okay, when we were doing the wig, like, my hair makeup artist was so nervous because he was like,

I'm like laying awake for the officers like it makes me nervous a little bit because like I have so much hair and like a widow speaking and he knew I was going to be standing there all night. So when they put me in the press pit, they initially told me I was going to be standing outside the presbyt which I'm like, okay, that's cool. Then when they put me in there, that shit is a pig pen first of all. Everyone's shoulder to shoulder literally like sardines were all just like packed like this. The camera's directly behind me and I was like I don't even want to know what the back of my head looks like. Like I was just living in fear. that whole night, I was like, oh my God, if you can see my lace or like the back of my head. I was literally thinking, oh, Lord, if you love me at all, you will make sure my wig is laid back there. Because then it's like all shoulders back and my fucking head. Like, it's shooting like this. Like, they were like, can you try squeezing in the frame more? I'm, where do you want me to go, girl?

Like, I'm a big bitch. So I'm like, I'm standing in like, then my tits are just really up close right here. That's all you can see. Yeah. Well? No, I hate. great because I'm like I was like you guys are not big bitch friendly yeah yeah yeah not even a little talk to Disneyland like I literally like when I'm there I have to ask questions like this

because I'm like I'm not showing you my back I just some carpet for the movie with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Anderson and when they came they were coming up I was like pleading with the guy because it was Netflix and like they're yeah they're company that they hired to film it. And I was like, please come over my shoulder. Like, please. Please don't put my back on camera with Jennifer Amison, please. And then he was like, so I'm going to stay right here.

I'm like, point five! I know. Dude, someone needs to give them a point five. The way it's disrespectful. I was like, if I'm not a hundred and nine pounds, then I'm going to look humongous. I was like, oh my God. I'm horrified. I always tell them at the car.

I'm like, can you just put me at the end? At the very end of the line, that way, I have a little more, like, you know where they have, like, the decorative tree. I'm like, I'm fine, I'll share. I was like, these cameras and angles are so fatphobic. I was like, all of you are so, you're so disrespectful. When I did Black Adam in New York, I asked them ahead of time, I was like, are my, is my full body going to be on camera? Because I wanted to change shoes so I could stand in a flat shoe. And they were like, no, like, when you're on the live, like, you'll just be in a flat shoe.

And I was like, you can be in a flat shoe. I said, okay, perfect. So I had like a platform sandal and my feet are showing because I have like a dress that shows my feet. And so me and it's me and Chris Holson and we're live. Like in Times Square, it's being broadcast on that giant fucking screen in the middle of Times Square, the live. And so we have, they're like, oh, banter, banter like in the little earpiece. They're like, oh, you guys got a vamp for like two minutes. We're like, okay.

So we're kind of just keying like, oh, what are you wearing? What do you wear? And then I go, well, I was like, well, I did have shoes on, but I don't have them on anymore. the cameraman to my feet. I'm like, I mean, and I'm gonna Chris. Chris goes,

oh, and they're on camera because you can see them on the, my feet on the fucking screen, bitch. I said, you're gonna put my dogs

on there like that. And I was like, okay, well, go ahead and pan back up. That's disrespectful. Anyways, I was like,

I didn't know the cameraman was misogynistic. What the fuck? Thank God I had a petty. Like, imagine if I, if I didn't have time

to get a pedic or something, my feet just on the fucking screen. No, I would as, I just like, what do you? Please don't do that. Oh my gosh. I just like curl my feet in immediately.

Under the carpet. Have you been asked to do any singing roles at all? No. Dude, sometimes I don't, I don't know if I just look like I can sing or maybe they're just assuming. But sometimes I'll get things and they're like, and you can sing, right? No. You can't? let's try it.

I always tell people, I'm not, like, I'm not tone deaf. I just can't sing. Like, it almost is like, if I sang, it would just sound like someone trying really hard. It wouldn't really sound good. Do you do the, um, when people sing, when people sing.

You're getting embarrassed, right? And they go, and, ah, like, you know, they do that little thing, like the little, like, rasp in the beginning of every, I can't even think of a song right now, but... No, I don't sing at all, like, ever in front of anyone, because I can't. I feel like I should make that clear.

No, I think you can't. I feel like you're doing that right now, and then, like, we wrap this up, and you're, like, in the green room, and you're like, and I... Whatever you said, I sound like Halsey? You're singing cursing. You're singing in cursive. Like white girl curses. You know what I mean? We passed by, you're like, I am in trouble, I'm an I-D-A-D.

Never shout, now like that. Dude, that's even more annoying than not being able to sing at all, I feel like, for me. Speaking of that, the TV show that I did, they called me in super early, like hours before I had to do my role. Yeah. And they had me, they were like, they didn't know what to do with me because, like, they realized they had me two or, like five hours early yeah damn and so they're like why don't you just like walk around in the back and and I'm like okay and so like it's an extra yeah okay like to like set up your speaking scene and I'm like okay and then I'm like I'm like walking and like I am I

was playing like a you know those like the servers that are at the events we go to that have the trays yes yes yes yes yes And so I'm, like, walking around and, like, and I don't know how to be, like, I don't know how to, like, act, like, quietly. And so. Again, attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Need it. And so I'm, like, walking around, and I was, like, with extras, and I'm like,

I'm like, anyways, we shoot it for, like, two hours. I don't know why that long. And by the time that, like, and then, like, in between takes, I have my script because I'm, like, going over my actual speaking. And then this guy, this other extra was, like, I don't know. you're not supposed to have a script. Like you stole it? And I'm like, oh, yeah, they gave it to me.

They don't give scripts to extras. And then, like, I'm just, like, not a confrontational, like, I don't know what to say. So I'm like, yeah, I don't know why they gave it to me. He just bent immediately. You're like, yeah, I don't know. You're right. Please don't tell on me.

And then once it was time to film it, they're like, okay, you know, they called me and I went up there. And he was like, wait, you're an actor? and I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. I should have told you. I thought you were one of us. I'm like sorry. Anyways.

When I worked on that commercial, that was the first time I had ever worked with extras. And I worked opposite a really, really famous person. And so when she came, everyone was like super geeked and excited. And like, I've never worked on a set that had extra. So I don't know what the protocol is for extras talking to talent. And like, not me.

I mean, the really famous. person next to me. And so a lot of them were like trying to cut up with her. Like they were like, I'm really big fan. Like, uh, and she was so sweet. She was so kind. She was so respectful to everyone. But there was one guy that I could tell was like working up the courage to talk to her. Like he's like, whatever I say, I got to knock it out the park because it's, you know, that's who she is. Like she's just so fucking famous. And so he comes up to her and he's like, hey, that face you made in that last scene, you looked like. when, and I can't say the other part of what he said because it will give away who it was,

but he basically referenced something that she had been a part of years ago, and it had happened to someone she knew, and it was really embarrassing for her colleague. And then he's like, and that shit was so fucking funny. And he was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, he's trying to, like, relate to her. Like he, and then she looks at him and she goes, I don't find that very funny. That actually caused her a lot of pain and trauma. And so yeah, I'm not really going to laugh at that because that's not very funny.

And then she just goes, bitch. The way I was like, her and I are shoulder to shoulder, right? And we're like leaning there's extras all around us. I literally churned to my right. And I'm going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like looking at like, holy fuck, it's awkward. Like it's so, and then there's an extra on the other side of me that's going. He's uncomfortable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when he was trying to like, like laugh, like save it. He's like trying to, he's like kind of trying to key with the girl next to him. He's like, yeah, yeah, you know. After she said that shit, the other girl goes, don't put me in your shit. Like, she immediately turns her back to him, abandons him entirely. He's all by himself. And then she doesn't say anything.

And the producer comes up, gives us a couple notes, leaves. And then she goes, I'm sure you didn't mean any harm. But I don't think shit like that is very funny, like at all. And he was like, I didn't mean any harm. I didn't. Like he's like so humiliated. Oh my gosh. He's also like in his 50s, mind you.

And that's not me being mean. Like he actually is that old. And then after that, didn't see him the rest of the, he just left. And then I heard another extra leader going, she was literally going, he's like really upset. Like he's like crying and all that. And I'm all about what you chose to say to her. And so like after that, I changed the subject because it's awkward and we're standing next to each other. And I'm like, oh, girl, like, I don't know how you're running in those heels.

Like, your feet was hurt. I'm telling my agent the story after. She goes, I told you I should. have brought your sandals because if your feet hurt because I had heels on I go Alex my feet didn't hurt not the boy I was like it was fucking awkward I was trying to save it I said my scene partner's in a bad mood now like who I was like her and I have to get along and so after I kind of like helped her relax a little bit I was like you know I saw that guy working up the courage and that's what he chose bummer and she started laughing and she goes I just like I'm 41 I don't find that shit fucking

funny and I was like and you shouldn't queen period and And then I started keying with her and I'm like, she goes, maybe I should have been nicer. And I was like, I think you were perfectly fine. In fact, I think you should have been rude her. And then she started laughing and then I was like, his loss is my gain. Now she's my friend. She loved me after that shit. I was like, thanks, man, appreciate you.

Imagine if he would have kept going. And he would have been like, is that right? Because he was kind of like, after her and then she was like, I don't find that very funny. That's when he was like, I'm going to try to figure out who that is because you gave us plenty of clues. Guys, comment below. I was shocked. I was shocked to my guard.

Have you ever seen anything weird like that happened on sets or with famous people? No, not really. I haven't been on how many sides, frankly. Neither have I. One of two I've been on. No, nothing. Listen, I was, you know, like my thing, whenever I'm on anything, like, I literally just try to stay out of the way. Me too.

And I'm just like, I know I shouldn't be here. Like, I know. And do my job. Yeah. I feel you. When I did that little thing in the movie thing, I, I was like in a triangle with the, like, two superstars. And I, like, I didn't think they were going to show up. Like, I thought that I was filming it with, like, their stand-ins.

Yeah. Because I'm like, what are you doing at 5 a.m.? And, like, completely, I was just like, I'm not going to mess up. like I don't want to waste your time. I know. I feel that way too when I'm opposite of them. When I was doing that commercial too, they had like a moving camera

that would like zoom in really fast and then zoom out. And for some reason, like there were at some points where they wanted us to like look around like frantically. So I would do that. And then sometimes I would just look directly in the camera. I couldn't stop myself.

And then like I would be doing this and that I'd be like and then I would do it for way too long and then I'm like, oh my God, wonder if they noticed that. And then the director would come out and be like, don't look in the camera. The camera's not there. And I'm like, oh, yeah, sorry, I did it twice and I felt humiliated.

No, when I look into the camera, I tell myself like, you're looking through it. I do the same thing that I would do to a person. Like, I'm committing now. So now I'm just like, and then I like go somewhere else and then come back just to be like, I'm not looking at you. That's smart. I need to start adopting that because I did it. Because then after he told me, I was, like, too aware.

So then I kept going like, okay, don't look there, don't look there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's like, well, face forward, just don't look in the camera. Oh, my God, I don't. Turn her back around. Yeah, I felt like a little kid. Like, I was like, I just couldn't stop myself from looking in it. But, yeah, I mean, you're so me.

We're such twins. Did you learn to act? Like, how, like, when did you? No, I mean, no, I mean, did you take class? No, I haven't. I want to. I want to as well. Yeah.

We should take some. Do you ever, okay, wait, this is probably something only you and I can relate on this. And if you don't meet me, I'm going to feel really upset for being vulnerable. Sometimes I look at acting and I'm like, I could do that. Like with no training. I'm like, you spend how much money? Like, I'll do it at home. It's fine.

And it's worse because of the things that we've booked. Yeah, that's what I mean? Where I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, well, wasn't that hard? I mean, it kind of feels like starting from zero and I'm already halfway there. So my just unbelievable arrogance. No, for sure. It's horrible because I feel so bad, but I'm like, if I got it, I got it. I don't know.

That's what I feel too. You spent how much? You went to Graeme, what? You went to NYU for that? Yeah, yeah. I was just an asshole on the internet. Look at me now. No.

I was like, I remember thinking this, I was like, I have to bring that up to Leo because I feel like that's so exclusive to you and I. Like, I'm like, I'll be fine. No, I feel that with like, with like, I did a standout and I was on stage in, I don't know, like New York or Canada. And like, one of some comedian, like, told me like, yeah, like, you know, it's like you usually don't get this type of stuff.

Like, you know, I've been doing this for 10 years. And oh, and then I, oh, I went to a, different stand-up show over there and a guy on stage in Canada recognized me and was like, this fucking asshole has been doing videos and now he's at the festival. I've been doing this for 15 years and I got like 15,000 followers on Instagram and I'm like, oh, sorry. I feel so bad. I don't, I don't, what's your trauma response like? I don't know what you like. Let's walk through what you do. Like, because like it's not like. Yeah, I feel. I, I feel. I, feel that so severely. It feels very like, like obviously you, you earned the right to be there,

but that's not how people at the same level or above see you, which is strange. It's awkward because I feel like the pandemic was, was such a like a reset. Yeah. So it kind of, I don't know if this is true, maybe it's not, but it feels like the rules kind of changed. Totally. Because I was like, I feel like, I don't know, I'm sorry, because I was talking to, do you know what Angela Johnson is?

Yeah, yeah. She was telling me when to, because, you know, we like, do more, like, emotional talking. And I was telling her, I was like, it feels like I cut in line sometimes. Yeah, I feel that, yeah. It does feel like, I feel bad. I'm like, man, people have been doing this for a long time. You know, and then she was like, yeah, well, I mean, you took the opportunity that you had.

Which they would have, too, had they had the same, you know. And also, I don't feel like it's too late. Yeah. Because I feel like Instagram and TikTok are such, especially. especially like Instagram right now they're fighting for their lives. They're like, they're like making it such a like, we're going to push your reels. Yeah, totally. Yeah.

So anyways. Well, that's, and you're so right about that too, because I feel like a huge difference too with you and I and other creators that are like us, which are people who are based in comedy and then like are moving into more traditional forms of media. Like the difference is like we know that we came from. the internet so it's not like we get there and we act like i'm like an oscar award winning actress i know why i got hired like it's it's for my dickhead jokes and like my following like i understand that but still we show up like prepared and ready to perform so it's like we also like our own

executive producers yeah exactly content so it's like why are you kind of like it's just a different format like you said like it's just a completely different format but it's all the same like trappings and even when i talked to caleb like about it i told you because Caleb had been trying to convince me to stand up forever. And I was like, ah, I was like, I don't want to find out the hard way I'm not good at that.

Like, which is like, talking to a full of strangers and they don't laugh. Like, that would be a nightmare for me. And he was like, but you are writing jokes. Like,

when you, when you film videos, that is you writing, like, you're just doing it off the cover. You're not like physically writing it unless you do. And he's like, it's all the same shit.

Like, it's, you're still doing the same thing. It's just in a different medium, which made me feel better about it. But I get what you mean, because you do feel, because my, I only did five. I've only done a very small, tight five.

And I did it at the Largo for Caleb, like, and I opened before Chris Fleming and then Caleb, which is crazy. And I knew the Largo was big, but then when I had Curtis Connor on, I talked to Curtis, and Curtis was like, the Largo was your opening five?

And I go, yeah, he goes, I haven't been able to book the Largo, I've been doing Santa for like eight years. And I was like, maybe you should get your money up then. Sorry. Stack my bread up player. We laughed about it, but he was like, that's crazy. That's so cool.

He was very supportive, but some people are not. Like, when you need people at that level, sometimes they're kind of annoyed about it. But I get what you mean about feeling guilty. I feel guilty about it too sometimes because I'm kind of like, well, just want you to understand. I know I'm a jester. I know.

I know. I know I'm a silly online clown. I know that. I know. That's okay. And I always have to make it clear, like, I know I'm not an actor. Like, I get it. Like I just like, but I could do that.

but I feel like that's also a part of it where I'm like, let me just say I'm not. Even though I know like fundamentally. It's kind of, I always think about, did you ever watch Drake and Josh? Yeah. You know the episode where he's playing, he gets cast to play the theater thug in that one,

it's like a little segment they do on the news or whatever. And he's so, like Josh is the theater thug. And he's so like, oh my God, I have to take it so seriously. He's like studying his lines and everything. And then Drake, comes in and he's just being a cool guy and he gets cast and he only says one line and then everyone recognizes him from the commercial but he's like you don't know anything about acting like I've been studying and everything he goes what is acting you show up you say some stuff you go home

that's I'm not kidding how I see acting yeah I know it's so much more than that I know I know I know no I I I is it I uh no because I'm like don't get mad at me yeah no I I I I just feel like and I don't know like if we relate on this but like I feel like like I've been pretending to be someone for a long time like I have to constantly like pretend not to be anxious yeah I have to pretend to be you know and I think like I like I grew up like living in like rough spots but like same yeah in church and so like I had to like and the church was like all white and so I was like in spots that I was like homeless going to that church. I was like volunteering inside.

So like my voice was always like in between two. It was like I can be, you know, multiple people. Speaking thoughtfully and then I could go outside with my friends, man, what's up, babe? And then like, you know, and then like I'm like, in church I'm like, oh, I'm straight. And then like I hear, you know.

And so it's like for me, I feel like it's also, it almost was just kind of like, yeah, I think I. Pretending, yeah. I pretend a lot. Yeah. Like, you want me to act like a heart, like a sad person? Yeah. Sorry, my agents are calling on.

Another movie deal. Who? And, no, so like for me, I feel like I'm, I was like, yeah, of course. Like, what do you want me to be? Yeah, absolutely. Because I can do that because it's survival. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

I feel like, too, taking the fear out of it, like the nervous, like when I'm just like, I can probably do it. I'll be fine. I just think it makes you less nervous. You take it up. That's such a, I literally thought about that. I think one of the things that I did like in New York, I was like, yeah, I could probably do that. Or it's like, I'll say yes. Yeah.

And like, I'm not going to worry about it. Yeah. I'm just going to go. And I pull up in the morning of, I'm like, speaking at the UN headquarters. Oh, shit, that was today. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I feel like I see everything that way and that probably helps because you're like less, you're less nervous. You take all of the like fear out of it than you could just enjoy yourself and have fun.

and that's where you shine, like, entertaining. I think also when you're, like, based in, like, comedy, you look at everything as a joke. Yeah. And I'm like... Like me just being there as a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Because it's like, if you did your research,

you would not have invited me. So, let's just do this then. You clearly... Whenever I do anything, interviewing, anything live, they always... They'll tell me a thousand times. It is live. So, you know, we do have to be careful of language and mindful of this and mindful of that.

And I know a big part of that is because of who I am online. They're like, they don't want me to go fucking brazy. And I'm like, that's kind of funny because like you already hired me and I'm already here. And if I wanted to, I could burn this bitch down. That's kind of funny. Like, even my manager was like, that's kind of funny. You're like keeping them on their toes a little bit. Like, I might go crazy or I'll do a good job.

I guess you'll just have to wait to see. I've never gotten that. Nobody ever comes in. They're always just like, you're good. They never send me up, I'm not a risk. Yeah, I am a big risk, but also high risk, high reward. Period. Look at me.

I do want to talk about some of these TikToks with you, though, because I love hearing you make fun of people. That always makes me laugh. Okay, so this is about, we're talking about straight men with tiny microphones who call themselves street interviews. You know the street interviews. Familiar. Oh man I've always said There's a special place in hell

For men who do street interviews Specifically with that cold white lighting And they're on like Bourbon Street or some shit Like they're always on the After the club? Yeah like after the bar They're like how many bodies It's too many bodies

Like on every You know I thought about that And I think like Is that legal? Like they're so drunk to consent I thought that too I also think that And no shit

Because when my friends does Uh-oh. And lovely videos. I love him, though. But I'm always like, because I know when I rarely, when I go out to West Hollywood, I wake up and I'm like, oh, I called people. You know, so like I wouldn't be okay with like the next morning being like, what did I say in that video? Yeah. Like that's so scary.

That's why I'm like, the street interviews I'm thinking of are so specific. of it because I do have friends who do street interview type deals, but they're always in the daytime and with consenting parties. Like, they're funny. But this, it's always men and they're only talking to women and they're being disgusting and weird. And I feel like some of these, I might have seen some of these, but let me see. This one is, on the street interview, man asks a woman, her body count.

See, I just fucking guessed. And that was exactly. She says, over 100 pounds, thinking he asked how much she weighs. Oh, I see. He asked her friend and she says 47. the guy high-fives her and then starts to hit on the first woman saying, I'm about to bag you, I'm going to take you home. She immediately gets uncomfortable and tries to keep it casual and funny for the video,

which like, shocker, men are creepy and weird when women are drunk and vulnerable. Shocker. Like, I'm shocked to my core. It says, this generation, they're so proud of their immorality. Does he mean immortality? The ability to die? Women's average nowadays is about 50. because that's not the truth, you add another 30.

Like women average 50 bodies. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a fucking ton. Dude, what the fuck? That's not a bad thing. That's just a really high number. That's a lot.

No, that's a lot. That is a lot. How old is a person? What's the eye? Let's take a head count here. You'd be busy as hell doing that. Like, if you just fucked one person a week to get 50, you'd have to do like nine months of,

fucking, or at least, no, 10. Who has time for that? Who has the time? I'm still a virgin. So like for me, like, I am. In the eyes of the Lord? I am. No, look.

No, I feel so arguing when people, because, you know, someone asked me that on a different podcast. This is, sounding shitty, but someone asked me on another podcast with my body count was, I was like, hey. Buy me dinner before you slip off my dress. Yeah, yeah. Geez. No, that's crazy. I fear those.

I can't go to anywhere where they ask those questions or any questions because I'm like, I don't want to do this. Like, first of all, call WME. If you want an interview. Fuck a bitch. I'll have my team send rates. How about that? Tea, though. Also, I just thought of something funny.

When we were at the Oscar Vanity Fair party or whatever party that was, the TikTok one. Yeah. And your friend that was with you. Oh, yeah, yeah. When he and I were sitting on the couch,

like we were sitting next to each other. And like, they kept bringing, first of all, they always bring those little plates. Yeah. I feel like they're only bringing them to me. Sometimes when I go to those parties.

Like when I went to the Beyonce hair party, like the way those bitches were only coming, they were coming straight to me. They were like, take it to that big bitch. Like, I know she'll want one. I'm not even kidding.

And like, like at one point I was like this feels pointed like I why have seven of you asked me if I want something at the Oscar party same shit right I felt like they kept going up to be but then we were I was sitting next to your buddy and then this guy came up with like um he had like two trays right and he was like do you guys want anything and we were both like no thank you and he goes well you'll probably really want these ones to your friend you should really try you'll probably really like these and there was Civece on that one and the other one was like it was like a wonton or something and he goes This one though, specifically, like, you should try this one.

And then he goes, I'm really okay. And then he leaves and I go, that felt racially charged. And he goes, I was going to fucking say, like, why is he like, you really should try these? I love that you said Robert's voice. I was going to say that. Because he's like that. I was just going to say, like, I thought I was like overreacting in my head.

I was like, why was he like, especially, especially this one? No, see, that's where you. and I are different because when they bring them to me, I appreciate it. I'm like, don't come here first. Well, let me get, let me be clear. I do take them. I'm just saying, why is it always straight to me? No, I make it clear. Maybe that's why I just keep taking it. Yeah, yeah. They're like, well, you like, they're like, that's and stopped you the last three times I came around, bitch. Shit. Now you're mad at me. I hate when I go, I hate when I say yes to them. Yeah. Because I, like, It's such an awkward moment when they're holding the tray and you're grabbing it

because like all of a sudden like you don't know how to work your hands. You're just like, oh, should I? I'm so full though so I'll eat like half of it. Let me just, yeah, do you have, I guess I'll do a napkin thing to you? And they're like. Their hands shaking. And I'm like, a vein in their forehead. Yeah, yeah.

And then like what they're serving is heavy. So the tray goes like this. I guess you make it. uneven. And I'm like, I should get the other side. Let me even it out for you. That's totally fine. I tell them straight at like from the beginning, I'm like, no seafood here, because I can't, you have seafood. Why? Are you allergic? No, I just can't have it. I can't. I can't. I refuse.

Like, it just makes you sick or you just don't like it? Like, it's just, um, disgusting. I guess it's the word. I don't know. I don't know how to say it. Sorry. Sorry, Long John Silver's, I'll do it for the check, though. My apologies, long john. Did you ever do a brand deal with someone that you didn't, you didn't, have you done any food? Yeah, I did Popeyes recently. Oh, me too.

Popeyes is so good. Loved them. Popeyes are so good. Yeah. Next quarter. And that fiscal money re-ups, let me know. New fiscal year coming out. Oh, because we're both part of Issa's thing.

Yes, we are. Look at us. They only picked three people and me and Leo were two of them, period. We see each other. We're always in the same room. You goddamn right, bitch. Did you ever do something with like a food thing where you didn't like it? Ooh, let me think.

I loved Popeyes. And I genuinely really did like it. Like I truly enjoyed it. No, that one we were filming that. I was like, I guess we got to buy two. Just in case, like, when you have bloopers. Just in case. I had some before I even.

Can we get biscuits? It doesn't cough. Get biscuits. Yeah, well, just get it just in case. Like, just in case. Do they have the lemon pie? Dude, my boyfriend told me the lemon pie is fire. Oh my gosh, I was just talking about this with my family once.

Wait, we'll go back to your story. But, like, I was selling them, like, a truly, like, when I would eat, like, just an asshole. Like, I was describing, like, my most, like, big bitch meal. You know what I'm saying? Like, where you eat good, bitch? Like, and you regret it. as soon as you're done. You know what I'm saying?

You're like, that was the worstest decision I've ever made. I literally, my boyfriend and I would go to Costco and we would get those chicken bakes at Costco. Girl,

the way they're like this big, right, we would each get one and then he would get a hot dog and I would get a pretzel. Oh my gosh. And I get two giant drinks. Eat all of that shit.

Then two hours later, should we get Popeyes? I'm not kidding. Like, my sister was like, period. Like we were like, my dad, we were all like giggling about it. My mom was like, didn't it make you sick?

And I'm like, well, yeah, but that's not the point. The point is to keep eating. Oh, yeah, because you're already, like, you felt disgusting. Yeah. Well, but then, like, Popeye, like, draws it back because they're like, they're a classic American. I always have room for Popeyes. I always have room for Popeye. Girl, I will fuck up a Popeye's meal.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love Popeyes. No, they're tenders. When I was in. Canada last week the only thing that was open was Popeye across the street. They looked like 2 a.m. 2. Oh yeah.

I felt so bad because I got there at 1.45 and I was like, oh, I feel so bad because of the flight. And I was like, do you have anything? I'm so sorry. Like, whatever you have. Like, even just the crumbs. And like, and he was like, yeah, he was like, yeah, we'll make it fresh. I'm like, uh-huh. Yeah, you fucking will.

Uh-huh. Yeah, you fucking. There's some extra powder in there. Let's get crazy. Yeah. when I went to Paris last year because like my like I went with my agent, my sister, my boyfriend and then

my hair and makeup artist and like obviously well she's Canadian and my agent but like the rest of us are American. I like have to eat American food. I'm so sorry even if I'm in a European country. Dude, two nights in a row like I'm not okay we had five guys twice a day because it was down the street and it was open

until four in the morning and I was like yeah I'm going to eat five guys again. Obviously and if five guys over there is it crazy it's so good and there's milkshakes don't hurt my stomach because i'm lactose intolerant but theirs don't because their dairy's like better or whatever the fuck girl we were like let's run it back let's spin the block again we're gonna go back yeah yeah yeah i'll come back yeah don't worry what is the one shaking mate i'm i tripping steak and shakes oh i know i know the one you're talking about yeah that one yeah is it good wait like is it like shake shack or different no it's like

it's called steak and shake okay I don't know, something and something with steak and their burgers and so good. I made that joke when I was fucking up British food because I was like, this shit is ass and I'm sorry to say. Like I tried British food. I tried an English breakfast four fucking times and like all of it was hot fucking Garbo. And then I had the way I had like everyone was laughing. Most of them were laughing, but I did have some British people get mad and they were like, well, it's because you Americans are so fucking fat and you put all this fucking preservatives. It's because we can cook.

That's what's funny is like, I was like, maybe you should bring some of those preservatives over here, bitch. So we're not eating cooked muskrat, whatever the fuck you're feeding me. If you put peas next to my fries again, I'm emptying a clip in this pub. You hear me? I'm going to shoot this bitch up if you put another plate of peas next to me, bitch. The way I got so angry, I'm like, you guys eat like you still shit in the corner of rooms at parties. Like your food smells like powdered wigs, bitch. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it. Bring me the preservatives. Bring me those GMOs, bitch. And pump them up over. here. I was like the only good food I did have was not British. It was like I had really good like Italian food. It was like other cultures that they've pillaged. Right. So like, they're like national dish is literally curry because even their own people are like, yeah, British food is ass. Do you like, oh, oh so it's not okay, I love curry. I love I. I know I when I was

there I was like looking for anything. I remember like and then like they don't I don't know if like in Paris too. I only went to can but like they took like. like two hours to bring the food. Yes, they take so long. And they never give you ice with anything. And I need ice. You need to. I was so mad because, like,

and this happened in the last, like, and I say this all the time. Yeah. Like, I, within like the last year, maybe a year and a half, like, ice is not, it's, I need it. Like, it's not, I don't care how cold the water is. I need ice.

Like, that's why I've been, like, bringing my bottle because I'm like, I need to have back of ice. And, like, I remember just being there and I'm like, I went on Google because I'm like, how do you ask for ice? Because they gave me like room temperature. I like, stop asking if I want it like, what is

it called their water like tap or what's the other one? Sparkling or tap? And I'm like, well, I don't care. Give me ice. I'm like, do you have glace? Glac. I don't know how you say. I was so angry. Were they rude to you in Paris?

In Cannes. Yes, they were rude to me. Yes. But it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like I'm like, I've never. I've never been somewhere where, like, people hate their economy booming. Like, like, I thought that that was a good thing.

Like, I saved up for this. My fucking bad. Shit. And I got, like, I went to some place that, like, looked really good, like, the aesthetic. Don't fall for that. Like, and I was like, can I get, like, a steak? Sorry, like, pasta. And, and then it came, and I was like, I was like, do you have A1?

Like, what do you have? I told myself, are you going to the Olympics? No. Okay. Well, I told myself, because I'm leaving, like, a week. I was like, I'm going to bring jalapeno peppers. Like, I'm not joking. Like, I'm going to bring tapatio.

Period. I need a hot sauce on everything I eat. I'm not caring. Every single thing. I'm at that point where I'm like, it's not even like me trying to think. Like, I need something. And you know what? I'm not going to last.

Are you a dessert person? I like dessert, yeah. I'm not. I don't love dessert, but. No, I don't need it. I could go without it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Like once in a while, I'm like, um, Cinnabon. Yeah. here please I love so much that place is so good that's the only place I'm like I'm so down

it makes me nauseous like diabetes but like I'm so down but other than that like I don't need dessert and so yeah I'm more of a salty girl

I choose salty I need salt I need spicy me too me too like and so when I was over there I was like I don't want another croissant

please do you have all chitos Like I am so... Give me a fucking chip. Fuck! Dude, one thing about Paris, they have pringles that are... Their pringle flavors are crazy, but they have this one that's like spicy. It's like a hot chip. It's the first one I fucking found in Paris.

Those pringles make all your snacks to that. Like, I don't give a fuck what it takes. Get rid of every other sweet one and put those in every bitch. I was blown away. I was like, this is the first snack I've had that I was like, okay, I could get down with this. because I was trying other shit and I was like I can't do it the sauce thing that is so real

and when I do if I do go to Europe this year because I might in September I'm gonna bring my own hot sauce that's so smart I'll bring my Valentina and I'm gonna sell it I'm gonna be like try this

you like open your trench cone that's all hot sauces no I'm gonna be I'm gonna have I'm gonna have like multiple Tapatio bottle you like Valentina I like both Okay, Tabatillo.

Topatio is hotter, so I feel like Valentin is sweeter. Is it? I wouldn't know. I have that giant one in my house. I go through like two of those a year. I use them all the time. Monthly. Monthly, on the popcorn.

Even on your cinnamon? Yeah. You know, like, I told myself, like, I'm not doing this again. Like, I know. I got back from, you know what happened when I got back from France? I was so, because on the flight, you know, they did, they gave, they had like a tuna thing. I couldn't do it. Ugh.

Like on the flight? Yeah. Damn. And I couldn't. I can't. Yeah. No matter how hungry I am. I'm not going to.

I don't give a fuck how hungry I am. I'm not eating it. So I get back to LAX and the LAX is still like you. It's like far from home still. Yeah. And so I'm like an hour and a half to get home and I'm so hungry. I get in the car. I go on one of the delivery apps, which everyone pays me.

They, um, for the mention. And I deliver. and I ordered Roundtable. Do you like Roundtable? Yeah, I don't mind Roundtable. That's pizza, right? Okay. Wait, am I tripping?

No, it is, but it's not something to mind. It's so good. It's not a test. I'm like, whatever. It's the closest thing to home. And I ordered it for myself, obviously. I live alone. I'm alone.

I remember, like, I'm on my way home, and I get a ring notification. And my neighbor, he, on camera, because he had a key, my landlord gave him the key to get into my place because they're like working on my balcony or whatever. Yeah. grabs my pizza and wings and gives it to one of the workers and says like, oh, he's not going to be here for a few weeks. This is just a mistake. You're watching it on. I'm watching it live.

You're so, were you so angry? You know what? That's the day that I was like. I'm morbidly obese. Like, how mad I am right now. And like, my name. Because that's all you've been looking forward to is eating. That's all I went.

And because I got jalapeno. I got jalapenos, bacon, pepperoni with white sauce and buffalo wings. That sounds good. Bonus. And I watched it. I'll show you right now after. I watched it live. and then I call my neighbor

who's husband that is and they're like older and I called her I'm like hey we'll just say her name's Kathy I don't know and I'm like hey Kathy because you know me like I hate like Hey Kathy Sorry would you mind telling your husband

to put my food back He just took it off my porch I ordered it and she was like Yeah he wouldn't do that I just watched it live I hate to be that person but if he doesn't put it back I'm gonna kill both of you in your sleep

I hope that clears that up for you We share the garage door No I wouldn't piss me off If that were you girl I wouldn't now's not the time So she calls him and then calls me back And then she's like The first part was good

Because she was like I'm sorry Yeah he took it But we were told that you were gonna be gone You're either apologizing or not And then I have to I have to watch him live Put it back While talking shit about me

And now I'm like I'm the fattest guy ever He's like he needs this food Yeah yeah yeah Here you go Fatso Oh my gosh I haven't eaten

14 hour flight Like I was so hungry And then I have to I have to get there get dropped off by my, the driver's book. And I'm like, fuck, on the side, please drop you off on the side. And so I'm like, I get down with like my luggage and stuff. And then I'm like, now like all these workers are like, thanks for taking our lunch.

Multiple guys. We're going to eat your one meal. That could have fed all five of us. Instead, it's going to feed you. So enjoy it, I guess. So now I'm like, I text my friend. I'm like, is it? Can I call you please?

I need to talk to someone on the phone. So I look busy. So I look like I'm like expecting people. And I'm like, yeah, man, I just got here. You pulling up in a little bit. Breathing hard. It's like, hey guys. And then like, and then it's shameful because like I can't pick up the pizza with my stuff.

So I have to go inside for my stuff. And then I got to like take my foot. The worst. I want to post that video so bad because I'm like, you need to see it. You need to hear him. Like, there was so much hatred in his voice. He's so pissed off because now he's embarrassed, even though he made that choice on his own. Right.

Like, I didn't. Even if you ordered it, I'd be like, whatever. Like, I would just let it sit there in case I'm assuming someone's ordered it for you. Right. Because while I was in France, I had ordered for my friend because he, like, I tell my friends, I'd come over whenever I'm gone and I will send them food to a guy syndrome. And, like, I, and so, like, how do you know that that wasn't that? Yeah, exactly. How do you know that?

What if someone else lives there? Like, I was so frustrated. And then after that, like, oh, but part of me wanted them to take a bite so that I could just go off. I could just be like... Because that would help you. This is the screenshot for the receipt. I need it now. Like, I was so mad.

And then I had to drive to Fresno right after my flight, like three hours. Like, I was so... Bad mood. You're all I was looking forward to was that round table pizza girl. After a week of French food? Oh, girl. I went to fashion. week in February last year and loved the people I went with. They were amazing. But they took us on

this little like, you know, like every day you have like a little itinerary or whatever. So like they took us all these restaurants and they're all French. Every single one is French. Every meal is French. And then like after a while, like I think one of the days they kind of cut us loose and they were like, oh, you guys can do whatever you want and then we'll see you guys tomorrow. So then me and my my sister and my boyfriend and my cousin Adam, we all just kind of went exploring, and then we went and ate somewhere. Like, this is maybe an hour after we had just eaten breakfast.

It's like maybe 40 minutes later. We're like, we should go eat. So we go and we eat and I go, I feel like this is the first real meal I've had in days. Like, the way I was like, I'm starving. Because every meal is this big and there's hardly anything on it and there's no flavor. Like, I'm going insane.

That's why I felt in France. Yeah, this is like super pretty. I'm going nuts. Like I need a hot sauce so bad. Sometimes I'm like, do you guys have hot sauce or anything? And they're like, no. Pepper flakes. Dude, when I went to the Barbie premiere, that was the worst premiere I've ever been to.

Not because of them. I just had the worst luck ever. Like I felt so cute because I had like a platinum blonde wig. And it was two billion degrees outside. Everything was outside. So that wig was on the back of my neck by the time the movie started. I didn't even get to the movie yet. And it was sliding my lace all the way back here, girl.

and my knee was scraped up like I fell twice it was a fucking nightmare and so then when I get home I'm like I had the worst day ever like the worst day ever and then nothing's open by the time I get home so then my boyfriend's like oh like we can order

Carl's Jr because I fuck what a Carl's Jr. I'm like yeah let's get into it and then I always ask for no mayonnaise because they put two and a half pounds on there like they just put way too much like they put way too much hate it that's just my palate that's my seafood girl

I can't eat it but you don't like mayonnaise at all or you not really no what well it depends like I like it mixed in stuff sometimes or like yeah it just depends but mayo by itself not a big fan no not by itself but in that spicy chicken sandwich I calls you're yeah but anyways I in that one I was like okay no mayo

and of course I get two sandwiches because I'm starving and then I'm like telling my boyfriend and my leg is so swollen because I feel so bad like my knee is so swollen. My whole thing is purple. I had to cancel something I had the next day because I couldn't stand like I was in so much pain. And I was like, it was just the worst day ever. It like finally took everything off. And then I opened my sandwich. It's covered in mayonnaise. I start sobbing. And I was like, all I was looking forward to was this fucking sandwich, dude. Like I'm literally crying into my sandwich because I'm like, fuck this sandwich, bro. Forget it. I give up. This day wins.

Forget it. And my boyfriend's like, check the other one. Maybe it's on there. I'm like, It's on both of them. I'm sure it is. And I cry for at least 15 minutes. And then after I go to open the other one, and the other one didn't have any, and I was like, okay, well, I guess I'm okay then. No.

Then I went to sleep. Worst night ever. That's the worst. It's like just the whole day. You're just like waiting for it. You're like, oh, I can't wait to get home. Yeah. And then like, I'm not the person that checks in the car because, like,

that's fine. I get home. And then I'm like, oh, I ask for extra onions. They put no onions. And then I can't go back Oh, did we mess up your order? F F F F F FAC. You can't be fat and complain about food

Or be like remotely known Because then they're like, oh, the TikToker or mister Needs his onions Yeah Do you ever been to Red Robin? Absolutely. My sister and I, we love, or we love the um like the fries and like the campfire sauce and like the ranch and shit right yeah one time we were

eating my sister and i with our friends like we were eating we were having fun and we kept going can we have some more ranch please like we asked like three times the third time this bitch came he brought a big ass like i'm not kidding a lunch tray and he had like 50 of them on there and he goes i just brought all of these so you guys oh hey what the fuck like why did you do that to me like And we were like, oh. And then he goes, so you guys don't have to keep asking, you know, for ranch. This is, by the way, when I wasn't anybody, like, when I was just normal. Like, a normal bitch.

No, I do appreciate it a little bit. When I asked for water four times and then they read the pitch, I'm like. Are you a girl who gets soda refills? I just get water. Really? You don't get soda? No. Oh.

No, look at me. I can never. I hate when I'm like, they're like, and I'm assuming another refill on the soda? Okay. I had two and all of a sudden. Like, do you want more, I'm assuming more soda? First of all, lose the attitude.

First of all, lower your voice. Nobody else around here needs to see your fucking order. And then you didn't want to look at the dessert menu, right? Based off your build, I'm assuming you want to see a dessert menu. Or like, I don't even ask any questions. And yes, we can have whipped cream. I already took care of that for you. I told them that you want an extra.

Oh, oh. It's awkward when you ask for stuff, and then they don't bring it for a minute. Or no, and then they never bring it. And then at the end, like, me being passive-aggressive. Like, let's say, like, I ordered, like, a taco on the side of my combination place. And they never brought it. Yeah.

So then at the end, I was just like, and then, can I just do that taco to go? Just to be passive aggressive And then I just want them to feel like shit I'd be like I'm so sorry you never got it And I'm like no no I know it's okay just to go would be fine And then you eat it in the car on the way home

And then I leave an empty box there Because I You ate it in your chair Just leave your bag They're like oh he left his leftovers It's empty When you prefer to pick something up that's heavy

and it's like, oh, you're right? My boyfriend would do this shit whenever we would leave a drive-through window. Like, as soon as we pull away, he'd go, roll the bags. And it would drive me nuts. I'm like, I fucking heard. Roll the bags, roll the bags.

And I was like, why he's going to get cold. I'm all in the two-minute drive home, I doubt it. It's going to be fine. As soon as he goes, thank you. Roll the bags. Roll the bags, please. I drives me nuts. It's like such.

I hate when. when I'm driving and we go to some burger place and the passenger is getting fries because I'm going to it was a riser though

because now we're not when we get on those ones are yours so because then we get and if you're pulling from both so annoying dude my brother my sister

I make fun of my brother for doing this because my brother is so like he needs all of his things in his meal. Like he needs them immediately. So like let's say we do a big meal order and they forget something of his and he's just like, I was supposed to have a large fry with this. So and he just like sits there and waits for someone to say something and he goes, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's just it was supposed to be large. But that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'll eat this. It's fine. I was supposed to have a chocolate shake, but it's okay. I'll take this one. That's fine.

Like he does that passive shit. It's so fucking annoying. He's always like these were supposed to be curly but curly fries but it's okay i'll take it's it's it's it's it's fine i'll take it i'll take it the way it is and then one time when we were in high school like i think we were high school college me and my sister my brother's on some fucking passive shit well they're supposed to be curly but it's okay right like he's doing that shit my mom goes dacin just give him yours and tason goes you want him to give him my fries she goes yeah just give him to him though my sister was so to this day she still remembers that

because she was like yeah why don't I just do that you can have anything else like my sister was so mad she didn't eat because that's the favorite part her favorite part of the meal is the frog oh man universal experience well I try to eat it like I try to go to the restaurant now because I'm like I don't want

to take it to go and it's like I don't know cold no there's something missing because I can't complain like I'll just do like a little passive thing but I can't complain I feel so bad. I'm like, oh, I said no seafood. Oh, extra ship, that's fine.

Well, anyways, we talked about all kinds of things. I'm so hungry. I know, I'm not hungry. No, too. Well, thank you so much for coming on the show again. My second All-Star, third, if you count Caleb and Brittany, separately, but they're like a Siamese twin in my head. They're one person to me. But thank you so much for coming on the show.

you so much. This was so good. No, I'm obsessed. You're the best. I'm actually like, my claim to fame is just mentioning your name. Yours too. I talk about you all the time. Whenever they're like some of your favorite episodes, I always mention you. And you always remind me that I always mention you. You know why? Because my, do you know my manager, Brendan? Yeah, he works with mine. Oh, yeah. He's obsessed with you. And so like, anytime that you mention me, but I don't get tagged, I... Like, I only hear about your life from him. Like, the queen talked about you today.

And then that's when I do my little story where I'm like, get over me, Drew. But, no, yeah, please. I adore you. I know that people have been asking, requesting this for a long time. They actually have, especially after I did Caleb and Brittany. They're like, you got to bring Leo next. I was like, whatever. That was real.

But please, anytime. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much for coming. I live like two blocks away. You're the fucking best. Everyone already knows, but where can everybody find you? On TikTok, Instagram, really anything. IMDB's popping off right now.

Period. Get into it. Leo is, and this is me being 100% serious. Leo is a star and I can't wait to keep watching you rise, bitch. That's why I said we're moving at the same base. Well, I'm like, you're here and I'm back here crawling, but I can see you. You know, like, My lateral,

You're always right next to me, bitch In a uniform, too I'm here At least I'm here, Drew, I'm coming Thank you so much for coming Back to the show Make sure you all go follow Mr. Leo

I'm literally everything Do you have anything you want to promote? My birthday is coming up, October Not too far I'm gonna turn 30 and I'm wildly single. And so if anybody's interested,

my credit is very good right now. I just got American Express last week. AmX Platinum? Not that one. Oh, that's the one I have. Like the lowest tier. Like the beginners. And I'm a good guy.

Period. I look how you said my birthday's coming up. It's July. August, September, October. Well, I mean, it's just reminding me that I'm like, like do like so single and yeah just if you would like to date me

audition you can do self-tape send in a self-tape yeah yeah send it to me and I'll bet them for you yeah please but like also like not a lot of standards like the vetting process is like I'm really open

trauma please bring it thank you so much in your life. Thank you for coming on the show. I adore you. Thank you all so much for watching this episode. Don't forget new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video for free

and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for watching this episode. Thank you to my amazing all-star guest, Leo Gonzalez. And I'll see you next week. Bye.