The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - DA BADDEST OF ALL TIME Ft. Bretman Rock | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 60
Episode Date: April 5, 2023This week, Drew welcomes the iconic Bretman Rock to the show to talk about what it means to be a baddie. They unpack the time Drew got an unsolicited photo, Bretman's strip club experience, roasting y...our siblings, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Instead of saying if it's small, just say that, you just say if you can't get it past the chiefs.
Yeah.
They take that way more personal.
I think I would just take out if.
I would just say it's small.
Yeah, clearly.
Girl, there's no if.
It is.
Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite.
I'm in my Emily and Paris era.
Look at my bangs, period.
And today we have a very, very, very special guest, the one and only Miss Brettman Rock.
Because no one was going to do it.
I'll do it.
That was a really great, Faulmu.
It could be great if I wasn't sitting down, you know,
because you have to stand out for that.
Di-fram.
From the diaphragm up.
Yeah.
My local kind girl.
I love it.
My pretty little Tane.
Those are jokes.
The local girls, they're going to eat this episode of love.
Yeah, honestly.
This is for y'all.
Yeah, this is true.
This is for all the island gurus.
For the Westside bangas.
For the Pacificas.
I'm so happy to have you.
Are you kidding me?
Thank you for having me, Drew.
I'm obsessed with you.
Stop.
You already know that I'm obsessed with your podcast.
I'm obsessed with your boyfriend.
I'm obsessed with you.
He's like such a selling point for everyone.
I'm like, yeah, look at my boyfriend.
Want to be my friend?
We just, we just finished talking about him actually.
We did.
We were talking about how handsome he is.
And how he played football in ACU.
APU.
APU.
I'm not good with my acronyms.
I've been a fan of you for so long.
No, you haven't, bitch.
I have.
I'm new to the scene.
You're such an icon living legend.
Thank you.
Local kind star.
I know.
Local kind.
I'm from Eba Beach of Hawaii, if you guys didn't know.
And she went to you age.
Yeah, we were both local girls.
I was a local girl for a hot minute.
And I'm Samu.
You grew up around Samuans.
Not many people do.
Yeah, and I live with one.
Shout to you, Ms. Clay or Amor.
I'm your tonneu.
It means righteousness.
Oh, love.
Do you have a Samoan name?
I don't.
Oh, you don't.
Just my last name.
A cute, cute.
Yeah.
I mean, there may be one in someone, but I don't know.
Like, my boyfriend's real name is Peeley.
Peeley.
Oh, that's good.
What does it mean?
It's Billy in English.
Oh, it's just translated.
Oh, okay, got it.
But he's been trying to go by Peeley lately because he's like not a Billy.
Like, if you look at him, he's not a Billy.
He doesn't look like a Billy.
No, not at all.
That's the white side of him.
Yeah.
That's the colonizer.
That's the half.
She's jumping out a little bit.
That's like me.
I guess in Hawaii, because so many people can't pronounce my name for some reason, even though it's just like Brett men.
Like a lot of my family members call me Brahma, because they can't say it.
So my whole life, my nickname has been Mon.
Okay.
Like Pokemon.
Oh, yeah.
She was just here.
She was just here too?
Yeah.
I don't know why I brought that up.
But again, thank you for having me.
I'm so glad you're here.
I've been a fan of you for the longest.
You are so funny.
Thank you.
I try.
Since fine days, girl.
Since Vine Day, since I slapped the bun out of my sister's head, girl.
I was just talking about that with my sister the other day, because I was saying such a sibling thing.
Yes.
You know the backstory with that?
Because people, like, swear I was just hitting my sister to hit my sister bitch.
Like, no.
I mean, yes, I do hit my fucking sister, especially at that age.
Like, girl, trust me.
But the backstory with that video was this bitch kept asking me if we could go to Longs.
And I don't think they had Longs in mainland.
But like CBS, Walgreens.
She kept saying, let's go to Walgreens.
And I was like, yes, girl, we'll go.
Like, yes.
And I said yes to her like three times already.
And I was like, can I just finish this video real quick?
So I press record, dance to Beyonce.
And she went to walk across the street.
So I slapped the button on her.
And that video got me from like 80 followers to like 10K followers on Vine.
And I was like, oh my God.
Like this is it.
Like I'm famous.
Yeah.
And makeup guru.
Oh, makeup guru, yeah.
That too.
That was a cute side hustle.
You're like, that was a fun while it lasted.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
No, I love makeup.
I've always been wearing makeup.
My grandma put makeup on me for the first time.
It was so cute because it was actually for church.
She put blush on me for church.
And I swear I was like serving cunt at church, girl.
Girl, I was on my knees like.
If you hear God, if you hear God.
Girl, I hope there's an agent in here.
I'm going to get discovered.
They're going to see me and put me on the run.
Oh, my God.
It was the angels in the front
That were like
Do you have you gone to our Catholic church?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, they have like these statues
of angels in the front where they're like this
With like the water
And they also had blush
And they really thought they were cuter than me and bitch
And I was like seven years old
Like thinking that in my head
And then yeah my grandma
Shout out
Look at legacy building
Look at you now
Now I'm here
If you did not put that blush on me for church
That one day grandma
I would not be the agate that I am today
You said the F word
That starts with an egg girl
And that's a crystal
The super superstar
Yeah I wouldn't be the Mahu that I am today
There you go, period
And we love third genders in this house, babe
But today we're going to talk about how to be the baddest
Because that's your nickname
Self-proclaimed and also true
Thank you
What do you think it takes to be the baddest?
I think obviously everyone is the baddest already
And I think it's more of a state of mind.
It's not like who I am.
I am the baddest because I feel like I'm the baddest.
And I think people think it's like a personality be.
I'm like, no, girl, it's definitely a state of mind because I don't always feel like I'm the baddest.
But what does it take?
I think it takes a very confident person who knows and just is themselves.
Like someone who is 100% themselves is what I say is the baddest.
Yeah, because I think you and I both have similar, like, uh, old.
Oras like that where people are like I wish I was like that confident like how do you channel that
kind of confidence like people ask me that all the time too oh my gosh I I I don't even know how to
like I like you said you we get this question a lot but every time someone asked me I'm like I don't
know girl I'm just me as I'm literally what I say I'm just me as hell and like I don't know what
else to say besides that like I I think also just growing up in an island I think helped a lot with
my confidence because
everyone back home is just
they don't care
they really do not care
like ever since I was
I guess blowing up and
stepping into the limelight
no one cares
I would show up to school and
I was just a regular
kid and I was always like not to do my own
harm but I was always Mr. Aloha I was always friends
with everybody yeah so in a way
I was always like
famous
in your own right
In my own right
And I've
Bitches always loved me
And so
When I became Bremen Rock
It was just like
Oh I was just always him
And I was always encouraged to be myself
Even my family
I never ever came out to them
My teachers
I've always allowed me to be in the girls' line
Yeah
I've always had girlfriends
I've even
I joined every sport there is
And I was better than faster than most guys
So I also had guy friends
In Hawaii
And so like
Miss Nike sponsor
What's a
We'll get back to that later.
But it's just hard not to be yourself when you were just so surrounded by Aloha and love your whole entire life.
And so I think that's why I struggle with that question because Hawaii gave me my confidence.
People surrounded me gave me my confidence.
Yeah.
It's like your village that like you were raised in in the sense of like all the people that were there when you were being raised when you went to school, like friends, family, all that.
I feel that too because I feel like my family is so.
tight knit.
Oh, yeah.
That it's like, oh, and you know them,
someone's similar in families, girl, yeah, bitch.
If someone's going to humble me, it's going to be them.
Yes.
My mom literally told me, like, not even an hour ago.
She was like, yeah, that video posted was the funniest one you've posted in a while.
And I was like, a while.
That's crazy because I post every day.
Every day, bitch, I'm posting.
And she's like, yeah, it's been a while.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Girl, my mom would just straight up say like, oh, you think you're funny.
I'm like, what?
Oh, you're.
You think.
You know?
Bitch.
Yes, I know for a fact.
I am funny, mom.
That's funny because, like, my grandpa, when I first, like, blew up on TikTok, I think I had, I think I was at a million.
My grandpa was like, so your uncle tells me that you're, like, doing big things on, like, online.
And I go, yeah, it's pretty cool.
And he goes, yeah, TikTok.
I go, yeah, he goes, I have a TikTok.
I go, oh, really?
My grandpa goes, yeah, but I don't watch you.
I've never watched you.
I go, oh, I go, why?
And then he goes, I don't need to see all that.
Girl?
I was like, huh?
My uncle, my grandpa is such a fob.
Like, such a little dude.
It sounds like he's not for you.
He said, I mean, I know you have fans.
I'm not one of them.
Period.
But like, you know, I literally was like, what do you think I do on there?
We need that. We need that, actually.
Yeah, I do.
I really do.
Like, I'm proud to say my mom is my number one hater.
Shout up to you, mother.
I saw a tweet once.
Those, like, parents will talk shit to.
to your face and compliment you behind your back
that's real that's the realist
the realest friend you could ever have
I just want to be around when
my mom talks to me to other people
because she don't ever say those
things about me in front of her face
she don't tell me I'm pretty
she tells other people
yeah she tells everyone else that I'm
successful and that like I'm
funny but like when I'm in there like
bitch stay to my face and she's like you
do you think you're funny girl
she was I was talking crazy back there
I don't even know what I was saying, honestly.
She's like, that's a lie.
I don't know who told you that.
I never said that about you.
Okay, so we're going to get into the videos that we have for today.
For those of you who don't know, what we do on the comment section is we bring videos that apply to our topic today.
And we break them apart, laugh, giggle, kiki, all the things.
Work.
So this first video, a lot of times, too, we talk about how men view women when they believe that they're the baddest.
And it's not at the expense of any other woman.
It's just like they're really confident.
Oh yeah.
And, you know, shithead dudes don't like that.
So, shocker.
This first video is a guy who's, he's making a comedy sketch video where he's in a fake argument with someone who says, every woman is a baddie.
And he says, if all women are bodies, you're just saying all women are average.
Which, that sounds like one of those where they wear the towel on their head.
And they're talking to themselves.
Oh, my gosh.
Why?
Why are they even allowed?
King batch energy, you know.
That is so 2016.
I know.
It's like we're not on Vine, girl.
Girl, get new jokes, you know what I mean?
Also, like videos like that, I'm like, girl, you want to be a woman so bad.
Like, you literally just want to be a woman.
I just always think, like, it's in the same vein, but, like, when men do those little sketches and they're like, oh, like, trying to hit on someone.
And then the girls, like, they make up this fantasy when the girls are, you need to make this much money.
And you need to do this for me.
need to do this for me.
Yeah.
And he's just trying to talk to her.
I'm all,
first of all,
that's never happened,
ever.
Things,
you know, it's funny,
I could lie too.
I could lie about a lot of things.
I could just say things
and they would have to,
you'd have to believe me, right?
But I always think like,
your cosplay and getting rejected,
that's weird.
You're like,
this is what I would do.
P-O-V, you hate me.
You don't know what I mean?
Oh my God.
Wait,
now that I think about it,
I'm like, wait,
why you be doing that is so cring.
In your room by yourself?
I feel like in a way
that would help you though in therapy i'm like that would get me over exposure you're like yeah
you're therapyizing yourself yeah there you go yeah i just think like you're pretending like you're like
okay this is what i would do if a girl told me that i was disgusting and action that's weird that's a weird
and only other dudes are like yeah exactly like you get no yeah and going back to what you said
that should never happen i'm like how you even thought of this
Yeah, like, where'd you get this from?
Yeah.
Where'd you steal this from?
It's always like a tweet or something,
like a terrible misogynistic tweet,
and they make it into a video.
I hate having a dick sometimes.
Okay, so the comments on this,
this first one says,
if y'all are all above average,
then what they're saying is above average
is now the new average.
Okay, use the word average one more time.
That was too much average.
Yeah, you lost me halfway through.
They're just saying we're all media.
yogurt for all bad.
I don't think that's true.
I don't think it's...
What?
It's like one food is good,
therefore all food is good.
That's not true.
Yeah.
Stupid.
I'm so lost, Drew.
What the fuck?
What is their train of thought with that?
It's like they're saying that you're watering
down the description of a baddie if
everybody inherently is a baddie.
So let's say, like, let's not say baddie,
but like let's say I say every girl is beautiful.
And that means every girl is average because they're all beautiful now, right?
Yeah, according to them, yeah.
But then I think to myself, like, beauty is subjective.
Like, for example, the guy who made that video, I can't see what you look like, but I'm sure you're ugly.
Exactly.
I think you're ugly.
So, like, I don't even need to see you to know that you're ugly.
My favorite quote is beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And bitch, I'm not holding you.
And that's one, period.
And you will never be holding me.
That's the important part.
this next one says they hate math logic facts normalcy etc unless it's to their benefit
bitch let me read that what they hate math logic facts normalcy etc unless it's to their benefit
are they talking is that a comment section from you no it's on this video of this guy doing this
skit he's talking about women oh those are all for yeah comments on this video oh okay I get it I get it
I was like, wait, are we on a new video?
No, this is, well, I would believe you if you said we were on a different video
because that comment makes no goddamn sense.
It makes no sense.
They hate all women hate math.
Do you like math?
Yeah, and there's women in STEM, too.
Period.
You like math?
I don't like math, so I'm not against that.
I like math.
Math was actually, like, one of my only good subjects that I was good at.
But I have a reason why I'm really bad at English.
Like, my worst subjects were history in English because, like, girl.
I don't need English in my life
But math, I love math
Because it's a universal language
Like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10
I don't have to learn a new language to learn that
So okay, mean girls
Yeah, and I'm like math
Because it's the same in every country
It is! That was a very misuniverse answer
Did they steal that from you?
Who?
That answer, I bet you Tina Faye took that line
She definitely probably did
Tell her to give you credit
Bidget, give me credit. Royalties
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Okay, so
And this next one
I love these.
These are water, by the way.
Drew is cheap and not
Not cheap,
but Drew can't afford coffee.
So she just has her gas drinking water.
Yeah.
I'm trying to hydra you, bitch.
Thirsty assho.
And it's not even hot water, girl.
How are you going to put cold water in a mug?
You want to drink hot water?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just bullying you.
I'm just bullying you.
No, I really thought you wanted to hot water.
No, I'm kidding.
Girl, you need something else.
Okay, it says in this video, when the guy is pretending to be a girl, he says, he also says, if it's small, just say that.
Like, women always say that to men to, like, fight.
But I always think, instead of saying if it's small, just say that, you just say if you can't get it past the cheeks.
Yeah.
They take that way more personal.
I think I would just take out if.
I would just say it's small.
Yeah, clearly.
Girl, there's no if, ends or bucks.
It is small.
Yeah, just say you can't.
can't get it past the cheeks.
Literally.
And that seems like a personal problem.
Girl, they hate that one.
Like, I've used that maybe twice.
And, like, both times, those dudes literally dedicated the rest of their, the life of their account to just trying to take me down because they were so mad at me.
Oh, my gosh.
That one, that one joke, I was like, shoe fit a little too tight.
Literally.
It was too real.
Also, if you want to prove Drew wrong, send me a pick.
Don't send it to me.
Send it to Redmond.
And then I'll be like, yeah, he can't pass the cheat.
move it to me
there you go
he'll be my
my vetting process
and that
okay
yeah this one says
like yeah
no they always say
if it's small
just say that
as soon as they lose
an argument
even if we were
winning an argument
I would still say that
it's small
also it's just like
a fail
it's like
it's bulletproof argument
if you think about it
you say it hits
every time
they always get mad
literally
and speaking
if
it's small.
There's some, like, girl,
like, one of my biggest bullies in high school.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, gosh.
I can't really about to go talk about this.
But, like, girl,
I always knew he was D-L.
And, like, right when we graduated, girl,
I saw his, like, he would send me, like,
nudes and shit,
and he was giving, like, very much shrimp.
Oh, my God.
But I would just, like, reply to him,
and I'm, like, I'm looking at this nude,
and I'm like,
I would just rather get fingered at this point.
it's probably more efficient
I'm like how your finger bigger than your dick
like girl finger me at this point
rip honestly
like literally scalp
yeah one time the one time I got one
one time I got one
dude they're always unsolicited
like you never ask for them in these instances
so he sent it to me
and this is before I knew that
it was on Snapchat it's always on Snapchat
but this was before I knew that it would tell
that you screenshot it.
Yeah.
So, like, I just screenshot it and I didn't respond.
Yeah.
And then he tried to unsend it to me.
Like, he was like, did you get my picture?
That was an accident.
Wait, did you like it, though?
Like, talking to himself.
Yeah.
I said, I saved this and you're going to think about that the next time he wants to send it to somebody else.
Can you imagine sending someone a nude and they just screenshot it, but don't respond to you?
Yeah.
I would be like, what are they going to do to it?
Especially with you, Drew.
I would be scared, bitch.
He's lucky I don't have it still.
Otherwise.
my nudes, I don't know what I would...
I would hold them dearly and I would protect them.
No, I'm saying if I was a straight man.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like, girl, you can have my nudes whenever.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're terrible, don't send them to me.
I will ruin your life.
Plus, also, if it's small, like, don't send it at all.
Or, like, do a trigger warning or, like, do a little, like, invisible one or something.
Yeah, you know, like, in Instagram request, they're, like, tap the blurred image.
Yes.
I literally, one...
Because I do get a lot of nudes sometimes.
There's good
Especially like in high school me
Like because I was like more like pretentious
Now I'm more like
Don't send me that shit
But high school me was like
Send me everything
And I'll go through it
Yeah there's some
I'll rate it
Yeah
But no girl
There's some that I'm like
Girl you need a trigger warning before this
Because there's some times
I'm like oh my God
I thought it was a clit
I thought it was a clit
It's so small
And you have to think too
That's you doing it when no one asked
That's on you
That's also a car
crime but like when you do that and you don't get a response like that's worse wouldn't you rather
just like never send anything at all at all also the way that men take those pictures of themselves
it's like the last photo taken of them alive like laan order SVU bitch yes you like CSI you know
what I'm saying a crime scene photo sometimes they don't get the angle I'm like girl why would
you take it yeah low lighting there's a bunch of shit in the background it's fuzzy it's gray it's like
get a ring light, babe.
And to be honest, most of the time,
it never really turns anybody on.
No, it doesn't.
You know who does?
Nudes from women.
Yeah.
Or femme presenting people because it's like an art.
You know what I'm saying?
Girl, that's what I was getting at.
Like, girl, when I take my nudes,
girl, I make it like a whole performance.
It's a whole set.
It's a live show.
I get ready to take my nudes, bitch.
Like, I have a whole mood board.
A whole vibe.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
mean. And I take it in every format. I take it in like long form, short form, film, like Polaroid
girl, you name it. I'll take it in every format. Right. And it's like so elegant and beautiful. And
then with men, it's literally like a jump scare. Yeah. I'm like, did you take this with a microwave?
That's like, I don't say this. Not the same thing, but kind of the same thing. Have you been to
strip clubs, both male and female strip clubs? I've been to women's strip club. I'm scared. Have you been to a
Yes, girl, I have.
And it is not fun.
I'll tell you that much.
The women, like, female strip clubs are fun.
Oh, I mean, as hell.
As long as, like, it's not creepy vibes.
Because, like, the first time I ever went to one was, like, it was, like, a double-decker
one in Vegas.
So the bottom level was female dancers.
The top was male dancers.
Work.
So, at the top, bottom, it's, like, ominous.
It's, like, mafia.
You know, it's quiet.
All the dudes are sitting in armchairs, and they're like,
It's just creepy. It's weird. It's like, I hate this. I was like so uncomfortable. Then when you go upstairs, all the women are having fun. Yes. They're like throwing money and having a good time. But the dancers, like, I was like, it's just so embarrassing to me. This is just my opinion. Okay. My mom also took me. So that might have played a factor.
Cute. I'm not going to lie to you. That's fun. My mother and my godmother were there. So, you know, maybe the vibes were off in that sense.
How did y'all get there? My mom surprised me. My mom was like, let's go out. And I was like, let's go out. And I was like,
Okay, and then that's where we went.
Period.
I didn't know we were going there.
Okay.
I did not.
No, we were going to go there.
But then when we went, the way they dance, it's just like, it's just so, I was literally
describe me as like, female strip clubs are like fun.
Yeah.
And male strip clubs, like, with the male dancers are like a haunted house to me.
It's just like, ah, around every corner.
You know what I mean?
What did they dance too?
Like, what songs?
I would love to know because I'd never.
So my mom was like, oh, I got you a dance.
And I was like, no, you didn't.
Because she knows I hate you.
shit like that. Like attention, I hate being touched.
Like I hate all that. She was like, no, it's gonna be
fun time. And she didn't, to her credit,
she didn't know how far it was gonna go,
but they like took me on this stage. Not her
smiling so funny.
Girl, the song
he danced to, work from home by Fifth Harmony.
I don't worry about nothing.
Dress as a construction worker.
Did like a whole dance. Literally
at one point he like went and like
picked me up like that. Like my legs were
up in the air bitch
and he's like dancing and the
worst part is like when he's like
grinding on me he's going
so where he from? California
that's nice are you in school? What are you
studying? That's great. They're having
small talk with me. Yeah that he's
so awkward. I know and they shave
and their chest is like rough so
it's like rubbing on me. It's like sandpaper
rich. Yeah. Yeah girl.
I had a massage once from a guy that shaked
his arm hair
I'm like bitch. Am I being massage
I was just by a sandpaper right now, like my back.
You're being exfoliated?
He was like rubbing his hand on my back like this.
I'm like, girl.
You're being exfoliated.
Yes, he was burning after girl.
That was your chemical feel?
Yeah.
Was that?
Literally.
Oh my God, I was spelled over you.
So what was your strip club experience?
Yes, my first time at a strip club.
Well, my sister, she's friends with everyone on the island for some reason.
I don't know why.
And she's friends with the owner of ballerinas in.
which is our strip club in Hawaii
Girl, it is so fun
It is so fun
I think as a gay person
Going to a strip club
It's a different experience
Than like actually man like going there
Because like the way they're like this
They're like
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean
Yeah, it's so predatory
You look dumb right now
Like girl
They're not dancing with that
And then like I walk in there
And like I get like for some reason
Obviously because I'm gay as shit
All the strippers are like more drawn to me
because they know I'm not going to touch them.
Or like, I'm not there to like creep out.
Even though we're out of strip club.
We're here to see some, clip, you know.
We're here to see some titties, girl.
But like, it's just so funny how, like, to me, they're like, eh, yes.
And I'm like, yes, bitch.
And, like, you know, and they're, like, so for it.
But then, like, you see how they switch kind of, like, not character, but, yeah, they code switch.
Yeah, when they're dancing with, like, straight, man.
I don't know.
That's my experience with strip clubs.
Yeah.
But I don't know if I could take myself to a men.
strip club though. I don't know.
Because you know how we were talking about Scarlet.
Yeah.
Girl. My first time at Scarlet,
oh gosh, can I say I was underage?
I mean, you can't.
I mean, I'm of age now.
Yeah.
You can't sue me.
Wait, I don't want them to get in trouble.
But anyways, let's just say I was in
Scarlet at a really, I was
there, I was 21.
Anyways.
But they told me, they told
one of the go-go dancers, oh, it's his
birthday. It was not my birthday.
Tell me why this bitch
And I at the time I weighed like 70 pounds
Girl he was flicking me like a flag
Like full on like throwing me over
I'm like girl this is not hot right now
Like I'm gonna go out the ceiling
You'll never see me again
You will literally fly me out like bitch
And it was like this big like brawick
Like he was obviously like straight
Like I think working for gay club
Gay Bating
Which is another topic
We can talk about that
But um
yeah I think that scarred me to go even go to a
man male male strip club because I yeah that'll do it
yeah I just I don't recommend them to anyone like
when they're like oh have you been I'm like yeah once and never again
yeah I did it once and I will never be returning yeah they made sure
also if there are any brolic fan watching this like don't get me wrong like you can't
very much like throw you wave me like a flag but not in a club
like I don't want to ruin my chances out there
Girl, don't get me wrong.
You're free to do that in our own time.
Okay, so let's move on to this next video.
So this guy is talking to a camera and saying,
or talking to a camera and saying his friend is low-key homophobic
and asked him not to wear any makeup to her dinner tonight.
So he puts on a full face of makeup anyway and looks stunning.
Period.
As you should.
That's also not a good friend.
Someone who tells you don't be yourself because I don't want to see it.
Yeah.
What was her friend's reason?
Was there like homophobic people going to be there?
Or like was she just saying that?
Well, it sounds like she's homophobic, honestly.
I don't know.
It just says, it just says, I think it was one of those things where we were like, I'm okay with how you are, but like maybe tone it down.
It was like probably one of those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guarantee you.
That is so cringe.
I know.
Like back to what you were saying, that is not a friend.
No, it isn't.
Not at all.
And it's like I just don't.
I mean, if you feel like you're going to get showed up by your friend, you could just say that.
Just say that.
Like, hey, sometimes you're prettyer.
in me and it makes me uncomfortable.
I feel like he would have respected that.
I would have been like, you got it, girl, no makeup.
You're right.
I've been thinking that for a while.
Yeah, but even if I can't believe he even showed up or...
Same.
Whatever, not the pronouns, but I can't even believe they showed, like, they showed up.
Like, still I would not have, like, even like to, even just to make a statement, I'm like,
girl, I wouldn't even waste a beat on you.
No, literally.
It sounds like they went to pussy stunting.
That's it.
Yeah.
To just like purely like show out.
But that's a, I think that's age too.
Like we're older now.
So like we're like, I'm not even going to waste my time.
I'm not.
When I was younger though, I was like feral about stuff like that.
Like I would like go to the end of the earth to be right.
What's your sign, Aalio, right?
Yeah.
What is yours?
Virgo.
Girl, like Beyonce, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, shan.
The only Virgo that matters to me.
Literally.
Is Beyonce.
I have two chickens that are Virgo's.
Ooh, love.
I love Virgoes.
Yeah.
And everybody that,
oh, I hate saying this,
but like,
everybody that works for
Bremen Rock LLC,
I don't like saying works for me
because that's so gross.
I feel that.
Everybody that I work with
are all Virgoes.
I love how you guys are so organized
and just like driven
and like
got to make this shit work energy.
Do you have any Virgo in your chart?
I don't look into like all of my chart.
I only know my big three.
What's your big three?
I'm a Pisces rising.
and a scorpio moon.
Oh.
Not the, oh, girl.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, so I'm a lot of fixed signs.
But for a lot of my life,
I always thought I was an Aquarius rising
because my mom couldn't remember
the time she gave birth to me
because in the Philippines,
they don't record the time you were born.
Oh, really?
So I've always gone on like an estimate.
And then finally, I don't know why.
One day she finally texted me,
she was like, oh, you were born around eight.
And so every time I was filling out
those signs, I was like,
my mom always said I was born like midnight so I always put 12 yeah yeah and then like yeah and then so my whole life I thought I was an Aquarius rising and now I'm a Pisces rising which kind of explains a lot of my intuitions and like my witchy traits I was wondering if you had Virgo in you because you're a hard worker and very successful in that sense yeah I just grew up broke honestly so I just don't want to go back to that so that's why I'm hard working I'm kidding that'll do it no I I
I just grew up with such hardworking people around me, like my parents.
And, like, that's all we do.
Like, that's all we've done.
My whole entire life was work.
And that's all I really know was, like, seeing my mom work.
And, like, you know, when you're surrounded by just hard workers, you just, you know, it's hard not to be one.
Well, and you also said to you immigrated to Hawaii, right?
When you were, like, eight.
Eight years old, girl.
So your parents were, like, working overtime, I'm sure, to, like, give you guys good life.
So my mom, like, really quickly.
I don't want to tell my whole life story here.
But, like, my mom moved to America with my brother and my sister.
They all came here.
And then my dad was like, leave the middle child behind just in case he cheats on me.
Just fast forward, like eight years after girl, he done cheated on my mom with my maid.
Now they had two kids together.
And then that's how I ended up in America.
But anyways, my mom worked like two jobs.
And so I never really got to, when I moved to America already in Hawaii, my mom worked two jobs.
So I barely saw my mom.
Like she was gone by the time I got out for school and by the time I got home from school, she was still gone.
Yeah.
Because she'd sell, like, vegetables at the Chinatown.
And then she would also be a cook for Schofield for military people.
Oh, yeah.
And I think that taking care or the ability to take care of your family based off what we do now is, like, one of the best parts of what it is we do.
Also, I feel like it's such a, like, foreign kid thing.
Yeah, it's a minority kid thing, too, I think.
I couldn't imagine, like, sending my mom to, like, a care home, like, when she gets home.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
Same.
Well, that's why, like, getting to, like, treat my parents or, like, my sister or my brother or anyone that I've.
love is like the best part about having the platform.
Getting to take care of them is like, I'm like, you could call me a fat bitch.
That's fine.
Yeah.
At least my mom's fed.
You know what I mean?
Not fed.
Keeps that roof up in my head, man.
That's cool with me.
I make that joke all the time because they're like, I don't know how you do it.
I was like, well, it's not hard when you make money.
I don't know what I mean?
Literally.
And everyone that you love loves you back.
Exactly.
That's what I was like.
I just don't care about a bitch.
named Jared in Kansas City.
Like, I don't care about him.
That's how I feel too.
I'm like, especially when I'm home in Hawaii, I care
extra less because I'm like, what y'all
go on do, bitch, fly to Hawaii and fight me?
What the fuck?
Doubt it.
Good luck. Good luck. Get in here.
I'm like, good luck, girl.
Yeah, good luck in here. It's expensive
to fly there from where y'all are at.
And I live in a gated community, so.
Good luck. Good luck.
Extra good luck.
You don't have to parachute into my house.
Okay, so
on this video about this guy who
decided to wear makeup to his terrible friends dinner.
I feel like we keep going in taggents bitch.
That's fine.
I'm so sorry.
That's totally fine.
This comment says if she said don't come with makeup, why would you come with makeup though?
Like they're saying he's being insensitive to her request because it's her birthday, I think.
How important was that dinner that he needed to not come in?
Yeah.
That sounds like that sounds like insecurity more than anything.
Either homophobia, insecurity or both.
I think it's one or the other.
I feel like the only way I,
I could see that being justified.
I don't know if that's the right word,
but if the friend was saying it to him to protect him.
Yeah.
You know, like if she had like a homophobic cousin
that like beats up men in makeup,
then I guess like I would understand
if she was saying it to protect him.
But like even then, like, why would you invite that cousin?
Why would you invite that cousin?
Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I think too.
It says, why can't you just respect people's beliefs
and not do this, do that to someone.
who invited you to their dinner.
That's like you inviting her to dinner
and her bringing a Bible.
So it is homophobia.
There you go.
But also like if her beliefs was,
she didn't like gays
and why you friends were gay?
Girl, like what you mean?
That's like one of those like,
I've seen those like skits when they're like a girl
with a gay best friend or like swears that she's like loved by the gays.
That sounds like who that is.
It's like someone who supports you.
But at the same time it's either too much or they don't actually support you.
when it comes like when push comes to shove like to stand up for you kind of thing
i was like yeah i don't know it's like you invited here to dinner and her bringing a bible
why would you do that at dinner just yeah no i would say don't be for a friend yeah that doesn't
sound like i hope that was the last time you wasted makeup on a bitch yeah uh and this last one
says gay people will never let people have opinions the girl has the worst friends you're right
i will never let you have a opinion bitch
Not on gay people.
I would like that comment, actually.
Yeah, you cannot have an opinion on who somebody is.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you can't decide whether or not that person's worthy of respect and love.
That's not up to you.
It's such a waste of time.
I'm like, you work at bonds.
Like, who cares what you think?
You know what I'm saying?
I will never meet you.
No.
Like, at the time, I say that all the time.
They're like, you know, you should care about why.
Why? Why?
He didn't care about my feelings.
I'm like, why I'm going to start now?
All of a sudden, huh?
All of a sudden we're going to hold hands in kumbaya.
I'm like, girl.
I thought that's why I always say I thought we were joking.
That we were having a good time.
When someone's mean and then I'm mean to them.
I thought you liked to joke.
Like, girl, you wanted to play.
Now that I'm playing with you, bitch, you want to go home and cry.
Mom, she wasn't sharing her toys.
Well, that's like...
I just like, I think you're...
You're just like me in the sense of like, I truly like...
When people are like, how do you not let it get to you?
Hate to get to you or anything like that?
I always think...
I just like don't care.
Yes.
I, like, can't explain.
I can't like tangibly put it into words.
I don't care at all.
What a random shithead dude thinks about me.
I don't care.
Something that I always say is that like I really genuinely think like haters are like ghosts.
Like you really only see them if you look for them.
Oh, period, bitch.
I don't think I have haters
because I don't be looking for my haters, girl.
Also, I don't do anything to get haters.
Like, I really, I'm like,
I'm not saying I'm the most problematic person in the world
and there's no reason to hate me
because, trust me, there's other reasons to hate me.
But I'm just like, I don't give people a reason to hate me.
I'm just here with my chickens, my little niece.
And I'm like, if that bothers you that much, girl,
the problem is you.
I'm not doing anything.
I literally have some dudes who like as soon as I post something, they write some shit.
Like, like a hate comment.
Like as soon as I, like, talk about post notifications being on, bitch.
That's why I said you're a fan.
Like, at this point I'm Junkuk, like, change your profile picture to me.
Like, I'm your BTS fan account at this point.
And I'm BTS.
That's literally what it is.
Girl, they probably know where you're at too.
They're outside right now.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm just like, you're nothing more than a fan at that point.
And I just, I don't care at all what someone who, like, has nothing to offer me.
But this also applies to you, too.
Like, we're, like, so free from the male gaze.
Oh, yeah.
Like, we don't care at all what men think about us in any way, shape, or form.
It means nothing to me.
And men hate that more than anything.
Terrible men hate that more than anything.
It's because I've heard it all.
And, like, you guys are just not creative.
It's boring.
I'm sorry.
Like, girl, I've heard it all before.
Like, even when I came out of the vagina, like, girl, they were like, it's a gay.
Like, I've just heard it all.
Like, there's nothing you can say.
Like, I think what we're trying to say is there's really nothing you can say to hurt us.
No, not at all.
And I said this too.
I attribute a lot of that to my upbringing.
And your upbringing is similar to mine.
Girl.
My biggest bullies, I lived with them.
Girl, I lived with my biggest bully.
That's why I'm like, y'all, like, literally have no idea.
Like, if you grew up in my biggest.
my house, like, you wouldn't be such a little
softy about jokes.
You know what I'm saying?
Also, I don't mean to stereotype, but girl,
y'all really gonna fuck with a Samoan girl online.
I'm sorry, but I could never,
like, and I'm surrounded by, like,
all types of Pacific Islanders.
You don't f*** with Samoan.
Oh, yeah, girl, because the whole family pose up.
I'm telling you right now.
The way it spreads, like, wildfire.
The way that someone, this is like some inside of,
T and you probably know this.
Samuans will blindly hate
someone just because someone they know
said they don't like them. Period.
And one thing about a Sam, they will
take that grudge to the grave, bitch.
Have you ever seen Hobbs and Shaw?
I'm cracking up.
Hold on.
Have you ever seen Hobbs and Shaw?
Has anyone seen that movie?
No, I don't know. You're talking about.
No. Okay, that's the one with the Rock, right?
And he goes back to Samoa, but he's really
in Hawaii. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so there's a scene where he goes back and he, like,
left his family behind and he has like 17 brothers real like someone shit he goes back to the
house and the older brother's like out of here like I'm not helping you he's like I need your help
to save the world you know what I mean and then the brother's like I would rather the world burn to
the ground than help you that's how much I hate you and then I said that's someone right there
that was the most someone part of that whole movie I said it's nice to feel to see yourself
represented on the screen is someone literally like I'll die I'll literally come my job before
help you. That's such a someone thing.
So much comments of like my early
videos with my sister. I was like, you guys are, you're
so mean to your sister and like
I could never speak to my brother
like that.
Good.
Okay, then don't. We weren't raised like that girl.
We weren't. If you had her as a sister,
you would talk like that.
Literally, bitch. I'm like,
I'm sorry your sister loves you.
What do you want me to say? I'm sorry you love
your siblings. Oh my God.
Like, what? What do you want me to do?
Like, girl, I didn't grow up with my siblings.
I also grew up with a mother who had like a hard time showing any types of affection.
So like the whole I love you thing with my siblings.
It's so hard.
Like I genuinely love my sister.
I genuinely.
And you probably, yes, you do love your siblings.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't hug.
We don't be like saying.
Girl, it takes me.
Even right now.
Like, it's making me anxious to like think about complimenting my sister.
I'm just such a, I'm not a physical touch person.
either.
And my sister is.
And so is my brother.
So my sister will hug me and I'm like, okay.
Like my brother too.
Like he's so affectionate like physically.
And I'm always like, all right.
Like that's enough.
Yeah.
I just, I've always been that way.
I attributed to my Virgo, but it's not a Virgo thing.
I just, it's just me.
I just don't like being touched.
Are you words of affirmation type again?
Yeah, I love words.
Yeah.
But say to me six feet away.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, my sister.
But she's the same way.
Like I was just telling this story.
we were on like um have been to Disneyland yes so you have like Guardians of Galaxy the like up and down ride
I haven't gone on that one but yes okay so it like goes up and down right we were on it and we're like screaming ha ha ha having fun and then like we both went to grab the little handle and we grabbed each other's hands
and in the middle of dropping we're like ew ew and then she goes don't touch me I go I didn't do that on purpose we're like arguing on the ride it's going up and down and I'm like ew
It's so also funny to see, do you have nephews and nieces yet?
No, not yet.
Girl, you're going to see how quickly you switch, girl.
How much you love affection?
How much you love them?
Because I'm like, ugh, I hate the fact that you look like my sister, but I love,
I literally love Clayo with my whole entire heart.
Like I think I project how I wish my relationship with my sister was, like how, not how I wish,
because I genuinely love my relationship with my sister,
especially right now where we are at.
Yeah.
But I kind of project, like, how much I wish I hugged my sister more,
like how much I kiss my sister or like even just like say I love you
because I could say and kiss, hug, Cleo all the time.
She has a phone now, girl.
I'm FaceTiming Cleo more than I FaceTime my sister.
Girl, you're going to have a whole switch up when your siblings have kids.
That's true.
You're going to be the best auntie.
I know.
If you don't get to it first.
Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to be.
I'm trying to be an aunt.
That's my goal.
I'm like, well, I have a son.
I have a dog.
That's my son.
That's my blood right there.
So, with all that being said,
I think we gave a lot of tips on how to be the baddest.
Yeah.
We really did.
Don't, yeah, don't be friends with friends.
Don't be friends with people who tell you not to show up in meeting.
And show out.
With no makeup.
Like, yeah, like, I always encourage my friends to be the baddest of all time.
Yeah.
I only roll with dimes.
Don't be yourself
Yeah exactly
That's why I said
If she doesn't have the skill that you had
Makeup line
She could have just said that
She could have asked you to help her out
I think that confidence
comes from within
It's like it's purely derived from you
It's not from pulling from others
That's what all of these videos did
It's like they derive their confidence
From pushing other people down
Yes
And you are not a baddie if that's the case
You're a bitch
Yes if your confidence
Come from other people's
Like
Insecurities
Bringing them down, girl, that is not confidence.
Girl, that's actually like just insecurity.
Yeah, like painful and probably can't get it past the cheeks.
Yeah.
Very much that.
Thank you so much for coming today.
I absolutely adore you.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for having me, Drew.
You're the best.
Thank you.
So what else do you have on the horizon?
Oh, my God.
I didn't even know you were going to ask.
I actually have a book coming out in February 14th.
Mark your calendars.
I don't have a vans.
Valentine's Day yet.
What if the guy that came and, like, fixed my mic was looking for one?
But yeah, my book, You're That Bitch, comes out in February 14.
Valentine's Day.
Yes, Valentine's Day.
Oh, my God.
Congratulations, bitch.
I'm so happy for you.
And congrats on season three.
Thanks, babe.
So exciting.
I adore you.
I'm obsessed with you.
Thank you for coming.
My local kind bitch.
Thank you all for joining into this episode of the comment section show.
and make sure you all follow Breitman on everything.
Where can everybody find you?
Everything is at Bremen Rock, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, TikTok,
and of course, OnlyFans at Bremen Rock.
Period.
I don't have an OnlyFand.
I honestly was not going to question you.
I was going to be like, period.
Yeah, I love how you just like, period.
I'm like, no, I don't, but let me know.
Let me know if I should.
Yeah, you know in the comment section.
Thank you all for joining me on this episode of the Common Section show.
Thank you so much to my very special guest, Brevin Rock.
Make sure y'all follow him on everything.
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