The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - DECEPTIVELY FAST Ft. Ilona, Olivia, and Adrianna Maher | Episode 203

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

This week, Drew is joined by ALL of the Maher sisters: Ilona, Olivia and Adrianna! They talk about their favorite running bits, their roles in a buddy comedy, reading smut, Olivia’s pageant era, getting constructive criticism from your sisters, and so much more. Ilona IG: https://www.instagram.com/ilonamaher/Olivia IG: https://www.instagram.com/liviemaher/Adrianna IG: https://www.instagram.com/adriannamaher/House of Maher Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/houseofmaher/ Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, which I was like, that's fucked up and weird. It's not a compliment, I get back. Hey, so not like a volleyball player, like a discos thrower, the big woman sport. You like, take another look. I was like, wait, try again. One more time.

Well, it says volleyball, no? Hey, everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry, me, your favorite. Everybody knows me who cares about me. On to the guest. Today we have the trio to end all trios, the one, the only, the Marr sister.

Yes. Yeah, Olivia, Alona, Adriana. Everyone. Whole fans here, whole gang's here. Happy to have you ladies. Thank you so much. Look at half an All-Star episode. Right.

Because Alona's been on before. Right. But now she came sistered up. With some stragglers. She can't get rid of us. We pulled the minivan right up. You guys had a free Wednesday and said, clock in.

Yeah. Let's get to work. We said, what are you doing? We're coming. Well, I'm happy to have you all here. How's life? It's good. We spend a lot of time together now. We work together, you know, but it's good.

It's exciting to do life with your sister. Luckily is that. Like, like each other enough. I can't imagine other people doing this. Like, I sleep in the same bed as Olivia right now. Yeah, like she's in the one bedroom. It's a lot. Right.

You guys are one. We are one. And Alona has a two bedroom now, but she's like getting used to living alone. So we're giving her the space to explore and do that, you know? But I'm like, soon enough, Adriana will be sent over there. But last night, she went for, like, wine and takeout. Love. And she goes this morning, she's like, I was all my best behavior.

I felt like it was a trial run. See if I could vibe. See if I could be there. See if it was all right. I knew we were just hanging out. But I had a moment there. I was like, because Alona already had like wine out and like the takeout. I was like, is she like trying to see if I'm cool?

Like if I can be cool. Giving the roommate experience. Yeah, literally. Like, can I match her energy that she wants in it? And I think I did actually. I think I'm going to make it. Did she make it? What do we think?

I don't, I just don't think she'll want to live with me. You too, I will say these two are very similar. Right. In just the way, like, their humor and the way they vibe, the things they like to do. So they can just spend all day together, which I can hang with them as well, but they are very similar in so many ways. So she'll come live with me and I'll go to the gym for like four hours. And then she's stuck there where she can hang with live.

And she's like, wow, no journaling at the cafe. No sister time. Exactly. You make it sound like we're acquaintances. Really do. Don't know if I'm vibing with her. Like you and Olivia just vibe and like, you're one. And I was like, you still are my sister.

Right. I still think that we maybe have something as well. Right. I believe in us. The energy is very much is it's not you, it's me. Right. Okay. Like, you have it so much better with her.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, whatever you want. It works, honestly, I think. And honestly, alone, I feel you because I'm also a middle child. Yeah. So I'm very similar to you, like, outside of my brother and my sister. Like, a huge thing about my brother and sisters, they're very physical.

so they love to like hold hands, hug, touch. Yeah. I don't. Like, I'm not a fan of that. And I never have been since I was a kid. Don't diagnose me. Every time I say it, they give me something new. Stop it.

I already am going through it. But my sister literally the other day, she was like, I always know when you're like kind of sad because you let me hold your hand. Aw. I was like, okay. Okay. Literally on Thanksgiving,

because I made turkey for our Thanksgiving this year because I made it for the first time. last year, killed. So this year I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do it again. Cried twice, still twice. You know, frustration, anger. I'm also like, I hate when I'm not good at things immediately. Right. So there's that too. A little bit of a struggle there. But she persevered and she came out great. And I was like, dude, come try the turkey, like telling my sister. And she came over. And then she was like, okay, can you cut me a piece? I'm like, yeah. So I like cut her a piece and I'm holding like this. And then she like, is, I'm not even holding it high. I'm literally going like this to her hand.

Yeah, she's like, she bends over at the waist to grab it from my hand. I was like, bro, bro, bro, and she starts laughing. I'm like, knock it off. Take this out of my hand. What am I going to feed you? You're nuts. So that's a John. John is very touchy, cozy, cuddly.

And I forget what it was. We were at my place and alone I hugged her. Like something happened. I was kind of joking like, oh, yay, and I hugged her and I turned into each on. I was like, wow, nice. It's because you get stingy with it. She's been like, She's forever.

Really gave you to come over. Right. There'll be moments. So sometimes, for a while there, when we'd go back home, Olivia would sleep in my bed because I'd have a queen bed. We all have twins, you know,

when I got the queen. She got a big girl bed for some reason. I'm not sure I was in the house still. I'm in my fool. That rattles. You're full. That was a twin. Oh, twin.

Yeah, you're right. That's crazy thinking about you guys sleeping in a twin. Yeah. It's not a twin. It's a, not the big one. I'm talking about just generally. When I go back home, I'm still in that twin.

They're not even twin X-L. It's like you get in college. Yeah, I know. But Olivia and I sleep in it sometimes together. I don't know where it started, but if we laugh too hard or anything, Adriana can like sentence it or we'll know as well if, oh, John is going to come in and we'll hear a little pitter-patter and then John be like, what were you guys laughing at? The door crack.

And then so we try to come in, it's like, it's midnight, please leave. She's having a great time in here without me. Exactly. It'll be like 10 p.m. We've just gone to bed. And they're like laughing up a storm. Girl, would you save your best jokes for then? Yeah.

When I'm not there. I'm having FOMO. She's doing a tight 10. She comes in and she's like, what do you all up to? Well, you guys do have that in common with me and my sister where we're very like, it's not that funny. Like if I were to sit here and explain it to you, it'd be even less funny. It's just one of those things where only my sister would get.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we have so many jokes like that, like, where I'm like, I just, here's one. Sometimes we have bits that like we carry, like, since we were kids, which probably should have told me early on that we were going to be not serious in a job for real. Right. But there was like one, what was the one I was thinking of? Oh, it's this. This is the ride.

That's the bit. Right. So like we've said that a million times in context that make zero sense, but it's any time we're waiting in a line. So like if we're waiting in a long line, someone go, when do we get to the ride? And then someone else goes, this is the ride. So every time someone says, when do we get to the ride,

the other person has to reciprocate. It's like, it has to happen now. And we were explaining it's literally from an episode of the fairly odd parents where they go to escalator land and the whole amusement park is escalators. And then they're like on one. And then they go, when do we get to the ride? And so it goes, this is the ride.

Not funny. You guys just laughed so hard as kids. aggressively unfunny. Like not funny, still isn't funny. Every time we say it, we're like, but it's so funny that it's not funny. Yeah, and I explained that whole bit to Carrie, who's our best friend and also my assistant.

And I was like, you know, you ever seen that episode? She goes, no, but I have heard you guys say that a lot. And now it makes me more mad knowing the context. Oh, right, right. And I was like, oh, how bitch can't be funny? Oh, okay. It's illegal to tell jokes nowadays. Do you guys have bits that you workshop?

We've got this one where it's, I don't know, came out of, maybe it was from the Taylor Swift concert where we'll be just doing nothing or something cool and we're just, should we go live right now? Should we go live? Like, we could go live right now. And it kills every time.

I forgot about that. We will be doing nothing. The most moment of day and shows just, should we go live right now? I don't even know, see, I don't even know what they're talking about. They just have these jokes. You can say that one too.

But I'm like, it feels like you guys started. I would just be. Now it's like a big loser joining your joke. When she was popping off in the rugby sphere and we'd be at games, you're like, should we go live right now? Should we do that? Should we go live right now? And one time we did go live, and we had like a blast doing it. Oh, it was so much fun.

It was after the bronze medal match in the Paris Olympics. And we were like out partying in the streets with like all of Paris and their cops and whatever. And I was like, I'm going to live right now! And I went live and I made $30. I made $1.36. Yeah. I love that.

What the freak? That's what I'm about. That'll tell you. No, you have a skill for going live. No, exactly. We have that, a similar bit to that. Instead of saying live, though, we like go, if someone's taking a picture, like, near me,

so like they're taking a picture like this, I go, oh my God, are you taking a picture of me? Wait, you should post it in your story. Wait, wait, wait, tag me. Wait, no, wait, don't post. Okay, wait, no, record it again and then tag me. Like, we have to, like, keep going for, like, at least five minutes, and it's like,

I think we hit it all. All right, no more jokes. Done. That's how it works. Sorry, I just think better. Recently, Olivia's been doing, you know, when you're trying to tell a story and you're like, and then went to the store and then, um, and she's like, please tell me. You gotta let me know.

No, don't, no, seriously tell me. You gotta let me know. It's just like, oh, sorry, no, and then we just got go cheese and like, yeah. And it gets to the point where it sounds like somebody's about to start telling a story. They're like, oh my god, tell me, what is it? You got it. Stop. No, spit it out what is it?

I'm on the edge of my seat. They're just breathing in, ready to say something. It's so funny when she does it to someone else. But when she does it to me, I'm like, shut up, shut up, for real. I get, I'm not fast. I know when the bits, when the bits are used on yourself, you're like, not funny.

Not funny. That's so not funny. Yeah. Not fucking funny. This one, I don't know if this is a bit, but when we walk outside and it's even slightly cold out, we all go, burh, like really loud and it makes me laugh every time.

It's like, burr, like, I don't know why, every time I'm giggling. Wow. I love a nonsensical bit that like it works in the flow of conversation. So anyone who's not familiar with your lore is like, what was that? No. Like, this is another one we do where we're like, if I get up to go get something and I'm like, oh, I'm going to go get a drink.

And they're like, can you grab me a whatever while you're up? I'll go, can I? Really? Can I? No, wait. No. Don't say, can I? That gets people every time.

And honestly, sometimes we do it when you're being annoying. Like you're just asking me to get too many things. Another one to that is like, anything else while I'm up? Yeah. Anything else while I'm up? While I'm up for the table. Anything else? Love a good bid.

Or I love the clap if you ever been a fat camp. And then we all clap. I'm like, ah! Don't cancel us. Don't cancel us. I think it's funny. As a big bitch, it's okay. We're big, we're big, big.

Where's that fat camp one from? Oh, Wendy Williams. Yeah. Clap you've ever been in packing out. Yeah, that's what. The best one-liner woman to ever exist. To ever exist. That's right.

It's like, James. We do that a lot too. Sometimes we'll just test. James, what was that? James. Death to all of them. She's talking about her experience. Clap if you think they should suffer.

Well, I love that we are very similar in that, sister bits. Speaking of sister bits, you guys have a podcast together. Please tell me about how some are. Do we ever? Like the inception of it, how it came to be. love to know. Right, right. Team? Who wants to take it? It wants to take it. Alona, you look ready. Oh, man, aren't already. No, I've been getting, like, a lot of requests to do a podcast or to host a podcast, but it'd never been on my radar, really, I think. I, um, I like chatting. I also like

chatting about myself, you know? You see. I get it. Trust me. You know, um, so my agent was like, well, no, Alona wouldn't want to do this, but, you know, you. know if you would include her sisters like we can have things so that was such the company we are with wave uh we're like okay yeah let's do that and so we got everybody on board and um kind of built it all together and took a while to find the name and the vibe of it but wanted to be like you know welcoming into our house and us as family because we were very tight family we're a small family but tight family and uh we started when i was in england and you know i've been doing uh zooms and whatnot but i definitely like the in person i think it's so much different

than when I'm on Zoom. Virtual. It's just such a different vibe to it. But we've got to meet so many cool people. Like, I mean, I met Malala before, but chatting with Malala and all sorts of amazing guests. Yeah. When we were on with you guys, my sister goes,

it's crazy because Malala was like before us. So I'm like, yeah, like no, for sure. Put me after her. In good company. Yeah, right. Mission is the same. Right. That's fucking crazy.

That is so cool. She's fabulous. She loves women's sports. And so we met her in England. She came to one of the lonest matches and we all watched together. together. Yeah, that was fab. Mm-hmm. So we've just, it's been really cool to do.

I think like stepping in that role, learning how to, as well, interview and talk with people. It's, you know, something you've gotten so good at. So we're all figuring that out and the flow of it as well. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. There's a lot. There's a learning curve. Instead of like, you know, there are some where it's very much so like, oh, they're here to be interviewed. Right. Whereas like you and Dason came on ours and it's fun and it's a

conversation. Yeah. Bouncing. It's girls hanging out and aren't like, Giggle Fest. Giggle Fest. I agree with you. It's like interviewing is like a whole other thing entirely, especially when you're talking to like talent. Right. But also I'm with y'all. Like I like a conversational vibe a lot more.

Yeah. Because I feel like there's so many canned interview, interviews already, like there's so many people like, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, like Seth Myers. Like they all do very similar like, I ask you a lot of questions. You already know the questions. You already have the answers.

You just say them back to me and then people get to watch you talk. Yeah. Which is why it's funny because I feel like when I have guests like you guys or if I have like a chapel, a Cynthia Revo, whatever, sometimes I'll get comments when they're like, God, that girl talks so fucking much like about me. What? On my show. Which is funny because at first I was like, what the fuck? But then I start realizing like, especially after chapel, I was like, here's the thing about this show. Yeah. Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to hear me talk to because it's mine. Yeah.

But if you want to hear her say the same shit, she's already. said and just answers the questions, you can watch her on anything else. But like it's also annoying too, because you guys get this because you're sisters. When you talk, sometimes you talk over each other unintentionally, like sometimes you like interrupt, sometimes you derail and then come back and they're like, God, just sick, I want you to talk to her and I don't want you to ask, don't want you to put stories of yourself. Like they're, they get so frustrated, but when they are like, oh, it's too much interrupting or

you're talking over, whatever. I'm like, do you guys talk to anybody? Anybody ever. Do you have siblings? Do you have a friend? Like that's really especially when you're king when you're like having a girl fast like you're queening out. Yeah. Obviously you're gonna be talking, talky, talking and talking over each other. It gets even better things. That's why it's like it's a ladder. You're building to something. Oh, God. And I honestly, if I had a nickel for how many times like I'm talking to my sister and my mom like and we start one place, never finish that one and somewhere completely different. Like happens all the time. We're just jumping. Yeah. like tracks all the fucking time like even when I talk to my man sometimes talk to him and I'll be starting like oh my god you know what I saw today and then I'll end up talking about like

the origins of the Titanic yeah and then he's like what was that thing you originally told me I was like so until I was pregnant can you believe but I talked for 45 minutes about something else I'm like that's fun yeah that's sisters and that's well that's what I liked about your guys's show I thought it was fun because it's like a real flowing conversation. Everyone can just kind of queen out. We try. Have a diva off. We try.

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Exclusion supplies to homedebo.com slash price match for details. No, I felt like we were equal match all of us across the board. I felt the same way. That's what I said. It feels wrong that Jason's not here right now. I know. I'm having real ghost slam right now. You keep turning to inside.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I wish she was here. As if she's not, she's behind that camera. She's literally right off camera. She's here. But what has been the coolest thing about doing House of Marr together? I think working together in such a public way, I guess, has been weird but cool, because obviously your sisters, you talk about whatever you say, what's on your mind. Like, these people have been with me.

I mean, I've been with them their whole lives and sort of most of mine. And so we, like I, I, and I sister, Jerolona, right? So we already work together in that way. Joanna does some supporting staff work. Like, that's my elite. Love. That's my elite employee, right? That's my number one.

Number one. I'm chief of staff. That's part, like, so it's like already, having worked together, we already know we have, like, a good working, you know, relationship. And I say this a lot where people are like, I can never work with my sister. Right.

Sucks to suck, like. I mean, that sucks. We get business, we get, we have a good time. We go and eat good food. We like, we get, you know, we get the job done, and it's fun while doing it, I like to think. And so I think that this was a fun next step to just keep things, rocking and rolling,

and just being able to laugh and giggle. And that's my dream job. No shit. I've said that too about my sister. I get that question a lot too. Like, how do you work with your sister? And I was like, well, because I love my sister. So that's one.

Also, I think we're the funniest people on planet Earth. So that works too. And I was like, and then also I feel like, and you guys are probably like this too, I'm sure. Like my mom said this too when we first started doing a podcast together. Also that like we're sisters first, co-workers second. Yeah. So like if at any point something comes between us as sisters, it's not worth it.

It's dropping it, not doing it, because sisters matter more. So I think understanding that dynamic, plus you guys are closer in age, right? Like how far apart are you guys? Two years, two and a half. Okay, yeah. So like, I think that helps too. Like we grew up going to school together. Like we learned to drive together.

Like we've done literally everything together since we were little. Gone through the highs and lows. Absolutely. And we've shared a room. Like, I did not have my own room until I was like a senior in college because I shared a room with her until she left. And then I went to college. had roommates and then when I was a senior I finally had my own room like ever but I saw a roommate

own room yeah my own room I was like wow just for me this is what it's all about yeah this is what I work towards but I did it all for it's the top early mornings late nights right here were you guys really close growing up yes well yes so they were always like one year apart like a long it was a senior she was a junior same that was in my sister oh so they're They were very close. They did all the sports together. They were captains. And I was like the stinky little sister

who like wasn't like cool. I was very annoying. That was very annoying. So it took like we were still close then, but it really took I think me kind of going to college to be seen as like an adult and us to like really start to think find our vibe. Find your like adult friendship.

Yeah. I feel you because sister friendship but then adult friendship it changes a little bit. It's so good. And like people always say like oh we've always been close. And like we always like we've got along. We were on the same teams together. We were both very socially awkward and like quiet and weird.

Nobody leaves us when we tell them that we were weird, but we did it together. Whereas her, she was very cool and she would party and she had friends whereas we didn't have those. And so we felt so like miles apart. Like we were four and a half years apart basically. And that felt so young. Everything she did, I could see myself in her.

I was like, don't do that and she'd do it anyway. So then I'd get mad. Like, why aren't you listening to me? So we fought a lot. But now as an adult, like that's my closest friend. friend, like my elite employee, but also like one of my closest friends. She makes me laugh harder than anybody in the entire world. What the hell are we laughing at this morning in some coffee shop?

Oh, she likes to talk so quietly and we were right behind a fucking speaker. And so she was going, and I just go, she goes, she wound the arm up. She had one of these like an old man. She's like, no, for sure, whisper party, let's do that. Yeah, she made me laugh so hard. I was shaking the whole boot that I would do. Why would you want to live with me? We wouldn't laugh like that.

Yes, we would. You wouldn't laugh like that. That would make you laugh to that. We wouldn't laugh like that. I'm telling you. Shut up. We would never laugh like that. We would have a loner.

Stop. I know my audience. I can really get you guys. Exactly. We actually went to Disneyland on my mom's birthday recently. Love. And we were on the Incredica coaster. And my sister and I like,

since we were kids, like every time there's a picture, we're like, what are we doing? Yeah. Like, we always planned poses together, even now. And so, like, she was like, we planned on the ride before, so we forgot to plan. I'm already laughing. It's not even that funny. And, like, we were on the roller coaster. And, like, as we were approaching the camera, I, like, go, dude, what are we going to do?

And she goes, oh, let's do this. And I go, perfect. And then we're both holding the pose. We go under the camera, no camera, no camera, no nothing, dead silent, both of us at the same time, oh. I had tears to me, now my face, I was like, both of us just immediately, like, it felt like, because it was incredible, like, because you have that thing over, you, like, hold your hands up, like, you're trying to be silly with your hands, and the way we were both so humiliated, no one took a picture that we were like, oh, the way I tucked my hands in like this, and I don't want to be. tears streaming down my face. I was like, oh. And that's only funny with your sister.

No, and we felt like I felt such a collective embarrassment with her. Like, we were both like, oh, like. Because the face was not funny, but it was stupid. And we were both like, like doing it. And we were, oh, my, my God. If someone saw me pose. They have on a video somewhere. I literally tears streaming down my face.

I laughed for 20 minutes. I was literally like, I can't breathe. I was like, I need to calm down. Like it was one of those where I was laughing so hard. I had to calm down. You had to remove yourself. You should call the mouse, get that footage. Yeah.

Someone, there's a security guy somewhere. There's somewhere. Holy fuck, dude. We were so, like, I was like, that was so embarrassing. I'm so glad nobody saw me not get my picture taken just now. That was fucking horrible. But I get it. I get it.

It's like, it's something only your sister would get. And then you're in public, so it's not that funny, but you keep laughing. So you have to keep laughing because it's uncomfortable. I'm like, oh, it's beautiful. On the same ride, one time we were like, the exact same ride. One time I made a joke about someone that we knew. And I was like, what do you think he's doing right now?

It makes no sense. Like I was just like, what do you think he's doing right now? Like, while we're actively on this roller coaster, she laughed till we got to the very end. And then when we were at the end of the roller coaster, she goes, what do you think he's doing right now? We never even answered the fucking question. It doesn't make sense.

It's not funny. Again, tears down my face. Nobody would get it. That's why I was like, my sister's the funniest person I know, ever, personally, outside of my of course of course so I get like growing closer when you go a little bit older but we were kind of like the two of you where we were we did everything together including sports yeah one year in grade yeah that's exactly so like

it was it was something that I think was really good for us and then also when she went to college it was just like goodbye right when she left I was like oh that's devastating I felt like I was so sad when she went but I was also like kind of stoked because I got my own room for a little bit oh yes I am but I will cry in my room by my back. Right. Right. And every time she came home, we would share a twin bed too, so there you go.

Would you do Charlie in the chocolate factory? It was like a full, like kind of full bed. But we would sleep, yeah, like feet to head. Probably like your grandparents. Well, she always wanted to sleep head to head obviously because she wants to like hold my hand while asleep. And I'm like, Dason, not. And I literally be like, I'm gonna put a pillow between us.

Like, don't. That's what she does. We got two pillows between us every night. It's just beautiful wall. I was like, cake a night. Like, good night. Turn my back to it. Bye.

She's like shouting over the wall. Love you. No, and if I touch the like the pillow wall, she's like, back up. Back up. Back up. Yeah, so don't. Hey, hey, what do you need?

What do you knock? You can ask from over there. You can knock on the wall. You know what, Alona? I think either would make a wonderful roommate. Either sister. They can live with me. I'm genuinely telling them.

They're not gonna have as much fun as you guys do together. I'm telling you right now. I do need some space to myself. I'm really hurtful. I will say that. I've been around my sisters in my space for so long. Right, that's too.

I can't even keep like a sweatshirt at her. She's like, I need it gone. Yeah, she's like. You're like you. Oh, sorry. Like Marie Kondo. That's right. This doesn't bring me joy.

It's not sparking joy. You gotta go. Yeah, we're very, like, because we have our own homes too. Like, we'll call each other 50 times a day, like about nothing. Yep. Like, we'll just be about, dude, I thought of something funny. and then we'll just talk for an hour. FaceTime.

Right, yes, face time. Always FaceTime. And then, like, I'll be like, well, you can come over. And then we both are like, no. No. I think I'm going to stay home and you're going to stay home. And that's okay. Yeah.

And Adrienne is usually based in New York City. Like, she's flying out later tonight, actually. So we do FaceTime a lot. Like, we just exist with each other on the phone. Need to. And it works. Need that. One time you guys were, I figure where you were like a Pilates class or something together.

And I was bored in your apartment. I was like, I should FaceTime. someone open up FaceTime when to go call you guys oh like I was so used to like calling them on repeat right they're busy right okay I know you guys said you played sports together what sports did you all play together I don't remember well so Olivia and I we did a lot of the same stuff but in the fall that was the one time we did different she would play soccer I play field hockey tea I think I did that in middle school just to like change it up a little bit and and not do the same thing as her.

But then we both did basketball together and we both did softball together. Nice. And then Adriana came to the high school and I think it was tough because all of a sudden, you know, she comes to this environment. Everyone's like, oh, so you're gonna be like your sisters. You're gonna play all the sports like your sisters.

And they were very good. They were like three season captains, like always in the newspaper. Then I'm coming up with my really bad softball pitching and they're like, we got another mar. Yeah. No. Yeah.

Legacy. We got one. Give it up for. Wellington Legacy. That's us. Seahorse legacy. I really just rejected all that I was like, I can't do this. I think I did one season of field hockey.

And then I got through basketball tryouts with a lot of crying. And then eventually my friend was talking up track and field and she was a thrower and like, they're doing this and this. And I called my dad like during study hall. I was like, can I please do track and field? He's like, as long as you're playing a sport. My family was the same fucking way. Did your parents make you play sports?

Yes. All three, all four years, all three seasons. So I did volleyball, soccer, track. Like in fall, whatever, winter spring. And so we both did that. What were your track events? Throwing, obviously. Discus, chap, but you all.

Yeah, discus and shop. I knew what it was going to be, Drew. I didn't want to profile you. I didn't want to, like, eat in a box. Everyone in here is a thrower, okay. Look at the shoulders in this. Yeah, let me. Like we're built like throwers, that's what I'm saying.

You almost need a bigger couch for us three. That's why I was like, yeah, obviously it was a thrower. Which is funny because the main year I was throwing, I was like, because soccer was my main sport, so I, you know, I played travel ball like the most. And that was where I was like, this is going to take me to college. So I'm not really worried about high school. I loved volleyball because it felt like a vacation from my main sport.

And I was like, I love volleyball. Volleyball is so fun. And then, but soccer was. was my main thing. So I had to do another one to letter or whatever. My mom was like, you have to pick something. And I was like, I don't wanna fucking run. And I can't play softball.

Like that was like one I never really latched on to. My mom was so bummed. She's like, you guys don't do either of the sports I did. Oh no. My mom was softball and cheerleading. And like honestly, one year, me and days were like, let's do fucking cheer. And then we went to the camp and everything.

And then the day of the like final tryout, like the callback or whatever, we both got a callback and we both were like, And we just didn't show up. I was like, never mind. I don't want to do that shit. And then I just went back to playing volleyball and doing like track and shit.

Professional volleyball or like the NCAAs, like that's like, can I say this word, the cuntiest sport. It is. The way they deck themselves out, the way they present, like, I don't know if it's the jewelry, it's the earrings, it's all.

I loved everything about it. It's so cool. So fun. It's so cool. It was a blast. And like, when we did track, we both threw because I didn't want to, once I found throwing,

I was like, fuck yeah, because I didn't want to run. I was like, all I do is, run, in soccer. I don't want to do that.

So we threw, and then we both made varsity. My sister actually set a high school record. Okay. Does it stand to this day? I think so. It was still in, like, top 10. It was in discus,

which is so funny. There's two professional athletes in this room. Right. No, there's literally two amongst us. They walk amongst us. I see you days. Celebrities, they're just like us. They're just like us.

And I never, like, took throwing seriously. Like I was like, I did enough to make varsity. But I don't know if your guys' track and field was like this. Like our track and field would like, he would kind of run it. Like, it would almost reset every week. So like you could like, you could make varsity. But if someone did a little bit better than you, they could like move you down. Like theater. Right, which I, exactly, which I thought was bullshit. But there was one girl that sometimes

would try to edge me out. And every time she tried to edge me out, I was like, well, now I I got to take this shit seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And then I would really lock in for a couple weeks and then I'd be like, all right, back to bullshitting. Back to do it. And my coach used to tell my sister all the time, if your sister took this seriously, like, she could go to the Olympics. Because I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, which I was like, that's fucked up.

It's not a compliment. Hey, so not like a volleyball player, like a discous thrower. Oh, right. Right. The big woman sport. Take another look. I was like, wait, try again. One more time.

It says volleyball, no? You put more earrings in. Yeah, and I, because I, every time I threw discus, I would be like, scratch. Whatever. Because I just didn't care. And at that point, I was like, whatever. And it's ironic, actually, too, because my man went to high school with us. And we weren't dating at the time.

We were just friends. But he joined throwing two because he saw that we were doing it. And he was like, oh, that's an easy letter. Because he played football all the time. Right. So he was like, oh, easy. And they were both seniors at the same time. So we were all fucking off together in that sport.

And sometimes, like, he, Dazen actually got a throwing scholarship offer because of her record and everything. And my, when we got the letter, because we're that old, like, we got a letter. Yeah. Um, Dason was like, what the fuck? Like, we were like, I don't even know where this came from.

And then our coach, like, sent in, like, her shit, her tape and shit, which is like, it felt like a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, varsity blues. I was like, what is this? You should have been, like, crying, like, yeah. He's like, yeah, little all me, going to the big city.

They're stalking us. Like, go. And my sister was like, no, actually, I'm going to U of O. Like, she had already committed to another school. So she's like, no, I'm going to U of O. So. Sorry. And I was actually kind of fired up because I didn't end up playing sports in college,

which I was like, wow. And then when I went to college as a freshman, I really was like, what do I do with all my time? What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? Like, you go get jobs and you make real money. Right. Like, I literally was like, that was like my whole life for so long that I, I had so much free time.

I was like, well, I guess, like, was it good for you or not good? Because, like, there is something about having sports and, like, the special. Yeah, it wasn't as hard of a transition for me because I tore my ACL at MCL, all of it. I toured it as a ninth grader. So I tore that and then had surgery, went to rehab, all that stuff, came back in 10 months, then kept playing to finish out soccer. Then I got soccer scholarships, which I was like, maybe.

But then I got an academic scholarship and I was like please let me quit Please let me quit. So my parents was like please let me quit I don't want to play anymore Right and my mom was like well I don't care and I was like parent Going to college for as like a normal student so I think like because I had already torn my knee like young I think I was already kind of working towards like what is life without sports? Your body was ready Right I was like what am I going to do if I don't play sports? Yeah yeah yeah I don't know if you guys have this mind but I was very like of the mind like I'm I'm going to play sports. I'm going to like a scholarship.

I'm going to go all four years. That's what I'm going to do. And then after I'll figure out like job, what I'm going to do. I was always ready to be done. Get me out of this. I did track for two weeks in college. Most because the coach had come to watch me. And I was like in high school.

I was like, oh, someone's scouting me. This is so exciting. And so I was like, oh, let me, I'll do a little bit of a sport. And I hated those two weeks so much. And it's D3. I went to a D3 school. Right. And they were treating it like it was D1.

Like it was like 6 a.m. lifts, the this and the that. And it's throwing that no one really cared about. And so it was like led by like the junior. And I was like, I'm not doing this. I'm going to get a job. I'm going to make money with this time. And it's like that job then led me to my career. And I was like, thank God I quit.

Right. I think that's a younger person, a youngest sibling thing too. My brother could not give a fuck if he tried about football. Girl, he didn't give a damn. Every time. Parents kept a minute? Yeah. Because they just wanted him to finish it at that point.

I think because my brother is so much younger than us too, like we were like sports, sports, sports, sports all the time. My brother early on, not feeling it. Like he's like real like, we put him in soccer when he was a baby, like young.

And that was like, it was like AYSO. So it's like the young, everybody makes a team. It's like you're called the blueberries, like shit like that. My brother, they would all be running and like, you know, generally kids aren't good at sports, but they're like chasing the general traffic. Yeah. My brother back turned whole time.

He's like imagining in his head. He's like, he's acting like method acting by himself. Nothing about sports. Nothing about soccer. He would not give a fuck less. Like back turned. Like he didn't care at all. I was in the soccer goal doing a ballerina turns.

Yeah, my parents were so like it was such a foreign concept because my sister and I locked in early, like as athletes. Like I literally, I was in AYSO also as a kid. And like because I was so, God. damn big. Someone was like, get that man in my office. Like literally someone said, whose child is that? Because I was so humongous. And then they were like, has she thought about doing like travel wall or anything like that? They invited me to a tryout because I was just that fucking big. Yep. And then I made it. And then that was my whole life till I was 18. Me, I played soccer.

But then at one point, I was so much bigger than the other girls. They were like, she takes up most of the goal. Get that bitch in there. That's how I became a goalkeeper, my entire career. I literally, my like, I just like, my rest of my soccer growth was stunted because I just stuck me in a goal so early and that's just what I did. And I played other sports where it's typically soccer girls only play soccer. Right. You know what I mean? Yes, of course. So I only have those skills, whereas I was taking my skills from all my other sports. So I was like, as my coach was like, get scrappy in there. And I literally was like, oh, rabbit. Like, I was like the Wild Thornebury's son, like, like all around the goal. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's what I stuck to.

And then like the higher up teams, you have to like pay money to be a part of. We'd be like, does she want to come play for us? She doesn't have to pay. Just come. Just have your daughter in the goal. I had the same shit. Yeah, it was the same. My parents were so broke at the time, too, that they would, like, barter for me to get, like, private lessons and shit. My dad, this is such a weird, fun fact, because my dad's a former NFL player. So my dad was in IT for a while after the NFL.

My dad, my humongous father is the one. Let me take over your screen really quick. Like, so you make people's, like, slacks and stuff. So my dad knew how to take apart and rebuild laptops. And so my dad would literally like build laptops for coaches and be like payment thoughts. Thoughts. And my mom was like, my mom's wheeling and dealing. My mom's like, new laptop, anyone need one?

Yeah. Let me know. And that's like really a daughter that needs a spot on the team. Right. And that's really how I started getting like private lessons because I, because soccer is notoriously elite sports, so very inaccessible sports expensive. So like I couldn't afford to play travel at the time. but that's like how I was starting to get in there.

And then, and again, I'm just enormous. And I've said this on the show before, and it's true. But, like, you know when you start having player profiles, like, the way women get scouted is so different and way harder than how men get scouted, obviously. But, like, they would have, like, player profiles of you or whatever, like, if scouts came to watch. And there was this, like, main website where they would go to look for soccer girls. So, like, my shit was on there, and they literally, they're, like, Yelp, so I can't edit them. I can't change them.

And someone wrote I was deceptively fast. because I was big. Oh, that's what they say about me all the time. Yeah, like, they're, like, deceptively fast. I was like, backhanded. They still say that? Yeah, true. Well, I say it about myself as well.

I think maybe I've just heard it too much now. Right, right, right. I'm like, yeah, I'm deceptively fast, but, like, actually the size of us, like, we have long legs, powerful legs, but I guess size. I'm telling you. And it's funny because I said that joke on here, and I'm with you of the mind, like, it didn't really offend me.

It was just kind of like, right. When they said it about me, and everyone was like, oh, my God, I would kill myself if someone said that about me. I didn't even think it was that bad. Damn. I was like, you know what? I am.

You don't look like you would be that fast. You do, though. I mean, to me, she does. Another reason you're out the house. Another reason this would never work. I am, I would genuinely say I am deceptively fast. Like I am up there with the girls on my team who are much smaller and faster. I'll have high speeds.

And I'm also really strong. So just like you sometimes you have like one or the other and I have both because I'm you know. And I like you or whatever. You know, that's just me. That's just me. Sorry. And write it down so you don't forget.

Right. And I felt the same way. But when I was playing soccer too and I was like way bigger than everybody, my entire fucking career. I was just, they were like, damn, every time they saw me. And when I was young and playing travel,

my mom would have to bring my birth certificate to make sure to prove that I was as old as I said I was. Yes, because I was when I was 10 and I started playing travel when I was seven so like around this time I'm probably around 5-1 and I'm 10 which is scary we know scary and weird I know and it's like it honestly like when I thought about it I was like I don't know what everyone's problem is when I was a kid I used to think that now thinking about it I'm like I'd be a little afraid right right if my kid was playing someone 5-4 I'd be like 10 where

yeah prove it yeah 10 times two that bitch is 20 And my mom would carry my birth certificate because they would always ask to check like how old I was. Really felt like that scene at Benchwormers when he's like, here's my birth certificate and it says, I am 12. That was me. I was giving Carlos. Like really, I was like balding and drinking on the mound.

That was me. That was you. Taking that ball around. Smoking a Cuban while I'm sitting with the other kids. No, for real. Literally. And so when I was in high school, I think like, I think it took now looking back, I think the travel of it all kind of took the fun

out of it for me for a while. But like it killed my joy early because I was kind of like, this is a job. Like every time I came, I was like, well, I got clock in every time I come here. It was fun for me because like my dad would drive me and like it would be like our fun little like road trips on the weekend, be like me and my dad and that was fun. But then I would be like, oh, no, soccer girls. And that's what it was. Soccer girls can be mean.

I can be. As someone who grew up playing soccer, I get it. Yeah. And soccer girls are, they're all over the place too. Like they're, some of them are the nicest people ever. Yeah. Some of them are very mean. Yeah.

And clicky. Yeah, yeah. Very clicky. And at those young travel ball ages, too. Like, they were there. There was something that I don't remember much of anything. I blocked it out, honestly. I get it, though.

And I was very, and I, that's why I find community with y'all as, like, athletes. It's not common in this industry. Nope. That's when people see us, they're like, wow. At how tall we are. And that's why also when, like, she was going out dancing with the stars, like, I guess the pros get really excited. Sometimes I have athletes because athletes have, like, this work ethic to determination, like they can be coached, whereas people who don't, never played sports,

or more like, oh, we're still doing this, like, whatever. Like, that's kind of what they were saying, right? Yeah, but I think they, like, have a, you know, gymnasts who can know a routine and let me. I think I'm talking about it a lot recently, but it's interesting, like, my change of perspective that I've been having, you know, going from being on a rugby team or girl, like, you're so celebrated for your size. Right. I remember when I first got to a rugby pitch and they, like, called me, oh, you're big.

And it wasn't a bad word big. Yeah, yeah. Celebrated the big. And then, so to me, whenever you call me, I call myself big girl, I don't mind it at all. Because it's just a fact. I am big. Same. But then, like, I think to go from that where you're praised for strength and size and then

to go to like this environment, like Hollywood, it's a very jarring thing into your perspective, it's just, it's so, not changes because I'm still want to be as big and strong as possible, but what I see around and it's almost I'm seeing them be in. by the people they're around. And I see them having to change. I'm like, you guys need to get on a rugby field. Or some sports team to understand your body is more than that. It's very true.

And I talk about this with my sister a lot because you guys know I'm someone. So like I grew up with big people. Like bigger bodied people are all I have ever known. So like fatness has never bothered me. Tallness has never bothered me. Like big women have never bothered. Like nothing has ever really been that way for me.

So like moving into. to this industry, like, I already had that mindset, even, like, with making friends in college who are not built anything like me. And, like, you know, like, kind of experiencing life as a bigger girl. But this industry was the first time ever, I was like, damn, you guys really don't fuck

with big people over here, like, at all. Like, in a way that is, like, so foreign to me. Like, it doesn't, and that's because, like, the kind of beauty in my culture is not what fits a Hollywood beauty center at all. So, like, it's never, I've, I talked about this recently too on the show. Like, it's never been like a foreign concept to me

to find myself beautiful in a room full of people much smaller than me. Because I've always been the biggest person in most rooms with women. And so, like, my age. So I've been very like, well, I mean, they're beautiful. I'm beautiful. Look at us. Oh, my God, star power together. I love it.

Obsessed with it. I think that's why it's important, though, people. Like, you have platforms, like the three of you, especially being sisters coming from the same family. It's so important for women to see other women loving themselves who don't look anything like what you're used to seeing. Because even generally speaking, like regardless of like facial structure at all, like just general bigger bodied women, like tall women, thick women. Like I call myself a big bitch. Like that's how I describe myself because it's true.

Literally. I think both literally and like metaphorically, like I feel like energy is big as hell too. Matches, matches the shell, matches the vessel. So important. And like, I'm just, we're seeing, once again, another return of kind of skinny culture and people are getting smaller. And I'm like, I keep seeing this. And I don't know what it is in my brain. I think it is the upbringing.

Like, we were around a very powerful mom and dad. And, like, our mom's body has always been beautiful to us. I'd say before we were raised with a naked mom. Like, we saw what a woman's body looks like after having kids, like going through life. And that was beautiful to me in all of its forms. Right. And, like, I just like, I keep seeing all these imageries. And I'm like, I know how that's affecting, you know, everybody else.

We're watching it. We're watching people shrink in real time. I'm like, I have got to go post a bikini picture right now. in all of my soft edges right now to just keep holding down the fort you know what I mean you're doing beautiful things like you're sports illustrated you're being your body you're an athlete it's like we are holding this down and it's it's it's tough but it's not it's not easy out here but I'm like I'm literally like I'm soft around the edges you go through seasons of life with your body like you know especially as an adult

woman especially as an adult woman yeah but yeah that was the same way for us growing up and our mom's Dutch so like that explains like the height you know and our dad's tall too but the first time we visited the Netherlands and I was like this is where they're keeping them. You know, everyone is our height. Can I tell you all, I knew it. Yeah. I knew y'all were Dutch.

I knew it. I said women built for the winter. Yeah. Fucking period. Biking are women. Yeah, that says shit. I do like, I'm telling you right now, like big women fire me up. I'm literally like, yeah, because I'm always big.

Yeah. I've always been big. Yeah. And that's the thing too is like it. That the bigger, I think that's why I'm grateful to like my family to like also experiencing fatness like my many people in my family are fat fatness has never been an indictment it's never been a negative thing it's been a very normal part of life so it's like when i got online and i started making videos like and antagonizing like men and they were like fucking fat ass i'm like i mean

i don't is that supposed to be an insult to me is that your first go you go first i'll go next yeah go ahead get it all out and then i'll go it's never bothered me because i've always been like I know I'm a big bitch, I know that much. Yeah. Period. Yeah. I said, ask your dad. It was, I'm heavy.

Ask him. Ask him. Ask him. But I think it's a beautiful thing that you guys are so open about stuff like that. Because it matters. It matters. Especially for anyone, really, any gender identity, like seeing a bigger body person. And that's another reason why I've told you all on your show about acting.

I was like, I got to get in there. Yeah. I have to get in there. And make a short guy. You give him. him something to stand on. Yeah. Yeah.

Get him an Apple box. Yeah. It's fine. And I also, I've seen too, I talked about this on the show before that like, I saw a thing about Dave Petitza's saying that he had to like shrink down to try and take more serious rules because him being so big and large is like not something they're looking for in like serious films.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even like a rom-com. Yeah. Which I find confusing because isn't the whole point we want them to be big like by masculine standards you want them to be heard? Right. Why are we not casting big guys? Get them in there.

Because the women are so short, they're like, oh, we can do the five, six. Oh, right. Oh, and there's so many of them. Right, that's why I was like, get the big guys in there. I need to see some big guy titties. Yeah. I'm trying to see big guy titties on screen. Yeah.

Goal for 26. Yes, let's make it happen. I love that, Hollywood. Make it happen, Hollywood. Thank you. So do you guys have any dreams or goals for House of Marr or even personally? Oh. Ventures, business, ventures.

ventures. I mean, yeah, sky's the limit. Personally, what do you got, Dre? Jesus. I want to start taking a lot of classes or lessons. That's been one thing I struggled with this year. Like, I quit my job to do House of Mar. And I was like in this space of like, I'm the worst person ever and I don't have a job and I'm not like contributing and I'm lazy and I'm yada yada yada. And it really like kind of got me down for a while. And I think I've also now like kind of gotten into this like just like this comfort area and I'm like I'm not challenging myself I'm not applying myself so that's something I really want to do is like apply myself whether it is like taking like a a grad level course

take guitar lessons do something like just in anything I love that yeah open world she's kind of who we go to for like when I want to speak up politically or when I want to say something at that I check a lot of things over with her yeah she's very smart very well read so I think she loves that role of being the one that we can go to to ask these questions for her so she was like I just want to learn more so that when I you do ask me I know more and I want to yeah and I was working I was working for women's human rights nonprofit and so like I was having to you know keep up to date and I've kind of lost a little bit of that and I'm like I got to get back on the saddle I love that I love when women want to

know things but they're inherently smarter so you got to keep the brain connection yeah sharpen the saw exactly I love that I love that you're kind of like about anything really Yeah, I'll take anything. She'll take it. I think for me, I've always said, like, when people are like, what do you want to do? Like, you know, I started on social media, and when I was posting and whatnot is, I was like, I'd love to have a travel show. Like, I want to travel around the world and like eat, and I'd love to do it with my sister. So I feel like House of Mars that first step.

You know what I mean? It's like, we have a show. Right. One day we'll be on the road, you know? So I think that would be so fun. We've talked about it recently. I would love to write, like, a cookbook with our mom, like, doing some kind of thing because our mom is an unbelievable cook. That's why we are the size we are.

It helps a lot. Writing cookbooks, I love doing my content in the culinary space. After a girl dinner took off, I was able to really lean into that, and that's been such a joy for me. I love food. Food is very important in our family, as Alona talks about a lot. Yeah, and I think just keeping House of Mar going, and I think it's been cool to see the response to it, but eventually, like, I know you guys take two idiot girls on the road. I think you're cool to do it live and see the actual response and see the lives that we're hopefully touching and, like, bringing joy to.

So I think that would be fabulous. Going on the road with your sister is fun too. Yeah. Oh, I believe I don't doubt it. The only person you can. And we fought once on tour. Just once. Just once, 22 dates, if you can believe, only one time.

Wow. Yeah. And we both were just having a bad day and like turning it on each other. Also, that was a terrible fucking show. Like, no, like the show killed, like we killed at the show. Right. Don't get me wrong. We killed at the show.

But the audience was awful. Really? Because they were like too drunk. Oh. So it was turning into like a battle. Like I was like, and then I, that was like something like in the middle of that show. I got so fed up of people heckling in like a, and another thing girl. Like they're just trying to join in.

Like they're trying to get on stage and have a mic too. No, that's not how this works. And I really was getting so pissed off about it that I was like, sorry, can you pause really quick? Who the fuck is talking? And I said it like just like that. And I go, shut the fuck up. Everybody paid to come see this show. Thank you.

Period. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah. Lost the room. I'll be honest. Lost the room, killed morale. No more giggles after that. All of them were like, after that, everyone was like,

nervous and afraid of me. Then I had to like win them back over. So then I was like, hey, hey, hey, okay guys, we can laugh. I'm sorry I've waked out for a sec. Sorry, sorry about that. Where was this? Can you say? That was in Florida.

It was, what city was that? Orlando. Not Orlando. Girl, and I literally, when we went, And then me and days were fighting in a backroom after that. And she was like, I feel like you didn't let me talk. And I said, I feel like I was gonna fight someone in that audience. Yeah, right, like, like, I was like, nah,

the, the werewolf taking over me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're that photo. I know, I felt like, look down, like, Ron. Because I was getting so pissed off. Yeah. But I, and that is something I am working on.

So after that, that was the only fight we had and then we're like, we're not even mad at each other. Like, it was just like a, a rancid vibe. Yeah. Like the energy was just kind of rancid in there. Plus they also had this situation where like, it was a pretty open floor, but they had two huge bars like in the center.

So it was like a 180 bar like that. So you hear bartenders, shh, what do you want? Jesus on. Like while we're like, suck my wiener. Like I'm on the stage, yeah. I'm on the stage telling dick jokes

and then they're going, a sex on the beach? Got it. Come right up. If anything, it was just an over-stimulating nightmare. And I was just like, I'm going to yell at someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lost the room, did win them back in the end, thankfully.

The next night, different city, similar issue. And I was like, can't wig out, can't wig out. So this time I was like a little nicer about it. And I was like, hey, Queens, do us a favor. Please don't talk during the show. Thank you. Okay. Go back over.

They received that much better. Lessons learned. That you see. Of course. Look at you learn. You love and you learn. That's beautiful. I think y'all would kill on the road.

It would be fun. I think that'd be a beautiful thing. Eventually. I mean, Alona's got some bigger things. Yeah. To tackle. This is one part of her... This is a very small career.

I get it, Queen. The whole ecosystem. What about you, Alona? What's a dream thing for you to do? A dream thing, I think, to be like, to be, like, in the L.A. Olympics. Cool. win a metal there, but in a more like media sense,

I think it's similar to yours, is I want to see more bodies like ours in media. And in movies, so that would be really cool. I do think there's not a lot of roles for us, and it have to be almost specifically created. Yeah, because you and I are built like David Hornswit. Yeah, and Superman's taken, unfortunately. Right, goddamn, yeah.

Damn, my bad. Better look next time. The Wonder Woman is, you know, Wonder Woman's supposed to be like, buff, and then it's like, I just like, we'll make videos like, oh, I heard they were casting a woman, and I just know that I'm gonna get the hate like, oh!

Oh, crap, Wonder Woman. I'm like, that's actually how Wonder Woman's supposed to look. Sorry. She's actually supposed to be big. Yeah, okay. They're like the Incredible Hulk. So I probably won't get cast for that, but I do wanna see like when it's the hot assassin character

or something like that. And I'm like, you're telling me, who is that? just in the ballerina. I don't remember what her name is, but Anna Darmus. Okay. She's taking down these dudes and she's 120 pounds. I just don't believe it. I just don't believe it. I understand skill, but I don't believe it. I know. She jumps on me. I'm like, who threw that napkin at me? Yeah, what happened? I don't know if you, I don't know if you. That's crazy. I one time took a cro

must have been the wind. Yeah. I took a Krav Maga class once in, in college. And I remember they were like, all right, practice when an attacker comes from behind you. And so I was like doing to these girls. And like, we were like partnered up and they like, we had to practice. And I remember doing it to girl and I was like, oh, sweetie, don't go out at night. You're dead. Do not go out at night. Like, you're dead. I'm stronger than most than you know. I know. And I'm telling you right now, you're dead me. Don't do that. So I just want to see like actually strong women out there playing roles. But also you don't want to get like pigeonholed. Like you don't want to get typecast after too long. You still want to be like the let her break into the

Okay, break in and then Ron Combs, Freakin. You and me both, Queen. Once I get my break. Yeah, you and me are gonna be Dwayne the Rock Johnson for a long time and then one day our smashing machine will be there. You're Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I'm John Cena. Okay. Perfect.

And they're Cassie John Cena on a lot of shit. Perfect. Who's making money? Also, me and John Cena are the same height in case anyone's curious. Yeah, I met him at Argyle. He's very nice. He also loves a thick bitch.

That's just a fun fact. can look it up, it's true. He's on, he's literally on record saying, like if she ain't 280, she ain't my lady. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, get into that. I think he is girlfriend now is pretty petite though.

He may have girlfriend. Don't get your hype, tiny girlfriend. I think she's pretty petite. You're so me because sometimes when I see them, I'm like fucking prove it. When men are like, I love women who are thick, prove it, bitch. I want to tell.

And I swear to God, if her pants size is a single digit, I'm calling you a liar on live. Literally. I'm going live on TikTok and I'm saying, this man's a fucking liar. Right. You don't like this. Big bitches.

Liar. I want to see it too. Yeah. I think that's a great, I think that's a great thing. You and I should do something. Yeah. We should do buddy comedy. Buddy cop comedy.

We just watched The Heat. W.M. Oh my gosh. Favorite movies of all time and I wish I was kidding. I'm not. No, I love that one. A remake of that with the two of you. We would have to fund that ourselves.

Nobody's coming to see that shit. Like we would have to, out of our own package, that's in indie film. I know every man. I'm sitting there. We got two women, okay. They're like, yeah, they're like, I'm into it. What do they look like?

Yuck! Here's what we're gonna do. Sidney, Sweeney. Right, right, right. And karma, something. That wasn't what we envisioned, but okay. Okay, I'm thinking less traps, more tits. Yeah.

Can we move those? Can we move it? Yeah, like, they're like, I don't know about that. You know what's funny is like, this is just like a fun random thing because you brought up Siddy Sweetie. When I was on Chixie Mattel's YouTube channel, I literally told her one of my running bits, and I say this to many different people of many different gender identities.

But I'll like say things like, well, I mean, we're about the same size. Where do you shop? Like that's what I'll tell people who are not built anything like me. I do it on purpose. It kills every time. And the whole, like, the secret evil genius part, behind that joke for me is like, if I said, and I said this on Shixie's channel,

I was like, if I said that shit to Sidney, her feelings would be hurt. And that makes me giggle. Yeah, right, right, right, right. I'm gonna laugh. Cause to me, it's like, if I say that to someone who's like her, it's gonna hurt her feelings. And then I have to watch her confront in real time,

prejudice. Yeah. Like, I get to watch the panic. And to her eyes, because she can't be offended, what do you call it, ugly? Yeah. You calling me big? You don't think that's possible?

Yeah, oh. Oh, you think I don't go to Brandy Melville? You think I can't fit in your dress. Right. Take it off. Don't prove it. It's like, take it off right now. Let's switch around.

Yeah. She's going to look like a little rascal and I'm not going to look like that. That's the funniest part of that joke to me. So like, I've made that joke to men, women, anyone. Like, I'm literally like, well, we're about the same size. Where do you shop? Do you mind if I come over and borrow some of your stuff? Like, I've said it, I've said it to men, too, kills every time.

That's good. But when it doesn't kill and it doesn't land, I'm like, bigoted. Got them. Got them. I knew it. I'm obsessed in this casting scenario, you being Anna Deiomis's Wario. Like, you're, like,

I'm her very. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, in the movie, like that movie, that Jordan Peel movie, I'm her tether. Yeah, right. I have the gold scissors when I come out and I see her. I'm like, well, that's my twin.

Like I see it all the time. Shop at the same place. I'm, and I've, this is just like a random thing, but like one time there was, and I say this very, like removed, there was a chance of Jacob Lordy coming on the show. I don't even, I don't know if it was possible, but at the time I was like, I have a gang of jokes ready.

Oh my God, I can't wait to talk to that guy. Can't wait. Because I for real was thinking, I was like, well, I don't know if you have this problem, but like I, when I'm on the beach, sometimes people will be like, Jacob Lordy, Jacob Lordy and I turn around and they're like, oh, not Jacob Lordy.

Do you have that problem with me? Just cuz, like I'm just figuring, I'm figuring like he'll laugh. Like, I'm sure. Right. And I'm like workshopping these bits to my team. And they're going, we don't even know what it's happening. So let's table that.

But they're playing along. Yeah. And then my team sometimes gets nervous. Like when I'm saying I'm going to make silly ass jokes like that, I'm like, they're going to laugh. It's fine. Don't worry about it. No, it's fine. They're going to giggle.

He's got to be here. Jake and I. He had Jake. Oh, Jake. Jake. Ron. Sorry, Jacob Lordy. Jacob Allorty from the kissing booth.

One, two, and three. Did you guys like the kissing booth movies? Did you watch them? I watched like one and two. So did we. In fact, my family was such a big fan. We put it on a big sheet in the backyard. Also, us in our 20s, by the way.

And all three of them, we were like, kissing booth night. Like, we were like such a kissing booth family. Really? We were like, yeah, I love those movies. Okay. Oh my gosh. And when you see Jacob Lurdy in the first scene in the first movie, football pants, untied, happy trail out, no top.

but football pants walking out by the pool going where are my pads? Do you guys know a football player that does that shit? Well, that's, I would imagine, does your dad go like, they don't do that? Yeah. Like my mom was a nurse when you watch

medical dramas, that's not, that doesn't learn about it. Did she like the pit? She does like that one. She said that one's the most realistic. Yeah, yeah. Any shows you guys are into? Oh, we, I just watched, I love L.A. Oh, okay.

Happening right now. That was, I was watching some of that. That was stressing me out. Because it's almost like so much influencer culture. Right. And I was like, you're feeling triggered by it. That's not my culture. Feeling icked out.

Anything else? Watch that heated rivalry. Oh, that's right. Hockey, gay. Gay hockey. Gay and hockey. Do you guys know Bowman? On TikTok, he is Bowmanizer.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. He has like the reality TV show. He's so good. He's so good. He was on the show recently and I was telling him, I go. I have a question to ask you that's going to feel loaded, but you have to let me get to the end? Have you watched Heated Rivalry?

And he was like, Drew, why are you asking me? And I told them, not because you're gay, because you're Canadian. Oh. And I was like, and hockey's your culture. And they made it up there. Yeah. Yeah, and Crave. Hello.

That's Canadian. That's Canadian. But I've heard it's pretty intense. It's pretty good. But like, you got to understand for the first seven years. It was just a sexual relationship, really. So you have to see the sex. to understand. You have to understand. She's a big hockey romance. She loves a hockey romance.

I read the books before I even knew they were making a show. And so when I heard they're making shows like, no way. Now you're in that room going, it's unbelievable. They didn't even include this. No, I literally, I'm correcting them. And I'm like, no, he didn't know actually. I watched the first episode with her. And at one point, I was kind of like looking away. And she's like, no, this is really important part. Like, you need to. This is really right. Eyes on the screen. Establishing part. You need to. This is really important. In the books, this is pivotal. That's my favorite thing to do is to watch people watch the things. I want them to watch.

Same. Same. And when they stop paying attention, I'm like, I'm like, I'm the worst about it. They can tell you I am a nightmare. You can't watch a movie with her because if you look at your phone

for a half a second, she's like, oh, so it's just me watching. Oh, so I'm watching alone. Don't make me watch this alone, guys. The way people are about drinking around each other, that's me around watching whatever. It's nice, nice, me by myself. Wow.

What about you alone? I'm watching anything fun? I've watched Blood of My Blood. It's the Outlander Spinoff show. I'm watching. It's good. Heardery and a Restown. gotten into just watching, I like to watch movies, mostly, so I'll throw on a movie.

I will take forever when I was scrolling through a streaming. I'm like, oh, no, I don't want what's my vibe right now? She will open a platform and be like, yeah, it works, quick. And she will watch a whole movie. That is strange, I don't understand it. It's weird. It's like the seventh option that comes up. Yeah. She just knows. She's like, one, two, put that on. That's the one. If she gets it right. You like can't predict the rhythm. Yeah, yeah. You just got to go with the flow. They'll be like, oh, this movie and I was like, I watched it last week. I'm like, what? Where are you watching all these movies? I watched that last week, it was good.

She consumed movies. I love movies. I was watching what part of it. Pirates. You can be in right now. I'm on the third. Yeah. Love that series.

Yes. It's great. I love that series. They need to bring it back. It's so good. How many is you? I was unbelievable for that time. Yes.

That's how I feel about the National Treasure movies. Yes. Speaking about bits, we love to say his pen was iron. It was iron. Oh, yeah. It was firm. It was. If I'm like writing something in my journal

after, like, like being annoyed or something and they're like trying to be funny they're like his pen was iron and I'm like shut up trying to air my grievances out I love those movies add to the list of why you're not living with me yeah you're just not you have to go live with her I need my house back my friend was like have you dorked it at all and I was like no no no people around everywhere my shit's dry as hell bro I'm gonna have my house to myself and ever. I keep you're asking.

No. It's been 74 years. Literally. Any other movies you're loving. Or series that you're loving. Olona loves Avatar. Yep. Oh my gosh.

New movies coming out. It's out. I haven't seen it. Is it out right? It's out? No, it's not out yet. I think they just did a premiere. Yeah, they have to premiere.

I love those. I also love that. So you really will. We would thrive. Exactly. We would thrive there. They'd love us. Oh my God, they would.

We'd be worshipped. You do got to read the Ice Pan Barbarians. Okay. Blue aliens, I'm in. I literally watched a girl like make a funny, it was like a bookstore TikTok, so they were like making a funny joke about those books specifically.

And I said, now what the fuck is that? And then I went down a little rabbit hole on TikTok, people reviewing them and giving a little bit of an overview. And I was like, okay, Ice Planet, or Bivariate. I'll send you the... You gotta send me the good ones

because I know there's a million and one. But we do have a love of reading smut. Yeah. As a group. No, we do. Big Smut. As sisters. Beautiful thing.

It's our reading smut together. There's girlhood. I know. And sometimes I'll be like, maybe I should read something like legitimate. Like, Frankenstein's been on my list for a while. I'm like, I need to read Frankenstein. If you're going to read something like that, I'd read like, what is it,

Carmella? Oh, yes. Do that one instead. Okay, too. Like, that's vampires and not that. but it's still like it's older it's you know the first okay too that's why i was like maybe i need i need get into it i know mary shelley's like an o g right and i was like i need get into that and then i go to open it and i'm like oh but this one has this one this one's viking's and they're fucking

click oh why do you read your viking one read that one yeah which one was that one again that was a fate inked in blood oh wait no i read that one and it was the it was the perfect length for me i'm like two two in a series period done locked in loaded loved it And that's why I told you on your show that there was a plot twist that literally kept me up at night. And I was, I was raging about it on my story because no one in my personal life had read it. And I was like, I need to talk about this so bad. Oh my God, oh my God. Loved it, though.

Highly recommend that one. Perfect. Downloading tonight. Also, I really liked Quicksilver. I liked. I downloaded the second one because you said that. Why doesn't the cover match? Girl, I don't know.

And like, that's a completely different series. I literally was like, this doesn't seem like the right one. Right. Literally you're like, I have some notes. Yeah. Out the gate. I have some notes. Just from the cover alone.

I am judging it. I personally judge books on covers. I don't care about what people are saying about don't judge. Yeah, I'm judging. Of course. I have I. So, yeah. Well, it's also imperative, too.

As someone who's written a book, like, we had a, like, a month full of just talking about book covers. Yeah. Just covers, just like general vibe. And, like, even my book, I, I was like, really married to a title for a long time and I was very like no I hate that one no I hate that one too like because I was so married to my title which I was like I wanted to originally title it I'd rather die alone because I thought it was like catchy morbid and then also it was like I'm glad my mom died like it was like

it's like one like yeah but then as I went through the editing process my editor was like I just feel like that title makes sense after you read it it's not really indicative when you're like why I should read it right and I was like that's why they pay you the big best. I guess I'll lean on you mister I've done a bunch of bestsellers whatever but I was like really proud that I ended up naming the book myself yeah and like I got to choose my own but then the cover I was like fired up about it was like cover is fun love cover love color so catchy so you're very right about that it is a huge part of the book selling this is just like what it looks like yeah which reminds me For my second book, my fiction book, gotta send you guys my T.

So you all can dabble. I love that. Tell me your thoughts. Send us the covers too. I'll give you my thoughts. And I'll give you my thoughts. Yes. Is it a cartoon cover?

No, I don't think so. I think I'm doing text. That's my thought right now. But with design element. Yeah. You know what you can do? Add some like Samoan. Tribal.

You're in my head. If we already do that, but that would be so cool. Well, you're in my head already because I'd already had that. Wow. Perfect. Perfect segue to fun facts. Okay, here we go. We'll start with Olivia.

Olivia won Miss Photogenic in the 2017 Miss Vermont competition. And Miss Furrow was, and first runner up. Perfect. So I mentioned that that's on there too. Yes, I did. I did. And how was that? That was cool.

It was one of the, in my life, I have these things where I get in my brain where I'm like, I could do that. Let me just do that. And I dedicate like every ounce of myself to it. And I just learn it. And so that was one where I was at, like, the local double A ball or single A ball, whatever, like the baseball, a very, like, you know, minor, not minor leagues, but whatever. With my dad, they were like, welcome to the mound, Miss Vermont. Like, just throw the first pitch.

And I'm, like, having a bud light. I'm like, I'm having a beer. I'm like, having a hot dog with my dad. And she throws a sorry to whoever it was at the time, really bad for his pitch. And I was like, I can do that. Is that all it takes? Yeah. Yeah, my dad was like, yeah, you'd be great at it, meaning the pitch.

Whereas I thought he meant like, yeah, the pageant. I was like, yeah. I could do it. I was about to be a senior in college, and I just like subscribe to the life. I listed all the like pageantry podcast documentaries. I was watching YouTubers. I was like in it.

Did my first one in Vermont, the Vermont one. And yeah, got first one wrap and Miss Photogenic and then pieced out and never did it again. Look at you. Retired while you're at the top. Exactly. I was literally like, did it. Which speaking of, that reminds me, Alona, would be awesome for you, Miss Congeniality Remake.

Oh. That would be. That's what I'm saying. I'd be a great FBI agent or something. You really would be. Like you're Sandra Bullock in that. Oh my God. That's a good one actually.

Love that. I should do that. Hollywood. Makeover seen. Dropping nuggets everywhere. What are we doing? Pick them up while they're fresh. We're doing your job for you.

Okay, this one, Olivia, used to be an opair in the Netherlands. Yep. Did that as well. Okay, nanny. For nanny. Love that. It was a gap year between high school and university. Same thing.

I was like, I should play sports, I should go. And these schools were like, come play. And they were like, and give us $65,000 a year. And I was like, no. So took some time off, came back. But then that meant we went to college together. Oh, yeah. From freshman, the senior year.

Same thing. Yeah. Graduated together and everything. Same. Same. That was, like, actually the one thing my sister and I were kind of aligned on. Really? Like, not going to the same college.

Without really talking about it, we were both like, we're going different places. We went different places, but we were the same grade. T. At that point. Yeah. Yeah. We literally were like. like both of us were like, because she went to U of O.

And then I got into like a lot of different schools. So I kind of got to pick. Yeah, yeah. And then I was like my final three were like, well, actually my final two was Ohio State and then the University of Hawaii. And Ohio State had just come off of BCS championship. So I was like sports program. I want to work in sports.

Maybe I'll go there. And then I went to one meeting where they talked about snow and I said, hey, fuck this school. I'm not going here. Like literally I don't remember shit else they said in the meeting. I remember immediately going, I'm not going here. And then when we got in the car to my mom, I'm not going to that school.

They said snow. They said you have to get up 45 minutes early to scrape your car. Fuck does that even mean? I'm like telling me, I don't speak that way. That is not my culture. I'm going somewhere else. So I went to UH, which ended up working out,

but I did get into U of O. And like, we were like, my mom was like so happy. She's like, you guys go to school together. It would be like a whole thing. Mind you, unbeknownst to me, my sister's being gay in college. Right. And so she's over there being gay everywhere.

And she was like truly like, do not come here. Do not come to my house. She literally called me and was like, you're not going to come here, are you? And I was like, I mean, no, I don't think so. She was like, okay, because I was just going to say, like, I'm already here. Like, it's like she, peed on it. So she's like, this one's mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's carrying on the gay agenda. And I, no, for real. And I was like, oh, dude, I don't even, I don't think I'm going to go there because I fuck the rain. I was like, I don't like the rain. I don't want to go there either. And she was like, okay, yeah, no, for sure. I mean, that would be fun, but, like, I don't know. I just think maybe you should go somewhere else.

I hear that, though, like having your own space. Yeah, and growing into our own people. Because, again, we did everything together. Like, sports, everything, like, school, friends, everything was exactly the same. It's healthy. Yeah, and it was great for her because then that was when, that was how she found out. She was gay. Obviously, she was being gay.

So you were holding her back this whole time? Yeah, this whole time I was like, I was her, like, beard, unbeknownst. to me. I was concealing the most important part of her. Right. Right. And that was the plot of Frozen. Yep. In case anyone was curious. Based off of you too. Okay. This one's about Alona. In 2017,

Alana posted this photo of her with Post Malone at the airport. Oh, that's my dog, man. Okay, so I'm a big Post Malone fan and back in the day, I'm obsessed with his album. Whenever I hear, man, I forget what the album's called, but it reminds me of driving. home from college to go to go home.

And I, the song was like, I just, and it's also great. But we're in the airport. My mom and I head into some sort of like award ceremony. And I was like, yo, mom, that's post-malone. That's post-mal. And she's like, who's post-mortem? God, Mom.

Mom! And so I was like, like, I don't really go up to famous people, but that was somebody who I just loved his stuff. And I was like, hey, man, so you know, like, I love your music. I always listen to this when I, when I'm working out or whatever. So you're super nice.

It's just a really nice person. Hopefully you meet against him. I love that guy. And then you've got to show him this pick. She was ahead of the whole post Malone. Like she was the first person to like ever whisper his name like to me or anybody around. Like she was early early early. Postmortem?

Postmortem? Postmortem. The one and only post-mortem. How far back did you go for that? I mean pretty far back 2017. Oh, is it really? My first Instagram post? Oh, probably like third or something.

Yeah. a lot ago. Posty, if you're watching. Yeah. Hey. Hey, hit up Alona. Here she is. This one also about Alona. He once made out with six people at a bar on the same night.

I don't know where I've said that, but yeah, that's right. I don't know where I've said that. Busy girl. What? I said busy girl. Of all sorts, honestly. He said everyone can get it. The midnight barber, but the midnight kiss her.

Back in the day. I know. I haven't done it of reason. I can't do it of recent people will be watching me. I can't be feeling like I want to. That's the worst part about being perceived. My sister was saying that's the worst part about you getting famous.

No. You can't get crazy like you want to. She's like, no, not anymore. Now everybody knows me. And they're also very, don't like me doing that stuff. Yeah, I'm, yeah. That's me with her. I'm like, hey, hey, yeah, yeah.

I took her to the Elton John Oscar after party. And like, when we got there, it was like, I was exhausted at that point. And then, like, we were like, let's just have fun. So I'm, like, smoky weed and, like, we're drinking and I'm getting drunk. Like, we both are just drunk and having so much fun. Dason already started crying at one point. I was like, you're just the best sister on the entire world.

Like, we got that out the way early so that we can have fun. And then we ran into, like, Moona and Lucy Dacus. And, like, we had run into a bunch of other people. And, like, Dace was on this tear of, like, you should come on her show. Like, if they hadn't been on my show. And as the drunker she got, the louder that pitch got. She's like, you should come on her show. And then when we were talking to Lucy, like, you should come on her show.

And then Lucy was like, I would love to. And then we're like, yeah, yeah. And then Lucy turned around to talk to someone for a second. And he goes, how am I doing? I go, you're out of 10, bring it down to a six. Love you though. Oh, my God, girl, you're the best. I was like, take it down a notch, girl.

Love you. It was so funny because we were so drunk towards the end. And this girl came up to me. She's like, huge fan, love your stuff. I was like, oh, thank you. You should come on her show. The pitch starts again. And then the guy that she was with goes,

oh, that would be great. I would love that. Can I, like, give you my number and stuff to Dase? And she was like, yeah, yeah. And they're talking, and then I'm talking to this girl. She's like, so I'll leave you alone. I see who she leaves. Dazen goes, God, did you see that guy?

And I go, what guy? And she goes, that guy with the girl who's talking to you. I go, what about it? Mind you, two minutes have passed, right? So I'm like, what about him? And she goes, he was hitting him. me and I go the man you were just talking to and she goes yeah yeah and I was like I'm gay like I'm thinking I'm literally gay she's telling me that I go days that that man was gay too I don't

know what you're talking about and she goes well he asked for my number I go yeah because he thinks you work for me because you keep going you should come on her show right right right he was like he was literally exchanging information like you can I give you a card kind of thing and she was like Oh my God, like, I was thinking, wow, he wanted me so bad and I'm so gay. Sorry. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Need it. Honestly. It's a beautiful thing. So I get it. Want to let your freak flag fly? Yeah, shit. Now you got to do it. Sorry, I'm hot.

Now you got to do it in places with only famous people, which I think ups the stakes. You should try kissing six people at the next, like, famous person party. Met Galli. I try to go for six people. Double the numbers 12 at the Oscars. Yeah, meet last year's record seven. Yeah, I can't wait. Okay, last two fun facts about Miss Adriana.

Okay, it says you used to go door-to-door canvassing for plastic pollution legislation. Were you on my LinkedIn? Plastic pollution legislation. Yeah, I... Okay, it was eco-friendly. Look at you. I hated it.

Absolutely fucking hated it. Door-to-door's crazy. It's awful. Alone in, like, red Vermont as like a 20-year-old girl. Oh, God. And like, I'm going up to doors that have, like, NRA signs and shit. And I'm just like, hi, would you like to sign a petition? And let me ask, do you care about the environment?

Yeah. Do you want to burn? I don't know. It was terrible. I hated it. But I needed a summer job. My mom was like, how are you going to get a job after college if you don't have anything? And, like, it was.

Yeah. My mom's always like, you got to go, go, go, go. But my life depended on extracurriculars. Yeah, right. But it was, like, four months into the summer. or something and I was like, I need. And I was like, I know who hires fast, the purr down the street. And it was, I remember like the first day.

They brought me to like a random city in Vermont. And I like have my little lunchbox and my little this and that. And they just tell you to go. And I called my dad on my lunch break. And I was like, I don't think I can do this. And then it started pouring on me. So then I'm wet. I'm waiting for the bus to come get me.

I've made $10 for them. And I'm just like, I can't keep doing this. But I knew that my mom would judge me. so I kept with it the entire summer. You're so me. I fucking hated it. I was like, it was so bad. And I was bad at it.

I was like, how am I coming to your door asking you for money? But I will say, like, if one of them comes to my door for like a good cause, like I now have so much sympathy for them, I'm like, I'll give you a 10, you know? Yeah, that's sweet. It was very good stuff. I've been where you've been. My sister and I did door-to-door stuff, like canvassing specifically. We did for the job we both had after college, which was for my mom.

Like my mom's company that she worked out at the time, so we were on my mom's team and like we would literally walking door to door together like the two of us which is already a bad idea but like we would go and just get screamed at for a living but like it was the worst like part of the job going door to door because people just I sometimes think people are praying I hope someone annoying comes to that door yeah because I'm going to be mean as fuck to do shit on I have something in me I have to excrete when someone comes to the store like it really did feel like they were like, well, thanks a lot, like to me and my sister about the most ancillary, mundane things. And we would just get in the car and be like, well, want to listen to some music?

Like, we would, there was like a, we would do running bits throughout work to a point where I was like, I should not be in this job. I don't think nine to five's for me. For me. I don't think a cubicles for me. Yeah. This actually reminds me of the top of the episode, a bit that we have. this is a bit we have and it's literally

it's not going to make sense because it's not from anything but someone we knew personally but it's literally well tis the season sherry that's something my sister and I say to each other that was said by a coworker of ours in this job and we all had cubicles and we were like in 04 so my sister was like right next to me and then across to me was our co-workers

and this guy who worked here at the time he was like nerdy and kind of annoying and like a nodal and I was recording myself on Snapchat at my desk mind you at my desk, I was recording my own eye makeup because I wanted to see what it looked like. So I was like recording myself.

I'm on the clock, by the way. I'm recording myself and I'm looking my eye makeup. And in the background, do you hear him go, well, tis the season, Sherry. Like, he's on the phone with someone. And I told my sister, I told my sister, I was like, this guy fucking ruined my video. Like I'm showing her, look what you can hear in the background.

She goes, we're at work. Hey, we're at work. That's not something you should be doing at work. and I was like, and she's like, that's so funny, though. And that's a bit from 2016, yeah, 2017. So I was like every time it's the season, we're like, tis the season, sherry. Okay, last fun fact about Adriana.

Once took a good job sitting as a portrait model while people painted portraits of her. Oh, yeah, our aunt is an artist. She goes by wine at fur. No, I don't. Both can't want. You can find her under AB watercolors on IG. She's a wonderful watercolorist, and she goes to a bunch of different classes.

And one time the class, it was a portrait class, and they were, like, looking for models. And it was the summer I didn't have a job yet. So she was like, would you want to come? It's $75. Yeah. Sign me up. Which is $100 million. No, I don't have a job in your young.

I can do so much with this. Yeah. And I just sat there. I've only done it once. I'd do it again. I've thought about doing, like, a nude one. I think that'd be kind of fun. Tea.

But then I'm so aware of kids. cameras and I'm like so much, I could just pull out their phone and take a little picture of me. This is probably a bad way to view it, but then the world is to see how to your body is. Oh, yeah. So happy accident, really. Look, revenge porn, I'm not about it, but it's not those news.

Something did haven't, like, you'd be like, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry, the world's gonna see how beautiful. Well, I'd rather they see it in art of what they've now painted of me. Right, right. Like, look at it that way, the beauty in that. Yeah, right, I guess. But I remember that session, like, you have

pick a pose and I pick something way too close to the window because then the sun started to move and then it started to get into my eye and you have to go back to it yeah you have to be the exact thing for them it was tough and then i'd be sweating and they'd be like stripping down can we get a touch up please holding a muscle or they're sweating right now honestly the worst part about that job was afterwards like looking at all like the finished paintings oh yeah you guys are honest that's how i look to you oh oh oh oh beauty is in I took some liberties. Yeah.

Oh. I literally like, that doesn't, only like two of them really looked like me. And the rest of I was like, we took some liberties here. That's how I felt that way too, about fan art. Oh. I've gotten some fan art where I was like, fan, where? Of me?

Can't tell by this photo, that's for goddamn sure. Yeah. One of my favorite things is one time Alona had an interview, and then the interviewer, like, posted a photo of them together, face tuned the fuck. Oh, that was weird. Out of you? Yeah.

Out of both of them. But like the whole article was about like Alona, you know, like loving her body and all this and being natural. That would drive me insane. It's like, I saw it and I was like, who's that? Yeah.

That's just to be Alona? It's crazy. Who is that woman standing there? Yeah. There have been one. It was one for Dance With Stars. Somebody did this painting of Alan and I.

And you guys know what I'm talking about. I don't want to, you know, bash on her. But she put a lot of work into this painting. And I was like, my forehead looks like that. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It actually kind of hurt me. And like she was posting everywhere. And I was like, oh my God.

It's worse when it takes off. And they're like, Queen, you have to see it. Trust me, I did. And trust me, I sent it to everyone I know. And no, I'm not interacting with this. No. Oh my God. the way I got one that took my breath away once.

You either fucking hate me or I am the ugliest bitch on planet Earth. And she sent it to me and she made it humongous, like on a canvas. And it was like a deep painting, like the most vibrant colors. I showed it to my cousin Josh who like notoriously has a very high-pitched cackle and like scream. I showed it to him. He went, oh! When he saw it and he goes, Who is that?

Bitch, she thinks that's me. I was literally like, I saw and I was like, okay. Right. I had beauties in the eye be holder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. I love that you've done that.

But also, like, that kind of hurt. That's a painting. That's just painting. That's definitely a painting. We should go back to the studio. It really feels like that dude in Honolulu who does, like, in Waikiki, he does the caricatures. Fuck, no.

You think I'm going to get caught on camera fighting a bitch on the No, I would never do that. I kind of want to do it because I want to know what they would pinpoint on me to exaggerate. Let me see. Let's all see what they'll tell you right now. If you say my double chin, I'll run through a wall. Look at us. I bet with like all of us one thing they could do. I know with me they would absolutely enlarge my jaw.

What is it for me? For you, they could do like a small head on like a big old floor. Her just taking liberty. I know what they're gonna rag on. That's true, Dre. Oh, I thought you're doing neat. No. You're gonna- is it my teeth?

No, no. It could be our buck teeth, too. We both have buck teeth, like our teeth go down. Well, you know, it's funny, I have little teeth, like, low-key, and like my sister, literally, this is one of the meanest thing she has ever said to me. She goes, it's crazy that you and Billy ended up together because you both have huge heads and little teeth.

Hey, what the, hey. What? Hey. Who said that? Hmm. She's like, no, it's not a bad thing. Jail. Right, because that sounds awesome.

Yeah, right. You both have huge heads and little teeth. Like, you both are noticing. Huge heads and little teeth. That's so cute. I love that. My sister said this to me the other day, too, where I was like, I have, I have huge tits. So, like, when I'm on my period, they're even bigger, and it's like, it's a nuisance.

And so I was wearing, I was doing, like, this big shoe, and I was doing this, like, I was doing this like, they needed me to wear specific clothing. And so like one of the tops I had, I was like, this is like pushing my tits up to my neck. Like literally, I'm suffocating. And I felt like a pigeon, you know, when they like, bro, like, that's how high up my tits were. Like they were just enormous,

because I was on my period at the time. And I thankfully had a jacket and stuff, but I was after we took a break from shooting for a second, I was sitting down and I go, dude, my tits, bro, they're enormous. Like I'm living in fear, they're gonna be the focal point of this picture in this album. And she goes, honestly, like, this is going to sound bad,

but it's not like it honestly looks like a chess plate. Like, like, what drag queens wear. I was like, that's like, oh my God. And I like couldn't stop laughing and she goes, but not like in a bad way. It just is. Like not like in a bad way though, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A beautiful way. She does that shit a lot. Really when I asked to borrow a shirt and I was like, can I borrow this one specific shirt? She's like, yeah, I come over to her. her house and I'm like I go inside to like change even though I was picking her up so I go inside I change this shirt and it like looks like shit with my outfit so I'm like standing there looking in the mirror and I'm like does this look okay because I'm like second guessing it and she goes yeah

and then I look back in the mirror and then I go really and then she goes no it looks terrible you should change and she was so like two seconds two seconds past and I couldn't stop laughing it she goes yeah no it looks really bad she's needed a second process looks terrible yeah and she's like well like you look great that looks terrible. I was like, no, no, that looks terrible. You should change. Yeah. That's why you need sisters. You know, why you need sisters? Need them. Like, that's your, that you guys analyzing each each other. I think he would pick out this. One time we had this conversation of like, what was it? Was it just like, what are our biggest people get better at? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Just like, what could

we each get better at? Everybody answer for each other. That you haven't noticed by yourself, but other people have, like, that you could work on one of those brutal. It was one of those where it's the meme where it's, can I give you constructive criticism? Me already crying. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I would love nothing more. Yeah, sure. What's up?

I'd love to receive. It's really eye-opening, just going around. And another thing, actually. You know, like, oh. Left that circle different. People pleaser, know-it-all. I'm a know-it-all. Which one of you know-it-all?

I'm a big know-it-all, too. No-it-all. It's okay. And it sucks when you really do know-it-all. I know. I'm actually helping the population. Like, sometimes I'm like, I don't want to be right all the time, too. Someone else step it up.

Yeah, God, it gets lonely at the top. Or it's just like, I've got a lot of information and love and I want to share it. Yeah, you know? The amount of times I really, like, genuinely have taken joy in being right specifically against my man. Mm-hmm. Sorry. It's a whole other feeling. It feels like smelling salts to me.

It is. Yeah, that's good. When you Googled it and found out I was right? Yeah. Or sometimes I go, what did say? What did say? And then he's like, whatever. I was like, sorry.

That's what I thought. Yeah. One time me and my man for the first time ever went to San Francisco, and we were walking around a park or something, and there was like, we were looking at this map. And this is like kind of early on in our relationship. So I think we're like a year in at this point. And we're looking at at this map. And he goes, why don't we go to this? And he said, aboratorium.

And then I go, did you say a bortatorium? And he goes, yeah, I go, that's not how that words pronounce. And he goes, yeah, it is. I go, it's arboretum. That's not a bortatorium. That's not, there's letters in there that are not even in Arboretum. And then I go, go ahead, look it up. Because he was like so like, that's not, no, that's not.

I was like, look it up, go ahead. Look it up and put it on speakers so I can hear it. Turn it up. And then he really was like, oh, okay. No, yeah, I thought so. I was like, no, dog, you dug your heels in. I don't think I would have known that. I would have.

That's crazy. Arboretum. I think you would have. What is it with trees? Yeah, it's like an enclosed, like a greenhouse house. Arborium. I've never heard of her. I probably would have set aboard it.

You would be made up on that as well. It sucks to know it all. I know that's a tree. I'm like, like, really it's like, well, it's extra annoying because you know a lot of things about shit, you don't really know anything. Like my sister once told me, you know a lot but like nothing at the same time.

She's like, you know so much about like nothing but also a lot. And I'm like, well. And she goes, and I know you don't fucking read. And she means like textbooks. I'm always supposed to be reading textbooks all the time. No. Just born with it.

Once you read Frankenstein. Sorry. It'll be good to go. Well. Thank you so much for coming on the comment section team. I love y'all. Thanks for having us. Y'all are so good.

Four big bitches in a room. Hell yeah. And what do you get? Wicked Witch. Thank you so much for coming on. I fucking love y'all. Y'all are a hoot. I love y'all.

I love you. I'm obsessed with y'all. Love the Mar sisters down. Thank you so much to our amazing guest for coming on this week's episode of the comment section for those who don't know. Where can everybody find you? At Livy Mar. T. At Alona Mar. At Adriana Mar.

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