The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - (Fe)Male Gazing | Drew Afualo ft. Brittany Broski | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 5

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Battle of the Gazes as Drew brings on Brittany Broski to clear up our view on male vs. female gaze. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Brittany Broski: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Woppad number one use app on any device I've ever had. Humiliating. The worst thing about Wopat is that it's written by girls like you with them. 14 and prettier than a man in his 50. Hey bitch, it's Drew. And welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, that girl who's a little bit sick and no, it's not COVID. So don't start with me.

Anyways, today on the show, we have one of the best personalities on the internet. Seriously, my favorite person that ever exists ever in the history of always, Miss Brittany Roski! Happy to be here. I'm so excited to have you here, dude. I've been looking forward to this. I've been shitting my pants all week. I've been shitting my pants regardless.

Whether or not you're involved, I'd be doing it. You know what I mean? The IBS hits. I'm so happy to have you here. We honestly, we're just talking before this. We have very similar villain origin stories. into TikTok. Because obviously everybody knows you as the original

Camucha Girl. Some people don't. Really? Isn't that crazy? Oh, because your arc has been so prominent now. Because I did everything in my power to distance myself. You're like, I don't know her. I don't know who she is. You know the only people that are like, kombucha girl, straight man. Which is a great, I mean. And when they see me, fat bitch. So same thing.

Same thing. It's the same thing. It's just awful. Yeah. But we got fired for the same. Well, not the same reason, but we got fired for our job. We both. wired, yeah. And then now we dick around online. Now we're both jokers. This is our joker art. It truly is.

Now we're dancing on the stairs. Literally. Like Joaquin Phoenix. Literally. I'm, I'm, dance monkey dance for anything. I literally describe myself as like a paid jester. It's essentially who I am.

You know what I mean? A little bells. Yeah, so what's the difference? I woke up before I am painted my face and now I'm here. Right. You know what I mean? It's the same shit. It truly is.

So how would you say you've, you've liked the transition now from working at the bank. Oh, I miss the bank every day. I was something to say. Sorry, bleep that. I literally, like, when I say, like, it's the happiest I've ever been. Yeah. And that every day, even in the moments where I'm like, I really don't want to do the X, Y, Z thing.

It's like, well, would you rather be chained to the corporate desk? Oh, my God. No, I wouldn't. Same when I wake up, I'm like, I have two brand deals to film this morning. I'm like, I'm like, I mean, instead of going to work and sitting in gridlock literally two and a half hours one way yeah my joints locking up because I haven't moved in six hours don't miss it I was literally when I was

commuting to work I was driving two and a half hours one way so I was like going to Vegas every day so when I was when I was doing that shit I literally had to stop listening to music because I was like going insane you ever like be alone with yourself too much yep yeah it's like I love myself but there's a level there's a there's like now I'm like why does anyone hang out with me because I spent too much time with myself I'm like I'm insufferable Loki Loki and Now look at us. Look at us.

We both filmed TikToks on the toilet. Yeah. Look at that. For the betterment of society, I would argue. Are we not twin flames? We are. We be shitting and talking shit at the same time. And you know what?

That's poetry in it. A match made in it, honestly. Truly is. And you know what? That's a great transition into our topic for today. Because we're talking about the male and female gays. Thank God. So, like, what's your understanding of the male and female gays?

So the male gaze is how I determine my worth historically. My therapist knows well so much about it. Yeah, yeah. I learned the term from TikTok, obviously. Yeah. And then it kind of brought me into this spiral of like, what does that mean for how I see myself? Yeah.

How I see other women, how I see famous women. Yeah. And then the female gaze, I didn't even think, you know, there wasn't opposite of that. Yeah, there's like nothing. Yeah, and the female gays really, from living with Sarah, who is a non-binary lesbian, I've never understood the female gays more than, you know, how a woman sees the world. Yeah.

When it's not influenced by these outside characteristics of wanting to be attractive for a man. Men mean nothing to Sarah. They play no role in her life. How free is she? Yeah, what's negative zero? Literally. She is on a different planet. I know.

I envy it. I do, too. But at the same time, you know, that comes with its own struggles too. So living with Sarah has really helped me see myself more through the female gaze. Yeah. Because she always says, like, women are art. Even people that are not men, non-binary folk, you know, like, and specifically women because we're women.

Yeah. Seeing yourself as a work of art and as this sort of divine energy, as cringe as that is. It's true. It's true. To a certain extent. give life to the world. Yeah, it's crazy because

when I was like learning about the male female gays, I saw someone explained it to me on TikTok, they were saying like kind of how superheroes are written. So like most men think that like Thor is like the woman's ideal man. When really it's Loki.

Right. Loki's written through a female gaze as opposed to Thor who's, that's men. Which is ironic because that's a patriarchal standard. Like men have to be big and strong and So who said that? Manly.

Not I. Nor I. I was like that doesn't mean dog shit to me. Literally. And you know what? I think they're starting to get it because, I mean, who is always in this conversation? Harry Stiles, Sean Mendez, all these like really effeminate men. And it's like they're jealous of that because it's like they're scrawn.

They don't even live. They don't even list. That's the point. Like have you ever seen that TikTok with this guy was like like Pete Davidson and Jack Harlow are like two of the most like sexualized celebrities aren't by women. And why the hell are you still going to the gym at 4 a.m.? He's like, we need to restrategize.

I think you shared that. Yeah, he's like, we need to redo something. Boys, what are we doing? Yeah, he's like, we need to regroup. Something's not right here. Something's not sitting right with me. No, but it's so accurate. Restrategize is the great perfect term.

But speaking of Harry Styles, because I told you I wanted to talk to you about it. Speaking of understanding the male and female gays, We both have dabbled in the arts of fan fiction, if you will. We're authors. Literary critics. Right. I mean, the pen is my sword.

That's how I like to see it. You know what I mean? I'm a true artist on paper. Wait, wait, what did you write? Because I wrote. My fan fiction was about the Jonas Brothers. Because they had me in a chokehold. Who was your bias?

Who was your favorite? Oh, mine was Nick. And I think I knew deep down that he was down for the brown. I think I knew you know you had a feeling. He was the only one who ended up with a brown girl. And you know what else? You said he's sick. Yeah.

His diabetes. When I tell you the diabetes was a main point in my story. Why? When I was 14. Because you're a good story writer. When I was when I was 14, I literally thought like, I don't know why people treated it like it was terminal. Like when he came out with like, you know, having to deal with diabetes. Yeah.

Everyone was like, oh my God. Dude, a little bit longer. Little bit longer. I literally was like, he's going to die. I literally was like, oh my God. I was like so moved. I was like, like why? I just, honestly, when I wrote the thing, I hand wrote it, by the way.

No, you didn't. Yeah, because I'm a colonial woman. English class with a scryl. Like a scryl. I'm a colonial woman, like by whale fat candlelight. I was riding it with a little feather. A quill pin. No, seriously.

I filled up like three notebooks with it. And I had him in it and like Miley Cyrus was in it Santa Gomez. Naturally. There was cheating a pregnancy scandal. Damn, you want to upload it? I was novelist type B. That's what I was writing in there. I was writing, I was writing plots,

twists, climaxes, you know? Dang. And then my sister was building a Myspace at the same time. Yeah. So we could like put it on Myspace. Did you? No. We literally built the whole thing. She coded the thing and everything. Like this, which taught herself how to like code my space.

You're kidding. Yeah, so we customized and everything. So you made this and never shared it with the world. I swear, I promised my followers when I was like, oh, when I hit one million, I'll read it to y'all. And I can't find it. Liar! Some of them to this day are like, where's she at?

Where's she at, bitch? You can't find it? No, I can't find it. I can't find it. I think in shame I threw it away. But I wish to God I had it now so I could read it like word for word how I wrote it. Because I was so dramatic if you couldn't tell. No, but I bet it was good.

It was so good. I love yours. Like I, so you never like read fan fiction. Oh yeah. Oh, you did? So you know WopPad. I was so far up that ass. I was so, Wopad number one used app on any device I've ever had.

Humiliating. I, um, the worst thing about Wopat is that it's written by girls like you then. 14 and hornier than a man in his 50s. Like it is just criminal. And I remember reading it and you know they have no grasp on grammar. Yeah. So it's like, he let out a breed. On WAPAD, it's just truly the worst grammar.

Unhinged. Like, no comprehension of syntax or grammar or just like English in general. It's like, I let out a short breathe. And then he kissed me. And I'm like, period. You're like, that's me when you're reading it. It's really, really good. Honestly.

I'm like, I felt so seen when I saw you talk about your fanfiction. Yeah. I was like, I'm here for you. She and I are here. No, literally. You know what? If no one, we rise up. And we're Disney adults on top of that. You're a Disney adult?

Hell yeah. What's your favorite Disney movie? Ooh, that's a hard one. It is. I'm gonna say Ratatouie. And that's a good choice. I got my Mickey tattoo. I love that.

It's like next level. Mine's Aladdin. Oh, that's a good one though. It is, right? It's a classic. Robin Williams. Yeah. Fantastic.

You can't go wrong, honestly. Okay, so with that thing said, since we've like pretty much established that we're soulmates yes is what it is agree we're technically twins yeah you can't even tell the guys look at us we're the same person he's indistinguishable honestly from each other oh yeah what's your astrological oh i'm a torus oh i'm a virgo i love virgos yeah i love tourists my boyfriend's a tors moon you stubborn i'm a cancer moon i'm a cancer moon too you cry all the time huh yes all the time it's like such an asterisk though because it's like we care very deeply

but only about people we care about. Right. Other people. Oh, I get annoyed very easily. Yeah, same. Yeah. What's your rising? Capricorn.

Oh, okay, I'm a Sagittarius, Friday. So that's like my fire. Sagittarius. Like, your rising is kind of like what other people see initially, like what they perceive you to be. Earth. Mm. And both fired. So there you go.

That's your key to being TikTok family. So you got to get fired and you got to be an Earth sign. You have to hit your lowest low and you will be rewarded. You're going to be truly like at your very worst. Yes. And then the universe will open up to you. And then the creator fund says, no, not no. It's all right. They'll take her back. Take her back.

Then they fire you. TikTok firing you. Funny image in my mind. No, seriously. Okay, so for those of you who are new here or don't know, what we do here on the comment section is I go over videos that I was tagged in and I like to say bring them here and I just rip them to shreds. You know what I mean?

I last time I described it is I just cheese grate them over a salad. Oh, I love that. You know, like at Olive Garden when they're like, would you like some cheese? And then I just go to town. Yeah. And I just stare. I just make eye contact. I never say stop.

Say when? I won't. I won't. I won't. If you wait, you'll be waiting forever. Wait, I'm fan girling. I get to watch this in person. Yeah.

I get to participate. There you go. Period. That's what I'm saying. So this first video that I got tagged in, I'll just give you a breakdown of it. But essentially, a woman was basically talking about how a male co-worker of hers made her feel so uncomfortable wearing leggings to work, right? So the next day she dressed in sweats because what she,

she wants to wear something to feel safe from men staring at her and sexualizing. And her workplace? Yeah, like she literally looked like she worked in some kind of like factory or something too. So they're like packing boxes. So you're trying to be comfy. So of course she's wearing leggings because she's trying to be comfy. And then men are, you know, disgusting. So can't keep it in your pants, mate.

No, honestly. No, literally. So, like, it's almost like, that's kind of like where it falls into the male gaze because men are like constantly seeing women in this overly sexualized manner. Yeah. So they feel entitled to just objectify you constantly. Yeah. Even when you're, like, wearing leggings and a big hoodie and like.

Yeah, it's the age old question of, um, why is there a dress code for women and not men? Yeah. In school. They're like, it's a dress code for everyone except men, it's like, you got to tuck in your shirt and women. It's like no shoulders. Right. No, two shorts.

I think that I'm glad that the conversation has started online where it's like, especially in schools in the South, because I'm going to speak from personal experience. Yeah. It's hot. Yeah. Wearing spaghetti straps, wearing shorts, wearing whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I remember, like, you'd have to go to the office and get a sweatshirt and put it on.

And it's like, you're kidding. I failed to see how this is my problem. Yeah. Because you, like you said, cut cap it in your punts might. Yeah. Just literally like shoulders. Shoulders or what gets you? My 12 year old cold moldy shoulders.

My 12 year old collarbone is turning you on. Go seek help. Go to therapy. You have got to seek help. Like immediately. Did you ever get dressed go to school? Yeah. Yeah, me too.

Because I thought I was a fashion girl. Me too. That's not really my daughter in middle school. Oh my God. I went crazy with the outfits. I literally would wear the most bizarre things. Just with fashion. Because I was like, this is art.

clearly you don't see the vision. This is a think piece. Yes. And you're not realizing that. So, you know, it's obviously not for everyone. Right. A beauty is subjective. And you know what?

I'm visioning it in my head. It was like Ashley Tisdale core. Yes. Yes. Layers on layers on layers. And you still got dress clothes. Yeah, because I literally couldn't wear, we had to wear collars, right? So my like, my solution to that was I would wear like tube top, like big dresses with lots of tool.

And I would put a collared shirt on underneath it. And then they would try to dress come me, I'd be like, I'm wearing a collar. I'm wearing a collar. But literally the dress is like black and white. The colored shirt's like turquoise. All my jewelry is like, it's like that big costumey jewelry. So it's like big pearls that are bright pink. Rew 21, forever 21.

Like what's the Charming Charlie? Charming Charming. I was all up in that shit. How much money did we give those institutions? Honestly, for jewelry that would break in like a week. And turn my whole body green. Yeah, literally. It would turn black like it would rot.

on my body. Washing your hands. I've been wearing it's disintegrating on me. Once I wore these like gold lame like tights, period. Underneath shorts that were bright green. And then I wore these like platform

checkered vans that were like boots and like a white colored shirt. I wore that to class. You were that girl. On a Friday morning. Yes. I walked in at 7 a. Late to school like that, just like that.

With a McDonald's. With my big rappuccino. I was just my big rapuccino. I walk in. with my dentsy wrap i'm like and what i'm i i walked in my my principal straight to the office you literally didn't even let me he's up go to the office and then his excuse was that i was a distraction i was laid with a distraction sent home from work maybe they had an HR meeting about me afterwards they literally were like this bitch is too much like they were literally like i don't know what to

tell you it's ugly take it off but you walked in with every single fabric from the fabric Every color you could think of, I was just like, all of it. Put it all in my body. This is me, and if you can't accept me, I'm out of hair. I said, who said I can't work commerce with my dress? You know who said that? Baby, that's just me. You in the principal's office?

Yeah. That's just me. Like, come on. I was like, you guys are so behind the times, clearly. Oh, my gosh, I wish I took a picture of it. The peak for me was Hot Topic fashion in like seven. grade. Yeah.

Neon everything. I had the little fingerless gloves, up the arm. Did you do like the layering? Like you put like the camis on the camis. Yeah. I used to do you remember,

well that was also the Hollister era of hostile age too. Yeah, yeah. I used to do, we'll get back to the male gaze in a second. This is the female gays that we're talking about. This is women appreciating. I would do, they used to sell those half shirts.

Oh yeah. They weren't crop tops yet because we were all 12. Yeah. I used to take the cammy down to like my mid thigh. So my little gut would show. And then my little half top and then shorts that were too tight. And then I'd layer some like studded belts and like different socks. Loved the high top socks.

Oh my God. Yeah. Me too. Did you have those? They were not jackets, but they zipped up. And they had like a hood. But they were short sleeves. Sleeveless.

Yeah. And they had like patterns on them. Oh yeah. Ooh, I wore the shit out of those. Yep. I'd wear those. I'd layer like three tops underneath them. So good.

Sweating. I'm like my forehead's all sweaty. I would, okay, how awful do you think we smelled? I don't even want to know. You know how bad seventh graders smell, dude? It's like an onion farm. And you know what's so funny? I'd be, I'd be looking at myself, I'd be like, I'm killing it.

Even at the end of the day, at 2.30 p.m. It's like 90 degrees outside. You just had milk for lunch. I had milk and hot chitos for lunch. A pizza, a chunky cheese pizza for lunch. And I'm looking at myself and it went on a mom. Damn, bitch. I said work, work, bitch, work that shit.

You catch your reflection like, God damn. I was like, oh, everybody's panties are soaked when they see me, when they see me immediately. They were desert dry. I would go to the bathroom, excuse me, kind of go to the bathroom, spritz my whole body with a whole bottle of perfume. A love spell, love spell, yeah. Some very sexy perfume, remember that one?

Body works, yeah. Bombshell was a great one. Yeah. They used to sell those little purse-sized ones. Oh, yeah, yeah. The little minis, they'd come in like four. Yeah. I thought I had the boys on their knees.

I thought they're like in my stocking stuffer. I'd be like, ooh. Everyone's just going to come so hard when they see me. They're going to smell me from a mile away. You know what though is I remember, like around that time to bring it back. Were you dressing to get men's attention? Yeah, absolutely. I think to some extent.

Because fashion. I mean, when I was wearing the gold leggings, I think that was for me. That's what I'm saying. I don't think that was for anyone but me. level of fashion where like you were up at 3.45 in the morning like crafting, like, crafting, your Met Gallo look. It's just algebra. I have like the pin cushion, but I'm not sewing anything. I have like a tape that's the measuring thing around my neck. I have glasses on. And I'm like, sketching it out. Why are you up? Why are you working? She's like, go to sleep,

bitch. Literally I'm doing that, but I'm wearing already made clothes. Right. Like, yeah, no. Yeah, you're right. Actually, at that point, I would say I was dressing for myself. Yeah. When I got older, like high school. So walk me through that. How did your, were you at a magnet school? Is that why you had to wear a college shirt? No, it was like, it was a, what do you call it? Not a private school, but like a district school, I guess.

They just had dress code, but it was public school technically. But like I went to a public high school too. Okay, so you got to experiment with fashion. Clothing, yeah. But the dress code was a little less stringent in my high school. Like they didn't really care as much unless like the shorts were like. all the way up your ass they didn't really care no daisy dukes here so what would you wear in high school i think in high school i kind of just dressed like how everybody else then which is i guess the male

gaze because you're kind of leaning into what's popular 100 so you're like oh this is what's popular because men find it attractive yeah which you don't think of at the time no it was and it's also with these trending you know like hollister and all that it's like i just it's a status symbol too yeah so not only am i hoping that the boys are looking at to me, I want people to think that I'm like rich. Yeah. And like there. Like I'm with the times. Yeah. I think I let go of the male gay is actually kind of late, like, probably late teens.

Yeah. Early 20s. It's kind of when I let it go because that's when I started wearing like oversized stuff a lot. Yeah. Because I never used to wear oversized stuff because I used to think like, oh, like what if this makes me like boxy or whatever that means? Well, especially because you're tall. Yeah. I've always been plus size. So oversized things for me was always like, well, I already. Same. I would get so mad. Because I'm like, you bitches are selling out the 2X. I wear a 2X.

Yeah, yeah, you're a please stop. Please stop. I'm already in a grande sleeves. Bitch, I don't have clothes. They're washing their hands with their sleeves over there. Soking wet. Stained with Valentina. I'm so tiny.

I was just so tiny. That's why. Oh, baby. I'm a little baby. Like Remy the rat. Literally. See? Circle back.

That's why I was like, I think when I got older, I started wearing oversized stuff. I started feeling more like I was finding my style a little bit more. Because that's what I like to wear. Like really over. oversized things or like more so like I love to wear platforms because I think for a long time I never wore anything that made me taller because I hated me too yeah I talked I talked about that with Sarah a little bit yeah she was like saying is that bad like when I said I was like five four when I was 10 so she was like it's concerning like ominous medically I would say it's a little frightening for the boys that are

for one well that's why I told you like do we be like Sir, this is for 12 year olds. Sir, I'm going to need you to leave. Sir, get off the field. Dads aren't allowed to participate. That is so awful. Like, literally I'd be saying that I look like the coach. Like, I'm sitting next to all the little girls, Hama.

That's so awful. Yeah, I got a giant head too, so they didn't buy it. They didn't buy it when I was like, they're like. You know what, though? Who's laughing now? That's what I'm saying. I took this big ass head to the bank, bitch. That's what I did.

You led with your head all the way. I crashed that thing open with this big ass. thank you used to work at. That's the one I broke open with this Noggin, bitch. Is she knocking on the front door with her forehead? What's the one I just watched last night as I was on the toilet?

Where you were like, fat, for lack of a better word, fat women just exist. And men are like, you're fat and ugly. Yeah. You are so fat and disgusting and ugly. And they're like, I didn't ask. Yeah, they're literally, they're like smiling in one direction. And then they're like, just so you know,

I would never date you. I've never dating a million years. And that in a sentence is my trauma. That is my whole obsession with male validation and letting go of the male gaze is that. I've been told that my whole life. Really? And you know why? That's why I'm funny.

It's my trauma. There you go. Being rejected by men. It's my trauma. I'm better because of it. You're like God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors. And you're like. Yeah, strongest warrior right here.

And you're like, maybe. But don't test me too hard. Don't push me too hard, please. I don't want to test the theory. Yeah, I'll please, you know, sometimes you can. give it to somebody else. Right. If you, if it's, it's cool with me. Yeah, it's an army. I'm not the lone soldier. Yeah, if you want to offload it on someone else for once, that'd be great. You could, for sure. Just try it. You know, it's like, let's, let's vacation with somebody else for a little bit.

Yeah. So in this next comment, it says, a perfect example of how objectification has nothing to do with clothes and everything to do with seeing a person as an object to project to project onto. Yeah. Well, duh, yeah. That's like, I mean, I'm saying duh, but like, I mean, duhs and to women, it's like, yeah, that's pretty obvious to us. Some dude is like, he was objectifying her. Yeah, he's like, wait. Time out. Wait.

So you're saying that you're humans? I'd like to say. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Yeah. I don't believe it. You know what else? In the same topic of like male gaze, female gays,

women see each other as, you know, like, when you're making a friend. Yeah. Like girls in the bathroom. It's like, we have hobbies. and passions and interests and things like that and we're incredibly intelligent but to a man it's how you can fit into his life yeah did you see this TikTok yeah yeah I think so where it was like it's almost like out of convenience exactly they just want a companion to do what they're already doing they want someone that will perfectly fit into their life yeah that's why men's dating profiles

are like you need to like fishing and like the gym yeah lifting drug cryptocurrency motorcycles, crypto, you have to love Ben Shapiro. Like all the things that he likes. It's not like, I would love to get to know you. Never has a men's dating profile said, would love to get to know you. Never, because he doesn't. No, he doesn't want to get to know you. Never.

He just wants to know if you jerk it to Joe Rogan. Yeah. Like, do it jiggle? Yeah. Is what he wants to know. From the back? Do it be jiggling from the back? That's all I want to know.

That's all I need to know. Check yes or no. That's it. If not swipe left, fatty. That's literally what it says. I guarantee it. That's what they're thinking all the time. No fat bitches.

That's what, that's why those big stickers that go in the back of your fucking Ford. Bumper stickers. Yeah, your Ford truck. It's just a giant sticker that takes up the whole window. American flag. A decal. Yeah, there's a bald eagle in the corner. The Punisher skulls up there too.

Don't tread on me. Dude, I literally, I'm like, that's why the male gaze is so wild to me. Because if they really tried to understand it, like, it's, like, it's, It's like, they work out and they do all this shit and they get these, like, giant cartoon pecks and then it's, like, still not enough. Yeah. They're like, I can't believe the bitches aren't falling around me. Yeah. That's wild.

Yeah, go figure. Yeah. I don't want a man with bigger boobs than me. Nah. I don't, like, and it just doesn't do anything if you're insufferable. That's, like, my whole point. Yes. One of my first Jimbo videos to, like, ever go viral.

I was, like, talking about how, like, I was defending this dude that was attacking, like, thinner dudes. It's like, dude's a bit like Pete Davidson. Right. And he's like making fun of him because he has a hot girlfriend. And I'm like, he has a girlfriend and you don't, bitch. Think about it. The math ain't math in. Like, what are you laughing at?

Being alone? Like, going home alone? Like, that's what you're laughing at? This dude's got a hot girlfriend. He's all take that. Yeah. Take that. Not me.

Look, got him. Got him. That's what he's thinking. Literally, they're like, it's the delusion. Yeah. That's why I literally say I'm like, I don't know, grow a personality outside of counting macros. It's so hard for them though because they were never forced to when you're an attractive man or an attractive person in general. Or just a man.

Yes, or just a man. You were never forced to develop a personality. Yeah. Like hot, funny dudes always get the girls and that's why they're the players is because they have a personality that's attractive. Literally. I literally like when people are, you know, they go on dating apps and I know that people can be, what's the word? Like women can be kind of surface level as well. Yeah, they just want a hot dude.

Yeah. Have their fun with them and then kind of discard them the way that men do to women as well. But I just like, I don't know. I think at the end of the day, why are we on dating apps? Because we're all so lonely. Yeah. And we just want a good conversation with someone that could be a life partner potentially. Yeah, I think my beef with it too is like at least women who want that are honest.

Right. Like at least they're like, I'm not looking for nothing but this. Yeah. Men try to like pretend like they're looking for life. long companionship. Yeah. And then they're like, nah,

you're a fat bitch, so I'm over it. But can I get with other hos too? Yeah. Or will you be mad? That's what I'm saying. They're like, oh, but Tristan Thompson can do it.

I'm like, okay, you don't have Tristan Thompson money. So you can't really bitch like a Tristan Thompson. Like, it's like these dudes speaking on behalf of rich dudes

all the time. They're like, but we, who's we? Who's we? Who's we? My brother. Yeah. They're like,

but we see men like us, us? Us? Us? Us? That's why I said you think you're not even in the same like world, let alone tax bracket. You're working it in and out. That's why I said.

I said that all the time. I'm like, you work at the regal cinema. Like, what does that? In what world are you on the same level as like Tristan Thompson, even though he's not good either. Right. But that's why I said it's like it's a give and take. Yeah. At least women are honest.

Yeah. Women are like, nah, I'm just looking for a hot piece of ass because I'm horny. At least they're honest. Yeah. Men are like, oh, no one understands me. No, you know what my tea is every time, which is why the comment of, you know, I would never date you. It's so hard is because it's like men want that emotional support. Yeah.

And they want to cosplay a relationship. Yeah. But when it actually comes down to like committing. Accountability. Yes. And like, are you someone in my life that I can rely on? Immediately know. Yeah.

And then they make you feel crazy. Yeah. They want all the perks of a relationship without the actual accountability of a relationship. They don't want to actually commit to you. Exactly. Because then they're tied down. And then it's also like, but why are you texting me?

Good morning, gorgeous. Don't say that shit to me. Don't tell me, are you a psycho? That's right. It's just so bizarre to me because women can tell, like they can see through it now.

Yeah. Some men are like, oh, all these bitches ones, like tall, rich, famous dudes. When it's like the bar, the bar's in literal hell, bro. Like, you just have to be nice. It is subter.

Just be like polite. Like that's what I said it. If you ask a dude, like a superficial dude, like what's your type? What do they say? Big tities, no stomach, big ass. She likes sports. She likes beer. Right?

They like describe a male gaze girl, like a pickney girl. Yeah. And then when you ask a girl, what does she say? Nice, funny, respectful. Maybe not offensive. Nice to my family. Do you see the difference? I was like the difference is that what men are looking for is just nowhere near a line to what women are looking for.

When they're in that same like scope of looking for somebody. Yeah. That's why like women are honest. That's a good point. And you know what else is this, I heard this on TikTok too. TikTok teaches me so much about myself. Same. Same.

Same. Men are homoerotic. Yeah. Homosexual. So they're, they value the opinions of their male friends. they respect and admire their male friends. They, you know, have social currency with their male friends. But when it comes to sex and the most primal parts of life,

they're homosexual, they're heterosexual. Yeah. And so that, I feel like society's really driven that in. Is that that is the role that women serve. It's one way. Yes, one of them. Yeah. When I heard that, I was like, that is so true.

Yeah, because some of these men be doing very homoerotic things. Yeah, I mean, the whole locker room argument is like, it does just locker room, we slap each other's butts and we like, act like we're humping each other. Dude, hello? When I tell you, I'm like, like, literally, I forget why I was talking about that with my family once. My dad's like, yeah, it just gets worse when they get older because my dad was an NFL player. So my dad said all the way to the league, they'd be doing that shit. I said, huh?

When they're like family, they have family, they're married and shit. Yeah. Are you kidding? What? And he goes, yeah, they just do that shit. I don't know why. And I'm like, huh? Like, I was so confused.

He's like, yeah, you know, like, don't girls do that? No, bitch. They don't. I think there's, unless you are like a lesbian, which is a whole different conversation too. Yeah. You know, like kissing your girls on the cheek or on the whatever. When you're drunk, that's one thing.

Yeah. But how much of that is fetishizing lesbianism? Whole other conversation. I'll say that's male gays too. Exactly. It's doing it for attention from men. men. Yeah. But yeah, I think it's very much, even hearing that it goes into, and how many men in their mid-50s realize, oh, shit, I'm gay? That's what I'm saying. They're like, it gets to a point where they have to, like, confront something.

Yeah. But that's why I'm like, that's where the male gaze is like, it's got them in a chokehold. Like, it's literally, like, it's holding onto them so tight. Yeah. That's why I say that too. Like, they literally, like, meant the men who, who hate me on the internet. Like, when they find my boyfriend, they like, first of all, they assume I'm single. And they find out not only not single, but my man's very handsome, like, objectively. And then they go see him. And then they message him and they're like, hey man, you look so great. Honestly, you look so good. You look so good. I'm not going to lie.

Dude, I'm straight, but you're hot. Honestly, bro, like, I have some, like, if you give me some tips, honestly, I kind of want to kiss you on the lips a little bit. Anyways, I hate your girlfriend. I hate her. I hate that bitch. I hate her. Your girlfriend's a bitch.

If it never works out, honestly, hit me up. That's like, that's like the underlying tones of it. I said that that male gaze has you in such a grip that you like can't you don't have it in you to disrespect him right because he's a man holy shit dude and he's like the epitome of what like toxic masculinity like idolizes and reveres so they like they see him and they're like I want to mean to you but I can't right I want to be mean to you but I can't right I want to be mean you because you're so cool dude because you're so cool and honestly kind of sexy so I was like literally what they're not really kissable lips yeah and he's like and that's why I always say I'm like if he ever were to break up with me I'm I don't think he's going to be with you, but like, what do I know? Hey, here's hoping. We never know. I mean, you know, I don't know, though. Right.

Roll the dice. Let's see what happens. You know what? Throw your hat in that ring. Yeah. Let's just see. So you. All in.

All in. Let's just. Full send. It is. You know what's insane too? It's like they'll sit through your whole video, sometimes three minutes long of you just going in on these dudes. Point after point after point.

Valid point. You know why you just do this because of this. Boom, boom, boom. I just fixed you. therapy over you don't even need to go to therapy i just named all of your free of charge yes sorry no you're fine they'll sit through that whole thing and be like fuck this bitch i'm gonna go tell her boyfriend yeah he needs to break up with her they watch that whole thing and they're like so you're just in the body shaming dude you didn't hear one other

thing i said huh all those acorns stacked up in your head you didn't couldn't hear anything you know what i really think it is at the bottom of the issue is um like cognitive dissonance yeah they have been living a certain way for 20 plus years thinking that you know women are accessories. Yeah. Arm candy. And to have something listed like that, and then they'll post on International Women's Day. Love my mom. Shout out to my favorite women in the world. Yeah. And God. Yeah. Here, like, shout out to my two names. It's just insane. The Lincoln Spring Sales event is on now, and there's never been a better time to experience

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waiting over. Right. And like, I mean, what are your thoughts? Because I know my thoughts, but. I think, Auga, Ooga, Oga, me cavewoman, need big man to provide. It's like a cartoon character where it's like, ahoo. Yeah, like that. Suddenly, I'm in the Flintstones.

Yeah, literally. You're like, foraging nuts and berries. Your heart's, like, pumping out like Tom and Jerry. Like tongues on the floor. Yeah, really. Like a pie on a window sill, you're floating towards it. Literally. Me floating towards Jason Mom.

Yeah, literally. Yeah, because Jason and Mommer. is a perfect example because I think a lot of a lot of women are like ooh la la la when they see him I think the equivalent to that of like men seeing Jason Mamoa and Awful Man is

like what I see as Kylie Jenner on Instagram I see Kylie Jenner you know Stasi baby these sort of women with the ideal shape that men and today yeah want yeah which none of it's real

it's all surgery and all that yeah what I see like I'm seeing them through the male gaze because I'm like damn they're hot If I was a dude, I would think they're hot. Yeah. I think that men looking at Jason Mamoa, that's the male gazing at... Another man.

Yes. Yeah. So hard. Yeah, literally. Holy shit. Yeah, because that's what I was saying. Like with Jason Mamoa, like, obviously many women find him very attractive. But it's almost like, it's not when he's like topless.

Right. It's like when he's like being a dad. Right. Like when he's like when he's playing the bass guitar on his free time, when he's free rock climbing barefoot and a peasant top. That's what women are like, yes, right? Oh my God. If there's nothing about that, it's erotic.

Like, there's no sexual anything about that. It's just like, I think like an energy thing more than anything. And you know what? It definitely is an energy thing and it's also the sensitive side. Yeah. So, so cliche and overdone, but it's true. Yeah, he's just very artsy. So I feel like that's kind of what gets women going.

I mean, he's conventionally attractive. But like more so than that, he's like very artsy and different. And that's what I think women really dig about him. I think that's also the hosier effect. People say hosier is written by a woman. And I agree. It's because he has crossed over into the sentient man. Yeah.

Like he understands as best as he can the struggle of the modern woman of just existing in life and being objectified and constantly being in fear of being kidnapped or murdered or whatever. threats we face on a daily basis. He's hyper aware of it, and he also puts that into his music. So not only does he understand to be like, yeah, damn, that sucks.

He's talking about it. And, you know, he puts it into his art, and I think that that is what women see in Jason Mamoa's. Yeah, because if you think about it, what's really popular about Jason Mamo, like when you think about, like, pull quotes from him, they're all talking about his wife,

his now ex-wife, well, they're not together, RIP, to two real ones. But, like, they literally, the two of the that that's like all people would talk about would be like they couldn't believe how in love he was with his wife I said see that's what gets women going like I don't understand what you can't connect it's not

like ooh cheechees male cheeches they're like ooh it's not that it's literally the fact that he's so devoted in loving towards his wife and kids right which is emotional yeah it's like you think you think like meatheads would put the pieces together but they never will it's really the simplest puzzle it's a very simple

equation no it truly is and honestly that I guess I kind of begs the question like do you think that there is such a thing as a female gays since there's nothing equivalent to the female patriarchy obviously sure i think yes i think there is a female gays because um again we're leaving out lesbians from this whole equation lesbians don't think about men literally at all unless it's you know oh is she gonna murder me yeah yeah literally only in like fear and danger literally is the only time is like they no longer there is um you know remaining things of the male gaze that linger and i think all women's

minds but it's also like i hear sarah talk about women and women's bodies and it is art she talks about it in such an artistic way like a painting like an appreciation yes not like a vulgar right not like like lust do it jiggle yeah i've never heard sarah shower say do it jiggle well There you go. And there you go. That's all the proof you need that the female gays exist. And I think it's also, you know, when we talk about men that are written by women, I think that is the female gays. Yeah.

While it may be poisoned and diluted by the male gays, I do think it still exists. Yeah, I think so too. I think it exists just not in the context that like when men tried to combat the male gays, their version of it is not what it actually is. Right. Just like their version of feminism is not what it actually is. Right. It's like they kind of cheapen the value and like Does that mean I can hit a girl?

Yeah. Missing the point entirely. How many times have I said? The equal rights, equal fights thing. I'm like, dude, if someone says, hey man, I just kind of want you to treat me like a human. And your response is, then I should be able to punch you in a face. You need to go to therapy. You need help.

You need help. Oh my God. Bro, like, you shouldn't hit anyone. Okay, so now we're going to play a little game. Thank God. Since we've been eaten up like Remy's restaurant. You know what I mean? Just eating up these male-female gay scenarios.

Anyone can cook. Anyone can cook. We should be Linguini and Remy for Halloween. And I'll do it. Yeah. I'll be on your shoulders. And then we can make Sarah, we can make Sarah Gusto. No, she'll be the mean, the girl.

The mean cook. Oh, no, the girl. Oh, Colette. Colette's her name, yeah. Wait, you don't know? Actually, I have a fan. Fake fan. I'm like, allegedly a fan of Rite 2 a young.

Sure. Anyways. Who's the guy that? I kind of look like him. I killed the man with distanced. Oh, yeah. I forget his name. I look just like him.

I literally, I quote that guy all the time and everyone's like, what? I'm all, never mind. Like, we're my Disney adults at. Yeah,

and I said, rise up. They can't stop all of us. They can't stop all of us. We all rise up. We are God's strongest soldiers. There you go. There you go.

Okay, so I'm going to read these scenarios to you and you're going to guess whether they're male gays, female gays, or perhaps both. Ooh, true question. Okay, so this first one says,

Megan Fox, knowing how to fix cars transformers. Are we, is the question, who is that attractive to? Yeah, like, in what scenario is that written? Okay, let me answer this in a strange way.

It's only the male gaze because she's conventionally attractive. There you go. If she was kind of bigger, didn't wear makeup, had her hair up in a bun, grease on her face, that would not be the male gaze. Yeah, no. She'd be a damn good mechanic, though. Yeah, she'd be out there with the boys, blue collar as

as, as, as blue ribbon. There you go. Yes. There you go. All up in Valvene. You know what I mean? She up in there. Going to work, going to town.

You know she manages a Valvillian like the fucking Navy. She running that bitch like the Navy. No, seriously. Like she's like big breasted mama. You know what I mean? Like coveralls and everything. You know what I mean? Bandana in her hair.

Size 12 shoe. No, seriously. Like she and she's tall. Like six four. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, seriously. That's definitely like the male gaze for sure.

Yeah. Because she's fixing cars in a miniskirt. Right. And, like, yeah, you can fix cars, but, like, it's, like, the way she's at the sunset and, like, her hair is always down. Yeah. When she sits and fixes the motorcycle, she's straddling it. Like, you know what I mean. That's male gays.

With her back arched a little. It's like, come on, dude. She's got her midrith. Right. Her perfect titty's just up for display. Hair in the wind. And she's so beautiful. She's so hot.

Of course. And that's why I'm like, Megafox is so smart, too. So, like, when she did those movies and all the men were absolutely jerking it raw. to her. They were losing it. Skin gone. You know what I mean? If they weren't circumcised, they are now. You know what I mean? That's how wild they were going to those movies. Do you remember, do you remember how insane people were going during that time? The men were salivating. The same way they said women were acting when Magic Mike came out, that's how men were acting when Transformers came out. Farrell. Ravile. Absolutely ravenous.

They were just constantly purchasing those tickets. No wonder they were boxed out of his matches. The movies weren't even that good. Right. They weren't even that good. Just the men eating it up. You're not going to see Shial above. So they could see her perfectly toned tummy lean over a carburetor. Imagine.

Yeah. And then they were like, I want a girl like that. I'm like, you know, she doesn't know how to actually do that shit. Do you guys know that? You know, she's just leaning over. Notice how you never see her actually fixing anything? Right. You just see her perfectly chiseled face.

Camera's not on her hands. In that gig, she's not doing that. For all we know, she could be like, what if she was voting? She wasn't even touching the car. She's making origami. Yeah. She's doing Cat's Cradle. She's making slime.

Adult coloring book. No, literally. She's making friendship bracelets. Literally. Just the girliest shit ever. She could have been doing anything. No, literally. We don't know.

Yeah. We have no idea. Good for her, though. She could have been cross stitching for all we know. You know what I mean? Repodding plants. Okay, let me ask you this. Yeah.

Side note. Do you think the women that profit off of the male gays are enabling it or are they smart? I think they're, I think it's both. I think they're steering into a skid. She's smart. She knew. She knew what she was doing.

Well, because she made the best of the situation that men put her in. Yeah, and she even said, too, that she didn't know at the time that it was going to be that, that sexual. Like, she didn't know at the time that she was going to be like almost like a, like a pinup girl. Yeah. For those movies. She said that multiple times. That's why her and the director of the movies, like, had beef. Right.

For a while because she got pigeonholed after those movies. They were like, she's just a hot girl. but she's actually a really great actress like we've seen uh what is it Jennifer's body yeah it's a great movie yeah ahead of its time and it's it's a strange

and it's a difficult thing too because when you are that attractive you're immediately cast into a different category yeah yeah especially as like an artist I think she's like she's an actress right so now now she's with MGK that's a whole other I can't defend her against that

but you know I mean I have nothing to say moving on Okay, so this next one is Timothy Shalame in everything he's ever been in. I think he fits into the category of Harry Stiles, Jose. Yeah, yeah. I think that people lust after him because he is the small, frail, artsy boy. Like sensitive. Yes.

But that's not to absolve him of any sins he's committed. Maybe he's been a player in the past. I don't know. I don't know. Timitie personally. I know. I know he dated a Lily Rose Deb. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's right. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about, she's like a Chanel model, so I don't know. But I also know that Hollywood is a product of itself. You know, like famous people date each other because they're all work together. Yeah, and they're always in the same environment. Yeah.

And you kind of like, I think they want to be with someone who kind of gets it. Sure. More than anything. But yeah, I would say definitely he's, everything about that dude is like female gays. Yeah. He could very well not be. like that in real life we don't know him personally right that video of him uh you know what i'm talking

about i think so where he's like rapping or like singing along to some rap lyrics so cranged people were like this is the hardest thing i've ever seen what i remember literally did you say the ick that's coursing through me oh yes it is god awful dude but the people lusting after him for that video it's you know why because they're thinking about little women they're not really seeing that You know what I mean? You know how he's in Little Women. Sure. They're thinking about his...

I'm talking about Little Women, LA. Little Woman, Atlanta. No. The movie that Timotee was in. Yes. They're thinking about his character in that. They're not like actually seeing him in real life. You know what I mean?

So they're like... That's a good point. That makes it even more difficult because it's like, who is this dude. Yeah, you really don't know. Yeah. Like I would say like his... Who he's been portrayed as in media is female gays. But who he is in real life?

he could be the worst person. We don't know. Right. He could be a frat boy for all we know. Right. He could be a crypto guy. Right. Can you imagine?

He could be just. What if he was, what if he's that guy that like kickboxes barefoot in the gym? Yeah. With like, he doesn't even like he gets the one day membership. Mm-hmm. Comes kickboxes barefoot, make sure everybody's looking at him. He's bumping Joe Rogan in the air pods. Yeah, he's not even that good.

Like he's just, he's just making a lot of noise. His little bird chest. Yeah. And then he walks around trying to like preach the gospel to other people. And then he gives him. some a couple of advice about NFTs and then leaves. That could very well be him. What if that's him

in real life? Who knows? We'll never know. Like truly, like we never, I mean, I'm not assuming timetate if you ever watch this. You're right. I mean, prove it. Hang out with me and I'll tell everyone. Yeah, if you're watching this, come on the podcast. Yeah, and I'll prove it. I'll show everyone who you really are. What about this? What about Pete Davidson?

That man is a scrawny comedian from Long Island New York. In no way he is a feminist icon. Yeah, I don't know. Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande. Rana Grande, number one feminist ever, by the way. No, no, really.

No shit. How do you imagine that dynamic working? I think about that all the time. I can't even tell you how many times I've, like, thought about what it's like to have, to be in the room when they're having a conversation. Right. Like, I just would love to know what they talk about. Yeah. Like, is it nuanced?

I don't know. I don't know. Do they talk about, like, politics? politics or do they talk about like the weather maybe theirs was just such raw primal attraction with uh him and ariana yeah yeah and i think she was coming off like trauma and stuff too so it's kind of like coping almost like trauma bonding yeah you know what i mean that's kind of what my thoughts were because i can't imagine him sitting down and having a nuanced conversation about the objectification of women in western society i don't think so either and honestly i think too like if you watched him like i

I think he has he's incapable of pretending to be anybody but himself. Right. Which is what makes me think that's really who he is. You know what I'm saying? You know, sometimes you're like, who knows? Like, they could be, no. That's what you see is what you get. On SNL, they had him play Pete Davidson.

That's what I'm saying. Like, he's incapable of being anybody else. He literally doesn't have it in him. I think that's like the charm. Yeah. About him. But like, I don't know. Like, I don't really.

He doesn't really like do anything for me. Yeah. I'm just like, I mean, he seems. nice. You know, I think about this a lot with a lot of famous men that, you know, these, the internet has typecasted into the female gays. Yeah. Fitting into, you know, whatever that means to each person. And I always ask myself that question of like, do you think that they really would make a good partner? Yeah. And if so, why are they single? That's a great question. You know what I think, too? What if you hung out with them and they were annoying? What if they do X? Like,

what if they have big Ix? That's why I can never meet Harry Styles, dude. I can't even tell you. I genuinely, I'm like, what if he's annoying? I'm like, you're like, please don't tell me. I don't really, I really don't want to know. Please don't tell me. No, like, imagine being in a room with Harry Styles and he like hawks a loogie. Or like, thinking about him, like, pooping.

What's the biggest ick you have about dudes? I'll tell you mine. Oh, tell me. One of the biggest icks I have is like, men, you know what I'm talking about. Everyone in the room will know what I'm talking about. When you go to a concert, right? Let's say you're vibing. You have a good time.

And you see a dude and he's like kind of, he's with people, but he's vibing a little. alone and he's dancing by himself. Sure. And he's like trying to look and vibe and no one's vibing with him. Right. The egg. One of these? He's like standing there going like like, like, like eyes closed like with the drinking.

Doesn't make you want to just shoot yourself? I just think they see it. And I'm like, am I an awful person because you're enjoying yourself and that makes me want to kill you. Like I want to strangle you, dude. Like they're just like vibe and like and like and then they turn to like look at their friends and no one's singing with them. Dude, backs churned. Their friends aren't even. engaging with them.

He's lip-sicking. He's like, he's going like this. No one's looking. He's like vibing like literally with drink up. Yep. I see it all that. When I go to a concert, I can't help a look.

Yeah. And I go, Oh. No one's making eye contact. And I literally look at them and I'm like, I hope you're single. Yeah. You deserve to be single.

Yeah. Look at you. You should be ashamed to yourself. Fool. Vibing by yourself like that. Like he turns into his friends and his friends aren't even look. Oh my God. It makes my skin crawl.

Like it makes you want to crawl out of my own skin. I just. I literally. described it to my boyfriend and he was like what? Like he's describing ex to men they'll never get it. No, what's yours? Um,

one of them is chasing after a ping pong ball. Oh. When it's bouncing all the little bounces. And he, yeah, and he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, making that noise. It makes my butthole clench. It literally goes like, I have to turn away. I like, it tense is like, yeah, like heavy.

Like when they walk back after they bowl. And they didn't. get a strike. Or they did get one. Yeah. And the victory walk back. Yeah. You know another one is?

And when they leave them with their butt crack shows. Like when they get out the car. Yeah. And they're butt crack. Dude. And you look at, and you, drop me off at home. I'm saying. Get back in the car.

I said, turn this car around and take me back home. Yes. I forgot something. What was it? My pride. Yeah. Coming out with you. You know exactly the dude I'm talking about.

When they be viving alone. You know what? Also that, but also just like. watching specifically white men at concerts. They want to have fun so bad, but all they can manage is this. Yeah, and they're wearing, and they have like flip-flops on. Yeah. And then ashy heels.

The shorts that are a little too long, just enough to piss you off. Yeah, their necks red from the sun. They have the wraparound glasses on, dude. Moly ass-arms. Yeah, literally. Okay, so that's going to do it for this episode of the, comment section show i want to thank the wonderful effervescent a completely hilarious brittany rossi for joining me today effervescent is a great word right you're welcome you know what else great word

fodder i love that word right that's why people think i'm a 60 year old man honestly if you unzipped my face there'd be a 60 year old white man living inside me you're on this episode like it's absolute fodder yeah and i'm like get back in there this turns into a horror movie no seriously But I just want to thank Brittany for joining us today. Honestly, you're so funny, dude. Oh, my gut hurts from laughing. You're the funniest bitch alive. I'm so happy that we both got fired.

And now we're professional clowns. You know what? I'll say it too. I'm happy. God works in a mysterious ways. Hey, strongest soldiers right here. There you go. Get close up in these faces.

All right? You'll be seeing him on the Hall of Fame in heaven. There you go. We're going to be welcoming you in at the point. It's going to be the two of us. The bouncers. We're going to have a bucket of ping pong balls. Only for the men.

And then men walk up, I'm going to be like, this is your one and only test. God told me to do it. You lived a faithful and pious life. Now go chase this ping pong ball. And I'll decide whether or not you deserve a eternity in heaven. Yep. In paradise. With me and Brittany.

Pretty fun place to be. Period. And I also want to give you an opportunity to promote anything that you have. Yeah, dude. So my roommate, Sherritsour and I have a podcast called Viour. highlighting community guidelines where we explore internet history it's a lot of fun go check it out anywhere you get your podcast Spotify Apple music you Android users whatever you guys use you all go check it out raise us five stars please please and we also have a YouTube channel so I go subscribe

love love love and we also had Sarah on the show who we absolutely adore please go listen to that episode too I was the funniest dude I was the the greatest time oh my I couldn't have Fast for a better, like, first guest to have. And now I have you. You're my perfect, too. And we're going to Lego Land on Friday. I'm so excited. We're going to be the whitest family ever.

I'm going to wear, what's white people shit? I'm going to wear, like, socks and sandals. Oakley sunglasses. Yeah, too much sunbuck on my face. Yes. Like white cast on my face. Yeah. All right.

James Charles, white cast. Yeah, perfect. Flashback marrow. The shorts that go a little bit too long down your knee. Love it. Love it. And then we're going to bring my own, like, bag. sandwiches that get too hot.

I eat them when they're all moist. You know what I mean? Like all the water's in the bag. See? See? Because I'm your mom. Exactly. That's right. There you go. Another zipper comes off. You're my therapist and old man. I'm literally Scooby-Doo. I'm just taking them off constantly. They're like, I would have gotten away with it too. I mean, we're remedaling kids.

Literally, it's just me, your mom at the very bottom. Oh my God. Honestly, I love Britney so much. We are actually so I'm so honored that you were here. Thank you so much for joining us. Also, where can everybody find you on your handles? On Brittany Broski, Brittany underscore Brosky. Wherever you want to look for me, I will be there.

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