The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski | Episode 193

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Brittany and Drew reunite for the final episode of spooky season. They discuss whether ghouls are real, talk about the paranormal presence in Drew’s hallway, Brittany working at Claire’s as a teen, complex drive-thru orders, awkward celebrity encounters, and so much more. Brittany IG: https://www.instagram.com/brittany_broski/?hl=enBrittany Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski?lang=enFollow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion.Get beauty from people who get beauty, Only at Sephora Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Two Good & Co coffee creamers. How do you take your coffee? Piping hot, iced, strong, brothy? If you love rich, creamy goodness and delicious flavor in every sip, try Two Good and Co creamers. They're made with farm fresh cream, real milk, and contain three grams of sugar per serving. That's 40% less than the five grams per serving in leading traditional coffee creamers. Two Good Creamers are available in sweet cream, roasted vanilla, and lavender. So which one are you trying first?

find two good creamers at your local retailer in the creamer aisle. You said this place was steps from the water. We just haven't found the steps yet. How much did we save? Enough to get lost. Or you could book a stay with Hilton. Welcome to your oceanfront room. Just steps from the water.

The Hilton sale is on now. Book on Hilton.com or the Hilton app and save up to 20% to get the stay you expected. When you want savings, not so much. It matters where you stay. Hilton for the stay. What are your kind of opinions on ghouls? GOOLS, just generally speaking. Generally ghouls.

Well, if they came here legally, I wouldn't care. You know what I mean? Obviously, I wouldn't care. Just go through the process. Like everyone else. Due process, too process. Yeah, obviously. Welcome back to the final spooky season,

Halloween episode of the comment section, starring me, your fave, who cares about me? On to the guest today. we have my sister, my blood, my brother in Christ herself. Back for an all-star, Britney Broski. Yeah, period. This episode is presented to you by eBay. Tell me if I'm alone here.

But shopping used to feel more fun before all of the algorithm fed blah and the endless sea of dupes. But I have a confession, I've found that fun feeling again. On eBay, it's not mindless scrolling, it's a fashion pursuit. And when you score that rare story, sneaker or the bag you've been manifesting, it's a rush. eBay has millions of pre-loved finds from hundreds of brands backed by eBay authenticity

guarantee. eBay, things people love. Would Spirit Halloween believe? Look at the magic we've made with your product. Utteral, when life gives you lemons. You make Elphabba and Galinda. You make fat Elphabon Ghala. Plus size, mid-top.

Body positive Alphaba and body positive Galinda. the woke girls woke elphaba alert woke elphabas in the building oh great anyways welcome back this is your third time here how's it feel it feels like the first time every single time yeah because fun fact not a lot of people know this about us you coming as a guest on this show was the very first time we ever met it is true it was the very first time we ever met in person and then we went to legoland a couple days later we did do legoland and something shifted at Yeah. An energy shift occurred.

Energy shifted and we were like, some people aren't going to make it past a certain point at this point. Exactly. But thankfully, we persevered. We did. We girl bossed. I'm telling you, we girl bossed, we overcame and that, I think we realized very quickly we're cut from the same claw. Yeah. I know.

I remember you told you had text me at one point. I knew you were a nerd freak weirdo. I smelled it on you for sending me. It reeks. Well, and clearly, look at us now. Like, what the fuck? It got worse. Yeah, obviously, it's worsened.

It worsened. The condition has worsened. It's terminal. Now just you and Caleb are the only ones I've had on three times. I am honored. Yeah, same. I think that first episode two is when we talked about my fan fiction for the first time. Yeah, the Joe Bro's fan fiction.

Yeah, we talked and I said the diabetes was a huge part of the moving's plot. Sorry. Did we say that it was kind of like on American Idol when to get accepted you had to have a sob story? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true. You interwove that. That's true. I brought that when life imitates art.

Exactly. And now you're a for real fan picture writer. Yeah, now we've met them in person. True. And we both were like, short, sure. Yeah. Short. Yes, short.

Tiny, strange. Weird. Talented. Talented, a little weird. Caucasian. Yes. Word association. Yes.

Exactly. What's been up with you lately? What's going on with you? Girl. Anything new? I just finished a book last night. Which one? Us dress like this in the book club.

It's my show. We talk about what I want. Exactly. On my show. I finished Babel by R.F. Quang. Okay. T. Dude.

For everyone who recommended it to me, I was like, hey, I'll get to it. I'll get to it. Read it. And I'm like, this is so, so me. It's about, it's like dark academia mixed with anti-colonialism. And the way that, because her name's Rebecca Kwong, The way that Rebecca kind of interweaves very heavy and difficult and complex topics into like, it's a fantasy at the end of the day. Like, it's a fantasy novel.

And it's set in like 1830s Victorian England and the lead character is a mixed Chinese English student. And it all revolves around like him and the exploitation of his language and his culture to. And it talks about how the British Empire coveted that which it. exploits the most, like, which it is set to destroy. Yeah, yeah. Was so good. Okay. T.

It was so good. I think you, if you're into that kind of, I know you're into fantasy. Yes. Anyway, I don't know what that was on my neck. Was anyone else scared? Was it who else was scared? What did you say when I appeared in the hallway earlier? Oh, yeah.

What was Carrie? What was that? What was that? What was that? In the window just now. I think I see something looking at me through that window. James. James.

What was that? Me and days were saying this about the summary turned pretty. We kept making this joke. We were going, every time I saw that motherfucker come on screen, I was like, oh my God, bro. Who invited this guy? This guy again. Oh, my God, bro. Get your ass on.

What the hell. No, man. What the fuck? I love that part of my brain rot, but I'm also fearful of it every day. I feel like it spreads like a disease every day. Yeah, you gotta hit your head. Yeah. Enough.

Quiet. Enough. The voices. The voices tell you to do this. Well. Well, obviously. Well, I'm happy for you that you finished that book and you enjoyed it. Thanks.

What have you been reading? I read Bridge Kingdom recently. It was recommended to me. What's the like, is it magic system? No, not really. Is there magic in it? No, there's not really magic in it. It's just like different kingdoms fighting against each other for control over this one bridge.

Okay, okay. this one girl like marries a guy like that she's trying to find out the secrets to the bridge. It sounds complicated as fuck, which it is. But I had a blast reading it. It's like political intrigue. Yeah, it's very politicized and like what people think is true versus what's actually true that type of shit. I like that. And then her being a Benedict Arnold, I was fucking with it.

Oh, kind of flipping both sides. Loved it. Great history. Hello. Her being like a Frederick Douglas. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Right. Right, right. She's cooking. Let her cook. I did try to read this one though recently called When the Moon Hatched. Dragons, right? Yes, dragons. It's on my shelf. It's like sci-fi and dragons. Say less. Yeah, so I was trying to read it and this is how I described to the days. I felt like the dumbest bitch alive reading it. Why? Because I generally can like, even if I don't understand something, I was like,

I'll come back to it if it's really that confusing to me, but I'm sure I'll put it together. I told her I felt like they were talking in code. Like the whole movie I felt like walked into and got his duku coins and churned to some guy he had eyes red slits. Who is that? Who are you? Am I here? I'm literally like I had to read the same page 50,000 times. And you know, there's a character called Count Duku in Star Wars. I told Jason, I felt like a big Count Duku head the whole time I was reading that. This is making me feel like a Duku head and you're not going to make me feel dumb. Not what I'm trying to have fun. No. I'm trying to have fun, read my little fantasy things and this is making me feel stupid. And you're making me read Count Doodoo a hundred times on the same page.

Count Dukuhu Head. Count Duku Head ass core. That's how I felt. Reading it and I was like, man, fuck this book. Fuck this dumbass book. I don't want to read about these dumb ass dragons anyways. Fuck this book. I'm getting pissed off.

I was like so angry. I was like, I'll come back to it. I recently purchased something that I need to make you aware of. Okay. I brought it here today. So I'll show it to you later. Was it a bookstore. And I'm by the fidget section.

Okay. Right. Because I like to fidget it. Yes. And on the table. table I see a 3D printed fidget dragon copped. Might as well have had your name on it. It said return to sender.

Return if lost, return to a switch to your license. Yeah. I had my passport number on it. What the fuck? So of course I bought it with my credit card. Yes, of course. And I brought it home and that thing, it's like a sensory slug.

Love that. You know those things? Yeah, where you can curl them up. Yeah. What's funny is you sent me a video of you playing with it. So I did remember. What but I wasn't sure if it was the dragon that you had bought tell them that you said I literally saved it you're like I'll let you touch you when I come over next

time but you can't have this one this one's mine you can't have this one actually and don't let squid touch it he'll break it oh my god squid Jason you know Jason loves those little ugly little babies there she puts on her bag charms not the sunny angels no she loves those she loves like the Lububu's but she loves all of them like yeah there's one's called cry babies and all that stuff I watched your unboxing I do I'm from yeah She has one called a me-may-may. That was like her favorite one. She left her purse on the ground in my house.

And like we both left. And I found Squid like fucking around with something. And I was like, what is that? And I went over squid chewed off half her face. I said, when I saw it, I said, squid, she's going to kill me. She loves. She loves this one. Oh my God.

But he thought they were toys because they were like hanging. So he just like took it. And he was like sucking on the face. it so like half her eye and her eyebrows gone what did you do to this ho? You fuck that bitch oh my god how long did I leave you alone? I know I told Jason I was like I have really bad news my parents came over and I was telling my parents and my dad goes she's gonna be pissed I was like I know she loves that thing I was literally hiding it in my pantry and I was like I'm just gonna break it to her at a certain point you're like ringing your hands yeah and I was like I was like do you know you have something to tell you it wasn't me it was squid uh if it was you that'd be worse yeah sucked

half the face off me gnawing on it yeah i love a fidget toy too yeah i'm kind of crazy it's good when i'm teething only when i'm teething though i'm teething but i get really nervous anyway that's like the clip i did with dace this week where i was talking about glen pal and i literally i was like he's 30 i was like he's literally like in his 40s am i wrong like me so I was like he's mid 40s, no. No. And then she looks it up 36. I feel horrible.

I said my condolences. Yeah. But the funny thing is like I've made fun of him like a couple times. On Tweety girls. A cup, a handful of times. Glenn or Charles? No, no, Glenn Powell. Glenn.

10 maybe 15 times tops. And it's all in good fun. And then I'm not kidding. Like I don't know who took that from there, but like I've done quite a few interviews this year where they've asked. this year where they've asked me so like what's your deal of Glenn Powell and I'm like I don't not becoming a thing yeah I was like I don't dislike I don't dislike him I can't have a little fun I made fun of Austin Buller's Elvis accent for over a year nobody right nobody asked me once about that mother fucker nobody cared when I was saying that dude's from Anaheim what the fuck

you mean I guess like that dude lists 20 minutes from Disneyland and Angel Stadium what do you mean you can't get rid of us What do you mean you can't get rid of the Southern accent? What do you mean you need another dialect coach to decondition you? What are you talking about? Me and I lie. Me and I lie for attention. It's so true.

Oh, me too. Also, this is so random too, but I just found out recently one of the roles I read for and got a callback for it but didn't end up getting, obviously, because I'm still dressed like this doing this. Because I do plan on when I blow up, I will forget everybody. I do plan on doing that. At some point. I saw like in the main cast.

I saw who got cast in the role that I read for. But opposite her, like the love interest was a Samuind, dude. I've never seen before. And I said, oh, now you want to start casting them? They probably, I was like, and what if me telling my team, it's not true? Me telling you two. And what if they were like one too many Samoen people kick that bitch off? We know who to cut.

I was like, oh, only one per group, huh? Only one per group. Whatever. Wow. You watched any good movies lately? or TV shows. I just binged House of Guinness. Oh, yeah, that's right.

That's so funny. I watched the trailer for it and I was like, I will be coming back to this. Naturally. Was it good? Yes, it was good. I will say there were parts of it because, you know, I'm all up in and around the Irish shit.

I'm all up in there. Fontaine's DC, kneecap, all these Irish artists. They synced the music to the show and at times it felt like, this is reaching. You know what I mean? Right. But I really. really enjoyed it because the story of the Guinness family is so, you know, they're like the American kind of Vanderbiltz

or Rockefellers. Right. Foundational family to Dublin and whatever. I enjoyed it. Um, there is rock hard hog in it. So no way. Yeah, full frontal hog. No way. Uncut, obviously. Uncut hog. Obviously, because they're British or Irish, my bad. Yep. Don't want to be disrespectful. And it is uncut. Why is that a thing? Uh, like for whitties or a European? answer. Is it, well, I guess culturally I do. I think, yeah, I'm honestly not sure. I feel like religion plays a role in it, whether you are or not, right?

I don't know. Unsure. Jarvis, could we? Jarvis, make it uncut. Jarvis, show me uncut versus cut. Jarvis, show me the history of uncut. Pull up the circumcision Wikipedia. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

And then I'm like, no one takes me seriously as an action. as an actress. And they got the dude and not me. Yeah, no one gives a fuck about me being an actress. Oh, wow. Maybe that's why. You want to know what Jarvis. Because you're seeing Jarvis pull up on God day.

Right, right, right, right. The green looks scary, like, natural on you. Like, it really is complimentering, complimenting you. Period. I think it's really gorgeous. Honestly, period. Maybe I will go like this and they'll think I'm just like dressed like Jim Carrey from the mat to my next event.

Because I'm going to be wearing a suit too. Yeah, you're like, and the thing about women in power is a serious panel. serious panel. Black lip liner. Like intersectional feminism is just a story. Do you remember recently when I was telling you about a shoot that I was like supposed to do?

And then I was like under, I explained this whole story to my crew, the real story. But I was like explaining how in my job description, the byline they wrote, everyone else has had something very awesome. And mine said viral body positive influencer. No. Hey. Hey, what the fuck is that? And then I literally called you to tell you

because I knew you were having a bad day. I was like, well, this will make you feel better. They put that as my byline and I was like, they're gonna make me the fatty. Yeah. A token fatty. Token fatty. And can you talk about being fat?

The thing about the fat thing is, have you seen that audio on TikTok? And they're like, okay, so you are fat. And here's the thing with the fat thing. That's how it feels like. You are fat. Here's the thing about the fat thing. Literally they said that to you.

Yeah, they said that to me. They called me Big Fatty on Maine. Big, big fatty on Maine. Every day I log on to TikTok.gov. It's called Big Fatty. When will it end? Me too. And it's also like, it's kind of, I recently, I was talking to Dase about this when a certain

woman tagged me in an Instagram story that I assume, I can only assume, was meant to be complimentary to me. but she tagged me and other people that she also, I think, considers big fatties. And it was like the third tile in like a 10 tile story, so I didn't see the rest of it. But she was like, these are tagged below. These are women. This is her talking to the camera. These are women who don't care about their bodies.

Like they don't care about fitting into a mold. They don't care if you're attracted to them. You should follow women like this. Tag me. Now hold on. There's me and I'll tell you who the other people were, but I'm literally going to cover, but it was literally me. me.

Me and when my twins roll up. And obviously, she's not that woman who tagged me and that is not bigger at all. She's not bigger bodied at all. Her trying to be inclusive. Girl, get the fuck out of my face. And this was the first time when I told this story, I don't even remember why, but I told this story to my therapist. This is the first time I made her laugh out loud for real.

Because I told her the whole story and I said, like, if you're going to call me a big fat bitch on Maine, why don't you just say that? And I said, and you know why? why it's like offensive and they're like, I think it was meant to be a compliment. The reason why it's not a compliment, and you know this because you get it all the time too, is because they're not saying,

I think you're so beautiful. They're saying, I can't believe that you still think you're beautiful. And I find that bad ass. Exactly. That's punk. I think that's so girl boss that you don't care that men think you're fucking gross. No, yeah, when people tell you that you're brave,

I did I do this? I'm wearing a two piece. They're like, you're so brave. You are so brave. You're so brave. I love that you don't care that your big belly is showing. Like, I've had people being like, I used to be so insecure about my belly. And now that you, someone literally once, this is around Coachella time.

I remember that distinctly because my belly was out a couple times at Coachella. And that is imperative information to the story. She commented on one of my things. And she was like, love your outfit girl. Also, I used to, I forget the exact. garbage probably on purpose because it hurt my feelings. But she's like, I used to have like a frowny face belly button. Now, why would you ever say that? And she's like, I used to be so embarrassed of it. But now that I see you don't care when it's out, that makes me feel confident too. I said.

And you know what's funny is I genuinely said out loud to myself, I'm not looking that up. I don't need to know. I don't need to know and I don't want to know because it's it's nothing. about that is going to make me feel good. No. I don't need that information. This is so like, you're going to laugh at this, but I know you'll understand. Were you ever like, like, pudgy growing up, like fat. I was fat as a kid. You like make fun of yourself to other girls or your friends or whatever. I would cup my belly fat like this and say, look, it's a bagel. It's a fucking hole. It's a circular hole. You know the skinny girl belly button that's like a stretched out penny.

Girl, mine is a fucking whole, I would say bagel. It's a frowny face belly button like mine. It's a brownie face. Don't piss me off. That's like I let I go. I'm not looking that up. I don't need to know what that looks like. I don't fucking need.

I, you keep that. I don't want it. You can have it. I'm not even, but I will think about it for the rest of my life. That is for sure I will think about it for the rest of my life. Just like the wallied thing. Like someone who's wallied.

Yeah. Same thing with that. Same thing with the fucking pot of greed. If I could delete one joke I've ever made about myself, it would be the pot of greed. would be the pot of greed thing. Purely because I'm sick of men pretending they made it up and using it against me. But I was like, that was funny the one time I told the story.

That's the thing. But see, no one can cut deep quite like that. Exactly. Because it has brownie face belly button. That made me lock my phone for a minute. That got, that got close. I had to get off my phone and go look outside for a bit and really, and really think, is this something I want to keep doing?

Who am I? Could I get a job after everything I've said on the other? It's like a regular job. Yeah, what are my trade skills? I need to go learn a train. It really is that serious sometimes. I'm sick to my stomach, dude. Like, that's...

Bagel. Bagel. And guess what it killed every time? It got a laugh. So really, I guess who really won in the end? Look, look like we are now. I did one time at one of my friends, my friends in high school, like, she had an older brother that everybody, like, really liked.

But I remember we were at her house, like, with all. our friends once and it was cold outside and I you know like little jean shorts were like super in at the time so I was like damn it's cold and she goes oh I'll get you some sweats and I was like oh because she's like smaller than me and then she goes no I'll get him for my brother he's like because he's way bigger than me don't relax first of all then she gets them nothing worse their skin tight bitch they look painted on my ass like literally like you know and they don't even go up that high so they're like they're like they're almost pinching you in more. It's like it feels like you like mustard bottle but not in a good way.

Yes. You know what I mean? You're just your brother's low-rise sweat. Yeah. And you know when you're putting them pulling them on they're like, I have some fun facts about you. Oh shit. Okay. I don't you remember what we were talking about, but I I want to get to your fun facts because we have quite a few. Okay. Let's do it. Okay. This first one I she asked me if I knew anything about you and I was like yeah things we can't share. You were a member of the International Thespian Society, Texas A&M. I was. And how was that?

It was actually in high school. I was more active as a Thespian. Okay. I identified as a Fespian. Yeah, it was great. I got inducted. It's this whole, like, weird culty thing. And then all for, like, me to not give a shit.

Like, I dropped out. Like, I don't give a fuck. Because they asked me to pay? It's not doing all that. I thought this was an honor. Are you asking for my money? I'm not feeling honored when I have to give up my money. No, exactly.

That's, I was in something called. the International Scholar Society in college. Okay. Yeah. And I went to something called ScholarCon. Don't know if anyone's familiar. It's like MadCon. But for freaking nerd.

Sorry. Me and Maddie B. Oh, Miss him. And Cameron Dallas and Sean Mendez. What the fuck? Miss Sean. Oh, Miss. I wish he was here.

I do wish he was here. I wish he was here. No, I went to ScholarCon twice in Florida. Well, no. I only went once, actually. That was my first time flying alone. And I remember when I went, I was like, I was super, like, my mom was like, you should go. Like, it'll be a good networking thing.

Of course, my mom says that. I'm 17. I'm like, I don't go fuck about networking. Okay, fine. So like, I went. I remember I went and I was like, okay, need to make friends. Like, that was my first son. I was like, have to make friends.

And I was like, well, roommate, obviously, I'll be friends with my roommate. Like, that's easy. And I, and I'm like literally sitting on the bed, like, waiting for her to get there. I was like, perfect. I'm going to, we're going to key. her and I are going to girl out. We're going to queen out. She comes in. She's 58. And she was so, so, so nice, but she really was almost 60 years old. I remember that distinctly. And she was getting her second PhD. And I was like, oh, I was like, well, like, I was like, well, I was like,

well, I was like, planning on going to eat with her. She's like, yeah. And then we went to lunch. And she was so nice and so sweet and so smart. But I asked her, like, what do you do for a living and she was like, oh, I counsel like people after they've been assaulted. And she tells me that. I go, hmm, right. And she was like, what do you do? I was like, I'm a freshman in college. She was like, well, that's nice.

And I was like, yeah. And I remember that night a lot of the kids were going to like a pool to go swim and drink and shit. And I was like, do you want to come with me? Like just trying to be polite. And she was all ready for bed. She was reading her book. she goes, I remember she goes, no, baby, I don't want to go.

And say that, by the way. She was like, all right. And then I went and everybody was very strange, but I had a blast. Okay, so I've got some follow-up questions. Sure. What qualifies you to go to ScholarCon and why is the age gap, age range, so fast? I don't know how she got there. How I got there was I had a 4.0 my freshman year, so I made the dean's list those two

semesters and then they were like, hey, nobody in this fucking school wants to join this on behalf of the University of Hawaii. Do you want to join? And then I showed it to my mom and she was like, yeah, you're going to join. And I go, all right. Well, my mom said I have to. So and then they were like, perfect. Do you want to go to Florida for a few days and represent us? And like, well, not really. Yeah. And I was like, sure. And John Legend performed. I remember. And why not? That was so. And he performed. And I remember Ben and Jerry's was a huge sponsor. So they gave out a lot of free Ben and Jerry's was just sick. And I was sending my mom like a million videos of John Legend because she was like, I love John Legend. Make sure you send me videos. I was sending her 15 videos. They're like two

minutes long on my shitty iPhone. And then my mom goes, hey, stop sending these to me. They have no noise. Like they have no sound whatsoever. I don't know how the fuck that happened. And then I was like, well, there he is. So you're live on Instagram. On my iPad. Like holding it out in front of John Legend. Well, scholar con. Wow. Yeah. Big nerdo convention, honestly. I did something similar that I was a bit more active in. I did mock trial.

Did you all have mock trial at University? I know about mock trial, but I don't know if we had it there. I bet y'all did because it was kind of like a, it was everywhere. It was kind of debate club centric, but it was, we were preparing and arguing court cases. Like fabricated court cases. And it was for the pre-law students. And then they needed Thespians to come in and act as the character witnesses. So I would play the defendant.

I would play, you know, the prosecutor. I would do whatever, like a witness. I'd be like, hi, I was doing accent work, essentially. Fuck this dumbass, fucking dumb wig, bitch. Fuck this ho-ass wig. Don't even, don't even. You don't have to wear it if you don't want to anymore. Well, now my forehead's red.

So unfortunately, I'm married to it. Unfortunately, this is what it is. Perfect. Period. Anyway, so mocked. trial. I would take it as an opportunity to like try out your characters because you would take the affidavit, which is when something happens when you sue, when you know, anything legal like that happens, you take down a written testimony. And when you go to court, if your testimony doesn't correspond with your affidavit, perjury, you're lying, whatever. Until we would go in and I would prepare it with my team and then other schools would be like the defense if we were the prosecution. It was so much fun. You want to talk about nerd? though. Okay, well, if you referenced the case law, it was so like, you bitches are not

fun. I was doing all the characters and whatever, but it was just like, I thought we were here for a good time. Yeah, I thought we were here to like, jump around. Oh, my fucking. My fucking bad. I don't think I did any clubs like that. I'm trying to think in college. I did try to join one club and they just ignored my incessant emails about wanting to join and then when I saw them, I remember the guy I was talking to at the time, his, like, friends, like, were running the club.

And I was, and he's like, oh, they're right here. Because, you know, like, first, second week of school, like, they have clubs, like, have tables and they're like, come join or whatever. He was like, oh, my friends over there, like, let's go. You said you wanted to join, right? And I go, it's really okay. And then he walked me over to the table. This felt like, I felt like, big nerd in school.

Yeah, because I walked over there and I was like, he goes, she wants to do. join and then the girls were like we're full it felt very like mitchie has dishes to do like that's let's go like that's really yeah i really did feel like that i was getting iced out because i lied about my mom working at hot tunes china and really my mom's slaving away in the kitchen But that scene where she's covered in flour. Yeah. Get your dumb ass off the floor. The president of Hatoons China.

Oh, Hatoon shit. Okay. Mitchie has dishes to do as these funny stuff I've ever heard. Holy shit. One thing about you, if I throw a reference, you're going to catch it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Whether it's a river six one or Mitchie has dishes to do. 98% of the time I'm going to catch it.

And that's a beautiful, beautiful thing. But I remember I walked over. Mitchie has dishes to do. that's what they did to me. What club was it? It was, well, I'll have Amanda believe it, but it literally was the club. I go, it's okay.

Not a big deal. And then he goes, no, you're not. You guys are always looking for sign-ups. That's not true. Let her write her name down. Bitch, let me get out of here. I literally, I was like, if this is to make me like you, it's making me hate you. Yeah. And this even more. No, he thought he was being a murder.

Get the fuck you're making it worse. He's like, who did this to you? rubbing my computer with the mean email that they sent me saying I couldn't join whatever I don't give a fuck well who did this to you okay we have more these fake nails are gonna rip off pretty soon oh okay obviously obviously it says that your mom is a ghost hunter which I already know which we know we know and she's the lead investigator of the Texas ghost gals she built the website herself okay period I'm a man of many talents very much Renaissance woman

And we have talked about you doing ghost hunting with your mom before. We have talked about it. What are your kind of opinions on ghouls? Goulds, just generally speaking. Generally ghouls. Well, if they came here legally, I wouldn't care. Obviously, it wouldn't. We all have that dream trip.

We've been wishing we could go on. But too often life or usually price gets in the way. That's why price line is here to help you turn your dream trip into reality. With up to 60% off hotels and up to 50% off flights, you can book everything you need for your next adventure. Don't just dream about that next trip. Book it with Priceline. Download the Priceline app or visit Priceline.com and book your next trip today. Go to your happy price. Priceline. Care just go through the process like everyone else.

Do process. Do process. Yeah, obviously. Oh my God. Build the wall. That's what I'm saying. We wouldn't need that. Right. And who set that system up? I'm fucking with them.

I think they're real. You've seen one? I think to some extent, I've never had like a paranormal experience like in sense of seeing anything. But I have in the sense of like feeling. Like I felt, I felt, I felt, I felt, I've felt, I call it spirit like Teresa Caputo. The Long Island medium, she calls it spirit. Spirit, if you can hear me.

Yeah. If you can hear us. I literally felt, I felt the presence of it, but it wasn't easy. evil. Yeah, so I felt like really positive spiritual presence, I would say. Can I say something fucked up to you? Yeah, of course. In the front room of your house, there's something weird. I don't want to freak you out in that first living room. Yes. Okay. Maybe it's because like we're never in there. Probably. Probably. I spend time in there. But every time I walk by, I go a little faster than I should. It does get really dark in that room too. It's strange. Yeah, that is true.

I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, because sometimes squid wanders in there and just stairs. So I'm not crazy. Yeah. But it's not negative. No, it's not negative. For sure, it's not. But I will tell you too, because obviously you've stayed in my guest room a million times. I have a real beef with mirrors at the end of beds. But because that one is part of the closet, I've made an exception for it. But that was the only way to fit the bed in there. But I have, I do think about it a lot because I was like, I don't fuck with mirrors at the end of bed. Why not? Because when there's freestanding mirrors and they, and they're at the end of your bed specifically and you can see yourself, it invites presence into the room.

And that could be good or bad. My name is Constit said. I'm 17 years old. Right. Exactly. What's that fucking six on you? I was murdered and I'm at the end of your bed. And I'm not trying to have that in my house. No. But squid does bark when it's bad so he doesn't ever bark.

So that's how I know the presence that you're feeling. Yeah. It probably isn't bad, but I will sage anyways when I get home with a spray. Period. I had a sage spray. Period. That was made by native people that I got in Canada. Say that.

So have to be clear about that. But I get it. What about you? Do you feel an otherworldly presence? I haven't felt it, but other people when they come to my house have said that there is something in one of my sitting rooms. I have like this kind of sitting room off the kitchen that's themed like cowboy. Yes. Decorated.

I'm familiar. And yeah, your house especially because it's old. Girl. Yeah. And I've had Taylor, my best friend and my mom who Heather, who knows if Heather's ever telling the truth. she came the Texas ghost gal the Texas ghost gal and I'll listen when the Texas

ghost gal speaks with a grain of salt yeah so she came and she was staying with me one time and she was like you know how mom's like wrapped their cardigans around herself she was like I was sitting in your sitting room with my cup of coffee this morning and I just there's a grandma in here

and I said shut the fuck up bro I live alone don't do that she goes there's a great it's not negative if there is a grandma, a maternal presence in here. She doesn't want to harm you, but this is her house. She turns around and it's me and my moo-moon. And my broskey merch moomoo. Exactly.

Yeah. And I was like, okay, so first of all, why would you tell me that? And second of all, okay? Like, what do you want me to do about it? Exactly. And it's also this strange thing of, I do believe in residual hauntings. Right. Because my house is built in the 20s.

Like so many people and genera. have lived in this house and so much life has been pushed into the walls and whatever that sure I think there are residual energies that like my mom stayed in a she rented a house a few years ago that had the energy of a dog she said and I go what the fuck are you talking about and she said and I'm laughing but like she's so serious yeah she was like they had a dog and a cat and I know this for sure and I was like did you ever speak to them whatever like the previous renter's she said no But I know it. Because when I would be on the toilet, I would feel something wrap around my legs.

And I knew it was like the energy of a cat. And I was like, okay? She's taking a hot shit. And she's like, there's a cat in here. She's getting chills up and down there. There's a cat on my feet. Right underneath my squatty body. Right underneath it.

And get this under the squatty body. And I was like, okay. And of course, she tells it in a more convincing way than I am. Because I hear it. And I'm like, what are you talking about? She said that she felt that. And out of the corner of her eyes sometimes. when she'd be in the living room, like, reading or watching TV or whatever.

And it would be a cat. Like, she would see, like, the tail of a cat or whatever. And I'm like, mom, you're tweaking. What are you taking? What, like, aschwaganda are you taking? And she was like, it was that. And then there was, like, this frenetic energy in the back bedroom. And after a while of, like, feeling that, I looked at the bottom of the door.

And you could see there were, like, scratch marks where I think they did. Whoever rented it beforehand would keep the dog in the back bedroom when guests would come over. Yeah. And so there was, like, weird scratch marks. And she said, one day, I'd had enough and I opened the front door and I said, y'all get. I'm serious, just get. You don't live here anymore.

She said after that, stop. I said, okay. I need that, honestly. I love that. This episode is brought to you by Sephora. We love comments from strangers. As you know, the internet is a hilarious place after all. But sometimes it's really best to get expert advice right from the source.

Like with beauty. Whatever look you're going for, Sephora is the good. go to. Their beauty advisors really get beauty and are absolute pros at personalized rex. And for the most elite beauty grabs like summer Fridays, lip butter bomb, day signature shampoo and the extremely viral rare beauty soft pinch liquid blush, you can only get them at Sephora. Get beauty from people who get beauty. Only at Sephora. That's like for my 30th birthday. My family got a mentalist, self-identified mentalist. I want to go.

Yeah, that's why you messed out. You were abroad. I was. But he came in and it was like, it was really fun, but it was like so, like I described it as deliciously awkward. Like it was the perfect amount of awkward. Like weird and strange and fun, right? Because he was like, I'm a mentalist.

Like to get in your mind. And Adam like, me, Jason and Adam were like, first of all, we're getting so high. Like, as sweet as he started, I was like, oh, this is going to be a blast. right as soon as he started and Adam said when he said the mentalist thing I was like lord be a hedge of protection around my mind so this man does not get in please form a hedge of protection around me lord we joke about shit like that all the time please form a beautiful front yard just a hedge of protection lord so he does not get inside he does not live in there and it was so because at one point he was like oh write something down

and then i'm going to write something and i'm going to show it to you And I, Jason was writing something and I said, what have you flipped it? And it said, you're gay. Peanish. And we were laughing. And then at one point he told me to write something and it's like, where, a place you've always wanted to go, something like that. And then he said, Jason goes right down your mom's house.

And we can't, we laughed for so long that I felt like he kind of fucked up one of his tricks a little bit. Like, you were pissing him off. Yeah, well, like, okay, my bad. But like, we're not making fun of him. We're like giggling. But my thing is like if you're a mentalist in your 50s, you have to be able to work through giggles. Exactly.

You can't get your cage can't be shaken by a couple giggles. Because we were participating and we really were like trying. Yeah. But like at the last I did say like I did pee his last joke because we were all kind of laugh. You know my family. Of course. We're all making fun of each other more than anything. Well, and you're doing bits to make each other laugh.

Like that's the whole point. It was like, write down your mom's. He's also like, sorry, you were booked for a 30th birthday party. You're expecting earnest? Like us to be earnest? Yeah, at 30th birthday party, I'm the youngest person there besides my brother. Like, come on, girl. Who, my brother, by the way.

No, my brother. There was one where they had people go up in front of everyone. Like, so they picked like four. It was like my brother, Billy, Adam. No, no, Alex. And I think Stephen. So they were all standing up there and he was like, oh, draw something on this piece of paper. Nobody look at it.

Like someone collect all. them and I'm just gonna guess who drew what kind of thing I'm gonna get in your mind I'm gonna know what you drew right my brother right as soon as he picks up my brother's picture like he's like showing it to everyone my brother's like whole face changes and then he goes well obviously this and my brother's like oh how did he know that he's like he's like he's really good yeah he literally was like as soon because Donovan's like standing like this as soon as he's like that guy was really good.

Yeah. God, how did he? He blows me way every time. He's got a gift. Oh shit. Get someone help?

Oh, no, mind. I got, I got it. Okay. Next fun fact. You used to work

as a sales associate at Clares. I did. Who did this fucking deep-ass Sean Evans research? Nardwar. Nard.

Yeah. Amanda, obviously. And thank you to Amanda. You worked that Clares, bitch? Yeah, dude, I worked at Clares.

You don't know something about Clares? Not a lot to sit down. Really? There's no chairs in that bitch. Not even behind the register, not anywhere. No.

And I literally would be like, because they were like dress cute. And so I wore, this was like 2017. So I wore these fuck ass little, um, what was that that shoe dazzle? Oh, shoe dazzle. Shoo dazzle love, shabletics, that whole shit. I wore these fuck ass little booties. Yeah. My shift was eight hours at Clare's and it was over.

Christmas break and I clocked in. No chairs. And I literally would be like, can I go sit down in the food court? Can I go sit down in the bathroom? Can I go sit down anywhere? Like, I'm fat. I need to sit down. I'm sweating and I'm fat and there's eight year olds yelling. Like I'm so I can't be here. And I'm behind the counter. One thing about me, I'm going to have to sit down. No, like, where's the bench? I need to fucking sit. And you know it's bad when you see a fatty sitting on the floor. She's had it. And that was me. And it literally got to a point where I was like, okay, well, no one's here, there's three of us working. I'm going to go sit down. You'll call me if you need me.

So I was about to leave. And the manager comes out of the back and she's like, where are you going? Exactly, where are you going? And also, even if no one's in the store, you need to be walking around acting like you're working. They said this to me. Like, like arranging shit. Yeah. Like rearranging whatever. Looking busy.

Looking busy because the security cameras were watching and people were always surveilling. And I'm like, I'll like, I'll fuck this dumbass job. And it was over Christmas as well. And so I worked after Christmas. So this was, and just like, put it in context. This is in the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, Texas. And it's like a bunch of wasp moms coming in to return items that their daughters didn't like for Christmas that they got at Clares. Max's most expensive item at Clare's, 2599.

They're coming in to return these items. And they're like yelling at me because we won't take them because they're earrings that have been taken out of the thing worn. And they're trying to, and I'm like, no. Also, this is made out of plastic. And so I would be like, man, everything is not refundable, whatever. They'd yell at me. I'm like, I could not give less of a fuck about this job. I'm so serious.

And on top of this, I'm standing. If my fucking ankles are swollen. Because I'm eating Panda Express every day for fucking lunch. I'm bloated. My ankles are. Me when I worked at our office job, me and Jason should have never had that job. And we should have never been allowed to work together. Like, that was such a mistake.

But this was the like tight ass polos. Yes, my two small polo phase. That was my two small polo era. Thank you. And like I remember me and Dase would go and get Vietnamese coffee from coffee bean, which honestly magma out the asshole, dude, blow out that shit. Like for real spray the wall. Like a fucking murder.

Like a cat, dude, just out my ass. Bad. So obviously I'm on the toilet at 935. My shift started at 9. obviously I'm on the toilet at 9.85. Hard at work in their mind you. Blowing ass in there. Like, crazy.

Like, it's my job. Going back to my... Blowing mud. Going back to my cubicle and working. And, like, we, then we would also stop at CVS. But the CVS was CVS E-Mas. Like, they always had a lot more shit in there, like, way more groceries in there. And I remember we would get hot Cheetos and, like, candies and shit.

I'd be eating that bitch. I'd be eating that at 10.15 a.m. I'm eating my hot Cheetos after my Vietnamese coffee and my bagel with a lot of butter, obviously. Your gut. Help me! My butthole for real, like, ah, tissue paper thin. You wiping that bitch so much. It's so bad.

And I remember, like, Jason was like, dude, you're, like, literally stealing time because I'd be on the toilet forever and I'd be like, I finished all my work at 10.30. Like, what do you want from? What am I supposed? What's a girl to do? Right. When I finished all my work at before 11, obviously, I'm going to go to the toilet. Yeah, I'm faking anyway.

And I'm not like I'm not shitting because you heard what I ate. You heard what I had for breakfast. Any innocent bystander will recognize I was shit. You know what I had for breakfast. You know that about me. When would your first solid meal of the day be? Oh, like when I eat my lunch that I brought from home, obviously at 11.30. Like, it's like I ate at 1015 and obviously at 1130.

I'm eating my lunch. Like, you know that. And I'm taking my full hour, by the way. Yeah. Mind you, I've been eating and watching YouTube videos for a while. Because again, like I told you, I finished my work already. You know, exactly. I'm watching fancy blogs by Gab and my car.

Thank you. That was a heavy fancy. blocks my dad for me that was heavy for me what would a what would a lunch consist of at your job honestly like I I used to pack the most asshole lunches like and I think it's because I knew I was going to be eating dog shit for breakfast my mid morning snack that I would be like whatever and I would just throw like balance breaks in there you know like shitty the shitty snacks that you'll just take to work a million days in a row like you're never eating them they're just staying in the lunch meal that's like literally what I would have in there sometimes a sandwich but most of the time we

would beg my mom to go out to eat like we would literally be like like Let's go to lunch because my mom was the boss. Uh-huh. So, we'd be like, well, we should go out to eat. Don't you work?

And I go to, and I'd fuck something up at El Torito. Right. And I'd go back and want to fall sleep by 3 p.m. But I can't clock out until 5. And that's the corporate life. And then I was like really wondering, like,

first of all, why are none of my belly button rings fitting me anymore? Must be because they shrunk. And second of all, metal. And second of all, why am I so exhausted by 6.30 p.m. Like,

I would get home. Take a nap. And literally be so tired. I'm like, I have to go to sleep. Wake up, sweaty at 2 a.m. And I go to sleep, wake up, eat dinner. Jason, one time I made this joke about me, Billy.

She goes, one thing about the two of them, they're going to eat dinner. Like, no matter what time we get home, she's like, they're going to door to ask something. They're going to eat dinner. Trust. When we left the Mwana 2 premiere, I like took my whole family on Adam.

And we all went and we were driving up. We're going up my street. And then like, you can see a car is parked in front of my house. And there was someone going back to the car and Adam goes, if that's your door dash, that's disgusting as fun. Of course, we time it so it gets there by the time I get home, obviously. And don't you ask me for a fry, bitch. Yeah, and obviously I'm going to have Del Taco at 1230 in the morning.

Duh, obviously. You wake up in the middle of the night and need water bath. Yeah. Yeah, or I wake up at 6 a.m. And I'm like, I'm going to ship myself. What's going on? Oh, because I had Del Taco at fucking 2 in the morning. Billy had this order at Del Taco I think I've told you

Is it asshole? No, it was literally like he came up with this order But it was the way he would order it that I'd be like literally shut up He would this is exactly verbatim how he would order it He would be like I want one of those specialty burritos at del Taco was like Notcho grande whatever the fuck right extra extra large burrito he's like I want that And then he would go now stay with me That's what he would say.

First time I heard it. I said, who the fuck do you think you are saying? Think Verizon is expensive? Think again. Anyone can bring their AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today and we'll give you a better deal. So bring us your bill. Walk in, running, pogo sticking, teleport if you can. Ride on the back of a rollerblading yak or flying on the wings of a majestic falcon.

Any way you can, bring your AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today and we'll give you a better deal on the best network. Based on route metrics, best overall mobile network performance U.S. second half 2025, all rights reserved. Must provide very recent postpaid consumer mobile bill in the name of the person redeeming the deal. Additional terms, conditions, and restrictions apply. Drive. Drive. Now, stay with me. Shut up.

Shut up. Patronizing the poor drive-thru worker. The contents of a chicken soft taco inside that burrito. I'm not even like mega burrito. Like, that's what he was making. And because he's fucking handsome every time he ordered it. It was either a dude who wanted to be him or a woman who was like, like when they talking to him.

So when you now stay with me, they would giggle every time. They'd be like, okay, yeah, no, for sure. I tell them I don't want tomatoes. They're gonna shoot me dead at the window. They give you just tomatoes and a tortilla. No, we don't do customization. No, they would immediately get mad at me. That's like his paintbrush.

His canvas. You're right. Tortia, his paintbrush, the Del Taco menu. They called Picasso. also a madman too in his time and he won't make it make a burrito he was making mega turd horrifying it's like what i told you our Costco order like when we were in a big Costco face well chicken bake each and you know how big they are i'm not even getting like me and billy would go and get a chicken bake each uh he'd get that footlong hot dog yeah i would get a soft pretzel

okay this is all at like 12 p.m. on a sunday we'd go get all of that food eat it all then a couple hours to be like, should we get Popeyes? Yeah, what's for dinner? We should get Jack in the Box for dinner. Those Jack in the Box greasy, like dog food tacos? I love them. I love them. You want to know my college study snack? I would love to know. It was those fuck ass Starbucks Frappuccino. Do you know the ones that don't have to be refrigerated? Yeah, the ones in the bottles. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course I do. Those, like, caramel macchiato, asshole, whatever. And then I would get talkies. And then I would get a red bull, like, but the tall boy red bull. Yeah, the like damn near 40 ounce red bull. Yeah. Don't even think about water.

Water's not important. I would chug the red bull. I would chug the coffee. And then as a reward, as I was studying, I'd eat the talkies. Obviously, I'm not studying because I'm on the toilet. And I would just be on Instagram. And that was it. And then like I would actually lock in and get my studying done once my, I had emptied my entire stomach. Because then I was like, okay, I feel I'm energized, I'm ready to go. Yeah, I'm like, oh, perfect. Now I emptied out my colon. Now I'm ready.

I felt the same way too. Honestly, I ate Hachito's like an asshole in college. And I can't have them anymore, honestly. I can, but they literally, they'll take me out for like three days now. I'm like, I need a couple days to recover from what blows out my ass. Like I told you when I had that terrible, terrible interview. Yeah. Where they sandbag me and it was awful, I literally that morning, showered twice.

Because I had fucking ricotta and I thought it was barata and I had ricotta. Girl, I showered and I had to glam at 4.30 in the morning. You didn't shower. You hosed off. No, and I'm sitting there with hot butt and they're asking me questions. And they're asking me about if I think I'm too mean to men. I have, I'm giving Rafiki to you and you're asking me about that. I'm pissed the fuck off. I'm, I'm so, I'm going through a lot.

Nobody understands the battles I have to fight. I'm in a weak state of mind right now. I'm sitting in a good American suit with a red ass, and you're asking me about that. You know what I think about all the time is when you said, and we'll bleep her name, but you said, eat like an asshole. Next one. We already know this about you, that you were fired from your job at the bank because of the kombucha video. We have talked about that.

And I got fired for my insurance job, too. Yeah. Too. Yes. Love that. Oh, one time when I was working at the NFL, I was like telling Dase, like, I think I might have told you this story. Because I went to this like meeting, this luncheon thing. And there was this woman and she was talking about how like, you know, we're always looking for more opportunities to like basically advertise like on the sidelines of games because that's obviously let's find more ways to make money. Right. And they're like, so if anyone ever has an idea for advertising like you guys should bring it to me like email me or whatever. Right. I'm like, okay. I'm thinking about it. I told Dace I go, you know, you know, how sometimes on the sidelines of football games they have men sitting on a bike and they're like turning right

it's to stay warm to warm up whatever right i was like what if because at the time peloton's became a thing i was like what if i told them to do peloton on the side and decent was like i don't think that works because they're like classes and stuff and i was like you don't know and then i was telling her i was like what if i pitched that to them and then she goes get that girl in my office and then there's a spinning newspaper and that it's like girl saves NFL local girls saves NFL and we've laughed for 20 minutes I go I'm too funny for this job I'm creating a bit based off something I'm not gonna picture because it's not for real but I'm laughing at we kept like I was like it's a like breaking news the SpongeBob Fish it's like that commercial where the girl says why don't we make the crunchy shells like

a talk why don't we do crunchy and soft and then they throw a parade in her honor I was like that would be we at the end of and then shocker they fired me shortly after that they said don't come back here you're no longer employed they fired me because my ideas were so good yeah I was like okay well I'll take my genius elsewhere to YouTube I win this one says you won a Keller award for best supporting actress for your role as grandma Adams in the Adams family musical Yes, I did it. That's tea, honestly. That's cool.

I didn't know you won a killer award for it. Yeah, I'm an award winner, so. Yeah. I recently watched, funny enough, the original Adams family, I say original, but the one from the 90s. Yeah. With, like, the iconic one. Yeah.

And then Adam simply values, I'm addicted. Is that the one with Angelica Houston, right? Yes. Yes. Have you ever seen it? Yes, I have long time ago, though. Rewatch it. Okay, too.

It is so, but you know how you feel. feel about Uncle Buck. Yeah. Love that fucking movie, dude. Like, it's genuinely so funny. Love, average family. I was like, I'm sold. This is gonna be like that 90s camp, like,

I don't know if I'll like it. I was genuinely like belly laughing alone in my room. Like, it was so funny. That's why I thought I watched, I rewatch Zootopia recently. Hilarious. Dude, I was cackling at that fucking movie. I forgot how fucking funny this movie was.

And if we're not invited to the Zootopia two premiere. Oh, right. They're obviously misogynistic. I agree. And racist when it comes to me. It's a way of me, double whammy for me. Okay, this says, oh, you're a licensed insurance agent. I already knew that about you. Obviously. It says you were a regular at Valley Village Thrift in Wichita Falls, Texas.

What the fuck? I've been there in 15 years. And by the way, maybe I went once. Yeah, Amanda. Dumbass fact you put on here. Lies, more lies. Strike two for Amanda. Go ahead and write that down.

Amanda, hope it's been fun working here, girl. Oh, this next one she highlighted and she said, ask her if she's been to Nana Cookies' vacation condo in Florida. What? How did you talk to? Who talked to you? Who told you that? And yes, my Nana's first name is Cookie.

That's right. I did know that. Yeah. I love that about her. She's so sweet. Yeah. almost sold the condo girl but they took it off the market so on my face book wipe it what's your favorite memory with nana cookie do you have a favor of course nana is very creative nana is the craft

queen um i have so many good memories as a kid of making like little things out of pipe cleaners like those fuzzy pipe cleaners or she was also very involved in our church of course and she would do the kids Sunday school and so she would have us do little foam crafts telling the story of Samson or what have

you so that was honestly like my feelings with the church aside like that was a good bonding thing because it's doing something with your hands you're talking you know Nana also just got really earnest really fast my parents are divorced and my dad worked my mom worked I spent a lot of time with Nana she's got a

real thick southern accent and so when I was a kid I'd talk like this because that's her and it was so sweet because I'm like who is that kid that I don't talk like that now but sometimes it comes out when I'm around her too it comes out too and it's it's just real sweet she has such an active imagination and that really I genuinely think and informed who I am as a person we love that we love that we love Nana and we love that you have good memories with her very much I think that's a beautiful thing does your does your Nana know about everything you do obviously She doesn't like the language I use She is not a fan of the language

Or my political views She's not a fan of the language And when I tell people that Aaron Taylor Johnson Makes you want to act like a monkey She's not the biggest fan of that Believe it or not Or the way I talk about men She doesn't like it for some reason

So but yeah I love it I had some people I had a lot of people ask me If you whenever you have someone huge On the show like David Well you've had a million And when you had like Aaron Taylor Johnson or like David Corenzweb, they're like, is she okay? I'm like, girl, I don't know.

I don't give her. She wasn't okay to begin with. Ask her. Why do people think you work for me, girl? I don't know. I'm also, I work for you and Caleb, though. Those are just my side jobs, though. You're our secretary.

That's until my big career takes off as an actress. I moonlight as a secretary for both of you. I'm a lady of the night for Caleb and then for you I'm a secretary. Exactly. Obviously, obviously. No, it makes me laugh because like, I don't fucking. No. Do you ever, are you getting a lot of questions now if you're getting nervous when you meet them?

I get those all the time now that I do carpets all the time. Yeah. If you get nervous meeting them. I get, uh, how do you do it? Like, how do you act normal? And it's almost like, I don't know, we've talked about this a little bit off camera of like, celebrities are weird. They are. They're really weird.

They're strange. They kind of accept that that like they wipe their ass the same way we do. Right. They've been knocked off a pedestal for me, which is kind of sad because I am such a fan girl. Yeah. That's why I'm like the people that I really do just. love and, you know, borderline worship sometimes. I'm like, genuinely don't bring them around me.

Like, us meeting Beyonce truly was like, we had to be blindsided. Like, we could not, they could not have told me ahead of time. No. I had to be blindsided by it. There's genuinely no way. Like, I still don't know. I text her like once every three months.

Like, why did we meet Beyonce? There's no reason why that should have happened. Also, I think about when we were waiting to meet her. And I, when I describe it to people, I've said, like, it felt like we were standing. there for two hours. I agree. It was probably five minutes total, like maybe 10, but I remember we were like pretending to talk and then I was like, I can't even think straight to. And you're like me either, let's not talk anymore. And I was like, okay. I was like, I was like,

I was like, yeah, no, I honestly can't think of anything to talk about. I need to be quiet for a second. Yeah. Lock in. Let's lock in together. I, I kept trying to like make conversation like it was normal, what was happening. And after a while, we both went on verbal. There's fucking way. I need to get right. Yeah, right now just in case my life ends after that happens, which I'll go out on top. But obviously, I need to prepare for whatever happens next. What did Adam say? I need to hedge my... Yeah, Lord, please be a hedge of protection on my mind. Protect my mind. Protect my mind. Oh my God. We said that once when we were, when we go on our trip to Hawaii,

when Adam was with this like, not this year, but last year, we were like out all day. We like went to the swap. We went to the mom. We went to the mom. all. We were just like exhausted. And we like came back in. And obviously Alex, we love Alex. She loves to watch movies. She loves to spend time as the group. When we got back to the house, I was like, I'm laying the fuck down. And I want to go to sleep and read my Kindle and not talk to anybody and get high as fuck in my room. And when we laid down, I had a feeling she was going to ask, like, does anyone want to watch movie? And I was telling Adam, I was like, Lord, please be a firewall between me and her in this home. Lord, Lord, if you love me at all, nobody will text. Does anyone want to

watch a movie downstairs in the group chat and I could just go to sleep in my room because it really is that serious sometimes well when you and Caleb went on vacation with us once Caleb was telling me he's like something I love about how you get you guys just don't give a fuck like if we're like I don't feel like going out we're like cool everyone's staying their rooms yeah that's like the best way to vacation I think is it is like not being obligated to do anything well because it's being honest yeah and it's so refreshing like when we did Coachella however many years ago yeah we all went back to the house and like be separated. We all were just literally scrolling TikTok in a room. I was like, this is awesome. Like quiet time. Like we're like everyone needs quiet. I need to be alone time. And then we come back

together for dinner. Yeah. And then we go be quiet. And then we go back on our rooms. It's really I know. When everyone's like 21 and they're like, let's drink. Let's go out. No, ma'am. You guys have a good time. God be with you. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. Enjoy it. Honestly, live it up. Live it up. Godspeed. Be safe. That fucking, uh, Debbie Ryan audio. on TikTok, if you see, she's like, feels like a party every day. Live it up. And I said, let's make history. Oh, we're always, this was one of our things that we said a billion times on tour last

year. We kept going, got some blue going on from that Selena Gomez interview. Do you remember? She's like, oh, I just put some blue in my hair for the teen vogue party. That's exactly how she says it. That's actually a verbatim quote. Honestly, if you look it up, I killed. I actually nailed that

I actually super nailed that but we kept going Got some blue going on Over and over again One of my stems like that is Trixie doing funky jewelry Like some funky jewelry Stupid

I hate her I hate her too When I text you I called you after I was in Trixie Glam And I called you to show you how ugly it was I literally was like Also get this she was like I have like I have a dress you could probably wear Tried it fit me perfectly

No it pisses me yeah what I was like Why do your dresses fit me How about a little tight? I had the same experience I filmed with her like two or three years ago Tried on one of her dresses she goes Wow fits you great you can keep it Me so well you want me to have it That's a man by the way

That's a man dress That dress is for boys You know that That's boy dress. That's like, I told you when she put the wig on me, I was like, fish. Oh my God, fish. She's like, you're literally a woman. And we just laughed.

Yeah. And I was like, well, well, I mean, God forbid, she feels the fantasy. No, for real. God forbid, I want to feel like a man dress as a woman. Exactly. God forbid, I'm fresh tilapia. Yeah. Bitch.

Um, get this. I was just at LAX as we are. Mm-hmm. And I'm headed up to the Delta Lounge. It's like 2 p.m. And I'm like, I'm going to get me some little snacks where I go, relax before my flight. And who do I see? But her bald ass head on the escalator in front of me, I go out loud, you've got to be kidding.

It echoes off the walls. You've got to be fucking kidding. And she goes, girl, get up here. And we go, we sit together. And we're, yes, we're done with these. Thank you. It was so funny. I'm like, what are you doing here?

Leave me alone. But we keep for a second. It was really cute. That's fun. I never see anyone fun at the airport. Will you travel with a cohort? I do. I have a small militia with me every time I travel, obviously.

Well, that, and that's nice, obviously, because I have everyone with me. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen anyone. I've sat near or next to Stephen Young multiple times. I have to. I'm going to New York. To London. Yeah. Mine was still under.

Ours was to New York. He's very nice. Yeah, I haven't even really talked to him. You haven't interviewed him? No, I haven't. He seemed nice, though. But I remember distinctly when we got off the plane at LAX, there were like walking dead guys waiting outside the little terminal thing to like have him sign action figures.

It's like they bought a ticket to just come have him sign those so they could sell them or whatever the fuck. I don't know. These people scare me. Like, genuinely, how do you find that out? I know. Oh, also the last time I flew home from New York. New York. You know how like JFK, like the Delta Terminal especially, they have you like stand in those lines when you're lining up to board the plane. They're like, oh, everybody's standing in the line. There was someone like pushing through the crowd and people were getting pissed off. And it was, it was fucking offset. And he literally pushed through the crowd, pushed past everyone, including me. And then he was like forced to wait for a little bit because some people were still getting scanned in. Then he finally got scanned in. Then there was like three people behind him. All of them. were carrying all of his things.

Like he was just running on the plane with his food, like takeout food. I was just running onto the plane. Everybody else was carrying everything. But they were, I felt really bad for the people on the team. But he was like really rude, just pushing past everyone. I was like, God help me if I ever act like that. I literally was like, my mom would never let me act like that.

But honestly, like, God help me. You know that Kevin Gates video. God murder my children. Why would you say that? God murder my children right now. It's time to refresh your yard spring backyard days at the Home Depot. Get low prices guaranteed on propane grills

starting at $179, like the next grill three burner gas grill. Or get $50 off a select Weber Spirit grill and bring big flavor to your backyard. Then set the scene with Hampton Bay string lights that bring it all together. Shop spring backyard days for seven days at the Home Depot.

Now through May 6th. Exclusion supplies to homedevo.com slash price match for details. Lion. Why would you see that? equivalence that I was like nobody none of you want to talk about 9-11 oh no I want to talk about 9-11 I was there for that I tell you that that was at the fucking global citizen yeah global citizen too I was there to see Rosalia because she was performed she had like a six minute long performance yeah

and I went just for that because I got invited and then Mariah carries up there she about uh-uh no one was talking about 9-11 and everyone was like what my god hello I feel like they talk about it there more than anything yeah Who is Offsa? Offset? Offset. Offset. Now it's making sense.

Did I ever tell you my Taiga story? Would you like to hear? Yes, of course I would. I got invited to the post Malone album release before he was MAGA. And it was... This is pre MAGA. This was pre MAGA.

It was the 12-kart toothache one, which I was very excited about, because... Stony, Hollywood. what's bleeding. I love those albums. I got invited and I'm like, oh my God. I'm so excited. Saw some friends there. They usher us into this building. It's like a listening party. And Amazon is filming the whole thing. It's like this immersive, like, you know, there's little places to sit and it's like red lights and smoke everywhere. And we're waiting around for the shit to start. And I'm sitting on this block facing this way. And there's another block right

there where it's facing that way. Tiga's sitting there and I'm like, Tiga. And I'm not necessarily impressed, but I'm like, that's bro. And I'm wearing red cowboy boots. He's wearing these really nice like YSL boots. And I'm high. I'm so high. And I came alone, by the way.

I just said, I'm like, of course. And I'm sitting there and he's sitting there and I go, like your boots. Slap him. Slap his wife's up, like your boots. I go, I got mine on. He looks at me, he goes, Okay, twin. Yeah, yes, twins, look.

I go, yeah, I got mine on, he goes. And I go, ah. Like, what? Oh, God, I fucked it up with Tyga forever. Fucked and now we'll never be friends. What the fuck? Mehi, just like trying to find fellowship. Seeking community.

Seeking community with Tyler. Oh, I guess, that. bitch can't see community at the post Malone release party. All right. Don't try it. I guess it's illegal. I'm trying to think if I've had, I'm sure, well, we both have talked to so many celebrities. I'm sure, like, certain parts.

It's very rare that I, that we actually embarrass ourselves. No, never. If anything, it's not even, I wouldn't even consider that embarrassing. I feel like that's one of those things where I call it getting too silly. Like I got a little too silly. That part's on me. Yeah. My bad.

Like, I also getting high and like being. Like unexpectedly high in a situation where like I obviously if I'm not working working, I'm like, I'm going to be high when I go. Exactly. It's fine. Like when I went to Cowboy Carter. Yes. I was like, obviously, I popped 50 milligrams. Your. Right before I walked in and I said, it's going to hit me at the perfect time. It would be awesome. I walk in. I'm like, I'm like, I'm starting to feel it. Like we took all our pictures already. Like they took all of everything they needed as far as I knew. It's like perfect. I go inside and like, woo right, going to the chairs. I'm like, right, going to the chairs. I'm like. feeling good and they're like Drew um so happy you came I'm like thank you so much for having me and they're like do you mind um can we do some social stuff with you I go oh like pictures and they're like no no we like we wanted to interview you and I go and of course I'm like yeah sure I go outside bitch I thought you would have thought they were to ask me to do arithmetic.

I really was like I had to ask them four times can you repeat that I'm so sorry like I could not understand they were asking me about money and like finances and I was like this is the worst time to ask me that shit. I literally was like and Dason was standing out there and I was going, hmm, that's a really good question. Like me. What the benefits of an escort versus an arc board? I was like me. I was like oh my fucking God. And when we left I told me say I go was that's so fucking awful dude like and she goes no I think you are fine and I was like that doesn't give me any confidence at all. I don't feel any better. She was like no I think it was fine like they were asking you like really difficult questions about my finances.

That's crazy. On the house of Beyonce. No. Don't do that to me. In the background, that be a a Vyanoz, shit. I'm sorry. That literally happened to me too when I went, when I was hosting something from Wanda to.

Oh my God. But that was an accident because I just had my pen and I hit it a little too hard, but I didn't mean to. Okay. And then like I was coughing like, I was like, I was like, my mom was like, let's go to the bathroom. I'm like, okay, cool. And it's like a two-star.

bathroom downstairs there's dancers down there okay and my team and so we go in the bathroom and I was like eating the smoke so I was like like you know that bullshit so I go in the and the once I get in I close lock the door I go just let it out like a real fat guy cough like I'm really like like like just losing my fucking mind in there come out my eyes are bulging and red I come out my mom's like are you okay and I go yeah why and she goes you we're coughing so loud. I'm all, you can hear me in there. She's like, yeah, it's wood. It's not metal. It's not soundproof. I was like, oh shit. So go upstairs. And I was like sitting and I wasn't going to go on for like 30, 45 minutes. That's when it starts really setting in. I was like, oh, I was like, but I don't get the scary. On where on stage? Yeah, I had to go on stage and host the whole hour. Drew. I was like, uh-oh. When I'm sitting there and I was like, see, my thing doesn't give me the scaries. It makes me too silly. So obviously this is like,

a Disney thing. Like it's like Moana obviously so like and there's kids like not to bring it back to the beginning but John Legend and his family were there. They were there sitting front row. Yeah. And they're kids. Hello again. And I was like I'm going to go up there and make a titty joke. I can't be doing that here. And so I literally told my mom at one point I was like I feel like I have to go outside and have the zoomies. I have to go on all fours and run around and like itch my butt on the carpet and I'll be okay. Like I got to go do something. I got to run. I got to run. I have to run. release this energy somehow. Yeah.

So then I just started, I remember Adam was sitting next to me, I just started popping off jokes, like insane jokes to him. And I was cracking him up because I was like, I had to get it out of my system like, all this silly girl shit. I need to get it out, get it out, get it out. I get it though. Like, I don't think I've ever had one where I'm like over familiar. Well, no, I've had quite a few where I've been like a little over familiar and I was

like, ooh. Yeah. I pushed it a little bit with that one. But you know what? It's fun. That's why they like us. Exactly. I think that's why they vibe with us.

Like when Cynthia was on, I made a joke about her, because she was saying something, I forget when she's like training for stuff. And I was like, man, that's keeping you up in a tower like Rapunzel. And then she goes, careful. Because she's bald. Bald. Baldheaded. That's funny. You're funny.

Do you mean that jokes, queen? Okay. You're funny as fun. She's chill. Hey, bro is like actually kind of chill. Why is bro low key kind of chill? Broke and low key. Okay.

Okay, I have one last fun fact for you. Oh, Lord. It says, do you remember where you were on July 30th, 2012? I will show you eventually. Okay, 2012, that's not when one direction was formed. It's not when one direction broke up. I'd like to see. You were at a big time rush.

You were on my Facebook. You were on my Facebook. I clearly, I can see that. And guess what? Who opened for big time rush other than Cody Simpson? And how was that good? The swimmer. Miley Cyrus's ex-boyfriend.

Myelis-Maris' ex-boyfriend, the ex-Olympic athlete, or I guess rejected Olympic athlete. And did he open with the duggy? Yeah, he did. To his own song? Yeah. Or was it teach me how to dougie? I think it was to his own song, and he hit the dougie in such a Caucasian way. And he had backup dancers doing it with him.

And I remember being thinking, wow. Very impressed. If I were to watch that shit again today, I'd be like, Oh, yeah, big time rush. I was a Kendall girl. You were. Were you a BTR, a rusher? We didn't really, we didn't really latch on to them.

I do remember one distinct thing about their show, though, big time rush, that this was the only, she, my sister's already laughing because like, this is the only joke we've ever laughed at from that show. But it was like, they threw this, like, party. I forget. Like, it was like they weren't supposed to throw a party. And then they were like, oh, the cat, the cat got out or something like that. And then the cat's arm goes up and it spray paint something like bad on the wall. And then they go, he can spray paint? We thought that was the, I thought that was the funniest fucking thing I had ever fucking seen.

Sure. We were just talking about this with Carrie like, like sister or like sibling jokes. Yes. That nobody finds funny. Like not one person in the room is laughing. Had to be there. Except the two of us. Yeah.

Like she was telling us some of hers with her sister. Do you have any with your siblings? Of course. From like shows and stuff. Yeah, video games, whatever. Yeah, there's one from a show from fairly odd parents. But it's like any time we're like stuck in a line, one of someone, one of us will go, is this the ride?

And then the other one has to go, this is the ride. Or they say, when do we get to the ride? That's what they say, when do we get to the ride? And then someone else goes, this is the ride. Yeah, that's funny. Do you remember where that's from? No. It's from fairly odd parents when they're, when they go to escalator land.

And all the rides are just escalator. escalators. So they're waiting on an escalator. And one of them goes, when do we get to the ride? And then they go, this is the ride. Anytime we're waiting in a line that's longer than 10 people. Someone has to say it. The other one has to respond. And when we told Carrie, she goes, I'm pissed off that I know where it's from. Because I've heard you guys say that a million times. I don't know where that's wrong. Is that a reference to something? Just tell me. Yeah. It really is the stupidest shit where it's like, do you ever like when you're explaining it, you kind of run out of steam because you're like, this isn't funny. Yeah, to the group because they're like, what's so funny?

And then you're like, it's not that fun. When I say it out loud, it's not funny. Exactly. Here's another one we have, which one, which one. Do you know where that's from? No. That's from Emperor's New Groove. When she knocks all the vials off and then they're like looking and she goes,

oh, which could it be? And she goes, which one, which one? So any time we're like thinking through stuff, we go, which one, which one? We have one, you know, just friends. Yes, the movie. Of course. Me and my sister do, be yourself. You know what she's like, the mom is handing him back all of his snow gloves? He goes, my snow glove collection.

Yeah. Be yourself. She starts singing and he's like. Yeah. After she leaves, he goes, I don't want to be myself. Yes. Yeah. I don't want to be myself.

Hilarious. Not funny to anyone else. No, from that movie too, we also do when she's, when he's putting all the oil on her back. And she goes, more, more. Enough. Enough. Yeah, we're like, more, more. Enough.

Enough. We made that joke once in a restaurant when someone was like doing black pepper. They said, seeing went, enough, enough. And then that's what I go. I'm sorry, that wasn't to you. That was a, I was trying to make my sister laugh. My bad. That was an inside joke.

Sorry about that. My sister does the Roblox. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Ooh. Yeah. I can't do it right. My, do you ever play on like a keyboard as a kid?

Yeah. I'm like, hio, hio, hio. So. But she does the rubex noise really well. Whenever we, like, bump into each other accidentally, we're like, oh, sorry. Ugh. It's fine. I miss her.

Oh, I love, I miss your sister, too. How's she doing? How's her whole family doing? They're doing great. Yeah. Yes, here is a graduate now. So. Oh, yeah.

Unemployed. Parents are torturing her because they want her out of the house. Yeah. She's like, it's just a whole thing. I mean, the job market's horrible right now. No, shit. I was going to say. But thankfully, you and I are gainfully employed.

For how much longer, who knows? We're going to ride it till the wheels fall off, unfortunately. We've committed to the bit. 100%. Well, do you have anything else you'd like to promote? Well, I do have a question. What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm in between costumes right now.

Do you have any ideas? I want to be Fairy Godmother from Shrek. That's a great idea. Are you going to do the red dress or the blue one? The red one probably. puts the sexy red one on. Yeah, the wig is so specific. I need to like figure it out.

That's tea. That would look so nice. And it's like that light purple. Exactly. And it's glittery. Oh. Yeah. That's tea.

I have been running a very unsuccessful campaign to get Dason to join me and Carrie to to be the Saja Boys for the Halloween party we're going to from K-pop Demon Hunters. Oh, okay, okay. You should watch it. It's fun. I've heard the soundtrack is fantastic. And it's a very fun watch. And it's real short, too.

Like I've been trying to convince them. I don't even really fuck with the movie like that, but I just think it's so funny to be the Saja Boys. Like, that would be so funny. Sure. And I was like, okay, clearly nobody wants to win the costume contest because nobody wants to be the Sajiboy's with me. So I am running other potentials right now.

Okay. You're lobbying right now? Yeah, right now I'm running campaigns, multiple. I did have, I wanted to be Hela from Ragnarok. Like, I wanted to be here because she's Conti and she has like a conti little wet hair look. That would be. Yeah, and then I was like, should I make Billy Thor?

And then I looked it up and I'm like, they're half siblings. I mean, I did do the Hulk's and they said they were cousins. And I was like, well, they're also not real. So let's go based off that. And I like, I was thinking hell up. I was like, that might be a little too hard. Last year, though, like we were out of town for the Halloween party we go to every year, but we've won the costume contest a couple years in a row.

And so last year we had like, we were literally going to be the brothers from Ironclaw. Like me, Jason and Donovan. And then we were going to make this. Billy the announcer and we're gonna have him announce us and like play the song. What's the song? It's thunder is it, that's not Thunderstruck, but it is some bullshit like that. Yeah, like, and it's like we were gonna have and I was gonna get chess plates and all that shit and like, do the little mullet. The fuck ass cut.

Yeah, the little 80s mullets. It's never too late. I mean, Jason was like, let's do Ironcloth. I'm like, God, it's so dead now. It's true. Yeah, I was telling days to be that little old lady from weapons. I haven't seen weapons. Y'all's are so topical.

Yeah. I go for more like Christianer. I think you're going to say Christian. I go for more Christian costumes. More of a Christian costume, one that honors God. Exactly. I believe that. I'm happy for you about that.

Thank you so much. Well, whatever we end up being, I'm sure it'll be fun. I agree. I mean, this is probably our best costume yet. We're never going to top this. I was going to say. And shout out to Drew and Carrie for this idea. Yes.

And it works. Obviously, we're both wicked girls too. Very much. And we're both trying to talk. to Ariana Grande because obviously I've talked to Cynthia already love her yeah when you have Ariana on you let me know because I'm gonna sit right over there in the peanut gallery and I'm gonna laugh loud as far I've been calling her my white whale I'm like she's my white whale she a boy she's been so elusive to me but I will get her about anyway no one gets it you are the only

one who gets me they don't appreciate you girl and you know like for real I'm gonna say one more thing one last tangent because it is relevant to you you'll you'll you'll get you'll match my freak on this. I realized the other day when I was talking to Billy, obviously hi, I was telling him. I used to have a very like weird hyperfixation on most things like historical events in time or periods of time. And my very first one was the Titanic. Oh, well, duh. And I was so hyperfixated on it that like for my birthday, my mom was getting me books on the Titanic because I was like, need to study up, need to study up. I need to study up. I need to know what happened here. Yeah, that's why I became obsessed with King George

the Third. Because I was like, I became so obsessed. And that reminds me of where I was going with this was one time I made a Hapsburg jaw joke and the only person who got it was pretty 100%. It's giving Hapsburg jaw. And that's the meanest thing you could ever say. Wow. And you laughed because you got it. I guess is my point. I love you, Queen.

Love you. All right. We're doing this. By broken nail. Yeah, your boy nail. My boy nail. You're one boy nail. You're one boy now.

All right. guys. All right, well, here, fly in my broom, please. Thank you. Because I knew you. Dude, wait, can I say something again? I wish you would. That video that you put in your close friends, I won't say what you put, but the video was of J-Lo when she was singing for Kiss of the Spider-Woman. I'm, I told Adam this in earnest. The way she's singing in that, I'm so dead-ass. Like, that's what I would sound like if I spent millions of dollars on voice lessons. And people think I'm playing around. That's the max it could do. That's as good. And I literally saw a comment, this girl made the funniest video about that.

She was like, I'm obsessed with her because you can't tell that bit shit. I was about to say the thing about J-Lo was she thinks she killed that. Yeah. And she's the only person who needs to know. She didn't. Exactly. And I made that joke with Caleb, the first one I ever had him on the show. I was like, I'm obsessed with her because like, I know why people hate you.

Yeah. Like validly don't like you. But you're the only person who needs that info. And if you don't take it, what am I supposed to do? Exactly. And I was like, she's honestly hilarious for that. Like, she's so funny and so real. Like, she's like, nobody wants this movie.

I'll pay for it. Nobody thinks I can sing. You're wrong. Like if I told her like, well, you sang bad. She'd be like, that's not true. Okay, well, objectively, that's not true. How do I compete with that? I can't.

Like, I literally fucking can't. But I told him, I was like, the way she sounds so aggressively mid and her singing voice, that's me. Yeah. If I really did take singing seriously, like I fear. Because you know if I could sing like you,

if I could sing like you, I would have put out two EPs by now. I would put out two EPs. I would have gone on like a little tour. I would be here. I'd be on tour. Yeah, I'd be on tour. I'd be putting in that way.

I'd be at Lollapalooza now. I would have beat Chappal's crowd at Lollapalooza. I would have done 70,000 people. Oh, also I have to say before we come off that Brittany brought me a gift today, that she got me a while ago. It's literally a charm for my, my geek bar, just kidding, for my weed pen. Isn't it so cute? And I put her a little hat on.

I love it. Now she has a ponytail. Wow. Like me. She's got a piece. A eunuch. She went to Turkey. She went to Turkey.

All right, guys, we have to. All right, well, that's going to do it for this episode. Our final spooky episode of the comment section starring, obviously, my sister, my Christ, my, my, my Christ, my blood in Christ, obviously. My brother and Christ, my twin, forever, Britney Broski, for, I don't know who the fuck would not know who you are, but just in case they don't, where can everybody find you?

For all the losers watching for the first time, I have a show called Royal Court. This has been on it. Yes. I also have a podcast where I talk to myself. It's four walls. I have no producer. It's just me.

I hit record, record. Hey, what's up you guys? And I talk like that. So come join us over there. I'm also just anywhere. Just find me, girl. I don't know. Yeah.

Honestly, when Brinney films all those episodes alone, when I'm watching you do that, I'm literally Shane Dawson in that clip of him and Jeffrey start when he's going, whoa, whoa. Oh my God. When he's moving the shadows around. I just referenced about my Trixie palette. That was me and Trixie in the studio like,

oh my God. Whoa, oh my god, you're a machine. Me watching you film The Rowsky Report. And it's just me like, Harry Taylor Johnson! Anyway. Anyways, what the hell were we talking about? Anyways, that's it.

Thank you guys so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show. Don't forget new episodes drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you to my sister, Brittany Brozky,

for coming in the stew again for the third time, hopefully the last. See you next time. Bye! Happy Halloween!