The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - HUGS AND KISSES DON'T PAY RENT | Drew Afualo ft. Fannita | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 33
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And then I filmed
Speak our man
Billy, if you're watching this, I love you.
And more ways than one.
Also, if your dad is watching this, I love you.
Yeah, Nita has a weird thing from my dad.
Yeah, dad looks cute.
I'm sorry.
My mom's open.
Come on and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show
starring me, your favorite girl, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
who cares about me?
Today I have one of, if not the most highly anticipated guests
I've ever had requested
Miss Vanita Leggett
It's me
Hold your applause, hold your applause
Hold your applause
It's me
I'm here finally
Drew needed her
Diversity Quoted for the month
I was finally invited
Listen
Happy to be here
That's a bold face lie
Vanita was one of the first
people I ever asked
To be on my show
This bitch is from Alabama though
Sweet home
Alabama
You're easily
One of my most requested guests ever
I mean
Like, not to, like, suck my own with titty, but, you know.
It's me.
Like, I don't know.
It's me.
That's why I just know the bitches are going to eat it up.
Yeah, this is, this, I'm not going to lie.
This is probably about to be the best podcast.
You know, I'm sorry to sit on everybody that came before me, but.
It's me.
It's what it is.
You know what I mean?
But I'm so happy to be here.
I've known Drew's just like, what, last year?
Yeah.
Yeah, me and Drew, you know.
One of my longest friends from TikTok.
Yeah, we were like, you know, naked and naked.
And he should just skyrocketed, you know.
So did you.
bitch.
Yeah, but you are, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm proud of you though.
Thank you.
You know, I'm super proud of you.
Drew deserves the world.
And, you know, if you're an ugo that's watching this right now, eat it up.
RIP, I guess.
Yeah, masking it.
I think the first, the first video I ever saw of you was the one where you were talking about if I see you outside in those shorts and tank tops.
Yeah, I hate that video.
And I thought to myself, this bitch is funny.
I love that.
Stop.
I stand a funny-ass bitch.
You want me so bad.
What else is now?
I hate that video because, like, before then, I only had, like, gay men and women that
follow me.
And so, like, I would only make videos, like, targeting them or whatever.
And then I made that video, and I was like, oh, if you wear a tank top and Nike shorts,
like, I'm going to select you out, whatever.
Yeah.
That video alone has more hate comments on it than my entire platform combined.
That's crazy.
They were eating me up for, and it was just like the men were eating me up.
But, you know, men are sheep.
I'm looking at confidence.
Men are sheep.
Because it took one fine man to put on a tank top of shorts and duet the video.
And everybody's like, wait a minute.
That girl's funny.
Yeah.
And the ties turned.
Yes.
And I was like, oh, you're a mommy and Druski.
You're a female Druski.
Like, bro, y'all did not like me.
You know what I mean?
And the whole, well, and the whole like idea that they like hated you and then all of a sudden they loved you,
it's just proof that they're only trying to jerk each other off.
Yes.
It's just one giant circle jerk.
It took one fine man to be like, hey, I thought this video was funny, and I put on my shorts and my tank top.
I got a little bit of clout.
And I like this girl.
And then that's when like all the other men were like, oh, you know what, that finita girl, she's not half bad.
They were like, you know what?
That's what I was saying.
We take it back.
You don't look like T.
Grizzles.
The shit that they say on that app, like, I mean, I feel that.
Yeah.
The shit that men say to me on that app so freely and so boldly.
It's because they're unemployed.
It's unemployed.
Hey, I don't want you to want to say it.
I will.
I've been calling them ugly.
But I think, I think, you know, it's because they can't read and they are unemployed,
so they can't read the McDonald's application and submit that.
And I think that's what it comes from.
But you know what also is funny is that men are quick to say, like,
women do everything for male validation.
Women only wear makeup and skimpy outfits for male attention.
I told y'all to put on a tank top and so what you do.
you did that
because I told you to
because you're a whore
because you're a whore
and you're like
when women started saying
that we like five-inched-seem shorts
what did you do
you went to the nearest target
and got her
like so who's really doing
something for validation
your nearest Lulu Lemon
and you put them hose on
didn't you
the nearest padagonia shorts
you could find
chubbies
the chubbies
the meeting in bonds
if you did that
you went to Nike
in bulk
got on CN in the men's section
10 for 20
immediately
literally
expeditious
It was, you didn't even let it load in the car.
That's why I genuinely believe like they, well, they do a lot of things for both
male validation and female validation.
But I think like they're, what sways their opinion on women who are outspoken and bold
and confident like you and me.
Mm-hmm.
It really depends on like, if men show their support, then they're like, maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Because like, you and I spoke once, I forget what we were talking about.
We were saying like it was like a double-sided coin.
Yeah, but you were telling you, you're like,
You know why it makes them mad because they spent all week cooking up that joke.
Yeah.
Like, you know, I get called fat all the time on the internet.
And it's like, snooze.
Like, the thing is, like, I'm a jokster.
I like to have fun.
I like to go back and forth.
But if you're, if you were in the studio for two weeks and all you can say was I was a fat bitch.
Like that's all you have.
I think, well, then I think, what if I was just like, all right.
Yeah, now what?
Like, where do we go from here?
It's common knowledge that I'm fat.
So I know that.
Believe it or not.
I do have a mirror.
That's why I've said before, like, fat is not an insult to me at all.
It's not an insulting word, period.
But it doesn't, like, that's it.
Yeah.
That's all you got.
You put your mind to the tablet in your mom's basement, lights on on Reddit, on everything.
You really gave it strong.
And the only you could say was Drew's Fat.
That's like, come on, man.
I was just telling, I was literally just telling Annaniel that, like, sometimes people,
make fun of my teeth because my bottom teeth are crooked because I didn't wear my retainers.
But like I was like at least my teeth are brushed. At least that breath ain't stanking.
That's what I at least they look night. Like at least I got a nice smile. You know what's funny.
Like I know like calling people broke is tired but it's really not. I love calling people broke.
Especially men. Yes. They hate that. So like yeah your teeth are crooked or whatever but you have the money to get them fixed.
If I wanted if you know what's so funny. If any.
Any kind of orthodontistry wants to sponsor me at all.
Listen, I've already had, I have the brand deal cooked up written down.
I literally said, like, I wasn't, like, I'm not even going to lie when I started blowing up.
And like, that's the shit that they would say to me.
One of the many things.
I was like, damn, I don't want to fix my teeth solely because it upsets them so much.
I don't want to fix, like, out of spite alone.
I'll walk around like this forever.
Yeah.
But then I started thinking if someone ever does want to pay me to do a brand deal and, like, fix my teeth.
I'm going to say, I was going to do it out of spite and leave them.
like this, but I thought it would be better.
Like, what's better than that?
Using you as a springboard, bitch.
Yes.
You're paying for it. That's even better to me.
So if any, any dental companies want to hit me up.
I need this side gap fix, you know, on my bottom row.
Hit us both up.
Listen.
I got the brand deals cooked up already laid out in front of you.
You remember when, um, you posted like an ad and all the guys were like, oh, we're going
to get her.
Look how much he's deadlifting.
Oh my God.
Thanks for a million views on that.
The check's still clear
Oh my god
You know what's so funny too
It's like when I posted a brand deal
Like a completely different brand deal
With a makeup company
And they were going on that video
And like running up the numbers
If I told you how much
They're so stupid
If I told you how much I made off that
You would shit your pants bitch
They're so dumb
And the video that they were stitching
I even said this
Like the video they were stitching
Was a video where I was
talking about pap smears.
Yeah.
Like how important it is to check on your cervical health.
But that really means that more men are feminist than they think.
Promoting the message.
Exactly.
It's a win-win.
And I think that, like, the fact that you don't even know, like, what the gynecologist does
because you are so starved for puss.
You have no idea what the purpose of that is.
Yeah.
Jokes right themselves.
Haven't been how to cooos is your mom.
Haven't been in one.
I wouldn't expect you to know what goes on with,
pussy because you don't get any yeah but then i think to myself too like that video like after i posted
it and i was laughing that video my video now has like five million views where i'm laughing at y'all
and i had so many men stitching it and being like it doesn't you know it doesn't matter it doesn't
you feel dumb you do you feel stupid hey listen i got you you're hoodwinked you're looking
silly yeah yeah i ain't listen i won and that's okay and lans i understand how you're feeling but
take it and go home.
You know what I mean?
It is what it is.
Rethink, rethink, reassess, we strategize.
Because, like, here's my thing.
If I have, like, an arch nemesis on the internet and then, like, I was, I don't know, bullying
them, like, relentlessly.
Yeah.
And then I stitched an ad and they got paid six figures for it.
I don't know a lot.
That hurt me.
That hurt me a little.
That hurt me.
You know what?
That hurt me.
That's on me.
That's what I would say.
I take it on the chest.
I'd be on my way.
Exactly.
I might have to go home immediately.
Yeah.
Like there's no way.
And like to double down like, wait, you don't care.
You do.
It's okay.
Because I care.
I don't even stick.
I care.
I care too.
Yeah.
I care more.
Honestly, you care more than I do if we're being real.
Yeah.
And I, and the day that I posted that video, I also like went on an anniversary trip with my man.
And then I filmed, speak our man.
Billy, if you're watching this, I love you.
In more ways than one.
Also, if your dad is watching this, I love you.
Yeah, Nita has a weird thing.
from my dad.
Yeah.
Dad looks good.
I'm sorry.
My mom's open.
Her dad.
And Billy, like,
he's on the wall.
Look at that.
Oh, way.
Billy looks so good.
Anyways.
He doesn't.
Can we just, like, put my face, like, over yours?
I'll put it behind us.
Yeah.
There you go.
You're just always watching.
Why did he come today?
Like, he knew he was going to be here.
Maybe he made him nervous.
Maybe he didn't want to, like, get the drop that you knew about us.
I'm just
Adam Levin's
I'm just new to L.A.
I wasn't manipulated
them, new to L.A.
I think that
him being good looking
is another reason why men
are so feral
when they are upset with me.
And the thing is, too,
like, you are a shining
example of this
in addition to me,
but it's like,
they can't tell us anything.
No.
Nothing at all.
Like, the confidence
that we have this is not derived from their validation and they can't stand that shit. And I think like
a lot of people, and I think it's the YouTube era that started this, a lot of people are used to
like creators getting in front of a camera, tears streaming down their face like, hey guys, stop
saying mean things to me. Yeah. I don't care. Neither do I. To keep it a buck. I don't care.
Like if it's not, if it's not paying my, paying my bills and eating my kucci, I don't give,
I got nothing else to say. That's it. That's my statement. Yeah.
But I feel like on TikTok especially, like, people feel like entitled for creators to like address things and address them.
Like I'm not, nope, nope, I'm not going to do that.
Well, and get, they want a reaction out of you.
So like sometimes like men, I intentionally don't stitch them because I know that's what they want.
You think I can't tell the difference between so much on a ride my.
You're trying to ride my dick, bro.
That's why sometimes I'll tell men who like make seven videos about me.
I always tell them like, you're trying to ride my.
my dick for views and it works yeah turns out i'm just that girl like if you don't put my name
in your thumbnail if you don't put my face in your thumbnail no one's gonna watch your shit-ass
content honestly you know there's a give me your hand drew there's a time of my life where
thought about double-crossing you man views are low and i knew that'd be the way you know views
if you get down sometimes man drew that's a that's a million view video i've said that before i've
literally said like the views must be low you think yeah there's some there is some there's
men like and I know them by heart like I literally memorize their name and what they look like
wait wait really quick whose views are lower uh white men I want to talk about liking black women or
people that hate true it's true though yeah I talked about that with my friend Dom when she was
on the show about fetishizing yeah and how like certain men who like uh talk about like liking a
specific ethnicity yeah it's giving me fetish is giving weird yeah it's weird yeah it's weird
And, like, nobody asked, but I love boddage and box brades, if you wanted to know that.
You're like, okay.
Yeah.
Well, I just asked you what the time.
And then it's like 18 videos in a row.
Like, we get it.
Okay.
Yep.
And you know, my black queens, y'all fall for it every time.
Every time they get you, man.
I'm going to make video like that.
See what happens.
I think, I honestly, I think it's just the most intense form of manipulation too,
because they understand.
That nobody shows black women of attention.
Well, just they, there's no, like, sense of, like,
uplifting them in the same way that white beauty standards are uplifted.
So like they they're manipulative in that sense.
Yeah, and it's super gross.
Yeah, they're abusing the power of social media to try and like get views,
which is disgusting.
Yeah, and it's also like it's sad because like a lot of like black girls like want to feel like
wanted because on TikTok and on the internet and social media we see how people talk about black women.
Like it's no secret.
Like we're like the bottom of the tunnel pole type thing.
So it's really sick and vile when these like a truble, like a truant-a-old,
attractive men make videos like feeding black women like oh like i like you i like you well you don't and
you're you're doing it for views and that's gross yeah and bad karma but i've said before i've said
this kind of in it's it's not the same thing but it's in the same like neighborhood where sometimes
i'll get tagged in videos and women will say things like oh why don't you talk about this guy like he's
one of the good ones he's one of the good ones i go watch the video and it's a fucking dude saying
some shit like hey stretch marks those are okay hey hey
that pudge above your coochie
I love that I love that
Hey you have a big fat fat fat fat fatty stomach
I love that
Hey if you have cellular rolling down your kneecaps
I'm your guy I don't want to I really
I don't want to kill you when I look at you
Yeah I don't vomit when I see your face
Love you love you love you yeah love you girl go to hell
I'm like I'm not platforming that shit
Yeah, I love stretch marks
Okay
What do you want to you want a fucking award?
They do actually
that's exactly what they want.
You want an award for bare minimum shit.
That's all right.
When women tag me and shit like that, it's like, it's a whole bunch of different kinds
of dudes like, and you could tell it's not real.
Yes.
And you could tell it's for views.
And then I tell them, I'm like, get off your knees, babe.
Yeah.
Please stand up, girl.
This shit ain't real.
Like, it's not, do more than that.
Do something else.
Okay, you don't hate fat people?
Bare minimum.
Congratulations.
I'm glad you wouldn't spit on me in the street.
Thank God.
I'm so glad.
I'm so happy.
I'm so grateful to hear that.
Like, that's why I was like,
nah, go to hell.
Platform of a man for.
I don't know, like, first of all,
I hate men.
Let's just get that out the way.
I'm just playing.
Y'all know I love y'all.
But second of all, like,
this isn't CNN.
Yeah.
Like, this isn't breaking news.
This guy loves cell you like.
Yeah, literally.
Like, I'm not going to make a video about that.
Congratulations.
So that's what you want me to congratulate a fish for swimming.
He doesn't actively hate fat people so he gets an award.
No.
Yeah.
No.
And,
here's a thing. It's a lie.
That's what I'm like, prove it.
It's all a lie.
That's how I'm like, prove it.
Show me the OF right now.
Yeah.
That followers is not going to do enough for me.
Yeah.
I need to see it in action.
I need to see that search history.
Yeah.
Let me, yeah.
I don't look at that porn.
I want to see BBWs, all of it.
Then I'll believe it.
Well, speaking up, but not really.
When we're talking about, let's flip the script, we're talking about slutting men out today.
That's our topic for today.
Oh.
In the act of slutting men out.
So obviously you talked about how that video was like so terrible.
It was like really funny and then they tainted it.
Like they ruined everything.
And then they circle back and they're like, oh my God,
JK, love you.
Yeah.
So when it comes to that kind of video and you,
even you've made other videos too talking about objectifying men.
In the same way,
it's kind of funny because you and I are two opposite ends of the special.
I'm mean to them the way they're mean to people and you objectify them
the way they objectify women.
Yeah.
Which is hilarious.
and they sometimes don't react very well to it, I'm sure.
No, no.
So, like, what is it that men say that have any kind of critique for you?
Other than, like, obviously general insults, I get those all the time.
Yeah, but it's usually just like, well, if the rows were baked at 403 degrees,
and if I were to, y'all do, like, there's no role to be reversed.
Yeah.
And, like, the difference between me and you, I don't make the men uncomfortable.
They eat it up.
They eat at the palm of my hand.
Yeah.
I'm putting them on.
You know what I'm doing y'all a favor.
Literally.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if I think you're hot, everybody thinks you're hot.
Literally.
Thank you, Finita.
And you get the shout-up.
Yeah.
You get the clout.
You get the finita stamp of approval.
That's what everybody wants.
Exactly.
You're welcome.
That's the other thing they've ever said is like, it wouldn't be cool if a guy did this to a woman.
You do.
You all do.
Look it up.
Yeah.
Google it.
It's frame.
You can find it literally anywhere on there.
We get groped on the train.
Oh, the difference is it's consensual.
Yeah.
Because that's why I talked about this, I think, with Isaiah Xavier, but the difference is it's consensual.
When you're posting a thirst trap, it's consensual because you know that this is the kind of attention you're inviting because you feel you're feeling good about yourself, which is a great thing.
Whereas like some women will literally be sitting and will be saying, this is what I ate in a day.
And then the come.
Huge tits.
Yeah.
Look at those mommy milkers immediately.
So is your vagina.
Nice jugs.
Your ass is so fat.
Anyways, congrats on the brand.
deal. It's like, it's like, it's like, she's like, she's like, she's responsible by milk hydro drip.
She's building a, a coffee bar in her house and they're like, nice titties. Yeah. And you saw like half a
second of them. Yeah. It's not even of her face. Oh my God. You're in that big t-shirt with no bra. Yeah.
I see your nipples. Like that's, that happens all the time. Yeah. And I know because I see it.
I'm not on my videos. Yeah. I was talking to you. I forget. Oh, I think it was Dylan. She was telling me that.
She said, do you ever get.
men being like creepy i'm like no no it's strictly hate yeah it's strictly hate it goes one way with
me babe like yeah yeah the door swings one way unless they just like like my content there's never
sometimes though i'll get comments that are like yeah i mean like i wouldn't i wouldn't say no but like
your attitude is disgusting i'm all what do you mean by that what do you wouldn't say no to who
not to me
yeah literally
men are so delusional
you wouldn't even be in the same room as me
it's never gonna happen well and
the rolls reverse thing is a big one
and that's I've had that too
well if the rolls were reversed
they were they were and listen
it doesn't work nobody cares
I was able to make like 50 of those videos
and nobody was ever able to take me down for it
nobody cares they are
they are reversed they constantly
are that's the world we live in the men
like feed off of that though like
They love it.
I remember when I first started
getting popular, I would get
hell of DMs.
Like, oh, you must not think I'm cute.
You've never staged one of my videos.
You asked me for a promo?
On your knees.
Yeah, like, begging.
Get off your knees.
Begging.
Like, hey, get my dick out of your mouth.
Okay.
They be like, oh, you must not like this.
Am I like ugly to you or something?
I don't know who you are.
Do they ever tag you?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
They tag me all the time.
And then they're always like,
oh, like, I need my girls to stand up, man.
Because they be, they'd be tagging.
me in some fraudulent activity.
And I've kind of steered away from
that type of thing because, like,
I don't want to be a one-trick pony.
And, like, I'm funny without having to call a man a whore.
You know what I mean?
And then I was trying to, you know, become more brand-friendly
and get to the money, you know what I do?
Yeah.
We all know about that.
Don't we all?
I have sometimes, sometimes when I work with companies,
I'll tell them, like, you guys are familiar with my content, right?
I just want to be clear.
Sometimes I feel like companies, like, want a commercial.
Like this is TikTok.
Let me cuss.
I feel that.
Yeah,
it just depends.
And it's really great when you find one that's cool with it.
Yeah.
That's always the best.
And then the videos always do good because it doesn't seem like it's an ad.
Exactly.
Yeah, you got to...
Yeah, you got to really like package it well so it looks nice.
And it's like also not something you're doing all the time with no regular content in between.
But, um, okay, we'll get into these videos now.
So what we do here in the comment section is we bring videos that I was tagged in that are applicable to our topic.
we should bring him here either rip them apart or share all the giggles okay
call men sluts and whores whatever I love this okay so this first one I'm just
gonna describe it to you but um this guy duetted a video of Henry Cavill you know
Henry Cowell you know Henry Cameron mm-hmm oh Superman
before I even finish saying the name I was trying to confirm on a talk show
and there are clips of the host and his co-star Amy Adams talking about how
Henry is talented and cute
joking about getting lost in his eyes
basically like talking about how handsome he is
and the guy making this video is like
this is unacceptable
hashtag men's rights
hashtag men's rights activist
men's rights men's rights to go to war
and die
when it comes to the
men's rights shit
they're the same dudes who'll be like men actually
built the world that you live in
they built the internet and the phones
that's not true the internet was actually invented
by a black woman.
I bet she didn't know that.
Damn her.
Got me again.
But then I, when they say like, they build homes and freeways and whatever the
fuck they, the yarn they spent.
I don't want to be that.
I think it was the slaves.
I don't want to.
I don't want to take it there, but listen, you're not wrong.
Yeah.
But then I think to myself, even if that were true, let's say, let's just entertain it
for a sec.
Even if that was true, are you one of those men?
Yeah.
I don't know we're both bitches.
We're both at home like we should be.
That's all I'm like, you and I serve the same purpose.
Men think there's so much more important that they are.
Like, we don't even need y'all for a good net no more.
Yeah.
Like, what are, like, let's get that rose that you were advertised.
That womanizer, hey, this isn't that, but.
But hey, if you're in the market.
If you, if you, ding, think, I'm telling you.
And what, I'm not going to lie, the rose is like the crack epidemic in the 80s to women.
Like, the rose is an epidemic and I suggest all my women out there, go get you one.
You were on the front lines advertising.
I was leaving.
There was even an ad.
I know.
I know.
I know it wasn't an ad.
That was how I generally felt about it.
You were posting about it so much I thought it was an ad.
I was like, oh, shit.
No, like, I was just trying to put the ladies on, man.
That shit was crazy.
It's proof you don't even need them for that.
And even if they are there, if it's mediocre dick, it's not worth it anyways.
It's a waste of time.
You can't do anything right, man.
Yeah, they're just like, ah, get out.
Yeah.
Like they think they're diplo on the clip.
Like, you just can't do anything, right?
Get out of my house.
It's wasting my goddamn time, bro.
And like, here's the thing, like, y'all are musty.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, y'all aren't clean.
Like, we got a shave.
We got a lotion down, you know, put on perfume, our good shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Put on no makeup, makeup.
I don't do that shit.
You know, they're going to get this in a bonnet.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how you know, it's good, good.
Yeah.
Fair is.
But, like, y'all, y'all come over.
y'all throw nothing.
Yeah.
What truly are y'all go for?
Y'all aren't even building.
Y'all aren't going to war.
All y'all do is wear dangly earrings and paint your nails.
And think you're breaking gender norms doing that.
Bro, when like the white boys like wear skirts, you're a boy in a skirt.
Yeah, you're not getting a handshake from me.
And then girls are like, oh my God, like, he's so different.
Bare minimum shit.
He wore a skirt because he knew that y'all would hype it up because he had on a skirt.
But he doesn't wear it outside.
No. Well, and it's also, it's not really, like, if you want to wear it, cool, but I'm not going to give you a gold star. I'm not going to give you 12 dozen roses for it.
That's where you're going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for, like, wearing a garment of clothing that's not gender. Like, what do you want to award? That's what I'm saying? You want to high five for that? Listen, don't let them put on a little cropped top with the abs showing. Ooh, that's revolutionary.
Well, and it all ties back to the same, like, center point, which is, uh, they want to say all these things about,
men's rights or whatever as if you don't already have more rights than the average marginalized
person i think i think it's so crazy to still say something like men's rights when roby way just
got overturned read the room like come on they can't read yeah you got yeah you got them you
you're asking if we know you have them yeah we do we're well aware we can't relate but we're
well aware i just like i hate like the the the new age like back and
forth with like, man, let me, like, I hate those discussions on Twitter because it's truly
people that don't want to go look up the facts.
They don't want to hear anything about a statistic.
And they just hear like, well, I'm a man and I think this and this is right.
Or like, however like the like the script goes.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the same shit.
It's the same conversation.
Are y'all not tired of who pays for dinner on the first date?
Can we please get a new talking point?
No, truly.
Well, it's also like, it's just not that.
It's not ever that deep.
Yeah.
you are talking about it more than you're actually doing it.
I feel like your priorities are misaligned at that point.
Like you're more interested in arguing with people from a burner account on Twitter
than you are from actually getting pussy.
Like you have a problem.
And if you take advice,
you take it from someone with no bitches.
I say that all the time.
You're going to ask for advice from a bitchless dude.
Like,
what would he know about getting bitches?
Nothing.
He has none.
He's not married.
He's not happy.
He's broke.
And he's ugly.
And he's most likely bald and short.
he's oh fucking six yeah nothing off for you honestly if i like shave my head and like drawing a beard
they would think i was a man and i could be like hey guys da da da da da da da da da da i remember that one time i actually did
do this uh you remember that beer feels where was going around you're all pretending to be men
and i like i said like uh if a lock can open a key then she's a whore and someone's like
well y'all are laughing she's actually spitting uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh you're all wrong wrong no get out
Like some of the day coming like, hey, y'all think this is a joke, but hey, she pays some good points.
I said, like, take her to Wendy's.
It was a joke, bitch.
Like, this is-
That's how you sound.
This isn't a hot take.
And they're, like, so oblivious to it.
Like, I remember, um, me and Kailen were, like, pretend to be men alive, whatever.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
And when I were on Twitter, they're like, oh, these girls are disgusting.
I had on a lash mustache.
Like, they're like, did you see the hair on her lip?
Please be serious
Some goddamn sense, please
They have a morsel
None
And then I
When you are talking about the locking key analogy
That they've beaten to absolutely death
If a lock
Can open a key
That girl's a slut
Hey hey hey
If she's a car
They got mileage
You wouldn't
When you're buying cars
You wouldn't buy one with a lot of mileage on it
Would you?
Yeah because I'm not buying humans
I'm buying a car
And you know it's crazy
buying a brand new car is a bad investment.
That's a depreciating asset.
Why don't you Google that, you bitch?
And then the locking key analogy,
I talked about this once.
They're like, if a lock is opened by one key,
it's a master key.
If it's open by multiple, it's a shitty lock.
It's a bad lock.
So they're basically saying like women.
You got a lot of bodies, you're a whore.
If you're a man, you're a master, blah, blah, blah.
And then I think to myself,
locking keys
inanimate objects
they're not real right so
I mean I could sit here and be like if a cow
moves does anyone hear it
like what does it mean nothing it means nothing
but you know who has a lot of keys
janitors yeah
that's you
you're looking down the barrel of your future
babe like no hate to janitors
but if that's the kind of bitch you want to be
a landlord you know what I mean
like a foreman I think
I think I would just be more open
I'm lying.
I would never be open to hearing men out.
However, come on, since this is a podcast, I will lie.
If I would be more open, if they just made sense.
Yeah.
Like, if it could just correlate in one linear line, no analogies, no oranges, no apples, no locks, no keys, no cars.
It's just, just one fact.
Yeah, just one.
I'd be, I'd be, okay.
Yeah, when they're like, men are sitting in positions or,
women are sitting in positions of power actively oppressing man.
I literally went, name one.
And he's like, I don't have to prove anything yet.
There you go.
Yeah.
You idiot.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, give me one.
Give me one example.
Another one they always bring up to is custody battles, right?
They're always like, well, women are more likely to win custody battles.
First of all, did you hear that from Jordan Peterson or did you actually look up the statistic?
Because statistically speaking, women request custody of their children more than men.
do, that's one. Two, misogyny plays a huge role because they always, almost always assign the
children to the mother because they believe women are natural caretakers. That's two. Three, a lot of
times they'll assign it to the person who's most stable. That means a job, a house, they have money
to pay bills, take the kids to school, a car, all that things. If you don't get the kids,
it's because your shit's not in order. So they give it to the most responsible parent. And be,
be for real. Y'all don't want them kids. That's why they don't ask, that's what I'm saying.
literally don't request 90%
of the time they don't request
a full custody of their children.
You know what I'm saying?
Because a lot of y'all wouldn't be dipping and dodging the government
if you pay shaw support.
That's what I need to know.
A lot of times women have full custody
because they, one, want it and two are able
to take care of their children.
Yeah.
Look up that statistic, you bitch.
That's what I'm like, you guys cherry pick.
Like, you're not actually looking at the statistics.
That's what I'm saying.
You're regurgitating from someone else.
Exactly. You've seen this in a Twitter mention
from four weeks ago.
Yeah.
Somebody said that. You said, screenshot.
like, all right, Drew.
From the Doge account?
Yeah.
From an anime account.
Literally.
Literally.
I face this account.
It's like, hey, I don't know.
This is, I don't know this is true or not, but why do they, why do they give women the kids?
Like, y'all just be saying shit.
It's like, so annoying.
I know.
And then I correct them and they're like, you're not even talking about the points.
What?
First of all, is this the bait club?
We're in a TikTok comment section.
What are you talking about?
That's why I don't waste time doing that shit when they're like, oh, why don't you try
educate?
They don't listen.
that's why I tell them you should you know what you should do is suck on my left nut
yeah I bet you that will fix it mm-hmm there you go become your stepdad how about that
or you could just munch my balls yeah whichever you know what I mean I'd do it
that might be more useful like of your time yeah to do that or hear me out now I'm
about to say something that's really radical I hope this isn't you know hope this is okay
but I feel as though if men found employment hear me out you me out so let me finish
if men found employment and something other to occupy their time,
I think the world would be a better place.
I agree.
I agree.
Get on Indeed.com, babe.
Indy, LinkedIn.
Monster.
What else?
Glass door.
Yeah, there you go.
Get on there.
There's so many resources.
Start networking.
You don't have to be a dick.
You could flip patties.
You could do literally anything at all.
You could literally lay face down on the floor.
And that would be a more useful of your time.
I know they still need paper boys in the neighborhood.
Like,
yeah,
I think so.
Or like door to door,
door to door solar salesman, you know?
Listen,
I don't have a,
I don't have a camera in my apartment.
Stop on by.
Go,
go push security systems, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Sell cigarettes at your local corner store.
I don't know.
Do something else.
Go touch grass.
I don't know.
Or choke.
I told the dude to choke and he was like,
she wished death upon me.
Yes.
I said,
Yes, Your Honor.
I literally said,
I'm,
I'm saying like choke of my dick is what I'm saying.
I think that would be enjoyable for you, not for me.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I think it'd be so big that it would like and indirectly kill him.
Okay, we're back to this video.
Okay, so basically this man's being objectified and he's like, this is not okay.
No, no, no, okay.
Don't say Henry Cowell has beautiful eyes.
Do you think Henry Campbell was offended?
No.
Henry Cowell hit my mom.
Some of the comments on this video, like this one says,
they don't want to hear or acknowledge this because they
wouldn't they couldn't play victim all the time what do we what we be talking about what are we
even talking about like what they say they said they he had like pretty eyes or something or he like he was
he was he was handsome yeah wasn't he like sexist man alive yeah he wasn't is that not objectifying
like is it is it is it does it make sense they said like this is this is unacceptable to like
talk about him that way and he was like basically saying women don't want to address this because
then they couldn't play the victim and i'm like are you
you talking about being sexually assaulted?
Like on the set? Or you just talk about somebody being like, hey, you have cute eyes.
Yeah, those are two different things.
Those are very, very different things.
Like being sexually harassed and being complimented are two different things.
But these like, like literal like creepos can't tell the difference.
No.
I literally was like when I made a video a long time ago about this girl, like she was basically getting followed in the gym or like taking.
She was like someone was taking pictures of me.
And this guy was like, what do you?
expect like how are men supposed to approach women anymore when all they do is think that
everyone's a creepo or blah blah blah I'm like if you if you are being told you're being creepy
you're being creepy like I don't know how else to tell like you think you're being charming when
you stare like this yeah you think that's charming yeah and their mouth breathers too so they're
like but all these women bro my thing is is like why must you approach women
Like, let's take it out the gym, take it off the street.
Why do you feel it's okay to approach a stranger that you do not know in order to, you know, accost them in a safe space?
Yeah.
What makes y'all think that that's okay?
Y'all don't use context clues.
You know what I mean?
Well, I think, like, if you, you will catch a vibe.
If she wants you to come up to her, either she'll do it herself or she'll look at
you and like literally like it'll it'll be like a gravitational pull but the thing is like when you're a woman you have to be an absolute bitch at all times truly because if you were like this slightest bit of like friendly because they're horse yeah so like you can't even like if a guy like holds a door for me i don't say thank you i'm not invite no conversation to be started yeah you know what i don't i don't
and that kind of like like reactionary behavior that we inherently have that's because of y'all yeah the the the femicide that that continues all
around the world for literally no reason at all like the amount of stories women have of like they
saw one dude one time and then he for some reason created this whole fantasy followed her home and
murdered her in her own home do you know how often that happens and then they're like i can't believe
these bitches don't want to be nice to me at the gas station i can't believe i told the girl at the gym
she had a fat ass and she didn't like that these bitches they're so privileged now they're so
they're so spoiled they're not even they're not better than us
Oh, and then you know what?
If you don't receive it well, they're like, well, guess what?
You're fat and ugly.
I didn't want your ugly ass anyway.
For 400.
That was a lie.
Syke.
That's right.
You didn't let me finish talking.
I was going to say psych.
It's actually, you know, I've been back on the tending.
You know what I was talking about in L.A.
And, like, I'll, like, I do this thing.
I need to stop doing it.
But I ain't swip on everybody because, like, the men in L.A.
are so fucking ugly that it takes me, like, too much time to, like, really look through
their pages.
Yeah.
And so I'll swipe on everybody.
And then I'll match with boys.
they'll be like, hey, like, you're fat.
Why did you match for me to tell me that?
Like, and you like it, don't you?
You, come on.
You want to eat me out.
That's why I said, like, I've said that about, like, when they write shit on pictures
of me where I look, like, let's be real honest, unbelievably good.
Yeah.
Unbelieve, disrespectfully good.
And then they'll write things like mid or they'll say things like fat bitch or whatever.
And I said, this made you.
mad or they'll tell me that it's Photoshop
if I yeah wearing
100 pounds of makeup blah blah blah
you're mad because I made that dick hard
and then you're like
damn it you thought I was just another
IG baddie no it's your arch
nemesis mate I literally
I literally wrote to one dude literally
last night he wrote some like
ugly shit or whatever on one of my
pictures and I went and looked
his last like four pictures are with his girl
right looks nothing like me
and then I wrote I said why are you
commenting on my pictures at one in the morning when you have a girl deleted it blocked me immediately
mm-hmm that's what we like to see yeah that's what we call a spank bang bitch yeah so i i think like
i'm like you're angry at yourself for finding you attractive yeah so it's like it's the same thing
with you it's like taking yourself it's like quitting before you're fired yeah they take you they take
themselves out the game because otherwise like they'll like feel bad about themselves yeah literally
because you're like okay well you're ugly now what that's what i said
He said.
When he said, we were, like, messaging.
He was like, you need to go on a diet.
And I was like, you need to, like, contact a circuit about facial reconstruction.
And I was both looking crazy.
He was like, ha, ha, ha.
I was like, oh, you don't want to play anymore?
Like, this is a place.
Anyway, so what are you doing?
He was like, ah, ha, ha, you're funny.
And I was like, well, this is not what I want it.
I want to keep this going.
And you're ugly.
I'm broke.
I had three more in the-in-the-cham.
Loaded.
Locked and loaded.
I was ready for funny.
But now I was just like, ha-ha, like, you're so funny.
This is not what I want it
Sometimes I'll get a hate comment from a
It's like the picture
The only picture I can find is like a group photo
And I'll literally say like which one are you
Because I have mad jokes for all of them
Yeah
Tell me which one you are immediately
Merge of a feather, truly
Yeah immediately because you're all ugly
So I'm gonna light it up either way
I remember there's one video you posted
And like I can't remember what the context was
But it was like a bunch of different men or whatever
And then like some girls are in the comment
Like Drew some of them like are cute
Girl.
Light of your mom.
Not me.
Girl.
You know what I mean?
I'm telling y'all, get yourself off the ground.
Stand up.
Yeah, I said word, you think?
And then they never respond.
Yeah.
You think so?
Please, please say it ain't so.
Love yourself.
You know what I mean?
Free yourself.
Free yourself.
Just a little bit.
Set yourself free because now you're lying to me and God.
Yeah.
And that's on you.
And God don't like liars.
I wouldn't know, but I'm sure.
I'm sure he doesn't.
I'm sure he doesn't.
I'll be sure to ask him when I get up there
You won't be there to ask him
So I'll be sure to do it for you
I'll see you on the bottom
I'm not making it up there
Yeah one of the comments is they treat us like dogs man
They treat us like scum
Because you're a bitch
That sounds I don't like a lot
That sounds like whoever
Whoever wrote that comment
That was hurt
They treat us like dogs man
You can't catch a break
You know it's also like
I feel like it's a little bit
it's a little different because I understand the sentiment of like men feeling uncomfortable
if they're being like objectified.
Of course.
Which we understand.
Yeah.
That's not what this is.
No.
Like then that's the part that you miss.
Like they didn't grab Henry Cowell's crotch and like look him in the eyes and spin his mouth.
Yeah.
They said he had nice eyes and a nice body, which he does.
Yeah.
And a nice smile.
Like I, you know, the way that they try to like, they're like, oh, okay.
But when I, like, when I grab a girl's titty's in the bar, all of a sudden it's bad.
It's always, like, when I, like, finger her vagina when she walks past me in the club and grab her ass cheeks and then nuzzle her big, luscious titties, like, I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, it's inappropriate.
All of a sudden, there's consent.
That's how you sound.
Like, that's how these men sound.
You sound insane.
And then you go, all of a sudden, it's assault.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Textbook definition.
Yes.
Actually.
Yes.
Literally, yeah.
Yeah.
To answer your question, yes.
Like what?
But I feel like men can't compliment women without just being disgusting.
Yeah, it's like the art of just being like, you look really nice today.
Yeah.
Thank you, Drew.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Look beautiful yourself.
Thank you.
I had this realization the other day that one of the main reasons that you and I have such strong community with like women and others is because we all share a common experience.
Yeah.
Which is just a terrible journey with me.
men. Yes.
Start and finish.
Against our will, might I add.
Like, the war stories
that I have, like,
oh my God, when I was in college once,
I was hooking up
one of my friends with, like, this football
player. Big man on campus,
you know? And she was like,
I want to be with that dude. And I was
like, all right, I'm in. Like, I'm a big wing
man. So I hooked her up.
You know when you go, like, on those,
I call them business trips
with your bitches, just to make sure she's
safe.
Yeah.
You go and you're just like waiting in the living room with his friends.
Yeah.
And they don't speak to you.
You're either sitting there, you're just sitting there looking at each other or you're
all passing around one beer.
Yeah.
And just playing cards.
And he's just like, so, like, what are you doing here?
Hey, man, please don't speak to me.
Yeah.
This is a business only trip.
Yeah.
Like, I'm here.
No need to fright.
Yeah.
We don't need to speak.
Yeah.
I did one of those trips with her.
I had two other friends with me.
All of whom were drunk.
Everybody was drunk.
We were all of age.
So chill out.
but we were all like 21 and over and so then one of the dudes that was waiting in the living
room with us one of the scraps he literally was getting very mad the longer time went on and nobody
was hooking up with him yeah mind you there was one other dude there and nobody was hooking up with
him so it's like you guys are going home pussyless together like you know kiss each other
explore it who knows you might like it but he literally got so angry that like it's like
something snapped in him after my friend was like she got what she needed to get done she
came out and we were like okay I think we should have out all right time to leave it's been real right
and I've done many trips like that as most women have and then as we're getting ready to leave
he's like yeah all these bitches and horrors can leave all you sluts can leave like blah blah blah
like starts to lighten it up calling us sluts and horrors and like that's all you're good for
women like you this is all you're good for oh my damn right I don't cook or clean you know
I just got that good pump pump that's all I'm good that gorilla gruel
rip. Yes. Yeah. You're absolutely correct
about me, sir. Super Soaker, 3000.
Like, that stuff just doesn't,
it doesn't sting anymore. No, it doesn't.
But then I think, like, that sounds
like someone who didn't get any. Yeah.
You magazine, I didn't top you off.
A slut
that won't sleep with you? That sounds like
a you problem. That doesn't sound like a slut to me.
A slut with
one person they won't have sex with? Okay.
But I literally, as
as soon as he started lighting it up,
I was like, all right.
50 if my zippers up or down anymore.
Take my pants off at home.
They come off easy.
I'm like, I, that was four hours I was walking around.
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You asked for it.
Yeah.
And then I started screaming and yelling.
I started throwing shit.
And I was like, all my friends, I was like collecting them like little ducks.
I was all, put your shoes on.
Put your shirt on.
Let's go.
We're leaving.
And I was like, get your shit.
We're leaving.
And he got so afraid of me that he was like, I'm sorry.
I was all, don't you talk to me.
Don't you fucking talk to me.
That's crazy.
Like when, like, when a man turns up on you and they think you're like a punk or a bitch
and then you turn up on them, he was like, whoa, calm down.
The vibes are off.
Like, listen, I have a sister.
I don't understand, like, where the disconnect is.
I just feel like the, I feel like there's a lot of hostility now.
Like, if you're mad that I called you, like, a bitch and a slut and a whore, like, I didn't, like, I was joking with you.
Like, we're not allowed to joke.
It always turns into something crazy.
Yeah, like, and I genuinely, I told him, I do remember telling him that he looked like grew, you know.
I said, that's why you're mad.
I said, because your face.
is just as ugly as the inside
and that's why you're mad because you're going home
bitchless, you fat ass bitch.
But the thing is, is like,
you did that in front of the hose?
Like, you don't even,
you want to take your chances
that maybe they would spin the block again?
I was like, you blew the spot up.
I was like, you literally, you're sad ass bitch.
I say, if you come any closer to me,
I'm going to pick up your barrel-shaped body
I'm going to throw you over the edge of this balcony, bitch,
because we were sitting on a balcony.
What?
I don't understand what the hostility is.
coming from i just feel like something went wrong like maybe miscommunication yeah i feel like
you're not understanding that i wasn't like meaning it in that way that's just how i joke like yeah
i have dark humor i guess like not everybody gets my dark humor oh my god i love saying
slurs when i hear when i hear when i hear dark humor i that i just like saying slurs i literally
i literally told them i was like if you come any closer to me because he was trying to
kind of offer us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Anyways, I was like, I'm going to take that
that sandwich. I'm going to shove it so far up your ass.
It comes out your throat. And I'm going to puppeteer you like Kermit.
Yeah.
And he was like, oh, you know, like, I just feel like we were keeping around.
I just think maybe you guys should leave. So we can like.
I caught and I collected everyone and I said, now no one's getting any.
Yeah.
Pack it up, bitch. Let's go. Me just packing up my friends.
And I said, we're out.
Because like, it's no. You mad?
That's like I said you blew up the spot.
Yeah.
Now your friend can't get any either.
I'm taking everybody on.
I must be terrible have a cop blocking ass frame, bro.
Couldn't be me.
My girl's going to ride.
Sometimes you think, sometimes they genuinely attribute that to the friend who's like, like me.
Yes.
No, that's on your friend.
Yeah, literally.
Your friend's weirdo.
And that's why.
And I roll with dime pieces only strictly.
So that's all I guess you all lose.
Yeah.
Everybody loses.
I'm going to make sure of it
This is Vegas, baby
The house always wins
Okay, so we'll go on to this next video
So this one's basically a guy
Deletting a podcast where a woman is saying
Women are less objectified than men
Men are treated as expendable
Because if there's a war
Who's fighting
If a man isn't successful
Makes money, the woman will just leave him
As she should
I'm not this bitchy
Or maybe I am.
Who knows?
Well, the thing about war,
that's,
I literally had,
have said this before,
but like,
a true intersectional feminism,
they don't believe in the draft.
Yeah.
Nobody should be drafted against their will.
That's one.
But two,
do you know why only men are in the draft?
Because men believe that women
weren't fit to go to war.
There it is.
Sounds like that's on you.
Listen,
I got bad knees.
And even I had good knees,
I'm serving crack before I served this country.
Never happening.
Sorry, not with me.
be a drug lord.
And like, I'm not even going to get into that.
But also it's like, that's, you think that's on me?
Yeah, that's not my fault.
Like, y'all literally made it that way.
Yeah, yeah.
You literally said women, women cook, man fight.
You know what's actually funny?
They said that, like, you know, 18-year-olds could go to war and, you know, die and shit
and, like, couldn't come home and smoke cigarettes and couldn't go get a drink at a bar.
Like, this is all y'all's his fault.
Yeah, literally.
That's why I said.
This is all your fault.
And when I've had men be like, oh, that kid's barely 18, if I made fun of him for being terrible.
So he's old enough to go fight in a war, but he's not old enough to get a raz for me online.
And then also, this is the internet.
If I want to call a minor stupid, I will.
That's not illegal.
You can't put me in cuffs for that.
I'm not going to jail.
I'm not serving time for it.
If a minor's stupid, you're stupid.
Well, and I think, like, where did he learn that hate from?
And they love pulling that.
I'm only 18.
I'm only 17.
and I'm only 24 years old and I don't give it down.
You're only, you're at 17, you're saying shit like that?
Yeah.
You think it's going to get better with time?
No.
Yeah, it's going to age like milk.
You're a bad egg.
Like your hairline.
Yeah.
Age poorly.
21's gone.
It's back here.
You're wearing that hat religiously.
You're balding before you could go drink in a bar?
Yeah.
Rough.
Oof.
But luckily for you, it'll look like you're already 40.
So, not worried by them checking your ID.
You don't need a fake.
Yeah, exactly.
There you go, win-win.
Everybody wins here.
at the comment section
Men are at
women are less objectified than men
is just like a outright lie
that the woman said that
no a guy
oh okay oh wait oh we're yeah
you're right a woman is
a woman said that women are less subjectified
damn I think I know I think I actually know
what podcast this is
I wonder who she's sleeping with
who paid her to say that
I just
I just think like do you think
do you think he saw this video
did he call you
did he text you
back. Did he hit you up?
Like, be for real, you can tell us. We're all friends here. Did he text you back?
It's all right. It's a safe space between you and I.
I hate a picnic ass bitch, bro. Like,
this, like, bro, a man will be like, oh, I like women that only, uh, that never wear shoes
and you have a bitch in the comments, I walk on glass for miles. I never wear shoes.
And these other girls don't get it. These modern women, they don't get it.
These modern girls, listen, listen, I don't talk back and I cook and I clean and I, and I,
And I washed my pussy with vinegar.
Like, I'm doing these, men.
Like, shit up.
Like, that's, I hate picnies, bro.
Well, then I think, like, are you winning?
Like, what's the prize?
Do you see, like, that arrow on Twitter or somebody will tweet, like,
oh, I bet y'all, I bet y'all, I bet y'all holes want to get on here and show y'all panties.
And girls will be showing pictures of their draws.
Oh, like, oh, to say they're clean.
Yeah, I remember that.
Imagine.
Be like, oh, this man said, I'll be someone to say, I'll show them.
So them I don't have any discharge?
I will literally, I'll lay on the train tracks, bitch.
Right now, I'll tie myself to the nearest Amtrak train.
That's mental illness.
That's crazy.
Oh, yeah?
Girl, come on.
Take a picture.
Take a load of this.
Also, like, gynecologically speaking, if you don't have discharge, something's wrong.
Yeah.
Like something's off.
Like, your pH is off, babe.
Go see a doctor.
Yeah.
And then there'll be homes to be like, I don't even.
I don't even have this charge
I don't even wear underwear
I don't even have like a regular vagina
Yeah
Tiny little hole
And it smells like a rose
All the time
And it smells like a lavender too
It smells like lavender like ebiscous
And I don't have a period
It smells like raising canes
It smells like a Big Mac
I'm loving it
Pop-Ice chicken immediately
Sometimes mine has that Kentucky twang
It smells like Chick-fil-A
The nearest Chick-fil-A
The Polynesia sauce
chick fillet sauce
that is
that's upsetting to me
yeah
that pisses me off
you're making us all look bad
like come on now
come on
because now you line
it's saying it smells like lavender
we eat my sister gonna go wait a minute
I thought all girls
tastes it like lavender
see now you lying on us
lavender tastes like shit too
it smells good but it tastes like so
yeah exactly
saying it tastes like strawberries
hey this is Kentucky fried chicken
Magidators and gravy in these legs
You can't imagine taking a picture of your chonies and putting them on the internet
That's crazy
And then you're thinking that you're like outdoing your fellow girl like by doing that
Yeah, you're not winning. You're a loser actually
You're a big fat loser
Your big weirdo is what you are
You went to the nearest target bought some exhilaration underwear
And then took a picture of the crotch
And then you're like, not me though
first of all prove that those are your panties
hey listen and then boys be like well how do I know that's you
now it's video
y'all just take the shit to the extreme
POV they ask to see
now you now you're down on the minches
recording yourself taking off your jaws man
where does it end where does it end
yeah where does it monetize that at the very least
that's what I'm saying they'll pay for anything on there
that's what I'm saying like y'all y'all just be doing whatever
that men say like
oh my god bro
the way that
you're gonna be like
oh I love lopsided tities
here y'all be just go
look like my look like
eggs in the morning
like free
at least
at least get a little
do something strange
for a little bit of change
yeah
but y'all be doing it for free
and it's not
my teeths have never been even
yeah they're like not me though
yeah
not like these I'm not like these other bitches
my nipples on my armpit
I have the weirdest looking tities
my tities go down my back
yeah
I can flip them over your backpack.
They're reversible.
I can actually detach my toes.
Put them on like a hiking back back.
Yeah, like literally.
Y'all just be doing whatever.
Please stop.
Oh, my God.
Please stop.
The way that they, this is not the same thing at all, but it's like in the same vein.
But I saw this video once on Twitter that went viral, but it was this girl who was like, for sure, pick me.
But she was married to a man and this girl was interviewing her.
You might have seen it on TikTok.
It went viral on TikTok.
a terrible reason, but her friend was basically telling her, like, what's your secret to being
married to, like, a rich man? I'm assuming I think he's rich. She was like, oh, like, I know my place.
I like, don't talk back. I like cooking clean like I'm supposed to. And like, you know, it feels
she compared it to like, you know, like prison? Prison? The handmae still? That's prison to me.
Yeah, for sure. For sure. That's Guantanamo Bay to me. But she literally. She literally
said like you know like when you have a job like you have to love your job and then it won't feel
like work i said a job wait a minute you're comparing loving your man to a nine to five we've we've
said a lot we've said a lot in this pocket guys let me reel that back you got to love she's like yeah
like if you love your job you never work a day in your life and i said a job this confirms that we
are currently living in hell that's and i said the fact that you would like if you want to stay
home and cook and clean and you want to be a that's fine that's fine don't shit on other women who don't
want to do that's the thing about like submissive women that i i don't like is that they're always
like well the reason y'all aren't getting men is because you don't do x y and z if you like you know
being a slave and a maid that's fine you can do that in your own house nobody's going to judge you
we don't we don't care yeah but don't make it seem like that's the requirement to get a man
because listen i'm never going to cook or clean that's not me you're not i'm gonna make you
laugh and give you a blowy
For me, that's enough.
Yeah, exactly.
It's worked this far.
Yeah.
And it's true.
What you said is not a requirement.
Yeah.
It's not the only way that you will end up with a man who loves you and takes care of you.
No, absolutely not.
In fact, like, if you want to do that, congratulations, bitch, like, go off.
Do whatever you want to do.
Don't shit on other women who don't want to do that.
And also, I said, the fact that you're comparing it to, like, work in a shift at Coles.
Bitch, you want to be working into the circle K.
That's all.
I'm saying.
That's crazy.
You want to work at the AM, PM, in your marriage?
In your home.
Oh, my.
You're at home, but you're on the clock because the whore's got to be swept and dinner got to be made, man.
What are you sitting down for?
Get off your ass.
Lazy, bitch.
I said, as soon as you don't feel like doing that or you don't want to do that or for
whatever reason.
Then you're going to get on the internet, you're going to cry about how you don't have any help
at home and how your husband doesn't do anything.
And listen, I don't care.
And even then, and even then, they probably would never even admit that.
They just suffer in silence.
And then it's like you don't actually win in that case.
But shitting on other women because you want to stay at home and cook, I don't give a damn.
I don't care.
I got money.
I'm a door dash.
We fad over here.
Well, and I've talked about this many times, but like in someone culture, the men cooking clean.
That's normal.
Some more man.
You want a big old chocolate thing to bring home.
I'm going to hook need a up.
Please.
Yeah.
Y'all be roasting like whole pigs.
that's more so tongans
I knew that I knew that
Cut that cut that out
They do love a good roast though
The barbecues that we have are real good
But the men are big so that's
I know you like that
Like when he's young the next little
You know
I'm trying to
Trying to hooling my way into the family
I'll let you know
I'll invite you
All right we'll go back to this really quick
We'll just do one
Maybe one comment
Let's see
This is like
It's funny the way that men just so boldly
lie.
Yeah.
Like this one says when I wanted to get rid of my wife, I quit working hard.
She left and thought it was her idea.
Me when I lie.
So let me see.
I can say anything.
Let me quit my job.
Stop making money.
Stop providing for my family.
Like a man's supposed to do.
Yeah.
And then my wife leaves and she thought it was her idea.
Like, what?
Was it?
You're like, got her.
Listen, hey, not going to lie, I would have left too.
And it's like, it's not a secret why she.
She left, yeah.
She's like, you don't want to work anymore.
And that's kind of, that was our deal.
Hugs and kisses don't pay rent.
Yeah.
So like, my, my, like, eighth grade English teacher told me that.
Hugs and kisses don't pay rent.
She always told me, she's like, Finita, I'm married for love.
And I was like, Tiff, what do you mean by that?
I'm 13.
She'd be like, hugs and kisses don't pay the bills.
You'll live in a box.
And I'll say, hey, actually, you're right.
Listen, sound logic, honestly.
You know, I guess when it got cold in the house, you say, yeah, I got to bounce.
I think like the way that they just make shit up sometimes
They're like yeah me I was married for 20 years
And then their thing says like 1996 yeah
Were you?
Married for 20 years now when you're seven?
Yeah interesting
Find that hard to believe bitch
That doesn't make any sense
But the thing is like
Men men men don't we love y'all
But they'll be like
Men me provide we're like
We build, we pay and women, you cook, you do this.
So we expect y'all to, you know, provide.
It's like, you, go digging big.
Yeah, the way it switches so quickly.
The way it flips, they're like, all she wants is money.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what you want.
That's what you wanted, right?
Yeah.
The same way that they say, like, oh, men are meant to protect.
Protect from what?
Because we're not a caveman anymore, so you're not fighting saber to the tigers, protect from what?
And then it's like,
Y'all aren't useful when it's other men accosting us either.
That's why I said, protect from what?
Other men?
Turns out you're the root of all evil.
But then even when you do see like something happening, you don't do anything.
Yeah.
I've seen several videos of women getting like abused or assaulted like in public.
And men are just standing around like you usually do.
Recording it.
Yeah, not doing shit.
And doing nothing else.
But why would I step into an altercation that has nothing to do with me?
Because I don't know, maybe you have a moral compass.
They don't like women get knocked out.
Well, you said provide and protect.
protect what these nuts
bitch you're not protecting anything
protect these panties
these clean panties
these super clean panties
I have the cleanest panties
which is so funny
are there any
does you think any mean watch these podcasts
I don't think so
like I'm not gonna lie
I have the cleanest panties
like my panties are so clean
men want to talk about clean panties
and like they don't wash their ass
well their panties look like
they were working at the valvaline
the railroad wiping their hands off
looks like looks like
It looks like the set of Mary Poppins.
Chimney sweep, bitch.
All in the ass crack.
And they didn't go to work that day.
No, no.
Of course not.
Okay, we'll do one more comment.
Y'all be so dirty.
That says,
high weight, job salary looks,
so many things that a decent man is judged on
when men literally ignore a lot of them choosing a girl.
Ooh, wee.
This is a lot to unpack,
because all of that is.
It's so false
That's a big lie too
Me constantly complain about women's
You know, I'll be like
Hey Drew
My type of guy is I like guys that have like nice smiles
You know I'm 5 8 so maybe like taller than me
Maybe like I don't know like 6 foot
But if he said he wouldn't date you because you were fat
He'd be wrong
Like they always
Would equate like weight to height
Yeah I've said that too like
About height and weight like
Is it nice to make fun of someone's height?
No
is it oppressive? No.
No. Like, fat people are socially and
systematically oppressed. Sure people are
not. Yeah. So I always come, when you
try to align the two of them, I always say that it's like comparing
a flat tire to getting run over.
Yeah. Both have to do with the car. Both are
inconvenient. One is infinitely worse than the other.
Yeah. One could quite literally kill you. The other is just an
inconvenience. It's like a minor like bump in the road.
I think, I think women, because I'm not going to lie,
I'll be seeing some bad bitches
With the ugliest man
Like he crawled on earth mine
Like six year old nephew attempted to draw him from memory
Literally
Like type of men
Truly
And y'all want to get up here and say that women care more about
Because like women genuinely like
They just care about like the person that you are
Like yeah
They'll stay with you if you broke
If you ain't got nothing
If you ain't got a car
You ain't got a house
You're clearly look at all this shit we were talking about
Look at this shit that women will do
For a man
To like make you feel good about yourself
Exactly so like when women like really love a man
Like they truly don't care
about anything other than that they love you.
So for y'all to really get up here and say that,
when I see on TikToks, when there's like a bigger guy
that has like a really skinny pretty girlfriend, they're like,
oh, what the hell is he doing?
Yeah.
He's got to be rich.
Like, y'all is just as negative.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's no winning.
You can't win for losing when it comes to dudes like this.
And y'all always lose.
It's because you're literally star for fucking puss.
Like that's, there's no other way to get around it.
Like you get no gang.
Like literally, Little Wayne said it best.
If you hate it, you just need some pussy.
I've never heard a.
real or lyric in my life.
He opened the song with that.
There you go.
That's how he meant that.
Because it's true.
Gospel honestly.
It really is.
It's like preach.
Let them know.
Let them know.
I feel like people who are having good, meaty, raw sex.
Ain't on the internet complaining about who's paying for the check.
You know what's?
They really aren't.
I feel like, who's picking up the bill?
It's $200 too much for a first day?
Like nobody's talking about that.
No shit.
And it's just a bunch of dudes.
Again, they're just jerking each.
color off. Yeah. Go kiss in the back room. You don't need us for this. That's what I'm saying.
Like, why are you dragging me into this?
No, I don't need to be here. Okay. So just to wrap up, what do you want anyone who's watching to know
when it comes to men, whether they're being, like, we're slutting them out or we're making them
go home? First of all, I want to say that I'm like the prettiest person here.
That's not a lie. But I just want to say that like, you don't have to take what men do
and say about women with a grain of salt.
Because nine times out of ten, it's not a man that you want
or whatever to see yourself with.
So don't run yourself rampant
trying to get into their minds or convince them.
Yeah, don't try to change their minds.
Whatever they think about women is what they're going to think,
and you probably don't want that, man.
Stop comedy on these videos.
Please, for the love of God, stop tagging Drew.
She's tired, man.
And just let it die.
You can't change these men in mind.
They think what they want to think.
And then also, never, ever in your life,
you stupid bitch change who you are or how you your parents how you talk how you walk for the
approval of a man because it's never going to work you're never going to get them yeah men are
going to like you if they like you they like you yeah they don't they don't and they'll and they'll
it like at the same time uh don't drag other women yeah for the enjoyment of other men like for the
validation of other men that's that's that's that's called being a pick me yeah that word has been
abused and overused by women who are actual pygmies.
Like, it's, it's truly just you putting down women or like selling, basically selling out
for the attention of other men.
Exactly.
And what are, and what are they going to do for you?
They don't already, well, I just say, like, all the time life is way too short to waste it,
trying to prove to a man that you deserve to be respected.
Exactly.
And it's crazy because, like, you sold your panties and you're still single.
What do we gain?
What did you gain from that?
Nothing.
And they win.
And that's it.
That's why I say instead of doing that,
tell them to just choke on your big fat dick.
That's what I do.
Yeah.
I'd be saying that all the time.
And honestly, like, if I was a boy, oh, you know what?
I'd have a hammer.
I'd have a fat one.
Just have a big old meaty one.
You me both and I'm tall too.
You're pretty tall too, though.
I guess what Lerger said, I'm 5'8, so for everybody that thinks I'm short, I'm not.
No.
Fanita is not.
short at all and I'm neither am I yeah no you're just tall huh what I think I'm 5 3
people think I'm like 5 yeah about 5 3 no it's because it's just it's because I'm like
heavier you know makes me look rounder and compressed like a ball yeah I mean
probably same for me yeah yeah I think I think honestly sometimes I think like when
they can tell like when you just have rounder face yeah they just automatically assume
that's what I'm like you guys have no idea what I look like you never see my body in my
don't even don't even be started of how many people look like me
like you guys don't know what I look like
hey this is me everybody this is finita
yeah literally sometimes I get the same thing too
but that's why men just say that shit to try and hurt your feelings
or whatever they're just being disgusting
because they want you and they can't have you
yeah and I just want to like shout out to men
please really go back to the studio
put your mind to the tablet
and give us your best on this video
I don't want to see like these two fat bitches sitting in chairs
like really really put in some time and like
give something yeah
Give me a singer.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
Yeah. I'm so bored.
Make me laugh.
Yeah.
And I think it's important we mentioned this too.
Even if you like as like if you're a terrible dude and you're watching this,
obviously because you watched it all the way through because you love both of us.
You made it.
You made it to the end.
Because you're a big fan.
Yeah.
If that's the case and you're like tall in shape if you make money, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's say you have all the trapping.
So that's never the case.
But let's say you do.
Yeah.
I think it's important that you know that.
that Nita and I could take your bitch at any point
Of the day
That's true
I will take your bitch in a heartbeat out
And I'll do it on purpose
You know what's funny
You know what's funny?
Like Jimbrose like spent all the time
Like getting like ripped and getting abs
And I can like make a girl laugh
And she'll like come in her pants
It doesn't matter
Yeah
It doesn't matter
I'm that is I'm dead serious
Do you get that a lot
When people are like
I wish you liked women
Yes
Yes
All the time
Oh my girls want me to be gay so bad
Same same
And I'm telling you
I will take you
take your bitch on purpose.
Yeah.
And I'll take your mom too.
I'll eat it just for fun.
Just for the hell of it.
And I'll take your mom too, bitch.
Don't tempt me.
You know what I mean?
Some of y'all, some of y'all do be bad.
Listen, I say that all the bad bitches follow the two of us.
And I meet them in person so I can see clearly that they're bad.
Same.
And I'm not just talking like, you're next door hottie.
Yeah, I'm talking about bad.
Like famous bitches.
Yeah.
If you only knew.
Yeah.
There are some women that follow me that I'd never talk about publicly because I want to be friends.
Yeah.
But if I did, the men would shit their pants.
Yeah.
Or something they already do when they have to look at me.
Any girl that you've fantasized about or, you know, wank to, she laughs when I talk.
Yeah.
That's why I said you're in her commas she and my DMs.
Yeah.
I love you.
I love you so much.
I bet you do.
That's what I say.
If you picture her right here, think about how much she thinks about me.
Yeah.
Fantasizes about meeting me.
Yes.
Tells me how much she loves me.
She says I cure depression.
Oh my God, Nita.
I was so sad today, but then I saw you, you made me smile.
Like, true story.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Take it home.
Choke on it, if you will.
It's fat.
I want to thank all of you for tuning in today.
I also want to thank the wonderful, amazing Finita.
Where can everybody find you?
Y'all can find me on TikTok, Instagram, at Fanita.
Please don't go to my Twitter because y'all mean.
But for the love of my.
God, follow me on Instagram.
Drew, this has been lovely.
It's been a time.
It's been a time to be alive.
I love you, too.
I'm so happy to be here.
And this has been great.
And I've been copping Nito nonstop today.
Yeah, like, I walked in in pink.
She said, oh, let me change.
She puts on pink.
I said, okay.
And I walked in my hair up.
She said, oh, her hair was up.
I said, okay.
I sat down.
She's like, oh, I have a score on my left knee, too.
Drew wants to be, like, look at her nails.
Like, Drew wants to be me so bad.
Like, she wants to, she needs to be.
to be your own you have your own podcast we're just twins be your own person we're twin
no we're not
she'll be me so bad anyway uh billy if you're watching this i'm like you too name i love you
i'll tell him we're a thruple what's your dad's name oh i don't say it what's his last name
no what's your dad's name anyway tate tate i love you too
anyways thank you all for joining us today make sure you guys go follow finina on literally every
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Thank you to you.
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