The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - I HOPE MY COMEDY UPSETS YOU ft. Julia Leahy | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 45

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

[video available on Spotify] This week Drew welcomes Julia Leahy onto the show to talk about how women are amazing storytellers, deviated septums, looking like a tiny mouse that fights crime, and so much more! Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Julia: IG / TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I wish it could be like bougie and like do red wine, but I just can't. No, no. I'm still a kid. Yeah, it tastes like ass. And I think it's okay if we say that. It tastes like grape juice and motor oil. Gasoline. Soil.

Hey, everyone and welcome back to the best Christmas episode you've ever seen in your entire life or happy holidays. I don't know what you support. I don't care either. Today I have a very, very special guests on the comment section with me, your favorites. It's the one and only more Pesso please, aka Julia Leahy. Woo! Hello. Hello.

It's Leahy. Lehi. I should have asked. That's a okay. Oh my God, that's so embarrassing. That's okay. It's like my whole elementary school. And I look like this.

That makes it even worse. I think you can own it more like this. You know what I mean? Dress like a dick. Talk like a dick is so awful. That was the hot Cheeto. I have a thought. I have a theory that like whenever something's covering my entire head

like starts to suck my brain cells out because that episode I was like all over the place I don't even know what happened I think you are most like this is it yeah I would say it's very festive this is a festive episode I love a costume

I love to pull focus as you should Christmas tree that's pretty much where it all leads yeah the center of the living room the first thing people look at when they come in the living room the first thing Rockefeller Center Lighten up the city like this

I went there and I said there can only be one of us this town ain't big enough this country ain't big enough I'm so happy to have you thank you for having me you are by far the funniest person on TikTok you're one of the thank you I would argue that you're one of the

oneiest people period and I even message you and we're done I say and that's it guys that's all we need to talk about I literally I think you and I message each other on TikTok about it because I was saying I love funny women I stand funny women And that's all that's all not.

You got me as a fan immediately. Well, thank you so much. How did you get started on TikTok? During like COVID when I was losing my marbles. Because I'm like a fairly extroverted person and I was like going days without speaking to another human being and I was losing my mind. And I had a very rough Tinder encounter. And I was like, why text all my friends this story? If I could just post this story on TikTok where my seven friends already follow me and then it like blew up. It was crazy.

Yeah. And I just like, I was like, we're just going to run with this. That's what I'm saying. You know what? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's what I'm thinking. So that's what I did. You kind of like lean into a skin. I feel like that's a pattern with most people who like kind of fell into content creation. You're like, well, I'm here. I might as well do it. The drama and the tea is that I'm a theater kid. reformed. But,

recovering. Deep in my heart, I was a theater kid. And so it's like, it's like, it's performance. Kind of something. Yeah.

It's like of the same, branch. Yeah, it's entertainment. Yeah. So I was like, I'm just going to do this because ain't no way I'm making it to, you know,

the great white way. Never say never. I mean, this is a great way to springboard yourself into that, like, realm anyways.

It's okay. When I was like 12 years old, I was like, Like this is never, this dream is dead. Are you thinking like musical theater? Are you talking like just acting? Or like sketch comedy? What was your dream?

Like if this frames it in any way for you, when Hamilton came out and I was like 14, my brain was rewired. And I was never the same. And I was everyone's worst nightmare. And I still am. And you're all, now I monetized it. And now people like it. Can you sing? A little bit.

Really? Yeah. I'm jealous. I can't sing at all. I'm an acapella girl now. Oh, that's right. You've told many a story about your aquaella group. How long have you been in your aquaella group? My whole time at college, so it's my fourth year in my aquaella group. I love that. What old are you? I'm a senior in college. I'm 21. Oh.

Yeah. Great age. Prime age. Sure. Is it? I go to sleep at like 8 p.m. so I don't know. I don't know either. Honestly, I was like, this is not me condoning it by any means, but I underage drank for so long That I was like, by the time I was 21 I was like, I'm a 90 year old man Yeah, right, it's time for bed I'm hanging them up

You know what I mean, I've retired And I remember being like in high school My parents would be like You know, under our roof Give your keys And it was like fine And now I'm like Why go out?

The alcohol's in my house Why do I have to leave and get dressed? There you go. I mean, you don't have to No, and I don't. It could be comfy and you could talk to yourself. Yeah, Port has a white wine alone.

Oh, man. Yeah. The amount of times I've done that. Sometimes you have to. I think it's just... Put on a children's movie. And then re-watch it with a new lens. Yeah.

And I'm like, this is a symbol for... Symbolism. Symbolism. It's so important. I'm watching like Ice Age 2. And I'm like this. Where has this been? You're watching like Shrek 2 where there's lots of innuendos and you're like,

I watched Shrek 2 in the last two weeks. I've watched Trek too. It hits. Better than Trek one, a hot take. That is a hot take. Yeah. No, you know what, I'm with you. That's Human Shrek one, right? Yeah. Yeah, handsome Shrek. Handsome Shrek. Yeah. Yeah, why did they make him so handsome? That seems a little inappropriate. I, I, I, you didn't have to do that. It has, it has really stuck with me. You didn't have to go that hard when you were. No, they didn't have to go that hard, but they did. And then they had, we got put some boots coming in. I know. It was too much. It's a fantastic film. It's a cinematic movie It's coming at you from all sides

It is Julie Andrews is in it I know I forget about that all the time It's unmatchable Also that the dad ends up being a frog So it's just like an ultimate story of projection The dad ends up being a frog And he goes to like

The bar, the undercover Like club and like a cloak And it's like a drug deal loki But he's going to like get the potions I don't know I'm just like on the edge of my seat Like watching Shrektoe Rewatching it Yeah

With my Roseette Are you a rosé girl? Of course. I would say I'm like a white wine, like reazling kind of girl. Okay. I wish I could be, yeah. I wish I could be like bougie and like do red wine, but I can't. No, no.

I'm still a kid. Yeah, it tastes like ass. And I think it's okay if we say that. It tastes like grape juice and motor oil. Dirt. Gasoline. Soil. No, like truly like earth.

Like, it's just. It's just. It's not good. Yeah. And I wish I could be, like, booge enough to say that it is, but it's not. Just like when people drink, like, whiskey on the rocks. I'm like, who are you trying to impress? No, a Manhattan, an old-fashioned.

What are you trying to impress? Absolutely no one. You know that, you know that literally in the last 10 years you were, like, chugging a four-load-go. Like, don't pretend. Like, we're different. I'll drink barefoot, reasoning wine all day, every day. I don't care what anybody has to say about it. That one, and I'll put ice cubes in there, and I don't want to hear it.

I don't want to hear anything. Because I'm not smart enough to put it in the freezer to chill it or the fridge. I mean. Well, I purchase it from the store. It's not making it into the fridge. I'm cracking it open on the walk home. There's no reason to... I put ice cubes in my wine once in my friend was like,

what are you doing? Like I was, like, I don't know, committing some sort of sacrilege. You want a chilled? Yeah, it's a problem. It's gross when it's warm. I want to drink it cold. It tastes like pee. It's like beer.

Who wants warm beer? No one. What's your favorite kind of beer? I like, sometimes I'll get like a modello. Those are nice. I like those. Pretty, pretty. Pretty standard.

Yeah. I'd say. Not too out of the box. Yeah, I would say. But like, like, sometimes, like, I get respect when I order, like, a beer at a bar because I'm, you know, a female. Ice cold beer. Ice cold. I'll have an ice cold, crisp, crispy one.

Crisp one. Crack open a crisp beer. Just go ahead. Surprise me. That's what I tell the word something. They're like, you've never been here before. Who are you? The usual?

You've never been in here before. I did. Yeah. I know, I'm not really a big beer person. Oh, you're not a beer. Okay. I mean, I like beer. If it's like ice cold and like I'm in the mood, sure.

It serves as its purpose. There's a time and a place. I think so. I'm like a fruity, fun drink kind of girl. I was going to say, if you're at the bar, what is your, what do you get? What's your cocktail? When I was in my prime, like, yeah, when I was in my prime single bitch, like, ho days. Yeah.

When I was for the streets, I would always get like vodka crayon because it's cheap and men are like, that's usually yoke with that. And it's juice. Yeah, it's juice. There you go. You get sugar. You get drunk. Yeah. I used to do vodka red bulls, but then I got too sick of those. That, I think, is heinous. It is. Heenous crime. That's, the mixing of those two is pretty... Well, that's like an upper and a downer. Your body's like losing its mind trying to figure out what you just... The sugar is out of this world in that drink. My stomach was in knots. I'd be blowing up the bathroom if I wasn't like trying to keep it together. And I'm still blowing up the bathroom.

Now I'm doing that regardless of alcohol Or not Whether that's involved Doesn't matter What are you getting at the bar? I really like a rum and coke Not to sound like a father But a rum and coke

Really? Yeah What kind of rum? Do like Captain Morgan or I feel like in a rum and coke You'd go like a white rum, right? Really? I don't know I generally don't know

I know that I'm not drinking Malibu I have something with coconut Unless it's like a coquito I can't do it Like in the actual coconut Is that what you're talking about? No, like those like, it's like egg dog. Coquito?

Oh, I don't know what those are. Oh, it's like cinnamony, creamy, delicious. But other than that, I steer clear coconut. Really? Yeah. Do you have war stories from that or what? Or you're just not a big fan of coconut? Because neither am I.

I don't know if I can go there. I don't know if you can take me back to that place. That's why I don't drink Jose Silver, like tequila anymore. Okay, do you have like a like a flashback? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was when I thought I was invincible so I could drink like, I genuinely was like, I could drink a million of shots of these and it'll be fine. I took like six before I left the house.

Before you even got out the door? Yeah, before I was even out of the door. At the pregame? Not even at the function? No. At the pregame went straight to the club. I remember getting there and I remember leaving. I don't remember much in between.

But I do remember the night ended. By the way, I was 21 at this time. But I do remember the night ended because, you know, when you're in the club and you go into the bathroom with your girlfriends. Like you all use the same stall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you like, come to crazy conclusions in there. And you're like, I love you guys. It's almost like a regrouping. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like a strategize. You're like, what are we doing? Decompressed. Yeah, exactly. So I go in there. I was wearing a romper. So you know, when you were romp, you had to get completely new to go to the bathroom. I sat down to go. Which is not different from usual for me. No.

Yeah. Typically, that's how I do it anyway. Do you not do that? No. Can you imagine if that's how you found out. Not everyone gets naked. That's how you found out. That's not normal to do that. Does people not do that? I literally took off my romper and I was like sitting naked on the toilet going pee. Sure. And I just threw up on the ground next to me.

Oh my God, both ends. Yeah, my friend looked to me. She goes, I think it's time we go home. It's time to leave. I was like, yeah, you know what? I think you're right. As an empath, I think you're sensing that's time to go home. As an empath, I think you might be right.

Let's leave. Went home. And when I got in the Uber, the guy, I thought I was killing it. You know when you're like super, super blackout and you're like, I'm blending in. Nobody knows. Nobody can tell. I can't even imagine what I looked like, but I know I was missing an eyelash, so not good. And then I get in the car and the guy goes, if she throws up in here, that's $100.

My friend's like, she's not going to do that, right? And she put a bag on my ears like a muzzle. So I was sitting with it like this. Oh my God. Just eyes. Just eyes. Yeah, just eyes. I was like trying to focus the whole way home.

I had such a similar experience so recently. I was Ubering home and I was. you ever white knuckled it in a toy? I would a Rav 4 because that's what I was doing. Knees to your chest because it's so small. And my eyes were closed. And I've talked about this on TikTok too because it's always me fighting for my life in the Uber. Whether it's this way or this way, I'm fighting for my life.

And I was coming home from the bar back up to the Bronx. So it was like a long ride. And I was eyes closed. I was like, I don't know if there's, I went to Catholic school. But listen, I don't know if there's a God up there. I don't know if anyone can hear me. I promise I'm a good person I promise I will never literally I will

I will repent but I was like I gotta get home right now and then I I was like I'm not about to pay the cleaning fee No not at all So I said sir I'm gonna need you pull over And I threw up in Harlem On the street I think I get some pressure

On the street Not sure whose apartment it was in front of and I apologize But you know what I did not pay a cent And that's what's all about A triumph that's what I'd say Call that a Duff I don't want to call it a Dund I don't

to call myself a hero, but I don't want to say it's equivalent I don't want to say I'm a bull model. But you know what? I don't know, I just like, that's just what other people have said about me. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but like, right. No, that's what people have said about me. I think most,

like, I think anyone who goes out and makes it home and doesn't throw up or in a fashion that embarrasses them in any way, dub. Yeah, absolutely. I think after that day, though, that's a success. even when I had my unfortunate mishap with tequila, I was like, I think this life isn't for me. Turns out shit in yourself isn't very fun because the next morning you pay for it in a different way. And I'm like, I thought I paid my dues last night, apparently not.

The Piper has come to collect once again. Do you get a bad hangover? Then, yeah. Now I'm such a lightweight. Like, this is not a joke. Probably like a few months ago. I was with my boyfriend's family. Like we were just, we had like lunch and I had like, I had four beers.

next day violently hungover. When I tell you violently hungover, like I was bedridden. Sometimes it'd be like that. You would have thought I came down with smallpox, bitch. The way I was like, wiped out. The way I was like, move on without me. Not too quick, though.

If you move too quick, I will come back. Remember me? Yeah, remember me, but not like this. I literally called my mom crying. And I was like, I don't know what's wrong with me. I literally don't. I even COVID test myself because I thought that's what it was. Right.

I was like, there's no way. This is just my body. I am one time. So bad. One time woke up at like maybe 4 p.m. And I had unfortunately ruined my comforter. And I called my mom to be like, can my comforter go in the wash naturally? I just wanted to check with her.

And she informed me that at 4 p.m. that it was her birthday. And I had forgotten. And I called her. She was expecting me to say, happy birthday, mom. And I said, hey, can my comforter go in the wash? Oh, my God, I should myself, mom. No.

Luckily, it was the other way. Oh, throw up. But I was like, oh my God, are you throwing up on your own comfort? I know, in the night, dangerous. You're like, mom, please, can you help me? Can this go in the way? Can I try to clean this? And she's like, it's my birth.

I'm out to dinner with your father right now. You're like, happy birthday, by the way. I was like, oh, my God. And I went online and I express shipped her an edible arrangement. I was like, oh, good thing. Your presence is on its way. Like, that's another reason. Pay $20 express shipping, like, right now.

The other reason I was calling you. I was like, I'm literally on the phone with edible arrangements right now. Oh, my God. Oh, I got to go. Edible arrangements is calling me. There's a problem with the melon. That's why I was calling you, actually. Really a low.

Yeah. And then I was like, do you ate me? She was like, get yourself cleaned up. Figure out or not. Okay, well, all of that is perfect buildup to our topic for today. Naturally. Because today we're going to be talking about storytelling. And I feel like you and I have mastered the art.

Yeah. You especially. Your storytelling is wonderful, amazing. Thank you. I have no notes whatsoever. Oh, coming from you? Other than to just tell more stories, that's it. I will get right on that.

I feel like you've had a very colorful life. Yeah, I mean, like 12 years of like indoctrination in the Catholic school system will do that to you. Being a theater kid, like, it's a lot. Were you a theater kid in Catholic school too? Oh, of course. Really? Oh, of course. Interesting.

Yeah. You've hit a new low when like the nuns at your school won't let you do Greece due to like suggestive nature. Yeah, you know, that'll do it. Little women again, man. Was it always little women? Was it like a repeat of little women? Are you ever a main character? I was Marmy.

Really? Little women, Laura Dern in the 2019 movie adaption. Please don't fret. I don't. I don't want to brag. Yeah, and that's a flex on you, Hows, but. Yeah, I was like, I can't believe Laura Dern's playing my part. Oh my God.

That's so kind of Laura. She's so... Lore. That's what I call her. A little lore girl, yeah. Yeah. Laura. I mean, you guys know as Laura.

Laura Dern. Little Dernsky. You know, it's funny, when I was in like, how old is I? I think I was in like third, fourth grade. I forget, the year that you learned about the gold rush. Sure. Right. 1849.

Yeah. So we did this like big, no, I think it's fifth grade. They do this big play in my school. Tell me you were the gold. The gold nugget. That was the rush. I was the rush. I was the year 1849.

When I did it, I remember my sister is a, she, She's two years old. She's a year ahead of me in school. And she tried out for the play, and she got a main part. And her name was Becky. I remember this so clearly. Because she was like the funny girl. She had all the quips.

You know what I mean? She's where you look to for comedic relief. Is this like, did they write this play for you guys? Is this a well-known? Yeah, no, no. It was literally made up by my school. And so my sister did it and I was like, I'm going to play that part for sure. That's so funny.

Pass on the legacy. I'm funny, right? Makes sense. Same last name. They're going to know. just as good. It'll be perfect. I went to that audition so confident.

Yeah, excuse me. The way I was so confident, probably, that's probably why I didn't get it because they said someone needs to be humbled. But I literally was like, oh my God, like, this is so easy. And she killed it. And so I was like, I'm going to kill it. And I remember I told all my friends when I left. I was like, I nailed it.

I got that shit in the bag, bitch. Listen, all the other Becky's pack your bags. Oh, your other Becky with the good hair. getting a call, but it's for the understudy. Right. And I didn't get that part. I didn't even get the understudy. Bitch, they made me a background person.

The way they almost immediately banished me to the back of the choir, I was like, this is going to embarrass them so much. I hope they see that. I know the mistakes that they made. This is for the fifth grade gold rush play. This is for whoever directed the fifth grade gold rush play. I was so upset. Like, I couldn't believe they didn't even give me like the understudy.

Not even close. It's almost like I might as well have not even walked in there. Yeah, you weren't Becky. I put my heart on the line And they just threw it right back at me Yeah, they did. Didn't care at all. There's nothing like a middle school Like theater teacher to just absolutely

Rip your heart in half. I feel like they have the nerve. Truly. And all the gall and the gumption and none of the remorse. Yeah, and I was like, do you guys know who I am? You're all going to be sorry about it. They're like who are, literally who are you? Literally nobody cares.

Go back to seventh grade. It's so funny. in that in that like exact production too I was just like I didn't even want to go and do it like you has a participant I'm done with I'm protesting yeah that's what I get for trying to be a nepotism baby doesn't always work the world doesn't revolve around you clearly clearly not me Lily Rose Depp yeah I'm not gonna call you Becky I'll tell you that okay so let's get into the storytelling right so what we do here on the comments section show is we bring videos that are applicable to our topic and we laugh, Kiki,

tell all the jokes, all the stories, if you will, for today. So I'm going to describe these videos to you and the audience, but here's the first one. So this is a woman, she's doing the one thing about me trend where you're doing it to the beat.

Oh, one thing. Yeah, yeah. I wish I had some really great stories, but most of them involve other people and I was like, I probably shouldn't. Yeah, I probably shouldn't do that. That's like one of my biggest struggles. It's like who is, I just know,

I'm like shit talking my third grade teacher on TikTok. I'm like, I just know her like cousin's sister's dog is going to see this or something. I know. Oh my God. Cease and desist immediately. Okay. And it says her stories about how when she was a little girl, her uncle would call her chubby, which led to her feeling super insecure about her body for years. Meanwhile, her uncle completely forgot about the comments and years later told her that he thought she looked really skinny.

And the comments on here are less than favorable because it's men. being like women aren't funny yeah right uh first of all this time that's a weird uncle what's it what are you doing making comments that's what i was gonna say get your uncle out here the pedophilia's coming from inside the house yeah i don't need why is your uncle commenting on your body at all uh-uh not from not from uncle you know uh-uh well no no but it's also the fact that like when women tell stories like that and they like make light of their trauma like they're it's like working through your trauma by like making jokes about it however you cope is however you cope but like you're telling a story some people relate to it some people will laugh but like if it's a woman or a

fan presenting person men that are awful will immediately be like women are not funny well that's what's interesting from what you just described it's like I don't think it's a comedy video this is not funny I don't think that was like her big goal to get you to chuckle oh he said boo where's the joke like there isn't one girl get to the joke it's fine They start heckling her. Yeah. Like she's doing a bit. Do a flip.

She's like, I'm trying to unload my story here. Yeah, she's just trying to relate. I think in the sense of like to other people who have dealt with trauma like that. Yeah, it's almost like they're like, where's the entertainment? There isn't. Like, I'm just looking for some support. One of my other guests, Leo Gonzalez. Yeah.

He had mentioned to because he's obviously like, he's a big. what do you call it a comedy person so he does skits and like that's all he does it's very it's such like clean funny like yeah he's hilarious smart humor yeah so he said when he gets comments that are like oh this isn't funny i don't find this funny he's always like well then that's not for you yeah well humor is subjective i was going to say that yeah like i mean do you ever get people saying that you're not funny um i actually a comment that i get like a bit is people People would be like, wow, a woman who made me laugh. This has never happened before.

And I'm like, don't, don't put me. Don't get me out of your story. I don't want to be in your narrative. Take me out immediately. I don't actually block me. Please. I've had dudes, like, I make videos and then they'll say things like, this one kind of made me laugh, not going to lie. Yeah.

Oh, I don't care. How brave of you to admit, right? No. I don't give a shit. I hope it made you mad. That's what I hope. I hurt your feelings. Angry.

I hope it made you. really upset. I hope I did you want to call your mom. That's what I hope it did. Yeah, but that's like, I think that's probably the main comment that I get of that nature. Is like, or yeah, like, well, that's good. I mean, I mean, not good, but better than the latter, I guess, of like,

you're so not funny. I mean, anything regarding, like, women aren't funny is the most common. I don't, I've been very fortunate that I don't, I don't get like a ton of, like, crazy negative stuff. That's good. No, it's, because the internet is like a terrible place. So I consider myself.

I know, you're out here in the trenches. But I like, that's the most common I get. And then I was just saying this earlier. Another one that I get is people will tell me my nose is crooked. Get out of my comments with that. They'll say, I'll tell a story. I'm like, one time when I was eight and then they'll be like, do you know that deviated septum surgery is covered by insurance?

Quite literally. Love you girl. I didn't ask you. It's like, is it like through love? I don't know. I don't want it either way. It doesn't feel like it. I don't, like, that's like...

I can't even tell you how many, I can't even tell you how many comments like that. The backhanded compliments I get, or comments I get that are like, they're not mean and they're not loving and they're just... They're backhand. Yeah, passive aggressive. Yeah, they're very backhanded, but it's almost like the neutrality of the... I'm so proud of you for, like, coming out here and looking so good for being such a fat, greasy pig. Like, okay. brave. You're so brave. You're so brave for that.

This is not a joke. Literally yesterday. I was out with my family. And this girl came up to me and she was like, oh my God, are you on TikTok? I go, yeah. And then she goes, oh my gosh, I love your videos. I go, thank you so much. She goes, yeah, you are way prettier in person. That's what she said to my face. I'm not yesterday. Literally yesterday. That is so brutal. Wasted. That is tough. I get that comment in person more than you could ever imagine. I don't know if it's word vomit or like what. I don't know if you all are telling me I photographed terribly.

Like I don't know how to take it. When you do everything else that your job involves, you're not pretty, but in real life. When I look at your face all the time online, you look like shit. But right now, girl, you're killing it. The way they say it in such a like, oh my God. Okay. Oh my God, you're like work period, hunty girl pop off. It's like those boots house down.

Yeah. So once I was at Disneyland with my boyfriend and this girl is standing behind me. I'm in line to get a churro. Sure. I'm doing me. You know what I mean? As you do. A filling.

Settlement. Yeah. I'm standing there doing my business. This girl, these two girls come behind me. They're like best. And they're like, you could tell they're like working up to like say something to me. So then they finally are like, oh my God, I'm such a big fan. We both are.

I'm like, thank you so much. It's really nice to meet you. And then one of the girls goes, yeah, I was just telling her, you look like so much better in person, like way better. What is that? Why is that a trend? What's the pattern? She's like, you're so pretty in person. And I didn't.

How did you respond? Yeah. I didn't. I was just like, thanks. Right? Like, what do you say? No. And then her friend, like, mid sense and her friend goes, that was so rude.

Okay. To her friend. And she goes, sorry about that. Anyways. And it's awkward. Like it's palpably awkward. And so I'm just like, have a good one. Yeah.

Gets your churro. So we're just standing there. And then her friend goes, oh my God, no, I didn't mean it like that. I didn't, that's not what I meant. And then she starts the apology tour. And I'm like, no, it's okay. I didn't. It's all right.

Just move on, girl. It's fun. I can't tell you how badly I want this conversation to end. It's okay. It's okay. Have a good one. You could have called me a literal pig slent and I would have been like, you know what? Work, man.

And we love honesty. And then I had to turn around and wait in line for my trail with them behind me for the next 10 minutes. No. And I thought to myself, I'm a good person. Why would I do? Why would the universe subject me to that? You should have been like, hey, the people behind me, like, they decided they didn't want their churro. Like, you shouldn't cancel their order.

They said it's on them. They said they said they'll spot this one. I do get, like, well, I know that like a lot of the videos I make. Like, that's part of the joke is the phones down here. Same. Same. Yeah. It's all part of the bit

And then once in a while I'll post a video And I'll have my makeup done or something And they're like, you're actually really pretty Okay I thought you were so fugly And now I thought you did a little something Do you look good girl? Okay, okay

Glad that we need like seven layers of Norris creamy Conceal her before we can get that comment I think stuff like that is The backhanded stuff is far worse Yeah Than like some like five six dude being like Fatty Okay, John.

Yeah. Thank you. And I'm like, oh, big's your mom, though. Just kidding. Okay, let's see. Comments on this. Okay, this first one says, did you not have anything else to do growing up? How are you going to dwell on the word chubby?

Dude, who wants to be called chubby? I don't know. It's not loving. Who gets called chubby and says, thank you. Oh, my God, thanks. That's an insult. Yeah, no matter. Well, and even then, like, it's never said,

in a way that's meant to be, like, loving. It's always meant to be critical. Chubby? Yeah. Chubby? Like, who was being like, he looks so chubby. Yeah. It's always meant to be critical.

And that's why I always talk about removing the meaning of, like, the weight that words hold. So, like, fat is not an insult to me. If you take the implication of it out and you take the, like, bigotry of it out, the white supremacy of it out, it means nothing. It's just a word. You know what I mean? We're the ones who give it meaning. Yeah, very easier said than done, though. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

It's a whole process. I still don't want to be called to me. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. It's such a process to unlearn. Like, your internalized fat phobia is so deeply ingrained in every single one of us because that's just how we were raised in this world. But that's why it's like that that word is never said in a way that's like how cute unless you're talking about like a dog or a baby. Or like, oh, they have chummy cheeks. Like that's fat dog.

Like I don't want to. Like your dog is so fat. Your baby's so fat. Well, and I think too. People who are super, like, who cares? Who cares about words like that? If you describe, like, things that they love that are not themselves, like, their dogs, for example. If you were to say that about their dog, they'd get really offended.

Yeah. But for some reason, you think it's not offensive or it couldn't be hurtful to someone if it's a person. I just, I just, the word, like, the word chubby has absolutely no positive connotations. Obviously, someone's going to say. In the way it's used, never. Literally ever. That's what I'm saying, like, it's easy to dwell on, especially when you're, like, in your formative years like when you're growing up. Oh my god yeah developing a relationship with your own body

yeah yeah negative any sort of negative connotation you ever been called hefty hefty I've been called hefty I've been called hefty I've been called a heifer which I guess is like same thing yeah no that's very that's of the same nature I make these videos where I show like their hate comments and then I show what they look like and I just don't say anything you don't need to no I just like stitch them all together that you do And I put like a silly song behind it. And one of the guys I included... They got like a neck beard.

Oh, yeah. He wasn't the neck beard, but he did have a shit beard. It was patchy as hell. But that's going to follow, you know, typically follows the hairline. But anyways... Sure. He tagged me on Instagram.

Like, he put my TikTok in his Instagram story. He tagged me and he said, this heifer didn't like what I posted. And then I went to repost it and then it disappeared. I'm all... This bitch blocked me. Like, almost immediately. He's like, oh, I typed the real.

I'm gonna. Oh my God. The reason he knows the word heifer is because he lives on a farm. And he spelled it wrong. He spelled it like Hugh Hefner. You know what? Maybe. Oh, maybe it was positive.

Maybe. Maybe that's what he meant. Because you're a boss. I'm a playboy. Heff. Hugh Heff. A playboy. Okay, this next comment says, women.

And then it has this emoji where it's like, hitting his own. Women. Women. Women. Women. My wife. I think I'll keep her She's alright I guess

She's a bitch sometimes And it says bro It's like a two part comment It's same person It says bro this generation Is everyday worst One she's probably lying And two

And ain't no one false If you care about what they say That's on you The f*** Okay see this is so my eyes to read Yeah that was a lot This is so interesting Because the people who are like

This generation's so soft they're the ones who are like A drag brunch Get me out of out Where in this world go wrong? Grooming Grow up That's what I said

What about the kids But don't care about gun control How does that work? They're like These generation so sensitive They're also the same dudes who Like I literally made it This TikTok will not stay up on TikTok

No matter how hard I try I have re-uploaded it seven times and literally will take it down every time. But it's literally this guy making fun of fat women. Sure. Obviously. But he's built like Fival Mouskovitz. And so I literally just put a picture of the tale of Despero.

Remember that movie? Yeah. A little mouse with the huge ears. Yeah, yeah. And just, I'm just laughing. I didn't say anything. Not one word. Just laughed.

And I was just in front of the screen. They will not keep it up. The way that so many men were like, how could you possibly do this? Like, is that not what you've literally gested? Yeah. Women are so soft, but like, I tell you, you look like a little mouse that fights crime. And then all of a sudden, I'm the worst.

You're built like an anvil and you get so uptight. And I'm the worst person in the world. Like, I say your body frame's equivalent to Baymax and suddenly I'm a bad guy. Okay. Like, they're so, they're so awful towards me. It's so hypocritical. So racist towards me. So fatphobic towards me constantly.

And then I literally just put a picture of them and I put a SpongeBob silly song in the back and they're like, how could you do this to him? What if he's insecure about that? This is his profile picture. He posted this willingly. Yeah, they're like, some guy was like, so you're just, are you making fun of their looks? Are you making fun of their build? And then I wrote both.

And more. Both. Thank you for asking. Oh my God, I'm so glad you asked to clarify both. Both and all the above. I just think it's interesting to comment on other people's looks when you're ugly. I can't relate to that. And that's John 4, 712.

I believe that's Ephesians 912. Well, they're so but her that you called him ugly, but are you not duetting them because they commented on you? Yeah, they write some of the most terrible things. Like this comment is terrible to write on someone's video. And I bet you if I found a picture of him and I posted it and I said, it's funny because you're ugly. Sometimes I just write that.

It's funny because you're ugly. And then they're like, how could you do this to me? How could you do this to me? Yeah, they're like, you're so mean, you're so mean. Yep. Anything else? Any other questions? Thanks for tuning in.

Thanks, guys. See you next week. Are you new? Are you new to the content? I just think that like, I'll be damned if someone calls me ugly and they're ugly. You know what I mean? Like, well, I guess we're looking in a mirror, babe. I guess we're both at the bottom of the food pyramid, if you think about it.

Oh my God, that's so funny. If you think about it, we're kind of in the same boat. You think you would relate to me a little bit more than we should be friends. We should join a support group. We should start our own acapella group. Oh, ugly men, ugly men, acapella group. Yeah. They're singing, Trouble Maker.

We do Christmas Carols this time. Okay, let's move on to this next video. So a woman's telling a story in two parts about her going over to a guy's house, and he kept asking her if she needed to use the bathroom. She kept saying no until finally she was leaving and used his bathroom to find there was a giant box of condoms and plain view that he had been waiting for her to walk in and see. Okay. This is a lot. This is a cycle analysis needs to take place.

Talk about a, like, a hat on a hat. Like, you're really just, okay. I imagine it's like, you're, like, beauty guru. He's like, he's like, oh. Today we'll be using. What's this? Trojan. He's like, wait, he's like, hey, I imagine he's going like, you got to use the bathroom?

Well, we drank a lot of water at dinner, didn't we? You got to use the bathroom? Or it might be something in there? I don't know. Oh, my God. Did I leave those out? Did I leave those out again? Tony Award winning performance.

Oh, my God. That's so many. That's so crazy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who left those out? Oh, those aren't mine. Magnums.

Sorry, I'm so embarrassed. For my magnum dong. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. So sorry. Oh my God, they're the X-L. It's just so big and it hurts when I put on the small ones. Let me let you on a little trade secret.

The normal size will fit 98.9% of them. If it doesn't fit you, see a doctor. I promise you right now the regular tini's will fit most people. Have you ever seen those people who put it on their foot and put it up like a literal thigh-high boot? Or do you remember back in like the OG YouTube days, the challenge where they'd fill it with water. Yeah. And you put it over your head.

Do you know what I'm talking about? I think so. You fill it with water in the bathtub. And it's like the size of a like a yoga ball. It gets huge. And then you drop it on your head and the person is like in case like a sausage link. I sort of got. Look this up later because that's a thing.

And it was like 2013 YouTube that was gripping like the nation. Like the cinnamon challenge. Yes. Yeah. But it was the condom challenge. The bathtub condom challenge. Look it up. I'm going to.

So if that can fit a whole, if you could like, if you could like carry a jug of water home, but it's a condom. It's like a giant, anion sac. Yeah. If someone can fit it over their,

their dome, their noggin, it'll fit over your little pipsqueak. Chances are, it'll fit over your chow. Like I promise you, when they're like, it's too small.

No, it's not. No, it's not. You know, I know it's not because if it is, they don't say things like that. I can promise you that. You know I know it's not. It's because you're driving,

You drive the painted, like, decked-out pickup truck back there. I know it's this big. All those bumper stickers. I know. I know it is the size of my thumb. And I don't need to entertain anything further. That's why I'm like, I just think of him going, go in there. Are you sure?

What's in there? Oh, my God. Surprise. It's like an Easter basket. He's got like all these cabinets in the bathroom. They're all empty. He has them on the counter. They're all open for you to see.

Looks like it just got ransacked, but there's only one giant box of condoms in there. And it's full. So he even used them. It's not even cracked yet, like a tampon. Do you think it's like a tampon box where they like open it so it's like easy access? Oh, and it's like a little like, oh, like a baby wipe. Yeah, I've never, I've never bought a giant box of condoms. So I don't know.

I can't say that I have either. A baby wipe would be crazy. Like a dispenser? Like a makeup wipe? Yeah. Yeah. Or like. Like in the bathroom in the mall?

You like turn to things. Like it's Sephora of those tissue boxes They have on the side. Oh my God. Genius. Someone make it up to you. Yeah, that's a shark tank. If you're out there. Shark tank, if you're watching.

If you're watching. Let us hit me and Julia up. We have an idea that's going to blow you away. This one's going to sell. Okay, let's look at the comments on this. This first one says, instead of repeating the same sentence, why not say what happened?

You're just looking for views. you could fit all of this in one part, but you didn't shut up. That's kind of funny. Okay. We were going to go a different track. I'm just kidding. It's not funny.

That's something I get. Yeah. They'll be like, this could have been 30 seconds. Okay. This isn't a narrative. I'm telling a joke. This is comedy.

Laugh. Like, I'm not telling you a tale. Okay, we can laugh. It's all right. We can laugh. We can take a minute for the joke. I also think, too, that, like, people who are not funny,

like, tend to tell you, like, get to the point. Yeah. But you need the context to get to the point. You've got to build up. You know what I'm saying? You got to build the suspense. You got to set characters.

There's background characters as a scene. Yeah. And I like to use colorful vocabulary. Same. So it takes me a hot second to get to my point. Sit there. Where do you got to go? Where are you going?

Busy. You have all the time in the world. These are the same dudes that laugh at like, you know, when they get hit in the nuts. They're like, oh. Yeah, they laugh at shit like that. not, you know, high brow value entertainment is not really in their wheelhouse, so they don't really know how to digest it. And like I, it's literally watch any single of me or your videos. Like, it's very clear that the, the, the, the motif of the story is not the goal. We're

telling a joke. Like, we're telling a story for you to chuckle at. Literally. Like, I'm not here to be like, one time I went to a party and it was, it was, it was, I threw up. No, I'm going to tell you. That's so boring. There I was. Like, that's the joke. Well, he was also saying, like, you're repeating the same sentence. You're just looking for reviews, blah, blah, blah.

I think there's like, when you're telling the story, it's like, like you said, it's not what happened. It's like, it's all of it encompassed together. But I'm not going for accuracy. Like, sometimes men are like, you're exaggerating. That's how they're like, you made this up, blah, blah, blah. They say you exaggerate or you make shit up. even so yeah I do but it makes it funnier that's

the that's the point that's the whole point and then like I'll be like and I was sprinting to the bathroom and I'm like were you really sprinting I know what do you mean what do you think use your brain wait I bet you weren't even sprinting though okay

you got me sorry I was I was trotting like what do you want it's not it's not like the facts that matter I know it's to get a laugh I exaggerate. Same. Oh, I exaggerate all the time.

And sometimes, sometimes my boyfriend, like, to this day, like, I'll tell him the most elaborate, crazy story. And then I'll tell him, like, and then I said this, and then this happened, blah, blah, blah. And sometimes he'll go, did you actually say that, though? Because he knows that I... You're lying. I just be lying. But, like, not about what happened. It's just like, it's for the bit.

I'm committing to the bit. For sure. And sometimes I go, yeah, I did. And even though I didn't. Just because I just, you know, I'm committing to the bit. even further. I call it method acting. Yeah.

No. Yeah. Playing apart. When I was in high school, I was a camp counselor for two weeks, hated it. I would lie to those kids every goddamn. I would be like, they'd be like, see those markers? I invented them. Like, I just absolutely.

I love to lie to kids. I love lying to children. Absolute ridiculous things. I'd be like, I wrote that book. It's like, and they'd be like, you did? And I'd be like, yeah. Don't tell anyone. And they're like, shut.

How old do you? I'd be like, I'm 30. Like, just lying. I loved it. Dude, I love that too. Sometimes... Sometimes you gotta lie. Sometimes you've got to lie.

Honestly, kids are mean. Kids are so brutally honest. They've got to be bullied. Yeah. Kids are so brutally honest. Don't quote. Kids are mean. And if I lie to them...

If I lie to them, so be it. And the ones that weren't humbled are the ones that I have to... That I have to... Get to the point. At my grown age. You're repeating yourself. Exactly. They're the same to write hate, honestly.

Okay. It's because you weren't bullied as a kid and it shows. Not enough. It's time for you to get bullied. It's okay. I'm here to make up for a lot of time. I'll believe the fuck at you and I'll make sure you get what you needed back when you were 12. Yeah.

Okay. This next one says, I want you to steal someone's lunch money. A grown man's lunch money. I'll run it. Honestly, I'll run those pockets, babe. Okay. This next comment says, on today's episode of shit that never happened. And I've had that too on some of my stuff.

But they just like assume you're making the whole thing up. Yeah. That's a thing like men like men don't believe women. Yeah. Hello? In more ways than one. Let's take a step backwards and think about where that came from. Like, are we for real?

On today's episode of Things That Never Happened. I could, I'm always like, you could just say you laughed. That's okay. You could admit it. It would be okay. It's all right. Like it's a safe space here, not for you. But like if you want to open up and be like,

I chuckled a little bit. That's all right. We're here for you. It's okay. You know what? We're two funny bitches. It's not uncommon for us to be laughed at. Right.

Or like, well, laughed with. Lath with, I would say. Like, no. Yeah, like, sometimes I talk about, like, certain stories that I tell, and I know they hit every single time. Right. Like, you read the room and you're like, I'm the funniest person in here for sure. You know what I mean? You're like...

I feel like that every day. Oh, the load is so heavy to carry. It's my back hurts so bad. It aches from carrying this team on it. You know what I mean? Next comment, as last comment says, A story has a beginning, middle, and an end with a purpose. Please do not repeat it to anyone else.

How did you figure that there's a story to be told? Okay, Shakespeare. Sorry. Sorry that I didn't follow your outline that you had for me. Okay, Judy Bloom. Jesus Christ. Ramona and Beezis right now. Headass. You know what's funny?

One time I got like I did a stupid video like I was making fun of someone and someone commented on my video I believe it was a girl. It was like a picnic and she was like you know what? She wrote me this dissertation. You know what? Like

it's clear that you know we all have hurt within us and it's on us to unearth it and she like wrote this whole spin me a fucking yarn bitch. Talk about get to the point. She wrote me that whole thing and I was like, okay, rupee car.

Girl, milk and honey, bitch. Like, I don't care. Girl, it's a joke. Like, let's laugh. We can laugh. It's fine. Well, even that comment. Like, tell me why that was four sentences. Like, for real? Are we kidding? Tell me why that was an independent clause. My AP literature teacher.

Yeah. Why can't I just talk? Yeah, like, it's a joke. It's not an essay. It's not, we don't need MLA format to tell a joke. My sources are not cited. And they never will be because they're made up. Because I am my own source. The source is me. That's why you've got to take my word for it, honestly.

I've told stories before, like, way before I had, like, any sort of following. Like, I was just making TikToks just for the sake of it, just for funzies. And I told this story about, like, a famous NFL player that I had, like, met in real life. and he's a very popular player. Like he's, he's like very, to this day, he's huge. I met him when I was in college because of work. I worked in sports journalism. And he, like, followed me on Instagram.

He wanted to, like, hang out with me. Oh, my God. We all know what that means. Right. And when I told that story, so many men were like, on today's episode of shit, now that never happened. Like, the amount of men that were going to bat for this bitch, like I made the, like, I made the shit up.

Yeah, right. They were like, that would never have it. He would never be with a girl. Did you like drop names? Yeah. Okay. Absolutely. And it's so funny because I made a video like far later than that talking about like I was making fun of this dude saying like if I fly you out anywhere or if I like pay for you on a day or whatever.

He was basically saying like I'm owed sex. Bad start. No, no. So he was like you owe me. Tail is oldest time. Yeah. He's like you owe me like otherwise. like I'm not buying your flight

like some bullshit like that yeah and I literally said like that that flight that $200 flight I'm good you know what I mean like we're good like you're not worth that like I promise you you're not nearly as high value as you think you are

right because so many women are like constantly like the amount of like athletes and like famous men that like hit up normal women like women who are not you're not like other girls the Hadidz you know what I'm saying they're not like a huge huge A-list celebrity, they just meet them. I promise you, if they have a dick and you're in the same room, they're going to be a down.

I promise. Like a girl wants to ask me, how do I get a famous athlete? Be in the room. That's how you get it, bitch. Like, I swear to God, be in the room, make eye contact. I promise you, you're in. You're in there, bitch. We don't need a plane tickets.

Yeah, and when I told that story, they were like, that's never, you've never had an athlete ever hit you out, you fuggly, bitch, blah, blah, blah. Like, I got so many things like that. And then I literally showed receipts of them DMing me. They love, they love, like, picture. didn't happen. Yeah, and I have them. And I'll show them to you, but you can suck my dick regardless. Yeah, then I'm like the condoms.

Oh. That's so. But they always are like, that never happened. Just because it didn't happen to you and it never would happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen. Or just like, just shut up. Nothing more to say. Just men are so easy. It's not that hard.

I promise you it's not hard to like get men to want to have sex with you. That's not hard. Not even a little bit. Oh, that's like, that's kind of nice. It's true. It's true. It's true. I'm like, boosted myself a little bit.

I promise you, it's so easy. And that's what I tell everyone, like, keep those standards. Just show up. Keep the standards high, bitch, because everyone is going to, they're literally going to throw their dick at you regardless. Sure. So, like, might as well. Like, that's what I'm saying. In that video, I literally was like, you, women could catch a dick anywhere.

Right. Anywhere, bitch. Anyway, someone's going. I could be driving my car and my, windows rolled down and I can catch a day. I could be driving 90 down the freeway and I'd get a dick thrown at me. I promise you it's not that hard. Yeah. Because men are feral. So that's so when you see women like ourselves telling funny stories like that, whether it's throwing up shit in yourself or a famous man wanting to hit you up, they're all just believe them. They're all true.

And well also it's like a picture didn't happen. I just told you that I shit my pants. You think that I wouldn't make, I would say this of it like, you think I would make up this horrible, embarrassing thing? Would I take a picture of that? You want me to show you a picture of my turd? You want me to show you a picture of my shitty shit pants? My poopy pants? Is that what you want? Because I'll whip it out.

If that's what you want. People are into different things. I don't know. We can't go there. We can't go to poopie pants right now. That's the only reason I could think of someone would ask you for proof of you shit in your pants. I, well, sometimes I'll tell like a crazy story. Yeah, same. The comments are like, wait, let's see the texts.

Let's see the, no, and I just said something. I was like, oh, something that's on my Christmas list. And they were like, post the Christmas list. I don't think it's on there. Like, what am I lying for? Like, who is that? What are you? Okay, FBI?

What are I? What are you want to see my Google doc of my Christmas list right now? You need evidence? Yeah, everything. Girl, go to hell. What's what I say? Go to hell instead. How about that?

That's all you got to say. And just to admit that Julia made you like. laugh. That'd be a lot easier. It's not that dark. It's a lot faster that way, too, I think. Let's just cut to the chase. All roads lead to Jerusalem at the end, you know what I mean? We all end up in the same center point at the end.

Like, it's literally just... But it's true. Every, any time I get... I don't usually get them, but anytime I get a comment that's like, this is such a lie. It's a man. Always. Especially if I'm talking about something that happened on a dating app because that's like screenshotable.

Where's the screenshot? I was like, sorry, I don't want you to see like Devin's profile picture. Like, I don't want his co-workers to see it. Sorry. You know what's funny is, in the same vein, but not really. I have so many screen. When I tell you my photo album.

You could put some people in jail. Little raccoon trash, babe. I just mean I have screenshots of the ugliest motherfuckers you've ever seen in your life solely because I want to make fun of them. So if someone saw your camera roll and they didn't know what your job was what you do and they're like They're looking

They'd be like They'd think it was like Building a collage You could do You could really do better Than some of these guys Yeah they're like girl What is this?

If you look to my camera It's honestly like FBI's most wanted Like yeah It's truly like the world's worst Lacrosse team is in there You know what I mean The roster from the

Hell No truly like Minor League Baseball team Like it looks really tragic in there And it's just solely Because I screenshot shit for evidence all the time. But sometimes I have it and I just don't feel like going back and looking for it. Like the same thing when you're like, oh, like, pose a screenshot. No, but that's like, they should be

scared to you. I keep it all the time. I can get you fired. And I have. Yeah. I'm sure I have. Gotten someone fired? Yeah. I would love to be if you've gotten someone fired. I believe I have only because one time this guy wrote this terrible shit to my boyfriend, not even to me, but it was about me. He sent it to my boyfriend. It was awful. Has he seen your boyfriend? Yeah. You'd be like, he'll kill you.

That's on them, you know what I mean? And that's why I said, like, he wrote it about me. He didn't write it about him. Not that it matters because my boyfriend gets upset when they write shit about me. Upset in a way that's like, why would you do that? Right. But I posted it. I tweeted it.

I never blur out names. I never blow out faces because if you're going to be bold behind closed doors, you'll be bold in front of it. in front of an audience, bitch. And so I posted it and then he DMed me personally and was like, hey, my friend stole my phone and I'm a teacher. Can you please like remove that? Like my school might see it. I don't get a bitch, bitch.

You said it. It's crazy because you wrote that terrible shit and you want me to do your favor? Maybe you wrote this. Maybe you shouldn't be teaching the youth of tomorrow. Yeah, I was like, well, that's good. I'm relieved. I'm so glad to hear that you're molding the minds of tomorrow. I'm so happy to hear that.

They have such a good moral model for a teacher. Yeah, they're going to be just fine, those kids. They're getting set up for success. I'm so glad that they're being molded and shaped by one of the creators of tomorrow. I used to love, like, when I was in high school and younger, I used to love when scandals would come out about the teachers. You know? I don't you love that. I was like seventh grade and I was like, I heard Mr.

something took this one on a date. Like, I just love it. I love that stuff. So I hope his students saw that. I hope it was the talk of the hall. And I don't feel bad at all, bitch. Like, so it's like, don't you feel, no? No, I do not.

He said it. Do I feel bad? They're going to think I said that. You did. Do I feel bad for someone being racist towards me on a public platform? No. No. And you get fired.

Oops. If you ask me how I sleep at night, it's in this outfit like this. That's how I see about it. In the Christmas tree, in the middle of the living room next to the fireplace. In the middle of living room, because again, I need the attention. With the presents under. the tree. And it's just me. You're the gift.

The gift. There you go. Okay. To wrap up this episode, right? You're a master of storytelling. You're a master of jokes. What's something you want to tell all the people who maybe want to tell their stories, but they're worried about criticism, whether it's from terrible men or other people.

Because they just want to be funny and post content and stuff. I mean, like, just do it. So not very inspirational. very shy LeBuff. Just throw it. But I just, I don't know.

Just like, I just, I just, I just speak and put it, put it out on the internet. And see what happens. And someone's bound to like it. Yeah. So speak, talk, talk. Yeah, I think it's also like, someone's going to hate what you post regardless. Like, they're always going to have something to say. Someone's always going to have something to say or an opinion about you.

Especially if you're, I think especially if you're a girl. Yeah. Because I think women automatically, like, have the like the chatterbox like trope like oh we can't get her to shut up but like like just just it's gonna someone's gonna say that if you just know that someone's gonna someone's gonna give you hard time then it like doesn't it doesn't mean anything you can do whatever you want at that point and you're like there it is yeah and take it as a dub i take it i live in like almost a state of delusion sometimes that's the best place to me i think so you have to be borderline delusional

at some point. Like to make it through life, especially on the internet, you gotta be delusional to some extent. We're, lock us up. Look at her. She was a hot Cheeto

and now she's a tree. Lock her up. Listen, if being hilarious and a Christmas tree is a crime, take me away. Take me away.

Check me away. Lock me up. Okay. That's going to do it for this episode of the comment section show. I want to thank my wonderful,

amazing guest, Julia, aka more pesto, please. On TikTok for being here, thank you so much. Yes. I'm so happy to have you. I'm so happy to be here.

This is a dream doctor. Where can everybody find you? You can find me on TikTok at more pasto, please. Not food related content, but comedy. And Instagram at Julia Leahy underscore. Love. Okay, make sure y'all go follow Julia. She is so incredibly funny and hilarious.

And I know you guys will love her just as much as I do. If y'all want to watch full episodes of the comment section show, They drop every Wednesday on the Pastor Bedtime YouTube channel, so make sure you subscribe. They also are available to stream on all streaming platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon. You know where to find me, bitch. Anyways, happy holidays. Merry Christmas if you celebrate, and I'll see you next week. Bye!