The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LONG LEGS Ft. BRETT NEUSTROM | Episode 199

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

Brett Neustrom returns this week!! Drew and Brett talk sweating, a questionable line in Wicked: For Good, goofy guys, driving with bad vision, having strong pop culture opinions, fake job titles, and so much more. Brett IG: https://www.instagram.com/brettneustrom/Brett Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brett_neusty?lang=enFollow The Comment Section on IG: https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Discover more on www.disaronno.com20% off at Sephora Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Have you seen it? Yeah, no, yeah, no, but like, yeah, pretty much. I just know Nicholas Cage is in it, and he's maybe like a vampire. Nicholas Cage is not in Nospheratu. Whoa, like, like, not technically. So, and welcome back to another episode of the comments section show, starring me, your favorite. Everybody knows me who cares about me.

On to the guest. Today, we have another All-Star. with the one, the only, the hilarious, Brett Neustrum. Woo! I like this on an All-Star. Oh my God, yeah. Does that mean I've been on it twice?

Yes. How many All-Stars are there? I've lost count at this point. Okay, that means nothing. That's like with Spotify rap coming out and people posting me like being their number five fifth listen to podcast. At that point, don't post.

I don't need to know. Hey, untag me from this. Thanks. So it's like also you can see the other people. I'm like, oh, great. Yeah. You love them, don't you? This episode is presented by Sephora.

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You're like, okay. If you've only listened to two episodes and one podcast this year, it's gonna be me. Yeah. Yes. So, yes. Made it. Were you proud of your Spotify Rapped? I haven't even really taken a good look at mine.

Honestly, I think this is like the best it's ever been. Like the coolest? Yeah. I know. I want to be so performative with my Rapped. Like I was like, and look how I'm so different. Right. And every single year, like I'm like, okay, next year, like I genuinely have to like,

like get into older music just for like the like one post or it's like yeah I love billy joel bitch yeah like what of it yeah bon jovie's no bon jovie's like actually good yeah it's like no mumford and sons yeah i love them so but yeah my my age it gave me was like 22 which i think like i don't even know if we've gotten ages in the in the past but like if it was it like that's the oldest i would have like again this is like the most mature my playlist has been in 22 they were like and you're probably 22 Most likely. They also don't need to do that.

Kind of like get your ass. It's like you have the taste of a 22 year old. Yeah. Are you proud of that? Yeah. Post that in your story. Yeah. Well, actually it means I'm youthful.

So what was your age? Young at heart. I didn't even see my age. Honestly, I've only seen like my top like artist things. But what's funny about that is I only saw them because I filmed something for Spotify with Spotify wrapped specifically like a month ago. So they didn't show me everything, but they showed me my top artist.

And I was like, like, who's your top artist? I can't post that. Just kidding. It's not that bad. I have like, I think Beyonce was in there. Obviously, she's in there every year and I love having her there. But I do remember there was one guy in there that wrote, like, there's a lot of Broadway in mine.

So there's like the most random. That's surprising to me. I didn't know you were in a Broadway like that. Theater girl. I know. And it's like, is it humiliating? Depends on who you ask, I guess. But like the fact I didn't like assume theater girl or know it.

Like, yeah, you're already like way cooler than everyone else. Yeah. It's like. Now I have to post it. You're an indie theater girl Because you're low key Did you like Wicked for good? I did like it, did you?

Yeah, yeah I just think when something's like so overhyped And talked about by everyone in every conversation Then by the time I'm like I don't care That's what I feel about like almost holidays now Which like now I'm just like am I not like a festive person But I'm like, oh we're talking about Christmas Didn't we just fucking have Christmas last year?

Yeah, we get it Yeah, we get it And let's put the price back. in Christmas. I actually need to like go like full pendulum swing to like let's put the Christ back in Christmas right now I'm doing Scrooge. Yeah. So like that's your 2026.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's your new year's your New Year's resolution. Yeah. I get a nativity scene like a live nativity scene in my front yard. I need to do something to get in the spirit. Are you like really into holidays and Christmas and?

Yeah. I mean I love Halloween. I love, love, love Halloween. Um, because I love costumes. I love dressing up. Um, I also have a sye, by the way. I'm looking directly in a camera.

Yeah, I have a sty. And a lot of people have styes. It's a very normal thing. And I'm taking action and I've been doing everything that I can. And I don't even like, I don't even. You know what, though? Stai representation is so important. Yeah.

You're doing a service. Right. For everyone. Right. And also, I also, I was like literally telling Brett off camera, I was like, I have sye medication in my purse. I will give it to you. Because it's the only thing that worked because I got one right before I had to film a bunch of stuff

with like the most most HD cameras you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, it's like, why did we get, we have seven Ks now? I thought it was just like 4K. It's like, what we filming in in 7K? Don't, don't. And what if I said don't? Yeah, we're like, put, like, I need like the infancy like a handsment filter on TikTok that like flickers.

They need FaceTune on those bigger cameras. Yeah, so just smooth me out. Yeah, exactly. If we have 7K, we can have like the smooth out filter. Like that's too much. Okay, so you're being a Scrooge this year. Yeah. Which I kind of was with, like, I just need to, like, get it together.

I just need to find. I also think in L.A., I'm from Iowa. And so, like, when it gets cold, it's like, yeah, it's put up a fucking Christmas tree. But, like, here, it's like, it's like, I'm sweating all the time. So I'm not like, wait, Santa. It's just like, okay. Are you a sweaty girl? Do you sweat all?

Me too. God, yeah. Me too. We need, like, a better surgery for. Or just even, like, a quick fix. I started using natural deodorant. and then I stopped two days later because I'm like at what cost. I really am not afraid of aluminum anymore.

Like I don't. Injected into me at this point. I need it. I agree because there are some natural deodorants I've tried where I literally was like, you're making me smell worse. Yeah. I have never smelled that way in my life. Since I've hit puberty, I've never smelled that way.

I don't get what natural deodorants are like I would smell better if I didn't do anything. Like if I just like wore nothing, I would smell better. It's like, how are you pulling out the odor from inside of me? adding new ones. Yeah, exactly. They're like making a cocktail. Truly. No, I'm a big sweaty girl too.

Honestly, that's why I started getting Botox right here because it's supposed to help with the sweating. I mean, I don't ever, wouldn't struggle from this, but like butt sweat? Did they like, can they shoot up someone down there or no? I think so. I would assume. But then would it like the butt cheeks be a little inverted or no? No, because I don't, I think what they, me just speaking so confidently, I don't, no fucking

clue. Yeah, but I'll believe every word you say. Every injector is going to jump me in the comments. I mean, my assumption is that it's not like filler. So it's not a foreign body. It like metabolizes. That's why you can get it like a little bit younger and then older as well. It's so it doesn't operate like filler. So I don't think it would distort anything. I was imagining like handsome Squidward's face, but it's my butt cheeks. It's just like randomly very like firm in some areas. But if it doesn't sweat like I will take a distorted ass. Anything at this point. I know. I've joked about how. I'm just like. I know. I've joked about how. how like if I shaved my head completely fucking bald, I would probably never sweat again. I'm convinced I just have too much hair on my body, on my head, on my person, all of it. And I'm always sweating. Like, and everywhere in Hollywood ever is hot. Yeah. Always. I like have sweat through so many shirts.

Like I have permanent sweat stains, which sucks because it's like I can't even start fresh. Like obviously I would sweat through the shirt. But like now it's like there's the past remnants of my sweat. And then on top of that, the additional new, the new, new. And then it also starts, like, getting kind of, like, almost white. You're, like, discoloring it. It's almost a little bit of discoloration as well. Yeah.

But, yeah, we need to find, like, a solution. Yeah, like, someone needs to be doing that. I'm sure they are. And nobody sweats. Yeah. And you're also very tall. Yeah. Everyone is this big and never sweating.

Right. And they're like, it's freezing in here. Party buses are hell. And it's always, like, I'm dripping. and everyone else, it's like, they're like glistening at best and it somehow makes them look like better. And like, I'm like,

no one can like touch me or my back. You're having an emergency. I look like the guy at like a wedding who's like doing way too fucking much. Like maybe like tried ketamine for the first time ever and is like sweating. Yeah, ties loose. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. And it's like sweat from every crevice. Like that's like I have a Halloween holiday. Jesus. Holiday party. on Saturday that I'm like, I have to already think, like, it's going to be crowded. It's going to be warm. And I'm going to be a Christmas one. Yeah, great. I love that. So I have to be taking like lots of steps outside. Just like, no, I just like need to clear my head. I'm like dripping.

You need to go for a walk. I started carrying fans on. Oh, yeah. I have two on me. What's funny is when I did a hosting gig for Sandisk who they were like so lovely and amazing. They had like a little gift basket for me with stuff in it like in my car when it came to pick me up. I was like, wow, that's so nice. And like they were all things related to me. So there was like a huge box of lactate. Right. You're like, okay. Yeah.

Right. And then, because I talk about shit myself all the time. Oh, okay. I talk about having blowouts in my own pants. Sorry. Why are you reading me? Did you get into like a car and it was like a presentation of this? Yeah, yeah.

They had like a basket like roses, water, like Diet Coke because that's my like favorite soda. And then it was like lactate. and then it was a fan. You're like, okay, fine, yeah, lucky guess. Yeah, I'm just a big sweaty, shitty, shitty bitch. Okay, sorry. Okay, God, let's all hate the sweaty bitch. Like, God, all I do is sweat and shit.

And drink Diet Coke, my God. Honestly, yeah. Yeah, fair read. Like, I hate when someone will comment something and it's like, I can't even mad at that because it's like, yeah. That's exactly what it's like, mm-hmm, you got me there. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like your fans do that a lot. They do that to me too. But I feel like I could vibe with you on that. They're just like saying things where you're like, right. I don't. Okay. I like try not to read DMs anymore because it's always just like, what the fuck are you saying?

But then it's also like, I need to know what the fuck you're saying. And then I look and I'm like, oh my God. That was the joke. That was the joke. And then it's like, okay, you know what? No, I'm not gonna, like, you just don't get me. And then I'm like, make a three part story set. I'm like, listen to your fuckers.

And I'm like, no, I don't even like care about the comments. Like, whatever, but they have to. I know, my relationship with the comments is like bordering on abusive. It's very like, I can't escape, but I also need to know. And it's all, but also at the same time, it's like, I told this to Brittany when she came on for the Glinda episode, but I was like, I was like someone wrote to me you have a frowny face belly button just like me and I for real was like and I told her I said out loud to myself I'm not looking that up I can't I'm protecting my peace

I don't need to do any further research whatever that is I believe you and I don't want to hear anymore about it thank you yeah I'm like I'm sure you're right I'm not gonna look into it um yeah yeah no the like it was very similar to like when I went on Zach Sang show I literally said like a wall lied comment I got That's a joke I've made many times. I said it on many things, but like, I was like, someone said, you're wall-eyed like me, and I had no idea what it was.

This was at the very beginning of me doing this too, so I was just like reading DMs all the time. Yeah, like reading every single comment. Yeah, like I was like, yeah, why not, right? And then I looked it up and like horses are wall-eyed because they can look two ways at once, because their eyes are on opposite sides of their head like that. And I made that joke on his show,

and I was saying like, who's we, first of all? Because she's like, we're so alike. Yeah. In what way? I don't think. And so like he clipped that and that did really well on TikTok. But in the comments, people were like, I love her. But yes, medically speaking, it does look like you're wallied.

Hey, queen, it's okay. Your wallite just, and they start naming other people. Anya Taylor Joy. Like she's gorgeous and stunning. Okay. What does that have to do with me? And no, that doesn't make me walleye. Oh, she's so pretty.

Like, okay. And she's pretty. They're like they're giving me inspo. Okay. No girl, like a lot of, that reminds me of even Avril Levine has like acne type thing. It's like, no, it's like she's a,

and she rocks harder than anyone else. It's like, okay, what are you? No baby, no, no, no. Hey, Anya, Taylor Joy. We love her. Remember her from the Queen's Gambit? She's also while-eyed, so. Right.

I get, I like got tagged by someone in a story once who was a famous person, but she was like, saying this whole thing about how oh like these are women you can follow that like they don't care that men don't find their bodies attractive what like did I say sorry when did I say that?

Yeah me and a bunch of other famous people like me of all fucking people in the I'll tell you the names after but like of all the people so they're like this big fucking fat fat ass doesn't give me shit she doesn't care that's like yeah it's like oh my god I love he just like don't care

And it's like, what? You'll post anything. I'm not, I'm very, okay. Man, you really don't care what you look at all. That's what I love about you. I love that you're so honest. Oh my God. Do you know Veronica?

Yeah. So she was on a podcast to me. This is like. Veronica's cool. Veronica's cool. Yeah, so funny. Love her to death. She's being my roommate, great friend.

Oh, cute. Now she's on SNL. Yeah. So technically like I'm on SNL too. Yeah. Like, this is that crazy. Like, it's crazy. Obviously.

The adjustment period. but nuts, but she was talking about on a podcast, just like views and kind of being obsessed with it. And she's like, I remember I was talking to my friend Brett, and he'd be like, oh, I get 40, I got 47 views like on this, like, and I don't give a shit. And I was like, what? He doesn't care at all.

No, he literally can get fucking 11 views and literally does like, proceeds as normal. I was like, well. And he keeps trying. And she really said like at the way, I remember we had a coffee shop. So it was like over a year ago. I'm like, wait, that was not the point of it. She's like, no, he literally does not give a fuck.

His videos you horribly. And he's like fine with it. And he's literally like still doing it. So I'm trying to like learn from him not give a fuck about how horribly my video. I'm like, okay. Yeah. I'm glad it like meant something to her and she's like learned from that. But I was like, I don't.

Well, this is similar but a weird jump. But like you talked about Wicked. Yeah. And you watched it. In Wicked. Oh, yeah. When he goes, it's not like, no one's ever called me beautiful. And it's just like, it's not that.

It's looking at it through different eyes or whatever the fuck. Don't ever fucking say that to me. When we watched it at the premiere, my cousin Adam was with me and we were watching. And when he was like, it's not that. And we're like, oh. And he's like, it's looking at it from a different perspective. Like, well. Adam, I went, okay.

Okay. I also think it's so crazy because like Cynthia's obviously just like so beautiful. It's like, girl, she's just green. She's not like ugly and it's like well I mean I've changed the way of you beauty It's like she's still like objectively beautiful opened my mind Yeah I've thought about it for a fucking long time Took me a while to get there but Jesus Christ I think I could do this I think I could do this I know I literally was laughing about that later because I know that's what happens in the stage play

It's just like in the movie it feels drawing because it's so intimate and like I was telling them that's like really like I mean like It's time to refresh your yard during spring backyard days at the Home Depot. Get low prices guaranteed on propane grills starting at $179

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That's like, that's like, that was like, yeah, you're putting back on the card again, what do you mean? Okay. I'm just up. Yeah. All right. As long as you didn't mean it like that. Let's do this. And me and my sister joked about this, but like when you see Jonathan Bailey as the skier

crow, now who's ugly. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, she's just green. You are like, I don't even know what you are. You're made a straw bitch Like you are hard to love now Yeah well and it's like when you when they first

Showed him too I was like oh Yeah oh god Yeah that's gonna take some time Yeah that's gonna do it Yeah I feel like you should have babysept me Yeah Okay cool you don't like just like a second half Like your body first and then the face

Like all at once it's like a lot Like slow pan you know I can do the shoes Okay pants All right Geez that's the face too Okay Yeah, right, okay.

It's crazy that she did that to him. So it is like, okay, yeah, you do kind of have to be with him because, like, he looked great before and now he's busted. And it's kind of your fault. Yeah, y'all should be together. And then you know what she should do, leave him? Yeah. Yeah, like men do that.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. Right when she, like, get some, like, wrapped around. All right, yeah, actually, you're like really clingy. And also, drunkly. Yeah, I can't get past it. I'm sorry. I tried. I just can't.

The straw isn't it for me? I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. The hair. It's the head. It's everything about the head. Something funny.

I recorded a video last night about this type of man I hate online right now. Okay. And I finished it. I was like, I just need to talk about it with you right now. Yes. Yes. I would love. Because I think you know this type of man.

But it's the like self-proclaimed goofy guy who makes like a compilation video of him being like silly, like dancing funny at like a wedding or like. throwing his, what, like, what's the point of that? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You're supposed to be like, oh my God. It's like the second a man puts up his, like sets his phone up to take a video of him, I'm like, not like, oh, you're goofy. I'm like, I hate you.

Like, you're so annoying. There's this guy who like will set up his phone in like the grocery store aisle and will be like, just, re when I remembered I had free will and it's like him like being goofy. I, I swear to God. I want to bully him so fucking bad Is that mean with the chips on her head And like can't take this crazy girl anywhere You like making your friends take a video

Or picture of you being silly And then posting it I'm like you're not fucking silly You're annoying And straight men do that shit It's yeah It's performative It's so performative

It's not for real And again just like the get ready with me Like dancing like dance break You are a fucking straight man Why do you how like Why are you setting up your phone And taking a video I don't want to see you get ready.

Yeah. I don't want to see you do anything. I know. Especially not enjoy yourself. Yeah, like a little dance. You think I want to see you do a little happy dance? Fuck that. I don't want to see you be happy, yet alone post online of you being silly and quirky.

And looking for other women to be like, I wish my, I hope my husband looks like this. Yeah. I want my husband to dance with me at a wedding. Well, yeah, I would fucking hope so. Yeah. Like, it feels like it's, it's, every time I talk shit like that on here, if it gets clipped in any way. It'll go on TikTok and then it'll go to the wrong side of all the men who fucking hate me.

And then they'll all be like, so you don't like watching men experience joy? No. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. No. Why would I want that?

Why should they be jumping with joy? I don't want to see it. Like, it's so funny because I'm like, no, I don't. Yeah. No. Is that what you want to hear? I don't watch. I don't enjoy watching straight men.

commiserate with each other and have a blast. I don't like watching that. I was like, why are you filming that? No offense, that's gay. Like, that's kind of gay, don't you think? Like, why are you filming, like, just any man, like straight man online? Like, trying to film joy in a very performative way.

And, yeah, it's all like, what they think is, like, written by a woman, but it's like, no, women hate you. Male gays. Yeah. Or female gays. Female gays. Female gays. You being goofy.

Yeah. Free will, that whole bullshit. I remember I free will so I can dance in the You know why you're my you're one of my favorite people to follow Because you make videos that are so like you are so right about the hate like the shit that you genuinely It irritates you it's like the most minute Niche things which like I relate to on a cellular level like when you're talking like like no no I don't want to want no Yeah what literally shut up and go get a job

Yeah, like put your phone down. Or when you made that video when you were talking about, these are things that I'm allowed to do that no one else is. So like talking during a movie. Right. Like if I have something funny to say, I have to say it. And also it's adding to the experience for other people. If someone else is talking.

Why the fuck? Hey, dumb ass, we all pay to be here. Go watch it at your house. Like that's not. Or even if I have to pee. What do you mean? I have to pee. Like I'm fucking.

human like someone else has to be you can't hold your bladder for two hours are you fucking can't me you knew you were coming why did you get a soda then why'd you get a fucking soda? You knew you were going to be sitting here right you knew that the whole time you've known that yeah I feel like I can get

away with a lot more but also I'm like I'm not annoying so that I'm allowed to I'm also a fucking delight yeah I'm like so fun to be around so I'm like yeah I can do what driving like it's like truly I almost got a car accident on the way here fully my fault But in my defense, how it wasn't my fault, my like, blind spot detector didn't go off.

So I'm like, I'm not looking. Yeah, I trust. And there was a car right there. Right, right. But I was like, that's my car's fault. Yeah. I'm not going to double check my car. Like, he knows best.

What did I pay for? Yeah, exactly. What's the fucking point? What's the fucking point? Give me my money back. I told my sister once I go, do you ever do this thing with blind spot checking where you, like, just kind of like, don't do it? Yeah. And then she goes, what do you mean?

Like, you just don't look at all. And I go, no, like, you look, but like, you don't look. Yeah. I was like, you know, like, you do like the whole like motion. Yeah, but like you're obviously not even clocking. Yeah. And the only reason I do that is because there's other people in the car. No, exactly.

It's a courtesy fake. Like, okay. And she goes, no, I've never done that. And then I go, okay, well, I thought there was community in this car. Sorry, I thought I could be vulnerable and transparent. No, I'll just keep shit to myself. No, I'll just bottle it up. No, it's okay.

No. No. When I was in driver's ed, I didn't know. When they were like, you have to look. I was like, where do I look? So I would just do like, mm-hmm. I somehow passed driver's ed, but I think it literally was just because there was no one in my blind spot the entire time I was driving. But if there was, I would have like fully gotten a car accident and not passed.

When I took my driver's permit test, like, you know, you have to do the written one. Or did you guys have to do that? Yeah. Yeah. So we had to do the written one first. You had to have that for like six months. And then you could take the driver's test. When I did the written test, I failed that thing twice.

It's so whole. Yeah, the third time, I like, my mom took off work early to like take me both times. The third time, she's like, I'm not taking you out of your sister. That's exactly what happened to me too. It was like a 45 minute drive mom. I was like, you studied this time, right? After I failed. I was like, yes, obviously fucking studying.

Mom, stop. And I failed like almost immediately. Then you have to like walk back out. It's like, okay, let's go. Do we have to, let's get in the car. We can talk about it later. Mom, no. Obviously, obviously it didn't pass.

Obviously, it didn't pass. Obviously, you didn't pass, obviously. I was like, well, I didn't even eat breakfast. So, yeah. It's exhausting. I'm exhausted. They literally have, like, so many practice. It's like, how was I supposed to know, like, how far away I have to stop from a bus?

It's like in, like, the first page of like the, why am I supposed to know that? Mom, stop. We're coming back tomorrow. Take another day off work. Okay? I'm not going to study. I was like, I literally scheduled it for 7 a.m. tomorrow. She gave me times.

I picked that one. Sorry. Yeah. You have to go. The first time, I couldn't even take it. So technically I failed three times. The first time I couldn't even take it because she said, I, okay, how the fuck was I supposed to know there was going to be an I exam with it?

I didn't know that. Yeah. So like, and also I'm 15. Like I'm 16. So I used to. I was supposed to prepare for this. Like what do you mean? I can't even drive here.

I was like literally my mom just told me what to do when I came. And so like I remember. So I have horrible fucking vision. And so I've had terrible vision for a very long time. And so in high school, I used to do what I just call freeballing, which I just like wouldn't wear anything. Because I was just like, whatever. I need a c-shirt, it's time, whatever.

What happens happens? It's like if it's meant for me, it would be, you know? And I felt very, like, walking by faith, not by sight. And so I, for real, like, would just never wear anything. And then I would bring my glasses to school and I would wear them in class so I could, like, read the board. But for the, like, I remember when my mom got me tested because they were like, I think she needs Not for that, but tested.

I was like, they're gonna talk, think I'm talking about autism, now I'm talking about eyes. When I was getting tested for that, they told her to take me because I was squinting so much at the board. And then she asked me, can you see anything right there? And I was like, no.

And because I can't read. Like I can see shapes generally in colors, but I just can't read anything from far away. That's not important with school. No, right. And she goes like, and the teacher's teaching. And I like, I don't know what's going.

She was like, what do you do in class when you can't read the board? And I go, I just asked the person next to me. like I literally ask them can you tell me what that says oh my god and then they go oh yeah and they just say to me and I just write down like oh cool things that's what I've been doing forever and my mom was like you're not embarrassed to ask people and I was like no I can't see

well community yeah exactly price of the price of community is inconvenience if you gotta read me the board for a little and it's funny because as kids my sister like would always read menus to me if they were far away so I'd be like what is it saying and then she would tell me I'd be like oh okay what's under that does that come with what's the side on that? She's like, just fucking, you're like, okay.

So that's why I was like, well, this is normal. I'll just ask the person next to the same thing. So I got my glasses. Anyways, fast forward to my first permit test. I had no glasses, no contacts in. I walk up. She goes, okay, we're going to do an eye exam. I go, eye exam.

She goes, yeah, can you read those letters? And I go, nope. And she goes, you can't read them at all? And I go, no. And then she goes, oh, do you have glasses? No. You have contacts in? No.

And then she goes, okay, well, you can't take the test. I said, oh my God, my mom's Yeah, you're like, no, seriously, okay. Wait, I was just kidding. Yeah, I can read. Yeah, no, wait. Wait, you said read, right? Yeah, I know how to read.

Sorry. Can you just start? Can you tell me what's the first? Yeah, you ask her. Wait, what's that one say? Okay. And I remember when I first did an eye exam, my mom and sister were in the room, and they were laughing the whole time because I got every letter wrong.

Every single one. I got every letter wrong. And I would say them so confidently. I'd be like, A, and it's a Z. Yeah, you're like, perfect. T, H, no, guy. Okay. And my eye doctor was like, you just walk around in a big blur all the time.

And I was like, kind of. Yeah. And I used to, when I did get my license and I was in high school, I used to tell my friends like, oh, I only need glasses to drive at night. That's not true. Like, that's not true. Yeah. I need them all the time. So at night, like I have to see because it's like it's darker.

But during the day, I can see like light. But I can't see shapes. And during the morning, it's like nighttime for me too. Because that's how bad my vision is. Right. Exactly. So, no, I only need it at night. You're driving so dangerously.

Just a night thing. It's fine. Sorry. Is it night? It's 2 p.m. Oh, wait. What time is it? Well, if you don't address something as a problem, it's not a problem.

Right. Yeah. Whatever, I can't see anything. It's fine. It's literally tough. Unless it's dark out, then I'll put on my glasses.

And my mom was like, why don't you wear your glasses all the time? And I was like, because it's too hot. And my mom would never understand. She's like, what do you mean too hot? And I'm like, it just holds. Yes.

We already said, I'm a sweaty girl. I have, thank God good vision or else like those would be like I would need like damn near like wiper windshield wipers on those defrosters no that's why like glasses are such a fucking nuisance to wear all the time well especially when I wanted to do like glam makeup stuff like that I was like they're just getting in the way of everything and I was like but I wear them in class and I just put them on and then I would just take them off and go back to being

blind now that I wear context all the time or glasses I don't know what my problem was and how I did that. Sometimes when I don't want to feel overstimulated, like if I'm feeling really anxious or like panicky, I'll take my contacts out. I just don't want to see this. Yeah. And I literally said it's like putting a crate over like a blanket over my crate. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like a bird so I think it's nighttime. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Then I can I can like call it. The less you know the better. Yeah. Like I just don't want to see or know anything. Yeah. Whatever's going on. None of my business. You just start getting anxious. You're like, all right. He's like throwing the contact. All right. All right. All right, feel better.

You have no idea where you are. All right. Where were we? Well, anyways, did you like Wicked for Good? I forgot to ask. I thought it was fine. I just, again, like overhyped things. I just, when I've heard about it so many times, it's hard for me to, like, stay excited about it.

And it's just like, this is such, like, a thing for that community that's, like, the theater. Like, I'm like, I am just such like a, oh, yeah, I think it's fun. but it's like it meant everything to some people. Right. And it's always just bizarre where it's like, I like randomly went the night it came out. And it's like the diehards and then like me being like, yeah, I'll see it.

It might remind me when I went like skiing for the first time. And like people there are like, this is their fucking life. Skiing. They're like every year. I just want to get down a hill and then I'll like go get like a drink at the. At the lodge. Yeah.

And these people are like this is like the most important thing to them. You have no idea. And I'm like, sir. sure I'll go skiing I feel like that about a lot of things too I'm like why not? Yeah Yeah

Cool Sure Yeah And then yeah it's like Oh wait People are actually like passionate about it And that feels like Oh wait like I'm not like y'all

Sorry I'm just like I'm just here because like I kind of want To be here I guess But not like really want to be here Sure I'll do it Right So why not Yeah

I think that's a healthy attitude To have about things I also like shot on Taylor Swift so much And like that really pissed people off I lost 7000 dollars in a day because of it. Oh my God. So I'm done talking shit.

But I think it's like I also don't want to be the person. It's like if someone really like something, there's no point of me being like, I fucking hate her. Right. And it's like, okay. Well, I. Okay. And that's why I feel about like wicked.

Like I don't like love it. But like I'm not going to shit on it so much because I know like a lot of people like it. And it's like oh my God, if you heard this song, I love it. It's like I hate it. No, I haven't. I've been listening to other things.

Yeah. No, I don't really like that shit. But yeah. It's like, okay. Let me like literally. go. That's why I think your content is so funny because it's like a safe place for haters.

Yeah. But in a very healthy nuanced way. Yeah. Like is it hating or is it just assessing? Well, I also think like pretending to complain is so fucking funny. Like I really like don't get upset about most things. And so I'm like, but it's kind of fun to be like, oh, fucking gay. Yeah.

No, perfect. Yeah. No, love that. But like I like genuinely, I'm like, if I cared about this, I wouldn't be like post. seen it on my story. Like, if I actually was like, I don't, like, I wouldn't just be like, oh! Like, it's like, obviously I'm, I don't give a shit enough to like make a joke of it. And I hope people like realize that where it's like, oh, I'm not actually. Like, it's a joke. This episode is brought to you by DeSarono. This holiday season, raise a glass with DeSerono,

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And then they just think I'm like a, but the people get it. It's fun. Yeah. But those get it. Yeah, I love it. Also, it's fun to be like, to like talk shit on things. Yeah. Like in good nature.

Yeah. Not like dogging shit out for the sake of just being contrarian. But like if you don't like something, you don't like something. And I think that's okay. I was experiencing the same shit when worlds were trying to jump me about the summary I turned pretty. What did you say about the summary term? I said I wasn't a team Conrad girl.

And they wanted my. my head on the castle walls. You like Jeremiah though? That's crazy. I did. I did until we got. I'm like, no,

I like start shitting on you. No, for sure. No, for sure. I did like him until the latest season, the last season. Okay. I liked him up until that point.

Episode one dogged him out bad. Yeah. I said those writers want him dead. Yeah. They gave him two shades, too dark of a tan and an awful storyline. Yeah.

They fucked his shit up bad. And I said they made him so, I made this joke to my sister. and maybe you'll get it. But I said the version of Jeremiah they were writing in the last season based off the first two episodes was this guy.

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Okay. Wait, who's this guy? The guy who does that in pictures. Oh, yes, yes, oh, yeah. Same guy at the wedding that you were talking about. Tide loose. Well, also, like, the guy, his friend, beefstick, what is his name? like red red bird red bone red bird

I'm not calling you red bird what's his name chomps like yeah um motherfuckin slim jim I don't know um red bone red bird red bird red bird red bird what's your name I'm not calling you red bird it's sending you into psychosis he sell coded and it's like you got one friend like then like you end up who does that in every yeah every fucking picture like I kind of feel like that actor is like that in real life too. Like I don't think he was acting.

He literally is in real life. And you know what's crazy is I made that joke on my sister and I's podcast after we watched the first two episodes. I said they, the smear campaign they're running is crazy. And I said they made him that guy

and I'll piss the fuck off about it. And then fast forward to the end when Belly's in Paris. Like did you watch it? Yeah. Okay. So when she's in Paris, remember that first night she goes to fucking Burgine

or whatever the fuck. Like she goes to that German fucking club. Like, She does. Sure. Is that when she was chasing down her suitcase or she had her? Like, okay. Yeah.

And they put her in what, what's the shoes called this? The shoe was Solomon's. All black solomons. I'm pissed the fuck off. We did that to her. Making her run around in a light wash jean with dark black solomons. Don't put our girl.

She's been through enough. She's been through enough. She's called off her wedding. And she's about to get a bob. She has a lot going on. When she's at that German club and some guys like harassing that girl that helps her get in. When they walk away from him, he says, hey, and they turn out, and he goes,

I'm not even kidding, go watch. You're like, they're pushing this season. No, and I literally was like, my mind is so powerful. Yeah, I called it. I called it. I fucking knew it. You're a conspiracy theoristic. No, when I tell you, before I even started watching, I said that, you, I mean,

the fact that he, like, cheated on belly and, like, Kabo is so coated. It is. Like, yeah, you got. Absolutely. All right. Now he's a frat douche. Yeah, absolutely. I also am like he's not hot enough to be like cheating on.

Like that little twink. Hey sorry. Hey sorry. Like what did he just like whatever. I know Lola Tong's face card is unlimited. Yeah. She has the most beautiful face. Every time they were showing her close up, I said, oh my God, she has the most beautiful face.

Yeah. I hope she leaves her face just like that. I hope so too. It's perfect. Beautiful. But when I was talking my shit about Conrad, oh girl. They wanted me. dead. They were spreading rumors about me in the town square that I was a witch because they

want to be burned at the fucking steak. It's also crazy. It's like I talk shit about real people and you all, y'all are mad at me talking shit about this like fictional character. Like now they're like meaner to you about that than like they're like no I think it's it's really great what you do but honestly this is too far like I love you but yeah literally someone literally wrote a comment to me and said I unraveled all of the work I've ever done for women by not liking Conrad. You put back feminism 25 years by saying. Yeah, absolutely. And we all know.

I started feminism. Yeah. We all know. It kicked off with me. And also you ended it with that stance. So yeah, I hope you're proud of that. Yeah.

Good luck. Good luck with that. No, it was the same thing. So I get what you mean when you're like, it's, I told, I've like joked about this with my friends before, but like when they're like, you're actually not. Like this was an insane comment we got once on my other podcast with my sister. But it was like, we were talking shit about Love Island. I've never watched.

I don't care. I don't want to watch, right? Like, reality TV is not really my vibe. So I was like, I was talking my shit about it, mostly just about how awful the men were because they were. And it was every takeout, every scene I was seeing was from TikTok exclusively. And so I made sure to say that. And someone said, you actually can't talk about the show if you haven't watched it.

Yes, I can. I can actually do whatever the fuck I want. So, but thanks. I also like a show like that. It's like, bitch, this is everywhere. Like, even if I'm not watching it, I get like, TikTok like real like like beat over the head. Yeah, I can't look away like yeah.

Well yeah, I have no choice. You actually can't unless you've seen all 477 episodes of season three, you can't fucking talk. No, that's literally what they say. Yeah, I actually will. Yeah, I actually can and I will. Yeah. I told them my ethos for shit like that is literally yes I can because you're not the boss of me. Yeah.

Like you're literally not the boss of me. I can do literally whatever I want. That's the crazy part. Also why are you all back in Love Island list like and also it's like all the men are like objectively bad. Yeah, like, horrible and it's like, no, you're just, you're too hard on them. No, they literally like are horrible and then continue to get worse. Yeah, and also.

And then after the show like are even worse. For real. And after that it's also so. Yeah. Like they're like, well, that's kind of hard. You're being mean to them. Yeah, I know. That's also kind of my thing.

Okay, good. I was making sure like, yeah. Oh, perfect. That was received. Yeah. Okay. I'm glad you got that. I was like worried I came off too nice.

I wanted to. I actually thank you for that feedback. Yeah. I literally like when I was getting that kind of. hate and then the Conrad thing happened right after that. I was like this is fucking ridiculous. One battle after another. And if you bitches think I'm gonna die on a hill for a fake white boy like you're crazy. I don't care. It's funny because I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't care at all. In fact, I was team everyone go to fuck home. You're pissing me off. Yeah. Everybody go home and think about what you did. Well, I also think we're similar because it's like I don't care but I'm gonna I'm gonna still get my opinion. I don't give a shit, but I'm gonna talk about it. Well, that's also my whole thing. Yeah. That's your whole thing too. And it's funny to have like, strong opinions of things you don't give a shit about. I don't think about any of the things that I complain about. Like,

you think I actually give a fuck? No, I just think it's hilarious to be like upset. Like, pretend to be pissed off. Like, let's talk about it. Yeah. It's fun.

Yeah. It's okay. We can all laugh because it's not a big deal because it, who cares? Right. Yeah. It's like, genuinely who fucking cares. Well,

and one time like I was like described because I don't know notoriously. I don't know many celebrities. Like I, this has been a running bit for years. But like I thought Paul Mescal And Pedro Pescal are the same part No, no, no, no, Paul Mescoe, who's Dylan Minette and Logan

Lerman, I thought those three guys were the same guy. Pretty much, though. I thought all three of those guys were Logan Lerman. So every time I would see them, I'd be like Logan Lerman. I would love to see them all combined, like, they bring their best physical qualities. That would like truly send me into psychosis probably. I would

enter a different state entirely. What if I just like gasoline? I'm like, wait, those all are the same part. Yeah, that's, hmm? They can join. It's like a weird idis I have. Like I, like I do that a lot. Like even with, um, Daisy Ridley, Daisy Edgar Jones and the show Daisy and the six. That was literally going to like those last two I'm like, yeah, I knew where you're going

at that. That's all like, what do you mean? Okay. I thought Daisy. One of them's in Star Wars. One of them's a show. What are that? Wait, the show's playing.

And I literally said, so is Daisy Edgar John is Daisy in the six about Daisy Edgar Jones? And my sister goes, no. and then I go, so then, and I kept going Daisy Edgar Ridley Jones like that's what I was thinking in my head and I was like

oh my God no that's also like we need we only have room for one Daisy in this industry like we get one good Daisy everyone else get the fuck out

like we y'all can battle it out whatever it's like natura it's like such a weird idis I have because I'm just even when I was like gonna meet Paul Mescal

at the Oscars a few years ago but it ended up not working out but she was like oh he's really excited to me likes TikTok and I was like Pedro Pascal that's and she goes no Paul Maskell and I go oh and then I told my sister like I go who is that? Which one is he again? Yeah and then she like told me and I was like oh from 13 reasons why and then she goes no that's Dylan Minnet and I go that's Logan Lerman and I'm so that's not Percy Jackson that's Percy Jackson and also and also perks of being a

wallflower and she's like no those are three different entire people and I was like I did like Vander of rules, I thought they were a family. I thought they were a family that ran a restaurant and it was kind of like the bear. Like I thought it was like that. That's what a reality. I knew it was reality. But I literally thought I was like, oh, there's just a big family. This is genuinely how like our parents probably are where it's like they hear these like

words and then they just combine them. But like we are now becoming that. Yeah. No. Vanderpump Rules is Big Brother, which is like the bear meets chop, Meets. It's like, what? All of it is so, it makes me feel so removed in a hundred years old. Yeah.

So, like, I notoriously don't know a lot of things, like, shit like that. And so one time we did this thing where I was describing the plot of movies to her and she had to guess. But, like, I don't know a lot of movies. Like, so I described Pride and Prejudice, and I was so confident. I was like, okay, so, like, there's this girl. It's kind of like a little women situation. like she's like, you know, like the older bitter sister, she's smart, blah, blah, and then there's like this rich guy, and then like they, you know, like,

plays cat and mouse game, like, hard to get. And then like at the end, he like confesses his love to her in the rain. And then he dies of pneumonia because he's in the rain. And then she was like, I don't know. And then everybody was like, that is nowhere near the plot. Whatever plot you want, baby. Yeah, like, sure, whatever. Choose your own plot, sure.

Well, I don't know what movie you were just. describing, but it definitely wasn't Brad Bredgeus. That's nice, sweetie. And I was like, oh, so he doesn't die of pneumonia? And then they were like, he doesn't get sick at all. Ooh, you're like, the guy. And if I have I watched it, still no.

Still know. But you know the plot. Yes. You know the plot. Well, because sometimes I'll just tell people like, they're like, have you seen it? I go, yeah. And in my head, I'm like, I just know like a couple things about it. And I feel like I got the gist.

heard someone say it. So I'm like, yeah, I've seen it. Yeah. Like, I mean, I feel like I just have the gist. Yeah. So I don't really need to see it. So like when the new gladiator movie came out, speaking of Paul Mascal, I literally was like, oh, we should go see the new gladiator. And then my dad was like, oh, have you seen the first one?

Because he knows I don't watch anything. And I go, no. And then he goes, well, you have to watch the first one to understand the second one. And I go, ah, I got the gist. Yeah. Well, I know enough. I'll catch you. Like he's a warrior.

Yeah, don't wait for me. I'll catch you. Yeah, no, don't worry. Yeah, I got it. Like, but then my sister was trying to convince me to go see. I forget what it was. I think it was one of the new trolls movie. No, it was the new Sonic movie.

She's like, you have to, let's go watch the new Sonic movie. I go, well, I haven't seen the others. How would I know? Dude, like what? How, like the second one wouldn't make sense. Yeah, and I was like, well, no, I need to study the Sonic universe. Yeah, I don't even know Sonic. Yeah, but with gladiator.

I was like, nah, I got it. It's like a three and a half hour movie. It's super hard to digest. Like so many characters. He's like, yeah, I think I get it. Yeah, I mean. He's a sword. He fights.

Yeah, they fight. Are you not entertained? I don't know. I got it. Yeah, yells a lot. Troll or Sonic is like, I don't, how would the plot? Like, I want, how would I digest the plot if I haven't seen the first one? The complexities of the Sonic universe.

I have to understand them. It's like a little blue ball that runs. I know, I just, I would feel more comfortable if I knew the plot going into it and I've done my research. I'm listening. I'm learning. Exactly. Yeah. Do you have any favorite, like, franchises, movies, TV shows?

Are you big TV show watcher? I am. And I've been, like, better now. I feel like sometimes just watch such, like, shitty stuff that I'm like, I need to, like, watch something that's, like, kind of, like, inspiring and like, oh, this is actually, like, good acting. You like watching, like, cheesy shows? The summer I turn pretty.

Like, I thought we all just, like, this show is kind of bad, but we all, like, like, watching it. That's the best part. But then I, like, found out recently people thought that it was, like, really good television. I was like, oh, wait. I thought we were yeah I thought we all kind of knew it was bad um obviously obsessed with that I watched she not her fault recently oh okay I've seen I haven't watched it but I've seen it's really good oh okay too you were like let me let me lock in to some real stuff some real shit yeah I just feel like everyone in LA just watches so many things and it's just like yeah and it's like wait what do we watch wait someone just tell me and there are some things that I just have the gist of if someone asks yeah I've seen it's yeah I've seen it's yeah I've seen it's yeah I've seen it's yeah I'm see you it. Yeah. Oh yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. For the most part.

Yeah. One clip on TikTok. I've heard it, overheard it in a conversation. I've seen it. I watched it in 80 parts on the first 10 minutes of the movie. I like miss what I used to do that where I'd be like part 47 of this movie. I'm like, just rent it. It's $3.99. Just fucking watch it. Like why am I like going through this? Oh my God. Same. I would do this. I've done that with a, I did that with Nospherat too.

That's also the most insane movie to just like watch it. and like, Fall of War for Part 3. Go, you click. It's like, what video you just watch it, but like scroll down. Yeah, mind you, I bought the movie on Apple TV. I was already watching it on the TikTok and I said, well, I might as well. Yeah, sure. While I'm here.

While I'm here. I got legit. See, that's a movie that I don't, I haven't seen, but I would just be like, well, like, I know what it's about. Nothing. Like, it's, like, if someone's like, have you seen it? Yeah, no. Yeah, no. But, like, yeah, pretty much.

I just know Nicholas Cage is in it. and he's maybe like a vampire. Nicholas Cage is not in Nosferatu. Well, like, like, not technically. But like, you know what I'm like, where I'm coming from? Right, right, right, right, right. Yes, yes, yes. But yeah, I've seen it.

He's really not in nose fraught two? No. I think you're thinking of that other scary movie. It was like long legs. Speaking of. Speaking of. My legs are so long as scary. Something, oh my God, one of my good friends the other day was like,

Stained stretching me out, which is in any setting. It's not ideal, but was like stretching my leg out. And my other friend was like, I don't mean this in like a bad way. But Bailey, the friend's stretching me. You look like you're a large animal doctor. Like a great day. And then I was like, oh, wait, that would make me the large animal. Oh, right, right, right.

So I'm the large animal. Right, right. Which obviously I took no offense too, but I brought up like every opportunity. Like, yeah, I'm just like a big animal. So don't mind my large animal frame sneaking past you. Like recently I did a shoe and I had to wear this top that was like really tight on my tits. And my, my I have huge boobs. So I was like, they were like really pushed up to my fucking neck.

And I was like, dude, this top is ridiculous. Like they had me in it with jeans and a blazer. And I was like, I'm sitting. And my tithes. are like this, like a fucking bucket under my mouth. Like, resting your head. Yeah, like when mules have bead on. And I was like, I was like telling my sister,

I was like, dude, look at my, my tids are up to my neck. It's insane. And she goes, oh my God, I know. She goes, and I don't, like, they look like, and I don't mean this in a bad way, it looks like a chest plate. But she didn't mean it in a bad way. And I don't mean this in a bad way.

No, I love you, but it looks like a chest plate. Like a giant one that drag queens wear And it's like seconds before they're like All right Drew ready for you Ready for you on set You're like do I like What do I do about this? Well no it's true

They were like really out to here So it was like I was like all right So now like and when I showed her the pictures When I was like chest plate told you In a great way though In a good way No no but like in a good way In a good way

Not derogatory Yeah it's crazy because anytime anyone like has to preface anything, it's always the most offensive shit I've ever heard. And I'm like, I would honestly just rather you just like be a dick and just like just say it straight at than me like, I love you and I don't mean for this to come up for the wrong way. And now when someone said that, I'm like, I'm just going to stop you there. We actually don't need it. You don't need to tell me anything.

Yeah. When I, when I've made jokes about my own teeth on on like TikTok and everything, I've like said like, I don't give a fuck like, like for real I don't care. So that's why it doesn't bother me. I don't think you have good teeth, so I'm confused with that. Yeah, well, I had braces for a long time, but I never wore my retainers after. So my bottom row is crooked because my wisdom teeth. But I don't give a shit, clearly. I don't care.

And I was like, and if I did ever want to change them, I would do it with money. I've made off men attacking me, so it works out. Reparations either way. Regardless. But I was like, but I like my teeth, so I'm not bothered by it. And like, people would be like, I hope you never change your teeth. They have so much character. Hey, don't.

Hey, I'm never going for a character love. What kind of character? Yeah, what do you mean? A clown? Yeah, I know. Unless you're talking like a fucking bombshell, like Miss Incredible As-Build character. Like, I don't want to look. And I bet you're not.

Like animated ever. I don't need to ever look. Nothing of my body should give off character. It should give off like sex. I made this. Sex appeal. There was like something I was like my friend because like I got pitched this deal that I didn't, it didn't end up going through.

but they were like, they had put me in a, like a deck. You know, they send you decks and they're like, this are ideas. And it was me and like four other people, far more famous than me and the other people too. And like under each thing was a description of like who we were. And like mindset, viral body positive influencer. Okay. It's funny. It's like really funny because I've never once talked about my, like used my body as any part of my platform.

In fact, like nobody saw me. my body for like the first year. And now it's like white. And now it's in my job description. Like now it's my vital. Like viral body positive influencer. Like. Insane.

Like. Y'all are just saying. Yeah. I know. I would rather you just put girl. Yeah. Random girl. Random girl.

Girl on TikTok. Like I'd rather that be the file. I'm like don't put that. Random TikTok girl. Like that would be like music. Yeah. That's just like fat. Like that's literally underneath that's what they're putting.

I was like. Sweets and. shits. Sweety and shitty girl. Like, fine, I'll take it. Sweety and shitty and shitty girl. Sure. Yeah, whatever.

No, that's, like, insane. That's why, like, when I get shit like that, like, you're just like me. Like, it is genuinely very funny to me. Yeah. Like, actually very funny to me. But it does make me go, all right. No, I definitely clock it every single time. But I'm like, okay, obviously, like, that's funny and I don't care.

But, like, okay. What did you mean by that? That's why I said there's room for both truths. Right. Let's hold space for both truths. Yeah, I'm chill. You're bizarre, I guess. And that's weird.

And if I were to give you any advice, don't go around telling people that. You can even just ask me what I do and I'll tell you. Like, you don't have to just, that's so insane. Do me a favor. Don't go around telling people that stuff. Thank you. I don't know. I feel like, no, I just feel like we get each other.

But I feel like you are like a very normal aware person. And I feel like randomly, I've been. been around so many not normal aware people. Right. Yeah. And it's so crazy. Especially in this industry. Yeah.

Yes. Which is also, one is hard because it's like there's some people who are like, I'm mutuals with and like sweet with who I like think have a very dark energy. I agree. And like are kind of bad people. But then it's like you've seemingly only been nice to me. But I don't like you give like you are icking me out.

Right. Like your intentions. Right. Right. But then it's like I still have to be. like nice to you but then I'm like I don't want to promote you but no yeah I agree and I think there's and even like outside of this industry I feel like there's so many people just like recently I be like wait people are fucking insane no they are and not normal yeah like in any way shape or form

and I think you know the whole like you gotta work on yourself you can't love anyone and I'm like I've worked on myself y'all need to work on yourselves too like I'm not just doing this are you guys doing it at the same time as me or did I go first I'm ahead and y'all like need to be like why are y'all fucking insane I agree I like I saw someone too like recently like speaking of that same kind of energy um at an event and it was I have met this person a couple times already and each time it's been very brief so it's been like hey how are you looking well how are you good and then like the next time i saw this person like recently they were like congrats on everything

Pepsi prebiotic cola in original and cherry vanilla that Pepsi taste you love with no artificial sweeteners and three grams of prebiotic fiber Pepsi prebiotic cola unbelievably Pepsi okay like we don't even have to do that like we don't have to do that I was like oh yeah you too like congrats everything yeah yeah and I and it was funny because they were we were like in a photo line and I was like trying to make small talk because I was like oh it's kind of cold out here oh like I'm just making conversation because I don't want to have this very weird posturing conversation like and it's like it's one of those things where it's like you don't have the best of intentions for me.

You've never personally wronged me, but I can feel it. I can feel that you don't fuck with me and I don't know what it is, but like, none of my business. So I was like, all right. And then I was like, oh, is this the line to like get pictures?

And she's like, yeah. Like I think she thought I was gonna ask to cut, which I wasn't. I was like, okay, cool, I'm gonna get in this line then girl. This is good to see you. And she goes, yeah, well, knowing you, you could probably skip the whole thing. So what the, girl, what the fuck are we talking about?

Yeah. Are we beefing? Yeah. Are we fighting? It's always hard to. Like, I feel like I've been way more confrontational recently. If someone's being weird, like, wait, what? But then it's also like in, there are a lot of settings where it's like you kind of just have to take it up the ass with a smile.

Yeah. Okay. What am I going to do? Like, have it out with you. Like, I'm not going to. I'm going to start swinging on you. Like, while getting pictures. No.

Like, well, and there are people that I genuinely dislike in this industry. And I've never been like mutuals with or anything like that. And when they do see me in person. I can tell sometimes that they like me or they have liked me at one point and they want to talk to me. But I make it a point to like not say anything because I was like, I don't want to talk to you because I don't fuck with you and I think you know that. Yeah. They're mostly men. So like actually I would say they're all men, but for the most part.

But there are men that I know just don't fuck with me. And that's fine. Just don't bother me. Don't talk to me. We don't even have to do the like, yeah, small talk. Yeah. Because some of the rudest people I've ever met in this industry are literally TikTokers. So like the rudest people I've ever met in my life.

I have TikTokers. There are so many people who just like make you feel like small and stupid for no reason. Right. And also like a lot of my friends do social media and are kind of in this space and a lot of them aren't. And so I'm like it, I always see how people like treat my friends who like aren't necessarily in the industry. And also like when people are like bigger than me and like they treat me like nothing. And then it's like, oh now I got like a little bit more followers. It's like, oh my god, hi.

So good. Yeah. I don't ever want to fuck with you ever again. But then it's like, you have to like be like, oh, but it's like the like, congrats. Like, fuck you. You didn't like, you actively avoided me and pretend like you didn't know who I was like three months ago.

Yeah. And now it's like, wait, it looks like you're doing so well. Congrats. Don't even fucking talk to me. Like, I don't. I hate you. And I know what you mean to about treating your friends who are not in the industry too. Like or people they just don't recognize.

Right. Like, because I take my sister everywhere with me too. And she obviously does social media. also, but like sometimes people have been very genuinely rude to her in front of me. And I get what you mean because I can't swing on you like I talk to. But there's like one one girl in particular was like extra rude to my sister like two, three years ago. And then I literally was like, yeah, have a good night.

And then it was like awkward. She goes, oh, yeah, yeah. And she walked away. And my sister jokes all the time. She's like, every time people are rude to me, I'm like, guess who's never coming on the comment section. Yeah. Yeah.

Like immediately She's like, Reading the door. That's genuinely like how petty I am Where I'm like, me too I don't look at me At this event Great

You're gonna be fucking begging me For a job someday I don't care Like get out of my face Yeah it's like It's great Congrats Congratulations and everything

No No general thing at all Or sometimes I've had people Be like I don't know You probably fucking hate me I've gone that multiple times.

What? I'm like, girl, I've never met you. Right. I don't know you. Oh my God. I've been getting confronted by people who like I've met once like in passing that

maybe like friends of friends or like and I'll be like in a big group setting where I'm like with some of my best friends and they are also there. And they'll be like, can I, hey, can I be honest with you the second time I've ever seen him? No. No. No, I'm going to stop either. No. No.

I don't actually even like. honestly I felt like the first time I met you you didn't really make like an effort with me why the fuck would I why the fuck it would be like some I got called out by a friend's friend who is in town for like one night this man had never brought up her friend like this girl I did

and it was like in a group setting and I was like being very nice and welcoming and then at the end of night she like literally stood up and like screamed out all of us which was like I will never like you and say what the goal is the goal is to change my mind. Yeah, it's like...

Well, also do, I think that's one of those things where people like are projecting insecurities onto others. Yeah. But also I feel like it's like that saying where they say like, um, you think about yourself too much. Like we all think about ourselves too much. Yeah.

Like I can never imagine having imaginary beef with someone I've never met and or spent time with or talked to. Like even when sometimes I've met some people who were like kind of rude to me like the first time. But the next time I saw them, And they were like, I'm so sorry about that time. I was like blah, blah, blah. So I give people like general breathing room to like figure it out.

After the second or third time, room is clear. Message is clear. It's okay. Well, and also like I'm 30. I don't have time for this. Right. That's okay. You don't like me.

That's okay. We'll probably never see each other. We'll never hang out. It's not a big deal. Like we'll never be close. But I just think like that whole energy of like, I don't know. I just feel like, I think you think too much about yourself because I haven't thought about you. I'd never met you before.

Yeah. And I don't write people off. like that unless it's like a really really close friend of mine and it was like you wronged them severely yeah and even then if it's work since work shit i'm not gonna be rude to you right i'm not gonna fuck with you either like there's like a line i think but i get what you mean because it's annoying like you're like well i'm too old for that shit i'm so old bro i like don't have time i don't have also like what do you mean i'm putting out of fire from like this random like stray who lives in like baton rouge i will never see you ever again like that's okay and all

So that like, can I, like, honestly, I felt like you didn't really make an effort. Do you don't even have to tell me this? Also, like, you can talk to me. It's not like I was like being a bitch to this girl. Is that maybe a tall person thing? Because I get that. They're like, I just felt like you didn't make an effort. I'm like, well, efforts go both ways.

Right. It's like, we like talked briefly. And then, like, I was with my entire friend. And I was perfectly pleasant. Yeah. I was like never, I'm like, never rude to anyone unless they deserve it. Yeah. But like, this girl didn't deserve it until the end.

But even then, I was like, you're being so insane that I was. wasn't even like I want to be insane back. I'm just like, okay. No, me too. I've had that where I'm like, oh, girl, I, like, when we, um, I talked to someone who was like, a, was kind of a friend of one of my really close friends. So like, and friend is loose between them.

Yeah. But I met this person at something and they, and immediately they tried to touch on my friend to me, which I find fucking insane. Yeah. Because I'm like, wait, this is how we know each other by. Right, right. Like, literally that's our shared connection. And also like, I just fucking met you. Right. And I've ridden down for that other bitch. I don't know what. I don't know you ho. And like they tried to talk shit to me. I said, well, I don't know anything about that. Like, what are nuts? And in my head I was thinking like, yeah, you're never going to see me again, bitch.

Yeah. That's insane. This will be the last conversation you and I ever have unless it's forced. Right. Which that one was. Like at least let's like talk for like two hours and like, oh honestly, kind of like. Well, feel it out. That's what I'm saying. Clean up her shit. Ha ha. And you're like, oh my God, yeah. But it's like, you don't ever like feel the room first.

Yeah. Like you're never like, let me see if this person wants to spill tea with me. And then it's also like, again, like why the fuck would I shit out my friend who like, to you stranger? Nice try.

Nice try. Bitch. Yeah, people are so fucking bizarre. And I feel like it's been like very prevalent recently. And I'm like, I can't. People are losing it.

And it's again, people who I'm like, I don't want to even like waste my breath on you. and now like I'm having like an altercation at a bar with you because I didn't like because you and I were both at the hug when you left and I wasn't even a part of your conversation you and I you and I were both at the jellycat pop up and I just didn't say bye to you before you right and now I'm like I'm getting fucking chewed at like okay it's too much we're too old okay I do have some fun facts about you okay I close this out hard pivot but I do want to share some

fun back this one says you're sharing the fun facts about me yes too too you and then you can confirm or deny okay so it says you were on your high school cross-country team put those long legs to work what were you running in cross-country like last place no it was so funny because like I have really long legs now but I really didn't get them into like my senior year of high school which is like oh at this point I've just been fucking horrible at sports all through high school and like that's the only way to kind of be cool in like especially like Midwest high schools is like being good at sports which luckily think fuck I was funny because like nothing else going for me so um but yeah I was like

horrible cross-country I would like skip every route I would like have my sister pick me up like if I had to run more like three miles um the camaraderie and they had pasta dinners every single like before the meat yeah and they were so good and like all of the moms would like cook up like really good pasta and like homemade desserts and so that was like and that's what it was all about And then I would like literally be like the day of the me like I'm literally going to die. I like I jumped out of flight of stairs one time and my sister saw me at home because I wanted to hurt myself so I wouldn't have to run. Which I'm like the only thing that's more embarrassing than jumping out of flight of stairs to not run a high school cross country meet is jumping out of flight of stairs your sister seeing you and also you don't injure yourself so you still have to run. Which I was like why don't I just lie?

Like why don't I have to go through the like no seriously like I actually broke my ankle. You could have just said I'm sick. And so. Yeah. You throwing yourself on the stairs. But you just jump with your feet. Yeah. I'm just like laying and I'm like,

damn. God, I'm so fucking athletic. God, those were all, that was all my excuses. That was supposed to like blow out my knee. Fuck.

Well, I know. I think you're crazy for doing cross country. I, well, I say that, but I literally did, I played soccer.

That was my main, that was my main sport that I did like travel. for, which is nothing but running. Yeah. I think I saw something, a statistic when I was playing that was like, on average, you touched the ball for like two minutes and in 90 minute games. So it's me just running.

Yeah, but then it's like you run like five miles. And it's like, oh, shit. And I did nothing to help my team. I'm like, hey, at least I ran five miles. That's not bad. Soccer is so funny because it's like obviously when you're in it like, you're so like, I was going to say connected to the ball. Like, okay, guy was like, no, it's just like you have.

connection with that mind spirit body yeah it's just like it's a full thing but but then it's like at the end and then you're just kind of like running around you're just like trying to be available if you can help out yeah sorry here you go you go okay but like now I'd be like I just be like this is like embarrassing and I'm just like kind of trotting around randomly sprinting that's like I get what you mean though about sports being the thing because that was the thing at my high school too yeah it was like cool cool kids played sports yeah and shit like that so that's what I did. I played volleyball, soccer, and then in high school. And then what else? Oh, I did shot put and throwing. Oh my God. For track. That's so fun. solely because my mom said,

you have to join another sport for spring. Like my mom always wanted us in a sport. And so she was like, I was like, well, there's only like fucking track. And she's like, okay, but I didn't want to run because that's all I fucking do in my other sport. So I was like, what am I going to do? And my sister, yeah, I was like, guess I'll throw. And then me and my sister were on the same team, like her senior year of high school. And shockingly enough, so was my now fiance. on our team. Oh my God. Their senior year of high school, my junior year. Crazy. So we were all on varsity shot put in discus together.

Oh my God. It was like us and like his best friend at the time and one of our best friends at the time and like other kids that we like all knew and we all played sports and we all threw together in high school. And like it was the most bullshit ass sport for me. Like I literally was there for like to workshop bits. Yeah. And to hang out with my girls.

Like that was like why I was like running game on my bits. Just going over them. And I remember like my, our head coach, he used to be like, okay, enough. Because me and my sister were always like laughing and telling jokes and like entertaining. Yeah. And I remember one time he would like separate varsity and JV and we were both on varsity. And he was like separating. He goes, not you two.

Separate. And I was like, wow, that's fucked up, dude. And he's like, no, I'm separating the giggle twins. And we were like, oh, well, come on. That's hilarious. No, but now it's not going to be fun. I'm going to be bored. No, and then I literally was like, okay.

And then I went over there. And then I just eventually just walked like slowly made my way back. And you're like, hey, I'm going to get you ready to throw. And just like walk all the way back the day if you put it down. You're like, what's up, bitch? Hey. I also think like my high school cross country coach was like so like you have to give 150.

Why can't I fuck around? Like I literally was so horribly behaved that I had like a scene. like assigned to me to be my stretching partner because when I would be with my friends yeah it would be fucking around so this like and it's of course it's like the fucking like weird senior who like is trying super hard and so he would stretch me out which obviously I'm like this is so fucking funny like my friend's next to me like cracking up and I'm like this random ass man like he's like I'm assigned to you yeah he's like stop joking around but I'm like why the fuck did my coach like assign me a shapero yeah a handler a shepherd

Like, I just want to fuck around and that wasn't an option. And I like, wasn't even good. So I'm like, just let me be like, man, I'm never going to be varsity. That's fine. I don't give a shit. I'm here for the pasta dinners and camaraderie. And now I have a fucking, yeah, and the jersey. Sorry.

Sorry. I want a few cute pictures of my jersey and that I'll bounce. But I'm here for friendship. Like, I don't. Yeah, the fellowship of it all. Right. I don't need to get in good shape. I don't need to like run at the state meat.

I don't want to run at the meat. I don't even want to run at the meets that I have to run at. Like, why the fuck would I want to do that? I get what you either. Like, that's how we felt their senior year, like, and my junior year on track because even my man, like, he was a, he was genuinely Mr. Popular in high school. Like, everybody loved that bitch.

And like, he played football and then did track that one time with us. And like, we would fuck around together a lot, like, just joking and laughing. But we also had like, that was when group chats first became a thing, like on iPhones. like a million years old. Yeah. This is a running bit in my family that we had no way of knowing that he was going to marry

into my family eventually. But we, our coach, again, takes it too seriously. And then there were like two kids that took it way too seriously. The rest of us were just there for a good time. Right. Not a long time. So he would always be like, he would, he said some shit like, oh, you guys better be at the banquet, which the banquet was optional.

We didn't have to go to it. And we didn't even do anything. Like, we're like, this is not. What are we celebrating? We just dicked around all year. Yeah. I was like, if anything, it's, I know my, I know I wasn't for real. Yeah.

I know I wasn't for real and I don't need to go to the big one. I don't need to put it on a dress for it and like show up to the high school cafeteria to get recognized for nothing. Sit at a folding table in the gym. I don't need to do that. Yeah, with like a lemonade and a plate. And we were like, yeah, like, we're not going to go to that. So we didn't go. And I also was playing soccer at the time too.

So I also had practice and shit to go to. And he had text us in a group chat. and was like, he had said, well, actually right before the meet, he was like really, really looking forward to seeing all of you there. Because we had all said, we're not going because we have other things to do. And they were all graduating too. So like, they actually don't give a shit. And he was like, make sure you guys are at the banquet, blah, blah, blah. And then my man texts in this chat and said, won't catch me there.

That's all he, but won't catch me there. L.O.L. Right. And then he like. You're like something about this man. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember seeing it. I'd be like, dumb ass, like our coaches in this chat.

And then he texts me and my sister right after that and goes, my bad, I did not know Coach Tucker was in the chat. He's like, but again, I won't be there. Yeah, it's like, just double that. I will not be. Do you not expect to see me there. So like most oftentimes we're like, won't catch me there. Anytime I see, even now, like when I see something, they're like, do you want to go to this? Won't catch me there.

Okay, we'll get through some more fun facts. Okay, it says you used to work as a member service. Services Associate at a fitness center. Did you just go on my LinkedIn? Yeah. And how was that? Well, obviously, like, that job title is, like, not real. It was, like, I worked at the front desk.

Well, I did that. Members, servers associates? Services associate. I'm just, like, using, like, buzzwords, like, associate. Yeah, well, I worked at Barry's out in L.A. But then I also worked at a gym in high school. But Barry's out here was, like, fucking insane. I bet.

And it was, like, everyone. here is just like if like I hated my body before you then go work at a Barry's boot camp in West Hollywood wow wow I'm also like how is everyone here like somehow more ripped than the next person each person that comes yeah I'm like wait how are you are the most rip person I've ever seen and then it's like oh I'm checking in I was like okay now it's gonna you but yeah it was like fucking crazy and insane but like just worked the desk did you ever train or anything no no But it was just like a perfect job to fuck around. And it was during COVID too.

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in the name of the person redeeming the deal, additional terms, conditions, and restrictions supply. Well. No, guys, like, I think, like, COVID's still such a thing. Yeah. Let's like, just keep the outdoor one. We don't need to move inside and open a new studio. No, for real. But, yeah, it was definitely a time my life.

That you're glad it's over. But it was like a thing, you know, like those memories we look back on jobs. Like, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, like, it was like an entertaining fun job. Yeah, yeah. And I bet my best friend through it. Oh, nice. Yeah. So some wins.

Some wins. That's good. But, yeah. Not just trauma. Mm-hmm. It says, your mom is a flight attendant and once took you to Paris for 24 hours. And how was that? It was so great.

It's so fun. I've only been on a couple of her flights, but she, like, they have just so. many things in the back that they can give you for like special treatment which I'm like y'all just been like sitting on ice cream like hot fudge sunda you could just be handing out like I'm like a sweet little princess every single flight getting jack shit like fuck your biscoffs now I know

you'll have ice cream sandwiches in the back but yeah it was so fun my mom's like the sweetest lady ever and like everyone loves her so all the flight of sentence I like felt like a celebrity you're like oh my gosh you've heard so much about you which was like horrible but Yeah, it was great for your ego Yeah

Needed that But I used to fly free until I turned 24 So I just like my mom sometimes Like I'm going to this place for three days If you want to come Fine She a long time flight attendant? Oh cool

I just thought of I just thought of the video You had posted of your parents Watching the storm coming Oh my God My parents are like It's so crazy when you see it's like Oh my God my parents are such like parents

Where it's like guys first of all It's just fucking raining outside Like how have we had How is every conversation We've had today It'll be like 4 p.m. It's sort of how is that about the rain? Like how much can you say about the rain

Before it's just like It's fucking rain. It's so funny It makes me laugh so hard When parents are acts so parenty Yeah Like it's just It's the funniest thing in the world to me

Like my dad was My mom was telling me this story That my dad was relaying to her but she started it off with do you know what this means right and then I go do you mean like this like when you hold it down like on your leg or something

she goes oh yes yes yes yes and I go yeah why I guess my next question would be why do you need to know what that means she's like oh well I didn't know what I meant but your dad was explaining it to me and he was my dad was basically where did he hear it and it's also like this was a thing like eight years ago

they're like have you heard of this are you talking about the thing that been like 12 years ago. Have you heard of planking? You're like, yeah. Yeah, what? How was that just hitting your desk? The Black Beatles challenge.

Have you heard of that? Let's do the mannequin challenge at Christmas. And she literally was like, oh, well, your dad was telling me because he goes, he, my dad said, do you know, but they kept going like this, like, okay, you know? They're like, do you know what this means? My dad was like, yeah, because my man does this a lot in pictures to be annoying and stupid. And so, like, him and his brother have played that game for fucking ever. And so he goes, well, I think Billy made it up.

I'm pretty certain he made it up because I've only ever seen him do it. Right. And my mom tells me that I go, that's not fucking true. He did not make that up. And when I told my man, he goes, what harm does it? Just let you just let him think that I created that. He's like, let your death think I made. He goes, you know what?

Next to me see your dad, I'm going to tell him I did make that up. She doesn't want to give me credit for it. It is funny. Like, when you do one thing around like, a parent and it's like, oh, you created that. And I'm like, no, that's like been trending for eight years and no one has done it. Like, like, yeah, he created it. It's like when they watch something on your phone, you're like, look how funny this is.

And they're like, who is that? Yeah, it's like, I don't. Who is that? Is that your friend? It's so funny that like our parents are now like how I assume I was to them where I was like, watch me do this. Do you know this? And now it's like, I don't fuck.

I don't know who that is, mom. I don't know. Okay? Now I'm the one he's like, but why do they do that? So this, it's a fucking, I don't know. What is six, seven? I don't know, mom. That one is pissing me.

I can't stand it. And that's making me feel like my parents. Yeah. Honestly, I was explaining edits to my dad. I don't even know. I was like, you know, it's like one of those ones we like push up your, they push up their sleeves. And then they like, and it like slow mows it. And then it's like a sexy song in the background.

And my dad goes, pushing up sleeves. And I go, just forget it. I can't. I don't have the time. They think everything is like, no, I mean like physically pushing up. He's like, what is pushing up sleeves? And women find that attractive? Do people do that?

Push up sleeve. No, I'm literally physically talking about moving your, okay. And slow mo. I'm like, it's, forget it. And I was literally trying to explain the concept of like ghosts from call of duty cosplay, like edits. like of the cartoon. Yeah.

So I was telling him, it's the cartoon because I was trying to explain I was trying to use that to explain the avatar. Like the Jake Sully edits. Yeah. And my dad's like,

but he's a cartoon. It's like I. Okay. Like I was like, okay, so here's the thing about that. And I'm like trying to explain all that solely just to get a joke off.

Yeah. Like I was trying, I was just trying to get a joke off. We've been talking about this for like two hours. And I haven't been able to stay my punchline that I like thought of. Like, just forget it. This juice was not worth the squeeze.

Yeah. It really wasn't. And then you don't even get to do the joke because it's like, it took us 45 minutes for you to even get to like the intro part for me to start like getting to the joke. And now I'm irritated and I don't want to tell the joke. It's like fuck it. Forget it. Dad, just stop. Just forget to just know that if you didn't need me to explain that, it would have been.

Yeah. Like that would have been that would have done really well. I would have brought the house back. Yeah. People would have fucking love that shit. And you ruined that. Thanks, dad. But yeah, no, it is like getting frustrating to like, it's like sometimes like it's

even worth explaining. No. You just don't get it. No. So my mom, my sister we call, because my sister's the oldest, we call her like, IT for the family. So like anytime my parents don't remember passwords, don't remember emails, don't remember, like my mom will be like, what was the email I used to sign up for my home goods

rewards? And then I'll be like, girl, I don't know. Why the fuck would I have that? And then my sister goes, you use this one. And she goes, right, right. Or sometimes she'll be on the phone. And she'll be like, well, I have to call your sister because she knows which ones I use, like what passwords I used for my Panera points.

Like she knows what password I use. I was like how many passwords? Like I feel like I have like three and I'm like, if it's not one, it's the other. And if it's not that, it's the last one. It's like, which one? No, like I had to stop telling my mom she could. Like I was like, you can't keep texting me asking me for your Apple ID. I've never once had it.

I don't know what your password is. I don't know any of your shit. Enough. I actually am just worried about my own passwords randomly. Like, how do you not? And she has like a book of all of it. And she's like lost the book. I'm like,

you're shit out of luck. Dude, I don't know what to tell you. Like I randomly don't remember your password from 2011. I don't know why that's my, like that's on me now. Right. I literally,

that's also my parents ordering stuff on DoorDash too. I'm like, my parents haven't gotten there yet. No. So no, like they know how to do it because when I'm not there, they know how to do it. Yeah. But then when my sister's there, I'm like, you do it. Yeah.

That's what she does. She goes and she, my mom will literally be like, what did I order from that place? And my sister goes the same thing you get every time. This is literally the same thing. And like you pulled that. It's like the one you order last time is like it literally says like order again and it's right there. Like what was the? Yeah.

She's like, oh, well, it's just like easier when you do it. I'm like, oh, the curse of being the oldest. It's always like what was the like, why do you think I'm ever remembering your shit? Like, why would I know what you ordered from your Kava order from 2019? Why the fuck would I know that? Do you think I wrote that down? I think it like plugged that information in somewhere. I have to remember that just in case you guys one day.

Okay. Um, fuck, you got the Tiziki. It was Tizu, the Teresa and the regular homines, I think. I think pickled radish on the size. Yes, yes, yes. Green tea as well, medium. So my favorite thing my parents do is like when they ask and then we're like, oh, you got this.

And then they go, no, I didn't. Okay, well then I guess we circle back to why'd you ask me. Yeah, and it's like, also you did. By the way, you're always right. It's like, okay, well, I don't know why. My mom does this funny ass thing because we all have aura rings. And I like got them. I initially got one for my man because he loves to track that stuff.

And like I got one for myself to track my health concerns because I'm a hypochondriac. So I like to track whatever the fuck and get better sleep, whatever. And one time my mom was like, what's your guys is? Like they have like a cardiovascular age. Like this is how old you are cardiovascularly. Whatever the fuck that means. Whatever the fuck that means. And she was like asking around.

I think hers was like fucking 21 or something. Mine was like 25. My sisters was the same as mine. and she was like, mine's 21. And I go, did you literally ask so that you could, because you knew mine was older than yours? And then she goes, no. And I was like, girl.

Like, what are we talking? It's always the person who like starts the question where it's like then they are like, oh, well, mine's the best. Yeah, did anyone else do this? Wait, am I the, so I'm the only one who's 21. So wait, mine, my heart is technically the youngest. No, I'm not trying to be like, I'm just like, just curious. I'm, okay.

That's just really interesting. Yeah, no, I'm just, it's shocking. I just think that's really interesting. Back to here, when you were saying about the guy who's just like the worst, like your bit about that, there's like, and I told you it reminds me of that chip bag. Like, can't take this crazy girl anywhere. We have this running bit with my cousin Adam where we like, we go, oh my God, stop. Were you recording me?

Stop. Wait, tag me. Oh, my God. No, wait. Don't tag me. Don't tag me. No, my God. Okay, wait, send it to me.

I do that with like, oh my God, wait, you should put that on your story. Oh my God. Wait, are you posted that? Wait, tag me. Oh my God. Wait, you should record that. This is crazy. Oh my God.

Take a video. Are you posted? Have you posted it? Did you, did you tag me? Tag me. Tag me. Yeah, that's why I were like, wait, tag me. Tag me.

Okay. Send it to me. Is it up? Is it live? It is. Okay. Oh my God. It's so funny.

You should put that on your Instagram. Sorry. Oh my God. Tag me. Like. Being annoying is the funest job in the world. Yeah. I'm glad.

I'm glad we both get to do it. Yeah, but I'm glad we do it both in taste because we're not like actually like, like that person who's the knowing who's like actually like tag me. Oh my God. Wait, look at me. Oh my God. It's like that doing virtually. Yeah. Right.

Something similar that we do to that is when we go, if someone goes, oh, and can you just get that for me while you're there? Like if someone just says that, we go, oh my God, can I? Can I? Can I? Wait. I get to. Oh my God. Wait, are you asking me?

Yeah. Wait. I can get that. I can stop. at a different location and get them. How did I get so lucky to run an aim for you? The luckiest girl in the world. Richest girl in the world, not by money,

but by the fact that I had this opportunity to stop at Sephora and pick the, yeah. I know your friends with Tristan and all them too, the funniest people. They like are fucking insane. Tristan kills me. He's like, I've never met anyone like him. Him and Channing like together. they also like I feel like for a long time I like didn't know them like on a deeper level so I'm like you guys are fucking insane but I'm also like oh wait they're actually like really good people and good friends too which is awesome but yeah they are like I've never met anyone who's like quicker on their feet everything they say all the bits all the characters yeah when we were at Britney's real court party I was like telling Tristan uh me and my sister have a bit from Tristan specifically at the Barbie premiere when we were there together with Brittany because I think Britney took Tristan. And like when we or no actually just went on his own.

So when we were there we were at the bar. It was so crowded and Tristan got his drinks and it took forever. And then we got them and she was like, do they have napkins? And he immediately goes, I'm actually not working right now. So I actually can't help you with that. So I actually don't work here. Yeah, actually just clocked out. Oh, you're gonna have to take care of that thing.

They're like so fucking all other mannerisms too. Like they do this hello. It will be like passing someone on the show. Hello. And then also another one they're like, Also another one they do, which this one, like, it kind of sounds like you're a con, but it's like it's the big, okay. Like when someone's, okay. And just like all of them, like I unfortunately pick up immediately.

Have absorbed. Yeah. That's like me, Brittany and Caleb, like the isms that we've absorbed. I need to like sit and watch the three of you guys and just study you. I don't know what I would study. Like Jane Godal. You guys all have like the like brains. Yeah, all connected.

It's like we've never. seeing like brains do this thing. It's just like lighting up in ways that we've never seen before. Exactly. But when the three of y'all come together, it's just truly powerful. Oh my God. Thank you. I appreciate that. And thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you so much for having me. I'm an all-star. I'm an all-star. Superstar. All-Star. It's All-Star, not Superstar. Hey, I think we should do a thing in the news studio where you put the all-stars starting out just like on the wall. No retroactive. Yeah. Just starting now. And don't take a picture of me right now because I might say. So I'll send in just a gorgeous head jot.

completely face-tuned. My IMDB headshot. Completely face-tuned as well. Airbrushed. Yeah. Perfect. And if you want to send that out to casting directors.

Yeah. Yeah. Just put that at wherever you did it. Oh my God. What if you post that on your story? Oh my God. Wait. Don't take a picture of me a post on your story right now.

I'm like gaggy. No. Wait. That's crazy. Film me. I fucking love you. I love you. You're the best.

Thank you so much for coming. And thank you all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show for those who may not know where can everybody find you you can find me i think did i change my ticot no i think it's so brett underscore newsdy on ticot brett newsroom on instagram period i also have a podcast yeah i was going to say called dialing in with brett period yeah love you're the funniest person ever thank you i feel the same about you i fucking love you so it's a fucking pleasure to be here man

fucking love you man fucking pleasure i fucking love you man fucking pleasure i fucking love you man. I was kidding. We didn't do an episode one time where we're just that character the entire time. Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode.

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