The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LOVE YOU 5EVER Ft. Nykita | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 81

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

[video available on Spotify] This week, Drew is joined by the one and only Nykita for an episode that takes down all of the makeup-hating men online. They talk Nykita's early days doing hair and makeup for proms, why SPF will save your life, how men need to submit a photo of themselves before they start criticizing women's looks on the Internet, why HMU artists should know how to do work on every skin and hair type, and so much more! Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Nykita: IG / TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There was like a trending thing where they were saying that I was trans for a long time, which to me is a compliment because I think to myself, I'm serving. A cunt, bitch. Yeah, no offense. Have you met a trans girl? We eat. That's what I'm saying. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite.

Everyone knows me. Nobody cares about me anymore. You guys literally don't care about me at all. Anyways, on to the guest. Today we have the one, the only, the iconic, the legendary, the stunning, Miss Nikita Joy. So I'm such high praise. Thank you for having me. Stunning.

Talk about stunning. That's your catchphrase, girl. Honestly, I didn't even intend for that, so I'm really glad that that works. Has it cut on with like your fan base? I can't run away from that. They're like, stunned. People just come up to me and they're like, stunted. And I'm like, I said it in a British accent one time.

And now I just can't run away from it. I feel that. So here we are making it work for me. I know I have like little isms that I've said one too many times. Now they're just my thing. Oh. Yeah. My thing is, like, they'll come up to me and they'll be like, do the laugh.

Do it. Do it, do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, well, you got to make me laugh. Then make me laugh then. Yeah, then I got to force it. Yeah, no. And then I do, like, my customer service laugh and then it's not the same.

Yeah. And then it's kind of like, when you see Mickey under the head, they're like, oh. I know. I know. But honestly, like, that's not our job to keep the illusion going. That's what I'm saying. If we're not the way that you expect us, then that's on you. Period.

Sorry. Love that. Not my fault. No. It's a character. No, literally. We're just vibing. We're just vibing.

And that's the vibes. And look what happens. Just like, and that's the glam. Do you get that a lot too? All the time. The snapping all the time, yeah. I'm like, I'm going to dislocate my knuckles if I have to do this every five seconds. Every single time.

I'm just like, yes, queen, yes, queen, yes, queen. You just hand them out. Yeah, literally. You have to. But honestly, that's like how I do community service now. Love that. Philanthropy. Exactly.

Women in STEM, all those things. Literally. That's me. That's us. That's us. That's we. I am so honored to have you. I'm a huge fan.

I'm honored to be here. Oh my God. I'm honored to just be in the presence of you. I just want to say, just from the jump, just watching you be successful off of just being yourself and like honestly, down with men just like makes me, it just brings so much hope, I think, to not just myself, but literally women around the world. Everyone. So you're just amazing.

and I'm just so happy to be here. You're so sweet. I adore you. And I literally, my sister and I take a lot of your tips very serious. Oh, honored. About hair care, about makeup. But me especially hair, because I feel like hair I struggle with the most. Here's its own world.

Yeah. And it's so hard if you're not like a professional. Yeah. And you're a professional. Not with hair. I'm not. I didn't go to Cosmo school. I'm all self-taught.

I was going to say, are you self-taught? Did you go to school at all? No, I did it. I love that. I might go to school now just for funsy. It's just to like... Yeah, might as well. Might as well.

Yeah. But no, I'll self-taught. Damn, that's crazy. And you were in professional makeup for a long time. It was. For eight years, I was beaten those faces. Were you doing mostly like models, fashion campaign? I started in bridle.

Oh, okay. Started in bridle. Then when I got to New York, that's when I started doing the fashion stuff. Ooh, love. And doing that whole scope of work. And then now I just paint myself. Period. I love it.

We love that. This face retired these hands and I'm just having to laugh. I love that you all have also said in your videos that you do your own makeup for everything you're hired for. I try to. You try your outside of us. Literally, I put it in, I try to get it in every contract if I can. Yeah. Please let me paint myself.

I beg of you. You know, you can do hair. Just let me do. Literally. Literally, that's it. Is that just preference? I mean, you know. Yeah.

Like when someone, no one knows their face better than you do. Yeah. And so just sometimes it's just, I just want to show up feeling cunt. I feel you. You know? You got to serve cunt. Exactly. It's on the menu every day for you.

You have to serve it. Five course meal. Preset. No. Preset meal. No changes. No all of cards. No, absolutely not.

And so that's just, I don't know, it's just my vibe. And it's also like my meditation. It's how I get ready for something. I'm so jealous. I wish I felt that way. Oh my God. No. I mean, I understand how stressful beauty can be.

be. Yeah. Like, that's why you hire a team. Yeah, true. You know it's so funny is when I first started this show, um, when we like first got it running, my mom had asked me like, are you going to hire someone for hair and makeup? And I was like, well, I mean, I'm pretty good at my own hair and makeup. Like, I think I could do it. But mind you, at this point, I'd only been filming off a phone. Like, HD cameras a little different, but all the lighting, really sneaks on you. And then, so for my first like test shoot where we just did a rehearsal. I did like a fake, a fake episode. We just kind of went through it just to see how it would flow and stuff. In the very first one, they filmed me with these cameras, all these high-deaf cameras

cameras, but then-they terrified me, by the way. And when I watched back the clip, I said, I'm the fuggliest person alive. Holy fuck. Like, I got, and the way I called so many, that's like, hey, I got a contract for you. You want to work for me? That'd be great. Yeah. Turns out I can't do it. Turns out I'm not good at that. Makeup on camera is completely different than makeup in real life. Yeah. You really got a contract. You really got a. You really got a to pack it on, but you have to pack it on in a way that it looks like nothing. Yeah. And people, it's like a delicate dance that it just takes a long time to figure it out. It really does. That's why I was like, I saw myself in that HD. I said, oh, oh my God, how do I have any friends?

No. How do I have any friends or how do I have any lovers? Oh my God. Because you're just naturally stunning. I mean, you heard it here first. So, clearly it's true. Hi, hello. I said it. How are you? I was like, so in shock at my inability to beat my face for a high-res cam. No, it's one of the most daunting things that anyone can do. Especially for, like, professional, it's mortifying. And you worked in Bridal for a long

time. Oh, God. That's so funny. Because my makeup artist now, Adam, he's like, I never want to go back to Brideon. No, no, no, no, no. If you can survive Bridal, then you can make it anywhere. I know. That's all he did. Brides and prom is where, like, he started. Not prom. No, I have

honestly one of the most horrifying prom stories ever, which I'll have to say. it, but it was... Why? Tell me now. Oh, my God. So basically, okay, so let me just set the scene. Yes, please do. So I was working in retail at the time. I was a countergirl, and I was doing eight faces a day. It was prom season in Orlando, Florida.

Ooh. Were you like a Sephora or like Mac? Yeah. It was Sephora. And I was on my last client of the day, and I just had a brain fart, you know? And so this is like a very niche explanation, but basically I powdered, I set the powder, or I set right under the contour before I bronzed. needless to say she had the most She's old cheaper She's serving in her life Literally and if you're watching this now

My love I'm so sorry for ruining your prom Like I put it on and I saw them In that moment I was like oh I fuck that up The way you're like oh girl I was like oh no and I had to play it off I was like no babe this is stunning This is how the girl wear it Like the things you're gonna eat

I love to lie sometimes Yeah sometimes you gotta lie as a girl Anyone who has worked in retail or customer service You have to lie The customer is always right. You have to. Exactly. So you're like, no, you don't get it.

Like, this is like, this is cunt. So like you're literally cunt. Everyone's going to be so jealous of you. Literally. And like you said, it's just a women's, it's just how women are. It's our trauma response is lying. We lie. And sometimes I like for fun.

Exactly. It's just because. It keeps things interesting. Honestly, you can't have, you can't let people like know your tea too much. You gotta like kind of, you gotta throw them off your path a little bit. Yeah, keep them on their toes. Yeah. Their blood homes these people.

And I'm not about. fall for that. It's so funny because I told my makeup artist Adam well he does hair and makeup which is really nice led to two and one. Love that for you. I told him how I saw Trixie and Katia talk about it because Trixie

did makeup for a long time and she said that it's like you're just doing Kim Kardashian over and over and over again. All they do is show you Kim Kardashian and then they want everything but what's actually in the picture they want I like this full face of glam. But then I want

The most natural, lightest moment, and I'm like, girl, get a grip. It's like a black smoking on it. I know. And sometimes when he said he'd be doing it, they'd be like, oh, well, that's like so heavy. And he's like, I'm doing the picture girl. You asked me the picture girl. This is what I say. If you have so many things to say about the glam that I'm doing, then do it yourself.

You seem like an expert. Hello. You're talking like an expert. Literally. So here's the brush. Here's the puff. I'm going to just go take my tent. And I'll do a laugh.

Yeah. I'll come back. hopefully you're done. Or he told me sometimes like if you pick, if it's women and they pick like reference pictures of women that are not the same race or don't have the same bone structure, he'll tell them like it's not going to look exactly like this, but I'll give you this on your shape. Exactly.

And then midway through they're like, it doesn't look the same. It doesn't translate. It's not the same. Girl. Girl. Or someone comes in. He said like someone comes in. It's like a bridesmaid or a maid of honor or a mother of the bride.

and they're like, is it supposed to look like that? Is that how you want it to look? Do you look stunning? The answer is yes? I mean, he's always like, I'm not done yet. Oh, that part. You literally sit them down in the chair and you're like, girl, just trust the process.

You're going to look a little wackadoodle for a little bit. And then we're going to get you real put together. Yeah, it's going to look crazy before it looks great. Yeah. But then there's nothing like the client who like flinches at everything. And then it's like after every step you put a brush down and they're like, actually, I just feel like I'm like, after every single thing.

After every single stab. Like, I'm doing individual lashes on a girl. And she's like, on it, I'm literally on the outside of the eye. She's like, can you put some in here? I'm not there yet. I'm working my way there, girl. Literally, girl. Give me some time.

Give me, like, at least a minute so I could do the whole eye. Literally, I mean, 30 seconds, if you're generous. Like, I'm just, like, I'll get there. Yeah, just give me some time. Just trust me. It's all right. You're paying me. That's how I feel.

I'm like, I'm paying you. I trust you. Literally. And I even, like, my makeup artist, too. Like, I love him because he's, also someone and he does someone faces a lot and it's very different like I've had my makeup done by other people of different ethnicities which is like totally fine I know some people are capable of doing all faces but mine is like not has not been that experience like when I've worked with other people

they don't always know how to do my face because my face is very round like all my features are very round so I want someone who can contour and bronze a rounder face like someone who has your face which is much more chiseled, is a lot different the way you tackle, like, a foundation. And I'm all like a skin first kind of girl. So... Wait, you're a skin first kind of girl? I mean, in the sense that...

I care more about skin. God, I thought you meant you were doing skin first, and I was like, oh, okay. No, yeah. See, I don't know how to do that. Excuse me. I think for me, I get a little nervous about asking other people to do my makeup now,

especially now that I have Adam. And he does my... I don't even have to tell him anything anymore. God bless Adam. Yeah. Thank you, Adam, wherever you are. I'll just tell him like if I want to do something a little different, but for the most part, he has my face down. Like he could do it blindfolded in 40 minutes, which is like a dream.

Honestly, I love that for you. It's my favorite thing ever. Honestly, I love that. And he's more talented than me, so that's why I pay him to do it. When people are like, you should give us a tutorial, I'm like, my tutorial is hire somebody else. That's my tutorial. There you go. Hire an expert.

And honestly, like, that's just you just paint it forward. Like, that is you're setting other people up for success. There you go. Yeah, thank you. That's what I'm saying. I would just like to point out, though, that. Going off of what you said about how not everyone can paint everyone. Yeah.

I just want to say that. This is a little controversial. But if you're a makeup artist who can't paint everyone, you're not a makeup artist. Exactly. Just like if you're a hairstylist who can't do all types of hair. Yeah. You're not a hairstyle. Mm-hmm.

You're a hair and makeup enthusiast, but you're not a professional. Exactly. I know, I think, too, like, that's what Adams told me before, too, because he's done women of all different skin tone, skin types. and so he says the same thing. He's like, if you can't do someone who's dark skin and someone who's very fair and everyone in between, then what are you doing? Then you can't be a makeup artist.

You should just only do people that you're comfortable or just do yourself at that point. Hello. And he's also self-taught. Look at you. Honestly, I really think self-taught people just have a little extra grit to him. I think so.

You know, like they really had to work for it. One time I've had a makeup artist do my makeup and I'm, again, I'm like, I'm a full beat bitch. I love like beat me down bitch powdered everything I love a big lash like I love it all and so I she asked me like oh what's your skin type and I was like well I'm on the drier side like I get a little oily in my T's zone but I'm very dry so I need something that's a lot more hydrating otherwise it pills on my skin and then it looks like I had like prosthetics on and I ripped them off which is horrible no it's so horrible that's how dry my skin is so I told her that I told her she's like

what brands do you like I like told her oh like these are the kinds of brands that you know work well with my skin type and then she's like okay and she pulls out her makeup and she only had one brand and it wasn't any of the brands I said oh hey why'd you ask me honestly why'd you ask me girl why did I even show up then I was like why am I here was that just like small talk like I thought I thought you were asking me because you were gonna do it no it really probably was just breaking the eyes just small talk I guess she's just trying to get to know me a little bit better I'm so sorry it's like we were speed dating that's all she was really trying to do it. And she did a lot of the fingers, like, on the face.

Yeah. Which, like, that's cool. Great. But it's not really a full beat thing. Like, when you're doing full beat, yeah, I can't do it. No. When you watch those Vogue videos when they're like, oh, this is my makeup routine in the morning and they're models. I'm like, okay, can you please show the part where you stopped the camera, got your makeup fully done and then hit play? Because this is not your gun on. They use three products all with the fingers? No. I don't believe you. No. I don't believe you for a second. You're only using their products who, who paid you, OTPUs. So calm it down.

I was like, liar. Yeah, literally. But see, I get, I can't. This is why I have trust issues. And I know women lie because I am a woman and I also lie. And make you his woman. Hello. I mean, people in your comment section are going to be like, no, she's not.

Yes, he is. I'm telling you right now, yes she is. I know. I've had lots of people check. So, I mean, listen. Yeah. It's verified at that point. Literally.

People are so weird. Do you get a lot of hate? I honestly don't On my side of the internet I really don't I think I have a really cute corner Where no one really bothers me But it's in other people's comments It's in like friends comments

When you're on other people's stuff Where it's like people just like Oh she looks stunning and then it's just like That's a man And I'm just like you know what You know what More man than you'll ever be so period And your dad

And actually I'll fuck your dad How about that? I already did. Twice. How about that? Yeah. He keeps coming back. So you tell me who's more of a man.

Literally. Literally. Literally. I didn't say who was on top. Nobody asked. Exactly. I get, I'm so happy. I always like to ask my guests, too, like, if they get any sort of hate, if they don't.

And when they say no, I'm like so thankful that you don't. Yeah. Because this is awful. It's pretty bad. You? Yeah. I mean, everybody gets. They try to eat you up, but they don't.

They try, girl. They're famished. their malnourished. Yeah, it's the same, it's the same, like, three insults every time. Yeah. They also call me a man. Did you know that? There was, like, a trending thing where they were saying that I was trans for a long

time, which to me is a compliment because I think to myself, I'm serving a cunt, bitch. Yeah, no offense. Have you met a trans girl? We eat. That's what I'm saying. We serve. I'm serving so much cunt, if that's the case. Like, you're welcome.

Period. Again. More forms of community service. Just. I think they, well, they think that's an insult, which is not by any stretch. So it doesn't bother me. But like, it also, it especially doesn't bother me when it comes from a thug-o. You know what I mean?

It's always the in-cells that have something to say. And they're like the ugliest people alive. Like, what are the odds? You know what I mean? Like, hot people don't waste their time doing that. Yeah, literally. I mean, honestly, just go crying to your bank account at that point. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Literally, I'm just going to be like, oh, ho. Sobbing, scrolling through my TD bank app. Like, get over. Just whatever. Girl, I don't. It doesn't bother me nearly as much as it bothers them. So that's why I'm like,

I keep you up in night. I'd say that's a you problem. That part. You're thinking about me all the time. And I sleep like this. On a Casper mattress that I didn't buy. Hello. You know, Beyonce with her little

cozy thing. Yeah, that's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's literally me. Literally. That's me sleeping every night. Like that, that's literally you. It's really me.

Every night. Yeah, and that's why you look so well-rested. Oh, girl. Got rid of my. eye bags cleared my skin. That's happening over here. It's really working. Okay, so speaking of a full beat fantasy, that's what we're talking about with Nikita today. So we're going to talk how women who love to beat a face are criticized by men

for being fake or... You know what? Ugly. Let's get into them. Yeah, truly. I'm really ready. Men swear they know. They swear they know what makeup looks like and when it doesn't. You know what? We'll say that. Yeah. Exactly. They always think they're like, girls will show up literally with a full face of glam. And the guys are like, she looks so beautiful all natural. They'll show you a picture, like a picture of Kylie at like the Met Gala.

She has on six different powders. Girl. You need to get over yourself. The way they're like, see, this is a natural look. Sure. No. Sure it is. Literally.

It's because they've never seen a woman up close. Truly. So they don't know what a woman looks like. Period. In any form. Let alone felt the touch of one. Yeah. So what would they?

know literally literally okay so for those of you who are new and don't know what we do here on the comment section is I bring videos that I was tagged in that are applicable to our topic and then we laugh Kiki tear them apart literally can't we whatever is required of us so in this I just give little descriptions of them so this is a three minute video perfect and I guy is reacting to women's before and after full beat makeup videos saying this is why makeup should be illegal it's catfishing at its finest. You want to talk about catfishing. Men catfish all the time.

All the time, bitch. It's their favorite hobby. Yeah. Like, when you see a bunch of pictures of them and they have a football helmet on and every single one, girl, take it off. I'm trying to see what's underneath it. Where's the headline?

I need the airline receipts immediately. And the face card. Let me see if it's going to decline. Let me see it. And it usually does. It's overdrawn, girl. No, I just cut the card right in front of it. It's sufficient funds.

No. That's what comes up every time. No, it doesn't work. Yeah, literally. Catfishing. Have you ever been catfished? Do you on my date or do you just date socially, date at all? Date?

Who has the time? Girl. Not me. I've been on the bench for years. Yeah, literally, honestly. And that's the thing. If you, this is my question, Dio. If you didn't have Mr. Yummyum over here,

would you have the time to date? My guess is no. No, absolutely not. Exactly. But I will tell you this. I've had like verified men like follow me You know all that shit jumps to the top? Like, they're like mostly athletes.

And every man who sees this is going to be like, that's not fucking true. Yes, it is. Listen, your favorite athlete has a crush on me. And that's just not my, that's not my fault. It's not any of our films. But they'll follow me and then they'll see, like, they'll go and like some of my old shit. And then they get to the part where they see Billy, like my boyfriend. And they unfollow me.

What's happened multiple times. My God. It's always athletes. Like, that's who. They're honestly, it's the worst. They're notoriously the worst group. They're also the biggest horse ever. Oh.

Can I say sluts? Yes. Sluts. Hors. Literal sleds. They're literally loose. I know. Like sometimes like women will ask me like how do you bag a professional athlete?

Just be in the room. Just literally exist. Be in the room. Do you convert oxygen to carbon dioxide? Are you a plant? No. Okay. Then yes.

Perfect. You could fuck one. Wasn't it Adjana Lima who said that a man would fuck a mick chicken? Yep. So. Mm-hmm. What? And will.

And they have. They have. There are men fucking grapefruits, melons. Girl. You can find. They're getting creative. Really. They really are.

And professional athletes, like, they have so much money, power, and access that, like, they want someone that they've never, that nobody else has had. Like, they'll take anybody. They really will. You got a beating heart? Just be next to them. Literally. They make it too easy, honestly.

They do. And, like, give me a little bit of a challenge. I would, like, I would like, something. Something. Yeah. Like, don't just give me a handout. Like, make me feel like I worked for it a little bit. Give me something to chase.

Just a little bit. I'm bored. A little bit of mystery. Come on, something. They're so open and brazen about it. They don't care. They don't care at all. They don't.

But you know what? They're not open about being in the dolls, DM. Girl, I was going to say. See, that's its own, that's its own world. That's like a whole hidden world. Oh, it's an entirely. The athletes, musicians, the rapper. the people who are booking movies.

They're all over. And they love the dolls. They are. They are obsessed with the dolls. They can't get enough of us. And who can blame them. But it's the whole fact that they would never admit it in public. And that just grinds my gears.

I was going to say. Has that happened to you a lot? Not just with normal men, but like with famous men. It happens all the time. I like people are always asking me like why are you single and I'm like because men are the way that men are with dolls. So it's like if I wanted to be if I wanted to be a have a closeted boyfriend who like doesn't want to take me out past 10 or take me out before 10 p.m. Like when the sun's still. Then I would do that.

But yeah. Yeah. No. You know? That's so awful. It happens all the time. That's crazy. It's really.

But it is just the way it is. Yeah. It's like something. What's crazy about it is that it's so like normalized within the trans community like all the girls know. The girls know. Oh, we have group chats of just the guy's pictures of, hey, watch over this one, watch over this one, watch over this one. Yeah. That's the awful part about it. It's like it's normalized to the trans community. Yeah.

But to them, it's like, I've never even like, what are you talking about? That's crazy. Literally. And not to be like, not to like take this off of makeup, but like I just imagine the world that we would live in if people, men of influence were actually open and up front about who they're attracted to. I'm proud about it. Literally, because it would change the lives of so many communities that are fighting for the lives right now. Actually, no, that's not. That's not even remotely close to underplaying it. If anything, it's like, it's underserving it in the sense that, like, how serious it is and how dangerous it could be. Yeah.

It's crazy. And it's also so, like, it's just sad. Like, it's fucking sad to, like, to be so, like, I don't even know what do you call it. like hindered or handcuffed to your like toxic masculinity. Can you imagine? No, I can't imagine. I can't live in a world like that where you're so ashamed to be who you are. And also like I don't know what the big deal is because you're still straight.

It's okay. Hello, you're still eating pussy at this point. They're women. It's okay. It's okay. It's crazy the influence that toxic masculinity like that has, the trickle down effect it has. Like you said, if they stopped it or reversed it, it would make a huge difference. Literally. It just, it only takes one to like be honest about it.

And that's why I just have no respect for men. Literally at all. Because any of them. Well, some of them. I like, I like Billy. Yeah. Even him. Yeah. Oh. Barely. Just kidding. He's like just on the con- He's on thin ice. Okay. Perfect. Just like, just like break the ice a little bit and just don't play with me. Don't test me. Yeah, yeah. I'm just kidding. He's a good one. At least he knows. He's one of the like three good ones in the world. You know what I mean? Wait, there's three? I was, I was thinking like 1.5.

I'm thinking him, my dad, and my brother. Oh, my God. That's all three. Okay, let's look at the comments on this video. So, because they're obviously awful. Oh, the catfishing. About cat fishing. Oh, my God.

About cat fishing. This one says, this is why everyone should go on a surprise date to the water park. People, they always make that job. People who say that have never watched my waterproof makeup tutorial. I know. I've seen it. Hello. I've seen Patrick Starr do it too.

Literally. Like submerged in water come up. 100% lacquered to the face. These men have no idea the wizardry that goes on in the beauty world. They have absolutely no contacts of how just like bibbidi-bobbitty boop-dooop we are and we're just waterproof. I know. It's like such a science, there's such a science to it.

There's like so many like different compounds you work with in order for it to not move. It's chemistry. Yeah, it is. It's physics. Women in STEM. That is what we are. Exactly. Like literally.

So any sweat, rain. Yeah, no. I don't have to worry about that. I could cannonball into a pool come out. And this is not moving. My hair would look different. My face looks the same. It would look still sunny.

So y'all can get over it. Beat down. What are these comments? This next one says, stick with the natural beauties. At least you'll know what you'll wake up with. Again, this would imply that they know what natural beauty looks like. Exactly. That would imply that they've been close enough to a woman in real life to see what natural beauty looks like.

When I was in college, I was super into strip lashes because I, like, discovered that big lashes are, like, my thing. Yeah, literally. So I was like, this is my personality. The big lash. A big, a big, and I got big, like, fucking anime eyes. So I have a lot of real estate. Let's accentuate them.

I need, yeah, I need a, I'm making even bigger. Yeah. I'm making up spooky. 100% spooky. So I, like, put these big ass lashes on. Girl, I would sleep in those if I, like, spent the night with a guy. Oh, work. Yeah, honestly.

And they think that's my real lash girl. Listen. You're stupid. Not a full mink 3D. I got a lily lash and I'm literally meekinose. I have Ardell Whispies on. Literally. Girl, I wake up, I said, can you imagine?

Wait, but are you, have you ever done like the extensions? Yes, that's what I have now. Oh, do you love or do you hate? I love them. Oh, wow. I love them because I'm all about like no like time at all getting ready. Like if I do a natural makeup in the morning. Because if I have laminated brows and lash extensions, you're done.

Girl, done. Put a little lip gloss. Yeah, put a little skin tint, and we're out the door. Skin tint, a little blush, and a little bit of glass. What else? Done. What else does a girl mean? Yeah.

Me being a chapsid girl, even though I like surgically installed it. So I'm like, I don't have to do makeup. That's just purely out of convenience. I'd rather just do it. Quite literally. Out of convenience. I mean, these girls are tattooing their eyeliner on their faces. I know.

And blush and lipstick. Wait, they're doing blush now? Yeah, I've seen tattooed blush, yeah. And lipstick. Where they do like a lip. But the tattooing lips. lips thing looks painful. Some of the girls I've seen get it.

They love it, but it takes a while for it to, like, get to the color they love. Have you seen the right after process? You know that? Of the lips? Uh-huh. Yeah, it's so swollen. You know that character in Monsters Inc. After he, like, has that thing on his mouth.

It's, like, it looks crazy. It's insane. But honestly, like, Juvenorm could never. It's true. Truly. Work, honestly. Yeah, I love it. And it tastes like that from a while it fades down.

Yeah, and you're like, please be the right. color yeah terrified I'm literally too terrified yeah same I want to I want to be that girl but yeah same I get too scared about shit like that yeah even like but that's why I mean like when I was in college like I would if I spent the night with a guy I'd like leave the lashes on 100% and then they and they stay because I glued them bitches down 100% literally they think those are real lashes you guys don't know anything because they their IQs are zero that sounds like you guys don't know what natural makeup looks like yeah literally and you know what really and you know what really the paradox of life is.

What man have you seen without stunning lashes? That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm sorry, why God, creator, why? Why? Would you do that? Like, seriously, to all of us? Literally to all of us. Like, we're just trying to survive out here.

Yeah. And you have us out here fighting for our fucking lives. For every hair, every little follicle on my eyelid. Except for the hairs that are where we don't want them to be. Exactly. They're just grown plentiful everywhere. On your arms. Face.

I'm just like, what? I did not order these. This was not on the menu. Girl, my boyfriend. Exactly. I did not order that. No. My boyfriend, literally when we first started dating, he...

How long have you been together? Six years. Going out six. Wow. Long time. Time. You haven't already. When we first started dating, I noticed that he didn't really...

He had no skin care routine at all. He just put body lotion on his face. Just... That's it. And not one Zit, girl. Not one. It's always. Clear skin.

Like, he's like, oh, I don't really have Zits. I'm like, you don't? Oh. What's that lake? It must be so hard. Go crying to your two-and-one shampoo and just wear and body wash, whatever. I'm glad he was never that kind of girl, but like, he had no, just body lotion on the face. I said, oh.

That showed it to me. I said, what the fuck? What archaic world are we living in? you fucking caveman. Was it at least like a good face lotion? Yes, Nivia. So yeah. No.

Great on the pod. Yeah. Love. On the face? It's like so. Prison. Yeah. Literally.

No. I have no idea how he was doing that and nothing was wrong. And he used baby lotion for a while too. Like Johnson and Johnson. I mean, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, it's a little bit better, I guess. But he'd just be like hard as shit and then how is it? But you got him on a skincare routine, right?

How many stems? Now it's, we have like a cleanser, toner, a mist, two serums. Oh, moisturiser. You like that, huh? Mm-hmm. Wow, I love that for you. Yeah. That's why I put them on that and the hair care routine too.

Like we have a pre-scalp wash, like an oil. Ooh. Let it sit for 20 minutes, then get in. Oh. The scalp scrub. Yeah. Detox. Condition the ends.

Wow. I love a man who's malleable enough to let a woman just turn him. Yeah. It's a glowed up version of himself. Yeah, exactly. He was like, I'm super open to it. Like, yeah, just let me know. And so I started giving him, and I got rid of his cologne because he was using a Hollister one for a while. And I said, we're in our 20s, but we're done. We're done. We're in our 20s, let's level up. Not even, but not like Dior Savage level up. Like, we need something a little bit more nuance. And you know, it's so sweet too. It's like he loves like more androgynous sense, like once that could be used on either women or men. You get to wear them, don't you? Mm-hmm. So now he has like La Lelabo and then Fleur. And I think he's, like, he's, like, he's. is a Baccarat one. Oh.

But the scents are so light so that I can wear him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love. You should get him, Baccarat, Amir's arm. And then you can wear it. It's one of my favorite on girls. Love that. Yeah.

Oh, period. Love that for us. Not sponsored. Unless you want to. Yeah, please. He's like super like into like jewelry and stuff now and skincare and hair care and all that. Love it. I love that for you.

I eat it up. You get to wake up to someone stunning everything. single day. And that's just the life that you deserve. That's the life that you literally. Literally. I remember when I was living, I lived with my boyfriend's parents for a while and his brother was in high school at the time. And I remember I like put all my skin care in there and like it's all in my drawer.

I like have my own drawer and shit. And so I like all these were these steps and stuff. And I started noticing my shit was going missing. Like it was going down fast. And that's only men who do that shit. Like they'll like scoop it out and like, you know what I'm saying. never noticed. Really? Because I know by the millimeter.

Yeah, me too. And I'm like, this takes me three months to get through. How come it's halfway gone? I've only been living here for two weeks. And they say women aren't smart? I'm a detective on top of that. And I remember I told them, I was like, I think your brother's using my stuff. And he's like, do you think? And he goes, I don't think so. I'm like, I'm telling. He samples it like a Nordstrom counter, girl. I'm telling you

right now. And then he was like, really? And then he went and asked him, he goes, yeah, I've just been kind of trying. I said, listen, I don't care if you want to use it. Just tell me where you're putting it. Because I don't want to, let me find out you're putting it somewhere it's not supposed to go. And be sanitary in the dispensing of it. Exactly. I don't need your, listen, men don't

wash their butts. I don't. I don't need that in my moisturizer. No, I really don't. And that was my fear. I'm like, let me find out you're putting that somewhere it's not supposed to. I get a stye in both eyes because you're putting it somewhere it's not supposed to be. I rebuke. Return to sender. Absolutely not. was like, I need you to tell him, like, peace and love.

Love it so much if you need a skincare routine. I'll put one together for you. How do you? I can't even. Yeah, I just go like this. Peace and love. Yeah. But let me find out you're putting that somewhere. It's not supposed to be.

Girl, I'll freak out. No. I'm going to put my foot somewhere. It's not supposed to be. Dad-Ass. I'm going to put my fist somewhere. It's not supposed to be. Awesome, bad ass.

Okay, let's go to this next comment. This last one says, I'm so glad I suck at makeup. Damn Shapifters. That's a pic me. That's a pick-me. That, uh, a pick me,

but honestly, like, thank you for acknowledging how stunning we look, I guess. Is that the underlying message of that comment? I guess.

Like, you look stunning, boohoo me? When it's women, attacking women for shit like that, I'm always very confused because I'm like, first of all,

girl, like, I hope he calls you back. I hope whoever you're waiting for to call you back sees this comment and reaches back out to you, girl,

I hope that happens. Because if not, what was it all for? But at the same time, it's like, the bad bitch life is not for everyone. And that's okay.

That's okay. okay. It's really nice. Those aren't your vibes. It's all right. And that's fine. Someone needs to be in second. Literally. And we're here in first, winning gold every day. That's okay. Sorry. This life is not for everyone. We're just fulfilling the prophecy. My bad. The Oracle foretold. So here I am. Me living up to my destiny, my bad. Sorry. That's how it was when I started getting nails and stuff too. When I used to work, nine to five. Some of the girls were very like, pick me towards me. They would say shit like that. Like, I don't know how you do anything with those. They say that to the dolls all the time. Yeah, they do. I don't know how you do anything like with those things, with all that makeup on, with all that hair, with all those things. If you wanted to, you would. You could. I do everything you do just better and prettier. And with nails. I don't have nails today, so I don't like that. It's all right. We can have my own. I'm just going to

put my horrible hands back here. Oh my gosh. I like, I hate getting those kinds of comments from women especially, it feels very like, girl, come on. What are you doing, girl? Just honestly, just say you want me to come beat your face. It's okay. I could teach you. Do makeup on your face, sorry. Say you want me to come do your makeup because I will turn you out, girl. Yeah.

Yeah, literally. And then you see, like, when they get their makeup done, like, for real, they're, like, feeling themselves. That's a good thing. It's one of the best things to give someone is the gift of that confidence. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. At all. Go off.

Make other people, like, annoy. with how confident you are. I do all the time. And look where I got you. Look where we, look at how far we've come. Look at the material. Look at us. Okay, let me move on to this next video.

This one is basically, this is just a woman who's simply putting a face of makeup on in her room while she's lip singing a song. And all the comments are like. So she's doing it correctly. Great. Yeah. So they're like pissed off that she's wearing makeup.

God forbid. Like God forbid. I'm pissed off about it. Like, have you seen Meredith on TikTok? I, and not only have seen her on TikTok, I've seen her in real life. That bitch is stunning. She is.

She's gorgeous. She can beat a face down. I know. I really love the intensity of which she just like, comes for everyone's throats. Like, I'm here for it. And then everyone's like, how is that ever going to look good?

And then she ends up turning it. She looks stunning. I think I gotta be honest. I really think that there are a lot of social. This is not like an attack at Meredith Ducksray. Yeah. I just wonder. if there is a cut. I wonder if there's a turn off, wipe off, re-op. I wonder. I wonder.

I don't. I'm not saying that that's what's happening. Yeah. I'm curious too, to be honest. I'm curious to know only because I don't have the talent myself. So that's what I would have to do if I did it. Yeah. That's what I would have to do. I know. I mean, I love, I love the idea of just dumping out a bottle of foundation and just, I love that. It sounds so glamorous to me. But in. To beat it down for. I just wonder. It's harder. I'll have to try it. Yeah, literally.

You should try it. I really should. That would be a great one. Get ready with me to use all of my makeup. All the ones. That's the main reason why I wouldn't do it that way. That's the main reason I wouldn't do it that way. It's literally because I would be wasting products.

Can you imagine how much products she must go through? I can't even imagine. She probably gets like thousands of dollars worth of products sent to her. 100%. That's probably why she's able to. She will never have to worry about that ever again. Ever again. And I think when women showcase talent like that,

their ability to like beat a face down like a huge step routine like takes a long time that takes like two hours. Oh, at least. Or even women who like do crazy eye looks or they do like Halloween looks or anything like that takes hours to do shit like that. And then men are like, oh, we don't even care about that.

Like I'm not attracted to women who look like this. Well, that means that you don't respect art. And like that means that you're not in touch with like, I don't know, you're more feminine side. And if you're a big lung head, just say that. Like that's a lot of things. Say that. Cut a lot of time out.

Please. It's also so exhausting for men to constantly be like, we're not attracted to that. Who's we? Who said we wanted you to be attracted to us? Yeah, who's we, girl? Because you're talking like, you know every man in the world and you don't. It's like just you and your shithead friends. Okay.

It's secretly because they want to be that cunt, which they will never be able to have the facilities for that. They can't even conceive that level of them. It can't even conceptualize. It's in an alternate universe for them, that which they will never have access to. And, you know, dudes, I'm sorry. Yeah, and it's also, like, I feel like, on a larger scale, it's, like, one of those quitting before you get fired things.

So it's kind of like... Totally. I could never get a bitch like that, so I'm just gonna... Just say right now that I think she's mid. Like, they say that bullshit ass. She's so mid. Literally. Like, when men were saying that about Margot Rabe, I said,

have you all lost your mind collectively? Yeah, literally. Like, literally, you've lost your nut, bitch. Like there's no way you look at her and you're like, can you imagine? Mediocre. Typing that from your mother's basement. And then just like, oh my God.

Girl. Literally good over it. I just like thought, like, if you're going to say that about Margarabi, I think it should be required that you post a picture of yourself. Where you're at currently right now. Caroline in view. Yeah. We need to be, we need to see all of that.

And stand under a door frame while holding a W-2. And then I'll tell you if you have the facilities to judge Margo-Robby's looks. Literally. T.S. Madison. Do you follow her? No, but I know her. T.S. Madison.

She's such a fucking, so fucking funny. Bad ass bitch. She's so funny. And she says that if you're going to talk to me like that, you need to take a white towel, wipe between your butt cheeks, and then post that. That's my requirement. Literally. That's my literal requirement.

And honestly, that's the bare minimum. That's it. That's all I want to see. And then I'll tell you if you have the right to judge somebody else's looks. So you can leave your dingleberries over there. and seek help. Immediately. Expeditiously.

I'm going to read these comments. So this first one says, more paint than on my wall. Sure. First of all, Sherwin Williams is not sold at Sephora, so you can kindly fuck off. Nice try.

I don't see Bear in Ulta. Okay. Hello. Let's try. This says try ask. Try ask again. Okay. Why skin is damaged.

Hmm. Here you have reason or reasons. Hmm. He wrote that like a haiku. It felt very like 575. You know what I mean? Try ass again. Why skin is damaged?

Okay. That's not always indicative of makeup usage. No, it's, no, it's actually more indicative of not completely cleansing that makeup off. There you go. If he knew anything, he would have not left that comment that way. And even sometimes past that, it's internal. Yeah, literally, have we heard of hormones? Literally.

Have we heard of genetics? Is that no DNA that doesn't exist? No, it never applies. Yeah, it's like, oh, your skin is like men can make fun of skin. Well, it's like a double-edged sword because if women have poor skin, they get lit up for that too. And then if they use makeup to cover it, they're accused of catfishing, which is just ridiculous and insane behavior. Meanwhile, men walk around with those pores looking like that forcing. forcing us to look at them.

Literally. Huge. And they just, we're supposed to let them just walk by among us. Yeah, then I make funny your back knee and I'm a bad guy. All of a sudden, we've gone too far.

We've taken the joke too far when I make funny or backney that you gave yourself by getting on ruins. I mean, you, hello, and then you lay down and wonder why there's pimples popped all over the sheets.

I have dated many a hymbo, so trust me, girl, I know. They have back. I mean, not when I'm with them. When that comes, I'm like, let's go. I'm out, tutel. I'm actually moving.

Sorry. No, no, completely undercover. Whatever that the government agency is that hides people, me. Get me away. Yeah, no, literally, you're going to come here with that backney and that attitude. Please. And expect me to just sit here and take it. Lower your voice.

You got the wrong one. You know what I mean? Lower your voice. And grow like six inches before you talk. does because we're looking down at you. Thank you. I can see your bald spot from here. Six feet my ass. We're literally tall. The amount of times men have told me like, I'm six feet so you have to be like six too. Okay. Sure. How tall are you? I'm six feet. Okay, stunning. Yeah. Honestly, how tall are you? Five ten. Oh, love. And we love a heel. We do. And that's like. So we're a big

bitch. I know. Honestly, it's easier to like see things. It is. Spot through crowds. Yeah. I'm never smaller than anyone and that's okay. And the air quality is better. up there too. So it's like, yeah, I get see past everything. Exactly. That's why I'm always like, I got into like a huge like weird Twitter beef like a month or two ago because I posted something, well, first of all, some guy attacked me out of nowhere, which is how it always starts. And I made a silly joke about my back getting blown out, so I'm fine. And then like I talked about my boyfriend being six four. And so that little like piece of information, oh bitch every little gremlin that crawled out of a sewer was like your boyfriend's not six

four like they're just the way they were losing their fucking minds and i had thousands of people from all over the world being like i can't believe you guys care so much about how tall this girl's boyfriend is like the way they were losing their fucking minds like they're like there's no way who knows better you or me i sleep next to him every night you sleep with him hello like who knows better you or me girl like can you imagine having that amount of time to leave that type of comment. And then also like some like some guy was so pissed off at me that I was like, well, here's a picture of me standing next to the rock because he was telling me I'm 5.7.

And I was like, girl, I was 5.9 when I was 15. So I'm not 5.7. Like I've never been 5.7 to be honest with you. Maybe in third grade I was 5.7. But like I like walked out of the womb like 4.11. So unfortunately it was very, I've been very big my whole life. So like it's like kind of ominous. When I was a kid, it's kind of.

scary to look at pictures of me as a kid. Yeah. Because you're like, ew. I look 14 when I'm like seven, which is unsettling to look at. I'll be honest. But I bet you scared the boys in the schoolyard and we're like able to like, you know, like have that power over that. Yeah.

They're like, okay, sorry, teacher. I'm not a teacher. I'm also in the sixth grade. You're the sub of today. And this guy got so mad at me that he like looked up my boyfriend and found like a player profile from when he played college football years ago, like in 2015, 2014, that said he was 6-2, right? And so like- Stop the process. So it's like 2016-ish. My boyfriend is 6-4 now. It's been how many years since then? Like seven years. I was like, men grow well into their

20s, at least men with good genetics do. It's my bad. Take it up with God. I'm not, I don't know why you're that small. That's not my fucking fault. But I was like, men grow well into their 20s. at least once with good genetics. So you don't think my boyfriend could have grown two inches in seven fucking years? Hello. Their brains don't stop forming until they're 30. Like two inches is nothing. Literally someone, like one of the guys was like, that's literally scientifically impossible.

He was probably five to. Are you a scientist? No? Oh, okay. Shocker. I thought you knew what you were talking about. You're just saying things. I could just say things too.

I could have said he was six nine, but I didn't. So you could have lied, which is, again, favorite hobby. Yeah, like, and my dad, okay, so I have a picture, so I'm trying to use this picture that I've posted of my, like, collaboration would change where it's like my dad, my brother, and my boyfriend, my dad is 6, 6. So my dad's bigger than my boyfriend. And my brother is 6, like, 1.

So he's like a little, so they all look around the same size. Yeah. My mom's 5'3. So like, that's why my sister's 5, 4 and I'm 6 feet. So that's why we all like, our heights are varying. But I remember someone tried to use that picture and they were like, all these guys are short. I'm like, you know why they look normal size?

Because they're all tall. If they were standing next to the average white man, they look like Shaquille O'Neal. Literally. Like, they're all tall. That's why they look normal. I just, girl, the way I'm like, I'm not going to sit here and argue with you

about how tall my boyfriend is. No. If you really wanted to do that, you would, I don't know, if they were going to be a real scientist, they would, I don't know, take whatever picture he's in, scale it. like they would do like their math versions. I don't know.

Like I'm the person who like if they're standing in front of a door, I'm like, okay, how tall is that door? Yeah, literally. So they're probably this tall. So they're probably this tall. Like I'm that person. If you're not doing that. Someone was like when they said like these men are all like under six feet or just barely over six feet.

Someone was like, were you using the mountain for scale? Because there's like a mountain by them. So it's like, were you using that for scale? Like what the fuck are you using to measure them? I even posted a TikTok about it. And I stood next to like a white fridge, which is about five, six. so I'm significantly taller than it and then he's significantly taller than me. I was like, you do the math.

They just want any, they just want to hate on anything. Especially a tall woman. I bet you get that too. Do you ever have men tell you you're too tall? I've had that before. No. Not when we're older now. Yeah.

When we're adults, it's different. No, but I'm also not, this might be a little tragic to admit, but like I'm not opposed to dating a shorty. That's not tragic. You know? I don't think that's tragic at all. Like, okay. Maybe that's my community service.

Some short men really like tall girls Like when I was in college Most of the men who like Came up to me a lot of them were either the same height as me Or smaller than me Which I'm like Yeah yeah Rip

But like if you are tall enough for me to wear heels And still feel short That's literally me Like oh god you really hit the jackpot I'm so jealous of you That's how I feel I'm like he makes me feel short Which is cool

Which is so nice Yeah Because some people were like, if you're six feet, how fucking tall is your boyfriend? Because he looks way taller than me in pictures. And I was like, he's like four inches tall than me. He's the perfect height, actually. That's what I'm saying. That's the perfect height right there.

Yeah, next question. And I always say too with short guys, I'm like, if you don't like use that as like you being oppressed, most of the time women won't notice that you're short. Most of the time they won't even care. Just have a good personality and make us laugh. and we probably will overlook that you're 4-11. Like, truly, I know a couple guys who are like 5, 6, 5.5. And I, like, genuinely had no idea they were that small until recently. And it's because, like, they don't act.

Like, the world is against them because they're short. Yeah. And so they don't make it a huge part of their personality, so I don't notice. Look how that works out. And one of my, like, one of my boyfriend's best friends, like, he drowns in Puss, bitch. And he's, like, 5.6. I'm telling me. He's fighting him off, girl.

Like he Everywhere we go They're like Do you think that he Would like want my number I'm like bitch We're a Korean barbecue You know what they say about

What are you doing? That's what I'm saying Hanging brain Third leg Bid Tripod It's just all a girl could ever want Like good God

Just let us have something nice for ones One of my girlfriends In college We were I forget what the Situation was But like We had a buddy

he was a good friend of ours. He really liked her. She was like, nah. And I'm not kidding. He was like 5'1. Very small. Yeah, nice guy. Super nice guy, but very small. And so my friend is small too, but she's significantly taller than him. And so she's kind of like, ah, it's not really my vibes. Like, I'm not really attracted to him, to be honest. We're like, okay, no worries. But you can just tell he really liked her.

So then one day she finally gives in a little bit because she drinks a little and she's like, you know what? Maybe let's like have some fun. So they fuck around. She comes to the next day. She goes, guys, I have the craziest story to tell you. And we're like, what? Because we all know him. We've done him for a long time.

She told me he had the biggest dick she's ever. scene. I said, Yeah. That. What? What? I'm telling you, good things come in small packages. Oh, I said, really, she goes, I swear to God, I was like, shh. Yeah, no. I was like, oh.

You know how, like, when you build a sim and, like, you can, like, add in certain things. Like, if you're going to have, like, that much there, like, you have to lose something else. And usually it's height. God doesn't give it both hands. Hello. I mean, you're still six foot, just not all at once. Yeah. Yeah, if you put the third leg on the floor, you might be.

There you go. Stand on that. Here we got. Shit. We all could at that point. Yeah, literally. Stilts. I was like shocked.

I was like, damn, really? She goes, yeah, I was like, I was blown away. She's like, I was took a picture and send it to you guys. I was like, I'm glad you didn't. I don't want to see it. No. I'll take your word for it, though. She in like the emergency room the next day.

She literally said she had to stop because it hurts. so bad. And she was like, and I... Is he single? And what was his name again? Yeah, literally. Locations. I honestly don't know where he lives now. I hope he's doing well, though. I hope he's doing good. Love you, Mina. Okay. And then this last comment says, makeup should be illegal. You should be illegal. Leaving that comment should be illegal. Yeah, seriously.

Men commenting on anything women do ever should be illegal. Literally. Having that lack of creativity and commenting on what women do should be illegal. Exactly. I'm like if they were if makeup was illegal then you guys wouldn't have any celebrity crushes anymore would you? Hmm. Damn. Crazy how that works. Right and they all have celebrity crushes thinking that one day they could actually get that celebrity crush. That's the crazy part. I'm like it where is the psychosis? Did you have an aneurysm? Is something happening? Lobotomy? What's going on? Do you want to hear something controversial? Always. I always, tell people like, I never really have

celeb crushes. I haven't had them forever. Like, since I was like a tween. I think in this business now, it's even less so because you just like see more. You're exposed to way more. But it's honestly, genuinely this is not a joke. It is because I truly believe

I could get anybody I wanted. And you could. That's not a joke. No. I don't have any crushes because I don't need them because if I really wanted them, I could have them. And you know what? That is the manifestation of the day. That is your affirmation. That's what I'm telling you. Call it delusional call it whatever you want.

I just know for a fact. I don't think that's delusion. I just think it's factual information that you are in, I don't know, that you have. And you know what's funny is like when I first started dating my boyfriend and I forget, I think we were like a year or two into dating. And we kind of started talking about celebrity. I was kind of like, do you have any? And he was like, mm, not really. And in my head I was kind of like careful.

Yeah, I was like, you'll be cheating on me. I will start a fight. I'm just kidding. I would. But I was like, and he was like, honestly, no. And I told him, like, I have, like, talent crushes, like, people that I envy their talent. I wish I had it. And he's like, oh, I kind of have those.

And then I told him that tidbit about myself. I was like, this is literally why I don't have that. And then he was like, he didn't really say anything. And I was like, what about you? Like, do you just not care about it? And he goes, honestly, I feel the same way. And I was like, so may. Yeah, literally, like, likes these like perfect.

Look at us. I was like soul, man. Love that for us. I love it. And like, you landed each other and like, honestly, what a flex. Hello. That's so funny. I was like, I think that's how, if you don't feel that way, I'm sure you do.

You should. Oh, baby. I don't just feel that way. I know. And it's been proven, has it not? I can get any, if you, I'm not going to name names, but if you saw the DMs, girl, you and. I'm going to make the key to show me later.

Truly. I can land to. do I want. Anyone. And have and will. And I mean, honestly, I mean, can I, honestly, do we really, like, can I tell a quick story? Please do. So I, when an ex-boyfriend, um, had, like, a boy crush on a DJ. And he was like, I'm so obsessed with him. I'm so obsessed with him. I love him. And then he, like, it was a really nasty breakup. And so he went to, like, the show that that DJ was at. And I also went to that show, but I was backstage in the green room eating the snobes. On purpose.

Eating a snags because I was like, fine. Period. You love him? Great. I'll fuck him. Women in STEM. Literally. Women in STEM.

Watch me, yeah? Listen. Yeah. Done. What a great little summer romance that was. Thanks for the wreck. Wait, who was the DJ? You could cover your mouth and tell me.

And they'll bleep it if you want. You want to whisper to me later. Can I'll, you know, I'll whisper. She'll tell me later. I don't. Because I feel like if it's who I think it is. I've also had an encounter with that person if it's who I think it is.

It's not a really famous one. I know who you think it is. It's not him. See, he's tried, but I will not have... That's what made me think that because I know he's a big whore. See, I know you know exactly. Yeah, exactly.

But no, I haven't. He's on the riot, though. I bet. I see him. I'm sure. He'd be fucking and stuck in his way through all of Hollywood girl. But you know the thing is,

is that I think he's, can we... Yeah. I know what you mean. He's not into the women the way that I think... I feel you. The world thinks he's into the women. I feel you. I feel you. I know exactly what you're talking about.

Exactly. There's lots of rumors about that. Yeah. Whatever. Even like my brief encounter with him was like literally he was just trying to take me and my friend to like a party in Vegas. Because we were at like an award show. We were there having fun.

And I was like just to say, see what he would do. I was like entertaining it just to see. Like I'm like send me a car or something bitch like and he was like down and then I was like oh too far. I already took my wig off so I'm not like at all I had no intention of going. I just wanted to see how far it could go. Yeah. And my boyfriend was sitting with me watching me do it. Honestly I love that. I love that he eggs you on leave. He was like you think he's going to send it. I was like I don't know. Should we try? And he was about to and then I said oh, leapt on red. Oh see you should have gone and should have asked for two wristbands one for you, The one for the boy.

I know. Boy toy, boyfriend. That would have been honestly such a cute little vacation. I know. I would take him and my other girlfriend. Like that was like, I was going to take all three of them. That's all I was like, I was texting her at the same time and she was like, girl, I'm not going to that shit.

I already took my lashes off. I was like, me either. I'm just entertaining it. Hello. Just to see. I know. And then he unfollowed me the day after. He had followed me the day after.

He was like, fuck this bit. Well, he won't follow me at all. Really? Yeah. He followed me just to message me that. Because that was before I was verified. think wait no way that was verified on Instagram the guy yeah plot thickens and he followed me just to DM me that which my friend was like he doesn't have to follow you I don't know why he

followed you I was like we all we all know why he follows yeah we both know why he followed me it's not secret yeah it really is quite clear to me actually the evidence is here on the table I don't know why you don't understand and that was just something we giggle about now yeah But I was like, that was like so funny. That's really cute. Yeah. I love shit like that. That's so funny.

Just to see. Literally. Back to boys being horrors. Literally. I feel like that was the tangent. Actually, they are. Yeah, they are. He's a horror.

That really checks out. Big time. Yeah. I love that you had that. Tracks. I know. I don't have any of them really because I'm wiped up. Yeah, no, you're spoken for.

I love that. Yeah, I'm taken. So I never really have experiences like that. But when they do happen, it's funny. Yeah. You got to play with them. Totally. Just to see.

Men are dumb. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know the difference. Okay. So to wrap up, since we did talk about full-bead fantasies a lot, what would you say is your best piece of advice if anyone wants to serve cunt, whether it's in full-bead fantasy or not? Well, I just want to say cunt is an attitude.

Period. Cunt is a lifestyle. Cunt is an identity. So, I mean, really, you really just have to find what gives you all of that energy. Yeah. that you just like it just flows out of you effortlessly if that's a natural glam have about it if that's a full beat have at it um but honestly it's just about the attitude and i mean there there's no one makeup product that can give you cunt so it really is just like it's inside yeah it's

all attitude it's all in you you have all the tools the powers within yeah literally um other than that like it really is just it's a choice And it's a do or don't, and you're either going to or you're not. Period. And so make the choice, my darling. Be stunning. And what's the one product you could, if you could recommend to every single person to always use? It doesn't have to be makeup.

It could be skincare, hair care. Oh, that's... What's one thing that you know is, like, non-negotiable? SPF, for me, is a non-negotiable. Period. I really feel like that's, like, the obvious answer. Yeah. Because, let's be honest, we want to preserve all of the stunning things that are happening here.

Yeah. And so from head to toe, SPF, I love that. I wasn't using a face sunscreen for way too long. If I'm being honest. I'm ashamed to admit it, but it's true. But now I use a moisturizer with SPF and an SPF on top of that, which is really good.

As you should. Always on the face, neck, back of the hands. I also want to say that SPF and foundation does not count as SPF, SPF and your moisturizer. This is a little controversial. I'm glad that you followed up with an SPF. Yeah. Doesn't count it.

So please, just use an SPF that is sold as an SPF. Yeah. I use a sunblock separately because I know. Can I ask you what you're using? We'll blank it out. Oh, yeah. The one I'm using now is something with an eye. Fuck, I forget.

Abaji? And it's free. And is free. Oh, are you enjoying? I do like it. I was using Dermologica for a long time, but I ran out. Stunning. Yeah.

Love her. Dermological. I like that it's so high, too. Like, I think both of them are 30. Yeah. 35. Oh, love that. Is it mineral.

Or is it... I don't know. Okay. You're making me think I should check, though. Maybe. If it's 35, my guess it's a mineral. Okay. If it's chemical, it's usually like a 40 or 50.

Yeah, I don't have that. I wish. I'm like, I'm just going through all my products. Like, I'm like, I need an SPF. I ran out of my old one. Me, shuffling through my drawer. I'm like, this one looks nice. Literally.

This one looks good. I'm going to try this one out. But some stuff I have tried and I didn't like. So I, especially with an SPF, because sometimes they pill underneath my makeup, which I hate. No, not every SPF isn't underneath makeup SPF. And that's just a truth that we have to accept. It really is.

Again, women in STEM, it's literally science. It's chemistry. Literally. Literally. And because I'm such a dry skin girl, it like, it pills almost immediately. That's how I know I don't like it. Literally. It's awful.

I'm going to send you, I'm just going to DM you, like, my list of my favorite dry skin. Please do. I love, love, love. And then in the order that I would use them of, perio. Period. And just, I'm going to let you have at it. Because I'm also a dry skin girly.

Oh, love. But I cosplay as a dewy goddess. And so I'll give you all of all the tips that I have. Oh, I love it. I'll take them. Perfect. Take every single one of them. Gorgeous, stunning.

Love. Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode. Thank you so much to the amazing, Nikita. You're amazing. I adore you. Thank you. Thank you for having me. You're amazing.

Love you five ever. Six ever. Seven ever. Where can everybody find you? You can find me on the interwebs. at Neo It Girl on Instagram and TikTok mostly. Period.

Or just bopping around New York City. Love. Absolutely love. Make sure y'all follow. Nikita, if you haven't already. She's stunning. Love you. And gorgeous and so fucking smart. I love you a smart bitch.

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