The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LOWKEY KINDA CHILL Ft. Gracin (@emgracedawg) | Episode 188

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

This week, our second-ever guest on the podcast Gracin (@emgracedawg) makes a highly anticipated return to the show!! Drew and Gracin unpack Love Island, putting crystals under someone’s pillow to make them fall in love, rural blueberry festivals, working sales at the Apple store, Chuck E. Cheese parking lot makeouts, and so much more. Gracin IG: https://www.instagram.com/emgracedawg/?hl=enGracin Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emgracedawg?lang=enFollow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Buy one bouquet, get a second bouquet 50% off at 1800flowers.com slash Spotify. I love when the guy, it's like he's 18 in high school, but he's like played by like a 30-year-old man. Like my favorite thing. Like, you're a full-grown adult. And they're like talking about like... You have 5 o'clock shadow and it's 9 in the morning. So literally. They're like, we're going to be late for first period.

What? You're 40. Hey, everyone. And welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. sorry me, me, your fave, who cares about me? On to the guest. Today we have an all-star, the second episode ever of the comment section, the iconic,

the hilarious, M. Grace Dog, aka Grayson. Woo! Welcome back to the show. Thank you so much. My second episode in the history of time ever. I know. It's kind of iconic. And look at us. I know. We're so grown up now. We are.

We both had our blood. I had a mullet. You did have a mullet. I had a mullet. And a fade. like on the side. I know, what? And y'all were gassing me about it too. That's so wrong. And you guys didn't say anything about it.

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Yeah. Just kind of meandering. Yeah. Being hilarious, you know. Yeah. I'm just trying to survive. Right. You know what I mean?

That's all you can do at this point. I'm just like holding on. For dear life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just trying not to fall off the mountain. Yeah. That's all we can do. Yeah.

I think you're killing it, honestly. Thank you. I do want to say I remember distinctly from our first episode together. When I had texted you, I was like, hey, like we sent cut downs and stuff. You read them all and you messaged me. I remember it so distinctly because it made me laugh. and you said, hi, I did watch them. They're so great.

Could you, is there any way that you guys could send me one where I'm talking to and not just saying, no, yeah, totally. I remember laughing so hard because I was like, I, I hadn't watched them. So I was like, oh, let me go look and watch. I watched them. It's me yapping my fucking ass off and then you're going, no, yeah, totally. Like in every fucking one. Oh my God. Would you mind sending me one where I'm also talking?

Hey, notes taken. I was really embarrassed when I watched them back because I literally everything you said, I was like, no, like, yeah. That's all I said. I didn't know. After we sent you, I was like, yeah, let me have someone cut you new ones. We sent you new ones and you liked those. And then you were like, I watched the whole episode and I'm realizing I did actually

only say that almost the entire. No, it wasn't even your fault. Like, sending you. It's not like you were just setting me cuts where I was saying that. Like, I was saying that the entire, there was nothing for you to cut. Like, I didn't say literally one word. That's so bad. But I appreciated.

I appreciated you telling me. I'm glad that you were honest with me. Thank you. I love it. And it was so funny. I, like, I laughed out loud when I read it and I said, wait, let me go watch them. And then I realized, you aren't really talking that much in them. No.

I'm talking. I'm just, I'm talking. Yeah. And it was like, I don't know why I've been on every, most podcasts I've been on. I end up talking about, like, anxious attachment. like I can't talk about that anymore. Like that was our episode topic. Like how fucking embarrassing that like every time I learned a podcast.

I'm like anxious, anxious and avoid an attachment. Like can you shut the fuck up? Like it's so wrong. Well, to be fair to you, in those early days, we were a completely different format at that point. Okay. Yeah. So we had to have themes.

We had to have TikToks. We had to like, I remember too at the time something was trying to work in games. And I was like, you know, this. This is not a Japanese game show, so I'm really not interested in that. Like, I want to be silly and have bits. Like, over time, it's evolved into something else entirely. I think this is more our speed. Okay.

I did give you quite the obstacle course when you first came. Like, my first line of defense people that came in the first season, I appreciate y'all. The show was very strange and different at the time. Yeah, and like, did we do a game? I don't remember. Yeah, we did some sort of like this or that kind of game. And does that sound like me? No, not at all.

And I was like, do you guys mind if I just like fucking talk instead? And not bring it. We even got rid of like the TikToks and everything too. Because and the reason that happened because some people have asked like, oh, I love that you, you shifted the show entirely away from TikToks, like which is, was the goal. But the reason why we phased that out was because as I started getting more and more people that are not brain rotted like us, they would be like, I don't, I don't understand. I'd read it. I'd read the description of the TikTok. I read the comment and I'd be like, do you have any thoughts? And they'd be like, on what? Like they're not listening to me. And I was like, you know, like this TikTok they're doing this. Why would they say that? Forget it. Yeah. Forget it. Are you afraid of any animals? Like I just started bringing up new shit to talk about. Yeah. Celebrities, they don't have the brain rot we do. Right. They don't know like the trending audio. They really don't. I speak in those. Do you have any faves right now? I have one. I was. just explaining i was just explaining to dace in the green room that like one of them is that denzel washington i think it's in the equalizer for me right now where he's going like where are your witnesses

and where the fuck are your witnesses are yeah i've been like that one yeah see that's what i'm saying it's new there's too many wait for it okay the other day i was telling days like oh my god bro that was that was another one that i don't know that one either yes you do you know that one do it again No. I just wanted you to do it again. I don't know. Maybe I do know it. What's like a good one right now?

I've been watching a lot of dances. Just for fun? Yeah, I just like watching them do them. No. Literally never know. What kind of dances? Like the cat's eye gap ad one? I've been seeing that one a lot.

Okay, I've been seeing that one a lot. I like the ones where they like, when they like go like this. Oh, like they go like. It's like a dolphin. Yeah, they're like a question mark. Yes, I do know that one. I like watching those.

I don't know. Or like cooking videos. You like cooking videos? I do. That doesn't seem like something you would love to watch on your 4-U page to me. My 4-U page is so weird. It's weird or is it boring? Clock.

T.T. It could be boring, yeah. I mean, I like cooking videos. and women's basketball. A lot of that. Yeah. I saw they banned bags from the games for some of them. Why are you throwing straps at the players?

I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't understand like why, like are you going to like NBA games and like magnums at the players? Like no. No, you're throwing those pocket pussies at them. Yeah. Switch it up a little bit. You know what I mean?

Yeah, like come on. I know. I don't understand the appeal. there either. I was thinking like, are they picturing it almost like opera when they throw roses at the end? You know, they throw them at their feet and they're like, Bravo. Maybe. I don't know what they'd be saying in operas. Like, let's just say one of them were like, like, pick it up. Like, what do you want them to put it on? Like, for the whole stadium or like what, like, I don't understand like what's the end result. Like, and I hope they're new. I think shock and awe. Yeah, shock and awe. I think more than anything.

Because who's going to pick it up? You don't know if it's where that's been. Used. Right. Disgusting. I'm sorry. If I found it on the ground, you can pay me to touch it. No.

Now, would I take a picture of it and put it in my dump? Yes. Yeah. Probably. Like a normal person. Like a normal person. With brain rot, that's probably what I would do. Right.

It's just straight people. You're like the only like okay one. I really know. It's so. Yeah, that's true. I hear that a lot, honestly. You really are like, but, And you're like collect.

I was telling Carrie, like, you're collecting lesbians. Like, it's crazy. Fuck, yeah. I was looking at your page because I was like, what do I wear? Like, what are her guests wearing? Lesbian, lesbian, like your last guest. Like, lesbian, lesbian, lesbian. They're all gay.

Yeah, absolutely. They're your favorite. Yeah, they are. Absolutely. Lesbians and me won. Collecting them. Yeah, like, uh, Hina called me gay adjacent. Like, I run parallel to y'all.

Okay. Which I was like, I mean, it all ways, but physical, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Like, we're alike and like-minded in many ways. That's why even Jake Cornell when he came on, he's like, well, you're not annoying about it, like being straight. Yeah. So he's like, you're not like all in my fucking face about it.

So that's why it doesn't bother me. Well, also it doesn't bother me because your man is like nice. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Totally. Like, if you're dating like some like, I don't know, like, fuck-ass dude, it's like how, what do I have common with you, you know? Like, I don't have anything to talk to you about. I know. I made a joke once on Caleb's podcast where he was talking about Grindr and we were talking, I don't even remember how we got

there, but we were talking about like stinky butt play. I don't even remember how we got there. I don't, I couldn't tell you if I tried, right? Um, but when you said stinky butt play on Grindr, I'm like, ask me, well, you guys into stinky butt play? And I'm like, the two questions are, can you host and do you like a stinky butt and someone in someone clipped that and put it on tic-tok and said how does she know that can you host i know everything that's why i'm i'm well-versed maybe in a past life maybe who knows maybe in a current alternate universe like my mc u universe maybe in another timeline maybe so who fucking knows yeah even when i said i'm a token straight recently i was talking about being a token straight and everybody in my comments what the fuck not even a little bit gay

Like, kiss off at me. Not even fucking a little. Yeah. That's fucked up. Well, you know what? I will say to another thing about lesbians that I find so funny is y'all love reality TV in a way that I think you intersect with straight women. That's so true.

But they don't understand that. Like, straight women don't understand that concept. Right. But, like, me and Days joked about this, like, the amount of gay friends that we both share and have that were posting about Love Island, like, their lives depended on that shit. And you were one of them. Oh, my God. I was like living and breathing for that was like my only reason to live during that time.

I was like, well, I can't jump today because like I need to see like what happens to Sierra. Like is she going to get kicked out. Like, you know, it was keeping me alive. Yeah, you're like postponed. No, postponed. Now it's like, I don't know so much, but we'll see. You need another love island in your life? I do.

They need to have that all year for a girl like me. Like it's scary. I have a therapy. I just like, well, I like to criticize them, of course. I like to pick them apart, of course, psychoanalyze them. Right. Yeah. A lot of gay people love that love Island and I think it's like that is a straight person's

Stanford Prison Experiment. No, yeah. That is the version of the Stanford Prison Experiment. No, actually. It's being locked in that house together. Totally. I mean, but they are like. like also really dumb i think too like because i would try and like you know cut them some slack like

when they're like making really bad decisions like you know they have no sleep they have no they don't get to drink at all like they have no they don't even know what time it is yeah like they're going stir crazy right yeah but then i'm like at the same time maybe you're also just dumb too who knows we're holding space for it they could like some of them at least but especially the men one of the The funniest things I thought, because I only watched the first episode. That's all I watched of this last season. I gave up after that because I was like, over an hour, you're fucking nuts. Like, I can't watch them do that for that long.

But when I was watching, I was like, I am obsessed with them, like, when they're initially in the villa, they're getting to know each up. They're coupled up at this point. They're kind of getting to know each other. They'll say things like, you like Mexican food? And they go, yeah, and they go, me too. And then they're like kismic connection, is it? Or do generally speaking most people like

like skin food? Right. Like dig a little deeper, I would say, before you like hit your wagon to this. Yeah. I just thought it was so, you like blue Gatorade? And then in their interview,

I don't know, I just, I'm feeling a connection. I'm feeling something very serious moving in me. Yeah, they're like, he made me avocado toast. Like, how did he know I like that? Has, does anyone not like avocado toast? Like you're looking at a 90% chance you're going to like it. Yeah, like, come on.

They're just like, I also maybe they're like reaching. I mean, they want their air time. Totally. I'd be reaching. I'd be like avocado toast like we are fucking like so overlocked in because I'd be like I'm making it towards the end. No, totally. I told days I was like my game plan if I was in that villa would solely be to like

latch myself to the weakest man mentally. and suck you like I suck you this bitch like I'm like you're never going to leave me because you are going to be attached to me like I was like I really do think I could make it I could force a man and by force I mean like by his own free will to just stay with me just because I really do believe that about myself I feel like I could be like no we're together and then he'd be like okay and just kind of listen to me and that's how men work I feel yeah I mean I'm really speaking yeah yeah that's pretty much it I'd be like whispering in their ear at night like you love me Wishing you could be there live for the big game,

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Actual prices may vary, limited time offer. I'd be like doing hypnotism hypnotherapy like while they're sleeping like took it and then they would have you tried that method ever no I should though I mean I have put crystals under someone's pillow just because it didn't work well it was a rose quartz it was like fall in love with me it didn't work no but I have been I have done some like bruhetti out like witchy shit love me too you have to yeah you have sometimes you have to I literally I call myself a witch in training because Tephy has been teaching me a lot of because she is a full blown fucking witch. Sometimes I'll tell her something. I'm like, hey, did you see this about this person?

And she goes, yeah, and guess who lit a candle on my altar for that person? So you're welcome. And we'll laugh about it. So like she's been teaching me a lot of brouheria like that. I literally to this day, she taught me this like eight months ago. I have someone's name in a jar that's frozen in a bunch of sour, spicy, awful shit and put it in my freezer because they were talking shit on me. Wait, really? And I was sick of hearing from them. And I was like, she told me, this is exactly what you do.

And she, like, wrote it all out for me. Oh, my God. Did that spell prayed to my ancestors put it in there? Not one peep since. That's amazing. That's, yeah, she's on some real, like, South Florida Bruhedia shit. I should DM her about that because she probably, I trust, I trust her. Yeah.

You and me both. Yeah. Honestly. Oh, any other shit? you're liking you're loving living laughing loving it's embarrassing let's hear it i really like vampire diaries sorry you do i loved that fucking show i like i really do eat up like high school white girl shows like i can't have it like that gossip girl the OC am like yes like i don't know what it is just the straightest girl shows like ever and i i love when the guy it's like he's 18 in high school but

he's like played by like a 30 year old man like my favorite thing like you're a full grown adult and they're like you have five o'clock shadow and it's nine in the morning so literally they're like we're going to be late for first period what you're 40 when I showed I tried to show my fiance I tried to show him vampire diaries because I was like the first season's cringy a little bit but two to like five is unbelievable like it's so fucking cinema in my opinion no it's like they're on to something it's good they are i'm like this is real television bring this shit back yeah i need me some of this and i was like showing him the very first episode which by the way in the very first episode when elena and bonnie walk into school i watched

this recently so that's how i remember okay i watched you recently too yeah they walk into school and bonnie's talking about this jacket that she hates that she's wearing and she's like yeah i wore this and someone said i looked like a and then used a transphobic slur And I said, wait, I didn't even notice that. Go rewatch it when you get home. Oh my God. I literally rewinded it three times because I was like, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking.

And then they, it's in the subtitles. What? Oh my God. You have to rewatch it and please text me when you see it. I was blown away. And when they walk in and then when she runs into Stefan for the first time, my man, first time seeing it ever, he pauses it, goes, that guy's supposed to be in high school. No, literally.

That guy. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? forget it. Yeah. You can't suspend this belief. You can't watch this with me. Right. You have to, you have to suspend, you have to leave it at the door. Oh my God. That scene is so corny when she like comes out of the bathroom and they like do the thing where they're like both trying to move out of the way and you're like, and she like, literally she's Sabrina Carpenter. Like she looks at him and she's like, I'm sorry. Boy in room. No, literally. I'm like. Boy in home room.

But I eat that shit up. I'm like, yeah, that's your man. You don't know it yet. Get your fucking man. Oh my God. What team were you? Did you have a favorite team? I like her with Stefan more. Me too. I do.

Because like I feel like her and Damon, it's just like whatever. Like get back with Stefan. What are you doing? I'm not. This is not a joke. When I was a freshman in college, I was still watch like Vampidaries was still on like actively. And I was still watching. And it was spoiler alert.

It was the episode where they officially like their bond is fucking broken for real. and they are never going to get back together. When they sit at that fireplace and they're like, always friends. And then he goes, yeah, I turn that shit off. I said, fuck this show. And I swear to God, I didn't watch another episode after. Okay. I was so angry.

I was like, you have wasted my time for three years. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Because they were, even when they separated, it was still kind of like, oh, maybe when they broke that bond, I said, fuck this show. Yeah. And I never watched again. And then, yeah, I never even, I'm like rewatching it and I still have

ever seen the last season where she leaves because I'm like yeah why even make the show I don't want to watch it without like she's the whole thing why do they do that that's like kind of her thing yeah like what I don't need to watch without her I loved I loved uh Stefan with her the most but like it felt like the summer I turned pretty we're like everyone's like well obviously I'm team damon obviously right and I was like me going against the grain yeah you know they called Jesus a match man once I'm sure everybody hated him because he told the truth yeah so that's you and me as team stuff right people want to be like do the different thing even even though it's like everyone's doing it it's like they want like she was originally with him so they want to be like team detrarian yeah right

any other shows that you love um oh you said the OC gossip girl I've never watched those ones get on that yeah Dason watched gossip girl she really liked gossip girl gossip girl Gossip Girl hits. Yeah. I know who Gossip Girl is. I found out. I didn't know. And that proves the theory the messiest bitch you know is a man.

Right. It's always a man. But it's like... Gossip Girl's proof. But these shows are so ass because like I don't even... They fucking pulled that out of their ass. Like in the last fucking the writers are in they're like, fuck, what do we do? What do we do?

And they just made him Gossip Girl. Like it doesn't... If you rewatch, it doesn't make any sense. Really? Same with Pretty Little Liars. Like with A. That one got to a point where I was like, you're at... this point it's turning into breaking bad i can't watch it anymore it was so bad in the end yeah it was

they just tried to plot twist it too many fucking times and i read those books too me too so i was gagged by the ending in the books i was like no fucking way and then i watched the show i was like what yeah and then they team up with the evil sister at one point i'm like i i can't even be bothered it was so dumb because i i kept watching because i really thought that they were it was all gonna like make sense but I was like 13 so I didn't realize that like writers are like not doing that. They're just fully not doing that. I thought it was all gonna like, no. I made a joke about Love Island where I said that like first of all that people were watching it like they were in the situation room like they're just like they were handling it like it was just a crisis, a national crises.

And they were also watching it like how rich people watch poor people kill each other in Squid Game. That's how I felt like it was being watched. Like they were like, do it, do it, do it, kill each other, kill each other. No, it's, it's just like, the internet has gone to a point where it's like what, like, they were like waiting to like crucify everybody. Yeah, totally. But then they were like at the same time, like, wanted like. Favorites and stuff. Yeah, like it's just like too much.

Like they, it was so bad. I know. And I was really just absolutely shocked at the quality of man on that show. I was just I could not believe like the stark difference and looks between men and women on that on that season and I was like well no wonder it's turning into Lord of the Flies like they're fighting over scraps in there I made a video about that I literally had to private it because it got on the wrong side of TikTok because all these guys were like look at you you're fucking fat and ugly like in my cause I was like all the men are so like ugly like I feel bad for these women and I like wake up the next morning and all these men are like look at you pig and I'm like this was on the wrong side of TikTok. He's gone on the wrong side of TikTok. You should have said it to me. I should have.

I handled it for you. Wait, you're like the girl for that. I'm the, I'm the big fat pig that they harassed most times. Oh my. More often than not, I'm the big fat pig. Welcome to the club. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, that's fine. Even recently I had a man harassing me for like over eight days, made 17 videos about me. What? And a 16 minute long YouTube video. What? Yeah, all because I said his hairline started on the back of his

neck and like that just really upset him to that point which you know is what it is but I started getting hate comments from men which is normal for me but like in the years I've been doing this like it that hasn't happened in a while because most dudes learn the hard way like that fucking with me never gives you a career of any kind and uh I had a guy comment that I made a video about and he said I would never if it was between you and him, and I'm a straight man, I would pick him every time. And I thought to myself, I literally was like, do you guys, like, read these out loud? Yeah, what?

Press post. Like, before you press, send to me on this shit. Do you read it to yourself and think, like, that's, that's going to get her? Yeah. He was like, that's a banger. That's going to get her. I'm sorry you were getting hate comments from men. Thanks.

It's okay. It's like, it's really scary because, like I forget there's like that side of the world I feel like I'm so I mean I do feel like my videos get pushed out to like everyone yeah totally like not just gay people but then it's like but when straight men come in you're like what are you doing yeah or it's like the second you have like they feel a little bit insulted it's like over yeah oh totally no going back oh even sometimes I'll have like straight men who like think I'm funny and I'm like surprised like I'm like really like okay ew like you like my lesbian jokes like what do you know about that shit no literally you're like

yeah because they want to like bond I feel they're like pussy right but you're fucking with it yeah yeah like dang you get in there don't you um but wish I did yeah I know literally but I don't but yeah the times I've like kind of insulted them they're like ruthless yeah and I just don't I just I don't want to see it that's how I know you're just the purest form of a lesbian because it's not bothering you in that way it's more so like I don't want you to ever look at me no literally let alone interact with me when I've like looked at my demographics and it's like 20% men I'm like gay question mark gay like I hope I would assume I hope so Literally, Amanda was showing me before we started recording that I just had Tony Sedevici on for an All-Stars.

Love him. Me and Tony go way far back. Like, we've been friends for a minute. And, like, obviously, it's an All-Star. So he's been on the show before. He's familiar with me. We've keyed a bunch. Whatever.

He comes on. And, like, Laura, who does socials for me for this show, she had, like, looked in one of the comments of the videos. And, like, there are dudes in there, which, like, for the most part, they're like, fuck this. that bitch, which I'm used to. But they were this time going like, why is she like low key kind of chill talking about me? Because Tony's sitting in that chair and I'm making Tony laugh. And then they're like, hold up. Like if he likes her, wait, let me think this through.

Like this fat bitch. Wait, you could actually hear fat bitches when they talk. Now that I'm kind of listening to this fat ho. She's on to something. When I put her disgusting fat body aside, she's kind of funny. If I listen to this shit with my eyes closed, it's almost like I could start laughing. I found myself giggling quite a bit. Yeah, that's disgusting fat.

When you post the videos about like my mom's need to insult someone no matter what, like when she's describing someone, I was in tears and you're going, Really like she's like her clothes huge. No. She's huge. She does that all that. She's like, you're fat. The one that she was really fat and she'd come over and she want to borrow your clothes, but none of them fit in her.

I just saw on Facebook, she's a doctor now. And she's still fat. She's a fat doctor. And she's like, isn't that great? Mom, like, what's or she like has to be like, your little Indian friend. What was her name? Enough of like the cultural. Like it's always like Indian and the and then the Chinese fat girl.

Stop. Stop it. Do you remember names at all or is it just kind of a free for all for you? The worst one. She knows their names. She has to give you a police description in order for you to understand. Yeah, she's like 215 pounds. At least 2.30 at least 230 at least.

Oh my god. No, the person, she's a doctor now. Can you believe? Yeah. And she's like, she thinks she's like being kind. She's like complimenting her. Yeah, she's like, her and her husband look so happy together. Both fat. And I'm sure they'll have a cute little baby who would also be fat. You're like, I don't want to talk to you about my friends anymore. I'm like, okay, mom, thanks. Thanks, mom. This is like unrelated to that, but like a mom quirk of my mother-in-law, like my fiance's mom. She, I say this all the time, love her to death. I love telling her news, like of any kind.

Like it could range from like something's on sale at home goods to like someone literally died in a place we both frequent. And any time the reaction's the same. Like this is what she says every time I tell her something. She goes, you're kidding. you're kidding me, Drew. And then I go, I'm not kidding, Lisa, if you can believe it. And then she literally goes, you're lying to me.

There's no way. Like, it's a whole bit. Like, it's like, it's such a pageantry. I, like, I literally tell my fiance, I'm like, I can't wait to tell your mom to see her reaction. She's like, you're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding. When someone gives you a reaction like that, it's like drugs.

She's like, no, I'm not kidding. Like, you like, it's so good. my mom is kind of like that but she just goes like it's always a huge gas like I could say anything it's just a huge gas they just can't even believe anything no like it's just like she's the best person to tell news too yeah like if I if I told her I got some new plates

she'd be like you're kidding let me see them send me a pick and honestly she reminds me a lot of Carrie's mom Jennifer Pritchett realtor who is our biggest fan Jennifer Pritchett Realtor is the biggest I'm not kidding. She's the biggest fan of the comment section. Wait, she's a realtor? That's her last name. I think it's Pritchin underscore realtor is her last name. Okay.

Like, we have so many isms from Carrie's mom specifically because she is so funny and so silly. Like, Carrie was the other day that she was like asking her if she was going to come to something like an event with Carrie. And she was like, well, what time? Because I am volunteering at the blueberry festival. And then later I'm going to a cookout. So depends on the time. Wait, what the fuck is a blueberry festival? Girl, fuck if I know.

They live in some little ass town. Like, they literally live for the summer I turn pretty, like is filmed. Like cousins. I'm not on that. Don't be. Okay. Unless you want 15 year olds to tell you to kill yourself, don't. Don't.

Oh, right. You're having drama with that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's like literally Julian Salamita like love him. He DMed me and he was like, this seems like a fun and stress-free hobby. Should I start watching?

And I said, no. Nope. Don't. Actually, don't. But yeah, the blueberry festival, fuck if I know what that is. That's insane. Yeah, she's like, well, what time? Because I am volunteering at the blueberry festival. So actually, like, really scares me. Sorry. I, like, can't imagine growing up in a, like, small town, like, with the blueberry festival. Because you know why, like, I just immediately am, like, wait, I don't want to, Carrie, I don't think your mom's homophobic. Okay, but like, she's not. Honestly, she's not.

I feel like the blueberry festival would be frequented by homophobes. Yeah, like, how could it not? For sure. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Because like, what else are like homophobes up to? Other than selling blueberries. Yeah, they're like at the blueberry festival.

Yeah, well, like the freedom of racism allows them to focus on blueberries. Exactly. Like, they're like, well, racism doesn't affect me. Let's call blueberries. And they're like, nothing's like, wrong with the world right now. Like, nothing's going on. Like, I'm at peace. I could just pick some blueberries. You know what I mean? Like, they're not worried. There's no worries. You're from Florida, right? I'm from Florida, but I'm from South Florida. Okay. I'm from, like, close to Miami. Okay.

So it's, like, pretty liberal there. Miami? Yeah. But, like, where I'm from was really liberal. Like, I grew up, like, I told everyone I was gay and they were like, yay. Like it was like fun. Yeah. So that was fun. Like I can't imagine it not being that. But like God bless. There's so many people that it's not like that.

God bless you. Right. Not me though. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thankfully. Yours was fine. Yeah.

When my sister was like when we were talking about her being a lesbian, I was literally like, can I be real? Like when Jason was so like, maybe I like boys. I'm like, no, you don't. Like she would, sometimes she would send me someone. I'd be like, no, you don't fucking like that guy. You're a liar. Like, you're literally a liar. And then when she was like, no, you're right.

I'm a lesbian. And when we were talking about it once, I said, if I'm being real, like, if you started dating a man, I'd be pissed off. I'd be annoyed all the time. We have one straight guy, other than my brother and my dad, like my man, that's it. Quota filled. Yeah. Done.

Done. Enough. Enough. Enough. No more of that. You don't need another one. No, we don't need another. I was like, you're so not for real about that.

And she's like, you're right up. Yeah. I was like, then why is every guy you like ugly? Right. And annoying on top of that. Or like look like, at least the guys that I thought were cute, like were just looked like lesbians. Like that's just a full lesbian. Did you have any like people that were like, maybe I do like girls in like stars, celebrities?

Like my lesbian crush. Yeah, like lesbian awakening, gay awakening. honestly shea mitchell really in because she was like lesbian in pretty little liars and she's beautiful she's so yeah and you said she's so real for that instead of doing homework she's kissing girls yeah so real i was like she's onto something but no i mean or like um it wasn't like a crush but like any when any of the girls were like tomboyy i just thought they were really fucking cool yeah like i was like she's wearing a backwards hat that's like every i was like how do i get like that that needs like that's the coolest person i've

seen in my life i need that yeah need i have some pretty fun facts about you if you'd like to hear them about me yes about you this is the the show is so new now okay so even though i'm sure you hardly remember that first one because i barely i don't i don't what we talked about i don't remember i don't i don't i just remember i had to like roll my socks down because i have like a nike sign and then in the like videos they just it looks like I'm like just being really twink like rolling like my socks down and it was like embarrassing but it was logos so we were being cognizant right I have some fun facts about you okay okay this is a we phoned a friend for some fun facts uh shout out Georgia Bridgers oh and she told us these okay okay it says that you once hooked up with a girl in a

chucky cheese parking lot I did and how was that in the house of Charles cheese Um, okay, well. Charles Entertainment cheese. It started because I liked her on Bumble and her, um, prompt on Bumble was looking for someone to lick hummus off of my tits. And I was like, and I was like, perfect. And I was like, dream girl. And I, this was like three years ago.

Okay. Then I liked her and I said, what kind of hummus? And then she responded and she said, garlic sent me her number. I was like, this is the perfect girl. No nonsense. Wasn't in therapy then. Like, so at the time. I was going to say three years ago is kind of recent.

Is it? I would say. Bitch, no, it feels like a lifetime for me. Like, three years ago is like, I don't even know who that was. I don't know who that was. Anyway, so then she, long story, short, she, like, sends me a voice memo and she's like, hey, dude, like, I thought it'd be funny if we, like, went to the Chucky Cheese, like, got drunk and like made out in the bathroom and i was like yeah like i could do that so then she was like

i was like what time and she said eight and in my head i was like how late is chucky cheese i know what the fuck children's establishment yeah but i just said okay and then when we got there it was closed right naturally so then so you couldn't be degenerates in there no but you came to party but you can in a jeep outside of the Chucky Cheese. Right, exactly. And then I ghosted her. Right.

Naturally. And you said it, and that was before therapy again. Right. But like, what else are you supposed to do? Honestly, I mean,

hooking up in Charles Entertainment Cheese's parking lot, I think, yeah, ghosting is probably the smarter decision. What am I supposed to say after that? I'm also, and also did you bring the hummus?

There was no hummus. There was no hummus present. Though, you know what's funny is I've said before, on the show that I don't think ghosting is necessarily a bad thing, depending on how and when. Like, obviously, don't, like, date someone monogamously for three years and then just disappear off the face of the earth. But, like, my thing is, like, I attribute ghosting to, like, riding the train, like, the subway.

If I sit and I start talking to you, like, I just met you. I don't have to tell you when my stop is. Like, if I, if my stop's here, my stop's here, I'm going to get up and I'm going to leave. Yeah, you're not going to be like, my stops and two stops, just by the way. Yeah, just by the way, like, oh, and I'm just by the way. like oh and also i have to leave because like i'm just going through a lot right now but i do have to leave and i have to get off right now like i don't know you that i'm just going to get off the train totally it's been it was nice ride though yeah i'm pro i'm pro ghost i really am except i did like for the

first time like communicate period and how was it i can i was just like i don't think i was just like no but i was just like i think we should be friends and how did it like Yeah. But honestly, it was, it felt like, oh, I could have just ghosted her. It felt like that was like almost worse. You know, I feel bad if she watches this because we're kind of like buddies now. Well, it all worked out. It all worked out. Yeah, that's my bud. Yeah. That's my bud. That's my friend. That's my sister. That's my biological sister. Yeah. That's my literal biological sister. I think we should just be friends to your sister.

Okay, this next one also from Georgia. It says that you love to go to the ocean to commune with it and journal. I do talk to the ocean frequently, yeah. Love that. She tells me things. That's where my witchiness, like, I tell her stuff, she tells me stuff. And it's incredible. And so when people wrong you, you're like, I'm at the ocean.

Yeah, you fucked up. I'm at the ocean now. No, I'm like, I need to have a word with the ocean really quick. Like, I need to go, like, stare at the moon, talk to her. I love talking to the moon. It's the best. I love that. But it's like the ocean, the moon.

it's like it's like the same vibe yeah totally so and the moon controls the tide so explain that exactly exactly how often do you go to the ocean um i just depend on what you're going through i've been there a lot recently so that explains you know my mental state um yeah but it's just like a fucking long drive and like you have to plan like what time you're coming back because then you get stuck in traffic and like I have to pee a lot and that's a problem like stopping to pee it's just like it's hard but any body of water is nice but I'm not trying to go to like like I could go to like silver lake reservoir but then I'll like run into every X I've ever had like there like I can't it's just it's just you got to pick your battles yeah it's traffic or that shit yeah I ran I ran

I can't I can't even call him an X I ran into someone I dated in college working security at VidCon. I swear to fucking God. I swear to fucking God. It was the worst thing ever. Like it really was like and what's worse is like obviously I met VidCon because I'm like that was my last year doing it too because I was like I'm too old for this shit like at a certain point.

I was like yeah I'm too old. And it was like the last day and my family wanted to go into those little like lounges they have and it was like there was a YouTube one and they give you like free stuff in there like customized whatever. So we were like, oh, let's go in that one. And I was like, okay. And my family, like, beat me there. So it was just me, my fiance and my dad, like walking up.

And I was like, what's ironic is there was two security guards. One of them my family knew because like we met him in a work thing like years ago. So we knew him. And he was someone. The other one, not someone, just someone I dated in college. What are the fucking odds? Yeah. That those two guys are the only two guys working security at that fucking door.

That's insane. And so as we're walking up, my sister. called me as I was walking there. She goes, dude, you'll never fucking get his working security. And she tells me about the guy my family knows. And I was like, no way. That's crazy. Okay, we'll see you guys in a little hang up. As we're walking up, the guy standing at the door, I was like, that guy looks kind of familiar, but I have terrible vision. So like, as we got closer, I was like, no fucking way, dude. No fucking way. And then we walked up, it was like awkward, obviously. I haven't seen him in years. And I was like, hey, like, what's up? Wait, but was

your name on the door? Yeah, my name was my, that year, the agency I was with at the time was sponsoring. So my face was blown up on fat heads. So he was waiting for you. All around this fucking hotel. I think he knew. Like I think he knew I was obviously. I think he knew, but to some extent.

And I walked out. I was like, hey, hey. I was like, what are you doing here? And then I realized that's fucked up to ask because he's literally on the clock. Yeah. Which I didn't know. Oh, sure. It's a security.

Yeah. He goes, security. And I go, oh, nice, nice, nice, cool. All right. well this is my dad this is my uh we were boyfriend girlfriend at the time i was like this is my boyfriend pele i was like um this is so-and-so and i was like we went to college together and then they shook hands and he goes yeah we went to college together and then i wanted to be like you shut the fuck up yeah whatever the fuck you dated i don't know who the she's dead i killed her a long time ago and i was like

all right okay all right well we're just going ahead inside so we start walking away and he tries to like reach in for a hug like this, which I did not hug in when we walked up. So that seemed like a bold move. And he went like this. And then as his arm came this way, I just like grabbed the hand like this. And I was like, it was nice to see you, dude. It was nice to see it. All right.

Have a nice night. I walked inside. My dad is the shyest person who's ever lived, like literally ever in a million years lived. And so when we walked inside, he goes, that was the most humiliating thing I've ever witnessed. And I go, oh, me running into that mother. fucker yeah my dad goes no the end and i go what do you mean he goes the handshake and he was like i would kill myself because it was so like all right like i shook his hand this high because he was trying to reach over me and i was like now right dick you see you guys have a good night girl

why would he even do that i don't fucking know so weird and then everyone like my family my team like all of them were like and he was like fucking gross Like a lot of them were like dogging me out as if it's my fault he aged poorly. I said that's not on me actually. Yeah. He didn't look like that. Yeah. Hey.

Yeah. Easy. Not too much on me now. What the fuck? So I get it. Not wanting to run into an exit. It's terrible. Oh my God.

Yeah. Hopefully you don't run into them at VidCon if that ever happens for you. I hope not. I hope not. Okay. More fun facts about you. It says you used to work as a specialist at the Apple store. What is Georgia talking about?

No, this one's not from Georgia. Oh, okay. I was like, why would she say that? Like, okay. Yeah, I did. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be so honest, Grace. And if I saw, I don't think you would be very helpful to me if I saw you in an Apple store.

I wasn't. Well, I was selling. It was sales. I wasn't a genius. Okay. You tell yourself, no one wants your college-era band teas. But on Deepop, people are searching for exactly what you've got. You once paid a small fortune for them at merch stands.

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Like, they just throw your phone, their phone at you and they're like, fix it. And I'd be like, no. Like, I was like being rude. I don't think I could work like a real job. Like, I just, because I don't know. No, old people loved me there. Right.

We would like, Kiki. Yeah. I'd show them how to play games on iPads. Like, they'd be like, oh, like, that was fun. But I don't know. People are just like weird and annoying. also it was kind of like scary like well I was setting up people's phones and that could be scary because if you do you can make the wrong move and like delete everything I never did that but someone

someone I knew did that that and they were like something glitched and I don't know what happened scary but one time this guy like he gave me his phone and he like just was acting like super normal about he's like can't get in like my phone like I don't know the password is not working gives me the phone look at it full nude is his wallpaper like not of him like of a woman like pussy out like like spread eagle like she's getting a wax like full yeah like she's on the beach she was on the beach like spread everything's out pubs out okay full bush summer no no it was a landing oh landing strip okay landing strip but I'm like hi like you knew you were coming in here today right and like the whole thing

was like that he couldn't get in his phone but like a little disclaimer like ah this is a little embarrassing this is he just didn't even mention it like I kind of just like act normal I was like okay like let me call my supervisor over and I like wanted to like go in the back find him give him a little But as I was walking back, we actually bumped into each other. And I was, and he was like very close to the guy. And I was like, oh, so we have to like, we'd always have to be like, what's your name? So I like, I don't remember his name. Peter.

I don't know. I'm like, Peter needs some help with his phone. But I didn't have time to brief him on the wallpaper. And so then I had to watch my manager, like, straight face. Yeah. Oh, my heavens. Yeah. People are fucking weird.

Like, what's wrong with you? Fuck, dude. Maybe he wanted you to react to it. Maybe that's why. Or maybe he's just so desensitized to it. Maybe that's his kink. Yeah, honestly, I think he's like, it's some pervy shit to do that. Maybe.

I mean, to have a full nude, like, bush out, lips out everything. Like, even taint. Like, it's, there is a line, I would say. Like, even taint. Like, even just tits would be awful, but, like, at least, like, a little more tasteful in that sense, like, in the sense of, like, framing and all of that. I just mean like full it looks like anatomy at that point like at that point I was like this is like yeah like this is educational yeah it's like like when you're showing someone something

and it's not sexual you're like can you please look and tell me if there's anything down there yeah it's like it's like if you look up a picture like the anatomy of a vagina yeah it felt very medical no it was medical yeah oh my god people were there another job that I had actually it was that I worked at this agency that managed people's only fans accounts. Oh, right. And I would like sext as these accounts. You know what's funny? I know a lot of like creators that do that on the side.

That was what I was doing. Yeah, I was doing that on the side like two years ago. I know quite a few people who do that. It's a good side hustle. And a lot of them are gay men, which I find so funny. Okay, period. Like all day, like these men have the weirdest kinks. Like there was this one where he was like,

like, I'm, like, texting as this girl. And I'm like, how are you, like, sweetie? And he's like, question, have you ever, have you ever fainted? And I was like, I don't know. I don't think so. Why? And he's like, well, I was hoping that you'd say yes. And so I'm like trying to get money out of him.

So I was like, wait, actually, I remember that I did faint one time. And he was like, for how many seconds? like and like what were you wearing he had like a fainting kink oh how did you even acquire and what but i asked him and he told me that one time he passed out i don't remember i don't remember how and then the conversation kept going he sent me a picture of him in a gas mask and then he was like jacking him can i like talk about that yes of course he can he was like jacking himself off like with a gas mask and the way you're saying jacking himself off it's jerking off it's jerking off is that not a word jack off yeah jerking yeah when you when you're actively me correct can you

tell me my work off me going like it's jerking off but jacking off is making me laugh because it's like talking about men so that's why it's like you're like oh hey doing a jack off yeah yeah yeah and i'm like i don't fucking i don't know what you bitches call that shit i'm like jerk off jack off how would i know you're like i'm the jack off messaging you so i guess we're all the same um okay he was jerking off jerking off yes thank you queen um he was jerking off in the gas mask in the gas mask yeah was the gas mask just like to hide identity or did it have to do with the fainting no he wanted to get to the point of like suffocation oh my suffocation kink yeah then there was another guy who had like a like dick in a box situation like cage with a remote and I would tell him like what to do okay with the remote like he puts

his own dick in the box? And it's like, what does it do to it? Does it stimulate it or does it? No, it hurts. It like gets smaller and smaller and smaller. The box does. Wait, so it gets small, like it's squeezing it. Like Houdini? You know, and Houdini's in like a thing, like a, anyway, as the walls close in, I'm going to get out in three minutes. Yeah, that was like his dick. Yeah. He comes out, he has handcuffs, uncuffed. Yeah. He's like, oh, and then you're just telling him to make it smaller and smaller yeah like close in on it and they would they would send money for like me to tell him to make it he he and why am i day theming i'm like um he would send money to for me to say like make it smaller interesting yeah men are so easy and like weird yeah they're fucking weird

i hate them so upsetting Yeah, like when that man was harassing me recently, the things that men would say, like, they used to say seven years no ring. And I would be like seven years no age verification. Right. Two different problems, right? And so like, I never gave a fuck because I'm like, I'm confused because I thought you guys fucking hated me. So are you guys, the way you're talking to is like concerned girlfriends. Like they're like, and when's he going to propose?

Yeah. Like that's literally how y'all are talking. my own friends don't talk to me that way. Yeah. Because no one gives a fuck. Like, but the other day I got a hate comment. This guy called me, um, he said like some bullshit like fucking ugly bitch. And he said, get lost Lizzo Jr.

That's what he called me. Which like, sure, right? Like, okay. Um, and so I go and look at his profile because I thought that was just like the worst insult in the world. Like they just, they're never good at it, right? Yeah. So I go and I look and in his body.

it said that he's an MBA candidate. Like he's currently pursuing an MBA and he's going to graduate in two years, right? Because he's 100. So then I message him back and I go, it says you're, so you're getting your MBA. What school do you go to? And do you think that they would like the fact that you're a random 50 year old man on Instagram harassing women? Because if not, maybe I should ask them and let them know.

And the way this bitch wrote me like eight dissertation comments. The first thing he said was, you're harassing me. What? First thing he says is, you're harassing me. Don't get yourself sued. Threatening to tell my fucking school, what the fuck is the matter with you? Like literally, like, lecturing me. Like, it's like I told him to come onto Instagram.com and call me Lizzo Jr.

Like, I told you to fucking do that. Yeah, like, he's like, you made me. You got in my head and you made me say. I didn't even know what I was doing. And he's like, I'm literally a current candidate and you're threatening to tell my school and that's harassment. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's funny because it's not.

Like, quite literally speaking, you having a one-sided conversation with me, that's harassment. Yeah. And then I wrote back the fact that you just started making shit up because you got so scared I was going to tell your school. Yeah. And he was like, I'm not scared. I go, then send me the name of the school and let's ask them what they think about your funny jokes. And then he blocked me. Love that.

Yeah. I also message wives quite often, like, and, girlfriends when I find a man saying awful shit to me at I'll sometimes if it's public I'll comment does your girl know that you like harassing women online or do you want me to tell her yeah I had a kid blocked me almost immediately once like recently a couple days ago and another guy DM'd me calling me a man right hilarious oh oh you're so funny yeah they're like get this you're a man okay yeah anything else right and so I I screenshot it went on his profile found his wife found her profile, DMed her, said, hey girl, you don't know me, but your man thinks it's funny

to be transphobic on Instagram. And if my man was walking around embarrassing me like that, I would want to know. And then I said, do with that information what you will. She never messaged me back. They almost never do. Well, that's what I was going to like, I feel like there are women who are like, they know. They know and they don't care. Like they're like. You're just kidding. Like they're like brainwashed. too yeah no I'm sure I've had one girl message me back and tell me I'm so embarrassed I'm so sorry like blah blah blah and I just didn't respond right but other than that they just almost immediately they either

block me or they just don't they read it and don't say anything yeah and then I never see their man ever again on my shit which like if I found out my my grown ass partner was going and harassing women by like what humiliating me yeah oh that's sad I feel like they're just like, if you're dating a man like that, it's kind of like, you know what I mean? Not to bring women down to. Yeah. It depends. Yeah, that's why I said.

It really, some of them do actually know and don't care. I mean, yeah, come on. Like. Come on, girl. Because especially, like, the reason I'm saying that is because I've made videos like making fun of, I'm like making fun of the girls from my high school that support Trump. And then I have like women in my comments, like making fun of me. Yeah. No, same.

I've had that. those women are like the ones who eat shit from men yeah and then they're like not me i can take a joke and i was like where's the joke yeah because they're like they're the boys girl yeah you know on saturdays are for the boys yeah not me i love that joke i love that joke and i'm gonna drink a beer with the boys you know touch my butt and buy me pizza that's all i need me and days like Maybe this, me and days have this bit that we said for it when we're like,

boobs, beer, football, that's all I need. No, literally. Like, that's my impersonation of a picnic. No, yeah. Me, boobs, beer, and ball. That's all I need.

Boob's beer trucker hat. And my best friends. And it's just like the most, like, gross men you've ever seen your life drinking monsters. Yeah, the most disgusting. And then they all have stickers on their car that say river rat.

Or like... They love a river. Men and women like that, like they love a river. Yeah, they love a river. They love to congregate around a river. I don't know what that is, but it's gross. Beer, river, Captain Morgan, straw hats. Bud light.

Yeah, bud light. America. Exactly. I have, oh, another fun fact, one of your TikTok videos inspired Julia Fox to publicly come out. out. But apparently now she's saying she's not lesbian anymore. Really?

So I don't know. But we shall see. But you did inspire her. I mean, yeah, I was like, I love when I see, what did I say? A straight girl. No, a lesbian with her boyfriend. And I'm like, you're clearly like, come on. Like, you're a lesbian.

And it's always like the girls who like hate their boyfriend. shut up like you disgust me or like talking about how their boyfriend like he's just so he smells all the time he's so hairy and I'm like you're a lesbian I like um and then she stitched it what did she even say she was like yeah I was that girl or something and she came out but apparently now I don't know I think she redacted it recently man uh audiences that you were on an improv team in Boulder called Catherine, my wife. Who? Catherine, my wife?

No comment. I have nothing to say about that. I like... Did you like improv? I think going to the University of Colorado and being on an improv team there was actually... You were getting bullied in school, probably.

Like, I don't think there's anything worse than being surrounded by the type of people who go to that school. and also do improv. Like, it's, like, the most, like, whitest granola. I was just about to say, like, TiVo wearing slackline loving. So they love a slack line. They love a slack line.

They do. And, like, a bag of cashew. And unsalted almonds. Get the fuck out of my face. Like, they made me so mad. Like, they're, like, cosplay being poor. like obsessed with that and they come from like generational wealth yeah they're like very wealthy and they're wearing like vans with holes in them like to be trendy like i literally hate you like they

and they like oh my god they and like they only listen to like arctic monkeys and like i got there and just that one song the do do i want to know song right yeah just that one no literally and it was just like it was literally torture. It was so bad. But honestly, that was like my villain arc because I was on a team with like a lot of like guys who made me feel really unfunny. And I was like, oh, I'm not funny. And then then I was like had something to prove after that. That just like a little fire under my ass, but just so embarrassing. Like, but it's true. Whatever works, you know? Yeah. Whatever gets you to believe in yourself. I love that men. You're like, that's not true. Yeah. You're like, mm. That's, that's didn't happen. They were trying to make you feel unfun funny on purpose, I'm assuming. Uh, yeah. And they just

like, don't like, like, want a woman to speak ever. Like, it was like, we'd like start a scene. And have you seen, did you watch the office? Yes, of course you have. It's like literally Michael Scott in the improv, like, where he's like, he keeps like having a gun. I just made that joke last episode. I'm not even kidding. Oh, really? I brought that up too. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. It's like they won't stop. Or it's like every scene you get into, they're like, think Verizon is expensive. Think again. Anyone can bring their AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today and we'll give you a better deal. So bring us your bill. Walk in, running, pogo stick in, teleport if you can. Ride on the back of a rollerblading yak or flying on

the wings of a majestic falcon. Any way you can, bring your AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today and we'll give you a better deal on the best network. Based on Route Metrics, best overall mobile network performance US second half 2025 all right reserved must provide very recent postpaid consumer mobile bill in the name of the person redeeming the deal additional terms conditions and restrictions apply like I could say anything like if I started the scene and I was like oh like it's so nice out they'd be like yeah what's going to be really nice is when you're in this jail cell for the rest of your life like they want to like always be like the bigger like a powerful person always like always the power dynamic yeah well guess what I just shot you in the head and you're like why

Yeah. The scene just started. No, literally. They're like, good thing, you're going to be in shackles forever. I'm like, what are you talking about? I literally was like, it's so nice out today. Like, good thing, you're going to be behind bars. Like, okay, thanks. And then I get tapped out by someone else. And it's a new scene where they're like in the prison and I'm just like not involved.

Great. Thanks. Thanks, guys. Love it here. I'm getting in a lot of good reps. Let's keep going. Yeah. Like every time I'm in a scene, I'm immediately getting tapped out by another man.

Thank you. Thanks. Like, we just need you to set that up for us. Well, now I'm going to put you in a Ford Nelson. Now what? No, literally. Now what? You're under arrest.

Yeah, get on the ground. Every time. Or like, you're, I'm like, oh, like, I'm so hungry. And they're like, well, this is detention and there's no food alone here. I'm like, stop. Stop! Every time. I was like, stop.

Stop. It's my immediately getting tapped out every scene. No, literally. So it's only men in the scene. Yeah. They hated me. Okay.

I'm literally, I'm gonna cry because I'm laughing because I'm picturing you going, all right, like, and then it's just backing up and then they do the whole scene 20 minutes without you. And it's like some, like two, six-foot-tall

ginger's in teapest. Like there's one like blonde guy with a bowl cut and Tom's. And they're like making me feel unfunty. It was like I didn't get the fuck out of it. They have a Coney 2012 fucking bracelet. No literally. I heart boobie's bracelet. Literally go fuck yourself. I hate you. As soon as they tap you out they're like, thank God we came into the all men's prison. can't get back.

You're switching. I like, I'm a man now. They're like, no, you're not. They're like, and guess what? I killed you. Yeah. Thank God we got rid of that fake man. Right.

Well, now you're dead. Now you're nothing. Oh, really. That's so funny. Two, six foot tall ginger. That's true. Ginger does love improv. That's very true.

And like, Oh my god, an acid. Like, they would, like, come into, like, our improv, like, time. And they'd be, like, I just tripped so, tripped for 36 hours last night. I'm a dorm room. Like, I literally hope you die. I hate you. By the way, this acid's only for men.

And they tap you out. You're like, all right. I know. Did you even experience improv? They kept tapping you out. Sometimes. Well, when we had the shows, I've. would really shine obviously because then because there's an audience and they can't force you out of

they couldn't force me out that's when I felt like I I really belonged and that's why you're like you bitches aren't funny I'm yeah literally fuck you men are not funny in many many ways like there are many men that tried to like like for example the one that was harassing me recently a lot of few like his fucking cucks that follow him they came to my shit and they're like aren't you gonna fucking respond to what the fat jokes like what would you like me to say to that like yeah hey good job like yeah and like the fat jokes he literally said um i'm built like a redwood tree see how no one laughed like it's not funny like there's not and that's the thing about me is like you're going to resort to bigotry every single time because that's all you fucking have but at least make it count

like if you're going to go to that well go for real like if you're going to offend me at least be funny. Like when I made fun of Matt Rive, um, I like in his terrible fucking stand-up, when I made fun of that shit, I literally was fielding comments from men and women, mostly men, but a lot of women too, saying like, you just don't get comedy. That happened to me too because I made a video about him. Yeah, I, I, I know, I understand it. It's not good. Like, you're not listening to me. Like, I, I'm saying the joke is ass. Like, have you considered that? Like, and I even said the jokes that he said, you could find on your racist white uncle's Facebook page and there would be like a minion behind it like you have you have

fucked up jokes about beating women and there's like two minions behind it going like this like literally like you could find that shit anywhere like the shit's not funny like it's not like it's like you think i've never heard an offensive joke in my life like ever yeah um and i also called them misjuvederm and i think a lot of women got pissed off at me about that yeah but i you know sorry He's, he's scary. I wouldn't want to see him like at, like in a dark room at night. Yeah, talk about having a shroom trip that makes you sob. Yeah, literally like those eyes would like really get me.

They would really freak me out. Bring you to tears. Men are so not funny. And last fun fact, you played flag football in high school. And how was that? that was gay yeah yeah had to be right it was pretty gay it was pretty gay it was fun love these facts what position did you play i played i was a receiver okay nice and i was um i played defense the one that's in the back a safety i was a safety yeah okay not sure was fun i actually or a corner it's

either or yeah it was fun i like permanently one of my middle fingers is like the nail bed is like this one's wider because one time my finger got stuck in this girl's like thong like because i was like pulling her flag and then and we were like both stuck and it was like this purple was it weird that i remember it was this no i think it's more obvious that you were gay i was like this purple lacy thong and we were both stuck there with it and i was like you're grabbing a flag why are you grabbing a thong it just happened was she wearing it on the outside of her shorts. It would just, it happened so fast.

It was just a big, like, bawling it up like that. Mm-hmm. And then my nail, like, because it, like, cut off, I don't know, I don't know, like cut off the circulation and then it was stuck and we had to get it off. And he said, hey, I'm not mad about it. If I'm going to be stuck anywhere, purple lacy tongue, let's do it. I hope it's right here. No, I actually was like, I couldn't even make eye contact with her.

I was like, I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. Like, I was like, like, mumbling under my breath, like really fast. They got really nervous. because it felt like like a predator but I did how could you do that no you couldn't you were in the heat of the moment yeah obviously you were trying to get that flag totally happy accident totally you're trying to paint it like I liked it I was I just meant like was she wearing her underwear on the outside of her shorts like I didn't know how that happened but I get what

you mean because it's like waist so or like your hips I think that her shirt wasn't tucked in oh okay you need to have your shirt tucked in too later Ladies, listen up. Have your shirt tucked in. No, but it's fun. I don't know what else to say. Like, I was a captain senior year. Perfect.

There's like leagues here and I'm like, I actually, like, I think there's like, they're taking too seriously. Like, I wouldn't be able to do it. Like, I think it'd be really like, I think they're like going out there like black under their eyes. Right. You're like, I just kind of want to fuck around. I don't really want to like play throw it catch it I think you're just describing catch I think that's what you're describing catch I think that's what you're describing I don't know

I can I don't know the last time I ran me either to be honest I mean I have been in the gym nice because I'm like two months out of a breakup so I'm like at the gym like training like I'm training for like the fucking apocalypse like I'm like on the treadmill like fucking losing my mind so maybe I could now actually join a flag football team Yeah. Yeah, that would be like your version of getting banged after a breakup. I thought you said getting, getting banged. Because they're all gay.

Like I'm a 50-year-old man. You guys want to bang or what? I'm going to break your hymen at flag football. You had your first blood at flag football. You're going to get banged. That's the dumbest. Like, that's the most old people shit ever. Yeah.

I feel like that's something like, that's how I feel like when my. my dad sometimes my dad goes it was some chick it's just such like an old man way to describe right women like that's how i feel about the word bang bang the two of you i'm like yeah you guys go get banged yeah no that's you getting bangs after a break a breakup instead you join a flag football team totally you could totally do that that's like that's so hey mammas yeah that's like hey mama's getting bangs okay yeah yeah yeah maybe well maybe it will join sure why not yeah Right now I'm just like 12 330ing the boots. I love the fucking walking out of an incline out of 12 3rd3.

I love that shit. I love it. I just like have my whole life on there except there's this. I was telling my friends earlier that there's this guy that keeps coming. And he always picks the one right next to me. I fucking hate men. Like there are so many open ones. He picks the one right next to me.

He stretches, like puts his foot all the way on the top of the things. like the thing where his foot is in my face and then the whole time he runs his sweat drips onto me because it's dripping everywhere and then he's rapping really loud like to his music right and i'm just like what's like wrong like how are you not realizing that your sweat is on me so now i've started like he comes and he comes next to me and just immediately leave and go to another one yeah you have to but i feel kind of like bad but like that he's going to gonna like feel insecure like why do I yeah I couldn't no on you like I don't I'm not falling no that's you that's you being empathetic like women overcompensate by being empathetic like that

no I think that's the only way to do it as soon as he gets on you move and then you're like yeah catch the hint eventually otherwise I'm gonna have to say something no literally because I'm like what's wrong like how do you not realize that your sweat is like dripping on to me I genuinely believe if he's done it multiple times at this point like he's trying to get your attention. No, I think that men don't have social cues. No, that is also very true. I think he's like socially inept. I think he like doesn't even realize. What are the odds though that he always picks the one next to you specifically? I don't think this guy wants me. I, it doesn't, it, I don't think I'm his type. It doesn't have to be sexual. I'm saying like he could be like,

maybe he thinks like you're going to give him his big break if he's rapping next to you. Maybe he thinks you're a famous producer or something. He wants attention to some extent. Either, he wants either whether it's sexual or just generally yeah men don't do shit like that by accident like if he's picking the one next to you multiple fucking it's every time girl it's on purpose it's for a reason i don't know we'll stop you need to stop hey you need to fucking knock it off how's that genuinely he needs to stop i i went to the gym years ago this was like i went to like a 24 hour fitness um my man was uh working there at the time but he wasn't there so i went like after work and i was working out is really crowded and there was this old ass man when i say old bitch like two steps from the

grave old like fucking old like he had he had like a cloud of old smoke around him like that's how he looked he was that fucking old he was walking around like there was like they always have like a big turf area or whatever i was kind of moving on the turf mostly and then using the machines like lining the turf and he kept changing machines so he could stare directly at me but behind me almost every time. So I told myself that could be coincidence and he's also senile. So who knows, right? Like I was giving myself a pep talk because that was transparently years ago and I was a lot crazier before this. Like when I was in my early 20s, bitch, like I was nuts. So sometimes people were like, oh, did men like fuck with you all the time? And that's why no. They knew not to fuck with me. Like I was,

and that's not a good thing. I grew out of it in a lot of ways. But anyways, he kept bothering me, like following me that shit and I got so fucking sick of it that I turned around the last time he did I was like if he does it one more fucking time I'm gonna embarrass him and then he went directly behind me again and he was also like never putting weight on had no phone out no headphones and he was just like like he was using it as a chair he wasn't even trying to use the machine yeah and the last time he did it I turned around and I was like what do you want do you fucking need something like why are you following me and then he was going like hmm like he didn't understand understand and I walked right up to him and I said, do you have a fucking problem? Why do you keep following me?

And then he was just looking at me. He's like, oh, uh, oh, my name is, um, so it like tries to introduce himself to me. And I go, I don't give a fuck what your name is. And I said, follow me again. I'm going to beat the shit out of you. And I'm so serious. I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you. If you follow me one more time, I'm going to push you over and I'm going to beat the shit out of you. How's that? I literally was telling him I was going to beat the shit. I don't condone it. Listen, do as I say, not as I do. But I did that shit. I caused a huge fucking scene and then I just went home. Like I got my Prius and I drove home.

After that I was like, ruin my whole workout, bitch. And then when I... I'm like picturing you saying that to like some like, see now I got like liver spots like diabetes socks. I can't beat the shit out of you. And I literally was threatening. I was like, I swear to God if you do it one more time, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

I'm so das. I'm serious about that. And then he like knew. Like he knew I was being for real because after I did that shit, I went back to my station and he just stood up and walked out of the gym didn't say anything again no phone no keys no wallet how'd you even fucking get here he was a figment of your imagine imagine it's me that that vine of the lady on the bus yeah like imagine i wouldn't be surprised yeah people just see you being i'm going to beat the foggy chair and you're like talking to an empty chair yeah oh my god

that's funny i wouldn't be surprised well we had a lot of of fun yeah did you have a lot of fun i had fun did you enjoy your fun facts yeah i i mean it's better than like i'm glad i got to say things on a podcast that wasn't me talking about like having an anxious attachment like i'm i'm happy for you too i'm yeah that didn't happen there were like new fun facts to be had that's that's fun there's more to you than just anxious attachment ideology there's far more to you than that for the two people that maybe don't know who you are because obviously i'm frequented by lesbians so they all know you um where can everybody find you you can mind me at m grace dog on tictock instagram that's it do you have anything else you want to promote um if you're in l a can

watch me do stand up follow me on instagram so you can see when i'm going to do stand up yes grason is very fucking funny obviously as you can see are you enjoying stand up do you like it i do love i like Like, yeah, I like it. Way more than improv. Uh, yeah. I just need to do it more. Yeah. I need to do it more.

But I do really like it. I think you're killing it. Thank you. I think you're doing the best you can with the help of the moon and the ocean. That's all we can ask for. That's all we can do. Yeah. With, with his strength.

With his. In his name. In his name, we pray. Amen. He him. And he his name? He his name. He his name.

We pray. He who sees all. Period. Love that for us. Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show. Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Grayson. For those of you that watch the comment section, don't forget new episodes drop every Wednesday. The audio can be streamed on all platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify.

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