The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MAYBE WE’RE FALLING IN LOVE Ft. Kay Poyer | Episode 152

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

We are graced by the presence of Kay Poyer in the studio this week!! Kay and Drew talk about Kay’s harrowing experience delivering pizzas, getting nasty-murdered in a horror movie, buying fake gucci jackets, witnessing shoplifting, why the bad always comes in threes, and so much more. Kay IG: https://www.instagram.com/ladymisskay_/ Kay Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ladymisskay_?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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all in one place. Learn more at Intuit.com slash ERP. I'm getting off the train late at night. I will take my shoes off, already crazy, and then do this like crab walk and laugh the whole way back. I'll show you my technique right now. Nothing makes them leave me alone faster. Oh, and you know what?

I mean, truly the sidewalk parted. Like the Red Sea. Everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry, me, your fave, who cares about me? On to the guest. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious. Miss Kay Poir. Oh, girl, I'm gagged to have you.

I'm so excited. I was thinking about it the entire month. I got the email. Girl. Didn't think about anything else at my room. Yeah. I'm honored and privileged to take a space. But I am obsessed with you, I have to say.

Thank you. I didn't want to tell you before the cameras turned on. Because otherwise it's not real. It needs to be documented. Right. I think you're fucking hilarious. Thank you so much. I think you're incredible and so funny.

Yeah. And after like you and I are moots. on TikTok. Right, right, right, right. And I literally, I was like, get that girl in my office. Get her out here. Now. Yeah. But I'm so happy to have you. I'm happy you're here. Yeah. Thank you so much for having me. It's been very fun. I was hoping I would have more time while I was in L.A. to like do all the L.A. girl stuff. But we've been, we've been hustling since we've been here, but it's been great. Because you're booked and busy, girl.

Very booked and very busy. And I've been keeping it a secret. I have not been telling them. That's true. Yeah. And as far as they're concerned, January 19th, they're throwing me in the glue factory. They're committing you. Yeah, genuinely. Yeah, but I have stuff up my sleeve. I'm not going to be executed. It's fine.

Right. It's totally good. But I'd love to know more about your lore, like how you came into TikTok, how you started making videos, like, what life was like before this. Yeah. Well, life before this. Just like, you know how you always have periods where all the bad shit happens at once? Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's the only time bad shit happens to me.

Right. All at once. threes or 10 whatever and that's kind of where I was at and it was yeah all of that personal stuff you know like I don't know just anything you can think of you can name it it was there

and then COVID happened and so I was no longer like talking to my dad my mom had passed away and I'm like living on my friend's couch and then we get locked down her and I are drinking what are those things the Smearnoff ice

rocket pot flavor Okay. We would drink those every day in finger paint for the entire lockdown. And I was like, well, I don't have any money. So I don't have anything to do. And I started posting on TikTok. And yeah, I just, I guess got addicted to it. I don't know.

Four years later, I'm still posting every day. That tends to be how it happens, huh? Yeah. Was a place similar? I don't know they can sue me. Okay. Because I did get fired and I deserve to be fired. Okay.

I got fired too. And I talk about the NFL all the time, girl. I just never tell them what happened. But like, they did fire me. That is for fucking sure. Well, I will say the place that fired me, they fired me for kind of like a little bit being a bitch. And they were right. You know, I look back in time and I'm like, yeah.

I was not good. That parts on me. Yeah. I own that. Yeah. And I'll take that. That's fine. But that video you made about how awful it was working there made me laugh.

to this day, I still go and look for it because I want to show everybody. I'm not kidding. And I, and my favorite TikToks like that that made me laugh so hard, I have to lock my phone for a little. Yeah. Because then I start feeling like I'm going insane. Like I'm laughing like, you're here with me and that makes me feel weird. Yeah.

So I like, I'll favorite them so I can revisit them. Yeah, for sure. I haven't found it. I've labeled it a million times. A lot of them, they just like disappear into the void. I know. That's mine. And I forget it up with them.

Two people will mention it to me and I'm like, I might have lied about that. I might have that showed up. I don't know. You're like, well, which version of me said that? Because sometimes I lie. Yeah, there's a couple, there's a couple girls who get behind that camera. Not all of them tell the truth. And that's out of my hands.

Correct. Which she takes hold. That's out of my hands. Absolutely. Absolutely. I do remember that one, though, because I remember every single thing I found in those bags. The needles, all that. It was a nightmare.

Right. Over the time I got fired, I was like, you know what? This is for the better. This is truly, well, and also something. The healthiest thing for our relationship. Is that I never come here again. never see any of you again. Right.

And I did also get scammed. I was 19 at this time. Yeah. And I got scammed. I had a customer come in with two identical, clearly fake Gucci jackets. Yeah. And he was like, well, I want to sell these.

I was like, we don't take designer. And he was like, would you just give me 60 bucks for it? And I ran to the bank and got $60. By the way, also hated the jacket. It was so ugly. But I was like, I'm going to sell this to the real real. Yeah. And then I was like.

Shouts out the real. Real real. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it just sat in my closet because I was like, oh, this is so obviously fake. Yeah.

What do you do? Well, now you're two fake Gucci jackets up. $60 down. Oh, no. One. I got one for 60. Oh. What a steal.

Yeah. Yeah. Love that job, though. Right. You know. How many, like, what's the worst job you think you've ever had? All of them. I don't work.

Yeah. Customer service. is something else. I don't want to do a day job. I don't think I will ever like it. I finally at one point I got into the office. So many girls are like, the office is going to save me.

Like that's going to be what does it, is I'm going to get in the office. That's going to convince you to love working. And I'm going to be happy. Right. Never wanted to shave my head and run around a parking lot more. Like, it was, and it was like easy.

It was fine. Everyone was so nice to me. And I was like, no, I hate this. Yeah. I hate typing. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. I mean, I feel like that too.

When I worked in service, because I was a waitress for like half a second. But that job was the worst job or one of the worst jobs I've ever had. Yeah. But I remember thinking like as a server, I remember thinking like I dealt with like two rude people like my second day. And then I thought to myself, yeah, I got to get out of this job. Like the way my attitude is set up, like I don't, I'm not built for this. Like I truly am not. I cannot imagine.

I mean, and obviously because you were already, like, very big when I saw you. But the thought of a customer mouthing off to you as their waitress is, like, genuinely scary. You know what I mean? Like, I hope they live and get to go home. Right. And I feel like people who have known me for a very long time and are still in my life now. Like, it's funny because when I first blew up on TikTok, my dad's, like, one of my dad's older brother is my uncle. He was like talking to my dad about it.

And mind you, my uncle is Mormon and an elder. So, like, he knows my tea. Like, he knows, he knows my tea. Yeah. Like, what kind of person I am? Because he's known me since I was born. But when he was talking to my dad, this is my Mormon uncle. He's telling my dad, he goes, I mean, yeah, that, that, like, that makes sense that she would do that.

Yeah. That makes sense. Like, she's mean for a living. Yeah, that kind of tracks. Perfectly adds up. Yeah, that tracks. Yeah. Like, I'd be surprised if she wasn't doing that.

Like, she was doing something else. And good for her. Yeah. They're just happy for me. You have a passion. You should follow it. Yeah. I think one of the worst jobs, too, I've ever had.

I worked in PR, but I specifically for major infrastructure projects, which is a fancy word for construction. And so it was my job to go, like, door to door and knock and tell old people, hey, your commute's going to suck for the next, like, 25 years. Would you want to get emails about that? The amount of porches that I got cussed out on, like, me standing there. Mind you, at the time, I'm like, well, see, I'm standing on your porch in a too tight blue polo on a Tuesday. I don't make these choices, big dog.

No, they're convinced that you do. That's the thing when you are the person giving the bad news. There is no messenger anymore. And there is no shooting the messenger because when you are the person saying your commute's going to suck, you're the girl who decided that. You're the girl who's going to dig up the road. Right. And you're the girl who wants everyone to suffer. Exactly.

You know what I mean? Obviously. That's just how it works for customer service. What's like a customer service experience that was negative that you think about to this day and you're like, that was the worst thing I've ever gone through. Babe. I talked about this earlier. I saw you to deliver pizzas and that was like, yeah.

So you can imagine. Oh, and like in the boonies, by the way. Like I live in like a town and I would drive past a truck stop out of the town. Yeah. To bring people pizza in the. country. Right. And I... Like East Jesus nowhere. Oh yeah. And I went to this guy's house. It was 7 p.m. It's dark, but it was 7 p.m. Yeah. And I went to the wrong address. I went to the next door neighbor. Yeah. He had a ring doorbell. He had his porch light on. Yeah. All the windows were open.

Yeah. I am wearing a uniform. I shouldn't say who. A pizza uniform. I am carrying the box in front of me. My hat says pizza. You know what I mean? Yeah, your identifiers are clear. It's very clear. I ring the doorbell and right before it opens, I hear the, oh my God. And he opens it, not even like a little hand something.

Like a shotgun? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like a rifle. Oh, like I don't even think it was a hunting rifle. And this is crazy and this is not good. There was no fight or flight. I think I literally looked at him and I said, are you fucking kidding? Are you so serious?

You're so me. And there was a pause. Yeah. But then he got embarrassed and he was like, I didn't know who you were. And I just turned around and walked away. I was like, what? You said. Yeah.

Am I getting bunk? Like, is it a joke? Well. Yeah. And it was embarrassing for him. And then I went, yeah, I just drove on the clock and like sat in the parking lot of the red roof in and watched TikToks for like 30 minutes after that. It's like I don't care.

Yeah. Eat the pizza. No call, no show. See you later. Yeah. Bye. I feel like that was when my restaurant job, I've talked about a million, million times.

I got kind of fired from that one too, low key, because he just, he was mad at me that I wasn't going to take more shifts over Christmas. And he was like, if you want to move up in the restaurant business, pause. Why would I want to do that? Why nobody actually wants to do that. Like, what about me as a personality hire makes you think I want to work in this restaurant for the rest of my life? Are you out of your mind?

Never. And I said he had me train my replacement, which I didn't know was my replacement. and my replacement kept leaving in the middle of the shift to go smoke crack in the bathroom. And I'm not, that's not hyperbole. Like that's a literal. Yeah. That was the daily activity. Yeah.

Like a little lane in the bathroom. Yeah. Spoken meth. You know, I had a couple of those. What do you do? That's why I'm like, no judgment. But like, I don't think you're a good fit for the job. Like that's just my gut tells me.

You know what? I think at a certain point for me, I was like, if you can flip that pizza, I, do not care. Yeah, I don't care anymore. It's out of my hands at this point. It is out of my hands. I don't get paid enough to deal with that. I think about that too,

especially when they have like that shoplifting rule in like retail stores and they're like, don't chase them. And I was like, well, I'm not and I'm not going to because this company doesn't care if I live or die. Right. I'm not going to die for it. Yeah. And I do think shoplifting is objectively puny when people do it.

I do think it's so funny. I used to work at this. I'm not going to name any of these stores because they're going to call me and be like, we didn't know you were this bad. But it was a store that sold just like random crap. Like you could get a couch, a bottle of wine, a colander, and like a bunch of foreign snacks all in the same store.

And then jewelry. Yeah. And there was this jewelry display. Yeah. And you know, it was like an N-CAP and the little things on the side. And she was like a 40-year-old woman, like very much grown. Yeah. And I was looking right at her.

And she had kind of just pressed her body up into the N-cap and was shoveling jewelry into her purse. I let her do it. So you know what? Have fun. You know what? You want some help carrying that? You know what? Yeah.

She did not care. Hey, take this too while you're out of. Yeah. Do you want some wine? I'll go grab it for you. I have some recommendation if you like a Zinfandel. Well, again, like what are you supposed to do? Well, that's when they want you to be Batman.

I'm not doing that. Oh. No. No. I yeah, no. Hey, no, I don't want no problems. Yeah. Yeah. I'm out. I will say it's interesting like in the job I've been, because I kept my day job still. Like I, TikTok was absolutely paying good, but I get superstitious. Yeah, I feel you. You know what I mean? Like I feel like if you quit the day job too early, that's when your life or the whole thing like comes tumbling down. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. You know what I mean. It's smart. It's smart to do that. Yeah. But now it's, you know, I work in antiques. So if stuff gets. stolen, the person who was selling it is going to come in and try to take your skin off. You know what I mean? Like it's not like it's yeah, it's not like, oh, corporate market off the clipboard. It's like, how dare you not die for my booth at this store? How could you?

How could you? Yeah, you did it. You know how much that means to me. Oh, yeah. You said, oh, me working in the store for minimum wage. Okay. Oh, less than. Oh, less than.

Oh, less than. And by the way, Texas minimum wage. I don't know if you know this. 7.25. It's crazy. I mean, I don't know what it is anywhere else.

Nice. Nice. Well, not livable. That's for sure. And anywhere in the country. No. No.

I mean, according to the government, it's actually probably pretty easy. Yeah. No, I tried. It did not work. Right.

Yeah. So how has your life been since TikTok? Since you've kind of like started growing rapidly. It's been cool. Well, and you know what I think is really good. I feel like most people who have seen my videos have seen like one really big one and I can tell by what they say when they come up

I'm either food bank lady which let's think before we talk right food bank lady is diabolical that is a crazy thing to call someone yeah but it's like food bank lady or I don't even know what the other I don't remember what the other ones are but anyways it has been slower like some people I mean millions overnight and that's good when that happens like and people can make a lot out of it Yeah. I don't think I would have done that. If I got like a million followers overnight, I think I would have crashed out in a really crazy way. Your head would be bald.

Then you would be running in a parking lot. Oh, multiple parking lots back and forth in the 7-Eleven. Absolutely. You're covering a lot of ground in one night. Yeah. So it's been cool. I feel like there's this term that like people throw around sometimes gay famous where like gay people in any given city, a couple of them will probably know who you are. If it helps, I'm also.

gay famous. It's so funny. That's the best way to do. It's fierce. I love it. It is. Absolutely. Because when everyone else gets involved, it just gets weird. Right. Yeah. They want you to look like a newscaster. You can't say fun stuff anymore. I couldn't say, you know, you can't say things like shoplifting is funny. Right. Right. And you know, if it helps, even at this point in my career, I still get, literally, this is not a joke last night. I was at an Arawan, which is fucking terrible. But

like I was, you know, killing time. So I was like, well, let me stop in here and spend $6 on a one soda. Yeah. So I go in there, obviously, because I hate myself. And then I buy every, I grab a couple things. I'm checking out. The girl's checking me out. And then she looks to me and she goes, are you on TikTok?

And then I go, yeah. And then she goes, right, you're the girl, the girl who, uh, who's like, you're like really fucking mean to men, right? And then I go, yeah, that's me. She goes, I knew it. Yeah. And then she gave me my groceries. So like, even now. like people will call me, I've had someone call me Teffy, which...

Oh, crazy. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, based off build alone, I don't know how you could ever confuse us, but just face, like... Not at all. Not even close. Nothing in common. And she was looking me in the eyes and calling me teffy, and I said, and I had to go, what'd

you call me? Yeah. And then she felt embarrassed and then made me stand there while she tried to figure out who I was. So if that makes you feel any better, that happened like two months ago. So it really never leaves that kind of... Wait, I know you. Yeah. Hold on.

If they don't say TikTok right away or at any point in your career, because I feel like now it's kind of different. But was there like a point in time where if they wouldn't say TikTok, they'd be like, I know you from somewhere? Yeah. Would you be coy and be like, maybe we met at a party or something? There have been times where I've said like, I don't know, maybe I just have one of those faces. And it's mostly because I know that they know. Yeah. But they're trying to play out a fanfic with me.

So they're like, I feel like I've seen. seen you somewhere. Is that what you think it is? I know it is because when they do that and then I go, yeah, I don't know. They'll still stand there and be like, wait, I think I do. I had one woman and this is no Tino shade to her. She's in her 40s. Okay.

And she looks at me and goes, did we go to school together? Well. Yeah, at that point I would have dropped the day really fast. I've been like, you know me from your phone. And I said, yeah, I don't think so. considering you're about 20 years older than me. I don't think so. Yeah, don't play with me like that.

That's despicable. Well, that feels mean to me. And then I told her, I was like, no, I don't think so. And then she was like, still standing there forever. And I go, maybe you've seen me somewhere. Sometimes I have those, I kind of have that face. No, that's not it. And then at the end, I go from TikTok probably.

And then she goes, that's right. I'm a huge fan. That's how it always ends. So that's how I know you're not being for real. Oh. When do you say that to me? No way. I'm a huge fan.

I love your stuff. I love your, okay, why did you make me play that game of guess who? That's crazy. I'm a huge fan. It's like a sphinx frittle. Like, what is that? Why do that? Why did you walk me that long ass way?

We could have cut it in half, bitch. Oh, it could have been so quick. Right. And I would have done a picture. I'll sign your boobs. Whatever you want to do. Like, I don't care. That's okay.

Get to it. Yeah, I've had some people like, I've had some crazy ass interactions. I actually just said this on, on my other podcast with my sister. But someone said to me, well, actually they made a video about me, which is like kind of worse but not. And she was like, yeah, you know,

I love Drew. I'm a huge fan. Like I think she's so wonderful, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, but something I really love about her is like, I have really fucked up teeth. That's what she says. I have really fucked up teeth. And when I see Drew smiling and laughing with her mouth open,

It makes me feel really, really good about myself. So if she can do that, so can I. And what if I told you I was sandwiching a gun between my fucked up teeth, then what? Right, right. What have I told you? Because of this video in particular. Then what? Crazy.

It's crazy. Do you get stuff like that? Like, stuff that's meant to be, it's meant to be a compliment. It's meant to be love. Right. And I'm going to look at the camera when I say this. Please do. Because I want them to know I'm being genuine.

I appreciate the effort. right but sometimes y'all draw me and it's a little upsetting trust me when I trust me when I oh you've been drawn oh girl I can't even tell I showed one to my cousin and he's very he's very like theatrical with his reactions yeah so his gift of hyperbole is big when I showed him he went oh like that yeah like horror and it's and that's how I felt when I saw it so and I feel like because here's I will say this I have one interaction. It was actually really similar to, it was getting my name wrong, mixed me with someone else. And I'm sure you know. And it was at a bar. And I also like did kind of work it

out with this girl because it pissed me off. But we're at this karaoke bar like in my town. And I normally don't even go to any of those bars. I like actually going in Dallas. But I'm like a little drunk. And she, I found out later, was drunk. Yeah. And her and her friend walk up. And they stand right in front of me. And they go, are you Blizzy McGuire? And I was like, no. And then they kept insisting that I was. And then I was, I think what I really said, I think I, it was bad.

I was like, you need to get out of here. Like it was quick. All I remember, for your sake and mine, I blacked out and I remember the finger flick. And I, and that was mean. And I felt bad about it. And we ended up squashing the beef. That's good. That's good.

Yeah. Still, it's it. And would you believe me if I told you I've had an exact reaction, like I've exact interaction like that, where they confused me with someone else, but then insisted that I was. Insisted. It was you. Yeah. Like, and, and it was two girls, again, they were sisters. And one of them, I don't even remember what she was calling me. She was just like, she was like, oh, I know you. I'm a huge fan, which I just assumed she's talking about me, right? Because she says that to me. Right. Right. And then she goes, yeah. And she calls me something else. And I go, I go oh oh I'm not whoever you just said I'm not her and then she goes no you are her you are

you are you are I know you are and she was like wait no it's fine like I'm not gonna tell anyone I go yeah and I and I and I feel uncomfortable like I'm almost like oh well and then her sister comes out and she goes that's not fucking her dude it's not and she goes no it is it is her she just doesn't want people to know and they're having this interaction in front of me and then I go I'm gonna stop you right there I'm not who you're saying I've never heard of that person but I hope you guys have a good night because I was getting annoyed because I was like that's nice though yeah please don't handle that well well not a lot of practice is my point right like I I think they had caught me a couple years ago it probably wouldn't have been as as like you know um I even at Coachella I think

two years ago I went to an event one of those fuck ass parties and I was wearing a wig so I had a pink wig on and I'm walking around and then someone comes up to me and they're like no fucking way no way dude it's a man which red flags immediately right straight man yeah they don't they don't approach me in a fan fashion right and so I'm like what and he goes I'm a huge fan dude I fucking love your stuff I go really got to be wrong yeah and that right there I was like I think you're thinking of someone else and then someone else comes up and he's like who you're talking to and he goes it's fucking shy girl dude and I go oh I'm not I'm not, you think I'm shy.

I'm not shy girl. You got to go across the pond for that one. I was like, oh, no, I'm not shy girl. And he goes, you're not? And I go, no, he goes, oh. And he just turned to the left, which fierce. Right. You read me.

Okay. Yeah, you kind of, he kind of handled that like a diva. You know what I mean? Yeah, you queened out at the end. I'll give you that. That made it funny. You did. But I was like, huh?

Like. Crazy. Crazy. But at the same time, it does kind of, I don't know. Like, I'll definitely be a bitch about things all the time at the drop of a hat. Right. That's also one of those things where I'm like, I don't know. Like, you know, I mean, me in particular, most people, if they see me at all, they see me for like two seconds a day.

Right. So I'm like, I don't know. I can't really blame you for that. Yeah, same. Same. But I think it's mostly when it's like you for yourself. Like, okay, you call me Blizzy McGuire. I know exactly what the commonality is.

Yeah. Oh, well, I remembered what I said to her. It was actually really bad. I don't know if you can keep it on here. It's up to you. We can cut it too. I looked at her and I said, wrong tranny.

And you want, you know what? You are within your right to say it. Right. And that's how I felt about the Teffey comment. Yeah. I was like, you just see another brown girl and you're like,

I know her. Crazy. Even though we look nothing alike. Literally nothing alike. Honestly, the shy girl thing, it's the same. Like,

it's the fucking same. Yeah. It's another not white girl that you're like, wait, wait. I fucking know this bitch. Wait a second. I know this fucking bitch. And then he goes, you're not?

No? Oh. Crazy. I will say this. Straight guy and a shy girl. What's up with that? Hey, I have a couple follow-up questions. I do.

Actually, come back. Let's talk about this. No, wait. Can I ask? Do men ever come up to you and like try to start things with you? Yeah, like in public? No. No.

Like most of the time when I've had Straman approach me, it's like on behalf of their girlfriends or wives. And they're like, my wife is a huge fan, but she's too nervous. Like, can you take a picture with her? Which I think is really sweet. And then I sometimes I've had men be like, man, I love. Oh, in the gas station the other day, I was fucking looking for shit. Yeah. I was like, Brittany.

Just kidding. She got embarrassed. That's why I had to say it. And my makeup artist just dropped some stuff. get her get her get her uh yeah i was in the gas station the other and i was like looking for snacks and this guy was kind of following me around and it was annoying me because i just anytime men i'm like what every time men are like around me and he was like if you are who i think you are you're fucking awesome man and i said oh thanks and he left me alone so like that's like the straightest guy

interaction i'll have outside of like asking but i have said before the only time i've had a guy like kind of pressed me was not really because of my content because quite frankly I don't think he knew who I was at all up until but I did like one of those creator things like conventions or whatever and I was on a panel with him yeah but I always say he was a white guy with dreads so you know should have known the expectation is through the floor right right like yeah yeah you're awful I can tell um just based off looks I can tell uh and he he was running the panel but he was so rude and it was like me, my friend Coda Stephen, he was on there. And then another guy from TikTok, his name is escaping me.

But we were all the only people of color. It was the white guy with dreads and then other white guys. And he kept like only talking to them. And it was pissing me off, right? Because they're all YouTube people like, but I've never seen them. I grew up on YouTube. I watched YouTube for a long time. Yeah.

Never seen them. But you know, they feel like they have this like hierarchy over us. Oh yeah. Well, because they're like the elders of the internet. Exactly. And they hate short form. Like they hate TikTok, like they hate that. Whatever, right?

And we're all on the panel for a reason, obviously. And quite frankly, everyone in that audience only knew the TikTokers. So like, you guys are talking a lot of shit and no one here knows you, right? Yeah. Including me. Yeah. And I started getting annoyed. So I started like, I literally started taking control of the panel.

So like when you would ask someone would answer and I'd be like, that was a great answer. What do you think, Coda? Like I started passing. I started like throwing it. to other people because I'm like, we want to fucking talk too. Like I don't want to sit here and watch you guys jerk each other off. Yeah, who would? Yeah.

Nobody wants to, please. Go do that upstairs in the hotel. Zip that up. And then later on, it was funny because the teams of the kids I was like helping, like the other dudes that were with me, they were like, thank you so much. Like my client was really nervous and like they felt like big bodied by these dudes. And I was making sure they could talk to. And I was like, yeah.

It was like you were watching my content in real life. Like you were watching it happen. Like I'm like protecting them. I ran into him later on at like an event and he was kind of drunk. So he's feeling brave, you know? And that's when he, he was like, I thought you hated all men. Mind you, we're about to get on a roller coaster, the Veloccoaster to be exact in Florida, which is, I think I saw God when I went on that roller coaster.

And he's getting on it. Right. Tipsy. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. And he's like, he turns around that you fecky and hated amen. And then I go, I do. What does that have to do with you being on the roller coaster at the same time?

Yeah, because you just wanted to. pressed me because he was feeling brave, right? And he's drunk. Right. And his wife or girlfriend, whoever was with him, she kept going, stop, stop, stop. Like, you could tell. She knew that he was going to wait. He wanted to take the opportunity.

Yeah. Mind you, I'm with my man. So like, and that's why he said that. My man's a big dude too. Oh. Yeah. That sounds like an even worse. Hey, let me not just talk shit to this girl.

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So, like, when men press me, nothing motivates me more. Yeah. Like, we're looking at each other in the eyes, girl. I will tell you that is like the number one thing. I can be so nervous. And I don't know that this is a good thing actually. I'm going to say this out loud and I'm going to realize that this is a problem. But I can be nervous about anything in front of an audience, whatever.

If one person starts a legitimate problem, that like the spite will pull me right clear. Me too. And the switch comes on. You're so me. Same. Yeah. Same. Fucking same.

Like especially if I feel like they're being unjustly awful for no reason. Nothing motivates me more. My, the way my prey drive, my pupils die like, you know what I'm saying? They get huge immediately. Yeah. And I'm and I have no fear. And I've told people before, that's not a good thing. Like, especially when I was younger, I had literally no fear at all. I and I like, I've like grown men I've like fought over women, like them being disrespectful to women. Yeah. And I'm not proud of it. I'm just, I'm proud of what I did. I'm not proud of how I handled it. But it is sometimes they don't respond to anything else. Yeah. It's almost like you got to out crazy them. No, for sure. Right. Like you got to start eating grass or

some shit. Like when they're looking at you, like, there's the only way. No, truly. That's always the approach that I hear. I had a friend she, when I was living in New York for a little bit, she was up in Harlem. I was in Brooklyn. Yeah. And, you know, she would like have to walk back to her. And men, like, men in New York will just truly say anything to you every step of the way. Right. Welcome to the Big Apple. Whatever. And she tells me, she was like, oh, yeah. Well, if I am getting off the train late at night, I will take my shoes off, already crazy, and then do this like crab walk

and laugh the whole way back. And I was like, you're full of shit. And she did it. She ran like two blocks ahead of me and then came back doing the whole gig. I'll show you my technique right now. Nothing makes them leave me alone faster. Oh, and you know what? I mean, truly the sidewalk parted. Like the Red Sea. Like it was, it was efficient. It's a full. It's, yeah, it's a foolproof.

plan. I've told people before on TikTok, like, when I got older and I started realizing like, okay, maybe that's not the best thing to do is to like physically press people. I should retire that version of me. Right. Right. It's dangerous. I know. Um, I started adopting new, I tried to find new ways to get out of that shit, like being objectified or whatever. And I have taught people on TikTok, something that works for me is to just be like, what? When they say it. Like, you genuinely can't hear. Yeah. And then they're going to say it and you got to keep going. I said the furthest they've ever gone with me is three. And you got to say what loud and to draw attention. So everybody's right. And then the more they're like I said I said that I said that your ass looks I said it looks

like they get less confident. Yeah. Yeah. And then once they say it again, you'll be like, oh. And that's it. Then turn around and leave. They're so confused. They feel embarrassed. Yeah. It's like a smoke bomb and they could run in the other direction. Yeah. I mean I say for way to do it. I feel like so many times it's like I don't I don't know what the expectation is right because I don't remember who it was and I don't I would not recommend this either but it was some girl who like she is walking around she's got a camera on her and she gets cackled and she turns on and she goes yeah come fuck me like just crazy yeah and he got so scared he ran away and I'm like it's to each their own that's don't do that nobody should don't nobody should

ever do that. That is a terrible idea. Yeah. I think the crab walk is far more efficient. I think the crab walk is really, I mean, and it's a workout. Yeah. You know, I probably strong quads. Yeah. Inner thigh something. I do not work out. I'll tell you that now. But you're a tall queen. Yeah. Kay's a tall queen like me. Yeah. You're actually a lot taller than me. We were talking about that before. I thought you were going to be like, itty bitty. Yeah. Pick and I'm putting in my pocket. I will say though, the more you go like, because I know you're going to. going to keep ascending in this. The more people you meet, everybody's fucking this big.

Everybody in their mom is this big. Except drag queens. Every drag queen I know. Trixie was just here. She's like fucking six three. Like she's tall as fuck. Caleb's really tall. Monet's tall.

She is so fucking tall. Shea, I would expect. Even Katia's kind of tall too. Like Katia's like, she is like about my height, I would say, like six feet. So like I'm like, no wonder I feel so. at home. Right, right, right. With my sisters. You know what I will say? I thought I would have assumed Trixie and Katia were both short and I've seen them. I've seen their live show in person. And I still like would have been like, no, they're tiny. No, Trixie's tall as fuck. Like that's why,

like it's crazy. And when she's in drag, she's even bigger because she has, you know, she's enormous. Yeah. Scraping the ceiling. Right. Exactly. And that's me too. That's why I'm like every room I go into, I'm like Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah. Every fucking room I go into. Absolutely. It feels good. Yeah, I used to not like it as much, but then I was just like, I don't know, it's funny. Me too. I used to, I used to fucking hate being tall when I was younger. I used to hate being tall. Now I love being tall.

So I always wear heels, always wear a platform. Which I'm grateful for because I used to fucking hate it so much. I used to wish, even when my doctor told me, I think when I was like a freshman in high school, he was like, oh, your growth plates are pretty much closed. Like, you'll probably stop growing. At the time, I was 5, 7. And I was like, do you promise? because I was like so sick of beginning.

Can you put that in writing? Yeah, I need that in blood. I need that in an oath from you. Yeah. And get this, kept growing. What the fuck? But I was 5, 4 when I was 10. So I'm like, you know.

It was kind of over there. It was in the cards for me. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. When I was like taller than my mom at 10, yeah. It's in the stars for me, girl. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I think that chicken is cooked.

Yeah. No, there'd be times where I'd be like, can someone just take me out of the kneecaps? Something. Something. I know. I want the reverse. of that surgery that short guys are getting to go from 5-3 to 5-7?

I will tell you, there is nothing that could ever make that worth it for me. No, and also to 5-7? Come on, girl. Just stay 5-3. Just stay 5-3. Yeah. 5-7 is not going to fix your problems. It's really not.

It's like, it's, you know, it's really, you're, it's the lesser of two evils, I guess, but, like, you're still 5-7, so. Plus, I feel like short guys who just are not pissing. about it. Like I say that all the time. That's the ticket. I say that all the time. I was like, it's when short guys don't make it your problem that they're short that no one can tell they're short. And it's not even that. It's like they're cute. Like y'all work you. I don't know why you're so angry right now. But it just happens. Like and five eight, I'm like, most people are like five eight. Yeah. And I should know that because I'm up here all the time. Like I don't know why you're pissed about

five eight and saying six foot. Girl, please. Well, I'm looking down at you. So I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt it. Yeah. And I always tell people I'm like, no, I'm, I'm for, I'm a for real six feet. I'm not like men who say they're five, seven and they round up. Yeah. I'm a for real six feet. I'm a big bitch. Like, yeah. I mean that. Every, every time. Even someone said when I, when I first interviewed the Rock, someone was like, I've always known you were tall because you've said it. But seeing you stand next to the Rock and look normal size, whatever that means. Another one of those love, hate comments. Yeah. Really put it into perspective. for me. I'm like, yeah, because he's like six, five, and everyone he stands next to is this big, so obviously he looks gargantuan next to everyone. But me, I'm like above his shoulder. Yeah. So they're like,

wow, you are huge. Whoa. Speaking of short guys, or angry short guys, I'll say. Bad short guys. Do you get a lot of hate? I'm curious. I'm going to find some wood to knock on later, just bookmark that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But no. Oh, that's good. I'm so glad. Don't. I never have. Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. That's so awesome. Well, I feel like there's some kind of curse in the air.

The few people who have like really made it a point. The endings on the internet for them have been catastrophic. And I had nothing to do with me. Had nothing to do with me. And I have sat back and watched it a couple times. And it's never, you know, people are allowed to feel however they want. Yeah. And I'm like, you want to call me.

like a bitch or something else like oh girl get in line you know get truly get in line I could sell tickets for that I could sell popcorn I could sell T-shirts yeah one thing we can agree on is that that's yeah and that I almost feel like I don't really consider hate same yeah because there you know I mean that word like I there was some British publication that like described me as bitchy and it was like a term of endearment and I was like whatever I'll take that yeah but yeah I don't know I feel like the internet has genuinely treated me really nicely, especially for like a trans girl. Or for, you know, for anyone who is not like a cis straight white woman doing cooking videos. Totally.

Like they are waiting for a reason to clap you like crazy. Yeah, girl, don't I fucking know it. Yeah. For real. Everybody is always praying on it. Yeah. And I've seen it happen with so many other girls to where somebody can absolutely fuck up online or in their personal life.

Yeah. And people can have feelings about that, but it comes to a point with a lot of the reactions where you know that this is the, I always knew she was awful to me. And you know what? I will say too, I've seen your videos on takes like that. And I, what I admire a lot about you. First of all, I can tell you're really fucking smart. That's, and most funny people are. Like anyone who's genuinely very funny, they're very smart. And you are very smart. Thank you. And which I could tell just based off your humor. but like your takes are so nuanced. Like they're very grounded in reality,

which the world is not black and white. So it's like it's important to acknowledge that sometimes two things can be true at once. Yeah. Sometimes people can fuck up and own up. And then sometimes you're dragging it. Like sometimes you're dragging it. Yeah, sometimes you're dragging it, girl.

And it's for views and it's for the opportunity to be like, I always knew it. I've always hated her. I've always had a bad feeling. Which like, what are the odds? All of you every single time? Are you? Yeah.

I've always had a bad feeling every single time. I see the way you live your life. You are not psychic. if you were it would be better. And if you are, you're using it for evil. Truly. You're not using it for the long shit. What are you doing?

No, for real. You know, and I just, I don't know. I also, yeah, I mean, a lot of the hate about myself I've seen is truly people being on Twitter, willing to just say, she's annoying and I don't like her. And that I'm like, that's fine. Like, I don't. The amount of times I've said that too, I'm like, that's fair. If you feel that way. No, truly.

Like, that's your opinion. Because annoying is genuinely not a crime. You know what I mean? Like actually it's not illegal. Again, I'm not going to the glue factory for that. No matter how bad you guys want it to be illegal or a cancelable offense. It's not. Yeah.

I call that the curse of annoying. Like there are some creators that have the curse of annoying, which is like, and I'll tell you who I'm talking about offline. Yeah. But there are people who have genuinely never done anything wrong. People just don't like them. Like, and they've made up their minds to which I'm like, okay. there are people I hate on the internet too.

Yeah. What I do is I don't consume their content. That's what I do. Like I don't look at them ever because I don't like them. I don't like looking at their face. Yeah, I don't like looking at them. I don't like hearing from them. I sure I don't want to get anything from them like content takes whatever.

Yeah. So that's where I'm like and you're dragging it. Because like annoying people, people. And I think there's like a fair amount of autonomy and being like, yeah, I don't really like that person. And sometimes I have to like unpack why. Yeah. Sometimes I have to sit with myself and be like, am I being a hater or is it's valid? Yeah.

And I wish more people would do that. And you know, I mean, for me, it's like, I don't know. Like, I don't even think everybody that you don't need to fucking explain. I don't need any of y'all to think about why. Like, if you do not like my shit, that's fine. I don't know who you are. Right. You know what I mean?

You don't know who I am. Yeah. But it's none of my business, quite frankly. Yeah. The few times someone has tried to drop like a hot tank about me and I've responded to it, it's been nasty. Yeah. And then the few times I haven't responded to it, things have just gotten nasty for them later. So truly, you know, either I can take care of it or God will.

Yeah. One thing the universe doesn't do is play about me, bitch. Right. I'll tell you that. Right. And that's one of those things like when I talked when I talked about those fucking kids on the podcast who brought me up for no goddamn reason. Yeah. No reason.

That was a huge like mess. Girl. And most and none of it was procured by me. I didn't, I didn't do shit. Yeah. They brought me up. They talked shit on me. Someone caught it, clipped it, put it on TikTok.

And then what's funny is they buried that in a two and a half hour long podcast episode. Was it like closer to the end? Yeah, it was like at hour 45. So like they and I, and that's why in my response to them, I was like, you, you genuinely never thought I was going to see this. Like you thought if someone did see it, it would be someone who would agree with you. But unlike you, I have bird. stationed everywhere.

Yeah. I have sleepers, soldiers everywhere, bitch. I say something, an incantation. They're like, uh, and they come and they work for me. Yeah, rub the crystal ball. And all of a sudden. Right.

They activate. They turn on and they accomplish their missions. Yeah. You know. Yeah. I don't know. I think there is like a type of person who in a technical sense is really dedicated to content creation.

Yeah. And like we'll absolutely put in the time, we'll edit their stuff, we'll get the equipment, we'll sit in front of a camera for hours and hours and hours. Yeah. But they're not funny. They're not that smart. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yep. And so those are the people who I think get really caught up in like really baity, like video openers and all that kind of shit and there's nothing after. But the problem is like it works so well. I know. It works so well.

Because it's so easy. Like it's like the curse of virality. Like it's so easy to go viral on TikTok. Yeah. especially talking shit on somebody who everybody knows, like, or somebody that is like super popular and like, yeah,

love them and think they're funny and whatever. Yeah. I was just telling Jixie this. I was like, I, part of the reason why I took my break was because I was like, really tired of people talking about me as if I'm not a real person. Yeah. And being like, oh, I just like, you know, another version of her.

Or I want a different version of her. I'm like, of who? Yeah. Of me, a real person? Like, and that's why I made the video where I said, like, you could do whatever you want. That doesn't mean you're going to be me. Yeah.

It's not going to give you what I have because the secret is me, bitch. Right. Like it's my personality that shines. It's not because I talk about men. I'm not the first bitch to do that in the history of time. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I think people are addicted to their phones.

Yeah. And I think there is just always, I mean, like literally with any kind of like, you know, You just spend so much time that like the rush kind of gets less and less. Totally. And they turn on the people they like or they. I don't, I actually, I don't know what it is. Me either. I've tried to figure out.

But I saw that take. I want you to know I know exactly what and who you're talking about. And I saw that. And I absolutely, the friends only got dumped on. Like, dumped on. Because I will see, and I will say this, I will see people particularly try to cloak their, their takes and their feelings in that like very faux social justice speak girl don't i fucking know it and be like this is again another moment where i wish y'all would just be

comfortable talking your shit that's what i said that was the first thing i said i i said before like the internet would be a much more like it habitable place if some of you could just admit that you fucking hate people for no reason yeah if some of you were more honest about that like I even said like at least the men who hate me are fucking honest. Like they're like, I hate her because she's ugly. Okay. Like, okay. I cannot fix that.

Yeah. I actually cannot fix that. And I'm not in the business of changing your mind, bitch. And guess what? You're ugly too. Now what? That's how where do we go from here? We both think the other one is ugly.

Okay, there we go. We're twins at that point. Like we're, we have so much in common. Honestly. Yeah. And I was like, I would rather deal with that. Like I would rather,

you think I haven't like and it's funny because as soon as I took my break people started sending me videos of like fucking straight white conservative people making takes about how I'm racist against white people and I was like you know what's funny is I was like do you really think I've been on this app for four years yeah if you count full time do you really think you're the first white person with curly brown hair to call me a racist towards white people please no they think that they are Beowulf slaying you're the three people. Like David and Goliath bitch Yeah I just ripped Grendel's arm off No one else has done it before No I saw that I saw Cause I like I keep up Yeah It's like I don't keep up as in

I will just find girls fighting and not know what's going on Yeah but I saw that and I was like oh Drew's a racist and then I see what they're talking about I'm like we have to stop doing this clown shit Yeah like every two months If you really think like they're like against white people But they leave that off.

Yeah. Because it's the clickbait. It's the clickbait that gets people watching. You wait until the end of your video to say that. Also, you wait till I leave. A bitch, please. I was like, you wait, you wait till I leave to be like, yeah. Exactly.

I never liked her. I'm glad she's gone. I told my sister, I'm like, that's like, that's like fucking the Joker being like, yeah, fuck you Batman from inside Arkham. Fuck you. Right. Oh, please. Like when I saw, I was like, oh, that's what it, girl.

And I literally put on my Instagram. said yeah stop sending the shit to me a trump supporter calling me a racist okay i'm never gonna take that hey pendos fuck you fuck you eat a dick sorry peddoss i don't give a shit yeah i don't care i was like i'm not i'm not and if you think you're the first curly-headed fuck to call me that you're crazy like you don't think you think men haven't said that shit to me yeah men have been men who have called me like the worst and most like i said like i've been called slurs your grandparents haven't heard in years bitch ancient yeah yeah white men will call me that i'll call me that i'll call them short or I'll tell them their nipples look like they've been the village wetners

and they'll make a three minute video about me calling me a body shamer. Huh? Okay. Takes one to no one doesn't it? No, it gets diabolical. The way people will do that when they feel cornered. I'm like, why? Like, you wanted to fight with me so bad and then when I went below the belt like now it's a problem. Well, and also, where's your belt at? Because you've been calling me slurs. Right, right. I put it on Twitter. This is like two years ago. I put it on Twitter. Ripped this bitch a new one.

I ripped this. And that's why I would put it on Twitter because I couldn't always sit on TikTok anymore, especially after I got verified. Like they were snagging me out of the sky, bitch. I was like, well, shit. I got to start cloaking again. I got to start doing it undercover.

So I went on Twitter. And that's where I made up the insult that I said, like, your chest is so concave if I knocked on it, your heart would shoot out your back. Like a fucking gun, bitch. Yeah. Fuck you. And I talked about him having a bird chest.

a whole bunch of shit like that. Yeah. And then another kid who comes in like, I think there's bad on both sides. I understand he's bad, but she's bad too. Can't fight fire with fire. One of those fuck-ass kids. And I still know his name and I still hate him. But he made this whole series about me.

This is why she's problematic. Blah, blah, blah. And he starts saying that the guy that I was making fun of that attacked me first has some sort of, like, I forget the name of it, but it's like a disease where like your chest is like concave genetically. Yeah. So you can't like it's like his not his fault. Medically he was saying he had this disability like medically.

Yeah. That catches fire. Everyone starts saying I make fun of men with disabilities. I make fun of men with whatever, blah, blah, blah. The guy who made the original video comes out, makes a video says, can everyone stop fucking saying I have that shit? I don't. I don't fucking have that.

He's literally going, I never said I had that. How fucking dare you. Then he starts listing all this shit he can bench. He's like, I've been benching this match. He has forgotten about me. He has forgotten about me. It's not about you anymore. It's well beyond wanting to fight you.

Right. He's like, I get it. No, I get it. I hate that fat bitch too. But stop saying I have something I don't. Hey, what the fuck? And I'm laughing at home because I'm like, you bitches were carrying a torch for something he doesn't even have.

You just said that so that you can have a valid reason. Oh, yeah. This is why I think. think she's a bad person. What I hate the most is when someone just finds me and they're like, has anyone thought about the fact that she's mean? No. I never crossed my mind. Believe it or not, yeah. You should stop. Yeah. That's not nice. I know I'm not. Like I've said that so many times. I was like, why do you keep fucking with me then? If you know, if you know I'm a fucking, I'm a raging cunt. Why do you keep fucking with me? Go home. Stop shaking my tree, bitch. Yeah. And apples won't

continue to fall out. What the fuck. Truly. Truly. And your head will stay nice and clean. No, no bumps. You don't want to be here. Go the fuck home. Well, and that's why I laugh, because I think, like, you can read a bitch down. I do remember the, the video you made about saying how you knew you were your mother's daughter. Oh. Not because you just know who you are and your mom does too. It's because you're like, and I can throw a right hook. It's because of my words. Oh. That's how I know. Yeah. No, my mom, you ever, you know, there's like a type of short woman that like emanates an energy field of like kind of a threatening vibe. That's my mom.

Yes. You should meet her. My mom's 5'3. Yeah. And there's something it gets compacted, you know, and they can like, I don't know, it's some kind of like psychic defense mechanism. I came home from school one time and I guess our laundry room door had gotten stuck behind her and she barefooted.

She's probably 5'2. She was 5'2. She just put her back against the dryer and kicked a hole through the door until she could crawl out of it and she would just do shit like that all the time. I was like you're like the scariest person I've ever You know what I mean? Yeah, that's how I feel about my mom too. It was funny one time my mom we were at this years ago my brother was probably my brother is a lot younger than me but he was at the time maybe like nine Yeah a baby. We were trying to go on the cars land ride and it was like his first time ever going on it at Disneyland and it was just me my mom and my brother and we're getting on the ride and like we waited for hours like because he wanted to go so bad so we waited for like he wanted to go so bad so we waited for like like two hours. We get on, we sit down, we put our seatbelt on. It starts, it takes off a little and then the whole ride shuts down. And he's devastated. And they're like emptying the cars.

You're like, sorry, it's like, you know, going to be a while, whatever. But for some reason, they were telling our, only our car to get out on the other side, which means we wouldn't get a pass to come back, even though we were about to ride the ride. And everybody else behind us was getting them. And so I'm like, my mom gets out. I get up. I'm like trying to help him get out too. And he's crying. My brother's like crying. He's like, I'm like, really want it's ready. I was like, it's okay. We'll come back. Like, it's going to be fine. And he was, like, so upset. He's like, he's trying to get the seatbelt. It's like taking forever. And the girl's like, you have to get out on this side. And, and I'm going, I know that. I'm trying to help my brother.

Right. Yeah. So I'm helping him. And she, and then he finally stands up. She's like, come over here. Like she like yells at him. Which scares him. My mom. My mom loves him more than me. Just kidding. I was kidding. Mom. If you watch that part. She's kidding. But she, but she, my mom lost her fucking shit. Like on that girl, because she was being such a bitch to my, and my brother, my brother is a child.

Like a little kid. Why are you looking at a child? Yeah. And then my mom was like, get the fuck out of here. And then she was in the back room. And then a manager comes out. And so I'm helping my brother out.

We're standing off the side. My mom has this big ass backpack on it. My mom looks 19. She looks younger than me, which is annoying. And so like, she's, standing there and she's consoling my brother manager comes out and starts talking shit to my mom.

Like he's like, is there a problem? And my mom goes, yeah, that girl is rude as fuck. Yeah. I don't like how she was talking to my son. Yeah. And then he goes, yeah, like he's being so condescending to my mom. And I remember, and it's funny because I'm standing off to the side because I said, you're revving that bitch up.

Like my mom's getting to a point where she's not going to have any sense of decorum anymore. Yeah. Right. And so I'm standing there. I'm just watching because I'm like, what I do. know is to never get in the middle. Yeah. Whatever happens is your fault because you're pressing her. Yeah. She the last thing I remember him saying was you really shouldn't talk to people that are older than you that way because my mom was talking to this guy like they're equals right. And my mom goes older than you

how fucking old do you think I am? And she was like fuck you and fuck her too. And because he was saying like he was saying you made her cry. She's all oh I made her cry good. Yeah. She said because she made My son cry, so I make her cry. That's how that fucking works. When my mom said, how old do you think I fucking am? Because I think my mom's big ass bag, right? I think he thought she was like 20. Yeah.

And then she takes off, takes me. And he's like, okay, like, well, we can give you these fast passes or whatever. Mom goes, no, fuck these passes. And then she takes off, right? And I'm following her on foot. I'm carrying my brother at this point. My dad calls. I answer.

And he goes, what happened? I go, oh, something bad happened at Car's Land. But, you know. And we're like watching. What happened? And I go, long story short, a girl made Donovan cry. My mom made her cry. And then she made the manager cry.

And now we're walking. Yeah. Now we're done. My dad on the phone goes, oh, well, she's not done yet, is she? And I go, no. And my mom walks straight to an office to complain. And when I tell you, we got like two gift cards and like three nights stay at the hotel. Yeah.

When they pissed my mom off like that, I'm like, well, now my mom's going to be part owner. And that's your fault. Yeah. She's got a 51% share in this company. Hope it was worth it. I think you are your mother's daughter. Yeah. I love that about you.

Yeah. It's actually crazy. Like, especially this past year, just the way things have worked out. Yeah. Like, I've kind of picked up a lot of places that I feel like she kind of left off. She used to make YouTube videos. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. She was fully like a YouTube. Hey, diva. Yeah. And I went back and watched her videos and she'd have like a little ironic t-shirt and her bayonada glasses on in like 2009. I was like, oh, she was like an actual bad bitch.

And I just did not know at the time. I was like, mom, your glasses are so lame. They weren't. But now you're like her too. Now I'm like. Now you know her too. Yes. Right.

Yeah. And she, you know, she was a writer. She, you know, I mean, her life was just very complicated,

very crazy. Yeah. And yeah, not even through any effort. Really, it's just kind of happened that way that like content creation is working out for me. And then Christian kind of really motivated me to get into writing and now here we are.

Oh my God. That's so fucking awesome. I was going to say, what are your, what are your goals? Like, hope for. Like, what do you hope you get to do in the entertainment industry? I'm, I'll do anything. I feel like the sky's the limit for you, girl. Yeah, I want to get murdered in a horror

movie really bad and like, narsely, like the worst death they can give me. Like, like final destination kind of death? I would love that. Like saw or something. Yeah. Okay. Chop my shit in half, like pull it all out. Do whatever. Ooh. Not terrifier though. That's too much. That's too much. That's too much. You said, then I'm scared. And I don't like that. That's, yeah. I don't like the clown. If you can have the clown kill me without the clown being there. Yeah. Invisible clown. Right.

Something. Right. But yeah, I really do just want to like get to a place where I can try a bunch of different stuff. I mean, when I was younger, I always thought it would really cool to like, you know, work on a cartoon or work on a movie or, you know, God knows what. I just want to try shit. Yeah.

You know. Well, I feel like I really want to say this to you and I mean this so sincerely. I think you're a fucking star. I really do. Thank you. And I think you are. you have such a unique voice and it's so like I'm so glad that you're like getting the attention that you deserve thank you but like you're fucking hilarious dude like genuinely and I mean so

sincerely and I do not say that lightly and I do not say that to everyone yeah you bring someone on you're like you're you're very pretty and I'd be like and it's a good thing you're pretty yeah yeah thankfully you're both thankfully you're both stunning or just smart and funny and I you know it's funny I showed the video you made about about TikTok talking band. I showed that to my fiance. And he was like, when he was watching, he was going, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was like, she's fucking smart.

I love that. And I was like, and period. And period. That's my king. I appreciate it. I love that. What would be your dream project to work on or go on at this point? Like whether it's a podcast, TV show, movie. Oh my God. I really, I don't, I don't think I have anything in specific. I can say that we are already working on quite a few things now.

Love. And I won't change my stuff. myself yeah but I'm very excited about you know it's like you get to a point where now you're doing stuff that's going to come in like years yeah and it's going to take work over years absolutely and that's really cool that's really new um I would love to I would love to work on a movie at some point I think that we would be with I don't think I want to act unless they're going to kill me if they're going to kill me then I'm down but do you want to be like a writer director I would really love to write yeah and that made me direct but I don't know can I tell you something about acting

this is me being vulnerable. I was like, I was telling my makeup artist. I was my cousin. I was telling him, I'm going to get into acting next year, right? And I was like, I don't know. I was thinking about it and like, what if they make me like kiss someone? Because like I'm so weird about shit. Like I'm the only man I'm attracted to is my man in my, in like just my heart, everything

about me. Like my body recoils that other men touching me. Yeah. And I was like, what am I going to do? Like, how am I going to do that? Like I'm having this like existential. crisis as if anything's happening. Mind you, it's like four in the morning when we're glaming.

I'm telling my cousin and he's like, okay, first of all, it's four in the morning, so calm down. down. Yeah. Second of all, you haven't been cast in anything. So why are you talking as if you have been? We're a few chapters ahead. I said, oh.

And that's why I'll never, ever get a big head. Because that's how everyone around me treats me. It keeps me firmly planted in reality, you know. Yeah, and you need that. But I do need that. Yeah. I honestly do. I think we all need that.

Right. I've said before, that's why I think God. gave did not give me the ability to sing I think I'd be insufferable well you want to know what the people who are surrounded by a bunch of yes men always I mean the most untalented people in any given room and it's really

upsetting that's true and I I can't remember what like got me on this so bad I can't I like block the person out they were so like there was just nothing like putting in their head but I like met this I can't it's a blank spot

all I remember was the yes men. I experienced this person who just was surrounded by people, like, hyping their shit up. And it was, embarrassing to watch. I think they were like a musician. Yeah. Okay. And it was bad. It wasn't ready. And they were so, like, a dick about it. And this is that you can be bad at anything if you're sweet about it. And I'll be cool and I'll give feedback if you want feedback. And I'll lie if you want me to lie. Same. But when you're a dick and you have a bunch of hype men and you think you're the shit, it's, there's no insult I can come up with. Do you know what I mean? That is more trash. than your situation.

And it's like it is upsetting me and my, my girls. Like, we're very upset. Maybe my home girls are very upset about this. We are very distraught over what you're bringing to the function. This poisonous aura that you're bringing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's why I will tell you, you keep saying I don't want to jinx it, but like, I genuinely think you are a start. That's what you're destined. This is what you're destined to do. So I'm glad you're finally walking in it. I think you're not giving yourself nearly enough credit. So you're getting nervy. I get why.

It is very nervy, but like, this is what you're meant to do. I can feel it. Thank you. So sincerely. And I mean that so sincerely. I don't know. I think it's, um, it's imposter syndrome is what it sounds like. You know, and this is the thing is I actually am very much someone who's like, I don't really

believe in that because I do, like, I know that the way things kind of work is that you have to fake it till you make it. Right. And so. To an extent. Yeah. To an extent. Yeah.

Um, but. Yeah. I don't know. I guess in a weird way it is just. like a superstition thing. Yeah. Because. I'm really superstitious too.

Yeah. And I think it's also like it's very wild to experience. And I think almost everyone goes through this at some point in some way. Like things being demonically bad in your life. And then two years, three years, four years later, it's like a complete 180. Yeah. That's a crazy feeling. Totally.

And it's hard to like to not be disoriented or worry about it. Yes. Like or worry if the other shoe's going to drop kind of thing. It is. Yeah. And yeah, I don't know. I feel like there's always very much a part of like restraint about me in that. Like I don't know.

I just don't want to say too much. And that's okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's okay. When you get to that point, whenever you get to the point where you feel like you can talk about it without feeling like you're going to curse it. Right. That's when you know you're like fully, fully accepting and walking in your power. That's my point.

Walking in your power. I just think you're, I think you're a fucking star and I think you're so funny and so talented. like there's no way that this isn't going to happen for you. That's why it is. Yeah. And when you were ready for it, that's when I think it started happening. Yeah. No, for sure.

And I will say I think it's also two things. I believe like that your actions speak for itself and your work speaks for itself. Totally. And also I watched that one episode of George Lopez where his when I was really young, where his mom talks about the evil eye. And I think that got in my head. a crazy way because all she described was like if you say something it's going to come take it from you and I was like well fuck you know because I also I thought my mom could read my mind until I was 12

so there was just a lot of stuff going on a lot of stuff working in there that kind of got sucked into the meat right after a while so maybe it's some stuff to unpack it's in the carpet you know yeah oh it stinks okay to kind of wrap us up though I would love to know like what your best piece of advice is for any content creators that are maybe like kind of like where you're where you were at two years ago and maybe they're kind of nervous about putting out content or nervous about being perceived. Yeah. You know, what would you say is your best piece of advice for them? I would say that you should just do it.

Um, I mean, just if you have the urge to post, if you literally just want to run your mouth and say nothing interesting for two minutes, three minutes, 20 minutes, whatever, do it. Um, because I think, I don't know. Like when I started, I don't think I really had a point of view. Right. And I don't really think I knew myself. And then somehow through just enjoying doing it, and maybe constantly saying everything in my head out loud,

like now I definitely have a point of view. Yeah. And you also, you never know who is watching you. Totally. I will tell you 100% did not expect this was going to happen. Really? At all. No, I got that email and I sent it to, and I keep doing this.

I'll get like a crazy fucking email and send it to him and be like, should I answer this? Is this real? And he's like, yeah, you fucking should. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. God, God bless him.

Right. Yeah, you never know who was going to see you and show other people around them. Absolutely. And it's a really wild thing when it starts happening. Yeah. And I think that's kind of the big thing that is really sad about TikTok too is, yeah, anyone, anyone can get big on TikTok, right? And it's like democratic about who blows up in a way that I think a lot of people assume is like it doesn't really take talent.

And it doesn't to go viral. Yeah. It does not take any talent to go viral at all. But to maintain attention. Yeah. And to build a loyal audience from TikTok where like 100,000 followers can mean nothing. Right. Exactly.

You know. And they can choose from anyone at that point. Like everybody's on TikTok. Everyone is on TikTok. Literally. Yeah. You know, so. yeah I think just

finding a point of view and really understanding yourself when you're talking to the public like that will do crazy shit for you absolutely literally yeah and that's why that's why you're so funny like saying like I never thought this was gonna oh no I've been watching you forever

that's crazy and I honestly because I don't know unless I click on your profile I have no idea if you follow me but I've been liking your shit for so long I was like yeah we are mutual we are moots now and I when I looked, I was like, oh, period.

Yeah. When I saw you followed me, that's why. And then as I continue to see your stuff, I just think I love a smart bitch. Yeah. A smart, funny bitch. Ooh, I love that shit. That's why I was like, yeah. Every time I see your videos, I'm like, yeah, fucking exactly.

Yeah. That's how I feel watching it. And it's, there's like a little cult of this type of girl on TikTok, Molly, like, just so many different girls I'm obsessed with. Right. And people who like, you know, because you, I was, I was posting already, but Absolutely like the way you speak about things, the way Molly speaks about things. Right.

So many of those girls like was foundational to me being like, oh, I see the way she did that. Yeah. And why it's different than like there truly is a difference that from getting online and being mean. Yeah. And actually taking the time to craft an insult. Like make it smart. Tea. You know.

Tea. That's why. That's why I said you cannot outdo the doer. You know. That's why I said sometimes I've told people like when I make videos roasting dudes. Sometimes they're like, you walked right past this, right? And I'm like, no, I didn't. I saw it and it doesn't, it's not funny to me.

Yeah. You gotta think bigger. Yeah. You wanna live up here? You gotta get more creative. I made my choices very careful. Right. No.

This was premeditated murder. That's what this was. Absolutely. Oh, and I did takes to make sure that timing was like, like, don't worry, bitch. That camera went off and on and off and on until all the punch was exactly what I wanted to. Because I wanted that shit to sting. Exactly. Really bad.

This is mean. Yeah, I know. Oh, I know. It was intended to be. I added extra mean into the suit. Mission accomplished. Yeah. I scribbled it on top like fucking truffle, bitch.

Yeah. I shaved that shit on top. You're welcome. Absolutely. Bon Appetit. Bon Appetit. Well, thank you so much for coming on the show. I fucking adore you.

I am really happy to be here. I'm so glad we got to meet. Oh, my God. Same. I'm same. Yeah. I adore you. And I will say it until you start to believe it to.

I think you're a fucking star. I really do. And I can't wait to see where you go from here. Like anyone would be lucky to have you as a guess. And I've said this before. If you're fucking awesome, I'll plug you into anyone awesome. I think you're fucking fantastic.

And I'm so happy that people are seeing it and recognizing it. Yeah. I can't wait to see what else you do, bitch. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you're amazing. And I'm falling in love with you.

I guess is my fucking point. Yeah. Yeah. Let's have to happen. Maybe we're falling in love with each other. Yeah. I don't. Tends to happen on here.

Yeah. And every time I have to be like, sorry, I'm taken. And you are too. Yeah, literally. Oh, hi, Alex. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Whoops. Well, thank you so much again for coming. And for anyone who doesn't know, where can they find you? Well, for like the next couple weeks, you can find me on TikTok. You can follow my substack, the quiet part. You can listen to my podcast, Meetbuss on Patreon and Spotify. And then I have a YouTube channel. We'll see if anything gets posted.

But it is just K. Poir. K-poir. Period. We love. Make sure y'all fall okay on literally everything. She's incredible, bitch. You are just so unbelievable and so funny. And I can't wait to see you get murdered in a movie. Oh my God. I think it's be fantastic. You're going to have a front row ticket. Yes, obviously. And by that point, we'll have like the theaters that spray real blood on you. Yeah. Yeah. So we're a parker. Yeah. Splash Mountain experience. We love that. Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Kay, for joining me. Thank you all so much for watching. Don't forget new episodes of the comments section drop every Wednesday

You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video for free and exclusively on our favorite platform Spotify So thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you to my amazing guest, K-Poyer, and I'll see you next week. Bye