The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MEN LOVE TO GO OFF TOPIC Ft. Princess Milky | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 59

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

[video available on Spotify] This week, Drew is joined by Molly (aka Princess Milky) to the show to talk some important matters: British men eating beans on toast for breakfast, the real truth about Isaac Newton, how they would handle the zombie apocalypse, and so much more! Drew: ⁠https://linktr.ee/drewafualo⁠ Molly: ⁠TikTok⁠ / ⁠Twitter⁠ Starting April 5th, Spotify will be the exclusive home of The Comment Section Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spotify will be the exclusive home to the comment section starting April 5th. I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive, I think I could have discovered gravity before, like I could have beat him to it. And that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the internet. And I've said more deserving of hate things that really struck an nerve. Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite. Everybody knows me.

Who cares about me? On to the guest. Today I have the one and only The Very hilarious Molly A.k.a. Princess Milky. Woohoo. Hey. I'm so happy to have you.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm like a little nervous, though. Don't be nervous. It's going to be fun. I'm going to steer the ship. You just take in the sights. All right. Cool. I have a good time. I wanted Molly here for very obvious reasons. You are hilarious. Thank you. You're hilarious. Thank you. I appreciate that. I stand a funny bitch, you know.

I love funny. funny women. Oh, I love it so much. So how did you get into TikTok? Um, it was during the pandemic, and I had a scary amount of free time on my hands. So I just made TikToks. Um, yeah, that was pretty much it. Just for funzies? What did you do before TikTok? Like online or? No, like just for work, school, were you in? I just finished school, like right before the pandemic hit. Um, so I was trying to find a job and everything and then we couldn't leave our homes for however. That's crazy. Did you graduate that year, 2020? I graduated January of 2020.

Like, damn, really? Like the day before it started, basically. The day before it started. Yeah, I literally, I got fired for my job two weeks before it started. Two weeks before lockdown. Like, it had started already, I think, but like when they shut everything down and everyone had to stay home and you couldn't even go grocery shopping or anything like that. So was it because of COVID, they did layoffs or whatever? No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, they fired. Oh, that's not why they fired me. I think maybe.

No, they found a way to get rid of me. Okay. It happens. I used to work for the NFL. But it's funny because, like my friend, Brittany Broski, like Spencewa, they both got fired too. And then look what happened. I said, you want to be TikTok famous? You got to get fired.

Yeah, that's great. I'm going to get fired now. You just go get a job to get fired. Then your career just takes off after that. Yeah. What were you planning on doing or wanted to do after college? Like, what did you go to school for? I went to school for graphic design and visual arts.

Yeah. Are you an artsy girl? I mean, not really. Like, I have a degree in it, but it's not. Was it like a passion or was it just kind of like? I did really poorly in school growing up, but I was good at art. So my mom was just like, that's how you're going to get into college. And I was like, I don't have any thing to dispute.

Like, my grades were so bad. So that's what I did. And they don't care about that. that so no it seems like my only option well thank god for tic-tog man i know well i still i have like a i work retail right now oh do you really yeah oh my gosh okay i've worked in not retail i've never i think that's the only service job i've never had like i did work food service though okay i was a waitress for a hot minute have you ever been a waitress no girl i can imagine one of the hardest that's the true front lines right there yeah strong god's strongest soldiers or service i agree

That it seems harder. Servers are like, oh man, I just, what a thankless job. Like serving people of food who go out with the intention of harming you verbally. That's insane. I've heard horror stories. Yeah, it's pretty bad. But I'm sure retail is just as bad. It's, I mean, I work in, like, a big department store.

So I have so many coworkers. If there's a crazy person that I want to avoid, I just, like, walk away. And, like... You're like, it's so funny. I actually don't have to talk to you if I don't want to, so. Exactly. So you just walk away. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, like, in a smaller boutique where there's less places to hide,

it's more difficult, but. Have you ever had, like, a crazy customer interaction? Yeah, I mean, sort of. Or is it just, like, the standard, like, people being rude? It's, like, the standard. I don't want to say too much because I do currently work there. I don't want to get fired, but, you know, you're so burnt out from being on your feet and talking to people all day.

I feel that. That the crazies, you're just, you have no reaction. They'll just be screaming it and you're like, okay. I'm dead behind the eyes. So it's cool. Exactly. I don't really care anymore. No thoughts.

One of the craziest people I ever served when I was, I had that job when I was in college and I already had another job and I was like a full-time student. So I remember like that money was purely like party money. Like that was my city girl money. Like I was literally just using that to be a city girl. So I was like, cool. I could work like three shifts a week. That's totally fun with me to make good money.

So I did that and I had this one couple come in. And my manager was like, ugh, when he saw them. Like immediately he was like, ugh. And of course they got sat in my section. And then he told me, just so you know, like that couple comes in at least once a week. They always have a coupon. We don't even hand out coupons. He's like, so just take the coupon.

I'll be like, and then I'll pretend I put the discount. But they were old. Oh, so they didn't know. No, they did. She was just a Karen. So he was like, just to like avoid confrontation, she's going to give you a coupon. Just bring it back. And then I'll do it.

And I was like, okay. So I served her. I served the two of them. He didn't say anything at all, battered by life. And I don't even know. I think she was just really mean to him all the time. I have no idea. He never said anything.

She was awful. Like one of the worst people I've ever met. and she requested the most ridiculous things like i had to take her food back like four times even though she eats there once a week it's like she does it to exert power i don't know i have no idea so then like when i finally brought them their food she goes can i ask you a question i go sure why not i'm sure it's going to be great and then she said um why do you feel like men are more important than women and i go huh why i'm looking at her and she's like I just feel like you think you respect him more than you respect me because this entire time you've been serving him first and serving me second.

Mind you there's two of them so it's one or two and she just happened to be too. And she's ranting at me about like feminism. Like she's like telling me like basically asking me why I'm not for the girls. Right. Can you get her on the show? Yeah, literally. I'm like fast word. She's probably dead now.

But. Oh, all right. She was old and racist. But anyways, so she goes on this tirade about, like, you know, respecting men more. You're never going to go far in life if you respect men. Like, whatever. And so I let her kind of run herself out like a toddler. And then I was like, I don't know anything about that.

I will say, though, I have to serve based off the seat. Yeah. He's in one. So it goes one, two. Switch. Yeah, I was like, so I'm just doing it. the way I was taught how to serve, but if you would like me to serve you first from now on, I can. And she goes, oh, okay.

Like, nothing happened. Like, men in black came in there, and they were like, fh, right? And they just, like, wiped her memory. Then she just acted like she never did that to me. And I was like, you're insane. That's what I don't get when customers, like, pull that shit. And they try to, like, act like it's normal. But it's like, no, we all remember.

I was also there. So she literally like took off her mask like Jim Carrey like she put it on she was like And then she took it off she was like that was crazy back there oh my god I didn't know that girl those nuts what just happened oh my god she ate a snickers Yeah literally what would you do for Klondike bar And I was like and then I just went back and she like a terror a true terror That's actually my serving job was one of the first times I like truly 100% solidified my beef with Australian men.

That was way before TikTok. Really? Oh yeah. Have you interacted with them at all on TikTok? Not really. No. No. They're pretty bad. I don't know if they have a misogynistic spider over there that's just biting every Aussie man they see.

But like, it's pretty bad. What? I've made TikToks about Australian men and the way they like ride for each other is crazy. It's cuckoo. the way they ride for each other. And they like, they're so misogynistic sometimes. Like, I don't want to say, not all men, but like a lot of Australian men. And when I was a server, they are the worst customers ever.

They don't tip, they stay for hours, they make a mess and they get trashed. Like the whole time, like they're on vacation or whatever. Because I lived in Hawaii at the time I was serving. Okay. So they like go from Jurassic World where they live and then they come to Home, Hawaii to like get away from it all get away from the creatures I guess I don't know but that just blew my mind yeah so then I was like man these guys suck like I interacted with them a lot and they were very misogynistic even back then and so then now on TikTok I'm like see I knew you guys were

terrible oh my god not the Hemsworth brother they're like all the extra yeah well see Liam Hemsworth is a perfect example like look how he was treating my house her song flowers I mean listen I don't want to say I warn you all but I warned y'all. I didn't even say that before. I went back to 2014. I wasn't even in college at the time. But yeah, anyhow, I mean, look at us. Went to college for something completely different. Now we're justers on the internet. So, true. Yeah. Oh my God. I can't believe that about Australian men. I don't know why I'm like so like affected by that. Finding out that news like upset me. That's why I said not all of them, but a lot of them. And I, I think too, like I have a pretty

big audience in Australia which is a little shocking to me at the time when I had first started growing up platform and then they literally told me like a lot of women were like yeah then when I saw how they act I'm like well no wonder I wonder they love me over there because you guys are rancid I don't know what's in the water

maybe fix it fix it immediately I don't know I know that like British men are kind of the worst really oh no you're right I've made fun of British men a few times but their threats make no sense like when they When they insult you, I'm like, are you like casting a smell? Like, what are you saying? Yeah, like, I can't tell.

I'm like, you're just, you're, you're, you just said a limerick to me. I was not an insult. I don't know what you said, but it wasn't mean. They need to up their game a little bit. Maybe I'm just so uncultured. I don't know. I don't know. I can hurt their feelings pretty easy, so.

Yeah, they're very sensitive. When you talk about like beans on toast, that's like, I actually said that in the video got taken down and it said use of slurs. I'm not even joking. And what did you say? I said that they eat beans on toast. That was like the only like specific like British. The only thing I could think of that was that.

Damn and they said burn her. Which? Damn, you said beans on toast they got mad? Yeah, they got very upset. Do one get mad at all? Do they ever write hate to? Do you get a lot of hate? I used to.

Really? I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive, I think I could have discovered gravity before. like I could have beat him to it. And that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the internet. And I've said more deserving of hate things that really struck a nerve that got on like no cap on Instagram, like those weird. Oh.

Where they like rip things and put it on Instagram? Yeah. And you're like at least give me credit. Yeah, exactly. But then they'll take you, take your video and shit on you in the caption. Yeah. Like they were like, woman moment. Like Hannah raised.

And I was like, all. Right? And people in the comments were furious that I said that. They were like, her father needs to beat the shit out of her saying all the stuff. And I was like, over Isaac Newton. He's dead. I didn't know he, I didn't know that he had riders like that. Me either.

I was shocked. Damn. He's like K-pop level defense at his ready, apparently. It was crazy. Isaac Newton? That's what triggers y'all? That's what gets them going or what? The hate was crazy, like, sending, like, death threats upon death threats.

And I was like, this is over Isaac Newton over a joke about how I think I could have discovered gravity? I didn't. So it's okay. And also, you could have. I still think I could have. I don't know. Someone invent a time machine. Let's go back and find out.

You know what I mean? Yeah, and that was, like, my point. Like, were these people who invented things that changed the world? Were they, I'm sure he was very smart. I didn't know him personally, like the rest of his fans. Listen, I don't want to talk bad on your friend. But if he died or something happened to him, gravity would have gotten discovered. Like eventually by someone.

Or something equivalent. Yeah, but also, to your same point, who knows who really discovered most things? Exactly. Like, it's only recently within the last, like, century come out that Albert Einstein's wife did most of his work for him. And he took the credit because women were not allowed to be signed. That's the thing. So like who the knows who actually discovered

Who you're taking the word of a man? They lie a lot so Like the greatest minds Throughout all of history A lot of people didn't have rights When they were like making a name for themselves No shit So the playing field was a lot

Like the pool was much more shallow than it is now Well I just think to like You know the movie Hidden Figures Yeah Yeah so those three black women were not credited For how many years in there literally how the one of the main reasons we got to the moon and they just now made a video about it yeah like or a movie like just now in the 21st century like getting credit for it

when they did it who knows how many years ago yeah so i don't trust you like yeah you're telling me a man discovered it prove it yeah let's go back in time and see who actually discovered it who knows yeah it's like the it's kind of like uh that's the same sentiment of like was it men saying things like men built the roads and the in the buildings and the internet that she used to say that blah blah blah blah yeah okay like we could sit here and say things all day like let's just laugh at the jokes they didn't have to do that they took it upon themselves they also invented lots of other terrible things that have oppressed many of us for thousands of years but like no one wants to talk about that no one wants to sing those or

praises. They only solely want to focus on like, and also again, like, who knows who really invented a building? I don't know. I wasn't there, so. That feels though like something a man would think of, like a building, like, I don't know. They can have credit for that.

Yeah, buildings using, especially like, well, men invented colonization, I'll give you guys that. Racism. Give you guys that for sure. You guys can have that. Take all the credit for that. It's true. It's kind of like how they say, I had DeLara on the show recently, and she's like a literal lawyer, like an actual lawyer.

Like this bitch passed the bar. Went to law school, everything. And she talks a lot about like, she'll talk about court cases and stuff, but she'll also talk about like women's rights and all kinds of stuff. She makes lots of content. And men will still try to tell her how to do her job. And I'm like, she's like an actual lawyer. Like that's not like a funny like. Like when men put doctor in front of their Twitter name and all of a sudden they're allowed to give medical advice, not the same thing.

Like she's like legally allowed to practice law if she would like to. And they're like, I don't know about that one. I don't know though. Because woman, boobs, you know, they just can't control their emotions, women, who knows? That's crazy. And she even told me that like statistically, like research-based wise, like women are far more competent leaders. and it's been proven, like, over and over again. And men have started all the world's worst problems.

Like, any problem that this country is having, you name it, it's the fault of a man. And they're like, but what if she gets her period? And she overreacts. I would, though. That's, like, one thing I do I have to say. Like, I feel like I would start a war, but they... So they do it without that. Yeah.

They started a war, and they never got their period, so... I mean, Pemdos cancels out. Yeah. At that point. That's how I see it. We're all the same at that point. That's crazy. I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence, though, where, like, someone who is

a legit lawyer is giving out advice. And I'm like, I don't think that sounds right. And I think I override your lawyer advice. Yeah, just like an unbridled confidence. You're just like, mm, that doesn't sound right. Why? I don't know. I don't like it.

That's how I'd feel I would be unlike, you know, like the shows, like cooking shows. like chopped. Or like anything where it's like they're putting all this like there's like this craftsmanship. It's like a true art to like be a chef. Right. And they do all this stuff. And then they're like chefs today I've prepared for you. And they'll name this exquisite dish.

And then I take one by and I go, I don't like mayonnaise. So. This sucks. This just like doesn't taste very good. So chopped. Like I would like to do that. I'd like to be unqualified and be put on a show to Dutch. to judge. I would love that. I think that'd be great. There's a lot most shows I feel like they are

unqualified. Who knows? Honestly, maybe they're just really good actors sometimes pretending they are. Have you ever seen Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making the team? No, I've never watched the show, but I do know of it. Yeah. That is like my little like hyper fixation at the moment. I'm watching that. Yeah. And the judges that they have during like the first round of auditions, it's just like a random southern guy who owns a guitar, like a guy who knows. There's some men on the judge's panel. Okay. And they're the most unqualified looking people to be judging cheerleaders.

I'm like, where the fuck did you find these people? It would be like someone who auditioned for American Idol in 2010. Okay. And he auditioned. He didn't make the show. He auditioned back in 2010. Yeah. Those are his credentials.

Literally. And they'll be like, as someone who's been to an audition before my laugh, I think I can be, I can give good advice to people who are also auditioning. I'd like to think I'm, I guess, the expert in this field. Yeah. I don't know. That's just what other people have told me. That's crazy.

And they're really dead ass serious too and they're giving their feedback. I don't know about this one. Like the kick was not high enough. It's like what do you? I think I need to see your kick before you talk. It's like I saw, God, I can't remember the show I was watching. But it was like a, it was literally like a skit on misogyny in the workplace. right and this it's like in madmen time right like that around that era and this lady she's like

auditioning almost not auditioning she's applying for like a secretary job because that's like the highest they could go in the workplace and she's like yeah so I have two degrees I have like so much qualifications I'm literally so qualified like she's like literally listing all of these things that make her overqualified for the position and he's like okay great we'll give you a call and then she leaves and then he turns around and there's like two different boxes and it says pointy boobs not so pointy boobs and he has her application and he goes hmm and he puts it in not so pointy boobs and he's like shame is pointy boobs good is that what you're supposed to have to get the job yeah like that's like good like I could see your nipples through your dress so you're hired but she didn't

have that so she didn't get the job oh but it's like it's like it's like a joke about like how they would determine if women were qualified enough or like worthy of earning a position and it's literally shit like that so that's probably what it is for the Dallas Cowboys Looked Uneven though so yeah I definitely know that they do openly talk about those their body like the looks and stuff damn they've tried like the look of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader which is do they specify or is it just kind of a they're like oh no one I see it they say that but then they all kind of look the same so you can connect the dots. So you kind of all roads lead to the same center point at the end of the day. Damn, that's crazy. I never like, I just feel like there are some things in life because generally speaking,

clip this, the men who hate me. I feel like I'm smarter than most men easily. There are some things in life, though, where I feel it makes me what misogynist think women are, a stupid bitch, essentially. It's like, and it's very few things, but it's like things like the car. Like anything having to do with the mechanics of a moving vehicle, I simply don't care. Like, I just, I refuse to learn because I don't want to. Like, I'm like, no. Because why do you need to, like, what are they doing with that knowledge other than like being an asshole with it? It's like,

that's something where like, I will literally call my dad and he will help me do it or he'll take it and do it for me because I like just, I refuse. Like, I'm like, I, my brain will not hold or retain any. of that information. As hard as I've tried, she's just like, nah, not important. Because it isn't. I just feel like it's not. It's not at all. Why would I do that when I could just drive it to a store and you'd be like, oh, well, you need this, this and this. I'm like, I call my dad. Are they ripping me off? No. Okay, cool. Run the card. I don't need to know anything. Like when they try to over-explain to me, I'm like, it's fine. They just do that, though, to like get more money out of you. To like flex on me. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.

Like mechanics. Well, that's why I've told my dad, like, I literally have my dad do it because they'll try to like swindle me. Yeah. Because I am but a mere woman in the auto shop. Like, yeah. I don't know. Like I, one time had to replace tires in my car. And I just bought the car. Like probably like two months before that. Then I blew two tires. I'm like, nice. So I called the tire shop and the guy's like, okay, I just need a little bit of information about the car. I'm like, cool. And he's like, cool. And he's like, like, asking me all these, again, like casting a spell on me. I don't know what any of these words mean. Like they hold no weight to me as far as I know you're making them up, right? So he's like, I need to know the, like literally I can't even say the words because I don't remember. He's like asking me about the tires. And I'm like, I genuinely don't know. I can't answer that question. He goes, okay. And then he asks me another question. Again, don't know. And then he goes,

okay, what color is the car? And I go gray. And then he goes, well, at least you know one of them, like to be a dick and I'm like well I don't need to know that because you do so that's like that's like the same thing though like when people like when an uber's on the way and people are like it's a 2000 whatever like what color is it what the fuck are you talking about literally when I call ubers now like with my boyfriend I'll literally hand him the phone I'm like you find it yeah I don't know like this could be a Lamborghini or a mini cooper I don't know like I just I'd I don't know because I don't care. Like, I don't care literally.

Like, before, like, when people get all hyped about cars and shit, like, it doesn't mean anything to me. It's a moving vehicle. As long as it has air conditioning and music, I'm good. That's it. I don't need anything else. Fancy, schmancy, whatever. Like, I'm good.

Yeah, I know. That's so obnoxious, though. At least you know one thing. Like, it's your job. To not, like... I called you at your workplace, correct? I just want to make sure you didn't call me. Yeah.

Like, you can call me for the info. That's why I was like, ha ha ha. You know that like fake woman laugh? Yeah, okay, so I need it done by tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's the only thing that makes me like truly feel like a misogynist, like, weddream of what a woman is.

Stupid. The car thing. Anything I'm going to do with a car. I can't think of anything else that. There are a few things. If I'm like really like getting, like being honest with myself. Yeah, there are some. like house things like I don't know I just don't care like I just I don't care enough to research it

or to like retain the info you know yeah because I'm like I have other things to worry about if it mattered and I needed to know something I'll figure it out yeah like I really don't need to like memorize the bunch of useless shit just to like prove to men that I'm not like brain dead exactly yeah it's kind of like you know how sometimes like misogynistic men have this like this true like fantasy it's almost like a like a lore they have in their head of like what they would do in the event of an apocalypse they're like oh me i'd survive i'd like go on i'd survive i'm killing myself like immediately like my brother's been like what would you do if there's zombie apocalypse kill myself immediately like i'm not sticking around for the end like and now i'm watching the last

of us have you watched last of us no you should watch it though yeah you should watch it it's great i never really things but I did roll the dice on this show. It's really good. Terrifying, but like, it's really good. And when I watched it, I said, I confirmed with myself. I'm like, I was right. Take me out, bitch. I'm too spife. I need to outlive some people. Like, I can't. Just like a couple. Yeah. Your ops. I live your ops. First people I'm taking out are the ones that think that they're going to live the longest. Just because that, like, comment and irritates me. Yeah. You're like, never, never let them know your next movie. You just kill your allies. Yeah. Immediately.

I don't know about my ally, maybe. Depends how I'm feeling. You can just go out and look for them only. Don't even care about the zombies. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess you're, like, against the zombies in that situation. Yeah.

I feel like I would turn. Yeah, I'm dying. I'm out. I'm like, eh, I'm good. I'm one of those obnoxious people. I think that I would, like, make it pretty far. Really? Do you?

I don't. I mean, maybe if I tried hard enough, but I don't want to, and that's kind of the T. I'd be, like, group suicide. side, let's all do it together. Let's all take pills, go to sleep, not wake up. That's what I would do. I mean, in the event of it, I don't know. But I think it's obnoxious when men are like, me, I would like go on.

And then they make it weird. They're like, oh, I'd start like a cult and then I'd repopulate. I'm all, okay. Don't come around me. Yeah, see, that's why I'm out. Because like a world without laws is like Mad Max. I don't want to be there. No way.

No way. Not worth it to me. I'm like, you guys. are already not following laws constantly. I don't need to live in a world where you're unchecked even more. Yeah. That is true. Even more unchecked power? No way. I'm not sticking around for that. Oh, my God. I hope that doesn't happen. No, I hope not either. But if it does, I have a plan, so. If it does, I'm prepped. I'm ready to go. Okay. Speaking of, but not really, we're talking about being funny. Hilarious women is our topic for today, because obviously Molly is unbelievably funny.

Oh my God, thank you. And I think it's interesting to talk about it because a lot of terrible men like hate when women are funny. Yeah. Like, massagistic men especially, like, obviously, like, they don't like when you're more capable or smart. But there is something about being funnier that just rubs them the wrong way. Like, they get so irritated almost immediately. Yeah. Do you ever have men telling you you're not even funny?

All the time. Or they just don't get when you're joking. Yeah. Like what I was saying before, they can't even tell when it's a joke. I guess unless it starts with knock knock, then they get it. Or a preface of like, this is a joke, by the way. Yeah. Which is so weird to me.

They'll be like, what about this is a joke? And I used to be really petty when I first was getting attention. The second someone would comment something that pissed me off, I would answer. But that just didn't end well for me, so I stopped doing that. Yeah. But it was like getting to a point where I felt like I needed to, like, prove it to, like, user 1-1-2, whatever the f*** doesn't post at all. Yeah. And I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing?

I'm, like, explaining my joke to this, like, dumb fuck who can't even tell what a joke is because they're miserable and I upset them for some reason. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? I don't need to do that. They're just stupid. What's the most irritating comment you get? Probably, like, when people don't get that. There's nothing, like, specific, but...

Yeah, it's like an, like a theme, like a running thing. Yeah. Like, when I make a joke about something, so I made a joke about how not every negative quality that a person has relates to some terrible traumatic thing they had growing up. Like, some people just suck. Yeah. And, like, that was just going to, like, happen. But I, my examples were really, like, not that serious.

I was just, like, you're not, like, a former gifted kid who's burnt out. Like, you just have a full-time job, like, the rest of us and you're tired. And, like, even if you did poorly, whatever. Anyway, even the comments were just like, oh, no, you're right. Like, the fact that I was, like, abused as a child had no effect on me. And it's just like, I... You're all, that's not what I was talking about. At all.

Like, at all. It's, like, one of those things where it's... That's honestly a straw man. Where it's, like, they bring up something that had nothing to do with what you said. Yeah. And they're, like, trying to make it fit really hard because they're upset because you said something that triggered something in them. I mean, that happens to me all the time.

time, like all the time. I, like, had someone say, like, well, one of the things that men were trying to tell me all the time is that I'm like, I'm promoting toxic masculinity because I talk about, like, heightened hair lines, right? And I've said before many times, actually, these men are openly and willingly judging other people based off these beauty standards that they themselves don't even meet. So who the fuck are you is like my point. Yeah.

My point is you don't even meet your own bar. So you have no right to like exert this like judgment on other people. It's like literally the whole throwing stones from a glass house. Yeah. Like your house is made of glass bitch. Like I wouldn't throw things if I were you. Like that's like my whole point. And I've said so many times like and they constantly, oh just so you are cool with body shaming.

Even though they see this man actively body shaming either myself or somebody else, what about you? What about me? He said a joke. I said a joke. He commented on my body. I commented on his. What's the problem?

What's the problem? All of a sudden you guys have like a moral compass that points due north every single time. That's why honestly, I've followed you for such a long time. And since I first saw your video, I always thought that you went way too easy on people. I mean, like, I know that you have like community guidelines. But I would look at the comments where you'd be like, You're brutal. Like, you're so, like, I wouldn't survive.

I was like, what the fuck are you watching? I'm not. I feel like she should go find out where he lives and, like, teach him a lesson in person. I don't even understand how. You're telling me. When, like, you see, like, what you, especially, a lot of times, like, you're reacting to videos that people made about you personally. Yeah.

What the fuck would anybody do in that situation? Literally. Well, I know. They would take the high, bro. apparently. Take the high road. It was not swear. It's like my ass, bro. That's why I always think I don't, the high road doesn't exist with me and I

feel like I've told you that a million times, so why do you keep pressing me? And it's funny because I'll make the silliest joke about them, like the silliest joke ever. Like, I'm trying to think of one that I thought of. I told this one kid he looked like a toothbrush

because he did. Like his head was shaped like an oral B headass. You know what I mean? Like silly silly it means nothing it's like so dumb and he literally wrote me like a dissertation bitch like he was like how could you say that about honestly like that's the hardest thing you've ever had to deal with no someone said it before to him like that wouldn't get that reaction if he hasn't gone that's like i don't know if you are prepared for adult life if that's the hardest thing you've ever had to go through is that the two things you've ever had to go through is that the two

brush. Yeah, like, that's the, that's one of the silliest, tamedest things I've ever said. Like, and on Twitter, it's different because I am so, so mean on Twitter. Like, I'm unbridled mean on that bitch because, like, I can be over there. And I've told people on TikTok, like, that's me fighting with one hand behind, time on my back. Like, if you really let, let it loose, like, you would never recover from me actually being mean to you. This is me being silly. Yeah. Silly jokes. That's why, you're not wrong. Like, I can be a a lot meaner, but I simply can't. Because of the guideline, yeah.

Yeah, because they're so sensitive. Like, the guidelines are so easily crossed. Yeah. So it's better to just be silly and have a silly goofy time. I mean, I'm having a good time. True, yeah, yeah. Them not so much, but I don't know if it's been made abundantly clear. I don't give a shit what they feel or how things are going for them.

They're just so sensitive. Like, everything, like a toothbrush, that's not even that. Like, I feel like if someone said I look like a tooth brush, I would argue that I do. certain angles. So I'd be like, okay. I mean, yeah, sure. There are worse things you can get compared to than a tooth rat. No kidding.

I've said much worse things. I mean, I just made a video and I told this. I literally said in the last episode I told this guy he looks like he sells Bibles for a living. I'd argue that's a lot meaner. Yeah. Like, when I talk about your livelihood, I feel like that's a lot meaner. Yeah. Would you look like you do for a living?

Like I told this guy, he crumbled this other guy. I told him he looked like the most guy guy. Like, you just look like a guy. You know, like, when you say, like, oh, it's a guy, that's who you picture. Yeah. Like the, I couldn't pick yet. Like, he could be like that figurine on the bathroom signs. Like faceless, normal build.

Like, nothing special. Mediocre at best. Like a stock photo image when you Google guy. Truly. Yeah. Yeah. Like a button down. Guy.

Guy. Yeah. And it says shutter stock on it. Like, that's him. That's what he looked like. And he said that was the meanest thing I could have ever said to him. And I'm like, it's a rip, I guess. But if you said that, he looked like the least guy guy.

He'd probably be upset by that too. Yeah. A guy. If I said, you look like a guy, he'd be even more. It's just there's no winning. There's no winning when it's, like, a terrible man. And he's not used to being, like, stood up to at all or being made fun of. Like, I know you make fun of people, too.

And people just shit their pants. Yeah. They just don't know how to do it. They don't know how to deal with that at all. I think, too, you guys. can't take a joke that sucks I know at all I don't understand that I don't get how you make it through life without like

learning how to laugh at yourself actually I had um on Twitter recently I was like I tweeted it wasn't like a joke I was like tweeting about this I don't know did you see that video that went viral recently of this guy like this girl let this guy into her apartment gym because she thought he was like trying to work out and then he like attacked her no or tried to attack her and then she she like fought back super hard and then he like left and he got arrested but there's video footage of it like HD video footage of it like they're literally on at all angles of the gym they're recording her

fighting him running away like all that shit and he wasn't successful in like what he was attempting to do but he did assault her for obvious reasons and then there were so many men like underneath it saying things like whoa he wasn't even wearing gym clothes why would she open the door. That seems like she should have known, like, let him buzz himself in. Like, what? And then I retweeted it and I said, I, the, the replies from men to this video are rancid. Like, you guys can rot in the deepest pits of hell, bitch. Like, you see 4K footage of this girl being assaulted and defending herself and you still want to talk about what she did wrong. Like, you can rot, bitch, easily, chew glass, do literally anything else with your time. You're a piece of shit.

That's crazy. It's so crazy to me that that's how people's brains are like set up. No shit. It's like think that way. Yeah, they're like, well, why would she let it? He clearly was, yeah, that's what she was thinking of. This guy might attack me, so I should probably not open the door. You know what I mean? And like some, some people actually do have to think about that all the time. But I thought it was very topical at the time for them to have this discourse about it because there have been countless videos of women recently, like recording men being creepy in the gym, touching them in the gym when they don't ask to,

like spotting them, it's just an excuse to touch them. And they're talking about making them uncomfortable. And men are like, this is why I never do anything nice for bitches in public. What? Is that being nice? That's your idea of being nice,

touching someone you don't know. And they're like, I'm just going to look. I'm not even going to go to the gym because if I look around, someone might record me and say, Thank you. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Well, it's like, and I, I was so annoyed watching it because it's like, it's all attached to the same center point, which is like you guys act insane. And then you wonder why women don't trust any of you. Like, you're all guilty and so proven otherwise. Yeah. You wonder why that happens when shit, like, like, if you roll the dice in you're nice

to someone, something like that could happen. Oh, my God. She wasn't even talking to him. She literally just opened the door for him. went back to her do her thing like she wasn't trying to kiki hang out nothing but yeah that's not even like an act of kindness like just opening the door for someone's like something you just like don't think of it's just what you do to be normal yeah it's like a knee jerk thing to do like it's almost like oh you open it and it's it i remember when i you know obviously i said that and then a lot of men were

upset because i was like this is why people say amen because you're all guilty until proven otherwise at this point. And a lot of men didn't like that. And then they were like, women have equal rights. Men are oppressed now. Not enough. I was like, me being mean to you and telling you to suck my big fat dick is not you being oppressed. Like, I don't know what I need to tell you to get that through your thick, neanderthal skull. But like, me being mean to you on the internet is not the same thing as oppression. Yeah. Only someone who's not oppressed would say that. So, like, Have you seen the video of like the people making fun of like guys raising their hand and then we can't do anything anymore like we can't even raise our hand and he's like on the verge of tears? Yeah it's like exactly I saw that video hilarious and then I saw it's the same thing as like when like I saw this girl's video she was recording her boyfriend their own vacation and like some tropical place and he was jumping off a boat into the water and she was recording him jump.

This is her husband Like her husband Like she married him And they are in love He jumped off the boat And she said New Ick unlocked Watching him dive into the water

Because he can't dive Which is hilarious Let's all laugh It's funny And all the comments Are men going We can't do anything anymore Like

Bro's just trying to have fun And you guys are being Okay Oh my God And then they're like See I'm so oppressed Girl what are you talking about

You sound insane What are you talking about? Like, that's the most, oh my God. I just think, like, you cannot take a joke. They're a literal couple. You think they don't make fun of each other? You think they don't joke? Like, and also, he did look funny.

He looked silly, jumping in the water. It's okay. We can laugh at it. Not a big deal. He, like, plugged his nose to jump in the water, and she was like, yuck. Oh, he did that. Yeah, he did this and then jumped in all weird. And then she was like, ew.

Divorce. I hate that. And then when you joke about that, they're like, We can't do anything. It's just so. They feel like they can't do anything yet they still always do too much, which is what I'm trying to figure out. I don't understand.

You can't do anything, but yet you're doing all the things. In fact, a lot of things you probably shouldn't be doing. In fact, it doesn't seem like you're on a shortage of things. Yeah. I even had, I got on Twitter after this whole, like, discourse was happening. He, like, he had said something about me saying, like, oh, this is, you're never going to make it in life if you can't hand it. people like being mean to you or whatever.

I'm like, I'm assuming this is your first day on earth and you've never heard of me because you think I've never dealt with mean comments. Are you out of your mind, bitch? Go ahead and mosey on to my comment, like the replies to everything I say and you just take a stroll. You can see whether or not I've dealt with mean things on the internet. Yeah. Those things don't bother me.

That's what I'm like. Yeah. Not enough to like do anything about it. like delete my account like you know what I'm saying like mean men are mean on the internet the place where they thrive in anonymity they're not that nice in real life either like I don't so I kind of like conditioned anyways at this point like I'm kind of used to it so they'd love to say that one too like you're never going to make it in real life like I've been in it so I'm like making I'll update you then if anything changes I'll let you know

Yeah. What does that even mean? You're never going to make it. You're never going to make it in this town. That's what it sounds like to me. It's like if the town is life. In this business or in this industry. Like, oh my God. Yeah, I made a video about a guy once because he said he was like trying to do this like, you know sometimes men talk slower and quieter and they think smart.

Yeah. He did that for like literally three minutes, but it was a whole bunch of nothing. But he said like what if women treated men the exact same? way or no what if men treated women the exact same way women treated men and then I was like I'm assuming you mean like shit correct they already do that newsflash I literally was like is this your first day on earth like is this your first day being a human like did you just wake up after like being frozen in ice like Captain America for the last 70 years like yep men do that yeah they treat women like shit already that's what I don't understand like when you like say the stuff

I don't consider a body shaming, but that's sort of they used. Yeah. Imagine if the guy said this about a woman. Imagine if a man was body shaming. I don't have to imagine it. Like, just scroll one video down and you'll find it. Well, actually don't have to. It's like you literally watched it before you got to my section of the video.

You saw what that looks like. Yeah. And that's why I feel like women are so much more. Like women and femme presenting people in general, just are so much more conditioned to like deal with shit like that like it's just not a big deal to them like yeah it rolls of us a lot easier than it does men because they're not used to being made fun of like in any context really but especially by women like and having it be funny and like hit like when men when men are like mean to each other it's like weird like it's almost like personal when women are mean

I mean, that's not just like, when I make fun of men, I'm very personal about it. But like, I feel like they just like, he can do it, but you can't do it to me. Yeah, that's exactly it. Like, they're really mean to each other. Yeah. I think it's funny when they're being mean to each other. Me too. I think it's funny.

I don't say anything that you guys are being mean to each other, but when I join in, all of a sudden, it's a problem. Yeah. They're like, ah, no. Yeah, that's the thing. And that's even the thing, like when they can't pick up on when a woman's being funny, it's really not, there's like situations where it's really not that different than like, it's only like a guy would say. And if he said it would be funny and you'd understand that

because it's like a woman saying it, you're like, what? I don't understand. You're kind of like, break it down for me. Yeah. I'm not grasping it. Or when you're being mean and they think you're, like, I've had this happen so many times over my lifetime where I'm like, I genuinely hate someone. I'm like, I can't stand you. Like, you're the worst. And so I'm really mean to them because they're awful. And they're like, you're so funny. I'm not trying to be funny.

I hate you. I literally hate you. Like, I could say that to their face and they'd be like, you're crazy, girl. They just don't take you seriously, like, ever. No matter what you say, they don't believe you. Like, I could literally say, like, you're literally the worst person I've ever been in my entire life. I hate you. And they'd be like, I kind of love people like that.

That's so funny. to me, though. Like, I get that. That's, like, frustrating. But there's something that just, like, cracks me up as, like, no self-awareness. Like, this person is a fucking hate senior. She's like, oh, my God, I love her so much. She's hilarious. She's so funny. It's like a whole thing we do. Like, she's mean and I laugh. And it's just the worst. Just the worst. Now there's no mistaking anymore. Now that I have a presence online, there's genuinely no mistaking anymore. But, okay, speaking of funny women, right? We're going to do one video today. What we do in the comment section is we talk about videos that I was tagged and that are applicable to our topic

today bring him here laugh kiki all the fun things so this first video um is a guy and he's duetting a video of comedian Whitney cummings doing stand-up with the caption trying to laugh at a female comedian and just watch the video silently with no expression the whole time hilarious I came across this on my four you page did you really yeah and it like pissed me off but I've also seen like other clips of Whitney Cummings or even Natasha Lugaro and they're hilarious. They're killing it and the comment section is just like

the straight face emoji or like where's the funny question mark? Man I laugh so hard and then it's that emoji. Yeah. Yeah. It's like now that's comedy. Like your comment, your hey comment I bet you Lauren Michaels is going to see it and you're like get that kid in my office

immediately. Fly him out to New York. We got to get him on the staff bitch. Immediately he's like get that guy in my office. I need that kind of wit and humor in my life. We need that kind of quality control at the Netflix stand-up, like, live specials. That's, like, who gives a... That's what I don't understand is, like, these kids who, like, come on the internet,

or, like, grown-ass adult men who will, like, react to that stuff. It's, like, who the... Like, I mean, I give my opinion a lot, and no one asked for it. But, like, really, like, them. I'm just, like, why? For what? Like, who needed your input on whether or not it's funny? I genuinely don't know

It's like I feel like that's It's like this entitlement They've always carried so they're like They're gonna eat this up When I do it And sometimes I feel like This might even be the case sometimes where They just know it's gonna hit

With a very specific audience Which is gonna drive numbers and like The possibility of going viral Which I think to myself Like you want to go viral for what reason Like let's just say you went viral Who like you just stitching female comedians like hits every single time. You're just clocking a million views

every single time. Do you think you're going to build a career off that? Like, like, what's the end goal? Like to keep doing that content is like, what's the goal? Yeah. What's the light at the end of the tunnel? Like, you think you're going to pay your bills off sitting there and pretending you're not laughing? They just want the attention, like, so badly. That's so weird. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's literally just like, it's just for attention at that point, which makes it odd. Like, it's just strange. Like, because there's no goal. It's. Like you know you're not going to go you're not going to build the platform off it. You know you're not going to build a career off it.

You're not going to make money off of it. So like what's the point? The point is to just make yourself feel good for like five seconds. That's so pathetic. That's like the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. You have nothing good going for you at that point in your life. So it's kind of like, well. It's just going to like shit on this like well established successful comedian who's doing just fine.

That's I'm like what are the odds that you know and she doesn't? what's funny. Yeah. What are the odds? Like, if you were to pull random people, like, what are the odds?

That's why dudes will tell one fat joke to me. And they'll be like, should I quit my day job? Like, should I start workshopping a set? Like, someone get the laugh factory on the phone. I have to talk to them.

Like, they have got to see this. Night at the Apollo, like front row. Oh my God. But then they'll get like heckled by one person and like have to like go on medication. And that's like the thing. Like when they like comment on that.

or even we'll go on like the comedian's comments of a video they posted. Yeah. And it's just like, don't you think that someone who's done this and started like before TikTok was a thing, don't you think they've dealt with their fair share of negative feedback? And it's also worse when it's in person. Like it's worse in the sense that it's harder to like be funny or on your feet like witty in the event that you do get heckled. It happens all the time.

Exactly. Yeah. Stand up comedians where there people are like, they go to. to the show to be awful towards them. Yeah. In person. And like they could never handle that. Never.

They can't even handle me telling them like on, through a phone screen where I'm not even physically there. They can't even handle that. Yeah. So what makes you think you'd be able to stand up on a stage and do like a 40 minute set and have someone be like, boo the whole time. It's me. Yeah.

And it's just me the whole time. It's, they look over at a table and it's you and me. It's just sitting there. Boo. I would love to. I've seen clips of like guys doing stand-up that isn't that funny and I'm, do people heckle anymore because I can't? I feel like we need to bring it back.

Bring it back. Bring back heckling. I know. I feel like the only male comics I've seen that like truly suck other than just like bigoted ones that shouldn't have careers anymore is like the humor, the center point of the humor is literally just like misogy. Yeah. It's just like my wife, my bitch wife.

Yeah. like, oh, I can't stand. Like, that's literally like, go get your nails done, bitch. Like, that's literally the driving theme throughout the entire. You make 40 minutes out of that, like an hour long set out of that? Yeah. Oh, no, man. Get some new material.

Yeah. That's not funny. Like, objectively speaking, that's not even funny. It's really not. It's, like, overdone. And it's, like, how many, I feel like that's, like, every sitcom that was in the 90s was just like, I hate my wife and she's ugly and I want to cheat on her. So it's, like, now.

like we've heard it all before like we get it yeah give me something else yeah give me literally anything else make fun of your mistress you don't know okay so listen in the comments on this video this one says you can tell it's only women laughing l-o-l how how could you possibly tell that by the sound he's like that's women all women easily that have carried her throughout all of her success just women just women in this male dominated industry that she's in Yeah. Like, okay. This one says,

fun fact, you can pay people to laugh. That's what they do. I know. I'm like thinking, I'm thinking to my, like, there's,

what a weird conspiracy. Like, you just hired everyone in the audience. I think you just like, I wish. Just a bunch of seat fillers. Yeah. You just tell them like,

hey, every time I tell a joke, you need to laugh, okay? They just hold up signs when they think it's like funny. Like the laugh tracks. Yeah.

When they would film like full house live. They have those same audiences there Of the people like losing their Mind because like Michelle like made like The little baby like did something And it's like a grown man like crying And she's like that's rude And they're shit in their pants

They're like now that's comedy But it's funny Like I think it was on an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia They did something where they added a laugh track And they're like sometimes you need people telling you went to laugh for you to know, that's funny. Yeah. I think maybe they should do that.

The same thing. Yeah. Sometimes, well, and I've seen before, like, multiple episodes where, or not episodes, I guess just, like, examples where you can tell that some women are, their sense of humor is, like, far more nuanced and advanced. And so, like, the jokes don't hit to, like, a lunkhead. You know what I mean?

Like a man who's like hitting women's funny like he's not gonna get that joke Yeah So I've talked about like when I had Leo Gonzalez on the show and he's a he's a comedian and he's so funny And he said like when they're like this wasn't funny I'm like well it's not for you then like if you don't get it you could just say that like there are some jokes you just like go over your head Yeah like I made a joke once about this guy like he His whole premise of his video was like oh how to be playfully how to like how to like like playfully ask someone if they're fat over like DMs on like Tinder. Mind you he looked like

60. So like what are you doing on Tinder? Like get your affairs order. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm like worry about that 401k but he like he was talking and he I'm not kidding like he looked ill like physically ill. And like my whole video was like I didn't even talk about what he said. I'm like you don't look good. You look ill. You know what I mean? I think I know. you're talking. Yeah, and at the end, I made a joke where I said, like, you should probably get going. I know you got to get on that, the journey is treacherous on the river sticks because I know you're running that boat. And a lot of men were like, that didn't even make sense. I'm all, if you don't get it, that's okay. You could just, that joke is funny. Like, objectively, I'm like, that's hilarious,

telling you you're the man who escorts the dead to the underworld. That's hilarious. Like, what are you talking about? And I think that they're like, that didn't even make sense. And this wasn't even funny. Amma. Did you see him? The same guy, like, he made another video about me, and I'm like, you won't round two, okay. But, like, at that point, I said he looked like a pumpkin that was left on the porch,

like, well into November, like, just forgot. They're like, oh, we got to throw away the jack-o-lanters soon. They're rotting. That's literally what he looked like. And then he was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, it wasn't even funny. That's what he said about my video, Amma. Because it was at your expense.

Like, you're not going to laugh because I was talking about you, you gool. But like, imagine it happening to someone else it is. Like, put yourself in my shoes. Yeah. This next video is a British man. He's explaining that girls just aren't funny like guys are. And he said, a girl can make him laugh, but girls... Wait, what?

Oh, he said a man can make him laugh, but girls just can't make him laugh. Like, dying laughing. He said, you lot just aren't funny like that. Like, how do I make him die in real life? That's all I care about. I don't want to, like, make, like, people like that laugh. You go die, period. Yeah.

Dying life. And someone's like, they just do not make us cry like that on God. Some are funny, but it's rare. And he said, I'll give them a giggle if they're lang, though. I'm assuming that means hot. Okay. I don't know their culture very well, but I'm assuming that means good looking. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Can we get a translator? Literally, sorry about that, Harry Potter. I think, like, I'm like, what if that's not the goal? Like, what if I never wanted you to laugh at my joke ever again? Also, like, what if you're not, like, necessarily, like, in what context are you, like, crying, laughing like that? And are you, like, judging, like, the comedy of someone? Like, you're having, like, a conversation with someone and they say something that's, like, a little lighthearted, and they're like, I don't know. I didn't shed tears, so like women are funny.

That just didn't. For me, it's a no. It's just like not that serious ever. I don't understand. I've only cried laughing like a handful of times in my life. And like each time it was something so incredibly stupid. Like it wasn't even, it wasn't someone being like, so yesterday I was at the bar. Like it wasn't like me watching an opening monologue on the Tonight Show.

Like it was literally just like a circumstantial thing. that happened and it made me cry laughing. Like, that was it. Or like an inside joke with a friend. Yeah, an inside joke, like something. That was going to say, like, it's like an intimacy you share with someone where something happens and you laugh so incredibly hard. You like cry.

Yeah. I've seen like, I've seen probably like two or three TikToks that have made me laugh so hard. I started crying. Mm-hmm. Very rare, but they were so stupid. Like they made no sense. Like it wasn't, they weren't trying to, some of them, they weren't even

trying to be funny. It was just that funny. It was like something that happened to them and it was hilarious to me because I wasn't involved. And then like I can think of one like the first one that ever made me cry laughing was literally these two kids. They like went into a dairy queen. I'm like laughing already thinking it. It's not even that funny, but they went into a dairy queen and they sang a song. Like he was just singing like about how much he loved dairy queen. Like for no reason. Like he just went in there unannounced and did it and then the whole, worker was like an older woman and she goes wow like to like encourage them and then it jump cuts to them filming another guy eating a ice cream cone and he's going to town like he's like eating it like his

life depends on it and then the top that's not even what made me laugh the top comment on the video said why did you record him slob it on that cone like that and that made me cry like it just made me laugh so hard i started crying because it's like the guy Like, that's, they were being so serious when they commented that and it made me laugh so hard to start crying. Like, that makes no sense. Like, no one was, like, telling me a joke. Like, no one was, there was no punch. Like, it was just the most nonsensical, circumstantial video.

Yeah. Like, it just made no sense. And it made me laugh so incredibly hard. Another one I saw recently was of Liza Minnelli. Just being herself made me laugh so hard to start crying. Like little things that you, like, can't explain. Yeah. Like, she was getting.

in a car and TMZ was recording her and she just started singing like riffing they weren't even words like she was just making noises and singing and the guy was going okay and that was it that was a whole video like it made me laugh so hard to start crying like my whole point being

it doesn't have to make sense to make you laugh necessarily so the measure is just woman not funny because they can't make you cry of laugh just go fuck yourself And that measure is different for everybody, too.

Like, what is funny to one person is not necessarily funny to the next. Exactly. But to stereotype and be like, oh, all women aren't funny is just a lie. Yeah. That's just not true. That's an outright lie. We can sit here all day and lie, but at the end of the day, come on. That's, no.

The last video that made me cry laughing was a guy who, like, I think he was trying to give off the impression that that's how he really spoke. But he was just putting on, like, this fake Italian accent. like reacting to people making pizza and I was... But he was being for real? I guess. Like in his other videos you didn't really talk like that. But he was like, you don't even got to tell me. Like, it's just like a really bad like fake Italian accent.

I'm not even going to like try. But I was crying like losing my mind over that. Because it's just like for what. Like why are you doing this? That's like the Austin Butler ones like when he like drop the Elvis accent. Like that's funny. that's a bit he's committing to for the rest of his life. I respect it.

I looky, I'm like, go off king. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like no one's, no one, at this point you have to stick to it because you're swearing that it's for real.

Yeah. That's hilarious. You want to talk about a joke. That's a joke right there. Like committing to a bit so severely that you're like, well now I can't drop it because I've gone to bat for it. So now I literally can't. I have to talk like this forever.

Oh, that sucks. Like set yourself up to do like that much work, but that is like the joke of all time. Yeah. Like the longest. running bit is him like pretending like hilarious baldwin yeah the longest running bit of her like pretending she was like for what you can catch her though slipping all the time because she'll drop it sometimes because she's not spanish like she's literally white she's from the east coast like girl what are you talking about and she won't drop it like yeah what's i don't understand with austin butler though

it's camp at this point yeah i'm like it's just camp like he's go off king yeah from doing a movie that's like the funniest part of it all it's not even like from living somewhere it's like i just like played a character and couldn't like stop. He couldn't exit the building at all. That's crazy. Now that's funny. That is funny. I'm like, at this one I'm like, let him, let him do it.

Yeah. I'm not hurting anyone. It's just, yeah, it's camp. It is camp. And everything camp is always funny and also serious. Yeah. No, but these guys who like say that, they just don't have female friends. Because if I guarantee you if they were just like, or sorry, not female, that they don't

have like women friends. Yeah. And yeah, they'll probably, like, say, like, the guys that have made them laugh, like, oh, my buddy who's just, like, talking, like, some shit about someone we know. And it's like, okay, yeah, that made you cry of laughter. That's, like, an inside joke. Yeah, yeah. You haven't talked to a woman in, like, 10 years. Like at all, ever, really, other than your mom and your dentist.

So, that's pretty much it. That's, like, Leo, my friend Leo, he said, too. If you laugh at things like jackass, like, like getting hit in the nuts type humor, I'm not going to make you laugh. Like, I'm not your guy. Oh my God, I do kind of laugh at that sometimes. Well, and he's saying like with men who like men like that who have this Neanderthal type brain. Or it's just that. Yeah. It's like the one you said about the Isaac Newton thing, like women moment.

Yeah. That type of shit is like top tier comedy to them. Like you cannot get any funnier than that. It's that. I'm like that in racism is like what's not funny about? You know what I mean? Like they find those two things so equitably funny. I'm like, well.

You don't need to have. have a single thought to think that's funny. Like, getting, like, hit in the nuts, like, we'll make a little kid laugh. Like, it's just, like, something so, like, basic. Yeah, absolutely. So it's, like, not, I mean, is it even really funny at that point, or is it just, you know what I mean? It was funny the first time.

But, like, do you need, like, an hour and a half long movie of it going over and over again? Yeah, like, like, okay, physical comedy that makes me laugh is, like, people falling. Yeah. That's always funny. Mm-hmm. Like, yeah, duh. We're going to laugh at that. People spitting will always make me laugh.

Like when they talk? Like a spit take. Like when they laugh and they drink water and then yeah. I can't relate to you on that one but well I guess it depends. I guess it depends. Like circumstantially that would make me laugh. But I think like I think at the end of the day it's like humor also is subjective unless you're a man who thinks women aren't funny. That's not. Yeah. That's not subjective. That's the biases. That's like, that's like, wretchedness. That's you. Yeah, that's not even funny. They just hate women. Yeah, it's also like, you can tell, too, when they never, like you said, they never hung out with people who are, well, they've never hung out with female presenting people at all or women in general who they find funny, let alone at all.

Yeah. Like, no friend. And I think, too, like, women are, tend to be a lot meaner. Like, when they're, when they're being funny and they're making fun of someone, like, they're mean as hell. And I find that hilarious. Yeah. I find that's so funny. Like the way that they will cook you alive while you stand there and watch, that's funny.

That's hilarious. They don't care at all. And I find that so funny. They do that too, though. That's why, like, anytime they're just like, oh, women aren't funny. I would bet every dollar to my name, which isn't even that much. So, like, maybe that doesn't say a lot. But, like, just have, like, a guy say the exact same joke, hear it back.

You'll laugh. You'll laugh. Maybe you just need to hear in like a guy's voice or like see a guy say it. I promise to you like that's the only thing that's like getting the way. I had a girl once tag me in a video where she was recording her coworker and he was like, I just, she goes repeat to me what you just said and he was like, I just don't think women are funny at all. And then she's like, why? Is there any particular reason or is it just kind of like a, right, quirk?

And then he was like, no, I just don't think they like, they just don't have it. like they're not funny like men are and I'm like whatever it is okay and so she tagged me in the video and I told her I'm like well I can't make fun of him if I don't see what he looks like I gotta see what he looks like all right and I was like one but two ask him to tell you a joke by your measure you should be just as funny as every other man considering it's apparently built into your DNA yeah so my advice to those of you who encounter men like that is like tell me a joke let's hear it they can't fire them off bitch let's go I want to see I want to laugh. I love that. I love to laugh. As a woman, I can only laugh at them. I can't tell

funny jokes. I just like to be the audience. So, ask someone to tell you a joke. And if it has, if it is rooted in bigotry, you're out. They can't even, like, be funny. Like, I don't even know. And it's just, like, what context do they even, like, bring that up? Like, sometimes they they won't even say it after a woman says a joke. They'll just say it, like, during a moment. As a conversation starter. It's like an icebreaker. They're like, when you're in college and they're like do these icebergs to get to know each other and they're, what's a fun fact about you? I don't think women are funny.

A woman's never made me cry of laughter. Yeah, like, and then yours is, I think I could have invented gravity sooner than Isaac Newton. Yeah, that's your fun fact about you. Yeah. That is. That's all that matters, honestly. But, okay, as we wrap this up, what would you say? What would you say is your, like, best piece of advice for a woman who either want to

enter the comedy space, whether it's online or like stand-up or anything, because you're just a naturally funny person, but you've built a platform off of being hilarious. So like, what would you say is your like best piece of advice specifically for women and femmes who want to be in comedy? That'd be funny. Um, I guess just like do what you think is funny. Like, don't try to, like, you see people think one thing you say or like one particular joke that you do is hilarious. Yeah. Don't like measure it off of like the reaction that you get from that. Whatever you think is funny and cracks you up, just do whatever that is. Yeah.

And even if you think it's so niche and so specific to you where you're just like, no one will find this funny, this is such a had to be their moment. Yeah. It's not. Like, people will think it's funny. Yeah. Chances are someone's going to find it. Yeah. That's honestly too.

Like as long as you find it hilarious, like, and it's not rooted in any sort of oppression of any kind, then I think go with your gut. Yeah. Because we both, we both find ourselves hilarious and look how it's worked out pretty well. Exactly. And you know what, but you know what? Even if you are the only person who thinks you're funny, that's the only person that matters. You're the only audience member that can't leave or turn the phone off. Like, you should really try to impress yourself first.

You buy a ticket to your own show, honestly. Exactly. I feel that. I think that's a great way to like get over the fear of wanting maybe to post your jokes. Yeah. Or like, you know, is to be like, well, I find this funny. So I'm going to post it. And if people like it, cool, if not, at least I thought it was funny.

Exactly. Yeah, that's a good first measure for it. But thank you so much, Molly. Thank you for having me. I adore you. You're so funny. Drew, I love you. I was trying to show my mom, like, one of your videos.

Yeah. And she doesn't really go on TikTok so she doesn't understand how it works. Yeah. But I showed her one of you, like, reacting to, like, a guy. And my mom was just like, so how does she know this guy? Like, how did she, like, It's like she doesn't, A mom thing to do.

She doesn't know him. Yeah. That's like my dad does that when I show him videos. He goes, who is this? How do you know them? I don't know them. Yeah. Just watch it.

Okay. And he watches and then he goes, but do they know that that's happening? I'm like, all right. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Just stick to your memes.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad that your mom gave me half of photo confidence. I love that. She thinks that we're like good friends to, like, anyone that I, like, interact with online. She's like, so your friend? I'm like, I mean if that's what you want to like God bless her, you know.

We're friends now. Oh, perfect, exactly. Thank you so much to Molly for joining me on this episode of the comment section show. Where can everybody find you? You can find my username, Princess, underscore Milky with two eyes because one of I was taken. And then this Friday, my new channel,

which is just the news. So if you ever are tired of watching, like, the news on TV, you can watch this instead. It's a more reliable source. How fun. I love that. Congratulations. That's so amazing.

What's it called? It's just called the news. Oh, the news? Yeah. Oh, perfect. I thought that you were saying the news. I got it. CNN and Fox were taken, unfortunately.

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