The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MEN = TRUE VIRUS? | Drew Afualo ft. Tefi Pessoa | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 9

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Drew brings Tefi Pessoa on this week as they talk the stigmas surrounding women and their love of astrology.  Visit studs.com/drew and you’ll automatically get 20% off your first order. This is their BEST offer, so run, don’t walk! Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Tefi Pessoa: linktr.ee/hellotefi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Men, you know, are unfortunately men. Yeah. And being attracted to them is the true virus. It truly is. It's truly, it's truly an illness. Hey, y'all, and welcome back to another special episode of the comment section show. And I'm your girl, Drew. We're going to introduce my very special, very amazing love of my life guest, Miss Teffi Pesola.

Woo-hoo! They can't clap, but they're definitely here. There's people here. I was like, guys. I was going to tell. should have warned you when you tell jokes it's going to feel like they're not hidden but they're hidden i know sometimes i was looking around everyone's like i was like guys i'm a cancer you got to give me sorry and honestly i cannot you already know this tell you and i are real life friends we are

but i am obsessed with you i i love you so much i suck you off constantly both virtually and physically true i'll do it all sorry spread the rumors sorry john like i mentioned to you earlier You're everyone's big sister. The internet's big sister. And you were just telling me. Well, you know, one, my brother and my sister see those comments and they're like, he's like, you want this job? Take it.

I was like, what? You relate to school like seven times? Whatever. What the frick ever? But I feel like sometimes people like, Tepi, that was a mean comment that you made. You're better than this. I'm like, I don't know how to tell you that I'm not. I'm really not.

I'm really not. I stay telling people that. You know what's funny is I'm truly a menace. I just be ruining dudes. days all the time and people still are like I cannot believe that you are assuming what about my content made you think I wasn't? See

you're assuming I'm a good person and that's on you I'm just kidding. It's true it's true though it's true. Also you're a middle sister The middle kids are vicious My middle So it's me, my sister, my brother And sometimes my sister

doesn't even have to say anything to be cruel I'll look at her and I'll be like And and she goes like this I'm like She's like You know what I take it back And then as I get more shocked

She starts getting louder She's like And then the horse nays in the back And the lightning cracks and thunder roars And I'm like It's like the movie Frankenstein All of a sudden Just her creation comes to life

And it's her anger I'm dead I'm dead I love that freaking movie That's so funny I was just talking to my sister Because yeah I have the same dynamic

It's my older sister I have a little brother So like I was telling her literally yesterday I was talking her about big sisters I said here's the thing about y'all. All love, all peace, you know what I'm saying? Love to all the big sisters out there. I thought that you were throwing something up. I was like, I love y'all. I really do.

But what y'all be doing is like, we used to fight over clothes. I don't know if you and your sister fought over clothes ever, never? No, but my sister could not fight a zombie in it. She was not wearing it. That's not part of so on through and through. I tell people I'm like, end of the world. I don't know where you're going. I'm going to drow. I'm going to go see my sister. That's so funny because we have no, don't have similar stuff. at all, but when we were younger, I used to, like, want to borrow stuff.

And it's like, older sisters do this thing where even if they're not going to use it, they're like, no. Yeah, I'm like, can I use this? You haven't touched it in 10 years. No. Why? Because it's mine. It's mine. Okay, see, that's the thing. That's what I'm talking about. Because I'm so forthcoming, I'm like, yeah, you can borrow something in mine?

She goes, none of that. I don't like that. It's not my style. I go, okay, can I borrow this towel? No. Well? See what I mean? That's an older sister. That's an older sister. Cut the cameras. I mean, my sister is someone who, like, she, she's, she's, She's someone, I don't know, I don't know what it is, but some people are just good at stuff without trying.

And that really does not sit well with my Espiritu. It really doesn't. Like, one day she was like, oh, I'm just going to start skateboarding. And I was like, yeah, that actually takes people, and she's already good doing the rest. And she's like, what the? And then she started getting really good at it. And I was like, okay, I'm just going to sit this one out. And then she broke her ankle.

And I was like, yes. And then she's in the cast and everybody's signing her. I'm like, this is, you're going according to plan. I was like, Mom, look at me. I'm in a tutu. She's like, anyway. I'm like, please, please. And then my younger brother, I feel like you have a little brother too.

Yeah, you're the middle, so I don't. The prince. Prince of Persia, you know what I mean? Princess die in my family. Literally, this boy, when I tell you, I got a little 22 behind my ear, and my mom's like a tattoo and she's like, ah! Like open mouth crying. Greek wedding, like, why do you want to leave me?

Like literally like, oh my God. And he gets a full anime tattoo and she's like, it's expression. I'm like, no. He's expressing himself. And I feel like you're stifling him by judging him. I'm like, I think that's a girl's peepy. I didn't get a good look, but I think it's a peepy. And your mom's like, leave him alone.

He is from a different time. No, literally. That's the same thing with our brother. Like I told you, princess die in my family. Like the people's princess. And my mom and dad are the people. My whole family. I can't believe.

Okay, so when I am, when I'm ready to be like, you're going to ruin this person's life. And like in a comment, like in the comment section when I see somebody being like, like, you're ugly and stupid. First, I look at their profile, like, I've already absorbed all the information to ruin your life. Me.

Like, immediately. I see a... All my eyes are going sideways and I'm typing. I'm making notes. I see a Yorkie. I see a Yorkie, a Puplem top. A day out with a sorority. And I'm like, I will end you.

And then immediately I go into a room, right? I go into a room like this. It's a triangle. It's me, Princess Die, Michelle Obama. And they're like, you're better than this. And I'm like, again. And you said, am I? I love that you think that of me

Michelle Levan Robinson Obama I love that You know, I'm just not so sure Then Princess Diana is like Stop, don't respond And I'm like, you know what? God, you're so freaking right You're so freaking beautiful and your hair is gorgeous And then I go back and I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to do the adult thing and block them

Same. Whenever that Soidi song comes on What's your sign? I'm a cancer I feel like this to Princess Anna You look back and she's there And she's like this You know what's crazy? Wait, is she a cancer?

Yes, she's a cancer. Oh my God, so is my brother. I know, July 13th. I already asked. You already clocked it. He didn't ask me, but I said July 22nd. He didn't ask me. We're the same.

You don't know this yet, but we're the same. Absolutely. When I do sit with them and I'm like talking to them and they're like, you just got to block and move on. I'm like, you're right. And then sometimes I respond to that comment. And they're like, I can't believe you have the time. Like, get a life girl. Like, you have the time to respond.

I'm like, I'm sitting at home watching Tiger King all the time in the freaking world. Come up in the freaking world. You know what's crazy is this job gives us nothing but time. I got nothing but time, girl. I've cleared my schedule. I'm sitting here all night talking to you. You think I want to know that you're real?

They're like, I can't believe you took the time of your day to read this really mean thing I wrote to you directly. I can't believe you took time. Well, you took the time to look at my three minute video. Thanks for the nine cents. By the way. Okay, so Tephy, in your expert opinion. Yes. Which zodiac sign do you think wears the most piercings?

I think Scorpio wears the most piercings, but you can't see them. I did figure guns. You got to start from the beginnings. Introduce me. Back it up. And then I think the most visible ones would be Aquarius. That's actually interesting. That's true.

I know a lot of Aquarius with a lot of... And people say size isn't real. If one equals one equals two, what Tephy says is true. And that's on period, honestly. Literally. This leads perfectly into our episode topic because just like how Studs maps out your ear for the perfect styling by ear escaping, we're going to talk about the stars today, babe. Astrology, mama. I was like, Brangeline, huh?

Different kind of stars, literal stars. Literally. Literally. Have you ever had an, wait, first, hold on. Have you ever had a piercing get infected? No, never. Actually. Me neither.

Let's continue about this time. You're, oh my God, same. Same. You know why I didn't? Because I went to Studs. You know where I went? I went to a little store that rhymes with flares. And they really messed your girl up.

It was looking a little like, yes, master. Like Igor. I was like, yeah. I looked like a professional boxer. Like cauliflower. Literally. I looked like I had scraped my ear on a mat for years. I was like, it's for the look.

I know. I'm showing up. I've seen Encanto. Yes. Of course I have. When the dad gets the bee stings, I saw the ear. And I was like, I've been there. I've been there.

You know what? I feel seen. Did you say that's my real representation? Even though you're Latin, you're like, that's my representation. No, literally my mother, like, my mother's Colombian. So I was like, I was like, you have to watch this movie. Like, all of a sudden, I'm like, Sophia already got. I'm like, you have to watch this movie.

It's about Colombia. It's about Colombia. That movie is so good. You're like, yellow butterfly. Very symbolic to Colombian culture. I don't know. I had someone asked me, they were like, have you seen the movie yet when it came out on Disney Plus?

I said, bitch, I was in the trenches with that movie. In the month. I went opening day. I see, you know what's funny? The funniest part about those movies is their grandparents apologizing. That is insane sanity to me. I asked my grandma, I said sorry to me once. I was in 10th grade.

I asked my grandma, can you apologize to me for that really mean thing? You said, and she said, okay, I just won't talk to you for three months. And she really didn't. She said, there's your apology. It was my birthday, and she was like this. That's why I said minorities having them literally apologize to their, I don't know. sorry, I'd be like, stay right where you are. Hello, I need the authorities here.

Now, there's an imposter. And she is from Colombia. Wait, so you want to, you love astrology. Hell yeah. Like, I love astrology. Yeah, I wish I knew as much as you did. I don't think I know that much. You do. Sometimes I'll be talking and they'll be like, so what does this mean?

It's five degrees in Sagittarius. I'm like, girl, I don't know. You just say something very big and they'll be like, exactly. Definitely. So today we're going to talk about astrology. more specifically, like, we'll talk about it in general, but we're also going to talk about how it's, like, used against women,

like how men try to use it against women. They make fun of women for it. You know, like, I don't know, everything. You look down on that list, they're like, everything. That's what they make fun of women for. Breathing. Ha, ha, ha, eyelashes. Yeah.

Ha-ha, eyebrows. Just literally everything. Whether you like it or you don't like it or you have it, they're going to make funny no matter what. So like whatever you want. If we do, literally, I mean, not everything. Some things are weird. Somethings are bad.

Some things are weird. The good things. Yeah, like the good, like, yeah, like the cool stuff. Like in my life, I'm like, don't be an asshole and try to be cool. On your own terms. Those are great words to live by, I think. I feel like anything that has to, that women like, love, yeah, love. Gravitate towards.

Literally, slightly interested in. An acquaintance of an interest that does not cater to men, they're like, why would you waste your time on this? You stupid, you stupid, ugly bitch. Yeah, and they be doing cryptic. No. NFTs? I literally, I'm like, if I see this little monkey one more time, I'm going to lose, I'm going to jump into traffic. Stop trying to sell me this little monkey.

No, literally. The NFT little monkey thing? I think I know what you're talking about. Not because anyone's offered it to me just because I've seen it. I'm like, Paris, I love you. I'm so close to one following. Just kidding, I would never. Oh, the one she talked about on Jimmy Fallon.

Oh my God, they're pushing this monkey on me 24-7. And you know what? I did Google it a couple times. getting into like a year. Just a C. Just a temp gauge. You know what I mean? But it's true.

Like every, so Miami is becoming like the, like the San Francisco, like how San Francisco is for tech. Miami's becoming that for NFT. Oh, I didn't know that. I was like, you're giving these private school men with their AAs way too much power. Way too much power. Like, I don't know how to tell people like, just because your Wi-Fi connects does not make you a scholar.

I love, I love that like education used to be. like gate kept so much so you could only learn certain things at certain institutions from certain professors. Yeah. And now with the internet we have access to anything and everything. But what I tell you the other day, I was like, yo, men need to take a test before they get a Wi-Fi connection. There you go. If not, zero percent bars. Yeah. Zero bars. Exactly. You get nothing. You get no access denied. Like a driver's license test. Truly. Go to the DMB. Apply for your internet access. Do you deserve to communicate with women? Do you deserve it? Online especially. Because some people are just really foul.

My favorite thing is when people comment on my body. And I go and I look at their profile and I'm like, I'm going to be body posse. But what the actual frick, Frank? I know, especially from dudes. That's why people ask me how it doesn't bother me. Because I feel like they might not own a mirror. I feel like maybe they've never seen their own reflection. Because, babe, that call's coming from aside the house, babe.

That's called projection love. What kills me is sometimes I look at it, like in person. person, like a man will try me. I'm like, have you seen the top of your head? That's what I'm saying. The sun does. You said, I can't. Not a follicle to be found. Be careful. Don't get too hot-headed. They might fall out. Relax. Chill. Well, honest, and that's like why when I make fun of poke fun of shit like that, like men will get so pissed. Like they'll get so mad. And I'm like, turns out doesn't feel very good, huh? You just feel good to have people coming on your body. That's crazy. I bet you if I looked at your Google, like a Google history, it's like how to apply

eye shadow to the hairline. I see you. I see you. It's that like root spray, but it's for a ballpad. Yo, graffiti of the face, truly. That's how they make fun of things like astrology and it's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, like a science. Those are, those exist, like stars in, in the sky. In the sky, they really, you know, and you know what doesn't? That's stupid monkey.

That N. Hym-T monkey. They just took advantage. They just took advantage. But I want to, Tim, Jim, Jim, it's real. Truly astrology, like when I've talked about it before, like it's all energy and we're all just like trying to figure out how to better communicate with each other. And truly, if you disagree with it, I'm when I talk to somebody and they're like, that doesn't sound like me at all. I'm like, well, I love that you know yourself. Like tell me about yourself.

You know what I mean? Like people are shy. Like my sister growing up, I think was more of a loner. I think by choice, I look back and I'm like, hang out with us. She's like, no, I don't like you guys. Looking back, she was more, she was way shyer than I was. And if she wasn't interested in talking to you, like she wouldn't talk to you and people thought she was rude and she's the nicest person in the world. Yeah.

So I think about it in a way where like astrology is a way for people to talk about themselves without having to say like I am. So instead you say like a Virgo is, you know, really organized or very strategic, like a Ravenclaw, if you will. Yeah. But yeah, so when I feel it's not hurting anybody. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't hurt anybody. And then the men are like, what about Gemini's? I'm like, if you, it's not my, don't talk to me.

Yeah. Talk to Kanye. No, but like literally don't talk to me also. Please. A Gemini man. I like Gemini women. Gemini women. I mean.

Yeah, I mean, duh. Right. You know what I'm saying? That's why, like, I know you're a cancer. So what's your big three? I'm a cancer Leo Virgo. Oh, I'm a Beyonce rising. Oh, God, yeah.

I'm a Virgo cancer, Sagittarius. Yeah, that's insane to me. Like, insane. I feel like, You're like, you're the kind of, like, I picture like Terminator, like that view when you see like the robots, it's like, no, scanning. Or like plankton's, robot.

Literally. No, scanning. And I see it. And like the Virgo of you is like the red dot is on the forehead. And then the cancer in you is like, that's somebody's son. And then Saturday's like, and they're going to miss him. That's literally. That's like for real me.

Yeah. Absolutely. To a T. Call an ambulance. But not for me. That's why literally, that's me. That audio is me as hell, honestly. You know what's funny, too, is I always think with astrology especially, like,

because I'd be reading people's charts. I'll go out, like, double date, never knew them. I said, what's your sign? And then they tell me and I go, okay, where were you born? What time? Text you're born. Text your mom right now. Ask her what time you're born.

Let's do it. And then I start reading their charts to them. I'm like, wow, you have, you must have mommy issues. And they're like, how'd you know that? And I'm like, oh, one of my boyfriend's friends told me. He's like, oh, I'm in, I think I'm in Ares. and I go, you think? You've been living your whole life

without knowing who you are? That's an Aries thing to say as well. Do you know what's helpful though? But I also think, too, Aries men, I'm all, that makes a lot of sense. That pieced everything together. Aries men are, there are certain signs to me that I'm like,

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Reveal yourself! Aries men, Aquarius men. Mm-hmm. You know what? Libremen, you're going to cheat on me. And as long as I'm, As I go into it, knowing that, it's okay.

But, yeah, I feel, and Sagittarius men, to me, are, like, terrifying. Because for me, like, I like being stable at home, chill in. I can't be with somebody who's, like, oh, I wonder what he's thinking about. He hasn't talked to me in an hour. And they're like, I wonder if aliens are real. Like, I can't deal with it. Like, I need, like, you know what I mean? I need constant, not constant.

Oh. But I do need, like, a flow of energy all the time. Yeah, something. If it doesn't feel like my, if it doesn't feel like the best lumber party I've ever been to every day that I don't want to do. And I feel like that's not too much to ask. No.

It's really not. It's really not. Just be the best person you can be all the time and read my mind. Don't disappoint me and be nice to other women. And that's really it. I will say though, there are two questions that I ask when I go on a date.

One is, what do you think feminism is? And are you feminist? And sometimes people like laugh and I'm like, no, tell me for real. And then we get to, discussion of like what it is or whatever and I tried not to make it something like so aggressive but I'm really asking like do you see me as a person yeah if you didn't want to if you didn't want

to do premarital with me I'm not married it so if you wanted to do premarital sorry excuse me coitus if you wanted to perform coyness if you did not want to would I still be like worthy of I don't know rights yeah yeah let's say I'm going to vote yeah yeah what are your thoughts what are your thoughts on that you know so I And I do want to be seen as a whole person. Yeah. With ideas and opinions. Absolutely.

I want to feel like I'm of value in a community because there's no way. Outside of your body. Outside of my body. And not just to other women. Yeah. And like I want to be seen as, I always say that men are just people who sing about us. And I mean, that's the tea, bitch. And it's, it's terrible because it's like every, what Taylor Swift says,

men only want love if it's torture. I'm like, I hate that you had to realize how much you needed me in your life when I wasn't there. And I kept telling you, I think you're really gonna miss this. I think you're gonna miss when I'm gone. Sometimes it's a like calling your bluff thing too

when they do that. I know. They're trying to see if you really will leave. And that's funny because I make that very clear at the gate. If I leave, I leave. Listen, bitch. If I leave, I leave. One foot out the door at all times.

Try me and let's see what happens. It's going to hurt. You want to play that game? I'll cry in the car, but I'm in the car. But I'm crying. I'm still leaving. The second question I asked is, what's your big three? But let me tell you something.

If he says, oh, I'm in Ares. I don't know the others. I'm like, oh, that's fine. If he says all three, that man is absolutely raggedly ran through. How the fuck? He's like, and if they know their birth time off the bat, I'm like, you have a wife and children. You've been talking to, you've been talking to lots of. Why do you have the birth?

pattern. Who's reading that chart to you? What? Tell me right now. No way. No way you know that. He's like, yeah, my Venus is. I'm like, no! No! We could have been somebody special. My boyfriend's a Libra. Libra, Taurus, Sagittarius. He likes the finer

things in life. He's a bushy little baby. I talked to someone who's an astrologer and she was like, what a beautiful Venus-ruled chart. Literally. Like she was talking about our charts really complement each other. He's a softy baby. He is, you know. And he's so down to earth. I'm so, I'm in space, babe, all the time.

I'm in my head too much. I know a man that's a Libra, Libre, Leo. Monster. You know what I hate? You know how I know astrology is real? Have you ever seen a Libra that's ugly ever in your freaking life? No. It's very unknowing to me, personally.

I look at somebody, I'm like, they're beautiful. They must be a Libra. And I'm like, what's your sign? They're like, I don't know. It's far on October 13th. I'm like, whatever. I knew it. I love Libras.

Men, women, everyone in which. between. I love Libras. I gravitate towards them. Libras, for some reason. The men, especially for me, like, Drew, I've only dated cheaters. Like, I can, I'm reading your emails right now. Like, I can see it from here. I'm like, oh, you didn't you see your assistant. Like, I'm literally, I'm so, and Libras are like, why are you asking the IHop waitress how her day was? What do you do? No, I'm sorry. My boyfriend says things like, hey, he's a Libra rising. Mm-hmm. And he's like, he's a Leo, Leo, Leo. zebra. He's so hot.

Yeah. He's so hot. You see him. Real, yeah. He's so stupid. He's stupidly hot. That's how I feel about my boyfriend's in. It's disrespectful to me. He's talking to me and I'm like, you're doing a lot of this and not a lot of this. Huh? What's going on here? Too much talking. He does this freaking thing that really annoys the absolute shit out of me and it's so kind. Remember when we went to the Beverly Hill Hotel and I was dancing with the children?

She was like telling, Tephy was literally telling me. She's like, yeah, he's so friendly to people and sometimes I'm like I just want to get my bagel and leave and I'm like I feel that because my boyfriend's like that too and then we turned around and he was singing he's twirling a child he was singing with this like 13 year old girl and they were singing like Katie Perry or something together yeah yeah and he goes well she told me she loved to sing so I told her totally let's sing together and then he goes you got to work on your shyness you're going to be a star and I was like okay Joe Jackson really didn't okay Chris Jenner but he does this sing when we're the devil works hard but Christian she'd be working harder

And I wish you would give me a little sprinkle Just a little bit Just sprinkle it on me, babe For those of you who are new To the comment section What we like to do here Is take videos that I was tagged in Bring them here

Tear them to shreds And then get in the comment section And really go in You know what I mean? Yeah So for this very first video Since our topic of the day Is astrology and how men like to use it

Against Women Terrible men I'll put an asterix next to that So this very first video What I'm gonna do I just like to describe them to you Okay So I'll describe it too.

So it's basically a white. I close my eyes, I'm there. I can smell it. It's a dude. He's standing there. I've seen enough. That's it. I have comments already.

You're like, I have lots of notes. Okay, so basically in this video, it's a dude standing there with a text on the screen that says astrology is just racism for girls. Okay. I'm going to let the audience go ahead and guess what race this particular man was. do with that what you will. Use your imagination. Caucasian for 500? That's just what a bold statement first of all.

Astrology is racism. So terrible to say. I just want to like sedentarians. To the back of the butt. Yeah, like, come on. Are you freaking kidding me? That's like, and it's funny because racism like actually harms me. It's right.

I would argue that racism is racism. Like, immediately, immediately the moment, at the moment said, astrology is like, I was like, I'm dead. Yeah, we're out. We checked out. And it just, and were you not just absolutely blown away by the end of that sentence? I was not prepared. I was like this.

I was like, I was like, I just, wait, I really, I feel like sometimes when I read a comment, I can see, I can see him at GNC getting the worst protein and that he has pimples on his butt. And I can tell. A lot of bad. Backney, you know, a good back knee story. Yo, like, get off the creatine. It's not 2007.

Like, get off the creatine. And it's not going to make, you know what's funny is? It's not going to get you a bitch. I was literally just thinking to myself, like, I love that they're like, okay, so explain it to me. I am not your astrology teacher. Yeah. Google it away.

Google is gratis. Google your heart out. I'm not about to mansplain something to you. I'm anti-manmansplain. Yeah. How about to teach me anything? You think you, mother frickers taught me. about football? You don't know football and I'm there on Wikipedia. Football was created in

1942. Nobody taught me anything. I still don't get it. Yeah, and I still don't get it and I don't want to get it. Yeah, I'm cool. But are you going on there? You're like, you liking football? That's racism for girls. For men. For men. Dodge coin is racism for ladies. Literally against ladies because they don't understand. I just don't know why you would ever, like something like that, first of all, doesn't make sense. And second of all, is funny. Talk about a swing and a miss. A big whiff on a joke. When you look at these comments, I know

when you glance at their profiles and they have girlfriends, it's always the same girl. Yeah, and it's rare, too, that they have a girlfriend, but if they do, I know. I say RIP to her, you know what I mean? Free yourself, Savannah. I'd be trying, I'd be trying to tell them when I said, life's too short,

to waste your life, trying to convince dudes to respect you. He's wearing the toe shoes, dude. Yeah, literally. He wears socks and sandals to the beach. To the beach. He wears vans and tube socks to the beach. And he's not even barbecuing.

He's just doing it for leisure. He's walking on the beach, like kicking up sand with his vans. That's not even good. Do you want a man who doesn't care about his Achilles? That's what I'm saying. Who doesn't care about their feet? He doesn't groom them dogs? You don't want somebody like that?

Have you seen Bruno with Sasha Baron Cohen? No, I haven't in forever. He's like extremely effemful. gay man and he's like in a he's like at a campfire with these like three I could not imagine like more like conservative hunter dudes yeah they're talking like this yeah right and he's like he's like which sex the city character is your favorite and they're like we don't watch that that's for girls and he's like that's such a Samantta thing to sigh. So true.

I love talking to dudes like that. When I hear about the socks and sandals, I want to be like, that's such a tourist thing to do. Yeah, and these comments are like pretty, like, I mean, obviously all the women are like, this is horrible, but someone was like, so we agree that men are the problem. And then the person who made this video, I assume,

or some other dude is like, so we agree that women can't take a joke. See, it's not funny, so it's not a joke. it's not a joke because it's not funny. Do you know what? You know it's so crazy to me? It's like women, we, like, I feel like we laugh.

We can adapt to the humor. Yeah. But men, do you remember America's Funniest home video? Yeah. Daisy Fuentes Latinas and some other dude. And every, every dude loves, and correct me if I'm wrong,

a dad getting hit in the balls is like prime freaking humor or somebody ripping a nasty fart. I knew you were going to say a fart. Men are just like, they're like for front row at the Apollo. He's like, you get it?

His kid is trying out for T-ball. Do you get it in the nuts? And they love it. And you know what? And they eat it up. They eat it up. It is funny. But a lot of it is like,

it's either that or like women being the bad of the joke. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, that's why I said, if you want to know who can't take a joke, just take a walk over to my page. Just go take a look.

See if any of those men can really take a joke. That's what I'm saying you want to know who can't take a joke, men on this app. They cannot take a joke. They are so sensie. And their jokes come at the expense of others. Like in the sense that it has real life effect, like real life oppression, real life systemic oppression, racism, fatphobia, homophobia, all that stuff. And then I tell you that your head is shaped like Abraham Lincoln's hat and I'm the worst. And I see it.

I close my eyes. I can see it. And then people go, that is so funny. And then they're like, you know what? You're not funny and you're a fat bitch. You know what? Your nail beds are disgusting See I'd be saying stuff and like not even a 12th of that scathing But that's why I say sometimes I said this is me being nice on TikTok

That's me being silly and goofy And community guidelines That's why I said I'm fighting with one hand time behind my back I said if I really wanted to hurt your feelings I would tell you how I could tell that you never left your hometown And you're going to be working at that auto zone for the rest of your life You are never going to make your family proud Because no one cares about a college drop out like you

And that's you Sandra Bullock like the bird movie like hello crossing the line of if I really wanted to hurt your feelings just give me a couple minutes and I'll go look and I'll find something to hurt your feelings that guy who's like opening her eyes behind her to be like that's me

that's me to them that's why I said you guys don't want me to really go there even some of these comments too like this one says this is another dude saying low key though they just be hating people for no reason just based off their birthday see no see what would you say his sign is you know

a fucking Gemini. I'm gonna fucking. I'm gonna fucking. That's what I was gonna say. I knew it was a Gemini. That's such a Gemini thing to say. Because he sees people deflate. When he's like, oh, I'm a Gemina

and he's like, oh, and people are like, damn it. He's like, please. He's like, quit asking me, please don't ask me anymore. I love that I started learning about astrology to get boys to like me. Like, I was like, when I figured out, like, someone's like, oh, what's his sign?

I'm like, why it doesn't matter? She's like, well, you can figure out what he likes. And I said, what the hell did you just say? and I found it like a cheat code like you know like I was like in the matrix I was like zero one zero one or whatever and I like if I was seeing a Leo I'd be like you look really good today

you know or like if it was a cancer guy I'd be like what's on your chest you know like tell me you can share it with me you can don't cry you beautiful soldier you know but then as soon as I as I got deeper into it it was all bad I'm like this all sucks

girl now this is showing me why I hate most men I'm like gonna focus on women Okay. So now we're going to play a little game where I'm going to describe someone to you and I'm going to give you options and you have to guess which sign it is. Okay. Okay. So this first one says, I'm creative and imaginative and I can't stand fire signs. Mainly aries. What sign am I? Off the bat. Off the top. Pisces. Do you know any Pisces that you like? I like Pisces men. We'll talk about it later. I do. My dad's a Pisces. Pice's women, I feel, can be a little neurotic. and I just wish we could relax, but I know it's like a love language where they, like, it's like Virgo's kind of, like, I know the best way to do this.

Can you just like trust me? Yeah. And I feel like for them to like have a plan, they really have to like ground themselves and this has to work. Yeah. Like let go control kind of thing. And Pisces men, you know Tristan Thompson. So we'll continue. See, like I say I'm okay with Pisces men, but that's truly because my dad's a Pisces.

Yeah. And my dad's like truly the best, like one of the best people in the world. Well, have you seen a Pisces Venus before? No. I have. Is he here with me? Exactly. Okay.

This next one is I can't stand to Leo because I need to be in an oasis of calm. And I am a rock of dependability. I like things to be predictable. What sign am I? Capricorn. Wrong, but that was one of the guesses. Do you want to just give you the other two? No.

And you'll guess. Like the other two signs. Is it a nurse sign? I don't think so Well actually no I think it is yeah it is It is in neuroscience it's tourists yeah okay Honestly my I don't know many tourists Like in real life my boyfriend's obviously a tourist moon

Which I'm like stubborn Stubborn Taurus moons I call them the Eeyors of the Zodiac Why would I do that it's not gonna work out anyway How about we try and they're like How about you live in the real freaking world No I'm like where's my pocket?

Palosanto and they're like, oh, you know, but I feel like tourists are people who, like, dating can be like really, tourist moons, especially dating can be super stressful.

Yeah. Because you're like, I kind of need to know if I should put on my really expensive concealer to go out with you. It's like it needs to know it's worth it kind of thing. Yeah.

Like they don't go all in unless it's worth it. This next one is, I'm a hardworking creative that is patient and reliable. Sometimes I overthink. but that's okay, what sign am I? Patient is a big one. Overthinking is a big one.

Overthinking is a big one. I haven't met a patient person since we stormed the beaches of Normandy. So, a patient person and overthinking. I could give you the three options if you want to guess from there. I think you'll know, though, immediately. A Leo, a cancer, a Virgo. I don't want, those are my big three. Oh, yeah, that's right.

So I don't want it to be a cancer. It's not a cancer. Okay, good. Because I was like, she's a creative. She's a Virgo? Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. Like, I literally tell people the world is run by Virgo's. Like, you have no, like, Beyonce energy. Yeah, truly. I know. That's me. Our friends are like, oh, like, when it comes to tourists and Capricorn, like, to date,

it's like, you don't understand. I'm trying to build an empire. Should I go get coffee with you? Are you an asshole or not? You have to tell me. Yeah, literally. Yeah, well, I mean, obviously I'm biased why I'm a Virgo. But I love Virgo's.

I don't love Virgo man, though. So Virgo. No, ma'am. Virgo is either perfect or an absolute nightmare. Or just the worst person you've ever met. With other signs, it's like a perfect match. Yeah. But Virgo's are the only sign where I'm like, it's either.

One extreme or the other. Literally like double trouble from Pokemon. Like, or like clouds. Yeah, like the best. Yeah, that's why sometimes I meet people and they're like, I love Virgo women, but I hate Virgo men. And I just, I hate Virgo men because I'm a Virgo. So I could never, I could never be with myself. I would like to put all the cancer men in the world in Antarctica and we put them on a block of ice and we just push it.

Just let it. Just let Mother Nature take its course. Like how indigenous people do it with like the elderly. Yeah. I just want to do that to them. Then you shoot like the Vikings shoot an arrow, a fire into it. Just set out on top. I'm like, Taffi, please.

I'm like, yes. You see suddenly I cannot hear and I cannot see. Hello? Hello. I suddenly I cannot perceive anything at all. I honestly think for a long time I knew I was, I'm the most Virgo-Virgo. Like I'm dead center like in the middle.

And I'm an ENFJ for personality types. What's the name for that? I forget it's like. I'm a campaigner. Oh, oh, I'm like a. I forget. Of course I love time. I just know the syllables.

But it just, it makes so much sense because I'm a Virgo. Like I'm very about like planning, scheduling, like. manifestation yeah yeah like i like i knew things were going to happen before they happened kind of thing because i so meticulously planned them but that being said when it goes even slightly off course i'm a mess malfunction yeah truly like my boyfriend is so grounded and i'm so not so like when things go off like if my gaslight came on my gaslight comes on dude i calling them i'm like do you think i'm going to make it what if i run out of gas what if i just want to let you know you've been such a good mom.

I just feel like I should contact all my loved ones because I'm driving home and he's like, you'll be fine. He's truly like, you're fine. You're fine. That's it. And I wish so badly I could have that. I envy it. It's crazy to me because I am the kind of person where there's turbulence on a plane.

People are you not scared? I'm like, I'm terrified. But like, what the fudgeers am I going to do? No, not. I'm just like, I'm going to keep reading a magazine. The carry-on thing like opens. Like, everybody's screaming, crying. I'm like,

These magazines, they do have good stuff. I want to go to Peru now. He's truly like, like, he's just like, well, about everything. That's how I summarize him always. He's just like, well, I wish. What kind of sociopath? I say that a lot of people, though, because I feel like sometimes, I don't know how you feel, but like I feel like sometimes I'm the person to like make sure everything is cool, calm,

collected, you feel good. Yeah. I can re-like, center you and be like, and also I just started baking chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. And we're going to have a good time. We're going to watch. Guess what? The holiday featuring who?

Jack, we're a freaking black. Okay. One of the best movies at all time. When she breaks his heart in the blockbuster, I was like, where can I find this little bitch? So, anyway, but I feel like I've always been looking to be with someone who can also, like, I call it, like, my lighthouse. Yeah.

Like, how come when it's rough seas for me, they're like, here's a floaty. It's like, one arm. Okay, so for this next video, this is basically. a breakdown of it. It's like a man on the street type interview, which unless it's Chris Clemens, it's never a good sign when men are out trying to interview people. He's so good. He's so good, yeah.

And it says, basically they asked a guy like what his biggest ick was for women. And he said, astrology and all that star sign nonsense, how are you going to base someone's whole personality off of when they were born especially a rock gal?

I'm assuming he means crystals. A rock gal. They are different? First of all, first of all, Jared. At me next time, is always... Whatever, and I bet your girlfriend follows me on TikTok. Me always.

Literally me always. I'm like, you know what's funny? The girl of your dreams is in my DMs, bitch. They love me. And they love you too. I feel like astrology people, it's 12 signs. 12 houses. Yeah. One million degrees. It's not one million degrees.

But it's many degrees. Yeah. You know what I mean? And there's so many, like, little things. Like, do you know that Leo degrees are 5, 7, 27, 28, 29? And, like, according to your chart, like, you can see where you'll be publicly known or celebrated for. Like, there are so many little freaking things. It's, like, actual science.

Yeah. It's actual. It's down to the freaking degree. Like, there is a way on your chart to look at if you're, whatever your first house is in, that degree is how you find comfort. So like if you're in Aries and you're at the five degrees in your first house, like maybe it's like a worm blanket. Yeah. Like being by the fireplace. It's just that specific.

It's so freaking specific. Yeah. And there he is playing fantasy football. Shut. I saw a tweet once that was like men like that will make fun of astrology and they play a game of spreadsheets six months a year. And I've never been the same since. I said, bitch me. I just knew me to them.

They literally pretend. They're playing pretent. tend manager of a team with other grown men. I too play sims. I love Sims. Don't get me. Rosebud. I was in there like this. What is it? What is it

mother load to get $50,000 every time? I'm like, you're going to have the best life you've ever fucking had. That's all I do. I spoil them. That's what I do. I literally make sure that they're so happy and healthy. And they have a family and everything. I'm like, the baby's crying. Not on my watch.

I see the I see the Grim Reaper and I'm like we knew grandma was going yeah grandma was going like genuinely i get sad i'm like turn it off i don't want to see it happen i don't want to see it the comments on this one okay someone put rock rock yell like like island yell you know people rock yell i'm dead yeah rock yeah and it says boy if you don't get yourself an amethyst crystal and heal yourself from judging us what a fire comment honestly that's hilarious every night every night i put an amethyst right on my sternum yeah and they go lord take this hatred away from me me. Take it out, please.

I have my amethyst here and I look up and I make my boyfriend say it too. I'm like, I am sending love, light, and peace to everyone that does not wish me well, but may they live with knowing I'm the main character. And that's just simply that on that, honestly. As soon as they accepted, they will be free. That's, I'm, listen. It's just like that Megastallian song, when she's singing, when she's rapping, she talks about, like, how she's like, if I was worried about, you.

y'all bitches like y'all worried about me, I'd be fucked up too. Stallionisms, 13, 14. And I live by that. Gucci, Maine. Sour, apple, bitter, bitches. I'm not freaking with them. That, Bradbrook Davis, poet. Right?

I'm saying, literally lemonade is tattooed on the inside of my brain, so. Okay, this next comment says, my ick is when people get mad over what other people enjoy, and this is an example. Truly. True. True. Who cares? Who cares? I had no idea that people could make fun of me for liking ice coffee.

Does anything remotely related to women in their likes? They're like, lame. How lame. I don't understand. I don't get it. I'm like, I thought I thought I was a good person. Yeah, literally. Yeah.

But let me tell you all the ways, I don't want to have sex with you anymore. And you're like, that's such a bummer. I'm like, Bobby, you're in Kansas. You can literally drop heads. This one says, enjoying sports. doesn't make sense to a lot of us either, but we still try to understand it to respect you. Yeah, it's giving very much gladiator, like, are you not into time? No, seriously.

My friends, when Tom Brady was out of retirement, they were like, but the spice girls come back and I'm supposed to be calm. And they're like, that's so lame. Honestly, one of my very first videos to ever go viral was a video I did where I was talking about very specific red flags in men. And one of them on there, well, one of them I said of Wolf of Wall Street is his favorite movie. and that's just

I will honestly I'm entertaining no other questions the other one was being obsessed with Kanye West like no matter what he does if Sicalow is your favorite you're riding for him

like no matter what he does the next one was if he's obsessed with Tom Brady and I said not a Patriots fan not a Bucks fan I'm saying just him oh yeah then he's he's loony tunes

man he's got a problem and he needs therapy a sap check him into a hospital I feel like certain straight heterosexual men don't see the homo eroticism. I say that all the time. I'm like, y'all are in the locker room. Well, literally, I told this story on TikTok once way before I was anybody.

And I talked about a very famous... You always been somebody. On that app. Right. And that was like, it was a really famous football player that like wanted to hang out with me, hook up with me when I was in college. So I was young. And I told that story, tell me how many grown men were like, you're a liar because you're ugly and he would never. And I said it sounds like you want to date him. You want a bottom. Oh, you went to me. I can't say that word. It sounds like you want to kiss him on the lips.

And that seems like a personal problem that you should confront. The line is so razor-thin with men like that who are obsessed with football to the point where they can't tell if they want to be them or be on them. They can't tell. Do the Princess Diana snap. Girl, you heard that? That's crazy. They literally can't, they cannot tell.

It has them in a grip. So bad they're like, do I want to be him or do I want to kiss them on the lips? Let's try both. Let's try both and see what works for both of us. Spice Girls went two, become one. Okay. And a lot of them, too, they said, like, oh, like, he, um, you fumbled the bag, like, blah, blah. I said, you think he wanted me to come to his hotel to hang out?

First of all. To get to know me? Because he's like, she looks smart. I want to get to know her. I'm going to tell you something. That's not why you hit me up, Ben. Athletes have the worst game. And they are so naive and, like, weirdly innocent and awkward because they spend their entire lives dedicated to looking at other.

men's butts. I mean, playing sports. Playing sports. Their whole lives as being a student athlete and like if you're doing it in college and professionally, you've been doing that since you were like, what, six? Yeah, literally. Seven, eight. What's the percentage of a man making it in professional football? I think it's like

one, two percent. Two percent of everybody, I think that's even too much. It's insane. Yeah. So they've spent their whole lives dedicated to this. Women just like, you could tell what a man has never had to like work hard for like attention. flirt or like compliment or whatever

they're like you don't want to come home with me slut I didn't go home I literally said that's why I literally said that's why they are exactly the same if you're a terrible person without money you're going to be an even worse person with money I said with money and fame whatever you are already it's enhanced and I'll say this

too they are exactly the same men are still men a stupido a stupid oh bilingual that means stupid yeah men are still men no matter what no matter how famous are and that's why dudes will like go off the rails about astrology and crystals and I'm like and you're and you're playing and we won't and we make fun of them and they feel like it's because it's because

they feel like we're gay keeping it and it's weird to me yeah I'm like I'm happy to talk about yeah and even then no you freaking idiot and even when I do tell them they're like even the most closed off dude like I'll read a charts them I'm like if you're open to I'll read it to you right and then what do they say like that is kind of they're like yeah they're like oh you know what that is me that's so me wait it says I like to be rubbed on the back? That's crazy. That's so crazy. I do love that. That's crazy. When I say things like, you know,

your mid-heaven is probably like what you should focus on career-wise. And they're like, really? And I'm like, do you want me to read it? And I'm like, and they're like, oh my God. And they're like, oh my God. And they're like, oh, my God. And they're like, it says you're a freaking loser. It says you get no bitches. That's literally what says in your chart.

It says no hose. According to the stars. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. This next one said, or it's this last one it says, there's a difference between not agreeing and not liking something, but he's putting everyone down who likes astrology, and that just doesn't sit right with my spirit. Dude.

I said, Bella, you write. 1,000, there are, there are some things. There are some things that I don't understand. Yeah. Wi-Fi, I picture like Willy Wonka, like the little particles when the boy gets little. I'm like, look, I'm like, I'm swimming in it. That's how it works. I have faith.

You know what I mean? I have faith in the Wi-Fi. I walk by faith, not by sight. Airplanes? I know that bitch wants to stay up, but I don't know how. That's why I stay awake the whole flight. I'm trying to keep her up. I got you.

I got everybody in here. You guys rest. Don't worry. I'm on it. You know what I mean? There are so many things, but I understand that they work because even though I don't understand it. And I feel like men sometimes online, it's like this constant competition of like, who

knows more. But me as a person, I am fine with saying I don't know. Same. And it's like this thing, it's like this armor that's like, yeah, it's like it's a patriarchal thing. That's what I'm saying. And that's at the behest of your own brothers. I said that's your peers fault, bro. It's men who are telling you that you need to know everything and be the best at everything and be the strongest, be the biggest, whatever. That's literally other dudes telling you that. And they be getting mad at us. It's true. And I feel like men have this like mental breakdown. I was reading about it. Ben have like, they're susceptible to, like, depression and around the age of 31, 32. Mm-hmm.

Because in their family units, I know your brother feels it. You might say, you're a special baby. And you're the most beautiful baby. It's ever existed. Do you know that you're beautiful and smart and gorgeous? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. But we do, we do, we do tell men, like, all the time, like, they're born to be providers.

Like, I always say, women, we have to face who we are pretty early on in life. Our likes or dislikes, our morals about our values, because we're being taught that we're going to raise children one day. and men have to go out there and make money and support this house or whatever. Yeah. So the age. Yeah. So, like, we tell people,

we tell the men in our society how, especially in America, the American dream, you could be like the top business, and then you can have so much money. And, like, capitalism, then patriarchy, I can't even shy it,

shes goshing. Check started, I can't cancel that again. So then, we're always telling them how talented they are and how they are always close to being a millionaire, or a billionaire. Like, that's,

That's how consumerism and capitalism gets you. Like you're so close to being a millionaire if you just keep going, if you keep screwing people over or whatever. And then they get to this age where they realize, oh my God, I don't think I'm a rock star. I'm never going to be a rock star. I don't think I'm going to be a millionaire. I don't think I'm just like a person in the workforce.

Yeah. And not living, but existing. Having a normal life. And I was expecting this like huge life. Fanfare of everything. And so then to see. women online make money and a living off being themselves

I think is really painful. But that's not my problem. That's not my fault either. It's not my problem. It's yours, babe. That's why I say, I say that all the time. I see videos like that all the time when they're like, women just come on here and shake ass and they get famous. I said, what's my excuse? Because I'd be sitting on my toilet. Hurting your feelings. Full charcoal mask, hair mask, robe with little chicks on it says chicks rule. I love that robe. I'm never giving it up.

I'm taking it with me, bury me in it. That's why I'm literally like, I say that all the time. I think like you're constantly looking to your left and right, and that's why you're never coming first. You're worrying about everybody else, babe, in the race. You're not worried about you. What did we learn today, Tuffy? Oh, my God.

We learned that it's a Jack Black supremacy. There you go. Period. Always. And we learned that Virgo men, no way, no. What time in the first? fall. What day were you born? Where exactly?

We learned that men, you know, are unfortunately men. Yeah. And being attracted to them is the true virus. It truly is. It's truly, it's truly an illness. And honestly, I just think if you don't like it, like if you don't like astrology, then don't.

That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. I'm not getting mad of you. Whatever. For liking to play Fortnite with other 12-year-old boys. I'm not. Are we dropping, boys?

Yeah. Right. I'm not, I'm not getting mad at you, like, for liking that. That's cool. What was that chess, um, what was that chess movie on, or show on Netflix? Oh. The Queens, the Queens Gambit. I've never seen so many men tweet, like, I'm starting chess.

This must be easy. Do you remember how many people, I saw it on Twitter all the time, like, there's no way she's this good? They'd be saying that about anything. Any woman who does anything, just like Sedona on TikTok, you've seen, Sedona. She's a University of Oregon women's basketball player. Oh, yes. She's, I'm not even jockey. She's like 6-8. So she's tall as hell, so athletic. She's, she plays for the U.S. team. She's pretty capable of C of athletic. She's pretty athletic. The amount of men that are like, let me ball you up. I could literally meet me. You know what? You know what's funny is she's not

going to meet you in the LA fitness. She's not going to meet you at the Y to do a pickup game against you and your five, seven buddies. She's not going to do that. She's got better things to do. She's a professional athlete. Like, actually, like, she's a semi-professional. professional athlete, she's represented by talent agency. The ignorance. I picture one of those people meeting her, and you know in the documentary

Space Jam, when Daffy Duck gets hit, he's like, I don't want to go to school, mommy, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you. Like, that's how I picture them. And they're literally looking up at her, like she's... Literally a goddess. Like, truly. Let's train. Like, men

are like, they'll save the most ridiculous shit about women who are just in any sort professional any profession smoothies you've never had one of my smoothies yeah literally not smoothies from the smallest thing to like

a professional athlete they're like well if that were me well guess what babe it's not you you know what's funny is you had the same amount of opportunity and I don't see your ass up there that's crazy oh feminism doesn't so women aren't oppressed so why are you broke that's like that's saying that's so funny

because if you didn't tear a sale in high school you're telling me that you could have been an NFL he could have gone pro Drew yeah he could have gone I could have He could have gone all the way. He said, I could have made it. That's what I'm saying. It's the same thing. They just harp on anything, whether it's astrology or professional sports or women doing

anything at all and getting paid for it. They're like, if that were me, well, guess what? It's not. That's why I say, I make videos defending female athletes all the time. And like, every time I do, they're like, it's just that men are scientifically stronger. And I said, biologically. Yeah, they're like, do you know what the men's deadlift, like, record is? I said, no, what is it?

They go, it's like a thousand pounds. I go, okay, can you lift that? Damn. You know what, no. All these hypotheticals. Then I said that you can't. Okay, turns out we're both useless then, huh? Turns out you're a bitch, just like me.

Turns out, we both bitches. Hey, girl. Turns out we're in the same boat, huh, buddy? That's when they're like, men created everything, including the Wi-Fi for the phone that you're using. That's not true. I know that. I know that. I know that.

I know that. I say, I know that. They didn't know that, clearly. Oh, did you look at brocopedia.com? Get out of here. I meant bro, but it meant paperless. Well, and then I think, how many women invented things

and just weren't given credit? I have seen on a dancer account that a man commented. Do you know that a man invented ballet? Oh, yeah, I actually knew that. Yeah, but I'm like, okay. She's teaching people how to stretch. They're like, men created everything,

including the world, like the streets, the roads that you drive on. I go, did you? Are you one of those men? Dinosaurs are mostly boys. That's what I said. Are you one of those men? No?

Then we shouldn't be having this conversation. Because that's why we're both starting from zero. We're both at ground zero, honestly, the two of us. We're both at ground zero. I mean, not us. I was like not us, but you're definitely below me. I said we've contributed the same to society in that sense. You haven't invented anything and neither have I.

You haven't built a home with your bare hands, neither have I. Yeah, I say it all the time. I miss when men went to war. No, seriously. That's why I'm like, well, you know. And that's why I always say with, like, anything that women like, if you want to like that shit, girl, you like that shit. Go full throttle.

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, and men, they get, they almost think it's like magic. Maybe they think it's like brouheria. Maybe that's why they don't like it. I always say, when men ask me, how did you, which is so rude, how did you, like, create your career? How did you get so successful?

And I always say, witchcraft. the Illuminati have you ever heard of it Honestly it is close with the naughty That's like any any single time you talk about astrology Like in excess around like straight dudes who don't know anything about it They look at you like you have a third eye which we do Which you do Oh I do

I was like no it's a nipple You have a third nipple But sometimes when you If you want to study it and you want to learn it girl you learn it Be so good at it Yeah That it must be witchcraft That it does it

No, I studied. It's a degree. I'm a doctor. That they say burn her. They say burn her. Yeah. Literally. Well, I just want to thank you.

No. So much for coming on my show. I'm literally obsessed with you, dude. Oh, my God. I fucking love me, bro. Me and Tevi are real life friends and sisters and lovers. We're lit in real life. Sisters.

Oh, hocus, focus. Your sister comes in. Sister. I love it. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having me. I adore you. You're the best.

Keep it going. Let's go. I'm just kidding. I know. Security extorts me out. Well, where can everybody find you? I always say it. I always say the same thing. In your dreams. No, um, uh, Hello Teffi on Instagram, Ticker Talker and the Twitter. Not the Facebook. Do you have anything else you want to plug at all? If you, if you think I'm cool, just like, can you please just go to my link tree and just go go bananas? My favorite tarot card reader is in my link tree. Love that. She's going to go. I'm going to make Heidi a lot of money. There you go. That's what she deserves it. Oh my God. Can I tell one more story? I'm going to tell one more story.

If it's about tarot card reviews at astrology. I did an astrology podcast. It was so awesome. But she was like, can I pull a card for you? I say yeah. What is it? Right? I forget.

It was like something that's not a moon or a sun or anything. It was something of in excess, like something that's like success in excess or whatever. Like 10 a cups? No. It was a circle with like a line in it or something. It was something about like it's going to keep. happening and to like learn to live and and to like receive it kind of thing because i asked her about my career whatever and then she said she and you know it's so crazy she was like i feel like

i feel compelled to tell you that you haven't been enjoying things as much as you should and i was like because i just watched soul even though i've seen it a million times oh 22 yeah that's my j2 i have the 22 bawling i literally i be sobbing because i i always cry at the end when he says that show when he's like i don't when they said what are you going to do with your life he says i don't know but i'm going to live every single day i'm going to enjoy I enjoy it. Yeah. And I told her, I just watched it, had a nervous breakdown.

Then the next day I had that, she pulled that card for me. Told me that. You're telling me that's not science. We got to enjoy the journey. And it's the hardest part because we have goals. But goals are suggesting they change all the time. So why not enjoy the story? She told me to let go a little bit and to let it just happen to me and to be happy with it.

And I was like, bitch, I said, bitch, were you in my bathroom watching me sob after I watched soul? You know what I think? That's such a Samantha thing to say. See, that's called Roundin' and Out. That's called Bringing the Ship Home. That's what we like to see. Okay, thank you so much for joining me on this episode of the comment section. Thank you so much again to my wonderful, beautiful, beautiful, amazing Teffi Pesoa.

Hello, Teffi, the internet's biggest, biggest? Biggest sister. Biggest sister. I'm bigger than you, so. And I want to thank you so much. I want to tell you, I love you. I adore you. And for those of you who want to be featured potentially on the conference.

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