The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MEN’S WORST NIGHTMARE | Drew Afualo ft. Jessica Jackson | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 11

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Drew brings on TikTok roaster Jessica Jackson (aka wakandaontheweekends), this week to chat about the differences in how men and women roast each other on the internet. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Jessica Jackson: https://www.tiktok.com/@wakandaontheweekends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I literally told the dude, I said, you look like a toothbrush to me. And I said, which is ironic, because you look like you haven't brushed in the last 10 years. Because it's teeth were yellow. So that's funny. Right? And this dude literally goes the same thing. You could have made fun of my acne. You could have made fun of this.

Babe. You wanted me to? Because we can. We can go around too right now. I don't know if you want to. Hey y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your girl, Drew. your favorite, your one and only. And today I have a very, very special guest,

the one and only straight from Michigan and Atlanta and everywhere else on the East Coast, Ms. Jessica Jackson, who-hoo, aka Wakanda on the weekends. Thank you. Where did you get that name, by the way? I was bald. I shaved my head, beginning of the pandemic,

and I was like, you know what? And then someone was trying to make fun of me and be like, oh, Wakanda forever. I was like, Wakanda on the weekends because I don't do it during the weekday. No, uh. So. No, that's for playtime.

That's for playtime. Yeah. And I don't do it for free. There you go. There you go. So that's how it was doing it and I just stuck with it. I'm like, I truly am so obsessed with you. I tell this to every single one of my guests, but it's true.

It's very, very true. It never gets any less true. I'm so obsessed with you. Stop. You're so funny, dude. When I saw that, it was, the arrow was pointing towards each. I was like, ooh, I made it. Mama, please, please.

The mutual doors opened for both of us. And it felt good. It was mutual. The feeling was. It truly was. Yes, it was. I just, I find you so funny, dude. I love me a funny bitch.

You, whenever I see a man, I have the audacity, I'll be like, Drew, get his ass. Get them now, please. And you already be there. And you stay eating them up too. We have that in common. We do. We have very vested interests, like, very common ground, you and I. It's like, I'm light one.

I'll be like, hold on, let me, let me back off and you be like, no, absolutely not. This is not what we're going to do. It's just like a slow burn. Mine's just a real punch to the face. It's a punch of the face. Just right in the face. You're the punch of the face. I'm the paramedic.

There you go. I'm the paramedic. I'm just stitching it up. You're the paramedic that keeps it going even longer. That prolongs it. You're just as mean as mean, which makes me laugh. That's so funny. I take pride in that, though.

What's wrong would be a mean? What's wrong would be a mean? I say that all the time. Like, I stay getting like, I just can't believe that you were so mean. What about me made you think I wasn't? I never said. That was nice. I've said that so many times.

I said, how can you call me a hypocrite when I told you out to your face? I was going to hurt your feelings. I was going to make you cry. I made it very clear. I let everybody in the room know. I said, hey, I'm going to make you hate yourself. Hope that's cool. You really don't have a say, but I'm going to do it anyways.

I'm going to do it all the time. Get your tissues ready. And you do the same thing. And yet they still are shocked. They're still shocked about it. I'd be like, I thought you were nicer. I was like, when did you think that? That's on you.

When do you think that? I got a southern mom. See what happens when you assume? You make an ass out of you, wouldn't me? See, now, whose fault are you crying? It's really you. So it kind of seems like this is a you problem? Stage left.

You can't see. If you stay ready, you never have to get ready. So if I tell you to get ready. Hands are ready. Yep. Hands are ready, mine on steady. That's what I'm saying. Do you have men trying to come for you a lot?

Oh, all the time. Yeah. All the time. Just in passing. I'll be like, I could say so many things. So many illegal things. My mouth is lethal. Very much so.

Right. Llam me in the state penitentiary. 25 years to life. I would, honestly, I believe you. That's the thing. I've seen it. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Sometimes I tone it down.

And it's like the calmness of it is probably what scares them even more. They feel like, she's not yelling. And I'm like, I don't have to. Yeah. I don't have to. Neither do I. I'd just be laughing. Because sometimes dudes, like, when you clap back and you say mean or shit,

because I always say like, I never said I was nice. I said I was the meanest. So like that's what I told you I felt like we were both aware. Right. Right. When you do that to them, like, and you're calm like you,

or you laugh like me. When you laugh, I don't know what to do. I'll be hearing your laugh. I'll be like, oh, here we go. Here we go. We're doing it. Okay.

Let's see what we do. And by the end, I'm like, damn, that kind of hurt my feel. Residual, friendly fire. Caught in the crosshairs. Yeah, sometimes I make just me. Like, I told some dude, he looked like he would drive a sion,

which is a very specific burn. I feel like it's pointed. And someone said, damn, I drive a sion and my feelings are a little hurt. I said, but the jokes only apply to the bigots involved. That's called crossover. Sorry about that.

You need to self-reflect on that one, sir. You need to self-reflect. That's like, maybe that's a you thing. Like, you know how men would be, like, hitting below the belt? Like, they'll be like, you hit below the belt. And I'm like, there's nothing there, though. What am I hitting? I'm hitting air.

That's what I'm hitting. Okay. Here, right between the legs. Well, also, like, yeah. That's the point. Yeah. Yeah. And you do it the best. I'm like, yeah, like we're on the same page then. So what's the problem? You're in below the boat? I'm just like, I'm just going to do it a lot better. Yes.

That's why I'm just much more efficient about it, I feel like. You're going to leave. No pants on. And that's what the tone always shifts when you start trying to attack men back. Like when you don't give them the grace and courtesy that they're always used to getting. Exactly. Like what are you supposed to do? This is why that hurt my feelings. What would they do if you actually said that to them? They would laugh. they'll laugh and then be like oh well you know that's not necessary it's not it very much is yeah much is i'm going to keep doing it too and i always say i'm like you guys have this misinterpretation that i'm trying to change you like make you a better person i don't care about you for free for free emotional labor for free your mom doesn't do that enough how come i have to tag in now as i said last time i checked you didn't come out of my cooter not my job I don't want to.

I said, well, that's why one time I said, do I have big red frizzy hair and a fun, quirky outfit on? I'm not Reba. That's why I said. I'm not Miss Frizzle. No. I'm not your teacher, babe. I don't know why I thought about Reba when you said big frizzy hair. Reba had a whole mom.

Single mom who works two jobs. See, she's like, she's that audio. That's her. Who loves her kids and never stops. Guess what? And I hate, I hate you. I hate you're my kid. I hate you.

I hate kids. To the T. She should have stopped. She should have quit her jobs. she should have stopped. She should have loved her kids. And she should hate you. Honestly.

Let's edit the song. Let's do a remix of it. Where she stands up first, where she chooses her. A single mom, no. Reba. You just choose you, girl. You deserve happiness. Put yourself first, girl.

Don't let this happen. You see what you just created. Yeah, literally. You see what you just created? This is what you created. See what I mean? That's why they want to be told politely that that was a mean thing to say.

That's why I said, I thought you were cool with making jokes. I thought we all making jokes. I said, this is like silly goofy time. I tagged in. I said, this is double dutch. I thought it was my turn to jump in. Right. And then they're like, in there together.

Yeah, we were in together having a good time. And you messed up. Yeah. You messed up the flow. We were Corbyn Blue and Kiki Palmer and jump in the two of us having a good old time together. Just doing crisscross and shit. And then they take the ropes and want to go home. Why? I thought we were having fun.

We're in the final round. What are you doing? Come back. Come back. But honestly, this is a really good segue into our topic for today. I'm excited. Because today we're going to talk about how men drag women versus how women drag men, specifically on TikTok.

That's typically where we stay, where we live, right? And you and I are well aware. Yes. When I tell you how men drag women on that app specifically, what are your thoughts? What are your initial thoughts when you think about it? I'd have been like the audacity, the gall, the valor. The unmitigated gall, honestly, truly. You want to do this here?

Here? When you know you and me are here? That's why I said this. I said this once because I was talking about, I said this on episode two where I talked about how men always, like their initial way of dragging women and making fun of them is calling them fat and ugly. right that's the only two things they know that's where it ends if you if they can think of a big fat animal they'll compare you to that to an elephant a whale what else is there hippo hippo a buffalo right i get

that a lot all that stuff like which why is a buffalo that's where i was like y'allel y'alli i think part of that is because my last name is spelled like afoalo so just a little bit of racism on top of there we love that you saw the you saw the lord yeah so it's like supposed to be funny. Like they're thinking of a big fat animal. Okay. That's like as far as it goes. And I always tell people this. Like the reason why men specifically like misogynists do that is because they think women are vapid because they think women are stupid.

So they think they hold all their worth and value in what they look like. So they think the meanest thing they could ever say to you is that you're a big fat girl. Girl. Just a big girl. I would say women are some of the most lethal creatures on this planet. Truly. They are reckless. That's not exclusive to us.

Y'all, the physical, you're just trying to attack the physical. That's what I said. I will go down to your childhood trauma, baby. Remember that time when he was eight? Oh, I got you. Well, that's why, like, one time I made a joke about a dude having small feet. I said, what size are you, like, an eight and a half? I said, yeah, that tells me a lot.

Tell me why this dude spun out about that one thing I said. I said a lot of other jokes, too. I said he looked like one of the vegetables for veggie tails. He didn't even touch on that. Which one? the asparagus the tomato Larry Larry

Bearberry bless his heart bless his heart oh baby he couldn't even get to that one because he was losing it over eight and a half size shoe I said and he was

and he made a video tell me why he made a video and he was like yeah I am an eight and a half and so what so I was right you couldn't drag me to the pits of hell before I remark

if I had to make me admit I was eight and a half I'm like you're going to have to drag me real far now. The government couldn't get that out of me. No. If someone hit it right on the head, I'd be like, you're out of your mind, you fat bitch.

I'm a 10 and 11. I'd make something out. Even then, 10 and 11, I'd be like, ooh. That's what I said. That's not even that big either. You're up a little bit. I'm 11. I'm 11.

I said, oh, so I was right. Okay. That's what I thought. Ooh, or he might be a 7. Ooh. I was like, go get your ballet shoes, babes. Okay. Yeah, because you think about eight and a half says,

six and a half in girls. That's a small ass foot. You are okay. You damn near by the kids. You almost by the kids. Yeah. Like Payless kids. You know. You know the vice. Ooh, I miss Payless. Oh, I miss Payless. Women are the mean of species on planet Earth. I'm convinced. I believe so. I was like, how do you think I got like this? You ever met my mom? That's what I say all the time. I see my feelings. My feelings are made out of vibranium. Right. You think you get hurt my feelings? My mom is from Mississippi. from Mississippi.

I said, you can't hurt my feelings, bro. I've been trained for this day one. I'm exhausted. I'm in the trenches all the time. I'll be putting on stuff. I'm like, I know exactly what she's going to say. You look like Mr. Krabs, but you look cute. Dude, my mom be saying the most lethal shit to me in the nicest way.

And she taught me honestly how to stand up to men like that. Truly. I'll say. You should. the meanest and funniest bitch on this planet. That is simply that on that. And it's never a dull time. No, never. Oh, it's never a dull time.

Oh, she'd be saying stuff and I'm like, damn, dude, damn. I didn't even say that. That hurt my feelings. Yeah. I do this shit for a living. Yeah, that's what I said. I said, you can't hurt my feelings, bro. Come on. Come on. And that's the thing about, like, men on TikTok,

they, again, have the audacity to be like, I'm going to say that knowing that a lot of women watch that stuff. You can hit the for you page like that. No, truly. That's why I said, what did you expect to happen? Like, you're putting it on an app that invites public discourse. What did you expect to happen? You expect people to be like, ooh, so hot, so sexy.

I'm going to change for this guy. Change for who? Come on. You got streaks in your underwear. You think I'm going to do that for you? I saw a TikTok with this dude. He wasn't being bad, but he said he went on a date with a girl, and she told him he had bit moji eyes. Oh, man.

that made me laugh so hard. Someone was like, damn, she was, she's like, yeah, he kind of had a bit moji. He looked just all.

It made me laugh so hard. He looked like a bit. Which one? Like just a regular human bit moji. And he did. I used to see women are so specific, dude. They are so creative.

We are so creative. I'm like, come up with something better. Yeah, exactly. And that's, that's all it is like with their drugs. Even then,

it's like, you have it, of course, your opinion's wrong. I believe. your opinion's wrong. But if you, you got to come up with something better. Well, and I always say, too, if you're going to make fun of looks,

I better, I better click on that profile and I better see Bella Hadid in person. I better see, you better be carved from marble. I want to see Adonis in that place. Right. I swear to God, if you're going to cast stones, let's make sure you're not living in a glass house. Right. Let's be careful. Because I can go after your neck, okay?

So if I don't click that profile, and I don't see a reincarnation of Jesus. You, you, sir, are going down. You're going down. I did do comment something about how ugly it was, whatever. And then I wrote, is that you in your profile picture? I just want to make sure, real quick. And then he said, yeah, that's me.

He was, like, dressed as, like, Jesus for a Halloween party or something. And he looked busted, to say the least. So he said, yeah, that's me. What do you, like, ashamed to Jesus or something? some shit like that. And then I go, no, that's not it. You just don't look good, brother. No.

I wrote back. That's it. Deleted the comments immediately. I said, you look. Someone was like, with peace and love, you look like garbage. So I was like. Oh, so you look hit. You look hit friend.

You look hit friend. That's you, the Jesus. That's the profile pick. You should have stayed. And I always say to him, like, you, when you make fun of what other people look like and you're ugly, that will never not be funny. That's hilarious.

Like, who are you to talk is what I always say. And it's always the ones where it's like you, like what you just did, it wasn't, you didn't need to go after them at all. You just say, you just don't look great. It just like you're going through it. You just be hitting to be like, oh, I can't even think of something. That's how ugly you are.

Oh. You just don't look good, brother. Prayer. That's all I can give you. A quick prayer. Sent you on your way. That's it. Someone was like, you need.

didn't even have to say anything. I said, no, I did not. He knows. I didn't even want to. That's why he said this. If I keep talking, I'm going to be nauseous. That's like if I spend any more time on this guy, I'm not going to make it. That's not it. So for those of you who don't know, what we like to do here on the comment section is we like to get videos that I was tagged in, bring them here and just absolutely go in, tear them to shreds all of the above, D, all of the above. You know, just do whatever it is we do, talk our shit. That's what we like to do. Girl, I'm getting hot. Think about it. I'm excited. Hot and ready. Oh, yeah.

A little Caesar Speed time. Sponsor, babe. You're thinking outside the box. Okay, so for this first video that we have, it's from our two faves. You and I are very familiar. They go by many names, but we're going to call them Timon and Pumba.

Oh, yeah. For just demonstrative purposes here. But they basically have this video. For those of you who do know these two men that we're talking about, I'm sure you've seen them. They go viral for all the worst. reasons, all the wrong reasons on TikTok all the time.

I'm nauseous thinking about it. They love to drag women for anything, for existing, breathing, thinking thoughts, all of the above once again. So basically one of the hosts says that if your girl is advertising her body on Instagram, she's cheating in devaluing her confidence and love of her body. To which I'm like, what are your own? thoughts when I tell you that. You, I'm supposed to get permission.

Yeah. From this man. You have to submit an application like a DMV. I would rather sit my bare ass on a gas station public toilet seat. I would never, I would never. You think I'm going to check in with somebody before I? You know, like TSA pre-check? You know, you have to pay to skip the line.

That's like basically what it is. I got to pay this. Oh, no. You got to pay him with emotional labor. apparently. Emotional intelligence. You have to pay him in spades, I would assume. That sex better be phenomenal.

That better be out of this world. Well, you gotta have it first. Does he know how to do it? I don't think so. Does he know where to put it? I truly don't think that this person has ever met a woman that wasn't paid to sit in front of him or his mom. Even paid. Or his dentist at that point.

Like, he has never met a woman otherwise. I would have leaned in and been like, he's good. There's a cavity back there. I'm going nowhere near him. The whole, like, advertising her body on. Instagram like she's cheating. If you own an Instagram, that means you're cheating. What if I like pictures of flowers?

Like, I'm... What advertising? Do I look like a billboard? That's what I'm saying. Like, well, that's just as, it just always leads back to like this aggressive objectification of women. Like, that's, they see women as commodities as opposed to human beings. They see women as sexual beings.

Yeah, like just things. They don't see them as humans with emotions and feelings and thoughts and passions and ambition. No. You should have been, you can go back to the 1600s where you gotta pay a damn dowry, no. No. Yeah, no, literally. Like, like the biggest, fattest pig they would trade for the hand of a woman they want to marry. They're like, here you go. Yep. This should be enough, right? This should cover it.

The life of your daughter, is that cool? That's all right, right? That's about to cover it. Is it good? Is this good? Yeah. It's all I got. Yeah. You know, he probably got hella, but this is all I got. That's what I'm saying. Advertising your body on Instagram. That's where I'm just like, it's cheating. Is that what he said? It's considered cheating.

It's just like existing on Instagram is cheating according to him. So where am I supposed to exist? In his thoughts and prayers only. I don't want to be in his thoughts and prayers. I need that. You have to pay a monthly fee for that. Some thoughts and prayers. But what you mean? I'm going to post whatever I want to post. Every woman should.

I always think, like, why do you want to control somebody else? It's a weird obsession with these men's just... Get a dog. You know what I mean? Like, get a... I don't know. Don't do that damn dog like that. Don't do that.

At least they'll listen. I mean, for the most part, I would assume. Not like a little shih Tzu. That's what I can see him with a Shih Tzu. I don't know. Get a Roomba, like something you can, like, come out now. Like, you can make it, you can control it from your phone. A loser.

Get you a repile. No, truly, like, get something. I don't. The fact that you, like, there's like this thought process of like, I want to be able to control. How did he come up with that thought process of him being like, being on Instagram that you just got on your knees in front of another man? That is pretty much, that is what he is making it seem like. It's a great time just looking at men and be like, where did you get this thought process from? Who didn't hug you?

I don't know. My guest stub called it pussyless behavior. Starved for it. You know what I mean? Fiening. Just truly. Foaming at the mouth. Marched.

Please. Put it in. Emaciated, like, truly from it. It's, it's, uh, I've talked about it before, but like, it's sometimes men like that create this, like, lore almost, this, like, fantasy of them getting rejected by women that they truly feel would never like them anyways. Oh, so they love us. Yeah.

So, yeah. So they're constantly making up these fake scenarios. They're like, oh, if she has Instagram, she's probably cheating. Like, if she goes outside and looks at men, she's probably, like, they create the most ridiculous scenarios to justify. It's almost like quitting before you get fired. Oh, I do that all the time. Yeah, you know what I mean now?

They're truly like, oh, yeah, you don't like me? Well, that's cool because you're a fat, bitch. You're fat, so I would never, ever, ever want to be with you ever. And you look like the fox from Chicken Little, like, sir, please. And you're like, oh, bummer. Lower your tone. Yeah, and you're like, are you talking to me? Because you can't even fathom the idea of him believing you could ever be in the same realm,

let alone league. Right. I just, I'll never understand it. I don't understand it. At this point, I'm like, are you just, like, do you get paid to do this? Like, it's just kind of like, most of the time, no. Most of the time, no. I'm so curious.

You do this for free. I know, like, every time they do these shows and they have all these women who I'm convinced are hostages at this point. Yeah. They pay them or hire them, like, through, like, agencies and shit. So it's not like they're like, oh, I would love to go in that podcast. No. I just saw that outline.

I'd have been like, who am I going? No. No. And the ones that are there are they all like, and you would do it for a check too? You would do it for a check. I was an employee of the month. No, seriously. Yeah, seriously.

I'm like, no. I don't want to be employed. I don't actually be verge of firing. I want to be on probation. That's what I want to be. I want to be the worst person you've ever met. And we are all the time. Absolutely.

I feel like we're the fun coworkers. As soon as you see us on the schedule, you be like, oh, this is going to be a good shift. Good, Ash. You know, thank God. And then you see him, you'd be like, don't be in a room alone with him. Don't put me in a room alone with him, please. No, seriously.

And then he goes on to say that because a woman has a specific lifestyle, I would assume having to do Instagram or whatever, she's a gold digger implying that she's incapable of being successful on her own. So, like, basically she's making money off Instagram by being half-naked because she knows men are looking at her, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

If you don't get that damn check, I would have got a check. Why are you so concerned with other women getting their checks? I have no clue. Constantly worried about someone else's money. Could never be me. This gives off very, do you want to be a house husband? I feel like, hear me out, I feel like they want to be a house husband. Right.

Do you want to be a stay-at-home dad, a stay-home husband? And that's okay. That's okay, babe. Just say it. Yeah. Just say it. Well, and then I'm thinking, like, you don't want her to work, but you don't want her to make your own money, but you don't want her to mooch off you, but you don't want her to make more money than

you. What is she supposed to do? I guess. Be at home? Yes, I said, but then you, you'll call her a mooch and like say, oh, she's just using me because she's a gold dig. Men are meant to provide. Okay, gold digger, you have to have gold first. You have to have it. I cannot gold dig someone who's broke. You have, you have, you have titanium. Copper. Copper. Aluminum. You have aluminum. You have aluminum foil. The finest aluminum foil. Reynolds, is it Reynolds? Yeah.

Reynolds aluminum foil. That is all you have, baby. That's not, I'm like, I always say that when they're like, yeah, like one person, they always say one percent are men, like high value men. Those are like rich and famous men. So like athletes, rappers, movie stars, any kind of celebrity. Right. When they speak on behalf of them, I'm like, you aren't one of them.

They're like, we'll see like with we, who's we? Who is we? They are on a different tax bracket. Who is we? That's why I said you don't even breathe the same air as them, let alone spend the same money. So who are you to talk on behalf of those? You have one zero in your bank account. One zero.

50. 50. Yeah, I just always laugh at like them speaking on behalf of like rich and famous like athletes, for example. And they're like, oh, she's just using him for even if she was. How does that concern you? Have you heard Chase a bag? Don't worry about what she doing. Okay.

And you think he's getting nothing in return? I mean, I always think that too. I'm like women who date specifically for fame and money, they are never lying. No. They are very, very obvious, very upfront about it. And that's what I respect about it. Because it's like, you know exactly what you're in. Yeah.

You know exactly what they're doing. You think they don't know that? So you worried about her. She still, she in racks by her husband. And that's why I think, and you sound jealous. Do you want a rich husband? Go get one. Go get one.

I'll be at the wedding. I will be at that damn wedding. Don't sign that pre-up. That's all I said. Good luck to you. And I always see when they do the same thing with Instagram specifically, like how you're talking about women make money off Instagram. Like shaking ass, showing ass. They say that about TikTok too.

I'm always like, what's our excuse? You don't see me doing that. I'll tell you what. I look at my worst on TikTok. I'll tell you that much. Oh, girl. I look like, oh. I look uncircised.

Like, I'd be wearing my, I wear my headscarf. I'd be like, okay, I do not care. Whenever someone I'm either dating or something, they'd be like, oh, we found her TikTok. I'm like, there it is. Well, this was fun. That's me in my truest form. It truly is. I'd be filming them on the toilet.

So that's why, what's my excuse them? I just ripped a fat one. I'd be like, all right, I have a TikTok idea. That's why you just roll over and turn it on your phone. Exactly. So you just smelling like funions and shit. And I'll be like, all right. This is the perfect time.

I just thought of something funny to say. You know the funny, the one thing on Twitter, like it's the pictures when they had like the Rihanna thing, the rumor. And there was a picture where it was a guy that was like, oh, ASAP cheated. I guess it's my turn. I've been like, no, it's not. No, it's, you are at the back of the line. You said, whose turn, your turn?

Your turn? Are you sure? Whose turn to do what? Send out another tweet? Turn out to close the tweet. That's your turn. It's your turn to lie again? How dare you?

I felt offended when I saw that. I was like, and it was a picture of a mattress on the floor with a whole bunch of trash around. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's just like, I talked about this on my show once too. Like, there are literally men who go on like Meg the Stallion's Instagram and they'll be like, I don't know, just not my type.

Oh, Meg. I think about Meg. Oh, man. My tummy just feels. I go, yeah, no shit. No. Yeah. No shit, bitch.

This is not for me. You know what? I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're not hers either. I'm going to take a wild. What's it for you in the first place? Because I said I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark that not even on your best fucking day. Not even on your best day. Jesus couldn't even help with that.

Not even in your Sunday best could you get her? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Just, again, the unmitigated gall. It's just unreal. The valor. The valor these men have. The courage it takes to write that out. My God.

To tweet that out and send. I almost applaud you for just being brave like this. Now, let me tell you about yourself. Because that's exactly what I love to do. I be like, that's what I see you do. The things they say about some of the hottest women in the world. Meg, they was talking about Meg, Coach, I was like, you saw Meg? Which Megan were you looking at?

What Megan were you looking at? Meg's a stallion. I would pay good money. I'm on my knees, honestly. Honestly. I said that yesterday, I was like, I will, anything she needs me to be, I'll be that for her. I will be under the stage. I will be a rag if you want me to.

A table. Honestly, a chair. Whatever you need, a dog. A dog. I'll bark. You need a ceiling fan. I'll spin. Whatever you need, you'll.

I will do whatever you want. Oh, love me some Megan. Right. Okay. So in the comments of this wonderful video about what a fire take about women on Instagram. Top quality. Someone said, LOL, no, bro, it's a picture.

No deeper than that, to be honest. It's just a picture. It's just a picture. It means nothing. Nothing at all if you don't want it to. It's a picture. Of herself, and if she looks cute. Sometimes I think that too, I'm like,

aren't you all so vapid and, like, care a lot about looks? Right. You care a lot about what women look like, right? So if you, by some miracle, had, had like a haughty, a dime piece, why wouldn't you want other people to think that she's looking? Isn't that all you guys care about? I feel like some of, because if you don't want your your girl on Instagram, you're not going to have anybody on

Instagram. Yeah. So you don't want women on Instagram because it's considered cheating. Guess what? You don't get to do anything on your screen. What do you get to scroll and look at then? Yo, gym bros? That's like more men. More men. I feel like that's what they want. It's to look at their gym bros.

All roads lead back, you know. Shoot. They do. I feel like that would be a good porno. I feel like it would be. Can you imagine? Imagine that. Honestly, this next one says you don't own her, bro.

If she left you move on. You know, sometimes I think when people are like, oh, like this person must have gotten like absolutely messed up by a girl or whatever. Yeah, that could very well be true. But sometimes I think it's just the absolute starvation of puss that they're suffering from. That's what I think it is. They've never had one and they blame the world for that.

They haven't seen one since they. since they came out of one. Yeah. And I think all the time, I'm like, that requires an extreme amount of, like, self-awareness. Right.

Maybe I'm the worst. Have you ever thought about that? If you self-reflect, if you even think, hey, I am the problem. I may be the problem. We're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere.

Then you're like, well, she has an Instagram. She's a thought. See, as I said, the lore, they just start making stuff up. But see, like, if all women are repulsed by you,

what are the odds every single one of them is wrong? At what point do you start to go at your big age? Because that man has to be in a f-30s. I thought he was like 52. Yeah. I thought he was 52 with negative three kids. I'll tell you that bald spot tells me he's like, like,

like, like, rings in the middle of a tree tells me he's like 70. Ooh, I know it's musty down there. Easily. I know it's musty. The fact that the bald spot is just dead center. So do you think the ball spot transfers somewhere else? Do you think it's like a little odd shit? I have no idea, but if I were him, I'd start picking better angles of that

camera because sometimes it's shooting straight from the back. Just get an AirPod. Just get some damn AirPods. That's why I said once like it looks like crop circles. Like the aliens came and just, they just burned it up. They said, we have been here. It looks like a testing site. It looks like a bomb testing site. Truly, I said Area 51.

Get out of here, man. And I genuinely think like someone like him at his big age, if all the women around you are extremely repulsed by you, what are the odds that every single one of them is wrong? At what point do you go, what do all these women have in common?

They hate me. They gag when they see me. That's what happens. Not in the sexual way. At what point do you go, maybe I'm the problem? They don't. That's what I'm saying.

So you just go through life lying forever? Yeah, I hope so. I really hope so. I'm like, I do not want whatever that is walking around. Okay, I don't. Die alone, please. Yeah. Because I don't want any children.

Ooh. the chill create. Don't procreate at all. Don't procreate. Get a damn lizard or something. You can teach them those ways. Yeah. You can talk to them for hours.

He'll never talk back. They don't speak English. Nope. But you know what? They're going to be acting the same way against the other lizards around there. What if they start learning English? They're like, I can't take it anymore.

I can leave. That's it. That's it. I'm not done this. This one says, this man is the reason I'm a lesbian. I wouldn't blame you. I would not blame you.

No, not at all. I feel like he doesn't know. where it is. I just, at his big age, he should know. You'd think. You would think he would know. I mean, you would know. I mean, I've heard worse. I don't think he's even been close other than what he sees on his computer screen at the yeah, like in real life. He's never seen it in real life. No. Yeah, this one says, so just forget the fact she could be making her own money. They don't care about that. That's what I'm saying. No. They can't, they just want a reason to complain about something. And to

blame someone else for their misfortune in life. And to control them. Yeah. That's what it seems like to me. Yeah. It's very. It's very. controlling. And I, like, on a, on a, like, psychological level, it's like, they're so painfully insecure. And they feel so out of control of what other people's perception of them is. So they need control in some ways they want to control women. I say, I have self-help books, just ready on deck in my car. I'd be like, seek help. You know what? Therapy would do that man wonders. He'll never go, but I'll never go. Give him a female therapist. Who. Never. He's going to be like, oh, another bitch. They just see, they just see you sitting there.

just be like I did a whole thing where I went and got my doctorates I went to like L. Woods I just decided to go to school to become a doctor just so I could be his therapist that would be the ultimate

the ultimate oh my god I dedicate 10 years of my life to that that is dedication that is absolute dedication and then I'm taking all these notes he's opening up to me and I says it says here you're a bitch

do you believe that that's what you're writing that's my official prognosis for you Now get out. That'll be $50,000, by the way. You can't afford that, though. So I'll take 50, the last of your bank account.

And this last one says, so because she's living a good lifestyle and can afford extra things means it's automatically not her money. Well, I mean, with them, like, it's, again, it's a possessive thing. Everything that you do or are belongs to them. It's like your existence, your character, everything about you belongs to them. That's why I don't like the, like, phrase. what's yours is mine, what's mine is ours. I've been like,

uh-uh. What's mine is mine. What's mine is mine. And what's yours is yours. But you stay safe though. Couldn't be mean. But good luck to you. Good luck to you.

I'll spot you 20. But what's mine is mine. And what's yours is yours. Now, we can put in together on what is ours, even though I make more money than you. But what's yours? Well, that's why

you know, like that's why these men these are the same men who like harp on pre-ups and stuff. And I'm like, again, you'll never have enough money to require a pre-up. But like, sure, let's play the game. Let's play the fantasy game. If that's the case, like, and you really love and trust this person. Like, why do you need a pre-up? Because to me, it's like you're banking on it failing.

But it just goes beyond money to me. But like, again. But that's what most people think of whenever they think of a pre-up. Yeah. But they always think of women. They're like, you have to make women sign a pre-up. I don't know my man sign my pre-nup. I'll be like, I bet you anything Oprah's husband has a prena.

Who? Ooh, I bet you anything he does. That's why he's in everything now. He's like, let me get everything while I can. That's what I'm saying. Like, there are plenty of men who have had to sign preempts who's signing marriage documents with like a very wealthy woman. Right.

But every time they talk about preempts, they're only talking about women. Like, women are the only ones that have to sign a prenu. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're not gendered. They're just for whoever if you want them and one of you make significantly more money than the other. Because they would dream about all. being asked. Hey, can I get a pre-month? We need to sign a pre-nup.

That's their biggest minutes. With what money? Young and sell. What do you want? With what money? Yeah, I'm like, yeah, the Valvillian's paying that much these days? That's crazy. Is it? I don't think so, girl. Are you making that kind of money there? It's true. You tell them me.

So that was yours is mine now. It's the same thing. At that point, I'm going to make you sign one. Exactly. There you go. He goes to me. Everything stills with me. Because, damn. Okay, so going into this next video that we have, this is actually one of your videos. So this is more so a take on how women choose to roast men, i.e. you and I. You and I think I was

I think you might have mentioned me in this one too. I can't remember. I mentioned you in one. Oh yeah, this was a different one. Yeah, you're right, you're right. You were like, I already did a video about it. I was like, oh, oh, I'm a little bit late. Oh, I'm a little bit late. No, and I, and I, it's funny because the man you made, the man you made a video about, blocked me prematurely. Oh, he knew. He knew. He knew.

He knew some shit was going on. I was getting tagged in it on Twitter. And I found it odd because I was like, that's weird. Like, typically they tagged me on TikTok. So I went to go look for him and he blocked me prematurely. As soon as that one started going viral. That's beta behavior. Low-value man.

You said it yourself. You said it's very beta behavior. That's, listen. That's very pop. I don't want to call you a bitch, but you're a bitch. You are. I mean. Very much, so. I don't even want to call you a bitch. That's a, that's an insult. To bitches. To bitches. Yeah. To female dogs. Just big weenie.

Yeah. Ooh, don't do the, don't do the, what is it? Weeniehud Jr. Don't do that. Super weeniehud Jr. Super weeniehud Jr. That's super weenie had junior behavior. Very much so, because he, blocking you prematurely, which was very funny to me. Yeah. For someone who's so high value. So high value. That he doesn't want to use the vagina, did he say? In the original one? You're chasing a woman with a used vagina. So a newborn.

A child. And when he was, I remember too when he was counting like this, like towards the camera, his nails were so long. I was, ooh. I just looked at it. I was like, I might get a viral infection. That's a pink eye immediately. That's pink eye.

Just making eye contact with it. I was like three days ago, shit, still in the nail. I'm like, you need to wash your damn fingers and cut them. And I think if the fingers are, can you imagine what the toes. look like. Them dogs. Them damn dogs need to go back to the pound. Go to get a foot scrub. Come on. Like, we are in 2022 now. I truly am some, I fight so hard for men to do foot hygiene of some sort. It's necessary. Give me anything. Please God. If not, keep the shoes on forever. Forever. Forever. You put on flip-flops, I'm flaming your ass right then and there. I don't care where we are. Family function.

And I think if you pull him out and I see him, what if I turn to stone like Medusa? That's how horrible they are. Start barking. I don't want to. They start barking at you. No, genuinely. Oh, I can't handle it. I can't do that.

But with him doing that, I didn't, okay, someone kept bringing up how I was like looking down at the camera. Yeah. I actually wasn't meaning to do that. Yeah, it wasn't intentional. But still, I was like, oh, well, you are five, too. You are five, too. He's five, too. He's five, too.

He's like, you guys are so. mean to me because I'm fine too. And it's funny because no one knew how tall he was again, you aired your own shit out. Why you air at your own laundry like that? The government didn't even get that out of you. I'm saying like stay sitting, stay filming from a high angle, leave a lot of headroom. You know what I mean?

It was working when you was sitting in the car. Yeah. It wasn't though. It was real tacky. In the back with the stars, I'm like, you are 36. I just imagine him like propping up a phone light. Like one of those ones you get like those little ring lights that you clip to the back of your phone. He's doing that like a car

Junior parking lot. Someone, someone walking by is like, what is he doing? What in the hell? In the parking lot of big lots? Just tapping the window. What is this?

What are you doing? I'm calling the police. On the same topic of like airing your own shit out, when I made that joke about that dude with the eight and a half shoe size, one of his like Jimbrough buddies came to the rescue, like tried to like come defend him, right? Let me set the scene for you.

This man goes, drives his car somewhere. It's like freezing. You can tell it's cold outside. Because the nips rock hard. Icicles could poke an eye out. Oh, God. Literally yard sticks. Anyways, I digress.

He's in this parking lot. Sets up his phone on like a lamppost. Shirt off. Obviously, that's how I saw the nips. And he's standing there screaming at his phone, talking about how I'm a bully. And he's like, and you're probably going to make fun of me too. You're going to make fun of what I look like.

Well, I'll just tell you right now. My shoe size is seven. I'm five, six. and I only weighed like 160 pounds. I said, you did my job for me, bro. I didn't have to do anything. He's standing there screaming like that was supposed to make me feel.

Oh, I would have said purr. I'd have been like per. Go ahead. Stay up, King. Go off, King. Tell him. You better tell me. Please, purr.

You and your frozen grapes. Purr, come on. I'm like, you ate him up. You ate yourself. I'm like, you cannot pay me to tell you that. You just aired your own shit. I didn't say anything. I've never seen that dude, nothing.

He literally had a nervous breakdown. Literally roasted himself. What was I supposed to say to that? You sound like you got some insecurities that you need to talk about. Sounds like my video really opens something up up here. And you need to confront that with a licensed professional. It was the Ashtray, Cal Jacobs. Ashtray just hit him to the point where he was like.

Like, you know what? I am homo. You know what? I love me some men. You know what? I think I like boys. I love me some man. He like went on. I saved the video.

I wish I still had it. I think I might have deleted it. But I saved it because it made me laugh so hard because I was like, what was I supposed to do with this? Like what was I supposed to do? Just duet it like. I like check. I have like a checklist. I'm checking.

Okay. High. Hairline obviously. Wait. Small calves, small feet. Well, cover all the basis. I could talk about your nipples right now. I really could.

And I've made a joke about someone's nipples before, like, because they were so large. Like, this man had Arielas the size of the sun. Like, truly, like, he, I said he looked like he was the village wet nurse. Like, he had just been feeding all the kids all day long, suckling at them teeth. And I made that joke. And then in his response, same thing, he goes, yeah, you know what? I do have really big nipples. Do you?

I'd have been, like, okay. Pardon. Go off. Put your registry in your bio, please. I will buy you as many, I will have you pump. Do you need privacy to pump? Because that's it. That's like their way of responding to like they'll say terrible shit.

And then men, like women like you and I will roast the absolute dog shit out of them. And then they come back and they're like, yeah. What do you want me to do with that? Like, okay, well, conversation over again? So we come to a mutual agreement. So we're on the same page? So you agree. Okay, cool.

You're a little bitch. I don't want to say you're a bitch, but you're kind of a bitch. Unbelievable. Those are my favorite responses. Those are the best responses, honestly. Because then it's like you did your job for me. So I was right. Okay, so what's the problem?

What's the problem then? I can list you some recommendations of therapists in the area. Do you need that? So I was like, what was the point of this? Because I opened a can of worms, obviously. Yeah, I unraveled something. You say in size seven willingly in public. and I'm about to duet it, make it even worse.

So now now everybody know you got a small, you got some small ass feet. Yeah. And I, and I, you got Pomeranians on your feet. It just makes me laugh so hard because I'm like, okay. Awesome.

Great job. Great work team. Great dream. We did it. We did it together. He couldn't have done it without you. Come on, King. Yeah.

Just come on. Let him know. That's what he said, let him know. Just stares in the camera. Just silence. Right. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So, um, the comments on your video, this one says he does not get the short king card. You know, I talk about shorties a lot, but I always say like not all short men are misogynist, but all misogynists are short. Just like not all bald men are misogynist are balding, but all bald are balding men. Right. So it's like a catcher me too, because short men who don't make being short their cross to bear don't care. They're actually really nice. Yeah, and I don't have a problem with. That's what some You were like, you were, you were body shaming him.

I was like, I can't see. Don't even get me started. I can see his, whatever those nails are, them damn eagle talons. And then you have the, I don't care. I don't care that he's. I don't care. I was like, I don't care that he's five, too. Yeah.

But you're a misogynist. Now I'm going to really point out that you five to. That's when I, I say that all the time. Because sometimes they try to say like, oh, well, what about the people that are, they're not going to care. Because they don't apply Their mindset doesn't apply to them Yeah, if the shoe doesn't fit Don't wear it

Don't wear it I think that all the time And your shoe It won't fit It won't You will not fit my shoe Mine's too big for you To be honest

Say 11 You're a size 7 You can find these And the kids Maybe go over there You probably have better luck Over there And pay less

You know it's like Women's men's And then the kids Just go over there I genuinely have said to Like body shaming to me Means that there's like real life

implication. Yes. So like you have real life discrimination. You, you suffer at the hands of systemic oppression. That kind of, that's body shaming. No one's body shaming for being short. Like, you don't get discriminated against because you're short. No dude is like, the doctor, like, I made this example once. It's like, when you go to the doctor and you're like, you know what, like, I feel sick. Like my neck hurts or whatever. They're not like, have you tried growing? They do that all the time to fat people. Like if fat people go to the doctor and they're like, hey, like, I'm having a hard time with, like, my ankle. They'll be like, why we

try losing weight. That has nothing to do. That's like, that's what fat phobia is. It's ingrained in all kinds of different systems all over. No one does that to. Short people, no one does it if you use small dick. No one, no one does that to you. No, because I can't, one, I can't see it. But again, I could, I could probably figure it out. Yeah, I always equate, like, when you try to

equate body shaming to, like, short dudes and fat women or fat people in general. Right? I always say it's like, comparing getting a flat tire to getting run over. Right. Both have to do with the car. Both are bad, but one is infinitely worse than the other. One is like could literally kill you.

And the thing about that is, because I always love being like you're built like a candle. I love saying shit like that. But I like most of the time I don't see what their like lower half looks like. So I just go off guessing. And I most of the time say you look like and it's usually just the face. Yeah. So when someone's like, well, you talk about men all the time. And I'm like, same.

Because they do. Because it's funny. They do look like rumple-stil skin. It's, that works at Starbucks. And let's all laugh at it. It's funny. It's funny. Just laugh.

Just laugh. Please. I'm not saying what they, like, body-wise, what they look like. Yeah, exactly. It's just more of like, no, that is what you're building. You're bare resemblance to. Yeah. I literally told the dude, I said, you look like a toothbrush to me.

And I said, which is ironic, because you look like you have a. brushed in the last 10 years because his teeth were yellow. So that's funny, right? And this dude literally wrote the same thing. You could have made fun of my acne. You could have made fun of this. Babe. You wanted me to? Because we can.

We can go around two right now. If you want to, let's do it. Let's do it right now. I will do it. I will do it again. And honestly, the silly shit is what makes me laugh. And just like you, like the silliest things like saying shit like that. It's so. And it makes them the most mad. That's why.

When it's something silly. Like it's just silly goose. I love it. Because then it's like, okay. And people will be in the comments like dying. Yeah, literally. You get like the little, you know, congregation of seagulls and be like, oh, this is a family. Yeah, I told this dude once I was like, how's that like I was making fun of him?

And I was like, how's your relationship going to work when you live in a can on Sesame Street? Because he looked like Oscar the Grouch. Dude, that joke hit so hard. And he was like, I don't get it. he of course you don't you're not cultured you're not cultured you're ugly that's the joke that's that what you want me to say do you want me i can send you i can dm you what you like you just want me to spell it out for you you you got a unibrow and it's funny it's funny there you go that's it's probably smell like one too garbage can you probably do that's like what do you want it shit like

that's funny to me and it makes them so upset and that kindles joy for me it's it's like euphoric yeah it's almost euphoric you know how people how they feel during their wedding day. I'll be like, oh. When they see their, their newborn child for the first time. Me? That's me watching you lose it over my joke. Especially if you know, and they know it's funny and hell of people are laughing about it.

Yeah. Oh, that is the euphor. I can't even, oh, I'm getting hot thinking about it. I feel so good. I'm getting a little tingle. I feel, I'm feeling a little tingle. Yeah. Oh, that is such, that's the best feeling.

Because it's like you are so affected. Yeah. You must value my opinion. I'm saying you must value my opinion. That's literally one of those things too because I said like they're like all you ever did is make high and hair like jokes. I'm like those are called staples mama like they always hit like they hit you really hard you get very upset. That's why I use them. Also I'll retire them as soon as they stop hurting your feelings. It's equivalent. You know how with like the people have someone that passed away in their bio? Yeah. Ooh, I'll be like I could go there. Oh I could go there. But I'm not going to. Just don't make me. me. You know what I mean? Even though sometimes I'll be like, oh, it says RIP and Mee Mall of 2013. Let me not do that.

Let me not do that. That might be the 13th reason. Let me not do that. Let me make it 12 and a half. Let me make it 12 and a half. I do that too when I look at their profiles and stuff too. Ooh, I'd be looking for something. I'd be like 20 followers.

Like crazy. 20 followers? I said, let me find out that Instagram's attached. Let me find out. Who? I go on there. I go on Facebook. And it's private.

I'll be like, I was saying, make me a friend. Let's do it. Requested. I will hit request so fast. I feel like, here we go. And this last one says men never admit to their true height. He's actually 411.

I mean, it wouldn't be surprised if he was. But that's true about the height thing. I say that all the time. You just got to subtract two. They're below six feet, actually. They always add two inches. So if they're like five, seven, they'll be like I'm like 5'9.

I'd be like stop lying. Stop lie it. And like I don't know if it's like you're because you're pretty tall too. I'm 5'10. Okay, yeah. See, I'm 6 feet. So like I always say people I can guess height like very to the inch accurate. Like I guess it was celebrities all the time just for fun and I'm always right.

So with them too, I'm always like I'm looking down at you. There's no way. You're 6 feet. Oh, I love doing that at a bar. I'll be like they say, oh, I'm like 6'2 and I'm like we're eye level. Somebody lying. Somebody lying. And guess what?

It ain't me. It ain't me. I'm wearing flats. Flat. I'm 5'10 flat. And we are eye level. That's why I said. You're making eye contact with my tities.

So there's no eye bad. I'll say, how does it smell? Respectfully. Guess what? You're on that eye level. You are 5'6, my friend. You are 5.6. You ain't got a lie to kick it.

Like, it's okay. You better embrace that height. That's why I said, what if you come across a bitch like me? You'd be lying. like that? What if you come across a bitch like me? And I'll be quick. And I will not let you lie to God and me. No way.

Gotta be one or the other. Because God be looking down like, now you better stop lying. You know, you five too. I don't like in line to me. But they do. You're right. Because I heard somebody say six four.

Once they're like six three and taller, they don't lie. No, never. In fact, they round down a lot of times. Oh, I'm just. So they're like, I don't know, like six two when they're like six, five. And so they're like, no, you're definitely taller than that. You getting ready for the draft?

Like, damn. Like, my boyfriend is 6-4 and his brother is 6-3. But my boyfriend always tells, he's like, no, I'm like 6-3. And he's significantly taller than his brother. I'm like, I always tell him, I'm like, you're 6-4. Start telling people you're 6-4. You've got to set out with your chest. Yeah.

Your 6-4 chest. Take that extra inch, I swear to God. Let's say, the linebacker. You can. I'm telling you. Put it out. That's right. And his brother is pretty, is really tall.

Six-3 is tall. So he even told him to because his brother's in the military. So his brother's like, I literally get medical, like physical exams all the time. I'm 6.3 and you're taller than me. So you're 6.4. I don't know. They just like don't. That's why I said. Any taller than 6.2, they never lie. I feel like he just listened to that one doctor one time. I was like, you're 6.3. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, well, I don't want to lie.

Yeah, exactly. And even though you keep 6-6, 6. You'd be like, I'm 6-3. No, baby. You are not. You are getting ready for the fucking. The NBA draft. You are getting ready for the NBA draft. When I was 14, I was 5'9, right? Ooh. And, like, my doctor told me I was done growing. He's like, you're done.

I go, are you sure? Do you promise? Because I don't want to be tall anymore because I hated being tall. Because my dad is 6'6. But my mom's 5'3. Same. Yeah, so my older sister's 5'4. I'm 6'4.

My brother's like 6'1 now. 6'1. Is he younger? Mm-hmm. He's the youngest. I can't stand that. I know we all got taller. I'll say my little brother is 6-2.

And I'm like, I will hit you in no kneecap. Don't you Low your tone Oh yeah Bend down Don't talk to me Like I know same I'll put my brother on his back

I'll any day I don't care how big you get I don't know about me I got them Tree branches I got them little Twigs for arms So I got shawl

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Why are women too weak and stupid to get Wait, what does it say it? Oh, why are women too weak and stupid to get Their brain powers valued They're the majority of college students And the options are Ben Shapiro, Donald Trump, And Tucker Carlson

Oh, you said Tucker Carlson Immediately Tucker Carlson to me It's actually Ben Shapiro. Ooh, not even surprised. I'm not even surprised. Maybe it talks like Kermit the Frog and when are we all going to have a discussion about it? We should. When are we all going to talk about it?

We definitely should because I hear him and I'm just like, I'm where I be on. That's all right. I hear. I'm like. The Muppets on vacation. Literally. I'm like, dang. No, truly.

He looks like Kermit too. I'm saying. He looks like a puppet. That's for, that's for sure. He looks like a puppet. I wouldn't be surprised if you like looked and someone. one's hand was of his, just, you know what I'm saying? That's why he's angled down, because he don't want to see the arm.

You never really see him standing. Because Jim Henson's hand is shoved up there to the elbow. You know what I'm saying? If he stands, I'm going to be like, I applaud you, sir. I applaud you because I thought you were being controlled by somebody. I really did. I really hope so, because if not, and you're just walking around with those thoughts clanking around on that head of yours?

That big ass head. God help us all. My God. His poor mother. His poor mother probably, it probably was a black hole by the time she was done. I feel so bad. That head is big. Someone literally made a video about me and Ben Shapiro.

And they were saying like they would pay money to watch me make fun of him. And I was like, I would dog walk Ben Shapiro. Just like Nate Jacobs. I was a big Nate Jacobs thing too. Oh, Nate Jacobs, you would end Nate Jacobs. We're just looking at him, let alone. Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapiro is just a tame Nate Jacobs. I bet you if I just did one of these to Ben Shapiro, he had shit his pants.

I'd say two for flinching. He'll pass out. He'll pass out. He just faints immediately. Just no medical attention. Like a goat. You know the goats? Like you startled them.

They was like, they freeze up and pass out. It's like one of those. He'll be all right. Yeah. He'll be all right. Just give a second. Don't touch him. He'll be all right.

He'll come to. I thought it was Tucker Carlson. I was really surprised. Right. Okay. So this next one is Women know deep down their value is 1,000% derived from the way they look.

This is Dr. Uman, Kevin Samuels, Myron Gaines. Is it Kevin Samuels? No, it's Myron Gaines, but I would have guessed Kevin Samuels too. It sounds like something Kevin said. They had Dr. Umar on there.

Yeah. Dang. Ooh, Dr. Umar, you was put in, he was set up. Even though I agree, I was about to be like, he sounds like he, that's something he was. say too. But that word only by looks.

Yeah, like women know that their value, deep, deep down, know their value is a thousand percent derived from the way they look. Okay. And then who created that narrative? Look in the mirror. Look in the mirror. Because it really be your own homies. They're saying, oh, well, it's because of how you, how do you, how did that come to be? Why do you think that is? Who created beauty standards in the first place? Why do you think women hold that currency in society? You mad that we look better than you? That's always the case too.

I told you all roads lead back to that bald spot. Truly. That corn maze on the head. That's truly where they all lead back to. It looks like bare dirt. It's truly. I told you the center of a tree. Like if I cut a tree down and I count those rings.

Oh yeah. That's going to say 20 years without pussy. That's what's going to say. 20 years. That's what's going to read like a palm to me. He hasn't felt warmth in years. Man, I know his toes be curling afterwards. Okay.

this last one is, if you're 170 and 5-7, you're fat, and that's why you can't get a man. And this is Kevin Samuels, Donald Trump, Walter Weeks. Oh, is it Donald Trump?

No, no, no, it's kept. Yeah. It was Kevin Samu's going to say your gut. It was Kevin Samu's right. He's saying shit like that. Kevin. Your name is Kevin. Your name is Kevin.

Come on, Kev. I only like one Kevin, and that's Kevin McAllister. That is the only Kevin. and I will be like, you know what? The icon, the legend. I rock with Kevin. You're rocking with Kevin.

Yeah. Other than that, Kevin Samuels. Samuels. It's funny because he's probably 170 and 5'7. 5-2. I would say about 5-2, 5-3. I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like I can bench press him.

No, truly. I feel I can. And he gives out dating advice and hasn't he been divorced like two, three times? You might want to take your own advice. You worry about the wrong audience here. You might want to just be. That calls coming from inside the house.

It's inside the house. No, truly. That podcast, he's listening to it right afterwards. He's like, you know what? I made some really good points. Got to take some notes. Let me take some notes here. And guess what?

You're still single. Yeah, like I always say, why would you take advice from someone who's single? Eternally single too. Forever. It's like a voluntary, involuntary abstinence. You know what I mean? Like, they didn't sign up for that. They ain't sign up for it.

They were forced into it, but you know what? That's just how. And they choose to stay into it because they know they have not felt warmth in years. They probably forgot how it felt. That's I said. And also, too, with weight, men a lot of times they'll say, have you noticed they always say 215 when they call women. Why is it 215?

That's how much they wish they weighed. I figured it out. I can see that. That's my thing. They men constantly like that who are so undersized and short. Them being 180 is like so embarrassing. So they're like, they'll constantly say 215 because that's like truly the weight they wish they were. They wish they were 2.15. So do they look

at other men and be like, dang? Yeah. Ask my boyfriend. The men who hate me, they idolize him. They're like, you look so good. I'm saying. It looks so good. You just, now let's run with this. Let's run with this. You look so good. You want male validation. That's what most men want. The grips.

Choking them out. It's 215. My God. 215. I made that statement once and someone was like, Oh my God, that's true. It is very true. They always say 215. That's always the number. What are you? Like 2.15?

That's why when you said, when you were talking about linebacker shoulders, I've made that joke before too. And when I made a joke about like an NFL player hitting on me, men lose their minds because they're jealous of me, not the football player. No. Jealous of the attention I'm getting from once. Do you want? Vaughn Miller. Do you want that? They do.

I think a lot of them won't admit it, but it's true. Yes. So like when they said they're like, no. they were probably trying to recruit you like saying I'm a big fat bitch so that makes so then I said if that were the case and I was built like an NFL linebacker that makes me more physically capable than you

I'm more talented oh my God you'll still be making more money than I You still full circle all the time all the roads lead back I said even that I'm much more of a man than you are that's what happens next time someone says oh are you like 215 I'll be like yeah someone asked me that 215 you

Yep. Yeah. And then you say, what's your 40 time? And you say 4-2. 4-19, huh? 4-19. 4-flat. That's what I wrote. They didn't even, they were so embarrassed. They didn't even want to put it in the record. There go. They were like, oh.

Four flat. That's what I said, either way. In heels. So I'm built like the men that you idolize? They want them. They want them. So bad. Oh, we're going to pray for them.

Because I said the light. Pray for them. I mean, you can. I won't. No. You know, that's going to be the most sarcastic prayer. God's just going to be like, okay, girl. I'm going to send this one to voicemail, but you have fun, though.

It's just these men need to take a step back. I would hope so. Take a step back outside into traffic. The way that they get so upset with us, I would say take some notes. So to wrap up, what are your final thoughts on how men can get better at dragging women? look in the mirror before you do that because

self-reflection yes yes because if you step to me with that valor with that bravery and I know I can pick you apart

you gotta come ready okay because you you just gotta be ready yeah be ready and be prepared self-aware I would say right

stay strapped up prepare for anything the worst if anything prepare for the worst the worst. That's what you should do. Prepare for the worst. Have your therapist on speed dial. Your mom.

Your mom, which is probably his therapist. There you go. And then make sure you go home, drink some water, take a nap, breastfeed a little bit, and then you'll be fine. You'll be okay. But make sure you just hope for the worst and be brave. Go out there, kids.

I always say, too, like, if you're going to make jokes, you better be able to take jokes. I say that all the time. That's like you and I, we take jokes. all the time. Oh, it rolls off my back too. Same. It doesn't mean anything to me. Actually, it makes me laugh. Same. It actually gives me some type of motivation. I have like six video ideas just from being right here. I'm like, oh, I got it. I can take a lot. Same. I can take a lot. It truly doesn't mean anything to me at all. I say that all the time. Sometimes I think they think

I'm kidding. No, I'm not. And I said, don't, how do you think I've made it this far? If I let that, if I let that break me, no way. You think I cry right after I mean making videos. Yeah, literally. I'm like, oh my God. This foundation was $56. You think I'm going to cry for that? No. I'm like, oh my God, what am I going to do that a Chad in North Carolina thinks I'm a fat

bitch? What am I going to do? Call my therapist? No. I'm going to go to Starbucks. We don't celebrate. I got Chad that mad. We're going to laugh.

That's why I said, if anything, I'm bored. I'll be bored, girl. I'll be actually annoyed how bored I am. I'd be like, oh, this is it. Sure me to do this. That's it. That's it. I'm shaking. Like one time I saw a dude comment something, some terrible shit on my video.

And in his profile picture, there was two of them, right? And I said, oh, dude, which one are you? Because I got mad jokes for both. Which one? Tell me which one you are. Please. And then no response. Just deleted it.

It blocked me. I said, see, we didn't even get to play yet. We didn't even get to play the game. And he knew. He knew. That's like I said, which one are you? Tell me right now. I got so many.

He was on his 12 reasons. And loaded. You saying something 12 and 13. Okay. You expect those tapes to you, both of them. Okay? So, yeah. I think.

I would say take notes. Take notes. That's what I would say. Take notes. Take notes. If you really want to learn how to hurt someone's feelings. Yes. You got to go see Wakanda on the weekends.

Oh, stop. That's what you got to do. You got to go look, study up, right? Do your research. Stop. Do your due diligence on how to hurt someone's feelings. It's true. I should do a course.

I should do a course. I know you should. I get people asking me that too. They're like, can you teach me how to do it? You can. She's got to find them. Yeah, like, do you ever give people's pointers? I give people some pointers.

I said, especially when it's, when it's just men, I can tell you with men. But I have an endless rolladex of, like, stupid things in my head that I can compare people to. All the time. It's like, it's like almost like a file in my head. Like one part of my brain is solely dedicated to that information. It's just memory. I love it. It's just pictures of things.

Sometimes I'll Google stuff. Like, I see a funny video and I'm like, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to say he looks like. this and I don't remember the name of it so I'll Google like redhead kid big ears I'll literally Google and I'm like there it is and I screenshot it yeah because I forgot his name I love I just don't care I do not care I'll be like I don't do you do you do you want me to actually cry yeah do you want me to be sad no I don't care I don't care I'm gonna tell you look like a bean pole that's what I'm gonna do and then we're gonna go to Starbucks afterwards and then there you go

it's over. And then this depends on how you respond. So take notes and respond accordingly. There you go. That's it. And I want to thank you all for joining us on this episode of the Comment Section show. I want to thank Jessica Jackson, AKA Wakana on the weekends. You are truly the funniest bitch. Thank you. You are you as well. What are you talking about? You are so funny. You inspire me. Save, honestly. Thank you so much for joining us. Where can everybody find you on all your socials? Okay. So my Instagram is Real Olive Oil. because, you know, I'm built like olive oil from Popeyes. And then Wakanda on the weekends on Twitter.

And, girl, that's it. And then TikTok. TikTok Wakanda on the weekends. Or Dollar Tree Grace Jones. That is my spam. That was the backup. It was either Dollar Tree Grace Jones or Fillmore's Big Toe. It was one of those three.

I was bald in all of them. Your handles are just. It's so unique. I love it. My brother was like, don't go with Phil Moore. He's like, please stop. Don't do that. You just keep coming up with more. I have a whole bunch of, I have a file for him. I have a note.

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