The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MISTAKE-A-TINI Ft. Tefi Pessoa and Eric Sedeño | Episode 157

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

We have another ALL-STARS episode for you this week team!! Tefi and Eric return to the show as a duo to explore the timeless question “what is ghosting, really?” and discuss who Tefi should date, spilling a martini on Sofia Vergara, being publicly down bad, Eric’s past working in a Best Buy warehouse, Drew has a big reveal about a new hobby she’s pursuing, Eric’s bob makes a special guest appearance, and so much more. Tefi IG: https://www.instagram.com/hellotefi/ Tefi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hellotefi Eric IG: https://www.instagram.com/ricotaquito/ Eric Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ricotaquito Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every time I say Eric, by the way, he always wears that fuck-ass I love Latina's shirt. What's wrong with that? I love Latina. I love Latina. The worst part is I got it in Spain. Cut that out. The collective. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show.

Sorry, me, your favorite. Everybody knows me. Who cares about me? On to the guest. Today, we have two all-stars. And we are in the New York studio, so don't freak out the shit. hasn't changed. It hasn't changed. We're in a different place for the 6,000 time. Anyways, on to the All-Stars. Today we have the iconic, the hilarious, my besties from

different people. Tevi Pesoa and Eric Sedena. Latina hours have come in. Yes. It kicked off. I love those shoulders that you did. A bit, be it, bitty, bim. No, no, I can't. I can't. Como la Flo. I actually do know that song. I know you do. Welcome back to the show team.

Thank you so much. I'm very scared. It's been a while. I feel like since I've had either of you on. You said a lot of stuff about me in the press and you have to tackle it today and I'm just a little nervous. Don't check Twitter. Don't check Twitter. I saw it.

Don't look at the chats. Don't look at the snark reddits. I saw you on Reddit. Rico Takedo snark is amazing. No, that's an amazing title. I never look up my snark pages. do y'all? No, I don't even think I have one, which is fun.

I didn't even know if there was one. I didn't even know about snark pages until like end of last year. I didn't even know they existed. You know what, guys? If there is one about me, go crazy. I don't know. Girls go diabolical on there. They do.

They do something sinister on that site. I'm sure. Well, they've had my face on wanted posters on Reddit for like years. So that's why I think I didn't know about snarks. Like they hate me on that because mostly men are on there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like, they were, they would write. I remember I saw one.

Made it my Twitter header for a while when I'm still had Twitter. But it says, does anyone know that loud, loud bitch on TikTok? I think her name is. And then they wrote you off wallow. One upvote. It was me. So I took a picture of it made it my Twitter background for a long time. That is so funny.

I love that. I loved Reddit so much for two reasons. One, unlikely animal friendships. A duck and a dog. What else do you, what else do you fucking need? Like the tiger and the piglets, we've all seen it, you know what I mean? Like the deer and the dog, the deer and the cat, like that's incredible. So that's like an incredible source for unlikely animal friendships.

Right. And then two, I'm not the greatest with tech. So like any specific niche problem you have, like there's some dude that's answered. Right. I love Reddit for that too. Yeah. And then one day I was scrolling through and I also love like the Matrix ones where it's like an unlikely coincidence.

I love that. And then one day I saw someone say, does anybody have snark on Teffi Pesoa? And I deleted my account. Really? I was like, I have a lot of snark on the bitch. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. Yeah, that's it.

I don't want to play anymore. And I miss unlikely animal friendships every day. Well, the Teffi lore runs deep. They would have a feel day. There's so much lore. Every time you open your mouth, I'm like, I have to stop drinking around you. I'm like, I have one sip of a balcony.

I'm like, Eric, my papa. There's some stories they start spilling out. It's literally one drink in. That's also because Teffey knows everybody. Yeah. Famous too. Like Tevvie's famous person tea is piping hot. Every time I see her, I'm like, I'm like, hold on, hold on.

Let me, let's go back to that last one. And then Bill Nye leaned into my ear. And you think that's a joke. That's the crazy part. You think that shit's a joke. Bill, Bill, we love you. Like even the last time we were together, like Sophia Vergara, you went up to her. No, please.

Eric. And I was like, you know Sophia of Regina. I already know that story. I think I know that story. Because it makes my butthole want to fall off. And we were like, looking like, yay, Tiffany, get it. And then she came back. She's like, you don't even want to know what I did.

I spelled an entire martini in her lap. I'm Sophia. What pena. What pena. What pena. What pen. Pardon. Pardon.

Disculpa. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. stop well like I used to work as a wardrobe assistant to celebrity stylist and Sophia Rodriguez was a client so like I had three martinis the first two martinis are flirt tini the third martini is mistake a teeny right always or I didn't mean to fuck you teenie and then after my third martini I went up to Sophia and I probably drooled at her something while I was speaking and I remember I got up because I had like my alarm went off like

oh you're embarrassing yourself and as I got up I like I was kneeling over her probably like doing nosies with her I couldn't and then nuzzling her I was like you remember me right remember me I steamed all your stuff one time 10 years ago

and I was like and my mom and he's looking on me and then as I got up the whole martini and I saw her go like this and I just ran back to Eric into Eric's arms and he said get off me and get this Eric did nothing to stop it. So if anything, he hates women. No, Eric looked at me in my eyes and said,

that's true. I'm going to be Eric and you be Teffi. Look at me and be drunk. That is so embarrassing. I did say that. I did. I was like, no, there's no way. Because I was like, there's no way that really happened. And she's like, it did. But the Teffy lore runs deep.

Like, there's always something happening. That's true. You surround yourself with like an energy. That was honestly a really great Eric impression. When me and Eric worked TikTok in the mix, together. We had the best time ever, bonded like real sisters. But then I remember

those guys, we had to confront those men that were being rude to my sister and my agent. They were like blocking their view of the stage and I was like, hey, should you, we ask them to move? And Jason goes, I already did, but they just keep, they said the last time we asked them, they were like, no. And you could stand

anywhere. Like, but Jason and my agent Alex are so small, like they're so short, they can't see. And so the two of them are not confrontational. So then they were just sitting there. Jason probably went, okay. Yeah, she was like, they said no. And so then I was like, okay. So I stood up and I like tapped him on my shoulder.

I was like, hey, can you do my mind scooting to the left? And he was like, no. And to my face, to which I respond with, why? And then we were just looking at each other. And then I was like, is there a problem? Like, no. Okay, then. And then Billy came and stood next to me.

And then the two us were talking to those two men. And it was just awkward tension. Eric, what did you say? Eric said when we left, he goes, that was the scariest thing that's ever happened. I was like, that was so insane. I was like. I picture Eric.

No. Yeah. No. No. He literally was so afraid. I was like, well, we weren't in the same couch. We were like different couch. And when your man stood up, I was like, oh, it's going down.

Like something bad. He's a big man. Like, it's scary. We went back to to go host, you and I. You were like, just the two of you like standing next to each other, look, you look so upset. I was scared. I was scared. I was like, they're going to kill someone.

Like, someone's going to die. I get him doing nothing. I was sitting, I was observing. He is simply a voyer. He's just peeping all the two. I just like, I like to observe. Has anything embarrassing happened with you? Oh, famous people?

We'll remember. I saw you on the street and you told me after your birthday party, you got diarrhea. Okay, you don't have to use that word. And I did. I was, I had, sorry, Choro. I, I. I didn't have. Okay, speaking of diarrhea, though, I did just have Norvirus, and I did lose five to ten pounds.

Oh my God, I can't tell at all. I'm estimating. I don't have a scale. And no one has accomplished. Based off how this blazers is fitting me? Yeah, based off how these shoulders a little loose. And no one has complimented me. Not one person.

Have you seen that episode of girls? Or it's like, if I look really skinny, it's because I'm like. I'm like looking really frail. It's like, I haven't eaten all day. Unless is like, you look exactly the same. No, but my birthday, I ate at the nines. Have you ever been? It's like, you've been.

The nines? Yeah. And I don't know what I ate, but it literally like, I went out that and then I at my birthday. The next day I was like, I'm hung over. And then I was like, oh, I'm not hungover. It's just food poison. And I was so thin.

We went missing. At the beginning of my first day of my, my new year. His new age. What is it? 38. I just turned 21, you guys. So. Me and my best friend, we're just trying to get our steps in.

So we're walking around and then we're like, in an hour we'll go get drunk. You know what I mean? Like that's the finish line. One thing about me and Flores, we're going to go get fucked up. You're pre-gaming. Exactly. We're pre-gaming with 10,000 steps. So we're walking and I'm like, oh, my God, Eric and Ruben.

And I see Eric and Rubin and they're like, like, and I'm like, oh, my God, hi. And they're like, oh, my God, hi. We haven't eaten in 24 hours. No, literally. And they were like blue or green. You were both sick? Yes. Yeah.

They were like the norovirus? No, that was like the nine. That was after in August. Yeah. It was like, it was really. Because he's a Virgo. Yeah. You and me both girl.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Leo? No. I always think you're Leo and you get so offended. Because Leo's are evil. I'm on the last day of cancer. So you're like a cuss.

That's not real. I think you're a Leo. If I'm Colombian, am I almost Venezuelan? I'm not putting words I'm not putting words in my mouth Has anything embarrassing ever happened with you and a celebrity

I know Tevi's told me a million Okay, well I'm trying to think Jeff Goldblum tried to fuck me That's actually true And if you go watch the videos you could tell No everyone wanted it to happen to They were rooting for you. They were rooting for it

We were all rooting for you Thank you so much His wife seems so nice but anyway, embarrassing too. I don't know. One time I went up to this, do you know, I forgot her name and I don't want to mispronounce it,

but she's from Mean Girls. And she's like this beautiful Indian girl, and she plays like... Oh, yes, in the new Mean Girl. Yeah. And Dika. I recognized her and I was like, that's my friend.

And I like, and I was like at an event and I walked around. I was like, hey! And then I was like, oh, hey! And she literally looked at me like, like, she was like, who the fuck are you? And then I was like,

you don't know me. And I walked away. Like, I just, like, didn't know what to do. I was like, you don't know me. I thought, she, we knew each other. And then we didn't. And I was like, we don't know each other. And I walked away.

My mom. Like, that's my most recent one. You just ate it and left. I was like, oh, we don't know each other. And I walked away. Never mind. But, like, I didn't. Thank God you didn't make it weird.

Yeah. I know. I don't know what. I don't know what. I don't know what. If you would have played it off because they go to so many events. And if you would have played it off, like, I met you at the variety thing. she would have been like, oh my God, of course.

You have to lie more. He can't lie. Like, Eric is incapable of lying. Well, he just told us he lost five to ten pounds. And that was the truth. And that's a range. And that was the truth. I gave you a range.

It could be more. It could be more. You don't know. When I did the Oscars like two years ago, I had to do like a little tour thing the day before because they were like showing where I was going to stand and stuff. And they were like, oh yeah, we sent out like the ask ahead of time. I'm like, oh, we're going to have someone with TikTok, like, please stop if you would like to, whatever. And she was like, Paul Meskell's like so excited.

Like he loves TikTok. He's seen you. And I was like, Pedro Pascal? And then she goes, no, Paul Mescal. And I go, oh, because I'm not kidding. I thought Paul Mescal was Logan Lerman. Oh. So I was like Percy Jackson.

Like, and then she goes. And then she just kind of turned around and just kept talking. And I was like, oh. And then Jason was like, that's not. Like as soon as we were alone, she's like, that. that's not, I don't know who you're thinking of, but that's not Paul Maskell. And I go, it's not the guy from Percy Jackson.

She goes, oh, and I go, oh. And then I go, oh, so it's not. And I was like, and so he's also not in 13 reasons why. And she goes, that's a completely different. Those are two different white boys. Yeah, yeah. And I thought all of them were Logan Lerman. I, so.

The way you absorb young adult content, too, like, get her, like, Y, A. Oh, my God, so sorry. Sorry. I said sorry. Okay. And the way that you, like, my cousin's the same way. Like, let me tell, like, let's go out to the club. You might be the love of your life.

She's like, no. And I'm like, okay, why don't we dress like Dobby? She's like, no, you're talking. She's like, I'm in, I'm in. Literally the thing. That is me, yeah. It's very, I don't know anyone, but I have the confidence that I do. Yeah.

Which is kind of bad, but, you know. No, no, no. Like, I normally, me and Dacin joke all the time that she's like, Anne Hathaway and the Devil Horse Prada and I'm Miranda Priestley like she's whispering in my ear the names of everybody and how I know them where I met them last I've texted so many people about like

Teffi knows everything That's not true. And everyone No like everything I could just watch her story times I'm like okay I learned to 18 things Your brain has such a specific pocket For like things that are happening I know I need people to stop also messaging me telling me I'm autistic that is not

That's it Congratulations. I get that all the time, too, to make one honest with you. Tephy, I'm autistic and I love astrology. I love pop culture. And I also have a history of ED. And I'm like, doesn't that make me a girl? A teenage girl.

That's a regular person. What about a useful spirit? Well, I talk to Joe and Andrew about it too. Like, I get diagnosed all the time on everything. Anytime I say any sort of. interests that I have or don't have. Oh, well, obviously I know what you have. It's this. And they diagnose me.

I'm like, I'm a cancer. Yeah, I attribute it to that all the time. One thing, though, I tell my therapist every Thursday at 11 am, are you sure? It's not BPD. Are you sure? Because I feel really strongly. She's like, no, no, no.

That's just shame. I'm like, oh, that's worse. Don't do your job right now. That's worse. Sometimes my therapist, I'm like, when I make her laugh, I'm like, gotcha. And then I forget what I was saying. No, it's like me just constantly performing.

You're like doing show time. I already know. You're like, send that show. My therapist knows off. Like, I get to talk about me. And then sometimes I'll be talking for 40 minutes and I go, I'm sorry, what did you ask me? I like completely forgot. And she goes, I was just asking how your week went.

I go, oh, that's right, that's right. You know how sometimes you'll go to a stand-up show and the person will have like a notepad of like, I'm just going to like try some stuff? Yeah. That's me in therapy. I'm just going to try some stuff. Just throw everything out there. What about you, Eric?

Do you like have fun in therapy? I have therapy. I have therapy. I gave her up for Lent? Well, yes. That's what I'll say. No, I like tried it and then she wasn't getting the vibe. Like, I need like, I was like, we were not vibe being.

One of my jokes. Like, seriously. And like, no, I was like, oh. She didn't get you. No, she didn't get me. And then I was like, I need a gay guy and I never found him. So. T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T.

I'm just kind of freeballing. Right. It's so fun. Like, oh, my God. No therapy. I freeballed last year. And it wasn't. fun. As did I.

And I almost shaved my head. Me too. Made it. Me too. On live. I would have been a serve. I almost went live. You are you want me to. Bleach the eyebrows, shave the head. New Era for Teppy. Yeah. I see it for you.

Thank you so much. Yeah. And then I just start walking barefoot everywhere. No, no. Rounding. Grounding. That's my new. That's my new thing. I do see that in Los Angeles a lot. Yeah. Not here though. In New York? Not New York. Oh, no.

It's also so fucking cold here. What's going on? Yeah, you're not used to it. It's a polar vortex. I hate it. It's truly so terrible. The first time, like my first year in New York, it was a polar vortex and I was so broke. I would layer three cardigans on top of each other.

And I used to like pray at night for like my family, my friends, and said I could afford a coat. That was like my thing. My mom's like, go to Macy's. Go get a fucking coat. And then I did. And I had the same coat, I think, for like, five years. And she did that by candlelight era because she's so much older than us.

I know. She had that oil in that little thing. She had that little sleep hat and then a nightgown. And when I went to see the halls. You were given Lily Rose Depp in Nospheratu. Yes. Yes.

I haven't watched it yet. Have you guys seen it? Oh, yeah. I need him bad. It's too. I need him real bad. See, we need to talk about your type because it's getting scary.

My type is someone who doesn't like me. Her type scares me too, honestly. She was talking to me about someone not too long ago. And I go, I'm going to be honest. When you were telling me about him, he scares me. My guys, I'm scared about him. You're in December? Yes.

I was like, he scares me. I'm afraid of him. Drew goes, are you alone with him? Yeah. I was like, do you spend time alone with him? Because he scares me. I'm afraid of him. He says, he's a really unmo.

He says. frightens me. We're always in, I'm always in a public place, God. Well, that's, I told Tevi, I'm like, it's because you're the most interesting woman alive. You need to date someone. She dates these lunatics,

and it's because they're more, they're just a little bit more interesting than her. They're matching her vibe. Yeah. But in the crazy needs for freak. Yeah. If she had someone bland, she would just run right over.

No, let's, let's, let's put the difference. That's why I said, let's split the difference. Although I did meet you when you were with that really boring guy. Remember you had pink hair and that? Please. Oh, I'm not allowed to talk about that. Wait, I know that guy. Yeah, he was boring.

Wait, no, I'm thinking of a different guy. No, you're thinking of the same guy. It's the same guy? Yep. He was boring to you. He was annoying to me. Oh, he like said five words. Unfortunately, I've always dated a mute who is a little guy.

Yeah. Yeah, that is your type. And it's like a little bit of a ham. But I, uh, my therapist last Thursday said, I said, this year I want to start dating people who like me. And she went, yes. And I was like, you poor, poor angel. She said, finally. Every time I say like, oh, so I went on a date with this guy or something or this person,

and I can see her eyes go, uh-huh. Because she says that I'm a love addict and then I said, what does that mean? Because I've been single for three years, don't you think a love actor would get a dose? You're like, you know what I mean? Like, okay. Please, sir. But she said, but she said, um, but she said, um, Most people in society are love addicts because of the media and marketing.

Like it's not normal for you to check your phone or like to be obsessed with somebody or to like imagine your last name and stuff like that. Like that's not normal. And like for your day to be based on the communication and the other person. Like that is signs of love addiction. And it's just like attachment theory. But she made me read this book where it's like anxious and anxious and avoidant. But anxiously attached with a. present mother and

unpresent father and reverse and same for avoidant and let me fucking tell you I want to know less because that is so because essentially the best thing to do for everybody is to just be like vulnerable and I rather

shit out a knife so that's so well I don't want to do that so what's the other option? Because then I have to walk around I have to walk around knowing that there is somebody in this world that has me in their phone with evidence that I was down

bad. Yeah, I feel that. You should start being publicly down bad. What the fuck, no. Yes, Brittany Brosky does it all the time. I love to see it. We love to see it. We love to see it. Broseky is down bad all the time. All the time. I love it. But I need to be left with a little fucking pride.

Yeah. You know, like something. Okay. I love. I love that Eric thinks the worst thing he's ever done to somebody. is lead them on a little. Like, he always says this story about... Do you ghost people all the time?

No. No. Okay, what is ghosting? Is ghosting like, if I, if we went on one date, I don't owe you anything. That's what I say all the time. We talked about ghosting before, Eric and I. Yeah. We're not... If you've met my friends and you've been around me and we've gone out together,

I'm not going to ghost you. But you're going to see evidence that... Oh, okay. Like, you're going to feel it coming. If I won the lottery, you would. know but there would be signs. Yes, exactly. If I start to resent you, there will be signs.

Like I'll say things like, thanks buddy. Like I'll say stuff like that, you know what I mean? Yeah, we start friend zoning. Yeah. Yeah, I told Eric, I think on the last episode we filmed together, just like two years ago, we talked about ghosting and I was like, I'm a fan personally, depending on your level of commitment. Like, depending on like, obviously if you've been in a committed relationship. If we've had unprotected sex, you're my boyfriend or you're in a committed relationship.

Well, and I think of it like taking the train. Like, if I met you on the train, like, if I met you on the train, you're in a train like I don't need to tell you when I get off I met you one time this is my stop see you later however if we got on the train together and we've been talking the whole time and then I would have to let you know I'm departing yeah for some reason but if I just met you I just stand up and get off that's how I see it yeah I see those videos with like a girl before she's about to ghost you I've never ghosted someone after being like I wonder what our kids would look like no I'm I want to make a hair doll of you if I say that oh yeah I want to spit in my mouth I want to

Your odor, your armpit order. If I say that to you, are you joking? Yeah, come on now. What about you, Eric? What kind of partner are you? I'm just like, look a vibe. Do you have a hair doll of Rubin? I should make one.

Yes. I think it would be beautiful. No, like, when me and Ruben started talking, I would like call, I would be like having panic attacks. He then texts me for like four hours. And I'd call my friend Jan, I'd be like, yeah, I'm just like,

I'm feeling really anxious. And look at him sitting on his high horse. No, literally. Love it. And she'd be like, it's good. And I would like lie. I'm like, it's about work. like it's my job, it's getting to me, and she's like,

you're gonna survive. TikToking? No, this is when I had a job. Oh, okay. I got a real job. I was like a real member of society. Yeah, this is before we were. No.

Jester's on the internet. She was like talking me off the ledge. And I'm like, then he'd text me back and I'm like, I'm good girl. You're like, we're good. You're like, I think I'm going to go to the gym. One time before though, I think this guy, he was so into me. You know when like someone's like, like, not love bombing you, but you like, they just want your attention so bad.

My entire life. Yeah. And then I'm like, my thought you, okay. I'm just like, you're eating it up. Oh, it's like the best thing ever. And then I knew he liked me. And I was just like, hmm, I don't know. But I like the attention.

And he texted me like, I missed you so much today. And then I was just not feeling it. So I said, I missed you too, girl. No, no, no. I said, I missed you too, Miss Girl. Like Miss Girl. And he like, too, Diva. He called me on the phone.

He said, that hurt my feet. No. Literally. Like, he called me on the phone. He's like, that hurt my feelings. And I was like, damn. And he confronted you. I was like, Miss Girl.

It's okay. Sorry, Diva. I was, no, literally. I was like, we're good. I was really trying to like. Spinning. Friend zoning. Like a mother phone.

You guys already hooked up after by this point. Yeah, several times. We're actually seeing each other like, Miss Girl. Miss Girl. And then you're like, that hurt your feelings? It's like, someone was like, you remember me so much of my sister. Oh, that's a crazy thing. That's a really rude fucking thing to say to me.

I was watching Anora and loved it. But I, uh, this one, I got on like, because I watched Anora and my phone heard it, I got back on stripper talk. Thank God. Yeah. I'm on Stripter Talk too. And then I love it there. Did you see that one take up that the girl was like my most request, the thing people

say to me the most is like, you remind me so much of my daughter. Yeah. I've seen that too. Stop. My mom. That's fucked up. Daughter. It's like daughter, like daughter or stepdaughter.

which is fucking sorry we weren't talking about traumatizing things so I just needed to bring that back right yeah that's fucking crazy yeah disgusting yeah oh that's a lot I know I'm that are so nasty they're so nasty get them out of the room I know oh that's crazy no I miss dick so much but what I gotta do like a we gotta get you something no I'm sometimes I like a dose a dose A does. I actually wait, that reminds me. I'll tell you after we finish. But I have someone in my head that I was like,

I'm going to see if he sucks, because if he doesn't, I'm going to try to set him up with Debbie. Mouth the word to me. You don't know him. That's why you don't have no idea, which is a good thing. I think you need someone that's not in this.

In it enough. Adjacent. Yeah, like runs parallel to it. Hey. One time I told Devi, I was like, why don't you try dating an athlete or something? She goes, oh, because I have this, like, crazy dream where I like monogamy.

So. Oh. Papa, do you hear me? And I was like, no, I know. I tell people that all the time about athletes especially. I'm like, well, are you cool with being a sister wife? Because that's kind of what you do when you start dating one. No, I, uh, Tepi dreams a little dream of, uh, not being professionally cheated on.

No, for real. Like, I imagine. That's what they do in the off season. Yeah. They're training a different. They're exercising a different muscle in the off season. Yeah. How they keep their competitive edge is, um, fucking my friend's raw.

My nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like she matched with like an NFL player. I told her this story. But after she spent like a week with him, he only saw her at night between the hours of nine to three. What did I say? Because his wife and children are at home. Yeah, he only came to the hotel to see her at night. And then she was like, what are we? Never heard back from him.

But she was talking asking me about it. And I said, how old is she? And she said 21. I go, well, there's that. And then she goes, well, yeah. he said maybe I think he's just busy like with practice and training and I was like it's March he's a football player

they're in off season oh my god I said girl the the Super Bowl just ended like two weeks ago it's March please young lover girls naive white eye and bushy tail lover girls and tiny Tim and Merry Christmas everyone like that's for real and I'm like step out of it

oh my god yeah being like young and like really wanting love it's like like that weird like you're like willing to do anything yeah there is no pride like it's losers i was i was on the ground that'd be fucking crazy nobody more naive than a girl getting back in the streets after a long relationship right because they have they're like oh you like somebody you get to know each other become your boyfriend i'm like and i'm like that meme of the veteran with the shell with the thousand yards here i'm like honey you got real with yourself you have a big storm coming i know like One of my friends

A long time ago was like I think I'm gonna break up with my boyfriend And I was like Look at me If this was lady in the tramp I'm like or like the aristocrats I'm like those stray cats And you're like fluffed up at home

Yeah You don't want to be out of year You wouldn't last a day in the streets You hear me? I know like hearing the hinge notification Is like a veteran hearing a firework I'm like don't Is that okay to say?

We'll see We'll revisit it in the edit Well you guys will let me No. I'm sure about that. Yeah, we don't miss the streets. Eric, do you miss the streets? No.

You motherfucker. And the gay streets are crazy. No, the gay streets are insatiable. No. Because monogamy doesn't exist in Brooklyn really that much. No. My rule is I cannot. Can you say suck dick on the comments section?

Yeah, of course you can. Thank you, Spotify. Thank you, Papa. I refuse to suck someone's dick if a guy has sucked their dick because I can never match that level of enthusiasm, like the two hands and the gagging and stuff. Yeah. I'm not going to do that.

And it's not even your birthday. It's not Veterans Day. No, it's, please. It's not Arbor Day. I'm not anti-bisexual. She doesn't believe in them. She just said it on the pod. Bye, seriously.

She doesn't believe in you guys. LGBTQ guys, we got a rally. Let's get Teffi. She is in a bisexual, but she doesn't believe. I believe in bisexual men. I just don't understand why you guys discover that you're bisexual when you're dating me. That is really. The only problem with it is that.

Like, how is dating me helping you see that you like men too? No, we could be sister wives because we're given the, we look like twins. Right. I know. Right. My man would like you more than me. And what's wrong with that? Then you make perfect sister wives.

I was dating this guy that I was like, one, I was like, okay, I was dating this guy and he, and he's bived, right? And I was like, is it 50-50? And he goes, no, it's like 70-50. And I was like, one, I'm really concerned because that means you like men. And two and two, 70-50? Okay. 0-2-2.

Well, now I have the ick and it. It was nothing to do with that. You know how I know that you're gay? Because bisexuals can't do math. That's how I know. If you asked me to calculate the tip, I'd start sobbing. I had a guy make up a word once to my face while he was talking down to me about being smart. Of course.

And telling me how smart men are compared to women. And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Was it irregardless? I think it might have been conversated and it's converse so he was like yeah the way I conversated with him I said pause

I told my mom I just realized I'm busy tonight so I won't be able to see it but damn that sucks subscriber you have dialed damn has been conversated I was like I'm a lot of conversating to do tonight so I actually realized I can't go

but I feel like I used to when I was dating when I was in the streets I feel like I would cut people off for very small ways to seven years ago. Yeah. Two billion years ago, thank God. I was like, I would ghost people like full on and be like, oh, and then never respond. Is that what you asked me?

No, I was just curious if you ever do that. Because you do it? But I think it was an immature. I did it in college. I think it was an immaturity thing more than like, like, I don't know what to say. And I don't want to do this anymore. So I'm not responding. You just.

I wish in a relationship. You'd rather someone wonder if you're the bad person than give them evidence of you being a bad person. Tell them, tell them. She's my new therapist. Wait. There's a game man right here for you to be to be there. You know what kills me is that Eric is the man of my dreams.

That kills me. Right. Both in looks and personality. I need it with the wig on. And you guys cut to me. Eric is the man of my dream. You are the man of my dreams. When I walked in, he went,

Skinny. And I was like, I would fuck you. Okay, you don't need to ask me, it's fine, I'll do it. And she didn't say it back. Let me just point that out. And I'm five to ten pounds lighter today too. Mind you. This is me skinny, mind you.

When Eric and I speak to each other, it is almost like talking in a mirror. Right. And also to a reflection of a person you wish you could date. Clearly, he's the full package. He's the full package. I agree. Obviously. That is actually, that actually is.

Eric is the main of your dreams. That's actually he's emotionally unavailable. Right. Thinking about men when we're together. Right. I'm just, I'm kidding. That's a great sense of style, great jewelry. Good hair.

Good hair. I do think that it's a little fucked up though that when you wear that long wig, then like, what were you before? You were like Jacob from Twilight. And people kept, I think I got two hundred tags. One of the top comments was like, do you look like Taffi Pasella? No. Well, that's when you could pin comments.

comments you pinned it yeah yeah I did I did I did pin that comment yeah with that wig on you're like what's wrong with that literally that's why I brought this here today I hate that you have highlights in it too it's my what's wrong with that oh a girl can't get her hair done anymore y'all hate to see the pretty the pretty girl win how about that it's illegal to be stunning and gorgeous apparently okay this wig with this blazer I should be a lawyer. You look like you barely survived that divorce by the skin of your teeth.

And I got the house too. You got the house. You look like a DA and Law & Order SVU. Yeah. I'm here to serve you baby. Hi, are you Teffi Pisoa? Eric, I know it's you in that wig. I'm here to serve you papers.

You need to get a bob. Like, real cut your hair. You want to see me fail so bad. You just posted in your story the other day. You said, should I cut my hair? I want to see you store. You said, everyone is yelling at me not to, and now my feelings are hurt. Like, what's the Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad?

When he's like, yeah, yeah. Like, people were screaming at me. But I do think it would be cute. Everybody vote. Yeah, audio listeners, make sure you vote. Whether or not to be. Audio listeners, not knowing I'm in a wig. Guys, I put the wig on.

You guys are missing out. Eric's in a wig. Audio listeners, I want you to, imagine the most synthetic. Oh, this is human hair. Oh, this is human hair. It's giving the first Harry Potter. Professor Quill.

No, it's giving, it's giving Moni Myrtle. It's giving like I found it on the street kind of vibe. Eric was literally late coming here today. And he said, oh my God, guys, I saw this mannequin in the window. And he took a picture of a mannequin with a bob just like that and glasses that he wears all the time. And then my sister was like, so you, I would have been on time, but I would have been on time. but I had to take pictures and he put the wig on and took pictures outside in front of the window.

I didn't tell you guys. And it was late getting here. I didn't tell you guys, but I was on the street and there was a fire truck and ambulance going by and they got stuck in traffic with their sirens were still on. So I waited. You waited for it to pass so you could take a video and I made it sick. The bit always comes first. It has to.

And I was like, oh, like, and the sirens came and you went. And I'm standing there in my wig. wait a bit of you know, I'm like, it's like, it's literally be like,

because you know Azalea Banks has that, that bit in the wig where she was like, she's like, do you make music for gay people?

She's like, I do. And so I was like trying to like, I saw Aesalia Bings. We have to put this TikTok in the seven.

It's not funny. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's not funny. What makes it funny is he was 20 minutes late because he was doing that.

Okay. I'm sorry. I looked at the clock. It was 17. He was 17 minutes. The elevator took a long time to get up to this floor, okay? Because I was outside for 20 minutes.

Also, when you opened up your camera to show us the picture of you in the way, there was a lot. There was like 50 minutes. Favorite one and he picked that one. And I was like, it's a toll chunk. You are so ridiculous. You did a good one, guys.

You know what you look like in that wig? DW from Hay, not Hay Arnold. Right. Such a little bitch. I loved her. Me too. She was a strong female. lead. She was so me. She was the girl

we needed. A mean little sister. What do you think? Welcome to the comment section. What do you think is really overrated right now and what do you think is underrated? Ooh, just in general or like? Yeah, in general. You can pick anything. Do you have things like on the top of your off the top of your head you think are

overrated and underrated? Don't try to buy time and just tell me. I need some inspiration. Okay, what's overrated? Okay, something that I think is overrated is right now with the Brutel You know that new movie with Adrian Brody I don't want to say it came out because that

sounds like it was revealed. It premiered? Or no no? Like I don't know what you're going for. You're trying to correct me and you're with your legs crossed in that wig it makes me like viscerally. I need a glass of wine. I need a glass long stemless glass. What would be your Marshall's like thing

that would be in your kitchen? It was life takes you places love brings you home. That's good. You know what you know. why I knew that so fast because Billy's white mom has that sign in her kitchen. And that's what this is giving me. See, I would go a classic. How would you hold it?

How would you hold the glass of wine? Let me see. Well, I would like want to hold it like this. The stem between the fingers. Yeah, stem between the fingers. And then, but like a little bit like a 35 degree angle because I'm drunk. Yeah, you're drunk. You've been drunk. And I'm talking about someone that I know in the neighborhood that I saw on Facebook who did some nasty shit. I told Zachariah, me and Jason's new like thing that we've been saying a lot lately is from TikTok, which is, I want to have a baby.

And she goes, Ken. I don't want to have a. I want to travel. I want to travel. Just say that because I don't have my period. And like 10 and like three. She's a week. She's months.

Wait, wait, wait. That's why she said she didn't have her period for three. She's like for like three. And she goes weeks. And then she goes months. But the eye, no, say with the voice and the eyes. I'll say weeks. Weeks.

Weeks? Months. And then someone else goes. Well, it could be menopause. And that's the end of the... I want to have a baby. Wait, but listen to this about, like, the Brutalist because my friend won't stop talking about it.

So sorry. Sorry, guys, welcome back. And he's Hungarian, Adrian Brody. Oh. Sorry, I need to take this wig off. No, keep it on, keep it on. Sister, hey, yes, Diva. And then, yes, diva.

This wig has seen the Brutalist. Eric hasn't. This week has notes. But that wig has. Notes in their notes. from the Brunelist. Right. But he's Hungarian

and apparently they perfected his accent in post via AI. Oh. So I think that is overrated. I rather hear someone's shitty accent than a perfect AI accent

any fucking day. I agree. I'd rather Ann Hathaway be an English girl. Sorry. I'd rather Anne Hathaway's British accent over Adrian Brody's

perfect AI accent any day. Or Lindsay Lohan in the parent trap. Right. She plays the British twin. I thought she was good. You guys should remake the parent

trap. You dumb bitch. And you're both Lindsay Lohan. Way. They wouldn't even undetectable. I could use your passport to get out of the country. And you should.

I could frame you for a crime. Oh, she would be doing something with my passport. Mehente. Every time I say Eric, by the way, he always wears that fuckass. I live Latina. What's wrong with that?

I love Latina. I love Latina. The worst part is I got it in Spain. Cut that out. The collective. I just thought I was like, I need that. Maybe it's menopause. I want to have a baby.

Months. What's overrated to you right now? I don't know. AI is so overrated for sure. I'm trying to think. I thought you're going to say Merlo. Merlo. What's overrated?

I'm trying to think of something that everybody is like about. You know what was so stupid that like 16 hour TikTok ban? What the fuck was that? It was overrated to make me scared and cry. Like y'all can't even do it for a whole day. Losers. Can't even get a commitment. Yeah.

Like come on. Your bit wasn't even that funny. You're like, hello? I really don't like those golden goose sneakers. No one is ever going to convince me to like those. Well, I'm not like a 16-year-old white boy on a lacrosse team. There's that too. I don't like them, yeah.

There's a lot of, I think there's a lot of things where I'm like, yeah, you guys aren't going to convince me to like it. I almost said something kind of mean right now, but I joke about it all the time. What? I joke about Glenn Powell all the time. Like my life depends on it. I have no ill will towards him. I just think it's easy.

He's just a good target. It's just easy to throw his name in there. He's an umbrella term at this point. I'm like, you know who's overrated Glenn Powell? I don't want to say that though. Peace in love to you, Glenn Powell. No beef, no beef. I agree.

Could you look at the camera and say, Glenn Powell, I have no ill will? Glenn Powell, I have no ill will towards you. If you would like to come on the show, please let me know. And I'll think about it. I'll consider. I'll look at my calendar.

And I'll have my people call you. Throw your name into the goblet of fire. Right. Let's see what happens. Not to, like, change topics. Go on. But, like, we can see a, like, if you're listening to this, we can see a monitor with us. And it's kind of giving, like, Dr. Phil, and, like, I'm a mom and you're my problem child.

And you can catch me on site. No, literally. That is true. That is true. I kind of love it. Right. But I think I need to, guys, I need to take the wig off. I'm like, start to sweat.

Wait. What would my, what would my behavioral issue? Okay, goodbye, mom. If we were on Dr. Phil, what would your behavioral issue be? Mine? With you? No. Yeah.

Like if you were the troubled teen, what would it be? I don't know. Were you a troubled teen? I was gay. In Texas. Back then. But thank God, the Lord saved me. Here I am today.

I'm proud of heterosexual. With your twin sister. He saved us both. What's criminally underrated? Criminally underrated is smoking cigarette. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You know what?

There's nowhere. said that's on my story the other day. There's nowhere to really shake ass in New York anymore. Like where you can really cry baby in a booth. You know what I mean? And I, that was all I fucking did when I first moved to New York. And slowly but surely,

the raves have taken over and they used to coexist peacefully. Right. You know what I mean? I want to let the gay community now. Like, you can do poppers while hot in here is playing. And I am living proof. Porcino Los Dostos.

Yeah, club culture. Club culture is like dying It is It's not like the Jersey short date No and I knew that it was dying When people said you You can wear sneakers to the club And I agree that comfort is important

Obviously I don't want you to be in pain But I really logged in some fucking hours Me too Okay my pinky will never recover And I can and on my right foot I still can feel my third toe From the shoes From the heels

Jessica Simpson heels Right Raised me Chinese laundry. A good hook or heel. Yeah. A good hook or heel and some like, what's it called when it falls from the roof? Not charcuttery.

What's it called? What's it called? Confetti. Confetti. Confetti. A confetti in your vodka. Not charcutter. Like that is living.

Right. I agree. A little Afro jack. When I was in college, my friends and I would go to the club. and in the first like two years, we would take the bus because it would run until like two in the morning.

Designated drivers too. So I would be pre-gaming on the bus while I'm in like four-inch platform heels and like the shortest sluggiest dress you've ever seen. One of the last times I went clubbing with my friends, this guy was like talking to me forever and I'm like, oh, I'm so thirsty. So thirsty, I wish I had a drink.

Okay, perfect. Awesome. I have six friends with me. Would you mind? Yay. And they're like, yay. And then I'm like, yay. And then I'm married.

I have to fucking talk to him for at least a couple minutes. And your girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, in the club. Right. Then he's, like, following me everywhere, and I'm like, duh. And then I remember the last time, he's like, you're just so different. Like, you're just not like other girls. And I was, I remember that snapped me out of being so fucked up because I was like, my tits are pushed up to my chin.

I'm just like every other bitch in here. Fuck you. I look like a pigeon sleeping. Yeah, what the fuck? You can see my cleavage from outside. Yeah, no, I'm just like every other bitch in there. The bus driver said great tits. several times actually

even after I freaked out I used to take the bus to the club I used to go crazy I used to it as well in New York and every time I did I pretend to be J-Lo and made in Manhattan oh my God I love that movie or like in a UK music video I know you're close enough

I want to latch in you and I'm on my way to like a club and I have like my baby fat you know is it fur rimmed Yeah, for aligned. You're thinking rim job. Right. She's going back to the bisexual

kind of like thoughts she was having earlier. So you're thinking rim job. It just can't be this hard. We should go shake ass together. That's basically my pitch. Can you please cut that out where I say bring back rim job? I just don't think that's true to my spirit. It's just not a real stand.

I don't want to be misrepresented on the internet. Right. Wait, did you guys like, you still just like, wait, like, bag for, like, drinks? Like, just go up to guys like, hey, and like get free drinks or no? Like, no, no, no. Not like bag, but like, would you like make eyes? I'd position myself and I'd market myself. Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Yeah. All it really takes is eye contact. And if you have a pulse and then you're looking enough, they'll be like, hey. And I'm like, hey, are you thirsty? I'm thirsty. I'm so thirsty. Oh, my God.

There's a few go-to moves. It's the holding eye contact. Yeah. And then you have to hold it. And then looking right back. Yep. Easy peasy lemon squeasy. Yeah.

Then it's also when you're shaking ass and you let a little hair fall in your face and you're smiling, men go absolutely fucking. Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah. That's true. And then three is also being easy. Really putting it out. And then like not doing it, but like at the same time like if.

Like you would do it. Exactly. Yeah. You got to give them the fantasy. exactly do you shake ass me to go to miami is that all you do there she's fighting with my mom that's all i do that's all i fucking do she came out of the womb doing that i feel like miami there's like tons of places this is the thing i'm taking salsa classes right because my mom was like yeah on monday on tuesdays and wednesdays at 5 p.m i have me and my two friends also from miami take private lessons and

our parents are like why don't you know salsa we grew up dancing salsa i'm like because one i didn't grew up in the 70s in Medellín. And you would salsa at like house parties. Yeah. And second of all, you did not, you did not see the twerkification of the 2000s coming. Like, I know how to twerk perfectly on B2. I found you Miss New Booty. Like, I know how to do that. Or like, but I don't know like, Swave Ming-Dik. Yeah. Bess on me. Yes. Yeah. I know what you're talking about.

I was like, I'm not even going to try. I know. Tekees in your labios. Oh, so sorry. Three Latinas. Three Latina. Mehita. That's funny when I say it.

Meanté Latina. We claim you, bitch. And you know, when I posted on my story, Drew's Colombian reclaimer, I think I got 75 saying, fuck you bitch. She's Mexican. Oh. Like the Mexicans claim her. I'm like, I already.

Okay. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. Well, I posted that video. because obviously I've been listening to Babuni a lot lately. I've been listening to him a lot lately, and I posted a video lip-seeking the songs

because I've been listening to the album like backwards and forwards. And a lot of people were like, do you speak Spanish? Well, a lot of people ask me if I'm Hispanic, to which I'm like, no, and you've been following me for how long? But I know about you. Like, you can't gossip, like I said about my siblings too. Like you can't gossip about your in Spanish, because she will, you know what I mean?

You know what's it called? The conjugation of verbs may be a little harder, but like you understand it yeah yeah for the most part yeah i grew up in santa anna california period and it's almost all mexican people and it's part of orange county which is a notoriously racist and wealthy county they usually go hand in hand right and they hate including san anna because it's like mostly mexican people and i was like it's on the tip of my tongue yeah and then i went to corona high school which is all almost entirely mexican student but i grew up literally my mom changed schools like i changed schools when I went, or districts when I went to high school. And my mom said, I started developing

an accent. So I started talking, I started talking like a ranchero. Like, that's like how an accent I had on my words. Yeah. So my mom was like, yeah, I got to start mixing you with other people. It's going to get offensive if you get older. You were giving hot chito girl. Yeah, that's how I talked. Wait, I know you were in those cookie monster pajamas. Walk in the mile. Tweety bird, tweetie bird pajamas. No, my friends who are like German, French from Miami, They talk like me. Like when we're in Miami, they're like talking like me. Like I can't understand like why he wouldn't text you.

Like you're the whole package. You know, like they talk like that. I know. That's why I started developing an accent. So that's when my mom was like, yeah, we got to do something about that. Got to change that. It's going to get offensive as you get older. But I speak more Spanish than I do someone, which is crazy.

But it's true. Girl, when you posted that video of you doing the lyrics, I'm like, I get tongue tied. I get tongue tied when I'm listening to like Benito. Yeah, because Puerto Rican, Spanish. is even harder. Yeah, it's like every, it's like, they talk so fast. Southern versus New York.

I made a video once where I was like, I thought I spoke Spanish and I have to Google the lyrics. And people were like, how dare you? I'm like, aren't you going to Puerto Rico? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, it's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be so fucking fun.

Oh my God, are you excited? I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. My neighbors had happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me all fucking day. And I like, that's mean. You think I'm an Aquarius?

I literally. You hear me crying watching. bridges over Madison County every day. You know I'm a cancer. You know I'm a cancer. And my neighbor had a baby, has a newborn baby. So I was like, but then afterwards they came out, they were like, that was such a great way to wake up on Sunday.

So I was like, who'd you guys vote for? Quick poll really quickly. Hey, hey, hey, hey. If I say I'm for public libraries. But I have this weird thing where I'm like, I feel, but it's maybe the delusion. I feel like there is a love arc for me.

bad money and I think I'm sick and I think there's not one Latina on TikTok that doesn't feel the same way. I'll freak out. You'll freak out? If that happens, I'll freak out in a good way. I'll be very happy for you. And that heartbreak will really... You could manifest it into reality. I see it for you. I thought with back on when you say that. Why? She said, I like the way you talk to me when you have that wig on. But it's like, when I say that out loud to people, I'm like, I'm manifesting a love art. And the other Latina next to me is like, me too. And I'm like, okay. I think I see it for you.

Thank you. You know? I love that for you. Can you cut that out? What do you mean? This is the place where we manifest it. What do you think, Eric? Don't you see it?

I believe in you. I believe in miracles. Praise your things have happened. Yeah. I think I'm going to end up with. Can you describe them for me? Because I know Drew has a hypothetical. Yeah, I do.

Tall. Wigged. Wigged. Rich. Right. I don't know, girl. Nice. I don't know.

I'm hoping he likes you or you like him. I don't know. But at this rate, we're not. At this rate, I don't think you can be very picky anymore. I think crazy is like the man you deserve is like impossible to find. Do you know what I mean? Like the man that you deserve. That's too.

with that. It's like, I don't know. But Benito's a close second. Yeah. I would say. I'm like, I hope I date him because that heartbreak would really re-invigorate my workout. Right. Like that would, I'd be the best shape of my life. And then you have an album about you. Yeah. I think that would be a beautiful thing. That would be a beautiful thing. But yeah, he's a, when he says you don't want me, I will, I'm, like, I will cheat on you. When he says it in songs, I believe him. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I believe that too. Yeah.

beautiful thank you that really is I see that your jacket's Valentino vintage yeah I got her on eBay I love that I'm an eBay

of course you are What's your most exciting thing you found on eBay This diamond ring It was like a birthday present to myself Which I don't know I just always wanted Like some diamonds

Not as big as that one T get into it Like I'm gonna rob you I'm gonna leave the studio Everyone's like Where's her ring And I'm like I'm gonna be running

running down the stairs. Like, you can't catch me. I know, I told people that he built it all by himself and I had no say in it whatsoever. It's fucking beautiful. You built, like, designed it. Yeah, I was like, you forged it. I know.

I was like. They would honestly, I would believe it if he told me he did that. If he welded? He welded it, yeah. No, he, he already had the design and everything. It's funny because I never once sent him any cuts or anything like, because I don't know anything about that at all. Like shapes and,

Like I had no way of knowing. And I think like two or three weeks before he proposed to me, I like randomly saw a video on my TikTok about Tuamois rings, which are like, it's like two stones. So like one is on the wedding. And then they connect, like they cross like that. It's like really pretty. And I was like, oh, that's really pretty, that kind of design.

And he was like, yeah. And then he said the next three weeks, he was like, oh, my God, she's going to fucking hate it. I didn't even know. And then he said he texts the jeweler and was like, can I try and make it a Twanuan? He was like, it's going to take like six more months. And he was like, okay, I'll just give it to her.

And then if she hates it, I'll just redo it. And I was like, hates this. That's crazy, bitch. It's like perfect. It is perfect. Perfect. And it's so. Yeah, it's not two.

And it's two rings. It just fits you. Yeah. I thought so. It's like I feel like it. He said, I feel like it looks like you. Yeah. In a ring.

Teabit. Because this one's a David Yerman ring. He gave me for my birthday last year. Oh, cute. And he was like part of my stack. It looks like a wedding. Yeah. That's beautiful.

So then I had a feeling. Yeah, it does, huh? Oh, I love. I'm going to have one more on top. I wear a David Yerman. I wear every day, too. Cute. Look at us.

That's so cute. We love that for us. We left this ring at a house party. And these are my rings from Etsy. Well, these are my, well, we all have Carnelian. Do you have any Carnelian? No. Teffy does.

See, they emailed each other about outfits, about rings. They said, we're going to match, and Eric's going to be in the middle. Ha-ha. We are matching. And then he came with a wig. Yeah. And what's wrong with that? So?

I'm being targeted. I'm so scared that you're going to title this. Are bisexual men real? I'm scared. No, I'm going to title it. I want to have a baby. Wait, we have some fun facts about you guys. Okay.

Because Amanda does her research. So this one, it says, Tephy's first video on YouTube is called Miley Cyrus turns her hospital room into a studio. Can you, do you want to explain that to us? I'm not. Is that from the Teffy show? I don't know what it was. What did she do in it?

Is it a skit? No. I think that she was dating Cody Simpson. That was a dark era and I feel like people forget that. Who was a pop star and now was an Olympic swimmer. And looks like a Komoto dragon. And he also dated Gigi Hadid. He was like a lot of lore to him and they dated and I was like, that's really weird.

And I was like, I don't really mean that. her and then they would do songs together and we all go through Eret. She's the encyclopedia of pop culture. Right. No, dead ass. Well, he was a model first and then he got it. And then another Teffi fact, it says on Tevi's Facebook,

her favorite book is listed as her favorite book is listed as Love in the Time of Colera. Colera. Colora. Yeah, that's by Gabrielle Garcia, Marr. By, excuse me, I'm stuttering. Why would you look at

my Facebook? That is horrible. that's only so I can link my Instagram for analytics. That's because Gabriel Garcia Marquez wrote that book and it's essentially about a book where someone is down so bad

he waits 50 years to be with this woman again. And I just... It's all making sense. Yeah, it's all adding up. The woman, the main character can't be, the two main characters can't be together and he's so lovesick about it

that he starts eat, like his heartbreak is so immense, he starts eating dirt and leaves. And I was like, I understand that on a cellular level. You're all I've ever eaten is my own hair. Period. Over, man. Period. It's okay.

I have fun ones about Eric, too. A fun ones. I'm really scared. It says, Eric, your favorite color is green. So he used to be an assistant manager at Palio's Pizza Cafe in Texas. And also worked at Best Buy for four months. Oh, yeah. Best Buy was hell on earth.

That's where straight people go to like, I don't know, do something demonic. Behind the city, I was a warehouse. You would be the most useless Best Buy worker. I was a warehouse worker. They had me on, I was in the middle of, I was, because it was, okay, girl. Did you have that brace for your back, too? They didn't, they didn't give me the brace. I was young and spry, okay?

They did have me, like, try to do the forklift. I almost crashed it. Like, they could be, like, I didn't have the license. You driving a forklift? I was going to make a joke about that. I can't believe you actually. I can whip it. No, I could do it.

You can do it now? Allegedly. They didn't want me to. My nightmare is hearing that he, he, and turning around and it's Eric. I could do it. I can do it. In the wig. No, it was like, I was in the warehouse, though.

And, but like the minimum wage in Texas is still $750. Yeah. Oh, yeah, girl. It was like, and so that one was like, I think I got paid $11 an hour to work the warehouse. I was like, I'm fucking rich, bitch. Oh my God. Like it was like the best pay I'd got like gotten offered. Maybe it was even $10.

Like I don't even know. It was like. You're crazy. But it was like for me it was like good money. You started looking at houses on Zillow. And I could have. And I could. And I literally and then I got there and it was like the meanest white bitch you've ever.

She was running that warehouse like the Navy. Yeah. Like it was awful. And then it was like these like these in sale kind of like straight guys. Yeah. Bald. Yeah. large oh sorry and like weird just like we like we like we have anything in common

it was hard and i wasn't want to talk about high school musical they didn't want to talk about nothing that i didn't not they didn't want to talk about Zach Cameron in 17 i was barking oh 17 again yeah he was in his prime yeah 17 again yeah it says it also says on here that uh you have said that Zach Efron and avon Jogia were your gay awakenings yeah so oh my god victorious yeah I wanted him bad we're mutuals how would you watch a TV me too no I I remember I was like there was like a scene in high school musical where like Corbin blue and Zach Efron got like really close and then I think that maybe they're

singing each other I get really close and I was like I wanted them kiss so bad every everyone want to be in the middle so you I want to get in there I want to get in there every sports game I've watched I'm like fuck each other and what if you guys kiss like think about it you watch UFC or boxing. They want to kiss each other so bad. They want to be inside each other so bad. They're like about to, it's like really intimate. Right. It's more intimate than kissing to be honest.

Whatever they're doing. When I want. It's just for play. You don't know what happens after. We don't see in that locker room. Yeah. We don't know what going on. Like when I, when I post my rugby players on my story and I'm just like, let's get the sound on these weight lifting rooms.

You know what I'm like? Let's go a bikeed up in there. I'm suddenly so passionate. I got so many DMs with being like, girl, you don't want, you don't want a rugby player. They all fuck each other. And they're like, I did it a rugby player and I caught him fucking his teammate. I was like, show me. You're all, it sounds like it's my time.

I was like, that sounds like your ideal man. Wow. Paint the scene for me. That's so crazy. That's crazy. Where do they practice like every other day? Or in March? Somewhere I can be close or like I should go see for myself.

Yeah. Was your, was your. You like Zach Efron in high school musical? Yeah. Yeah. High school musical too. Specifically. When they made his eyes like laser blue.

When they gave him blue contact. Yeah. And then they like made him tan, a little tan. I just need you to imagine him saying this in the warehouse. Like I can't. I was in that warehouse like afraid. I was like, Did you put on your, like when my brother, like that man, boy, yeah.

Code switch. Yeah, I did. Yeah. With the same movements. You're doing that voice, but still acting the same. Did you get that shit in Eric? Yeah, I did. I got that.

I got that shipment. Is he shaking your shoulders? No, no. I don't think they see right through it, Queen. And back then I had like a buzz cut and like these little square glasses. No, I can. It was, I was, I was, going to that Berlin club. What's it called Bergenheim?

I was giving, I was giving Best Buy Office siren. Like, you guys didn't get it. You guys didn't get it back then. I was ahead of my, I was ahead of my time. You were the Kim of the Family. Those khakis were tight, okay? I was a personality hire too. Oh, I've been, oh, yeah, most times.

My first job out of college, I was actually working with my mom. My mom and sister both quit before I did because I'm a Virgo So I was like, I need a plan before I leave. And then I remember my new manager said one thing to me that I didn't like. And I was like, I'm out of here. I immediately was like. And then when I left, I was telling my sister, I'm like, you should have known by my fashion nova jeans that I wasn't going to be in this bitch for very long.

No. What job with it? Like what time? I was, at that time, I did public outreach for major infrastructure projects, which is fancy talk for I go door to door and tell people that construction is happening near them and it's going to suck for the next like 20 years if you're cool do you want to receive emails about the

construction and so I got me and Dason were doing that Yeah I think I remember you saying this some door to door Yeah and we were both like knocking on doors Do you want to receive emails? It's funny because Taffey was telling us earlier that someone said something really racist to her yesterday Yeah

When we were working this job Yeah this happened to us when we were working this job all the time Because we're working in Orange County It's really racist Somebody told me to go back to where I come from yesterday Yeah Really? Yeah, and she said she was in Greenpoint?

Yeah, I was leaving Jubilee. Oh my God, that's crazy. That's why she was like, it was so random happening over there. We worked this job, we got that all the time. They were like, go back to where you came from. Also, like, Jason is so non-confrontational that I hear it's like, okay. This guy was like yelling at her once for like 20 minutes, like about the, about the construction. And it was at those neighborhood meetings.

I don't know if you guys know anything about. Because Jason's going to stop the construction. No, for real. When they would scream at me, I'd be like, Like, well, I'm in a too small blue polo on your porch at 12 noon. Fashion Nova. Don't make these calls. I have Nike free runs from 2009 on my feet.

I don't make the call about the freeway. I just don't. Can you imagine if I did, though? Like, I was like, nah, do it to them. And then I get to go and tell you myself. One time we were at a meeting, though, because old people love those neighborhood meetings. The town halls. Oh, my God.

Yeah. And so this guy came and he was like yelling at Jason about their freeway. for like 20 minutes. So she goes, okay, so do you want the email? Like, do you want to like receive me? Like, she's trying to like customer service her way out of it. And he goes, what's your citizenship? And then she goes, what?

Like, she's like confused. He goes, where are you from? And she goes, here? And he goes, you're not from here. Where do you originate from? And that's when I came in. And I said, why do you need to know that? What do you need that for?

Does that have to do with the emails or no? And then after that, when we left that meeting, she was like, yeah, I can't do this anymore. Like, that's so crazy. Yeah, one time she got a call, someone called, uh, and needed to know what kind of asphalt they used on the 405 freeway. Why? Okay.

California. They just need to know. They like needed to know. So she had to like go talk to someone and figure it out and then call them. Is it the OG mix? Yeah. I just want to know. Is it the kind that's hard or the kind that's like bouncing?

Is that going to make a difference? Like it's so good to be loud as fuck. I think, I think people are bored. It's true. And it was always old people. So like, but that was my job right out of college. It was that.

That sucks so bad. It was horrible. It was so bad. And it was like the worst job in the world. And we were also my family and I called them booth bitches where we like run booths at like little local fairs. Oh, the best. That job I didn't care about because I just got to sit there. But we used to pass out like things that make people come to your table.

You know like like, you know those stress balls? We used to have ones that were shaped like orange cones, like carpet cones. So we would put them out and those are really popular people who come, can I have one of these? Sure, but you got to sign up, whatever, right? And I remember these little white kids came up to the table. This is like the first time I'm working this booth. And this little kid runs up, he's like,

can I have one of these with his two little friends? I'm like, yeah, sure, and I give it to him. He's probably like 11. He takes it, turns around to his friend who's around the same age, goes, uh, uh, uh, of his butt with my traffic cone. I watched that happen. I go, and then he turns around and they run away laughing. He comes back like an hour later, goes, can I have another traffic cone?

And I go, no, you can't. And he goes, I'm going to tell my mom. I go, tell your mom to come over here and I'll tell her what you did with the last one. How about that? And then he was like, you're mean. And he ran away and he goes, why don't you step back from the table? I'll run the table. I know my friend Ricky, who's also in her.

I was in an elevator with her, and there were like these two little kids. I think around the same age as that little traffic cone fucker. And they're like to mean like, you're weird. And without hesitation, Ricky said, I fight kids. I said, okay. Okay, this is also my building. Oh, God. Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry. She does. That's why I'm scared. She does. I fight kids. Like, Ricky, you know, Ricky. I know my birthday. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. For my birthday party bus. Yeah. Talk about a place to shake ass. We weren't going 40 down the road. She was shaking, like she was shaking ass on that bus. I know Laura's wife is showing everyone times where her tits. You know, that's great.

Welcome to the city. If you have to mobilize the club for it to happen, I'm going to do it. Right. That's what you got to create the vibe. picturing you at one of these booths. I can't even imagine. I have no business. business being there.

You'd be in charge of client relationship management. I was real good at it, though, when I wanted to be. I know. And I just like, I imagine you with like this hair, this glam, and you're out there in like a hundred degree weather, like, you want a fucking cone or not. Take it. Don't take it. I don't get fuck.

I need 250 signups. Please just do it. Like, I would picture you in the wig only at the booth. Oh, I would kill them. Me at a table is the same as you in the warehouse. We got no business being there. I was good in the warehouse. Y'all don't see the vision, but I was good in the warehouse.

I've never transferred a call as a receptionist and not hung up on them by accident. Yeah. Personality hires. Thank God we ended up here. Because they were like managers, like assistant. Like me, like I was an assistant manager. Like I was just great. Palos pizza cafe.

No, they needed like like literally like I need to tell you. I was 17. They gave me the key to the restaurant. the code to the safe. I was doing the food orders. We didn't have cheese at the pizza restaurant because I didn't order enough. I was like, why am I in charge?

It's a pizza kitchen. You don't have cheese. No, literally. And he's over here going, you guys were never managers? I was 17. And I'll never forget. Like, I'll never forget.

One time I left the restaurant unlocked. And I left it unlocked. To close up, you left it unlocked. And the managers came in there. And like, the door was just open. I said a picture in the work group chat They're like, who is who? No, that's when you go.

Guys, speak up. Speak up because who ever did this? I didn't claim it. I was like, who did that? You're right. Whoever did that's so irresponsible. Who did that, you guys? Like, seriously? No, I've never been given a managerial role.

Like, please. And I made $8.50 an hour. And I would have let the bitch open. Yeah, me. No, like, take it out of my paycheck. Sorry. That's so. Crazy. It was so crazy. I did work in a restaurant for like a hot second.

They did make me manager of Equinox for like one day. And that one day, I did go to a rave and I had to open it at 5am and I showed up at 7 a.m. And I was so scared. And I showed up like hanging eyelash. I remember you were like, what if you were like, I've been here for hours. I don't know where you did. I didn't hear you guys knocking. You have like back. I'm covered in glitter. Yeah, I have been here for hours. No girl they knew I wasn't The last fact on here is Just that the new season of Traders is on

And both of you guys went to Scotland together That was the best trip of my life That was like so Yeah like I bet That was like when I tell you the last night Next time we'll try and get you on the list I knew so many people on that trip Yeah

Remi was the one that like they told Remy About the trip and Remy was like No take my friends and she put our names on Like she fought for me She fought for like air They were like put it it be such a good group. So if it wasn't for Remy, and it was the best. It was like the best.

We cried the last night and then I spilled it my shot of tequila. God forbid I'm a little fucking fun on Remy's head. God forbid we have a woohoo time. And then she got mad at me, but then we made up. Oh. Yeah. I was like scared to meet Remy. Because I met-

Was your time meeting Remy? I met her one time before and I didn't realize she was like the host of the event. So she literally said hi to me and then like ran away. But we didn't know. like never met, like, met. And I didn't know anything about her, really. Yeah, she went to Fiji with them the year before, so she, like, knew everybody. Oh, okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, for Love Island. Yeah. That one, actually, I did get invited to. Oh, yeah, the Love Island one. Well, they said it wasn't worth it because, like, Fiji's, like, so, it was so far, and, like, it was such a hassle of production.

Yeah, and it was also, like, rainy as fuck, like, almost the entire time. I've only been invited on a couple brand trips. One of them was to St. Bart's with Way, which I love Way so much. I love way. I love them. I'm obsessed with them. And they invite me to same parts. And I was like, I was like, yeah.

Like I'll take, I'll take my man. We'll do like a little vacation thing. Girl, I missed my flight three fucking times. It wasn't meant to be. And it wasn't my fault. And I said, God does not want me to get on that plane. And I am taking the hand and going the fuck home. I don't know.

And but I will say it wasn't my fault that I missed the flight. That's the one thing I'm not late to is flights. I'm late to everything else, but a flight, no fucking way. And so that one, they fucked up my car. So I was late the first time. Then I got a hotel, went back again. Then they canceled it. Then I went home, went back a third time.

And then it got delayed three hours. And by that point, it's like, you have to take a plane to a plane to a plane. I was going to miss almost the entire trip. Yeah. Not worth it. But I will say that third time, they booked me at private, like the private airport, a part of LAX, which I had never been to in my fucking life. That thing is nuts. Like you want to talk about a wealth disparity.

That shit's crazy. I've never seen anything like it. Like they pull in. All these people open the doors. You come out. They take your luggage. They're like, we're going to put them right on the plane.

Come inside this. Like, it looks like a cigar lounge. Looks like a fucking speakeasy. You go inside, everything's free. And they're like, sit down. And then they have like a full spa. They have a gym.

They have places you can sleep. A gym? Yeah. That's crazy. They have been equinox instead of TSA? Yeah. And then they come in and they're like, hey, do you need anything?

Like, everything's free. They keep coming. They come back. And then they're like, we'll come 40 minutes before your flight and ask if you want to board and then we'll come 30 minutes if you don't we'll come at 30 minutes before and then they walk you to the stairs and they take you directly on the planes that sit you in your seat what and i was like and i thought precheck was fucking that girl i thought delta one i thought when i delta one i was like yeah yeah i'm a human being just like you i'm no that's not even that's

not even close to what like real actual famous people do it would get to my head if i did that too you would be intolerable no like i thought the pod you ever had a pod you ever had a pod Oh, yeah. I went to Japan in the pod and I was like, I don't want to leave. Let's go back to New York so I can do another 15. Take a laugh. No, I agree. It's like it's like it's a pod's crazy.

It's something about, I don't know, it's like my, this is my little apartment. What is, what is Brandy say in Cinderella? In my little corner. You know what I'm talking about? No. Oh my God. Impossible. Just kidding.

Things aren't happening. No. No, I've seen it. I thought you would join me. God damn it, Eric. I'll sing. Okay, she's trying to get me to sing so many times. One thing about her, she loves to sing.

She does. She loves karaoke. It's scary. Like, I get really intimidated. I put on Come Clean by Hillary, Hillary Duff, and I didn't know all the lyrics, and she really got mad at me. I did.

I got really upset. I was like, I forgot some of the... Let the rain come down. You said you're literally making me nervous. No, I literally got scared. I'm getting scared. He goes, sorry, sorry. I don't...

He goes, I just picked it because it was fun, and I only read the lyrics. I didn't listen to a song. Wait, way, way, way, way, way. That's what you said in Scotland. When we did karaoke, the last night, and Remy decided to do at last, what the fuck, she killed it.

Do you mom remember this? We were drinking. And I'm really shy, and I'm really, like, just to myself. Like, I don't really go to this type of thing. You say you're nonchalant. You're nonchalant. That's what men are saying now.

I'm shalant about most things. Yeah, they're like, I'm a nonchalant kind of guy. I think it's just code for not wanting to care. No, it's a... I want to shoot you like shit and I don't want you to get mad at me for it. It's not my goal. Yeah, yeah. But on the karaoke night, you did complain and then you were like,

you were getting the chorus wrong, so I was getting, agitated. Mad. Just kidding. No, not agitated. Angry. So I was like, I went off to, you know this song? And he said, and you said, it's all my karaoke clips because it's like a fun song,

but I just never, like, haven't listened to the song. I haven't listened to it a while. You want to be a vibe curator. You said I'm here for vibes. I was like, that's a good song. I forgot the words. My fucking bad. My bad.

And she was like, yes, you're bad. Get off the stage. And then I did. Yes, you're bad. Get off the stage. And I did Valerie. Oh, that was good. That was really good.

Period. Thank you. Come clean is a great. It's a good karaoke song. I did it the other weekend. And if anyone wants to know, I didn't do anything because I wasn't invited to that. No, but we are going to. Peacock told me to fuck off and did not invite me to that trip.

So next time babe. Oh, I would have preferred you there, but some other people on that trip. Let me tell you. That's fine. But I will say, I love Remy. Like, I was like bringing that up. Yeah, I love her.

She's like everything. I would want her to be in real life. Like, I just wanted to say that. I can love her. She's so unintentionally funny. Yeah. Her vibe. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no.

About like. No, like, it's like so funny. But her sister also manages, like, my social media because she has a business where it's like second home social. fuck sorry Nikki she does my my Snapchat like she helps me with all that stuff

that's so nice yeah and so they when I call Nick Nikki they talk exactly the same so sometimes I talk to Nicky and I'm like is rem me fucking with me like she's pretending to be here she's like hey girl I just cut off the phone with Snapchat and I'm like and they don't want

and I'm like they're parent trapping you yes yeah so they're switching places she might be fucking with you I want to confess something to you guys that I'm pursuing in my in my off time as a hobby. Wait, seriously?

I'm getting scared. It has nothing to do with anything. I just thought of it because you guys were talking about karaoke. It has nothing to do with karaoke. But I think I'm going to try to be a DJ. Are you actually? I'm dead ass. No way.

That'd be so fucking. And it actually has to do with what we're talking about about the club. Yeah. Yeah, because I feel like, it got to be a vibe curator. Yeah. And so I told Brittany about it. like on New Year's Eve.

She was like, fuck you. And I was like, no, I'm being dead ass. I'm being serious. What would your DJ name be? I honestly don't know. I'm still thinking about it.

I'm, I'm toying with a DJ name or just going by my own name. But like, I, she was like, who are you DJing for? Like, what's your audience?

And I was like, the horse. Once that, the pussy poppers. Yeah. Whoever's on the streets. That's, like, whoever is a whore.

You should be DJ nonchalon. Right. DJ nonchalon. When the bait drops and it's like, incredible and everyone goes, you're just like, yeah. So if y'all see me at the boy room, don't ask any question. Period. Like practicing? Yeah, I do. I have, I have tables and everything. No way. Yeah, because

Billy got it for me for Christmas. It's so funny because I jokingly, I said it early last year and my whole family and everyone was like, yeah, okay. And I was like, I'm being dead ass. That's one of those things where I'm like, I feel like if I spend enough time, I could get good at it. Yeah. And so, and I can't sing for shit. So that music industry is going to let me in one way or another. Okay. Everybody welcome. I'm going to force my way in the door. Wait, okay. I got it. I got it. Spotify. Spotify. Listen up.

Verified Spotify, DJ. Everybody put your hands together for DJed nonchalant. Why don't you care? See, I have it already. I don't want to do like EDM or like house or or anything like that. No, I want nasty ass shaking music like for the girls. You know what I mean? That's so fun. Right. I was like, I

got a DJ for the horse. The horrors need one. And I'm coming. When you said the horse, I thought he said the horse. And I was like, who's the horse? No, hoars. That's what Flores said. With a W and a Z. When Flores, the other guy was talking to my best friend, instead of saying, I heard it from the horse's mouth, she thought it was, I heard it straight from that horse's mouth. I go,

who? I like that version better. Like, I thought you liked her. Like, what are you talking about? I heard it from the source. Before, okay, before we wrap up really quick, what do you all have going on? You guys have anything new going on? You want to talk about? Um, I'm coming out with merch. Yay!

So exciting. Um, I have like hats and shirts and socks coming up. Yes. Okay. Okay. Right. Um, and potentially, I mean, this year at some point, a podcast. So, yay!

Yay! So excited. I'll keep y'all updated. Follow me Rico Tequito on all social media platforms. See? Yeah. And Eric is so, we've been joking a lot. Eric is so creative.

He is so, he has like the mind of. an artist. His zine is incredible. Truly. The mind and I love your candles. Oh, thanks. Oh my god. I have I have a cancel. I'm gonna say. Groove gives. I have a candle line. Every candle makes a donation of someone in need. So yeah. Eric and Eric's boyfriend are both artis. They're so she. Ruben's Flannette. Everyone? Yeah, love Rubin. He makes clothes. They're really, really cool. He makes figurines. Yeah, toys. I have them in my bag. They're stunning. Yeah, he's like so he's really talented. They're so chic. I know. Really cool stuff.

Like I will say. You guys are so chic together. I agree. We love them. Yes. We love Eric and Rubin. Aw. You guys are so artistic makes me sick to my stomach.

Yes. Teffi. I have a cat. Margellina Jolie. Who we love. She's a new man. She's a gem. Coming this year.

Maybe you guys know him. His name's Brad Bunny. His name's Jesus Christ. I'm binding Jesus Christ this year. For him. For him. Won't he do it? Won't he do it?

If he believes. leaves in you at all he'll bring bad money to your door. I don't care who I have to pray to. Oh, me get a little smooth. Would a kiss kill you? That's what I said to people. Why would a kiss kill you? They're like, get out of my office.

I like, hey. All right. What do I have? I have like a column coming out with a certain publication. I have a podcast. Well, I'm hello Tephy. Yes, literally. catch me online.

She's always up to something. I know. Tevi's working. It's always interesting. Even watching her stories. I'm like, oh my God. I know.

She's always up to something. She has the funniest tea always. Always. She knows everyone's information. I never think I'm working hard enough. And then I talk to Eric. He goes, bitch, are you tired? That's what that.

I know. She tells me that too. I'm like, I'm like, you haven't stopped. You haven't been back home in six months. I know. I've been home for three Saturdays. It's crazy.

She was, she was telling me the longest story about someone when she was at my house. And then she like, she breezes past, I'll tell you who it is after. She breezes past a celebrity. She's like, oh, she fucking hates me. And I said, why?

She said, probably because her man's always DMing me. And I go, wait, hold on. And then I tell, because I know who her man is. And then I said, wait, let's circle back to this before we keep going. Let's circle back. That man's DMing you. And then she goes, yeah, but it's like normal shit. I'm all normal shit.

Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Like, hi, hello. How are you? What's the fucking kid? Right. Is it illegal to kiss now? No, now it's wrong to kiss. Okay.

Tevi's the most interesting woman in the world. Yeah. On the world, too. Her mind? Her mind. Her mind. Her mind.

I want to have a baby. Yeah, ma. I don't. I want to travel. Well, thank you both for coming back and keying with me. I fucking love both of you. anything usable.

We'll let you know. In the edit, we'll let you know. We can take the podcast. It's 15 minutes. Thank God. Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode. Thank you so much to my amazing guest,

Eric and Tephy. One more time for the camera where can everybody find you? At Rico Tequito on all social media platforms. In your dreams. Hello, Tuffy. Everywhere you can find Eric, you can find me. They're twins.

Thank you both so much for coming. I fucking love y'all. And thank you both so much for tuning into this episode. Don't forget new episodes of the comment section come out every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video for free and exclusively on our favorite platform Spotify. Thank you so much to Eric and Teffi. Thank you so much to all of you and I'll see you next week. Bye.

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