The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Our guest this week is Vanilla Mace!! Vanilla and Drew do a live blind unboxing and talk about Twitch streaming, Vanilla adopting a cat from her weed dealer, her job burning down right before she clocked in, the time Drew got flipped by a male stripper, and so much more! Shop Billie in-store and at ⁠⁠https://www.mybillie.com Vanilla IG: https://www.instagram.com/vanilllamace/?hl=en Vanilla Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vanillamace?lang=en Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You talking to me? Kayak, got that right. There's this woman at my gym and she, every time she sees me, this is like the fourth time that she's done it. She's like, I know you probably hate your hair. I know you probably hate it. But I love it. She's like, no, I think it is so cute. It is so cute.

I know you really probably hate it. I know you hate that shit. I'm like, wait. Hey, everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry, me, your favorite. Everybody knows me who cares about me. On to the guest today. we have the iconic, the hilarious, the unbelievably gorgeous, Vanilla Mace.

Woo! Oh my God. Hello. Thank you. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to have you. I'm so excited to be here. We were kind of king beforehand, but I was telling you, I am familiar with your content,

but only recently when you went super viral for the blind boxes, did I realize you were following me? That's when I followed you back. But I used to watch your videos when you were pretending to be a DJ. Oh, my God. I was like, I love this. That'll do it. Yeah. Oh my God.

That is so funny. That was like, I feel like one of the kind of like little like stick series things that I did that kind of people were like still to this day like people will be like, I love your DJ videos. I'm like, girl, it's been like three years. I did one of those. But thank you. That's the first time I remember seeing you. Oh my God. That's so funny.

Thank you so much. Which I love. And I saw recently that you got booked because of your DJ videos. I did. I did actually. You said lying on the resume got me. Yeah. No, actually.

I'm still scared. I really. have not been practicing if I'm being honest. So we're going to kind of just wing it and see how it goes. Don't if they're watching this and people who book me just, no, it's going great. It's really going great. But yeah, so I am excited about that. But I mean, nervous, but it's going to be great. I think so. It's all about vibes. Yeah, exactly. When it comes to DJing, I've told everyone already that I have picked up DJing as a hobby, or I'm trying to anyway. I figure if white dudes especially can do it, I can do it. Absolutely. I can master anything they touch.

And I can't sing for shit. And I'll do it better. Yeah, exactly. And I can't sing at all. So I'm like, they're going to let me in that music industry one way or another. Figure that's my way in. Yeah. And you just kind of, I feel like, again, like you said, the vibe.

Like, it's just, as long as you look good up there. Right. It really doesn't matter. Like, are they going to know? Like, if my whole set's pre-recorded, like, who's really going to know? You know what I mean? I look good. So that's what they're going to remember.

Yes. Exactly. Exactly. And I remember when I was saying that, I was like, I'm being serious. And I got like all the shit for it. Like I got the table, like my man got me a table and like programming and all this stuff. I really have fun doing it. It is very hard.

But I'm having a good time. And I remember my friend was asking me, she's like, who are you DJing for? Like who's the audience? And I was like, the horse. Like literally like, I need people to bust it open wide on this like now. Right. I want you to have the feeling that I had in the club. Yeah.

When I was in the club back and the clubs are gone. They are dead. Nobody wants to dance. Nobody wants to get down. Like it's just. It's really honestly, it's horrible. It's so tragic. And that's, no, seriously, though, that's the thing.

I'm just like, if I am like in the club, like, I want to shake a little ass. Like, is that too much to ask for nowadays? I want to dance and not be, like, threatened. Yeah, yeah, actually. So I'm just like, yeah. And that's why, you know, again, the event that I'm going to be doing, it's like around pride. So I'm just like, okay, great. So it's just going to be like all the girls gays days.

Like, and we're all just going to have a good time. Oh, that's who I'm trying to DJ for for real. Exactly. Like, and they're going to love it regardless. Right. because I went to Coachella this year. Did you go to Coachella? No.

It was fun. It was a good time. That's my personal nightmare. It's Coachella. I'm like honestly. Honestly. You know what's funny? Mine too.

Really? But you know what? So brave. That's obviously very brave for you. And I remember I was going. I was like, I'm prioritizing hor sets this year because all my friends are gay, which I love. But they are annoying.

And so like they want to go hold hands in the grass and watch the marias. I would love to do that. I'll do that too. But I was like, but also I am going to make a stop at Glower. I don't want anyone to get mad at me. Yeah. But I went and saw DJ Mustard, and that was the best set I've ever watched in my life. And I'm being so serious.

No, I bet it was, honestly. He was the best. He is my Mozart. Yeah. Honestly. The Mozart of our generation. He's my Mozart. For real.

Like, no, so good. It's so good. He has so many, like, bangers. So many. I couldn't even, like, I couldn't even, like, I couldn't even fathom what that set was like. He opened with Rack City and brought out Tyga, which, but the song. but the song banging. Right, right.

And it was funny because he was on at the same time as Lady Gaga. Oh. And I love Lady Gaga. But see, I would buy tickets to go see Lady Gaga. I wouldn't buy tickets to go see mustard. So I was weighing my bets. I was like, okay, maybe I'll split the difference. Right, right.

And then I heard those like first three bars of Rack City. I was like, I ain't making it to Lady Gaga. Just like, yeah, you're like, I'm sorry. Gaga. Forgive me, Gaga. Like, forgive me. Yeah. And then right after that, he played like, I'm different by two chains.

Okay. And paranoid by Tidalasine. I was like, I'm sad. I'm parked. Yeah. I mean, like, these are like, these are bangers.

Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Gaga. I'm sorry. But now I can't wait for that to be you. You being DJ Mustard. Oh, yeah.

And then I'm going to go enjoy your set. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it. I know. Honestly, I'm just like, that's what I just want to get up there and just like do stuff that like no one's ever done.

Like, and I don't know. Like, Papa Titty. Like I don't know. Like it's just something like it just needs to be different. And it needs to be like, it's like, it's like the white guys. It's like, okay, we get it.

Like the fist bump. It's like, it's so tired. Like, I need to do something different. Something out of the box. Yeah. Yeah. But I want to, I want to back up a little bit, talk about your lore, how you got into, I know you stream, you do YouTube and now you're doing obviously TikTok too.

But I'd love to know how you got into content creation. How'd you get started? Okay. So basically, um, I posted a TikTok one day. And, uh, it, I literally posted it and closed my phone, went to bed and I woke up and had like a million likes. I'm like, what the? Like I just, it was like 2018. I'm like, I don't even know how this app works. So I'm being honest. Like, remember what it was. And it was, okay, it's this video of me. And, um, I have this light up pinata that I got from this arcade. And it's just

plastic and it has like a little stick that it comes with. And every time you hit the hit it with the stick, it like changes a different color. And in the video, I'm just like, I'm going to act out a scene. If I were on a date and this is what I would do. And so I like, and you're just, fucking pinata and I'm just like, let me set some mood lighting. And I just like beat the shit out of a pinata and it turns like a million different colors. And it just went like stupid viral, whatever. And I was like, oh, cool.

Like that's cool. And then I just like never again, because I was like, this was back when like nobody took TikTok series. They all thought it was like like musically like a joke kind of a thing. So I just was like, okay, that's cool. And then never really did anything with it. And then I started streaming on Twitch in like 2021. And it was more just like for me.

me like for fun and it would be like literally me and like four of my friends in the chat and I'd be like hey guys like I'd be like twice four nine today yeah literally like two dumb bitches saying exactly like literally like my two brain cells in the thing like it was just like yeah and so it was more like for fun and for me something I would do like on my free time um and because I used to dance too I used to dance at the ship club and that was yeah my god I'm so glad I'm out of my girl oh yeah I'm happy for you yeah thank you but um so that was the thing too was like it became something where I was like okay I mean I got a I got to work mom's got to make some money so I couldn't really stream as often as I wanted to so I kind of like you know put that to the side for a little bit yeah and then um started posting more on TikTok doing the DJ stuff and like just kind of random stuff and like gaining a little bit more of a following and then found out that you could go live on TikTok almost like a Twitch kind of a thing where you could stream your like desktop and like play games on there too so I was like oh let me try this out and um that went really well and people were like, come, come over to Twitch. I was like, girl, I was, where were y'all at?

I was like, I was there. It was me and my three friends. I was like, where were you guys? So I eventually went back over there and then now it's kind of like what it is now. Period. And then recently, very recently, you went super viral for the blind boxes. Yes. And how I know, I also know you have an extensive collection.

I know you love to collect. Love a trinket. You love a little chotchky. Yeah, I love it. It's so funny because I saw your videos of where you're showing your shelf. with all your collectibles. And it's funny because my sister's house looks exactly like yours.

Really? All the same thing. She collects them, puts them where dishes should be. They're all inside there. Yeah, she has an all glass cabinet in the kitchen. And she's like, well, that's where all my sunny angels are going to go. And I go where you're supposed to put crystal.

She's like, yeah, yeah, right here. I have the little shelves and everything. It's perfect. Yeah. Like, yeah. I feel her. I feel her on that. Like, no, literally.

I'm like everything needs to be like in its little place untouched. And I love it. I just love looking at it. It's just one of those things. I'm like, I love tiny things. Anything cute and tiny. I'm like,

an ugly little collectible. Yeah. Just sign me up. Literally, I'm like, oh my God, just give it to me. I need it.

Yeah. When I see little ugly things, I'm like, my sister would love that. You're like, oh, she would die. Yeah. And I'll buy it for her.

Yeah. And she'll be like, she's like, that's the best thing. I'm like, that's the best thing in the receipt. You know, it's really me.

I'm like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is about it, but I'm just like, I need that in my pocket now. Like, I just need it. I need to take that home.

Yeah. One time my, my fiance, he was buying coffee for us. And then he saw these little stickers. And there was one that was like cherries, but they had these ugly little faces on them. They were like hand-drawn stickers.

It looked really cool. And he got it. And he was like, oh, here's coffee for everyone. And then he gave it to my sister. And she goes, what's this?

And he goes, I saw it. I just thought you'd like it because don't you like stuff like this? And she was like, yeah whatever whatever like I don't want men get it you're like okay all right like he's he's in too deep now like yeah that's so funny fuck ever it was like last year she's done him for years oh my god and then like yeah like a blind box like if there is just like there's options it's it's just it's girl gambling that's really all it's it's just it's girl gambling it's like it's just

it's a mystery it's exciting the adrenaline every time I'm like yeah this like this this fits I think it's cute too that you were like It doesn't matter how old you are. You can still buy things that bring you joy. Yeah. Like, why do we have to act like, yeah, like we can't just like stuff anymore. Like I have to, okay, like let me get my briefcase and here I go. Like, please.

Like, can I just like like a little sunny angels? For real. You crack your briefcase. It's all sunny angels. Yeah, no literally. I'm like, well. All skull pandas and signs. Yeah.

Let me go through my files. Yeah. Do you have any goals, any goals that you want to do? Like, anything's you want to pursue now that you're kind of leaning in full time to social. Like as far as like a podcast, you want to act? I mean, I think it would be cool to have like some, some sort of little like cameo on like a little show or something.

That'd be cool to have a little like side, you know, role where they're like, wait, I've seen her. Like something cute like that. I would be so great. I would live. I think that would be cool.

I've like dabbled in that, the idea of like doing some sort of like acting kind of a thing. I think you would thrive. And you have an unclockable face. And I'm being so dead ass. Really? You have a beautiful gorgeous face. Oh my God.

Thank you so much. And that's half the battle. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I know. Seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But my God, thank you so much. Yeah, of course. I'm one of those people. I'm like, I hate my side profile. So I'm always just like so bad. Like literally so bad. It's like this like meme in my community. Like whatever they'll like screenshot.

They're like, oh, here we go. Like here's her side pro. Like and they like send it. I'm like enough enough. Like they know how much I hate it. And they're like, ooh, this is not a good angle. I will say when I started like doing this for a living, I had never looked at myself more ever in my life.

And also, like, I'm sure you could tell about me. I've had an unbridled confidence for a long-ass time. Love. I joke that I was well, I was like balls deep in body neutrality until I started doing this. Like, I remember when I first started doing my man, I started getting weight, obviously because it's happy weight, whatever. Yeah. And I had a belly button piercing at the time.

And my belly button rings like weren't fitting anymore. And I was like, that's so weird. What's happening? Yeah. And then I literally told my man, I was like, they just make them in different sizes, you know? Like some are small, some are short. Well, that's not true. Really?

That's not true at all. They're all the same size. Oh, that's news to me. I just had a bigger belly, so they just weren't fitting. You're like, oh, okay. I thought that there was like the extra small, extra large versions. Like, I didn't even consider the fact. Yeah, consider the fact that maybe a few pounds could have been added on.

Like, no, there, no, this one's like, it's shrunk in the wash or something. I don't know. Something's definitely wrong with this one. Yeah. It's defective. But once I started doing this for living, I started, I started being, not even looking at myself, it was almost like how people would perceive me. Because to this day, I was just telling Trixie Mattel is to this. To this day, I still get compliments, like, they're supposed to be compliments in person where they go, you're so much prettier in person.

And I go, oh, right. Okay. So what did you mean by that? So let's break that down, actually. So when you say that. And it's like hearing it for, I'm not kidding, years. I've heard that for years. So now I'm like,

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celebrating its 40th anniversary. You in? Must be 21 to enter. You guys are starting to make me think I'm boof-ass ugly. Like, am I literally like, what do I look like on this camera to you people? Like, I'm actually scared. No. That's, that's any sort of like backhanded thing like that, oh my God, like literally grinds my gear so bad. Get used to it.

You're getting big. You're getting big now. I know. I posted a video. I posted a video not too long ago about there's this woman at my gym and she, every time she sees me. This is like the fourth time that she's done it. She's like, I know you probably hate your. hair. I know you probably hate it, but I love it. She's like, no, I think it is so cute. It is so

cute. I know you really probably hate it. I'm like, wait. I'm actually, this is like, I want my hair to look like this. I'm like, wait. And I'm like, oh, I'm actually never felt more confident about what? Yeah, I'm like, actually, wait, I really like you right now. I'm like, wait, should I shave it off again? Like, I don't know. So I'm like, oh, this is like, I'm not, this is like the third or fourth time she's done this. Like I see her like multiple times. Like the first time it was like, your hair is so cute. Your little curls. And then it like progressively got like more and more like, like now I feel like next she's going to be like, oh, your hair. I know you cannot fucking stand it. Like I feel like it's just going to get worse every time I see this woman. So here she comes.

Ugly haircut girl. You go. I'm like what did I do? But it's like, and I don't even know how to respond in that moment because she's so, she's genuinely so nice. Like I really don't think she realizes. They're not meaning to be rude. I'm like, you know what, girl? Yeah, I love my fuck-ass haircut, I guess. You know, whatever. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

I fucking love your haircut. Thank you. Even recently, I got that when I was hosting, I was at the Rove, right? And I was like, I hosted something with my friend Dylan Mulvaney. And then after I finished, I was walking around. And this lady came up to me, she's like, I fucking love you. She's like an older white woman. Fucking love you.

Love yourself. Walks away. And then my fiance goes, that lady was at the talk thing. And I go, oh, was she? was she was like in the audience he goes no she walked by while you were talking on the mic and she they like roped it off so she was outside the rope right behind my fiance and she goes oh i know that girl that girl's on tic-tog she like makes fun of man i love her and then while she's watching she goes man she looks better in person and then she walks away like will it ever end no and i when he tells me

i go i wasn't even there and i got hit like she she fucking hit me and i wasn't even there like literally like like behind the like take me out in the back of the barn behind the head and Like, like, oh my God. Like, are you kidding me? I can't catch a break. Yeah, I said, girl, let me get up. Like, like, literally. Oh, my God.

That's so funny. There was actually, this is so humbling, but what genuinely one of the funniest comments, like that I've ever seen. I did a Jubilee video a while back. And it was one of those, like, dating by like, it was like by body type kind of a thing. Okay. And so we're literally like, damn near in our underwear. And it's like one of the ones where they pull the curtain up and stuff. Oh, like they look at your shoes first.

Yes. Yes. Yes, okay. So at one point in the video, I say this is still before my face is like, before you could see my face. And I say like in the video that like, oh, I dance. Like, you know, I dance at the club because they ask like what we do for a living. Yeah.

And so I'm like scrolling through the video got like so many views. I'm like looking through the comments one day. I'm like, let me see what people are talking about. You know what I mean? And for the most part, everyone's being so nice. They're like, oh my God, all the girls are so sweet and amazing. Like love this cast, such a cute group. There's one comment.

It goes, where did she dance at? the gas station. He said, oh, oh, oh, right. And I got a kick to it. That has a little kick to it. Literally, still to this day, I'm like, no, no. He, like, that was so fucking funny. I unlocked my phone.

I was like, way. I was like, oh. So, Jubilee, can we delete that video? Like, get it, like, the whole, like, the whole thing. Delete it now. Oh my God, but so funny. You know what's so many years ago, like when I was to working nine to five, I got called in to do a Jubilee video.

Like, I, they asked for whatever. I sent something in. they asked me to come and my sister went with me. I skipped work that day to go. I went into the studio. And I really felt, I was like, damn, this is crazy. I'd never been on a set like that or anything like that. And I was like, whoa, this is crazy. And then I do it. And I forget, it was like, we were looking at people's Instagrams and then like just basically coming up with what kind of person we thought they were. Okay. Like describing what kind of person they would be in their head. And so they showed me like a few profiles and then eventually like you meet the person like they bring up and then we

all meet and then we all talk about who we really are and see if we were right on our assumptions and I thought it was supposed to be funny I did not think that it was like get serious looks kind like I wasn't oh you're like kind of reading them yeah yeah yeah but like in a funny way I wasn't like yeah no but like yeah like just like funny little I was like well I figured like that's why we're here like it's personality driven, right? And I was cracking them bitches up. Like, they were all laughing at all the shit I was saying. And I, I remember one of the things I said was someone I was looking at. I was like, they look like they love, okay, clearly they love designer because they were like wearing designer in every picture. And I was like, but this kind of designer, it feels, it feels very consignment.

It feels very, it feels the shop second hand. The ones in Palm Springs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they laughed really hard. And I remember that guy actually was really did not like me because he didn't like that joke because I guess he really did shop there all the time. I didn't actually like took it personally like hey I didn't know you were at the outlets like yeah I mean hey I'm mad and I don't want to talk bad on your hobby yeah but I thought the goal was to make people laugh so I was like kind of reading them all I was cracking them up they never used the footage like not once I hope it's gone forever because I'm just like deleted and then everyone my god she looks so much better in person yeah that one I would be like you're right I do I don't photograph well right right

But I did do lost archives of Jubilee. Wow. Look at us. We're two Jubilee girls. I know. I love kind of love that. And I'm also reading here that you're a Virgo. I am a Virgo.

So am I. Are you really? Yes. When's your birthday? I'm August 25th. Oh, I'm, that's actually my anniversary. Oh my God. You're a baby.

We. Awesome. You are parents. Yes. Oh my God. Wait, that's so cute. Yeah. I love that for you guys.

Okay, fine. Okay. Okay. Wait. That's my cousin's birthday. I'm like, okay, wait. Me. Yeah.

You're my cousin. Oh my God. Oh my God. That would be fun. That is so, look at us. Two Virgos. That's why you're so fucking funny. But I do have some fun facts about you.

Okay, okay. Let's talk about it. On here it says you have a tabby cat named Chai and another cat named Miso. Yes. Which I did, I did actually knew you had two cats. When did you get them? Okay, so Chai, I got her. She's seven now.

So before I lived out here, I lived in Boston. Boston. And literally like three days before I moved like out of my like parents house to Boston, I was like, I need a cat. I don't know. That's like probably the worst timing. Like why would I decide anyway. So I'm like, all right, I need a I need a companion. You know what I mean for this? Yeah. Yeah. Right. So I was, you know, on Snapchat one day and a friend of mine posted a little kitten. And I was like, oh my God, who's cat? He was like mine. I'm like, well, where does you get this cat? He was like my weed dealer. I said, oh, like are there more? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can. I go like pick one up. He was like a plug of multiple things. Yeah right. So I was like well I need one like yeah. He was like yeah, hit him up. So literally it was like yeah like a transaction of sorts where I would just was like hey I'm here for the cat. He was like all right yeah yeah. And he like took me inside. He took me inside like literal trap house by the way. And so he's like yeah, we just need to like find them. I'm like oh. They're like they're like seven or eight weeks old. They're like babies. He's like they should be in here. He's like they're far.

probably here somewhere. So I'm like, okay, you think they would be in a contained space with a mother or something? I don't know. So I'm like, hey, you know, I'm not going to tell you how to like raise your cats, whatever. So I'm like, okay. So he like goes in like a completely different room. I'm just, I'm in the kitchen at this point. I'm standing in the kitchen.

And I see a cat walk out, but it was very, it was the mom. It was not one of the babies. I was like, okay, well, there's the mom, I think. And then like two seconds later, a little baby like starts meowing and walks out from behind the fridge. And I was like, oh, wait, there's one. in here. I was like, wait, here's one. And then they like came back and they were like, oh, yeah, you have that one. I was like, okay. I was like, I really wanted a girl cat too,

because I grew up with boy cats. And I was like, I wanted a girl cat. Like, you know, I wanted, I need a daughter. So I was just like, oh, is it a boy or a girl? And then they picked her up and they were like, I think it's a girl. I was just like, okay, sure. Easy. It works for me. And so I took her home and she's been like literally the best. She's like literally the best cat ever. And she's such an angel. Yeah. And then you have another. know. Yeah, I'm like, I can't really say it. No, I'm kidding.

Love him, but he is, he is a character. He's just, it's like, you get one and they're like the best, like they don't do anything bad. And then you're like, I need another one.

And then the second one is always just like the literal spawn of Satan. I'm just like, okay. Um, he's so funny though. He's just like so bizarre. Like all my friends are just like, he's just,

he's so fucking weird. Like, like he's just like in the corner like, like he's just so strange. And I can't even like, his mannerisms and just the stuff that he does, he's just a weird little guy. And when he was younger,

he's kind of growing out of it now because he's probably like two or three-ish now. He was so bad. He would get into everything. Like things that were like unfathomable, like that chai would never even think about like trying to bite or like ruining. I'm like, what? Like it was honestly like respect the creativity, bro. Like I really am like,

oh, it happens when you let men in the house. Yeah, yes, I know. I'm like, oh, you've ruined everything. Yeah. So it's like the cats don't have a great thing. going. And like you're going to come in here with this masculine energy and I don't know. Like bro, I don't know if you could stay here much longer. But I love him. He's hilarious. He is. But he's just like, yeah, weird little guy. How'd you get him? Just adopt him from another friend.

I was what else is weed dealer? I was just like looking around at adoption centers like around here. Because at this point, this was when I was in L.A. and I was just like I looking. I went to like two or three different adoption centers. And I was like, okay. You know. And then I went to this. one last one. I was like, let me just try this one before I go home. And I wasn't like set on going home with a cat that day, but I was like, I mean, I just want to like see what they got, you know, wouldn't hurt. And it was called like Heaven on Earth, something like that. And they had, they had a lot of cats. And they were like, oh, we usually do buy appointment only, but it was like kind of dead that day. Yeah. So they were like, it just come in, like, you know, come look around. And they were like, we just got these three guys in. And they were, they were babies. Not as small as chai was when

I got her, but still tiny. And it was. the three of them, they were brothers. She was like, yeah, somebody just found them, like, on the street and brought them here. And, you know, we got them fixed and they're all good. They're, like, ready to go. And immediately, at out the three of them, I was like, oh, he's really cute. Like, I just was, like, drawn to him. I was like, oh, he's adorable.

Yeah. And so I was, like, holding him for a little bit. And they were like, oh, you want to, like, look around. Look at the other cats. I'm like, yeah. So I do a little lap. And then I was like, let me go. I want to go back and look at that one again.

As I go back into that room, there are, there's a couple of these two guys. and they are like literally, this is only like within 10 minutes, by the way. Like they're like signing the paperwork for, I'm like, who are they taking? Who are they taking? Not him. Please. And then they were taking the other two, but not the one that, not my son. I was like, wait, no.

I can't leave him here by himself now. I was like, no, I have to take him. So honestly, it all worked out so perfectly. They're like, that one's fucking weird. They were like, wait, look at him. He's fucking weird. Leave that one here. And literally, I'm like, I guess it was the only one that I didn't see.

that like everyone else like could tell that he was a fucking weirdo but me but I was like oh so yeah so I took him and yeah period you know it's funny I have two frenchies and the first one his name is squid and my other one's name is tuna oh yeah so and squid was my first baby that we got my my man got him for me for like our anniversary because I when we moved into a new home I really wanted an animal especially working from home all the time and he was working still as a trainer at the time so I was always by myself at home and I was not loving your age TNT or T mobile bill. Yeah, we've been hearing that a lot. Good news. Bring your AT&T or T mobile bill to Verizon and we'll give you a better deal. So get away from that unfortunate phone bill and get to Verizon. Run, ride, canoe. Whatever it takes, we'll be here. Bring your AT&T or T mobile bill to a Verizon store today and we'll give you a better deal on the best network on the best network on the best network. No surprises. That's Verizon. Best Network based on Route Metrics, Best Overall Mobile Network, Performing, All Rights Reserved. It must provide a recent consumer mobile bill in the name of the person who gave me the deal. Additional Terms Conditions and Restrictions Apply. I was like, this sucks.

It's so sad in this fucking house. Like nothing to do. Yeah. I was like, not my man. I need something else. Yeah. Yeah. I need an animal.

So he adopted our Frenchy squid, but he got him from a friend. And that, that, well, I used the term friend loosely. Yeah. He knew him. Okay. But he would that guy's also on drugs. So look at that. Some of the best animals.

Come from just like maybe not so great. The weirdest places. Yeah. Like maybe just like just some not so great. Yeah, I adopted when we got him, after he got older, we were like, he actually got super, super energetic because like Frenchies have so much energy. Yeah, they do. And so I always say Frenches, if you have a lot of time and money, they're great dogs. Oh, awesome. Yeah, no, literally. If you don't have time or money, don't get them. Don't. Please do not. Yeah. My best friend has one too, and that's like, agreed. Yeah. And they work better in duos because they have so much energy. So I was like, I need to get him a friend because the window is close. And that's like, I'm to where I become that person with that dog that's like too much because he's always the best boy like he's so sweet he never barks he never attacks he just has too much energy he just like can't even contain it and they can't even help it too it's so funny or like oh my god literally when i go to my friend's

house i'm like her friend she like you would think that i am like jesus christ standing right in front of her that's how excited she gets just to see somebody that's like not her mom like it's just i'm like oh my god oh my god i know just for no reason like every single time it's for no way And I love it though, but yeah, they do have a lot of energy. He has so much. And we even got him trained. Like, we trained him up to a certain point. And then he stopped listening to me.

He's like, wait. I actually don't have to do anything. Like he just realized. I'm actually realizing I never have to listen. He like, he became self-aware in that moment. He's like, fuck. And it's funny because at one point my mom was dog sitting for me. And my mom goes, I think he's deaf.

And I go, really? And she goes, yeah. And I go, oh, no, girl, he just doesn't listen. No, he just don't give a fuck. Like he literally, that's him ignoring you. really just doesn't care. Which is ironic because when we got a new one, my,

like when we fostered the other one, it's because he was being rehomed because his owner got a new job and he was like, I'm too busy. I can't watch him. And he's completely deaf. Oh, really? Yeah, which we wasn't on the application. I didn't know that.

He did not tell me that till I was in person. Oh. But I remember when I looked at the pictures, I was like, something about this dog is speaking to me. Even though the pictures were awful because they were taken by a single man. You know men don't know how to take pictures of shit, but especially not a dog.

Yeah. Like the pictures were like a hundred yards away. They were like, horrible angles, like blurry. Really. I was like, and I was like, and I was showing those profile pictures. Like I was like, look it. I'm going to go see this dog today. And my whole family was like, oh.

Even my man was like, are you sure? And I was like, let's just go see in person. He's way cuter in person. That's one we could say. You look way better in person. You're like, oh no, he looked way. Oh my God. He looks way better in person.

I'm going to write a hate comment. You look so much better in person. Yeah, you're like, oh. Well, then it turns out he is my son, right? Because we're both thuggos on the internet, but really good looking in person, apparently. Oh, my God. But then when we talked to him about it, he was like, also, I think he might be deaf. I go, thank.

And he was like, well, yeah, I just haven't gotten him tested because I guess the hearing test is like $400. And the answers is just yes or no. It's just like, yeah. No, he can't hear shit. Yeah. I mean, okay, thanks. And he's like, I kind of didn't want to pay for it. I was like, I don't blame you.

That is crazy. That's real. Yeah. And I was, because it's not affecting his quality of life at all. Like, he can still run and walk in everything normally. So when I fostered him,

I took him to my vet to like have him like checked out and stuff. And I said the same thing. I'm like, they said he, they think he might be deaf. And then his doctor was like, all right. And then he was like,

can you hold this? And he gave me this big giant tin of like treats. And I was like, yeah. And then he goes, he turned my dog around. And he goes, just drop it on the ground.

And so I did. And he didn't. flinch, not even a little. And my other dog was in the room and was immediately, and then we heard barking back there and he goes, yeah, he's deaf. And I go, imagine that was the test. It was $400.

No, that's genuinely. Like, they're like, all right, we'll be right back with him. They take him back. Yeah, they do. They're like, I drop it. Yeah. Like, literally, that's exact. All right.

Yeah. It's $400. Yeah. They take him back. Genuinely. Yeah. He's deaf. All right.

No, that's honestly, like, the easiest way to do what I mean. So, I mean, and now I know for sure. Which is funny because, because recently. because recently I took him to the hospital because he was not feeling well and I was panicking. And when I took him, I was like, I just have to tell you guys he is deaf.

And they were like, oh, good to know. And when they brought him back out to me, he's fine. He ate, he ate a fucking berry from the backyard and spit it out of his butt the other day. Oh, no. He's healed now. Okay, he's good.

Yeah, charge me a fuck ton of money, but yeah, he's good now. Hey, thank God. Yeah, drop a couple racks. Thank God. Thanks. Yeah. No more berries for you.

Yeah. And when he came out, you would have thought, my dogs love the vet because they go and they get a lot of attention and treats. So when she walked him out, it was like he was on a victory tour. Like he was just stopping at every nurse. Yeah, yeah, literally like, hey. Stops at every nurse. They're all bye tuna, bye. On his way.

Like he's like literally like, okay. So I get it. Having two, one bad, one good. Yeah. I feel that. Honestly. It says on here that you rose to fame for Twitch streams and YouTube videos playing. tons of video games from Roblox to dress to impress to horror games.

Yeah. Yeah. You are a gamer girl. Yes. Yes. Very much gamer girl. Like, okay. Roblox as far as just like literal mindless like just so stupid but like so much fun.

Like when you you don't even have to like use your brain to play like it's so much fun. I've never played Roblox. Oh my God. You got to get on there. Dress. Dress to impress is a good place to start. I do love dress to impress. So fun.

Yeah. I'm like so fun. Love a good dress to impress. But yeah. than that there's just like all these little like lobbies people are like talking to each other and stuff and there's there's like a there's one called cake off it's like the cake version of dress to impress we have to make a cake in like five minutes and it's like there's themes i'm like can put in the icing on and like i love that but um i also really like storyline games because i'm not really like a movie

person and i i hate that i'm not because i feel left out all the time like everyone's like oh my god did you see? I'm like, no. Like I haven't seen. I never watch anything new. I'm like, yeah, I really haven't seen. Like, even like old stuff that everyone's seen. I'm like, yeah, you never found the time to do that one. So I don't know. Like, um.

And I don't care to. Yeah. And that's really it. Yeah. Like some super famous movies like Godfather. I'm like, I'm like, yeah. No, literally same. I'm like, uh, I, yeah.

I mean, I kind of like. I believe you. Yeah. I believe. Yeah. I bet it's good. I bet it's a lot of guys in it. Some people shooting guns.

I don't know. Sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of, yeah, I'm like the same thing. So I would rather just. Yeah, I'd rather play it because I'm like, okay, it's like, gives me something to do. Also probably like some sort of undiagnosed ADHD going on or something where I'm just like,

I feel like I need to be like doing something constantly. But I love a good storyline game because, yeah, you're like, you feel like you're in it. I'm like this is fun. I love that. And like horror games too. That's like only more recently did I start to get into horror games because fun fact when I was younger, I was like petrified of anything. like horror, horror movies.

Like, you're so me. Me too. I was like, it was also just, I grew up in a Catholic household and it was more of like the like the fear of God like instilled in you and I'm like, oh my God, he's watching me. Like all the time. I just was like super scared of just like anything like surrounding like just anything that would be typically like evil or scary. Like devil possession. Oh, fuck no.

Like my friends actually when I was in middle school or whenever the movie came out, I'm pretty she was like middle school or early high school whenever insidious came out. Oh, yes. I had literally never seen a scary movie like in my life. And my friends convinced me we were at the, because like the movie theater like inside of the mall like kind of a thing. When you're all hanging out. Yeah, they were like, let's go see a movie.

I'm like, okay, yeah. So we're like looking at like the posters or whatever. They're like, let's go see this one. And insidious. I'm like, what is that? Like what's it about? They're like, oh, it's like about a boy in his family. And I'm like, oh.

And I'm like looking at the poster. It's like literally it was like a house and like a creepy boy. And I'm like, he looks kind of fucking weird. I don't know. I was like, okay, yeah, let's go, whatever. So we like go see the movie. Right. And literally within the first like 10 minutes, I'm like there's like a warning where

it's just like this movie is like causing like paranormal or just something like where they try to freak you out in the beginning with like the text or whatever. I was like, wait, guys. Wait. I was like, wait, no, no. I didn't sign up for this. And I was like literally crying the entire time. And they were, they thought it was hilarious.

I'm like, that's still to this day, traumatic. for me. But yeah, now I'm like, I love, I don't know what happened, but I'm like, I love horror games now. I think there's so much fun. Yeah, I don't, maybe it's a Virgo thing. I was the same way. I was very afraid of everything scary. And I didn't really like anything. Like, I didn't want to pursue it at the same time. Yeah. I think like, as I got older, I sometimes would get tricked into it or my friends would be like, I'm just going to put it on. And then, yeah. And then everyone fall asleep and I'd be the only one watching. You're like, whizding your nails. Like, yeah. For real. I remember when I, I was. I remember when I was just going to put it on. I'm just. I

remember when I saw a hereditary when that came out in theaters. I saw it in theaters, but that's my stupid sister's fault because she was like, we should go watch this movie together. It's supposed to be really good. And I was like, well, is it scary, scary or is it just like whatever scary? She's like, no, it's like a thriller. Yeah, she's like, it's 824. Yeah. She's like, no, it's like a thriller. I was so fucked up over that movie. That, okay, no. It's like stayed with me. Yeah. I actually was just talking about that movie recently with some of my friends because they were like doing like a rerun of it. at some theater and they went to go see it and they were like that movie is like fucked up i was like yeah it really is you see uh midsumar have you seen that i've never seen that okay that one

okay that one will fuck you up a little bit yeah because after i watch hereditary i know midsummer came out right after that and when that came out my sister was like oh i think i'm gonna go see i was like you you were like you're like you're like no no no i'm not listening to fuck you i'm not yeah i'm like the thing with like the 824 i'm like there's some of them that are like quirky cue and then when they like then they like then they go down the road where i'm like okay it's like the point of no no no this is like i'm not no no this is like like this is darksided, this is darksided. Yeah, that was one of those that I had to watch like a bunch of happy stuff when I got home to

like cleanse my brain. You put on like the baby fucking fruit sensory video. Like you're just like, I can't do this. Miss Rachel. Yeah. I'm going to ask her to help me. Okay. It says right here that last year you'd been thinking of quitting your job as a dancer and then got a video that the club you worked out was burning down. You're all the universe works in a mysterious. Rest and peace. Actually, that was like genuinely probably one of the craziest things ever because that's like literally not, like that's not made up. Like the club burnt down like burnt to the ground.

So basically, yeah. So I was like kind of like, oh yeah, no, you're fine. Oh my God, I know, huh? Two o'clock on the money. For real. Prime crime time. Yeah, so I was kind of like one foot in, one foot out with like the streaming because I was like, you know, it was cute and I was making a little bit of money

but not enough for me to be like, done dancing. hanging up the boots, but I was, you know, trying to get to that point. But I wasn't like, I was just kind of scared to like fully commit. So I was working, but I was not working as much as I was at one point. And I was just like, man, I don't know. Like I've been dancing for like six years at this point. So I was kind of like, eh, you know, kind of like ready to be done with it. Yeah. And I literally call my my best friend at the club. I'm like, yeah, are you going to go to work tonight? I think I'm going to go tonight. It's probably like noon. Like I just woke up not that long ago. I'm like, are you going to go work tonight? She's like, oh, don't.

you haven't heard. I was like, heard what? She's like, the club burned down. I'm like, wait, what do you mean? Like, we would always, the funniest thing, we would always joke. We would literally be like, oh, we're gonna fucking like, fuck this place. Let's just set it on fire. Like, as a joke, like, we would, that was like a little like running schick that we had. Like, oh my God, we've been burn this fucking place down. Yeah. I'm like, wait, which one of you bitches did it for real? like. So, yeah, so she's sending me videos on Instagram of people like recording. Like, there's like, it's on like news, like, you know, like little outlet videos of the club legitimately on fire and I'm like oh and it was in this like um almost like a strip mall kind of a thing which is also

like funny for a strip club to just it's like you know the subway fucking taco spot strip club like I kind of love that though but the whole like all of the businesses like burnt down to the ground so it wasn't like just the club which was like unfortunate for like other other people's businesses and stuff but um yeah so I was joking and like oh my god I bet she somebody some's like crazy ex-boyfriend or something and like that actually genuinely ended up being what happened so Apparently this girl that worked there, her ex or her man or something, he went there at like five in the morning. It was closed. And through a Molotov in there. Yeah. That's crazy. The whole thing down. Yeah. Burned like gone. And so I was like, oh, well, definitely not going to go to work tonight.

Oh, so no work tonight. Yeah. Oh, so I'm just like literally just like ashes around me. I'm just like the pole still with the pole like survived. Like literally I'm just like, come on guys. Like, come on guys. Imagine if the hole still was up, I bet they still be like, you guys can still dance. Oh, it's actually like the strip club doesn't close for anything. When I first started working and I was dancing in Boston, oh my God, they only closed on weirdly enough Fourth of July, okay? Because the guys who frequent the strip club love that fucking holiday. No, literally. And the owners, it's just like every white guy ever.

So I'm like, okay, I guess. Didn't close for Christmas, like any other big holiday. They closed for Fourth of July. And then they would do, there was a party once a year, like a holiday party. and they would close that night for the holiday party. That was it, right? Nothing else. So, and there was like really bad snowstorms in Boston too.

And the way that that club worked is you were on like a schedule. You would pick the days that you'd want to go like two weeks before and you would have to like commit to that schedule. And if you couldn't get somebody to cover your shift, you would have to like have another girl cover your shift. And what we would do, this is actually so bizarre because this, like, that was my first club that I ever worked at. So I didn't know that other clubs like weren't run this way. Most clubs could give two fucks if you show up or not. Like regardless, there's going to be girls that'll come work and like, it's fine. But like if you didn't get someone to cover your shift that you would get like in trouble.

So we would like offer money like $100 take my shift. So I'm like, why am I paying somebody to like to not work? Like yeah. So like, you know, people would like have to take other girls shifts and you know. And then if somebody wouldn't do it, they'd be like, all right, $200. Somebody take my shift. Like the bids would go up. That's how bad I don't want to work.

Yeah. The bids would go up. It was just very bizarre. So I remember the New Year's Day, the club was open. And this is when I was kind of like a newbie. So they were like, you have to work New Year's Day because nobody else wants to. I was like, it's time to refresh your yard during spring backyard days at the Home Depot. Get low prices guaranteed on propane grills starting at $179 like the next grill three burner gas grill.

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Yeah. And it was such a bad snowstorm. It was freezing. The heat goes out at the club, okay? I'm not even joking. The top of the pole was like frosted. That's how cold it was in there. And we're literally in fucking lingerie.

Just like, freezing our asses off. Yeah. To the point where there was like three cusses. but our boss was like, you guys could like wear your coats if you want. I'm like, hey, so I'm in a North Face and stripper heels right now. Like what the fuck this looks insane? And he like literally we were like walking around in like full blown winter coats and heels. And I'm like wearing a pea coat. Yeah. I look like a like a flasher literally. I'm like it was so I'm like, this is just, hey, let's close. They like send somebody to like Walmart to go get space heaters.

I'm like, how about we just wrap it up? Yeah. Like there's three people here. didn't do this. Yeah, I'm like, crazy idea. But let's just go the fuck home. But it's so bizarre. I'm like, what the hell? Like, and you're not even missing out on money because there's like, there's nobody here. Yeah, it's like, regardless.

Yeah. It was so, so weird. That's so funny. They don't close for anything. My first and last time going to a strip club, well, I will say that wasn't my first first time, but it was my first time like really having a strip club experience. It was in Vegas. And it was like, God bless you.

Right. It's out there crazy. Oh, girl. And it was like, that. like a two-story one so it was like girls were on the bottom men around the top and like the energy with the girls on the bottom was so weird and creepy like it was a bunch of men obviously it was like a friday night so it's pretty packed but it's just so quiet like the way they were watching was just so like it's very menacing yeah it feels very like uh batman villain energy yeah and they all looked like

the penguin so there's that too like all the men in there they literally look like crawled out of their mom's basement. So sorry about that. It's very true. The dancers were stunning and gorgeous and so talented, but it's just the men watching. They're just like literally like shriveled up. And they just watch like.

Yeah. And there's just like nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating. Like what's the point? But you want to know what's even worse is when they go, this is also a phenomenon too. They go get bricked up together and then they're like, well, you know, I can't leave him though. I can't.

Like they're like they don't want to like go like leave him to go do a private dance. are like, are you going to be good? Like, are you going to be good if I go? It's five, like, it's five minutes. Tops. You guys are fine. You'll be totally fine. He could, like, he'll be able to navigate without himself, like, without you.

He's okay. Like, so bizarre. That's also like another phenomenon. Usually it's when guys come in like groups of like three or more. Yeah. It's like, yeah, that's kind of how it is. But also too, when it's just two guys coming together, I'm like, oh, so you guys want to kiss each other.

Like, oh, I'm like, oh, okay. So you guys want to get horny and kiss. Yeah. I'm like, okay. That's cute. let's do it like fucker you can't something so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described my experience in a

male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner oh oh oh oh oh i just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time i feel like i'm being chased my god literally that i've actually never been to a male strip club it's awful i don't recommend it. In fact, well, I do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just trying to have a good ass. not me like but i remember my my mom was there and she of course she was and she got she like paid for like a dance for me because it was my 21st birthday weekend and like i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do well they just had me

sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like this big ass white dude Which I will say every other male stripper in there was really short, like, because I'm tall. I'm a tall thick girl. So I'm, I'm six feet tall. Every stripper in there was probably like five, eight. Yeah, you're like, come on, bring me some meat. Yeah. Yeah, I knew like, I knew a little something.

I know. I like a little something on my man. Yeah, right. Like, come on. And everyone was so small. And I remember a lot of their chests were shaved too. And the only reason I knew that is because they kept rubbing on me and it was giving me like rug burn.

Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, queen. Yeah. I was like, you're giving me like, hey, girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Because I went up, but the dude was like six, five, like, which I thought was unheard of for a stripper. I was like a tall, beefy white dude. Like, good looking dude, too. He came up and he was dancing to, you guess it, work from home by Fifth Harmony. Okay. Now, that's awful for another reason. Now every time I hear it, that's what I think of this night. It's just like the PTSD. Yeah, I just go back to this night. Like I'm like, and like, he's just as a construction worker.

given the theme. And he's kind of just dancing around me at first. And it's all gyrating and grinding on me, whatever. Yeah. At one point, though, he, like, obviously, like, if I'm seeing like this, he's, like, over my shit. Right. And because he's so tall his dicks in my face.

In your mouth. Which I'm, like, it's rubbing my nose like this. You know, like, I'm being nudged by it. Yeah. Like, you know, like, my lashes are so big at the time. They're brushing it. You know what I was saying? Like, that's the type of that I was on.

at the time. And then I remember at one point he was like, first of all, while he's doing this, everyone's cheering, he's like making normal conversation with me. And he's like, where are you from?

That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How'd you like Vegas? But he's like actually trying to get to know me. Like he was like,

what are you studying? What do you hope to do with that? Hey, buddy. Now's not the time. Yeah. And then at one point he goes, this is the worst part of the whole night. But he goes,

he's like, stand up. And he like, grabs my hands, makes me stand up. And I'm in, like, a slutty little dress in heels, right? As you should. And then he's, like, dancing, turns around. He, like, bends over.

He's, like, dancing, whatever. I was like, oh, I'm doing the bending. Oh, okay. Oh. This is new. Yeah, you're like, oh. First time, I'm back. They might be into this.

Like, awakened something. And you're like, wait a second, actually. And when he, like, he's, like, doing all that. Then he turns around and he looks at me. And then he said, he said, are you afraid of heights or something like that? I think it was supposed to be a joke. And I go, no, not, not particularly. And then he bends down, grabs me around both legs,

stands back up, twists me like the arms of a clock, bitch. When I tell you I'm upside down, upside down my legs like this. Like face down. And listen, as a big girl, the fear I feel being picked up. Like, as a big girl. Yeah. Like where, what's happening is for you to try and be like, you know what I mean? If I hear that, I'm going to mad.

If I hear one grunt. Oh, my. my god if you even struggle a little bit you better not strain yourself yeah no living put me to you're not going to embarrass me on my birthday on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that to me of all people you would really like I'm literally sweating like reliving it I'm sweating to be

doing it because I'm so panic. I'm panicked. And then just imagining your head dangling like just what's going on. Like everything you see is upside down. Everyone in the crowd's upside down. And I'm looking between his legs at everyone else going. And I at one point when he he spun around,

while he's still holding me in the 69 position, he spun around. And then at that point he was facing the other way. And then through his legs, I could see my sister and my mom. And both of them laughing. Oh, me. And then my sister said, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Like, she was like, that's like a core memory for her now. Oh my God. See, the core memory, the little ball and inside out, it's like yellow for her. And for me, it's fucking red. It's blue sadness. Yeah. Oh my God. It's literally fear.

Wow. Okay, well, now if I was like not convinced enough to never go to a male strip club, but now I definitely am. I know because now when I see the magic mic experience, and stuff. I'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that. I'm not trying to find out. You're like,

it's so, it's so funny to how different, like, the male versus, like women, like, it's two completely different, like,

industries and worlds. And like you said, it's literally just like the hermit guys, like just, like, hunch over and like, you know what I mean? I mean,

not all the time, like, that's also another thing too, a lot of times when guys will come in and they're like, a decently, like they look okay, you know what I mean?

It's like, you're just like a normal fucking looking guy. Yeah. They're like, with guys that look like me all the time do you probably like make your day a little bit better i'm like oh shut the fuck i'm just like bro i don't give a fuck literally who is in this chair right now behind me like please don't believe or not i'm not really looking at faces yeah i'm like actually i'm not here i'm not looking for love like i mean like this yeah bro i'm at work right now like it's really not

that serious i know one of my friends i've a few friends who have danced before and they've told me like one of the most annoying ones they would get would be like i could take you away from all this Yeah, oh yeah. Let me take you away. Let me save you. Literally like, oh, girl, like, yeah, come with me. You don't have to do this anymore. Like, yeah, one that kills me too, it's also just like, you're too pretty to do this.

Bitch, that's why I'm here. What the hell are you talking about? That's the whole job. That's the whole shit. That's literally, I'm like, so you're telling me you paid the cover fee because you wanted to come in here and see ugly bitches. Like, what do you mean by that? Like, like, stop acting like, oh my God. Relax.

Knock it off. Yeah. But that's like, honestly, I feel like I'm kind of like having a full circle moment now. where now that I'm like, okay, doing my little content and shit and like making a little coin, I'm like, okay, I want to go to the club and be that. I mean, like, baby, I could take you out of here. For real. Girl, actually, they might have been on to some.

I could take you away from. Like, I just want to cosplay that. Like, just I just need to feel what that's like to be on the other end. You know what I mean? Yeah, to play a big baller. It says that you had a podcast called Vacancy at Vanillas. You have one currently. And you said, you want to revisit it?

Yeah. So I, like, took a little bit of a break. I've been on a break for, for a room of the podcast. Sorry. I've been on a break from the podcast for a few months because I wanted to kind of... Huh? Oh, the fucking sirens. It's always two, too.

Like, not two o'clock, but I mean two rounds of driving. Aaron back. 50-50 if my zipper's up or down anymore. Take my pants off at home. They come off easy. I'm like, I was four hours I was walking around. Netflix is a joke presents. Nate Bargatsy, big dumb eyes, world to

A special live taping at Into a Dome. I think it's because I'm peeing so much longer. I watch young people come and go. I'm like, tell my family I'm okay. Nate Bar Gatsy, May 9th and 10. Live at Into a dome. Get tickets at Netflix is a joke fest.com. It's crime time.

Yeah, so I'm taking a little bit break from it right now, but I want to possibly revisit it. I think it's fun. Like, don't get me wrong. I love the podcast. because it's just like a little yap session like by myself. Yeah. But I've been trying to do like, yeah,

I'm with more vlogs and stuff lately. But the podcast is really fun because, yeah, I literally just feel like I'm just like on FaceTime with somebody. Like I'm sitting there kind of just like, I've had my friend Rachel on like a few episodes. But other than that, it's usually just me just like in my room just fucking yapping for an hour and love it. It's so much fun.

That's a skill in it of itself. Yeah. I tell people all the time. I think you've got it in spades. Like being able to, especially twitching because like that's live. But talking like being. being able to talk to yourself and no one else for that long is like a skill I think a lot of people don't realize is very difficult. Yeah. People like you and I have it naturally where we're just

annoying. I'm just like I'm like I'm literally, I'm just that annoying like I can talk that much. Could go on forever. Honestly, if you don't stop me, it won't end. Like you really yeah. Yeah. I joke with my, because my fiancee like is the complete opposite of that. Like so I, I just talk at him a lot. Like I'll just tell him all kinds of things and he just listens to me. And like, sometimes I'll be talking for like 40 minutes straight and I'll start like I wanted to tell something I saw on Instagram and I'll end talking about like the Chinese Imperial Army. And I'm like, how did I get here? He's just sitting. He's just listening the whole time. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. He's like,

okay. And then as soon as I get to the end, I'm like, anyways, what was I saying? Yeah. And he goes, you told me you saw something on Instagram and I go, oh, right. Oh, yeah. Those two broke up. Yeah. Can you believe it? That was like that was the whole story. That was all you had to say really though. Like no, yeah, I feel that. I kind of get like a little carried away. Even on Twitch sometimes, although like ask me a question and I'll start answering the question and then like completely like and they're like, well, you never answered the first question. Always like constantly. And that's the thing too like with the podcast. I, um, everyone's always just like, so as far as like the editing like, you know, you have to like edit it. I'm like, oh no, I purposely like try to talk for

the hour straight so that there's very minimal editing. Like I don't really, there's not a lot of cuts. I'm like, I just try to keep it fucking going. I'm like, I don't like to edit more than I have to. I'm like, I'm like, let's just keep it rolling. Yeah, I know. So I'm like, it's usually just the uninterrupted full hour. Just stream of consciousness. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But that's a skill.

It's fucking hard. Sometimes when people ask me like, oh, I want to start a podcast or I want to start this. Like, what do I need to buy? What do I need to do? What's some advice? Yeah. And I always tell them, I'm like, don't buy anything. Don't even think about, don't think about names.

Don't think about any of that. Just set up your phone and record yourself talking for 40 minutes. Like, pick one thing. to start about and then just see if you can do it. And just go, no, literally. Before you even like buy this, you know, the Sony, the fucking mic. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.

And that's the thing, too, at the end of the day, too. It's like, even with, like, Twitch and stuff, like, people will ask me like, oh, like, what kind of, like, you know, what stuff do I need? Like, as far as, like, the computers and the lights and the, I'm like, my, my, like, little setup is so bare bones. It's so, like, low budget. I'm just, it's just, it's whatever, like, barely just works. But, yeah, it's more about, like, the content that you as a person can, like,

produce like it's at the end of the day they're like they're there to watch you you know what i mean like some people's favorite streamers literally stream off of like a 30 dollar fucking webcam that like sucks but they love the the person behind the camera you know what i mean so like yeah so it doesn't always have to be like this you know yeah like people are like well i don't have like all this hype like girl just see if you could fucking do it first you know what i mean like you try it at least before you go yeah i'm a huge proponent of using whatever it is you have yeah it's funny you say that too because like I film all of my videos. I would say 99% of my TikToks in TikTok. Really? Yeah, I filmed them in app. Yeah. I've been doing that since I started making videos. I'll even

edit in TikTok. I don't get fuck. No, literally so easy. They've made it. It's like so much easier too. They got the sound effects. Yeah. I'm like, wait, well, I really don't need much else. Yeah. And I'll, I'll do anything on my phone. If I could buy a home on my phone, I would. Like literally all on my phone. I have like a million and one tabs open because I'm just constantly doing shit on my phone. But I tell people all the time, I was like, I record shit on my iPhone all the time. No, you're so me because I, this is actually really funny. I had never, like, growing up, like, we just had like the family computer. I never really, like had a laptop or anything.

So, and I didn't go to college. So I'm like, I never fucking needed one. Honestly, I'm like, high school was down where I'm like, cool. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Into the strip club. I go. But like, I genuinely, I never really needed like a laptop or anything.

So I never had one. Yeah. And I had got one for the first time in like, probably like, 20, 21. I was just like, okay, like laptop time. Like, I just want to be like grown and sexy. I don't know. I bought it. Never fucking touched it.

Never touched it. Sold it. Because I'm like, I don't even use this thing. And then like when I started, when I actually started the podcast, I'm like, okay. I actually need. But yeah, but like, still to this day, I'm like, I do everything on my phone. I'm like, I use a laptop sometimes. But I'm like, I love, I just love my little phone.

Me too. Easy. It's so easy. Yeah. We were when I, I think, I forget where we were. Oh, when my sister, we threw something for her when she turned 30. and me and my friends were at the house and it was funny because like a lot of our friends

were all in the same industry so like we all do the same shit and so like the first day we were there a lot of us had like brand deals and shit to do and like work so we were all working everyone was working on their laptops I was working on my phone and so I have the cord headphones still too

I always carry them with me and I was editing a brand deal on my phone in TikTok and I was like because my vision is so bad I was literally like I had it this close and I was going like this and I was doing it and my friend took a picture in me she goes, what the fuck are you doing?

Because I was just like this close to it. With the head phone. Yeah. And I was in the picture. I'm smiling because I'm watching myself. You're watching? No. I'm laughing at myself.

Oh my God. And people will always be like, I think it's so funny how you find yourself so funny. Like they'll clip me and I'll watch it back. And I laugh as if it wasn't me that just did that 10 fucking minutes ago. I'm like, that was hilarious. They're like, bro, it's you. I'm like, so what? It's still funny.

Like, no, me else, you'd be laughing too. Yeah, right. I'm like, I don't care. I watch my own shit back. I'm like, still got it. My man, my man told me this the other day. He was like, I hate when I'm watching your videos where I'm like making fun of someone or I'm just making jokes. And I can tell would you make yourself laugh really hard?

Like there are points where he can tell like my eyes light up. Like I'm genuinely like. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. You're like, that was good. Yes. Oh my God.

You're like proud of that one. That's funny as hell. Okay. I have one last one. It says that obviously recently you went viral for blind unboxing and you famously have had some bad luck opening the ones you specifically didn't want. So we brought some here today so we can open them together. Miss Kerry.

Oh my God. Can I have the blind box please? I got you some so we can open them on camera together. Wait, stop. I'm so excited. Oh my God. It's Christmas. Oh, yes.

So fun. I know you like the skull. candy ones. So Carrie went and got them for me, but I don't know what kind they are. But, like, these are different kinds. This is the new series. Ooh, new series alert. Shout out Pop Mart. Wait. Yeah. So I specifically was like, I got to open one with her on camera. Obviously, we have to open together. Okay, well, you have to famously say which ones you really want, which ones you don't want. Which ones you don't want to the box. Which one you really don't want. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. You go first. I'll look. Okay. You're more experienced than me.

Honestly. like unlike the Christmas tree, these ones are actually all really fucking cute. I am really going to be happy with this one, the gonta, this pink one or this one in the middle, the skeleton.

Okay, one I don't want really not fucking with the puppetry, really not rocking with her. And then the carousel lantern is also kind of fucking lame. Yeah, I agree. I was going, okay,

I really would love, I would love the Ganta too Yeah I like this Hill sensor one That's pretty sick Oh yeah Oh yeah

Ooh that's pretty Yeah But I was thinking the same thing The first of all Pan flute Lame Yeah lame And then the pricket

What even is that Yeah Pan flute's like upside down Like girl what are you doing Girl what are you doing Get it right Okay So now we know

Let's open them up I think they have a little tab Also it kills me too In my most recent one Where I bought like the giant Like $300 dollar like the sin real yeah yeah yeah and at the end i'm like thank you pop mart and they're like you're thinking them like you didn't just pay for that shit thank you for taking my money popmar i

appreciate yeah yeah literally i'm like okay you didn't have to go there but hey guys it's my fantasy yeah right let me live it can you hear i bet sound is loving this sounds perfect sounds perfect oh wait i don't want to see what it is don't spoil her for me i wouldn't even tell even if i could how do you get this thing out Oh, here she is. Oh, they're like little spheres. Let me see. They ruin it.

They show you the card on top. Who'd you get? Who'd you get? Ugly little girl. Hold on. Let's see. Just kidding. Just kidding. You're a beautiful queen.

What does it say? I literally got the puppetry once. Really not fucking with her. So did I. The fucking odds. You're right. You are curse. That was the one I said I did.

And it cursed you as well. Like, are you kidding me? Man, your curse is so strong. It hit me at the same time. Well, another looking at her face card is crazy. No, yeah. Her face card is really good. Her face is beat down.

She's got, she's mugged down. Yeah. Easily. But like, it's concerning at this point. Like, genuinely. I'm like, I don't want the puppetry. Okay. The comments on your videos always being like,

do not buy a lottery ticket. Or the edits where it's like they put the sad music behind it. And everyone's like, a case that didn't sit right with me. It's just like, shut. What? Oh, y'all are so annoying. Still on the run. Oh my God, no, literally.

What these are, I love that they're in like a little like their own thing. Wait, this is so much fun. They have their own enclosures. No, this is really cute. I do like, yeah. I love that for her. Look at it. I'm so glad I could give you another unlucky one.

Thank you. No, but I'm learning to love her already. Just like the Christmas trip. Just like the Christmas tree. Yes. Yes. And I'm just. I'm going to cherish her.

No, no. No, genuinely thank you. She's so cute. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. Look at us. Love her. Yeah, I know.

I know. Something or other. Little twins. I'm happy for us. Yeah, just like the Christmas trees. They were twins. So it worked. Twins.

Twins. Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, thank you so much for coming on the show. My God. Thank you for having me. I love you. My God.

It's been amazing. You're so hilarious. I would love to know if you have any advice for anyone who maybe is like streaming or making content up and coming and like maybe they're feeling a little discouraged or disheartened. Obviously now, obviously you've been making. content for a minute but now recently I'm so glad people are now seeing how fucking funny you are. Thank you. And giving and rewarding

you for it. You're hilarious. But do you have any advice for anyone who's making your content? Okay, I would say again, like you don't need like all the bells and whistles like literally just just go for it. You know what I mean? And like people will find you like your little crowd like your niche like they will find you. If you post

enough and like get yourself out there like the people that fuck with you will come and be like girl I fuck with you. So yeah just like just like just And be yourself. Like just trying to like be yourself, be authentic. And I know it's hard when like your first time getting in front of the camera. It's always a little awkward. But the more you do it, the more like it becomes easier every time.

Yeah. And I agree with you about being yourself too. Because you are that I think is what people love the most about you. But it's also I feel like obvious if you're trying to like somebody else or rip off their bit. It's obvious. And then you won't build a following. But yeah. True.

I think that's fantastic advice. I fucking love you. I think you're so funny. I can't wait to see what else you keep doing. Thank you. amazing and thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show thank you so much for my amazing guest vanilla mace where can everybody find you um instagram vanilla mace with three ls twitch and tic-tok is just vanilla mace period look at that make sure you follow vanilla on literally everything

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