The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - PAINT ME LIKE A GOLDEN GLOBE Ft. Bianca Del Rio

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

This week, the legendary (it’s true, whether she likes it or not!!) Bianca del Rio graces the stages of The Comment Section. Drew and Bianca get into it about male standup comedians who think misogyny is hilarious, the wild origin story behind May/June weddings, the chaos Drew would cause at the Golden Globes, why people should stop coming for Taylor Swift, white people who claim they don’t bathe, and so much more. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Bianca: IG / YouTube For sponsorships/partnerships, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey everyone, it's Drew. Before we get into this week's episode, I just want to remind you all some really awesome amazing facts. First of all, the episode you're about to watch is 101. Woo-hoo! A hundred episodes. I've been irritating everybody for over 100 full-length episodes. That's fucking amazing. And if you haven't watched just yet, the 100th episode was actually a compilation of all 100 episodes up until the one you're about to watch now. So make sure y'all go watch the compilation. watch this new episode and y'all watch all 99 others before it because i told you to anyways on to the episode bye i love a review before it comes out this is good and if it sucks that's her fault not mine you know what you went too far i went along with your fucking golden globe joke you can go along

with me bitch pull it out her titty so original everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your favorite everybody knows me nobody ever gives a fuck about me anymore. We already talked about that. On to the guest, everyone's favorite part of every episode, I know. Today we have the legendary, the iconic, the amazing, the wonderful Bianca Del Rio. Those are some serious words to describe me. And I often say, when you say icon and legendary, that just means, oh, right? Isn't that the case? Yeah. Yeah. And the kids use, well, the kids use icon a little too much now. They just throw it away. They're like, oh, she's iconic. She's 12. She's fucking 12.

It's like save that for a Tina Turner, save that for a Beyonce. Don't waste it on some second-rate drag queen. Okay, I'd take it back. Okay, thanks. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Please thank you for having me. I'm honored to have you. Oh, you've got to get out more if you're honored by me.

You're a ledge, really. You're a ledge, right? Yeah, I'm a ledge. Many people have jumped off of me. I guarantee it. Many men have jumped off of me. And gotten off on you. Oh, that too.

There is people with a clown fetish. I must tell you. I guarantee it. It's freaky, though, because it's just, no one you ever like. You know what I mean? It's always like somebody's dad or uncle out of prison where they're not too picky. Yeah. Always like they look like they snuck on earth. That is a perfect description. They're not supposed to be here. Yes. It's like just once could it be someone, I don't know, good looking? That's never the case though. Or if they are good looking, they end up being like a killer or don't pay their taxes or you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, so you don't want any of that. So I'm happy with what I got. Period. Period. Seriously. I'm so honored to have you. I'm a huge fan. Thank you. You have impeccable taste. Thank you so much. You know what's so funny?

It's my show. I joke about it all the time, but I'm like, my show is all my favorite drag queens and gay people. As it should be. As it should be. Yeah, but you know,

it's also, it says something about you if the drag queen's like you. You know what I mean? I take it as a huge compliment. It should be. Yeah, we're a very limited group, you know? Yeah, and we're all fucking bitches.

Well, cunt is a better word. Yeah, a cunt, yeah. I mean, because bitches, bitches here. I mean, anybody could be a bitch, but you need to be a bitch. Yeah. I'm like fucking mean. That's why they love them.

it mean or is it honesty? Um, both. Wait, I'm mentioning honesty as I sit here in a wig. Yeah. Just be yourself. Yeah. Honestly, when I take this head amount off, the whole thing comes off. You say, that's good, though. That's great for TSA. I'm just like you. I put my wig on one bald head at a time. As you should. I think wigs are important. I think it takes a certain type of person to

work, and it takes a certain type of person to admit that they wear a wig. You know, when you're trying to lie to the world, like you're not wearing a wig, like some of these men with these hair, what do they call them now? They're not hair transplants, but it's like a little wiglet slash toupee. A unit? Unit, thank you. And they glue it to the bald head. And then it looks good for about a hot minute.

And then the hair underneath grows on. All I'm thinking about, call me crazy, is the smell. What is festering? It's like a crock pot. It's just dirt, nasty. And this is like straight man funk underneath a wigglet unit. And can you wash the wiglet? Well, you can wash that above, but it's what's underneath.

I mean, I know what my ball smell like. in Panny House for a couple of hours. Yeah, that's a visual. You know what's crazy is like men, well, first off, Katia told me that the term is like, he went to Turkey. You said Katia. That alone takes a minute.

Let's take a minute. She actually formed a sentence. Okay, and she told you what? She told me that when men go get hair transplants, they say, oh, he went to Turkey. Yes. Yeah, and it's also a cheap place to get veneers. Everybody in the UK,

who knows, who knows, to the people in the UK who are fixing their teeth. Proud of you, people. It's important. As a friend of mine once said that some of them smile and it looks like a graveyard, just tombstones spaced out. So I'm all for it. But they go to Turkey to get the teeth and get the wigs.

And I'm like, good for you. Yeah, save a couple dollars. It's true. I mean, because also, you know, getting into that done in America is pretty expensive. Oh, my God, I know. And also, I feel like they've just mastered it. Oh, totally.

Great job. That'll last forever. And you're, like, in a resort for like a week while your head and your teeth heal and then they send you back home it's a good thing right right so when like men like straight men especially when they go and like get hair transplants or get any sort of work done or they inject steroids or whatever i'm always like and if you y'all hate trans people and gay people famously isn't that funny yeah i'm like and then when we call it gender affirming care for you as well all of a sudden it all changes yeah it's a big yeah yeah it's a big deal well it's it's what is it

Mary Lou Retton, who's now complaining about her illness and her madness because now she can't get insurance because of her pre-existing conditions, but yet she was against Obamacare. You know, and it's like, look here, bitch. Look here. Now, you were cute in the Wheaties box a couple years ago, but 20, 30 years ago? Yeah. I think. That it's just like, girl, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

You know what I mean? Karma's a bitch. It is a bitch. She always comes back. And so are we. It's true. She's a Republican. It's a whole other story.

Yeah, so fuck her. She's one of those. Well, I mean, I know many friends that are Republicans. I have friends that are Republicans. Republican and I go okay if that's how you choose to vote that's one thing but then there's like people like her that are problematic. Yeah it's no longer about politics. No just you're an asshole. You hear that Mary Lou?

A asshole. Take that to some assault. I'm like speaking of Mary Lou just kidding. I'm like we actually have her. I'm Mary! So anyways, Bianca, you're a fucking icon. Everybody has quoted you. First of all I do have a pressing question. I know that you're not today Satan quote was like one of the most quoted off your season.

And I'm so curious, like, do you ever get tired of hearing people regurgitate your quotes back to you? Well, you know, it's funny is that when you're filming the show, you're in a bubble, and you have no... I mean, you talk so much shit, and you're trapped in the world, and you have no idea. And truly, I haven't seen the show since it aired,

which was now 10 years ago. So I saw it in a bar with a bunch of other people and saw the episodes. I haven't relived it yet again, but it's so funny what people pick and say, hey, that's the thing. So everybody in my face says it. Also, I said, Bologna, at one point so people bring me baloney. So what I've learned is whatever happened

at that point in time on television is going to haunt you for the rest of your fucking line. Which is why I refuse to go back. You know? Because they're like, we're going to do this winter season. I'm like, I'm good. I came out unscathed. You don't rob the same bank twice. So I never went back. You take your chips and go to the casino while you can. And people are like, well, you're insane. You should go back.

I go, would you go back to high school? Would you? Girl. Exactly. You barely got through it the first time. I feel like drag race is like. American Ninja Warrior, but if you had to sew to. Completely. And perform at the end.

Very much. And put a wig on. But yet you still get motherfuckers that go in there that go, what? I got to do what? Like it's been on what? 17, 18, I don't know how many seasons now. It's been quite a few. Long time.

Long time. Have you seen a huge, like, kind of shift in drag culture with like the, obviously drag has always been really, really popular in like the LGBTQIA plus community. Correct. But now it's kind of transcended into. mainstream, so now everybody loves drag. Sure, everybody wants to be a drag queen. I mean, let's be real here. I mean, look at Ron DeSantis, that little faggot.

He doesn't want anybody doing drag in Florida, and this bitch is wearing her little shit kicker heels. She's the one with platforms, Mary and his wife's eyebrows. Come on. But that's them. But yeah, it is interesting because I often say drag queens are like falling out of the trees right now. Everywhere you look is some bitch going, I'm in drag, I'm in drag. I'm like, I don't want to hear that shit. Like, first of all, everybody does drag for different reasons. Now, understand there's some people who feel as though this is my calling, this is who I am, y'am, yada. It's a job for me, you know, so I don't take myself seriously. But it is interesting to see the people that do take themselves seriously because it's kind of exhausting, you know?

And because of drag race, we now have to hear about everybody's sad story that comes with drag. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, I just can't. I just can't, you know? It's also not exclusive either. I mean, I feel like most drag queens have. Some sort of story. They do, but that doesn't mean everybody wants to hear it.

You know, like when people say, oh, my father didn't like me, my mother hates me, I can see why. I sat with you at lunch. You're a fucking asshole. You said, girl, that's the least of your problems. Exactly. Fix your mug. Don't worry about your broken family. Fix your busted face.

I just can't. Sometimes when men make comments about women wearing too much makeup or what the fuck ever, I'm always like, maybe you should look into it. It's true. I think you could benefit. I think a little concealed. would help a lot of these men out, especially white men. Especially white men. They could use a little color on their face.

A little bronzer would be helpful. The people in Manchester, England, the boys there really try. They do. They get tan. You're laughing already. Have you been to Manchester? No, but you really have it out for British people. No, I don't have it.

I love them over there, but they don't play. Like, they're just, this is it. You know, they can be the straightest guy and have, you know, hair gel. They look like the New Jersey Snookie. What were those people? Oh, the Jersey Shore people. Yeah, the Jersey Shore people. They all look like.

that there and I got look they try it they're in front of a mirror they're glue in the three hairs they have they're and a little bronzer put in an effort I ain't mad effort I ain't mad that's true that is true they had a whole get ready routine like on the Jersey Shore era they gave you glamour for jersey yeah that's what you that's what you're a little shimmer some tan yeah no talent but they did look nice they did look nice regional beauty popular yeah yeah for the time completely so I'm so curious because I know that the world of drag has shifted drastically. And obviously, it's become

so much more than just the show. Obviously, drag itself, existing on its own is so much more than just the show. But the show has popularized it so much. Have you seen, like, a resurgence or maybe a difference in the audience or, like, fans? Like, when I'm on the road doing a show, I'm shocked by the amount of straight girls that come to see me.

And when I see that many straight girls in the audience, I go, thank God Taylor Swift isn't performing tonight. Because that means I have an audience. Because, you know, girls, she's got them the balls. But it is fascinating because you know you don't realize with the television show in general that who's watching it. You know, you have no idea who's at home looking at it. So when I'm out on the road and I do meet and greets, it's so fascinating. I had once, I had a young boy who was 13 in a pair of heels with his grandmother who was about 65. Okay. And she's walking. He's like, this is my

grandmother. And I'm like, this is amazing. The fact that he's staying in there in heels with his grandmother. But then I did feel a little guilty. So I looked at the grandmother. I said, you do know that I'm going to be a little nasty in the show. And she goes, what the fuck you think I came for? And I thought, that's great. I'm in her age. She's still coming. Yeah, I mean, good for her.

Okay, period, bitch. Yeah, I thought so. So it is interesting to see who shows up to the show. But it is a larger audience. And also you have to realize, which is something I learned many years ago, is that everybody's not going to like you. So don't worry about that. You know, the people that like you will come and see you and then you perform for them.

You can't worry about all the other bullshit. That's such tea. It's true. Especially, like online. Like it's, when people consume your content from online or any source of media, whether it's TV or social media, it's like you can't please everyone kind of thing. Like everyone, they're going to find something to hate about you. Well, you know, it's really missing, especially from comedy in general, is context. There's no setup.

They'll take a punchline and then say, oh, they said this, but what was the setup? What were we talking about an hour before? What were we talking about that led into this? So that kind of stuff, I think, is missing because everybody wants to have a gotcha moment. Yeah, that's so true. you did this, ooh, you did that. If you don't like it, just move the fuck on. Yeah, it's very simple.

A lot of people I don't like. Present company excluded. But, you know, you know what I mean? I'm not going to say included. No, no, I'm going to say included. I ain't that brave yet. I got to make sure I have a running start. I'm not that.

You got your mom and your sister here. You know what's funny too. It's like I know that you're like so successful in stand-up comedy, which is amazing because I'm so happy. I love when people are able to like pursue so many different endeavors within entertainment. because I feel like it's so easy, especially for myself, like, on social media to get, like, pigeonholed into one thing. So getting to, like, turn drag race, like a win on drag race into a stand-up career. Like, how has that been that transition?

The TV aspect of it is just a huge platform. I mean, that alone. So I had been doing drag, I think, for about 18 years when I did drag race, which was 10 years ago. So if you add, I'm 28. But what's crazy is at that time, you know, I still was doing what I normally do. but then realizing, okay, you're going to go on television, you might get a couple of followers. I mean, even social media wasn't,

as far as Instagram was not a big of a deal back in 2013 when we filmed. But it aired in 2014. For me, like I wasn't about that. I was working in the bars and performing sometimes for two people, sometimes for 100, it depends, if Taylor had a concert. But in those times, you know, you're just out there doing your thing. And so when the show came about, a lot of the drag queens go different routes. A lot of them go the same route, I should say,

which was do a music video and they all want to sing no so I said I just want to go on the road and I want to do I just want to go out and be amongst the people and perform for however long I can do it did I think I was going to be doing it this long no this is not a plan

I didn't I didn't figure it out in advance so it's very fortunate because you take the platform and then you just run with it and that's kind of been the game so it's never like I want to do this and I want to be the most successful at that no because you know your success can change overnight so as long as I I'm still working, I'm happy about it.

Same. Especially in entertainment. It changes. It changes so quickly. So quickly. And on a dime. I feel like even, so with stand-up specifically, like, how did you kind of broach stand-up? Did you kind of start doing like your drag on the road first and then kind of work jokes in? No. I was talking because nobody else wanted to talk. You know, so I was covering custom changes, you know, because when you're doing your old-school drag show, you would have a host and then you would have a queen that dance.

You would have a queen that sang. You would have a queen that lip sank. You had a queen with no talent, but she knew the owner. So that would be the list of people. And so one night, the host wasn't there. And they said, Bianca, would you go and fill in? And so I did. And so basically you're just talking shit

while the person's changing clothes. And sometimes in the middle of a joke, because I'm out there for, say, five minutes. In the middle of a joke, the bitch would say, I'm ready. And I'm like, I'm in the middle of a joke, bitch. She's like, well, I'm ready. And then she'd come down.

And I go, we waited for that. Like, that outfit is what took five minutes. But nonetheless, that's how it kind of evolved. And I realized I preferred that to the lip syncing and performing live. There's people that do that great. I'm not one of those people. So I thoroughly enjoy just hosting and talking shit with the audience because they give you the best material. Drunk people?

You just like me for real, girl. It's true. You want drunk people at 2 a.m. in New Orleans, Louisiana on a Wednesday. Girl, that is a crackhead alcoholic. And they're the best audience. Yeah. And they're great. It's almost like you're doing a real.

really intense form of crowdwork, like immediately. Yeah, and I think a lot of people poo on, I didn't mean to say poo. I don't know why that came out, but a lot of people shit on crowdwork. But it is a different skill set, you know, and you learn so much about yourself and interacting with those people. Yeah, I think you get great material, too, because it's so off the cuff, like, you don't know what they're going to say. No, and they're out to have a good time and give them a drink and they'll tell you all

their business, which is the best. So now that you do stand up, like, full time, like you go. tour and you do stand-up, like, what do you think is your favorite part of, like, preparing for the show and then the actual show? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It would have to be being on stage. It's never the preparing. It's like gay sex.

You know what I mean? The douching and the cleaning and the trimming and the, no, mama, I'm sorry you had to hear that. But all of that is the worst part. But once you're out on the stage, actually fucking, it's great. It feels good. It feels good. You're like, this is good. Ooh, let me throw my foot in, too.

Like, you know, you get excited. Ooh, add another finger. But that to me is the fun part. So I know that that's to come. No pun intended. But I know that's to come so I can get through the horrible part. You know, because you never feel fully prepared. You never feel, you know, it's like those bridezillas, you know?

It's like you know your day is coming. And I want everything to go great. Well, it's not gonna. So you just kind of roll with the punches. So it's literally just preparing as much as you can prepare. Not lazy because you're still going to be frantic and crazy. And everybody around you doesn't want to talk to you as you're preparing. but once it happens you're like okay this is possible

you're good good work team yeah it's not heart surgery so my success rate has been pretty good but it's once you're in the zone of it you're like I can run with this I know that there's been a lot of online discourse about male comedians lately stand up comedians oh god and it's been kind of I mean I feel like personally especially for my schick obviously like all I do is make fun of awful fucking men on the internet

sure most of them are white dudes. Yep. So I've made jokes about a white male comedian. I'm like, you guys are surprised. Right. That he makes jokes about hitting women. Of course he does. Well, you know what's so crazy about this is that, you know, what I find the biggest travesty, not even the joke, it's just the fact that his face is everywhere. You know what I mean? Like all of a sudden, on my feet pops up, and listen, my feet is reserved for dicks and ass. You know what I mean? I'm not interested in this little waterhead white boy coming in and on my feet. And what's interesting about that in general is that it's like, I don't know if it's like, over exposure, and then when the time comes to deliver,

you're like, ooh, I'm untouchable, let me go here. Yeah. And that's where I didn't, yeah. I didn't understand it either, to be honest. But I even said, too, in my, like, critique of it, because every time, anytime you critique any sort of male comic professional comedian, they're always like, oh, well, I mean, if the jokes offended you, just watch something else. I'm like, they didn't offend me.

They sucked. Like, what part of that did you not hear? They were bad. Like if you're going to offend me, at least make me laugh. Well, I think it gets tricky because, you know, I get a lot of times when people are saying, you know, I don't find this funny. I don't find. That's, I think, is acceptable. Yeah, sure.

Absolutely. But in my world, I often say, like, if you come in, form that opinion after you come and see me. Like, if you come to see me and you have an opinion, then you come, you come see me to see the full show. And then you go, you know what? I didn't like that. Then I go, I can respect that opinion. Totally. But if you just some twat who sees a clip or hears what someone else said or there's no setup, you're like, well, what the fuck do you know?

Exactly. So it's weird. And also, I'm not mad if you don't like me. Absolutely. I think where this particular person fucked up was because his audience is predominantly straight, white females. And let's be real. Smart women you don't want to fuck with because if you do, it's problematic.

And if they've supported you to the point to where you're ruining my feed every day, maybe you should think about the jokes you use it and not turn on them. No, for real. They'll ruin your life. They really will go. Yeah. And that's what I said in my video. I'm like, it's unwise.

It's like a bad business decision to turn them against you. You shouldn't. I mean, listen, I have still got, I'm going to confess today that I have a straight girl who is still upset with me because I didn't fuck her at my high school prom. So, sorry, saying it again. And look at you. Look at me now. Couldn't you, couldn't you have done it? Couldn't have.

Well, I can't, I'm in disbelief that you couldn't do it. Maybe from the back. But, you know, but, yeah, didn't happen. I was too busy fixing her hair. God, I wonder why. Yeah, it's weird. What a head scratcher. Head scratcher.

Head scratcher. Yeah, get it. Now that's a joke. That is. That's a joke. See? Not offended. But also, I think jokes are usually based in truth. Yeah, absolutely. And I think it depends on who is saying it. So if you're talking about what you know, then I think it's easier. Like if a woman would have made that joke, you would have went, oh, maybe she had some domestic violence in her life.

And so she's feeling free to do it. But there's something a little swarmy about it. Yeah, it's real low-hanging fruit, I feel like. And I also feel that if the- I was checking. What do you mean? You're only 28? No, I thought my fruit's hanging low, honey.

Not ripe, but it's low. It's low-hanging. I feel, I even said to, I think that comedy in it of itself is subjective. Obviously, like you said, if you find it funny, if you don't find it funny, that's obviously subjective to the person. Sure. But at the same time, it's like if you're going to joke about really hard to talk about topics, then there should be a very skillful way

that you approach the subject. It is possible to joke about things that are really hard to talk about in a way that isn't awful. Agreed. Because I feel like the joke can't be the degradation of marginalized people. The joke has to be something else.

Well, the joke should be a joke. It should be funny. Yeah, exactly. And that's where it gets tricky. It's like, what do you consider funny? I don't find that funny. But it's weird when it comes to, I guess, as I was explaining before,

it's like just being an over-exposed individual. It's like you're given this platform and everyone's going, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And then it's like, okay, boo, we don't like this and that's that. But now he's banking off of the fact that people want to cancel him, so he keeps constantly bringing it up. But it's like, nobody wants to cancel. It's just the joke is stupid.

Yeah, face everywhere. I was like, I called him Miss Juvederm on my thing and everyone. Talk about a man who's had some stuff done. Girl. Talk about veneers. Let's just say, like, let's be real. I don't think anybody in their right mind has ever chosen to look like Angela Lansberry. But that's the look I'm getting.

I mean, on a good day, Paul McCartney, who actually looks like Angela Lansberry now. Let it be. Just let it be. It's true, though. I don't get it. Look, and if the girls want to support him and like him, he's going to piss you off, and that's just where it is. Yeah, do what you got to do, girl. It's a lot of yes people around you.

Yeah, I had a, I had a. girl get real mad at me when I made fun of him and then she told she made a video about me and she said in their video um he would never fuck you so don't worry about it and I said is that a threat or a promise ain't that the truth girl tell me immediately so I know what to do next girl like like that's the ultimate like mm-hmm he went mm-hmm okay yeah I remember years ago when when Ricky Martin sexuality was being questioned by Barbara Walters and everybody's like he's gay he's gay girl he He's a woman. And I'm like, what does it matter?

Yeah, who cares? He ain't go come and fuck your ass. Like, let him be what he wants, you know? But it is fascinating to me, though, that she would use that against you. Yeah, I'm like. What did she look like? She's just white girl. Yeah, but we need a picture of this bitch.

I know. I don't know. I don't even remember, to be honest. She deleted it immediately after I saw it. I love when they do that. I love when they trash talk and then deleted immediately. That's my favorite thing to do. And then they're always like, they'll tell me too.

They're like, I don't know why you would talk about me like that, just dogpile me. I thought you wanted my attention. You started this. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. It's like when they read a nasty comment, and I think it's really funny, I'll screenshot it on occasion and just repost it. Me too.

And people like, you should blur out their names. No. Same. No. You got the balls to tweet it. You got the balls to comment it. You deserve to get the attention. You deserve.

Yeah. Sometimes in interviews, people ask me, oh, have men that you fucked up ever, like, come back and said sorry. I was like, no. And I'm not sorry either, so I guess win-win. And even before, I never blur names either. Always post hate comments. Sometimes I'll literally post hate comments. And then the next thing will just be a picture of what they look like.

And that's it. And that's all you got to do. And let the audience decide for themselves. Oh, that's always the best. Yeah. It really is. And the shit they say, you're just like, you ain't going to say that to my face, bitch. No, for real.

You know? Yeah. And even like, I just find it so strange because I made a clip. A clip from this show actually once went viral where I was saying, I just think you can't comment on my looks if you're ugly. like I don't want to hear it I don't care Yeah

No but that makes sense And now of course Beauty is subjective as well So what you think is beautiful is that So you're not being a cunt You're just saying to you I said beauty is subjective But I know I have one bitch beat

Oh of course And it's that person Exactly Like if we're running in a race girl You're behind me I'll tell you that You're eating my fucking dust I'll tell you that much girl

Well you know I hate to break it to you And this is a moment That I may need to come out And let you know That's okay I'm just let you know But you're a man in a dress and that makes me feel safe.

Oh, thanks, girl. You're welcome. That's it. I'm so curious, too, when you write your, like, for stand-up, I'm so curious, too, because stand-up is one of the few things I'm terrified of. Why? I just don't want to find out the hard way that I'm bad. But you have to find out.

But that's how you find out. You know? I mean, it's tricky because there's really no proper way to prepare for it. You just have to prepare as much as you kind of, like, when I start a tour, and I'm about to start one, is that it's like you end up with an abundance of material. You end up with more than you can handle. And you're out there. And you're kind of like, it's kind of like fucking without a condom.

And you're feeling it. You're like, okay, this is going well or this is not going well. And you know you have this arsenal of stuff that you can pull from. And then as the nights go on, or let's say week two, you've realized, okay, I'm going to cut this. I'm going to add this. I'm going to move here. This really got a good response. And it becomes territorial as well because it's like if you're in America, these certain things work in America.

And then when you're in the U.K., you're like, oh, I should mention that because I'm here. So you do figure it out, but you never look at it. You should never look at it as, oh, I can't do it because it's too overwhelming. You just got to go with it. I've said it even in the beginning of doing this for a living. I was like saying, I'm no proud bitch. Like I know I'm funny, but am I stand-up funny?

Because that's like a whole other art form. Well, yeah, but you learn by doing. That's true. You go and try it. But you know how some internet people, they try stand-up and it's like, oh. Get back to the internet. Some internet people just need to stop, period. Yeah, you know, because editing helps.

Like editing and making. these little videos that people do and like these little TikToky shit. I'm like, that's great. And that's how I felt about that specific male comedian before. I saw the clips on his page and I thought, well, this is really funny, but it's also his edit. So therefore, you know, you're presenting what you're present. I'd like to see him live and then really form an opinion overall.

But I think you learn a skill set by being in front of an audience. So you can go home and rehearse and rehearse and think you know. You won't know until you're in that moment. That's so true. And that's the magic of doing stand-up. That is true. It's like a much different experience. Completely.

But yet you can prepare, like with acting in particular, you have to know your lines, you have to hit your mark, all that kind of bullshit. But it's kind of like, mm-mm-mm. Whereas I feel not free when I'm doing that. I feel you. Because they're like, you've got to do this and she's going to react. And if you throw anything else in, I'm like, but I'm feeling this. And they're like, you can't.

So it's what it is. So that's why I'm great for porn. I'm really good for porn because people watch it for the dialogue. And that's what I'm there for. And the acting. for the acting acting. And I'm always in those pivotal scenes

because I've done a couple of porn. Porns. I had a minute because I was like there are a couple of them. But I did them and I'm in those pivotal acting scenes before people have sex. Gotcha. Because you need context and you're not in the sex part. No, oh hell no.

No, no, no. I do the pre stuff, you know? You're the guy that's like, okay, I'm going to head out real quick. Yeah, I order the pizza and then I leave when he delivers the 12 inch sausage. Yeah, that's what happens. Well, that's good. That's good to know.

Look, you got a stacked resume. It is. Sold out comedy tour. Look, porn. I say yes to everything, you know. I'm here. Yeah. And no porn.

No porn. Yet, although this set is very porny. It is, huh? It is very porn. So, you know what's so funny? One of my guests mentioned that. Talk slower. That's like, one of my guests literally said,

it kind of looks like porn sets around. here and I was like, now I can't unsee it. I never thought that. It's there. I mean, I'm in the business and as a porn actress. Yeah, I can agree. As an actress. As an actress of porn, I can agree. As a sag after. Yes, I'm just a sad actress. Not a sag actress. Okay, so let's get into the topic. Okay, so the topic for today, we're talking about you're being the, the stand-up comedy queen. Oh, God, I didn't write that, but yeah, that's lovely. Is that my publicist? Because that's really pushing it. No, so you're obviously, you're a very successful stand-up comedian and a legendary drag queen at the same time.

But this is like, I feel really topical right now because male comics are super on thin ice. Yeah, we're always on thin ice with me. I'm just glad everyone else is catching up to me. Well, I think that has a lot to do with social media. Absolutely. I've often said this before. Like, when I was working and doing shows and stuff, you know, you're dealing with the audience that was there. And you could only find drag queens like in gay bars or in small cabaret spaces.

Yeah, totally. Occasionally in theater. but then usually they cast a straight guy who's playing a gay role and they go, oh, he's such a great actor because he could play gay. So nowadays with social media, it is interesting how much stuff is out there. So I'm wondering if the noise, everybody with their opinions, if it's the Twitter, if it's the, you know, the Instagram giving you all of this ammunition for you to hear all the noise.

Yeah, that's true. I think men have always been assholes. Yeah. So there's certain comics that, you know, you're just like, but I never saw them. But now that they're kind of like on my feed, it kind of makes you go, Yeah, it's like the accessibility has almost It's like fucked all of them over a little bit True.

But I've also said too that when men get fucked up for telling shit jokes Like nine times out of ten it's like it was because it was You know punching down comedy With no real wit to it It was just like a and then I hit her Like it's... And only the worst people you know in the world laugh at shit like that Which is like okay whatever

but every time they suffer any sort of backlash, they're always like, oh, you can't joke about anything these days. To which I'm always like, that's true to an extent, but also that never stops you. So like, what do you mean? Like, you're still doing it. So like, what do you mean? Well, when people say you can't joke about something,

people always ask me, is anything off limits? And I go, for me, no. Like, what's in my wheelhouse and what's my world. And that's why I think it's important to talk about anything that you can relate to. Like, I can talk about the obstacles of drag. can talk about. Like, I had someone say to me that I could not call someone a fag. And I said, oh, I can. Because I've been called a fagg my entire fucking life. I can call somebody a faggot. And it's like, well, you can't. Well, that faggot. But it's like, it's like, that's useless

faggot. But bloated faggot, um, problematic fagot. But the thing I have with that is that I'm going, well, wait a minute. Now you're telling me that I can't say a word that has been said to me my entire life pre-internet and some 12-year-old is going to say I'm offended by it well you know what happens to people that are offended they die just like we all do you know do you want to spend your life telling everybody you're offended that's your feelings yeah yeah and so I say if like you know if you're not interested in what I'm saying there's thousands of other people that you can find funny like go figure it but in the game of it it's just I'm not expecting you to like me and it's okay if you don't yeah but there's somewhere in this gay world where we're supposed to be

these amazing political figures and supposed to be these symbols of excellence no bitch I'm a faggot in a wig like don't give me that pressure don't put me on a pedestal because you're gonna rip me down well we're also human like we're human people and human people live as humans which is imperfectly yes I at the very

very beginning of me making videos I once made a video responding to someone and in the video I was like bitch this is the thing and I said it like that and I had a bunch of random women spamming my comments and telling me that I shouldn't call women bitches and I was like I wasn't

I mean first of all I wasn't but even if I was so... But it's the phrase to get your point girls. It's like bitch, like bitch yeah and also I call men bitches all the time too like that is a genderless term. A little bitch? Yeah. Genderless term girl. It is. I'll use that

on anyone. Yeah and it usually applies it's like little bitch ass motherfucker Anyway I um what the hell was I talking about? Uh saying the word bitch. Oh yeah. Like I, yeah, I don't even realize I say bitch, you know? Same. It just kind of comes out. It's just part of my everyday vernacular. Completely. Just what I call you. Just like cunt. Oh, that's a good one. Cunt doesn't offend me at all. Doesn't bother me. Because it's true.

And it's very fitting. Speaking of British people and your hatred for them. I don't have hatred for them. I enjoy them. Have you ever seen, well, I've never been to the UK, but like I've seen, I've seen a lot of British people. And now we won't let you in. And you have and you're mean to them. Yeah, no, I love them. They're the best audience. They're so hateful. I love it.

I've seen their, like, meals. Like, the way they eat is crazy. Well, breakfast is weird. Yeah. But you got to admit, as Americans, we're kind of fucked up, too, when it comes to. No, absolutely. It's purely a difference in culture at that point. Completely.

But when I watch it, I'm like, y'all eat like you're in medieval times. Beans on toast? Y'all eat, like, they're giving you rations. Is everything okay? Or times bad? Well, when you, I've been in many hotels when I'm over. there and they're like, oh, free continental breakfast. Options.

Options. Yeah. If I'm eating beans at 6 in the morning, they're coming from Taco Bell, you know what I mean? Because I've been drunk the whole night. But I don't crave. And we'll be the rest of the day. Yes. I don't crave beans in the morning. What are we talking about? Yeah. Beans in the morning. No. Beans on toast. It's a thing. Have you tried it? Yeah. I can't. I can't. Now maybe at like a fine restaurant it'd be great, but not this continental breakfast at the hotel. No. No. When I see when they always Their plates just seem So randomized Like they're like ravioli Some fries

Ravioli Carrots This is a real meal I saw British Girl Mac It was literally ravioli Was this on TikTok though She's probably trying to get attention No I've seen so many

I have not seen a ravioli Fries are part of every meal Which I'm not opposed to They call chips Chips but they do make fun of American people For eating like shit all the time Or their portions are huge Which like okay but yeah

They have fries with every meal But you know every fries are pale. Well, they're called chips. And they're a little thicker. Yeah. So they're not like a little stringy fries. And I must tell you, though, every friend of mine from the UK that comes over to America at some point wants to go to all of these shitty American places.

Of course they do. We got to try this. We got to go to Dairy Queen. I got to see the size of this sandwich. So they're fascinated by us when it comes to that. I'm horrified by their food. No, you'd be fine. You'd be fine.

I mean, it's like, I haven't had. Oh, here we go. Because someone in the comments is going to say, Bianca, you're wrong. but I haven't had amazing cuisine there. I've definitely gotten through it with certain foods. Yep, yep, rations. But it is a different world. They eat like what astronauts eat.

They pour water and it shake it up and it turns into a meal. Astronauts. When did you come up with that shit? Look up astronaut food. It comes in those silver packs. Yeah, I'll make that a part of my list. Today I'm going to look up some kinky porn and astronaut food. Yeah.

In this video, a man is defending... Oh, wait, oh, wait, so you're telling... Could you just use a more sexy voice when you're talking? Like, give me something sultry so that I'm interested in the video. Like, make it... But I'm not a man. No, you don't have to be a man, honey? I want to hear your voice.

Come on, make it sexy. Okay. In this video, a man is defending. I didn't say, like... I'm doing driver's head. Oh, driver's ad. Driver's ad. Okay. In this video, a man is defending Joe Koi's stand-up set at the Golden

in Globes. He's saying he's a fucking comedian, he's supposed to to tell jokes, and that Joe only had 10 days to prepare. That's why some of his jokes were, quote, kind of weak and cliche. I know, snooze. Also, 10 days is, I feel

maybe I'm just ignorant, but I feel like that's more than enough time to write 10 minutes. Maybe I'm fucking stupid, though. Sure, I think, and this is, there's so much wrong with the whole scenario. The fact that he was like number 14 on the list, and agreed to do it.

It's not an easy job. It's not an easy fucking job hosting a show, which basically means it's outside of your realm, even as a comedian, because that's the one night you have to get everybody to like you or to agree that it's funny. And then you go into a room full of A-list assholes who don't have a fucking sense of humor to begin with.

That's problematic. And if you don't travel in their circles, and I've seen Joe's stand up, and it's funny. Like some of the stuff he does is really, really funny. But he's not a roaster, so to speak. So when you're trying to do that in front of those people on that night with little preparation, you're fucked. You know? He lost the room pretty quick.

It's very hard. And then you start throwing everybody else under the bus. It's kind of like, girl, nobody cares. It's been 10 days. Like, this is your fucking moment. You should have fucking slept, you know, and worked on this. To putting to context, you know, when they blame the writers, something that people forget is that someone like John Rivers, who I loved, did fashion police. And on fashion police, she had something like 8 to 11 writers that were on fashion police.

So if you're someone like Joe and you're going in and Joan Rivers had 11, let's say, riders, you need 46. You know what I mean? For real. Like you should get more people and you should actually workshop this with the people. What is going to work in this room? I'm not saying please the people in the room because you've got people like Ricky Gerbe who goes in there and just eats them alive and it's brilliant. But he doesn't give too fucks. And I'm like, that's great because it's what he does. That's his thing.

So that's his thing. So it's a tricky line. I mean, kudos for trying. But girl, would you want to try with that many people watch it? Oh, girl. Apparently, I mean, I feel like it was a missed opportunity, to be honest. And I feel like, like you said, I would have given 10 days, like you said, hire the best people you know. Anybody.

If you need help. Yeah. And it was truly like, again, like, this shit just sucked. Like, I am never. It takes a great deal to offend me and it's not even anything serious. that really offend. I don't get offended ever, really. So it didn't offend me at all.

It sucked. Like, once again, like, it sucked. It's not good. It was poor. And he lost the room so fast. The way that I was like, that was probably the worst part is, like, watching it happen live.

Fall apart. Watching someone crash and burn live. Right. Like, in a room full of, oh, girl. And crash and burn, because you're not doing what you naturally do, you know, staying in your lane.

It's tricky. Like, you know, people, like, People were like, well, people weren't laughing. Well, Ricky Jervais says some really horrible shit and people don't laugh. But it's fucking funny as shit and it's so true. But they don't want to be faced with that. But I think you have to have a set of balls to get up there and do it. Kudos for trying.

But girl, girl. A bad failed attempt. It was rough. It was rough. And I think, and he also didn't seem comfortable, which is really hard. And I even, I talked about it too. And because, you know, obviously most of the jokes you made were about women, which I'm like, okay, right? Like, I mean, obviously, like, that's, if, if, if.

straight male comedians could never joke about women ever again. They'd have to go get a job, girl. They'd be out of a job, girl. Completely. They'd be back at the genius bar immediately. Completely. The next day. They would have nothing to go off of ever again. So, of course he's going to reach like that.

Of course they're going to do that. It's like those are supposed to be like walking the line jokes. But again, like a joke that ends with a doll with big boobies. Yeah, that was it. Well, the other thing that was really interesting was the whole Taylor Swift moment. And if we've learned anything, at award shows, don't come for Taylor Swift. Just nothing good.

Thank you, Kanye. Nothing good ever comes out of it. And, ooh, she was just drinking that champagne. I said, you gotta do it, bitch. I didn't think, I didn't even think it was, I don't know what, like, I took it at, now this is me, my opinion, I took it as he was making a joke that the NFL keeps cutting to clips of her. I don't know because I don't watch football, but a lesbian friend confirmed that they

show lots of clips of her. because I was like, what is the joke here? It's like, all her. Every five minutes is her in the stands or what have you. So that's what I was like, oh, so at the award show, okay, they're not going to cut to her. That's how I took it. How did you take it? I honestly, I kind of took it.

I mean, she could buy me and sell me, so it doesn't really matter at this point. Probably in the same. It was in both veins, honestly. I didn't think it was a joke. I just thought it was an observation. Yeah, I thought so. I mean, if it was a joke, it wasn't good. That's my point.

Either way. Like, it's like, and I feel like he. said worst things about women in that same exact little monologue. So I didn't think that was the worst of them. I also like you kind of said I was kind of confused about it so I was kind of like eh. Yeah. Which means your joke

sucked. Like if I had no reaction at all, I feel like that's worse. Well, they've got to explain the joke. It's, ooh. Oh, girl. That's rough. That's rough. And I, yeah, like you said, like maybe we stop fucking with her. I want that with her. Maybe we leave her alone. Now, you know what's interesting? I don't mind her.

Like, at some point I said something about her that I didn't like something and then that's when they come on the attack and the thing is I realize oh it has nothing to do with her it has to do with the people that worship her that's where it becomes problematic Yeah it's like that sometimes

that Stan culture can be really toxic too like especially online and I just feel like the monologue just again it was real subparting It wasn't your thing No and also I would like to suggest to always keep those audience camps

the way that they forget that they're there and they go every year. And also mic them. I would really like to hear. That would add to it. Add a floor mic. I don't understand people. It's like, oh, let me announce everything. I'm going to take a shit.

Everybody don't look at me. I've got, like we know it's part of life. It gets a little overwhelming. Just fucking leave. I can't be bothered with the people that announce it. How do you feel about it? Like, I need a mental break. Go!

See a doctor. Get on some pills. Come back. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. So that's how I feel like I don't care.

I don't care, girl. It's just a lot. I don't need to hear it. Like, why is that? It's just like the showering thing. I don't need to hear it. You don't need to announce your departure. I don't.

I don't need to hear that. You don't wash your ass. I don't need the information. Thank you though. Not at all. I would like to say, though, if I went and I got to sit at a table, I'd be doing bits. Oh, yes. If you know the camera's on you.

When he's telling the jokes and the jokes aren't funny, I'm standing there going. You know what I mean? And that's the headline tomorrow. Yep. That's a good titty laugh. Yeah, yeah. You're like, giant laugh.

Each one, and then I'm switching seats each time. As you should. Different accessory. And different spots. Yeah, different hat, pair of glasses. You really are a drag queen.

Yeah, in disguise. At the end of the day. That's drag tactic. It is. That's why I said. Physical comedy. Physical comedy is important. Physical comedy.

That's what I'm doing. I'm doing bits the whole night. And there's liquor there. Because you can drink at the Golden Globes. And I'm fucked up beyond belief. There you go. So then my last bit, my tip falls out and I don't realize. Now that's fear.

And then I stand up and I'm cheering. So is it going to be like a tit with a pasty or is it going to be like raw titty? Raw titty. So it's not Lil Kim, Diana Ross. Full frontal. No. Just titty. Just one?

Just one. Any support on the other one? No, just like it fully out. And then I'm standing up celebrating someone that I don't give a fuck about. That's my last bit. So it's like flapjack titty. It's like dancing with it.

Because I have like a one strap dress. I thought you said you just have one titty. I was like, oh God, that's a whole other show. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have time to go into my medical history. No, it's all right. but I'm sure we'll talk about it. I want to like full support this one out and then I'm cheering and they're showing me on camera.

Okay. And then someone cuts to me, then they tackle me to the ground. Are you going to act surprised? Are you going to be like, titty's a free? Or are you going to pull a Janet Jackson going, is that going to be a hit? I'm going to act surprised. You're going to act surprised. So in the moment of jubilation, let's say a movie wins and you're like, yes.

And then it's one titty. Well, that's weird. I'm shaking both. So it's just flap and titty. Oh, you're doing that. Mountain. Okay, that's it. Titty just flapping.

Yeah. That's a good plan. I did it. And then they tackle me to the ground, hog tie me, carry me out. That's brilliant. Hog tie. You're into that? Well, I think that's how they would have to get me out unless they want to tranquilize or shoot me.

Because if I'm- That would be fierce. I've seen that on animal planet. Like, my strength goes up 100%. Oh, so you're that bitch. So you fight when you're drunk. I just think I get extra strong. No, you fight when you're drunk.

Maybe. Just say it. Sometimes. Sometimes. Issues. Girl. Is this an intervention? No.

but I am formulating a lot of thoughts here. I just think my strength goes up. Probably my bravado. Your strength goes up when you're drinking and you're feeling. So they're going to tranquilize you, hogtie you, and escort you out. Carry me out. Carry you out. And the whole time they're carrying me out, tits still out.

Are you screaming on the way out? Nope. Are you going, titty's a free? Yeah, I'm just kind of, I'm just like, they don't want you to know, but I didn't tell anyone anything. That's it. Yeah, yeah. They don't want you to know the truth. But I didn't say anything.

I don't want to know the truth. See, you can do, stand. up you just made up a whole fucking story. If you told me it was true, I'd be like, yeah, you know. Yeah. I mean, I really didn't believe all of it because no award show would bring you there. Probably never again, honestly. They'll never let me come now.

Now you spilled your big plan. Tittygate, 24. I just told everyone my evil plan. You did. Yeah. But who says I don't have more? Oh, hey. Exactly.

That's talent. Always have a plan B. Always. You always have a plan B. You have to have a plan B. You know, if my parents had plan B, I wouldn't, you know, be here. And we'd be better off to know. Yeah, we would shut it.

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Of a guy defending the stand-up set. Oh, so the guy is defending on the video. He's just like, he was funny and women are sensitive. That was essentially his vibes. This says it's comedy. There's going to be quips. Maybe give them more than 10 days to prepare too many awards anyway. Well, that had so many grammatical errors.

I doubt you're watching the Golden Globes, which you can't even spell Golden Glob. So I think you should worry about that, probably. Oh, if you did your Titty thing at the Golden Globes, it's good because you got the... Exactly. And what if it fell out and it was painted like a Golden Globe? Then what? Golden Globes. But then you have maybe pull out the other one when you're hogtied.

Oh, yeah. To get the bit across. I'm like they didn't hear the rest of my messaging. There you go. It's painted like a Golden Globe, and then they give me a Golden Globe. Then I win the Golden Globes forever. And then you put it in between your tiniies. There you go.

There you go. You like that. That's it. At the podium when they do there. Like when they after the- Oh wait, now you're winning an award? Yeah, yeah. For causing a scene?

It's like check made. I just won. If it's painted like a Golden Globe, I feel like they should give me one. That's just my feeling. How many people told you this is possible? Is it yes people that are all around you? No, girls. Are you just got a lot of time?

Well, it was just purely the demons on it. I would pay to see it. I would pay to see it. I would love to see the titty's an action. You want to get ratings up. That's it. Hit me up. You know what's funny is I worked the Oscars last year and I hope they don't see it.

No. You did? Yeah, I did the carpet. Did you have a good time? It was awesome. Really? It was really fun, but it was truly like a surreal experience. It feels like...

In a good way? In a good way in the sense of like the way that they run award shows like that is just crazy. It is. Kind of like boop, boop, boop, boot, boot, boot. Yeah, it's insane to witness live. everybody you spoke to who was your favorite? Ooh. Oh, who looked the worst up close?

That I'd like to hear. Who doesn't look like her pictures? I honestly, this is me being 100. She wants another job. She wants to go back. Honestly, I love them all. A hundred percent honest, like they all looked flawless up close, but I think that's just because they're, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Probably The Rock, because I've met him a few times and he's great. So you thought he looked great? Yeah, he looked great. Oh, okay. But he was really fun to talk to, too. Okay. Because he was kind of fucked. Oh, they see that's it.

And I love when they tell me that. I love to see them on their waist there. You know what's funny too is when it first started, because obviously I'm a dickhead on the internet, so no one gives a fuck about me. So they make me walk at 12 noon. And then I'm standing there for seven hours before the actual people get there.

So when I was there, they had a lot of, like, you know, directors, producers, like all those people walk. And they have all their families with them. And I told the girl that was helping me pull talent, I told her that if they have daughters between the ages of like 18 to 25, Tom to look over here.

Sure. And I got so many interviews because they brought their daughters and their daughters love me. See, that's a win-win. Networking. All right. Next year.

Oscar, what are you doing this year? Hopefully. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. I won't do the Golden Glob. No, titties will be down. That's just for the Golden Globes. Just for the Golden Globes.

Y'all is special. Just for the foreign press. I got a different one for you guys. Oh, God. Not the time to tell them. I can't tell you that plan, though. They were so great to work with, though. That's good.

Which was awesome. It's always good to hear. exciting fun stories because normally they're like girl, let me tell you what happened but that's good that it was a lot of fun I'll tell you a T story I told this one to Katzia on the show but I'll well you better tell me because I'm not going to watch our episode

and let me know and we'll bleep the the name or stuff but literally I watched a little bit of a year walk together she is at least four inches taller than him like it's crazy the high difference is insane is that four inches in heels or four inches just in general I think just in general and with heels

it's even more it's even more drastic Yeah, and so they're holding hands. They look really sweet. They're walking. She doesn't do any interviews because she's... And so she's walking and they're like, oh, come over here for like five minutes. You've got to bleep a lot of there.

Yeah, they're like for like five minutes over here, whatever, right? And then someone gets her attention and then she's like, okay, one question really fast. And he's like, okay. And then he looks at her and goes, what do you think of the color of the carpet? Because the color was beige instead of red. And then she goes, what a ridiculous question to ask me?

I don't know, it's tan, and then she turned and left. No. And I said, oh, like, you finally get a chance to talk to, bleep-de-bleep, and that's the question that you ask her? And then she was like, I don't know, it's tan. Where was she running off to? I don't know. It's not like she's going to eat. Honestly, let's be real here.

She ate him the fuck up, though. That she did. And she got a fan in me. What I would have said. And that's what I like to see, bitch. Well, I would have loved this. She'd have said, mm-hmm. flesh tone and walked off.

You know what I mean? Because if it was pasty beige. I don't know. It's tan. And she lives. And I said, and that's my white girl. That's good.

That's my white girl right there. I do like her, though. I don't mind her. And sometimes, you know, we got to commend her because she doesn't talk to the press. That's important. Because we know too much

about these people not washing because they talk to the press. So thank you, Miss bleep-de-bleep for not talking. I appreciate that. Watching her do that live was insane. You were feeling it. It was insane.

You were feeling it. And also hearing how people shit talk. Oh. I was gathering so much tea from other media people. Like, I was listening to them and I was like, girl, that can't be true. I was like, no way. I was hearing them talk so much shit.

Because they just have, I feel like a lot of the press people, especially that do the award circuit, it's the same people every year. So, like, they've been doing it for like 10, 15 years and they just know way too much about everybody. And I love getting gossip. We're going to talk after this. Okay. So we covered a lot of topics, all kinds of stuff today. And shit that wasn't even on the list.

No, and that's okay. You found it about my porn career. I did. We discussed white people that don't wash. We discussed how pretty the people of the UK are. You don't like their eating habits. Yeah, we got a lot covered today. We really did.

This is a very important episode. And we got a lot of advice. Well, I got a lot of advice from you about stand-up, which I appreciate greatly. Yes. And I'm so curious, what would you say is your best piece of advice for people who are maybe either whether they're pursuing drag, stand-up, or both at some point, because I know drag is so popular to pursue now especially, like what would you say is your best piece of advice for them? Don't do it. It's a trap!

No. No, I think it's do whatever's going to make you happy. There are no rules. The minute you realize there are no rules, with the exception of living, dying, and paying your taxes. You need to do what's going to make you happy. So it's kind of amazing in the world we live in now where people are saying, you know, I'm finally. feel myself. You know, I finally, whether it's the trans rights that it's happening here where people are like,

you know, I'm actually living my truth. Do it. Do it. It's insane that so many people feel that it's problematic or an issue. If it's not your thing, no one's asking you to get gay married. Nobody's asking you to transition. Just be respectful as a spectrum, you know? Yeah, for real.

I find what's crazy, like for me in particular is that, you know, I pay my taxes, I do my job. I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to do without having to explain myself. You know what I mean? So I think do what's going to make you happy. We're here for a very short period of time. You know, so make yourself, make yourself do those things. Like you said, you know, I'm thinking about doing stand-up. Just do it.

Just do it. And if it goes horribly wrong, you've got a great story. And if you feel bad, just go, ooh, just remember the golden globes and go, not that bad. Then I go on dancing with the stars. Oh, dancing with us. That's a whole nether round. Yeah, that's when I go on there. Do you want to do that?

No. Okay. You just want to be in the promo? I pivot there. You pivot there. Yeah, if everything goes wrong with comedy, I go that way. Go into that. All right, yeah.

Well, they'll take anybody. Yeah. So it's good. I just think I just think it's that live your life and do what's going to make you happy. And so if it is drag, if it is, do it. Who the fuck cares? And the person that does say they care, like, why do they fucking care? Because they have, they don't have the fucking goal or the balls to go do it themselves.

Completely. Now, if you would have to make a joke about it, I'm not afraid of somebody making a joke or, like I said, calling me a faggot or saying that I'm a sister. Great, great. Like, you know, fine, make it clever. But sure, it's nothing I haven't heard before. But in the end, when they were trying to take away people's rights, I think. consider it very problematic, you know? And like in Florida with the drag band and they don't want to have people performing and this.

Then I'm like, now you're fucking with the wrong people because the gays are upset. Because once you start fucking with unlimited mimoses at brunch, good luck. Exactly. It's on. It's on. Go ahead and close those doors to that restaurant, bitch. It's true. And usually at those places, it's majority straight women that are coming to see the shows.

Absolutely. Because they've got to find us to have fun. They do. Absolutely. They don't have culture without you. They don't. They need us. I need y'all too apparently

I need y'all yeah you do yeah absolutely I do well thank you so much for coming on the show well thank you for having me talking about absolutely nothing yes I thoroughly enjoy it and it's and we get paid to do it I'm getting paid

oh not you me not you this is for free what a cunt to the amazing Biancadzell Rio for coming what else do you have going on that you would like the audience to know about

I can't believe you're bringing this out. Oh, my God. It's so crazy. Well, I'm about to go on the road with my new show called Dead Inside. And after doing this interview with me, you're going to go, yep, make sense. Seems fitting. Dead Inside is my new show. And I'm doing the first 60 dates, which I'm starting in San Diego.

And I run all the way through America and Canada. So do come check me out because I'll be on the road doing my show. For all ticket information, you can go to the Bianca del Rio.com. Period. So exciting. I'm looking forward to it. 60 dates. Well, it's 60 right now, but it'll probably be a couple more for that part.

And then we obviously go to the UK, your favorite place, and go to the UK, then we go to South America, then we go to Australia. So, yeah, it's over the whole world, but this is the first chunk. So we do it bit by bit. Yeah, so you've got to come see me. If you want to see me in Los Angeles, you want to see me in San Diego, if you want to come see me in Palm Springs, we have options. Oh, period. You let me know. And it has to be comped.

Sure. Sure. She don't pay me for the gig, but she doesn't pay me for the gig, but she's. He wants free tickets. I sure do. Didn't this little prop here pay for this whole episode? This little cushion? He paid my rent.

Oh, girl. Thank you so much for coming. Congrats on the tour. That's fucking insane. Everyone, make sure you go buy tickets to Bianca's new tour dead inside at Bianca del Rio. The Bianca Del Rio. That's a whole other other Bianca Del Rio. Girl.

Imagine the hate mail she gets. But we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. sure y'all go cop tickets. It's going to be so fucking funny. I already know. I have, I believe it's so severely. I love a review before it comes out. This is good. And if it sucks, that's her fault, not mine. Okay, you know what? You went too far. I went along with your fucking Golden Globe joke. You can go along with me, bitch. Pull it out her titty. So original.

Titties. Girl. Girl. Girl. That girl really works when you move the hair. Yeah, it does. Girl. And both, and we both have wigs on. We do. There you go. Thank you all so much. much for watching this episode of the comment section show with the amazing Bianca Del Rio. Where can everybody find you? You can find me on Instagram and Twitter at the Bianca Del Rio. I keep it easy. I haven't ventured into the TikTok because some bitch has my name.

We'll talk about that. Oh, it's a girl. Impostors everywhere. It's the worst. Who wants to be imposter of this? No. But yeah, that's what I'm dealing with. So yeah, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all that kind of madness. Period. Okay. Don't wait. They don't call it Twitter X. Whatever it's called. Whatever.

Y'all know the Bianca Del Rio. There you go. Period. Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section. Thank you so much for my amazing guest, Bianca Del Rio. And don't forget new episodes of the comment section come out every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video lives exclusively for free on Spotify, our favorite platform. We love Spotify.

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