The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - PSYCHIC BUT STUPID Ft. Trixie Mattel | Episode 151
Episode Date: January 1, 2025HAPPY NEW YEAR! Trixie Mattel is here for another All-Stars episode and we really couldn’t think of a better way to enter 2025. Trixie and Drew talk about New Years Resolutions, their psychic vision...s, getting so high you think you’re in the play you’re watching, dismantling productivity, breaking down Little Women, the Tiktok ban and taking breaks, and so much more. Trixie IG: instagram.com/trixiemattel/?hl=en Trixie Tiktok: tiktok.com/@trixie?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And there's always gay people in the plays.
And so I'm in the front row, paper white, with a bald head.
And I know these fags are doing their thing.
And they're like, is that Trixie Mattel?
Like, you know what I mean?
I don't know why this is the choreography.
But I know that they're like, what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah.
Goodness.
What the fuck.
And they're like turning to the other girls on stage being like,
She's down.
Hey, everyone.
And welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite.
Everybody knows me who cares about me.
First, before we get on to the amazing guest,
happy new year, y'all.
Happy 2025.
Woo, woo, woo.
And to kick off the new year, we have an all-star returning,
the one, the only, the iconic, the legendary,
Trixie Mattel.
Wow.
Welcome back.
I can't believe, you know, when we first did this,
well, first of all, when you get asked back,
it means you really were either great the first time or I'm going to give you another shot.
Yeah.
Because last time you fucked up.
Yeah, let's not.
Let's make this one count.
Right.
Yeah.
This is my do-over.
That was my rehearsal.
Right.
Or secret third option, I got bullied into asking you.
Well, the fans.
Bring back the so-so.
Oh, my fans are like, so, Brittany hasn't been on your channel for two hours.
We're mad.
That's me, Caleb and Brittany.
Oh, yeah.
They're like, aren't you guys going to, like, get together and fucking make something?
Oh, well.
Don't you wish?
What would you do if it was me, you, Brittany, and Caleb in a room?
What would happen?
I'd put a gun in my mouth.
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see Caleb on Zeeway?
Yes, of course I did.
I hate him.
I think Zeeway was even like, what do I do now?
Yeah, she was like, what do I do?
I love her.
Talking back to me.
You know what I mean?
That's not George Santos.
And you know, and he's kind of the George Santos of drag.
Yeah, that's true.
That's fair.
Even George Santos isn't the George Santos of drag.
No, it's Caleb.
Yeah.
Caleb as George Santos.
Yes.
I need Caleb to go on drag race and read the girls.
Could you imagine?
I would love that.
Like, you should leave.
Yeah.
I'm not going to critique that.
They'd really be like, you're too mean.
Too mean.
You need to leave.
He is mean, but in a funny way.
I was watching that.
I just did his pod.
And there was one part, was like, did you know I'm psychic?
And he goes, what?
It's like mad.
I'm like, okay, I won't come on your pod and talk about my secret talent.
Fine.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I thought you wanted to see stars.
Yeah, I thought you wanted psychic friends.
Call now.
And you know what's funny?
You're a Virgo and I'm a Virgo and I also think I'm psychic.
Okay.
So let's gang up on him.
Well, let's talk about, do you have a psychic occurrence?
Like one time where you were like, damn, I knew something.
Yes.
I have them all the time.
But I feel like I mostly have them in like dreams or like I have dreams of things that happen.
And you know what people say, oh, deja vu, I saw this.
That happens to me all the time, but with huge things.
Like I'll see something so incredibly clear and I'm like, well, that's going to happen to me.
I just don't know when.
And then when it does, I'm like, I knew it.
I knew it.
Also, do you want to hear something so stupid that I feel like I predicted?
Would I ever say no to that?
I want to hear the stupidest thing you've ever said.
You know the movie Dear John?
Mm-hmm.
You know, it's a Nicholas Sparks book.
Oh, isn't it an illness thing?
No, no, no, no.
That one, well, I mean, there is an illness in it, but that one is like a girl who's like, she likes to build houses or whatever.
The less fortunate, me making fun of her.
I'm not trying to.
What a fucking bitch.
She builds houses.
What a loser.
Bye.
She cares about people who don't have homes.
You get a tiny home at Amazon.
You're not need to build a house, bitch.
Get off your high horse.
tool about ho. Nobody cares. HGTV couldn't be me.
She's like, it's like he's a Marine or something and he like.
It's not invested in the movie. Yeah, something, something like that. She's built in a house.
He's a Marine. Some shit, me not knowing the plot at all. I read the book when I was in middle school.
I remember this so clearly. When I read it, I was like, I like to like when I read, I like to
picture people in the roles because it helps me read faster. And so I'm not kidding. This is years.
before this movie came out.
I would picture Channing Tatum specifically as the soldier.
Wow.
Because I was like based off build and based off what Nicholas Sparks has written,
I would assume he looks like Channing Tatum.
Fast forward years later.
He gets cast in the movie.
I really was like, I predicted that.
I literally did be that.
I think we'd take a break.
I thought you were going to say you dreamt about a natural disaster.
I thought you were going to say, you know,
you dreamt about Channing Tatum,
you splash bitch.
dreams about Channing Tatum.
I didn't dream about him.
I dreamed him into that role and he's welcome.
You're welcome.
Channing Tatum, if you ever watched this, you're welcome.
I think by reading Nicholas Sparks novels at that age,
we could tell you were going to become who you are.
That's when the hate for men began.
The Nicholas Sparks novels.
Absolutely.
And I'd hate them in those books too.
I'd be like, nah.
Can I say I have a worse psychic thing?
Okay, this is like two weeks ago.
I was at home, right?
I was at home and I was sitting and I was with someone and I go,
all right, I just had like a clear.
day vision of Daryl Hannah and she has no makeup or no hair on and she looked really surprised.
I was like, did something bad happen to her?
She's dying.
She can't like what's happening?
Yeah.
You just convinced.
You're like, oh, I have bad news for Daryl Hannah.
Yeah.
So I was like, I'm going to go pee.
Can you Google that?
I come back from peeing and my friend is holding the phone like, and I go, what is it?
It's like 12.03.
He's like, it's her birthday as of midnight.
This just happened.
Now, nobody's been amazed by this, but how often do we all sit and think about Daryl Hannah?
I mean, we all should more.
And no wig and makeup.
And my vision of her being surprised at midnight on her birthday.
You think she was surprised it was her birthday?
I mean, I think it's more impressive than predicting Channing Tatum's than your
job.
Is it?
That sounds like those are the same.
I'm like, oh, Chating Tadham and Dear John, Daryl Hannah's birthday.
And also, both of those are not psyching enough to get any response.
No.
Both of those are like, okay.
I like how we're talking shit on each other's visions or psychic abilities, but everyone
else is like, neither of those things are psychic.
You're fucking stupid.
Those things mean you're a clairvoyant person.
But I do believe I am.
I really do.
I think intuition exists, right?
I read Stephen King's The Shining, and they talked about The Shining in the book.
They talk about it almost as being like not necessarily clairvoyant, but it's like a spectrum
of like, some people have a little shine.
They'll do things like,
bring home flowers.
One of the examples he was like,
oh, bring home flowers to their wife
not knowing she had a bad day.
Or they don't study for a test
and they get good grades.
Gotcha.
Everybody has a little bit of sensitivity.
Yeah.
And obviously the extreme of that is,
oh, I can help the FBI identify a dead body.
Yeah.
I don't have that.
That being said,
like, have you ever seen The Conjuring?
Of course.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you watch the newest one?
Like the remake of it.
They did like a remake a couple years ago or something.
Of the Conjuring film?
Yeah.
The Conjuring's not that old.
Wait, was it the conjuring?
Yeah, it was.
I'm pretty sure.
With Patrick Wilson and Vera for amyglia.
Wait, yeah.
Okay.
So you're talking about the recent one then, the one that you watched.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, that's the one I'm talking about.
Hello?
Psychic but stupid.
That's the other thing too.
So I'm not to think I'm psychic.
And I'm like, oh my God.
I knew that password to Verizon.com.
I'm psychic.
Yeah.
I'm literally psych.
That's not psychic.
That's memory, ho.
You know what I mean?
Like you remember?
something you did?
Right.
Psychic.
Yeah, that's not, yeah, no.
You could guess your own password.
Okay.
Big deal.
When I was really high once and I was watching Interstellar.
Right.
And, you know, I told this story on my other pod, but like, you know how Matt Damon is in
interstellar, but he's also in The Martian.
Okay.
So when I saw Matt Damon and Intercellar, mind you, I've watched, I've watched Interstellar,
but like years ago.
So I was watching it recently.
And I was so balls deep in a high.
And I'm watching Interstellar and I see Matt Damon.
and I'm like, oh my God, Matt Damon's in this movie?
I'm thinking all of this in my head.
And then I start imagining that I've made up The Martian.
Like, I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I thought he was in a movie called The Martian.
That'd be crazy if he was in a movie called The Martian.
Like, I'm having this internal dialogue.
I'm not telling anybody.
But I'm just like, wow, I imagined the movie poster.
You're like, I'd be knowing shit.
Yeah, I remember.
I was like, someone should get in the studio and make that and cast Matt Damon and call it the Martian.
Don't know what the plot is.
I've never seen that movie.
I've never seen that movie.
But I was convinced that I,
that I made up the Martian.
Like just the name and the movie poster
and casting Matt Damon.
Nothing past that.
The weed is a problem.
I kind of got off the weed because I don't,
I don't do all that.
And like,
I don't want to do all that.
Did I tell you what happened to me at Wicked?
No.
Okay.
So I went to,
I know.
Bummer.
But that's okay.
That's okay.
We have a lot of fun though.
I'm at peace with it.
Okay.
I'm at peace with it.
I mean,
you brought it up.
You know,
but I was,
did they have a green carpet?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was green.
Well, it was like a really, really deep green.
So it almost like black.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I went to see Wicked on Broadway like four months ago because I was there alone.
No, eight months ago now.
But I was there alone.
And if you're alone and you have nothing to do in New York, you can get a good ticket for cheap because everybody has a middle seat in the front.
No one wants to sit in.
Yeah.
Because most people go to theater with friends.
I have no friends.
So I'm there by myself.
And I have one of those weed pen, bay pen thing.
Gotcha.
And I go and I'm like, I'm going to see the play.
And I've seen Wicked like three times in my life.
But I was like, I know I'm going to like it.
And I want to see it before the movie comes out, whatever.
So I go, I sit at intermission, I go outside.
I do the vape pen of the marijuana.
And then I...
Oh, wait, this is the Broadway.
The Broadway play.
Okay, yeah.
The Broadway play.
Okay.
Right.
You're talking about the film for a second.
No, this is the Broadway play.
Okay.
And I go and I'm seeing Alexander Socha play Glinda, who I've seen in other plays before.
And I'm seeing Mary Kate Morrissey, the new Elphabah.
And I'm, I love her.
Horny for it.
I'm like, yes.
And it's the part, no good deed, where she's, like, singing.
And there's a green light and there's got this book on the ground and her hair is blowing.
And I'm like, I'm like in it.
I'm like, yeah, girl, yeah.
And then I go, the song ends and I go, oh, that's my line.
And I swear to God, I grabbed the arms of the seat and I started to stand up and I went, I'm not in the play.
Oh my God.
So you don't need to do like so much weed that you think you're in the play, that you think you're in the movie.
Would not be crazy though if you did.
You stood up and started saying you too.
I almost turned around and was like, like.
Thank you for.
I don't know what I was going to do.
Sing, dance.
I don't know.
And that's act too.
Thank you.
And the other problem is too.
I'm so bald.
And there's always gay people in the plays.
And so I'm in the front row paper white with a bald head.
And I know these fags are doing their thing.
And they're like, is that Trixie Mattel?
Like, you know what I mean?
I don't know why this is the choreography.
But I know that they're like, what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah.
God news.
What the fuck?
And they're like turning to the other girls on stage being like, she's da.
Like.
Like, I can feel it.
Madam Morrible comes out and it's like, you know, she's like, not that I'm famous, but
like musical theater gays, I know that they're like.
You're, we're famous in very specific rooms.
Like, very specific rooms.
And some rooms, they couldn't care if I live or die.
In other rooms, I'm like, Angeline and Jolie.
Like, I'm literally like an untouchable celebrity.
Yeah.
And other rooms, I'm invisible.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, at the venues, like, when I tour Saltopin Disco, it'll be like, uh, the people there
are like shitting.
and then the people who work at the venue are like,
who the fuck are you?
Right.
And I'm like, the person who sold out the theater.
I don't know.
That's me on, yeah.
I don't know.
They're like, what do you do?
Somebody said to me recently.
Somebody said to me recently,
you know, I'm on my anti-workaholism tour now.
Yes.
Yeah, as all good workos should be.
I'm dismantling the like the productivity obsession.
It's over, right?
Give it all up.
I love that.
It's over.
I need that.
And I'm here to coach you.
Yeah, for real.
Don't end up like me.
And I was with someone recently and they were like,
we're talking about what you do with you win the lottery and this person goes like
I found it as well I kind of be like you I would just kind of float
is that what you think I've been doing bitch I'd be like floating I'd be like floating
your your life looks awesome floating okay ho I was like you know I wish I'd been floating
baby launch me to space I would love to float the Martian the Martian make me the Martian
make me the Martian we should make the Martian but it's the two of us as Matt Damon
but we should have never seen it yeah and we should make up the Martian and just do like
our own spin on it yeah I was like
Like that's so funny.
I was thinking about the, like, I was thinking, I was telling my family.
I'm like, I really want to go see Gladiator too because I haven't seen it yet, but the girls are loving it.
So I was like, I kind of want to go see it.
And my dad was like, have you seen the first Gladiator?
And I go, uh, no, but I'm sure I could like figure it out, you know?
And then he goes, we've got to see it.
And I'm like, well, I guess I could, but like I don't have to by any means.
But I told them sometimes when I tell people, if they ask me, I've seen a movie that like, a lot of people have seen.
Like, let's use like Titanic, for example.
which I have seen Titanic.
But let's say someone's like,
oh, have you seen Titanic?
And I go, yeah, I think so.
If I say that, the answer is no.
I've just watched a couple scenes.
And I feel like I got the gist.
Honestly, so many movies are that.
So many movies are that.
Like, bitch, you don't need to see Gladiator.
I'm taking you.
You don't need to see a Wizard of Oz to get wicked.
No.
Maybe, I mean, that's really weird if you haven't seen that.
That is true.
Yeah.
But what's a good example of it?
Like the godfather?
I've never seen the godfather.
Oh, can I tell you?
Please do.
I watched it on my,
break just because I was like I never seen this it was amazing and I hate to validate I heard it's
amazing I and I guess because I'm gay I'm always like if a straight guy has had this poster in his
dorm room I'm gonna hit it so like that reservoir dogs like any of that shit I'm like this is gonna be
godfather was amazing was it was it was I'm sure it was there's a part there's a part one
part of it I don't can I like ruin one part of it go ahead there's a part where his wife you know he's
getting like the mob and all that yeah his wife drives away in a car and he realizes that
the last second there's a bomb in the car and he turns and her fucking car explodes and you don't see
it coming and I was watching it like, oh, it really got me. And again, I was like, it's my line.
It was really gaggy. I don't want to, even that movie, like, I've never seen it, but I feel like I got the gist.
Yeah, that's like, or like, what's a good example of something? I say that, but then like one time I, I,
I summarized pride and prejudice. Never seen that either. I summarized it. I was so wrong.
It's not even funny. I was like talking very confidently too. So I was like, well, he, he,
gets he gets he they stand in the rain he confesses his love and then um he gets like pneumonia and dies
that's what i said like confidently right and my sister was trying to guess the movie i was just giving
it a loose description because i don't know anything so i was like telling her and then everybody
in the comments was like that's literally not what happens at all like it could not be further
from one else oh yeah oh it's i mean people love to call it out in the comments if i do like a best
of this year i did my best of 24 makeup products on my youtube channel which y'all can watch right
And every year I round up the things that I thought were the best, the best lip liner brand, the best perfume, the best.
And this year I had to go on the internet and look for the individual price because sometimes I'm like, the foundations, I don't know what, like 10 bucks.
And people in the comments be like, it's 1599 out of touch much.
And like, oh my God.
Yeah, one percenter.
Yeah.
Well, I noticed when I walked in here, that book over there is Little Women.
Yeah.
Would you like to summarize Little Women?
I actually have seen Little Women.
Oh.
So that would be cheated.
Did you want me to?
Yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
So there's women.
And it's, uh, so they don't start little.
That's what everybody thinks.
And that's like, I could see you're going to say that.
Yeah.
They start huge.
Yeah.
Big.
But it's kind of Benjamin Button.
Right.
Where their avatar and then as they get older, they're shrinking.
So like the oldest sister, that bitch is fly pocket.
She's dashed the tick tack.
And the other sisters, the youngest are like, is this going to happen to me?
And the little ones are like, can't hear you.
Your vocal cords are so big and so loud.
Oh.
Like, I'll shut up.
Like, they can't hear you, right?
And the little one's like a mouse voice.
And it's this kind of, it's kind of a comedy of people who just can't.
It's like, what?
And they kind of pass it up.
Russian doll.
At the very end, they all jump into each other, Russian doll.
Yes.
And then at the end, they realize it's not about who's big or small.
It's about the friends they made along the way.
And they found love along the way, I bet.
I sometimes think it's fun to have seen something and talk about it.
But it's way more fun to have never seen it and talk about it.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like I feel like I got.
the gist. Yeah. I'll tell you a movie that I think men love, straight men love that I think
objectively is horrible and I was forced to watch in college. Citizen Kane. Oh, I've not seen
it. Yeah, don't. It's stupid. Citizen Kane. But is it like it's, can I just say like the men
who like Joker like that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Or like Wolf of Wall Street. Like if they love those
movies, they love Citizen Kane. They're like, if you're really a cinefile, you'll watch Citizen
Kane. I'm like, shit was boring. I'll be honest. I'm like Hobbs and Shaw. That movie.
The Furious Spinoffs starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jason Statham,
that movie's better than Citizen Kane.
I believe that.
I'm very horny to watch Red One.
Oh my God, my family's seen it.
They said it was awesome.
I'm so excited.
You know, when you go home for your family,
you have to start making your list of things to keep you busy.
Right.
After you do the hugs, you're like, oh, right.
You know?
And so I was like, I'm going to fucking watch Red One,
and I'm going to love it.
I know I'm going to love it.
Right.
That's going to be me with Gladiator, too,
with no information whatsoever.
I do not plan on watching the first Gladiator.
at all. I'm just going blind.
I'm sure. That movie was not made yesterday.
Like, they're not going to make it a direct sequel.
30 years later.
That's I was like, I'll find my way through it.
I'm sure I'll be fine. If I have any questions, I'll keep them till the end.
It'll ask, hey, I don't understand this.
Oh, I was thinking of 300. Those are different movies.
I've not seen any of those.
Me either. I've never seen.
Yeah, 300. Same thing. I like, I've watched scenes feel like I got the gist.
Braveheart. Same thing. Seens feel like I got the gist.
You know that scene in the Hunger Games?
where they're riding the chariots.
Like that,
I've seen that.
And so got it.
Got it to all of those.
Oh, I'm good.
I'm good now.
I got it.
Before your break,
you said you were going to try to watch Game of Thrones.
Did you watch it?
Okay, this is the thing.
Did you get into it?
Yes, because Conte for years is like,
you've got to watch it.
And I'm just like,
I don't want to out her.
All Katia does is watch television and movies.
All she does is lay on the couch and take smoke breaks and watch films.
Like this.
Oh, I envy her.
And then she has the nerve to show up.
You know, I was at peak work.
alcoholism. No, not a day to breathe.
And she was like, did you watch Game of Thrones?
Do you think I have, that's a college course.
Like, that's me taking a night class of the women's learning annex.
Like, I'll have that kind of time.
So I watched two seasons of it.
And I was like, you can't look at the phone.
You have to watch Game of Thrones like this.
Yeah. You have to stay like locked in.
They're all different families, all different parts of the world.
Many of them, two seasons and have never met.
Yeah.
No.
And I'm like, but she's her.
And that's, she's fucking her brother.
Like, it was just,
it's a lot.
Sometimes you have to say, like, good for you, girl.
You got this girl, but I'm going to go sit over here.
And I don't need to tell Game of Thrones they're good.
They know.
That's true.
So they don't need any of the law.
Like,
that's tea.
That is tea.
And it is a lot.
Like,
it's funny because when I put my family on Game of Thrones when I was in college,
my friend told me to watch it.
And so I started,
which is like,
tells you how long that fucking shows been going on.
But I showed it to my family.
And then my parents kept falling asleep.
Like we would try to watch together and they kept falling asleep.
So then I was like, okay, new rule.
If you fall asleep, catch up on your own time.
We're moving along.
So then like we kept watching and sometimes my mom would be like, I don't understand.
I miss that part.
Gotta go back.
Sorry, ho.
Go back on your own time.
That's not about me.
Yeah, sorry.
That's your problem to handle.
It's too much.
You know, something that makes me zero to a hundred is when you're in like a group setting or
family setting and you all go, let's watch.
Okay, we're going to watch four Christmases, whatever, which was a great movie.
I'd never seen it.
I love that movie.
It was great.
It's so funny.
The older I get, and now that I like in PTSD and I can't handle any amount of stress,
I have to watch like, you know, the Lindsay Lauren Christmas movie.
Like that's the only level of stress I can handle a little now.
I love that.
Anything sad, I cry like I know the people.
I'm like, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Oh, me too.
I cry like Sarah Paulson.
Me too.
Watching, you know, a documentary about people I don't know.
You know?
Like, it's too much.
Yeah.
But I hate when we're in a group and when I start, when I'm like,
and I go to react to something and the.
person I'm with is asleep, I'm like, I'm like, remember misery when she's like, Paul,
you've been out of your bed again and she has a slump camera. I'm like, you're going to learn today.
Right.
Especially if they haven't seen it, but I have and I want them to watch it.
Oh, it pissed off.
It feels disrespectful.
I'm like, I should just turn it off and turn something else on since you're so fucking bored.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
This grateful I love that you're like, or when they're scrolling, I'm like, you better watch.
I'm going to lock your phone.
I know.
On your phone, I know, I'm pissed.
Well, that was my problem with Game of Thrones is like, what do you mean I can't, like, look at the TikTok shop?
I have to do this to the movie.
Yeah.
What is this?
The 90s?
Like, what are we talking about?
We used to sit like this for hours and watch TV.
What is this?
The Friends finale?
Yes.
I don't need no TiVo.
You know in movies like Girl Interrupted where there's like somebody who maybe is very mentally unwell?
And they show them at their worst.
What are they doing?
They're in front of a TV watching it like this.
And you're telling me that's what I'm supposed to want to do.
Right, exactly.
I'm not a TV or movie watcher.
Me either, honestly.
I hate to be a hater.
I'll watch a documentary.
Me too.
But that gets me too whipped up.
Right.
It affects me too much.
I watched that anti-consumerism documentary about like, you know, all the things we're doing to the ocean and fast fashion and everything.
Right, right, right.
And I was like, so we're Amish now.
Yeah, we have to be.
We have to be.
Yeah.
You get too into it.
I love watching ones on cults.
I've been watching ones on cults a lot lately.
Have you watched Twin Flame?
University.
Baby.
Oh, I watched the two of the Twin Flames.
There's two different ones.
I watched both.
Is that a new thing?
I watched, well, I watched the one on Netflix.
I don't know if there's, I only saw one.
I'm sorry, there's not enough men and women to pair up here.
So guess what?
You're trans.
That's like, I'm not even kidding.
I was like, what?
When I was watching it?
And they're like, cut your hair short.
And then she goes, no, I'm not doing that.
And leaves.
It's sort of, sort of a recipe too.
Like, I'm not, sometimes it's people who are at their worst and have nothing and a cult takes
them in.
Right.
It's typically people who are like too financially comfortable, both parents who love them.
And they're like, what if I just fuck my shit up?
I'm feeling bored.
Yeah.
What if I just go?
I sit on kids.
You know, like they're always like, it was a, she had a great life.
We loved her.
She knows she's very talented.
Yeah.
And then she just met this guy.
And that was in the Twin Flames University.
All their stories were like that.
They're like, I know I was at the top of my game.
My business, you know, my family loved me.
And I just said, no.
And then I saw this guy in the parking lot of the taco.
about and I said, sure.
I saw this platonic ass couple on a Zoom.
I said, yes, me too.
Like, what the fuck?
You're not gay?
Your girlfriend is over there.
Like, what the fuck?
Well, you're gay now.
That's like how that, that one was crazy.
And when I was on Caleb's show the first time, I told him, I said in a clip that I think
I'm too smart to be inducted into a cult.
And when you put it on TikTok, they were like, actually smart people get
taken into cults constantly. It's actually really serious.
It's actually, those are the people
who actually join cults. Well, maybe I'm better than everyone.
Actually, Albert Einstein was in a cult and actually Gina Davis who is a,
you know, not Mercer. What's the smart people thing?
Mensa.
Not Merza.
No, that's a flesh eating disease.
Actually, Gina Davis, who's an excellent archerist.
She's a genius and she's in a cult. No, I don't know.
I have a hard time. I live just two blocks in the Scientology's
Celebrity Center and I'm always like wow, wow.
That's all I'll say because I live in fear, but I'm always like, wow.
Me too.
Well, that's why like I said I was too smart and I was like, well, are they psychic?
Maybe that's why I haven't been put into a cult.
Huge if true.
Huge if true.
Huge if true is my new favorite, like, you know, oh, is that, oh, my chapstick, huge
if true.
Anything.
I found a parking spot.
Huge if true.
It's just dumb.
I know.
That's why.
Even when Chris Fleming was on here, we talked about.
Scientology, but he was telling me he gets scared two of them.
So sometimes he'll just look in the parking lot and be like.
Yeah, I've said things and people in the room are like, like, because we don't know what kind of like, you know, like power they have and like your YouTube videos are, you know, shadow.
I love when people say they're shadow band and they just make bad things.
I posted a selfie and no one liked it.
Obviously I'm shadow banned.
Or they don't post consistently.
Yeah, I'm shadow band.
They post once a month.
And then you're like, well, well, that is what it is more than anything.
Yeah.
If we don't post consistently, it's more than anything.
And we post way too consistently.
Too much.
How many things do you have come out like per week?
Like scheduled and filmed in advance, probably like two or three things.
Yeah.
So Katie and I have like, you know, we have Baldwin and Beautiful and I have one YouTube video a week.
And then, you know, if I'm doing pit stop, that's another thing.
Yeah.
But, you know, two or three things a week, people don't realize it's kind of a lot to make.
No shit.
It's a lot to make.
And then, you know, if you're a live performer, which I know a lot of people who do, like, online things don't perform live.
It's also like you film during the week and then you work the weekends.
Yeah.
And that's where when I had to take the break, that was where I actually just like, after years and years of that, I was like, I broke myself.
Like I just was like, no, I just something just all of a sudden was like, nope.
Like I was like more, you know, I don't know you're going on break.
Yeah.
How did you figure out that it's, wait, your break is, can we call it a fake?
Because I just saw your
Let's call it in a moose bush
Yeah I saw her TikTok
That's like guys
I'm going on break
I walk in here
She goes can you make a TikTok
I said what the fuck is this
I didn't say that
Our social girl Laura said that
Laura Laura's co-opting
And coercing
And pressuring a young girl
Who has boundaries
Laura
And then you said
Yeah I said I'm just still filming
I said so you're filming
And you're making TikToks
On your break
What the fuck
What the fuck?
What the fuck
I know my break is exclusively from TikTok more specifically, like making like content for it.
Because I realistically, I don't need to post nearly as much as I do like original content just for that app.
Please stop.
But I continue.
I've done it every single day consistently for like the last three years.
Yeah.
And like if I ever missed days, it would be like maybe one, maybe two, like max.
And then I would be like, I have to post at least two TikToks today.
So I just kept doing that.
And in addition to everything else I've been doing.
So, but I've been.
I feel like getting choked out on TikTok.
I'm just like getting burnt out and growing resentful towards it.
So I was like, I need to step back from this app specifically because it's, it's starting to warp how I see myself and like whether or not I even like this job.
And I love this job.
I don't want to feel that way.
And since that's like, I was describing it to my team as like, TikTok is like the engine of my car.
It's not the only thing in my car.
Like I have lots of other moving pieces.
But it was like what started it and what like is at the center of it.
So I was like, I need a break from this app specifically.
So I don't look at it anymore.
And anything I post is ads or like promotional stuff.
When you come back, it could be gone.
Yeah, exactly.
Which is kind of cunty.
Yeah, which I didn't plan.
Like some people were like, well, you're doing that.
And before it gets banned, I'm like, well, I don't know if it's going to.
But if it does, okay.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know if it's going to, but.
Do you know what I realized?
We will see.
On my break, I left.
I was out of L.A.
I was living like, you know, I only watched the news.
I didn't go on Twitter.
I didn't look at emails.
I didn't do anything work related.
No social media for.
At least three months.
I love that.
After like three weeks, I felt like I left The Matrix.
Really?
Girl, I love doing YouTube.
I love making dumb videos and all that.
But social media feels so real.
The internet feels so real.
And it is real.
The way it affects the world is real.
Yeah.
But it feels like a real place.
It is not worth losing sleepover.
No, for real.
You're so real about that.
And it took, I almost started the longer I wasn't performing, the longer I was just like biking
around and doing a watercolor all day.
I was like, none of that.
Like nothing about wearing a wig and talking to my friends should keep me up at night.
For real.
That is actually embarrassing and crazy.
Yeah, I agree.
Even just like the distance from just that one app.
Because like even so, like because that was like the main app that I'm always on.
Like I'll look at Instagram, but I don't post nearly as often on there.
I don't have a YouTube.
I do the shows.
I have my book like all my other many things.
But like it's basically just Instagram and TikTok.
So once as soon as I left that app,
just stopped looking at shit and stopped looking at notifications and stopped just not even
looking at it at all.
I've never felt freer.
Like I felt lighter already.
And it hasn't even been that long.
Oh my God.
All of a sudden,
the world around two starts to be like, oh, this is the main character.
Yeah.
Like this is what matters.
Like me, you, your mom.
Everybody here.
Yeah.
For real.
This is the main character of the day.
Amen.
I agree.
And I think it's easy to think that these cameras running and what
will go up later is the main character.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I don't know, I just feel embarrassed and like I learned a lot.
And I just, if I could do a lot of that over, I mean, you are younger than me.
I just like, yeah, a lot younger.
A lot younger.
Ain't none of it worth like that six extra day of filming.
Like, yeah, like, nothing's really that fierce about that.
That's true.
America's obsessed with productivity.
Yeah, absolutely.
obsessed with you have value because of what you made or what you earned or what you produced.
You have value if you do nothing.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And that's what I said.
That's what I was talking about my video.
Like I was like, I need to like re-center where I'm getting my validation.
I've always gotten it from me.
And now I'm getting it from y'all.
Like I'm getting it from how you perceive me.
Like I don't believe I'm a good person unless you tell me I'm a good person and that's
not fair to me.
Yeah.
Like I need to step back from that because it's warping how I see myself and that's not fair.
Yeah.
That's not why I started this.
I didn't know the shit was going to happen.
I started doing this because it brought me joy.
And when I saw it brought other people joy, it's like a win-win in my head.
But now it's turning to, I'm not getting anything out of it, but it's taking everything from me.
Like that's how it feels.
Yes.
And you start to be like, I mean, everybody's dream is to be self-employed and self-sufficient.
And then you sit in your little cage that you built and you have the nerve to complain about how overworked you are.
Exactly.
When you're the one who said yes to all that shit.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And it's like, I've had that back and forth conversation.
with my therapist.
Yeah, it's like, this is my fault.
I feel spread thin because I took what little talent I have and I spread it so thin.
Absolutely.
And now the people who want me to do a good job and watch me are getting the tired,
uninspired version of what I do.
Absolutely.
And that's why I was like, I can't even, I can't show up for y'all if I can't show up
from myself.
So I need to like refill my cup and then I will come back.
That's why I was like, I don't want it to be dramatic.
Like it's just, I need to break.
I need a break.
But can I tell you people make it dramatic?
Like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that has to do with people's
obsession with work too which I had for a very long time and the love spell just broke.
All of a sudden I was like I mean I don't want to sound whatever but like last year I had like more TV shows I never had I was selling my show was sold out everywhere.
My new TV show was out my music everything was happening. I was making more money than I never had and I actually was like more quote unquote famous than I ever was and it was like so real none of this shit.
The the the my idea of what?
But I thought when I, you don't would make me the happiest if I got this, this and this.
None of that even matters.
Yeah.
It matters.
Yeah.
But it is not a substitution for actually feeling good.
But it's not worth losing you, like losing how you feel or like feeling like shit all the time.
Like, and that's true for me too.
Like this year has been a huge year for me.
Like I, my book came out.
My book was a bestseller.
I had a sold out tour.
I've never been more busy, more popular, more relevant.
Like I've had huge moments all year.
I did Forbes.
I was on Forbes cover.
I was like, I did.
I did all these things.
And it's funny because like the only thing I can think of that happened this year that
truly brought me so much joy I was like on a cloud for for weeks was getting engaged.
And nobody saw that.
That was just me.
Like that was like mine.
You know what I was there.
You didn't see me.
I was there.
Yeah.
And I have the footage.
I'm selling it.
I believe that.
Me with a GoPro like upside down hanging out of a tree like got it.
And I had a lot of people ask me like, oh, can you post videos of your proposal?
And I was like, there are none.
because it was for me.
Like, that was for me.
And so, like, that was the only thing I can think of that happened this year that truly
brought me so much joy.
I, like, I was, like, on cloud nine for a month.
Like, it was just, I was so happy.
I was so, like, I felt so, like, lilted and high.
And, like, when I got the New York Times bestseller, I was very grateful and I was
very happy.
But that, like, feeling I was like, well, what's, well, next I got to do something
else.
So it was always very, like, okay, well, now I have to do the next thing.
And I have to do the next thing.
And then I realize, like, I'm not even enjoying anything.
Like, I'm not.
I'm not happy. I'm not like giving myself kudos. I'm not giving myself credit. I'm not even like
sitting in the moment and enjoying it. Yeah. Because I'm so overworked and so stressed and so unhappy.
Yeah. And the people who watch you or me or Brittany or Katya or Caleb like people who I guess like us where it's like, you know, they really get, they like us.
They are not. They want good things for us and they want to laugh with us. They do not want you to feel that way. And they're not giving you extra point.
mentally because you're exhausted and exactly and you also they can tell yeah exactly they
can tell I agree tell even if they're not saying it they can tell absolutely and then we're not even
being I don't want to be like woo-woo but we're not even being grateful yeah because we're not putting the
best thing absolutely we're just trying to get to tomorrow like just like keep my head above water
give me the scrunchy yeah record you don't I mean like it's like too much like yeah I agree I agree and
I'm so like and then I feel like shit because I feel ungrateful and I've never been more grateful to like do this for a living.
And so that's why I was like I came to that point because it was just like one thing after the other love like and I said this too like on my other show.
But like one of the reasons I left or one of the reasons I really was growing resentful was because I'm tired of people talking about me as if I'm not a real person.
Oh, like I'm sorry.
I'm tired of them talking about me as if I'm like a figment of their imagination or I'm like a fun trend.
like I don't like being talked about as if I'm not real
and so like people would talk about me on TikTok like I wasn't real
like they would and they would fantasize about a new version of me coming
and they would say things like oh like what if like can someone be the next
true there's only one me bitch like and I and I made a video once talking about like
when that shit was happening and it was just like compounding on itself it was just like
one thing into the next into the next of people just discussing what they think are valid
reasons to not like me or valid reasons to feel like someone would be better in my position.
Like, you're talking about me as if I'm not here. Like, I don't, like, I'm not a real person with
like feelings and like. And like my account is kind of my house. Yeah. You're walking in and
being like, this decor is awful. You know what I mean? Like I'm in the room. I have someone who
could decorate this way better. If that person was here, they would do a way better job. And also like,
this is the other thing. I think that the, I used to be competitive. I used to feel like if I don't
take that job and I see somebody else, I'm not.
If I see another drag queen doing that commercial, I'm going to shoot myself.
Which is so crazy.
And now other drag queens, other comic, whatever, other DJs, whatever, I'm like, if I don't do it and you do it.
See, period.
Nothing bad happens.
And also, like, fans are like people consumers of our content.
They have a right to be critical of us.
Yeah.
And I have more than ever feel like, then do it.
Yeah.
Go buy a shitty blonde wig and a white go-go boot.
Right.
And you do it.
Girl.
The amount of times.
I've been like, take, I literally said, take this mantle from me, bitch.
Like, I promise, I don't need it.
Like, you want to, you want to fuck up, men?
Take it.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, please get it.
I can only do one at a time.
That's why I said, if, instead of complaining and being, and trying to dismantle all the
different reasons why I have what I have, why don't you get in the fucking cage with me, bitch.
Why don't you fight alongside me?
I am by myself.
Like, I am literally fighting by myself.
I always compare myself.
You wouldn't get this reference.
But I always compare myself to like the Battle of the Bastards and Game of Thrones.
It's John Snow by himself, fighting like an army of like a thousand.
That's how I feel.
And I'm like, yeah, no, I could use some help.
I would love if you could come and join alongside.
Take it.
I don't want it anymore.
Like I have proven.
I just need to grow back.
Girl.
Okay.
And my eyelashes at the same time.
Otherwise I'm going to end up like her.
Is that what you want?
Bald as hell.
Damn.
Disenfranchised.
I literally, I said to, I'm like, I did not invent that.
I didn't invent making fun of men.
I didn't invent feminism.
And I said, like,
like the unique thing about me is fucking me.
It's me, bitch.
Like, I was like, you could make fun of men all goddamn day.
That doesn't mean you're going to get what I have because the secret is me.
I'm hilarious.
That's why I'm objectively funny.
That's why.
That's why it worked for me.
Yeah.
That's why.
You know what I mean?
That's what caught people's attention.
So I was like, I don't, I'm sick of being discussed.
Like, I'm just like something new, like a new fad.
I'm like, also I've been here forever.
Pick a new one.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
I've been on TikTok for fucking ever.
Go fuck.
with Brittany, she could take it.
Yeah, girl.
Get her ass.
Go come for Caleb.
I dare you.
I dare you.
The amount of times I've said that.
Because a lot of times, and I'm sure you get this too, especially because we're all
friends.
But they're like, oh my God, like, if I hung out with you guys, like, you would love me.
I'm like, we would bury you.
Sometimes I'm like, girl, you think you're, you think, if you think you have thick
skin, you got to spend time.
I said this with Bernie, Bernie spent the night at my house with me with my sister.
and I was like she said they would incinerate if they were in a room with Caleb and
Trixie and I was like I agree I was like I fucking agree I was like Bob Bob's a great one too
oh god you think you think oh they would love me we would but like I don't know if you could take
what our version of love that's what I'm saying that's my point I said you guys don't know
what that feels like and I said that because I have so many drag queens on my show because I'm a
cunt just like they are that's what they like me you get along really well we have a lot in
common. I know. I was like, I can take a joke. That's why. We're at a group chat right now. And it was like,
it was like me, you, Brittany and Drew. And Brittany just responded, can somebody tell Caleb something? Because,
because we're not speaking right now. He's like, can you please communicate to Caleb that I will be there.
Stupid. You're going to have a great break. I just, um, I caution you to be protective of, you know, during my
break, it started as a break. And then people are like, well, you have a couple shows in the middle.
And you do have to do this, you know, I'm going to tell you something. And this is like no, this is, this is
no tea to anybody who works for me around me or works for you around you. Yeah. People who make money
off you and need you to help them make money, it's not their job to tell you where the boundary is.
Yeah. And so then it's almost like we get mad of like my whoever is making me. Nobody's making you.
That's true. We said yes. And now we're complaining that we have to do what we said we were going to do.
And it's not even a cute look to be like, everybody needs me. It's like, mm, you said you would do it.
Yeah. It's one of those it's like autonomy is important. Yeah. Like you, you chose to do that.
which is my thing too.
My team advised me to take a break last year, like end of last year.
And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, I can't do that.
Like, I was very resistant to it.
I was like, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Like, the thought of not working makes me feel worse than I do when I'm working.
And at least I thought it did.
And I felt pretty fucking awful, like working.
So I was like, no, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
So this time it was my idea, like, to take my little mini break.
And I told them and they were all like,
oh well that's so great I'm so glad like they were like thank God why I don't have to give it
because last year I felt like I was like like to everyone because I was just in such a bad mood
I was just so irritable oh my god I know that and then I feel like shit because I'm like I'm like I'm
the best version of myself when I'm working and then when I'm home with the people who love me
and know me in real life I'm a shell of a human I'm like not a real person or I'm irritable
or I'm upset or whatever you know what I mean yeah and then like you know LA and work
entertainment too it is like a it's like a spell and it's like a bubble and when you get
out of here, you're like, do I want to go back?
Like when I go home to Milwaukee, I love Milwaukee so much.
I'm always like, do I live here full time now?
I'm like, I got to go home.
You know, it takes like two days of access to like noodles and company for me to be like,
should I just stay here?
I don't know.
Should I just fuck it all?
Yeah, should I become a bartender at my own bar and just get a lot of noodles and
company?
That's kind of fun.
I don't know.
Well, that's another reason why I think taking breaks are a good idea because you, you know,
like don't grow so resentful.
towards the job that you actually really love.
Yeah, and I love my, yeah.
So lucky. Yeah, that's how I think all the time.
So I'm like, I just need to remind myself home.
And even when I invite people over, like when I have game nights and stuff, I don't invite you because you never text me back.
But I'm usually out of town working.
That's true.
You know, maybe you're not so much anymore.
God.
Well, no, I am January.
I'm not doing any live shows in January.
Oh, nice.
So let's do something.
Can we hang out?
Yeah.
We said, we've been saying this for months with Brinney, but we said we're going to get high.
and go to Dave and Busters.
Conti.
You're right.
Very conti.
I know you said you're trying to wean off.
I just can do like a little.
Otherwise I get freaked out.
Me too.
Like the old me could like not get anxious.
The old me could watch a sad movie and not to cry too hard.
The new me is just everything's too raw.
Everything's too like.
I don't know.
I think it's too much therapy and now everything hits.
Everyone's like, oh, I got you this gift.
I'm like, you're dead.
Somebody comes over to my house and brings a bottle of wine.
I'm like, fuck.
So, so sweet.
way I brought you a gift. I got you. This is a flash drive with just like an hour mix on it I made.
Oh, thank you. Your own work. I appreciate it. Thank you.
This is so cute. This is so cute. Thank you. So this is very tricksy. Well, I'm always like everybody I'm
friends with is like, they can buy themselves whatever they want. I'm always like, what can I give
that's like semi one of a kind? Right. I love this. And this is perfect. So I bought those on Amazon.
So they're one of a kind. Obviously. They're not, they're not mass produced in any way of shape of
form. I stone that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is so sweet.
know what I've been doing. I'm obsessed with this. I love to candles, the duty candles. And then
on TikTok I saw you can pour the hot water and clean out all the wax. Oh yeah, yeah. So now I got
all these empty candle jars. No plan. So I just get all these candle jars and I'm just like,
ooh, like I stand next to them. I just like feel their power of what they could be.
The possibilities are endless. I know. I'm like house keys in there.
Loose change. Haven't done anything yet. You can sing no good deed around them. Oh, I'm like
pee jar. Pee jar. Pee jar. Whatever. You just got to, it's going to be a great break.
for you and I encourage you at some point to actually just like it was so replenishing I came back so
in love with drag and in love with making people laugh I love that it made me feel like the years
preceding the break I can't believe how much I struggled with it and now I'm like oh it's not it's
working yourself to death is not that fierce yeah and it doesn't it doesn't ever work out it's
like never a good idea like ever even when I talked when I had a Lana Glazer on yeah when she was
telling me I'm so glad you're taking a break she told me like she kind of
I took a break when she had her baby.
And she was telling me, I think it's important.
I tell other people in the industry all the time,
you should take breaks because it helps refill you or re-inspire you.
Yes.
And I told her, I was like, that's so true because then you, you, you, the well runs dry.
And then you start growing resentful because you're like, I don't have anything more to give you.
Like, I've given you everything.
I don't have anything else.
And then you start growing resentful towards the job.
You start growing resentful towards people.
And then you don't feel inspired anymore.
Like, you're bored almost.
Yeah.
And Katia and I were talking about, like, Katty and I, right?
Now, our focus has been quality over quantity.
Love.
We love opportunities and we love money.
But we've been like, let's just make things like our pod and Netflix, our own little
things where we sit in a wig and talk.
And they bring us joy.
They're fun.
And like, let's make them just really good.
And Lou to make them really good is to go in like really.
Like, sometimes I go into film with her.
And if we haven't filmed together in a while, it's like I'm so edged.
I can't wait to come.
Wait, to show up in a wig and start screaming.
Like, I just like, ah.
And that's the feeling you want.
It's so hard when I think of when I was making like Trixie Motel or Queen of the Universe.
And I was doing these TV shows back to back and doing YouTube and doing like that type of stuff.
Yeah.
I would go into set and be like, oh, I don't know, I'm going to do this today.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
That's not cute.
That's actually, it's kind of like going to work out of uniform.
Like our job is to show up ready to share something hilarious and fun.
Yeah.
And then when they're like, make sure you have fun.
Make sure you have, and then I'm always like, get out of my face.
I hate preparing, but also it's a little like cramming.
Yeah.
Cramming versus real studying.
Absolutely.
It's a difference.
Yeah, you don't really understand it.
You've just memorized it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like content.
What have you been up to?
I don't know.
I've seen you every day this week.
Oh, since the last time I saw you, which was 14 hours ago.
Right.
Not much.
What do you want to know about my Uber eats order?
Can I ask you a question?
Now you probably don't.
Yeah, please do.
Everybody always wants me to leave podcast.
And I'm, I, my own podcast, I'm like, are we?
be done? Other people's, I'm like, you're all staying.
We're fine. If you're fine, I'm fine.
I have a couple things that I've been asking everybody.
Please do.
One of them is, okay, if you were going to quit this job today, and you were going to open
a couple fast food restaurants as your little franchises.
Okay.
Taco Johns, whatever.
Yeah.
Which ones would you, if you were going to be like, I'm going to go in.
I'm going to try to make it good.
I want to be able to eat there for free.
I want to employ my friends there.
Which fast food?
And I think a lot of them count.
Is it like an existing one or anyone?
Or just like a theme?
I would say Subway.
T.
Because I think if I love Taco Ball, but I think if I saw how it was made, I would get turned off.
Right.
And I think, like, sub sandwiches.
Can't peek behind the green curtain.
Right.
You know.
It's bread. There's no reveal.
They make it in front of you.
Chipotle. I have another question. Please do. What would you do if you won $86 million?
$86 million? From the state of California lottery. Honestly, fuck off. I would fuck off into the
wilderness like you did. I shaved my head bald. Float. Yeah. I'd shave my head bald and start serving
at your bar. Do you think you would keep performing? Um, yeah, right? Honestly, yeah, probably.
Like, realistically, yeah, I'd probably still keep doing what I'm doing, but I would have way less
pressure on me as far as like, but imagine me winning the lottery. That would be such a dick move.
Because I'm obviously going to take the money, but like, you know.
You're going to be frowned upon because everybody knows me.
They take 40%, you know.
I know.
I've heard.
Yeah.
And sometimes more depending on the state.
You're going to $8.
Right.
Make it last.
Okay.
Then I'll go to your subway.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
$5 foot long.
And I only asked because on my break and I came back and I thought about it a lot,
if you want all the money you and everyone you love could ever need.
Yeah.
You would still do this.
Probably.
And so at the end of the day, putting in that.
12th hour for another paycheck.
He would do this for free.
That's true.
I was like...
Not you therapyizing me.
Seriously.
I, Katz and I were talking about it.
I was like, I used to make 40 or less dollars doing drag.
Right.
I was as happy.
That's actually so true.
Me too.
So ultimately, it's like so much of this is about the money or whatever.
But if you had all the money and you didn't need the money, you still do this.
That's so true.
Think of all those housewives.
They don't need this fucking bravo money.
They sure as hell don't.
They show up and fucking destroy each other.
for play money.
For bags.
For buying bags.
That's girlhood.
That's why.
Yeah.
But okay, we'll wrap.
We'll wrap now.
You won't to leave.
Well, your manager wants you to leave.
Oh, we have to go.
Well, we were doing Monet's podcast today.
Yes.
I love her.
We love her.
We just had her on us an All Star 2.
She's so funny.
She's so pretty.
I know.
She kills me.
And she came in two foot things, like casts.
Oh, because she just had a surge.
Yeah, on her feet.
Both her feet.
Now the straight people are all doing Ozempic.
The gays are all getting the first.
foot slimming surgery.
Look at the tiny foot diva.
No, she literally was like, my dog, I can't do anything.
But, you know, like my autonomy, I can't not do my own thing.
So today I drove myself.
I go, you thought the one thing you should risk is driving.
Which is specifically this.
For your feet.
Okay.
I was like, no, yeah, I was showering.
Someone can help me.
But driving, I can do that myself with two broken feet.
Do you drive?
Yeah.
I'm getting my license again.
Did you lose it?
It expired in 2016.
And I just been so busy.
So doing what?
Floating.
Floating, apparently.
Floating in the Martian.
So I'm going to get another license of my dream next year.
This is a little crazy.
But my new dream is I would love to go on like an RV trip.
That sounds fun.
And maybe even.
You, me, Brittany and Caleb should go.
Okay.
Now I'm going to stop you right there.
Us, who's driving?
We wouldn't even make it out of it.
We make it one day.
We make it to Pomona, California.
Yeah, it would be real like, what's that the Griswolds?
You know what I mean?
Like, but we should make Caleb drive.
I think he.
well, I think all of you be good drivers.
Yeah, I'm a good driver.
I just don't like driving.
Right.
So I refuse to, not it.
I hate driving.
Me too.
But sometimes, like, I get groceries delivered from Gelson's and I'm like, I could have driven to get that.
Yeah, I think that too.
But I'm like, well.
If Beyonce can go to Target, I can go to Gelson.
Right.
Absolutely.
You could.
You should.
What'd you do if you saw Beyonce at Target?
Shit myself, probably.
I've met her, though.
So I met her this year.
Oh, shit.
See another thing I did this year.
Oh, yeah.
shit.
At the target?
Not the target.
Oh.
But I did shit myself.
You met Beyonce?
And I had an all white party.
Can you believe it?
Shart up my back like a toddler.
When I walked out, I backed out of the room so she wouldn't have to see my shirt.
But yeah, no, she was wonderful.
She was amazing.
Me and Brittany met her together.
I can go now.
Okay.
Oh, all of a sudden, she doesn't want to be here anymore.
All of a sudden.
She changed herself to the chair earlier, but all of a sudden.
I love you.
I love you.
Last thing.
What are your New Year's resolutions if you have any?
Oh my gosh.
Do you have any?
Huge of true.
Yes.
My new thing is, okay, you can't be more concerned than the people it concerns.
You will give yourself gut rot being like, doesn't miss thing know that she, blank, blank, or my friend who doesn't is.
You can't lose more sleep over their poor decisions than they do.
Period.
It's the circular.
My friend Tephy calls it blocking someone's lessons when you worry about them.
so much more than they worry.
You're blocking their lessons. Good luck with your lesson,
ho. That's so fun. That's a lesson
for you, not for me. I love that.
And what are we bringing into 2025?
Yeah, what vibes are we bringing? Oh,
recycled clothing. Like
like secondhand thrifting,
taking clothes you have, making new clothes
from the clothes you have. This year I've been really
into using less things.
We need less things. I feel bad because I sell
makeup on the internet, but the truth is we don't
need much. Right. You're trying in
Marie condo.
We don't need much.
Next time I see you're going to be the little old woman who lived in a shoe.
Totally.
Now I think at Trixie Cosmetics, when you buy a lipstick, I'm going to come to your house and make you get rid of one.
So we're like, you don't need that.
Which one of these sparks joy?
Right.
That's one we keep.
If you buy one of my products, please let it replace one that you know is expired.
Right.
We all have those lip products.
We're like, is this good?
And it smells like kerosy.
And you're like, it's cute though.
Just in the middle.
Just in the middle.
Right.
Anyway, you don't need too much stuff.
I get that's my main thing now is like, like,
We need to buy so much shit.
I love that.
That's a great idea.
Buy some of shit.
That's a great resolution to have.
I think mine is to continue to prioritize myself as much as I prioritize others.
Like my news resolution is to keep me top of mind too.
Love.
Not just everyone else.
Look at us.
Fuck those people.
We're so grown now.
We're just becoming women.
Last year we were awful.
Yeah.
But now we've had our blood.
Okay, bye.
Thank you all so much for tuning into this amazing all-star episode featuring the wonderful and
fabulous and enlightened Trixie Mattel.
Obviously, all of the people who follow me know you, but just in case they don't, where
can they find you?
I'm pretty much everywhere at Trixie or at Trixie Mattel, and I have a YouTube where I
upload every week.
We have Bald and the Beautiful podcast.
And this year, Salopin Disco is going all over Australia, America, UK, and Europe.
So come.
Damn.
Okay, period.
Put on a blonde wig and some pink and shake your ass drunk.
And that's an order.
That's an order.
Thank you all so much for tuning in.
Don't forget that new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday.
day you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video lives for free and
exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for my amazing all-star guest,
Trachy Mattel. Make sure you all follow her. You already fucking do, but go see her doing
whatever she's doing next year. It's going to be, or this year, it's going to be amazing. But thank you
all so much for joining us, and I'll see you next week. Bye!
