The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - RESPONDING TO DISTURBING COMMENTS | Drew Afualo ft. Carlo Malis | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 24

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

Drew welcomes Carlo Malis this week as they talk about the ways to respond to all types of disturbing content.    Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo   Carlo: https://www.instagram.com/carlomalis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I saw a meeting, I was like, Batman's superpower is white privilege. I was like, damn, now I think about it. It's true, unless you're talking about me as Batman, but the real Batman, yeah. The real Batman, the real fake Batman. Yeah. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section show, starring me, your favorite of all time, as always, which is something we all already know. And today, I have a very special guest, the one and only, Marlo Malice.

Yes. The Sun King, that's what they call me. The Sun King. They call you whoever they are. Okay, I have a platform too, Drew. Fun fact about me and Carlo is that Carlo's the first guest I've had on here that I met prior to coming to filming.

Everybody else I typically meet, like, once they get here, and then we go and hang out after. But me and Carlo are longtime friends, sisters before Mr. and the mister is Billy he's closer to him than he is to me it's all right you can tell him okay okay yeah

he uses me to get to Billy it's the opposite of what other people yeah the complete opposite now move over Drew I need that I think the first one of the first videos I ever saw of yours that made me laugh so hard that's when I followed you

was it was one where you It was one of those videos where they're like, what would you do if I was, if I broke into your home? And it was that big dude, like he was like tall, big, thick dude. And you were like, I was still called the Avengers. People kept thinking it was my video.

They thought it was me stitching my own video. And I was like, yeah, I was like, nah, bro. Is that you in the video? It's like, yeah, I made a video reacting to my video. Saying all these things. So how, how

I feel like I kind of understand how you will kind of know how you got started. I think I do. Because I followed you for a long time. Yeah. But like, how did you like get into TikTok? That's quite the story. I got into TikTok out of spite. Against two?

My ex, she would just watch TikToks all the time. I was like, yo, why are you always watching TikToks? And then she's like, look, they're funny. I was like, yo, that's not even funny. if I upload a video right now, how much do you want to bet it'll go viral. And then it did. And I was like, yo.

Yeah, that's a big bet to make on your first one. Yeah, it was literally my first video. And it went like crazy viral. And then, um... It's the slight flex. Yeah, I just, yeah, I made another video. It was like, stop flirting with your girlfriend's dad. And people were like,

yo, this guy's crazy. And then every video just kept, like, doing pretty well. And I was like, I might do this a lot. Yeah, and then it just consumed my entire life, and now that's all I ever think about. You and me both. Unfortunately, for the two of us.

In the best way possible. I think my first video to ever, like, do numbers, I was making fun of someone. I was making, I was telling someone, like, I was literally telling the audience, like, there's a certain face that some people make in pictures, and you know they're not funny. And I was used...

Can you make the face? Can you think of the face? Think white, like a white girl. Is it like... That one? That's one of them. Where you like you scrunch your face, like do a double chin or whatever? No, it's the one where they suck their lips in like this.

That one. Oh, I didn't even know that was like a standard of humor. Oh, yeah. That's like when they say make a silly face, that's the one they do. Yeah, they suck in the list and they smile real big. I got too much lips for that. Sorry, these aren't fillers. I'm just black.

That was the first one I did that did like kind of well. Yeah. And I was like, oh, all right. Like, that's pretty cool. It was pretty fun. The first video I saw of yours was some kid was in the car. He was like, he was like, why do women always want to be better after the breakup? Oh.

And I was like, what? And then you popped up. And then you just went in on him. And I was just like, I remember the video. Yeah. I was like, I said, I basically said like, she ditched you. Like, that's what you're not better. I was like...

Why is she, like, healthier and happier and more successful without me? You were the problem. Yeah, I was like, dead weight. That's why? That's literally what it is. Like, yo, is he really asking a question about why do people want to grow after the experience something? Like, why didn't you just choose to stay the same, please? Well, that's kind of like on theme with our topic today.

So our topic today is we're talking about disturbing content that we react to. But the two of us react to two different sides of discerting. disturbing content. Yours is like unsettling. Mine is settling to an extent, but like mine is more so just like terrible. But yours is like off-putting as how I would describe it. Yeah, I kind of enable that too. Do you just like see it all the time now?

No, people will tag me in the craziest stuff. They're like, yo, you got to do this. And I'm like, no, bro. Yeah, I'd really rather not. Let me keep the little sanity to have. Who you tagging me in the craziest stuff? and I'm like, yo, what have I done to myself? Why have I foster this community of weirdos?

A weirdo like finders. Yeah, I'm like the, you know, Captain Weirdo. And I'm Batman. That's literally all in. Yo, yeah, you be going in. I'm like, yo, you know how they joke about how Batman, like, nobody asked him to do that? They just started doing it. And he, like, he truly, like, beats the shit out of his, like, to the point where

They're like, okay, I get it. That's absolutely me. I saw a meme that was like, Batman's superpower is white privilege. I was like, damn, now I think about it. It's true, unless you're talking about me as Batman, but the real Batman, yeah. The real fake Batman. Yeah. It's white privilege and money.

Like, that's just a hell of money. He's a mass vigilante. That's me. Not a superhero. Just a mass vigilante. But your mask is the bald cat. That's right. They have no idea who I am.

Oh my God. Who's that mad? Ha ha. Billy's like the dude that helps him. Yeah, he's Robin. Yeah. No, no, no, not Robin. Oh, Alfred?

Yeah, Alfred. Because he's at home, like, just waiting for me to get back. You know what I mean? He's just chilling there. He can't even put the tights on one time. Yeah, he's just like, I don't know. I feel like maybe you should, like, take a. break. And he's like, no.

Nah. That's literally him. He knows all the secrets, but like, it's just chilling in the house. Facts. Yeah. That's literally. He knows everything. So much power. I've seen like you, you and I are similar in the sense that we're both

reactionary creators. So, like, we find content and we react to it. Yeah. And, like, I feel like a lot of times if people, like, wonder why we don't collaborate or anything, it's literally because we're like, we're a, one woman show. Yeah.

Like I'm a one woman. I'm a traveling circus. Like it's just me. Yeah. I hate like when people are like, yo, let's, they don't even say collab. They're like, you want to collab? I'm like, yo, what is even your content?

Yeah. Like put donuts on your body. We want me to be the donut? Like what's like, it's also like, it's also so like, I don't think you want what we have. Yeah, I'm like. The badge, the weight that we carry. So much that comes with that. I know, like being the person who like digs through the garbage every day, that's literally the two of us.

We have very like cerebral comedy. Yeah. You've got to use your brain. And it's also so terrible looking at the content that we have to see every day. Like it's bad. It's so bad. It's a double-edged sword. Yeah, it's disturbing in more ways than one.

Yours I told you, like I said, it's just like, it gives you the chills. Like, unsaid it. Mind just upsets you, like it makes you angry. And it's transformed. Like, I do like my original. sketches too and like it's transformed that. Yeah. Like my whole way of thinking is just crazy.

Because you're consuming that content. Yeah. Like this one time I was like kind of depressed right. And this dude to make me feel better, he's like, hey man, listen, no matter how sad and lonely you are, just remember there's someone out there probably jacking off to the idea of you. And I'm like, why? Like, why is that what? people think will make me feel better.

What if you were like, are you talking about? I was like, I was like, bro, what? Because I was telling Billy the other. I was like, last year I was going through it mentally. I was like, I don't even know if my fans liked me. They just sent me all this weird stuff. Yeah. And I made like a story pose.

I was like, man, I think I'm going to take a break. And then that's what he said me. And I'm like, what? Doesn't that make you feel better? Yeah, so much better. And actually, I have like a playlist like a creep series. series. That's what started it. That's what started the whole thing. That's the sad part is like once you get in there, they can't get out. It's like quicksand, man. Like you're stuck. The faster you try to get out, the like faster you sink. So I, same I've like submitted essentially to like the idea of this is like my life is like seeing. Well, mostly just like sometimes people I think I'm like unapproachable in real life. Or they'll ask me like, like, oh, do you do you do this all the time?

Or sometimes I think you're too approachable, like at VidCon when the lady was like, Holt! Is that you Drew? Oh, my God. I was like, yo, what that. Yeah, it really varies. Give her a rabies shot. She's tripping.

It really depends on the person. Sometimes I think people think I'm like, like how I am on TikTok all the time. Like they think, they're like, are you just like constantly doing that? And I was like, no. Yeah. Just all the time I'd be insufferable if I was doing that all the time For real

I also don't spend time with people I don't like So like there's no need for me to do that That's a very good way to live Because there's a lot of times You'll spend a lot of time with people with that Why do I hang out with this person? You're like You ever feel like you know the last time

You're gonna hang out with someone Like I've been getting that so often Ever since I moved to L.A. I'm like, hmm You'll never see me again. I think that this was enough. Forever. Yeah, there was, there was, uh, there was an instance that Billy and I had and I'm going to be very vague about it. But like, we went to dinner. And then when we left, I told

him, I said, I am never hanging out with those people ever again. Like, he was like, he said I was thinking the same thing. Because it was, it was bad. It was really bad. And I'll tell you when we get off, I'll tell you what it was. But it was bad. See, that's a friendship. That's a friendship. That's a true, a tried and true friendship. I get the secrets.

So, okay, for those of you who are not familiar with what we do here on the comment section, what we like to do here is we bring videos that I was either tagged in or sent, and we bring them here, and we either tear them apart or share all the giggles are all in between, all of the above. So for this first video that we're going to talk about, obviously we're talking about disturbing content to react to. And this first one is actually one that we were talking about earlier before we started filming. And it was a guy saying, if women are stronger than men, why aren't we allowed to hit them?

Oh, my God. And he says the amount of people mad at this video is absolutely hilarious. And I responded to the video. That was something I reacted to. So obviously, in theory, like what he said is very disturbing for obvious reasons. Because. But, you know, abuse is not funny. Right.

But also, like, it was funny to me because of the way he was built. Yeah. So I felt like maybe you shouldn't be threatening to hit anybody. You ever seen that movie Powder? You. That's what I thought of when I saw that kid. That's true. That's why I said he's like the peanut butter baby, but with no peanut butter.

For real. I was like... He looks like he could be either like 12 or 50. Like at the same time. Simultaneously. That's why I said he, I said he looked like Tommy Pickles if he grew up to be a bigot.

Yo, for real. If he grew up to be like, like, Blue Lives Matter type dude. Oh, yeah. Like, he looked like he could be the father and the son. He's placed both roles.

Yeah. I find that kind of like, I've literally said this countless times on my show and I'll always say it. I've said it on my TikTok too. But like, if women want to talk. talk about equality or like being treated fairly or just like to respect me right like hey like maybe don't treat me like garbage and your first reaction is to be like then i'm gonna punch you in

your face you literally get over here i'm gonna knock your block off okay you want equality why don't beat you up yeah what you have like a problem if that's like your first that's your go-to your knee-jerk reaction that equal rights equal fights and i was thinking you can't fight at all, let alone another, a girl, a woman. Like, I mean, and also that's operating under the assumption that's like, that's what they were talking about. There's just so much that goes into it. It's like, how did we, we were right here. How did we end up here?

Yeah, like, I don't, I don't. And what route did you take? The treasure map. Because this is some crazy stuff going on there. I always think, too, I'm like, why, like, just like how people would use. stuff like going to war and i was like they're like well women don't have don't get drafted and i'm like and that's on me and i was like you know whose fault that is yours that's the patriarcharies because you said women aren't strong enough to fight they have to be at home so now you're mad that you

have to go fight now you're mad at your logic and your decisions that sounds like poor planning like sounds like you had didn't have the foresight to understand damn that's why i was like it that kind of disturbing content is the is the shit I always get tagged in yeah I see it too I'll see like they'll be rallying up I see the comment like if I see a video right yeah that's under the same you know content yeah I then when as soon as I look at the comments section I was like someone get true someone get true get true I'm like yes people right they'll literally write on there they'll be like what's that girl with the laugh what's her name someone tell her to look at this and they know who you that's what I hate.

Someone goes, oh, her name's Drew, and they tag her, and they're like, yeah, that's the one. They do it on purpose. They, like, they signal me.

That's why I said, like, Batman. They literally shine it in the sky, and I have to come. I have to answer the call. That's what I'm saying. I am Batman. I'm in the presence of a hero,

superhero. However you want to look at it. For real. I take it, I just take it upon myself to start beating up criminals. Like, like,

like, lollipop boy. powder that's his name literally so like the comments on this video it says when we talk about equal rights the first thought they think of or say is equal rights equal fights see like why I don't know like your dream is to hit women in the face and like be like proud of it it's like that's like in my video I said like you can't hit anyone it's against the law to put your hands on anybody right Doesn't matter how they identify. Why, like, is it exclusive?

They're like, oh, I can hit anybody except women. You can't. It's like, now's my chance, though. But if I could hit anybody, I'd want it to be a woman. Like, what? Yeah. Okay. Like, what are you doing, die?

What's going on in that household powder? This one says, I hope every woman he ever likes sees his video and runs away. Yeah, for real. I hope for that too sometimes. I one time made a video about a dude that was like in high school, but he had just graduated high school. So he's like 18. And he made a horrible video, like a horrible, horrible video.

Like talk about disturbing. It was really bad. And I obviously like I ripped him to shreds. As you should. And then his mom found my video. And she was like, I understand that kids make mistakes. But what you did is way work. is it?

Now I see the root of the problem as to join the chat. Maybe you should worry about how you're a parenting your son if this is what he thinks is funny. And putting it on the internet for every other person to see in the world. Like that video went viral in a really bad way and I was getting tagged in it a million times. And the joke was about assault. So like nothing about that is funny. Yeah. What I did is worse.

I said, and I literally wrote back, I said, I think what you did is worse. which is enabling him to do things like this. And developing this type of mindset where he felt so comfortable. He didn't come out of my coochie so it's not my responsibility, bitch. Quite frankly. I didn't give, look at that face.

I didn't give birth to that. There's no way. I don't even want to think about it. And when I said to, like one of my jokes, I said he looked like Otis from the movie Barnyard. You've ever seen them with the talking towel? He looked like him. And that was one of my main jokes that I made.

That's that hit her to her core because she's like, that she's right but leave my baby alone bro in the back mooing the jays sometimes sometimes I genuinely think I'm like I made you laugh a little oh yeah I'm mom bro I made you laugh a tiny bit

yo there's like no way they're like they have to at least like hmm and then they get even more mad because they laughed a tiny bit they chuckled they get so mad and then they don't even realize that they're just adding on to this is like adding more fuel to the fire yeah yeah some of my most popular videos are men who attacked me mm-hmm i've seen like they said some they sought me out

tagged me and they wrote in the caption i don't care what she says about me that's like an oxymor i don't care what she says but i'll make this video about what she said like that's why one of my jokes one of the dudes who made a video like that about me he literally said like I'm a confident person and I don't care he wrote this in the caption I'm a confident person and I don't care

what she says about me so I'm not gonna delete this that lasted probably like a couple hours because I posted my video my video went viral and one of my jokes I said was that he looked like a O lineman at a D3 school

that didn't play and when I tell you I was I was right he literally was currently playing at a D3 school as an O lineman Oh, lineman, and we looked at the stats. Like, he didn't have any numbers from last season because he didn't play.

His heart was racing. He was like, I didn't know she did research. And I literally pulled that out of my ass. Like, I made that up. I just went based off looks. I said, that's what you look like. And I was right. That's what you look like.

Yo, if I was him, that would have cut me to more, bro. You imagine? He literally, like, the spiral starts as like, I don't care at all. like she did exactly what I thought she was going to do like blah blah and then it goes listen like you know sometimes like it's like it's just not cool to like say certain things and then the end it's like I think she's a bully and like I don't know why she would pick me out of all the people how are you guys still falling her she's so mean yeah no literally the spiral like gets more and more deranged as it goes down you ever get any that like apologize after they're like oh please just stop no really never and they doubled down one time I had a dude he sent me he sent billy the most like vile message about me like it was really really like really gross uh it was a really messed up message and he sent it to him and said like send that show this to your girlfriend so then i told him to send it to me and then i put it on twitter and i made fun of what he looked like i went down the entire instagram i did a whole thread i said this is what you look like i messed him up so badly he deleted his whole instagram and then he

set up a burner and then he messaged me from that and he was like hey i'm the guy you just posted about on twitter can you do me a favor and delete those because i work out of school i work with children and i might get in trouble and i said oh that's good i'm glad you're working with kids that's that makes me feel better i'm so glad you're molding the minds of the youth you don't put any thought into that when you first sent that initial message that's why i said it's it's like it's truly a game of like fuck around and find out yeah like they they truly like forget that like i don't care. Like, that's just how like, well, you know how some, some influencers they can't respond to stuff

like that because their brand is being family friendly and yeah, mine's not. The complete opposite of us. Mine's not. Like, I built my platform this way. So like, they expected of me. So that's what I'm literally paying. They're holding you up to that standard. That's why I was like, this is what I got.

Unlike every other bitch, I get paid to do this. So like, this is like, well, I get paid very well to do this. Mind you. She's like, I would do it for free too. shit. I was doing it for free. For how long, for how many years? Yeah, you imagine now you're getting financially back to do this?

I'm not stopping. I know I was doing it just for the joy before. And now it pays my bills. It comes with the commas? And you think now I'm going to stop? Facts. Like, now's the time. I don't know if you ever get, do you get hate?

Me? Yeah. Oh, man. It's like my favorite question to ask other creators. if they get hate. It's so funny because like sometimes I do but I make them regret

I always pin the comment. Me too. And then I make them regret ever even having an account I go crazy because I'm sensitive as hell I was telling Billy I was like yo I'm sensitive, yo.

That's why I said I got to stay away from the comments because I will go in I remember this one dude he like like he was like what did he say he was like that pimple on your chin something so I went to his page

I was like let me entertain this guy this man had like I could count how many hairs he had on his face I was like bro you got this 144 pixel beard loading on your face and you trying to come to me and tell me how my face is like come on dog

and everybody just went in on him like dad Carlo why did you have to do that because I'm sensitive and then he ended up deleting the comment I try so hard to stay away from like hateful comments because it's like yeah the one hateful comment will ruin all the thousands of good comments I feel you and I'm like yeah sometimes people ask me because that's like my whole platform yeah is like getting hate all the time like in droves like it's bad and so sometimes people will be like how do you do it man because I couldn't do it I get paid yeah I love that and I also think I'm like, I just like don't value the opinions of like people who look.

The dudes, the ones that make, try to make fun of me or be rude about me or whatever, the way they look, that doesn't about me. Yo, my favorite video of yours. Yo, they were like, she probably didn't even have a boyfriend. Like, her boyfriend was probably ugly and stupid. Yeah. And then you're, oh word. Of course your favorite video of mine has Billy in it. Yo, it's like it's not even about me.

I don't even talk in those videos. But it was just so good. It was just like, yo. Yo, they were expected like Shrek or something. Yeah, who even knows. And they pull him out and then they're like, damn. It was like that. Like, damn.

I literally, sometimes I save those comments. Like, I'll like, I'll, like, I'll pin them. You get excited when you get... Yeah, I literally, one of them I put... I'm not even gonna lie, I was waiting for... I was waiting for one of you to say this. Sometimes I'll put that.

Because those are easy likes right there. Yo, for real. Because he eats him up on TikTok. Like, as soon as I see, like, I bet you she doesn't have a boyfriend, I bet you he's ugly. I'm like a mill right there. A million likes right there, bitch. Hand it to me.

And I will ride him to the million like train all I want. Every quarter of people, forget or new people come in and they're like he's probably a two at best. And then he's literally their trainer. They literally have like a motivational picture of him framed. I failed you. Oh my God, your Drew's boyfriend?

The amount of times like to that people have messaged him and they'll be like, I really hate your girlfriend. But like I've been trying to grow my truck. Do you have any tips for me or like? Please. I'm like working on my biceps a lot. I mean, what's your thoughts on protein intake? How important do you think that it?

As they're trying to like, Yo, they're like, literally, I hate your fat bitch of a girlfriend. Anyways, if I'm trying to build quads, what's your best form, like, of attack for that? He's the guy to go to. First time I met you guys, this man's arms was screaming for air in his suit. I was like, damn, bro, you good? He's like, look at you.

He's like, you pretty thick yourself. And then that's when, um, your sister noticed me. Yeah. And then that's when you turn out. I was like, oh, it's y'all. I was like, oh, my God. And I saved him from that volleyball.

Practice he was about to go to it. He was like, I was like. A lot of times people bring stuff up to him, and he's like, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'll do it? And then I go, you're not going to do that. He goes, of course I'm not going to do that. I looked at him deadness. I was like, bro.

You imagine being stuck in L.A. traffic to go play, play. volleyball. And he said, I will not. Like, damn, yo, you're right. Because I will not be doing that. He was like, Drew wouldn't allow me to do that. He was like, he was like, no. With strangers?

No. You, that was hilarious. Dude, anyways. That was a fun time. That was a good time. Yeah. That was when we first met in person. Yes.

I did not expect that. Because I, like, rarely go to events. Yeah. Everyone was telling me like, it was going to be crazy. You just sat in the third. And I was like, all. Well, that's great because then you met your soulmate building. So it worked out.

That's why I said. I like how my favorite video, your favorite video of mine is. It was one of my favorite video. Sure. My favorite one was. The narrative switches every time, doesn't it? It was the one, my favorite one was the one where the kid was like, yo, why is she growing when now that we broke up?

And you just like tore him up. I like rewatched it like so many times. Because I also did another video like inspired. by that. Oh, nice. Like, yeah, that was crazy. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I say things and people are like, I've literally never thought of it that way. Yo.

And I'm like, yeah, like, it's pretty simple to me, but. I wanted to ask you. Yeah. Have you had any imposters yet? Like, people that try to, like, copy, like, for real? Yeah. I made videos about it once. I've not.

A while ago. Oh, okay. It was a while back. But, like, yeah, it was a white girl. She was ripping off. my entire bit. When I say my entire bit, like she literally, it wasn't just my jokes because she was saying my jokes verbatim, but she was saying my cadence the way I talked.

She was copying my hands, like the way I filmed my videos, like literally every, the laugh to, everything. No way. Swear to God and she followed me. And I only saw it. I feel like it's so disrespectful. It is. I only saw it because it was lame on top of that too.

I was like, this shit is garbage. On top of that, you're going to soil my good name by making it lame. She took the season food, put water in it drowned it, and then tried to bake it. I got tagged in the video, and someone was like, this looks familiar to me. And then they tagged me, and then I went through, and I saw, like, a ton of videos where she was ripping off my bit exactly. Verbatim. So then I made a video basically saying, like, I get it if you want to be inspired by me. I think that's great.

I want to encourage you to stand up to men if you would like to. But, like, it's another thing to rip off my bit entirely, including my jokes. I was like, you stole all my, all my jokes, bro, like every single one. What did she think was going to happen? Because, like, she's obviously doing it to build a platform. Yeah. So it was like, did you not think that it would get back to the person who created? No, I genuinely think she didn't.

And I think because she followed me, I think she thought I wouldn't, like, she would kind of fly under the radar in that sense. But I, I remember when I, the worst part about that was the dudes that she was stitching were commenting on her videos and being like, this is so tough, but, fair. And I swear to God that sent me over the edge because I was like, that's the only shit I ever deal with his men telling me how terrible I am. I'm so aggressive and mean. I'm such a shit person. I'm a bully. But this white girl steals my shit exactly. And they're like, ha ha ha. Listen, I like a girl that can take a bread, bro. Like they're literally like this. Well, when you put it that way, okay. Yeah, they're like,

listen, like, I am a huge massagist. like that's like tough love like I'm all about it like I'm all about growth but they never ever said that to me ever and it's because racist you know which is what I've told people countless times I was like if I was built differently if I was white the it would hit so much different because you would be like you would respect me as a person definitely but because I'm not either of those things they're like oh like aggressive terrible angry even though I'm laughing all the time in my videos what about that looks angry to you. And it's like genuine laughter because you're like, how could you even think this was a good idea? Like in your brain and brains. That's why I said like, you thought maybe if I do this,

I'll build a following. And I cracked myself up. I never in a million years thought I would build a following doing this ever. In a million years, if I was going to be an influencer, I thought it would be like random vlogging or something. I didn't think it would be this. But I mean,

I'm glad it's this. You and me both? Because it's so natural. It's just like, Like, ah, finally. Yeah, like, I made videos responding to it, and I was being really nice. I didn't pull receipts, nothing. I just was being nice, and I was like, like, don't do this shit.

It's weird. And then, of course, I had, like, other white people being, like, you think you made up, making fun of men. I was like, did I say that? Did you listen to anything I said? That's, like, my biggest pep peeve is, like, when people have, like, enablers to enable their bad behavior. Yeah. And it's like, do I have to take all of you out? Like, I'll do it.

Me, I will. Yo, for real. I cleared my schedule. I'm doing it all night. Wow. I literally made two follow-up videos. Yeah. And I put her videos in my videos side by side.

Mm-hmm. And I did like eight of them. Eight of them. And then some people were like, I already believed you, but like seeing them side by side is creepy. And someone was like, someone literally wrote. They were like, I just, I'm so curious to know, like, how many times she practiced. in the mirror to like get it right. The way I say she was looking at your video

and she's over there. It wasn't like that. Like the cadence and everything like even the way I speak. Like you, okay, like there was something she said, oh I said I called someone a whack-ass hoe. Yeah, damn. She said it. It sounded so clunky and foreign coming out her mouth.

I said she doesn't say that shit. Right. She doesn't say. It's very rigid coming out of her mouth. Yeah, it's like. She was a. black ass ho. It came off so foreign.

I'm like, because you don't talk that way. Right. So like you're literally doing a caricature of me. It's almost like she was doing an impression of me. It's so insulting. Yeah, it's so, it's so offensive to me. And I was like, and it's also, again, like, ripping off the work of creators who are, like, not white. And then crediting it as your own.

Oh. And she did all kinds of, she jumped through all kinds of hoops, like saying, like, I, oh, well, I was inspired by her. Well, actually, I didn't copy her. Well, actually, I may have. But, like, I don't. even know anymore. Like, blocked, immediately blocked.

Like, get out of here, bitch. Like, get out. Like, you're kicked out the club. No more. There's no more for you. It feels so good to, I'm a huge blocker. I block people. I block people all the time, yeah.

It feels so good. It's like, wow. Or the best is, like, when they have, like, I do get, like, hateful DMs. Yeah, same. And the best is, like, I'll read it. And I'm like, wow, this person really thought that anything they would say would get to me.

blocked I know sometimes one time this dude was harassing me nonstop through DM and like

I blocked like six accounts of his and he kept going you're just going to keep trying to block me and I'm going to keep making new ones I'm all

do you not have a job you're like ill how could you write that and be like damn am I captain of the Insell Academy like

crowd me immediately he was like I got you how could you write that and say in the message, you should keep blocking me. I'm going to keep making accounts and not be like, damn, I should probably find a hobby. I would reread that and be like, yo, what has my life come to? For real, man.

They're like, well, I mean, I wrote that. That's for sure. That was me. Like, just like, what the, you know what I mean? So for this next video, this is Carlos video, actually. Oh, God. But I'll just describe it to you. it's two white people wearing hats

with the Confederate flag I think I remember this video on it that's a rebel Yo Oh my goodness bro And you like went in on them too Just like Yo I was like

Because you always see those comments It's like Alabama and stuff like that And you kind of create an image In your head of those people What they look like Yeah And I was like bro These guys

That was like y'all There's no way. I was like, bro, these are literally spinning images I created of who I thought. Literally caricatures. And then the girls looking like both ways, but like facing forward. Like she's getting

like she got two guns points. She got two guns pointed out of both directions. I'm like, damn girl. One eye on the money. One eye on the road. Yo, that video was crazy to me. I was like, I was like, yo.

They, uh, They look wild. Well, and that's a perfect example of something when, like, they look like that. I was like, that's the bigotry. It rots them from the inside, bro. Like a truly, like, a virus. Yeah. Radioactive racism.

Yeah. It eats you up from the inside. They're mutating. No, truly, like, it distorts your, like, very likeness. Oh, for real. That's why, like, you lose your hair, you lose your teeth. like you just look terrible. Or you get extra of all of those.

That boy had extra hair, extra teeth. It's just like the one dude I just recently Sitch and I talked about and he was like making a callous like fat joke. Yeah. And I didn't even talk about what he talked about because he looked so awful. I was like, you look like

I said, did not scientists bring you to life from? You already came out of a test tube, Brett. I literally was like, I tell you look like when you left your pumpkin on the porch into November. That's what you look like. Like a side character from the X-Men. So, like, literally. I was like, you look like you have scarlet fever, bro.

Are you all right? You came over on. What was he saying? He was saying how to playfully ask women if they're fat on dating apps to make sure you don't date fat women. Playfully, though. How do you playfully ask someone if they're- He just goes, how much do you weigh? That's not playfully at all.

Like there's nothing about that is playful. Oh, that's like the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Yeah. And like, have you ever, this is like another example of like sometimes the comments, just like the comments here on your video are like so funny. But like on mine too, like, have you ever seen Pirates of the Caribbean like at World's End? The last one. It's like the third one with the octopus guy?

Yes. It's the one where they go in Davy Jones' Lunker and like all of them have like coral and shit on your face. Yes. Someone literally commented and said, it's giving. part of the crew, part of the ship. I literally like shit myself laughing. I was laughing so hard. Yo, I wish I could see what this person looked like.

He just, he looked like he was like dying. Like actually, that's why I was like, you look. He's like, yo, what are you doing out of the hospital? This is like, where's your bird, bro? Get this guy back in the hospital. I see you immediately. I literally was like, I'm going to be honest. You don't look good, brother.

Craw back into your whole rodent. Yo, it's always people would like, they just have the most unwarranted, like, unwanted opinion. Yeah. Why are you doing this? Yeah. Like, this dude, like, I made a video about this when I went to the gym, yeah. And I go to the gym with your boyfriend, so we're pretty, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean? I'm not even going to flexing out of my sweater. But anyway, just dude. Like, I'm squatting. Yeah. And I'm going, like, low, you know, trying to. to test out my form and stuff. And he's over there, him and his homeboy, like, you know what I'm saying?

His homeboy got him strapped up. Like, he's earthquake. You would have thought it was an earthquake in the gym. He couldn't even get the 225 up. And I'm like, oh, all right, whatever, you know what I'm saying? Do you? I'm not going to, you know, at least you're in the gym, you know, getting your strength up. Yeah.

This guy, the same one, who was begging for release, comes to me, he taps me on my shoulder. And he's like, hey, man, you might not want to go that low because, you know, you're going to injure yourself and, you know, trust me, man. Like, I squat 405. I was like, you know, I was so in shock. Okay, stranger. I was. I'm going to trust this strange man that approached me.

Yo, he looked like a wet noodle, first of all. I was like, there's, yo, you ever get those moments in life where you're like, is this surreal? Like, am I living real life right now? I looked at him and I was like... Are you talking to me? What if you just asked him that? I couldn't even entertain his idiocy with a response. I just looked to him and I was like, so now I put my headphone back in.

And I put the weight that he said he did on the squat rack. Yeah. And I did it and looked at him like every time I'd go down, I'd be like, and then go down. Stupid. And I was like, and I finally responded to him. I was like, hey, you might not go as deep as you like. Because you can't. Probably because you're incapable.

And he was like, he was like, he just looked at me like with that look. He was like, just walked away. I was like, what was the point of that? Yeah. Why are you bothering me, dude? It was so like. It's genuinely always those people. Always.

It's an overabundance of confidence, but also like absolutely zero self-awareness. Right. And nothing to back up their confidence. Nothing at all. What is this, what are you using to corroborate? Like, hey, look, just because you're living in a delusion, doesn't mean it's a movie, bro. Yeah, like one time, no, truly, it's like the most aggressive form of delusion I've done before. Yo, for real.

One time this dude commented, like, something about me, me being fat and ugly, right? Real turnkey shit. Like, I get that all the time. And then I just wrote back, is that you and your profile picture? Because he had no other content except that picture. Yeah. And then he goes, yeah, that's me. Like he was dressed as like Jesus or something for like Halloween.

Yeah. And he was like, yeah, that's me. Would you have something against Jesus or like whatever? Like, are you Jesus shaming me? I don't know. I think it was supposed to be another joke. Right. Couldn't tell you.

And then I go, no, you just don't look good, brother. That's all I wrote. Like nothing else. And then he just deleted all his comments blocked me. Yo. That's all I was like, you're not looking too hot. That's actually funny. Maybe like direct that in January.

You know what I mean? Take care of you. simplest shit is like the funniest stuff. That's why, yeah. You're ugly. And I'm like, what? What? Me?

Why would you say that? They have no idea what to do when you just say, well, like, you're also ugly. So like, if I'm ugly. They're literally researching jokes. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to get her. I'm going to be the one. If I'm ugly, then what are you? Facts.

Ugly and broke. You're like, at least if I'm ugly, I can fix it. You know what do you got? For real. Nothing except Cole's Cash. Coles Caj. So the comments on your video, this one says high school sweethearts, but they're both homeschooled. Yo, I saw that and I died laughing.

I thought I pinned that one. Yo, that was hilarious. Yeah, this one says siblings by chance, lovers by Julie. Yeah, they were going. Yeah, I feel like almost all this. So many of the comments have influenced, like, my actual content. Same. implement like what they said.

I'll try to give credit like one up but sometimes you just remember what they say you kind of forget and you kind of like play off of it though yeah yeah I like to play off

of it like not just rip it off like home girl like someone else we know or don't know literally at all for real and this one says the fact that I started laughing

before you even spoke because I just knew I get those all the time sometimes people are like I just trust that it's you I started fixing like my stitch time like the timing of my stitches because of you

yeah like well you just pop out like you'll just be the face after I was like y'all want to start doing that yeah but me I'm just like like just giving that look like for real bro like just what you chose 24 hours in a day you use most of that time to make this bullshit

you each have the same amount of time and this is what you chose to do with yours I wonder what Beyonce was doing with hers facts yeah I think um sometimes I've had people be like, you've got to start cutting these shorter because I genuinely almost scrolled because sometimes I'll keep them kind of long.

Yeah. Like just to get to full context. Sometimes they say a lot of shit and I have to keep it all in there. But like I was like... Some jokes are just too good to pass up. Yeah. Like one time I stitched, I did this a long time ago too. Like one time I stitched this dude and he was making a video where like he was sitting

and eating and it was like sad music playing and there was all these like, words popping up and it was like him being so excited about dating a new girl and there was all these things like oh she's ran through i have her nudes i used i heard she hooked up with so and so i have her news yeah and i said what do you do with them bitches in the first place that's why i said if you're keeping nudes of a next year a weirdo so that's one and then two i was i said like um like more importantly like it well too if you let your friends influence how you feel about someone you're a bitch Yeah. And then lastly, I was like, are you at work?

Because he was in a McDonald's outfit. He had the polo and the visor. You know, they switched up the outfit. Do you think I didn't peep that shit? I said, you're on your 10? You're like, I'm going to take my 15. Go eat my free McChicken. And I'm going to make this in the meantime.

In the meantime, I'm living in misery. Like what I said, are you? You can't even live, laugh, love. I was like, you're on break at Mickey D's. And you're like, I'm going to pump out some misogynistic shit. you guys don't mind. I'm fill my time. That's me multitasking.

He's like, I'm building my business while I'm working. I'm about some massagin. This thing shit real. Yeah, and then I had people be like, oh, are you making fun of him from working at McDonald's? I was like, no, I'm making fun of him for making this while he's working at McDonald's. You guys don't see the irony in that? Like, you couldn't even lose the visor before he did it. He's like, no, I got to keep it.

I got to humble myself. He literally had it on the whole time, and they are very specific. I knew that you were working at McDonald's. You thought I couldn't tell because you were facing the other way? Joe, that's actually hilarious. Because if I uploaded some shit like that, I'll probably do like friends only. You know, like, you know what I'm saying? There's no shame in working there, but there is shame in doing that while you're working

and being a dick. Like on top of that. You're doing shameful things while working there. While working there. It's not the job that's shameful. It's what you're doing at the job. That's shameful. bro.

And I had someone comment because I said I'm going to take my 20 and go film this in the meantime. Like that's what you did. And someone was like, I worked at McDonald's. They only get 15. 10.

I was like, 20, you being generous. What the hell? What did it do that? I said, and how long did it take you to film this? Yeah,

he paid up his whole 15 minutes filming that video. And he called himself an alpha out there. He probably, you're all such an alpha. The person who came up with that whole ideology He was like, yo, I was tripping. There's no alpha, there's no beta.

I was literally wrong. No, my whole life revolves around this idea. The scientists who like, was wrong about that theory goes like, don't use this anymore. He's like, hey, please, like, yo, I was tripping. Yeah. What do you mean you were tripping? The Andrew Tates of the world are like, no. They have like whole conventions for that shit.

Did you know that? Yeah, I did. You know how I know? Because people were telling me to go. And I was like, I would rather dive head first into a lot. volcano. I was like, because I saw a thing. They have an alpha convention.

I thought it was like a joke. Like, I thought it was like. It's expensive to go. And then like I saw one of the videos. He was like, how to talk to women. I was like, bro, you looked like you just found out what a woman was probably yesterday. And you still don't got the definition right. If you have to watch videos about it, don't do it.

Don't talk to them ever. If you have to like learn how to do it that way. Don't ask. Yo, the thing that baffles me is catcalling. I will never for the life of me understand why anyone would post up in public space and be like, yo, I need you. And think, yo, oh my God, what a nice guy. Like maybe I should get dinner with this.

Maybe I should get dinner with this random stranger yelling obscenities at me. That? I mean, that's the standard. That's so nice. Thanks. Like the other day I was walking and his dude was like these two girls were passed by this dude. And then he was just like yelling at them. And then they obviously ignored him.

Yeah. And he was like, man. Like saying all this stuff. And I had just crossed the street with my friend. And we looked at him. We were like, yo, why did you do that? And then he just zoned out and just did his typical weird. I don't know what he was doing.

but wasn't anything a regular human being would do. They just don't even know why they do that. They have no idea why they do that. I feel like a lot of times. That's what I'm doing. It's for male validation. That's what I'm saying. It's so like they can get props from their bros, but like nobody enjoys that, most especially women.

And then if you like react in any way, there's a chance they might, I don't know, kill you. So it's a real lose situation. They'll be like, they'll be like, they'll be like, why didn't she want me? And then like do some like just some wild shit. And there's no self-awareness. Yeah, at all. Literally at all. And then they're like, oh, it's probably because she's a bitch.

And it's like I just don't want to be screamed down the street like a monkey. It's her fault that she doesn't want me. That's why I've said before too, like with shit like that. Like I've taught people like how to like fend off cat calling in a way that doesn't endanger your life because you're always at risk of that if you turn people down in public. But I've taught people things to. do because like I've seen some women they bark and shit like back and like that doesn't work to me like it doesn't work for me because some people some dudes will eat that up they'll think they're like rabies girl they're like it doesn't work like you have to you have to be so like plain face

like so non-reactionary at all like that's why my thing was like to just say what like three times really loudly like you didn't hear them yeah even if they're this close you're like what And then you make like a really gross face Like you can't understand And then they're gonna have to say it again And it's never a good thing that they said Yeah once you tap into the guys in securities I tested that theory out on myself on accident

Because I genuinely didn't hear what he said And then after I was like oh Oh And then I just went inside I think I got something here And then he just pulled off So I was like I'm a genius I'm gonna pass this knowledge along to everybody

You just say what act confused once they clarify if they even make it that far, you just go, oh. Or the guys that rev up their engines. Yo. Yeah, dude. It's all so bad. It's all so rotten. And then people are like, why do you always talk about that? Because they respawn at a crazy

rate. I, like, can't keep up. Every time I stomp them out, they, like, resurface. Men are a lot more sensitive than women. Yeah. I'm very sensitive. Well, I feel like I'm kind of aware of like, you know, who I am as a person. Well, yeah, because you're here with me. Yes.

This is like a testament to myself. That's how you know. That's, you know, Carlos is a good guy. But it's like, it's like, there's just so many guys that just go around. This is not even like knowing who they are because they base who they are off of, like you said, male validation. It's like, bro, there's certain things you're limiting yourself to just because your homeboys think is this and that. Yeah, like I've said before, like, one of my red flags with men is, like, when they refuse to wear sunblock. Because, like, it's for women. I'm like, you think, like,

you think melanomas only for women? It's like. Diseases are reserved for, you know, come on. Skin cancer, that's just for women. That's for girls. That's, like, girly shit. You know what I mean? Like, shit like that. So girly. Why would you protect your skin? Like, like, like, moisturizer for your face. Oh, no, I got it. to have But stuff like that they consider so feminine that they're like, no. I'm like, yeah,

have terrible skin. I mean, go off, King. Or washing their ass. Yeah, that too. Same thing. Why would I do that? When I told Billy the washing your ass thing, he thought I was lying.

Really? Yeah, when I said, like, some dudes don't do it because they think it's gay? Nah, yeah, they'd be, yeah, they'd be wild and off. No, he told me, I think you're making that up. I was like, I'm not making that up. I saw it. Let me tell you how true that is.

I was just, I was in college. Yeah. and my roommate at the time. Bro, his ass was so dirty. Ew. How'd you know that? Let me tell you how I found out. Yo, so I'm walking around the apartment.

And I'm like, I'm like, yo, what? I was like, yo, it smells like straight ass. And I'm smelling myself. I was like, yo, there's no way that I could smell. I'd never produced the smell in my life. So I literally, I could smell throughout the apartment. So I'll go to the couch. And I'm like,

I'm like, yo. So then I text. I'm so disgusting. So then I text him. And I'm like, yo, did you wash your ass? And he's like, what makes you say that? I was like, bro, my couch literally smells like ass. And he's like, damn, dog, my bad.

I'm going to get on that. And I'm like, get on what? Cleaning the couch and cleaning your ass. Like, what the fuck? Do both. expeditiously. Yo, it was crazy. What?

It was wild. Yeah, I'll never forget that. Oh, my. And that's when I realized that, like, not everyone watches their ass. Yeah, can you ever, like, showered at someone's home or something, and then you see that there's nothing in there to wash themselves with, like, a cloth? And then you're like... Like, are you just, like, bare, like, free-handed it?

Like, you know what I mean? Like, are you sticking your ass in between your chest? Are you just not washing it at all? Are you just trusting that it's going down there? Or the waterfall thing. Yeah, like, are you just like, you're just like wing in a prayer? Like, let's hope it's working. Like, sometimes I'll see them like there's no washcloth and I'm like, are you dead ass?

Like, how do you wash your ass? That reminds me I got to go pick up some washcloths. I use gloves. Have you ever seen those? Yes, I had the glove, but during the moving process, I lost. Those gloves are so good. Yeah, it helps exfoliate like crazy. Yeah.

Like, yeah, I feel minty fresh. And then you won't make your couch smell like, yo, that's crazy, right? That's disgusting. I would move out immediately, like, oh my God, like some, like my brother, my now you're about to have to start checking the cat. You know, like, oh, no, I'll never have to check that in my house. I can promise you that for me and Billy.

There's, uh, my, my brother's in school. My brother has really great hygiene. And my brother's 18. Yo, I, yeah, when I met him, I was like, You smell so good right now. Like, damn, bro. He has such good hygiene because, like, my dad, my dad's, like, so big on washing your ass. Like, he's, like, get in that shower and wash your ass.

Like, he's so, like, he hates that shit. You know, sometimes boys just fucking stink. Like, and they're like, yeah, my dad does not play that shit at all. So he's, like, get in the shower and wash that ass immediately. So, like, my brother, sometimes he'll tell me things, like, that he sees in the locker room. And I'm like, what? Like, I'm just so disgusted because, like, women are not like that. They don't wash behind their ears and nothing.

And they're just so disgusting, like the thing. Oh, my God. Any man who uses, you know there's three in one, like, shampoo, conditioning and body. Did you know that they made that? Yeah. I didn't know people for real body, but I know that. People buy it and use it. I was like, I went to, I was at this dude's house and I saw that.

And I was like, yo, throw this shit out right now. I'm never coming back here. I was like, yo. He's like, come on, don't stop. I was like, you stop playing. No, and I get, and literally- You want your ass to smell of your head? Who does that?

And no cloth, I bet. No shower, wash rag, nothing. That's all right. Billy has, like, a whole hair routine. Like, with me, we have turbid twists that we put our hair up in, so they stay nice and healthy. Damn. He has, like, a whole shower process, so do I. And that's how God intended it for us to both have squeaked clean.

You cry sometimes realizing you have such a clean boyfriend? Do I cry? No, I'm like, exactly. I'm like, yeah, that checks out because I can tell you right now I wouldn't be able to do it I wouldn't be able to do it whatsoever You know, because you'll imagine

if your partner didn't want their ass Yeah, that's crazy Oh my God, wait, I'll tell one more story And then I'll wrap it up I saw a TikTok This is what made me tell Billy about this And he was like, you're a liar I saw this girl, she said

She hooked up with this dude, right? She used to like hook up with him Pretty frequently And they were dating exclusively and she said One time, the first time that's important to know. He sat like after like they had like finished choking up.

He sat on the edge of the bed. He's naked, right? He stands up. No. And she said she didn't see it until later, but there's skid marks on her bed. On her white sheets. I wish I was making this up.

She said that was the first time. And I said first, you gave him more than mine. Yo, that's what I'm saying. So she said she wasn't sure if it was him. I said, bitch, you'd know if it was you. You know if your ass left those skin marks on your own white sheets. So then she said she hooked up with him again.

And it happened again, right? And she said she had to keep washing her sheets. I said, keep washing. You should have thrown them images out. What are you talking about? Burn them to the ground, yo. We incinerate them. And so then she said she finally brought it up to him.

She's like, hey, what's to deal with this? What's going on here? And then he was like, what do you mean? and she explained to him how like he's left poop on her bed. And he was like, oh yeah, sometimes that happens. Nah, bro. When you don't wipe, like when you don't wash. Oh yeah, you know how it is.

Come on, yo. And she said she like needed to know more information. So she was like, what do you mean? Like that's like happened something. And he just basically said that he like never washes his ass. and never really wipes that good because it makes him uncomfortable because he's not gay. And I was like, I'll tell you what. The day I hold that conversation with someone after the fourth time they left poop on my bed,

throw me in the hospital because I'm mentally ill. I'm unstable. Check me into the nearest hospital. Something's wrong with me. Don't ever release me, yo. If that's my logic, you know, both the people in that situation are just beyond me because Why are you allowing your sheets to be eating up by this man's dirty butthole? And then he's over there.

Yeah, man. You know how it is. Sometimes you just can't do it. And he was like, it'll change your sexuality. What? He was like, it makes me so uncomfortable wiping like too far up. I'm all up. Are you sticking it inside you?

Yo, what is that man going through? That's why is it just what? Just graze it on the outside. Like, you don't even really. Get a bidet. Oh, he would probably go. crazy if he had a bathe well if he won't even wash it i got you to shoot water up there he should for probably a few days in a row yo for real non-stop don't leave check out of work call out use pto

court mandated ass watch it just squat over that bidet for 48 hours you oh that is crazy i know i remember seeing it that's talk about disturbing content that's us wrapping it up right there that's yeah that's probably one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen just because the conviction with which she said it. And then some people were like, not even the government could get this information out of me. Like, if I was making excuses

for someone's skid marks, throw me into a patty wagon, bro. Oh, for real. That's crazy. Making an excuse for someone's skid marks. You said wash. Yo. Why is she washing it multiple times?

Yeah, wash. Nah, you're going to have to burn that. Also the most unforgiving color, white? Yeah. Why are you sleeping on white sheets in the first place? And she said she, like, didn't know what it was. So she, like, tried, like, messing with it with her hand. And then she smelled it the first time.

Bro. She, nah, no, she went. Yo, she's over here doing research. What can these particles be? I'm like, ooh. Come here. I need some more. Like, what the fly?

She's expecting it, like, scat, like, from an animal. Ooh. Yo, that's crazy. Yeah. Anyways, that's our whole life right there Looking at shit like that all day, everything Wouldn't change it That's how I saw it

I got tag naked Someone was like to make fun of him I don't even really want to I think that person Has it out for life I like when it just comes to me And I get excited I'm like you already know what I'm gonna say

When people are like Yo you have to do this Listen up I'm not your little circus monkey I do it You enjoy But yeah I'm gonna do this one But okay

You're even suggestion Okay, save Right It'd be like that It really do be like that Yeah, gotta have boundaries Speaking of boundaries What

Yesterday I was out Yeah And this dude pops up Literally out of nowhere Yeah And he's like He's on the phone And he like

He looks at me And I look at him He's like Yo, You're that dude Who does the voices And I'm like Oh yeah

What's up He's like Yo hold up I'm about to take This picture With this guy Hold up I'll call you

right back. And I'm looking, I'm like, yo, I did not give you. I was like, yo, I did not give you any permission to even look at me. What may he do I'm taking a picture with you? And then he's like, yo, can I take this picture? And then he does a video. And then he's just standing there awkwardly. And I'm just awkwardly standing there. And I'm like, uh, what? He's like, all right, man, got to go back to the penthouse. And I'm like, what just happened? Like, he's like, got to go back to the penthouse. This is why I stay in the house. He's like, I have to changed my sheets. Yeah, he got, yeah.

He probably had a couple of skid marks on his person right then and there. Well, on that note, I want to thank my wonderful friend, Carlo, for joining us today. Thank you so much. You hear that friend. Thank you for having me.

You're so funny, bro. You're the best. No, you're the funny one. I'm just an accessory. Where can everybody find you? Love you? Carlo Malice everywhere. YouTube, Facebook, Instagram. Yardi, come on, you already.

Perfect. Make sure you go follow, Carlo. He's, like, unbelievably funny. I try really hard. I got a lot going on. Yeah, I don't have to try very hard, but he does. It's the only value I find. Unlike for him, like, it just kind of comes natural to me,

but, like, that's different. Different strokes, different folks, you know what I mean? Facts. Can I try to do it? Go ahead, yeah. You think I can do it? I don't think so, but yeah. Come on.

You got to put some faith in me. Okay, I believe in you. That was pretty close. Yes. You're sounding a little more like toy. I was practicing like HomeGrode. I was copy age. I was analyzing.

I was like, I don't know if I'm here to get it. On the spot, too. Yeah. Well, thank you, everyone, for joining us for this episode of the Comments Section show. Thank you again to Carlo. Make sure you all follow Carlo. And make sure you follow the comment section. If you want to watch full episodes, they drop every Wednesday, 12 p.m.

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