The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - ROAST BATTLE | Drew Afualo ft. Leo González | THE COMMENT SECTION 15

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

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So my sister, we were driving alone. A message she goes, dude, I got to tell you something. And I go, what? She goes, I don't think your boyfriend's funny. I was humiliated when she told me that. I was like, there's no way, dude. And she's like, I just feel it's important. I tell you, and I'm honest with you.

That's such a crazy thing to say. Because I feel like other people would be like, so I saw your boyfriend on a dating album. I thought you should know. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show, starring me, Drew, your favorite, your favorite girl to ever exist ever in the history of time. And speaking of favorite people to ever exist in the history of time, today my guest is the one and only Leo Gonzalez. I just start out really, I just start up really tense.

Good to be here. I'm so happy to have you here. I'm so glad you here. It only took 15 other episodes. You know, it's... Listen, listen, girl, we had to coordinate our schedules, okay? I'm pretty open. You're a busy girl, I'm a busy girl.

We're girl bosses at the end of the day, so we're busy. I'm so happy to have you. I was literally telling, I was telling Leo before this that my family is a huge fan of your content. That's crazy, huh? Like my whole family. You know, I was talking to them when you were in the dressing room. They said that they're bigger fans of me than you. That's crazy.

I was like, wait, what? They're like, no, we swear, don't tell her. They don't want to hurt my feelings. Oh, bummer. When your family doesn't love you. I win. Honestly, that wouldn't surprise me for being real. You know my grandpa likes your content too?

Really? Yeah, and this is a fun factor from my grandpa doesn't watch me on TikTok. And when I asked him why, he goes, I don't need to see all that. I said, what do you think I'm doing on there? Listen, one thing about my family, they're going to humble me. One thing about my family, they're going to keep me grounded. But he watches me? Yeah, he watches you.

He loves you. He thinks you're so funny. And he's like old, so, like super old. Okay. Okay. She's like, yeah, he's 57. He looks 57, but he's like in his 80s. But he loves your content.

I say he doesn't even watch me. So honestly, that wasn't a joke, the joke that you just made. That's probably real. No, that was real. All right. Well, speaking of honestly, comedic genius, because that's typically what you are. My favorite, I think the first video I ever saw of you was the one where you were being a security guard at Marshalls. And you were pretending to be the Ross.

Ross. Yikes. I'm like such a big fan. I don't even know. She's like, you were at Publix. At polls. Yeah. There are one of the same.

No, yeah, that one. That one, yeah. I shot that one when I had. had COVID. I had that COVID skinny happening. You're all fun fact. BTS. Yeah. Yeah.

A little behind the scene moments of the video. I was going through it. Yeah, I'm glad. That one I really, that was one of those ideas. So I write, because you ask, I write all my videos like in like, you know, weeks in advance. And that one was like what I call like a filler video. Oh.

What I really don't think it's funny, but I know that I still need to post something. And then that one was like one of the biggest ones. Yeah. I like went to Wendy's and she was like, are you back again? The security guard at Ron? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, you're so good at that. I just stood there.

That's all I did in the video. And you know what? Comedy gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedy golds. I love when people comment that you don't have to do anything. You can just stand there. It's so funny.

I was like, well, let's talk about it. about that. Let's unpack that. Yeah. Am I funny looking? Like, is it just that? What do you do about that? Well, that's like, it's a perfect segue into our topic for today because I always

pick topics for my guests because of things I really want to talk about with you. Yeah. And like, for you, I wanted to talk about being in the comedy space because you're someone who does skits and does bids, characters. And the fact that you write them out in advance, I wish I had that kind of planning, but I don't do that obviously. Yeah, who has time? You don't have time.

You could just tell I don't plan shit when I do it. Oh my gosh. But for you, like, I guess we talk about men and women existing in the comedy space because typically speaking, women are funny. So, and I would know all about that to get that criticism a lot. I think, well, be funny. No. I love that what I've found interesting because, you know, I haven't been doing TikTok that long.

I've only done it like two years and massive success. Same, babe. No, but I haven't done it for that long, so I don't really know much about it. But, like, I love how people are like, I don't think he's not. Then it's not for you. Yeah, always, always. I don't know. I think we're all super, like, used to, like, all these, like, companies and restaurants and stores,

just being, like, super, like, about us and, like, wanting to, like, be, like, so specifically, towards you. Yeah, targeted towards you. I feel like we are just like, we all think everything's for us and it's not. Yeah. So weird. I know.

I say that all the time about my content specifically because men are like, I just like, it doesn't even, it's not helping anybody and it's just mean and it's not, and I'm all to you. Yeah. Because it's not for you. It's at your expense.

That's the difference between you and me, Ben. Yeah. I'm using you as a pawn in my ability to create content. Yeah. And of course you're not going to find it funny. you're the bitch I'm making fun that's what I always think

yeah no it's weird I want to mention really quickly I am like paying attention to I'm looking at you but I just realize like the camera like if I turn this way because I saw my side profile recently and like if I look at you it's like oh so now I'm just like yeah I'm like looking at you

you're talking to me out of the side of you know 100 percent well you can look at your camera well that's the one there you go yeah that's the one that I'm like yeah Worried about. Come on.

Okay, well, for those of you who are not familiar with the comment section show, what we like to do here is we like to take videos that I was tagged in, bring them here, and share all the giggles. We just rip them to shreds laugh, make each other laugh, all that fun stuff, you know what I mean? So today we're going to be talking, obviously, about women and men in comedy, but the first video that we have here, I just described them. but it's basically a trend on TikTok of these like boys basically duetting female stand-up comic routines. Like I love stand-up comedy. I love watching it. Would I ever do it? Probably not.

I just don't think it would translate for me. I don't think I'd be very good at it. But they're basically duetting female stand-up comic like doing their whole routine. Like they're basically going through their, their son. And they're trying to make them laugh. It's like that shit where they say like day blank of. trying, like, a woman trying to make me laugh or some shit like that. Oh, that's weird.

Yeah, it's weird-o-shit. And they, of course, they're going to sit there and be like, the whole fucking time and not once are they going to laugh. And they're going to be like, I guess I'm the comedy genius. I say it's not funny. Yeah. That's weird. I notice, like, one thing about, like, the videos that you post, like, I never see any of those. So, like, I'm surprised that people do that.

It's shocking, isn't it? Because at my for you page is, like. Same. For a second, I thought you were saying you never see my videos. And I was like, oh. No, no, no, no. You never watched me. No, I get what you're saying.

I was like, are you on TikTok? What do you do? What do you do for living? Yeah, literally, I know I get people saying that all the time. Like, I can't believe stuff like this exists because I never see it. I'm exposed to the, I'm truly exposed to the darkest corners of that app. Like, I see the craziest shit all the time. And it's rotten, rotten from the inside out.

So like these videos. It's the same video over and over again. Because let me tell something about a white teenage boy. They're going to regurgitate a joke. They're going to beat it to death. They're going to say the same thing over and over and over again. And everyone's going to laugh because they have to because they're men. Men, you know what I mean?

Men are so funny, naturally. Naturally. Naturally, men are so funny. Like, have you ever met an unfunny dude? No. No. Never in a million years. No.

Every time I go somewhere I'm like I hope there's no man I have to get work done I can't afford to be laughing all day Hey stop it guys Please I'm trying to get my work done

Carl Please let me rest Just for a second Yeah so this first comment We like to read the comments Obviously on these terrible videos This first one says you're going to be doing this for a while like I'm assuming sitting stone-faced

while the woman talks and being like not funny these are the same dudes that find like racism funny so you know what I mean I guess it's just humor we don't get we don't get dark humor bummer the autonomy included so badly

no that's crazy I have never seen those I want to be on that part of TikTok do you make it interesting You want to take a little splash in there, see what it's like? No, I don't. Do you ever get stuff like that?

Do you ever get dudes saying, like, this isn't funny? No. I'm just kidding. No, you know what's interesting for me is that the people that aren't like the least supportive of me are Hispanics. Oh, really? Yeah. Interesting. And, and, but, you know, not, that's why it surprises me on your videos, it's like, it's like these white boys that are saying that stuff.

Yeah. For me, like, white people are the most encouraging in general for me. They'd be laughing. For me. Yeah. But, you know, different content. Yeah. But different people, of course.

Yeah. But Hispanics are the ones that are like, this is who we have representing us. And I was like, I didn't assign myself. You're all. I didn't tell you. I wanted. Who voted? You voted me.

Yeah. I didn't run. Right. Like, well, what are you supposed to be doing if that's the case? Like, what do you, like, what do they expect, I guess is like. I don't know. That's not, yeah.

It's just like, I think it's, a lot of times I think stuff like that is driven by jealousy. A lot of times I think it's just like a, I mean, I stage it stuff like that all the time. You ever have a guy who I mean, like, I literally say that all the time and like, this person does it and they get famous. Well, and like, the thing I've always felt is like, I. still feel like I just kind of snuck in. Yeah, I feel you. You know, like, I'm a nobody. So, like, the fact that, like, you're saying that, like, you could do it too.

Like, you know how much room there is? I'm in here. And I'm a nobody. Me too. I say that all the time. So, like, that's why I'm like, no, like, do it. And, like, if you're funnier and I trust that you are, then you should do it because you're probably going to, like, go far.

Yeah. Unless you're not funny. Which is a bummer. But I don't know, because I'm not the funniest. I think people like that. aren't funny and I think it just wreaks a jealousy most likely well I say that all the time like when people are like I could do this and I can do it with that body shaming and I go then feel free yeah take this mantle babe I don't eat it I don't want it you want to you want to

bear this way I promise you you can't do it lots of people can't because the kind of hate I get is like tenfold is pretty bad no you have because people like mention you I have like one guy in Texas that like I'm always tempted to just like get my ticket. Because he's always like time to take Leo Gonzalez down. And I'm like, in what way? Right. And I'm like, sorry. I want to go and just be like, I wanted to ask.

Is that a physical threat? Or do you mean like? Or do you mean like socially? Like they want to de-platform you kind of like? Do you want to just like I was just curious. It sounds like a threat. Let me know, babe. I want to just be included.

Keep me updated. But, like, I can't even handle that. Like, he, he, that one guy bothers me. And so for, and so for you, I'm like, no, I don't know how you're able to do this. Yeah, the whole state of Alabama is against me. Yeah, that's, no, probably. Probably, probably. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I think it's more so, like, they can eat my ass. So that's kind of how I see it. So, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's very, like, I mean, when people are like, I could do this. could you? You know what I mean? Same thing with yours.

It's the same thing. It's having a platform and being a public person is not as easy as people. No, and it's not because like I, like for me, I always think like I, I, like I said, I feel like I kind of snuck in. But also, like, it does take work to kind of like. Keep it. Remain in that space. Yeah, absolutely. Like, because I mean, like the first, you know, amount of followers or the first traction.

But like to keep. To sustain it. To keep going. And to keep trying to be like, like, for me, I try to be very, like, brand friendly. And I try, like, all my skits are very, like, I don't swear in them. I don't, I don't talk about brands. I don't talk about politics. Yeah.

Like, it's really hard because, like, I, like, my stand-up routine is very, like, like, raunchy. Oh, that's good. But, like, on TikTok is very, this one way. Yeah. And I'm like, it's really hard. So, like, restrictive. You know, if you, if you can.

do it then like let's do it I mean we're gonna do it together I absolutely blew a hole through it I just I am the most I wouldn't say the most not brand friendly but I am particularly not brand friendly depending on what you know I when I see your videos I was like I'm like who who's pain it's like that's scale you scare me like your video is like oh my gosh like sorry can I do this you're fine sometimes you got a stomach, you got to cover it up. Okay, let's do the rest. ASM.

This next comment says, bro, I could be talking about a concrete wall, and I'd be more funnier. It's more funny, dumb bitch. First of all. And second of all, I doubt it. I doubt it. You know what I mean?

No, people are so extreme in that way. Like, I'd rather do this. No, you wouldn't. That's what didn't do it Go talk about a concrete wall I want to see how funny you really are I genuinely tell me I'm like okay go ahead

Your turn buddy Like you told jokes And now I'm gonna tell jokes I say that all the time Like when I was just a joke I go so were mine You like my jokes Me too

Me too I look at it like Double Dutch you know Yeah They jumped in and then it's my turn All right let's go Yeah And we're competing

at the same time. Well, you do, and you also just said you do stand-up, too, so is that, I feel like that's really hard. So I wrote stand-up. I wrote it. I haven't actually done it.

Like, my, it's raunchy routine. I haven't done it, though. I've just done it in front of my friends. They don't think it's funny. Talk about keeping you humble. Yeah. Same.

I got a posse that keeps me humble. Yeah, well, I don't know if it's like, keeping me humble, because at some point I'm like, I'm like, that was, that was mean, though, guys. That's up when I was like, Like, who needs enemies?

The line is razor thin, honestly. It really is. Sometimes I'll make videos and I'll post them. And then my family, like, my sister or like my boyfriend, they'll be like, I feel like like you could have done better. My biggest critics. That's great. I go, really?

Let's turn the lights. Yeah, literally, literally my sister told me the other day. She goes, yeah, that TikTok, that's the funniest one you posted in a while. A while. Yeah, she's like, that one was funny as rent dude. You? It's like, the other ones were... The other ones were...

Lagging a little bit. No, I... I know... I don't have any... I think I have a bunch of yes men because I'm a little bitch. So, like, I need, like, big time encouragement from, like, my friends.

Words of affirmation. Right, right. So, like, my friends are, like, my manager, but that one was really funny, and I was like, I wasn't... I don't think you're being truthful. No, but... But I lost my train of fun.

It sounds like you have imposter syndrome. That's what it sounds like to me. What's your sign? Libra. I love Libra. I know. What are you? I'm a Virgo.

Oh my gosh. I'm going to call my friend. Imagine I was just like, hey, Tagan. No, yeah. My friends, I think she's a Virgo. I think she is. What month? September.

September what? 18th. Wait. And that's cool. I almost fell for it My other friend is September 17th Oh, I love that Look at us

Yeah, no Virgos are so fun I love Virgoes I'm biased though Not Virgo men I hate all of them But Yeah, Virgo men are not Are not good

No, vergo men are the worst They're something different there They're horrible Yeah, put them all on a on a like raft And push it out to see I never want Never to BC again

Oh, okay I love Libras though I attract Libros My boyfriend's a Libra What's his birthday? October 21st. You're lying. Did you look at my, did you look at my birthday?

No, I swear to God. You're such a liar. No, I swear to God. The 21st. Yeah. I'm the 13th. I'm the 13th. I'm the 13th.

Yeah. I almost bought it to that. That time you got me really good. Second time. She was like, wait, what? Dude, you had me. The first time I didn't fall for it the second time you got me. Yeah.

No, Libra. Yeah, Libras are the best. I agree. And I don't, I mean, I would say that if I wasn't one too. Because my friend Victor, one of the nicest people. And just like, we will literally spend like a whole hour.

Like, no, you are the best TikToker. No, you are. And he's like, no, but you deserve this. No, you deserve this. Like, I'm just glad to be watching you and to be in your audience. And he's like, no, no, no. But look at what you've done. Look at what you came from.

Like, but look at you. Like, we're just back and forth. You didn't do that with me. That's really rude. Because you're not a Libra. And you knew that about me. You sensed it about me. I was like,

I don't know. You can tell. I double checked with your mom. I was like, is she a, she'll work out. She's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You can smell it all. I think people, most people can tell. Yeah. Sometimes they think I'm something else, though. Sometimes I think I'm a fire sign. Most like a Sagittarius. Do you know what time you were born?

Oh, Sagittarius? Yeah. Sagittarius Rising and a Leo I'm just making things up I'm a cancer moon Cancel? Oh,

do you know your big three? Cool, cool. My big three Yeah, I think so. Well, I don't. You know what actually? Fundamentally I do. Whatever that means.

No, I know. Teghan knows. My friend, she knows. She always tells me, she's like, this is why you're last in this. I can't remember it. I can't remember it. I have it, though, on my co-star.

Oh, yeah. See, I used to have a coaster. We just talked about co-star. What time were you born, do you know? I think I was born at, like, 1230 or something, like in the afternoon. Ugh. Like, p.m. Ugh.

Really? Lunchtime? Ugh. When were you born, bitch? I was born at 4.56 in the morning. And that's better somehow? Yeah. Before the sun.

Before breakfast. My mom could have me, and then she can be like, all right. Let's eat. With you, it was like, your mom was like ready to eat. And then you were like, okay, I'm good. I think I'm good. Like a true Virgo. Like a true Virgo.

I pull focus and I make sure everybody knows that I'm coming. Right, but you don't say anything. No, never. You just want to be mysterious. Yeah, there it is. I'm a C-section baby too. Are you? Not me.

What are you wondering? Was I wondering? Yeah, I could tell. That's what I smelled on you. Yeah. When you came and I was like, C-section baby for sure. No, because I like, I wanted to like cause trouble. I didn't want to do things a normal way.

You wanted to be inconvenient. Right. You wanted to inconvenience your mom to the utmost degree. They were like, come on. And I was like, oh, I'm not touching that. I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not touching that.

You said pass, babe. No, thank you. Not me. Not me. Okay, really this last one. Oh, wait, hold on. It says, this next comment says all the guys that tried this trend never have funny TikToks. This is just hating on someone's success, which I think is a read and also very true.

They're just haters. Typical. I think especially when it comes to women being funny. It's so targeted. I think women are super funny. Yeah. I think it's specific to the person. I don't think it's a gendered thing.

No, right. You're funny. You're funny. Yeah. I think that's so weird, like, these, like, labels and. Yeah. I don't know why, but like for me, like, there's, because there's, like, I've always just felt like there's everyone's so different. Yeah.

Like, but everybody, we, people like pair people up by gender, by race. Yeah. It's like, no. Like. I just truly think. Exactly. This is a, um, these are hateful people or these are racist people. Not this whole group of them.

Yeah. But just like, some of them are bad. Yeah. I agree. But also, like, if you're funny. I think you're just funny. You don't have to talk about how funny you are. You're just like naturally funny.

Yeah. Like have you ever hung out with a group of people and you're like, I am carrying the load of this comedy train. My back aches. Like you just feel like you're performing constantly. Sometimes I feel like that. Well, yeah. Well, no.

The thing is I'm not carrying a, I'm carrying the whole thing. Like because like, and it sucks especially when you have friends who are like shy. Yeah. Because then it's like, oh, I have to entertain them. too specifically. So not only am I like on set, like I'm doing a set constantly because, you know, I'm like constantly, like when I'm with my friends where I'm my friends of the fair, like, yeah.

I'm obviously like doing a set because like my parents didn't pay attention to me. And so like I'm always like trying to make them laugh. And then like they have a shy friend that I'm like, I want to be like really intentional and try to be funny. Yeah, to help them. Yeah. Kind of like come out their show a little bit. Yeah.

I feel that. I'm just like writing jokes on the side just for them. Yeah. I've talked about this on my show. before I'm pretty sure, but like my boyfriend is really funny. But like when he first started hanging out with my family, wasn't funny. Really? Yeah, like, well, in the sense that like he was doing white people humor.

So you know how they'll be laughing at anything. So like, I'm so crazy. And they'll be like, girl, she's the funniest girl I've ever met. Oh, yeah. You could tell any story in the laugh. But my boyfriend was doing like real superficial like tip of the iceberg shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then like my family, crickets.

My family, if they don't find it funny, they're not going to laugh. So, like, they'll literally be like... Really? And so my sister... Because I really had I'm going earlier. Yeah, it's my sister. We were driving alone. And my sister goes, dude, I got to tell you something.

And I go, what? She goes, I don't think your boyfriend's funny. Mind you, this is like two weeks into dating. And then I was all... That's the meanest shit you could ever say to me. I'd rather than tell me he was ugly than tell me that he's not funny. Yeah. And then my sister...

I'm just telling you, I call it like I see it. Right? And like my, my, my, I'm just telling you. What is this? Who is she? And I, no, I truly, like, I was so offended. Like, I was like, I'm telling you he's funny. And she was like, I don't know, I haven't seen anything that would tell me that he is.

And I was like, and I went home. I saw my boyfriend. I said, listen, next time you see my family, I'm going to need you get the let out. All right, bitch. I'm going to need you to turn it all the way up. Because I'll be damned if I let my family think I'm dating an unfunny bitch. Yeah. No.

Never. And if that is how it's sustained, we never would have kept dating. I can't date an unfunny person. Wait, so did you know that he was funny though? Yeah. You already knew that. Yeah. Oh, so you.

Because like, it was like one of those things. Okay, hold on. It was one of those things when like they hang out with a certain kind of people. Yeah. White people all the time. And so they laugh at anything. So you say anything and they'll laugh. So he was doing the normal shit.

I literally would have. making these jokes like I was selling them the shit he would say and like with white people hits every time with my family or any other minority family they're like yeah I don't get it like they're super like yeah like no yeah the jokes were bad dude they were bad and it was like shit you say like a catchphrase almost oh my gosh so you went to him and you were like hey so that shit you pulled earlier try it again it's who happens try me again as to happen so what did he do when he went back? He went back.

He's like, hey, so, um. What's the deal with airplane food? Yeah, yeah. He's like, hey, uh, you know this? I heard this morning a woman in Massachusetts. He starts doing a whole routine. Jay Leno here? He's like, where are you from?

Working the crowd. He's like, all right, two people. Yeah. You guys together? A couple? It's like your mom. That's my parents. My grandpa's there

Where are you from, man? What do you do for a living? No, he literally just like started being himself, which is naturally funny. Yeah. And it ended up working out, thank God. But I was like, I was humiliated when she told me that. I was like, there's no way, dude.

And she's like, I just feel it's important. I tell you, and I'm honest. That's such a crazy thing to say. Because I feel like other people would be like, so I saw your boyfriend on a dating album. I thought you should know But for her She's like

So he said a joke earlier And I didn't laugh And I would not be a good sister If I did not Listen I wouldn't be a good friend to you If I let you walk around With something like that

I literally I couldn't take it I literally was like I need you to stop telling those jokes And I need you to kick it into high gear That's crazy I need you to do it Like your life depends on it

He's all like when I told them he was like What do you mean? I go, you know exactly what I mean. You know exactly the jokes. I'm talking about. And he was like, oh, okay. They were just the, yeah, they were just the most like,

pandering shit ever. Yeah. You know how there's some, do you ever hang out with people and you could tell like when you're in certain areas, they tell certain jokes because they know they're going to hit and be like lazy in your head. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I do that sometimes. Me too. I do that too. Because I know it's going to hit. Yeah. And I know we're in a setting where everyone's going to be like, oh, my God, that's crazy. I look at the ground and I'm like, you know, I'll pull out one of my older jokes.

I got a couple in the chamber. Yeah. I'm a lot of telling these load lift ones. No, it's funny because it'll crack them up. I'm like, oh, my gosh. You have no. You're like. Your sense of humor is so far.

My friend and I have a friend taking them. I mentioned that. I know my signs and Social Security. She, her and I are very, like, I think she's so funny. Yeah. I think she thinks I'm very funny. But we're very, like, we're very almost prideful in that. Yeah.

It's kind of weird. Like you're competing against each other? No, no, no, no. I mean, like, we both are just like, man, we're so funny. You know, we'll, like, walk out of room. We'll, like, have a crowd just, like, really, like, laughing. And we walk out, and she was like, man, you killed it in there. And I'm like, no, you killed it.

but we've always we've been that way since like eighth grade yeah like I'll say a joke I'll try something out and she'll be like oh I think you're timing on that I'm a little bit more I'm like yeah you're right I think I tried a little too hard in that yeah you're right you're right she's like I have a few notes yeah I have some notes she's like regroup let's bring it back let's bring that one back yeah let's bring that back she's like maybe workshopped that one a little bit more. She's like, no, I can see how it could be funny, but let's try. You know, I see the potential in it. I just don't think, I think it's the execution that I wasn't loving. Okay, so for this next video we have, right? It's basically using a sound and it says that male comedians don't

have to be perfect or exceptionally great. You don't even have to be good, but female comedians do. That's wild. Yeah. I mean, in a judgmental standpoint, I guess that's true like culturally how they consume comedy I guess yeah because like with you know with some

some male comics I feel like it's very like I don't know I don't know what's the term I'm trying to think it's like very low lift kind of shit like they talk about dating they talk about women like being like insufferable they'll talk about bitches

just like in the dating world it's very like low lift stuff Yeah. It's steering into some sort of bigotry. Right. And, like, people go crazy, too. I know. It's weird.

Like, I'll see, like, some, I get a lot of, like, stand up in my for you page. Yeah. And it's, like, a lot of guys, like, dang, like, you can make it, like, really easy. Because, like, I don't think that's funny, like, at all. Me. You know, like, I don't think that was, you know, a lick of funny. Me either. And, like, but the crowd was, like, watered eyes.

It's just, like, I don't know, it's just crazy. Just cracking up. And it's like, well, I feel like those are the, like I said earlier, the kinds of dudes that are like dark humor. Some people are just so sensitive nowadays. Shut off. Oh, yeah. That's why I've made jokes that are very like specific. And then men are like, that's not even funny.

That's so, that's so not funny. And I was like, okay, but being racist is. They're like, that's not funny. Stupid. Tears in their eyes. I had a guy in my kid in my eighth grade class, Madardo, who,

and Daniel, who whenever I would say something, I would try to be funny. They both would like look at me and be like, like on purpose? You killed it. But they would be laughing in their little, like annoyed face,

like stupid. And I always felt really like a little, a little bit like good about myself because I was like you don't even believe yourself that I'm not funny you can't even sell it to yourself You can't even see you They're fighting back tears because they want to laugh so bad I know that's kind of like my thing too

I'm like I know I made you laugh a little That's a come on man like there's like little things in there I know you laugh You couldn't hold it that much No I know Like I just made a video about someone and he He was like saying this fatphobic shit about women And, like, he said, like, how to playfully, how to playfully ask a girl if she's fat, right?

Playfully, okay. Okay. And it was literally like, you're not, you're not a big fatty, are you? That was the tip, like, to message a girl that. You're not a big fatty, are you? It's just playing, though. He's just playing. Oh, my God.

Just so playful. And he was telling this whole thing. He was being dead serious to, like, this is a tip I always use and it always helps, blah, blah, blah. And the dude that was talking, he genuinely looked like ill. Like he looked like he was dying from some sort of like Spanish influenza. So I was like, I genuinely, like I was looking at it. I didn't talk about what he said at all. I was just like you look like you have the black plague.

You look like you have smallpox, friend. I think you need to get checked. Like genuinely, I said, and then I said he looked like when SpongeBob had the suds. And I was genuinely like you don't. You just don't look good, bro. Oh, my gosh. You do not look good, brother. You are, you're struggling.

Brother. You look ill, like, truly. And all the comments, all from women, mostly, so funny. I was like, someone said he looked like it was giving very Prince Philip. Stop. I was like, I was like corpse core. You know what I mean? So it's like, how to playfully ask if you've been dead for 10 years.

Stop. And I was reading all the comments And I said, who says women aren't funny? Bro, my comments, the comments on my videos are so funny. Like, the girls in my videos, they be eating them up. The things they say are so specific. Which is my favorite kind of humor. Like, I find that shit so funny.

Like, I told someone he looked like he drove a sion once. Sometimes I tell people, I'm like, you look like you would drive like a PT cruiser. Or like you're a big fan. of like d'auchry or something. Daughtry. Hey. Like Taylor Hicks. You know what I mean?

Hey, no. Justice for Taylor Hicks. He deserved it that year. That's why I'm saying like someone, I hope he's doing good. I hope you're doing good, brother. He's like watching this party. He's like, that's why I'll say stuff like that like, like one time I saw this guy. Like one time I saw this guy and I was like you look like you work at Johnny Rockets.

I have a friend who, like, I told him, I'm like, you're built like an in-and-out worker. He just looks like he's, like, really tall and just, like, polite. Really tall and polite. Yeah, and he's like, how? I'm like, look at you. And he's trying to have that giant safety pin that you sit with the aprons on? Yeah, where did you get that one? That's why I, like, like, saying she, like, you look like you would kill it out of valvoline.

You know what I mean? I mean like that's just that kind of shit. You're telling me that's not funny. You're telling me that didn't make you laugh a little bit. I just like I'll never understand because those kinds of dudes who say overly critical things about women and how they're not funny. Or even if they'll tell you that too. I'm like that's because your scope of what's funny is like just being bigoted. Right.

If you think Jackass is funny, then I'm not. If you think Jackass is funny, like I'm not trying to please you. I know I'm not. I'm never going to get to you. Like, if that's your thing, then, like, I'm not going to try. There's no point. There's really, like, getting hit in the balls. It's, like, peak comedy to them.

Yeah. Oh, bro! Like, I won't. I won't. I like, there's some people, like, I have a friend who, like, he is built, like, a McDonald's manager. And that just means, like, that's nothing wrong with that. Like, there's nothing wrong with that. There's not

But like You look like one Like my friend Because he's like Like we're the same build So like And like so when he puts on a collar shirt Like who you clock a day

It looks like he's like Going to the bank for a bank run Like he looks like he's gonna get petty cash Like he There's nothing wrong with I don't think I have McDonald's Yeah I've said that I've said a video, I've said like that.

I told some dude once that he looked like he would make like a, like a mean homemade beard. You know what I mean? Like, he would churn it at his own house kind of shit. Like, it was like, you look like you could really shuffle a deck of cards. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, because some people do look like that. Almost like as like a party trick.

Like, like someone says, who wants to shuffle the cards? And it's like someone who's like, me, I want to. Right. It's like if someone, if someone was like, oh, I don't want the other. piece of the sandwich. Like some people you can just tell are the ones that are going to be like, I'll have it. They just have that look. Yeah.

Like you look like you would eat the end pieces of the bread first. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of those people. Some people look like they tell jokes and then look around. You know, like they'll say it and then they'll be. You know when people, I love when people do that thing with their eyes.

Have you ever seen that one that was like. You look like before you eat, like you open Oreos and you're going to get one, you look like you wiggle your fingers. You're like, oh, which one? Or someone who looks like they take their pants all the way off when they go to the bathroom. Look at home. He's like, like you take them all the way off, kick them off, keep your socks on. Oh, my God. Dude.

That's like my favorite kind of humor. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, like, so specific. Because, like, I know it really is because, like, people really, like, they're assigned to certain things. And they know it. Yeah. That's what makes it funny and that's what makes it hurt their feelings.

Yeah. Like, someone, you say, you look like when you drink water, you engulf the whole thing at the top. Right. Like, put the whole thing in and drink. Yeah. Or when you drink, you take really deep breaths. Like, you drink you, you're like, like, you know what I mean?

Like, a little kid. There's some people who are like, you look like you would drink the whole bottle and then pretend like you didn't know what you just did for, like, approval from the room. You know? Like, damn, you drink the whole bottle. They just don't remember.

You know who the worst types of people are? What? When you're eating. We can let this episode become something else. when you're at a restaurant and like people are like talking because I'm a listener. Yeah. I love to listen to you if you want to talk or whatever. Yeah.

But like I'm not going to not eat while you talk. And so then they like finish eating or then they finish talking like, oh wow, you were hungry. Wow, you were really hungry. You were talking, you talk for 20 minutes about your ex. And now I get why she laughed because you're a. annoying you don't read rooms you know in that same vein some of the worst people to me are like when it's you're very hot like I'm someone who sweats pretty easily oh so I get very hot yeah and so when you're clearly sweating yeah right and you're in a setting where sweating's probably frowned

upon a little bit right but you can't stop it you're already hot and so you're having trying to have a normal conversation with someone and you could tell that they can see that you're sweating and they'll go it's is it hot out here are you hot? No, bitch. I'm just crying outside of my forehead. Like, what are you talking about? No, people, no, because those types of people cut them off. Like, people, they know what they're doing. They know they're annoying.

It's hot out here, huh? They'll say things like, like, to almost try to make you feel better, but it makes me feel worse. So I say, when they say that, I instantly lie. So I go, no, oh, no, my guys, you know, I mean, it's a little, it's a little warm. I'm like, meanwhile, my whole neck is drenched. Yeah. My hair is sticking to my neck. I'm like, just like a little bit.

Just a little, like, just a little cold outside. I'm actually kind of cold. I'm actually kind of cold. I'm actually really, well, I need a coat. I'm actually freezing, so. This weather's bipolar. Yeah, I can't handle it. That's crazy, huh?

No, well, I love when, um, when, uh, I like, because I have, like, a resting, like, bitch face. Same. You know, and it's just like, that's just how it is. Yeah. I've, I've landed there and, you know, I have, like. Come to terms with it. My wrinkles on my forehead, everything. It's just like that.

But I'm, I'm fairly. like happy and content and yeah but then someone will be like are you okay and it's only at that point they're like I'm not because I don't like you because I don't like you know yeah now you're gonna make me say it right or like or like if I like like we'll be sitting or whatever and then you know like sometimes I don't know if you do it but like like sometimes you just kind of like let go because you're sitting down and you're like oh you're like maybe watching something whatever yeah so then like during the day I'll be like whatever, controlling myself.

But then if I'm sitting down, then, like, you know, and then you really just breathe because you're not trying to contain it anymore. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, some people do. And so, like, I'll let myself just breathe and somebody be like, are you okay? Yeah, sorry.

I was holding it all day. Are you breathing heavy? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What? Yeah, because you just like let go. Some people know. If you know, you know. Hey, well, that's our time today.

Thank you so much for joining us. So let's get back on track here. Right back into these comments. So the person who made this video, they basically wrote in their own comment section. The point is people like to see women fail and men succeed. That's why people only focus on bad female comedians and good male comedians, which is a good point. I think there's good and bad of both, right? I've made this joke before, but like some dudes will make one fat joke and they're like,

should I quit my day job? I should go into comedy. This is my calling. They're like, I think, and I literally like, you know what? Good luck. Lauren Michaels, watch out because this guy is coming for your job, babe. They literally be like, yeah, well, guess what? Like, I posted a picture.

This is a perfect example. I posted a picture of me at Billboard Music Awards. And then I can't even tell you how many dudes wrote, more like you're built like a Billboard. The same joke. The same, like as big as a Billboard, maybe. I saw that joke probably like 20,000 times. All from dudes. And I said, this is all you got.

Like, there's a million jokes you could have made and that's the one you picked. How long do you think it took to like cook that up? They're like, what else is big? What else is big? Billboards. Oh my gosh. Okay. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's a play on words, right? It's double entendre. It could be a fat joke layered with a pun. More like as big as a billboard. good one and they probably just saw it from someone else that's what I'm saying

at one point I was like how many times have you seen this joke in here and then you made that too yeah did you was that on Twitter or where yeah it was on Twitter I saw something you posted on I think I did you post that picture on Twitter yeah I did yeah that's where I saw them I saw them all on Twitter like that same

exact more like built like a billboard what do they do when they post them zero likes zero retweets That's so weird You know what they do? They go click And then they go back to Zumi's Because their 15 is up

It's time to go back It's time to go back to serving at BJs You know what I mean? Stop Stop We're running out of brands Yeah I made that joke once in a thing Honestly brands love that

Because they get mentioned But I made a joke once I said You look like you work at Jersey mics Well yeah For them they're like Okay we got promo boys can we ask them if we could use that for our

channel? For the white listing on that the exclusivity No that dude was like What does that even mean? I don't even If you have to ask If you have to ask

Oh my gosh And this This next comment says And their only jokes are about them Hating their wives I think that all the time When they're like I hate my wife She's such a bitch

Yeah, yeah. Am I right, fellas? Yeah. We all hate them. Women. Yeah, women. As soon as she goes shopping, it's just me. Yeah.

Relaxing. Yeah, they're all, thank you, Target. Am I right? They're like, those bitches love Target, don't they? Take my cardio, bitch. And they're like, this is comedy gold. Yeah. They're all.

Look out Comedy Central. You're right. Yeah. They're like, you know, the HBO casting call. America's next top comic. Yeah. Last comic standing. You think like the CEO of Comedy Central is going to be like, get that guy in my office. I know.

We found it. No, Lorne is like, hey, get all pages up here. Get that Brock dude. him down here immediately. Fly him out to New York. We have to have a meeting. I hate my thank you, Target.

She's on a target, so she'll be gone for a few hours. Am I right? Go get your nails done, you bitch. Oh my gosh, this next comment says, and then people hate on them making jokes about things like periods and motherhood. Yeah, they always

like, she must be on her period. Like, they They make jokes about periods a lot That's so weird Must be that time of the month Just what a lazy joke Is what I always think What a lazy joke

I think that about fat jokes too Lazy Right Yeah Like if that's okay So like let's say Okay well you're fat And then what if you just go

Okay Yeah Now what Right I like I guess that's it No when people say that To me I'm like

But did you like the joke by chance? Did you like the writing? Well, what did you think about the material? Yeah. That's my real question. I know I truly don't care at all if people make fun of like what I look like. That doesn't bother me, literally at all. Must be nice.

The next one says, who are the good female comedians, though? I don't. None of them, because they're all bitches. Yeah. All bitches. It's like a gatekeeping feeling, right? Yeah, which is strange. But it's so weird because, like, what is.

weird because like, why are people, I don't understand it. It's like the same thing as like Madardo and Daniel in eighth grade when they're like, you're not allowed to be funny, you know? Because I'm not funny, so no one's allowed to be funny. Like, because they thought they were funny. But they're funny was like chancla comedy. Yeah, I feel you. Mom's coming.

She told us to turn the beans on. You know, we didn't. So now she's going to hit us with the chancla. Like vine kind of humor. Right. Like real superficial stuff. Super weird. Like shit that like, like.

13 year old kids would laugh at. Yeah. But, like, when I was 13, I was writing, like, you know, big stuff. A visionary. Yeah. That's what you were. And you're actually Lauren Michaels. Oh.

This next one says to answer your caption, wait, to answer your caption, there are no good ones. Like, no. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. He felt so cool writing that. What a fire tip. Yeah. I was sent and the answer is there's none.

What is that? According to my research, the answer is zero. Take that, you stupid bitch. Sometimes I'll make like real, like cheap jokes. Yeah. So like, for example, one time I got my boyfriend so good with like a Joe mama joke. Like we were talking about something real, like real basic, real random. And I was like, no, they think you're Joe's son.

And then he goes, who's Joe? Ooh, bitch. In that one moment I was like, I got you so good, bitch. So I was like, Joe Mama, and it made me laugh. And we all laughed so hard. It's so silly. So on TikTok, when dudes make like real cheap shot jokes or they'll say stuff like terrible, bigoted stuff, I'll just say it's probably because you have ligma.

And they'll say why I say ligma balls. Those hit every time. I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass. Those hit every time. One time I did a whole response video to this terrible dude because I ripped one of his videos up. And he was trying to turn everybody against me. Right. And every time they call me, okay, this is off topic, not really.

They always call me Fiona, like from Shrek, which is kind of funny, like, a little bit. They call me Shrek. Oh my God. We're meant to be. Meant to be. And you know what's funny is I technically am like Shrek because like all the people who like want to kill me, they can't because they're like afraid of me. You know what I'm saying? Oh my gosh.

Anyways, that's a side note that had nothing to do with what I was talking about just now. So, anyways, I was made a joke, a video ripping this dude up, and he tried to turn everybody against me. Like the people who pick it against Shrek. That was the point of my joke. Anyways, so when he made this, I did this whole response video responding to every single one of his claims. And his whole thing was like, I'm all about spreading love and positivity. I'm all, no, the fuck you're not. But anyways, I literally said, you're obviously not about spreading love and positivity, but you know you can spread these nuts.

That's how I ended my I swear to God Like that made me laugh And someone said You can say whatever you want about her But you're lying if you said That didn't make you laugh at the end Because nobody was expecting it

You're right I think he laughed And that makes them more upset Yeah Because I got them He was watching He's like His like body took a screenshot

No literally I was like I say shit like that all the time Because it hits every time to me Yeah Every time to me It's like a these nuts joke like ligma

ligma ligma all those things they kill me they make me laugh so hard like my boyfriend knows so many of them

which is stupid but like I use them all the time because they hit every time and they make them so upset especially when they fall for it

yeah especially through text like through a comment response because if I'm responding to a comment you don't know what I'm like

what my tonality and stuff is when I say it in person it's harder for me to hide it because I'm like they probably think you're Joe's son

oh my gosh yeah you're like I don't know, um, ligma. Yeah. Just open. Just hoping someone picks up on it. That knowing they don't see it coming. Those are my favorite kinds of jokes.

Because they're so cheap and easy. Yeah. They eat those up. I've never said anyone like that. No? You should try. One, yeah, one of these days. He's like, I'm above that, but like.

One of these days, I will. If that makes you laugh, I'm happy to hear. I'm like, yeah, yeah. I celebrate you. I support you. I support you. I do. No, but we agree a lot on specific humor.

That's my favorite kind. Like telling someone they look like they would work at the Orange County Fair. Right. And I say jokes like that. Because I don't think it's offensive. It's not. It's funny. But you do.

You do. You're getting mad at me. As if it's my thing. fault that you look like an enterprise rental car worker. You swear. You look like a one-star Uber driver. Well, because like one of my friends, Alfred, he looks, he, he looks, and I'm just for real.

Like, he's shaped, like he's built, like one of the, you know the photographers for the Easter bunny at the mall? Like, he's built like that. That's not a bad thing. Not even Santa? No. No, no, the photographer. I know, I know.

I'm saying not even the Santa Claus photographer, the Easter. No, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like he looks like he, because he's such a douchebag. That, like, he looks like he would have pleasure in saying, no personal pictures. No, we take the pictures. You can't have your phone. You know, like, there's people who just, like, love that. Yeah.

You know. Like someone that looks like they work at a GNC. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that won't do much for you, buddy. Yeah.

What are you looking to do? Gain muscle? You should come over here, come to this side. Yeah, also, like, here's my Facebook if you want to, if you need some personal training. I also train, too. I also sell crypto in case you're interested. See, some people are built, like pyramid scheme, like reps. Like MLM people?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I agree. I agree with you, truly. Yeah. Like, I, I've talked about, like, the world's worst car salesman. That's what you look like. Like, the one that won't leave you alone.

Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, it makes a lot of jokes. I hate that. I hate it. Because, like, I feel like I'm, I, I, what do I look like I could work at? Where do you look like you could work at? I look, I look like a Panda Express shift lead. Or, like, you're like, I see it.

I was trying to think of me. I was starting to think of what I look like. I think I look like like get something of what he says. Like I'm on my 30. Take 30? I'm on, yeah.

You're all where's Melissa? Is she back yet? Her 15's up. You have that wok like cooking the orange chicken. I'm like opening the bag. You're putting shrimp in those little tiny like third.

third entree ones? Yeah. You're like, I'm like looking at like, like someone's serving rice and I'm like less. You know, like when they stand over there

less than that. The Panda Express, but in the mall. Oh, yeah. Just sitting in the food court, sitting in the food court like with my hat, like,

on your break. You're sitting at that table that the train that drives in the mall goes on. Where you have to move. Like when, I see like an employee from Charlie's pass by I'm gonna like

I like Sparrow's next door Are we talking about Burbank mall? I've never even dude That's just every mall ever That's because they're right next to each other All three that I

That we mentioned It's like Panda Charlie's and Sparrow Have you ever seen that one where they Cook on the The Habachi in front of you

I don't know It's called like yeah Maybe that's just Riverside thing. Okay, relax. Sorry. I don't know, maybe just the I.E. I think I look

like, for me, I think I look like I would work at, like, an Ulta, but I'd be really bad at my job. Like, I'd be really bad at color matching you. I'd follow you around and be like, oh, no, girl, you should definitely try this. You should definitely try that. Like, I'd be really

bad at my job. That's what I think I'd look like. I Okay I think you work at the spicy candies island You know the The island in the middle of the mall I'm well aware

Spicy candies You know the ones that has the dispensers And you scooped for them You're not a free sample You look like You look like you'd be sitting at the end It's like Okay

Not doing my job Do you need help? Or the ones with the neon signs We're like, who the fuck buys from that thing? There's something going on back there. Okay. If that's the case, then you look like you also work. I like in Annie's pretzels.

But not Wessels, annies. Anis. Anti-Ans. Yeah. Anti-Ans. Yeah. I look like my hat doesn't fit and I have just like white powder. The cinnamon sugar.

And like when people come home. over. I'm like, have you been helped? We don't have cinnamon anymore. We don't have any more. We're out. We're out. Was there something else that you were looking for? You're the one holding the little tray girl. Do you want, do you want a sample out front? You already had one. You already had one. I can only give one, so sorry.

You know who else I look like I'd work? Where? Like a fashion boomy. Like the cue. You know those ones that are like, it's not forever 21, but it's like, it's like, It's like alley express in a store. That's where I look like I'd work. I could see that. I could see as being co-worker. Could you imagine?

Like, I'm like right there like down the aisle. Yeah, but then when I leave, you go, she's always trying to tell me what to do. No. She acts like she's a manager and she's not. I feel like you as a coworker, I wouldn't know how to act around you because I don't know if I would be like,

I'd be like, well, you know what you look like? you look like you'd become manager there and you'd change up and so we would go from like yeah like we used to be like best friends like like oh my god look bitch go go go bitch go like we're all like hanging out having fun sweeping and stuff and then you become manager and then too excited you're like Leo off your phone and then I'll be like no phones on the floor right no phones on the floor no you do look like that you do look like that well you know who you look like

Just go forever. No, you look like you would work in an old Navy, right? But you'd be someone who'd be really helpful in an old Navy. Yeah. Yeah, like you'd be super over-the-top helpful to the point where I'm like, leave me the fuck alone. Oh, yeah. Just to let you know, so everything's 20% off right now,

everything against the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Did you need a fitting room? Okay, let me know. Let me know. Let me know. Okay, well, that's going to do it for this episode of the comment section show.

Thank you so much again to my bestie Leo for joining us today. We just had a roast off like for 20 minutes. Just like, favorite thing? That's proof that men and women are both funny. It's very possible. We're very funny. So where can everybody find you? What are your handles?

My only, my Instagram and TikTok and Twitter, Leo Gonzalez. Love that. Love that for us. You don't have to follow You don't feel pressured No, I'm going to pressure you Make sure you follow Leo Leo is so

You're so funny Dude I love you I adore you You're incredible I'm so sorry It took 15 episodes I don't think you are I think I proved you

That I was worth it I think I saved the best for last Oh is this a season finale No Okay You heard it here So you're not quite there But you're towards the end

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