The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - SHARING ONE BRAIN CELL | Drew Afualo ft. Hillary Star | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 35
Episode Date: October 12, 2022[video available on Spotify] Drew welcomes Hillary Star to the show this week to talk about the reception of men making sketch comedy vs. women, flamin' hot Halloween costumes, the most millennial thi...ngs about them, and so much more. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Hillary: https://www.instagram.com/hillary.star_ https://www.tiktok.com/@hillary.star ABOUT THE COMMENT SECTION It’s going DOWN in the comments in this new weekly show from defender of women on the internet, Drew Afualo! Join Drew and a new weekly guest as they explore the dreaded COMMENT SECTION of their tagged videos on TikTok. Through a candid discussion and lots of laughs, Drew keeps it real and gives in-depth advice on the issues that you care about most. https://lnk.bio/thecommentsection Subscribe to Past Your Bedtime on YouTube for the video version or anywhere you listen to podcasts for the audio version! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I told her that she should lay down, like, slanted.
Like, if you lay like this, it's a little more obvious.
But then I look like a tamper.
50-50, if my zipper's up or down anymore.
Take my pants off at home, they come off easy.
I'm like, I thought it was four hours I was walking around.
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section show starring me,
your favorite Cheeto in the whole world.
Happy spooky season, by the way.
Today, I want to introduce you all to my amazing, wonderful guest, Miss Hillary Star.
Welcome.
Welcome, brother.
I'm frozen in shock right now.
This is all very surreal.
Hillary and I are our real life friend.
Yes.
Translated into now working together.
Yeah, we've been working on the railroad these past few days.
It's spooky season, like I said.
Yes.
And we are going out with a bang this season.
We're doing costumes.
Oh, yeah.
We've leveled up.
I'm trying to dress as many characters as possible this week, this month.
And I was trying to be Winner Fred Sanderson, but I didn't get the memo.
I text Hillary late at night.
Yes.
To be fair to me, I.
bought these shitty costumes the other day.
Or she doesn't text me at all.
You know what? I'll own up to it.
And I just sit there waiting.
I text her. I was like, hey, when should I be at the studio tomorrow?
I'm just like sitting waiting.
I'm like, well, here is where the panic comes.
I was here an hour, 30 minutes earlier.
And I was waiting in the Starbucks just chilling hanging out.
Yeah.
Just chilling.
You know, just watching people.
Familiarizing yourself because you're in East Coast girly.
Oh yeah, you know, I'm that New York mentality.
where I'm up and going at 5 a.m.
Were you born and raised in New York?
Yes. Born and raised in Queens.
Is there like a saying for Queens?
You know what I mean?
I'll give you an example.
In Hawaii, there's a town called Kalihi, right?
That's on like towards the west side.
And all the local goes and we're like, Kalihi.
But like every time they say like K-Town never down,
they say things like that.
I mean, in New York in general, there's like the universal year, which like, you know, that is when you know a New Yorker is calling out.
You can be stranded on a desert, but when you hear a year, that is a fellow New Yorker coming to you to rescue you from the trenches.
You didn't tell everyone what your costume is.
Oh, I'm supposed to be Audrey from Atlantis, one of the best Disney movies of all times.
I never knew of my movie was.
Oh, that was one of my favorite movies growing up as a kid.
and I didn't realize it was a Disney movie
until I went on Disney Plus and saw that it was there.
I've always wanted to be Keita for Halloween.
Okay, I am a fan of the movie, but I haven't seen it in a while.
Kito was the one of the main girl.
Wow, some Atlantis fan.
She said, that's one of my favorite movies of all time.
This is the last minute costume, and I just fit the aesthetic.
Doesn't know one of the main character names, huh?
I fit the aesthetic, yeah, and who are you supposed to be drew?
Let's analyze this.
I am a hot chip.
She is a flaming hot chito.
A hot chito.
A hot chito.
Chip. This thing is hot, looky.
I told her that she should lay down, like, slanted.
Like, if you lay like this, it's a little more obvious.
But then I look like a tampon.
But see, here's the thing.
In the wide shot, it's going to look like I'm naked under this thing.
I'm not.
She is.
I'm just naked with shoes.
I have covers on, but no underwear.
Just like put your feet off.
Can you imagine?
So if I lay like this in the wide shot, hot chip, sitting up, tampon.
Yeah.
Just a little.
Just a little red shirt.
It's a little pointy on the top.
Spirit Halloween, I have some critiques.
I have some notes.
I love how the hole is so big.
It's so large.
You know, okay, here's the thing.
I was buying costumes and I only wanted to be silly shit.
Like, my sister was like, are you going to be like a witch or something like that?
Like a basic costume?
Or like a sexy witch.
Yeah, or like a nurse or something.
I was like, no, I only want to shop in the male costume section.
And I only want it to be stupid.
And an inanimate object.
Those are the best types of costumes.
Yeah, yeah.
So they had like weirdly only phallic foods, like pickle, hot dog, cheetah.
I was going to ask you what phallic meant.
I'm not very good with my definition.
Falic is.
Okay, just like, no.
I am not very well spoken doing live shows.
No, I'm laughing at having to explain to you what phallic means.
No, but you are witnessing me just going through the shock of being in live on camera.
And I'm just like going through it right now.
The motions.
Oh, yeah, the emotions.
All the emotions.
When people throw in words that I don't know what they mean, I have to sit there and either pretend like I know what it means or just have to be like...
Well, I respect the honesty.
Yeah, just be like...
Phalick is like it's in a shape that could be used in a sexual way.
A pickle.
A chito.
Yeah.
You could put a pickle up your butt or down your throat.
That's phalic.
Or both.
Or both.
Porque no los dos.
Which leads us to our next subject, Elvis.
Okay.
I was telling Hillary.
that Elv this is the most unhinged
episode. I think it's the Cheeto.
I think it's short circuiting.
And working all day on the railroad. The hat is a little tight
so it's cut off circulation. The lights
are making me hot. I really hope that
the sweat stay in there. I was honestly talking about
Elvis prior to this filming because I was
saying that I liked, although I did like the
Elvis movie, I wish there were questions I still
had that I left the theater with. I was just sitting
in fascination at how many facts you know
because I have not seen the
Elvis movie yet. So I was sitting
here like butter sandwiches yeah like austin butler did a great job oh yeah congrats the things that i've
seen on ticot i was like by far that was like yeah one of the best uh actors in regards to like acting
like the person the person like the the the are we okay throw in like a very complicated word
i like i don't know how to talk about it's because you're with me right now that's it's this
no i make people i make people stupid i'm just like
Listen, if this was my show, if I was stumping right now, I would just be like, just give it a few seconds.
Yeah.
Can we cut?
Yeah, literally.
I honestly, okay, so back to Elvis, I was just saying he had the most, like, crazy eating habits.
And I wish that they touched on it more.
I was so unaware.
I wish I wanted to ask so many questions.
I'm like, why were you eating 10,000 calories a day?
If anything, it makes me more paranoid that I've done stuff like that when it comes to eating bad for a day that I'm just.
just like, am I going to go to the bathroom one day and just,
I don't know.
I don't believe so unless you're struggling in other ways, but I don't think so.
I mean, I am struggling.
I'm just curious, aren't we all?
I'm just curious to know, like, more questions.
Anyways, back to what we were talking about.
What were we talking about?
Oh, the costumes.
Yeah, the costumes.
Anyways.
Yeah, Spirit Halloween, I wanted to be cool stuff, like, cool to me, as in silly.
I feel like Halloween should be silly.
Like I was never the type to want to, well, I grew up in a strict Dominican Christian household where Halloween wasn't even celebrated.
Oh, yeah.
So I never went to school for Halloween.
Yeah, brujeria.
Yeah.
So I, no, it's demonio.
It's demonio.
It's the Satanas.
But no, I never went to school on Halloween.
I missed all the candy handouts.
I used to sit on my window.
Yeah.
No, it's really sad.
Can we just come?
You imagine?
I charge you for the session?
So when I was younger, we weren't allowed to celebrate Halloween.
I didn't go to school for Halloween.
And my mom would actually let us hand out some candy to kids.
But I would write notes on the windows to make kids sad.
But it was just me projecting my insecurity of the fact that I couldn't dress up for Halloween.
And I would put no candy on the windows.
Your costume sucks.
Yeah, no.
And then I wonder why.
Like, I am the way that I am.
And my people pleasing tendencies, my.
Do my friends love me?
It's just a whole lot.
No, my parents.
You're also a Leo son and a Leo moon, correct?
So Halloween is where you shine.
Here we go with the rapid fire.
I memorized my birth chart specifically for this episode because I just knew astrology was
going to come into play.
And I'm a Leo, so I have to make it about myself.
So I am a Leo moon, a Leo sun, and a Scorpio rising.
So what do you think that kind of?
I think that you love attention.
Yes.
Good, but not bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
You're probably pretty impulsive.
You're probably, you're someone who doesn't, it's not really hard to guess what you're thinking.
Oh, 100%.
You're very, like, upfront about how you feel and if something upsets you or makes you happy or any spectrum of emotion, you're going to know.
Are you?
Do you have cameras installed in my house?
I'm telling you.
But see, that's why I said Halloween's where you shine.
Yeah.
If you're a Leo, like, Leo's love Halloween because they get to be their small.
My time.
And also to project.
That's the Leo's goal.
And also live my childhood dream.
I told my husband, Andrew, to take me trick-or-treating.
He's like, you're 27.
I'm like, I don't give a-h.
I don't really care.
That's so funny.
Yeah, no.
I want to go trick-or-treating.
I want to do all the things.
Pumpkin picking, apple picking.
I didn't do none of that growing up.
Look at you, healing your inner child.
Love that for you.
Just a little bit.
And going off of what you said that I'm impulsive, I cackled because I made one of the most
impulsive decisions yesterday.
I extended my trip because I just wanted to.
And then I found a nicer hotel and I checked out early.
I moved to a different hotel because the theme of the room is like very 80s postmodern
like seafone green.
And I was like, I like it.
Book.
I was like, I'm leaving.
That's such a Leo thing.
And I go to the front desk and I'm like, something came up.
I must check out early.
And she's like, oh, I hope everything's all right.
I'm like, yeah, I just have to leave early.
Lying is also a Leo thing.
Oh, yeah.
Being good at lying is also a real thing.
Also, I feel like it also comes from the fact that I was raised in such a strict household.
I feel like at this point my parents stopped watching.
My dad was like, when is the episode going up?
I'm like, yeah, like I think next week or something.
But yeah, I know they're not going to watch past five minutes.
But growing up.
They're supporting you.
Oh, yeah.
They gave me the view.
If there's one thing I know about my parents, it is them being super supportive with
everything I've done in regards to content creating.
That is 100% where I am like, you know what?
Maybe them being so strict wasn't that bad.
I mean, it was, but.
It was.
And it's just like, you know, being Dominican and being first generation.
Yeah.
Dominican in the United States.
Like, you have such a, I don't know why we're going into childhood trauma.
Right.
It's just different.
No, I totally get, I totally get what you're saying.
Like, I understand completely and empathize.
It's a completely different life experience.
It's super different.
Than other kids who were like
their parents were born and raised year too.
It's completely different life experience.
Yeah, like I wasn't really allowed to go hang out with friends after school.
Like sleeping over a friend's house was like out of the question
unless it was a cousin or like even like if it was like a distant cousin,
it was like no.
It was like it has to be like one of your closest cousins.
Like it's a lot of fun.
Well, look at you now.
Look at you now.
Traveling by myself.
Acting on all those impulses.
Yeah.
As of Virgo, I rebuke in the name of the good Jesus.
Jesus Christ, Beyonce.
I rebuke impulsivity.
I can't, I'll literally put something in my Amazon car and I'll leave it in there for like
at least 10 days.
But you see, I'm like that too.
Like, I will not make impulsive decisions when it comes to shopping for certain things.
But when it comes to something.
No, just giant things like extending a stay.
Like booking a hotel room.
It was only like $100 extra for the flight.
And there you go.
Also, I'm terrified of flying.
So pushing my flight out further, it just calms me down a little more.
It's also fun.
It's also a Leo thing, like making up excuses, justify your decisions.
Yeah, you know.
And you always, you always have at least one.
You know what?
I applaud you.
I envy impulsive people sometimes because I need like three to five business days to make an educated decision.
Well, you see, I need.
And the answer is probably always no.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like that when people want to make plans with me.
And then, like, don't make plans with me the week before.
Yeah.
Because the night before, I might just not want to go out with you.
Only because, like, my mood's changed.
Like, I'm feeling a little down.
so like I don't want to leave the house.
Yeah, I feel that.
Also now, like, especially now because my schedule is so busy,
that sometimes people are like...
She was booked them busy.
People are like, what are you doing on the 12th?
I'm like, ask me on the 11th, because I genuinely don't know, bitch.
Like, I won't know until then.
Like, I worked two festivals back to back.
Yeah.
In June, I went to New York for Gov Ball,
and then I went to Nashville for Boneru.
That's a week apart.
And then the week after that, I went back home and then went to VidCon.
So, like, that month almost killed me.
But, like, those decisions, like, I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do next week.
They told me, like, two days before.
So, like.
Two days before?
Yeah.
And then they were like, do you want to go to New York this weekend?
And I was like, okay.
This is, like, this job has forced me to be impulsive.
Yeah.
Because, but it has to do with my career.
So that's why I'm like, okay with it.
Yeah.
I would say, I would say I'm glad to hear that you're into spooky season because I've always loved Halloween.
Did you go to college?
Yes. Okay. Where'd you go to college? I went to college in Long Island. It's this private university called, well, it's a college, but Maloy College. It was a predominantly nursing school. And there's like the corner where it was like the business students. And I will say there is a lot of slander on business students that I've seen on TikTok. I don't know I've seen it. They're like, there's like, there's like, business and nursing students. Yeah. I'm just like, why are they like hating on business students? They're like, yeah, your final was like a coloring book or something. I'm like, listen, we get. And we. And we're just like, and we. And we're just like, why are they. And we. And we. And we're just like, why. And we're. And we. And we. And we. And we. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And.
What of it?
That's what of it?
I'm like, and what of it?
I colored it in, did not color outside of the lines, and that's all that matters.
What's it to you?
I think it just depends, but did you go out a lot in college, like on Halloween and stuff?
No.
You didn't do that?
Not even in college?
Well, I mean, like, when I was in college, I was already dating my future, what's the term?
Now husband.
My now husband.
My now husband.
I'm like, we're married, but we'll be married next year.
But in the future, we'll be married.
I mean, that's not technically wrong.
No, yeah, no.
He'll still be your husband in the future.
Yeah, unless I kill him.
But I, yeah, no, in college, like, I, for Halloween, I did go out.
I remember the first time I ever dressed up, I was a nun.
I noticed for costumes, I love.
Talk about a hard left from your background.
She goes, my parents were really, really just didn't celebrate Halloween.
Anyways, I was a slutty nun, my first college Halloween.
And it wasn't even slutty.
I was, like, painted white.
I was, like, all dream.
Oh, scary?
If there's one thing I love about Halloween costumes, it's dressing in, like, long, drapey
costume so like Winiford
Sanderson I was a nun and
then I was a Harry like I was
a a Griffin door because
you know those are like the elite students
of Hogwarts
yeah you know that was like my quirky year
I was just starting to burst out of my bubble
and you know it was just
it was a good year that I
I can't really relate
in that sense only because
my friends insisted
on being slutty for Halloween which I
encourage and encourage you to do
so. I love the slutty. My only requirement was that it also be clever. So if we were going to be
slutty, I wanted it to also be clever and have like a theme. That was my requirement. What did you
guys dress up as? The first year, my freshman year of college, we were the spring breakers, which is,
that movie just came out that year. So that was a hit. Yeah. In Hawaii on Halloween, they,
everyone goes to like, Waikiki, which is like the main town. And like, they all walk in costumes and
party and get drunk and blah, blah, blah. But when I went,
that movie had just come out.
So basically we all bought neon green, neon green, neon pink beanies and cut our own eye holes in them.
That's weird.
And then, and mouth holes.
And then we had like fake guns and we wore bikinis.
So it was like easy because you're in Hawaii.
It's not cold.
Right.
And it was like, you just go to the beach and then go to Waikiki.
Yeah, except one of my friends got too drunk before we went.
She didn't even cut the holes in her beanie.
So she was just an assail in a beanie.
Like she was in a bikini.
She like pulls it down and she's just like suffocating.
Yeah.
She literally was like.
I didn't cut my holes.
And I was like, girl, and we took the bus.
I wrote the bus in my bikini.
I was like sitting there.
Oh my God, no.
True.
I did that that year.
The seat right now.
Because as a New Yorker, we.
Yeah.
The bus, the public transportation.
Oh, my God.
I've taken the subway in New York.
You've taken the subway?
Yeah.
You see, as a New Yorker, I don't take the subway.
Really?
I also like to purposely play on this New Yorker personality when I'm with people that
aren't from New York.
I do that on purpose because I know it annoys the head.
hell out of people where I'm just like, yeah, in New York, we have public transportation.
I asked my Uber driver yesterday, I'm like, you guys don't even have subways? And he was like, no.
And I'm like, well, we have a well-oiled machine.
Meanwhile, when it rains, there's like a waterfall and like the ceiling collapses, you know.
And don't even get me started on like the homeless situation. And going in the subway in the
summertime is unbelievable. It is unbelievable. It is unbelievable.
So hot. I know. I went disrespectfully hot over there. I don't, I don't feel.
How dare you.
But I think for mostly, mostly for Halloween, I was like something relatively clever.
What were you?
I was an avatar one year.
So I painted myself blue, which was nice.
And then I did, I was Bain one year, a sexy Bane.
Bain.
From Batman.
The way that both of our brain cells are working so hard, though, we each have one.
The cobwebs are coming off of the wheels.
They are slowly turning.
I'm just going to say smoking.
I don't know what it is about this costume, but it's making me an idiot right now.
It's me. I bring out the most idiotic side of people.
Like, I make people stupid.
But it's all goofs and gaffes.
Yeah.
It's a fun all time.
Speaking of goofs and gaffes.
Today's topic, we're going to talk about with Hillary.
Today we're going to talk about sketch comedy because that's your niche.
Yes.
We didn't even really get into that.
We started talking about a bunch of all the shit.
I was just someone that wandered in off the streets.
I'm like, you guys do a shower here?
I just got off of work.
God, I would love to sit down and chat with you.
Hillary loves a good sketch.
Oh, yeah.
I love a good sketch comedy.
Even, like, because a lot of my stuff is very improv, like, very SNL.
Yeah.
It's like, just, you know, it's a very natural, like, type of thing that I do.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love doing sketches.
I love doing, like, the POVs.
My favorite things, my favorite types of video that I do are the ones,
a POV, you're at home goods.
And all the cringy signs that you see, like, I'm just.
Real millennial.
humor. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, it's very millennial. You are, right? You know, I have been, like, itching to, like, figure out the right answer because I'll see millennials saying that I am, but then I'll see people saying that I'm a Gen Z because I'm
but apparently 96 is the cutoff, but then people are saying that I'm a Gen Z because I...
That's denial. We're millennials. That's what I'm saying. Because, like, we... There's just so much millennial slander. I feel like, I'm like... Way to. And you guys need to stop because we carry...
Social media on our backs.
Millennial goes all the way up to, I think, like, 32.
Something like that, right?
It's like 32, 33.
I think it's the cutoff of the...
So, like, that's who you're talking about when you're talking about...
See, because you're making fun of the home good signs, and that's millennial humor.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, like those signs that say things like, life takes you places, love brings you home.
You know what I mean?
And don't even get me started with the Ray Dunn.
Yeah.
When I first moved out, I bought my dogs a bowl.
And I didn't really think about it that.
much, but now that I hate on Ray Dunn so much, I remember the fact that my dog's water bowl
says, good boy.
So that's the millennial in you.
So I...
I know you know how to read when you bought that thing.
Yeah, no.
So I, what I started doing, I started turning the bowl.
Every time I fill the bowl up, I turn it and I put it facing the wall.
I just don't want to see it.
I can't.
No, they are good boys.
They don't need homeware to be telling them that.
They can't read.
They can't read.
Oh my God.
And when the towels, like, oh my God, when I go to my mom's house, she is like peak, like, Ray Dunn farmhouse.
Like, her style definitely is very American.
I'm like, woman, you are Dominican.
You are Dominican.
You said that's the colonizer.
Trying to win.
Like, that was a white man.
Don't let him win.
Don't let him win.
Oh, my God.
There were so many roosters growing up in my house.
Oh, yeah.
Every time I went to HomeGoods.
And, yeah, she was the type that had the towels that said dry.
I'm like, what if it's a lot?
for wiping. What if I don't have wipes that day? Yeah, I think that your videos like that are so
funny too. And I also think people can relate because they also find them cringe. That's essentially
what it is. Yeah, because that's what it is. Like, it's not like, I'm not saying like, oh my God,
these are so funny. I'm like genuinely, my blood is boiling. Like, those are, and those are the exact
faces that I make when I'm walking around in home goods and I'm just, and I see people walking around
with their live, laugh, love signs. And I'm just like, I'm just like, stop. And I love home goods.
Oh, I'm all.
up in that bitch.
There's a line.
There's a little line.
You know what I mean?
There's a huge line.
I will say probably the most millennial thing.
I'll let you say
what's the most millennial thing about you.
Me, it's probably the way I treat my dog.
The fact that I take so many pictures
of him.
Oh.
Oh, I have a stroller for my dog.
That's pretty white and millennial.
Well, I don't have a stroller because my dogs
are about 90 pounds.
My dogs are huge.
My dog's like 17 pounds.
I can't even walk my dogs by myself.
Yeah, they're too big.
Yeah, no.
The first time I tried wide.
walking them by myself, my ass was dragging along the grass in my white shorts and never did that again.
And they were a lot lighter and wait, let me tell you that.
At that time?
Yeah, no, I'm a huge dog mom.
Like, people are like, when are you having kids?
I'm like, I have three at home.
They came right out of my food.
You weren't there, but I birthed them.
I birthed them.
Yeah, that's how I feel about my dog.
Yeah, me immediately, like, taking pictures and sending them to my boyfriend is probably the most millennial thing about me.
No way.
They're like, oh my God, look at him.
him. Look how great he looks. And it's like also like when they're sleeping, they're trying to get some sleep.
And I'll like tiptoe by them. I'll grab my phone and I'll just do the most obscure angle to get a photo of them and I'll just send it to Andrew. And I'm like, Yogi's sleeping again.
I'm like just look at him. And I, this is very millennial of me. Every time I go out, it's also maybe like a overcompensating for leaving them by themselves, even though they have each other. Every time I go out, I never come home without at least buying them a toy.
Me too.
I was just telling my boyfriend that the other day.
Like my sister came over to my house and all his toys are everywhere.
I have one dog so he's spoiled.
And then my sister goes, it looks like a kid lives here because all his toys were all over the place.
A kid does reside here.
That's the most millennial thing about me.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I wear it proudly.
Every time I go out.
I would die for my son.
Yeah, like I.
Red, white, and blue.
What's your dog's name?
Yogi and Bear.
Oh, that's cute.
Two standard golden doodles.
I just pull out a wallet photo and like the little plastic.
Speaking of golden doodles, there's a lot of golden doodles slander on TikTok.
I said it a lot.
I'm very happy you said that because I was like, I thought I was the only one that saw that.
And people are saying that like golden doodles are like so annoying.
They're like aggressive and this, you know, the wannabe like I'm as a vet tack, as a dog trainer.
As a dog myself.
It's true.
I am the dog.
like they're just like yeah as a dog trainer like these are some of the most like annoying and frustrating dogs to work with and i'm just like it's always golden doodles i see that a lot i'm like what and they're like why not just get a poodle i'm like nobody wants just a poodle why not get the best of both worlds you get a poodle and super intelligent dog a golden retriever beautiful and so that is the pure-brain american dog because that is what this country was founded on why picket fans and golden retrievers that's the millennial in you yeah
There it is.
That's what that is right there.
That and me constantly doing a British accent, it is, I'm surprised I haven't pulled it out yet.
Yeah, that's my dog.
My dog's name is squid.
And you know what?
He is a squid.
Someone was like, what was the inspo?
I'm like, slithers on the bed.
Yeah, someone's like, what was the inspo?
And I'm like, look at him.
He's a literal squid.
Like, no other name would fit him quite like that one.
I like the idea of names being like inanimate objects, like bread.
Curtain.
Yeah.
or like garlic noodle you know what I mean like so we settled on Ray done what if I asked you
what your dog's name so you said Ray and Dunn that would be funny.
Vera Bradley.
Get two more and get him of Ray and Dunn.
Okay let's get back on topic.
So sketch comedy.
That's what we're on.
Yes.
So what I'm going to do is what I do here on the comment section show is I bring up two
videos that were brought to me, tagged me in, whatever, and they apply to you.
to our topic today and then what we do is bring them here and we talk about them.
Cold case files and go right off track just like we have been.
Those are my favorite episodes though.
I love when we go off track.
I don't know why I'm picturing like when you're like these videos were brought to me.
I just picture someone rolling a cart like it says like mail call.
Top secret.
They like unveil it and they're like these are the videos that will be used.
There you go.
Unfortunately for them.
Yeah.
So this first video I always just described them.
So it's a man posted a basically.
basically a skit.
Bad start.
Already a bad start.
This is a sketch in it of itself.
But he says where he plays,
he's playing two different guys trying to write an online article.
They're both watching videos of male comedians whose names I won't mention,
but they are ones that are disliked.
Use your imagination.
And they quickly come up with reasons why they should be canceled and they just get
increasingly more absurd.
So essentially the point of it.
video is that like making fun of woke culture yeah like woke people will find any reason to cancel
male comedians right so i always think that's not funny yeah sketch comedy is supposed to be funny
yeah that's not funny i'm just like sir you miss the line the line is all the way back there yeah
they told you you couldn't be racist in your stand-up and then you're like god these people you're
like god damn it what if i don't like dominicans let me say what i want they're so sensitive
They're so sensitive.
As it will.
I always think like if your comedy is based in bigotry, you're not funny.
It's so 100% true.
Like I'm like, there are so many ways that you can be funny.
You can make fun of anyone without being super harsh.
I just don't understand the point of like having to include like misogyny, bigotry, racism.
I'm like that is not funny.
Like stereotypes, there is like stereotypes that could be funny.
Depending on who you are as a person.
Yeah.
Especially if it's coming from said, what is the word I'm looking for?
Let's say I'm a comedian and I'm making stereotypes about Dominican people.
Like I can go hard because these are my people.
But at the end of the day, I'm proud of be Dominican.
I know where I come from and no one can make fun of a Dominican better than a Dominican.
Yeah, well, and it's all based in love more than anything.
It's love and appreciation.
There are just silly things about it.
Like, same thing with mine, like with someone culture.
Like, I can make jokes about someone people because I am someone.
So I can just say I love someone culture?
Yeah.
I am obsessed.
Let me ask you this.
Is the Haka Samoan?
No, that's Maudi.
So that's New Zealand.
Okay, so I always confused both of them.
But honestly, it's like one of my favorite cultures to like, whenever I'm on TikTok and I see either someone Samoan or is it Māori?
Maui.
Maui.
Yeah.
I am just like, I remember during the pandemic, there was a sound that it was a Māori and they were doing like a dance.
Yeah, it was like consecutive 15, 20.
Yeah.
It was like 15, 20 videos of me, like, just liking them.
Just liking them all.
Oh, my God.
The ones in the soccer games before, like, they play.
Yeah, when they play.
I am just like, oh, my God.
So I actually brought adoption papers for your mom.
There's like a female, like, well, there's not female.
I didn't mean that.
There's a Samoan equivalent to like a haka.
It's called the Sivatau.
But it's like, it's like, because the haka is Māori, so it's like a war.
It's a sacred practice, the haka.
So that's why watching it is really cool.
Someone tried to, like, insult me once and then said, like, I can't believe you would say that as a Maudy person.
And I'm like, I'm not even...
But it's not even an insult.
But you didn't even get the race right.
Like, the ethnicity right.
If you're going to be racist towards me, get it right at the very least.
Yeah, you know how many people have been racist towards me and, like, said, like, oh, like, call me like the straight up N word and stuff.
And I'm just like, I mean, yeah, I look mixed.
Like, people that have met me, they always are like, oh, are you mixed?
I'm like, no, I'm Dominican.
But honestly, Dominicans can range from looking Spaniard to Middle Eastern to black.
It's all the same.
Yeah, well, that's one of those things I think where their scope is so small.
Yeah.
It's like this big.
Open your eyes, mate.
So they, if you're not visibly like Hispanic or white, they're like, what could you be?
If you're not, if you're not visibly anything else, they're like, okay, I only know three.
Yeah.
So you're clearly not, you're obviously not Asian, you're not white, probably Hispanic and so kind.
Like they only know three ethnicities in the entire universe like bigots.
Yeah.
So that's why sometimes when they try to be racist towards me, they pick the wrong one.
Yeah.
I'm like, you're not even.
Just like try again.
Do your research, Bay.
Like, like, I mean, you're not even good at bigotry.
You're not even good at that.
No, you're not good at anything.
If you can't even be racist correctly, you're not even good at that.
I've never seen the TikTok sign where it's like, oh, but you don't even look, and then it's like the nationality.
Yeah.
And then or ethnicity and you, and they play the stereotype.
Yeah.
So like for me, someone's like, oh, but you don't even look Dominican.
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
I'll just.
And there was one of like a Dominican holding a plantain with like the heron rollers.
Yeah.
And like dancing to admitting.
Yeah.
That's why it's so ignorant.
That's why it's just all of it is.
It's just an extreme form of ignorance speaking of.
So this video is essentially, they're basically.
they're basically saying that like woke people are canceling prominent male comedians for no reason.
But I always think like in order to cancel them, they have to like not be actively working.
Exactly.
They're all actively working.
Like the people that he was referencing are people that have been widely criticized because they say very bigoted things in their routines.
They choose to do it because they're full grown men who are in their 50s.
so like in order to cancel them they have to not be working they're actively working they're working all the time
unfortunately for other people sucks because i was such a fan of some of these comedians like way back
and honestly it's crazy how much also like tv changed yeah because like with these shows with the comedians
like and also like how tv shows and movies like there's so much like deep-rooted like kind of like misogynistic
and like racist stuff that like we used to laugh at and now that when you look back at it i'm just like
oh my god, I can't believe, like, I actually laughed at this stuff.
I agree completely.
It's crazy.
When you watch old shows, like friends.
Yes.
How am I your mother's terrible.
Oh, my God.
Talk about misogynistic and a womanizer.
Yeah, the way, like, they just casually mention, like, things like a song and stuff.
Like, it's, it's, I see, I always think to myself, like, what you did in the past, like, for example, if some of these comedians did terrible things in the past, or, like, they made jokes that are,
obviously in their very nature,
misogynistic,
homophobic, whatever.
As time goes on,
you can evolve,
right?
You have the right to evolve
and change your routine.
If you don't in 2020,
that's an active choice you're making.
Exactly.
You're fully aware.
Because it's all over social media.
You can fully make that choice
to either change your comedy
or just don't do it at all.
Well,
and there's plenty of comedians
that are just unbelievably funny
without resorting to bigotry at all.
Yeah, like me.
And me.
just kidding.
She's like, this is my show.
As soon as I say that, though,
like, terrible men are like,
you make fun of people all the time.
I didn't say making fun of people.
Oh, my God.
And, like, what of it?
This is why I don't understand.
Like, they're just like,
you're making fun of the man.
And you should be looking at yourself with a mirror.
I'll be like, okay?
And I'm better looking than you.
No, what?
Like, I just picture, like,
the freaking monsters from men in black,
like just sitting behind a computer, like,
they really are.
Oh my God, it's so annoying.
A virus.
Honestly, I have to commend you for being able to take all that because it's not easy.
Like the one, because that's the thing, like me being a people pleaser, I live to make people
happy.
Like for me, it's one of those things where it's like, I just love seeing people happy.
And the moment I get a comment that's like, I don't see how people think she's funny.
At first, it used to really bug me.
Now I just respond with animal facts.
I just think like if that's the case
Why'd you have to tell me?
Exactly.
And also, you could tell somebody else.
Yeah, and also, clearly, we have made careers off of not being funny.
Yeah, clearly, one of, who's the comedian?
I think that all the time.
Like, I genuinely am like, like, what are the odds you know what's funny?
Exactly.
Like, let's look at, like, you want to check tape?
Yeah.
Let's look at the stats, brother.
Like, can we pull the projector down actually?
That's why I'm like, one of us is funny.
Yeah.
I mean.
if I'm a
if I'm a pick teams
I don't see how you can eat from outside of the club
I'm like I've told men
that before who I thought they're like
this bitch isn't even funny
Oh I just know they went to the gym after and just
Pounded it was like
Well they'd have to ask her mom for a ride first
But I literally
I've responded to comments like that
And I've been like you
Yeah I'm gonna take this real seriously from someone with
16 followers
Like what I'm a bitch eat my ass
Is 16 followers with like an end
anime profile photo.
That's what I'm saying.
Or it says like, it says, I bet you my comment made you mad, huh?
Oh my God.
You know, after they commented, they're like, hold on, wait, I need to go to my profile and just change it in my bio.
Yeah, so I've had, I've had, yeah, some dudes send me hate DMs or thousands of dudes do every, every single day.
And I always screenshot them.
I save every single one.
Every single one I've ever had.
If you sent it to me, I haven't saved.
You got it.
And I, and I keep it, you know, so I can, like, sleep in night.
You're like, print.
them out. You put them under your pillow and you're like,
the two fairy will bring me another
campaign.
Another festival.
But I'll tweet them like,
some dude just messaged me, you're a two.
And like with the wrong
form of you are, first of all. Oh my God.
Yeah. That irritates the hell out of me. He's like,
you're a two. That's all he put. And he
privated his account before.
And then I put it on Twitter and I just put
a word. And I
screenshot what he looked like.
Listen, if there's one thing that I love that,
you do that I also do, but not as frequently, because I, I don't know, I just don't get that many
hate comments, which, again, power to you because I would literally, and that's the thing.
I feel like you compose yourself better than I do, but because I'm a Lear and I am very impulsive,
I would go off, like, on social media, just be like, you guys, you want to see you just start
throwing my bank statements.
I'm like, you want to keep making fine of me?
But I love that you put these people on blast because you want the clout.
I'll give it to you.
Yeah, literally.
I'll give it to you because my sister will always be like, oh, don't give them the attention.
I'm like, no, the attention is what they want.
Like, you might as well make them look stupid while you give them the set attention.
Oh, yeah.
I've had countless dudes, like, message me, and then I post their profiles and their names.
Like, I don't blur names.
I don't blur names and I don't blur faces.
Oh, God.
If you send me a hate DM, I'd wipe any trace of your face from that profile.
Because I will find it.
And their social security numbers, like, written on the bottom.
Yeah, like, I've tweeted it, but there was one dude.
that lived in the UK
for some reason
I don't know
and all the teas and biscuits
I don't know who the hell it was
but like I think a British dude
made a hate video about me
or something because
I
kicked that hornets nest
hard as hell
because they were coming
like I had nothing but British dudes
and they write the most
like asinine
chop check
like hold on
oh
last you
thank you sorry
it's the Cheeto dust
there's
oh my God
Jesus Christ
the Cheetos
This is just everything.
No, I literally see dust and I knew it was going to make me sneeze.
Anyways, back to my story.
Yeah, I really angered the UK men for some reason.
I don't even know what it was.
And I, they were coming like in droves.
And they write the craziest insults.
They're like, Roy, listen here, mate.
Like they write, they'll write me 10 words before they actually get to the point of the sentence.
Like, right, listen here, babe.
See, the thing with you is, this is the thing about you, yeah?
Yeah.
That they write all of that out.
and then they'll be like you're a fat bitch like that's up the end i'm like you way to bury the lead babe i'm just like if i ever see you in edinburgh i swear a god right here's the thing about you right we're gonna talk we're gonna tough right here's the thing about you bro this this your problem brov yeah this way and they they call me a fat cunt like that's the end i'm just like no but i had one dude i swear to god on the money every morning at four a m my time so i don't even know what time it was there oh hold on i'll tell you right now five six seven eight
9, 10, 11.
Okay, that makes more sense.
Every morning, every morning 4 a.m.
On the money for like four days in a row,
he was sending me voice notes.
Oh, I know.
He said an alarm for that.
Yeah, and he, on the money, 4 a.m.
And he was sending me voice notes,
but you could hear him taking a piss in the background.
What?
So this man's thinking about me.
Every morning you get up, he's like,
oh, yeah, I gotta send that fat bitch.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, guys.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Really quick.
Like, he said.
Alays our scoos.
He's on, here's the thing about you, y'all fat bitch.
You feel me.
You'll fat.
That's what he was sending me.
But he was like half awake.
So like on the money.
Yeah, he's like yeah.
And then you can hear him like, like,
in the background.
Like he's peeing.
And I was like, is this man getting ready for work?
And he's calling me?
Like he's sending me a voice memo.
And I put that shit on Twitter.
I screen recorded every single one.
Every single one.
And I put it on Twitter.
And I was like, there's no way, dude.
Yeah.
I have a lot of dedication
I have a penthouse apartment in that brain
at that point
there's no way
if Drew had a dollar for every
hate comment she had
she would own Dubai
at this point
she would have an empire
at this point and that's why I was like
the craziest thing about this is the consistency
oh yeah and honestly
you gotta commend that just a little bit
I'm like you know what honestly
good for you and I actually have your file
right here and then I saw
I went and looked at his profile
and he wears a fedora, unironically.
So that tells me all I really need to know about you, brother.
But I posted the, I posted both of them.
I count private it immediately.
This is not the picky blinders.
Yeah, I just, peaky blinders.
Peaky blinders.
Me with the hat right now.
I'm like making fun of him and I'm like, really?
Anyways.
Okay, I'll get back to these comments.
Hold on.
Go back to this video.
Okay.
So the comments in this, it says if only they would work that hard to make money in life,
that's, that's all you got.
right that's all they
try a little harder I'm like come on
for like they're saying like for people
trying to cancel them they're like if you worked
that hard to make money
then I guess you would be
like what you know one time
this dude was trying to write a hate comment on my
video and it was like this dissertation
but he was like calling me all these names
but I watched him write it
and delete it like four times because he kept
misspelling shit and I literally
put him like the funniest part about this
is that you
I watched you rewrite this like four times.
Like I kept refreshing and it was there again.
Oh my God.
I click on it and it's gone and then he was deleting it.
See the wrong two?
Yeah.
He's like, he's like,
delete.
He's like copy paste delete.
God, damn it.
It's like copy paste delete.
Okay, this next comment says,
I think everyone can agree this whole cancel and woke culture is really getting
out of hand.
Absolutely, right.
Here's the thing about that.
That's not wrong to an extent.
To an extent though, because it's like a very,
a very like a small extent.
Yeah, there's, because I get it.
Yeah, I get what you're saying, but the energy is misdirected.
You're talking about not canceling outright racist or like transphobic people or homophobic
people.
Whereas where it's being directed is that other people who don't deserve that.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
That is 100% true.
Like me, like, uh, what was it?
I don't remember what it was.
Um, oh, the M&Ms.
Uh, what was it the M&Ms where they gave the girl heels?
boots or sneakers or something like that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I mean, okay, but like
there are people getting killed in like third world countries. Why don't we like put our energy
towards that? That's the thing too. Like when it comes to world culture, I get it. I empathize and
sympathize 100%. But I'm like, I would rather focus on like, you know, like what's happening
right now in Iran, which is unbelievably tragic. And I'm like, I want to focus more on that.
Like I will touch on also like the whole, I don't know if you were familiar with the, the,
the cowboy cavio with like the Spanish.
So like I understand where our frustration comes from as minorities with the whole, you know,
like white people.
Yeah, white people just like gentrify this, this and that.
And then I'm like, so let's not eat at Taco Bell or Chipotle.
Yeah.
How about that?
Well, you get it, you get it like to.
It's, it's, I think for me it's like, it's completely void of context.
I think context is important.
Oh, yeah.
When you, when you factor in like someone in 22 as a full grown man who's established, by the way,
So he makes millions of dollars already with or without doing stand-up.
And he's choosing to do stand-up and he's choosing to be offensive.
That's different.
Yeah.
As opposed to someone who's like, I don't know, if they used to laugh at things in the past that were not funny,
that they were based in bigotry and they're like, listen, that's not who I am anymore.
I wish I never said those things.
I wish I never opposed to those things.
But like I did.
I can't change it.
So moving forward, like, I'm never going to do things like that again.
Yeah.
Those are two very different things.
And I think that context and nuances is required.
But like saying like a one size fits all, oh, all of it's bad is not true.
Woe culture is, it's important that we evolve as people.
Like we grow and we understand some things are just not funny anymore.
Like you think about our next president of the United States, ladies and gentlemen.
Hot Cheeto.
I like take this off and I have a room for president.
I'm actually her campaign manager.
But then you think about like, if you think about movies like The Hangover,
The hangover to this day
is one of the highest grossing movies of all time.
Is it really?
Yeah, in theaters.
So, do you remember
what was in that movie?
Do you remember the words they used in that movie?
Do you remember the humor that they had in that movie?
A lot of it was extremely offensive.
Now, at the time, that's not what they thought.
At the time, that's not what everybody thought.
But now we know better, right?
So you think about, like, these are the same.
The dudes who say this are like, whoa, culture is so toxic.
They're the same dudes who platform misogyny,
who platform bigotry and they're like you guys are so but then like someone like me comes along
and I describe a dude who made a terrible video about me I'm like yeah that's a white dude with
glasses and they're like you're so racist. Girl what are you talking about? You're such a bully.
Yeah. How can you bully someone? They're like how could you platform this bully? They're just children.
They're just children. Yeah they're like losing their minds. How could you platform this bully and you guys
like offensive things for fun? So like that's what I'm saying you guys don't actually care about wool culture.
You don't actually care about that.
They're just hating on a hot woman
They can bank off of your misery.
You know, I'm sick and tired of this.
Well, literally.
This next one, this last one says,
this for real is what happens when I try
To drop game on a woman.
Hold on. Hold on. Pause.
Drop game on a woman.
Drop game?
So you're dropping misogyny, racism, bigotry on a woman?
But like,
Drop game, if you describe talking to women
as dropping a game, you're not getting any.
And that's just facts.
That's just facts, babe.
I don't think that man has ever been in a relationship.
Maybe that's why your game doesn't work because you describe it as dropping game on a woman.
Dropping game.
Yeah, you know this guy plays video games on a daily basis.
He's just like, that's what they call it, right?
It's also called Spitting Game.
Yeah, it's not called game.
I'm like, what is it?
Solitaire.
That's why you didn't even say it right.
Like, that's how I know you're not getting any.
Ten on black.
No, that's dropping.
I'll be like, 10 on black.
And here's my number.
number. And what are you doing later? And are you free for a last shirt? Like in the black vest,
like a little blackjack dealer. A fedora. Okay, we'll move on to this next video. This next one is,
basically it's a woman, she made a comedy video where she says, guys will be like, you're such a
great catch. And she pulls out a wedding veil and flowers and says, catch me then and looks to
the camera. Really intensely. That's so funny. So I think the,
Okay, so essentially the point of the video, it's satirical.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's funny.
And if you don't get that, then clearly you do not understand comedy.
Yeah.
That's the comedy you laugh at, right?
Yeah, and like that's where it's like it goes over their head.
Because unless it's outright offensive, they're like, I don't get it.
This isn't funny.
Like, immediately.
Like women, right?
Yeah.
And they're just like, yeah.
Yeah.
With that, they go feral.
But like, when you make a nuanced joke, they're like, I don't get it.
just like, no.
I don't get this, and that makes me upset.
You know what I mean?
Like, just say you're not smart enough to understand the joke, but.
So, like, the men in this comment section basically did not understand, obviously, that it was satire.
So this one says she went omega-level clinger in under three seconds.
Sir, were you in a frat?
That's the joke.
Sigma, beta, capital, delta pie.
That's literally the joke.
That's the joke.
How can you not understand it?
Like, it was clearly funny.
Like, if you haven't seen the video, it's like, she's literally just rising and the veil comes out of nowhere.
Yeah, yeah.
And the flowers.
Like, it's clearly funny.
Like, how did you not understand that that was a joke?
Oh, my God.
This is the worst comment ever.
This is like, this is like, to me, this makes me laughingly hard when it's on, like, videos like this.
So it's clearly a joke, right?
And this guy wrote, hmm, what am I catching?
Tell me why I should catch you.
Oh, my God.
Go to hell, bro.
This is the Tinder message board.
Like, it's not like, you're not messaging the person.
personally like this is literally a common section it's a joke like oh my
the way that they ruin everything i'm like please he's like please expand
tell me what you bring to the table this is a joke i need a thesis an intro body and conclusion
along with cited sources the way they talk about dating as if it's like a resume call like yeah
like you got picked out of a resume pile they're like explain to me what you think you would
bring to this company you know what i mean what do you bring to this relationship and i've said to
on this, I've said it on this podcast several times and also on TikTok, but like the whole
what do you bring to the table shit infuriates me. I hate that so much. And I see it from a point
of view more of like empathy because I don't have that much experience in that because I dated
my first boyfriend when I was fresh out of high school. And then we ended up getting married.
So I was only in one relationship. But the things that I hear like my friends telling me and the
things that I see like on YouTube with the men just being like, oh, what do you bring to the table?
I'm like, what?
I'm like, if Andrew ever asked me that?
Oh, we are swinging.
We're just going at it.
I never understand, like, that comment.
I'm just like, what do you mean?
What do I mean to the, I bring more than you?
Yeah, well, I always think, like, you, I've said this before, but like, the whole
what do you bring to the table argument?
I've said before, you don't have a seat at this table, so you don't need to worry about
what's being served.
The kid's table is over there.
Yeah, babe, you don't even have the address to the restaurant.
You're not invited to this table.
That's what I always say.
Don't worry about it because you're not sitting here eating.
Don't worry, love.
Yeah.
Don't worry, bro.
Don't worry, bro.
Right, here this thing about you, Rod.
I have a little faith in me.
Right.
Right, here's the thing about you, bro.
See this show?
What I'm late.
British men, like, the way they insult me, it kills me, bro.
It makes me laugh so hard.
I cannot take them seriously at all.
They spin me a yarn before.
Jesus Christ.
Wake me up when you get to the punchline.
Oh my God.
Talk about snooze fest.
I'm like halfway through it.
I'm like, I'm not reading all that, bro.
Oh my God.
No, it's, it's.
This, I, yeah, once again, you guys can't do anything, right?
And then this other guy wrote, possibly psycho, run, guys.
Oh, my God, run, guys.
Run!
That was so good.
It's like, there's like certain comments where it's like, okay, I see that you tried horrible job.
Yeah.
But then there are these kind of comments where it's like,
Like, they're taking it too seriously.
It literally wasn't necessary.
Yeah.
Like, it just physically makes my body just like turned inside out.
Like recoil.
Yeah, literally.
I'm like melting into the cushion.
I want to say like, go touch some grass, dude.
Not everything is real on the internet.
I don't know if you knew that.
But make yourself a sandwich.
Go, go, go.
Just go breathe some fresh air, bitch.
You know what I mean?
Go to your nearest auto shop.
Go look at some cars.
How about that?
I don't know.
Yeah, what do men do?
They want to go fuel?
They go to like the Tesla store.
They're like, you know, when I get this one,
I'm a matify it.
matify it
matifies
for makeup
get the custom rims
so that
not setting spray on the seats
I know
dude the car
okay hold on
the thing about cars
detour
right
with me
is like
when I go to the auto shop
that is like truly
when I feel
like what misogynist
described when I was
do you know what I'm saying
my Andrew was
literally telling me this the other day
he was like how do you
still have a functioning car? Because every
time my tire pressure goes down,
I have this tire in the back of my car
that always goes low when it's cold
and I am too afraid
to fill it because I have a deadly fear
that it's going to explode on me.
But that's not possible. But I've seen the videos.
Have you seen the videos? So like it is possible.
So it is like literally a bomb exploding on you.
So from that day on it was like maybe five, six years ago
I never put air on my tires. I can't ruin
these nails. So every
time I always go with my husband to the gas
station and I'm like, yeah, can you just feel the tire
sleep? Yeah. And also
my, I have to get an oil
change and he was like, when was the last time he got an oil
change? I'm like, sometime last
year, he's like, you
don't get an oil change like
monthly and I'm like, it shouldn't
be monthly, that's too often.
Or whatever he said that it was like, it wasn't
like to say whatever your husband was giving
you bad advice. I'm like, listen.
You both don't know. Yeah, we're both women.
Yeah.
Apparently.
Apparently.
Men always equate women to not knowing shit.
Yeah.
But that's another reason why I don't like going because I don't know enough about cars to like really spar with the dude.
And then they take advantage of you and tell you that you need the 46 nine inch test tube to go into the watch and a jigger and to fix the cap beta cap plug for the windshield wiper fluid.
That's like.
But you know, I feel like such a mechanic when I get windshield wiper fluid.
I'm like at the gas station
I like put it up the little rod and I'm just
like pouring it in and I'm like yeah
she knows. You just rub grease in your face
even though you didn't open the car
like a football player
I'm like she knows about cars
I like put it in the wrong hole
I ain't I ain't no proud bitch
I don't know anything about cars and that's fine
but that's what I don't like when they talk
down to me there so a lot of times I get
I get mad going I go in like such
a bitch I'll be like I need
an oil change what are you going to do for me
Yeah, and honestly, I actually don't go in like that.
I don't need oil changes anymore because now I have a fully electric car.
Sorry.
But when I did, when I did, though,
peasant.
What's funny is when I did, though, have my old car and I had to get, you know,
you should get oil changes like every few months or so.
There it is.
That's what it is.
But like, I said every month.
Let me actually take this note.
My car's breaking down.
When I was getting them, I was driving so far at my, like, job before I did this,
that like I had to get them very full.
frequently and they would ask me like sometimes the dudes would talk to me like I was an idiot like they'd be like
like weren't you just here and I was like yeah and they'd be like well why and I'm like I'm driving like a
hundred plus miles a day like I need the oil just change the oil dude like Jesus Christ like I get so
like angry because I don't like when they talk down to me yeah but I also don't know what I'm doing
so like I'm open to listening like just don't try to yeah but I get very defensive too I'm just like
I always call my dad I'll be like I'm not stupid yeah I always call my dad I'm like father I
Every time I FaceTime him, he's always like, does something happen with the car?
I'm like, yes, actually.
I come to you.
What is a routing system for the Wi-Fi network and the Kia?
That's right.
And they always have a guy at some auto shop.
Like, my dad always sends me to the same mechanic that he's been working with since he had his little hootty in the 90s.
And I'm just like, Dad, this guy can barely see.
I cannot keep going to the same.
My car is still shaking.
Something's wrong.
I used to have a Jeep that whenever I,
It was at 60 miles an hour, the car would shift to the right.
So I would drive.
Scary.
Oh, yeah, no, it was very sister scary.
Is it your alignment?
Yeah, it was something with like tire alignment.
Yeah.
Talking about.
Look at me.
You're making me like I know about cars.
Yeah, she was like, tire alignment, ma'am.
In this graph.
Turns out I do know a lot about cars.
100%.
Yeah, no, my car used to start shaking violently and like just violently make a right.
My boyfriend has a Jeep.
I love jeeps.
Did you do the Jeep wave?
I uh let's talk about it okay I didn't have like the Jeep but I had like a cute little
jeep what was it um what what what what are the jeeps I know
girl you asking the wrong person I'm I know my boyfriend has a wrangler okay I didn't have a wrangler
I had the other one so it was like no but it was one of the old jerky yeah but it was like one of
the older jeeps so I thought that I was like the talk of the town
club because I had a Jeep, but I hated that car with a burning passion.
Did you do the Jeep wave?
No, I can't do the wave.
Because you weren't in that gym?
And I was also poor.
Did you guys hear about this Jeep wave thing?
Wait, what Jeep wave?
Do you know what that is?
No.
I thought you just meant like if I liked juice.
I swear to God, I thought, okay, listen, I thought my boyfriend made this shit up,
but it's actually true.
And it makes me want to jump off a cliff.
So whenever you're driving your Jeep, right?
you see you're driving like this
and they do you cross paths
with another Jeep
you do the Jeep wave
I am cringing so hard right now
they go like this
look look like this
doesn't that make you want to die
oh my god
Drew why did I think that when you said
Jeep wave I thought like
like craze?
Yeah like trend
and I'm like I don't know
I was never part of it
no but it's an actual like
no literally they go like
and I swear to God
cue the Hunger Games
If I this is like okay
Taffi just posted a video about this
where she was like, sometimes I make fun of my boyfriend.
Like if you're dating me, I'm going to make fun of you.
This is one of the things I make fun of my boyfriend for.
But like he always does it.
He does the way.
Yeah, he always does it.
They always do it back.
One of them does it first.
Wait, now I want to get a Jeep just because of that.
Now you're never going to be able to unsee it.
And I thought he was making that shit up to like make me look silly.
Is this on TikTok?
No, it's just a thing.
No.
There has to be some video evidence.
I swear, no, I'm sure there is.
But they literally sell stickers like this.
No, there's stickers.
To God on my life.
For a wave?
Murch.
That's a new merch idea.
Speaking of which.
T.M.
My girl just came out with merch.
Nobody better do a Jeep thumb, so I'm going to sue you.
It's just like a big thumb.
No, literally, yeah, the Jeep Wave thing, like, makes me want to die.
I don't know.
I don't know who started it.
Why they do it.
I have no idea.
But, like, I think it's now, like, a reflex almost.
A guy, definitely.
A gym bro.
For sure, a dude.
For sure a dude made that out.
He saw someone with the same car.
He's like, he's like, yeah.
That stuff literally makes me.
we want to die and I always laugh
and he always laughs and he's like well now I
I mean like they do it to me so I can't not do it
no he has to not do it I was like you don't have to do anything
that's the crazy part why he should do like the good American wave
the nod the nod or the that's more that's more minorities
yeah we do that when you when you see like another person
of your ethnicity oh yeah like I see a someone person I'm like
yeah well I mean dominicans just say keloque and just get really loud for
no reason, but it's
to each their own. Just know that we're there.
This episode went off the rails. Oh, yeah.
That's okay, though. Honestly, I love that. I was,
you have no idea how anxious I was.
It's the Cheeto. I'm telling you. The Cheetos is, it's wiping my memory.
The Cheeto desk cleared my sign.
It's like one of those things where like the magnets, it like pulls all of them up.
That's all my brain cells evaporating out of my brain.
With this hat, when I take off this hat, I just know there's going to be a red line
of the circle of my head.
That's another reason why I got male costumes too
Because they make female costumes so
So tight
Yeah
Oh my God
That's why we can go on a whole tangent
That's why this face hole is so large
You're like I could literally disappear into it
If I really wanted to
Yeah that's the problem also like with girl costumes too
Yeah
They're so tight
We are bodacious beautiful women
There you go
I just listen
I don't fit into a small
But
And that's not about
And the extra large is not an extra large
Like I don't get it
But
Yeah I call that white people sizing
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, like if it's an extra large in white people sizing,
it's more like a medium.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, I, oh, yeah.
We can go on a tangent with the whole, like, sizing and stuff.
Do you remember the...
Yeah, boy, do I.
Oh, my God.
The way I was so fired up for that.
You know what? That's why I love you.
Oh, my God.
That's why I love you, though.
You're the best.
I love you, too.
What do you want people to know when it comes to sketch comedy?
And women and women who are trying to be in the comedy space.
I think the most important thing is, sounds very cliche, but you have to be yourself.
Because there is no better type of comedy than comedy coming from a person who's just naturally
like that.
Like it's, you can also put on a character.
But, you know, just don't, don't be offensive.
Don't be, like, you can be funny and grow a platform if you want to without having to
be any of that stuff.
Yeah, like you don't have to punch down on people.
Like, I lightheartedly make fun of the Ray Duns and the people that.
by their live laugh loves.
But at the end of the day, like, it's all just fun in games.
And honestly, it just feels great to be able to kind of say, like, you know, I'm a Dominican woman just thriving in the TikTok space.
But, you know, look at us.
Look at us.
Look at us.
So happy for us.
It's time the minorities come out on top and I swear to God.
Thank you so much for joining me.
I absolutely adore you.
I am so excited.
I can't wait to come back next week.
Where can everybody find you?
So everybody can find me on Instagram on, I almost forgot my username, Hillary period star underscore,
and my TikTok is Hillary period star.
Love!
Make sure you guys go follow Hillary.
She is unbelievably funny.
And this episode was a train rag, bro.
But that's the best kind.
Of everything.
That's the best kind.
Thank you so much for joining me today on the first or second episode of spooky season.
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