The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - Shaving My Head and Eyebrows?! | THE COMMENT SECTION with Drew Afualo | Ep. 1

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Welcome to The Comment Section! Hosted by Drew Afualo, we explore the dreaded comment section of her tagged videos. This week, Drew brings on Sarah Schauer to discuss body neutrality. Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Sarah: https://www.instagram.com/sarahschauer/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You put cream cheese in bell peppers, sandwich it with cheese and ham. Yeah. And then you're happy? That would be like the intro sentence to my suicide note. What's up y'all? It's Drew, your girl, that bitch on TikTok, period. And welcome to the very first episode ever

of the comment section show. They can't cheer, but they're definitely here. There's definitely people here. I'm not by myself, I f***ing promise. Anyways, on this very first episode, I'm so incredibly honored and grateful to have the ones the only, the amazing, wonderful Sarah Shower. Thank you so much.

Sarah is so iconic. For those of you who know, if you f*** know, Sarah's an OG viner. So Sarah's been on the internet forever. She's been an icon of Ledge for the longest time. So I'm so excited to have you, because you are so funny. So I know that you and I are going to rip new assholes today. Are you excited?

I'm ready to make a new asshole. Everyone bend over. We're going to rip new assholes across the board for everyone. Let's show holes. For those of you who don't, don't know too. Sarah is also on YouTube, at Sarah Shower. Yes, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram.

Yes. All of them. Sarah Shower. On all of them. Every single one of them, go follow you. Immediately you have to. Sarah is one of the funniest people on the internet. But also, Sarah has a podcast with the very famous Britney Brosky, your cousin slash roommate. Yes. Right? It's called

violating community guidelines and we explore all the weird and wacky parts of the internet. Which is so funny because you're a Zillogon Wild series with Britney. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's so bizarre, but so funny. Oh, my gosh. I think you have a really, a really, like, niche talent

for, like, finding weird shit and making it funny. Yeah. Like, weird off-putting almost things. It's because I'm weird. Okay, so for this very first episode, we're kicking this off a couple days after Valentine's Day. So as far as I'm concerned, you know, she's dead, she's gone. I do have a Valentine, but whatever, it's done.

But you know what's never out of style. For me, personally, is self-love, and especially when it comes to your boyfriend. body, loving your body, and specifically body neutrality, which is going to be our topic of discussion for today. So I wanted to ask Sarah, what are your personal experiences, thoughts, initial thoughts maybe on like body neutrality and like your experience with it? I think it's pretty interesting. Like the idea that it's like your body is like neither good nor bad. It's just is. Yeah. You know, you feel like God like I am. I just simply exist. I know, right? And all knowing.

Yeah. On top of that. Omnipotent. Yes. This is very, ethereal. I like it. I'm like Switzerland. with myself. I'm not getting involved. I don't know what's happening back there. And I don't want to know. To be fair, my experience with body neutrality, I feel like it's more positive than, more positive, I guess is ironic, but it's more accurate, I would say, than body positivity, I guess, because I'm all for the idea that you could just exist, like you said. It's not a factor, a determining factor, of whether or not you're worthy of love or you're worthy of respect. Yes. No matter what your outside looks like, you're worthy of love. To really help me,

get into this comment section, right? We needed to talk about body neutrality because we all need to be on the same page because we're going to talk about body shaming specifically, especially when it comes to men, right? Because they stay, they stay do that. But those of you who are listening, Sarah

just gave a really big thumbs down and period to be honest. I don't know. How has your relationship been as far as like with your own body? You don't have to go into detail if you don't want to. But just like your experience with body positivity versus body neutrality. As for right now, I don't know if I've ever been like body positive. I've been like I've had like I don't know I wouldn't refer to myself as

body positive more body neutral. I honestly agree so so much because for me I almost explain my confidence as like borderline delusional my body was never a factor to me like I never was aware really of its weight on like how people perceive me yeah until I was probably like in my earlier 20s even when I was like a kid I was just like and like it didn't didn't bother me it literally at all yeah it didn't affect how I on myself. No, and I think that's because probably like more straight sizes. So I assume if you're like plus size, it's probably something that you factor in like every single day. Yeah, it's definitely a privilege, I think. But I think the only thing about my body is like I hated being tall. Yeah. Yeah, you're a lot taller than I thought you would be. I'm five six, but I also have platforms on. I knew it. I literally

guessed five six. I was like when I ever met you sir, it's five six. I'm super average. Yeah, I, you're just so much tall. I thought you were like five too when I signed online. I wish. Oh my gosh. So cute. I know so little. I'm just, I can't reach the top show. I know, and I wear my sleeves over my hands, because I'm just so small. My roommate has to pick me up so I could get my cereal box. Oh my God, I'm so small. I just, you could just pick me up and toss me around. I blow away in the wind. Yeah. You know, it's funny is people think I'm short, which I find odd. I've never been short. I don't know if I thought of you was short. I thought you was like average height. No, yeah, I'm six feet tall. But I did think you were Australian. I was five four when I was 10. Oh. Is that bad?

You know, like, when someone's like, my baby is reading it like two years, I'm like, I have no idea if that's bad or good or concerning yeah this I don't know like five four 10 years old you're like fifth grade yeah yeah oh wait that's that's how tall I am now oh wait yeah wait yeah wait no but that's not bad yeah it's just it's a little frightening I would say it's jarring yeah for the average human because they'd be like what is this high school kid doing here do you get like high jokes like basketball weather up there oh yeah yeah yeah weather up there was like probably when I was like 12 but then see like what's scarier as like five four four going into the sixth grade.

Then when I go to seventh grade, I grew four inches in one summer. Damn. So people were like, who the fuck is this? When I came back, they were like, okay, LeBron James,

get you out of here. It's like those, like, people in Netflix series who are like clearly 27 pretending to be like a 13-year-old. Literally, it was like Nate Jacobs in middle school. Yeah.

Like, I was Euphoria in high school. I look like a 32-year-old, but I'm like, I'm a senior in high school. 17. Oh, what am I going to do for college? But I'm also Polynesian, so I think it kind of checks out. Most of us are large, so.

Really? Yeah. Is that a Polynesian thing? Yeah. A big body dance. You went to the University of Hawaii. Oh my god, this is all like a- It's all clicking. Oh my god.

I don't know if I'm just stupid because now I just noticed your tattoo. This is all making so much more sense. There you go. That's what I'm saying, yeah. So I think now, since we went over well into the description of body neutrality and basically our experiences with it,

I think we both pretty privileged as far as like not having too much stock in what we look like to like a later age. Yeah. When you're in those, developmental ages is like I think when it's super super harmful because you're like you know you're watching TV you're watching social media so yeah start to compare and all of the kind of stuff thankfully I have really bad ADHD so like I didn't really pay attention to like I mean I

understood that like models and like stuff like we're you know skinny and stuff like that but I didn't really like pay attention to yeah just too much to other things to focus on yeah like nothing at all but honestly that's like a really great transition to like go into what we're going to do typically on every episode. So every episode of the comment section show, we're going to go over two videos that I was tagged in. And like we said earlier, we're going to rip those assholes up. Yeah. Just new holes everywhere. New holes for everyone. I'm like Oprah, but you get a new hole. Yeah. And you get to decide where it goes. Underneath your seat is a new hole. Look under your seat. Pull down your pants. There's a new hole.

Bend over. Like, wait you stand up, bend down, pull your pants down, look under your seat. That's how you find your new hole. That's basically what we're going to do. So going into this first video right essentially the gist of it I mean men with podcast yeah right so which is red flags sirens everywhere yeah immediately men should not have podcasts they should not have rights I'm just kidding I'm not so these two men are talking they're having a discourse they're both like meatheads right yeah Jim bros so is the discourse nuanced in any way no no right real surface level uh-huh and they're basically talking about a plus-size model specifically like I don't know if they

were talking about her specifically but they put a picture of her on the video so I would assume that's who they're attacking and she's a plus-size model and they're basically saying like have you seen lingerie models that are bigger and he's like oh like this buddy positivity shit or whatever and he's like yeah it's inappropriate you shouldn't be glorifying that and you're obviously diabetic that's the whole video what are your initial thoughts when I described that dog shit to you these guys are like stupid a shit what's that saying is like you not the dumbest person in the world, but you should, like, hope that they don't die.

So, like, sorry, just spit. Dude, I'm, that's so great. I'm going to fucking log that away forever. So basically, I was appalled when I saw it. If your nipples are out all the time, does that qualify you to give medical advice? Or a diagnoses, let alone. Nine times I'd ten, they're not even certified trainers. They just have muscles.

Yeah, I can work on my body all the live long day, but I can't give CPR. Just because, like, I try on, like, I work on myself, you know? I bought a couple Lulu Lemon, like. so I'm gonna go do open heart surgery. Skelpel. Yeah, I feel like because I downloaded my fitness pal It means that I'm qualified to tell you that you need to go on a diet. Yeah, I can count my calories so I can diagnose you with cancer.

That's like that's my professional opinion in the comment section of my video. It was pretty apparent where everybody was like falling as far as like this is dog shit. Yeah, you're not even explaining even a little bit where you got diabetic from like yeah. I would pay actual money to say, like, see that man, tell me how diabetes works. Yeah, step by step. Yeah, step by step by step. Break it down for me. Help me understand, like, how you came to that conclusion.

Diabetes is when fat. That's always going to say. That's it. I don't know what else you need me to say. Those are the receipts right there. People would type one are like, um. I even said in my video, like, can you even spell diabetic? Yeah.

You know what I mean? Have you ever heard of the term A1C? Turn off autocorrect and no, I can't. He's like, um. So one of the comments on here is said, diabetic so he doesn't know that people of any size can have that disease, the ignorance. Which again, like we said, it's operating on like type 2 diabetes is the only kind that exists and also type 2 diabetics look a certain way.

Yes. They all look the same. And then this next comment says who gave them permission to have a podcast, who gave them a mic? Which I've said many times. Is it like a setup in their own home though? No. It's actually like in a studio. Probably like Fox or something.

Fox News, literally. On the teleprompter, it's just diabetes. Just over and over again. It's just pictures of people they assume are diabetic. But it's like someone acting it out because they can't read it. They're like using phonetics to spell it out. Before they read it, they're like, diabetis, diabetes, yeah. He's like got it, got it, got it, got it.

He's like rehearsing it over and over. When they do mic checks, he's like, diabetes. I'm absolutely fed up with men giving unsolicited advice about a parents, aren't you? Yeah. I mean, you've been on the internet forever. For fucking ever, dude. So, like, people just pick apart every single thing. No matter what you say.

Even if you're just, like, if you stood there and filmed yourself blinking for three minutes, people would have something to say. That's actually funny. Because there are some hate comments that are really funny. Like, someone said I have the vacant stare of a mule. And so I actually went to the petting zoo, and I looked a mule in the eyes. And I was like, this is eerie. You're like, is that me?

Am I looking back at myself? I've also had someone say that I look like a candle of Florence Pute. that had melted. I got one once where they were like, oh my God, like, I can't believe, like, I see someone that's also wall-eyed, right? What is wall-eyed? Do you want to guess what animal is wall-eyed? I don't know. A fucking horse. She's like, yeah, we need more representation. Bitch, who's we? Wall-eyed? Like, she's not going to, like, my eyes are on the opposite sides of my head. Well, you have great peripheral vision then. It's like peace and love, but you look like shit, by the way. Just like, FYI, you look fucking awful. Or like those backhanded,

They're like, you look like you give great hugs. Those are like the only comments that I'm like, damn, I'm going to think about that for like a day. Yeah. It's like they're supposed to be nice, but they're definitely not nice. They're not nice. They're really not. You can keep your comments to yourself, which is a perfect transition into our next thing. So Nicole Coughlin, she's from Bridgeton.

And she's like, I want to say one of the only cast members that's a plus size girl. Like the rest of them are pretty conventionally attractive and small. She said, if you have an opinion about my body, please don't share it with me. I mean, period. You know what I mean? No other context needed. I always think too, like what other people think of me is none of my business. Yeah.

You know what I mean? So don't tell me. Unless it's something about being funny. Yeah. Or like liking my content. That's cool. I think we did enough hole ripping. Mm-hmm.

Like we really got in there. Congrats on your new hole. You're welcome. They are huge. They are enormous. We're gonna do something fun. We're gonna play a fun game that I like to call Drew Thumbs Up or Drew Thumbs Down. Should I say thumbs up and Thumbs Down?

Because we're on a podcast? Yes. say thumbs up or thumbs down. But every time I do my thumbs down though, I always go like, because I feel it really drives at home. You know what I mean? There's nothing more embarrassing than hearing. Okay, so we're going to rapid fire don't think, just react. Okay. You know what I mean? First one, child beauty pageants. Thumbs up? Okay, dress codes at school. Thumbs up, middle? We'll come back and discuss. Okay, because I have sleek things to say. Okay, CrossFit. Thumbs down because I don't understand it.

Keto. Thumbs down. I don't understand it. Complementing appearance. My parents? I can hate them. No, appearance. Oh, oh. Thumbs up. I'd never compliment my mom. Okay, so, peeing in the shower. Thumbs up. All right. Men with podcasts. Thumbs down.

And then last, a dip brow in 2022. Thumbs up because I'm a millennial. Okay, so we'll revisit. We'll go back to the top so we could talk about it. Okay. So we started with Child Beauty Pages. You said thumbs down. Like maybe like 10 up, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The babies shouldn't be wearing makeup. A slight up.

Yeah, a slight up. It's like an angled. Really depends. It could go one of two ways. Yeah. I feel you on that. I've never done a beauty pageant, have you? No, but I just don't like the bikini part for like little kids.

Oh, for little kids, yeah. It's giving me peto. Yeah. I thought of something funny, but I can't talk about that. Okay. What was next? I think we did dress codes at school. It really depends.

I mean, I don't like how it's all about like girls. like the shoulder, the cleavage. It's all like, they're like dress codes, but there's an asterix and it's just for women. Yeah. Yeah. The men can do literally whatever the fuck they want. Yes. Because if like, if you can't show your collarbones,

then like you can't wear like a f***ed Stewie Griffin shirt to school. You know those like Swapme shirt? It's like Spongebaw. Oh, I love those. Oh, wait. Do you hate those? I don't hate them necessarily. I just don't want to see them in middle school, I guess. Yeah, me neither.

Or like cartoon characters, they make them like do political statements. I don't think SpongeBob is political. I mean, if he is, he's definitely. liberal left-leaning. I would say he's pretty moderate to me. Would you? Yeah, because he's like a slave to this system and like he loves his job so much. That is true. Yeah, capitalism has him in a chokehold. I would say Squidward is a liberal. Yeah, Sandy Cheeks is for sure Republican. Oh yeah. For sure she is. She loves Texas that much. She's like a recount the vote. Yeah. She's not vaccinated. She's an anti-vaccist. She thinks she's being chipped. Anyways, next one, CrossFit.

Dangerous way to work out. That's all I know. We talked about CrossFit ones and we were like, Like, basically they want you to do a fucking hour and a half workout in 20 minutes. Yeah. So you can go to work at like 7 a.m. They're like, come here, run a marathon in eight minutes, and then it goes straight to work. You know what, I'm a hater. That's what I'm a cross-fit hater, because I don't fit in. Me too.

Basically. I don't fit in. I don't cross-fit in. Okay, what about keto? What is keto? Okay, it's like no carbs. I mean, can you imagine going your whole life without carbs? No.

If I have to make a sandwich with bell pepper. as the bread and shoot me in the face. Yeah, I'm jumping off the balcony. And just end my life. I don't want to be a part of that world. You know what I mean? Yes. You put cream cheese in bell peppers.

Sandwich it with cheese and ham. Yeah. And then you're happy. That would be like the intra sentence to my suicide note. Also, I'm extremely allergic to dairy, are you? Yeah, but I still eat it. Same. I just like shit my brains.

Same, same. On Christmas Eve once, ate a mac and cheese. Yes. With six cheeses. And I saw it and I said, damn, that looks so good. She's like, yeah, six cheese. I'm like, oh, hell yeah.

Dude, tell me why that was the worst Christmas Eve in my fucking life. Bro, I was calling out to any higher power to save me from what the fuck I was going through. I was lighting that bitch up all night. I literally was trying to wrap presents and shit my brains out at the same time. Can you imagine? I showered multiple times because it was just like almost like sinful. Like the shit that you take. You're like, I need to go cleanse after that, like spiritually and physically.

It needs to cleanse myself. Okay. Okay, last one. We'll talk about, oh, I'm interested to hear like a dip brow in 2022. You said thumbs up because you're a millennial, which I am as well. I'm 27. So my eyebrows are going to like, yeah, I use dip brow. Yeah. I'm not a shame. You still use it? Yeah, today, right now.

Did you overuse it? No, because your eyebrows look great. Thank you so much. Were you one of those people, though, that had like sharpy brows? I had the opposite where I just like plucked them to like lines. My main comment on Vine was like your eyebrows look like sperm. And I was like, you know, sometimes bullying. does work because I actually fixed my eyebrows because you guys were so ruthless. You were like, you know what? I think I need to think about this.

Okay, so in this next section, we're going to talk about the second video I was tagged in, and it was actually one that I got pretty popular, I think, for all the wrong reasons. And then, of course, I came and I ripped it a new hole. Yes. As we've talked about countless times today, we're a big fan of extra holes. So this video is basically a kid just asking a stupid question, essentially, but it's like, why are y'all trying to normalize girls with body hair? Sorry, but no.

And, like, I guess my initial reaction is, like, what kind of body hair? All the hair? Yeah, that's so stupid. Because, like, women have had body hair since, like, the 50s, and then Gillette was, like, I need to sell more razors, and they're like, how can I get women involved? And they're like, look at your legs. That shouldn't be there. Gross, ew.

Gross, ew. If it's natural, I don't know how it's, like, not. A problem. Yeah, like, how is it not normalized? If you grow it naturally, it's, like, normalizing skin. It's like having teeth, having nails. That's why I was saying, what kind of hair? Like, what if I just shave my eyebrows off?

How would you feel about that? I shaved my whole fucking head. Like, I'm Mr. Clean in this bitch. You know what I mean? Like peanut butter baby smooth? Yeah. You know, just buzz right down the middle. He's like, you're on the right track, but we're thinking lower.

Yeah. He's like, mm, yuck. Right? He's like, that's not the kind of hair I was talking about. And I think, like, a lot of people, too, have kind of unearthed this ideology that, like, men who really want hairless women tend to want like small, frail. Children. Hey, it is what it is.

I mean, you want someone small, thin, no body hair, like no curves. Yeah. Like they don't have an opinion. You want a kid. Yeah. It's a real side eye to me. I'm like, that's interesting. That's an interesting take where you're like, yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is funny because a lot of these comments, too, that people were adding in there, Someone just put so little girls. And like the kids just like, what are you talking about? What? Huh? Huh?

Men who say this shit too. Like how fucking painful it is to remove hair? Like, we're talking waxing. Uh-huh. Or like, do you know how many different ways you can remove hair? Like you've heard about sugaring? Yes. Have you ever done that?

No, I have my entire body lasered until my arms. Oh, how is lasering? It's really painful. It feels like someone's snapping a, like a rubber band against your skin. Just constantly? Yeah, and it's around the, it really hurts. I'm jealous. But see, the pain is what concerns me.

But I mean, I got a tattoo, so maybe it wouldn't be that bad. No, like, so they, like, numb you. They can't numb you all over because apparently it slows your heart rate too much and I already have, like, arrhythmia or something. They're like, none for you. So it's just like, da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-thrope? It sounds like a horse, like, running. A horse.

Okay. Just want to make sure. Is Drew here? Getting my pussy-lazered. They're like, wait a second, wait a second. Hey, sorry, I got scared. I thought she was here for a second. Another one of these comments is guys that say this are attracted to pre-pubeszing

girls. That was pretty on the nose, right? I feel. And he just responded with, what? That's all he said. Huh? Never thought about it like that. What do you mean? What could you possibly mean? You were to describe your ideal woman to a sketch artist. He would draw an American girl doll. It'd be Law and Order SVU. Yeah. You know what I mean? It'd be like straight out of an episode. Elliot Stabler shows up when you talk about your ideal woman. Olivia Benson kicks your door down. And this other comment says man's mad. He can't grow facial hair himself. So he banned it for all females. He wished their leg hair was on his face. On his upper lip.

Yeah. Like a Steve Harvey type beat. You know what I mean? He's just jealous. It's like, all right, fine. I'm jealous. He starts playing jealous by Nick Jonas. If I can't grow hair, no one can.

That's it. That's it. You're all cut off forever. This last one says, ladies, he's right. Let's shave our lashes, hair and brows while we're at it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Fully commit.

Commit to the bit. You know what I mean? Go fully hairless. Fully hairless and start looking like Rufus from Kim Possible. You know what I mean? I can't even the picture. in my head is terrifying. Like a completely hairless person.

Like, I'm picturing like Ghalem type B. You know what I mean? Just truly terrifying to look at. Yeah. I'm just going to ruin everybody's day. But hot to that guy. Yeah. But he's going to be like, oh, yeah.

He's going to be like a cartoon character when they have like hearts popping out of their eyes. And he's like, oh. All right. So next we're going to do another segment where we're going to rank our comments. Basically on a scale of like, good to best because they're weird they're not hate comments okay we get those enough we don't need to see those here not in our safe space you know what I mean we're gonna write these comments and then

I want you to like tell me whether or not you think this is yours or mine okay because like I've I've a pretty strong suspicion of which ones I think are yours but I'm not like a hundred percent sure because it doesn't tell me on here necessarily but this first one says my first boyfriend ate a live worm off the ground on our first date he had asked me if I dared him and I I didn't. It's got to be one of mine. That's what I was going to say. I was going to say. I literally heard, I read that and I was like, that's for sure not mine. I think that's yours. People just overshare and it's a real, it's a real lawless land in your comments sometimes, I feel like. Yeah. People just feel so compelled. It's just so mentally ill. There's so much wrong with them. Maybe they're just so

comfortable by your, like, presence that they just feel the need to share. It says, I think it's like a conversation, right? So it says Sarah and then that Sarah, Sarah, Sarah says, I am gay, and then it says, barista, that's great, man, but what milk would you like? So I'm assuming it's a joke. Yeah. That it's very obvious what milk you drink if you are gay. Yeah. Oat Milk is the answer.

What you're saying? Is this mine or your comment? I would assume yours because your name is in it. But I don't know. It could be mine. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're probably talking about the fact that I go off on like all these weird tangents.

Yeah. So I'm like, you know, is anyone else's come black? And then that's a joke. Which is an easy. Yeah. And then so they're like. It's an icebreaker really. Yeah.

They're like, it's 6 a.m. They're like, please. Yeah, stop saying this. Please. Yes. Just let me wake up first, just a little bit. Mm-hmm. I see Britney's videos, too, when she posts late into the night.

Brittany falls asleep at 9 a.m. every day and wakes up at 7 p.m. And then she's awake all night. And so that's why all of her videos come out at night. She is so fucking funny, dude. Mm-hmm. I think oatmeal has this weird, trendy, like, bad reputation. I think it says a gay reputation. You think?

Yeah. Maybe I'm just unplugged. I don't know. Oat milk is like a gay thing. I'm gay, I can say that. That's why I said, I don't know. I was out of tune with that. I just love oat milk.

Yeah. More than almond milk. You might be gay. What if that was what unlocked it for me? Yeah, I don't have a valentine. So there you go right there. Okay, so this next one says, talk slower. Maybe they'll understand.

Yeah. Yeah, I think me too, for sure. Not because, like, you talk super fast. It's just like... No, it's because, like, they say I use two big words. I use, like, arduous. Oh. The word arduous.

Is it a big word? When you're like damn near illiterate, I'm sure. I'm sure the word arduous could throw you for a loop easily. Okay, the next one. Always the guys who look like they haven't bathed in 15 years. That could be either of us, to be honest. Yeah. Because you talk about men too sometimes.

Oh, wait, wait, that was a comment. I thought you were saying that these guys haven't bathed in 15. Okay, wait, wait, what was the comedy? It's always the guys who look like they haven't bathed in 15 years. You? Because men don't talk to me. Right? Never?

I'm jealous. When I, like, came out as by, half of my male audience dropped off. came out as a lesbian, I have about 90-10 right now. Damn. For like women and men. Okay, last one. It says, oh, this one's, I think, for sure me. But does your back hurt Drew from carrying this app?

My back does hurt, but not from that. Probably from all the dairy I eat. Yeah. My audience is so gay. They know to lift with their knees. So I think that's definitely your comment. Yeah, for sure. I think that's for sure mine.

But honestly, it takes a ledge, like I learned from, legends like Sarah on Vine back in the day. Stop. I'm sucking the fart out of your ass, dude. I'm such a big fan of yours. I've been a fan of yours forever. Thank you. Honestly, we'll start with the best.

I think the worm one's the best. Oh, I was going to say the back comment is the best. Really? I would say that it's the most positive. That's true. Yeah. The worm one really speaks to me. I would say that's more middle, you know?

You think? Yeah. It's more of like a silver metal kind of thing. It's truly the most neutral thing because, like, she didn't comment on my appearance or anything that I I talked about. It was just like my boyfriend had a worm. Just in case you were wondering. Meanwhile, I'm talking about being a waitress. And I'm like, thank you so much. You're like, I mean, the more you know, I'm grateful for the knowledge, I guess. Is that why you're so smart? Yeah, because they keep giving me

fun fast. That's like you're like, I've all this unearned knowledge of shit I shouldn't know. And then I think the worst one, probably the barista one, right? Barista one. Wait, can you say it again? They said, Sarah, I'm gay, barista. That's great, man, but what milk would you like? It's uninspired. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's the worst. That's why I'm saying it's real low-hanging fruit. Yeah, that's like, um, ma'am redowindies. It's like, like, shut the fuck up. I'm gonna kill myself. Okay, so another thing that we like to do on this show is I like to have my guests bring their own videos and their own comments so we can, again, rip more holes. Like, I mean, yeah, we got to cover all the gamut, you know what I'm saying? We got a lot of terrain to cover.

Mm-hmm. We got more holes to rip. More eyes. Yes. You know what I'm saying? More wall-lawed people. Okay, so Sarah has some videos that she actually brought. I have some comments. Um, just a couple. Oh, comments. Yeah. Um, so I was watching Lord of the Rings and this guy thought this would be the great time to like, DM this to me on Instagram. He's like, you look really good with makeup, but not so much without it. Good thing you like pussy. And so I said, Christopher, I have a lot of men without makeup on, with me without being having makeup on and then also them not having makeup on. You need to, you need to get a job and put your dick under blow torch. And then the second part, he said is, I have a great job. I just like,

saying get a job because it's a really funny thing they take it so seriously yeah i have a job yeah oh really yeah i'll send you my w too right now he said i have a great job leviticus 1822 you're an abomination and god will judge you accordingly every knee shall bow and every tongue confess you'll stand before god at the great seat of judgment are you saved i said oh you're one of those he who's without sin shall cast the first stone we're all sinners in the eyes of god you're judging me you're not god like he then put your dick under a blowtorch in rotten hell. Dude. We're like, oh my gosh, as soon as you went into the Leviticus thing, I'm like,

yeah. Bro, shut the fuck up, dude. All I was doing was watching Lord of the Rings, because I love the third movie so much. What else do you got? Let's hear it. Um, so it was on Reddit. It has 263 views.

Reminder that makeup is the biggest fraud in history of mankind, and it should be illegal. It's just me before and after with makeup on. I don't even look at that different. You really don't. You know what's crazy to me? This whole makeup, makeup, makeup. Do you really think, like you have a wonderful eyeliner going on?

You think that's natural? Like, look at my lashes. You think this shit's real? Yeah, and there's also, like, articles where it's like guys don't like, like, bright makeup. You like makeup. You just don't want to tell that you like makeup. I just want it to be a game. So the very last video we're going to talk about is one that was stitched by a man. So it was like the original video was a girl who was working out. Like, she's like going to the, I think she was at the gym. in the video. She talked about how much she weighed, and she was like, because it doesn't matter. Like, you know, your weight doesn't determine your worth, I think is the point of her video.

Yes. And, of course, like, men, because they've ruined everything. Everything in the world, in the history of time, they've just tarnished all things, right? They stitch it, and then they turn it into a teaching moment. I'm going to teach you why you shouldn't be proud to be that heavy. Faddy is basically the gist of his video. He was like, why are we normalizing this weight? Like, that's not normal.

Men can't tell how much you weigh either. Dude, I got pulled over one time in the cop, put my weight down as 115. I was like, you f*** maniac. You're literally like, thanks. I'm afraid that. I was like, dude, shit. And every time dudes, like, try to make fun of my weight, they literally are like, what do you like, 320?

Look me in the eyes and tell me, look in my wall eyes and tell me that you... They're on either side of you. You're not to stand on either side of my head and tell me that you really think on 300 pounds. You're just saying things. A lot of times they say 250, 275. And it's funny because that's how much they wish they weighed. Yes. Men constantly wish they were 250, 275.

Even if I was, doesn't that make me more manly than you? You and I were both to go try out for the NFL. The odds of me making it are very high. You're like a kicker, sir. Yeah, you're more like, you know, just fun to have around. Yeah. Like they let him wear the jersey, but he doesn't have the uniform. He, like, he runs out the tunnel first.

You know what I mean? So it's like supposed to be an insult to me that I'm built like the men that you idolize. If anything, he should like you more. Yeah. It's in the line between the address. attraction like it's almost like they can't tell if they want to be them yeah or beyond them and this dude is literally like the perfect example of a dude like that yeah who like just absolutely jerk it to grown men and then when he sees women he's like oh it's so gross yeah some of these

comments though someone was like at least she's working out uh-huh which isn't that you really matter it doesn't matter that's what i'm saying it doesn't matter i get fat comments all the time you can't even see my body in yeah of my videos uh-huh they don't give a shit about that they just try to hurt your feelings. Yeah. Make you feel lesser than. Okay y'all. So that's going to do it for this very first episode of the comment section show. Thank you so much again to Sarah for joining us. And before we go, we just want to recap really quickly. Yes. That for body neutrality, I think we both agree is the way to go. Yes. Other, you know, other than body positivity. Because it doesn't matter what your body looks like. All that matters is that you deserve love and respect regardless. Right? Everybody is a

deserving body. So that's what we want you all to remember. And also, I just, I just once again want to thank Sarah, the most hilarious person on the internet by far. I'm so happy that you got to join my very first episode of the comment section show. Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. It's been a blast.

I had so much fun. There's so many holes. There's so many holes. There's countless holes in this room now. Every single person in here has at least six more holes. I'm leaking. You're welcome, by the way. And also, I want to remind you all,

if you want me to see some of these videos so we can, again, rip more holes, right? With more guests. Make sure you tag me in the comments. in the comment section and you might be featured on my next show.