The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - SWEATY GIRLS Ft. Owen Thiele | Episode 220

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

Owen Thiele returns to the show this week to tell the harrowing tale of bringing a fake Chanel bag to Coachella and talk about assless chaps, having a strong sense of smell, accidentally sending Owen Wilson nudes, leaving the airport without your suitcase, and so much more.Owen IG: https://www.instagram.com/owenthiele/Owen Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@owenthieleFollow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/Shop Mother’s Day Beauty Gifts at SephoraBarilla: Look for the red bag on shelves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I read fan fiction about other shows recently, and I'm like, this is so hot and fun. I'm going to send you the one I read. I'm not even kidding. It was written so well. It moved me to tears. No, I'm not kidding. I cry.

My boyfriend's reading this being like, oh, God, this is so hot. Like, I'm scared. I'm getting hard. And meanwhile, I'm sobbing. I'm like, the character dynamics. Yeah, you're like, just the complexities of the character. They know each other so well.

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Look for the red bag. Sometimes I pass myself in the mirror and I'm like, it's you. I get so happy. I know sometimes I'll be looking. I'll be doing something or looking in the mirror and then my, my man would be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm just looking at myself. Like how stunning I love.

Hey, wait, come here. You're going to want to see this. It's me. I was like, check it out. I look gorgeous. You do look gorgeous. Thank you. So do you.

No. You look fab. No. I'm wearing a safari top. I don't want to, everyone's going to come from me. I'm wearing this top that I got in a thrift store. It's Gorge. Okay.

I thought it was like giving like, Burberry trench, like clapped up to the top, you know, that vibe. But it's like not. I think it's just giving like, oh, you escaped the jungle. Yeah, girl, they're giving it, it's giving safari. It really is giving safari. My boyfriend, who's a stylist, was like, that is very on the nose. He said, that's a choice.

Yeah. When he says that to me, I'm like, my life's over. Right, for real. You're all, I don't need to hear from the professional side of you. No. I don't need that right now. No, he styles me sometimes. and I don't know if we've talked about this, but he, I feel like I've told you, I've told

this story on your podcast, but maybe I'm just having deja vu and maybe ultimately I'm about to tell it and I can see, maybe I'm Raven Simone and I can see into the future. Okay, anyways, he, um, he styled me the other day and I got an invoice in my inbox. Oh. Oh. For so much money. I was like, wait, you sleep next to me at night. I'm like, right. Isn't it all the same pot? I pay you in vibes. No. The presence, the joy of my presence. And also like sex. Sorry, sorry to say that, but like, come on. Like, this is crazy. You know what I mean? You're all, you're insane. Yeah, you're nuts. You're like, well, I will not be paying this. No. I'll see you in the small claims court. Do you know, you know, you know on your email?

Literally. You know on your email when it's like, respond to this. It's been three days. Yeah. You know, like, Steve, three days ago, respond to this. I'm like, no. You said block sender. Yeah, it's your man. Literally, literally. Okay, we were talking about this offline just now, but how was Coachella. I have hot take. Oh, please. Let's hear it. I think everyone who goes to Coachella is not well.

Right. I think if you buy a ticket to Coachella, me, I think if you buy a ticket to Coachella, you, something's not. I get it. Who doesn't want to see Sabrina? Who doesn't want to see Justin? Right. But it is so hot and it is so far.

Everything is so spread apart. Oh, girl. It's so like planes, trains, and automobiles. Literally. To get anywhere. I'm like, I'll see you there 40 days, 40 nights. No, literally. I'm like, well, I'm missing Justin.

Justin comes out at 1155 p.m. I'm at the due lab at 8 p.m. I'm like, okay, it's going to take me four hours to get there. Let me start now. I'm like, it's too far. I got to start the trek now. Literally, I got it because you get stopped. You ultimately have to get a pretzel.

You have to get a lemonade. I'm like, it's like, it's too, you have to hydrate. You have to get salt and straw. It's like, literally. Too much going on. It's like a marathon where like someone's handing you an orange slice. And you're like, thank you. It's like insane.

Right. So I don't. no, I'm all for Coachella. I love it. I love the headliners this year. I love seeing, I loved everyone, honestly. I thought the performances were unbelievable. Killer. They were unbelievable. But I'm like, I'm sorry, my legs hurt. Yeah. And I need a knee replacement. Yeah. And Coachella's, I'm like, Mama's old now. Got to go home. Yeah, I think it's for six year. And even the way, because did you go artist. I did go artist. Yeah, me too. And I've gone before, whatever, it is what it is. But believe it or not, it's, it's, it's maybe a hair line.

better. Well, maybe. Totally. Totally. Totally. I think the bathrooms are nicer. Yes, I agree with that. And I'm so lucky.

And there's signal back there too. So that's kind of nice. And I can call my mom. Yeah, I think the bathrooms are nice. Which, by the way, that's great. Calling your mom and in the bathroom is great. But I do think that the trek is still just as, actually, if not longer.

No, it is. It's even longer. Yeah, I agree. That's why I said, like, it is obviously a privilege to go that way. Oh, of course. But really, it's like you're switching from. the same vehicle. It's just a little bit nicer looking. I love that you and I are sitting here complaining being like,

artist is crazy. Going artist hurts our legs. Yeah, they're going to clip me and call me an elitist. No, by the way, clip me and call me an elitist. I'm sorry, my legs hurt. I can say no shit. Am I allowed to say that? My leg's hurt. And also I will say I've gone to Coachella at every other level too. I've gone GA. So by. I've gone VIP and then I've gone artists. So like, yes, there is a clear hierarchy to them. I'm just saying the the travel, the dust and the web hits everyone.

I agree. There's no exception to that rule. You can escape it at all. I think, honestly, I had the most fun going GA. T. Because you're, everyone's feeling the same thing. That's true. In artists, there's still our actual artists performing there.

Yeah. And you know they have a trailer. That's true. So you're kind of like, they're like, oh, my legs hurt. I'm like, go back to your trailer. No, for real. I'm shaming them. Yeah.

And also, too, I think like when you go, when you go that way, like, obviously it's Influencer Olympics at every Coach. Totally. But also, like, at that level especially, there's, like, a whole another culture backstage and stuff. Like, the way people are acting is crazy. I mean, these people are crazy. Yeah.

One time this girl who I will, I will bleep who it was, but it was. She came up to us and asked me where the golf carts pick up. And I go, I actually don't work here, so I'm not sure. I'm not, I'm actually not sure because I don't work here. But she's like, oh, okay, I was just curious if you knew. I'm all, you walked right up. to me to ask me that. Wait, I'm dead.

I'm dead. There's a sea of people there. You're like, oh, okay, let me ask you. Well, she's clocked in, so let me ask her. She has a name tag. Exactly. I actually don't work here, so I'm not sure. Crazy.

And that was also the first year I ever went artist, so I didn't even know there were golf cards. I was just walking. I was trekking like everybody else in the beginning, so I had no idea there were golf cards. By the way, the golf cart situation backstage, that's not a thing, right? Like, it's such a long line. to even get a golf cart. That's what I was going to say.

Like, when you can get one, it's awesome. But, like, they do shut off at a certain time. And so last year, I got stranded at, I don't even remember which tent. I think it was Sahara tent. But, like, they were like, oh, yeah, no more golf carts. And I go, I'm looking at them. They're right there. And they're like, oh, those are reserved for, I don't know who.

And I was like, okay. So then we had to walk. But, like, getting out was a nightmare. Of course. I could not. It felt like I was just walking the same loop a million times. Of course. If you don't you start walking for so long,

you start feeling like you're going. insane. Yes. You're like, okay, um, okay. And obviously we're all dressed like assholes because it's Coachella. So it's freezing. Everyone's exhausted and fucked up. And it was funny because as we were walking, we finally found the parking lot. We finally found our car and we could see it in the distance. And it felt like a mirage. Like we're walking towards it. We're like, oh my God, there it is. There it is. Totally. And we've been walking for two hours. Like we're literally like, oh, thank God, thank God. And as we're walking, my sister was behind us. Like it was me, my man. My sister was behind us and then our cousin Adam

and the rest of our party had made it already because we were at two different stages and so like we were walking and then when we finally were like yes we found the car and then my sister was like did you have fun today to my cousin Adam because that was his first time ever going and he was like yeah I did I had a lot of fun and then she goes what was your favorite part

and then he goes bitch don't ask me that fucking question right now ask me in the car I can't answer this right now I ask me in the fucking car by the way that's me all Coachella I'm like hey I can't talk right now I need to be in I need to be alone. I need to be in the car. I need to be in my bed.

I need to be quiet and I need to be alone. Literally, literally. And we literally caught in the car. We all sat in silence for like probably 10 minutes because you're just like, you literally have to. You're just like re-evaluating everything. You have to. The amount of fights I get with the people closest to me.

When you get home, when you get home from Coachella, it is like, oh, it's a war. I'm like, whoever's in front of me, I will be calling you out. You're like, move. For nothing. You know what I mean? You've done nothing to me. And I'm like, um, okay. Okay, let me list the things you've done to me.

Yeah, and you leave in such a good mood. Of course. You leave the house. You're like, woo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're drinking hand. Come back, everybody's an op. Of course.

Everybody's an op. I'm angry and I'm dirty. Of course. You hate everyone. Yeah, and you reek. And you absolutely reek. And you reek to the point where you hate yourself. No.

You're like, that's me? That's me. Do you know what I mean? I didn't even know I could smell this way. Oh my God. Did you see people making videos saying people were stinking at Coachella this year. No. Influencer specifically, I said, hmm?

The only reason I saw it was because someone tagged me and they were like, because someone said who it was that stank really bad. Is it me? No. Okay, good. I don't even know. I didn't even know the name. I honestly didn't even know the name. I didn't recognize the person at all.

But I like in the comment, someone had tagged me because I've talked about running into an influencer multiple times that smelled so fucking terribly. And I'll tell you who it was. Tell me. And we'll bleep it. It's, I don't know if you know him, but it's. That tracks a hundred percent. Wait, I am obsessed. With me the vision was clear all of a sudden.

I was like, of course he smells. Do you know what I mean? Of course. Yeah, and he has a girlfriend. And isn't it interesting when people smell and they have a partner? I go, girl. How? The bed must read.

That's why it's like till the room stinks, but all clothes are still on. That's fucked out. You want to know something really interesting? I would love to know. My best smelling friend. Yeah. That smells weird. That smells weird.

My best smelling friend has a boyfriend who can't smell. He was born without scent. I go, how did you, how did that happen? You should have reeked. Right. You know what I mean? Like if you smelled, yeah. It would be so amazing to have a boyfriend that doesn't smell.

Yeah, that would be like perfect hearing. But she always smells delish. Oh, man. Anyways, keep going about your story. Basically, I thought, I think someone tagged me in the TikTok because they thought, they were like, it was the same guy and I was like, that's not him. Different white guy. But.

Isn't crazy? It's actually insane. Like when you're at this level, and I know, I'm sure. He's making a fuck ton of money. No, yeah. And I'm sure. And that's my thing. Like my sense of smell is not like super, super awesome.

Totally. I have a very average sense of smell, I would say. So if I can smell you and it's like repelling me, it's bad. Like if it's really fucking bad if I can smell you. I'm the same way. I don't think I can really smell things. I don't think I can really see things. I think a lot of like my sight, my smell, my taste.

I think they're all weak. I think they're all very weak. You know what? My vision's bad too, so we have that in common. But like usually when your vision's bad, you can really smell. I'm like, I kind of got fucked on the phone. Yeah, like all my sense. None of them are firing at 100%.

No. Like absolutely none of them. And I hate being touched. So like touches off the questions. Look at us. Wait. Someone's going to diagnose us. Wait.

What is that? What is that? We need a diagnosis. Yeah, I guess. I guess I'm interested to hear what your guys's theories are. Yeah. Theories. We don't want to.

I don't call them diagnosis. Their theories. Well, your theories as to what my diagnoses would be. Right, right, right, right. I'm so curious to know. Typically, they diagnose me with autism, but, you know. Oh, this is interesting. Yeah, typically they diagnose me when I say what I believe to be fun, quirky things about

myself, they'll diagnose me. They're like your neurodivergent. Yeah, they're like, well, obviously, that's because you're neurodiverion. I'm like, I guess. I love that. I could be. Totally. I have no idea.

Yeah. And I heard that test is expensive to get tested for it. All these tests are expensive. Yeah. And it's like, it's. It feels it's not the same. I can't preface this enough. It's not the same.

But it feels similar. I have a dog that's deaf. Yeah. And I love. I love. He's the best dog ever. I honestly like he truly is like a crowd favorite. Everyone loves him and he gets along with everyone and every dog.

He's the sweetest. But like I adopted him. When I did adopt him, his, his previous owner, like when I was fostering him, he was like, oh, like he also might be deaf. And I was like, might be because that was not in the profile. And then he was like, well, I haven't really gotten him checked because he's like, I just know he used to live in a place where like on Fourth of July there was like a ton of fireworks and he said he slept through the entire thing. And he was like and it's really loud in my apartment. So I just kind of assumed because there were certain times I would try to call him and if he can't see me, he doesn't react. But he's like I took him to the vet and then the test itself is like $400 or something just to test him. And so the vet was like, I mean, it's really just a yes or a no. So it's kind of just up to you. if you really want to know, but it's not affecting his quality of life at all.

So it's kind of just up to you. And that's how I feel about that test with autism, because I'm like, well, it's up to me. Like it's really up to me. Like it's really, but it's so expensive that I'm like, hmm,

I don't know about that. I was adopted, this reminds me, I was adopted at birth and I feel like my, my birth mom probably said something similar to my mom and was like, something's not right,

but we're not sure what it is. And I'm not too sure what it is. Yeah, we can't, we can't tell you exactly what's wrong, but something definitely is wrong. As he grows, something, might be involved.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just want to give you a heads up. The ears are not firing it 100%. Let's just say that. Okay, let me, let's talk about adults. Oh, we need to talk about adults. Obviously, smash hit. So exciting.

Was it? Yeah. No, I love it. I love making it. Yeah. Please tell me more about it. Like, how's it going? We just shot season two.

How exciting. Oh my God, so exciting. Wait, that was Mariah Carey. Sometimes I do that. I'm like, I'm a singer. You know what I mean? I'm like, wait, I love Coach all of a sudden because I'm performing. All of a sudden I've changed my perspective.

Wait, totally, totally. It's so fun. It's so interesting because we had a year off. We were like, okay, when we shot the first season, we get so close inseparable because we're playing best friends. And then you have a year off where it's kind of like, who are you? Do you know what I mean? And we see each other at events and we're like, this is kind of awkward.

I don't know you. But I love you. Like seeing an ex. Right, right, right. Or even seeing like that best friend from elementary school. Right. Who it's like so warm, but it's ultimately like, I don't think I know your name.

Do you know what I mean? What was you? Kaylee? You know what I mean? And then now we're inseparable best friends again. And I'm like, oh my God, these are my, this is my family. This is my home. Which we love.

Which we love. So now I can't live without them. And I'm texting them every second of every day. And I'm scared for it to end. I'm like, I don't want it to end. Yeah. So I'm trying to make it last as long as it possibly can. Well, you know what? You guys got a season two.

So I feel pretty confident. We got a season two. I'm hoping we got a season three. I'm scared every day. Well, what are you excited for people to see? Any new developments or evolution is obviously no spoilers, but what are you excited for people to see in season too? Well, we left the last season with a little drama between my character and Paul Baker,

Jack Innin's character. We had kissed and there was some tension. So I'm excited for that to progress if it does. And I think it will, which isn't a spoiler. It's just life. When you kiss someone, you guys, what is evolution? Come on. There has to be something that happens next. Legally.

So I think something will happen next. I just think that's what will happen. And who knows? How fun. And then we have a little exciting thing that... Me just spoiling everything. They're like, damn, Owen. They're like, why did you do that?

I think we're putting out something that... Why am I doing this? I'm going to do it. We're putting out something that is... new and isn't necessarily part of the season. Okay. And that's also a spoiler, but I don't think I spoiled it. I didn't get anything from that.

No, by the way, everyone's going to be like, what is you're starting an only fan? Adults, only fans? Yes. And the answer is yes. You're doing a joint one, you and Jack. Well, of course, Paul Baker and Anton's OnlyFens. By the way, genius.

I'm saying. No, if I ever run out of money. You guys will clean up. If adults goes wrong, you know where to pick it. 100% if we don't get a season three. Right. You got to get the Wapad Girls on it. The AO3 girls, you have to start mobilizing them.

You know what's really fun? I didn't realize how fun fan fiction was. Oh, my God, girl. I mean, there's fan fiction about my character, which is so weird to read because I'm like, you really think he would do that? I feel like he's pretty lazy. I feel like he just sleeps all day. Pillo Princess.

But I like love reading. I read fan fiction about other shows recently, and I'm like, this is so hot and fun. And shows that I don't even, like, I don't even watch 9-1-1. They are killing it in the fan fiction world. Oh, my God. They have been forever, but they've, like, really leveled up. I read, I read this one, and don't start. It was a while ago.

I read this one between Draco Malphoy and Hermione. I read that. I read that. I read that. It's not the manic-it. It wasn't, no, it wasn't a manacled. Is that the one you read? Wait, what is that?

That's a different one. That, that one's, like, a little heavier. But I read, I'm going to send you the one I read. I'm not even kidding. It was written so well. It moved me to take. Cheers. No, I'm not kidding. I cry. My boyfriend's reading this being like, oh, God, this is so hot. Like, I'm scared. I'm getting hard. And meanwhile, I'm sobbing. I'm like, the character dynamics. Yeah, you're like, just the complexities of the character. They know each other so well. That's why they're in bed together. You know what I mean? I'm like, they understand each of this touch. I love it. I love it. It's gorgeous.

It was so, and I've read quite a bit of fan fiction as a former fan girl back in the day. So I think that's the one I, I read like, recent. but they are killing. And they pick all the best shows. That's why I'm like, I'm not surprised at all that adult stars also have fan fiction. I feel like it informed, I read it before I shot and I feel like it informed my character. I was like, they gave me some beautiful backstory.

They did, they gave me a lot to work with. I was like, wow, this is hot. I'm me trying to tell the director, I'm like, we should work this in, read this. Yeah, we should really start looking here. Exactly, exactly. Exactly. It's honestly really, it's similar to, I saw a thing recently on Impact, like the Instagram,

where they posted about how HBO hired a girl that makes edits on TikTok. So they hired her to make edits like for HBO. But she, her biggest one was a heated rivalry run. Well, of course. And it was like, it was like the most popular one. The thing has like nine million views or something like crazy. Me, 8.8 million views. And you're all 8.9 million of them.

I'm upset. I don't watch it yet. I'm so behind. I have a lot on my desk. I'll watch it with you. You have to. Me with every friend. I'll watch with you. No, no, we'll watch from the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so, it's not just, I mean, people are like, it's so hot. I'm like, no, it's good story. It's also beautiful. It's stunning. It's very, it's very beautiful and touching, like, and not in a creepy way, in a heartfelt way. Totally. There's a lot of physical touching, too, but. Well, of course. And that's also really great to see. It's totally as a game in. But also, I do love, love, love the story and the storytelling and I think it's beautifully acted and I'm jealous. And you got to be in the next season.

They have to put you in the next season. I'm obsessed with me teasing something that I'm not in. Do you know what I mean? Who knows? I look directly into the camera. Who knows? It's like, I don't know. I guess so.

That's called manifesting. Totally. And this is the place you do it. Is there anything you're manifesting right now? Career-wise, goal-wise, anything? Last time I was here, I feel like you manifested DJing. Am I wrong about this? I did.

I did talk about DJing. Are you a DJ? I'm still working on it. Okay. I'm cooking. I'm studying. I'm studying. Let her cook.

Yeah, you got to let me cook. What do I want? Okay, this is not real because like career-wise, like, I want to keep acting and making things with my friends. Absolutely. Let's make something. Like, let's make a TV show. Come on.

You just tell me the time and place, girl. But other than that, I really, this sounds crazy. but I need to be in nature and I need to love it. And basically I'm forcing myself to love nature. I think it's beautiful from afar and I'm like, wow, waterfalls. How does that happen? Like I'm like, I can understand the concept of,

but every time I'm like camping or even hiking. I get you honestly. I'm like, oh, where are the rattlesnakes? I'm afraid instantly. And I need to embrace it. I think that's a beautiful goal. So that's kind of my, I'm manifesting

loving a better relationship with nature. There we go. Love that. There we go. Like looking at these plans behind you, I'm like, beautiful. Then they're fake, so. Better. And that's why I said, beautiful.

Yeah, exactly. I'm joking. What about goals-wise? Like, do you have any, like, shows you would love to be in? Do you have any movies? I think he did rivalry. Should be on your board. Okay, there we go.

It has to be. Okay, there we go. The biggest one on my board. It has to be. I just did this movie called Peaked. that was directed by Molly Gordon. It'll come out sometime next year. And it was so much fun because it was everyone that I idolize.

It was Gabby Windy, who I have loved for so long. It was Molly Gordon and Emma Mackey and Connor's story was in the movie. And I was like, this is Dua Lipa in the film. I'm like, what the hell am I doing sitting next to Dua Lepa? It was just insane. It was an insane cast. And Molly was directing it. and I've known her since she was two years old

and I was also two. I acted like I was 40 and she was too. Like you're a way old. Yeah, yeah. I've known her since she was two. I was actually one. And she just let us play. And she like trusted her actors so much to love.

To bring the story to life, which I feel like it's really rare. Yeah, absolutely. It's really, really, really. I've been very lucky on overcompensating an adult. All the creators are kind of like shine. Do you? Yeah.

Have fun with it. Like there's a lot of trust. There's so much trust and I feel like that doesn't happen usually. And so being on this film, I'm kind of like, oh, I want to keep making things with my friend. I want to get all of us together and make a movie. That's such a great. I want Brittany. I want you.

You know what I mean? I just want like all the people that make me laugh on a film together. That's such a beautiful idea. I love that too. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I think so. I think it also like it fosters such a beautiful environment when you guys, especially when you personally love each other but also past that like respect each other. as creatives.

Totally. And the ability to like perform and like trust on both sides. I think that's a wonderful thing. I think also having people who you idolize. Like having Connor's story on this film where I was like, oh my God, I've watched your show so many times and I think you're such a good actor. Like having him on the film acting against me. I was like, oh, I'm learning from like that's really what I want is to learn from someone.

I love that. And so I think that's kind of my goal. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited for you. 824. Call me. Yeah. Hit us up.

We got the next big thing. We got the next big thing. Honestly. We should do a new version of the hangover. Okay. Done. We should have like a friend group. Like it's like you.

Yeah, exactly. No, I have full chills. We do the exact same, like, not the same plot line, but like go to Vegas. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Done. Done. Or we could just copy the hangover directly.

Shot for shot. Yeah. I'm obsessed with that. It's also like too soon to remake thing. over which is so funny. Yeah, exactly. I kind of obsessive. We do like how to train your dragon.

Yes, yes, yes. I love the concept of like, we have to remake the devil as product too. And it's like, that hasn't even come out yet. It's like, I know, but it'll be a hit. And then we'll just remake it. I know, we're just getting ahead of it.

Yeah, yeah. Like we're cheating it a little bit. Let's just do that. Let's do that. Is there anyone that you would love to work with, like director or actor? That you would be like, oh, that would be a dream. I know you've worked with a lot of amazing people already.

No, I, I, I'm so in the, in this. comedy world. Wait, that sounded so narcissistic and tooting my own horn. My own horn. Girl, no, it didn't. And you have ever right to toot your own horn.

No, I don't think I do. I think people would agree I don't. But I think I'm, I've been very lucky that I've been so ammished in this comedy scene, which is my favorite thing in the world and everything I've ever wanted. But I also think I'm like, okay, let's do a drama. I would love that for you.

Show up. Do you know what I mean? Me, me. in a horror. Wait, that was it. I found it. Do you know what I mean?

I just saw it. I just saw it. That's what I want. I want me in a different... Different kind of medium. In a different kind of medium. Like different genre. Yeah, different genre.

Oh, I love that. Horror would be tea. Horror? Even in an 824 horror film, that would be so sick. Also, like, maybe it's a little funny. Yeah. Bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies. I was just about to say.

Maybe it's a little funny. It's like that tongue-in-cheek kind of funny, but it's horror. But it's also like we're running. You know what I want. I want to run on screen where I don't actually have to run. Where it's like you run two seconds and they're like cut. Like that's what I want.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want Coachella. I want it to be like two second sprint and then you're done. Yeah. And it's on camera. And people are like, wow, that was so amazing. You really ran. I know you're doing the Twilight run.

Totally. Where they have the scene moving really fast behind you as you're running in slimo. That's exactly what I want. Oh my gosh. Something fantasy like that would be really sick for you. Would you ever do that? I think so. on what kind. I'm in a real

who want me phase in acting. Wait, totally. I'm in a real who want me, who need me. That's kind of my vibes right now. Totally. So that's where I'm at. I'm open and available. I feel like you're, this is crazy. You got, look at you. You need to be on screen. I'm little Caesar's hot and ready.

That's what I'm doing. What the hell is happening? You need to be on screen. You know your own show. You honestly, you should be the next Ravens, Samo. Like, you should have your own television show. Sitcom, yeah. You should have a sitcom. Oh my gosh, let's do a sitcom together. Okay, I'm down. You, me and Kathy Griffin.

She's always on sitcoms. Wait, I have chills. I've had chills so many times as I was. I love Kathy Griffin. She is insane in the best ways. She's insane in the way I want to be. Yeah, why not? She's crazy.

I love it. Yeah, I'm realizing now, as I'm saying that, I'm realizing now that I was thinking of Riba. I was not thinking of Kathy Griffith. By the way, one in the same. One in the same. One in the same. White Redhead.

Of course. I love it. I love it. Is there anything else that you're super Is there any other like TV shows you're obsessed with, movies? I've been watching big mistakes which is Jack Inanin's other show.

Oh, nice. And it's so funny and it's so good. Dan Levy created it with Rachel Senate. And yeah, that's kind of a It's a mystery. It's kind of like a heist. Well, is it a heist? I don't know what it is.

Have you seen the show? No, no. No, I've never seen it. I just wanted to promote it for them. It's an ad. I'm walking out. No, it's amazing. It's, it's, it's really fun and it feels, in a weird way, it's like something that I, me,

jealous of Jack, want to do. I'm like, why don't they cast me as the, as the boyfriend of Taylor Ortega? Thanks a lot. No, it's really, it's really great. And it feels, have you ever seen the show Search Party? No, I don't think so. You would love this show. You think?

It's so fun. Ooh, okay. It's really fun. It's really funny. It's, they're on a hunt to, find this missing woman that nobody knows. So they're pretending to, basically they're like, we know her, we're her best friends.

But meanwhile, they don't know her at all. It's so narcissistic and so fun and they're trying to insert themselves in the narrative. It's a great show. It's a great show. And it's drawn early. It's the best of the best. Anyways, that's kind of the vibe. That's cool.

That's really fun. I want to try. I love that. I think you would kill. I think you would do so well. I think you and I should do that. Let's do it all. Why not?

Right? Fuck it. Wait, really fast. Something just flashed into my head that I have to just tell, but it has nothing to do with this. Okay, yeah. Let's.

I just have to tell it on your pod. I don't know why. Please do. I'm having an instinct. Okay. I went to Canal Street in New York. I bought a fake Chanel bag. Look at you.

$40. He wanted $200. Guess what? Look at you. We got in a fight. I got it down to 40. I'm sorry. That's a good fucking deal.

$40 for a plastic bag. I think that's pretty good. Okay. So I take it to Coachella. I'm in the artist section. This artist, I'm not telling you who. I'll tell you. Yeah.

She's not an artist. She's an influencer. Ultimately bleep that. Yeah. This huge influencer comes up to me and is like, your back is so cute. I've never seen that shape. Fake, fake.

So then I get so... If you guys knew who it was, was she, was that library open bitch or what? Wait, what does that mean? She was trying to read you down. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I was like, what does that mean? She was reading.

Was that a read? So no. I actually think, genuinely, she was like, how did he get the new bag? I genuinely think she was like, who the hell is this? How does he have that? Oh, mama, santi alley. Wait, literally, literally. So I got so nervous that I couldn't tell her it was fake.

No, of course not. So I go. Oh, my God, the way I would lie. I go, oh, vintage. It's so old. Oh, and I would lie my ass. I would tell the most colorful. story of how I found it in my mom's closet. Yes. Oh my God. So I'm like, I did that. I'm like,

oh my God, my mom had it. It was so old. I was like literally so old. She's like, how old? And I was like, I would make up a story and you're like, I did. I did. She goes, how old? I'm like, oh my God, I'm like, oh my God. And I'm scared. When did Chanel come out? Imagine I say before Chanel like it started. You know, I'm like 1922. She's like, hmm, Chanel started in 1960. Like, that's funny because Chanel wasn't around then. So I was like, I said in 1991, which I feel like is like a normal year. Yeah, yeah, you picked a good middle year. It's a normal year.

Yeah, normal year. Chanel had to be around in 91. Totally, right? I'm like Heidi Klum was around, Chanel was around. You know what I mean? She was holding that bag on the runway. I can see it now. Kate Moss was with it.

You know what I said 1991 and she immediately took out her phone and she was like, okay, wait, 1991 Chanel. She was like, oh my God, okay. Wait, where'd you get it? I go Poshmark. and that I remember that I said my mom's closet So that I was like It's on Poshmark

But it's from my mom's closet I was gonna sell it on Poshmark But there was already one on Poshmark So I thought you know what I'm not gonna say You know what? You saved your own lie twice Look at you But then she goes oh it's on Poshmark That bag

You said what is this an interview? What are you questioning you? Who are you the police? Meanwhile You change directions start attacking her Literally literally I jump her I run I sprint I jump her So at this point

I just want to say I have no I'm not sweating at all and I'm so proud of myself that I haven't sweat so far at Coachella it's 98 degrees I'm wearing kind of a shirt that you would see sweat I'm wearing blue you would see sweat in this shirt and we talked about being sweaty girls I'm a sweaty girl too

I'm a sweaty girl me too I'm like oh God I'm so proud of myself all of a sudden I'm like I feel pit stains I'm like well the pit stains are going down to my jeanie you turn around back so literally I'm like fuck I'm like so not only am I lying I'm also drenched in sweat drenched so I'm like and it looks like

I'm lying and you're looking at her you're going like Is it hot in here? Yeah Hot in here huh? I'm like God Oh man It feels like the walls are closing Yeah literally outside

Fully outside God it's hard in this place right Anyways Basically it ended with her being like I can't find it I'm like I'll send you a link She's like oh you don't have my number So actually came out great

So it worked out you got a great number Yeah I have her number now obviously can't ever use it or she's going to ask for the link of the poshap bag that doesn't exist. She's going to see you again and be like, you never text me the link. Right, right, exactly.

Now you have to go look for a bag similar. I'm like scared I have to buy her a Chanel bag. What do you mean she said a link? That's so true. The other thing I could do is be like, text her and be like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. My mom just told me it's fake.

That's actually a really great way to get out of it. And then I can buy her a fake bag. But I don't think she wads a fake bag And I don't know like would she I mean I don't know her but like would she find that funny Or would she find that ew You know what I'm saying? I think she would laugh but I think she would be like

So you just sat there and wasted my time then? Yeah yeah yeah I had a million things to do If you guys knew who it was like that story It's really crazy right it's fucking it's really crazy And I just kept lying lying lie and lying I was lying I was lying. And it's so funny because it's like, obviously, who wouldn't lie?

Right. But the other thing I could have done is I like to think that I'm in, I don't consider myself a comedian, but I'm in the space of comedians. I could have done like a bit about it being, I could have like ran with the fact that. You could have been an oh mama, this is a dupe. Right. Exactly. Like I could have just leaned into it. But instead, I was like, no, 1999.

Do you know what I mean? Naomi wore it on the red carpet in 1994. I would have lied like you, and I think I would have, that would have been me doing a bit because I would have been like, you're, you have access to anything and everything. You have access to shit that no one else

has ever seen before. I, like, so I would tell the lie too, like you. I just would not expect her to go that far, which I would be on the ropes too like you. I'd be like, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, I feel like I'm meeting. Well, also it's so funny because in my head, this was the best dupe ever.

And at her head, she's like, Never seen that shape. Yeah, she clocked that shape. She said, where'd you get that? Wait, literally. She goes, why is it crooked? I've never seen something like that. And honestly, from her especially, it's even, I would have done the same shit.

I would have reacted the same way. Oh, God. Or I would have hard left too and been like, oh, mama, this is a dupe. I know. I feel like I would have done that. But then I, but she probably would have been like, oh, okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

So I get, I get what you were like, oh, yeah. My instinct was like, my instinct was like bond with her. Yes. My instinct wasn't like run from it. Yeah, same. That's what I would feel. It's a disaster. That's what I said?

At a certain point, you're like, what are you? The police? Right. If I see her again, I'm going to be like, oh my God, the signal at Coachella. I sent you a link and now it's, now it's gone. Now it's gone. Now it's sold. I tried to look it up and it sold.

It sold the bag. And getting her numbers, honestly, a huge win. Tea, period. My fear, and I've done this before. Oh, my God. Why am I full of stories today? I took, oh God. I took a, I was wearing eyes.

Assless Chaps in the last season of adults. Love. Full ass out. Okay. You guys are wondering, you want to see it. Okay. You should go to episode. Yeah, go to episode four.

Episode four, ass out. And you guys love it. Okay, anyways, I was in assless chaps. I was obviously taking so many photos that day of my ass. Obviously. I'm sorry. I've never taken so many photos on that set. I'm like, face, I don't care.

Ass out. Yeah. Gotta take photos. Yeah, and it's sitting pretty too. And they're like, oh, and put a robe on. I'm like, no, no, no, crew wants to see. Yeah, you're like, oh, no, I'm good. I don't need, unless you guys need the model.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not. I'm on the loudspeaker. I'm like, does crew care if I'm naked? You don't? Great. Does anyone have any compliments they want to give me? Let me know.

Here, I have a box for compliments if you just want to slip them in. So it's anonymous. I don't want to make you guys uncomfortable. It's anonymous the box. Anyways, I was fully ass out. And I was taking a lot of pictures. And my friend had Lucy, who's on the show with me. She plays Billy in the show.

she has Owen Wilson's number because she did a play with him Oh wow okay And I sent I took some photos of my ass on her on her phone My phone was dead So obviously I needed to keep going What my phone's dead so I'm gonna stop taking photos

No I asked for someone else's phone I'm gonna find someone else's show Yeah so I take her phone Go to the bathroom take some nudes Send them to myself I'm so happy and then she looks at her phone And I hear the loudest scream I've ever heard And I sent them to Owen Wilson

all my nudes. Oh, because you were trying to send her tears. So I didn't realize, sorry, I'm Owee in her phone. And I guess Owen is Owen. I'm like, oh, it just said Owen. Yeah, so I'm like, what other Owens do you know? Okay, Wilson. Okay, Wilson.

But I didn't know you knew Owen Wilson. I'll tell you what. If I put Owen Wilson in my phone, I'm definitely putting Wilson. So in case I didn't even looks, I'm like, yeah, that's him if you can believe it. Exactly. So then Lucy and I get in a huge fight because I'm like, how close do you, how close are you to Owen Wilson? that you can call him Owen. You and him are not on a first name base.

I'm sorry. Owen? That's crazy. She's like, no. That's a common mistake. Right. She's like, no, we're so close. You and me, Owen, that your name is Owee and his name is Owen.

I'm like, no, no, no. He is a first e-lasty. You need to call him Owen Wilson. I'm sorry. That's not my mistake. You're all, that is user error, unfortunately. And also, he's probably thrilled that he has those things. And honestly, he's the luckiest boy alive if we're being honest.

He is so happy. He hasn't responded because. because he's in the bathroom jerking off. He's jorking it and that's on him. Totally. That's out of our hands. Sorry. Sorry.

At least they were good picks. Exactly. By the way, weird picks. Yeah, weird. Weird picks because I was trying to take it in the mirror. It was an angle that no one's seen. Yeah, no one in and I kind of, nobody wanted to take any more pictures of my bud.

Right, right, right. Exactly. So anyways, all to say, to circle back to this number that I have now in my phone of this very famous influencer, I am so scared. that I'm, for some reason, can send her a nude one day. Yeah, make sure you put her last name in there. Oh, it's in there. So you never. Oh, it's in there, Mitch.

It's in there. And the company is like, do not, do not send nudes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Isn't it so when you get the number of someone like that, doesn't it feel weird? Because you're like, this person has a phone? Totally. This person has a phone number.

Also, I could ruin their life right now if my phone was stolen, which, by the way, it always is. I'm not even kidding. That's why I always like, now especially, because I have so many people in my phone. I literally, I like, that shit is super glued to my hand all the time because I am also fearful of that.

And that's another reason why I haven't actually gotten a new phone yet because I'm like, I don't, I hate switching phones. It makes me, it makes me go insane. Same, same. It literally the rage it gives me,

I describe, as feeling very Republican. The rage feels so Republican. 100% and conservative. 100%. And it's like, it bubbles up. Yeah.

It's like, it's like it takes over me. Like a demon. And so I haven't switched my phone because I, And then one of my friends was like, oh, you know, you could go to the store and they can do it for you. I was like, I am not fucking doing that. Like, no one is taking my phone somewhere I can't see. Like, I was like, there, I got help the people in my phone.

Like, that's what I was like, I actually got, I'll see right here. I got G. I got that because I posted a bullshit ass TikTok. And she DMed me on TikTok and said I, because I, because the TikTok was me telling my, my two friends. who are gay men and they're married. It's just necessary context. I wrote on the video, I was like, I have random tea that is so fucking stupid,

but every single time I tell a gay person this tea, their mind is fucking blown. And it's like the most pointless tea ever. It means nothing to anyone except gay people. I would love it. Yeah, and I will tell you. Thank you. And actually, we can confer stories

because you know the person it's about, and I would love to, that we're going to do off camera for real. But I posted that, and she did. DM'd me my own video and was like, I need to know the secret. And then I messaged her back and I was like, Mama, text me because it is not safe for these DMs. And so then she, I'm thinking nothing of it. And then she did text me like 10 minutes later.

And she was like, hi, it's so and so. And I was like, this is crazy. Did you tell her the tea? Yeah, I tried to, but she actually didn't know a key part of it. So like she hadn't seen, this person has been in something. And you have to watch that something in order to understand the tea, if that makes sense. Totally. So I was like, have you seen this? And then she was like, no. Yeah, she said, no, I haven't.

Fuck. And then I was like, okay, study up and come back. And then she was like, I will. So there you go. But now, now I have her number and I just don't know what to do with it. It's in that phone. Isn't it crazy that like we're holding this? It's like, no, no.

And the key to everything. The key to everyone. I can't even imagine who the fuck's in yours. No, I don't even have that many numbers. But I don't even, I'm just so bad with my phone. I'm constantly losing. me shopping, me in Eritzia, you should see it. I'm leaving my phone here, my bags there.

Like you live there? Oh. They're like, sure, these are all your items. Literally, literally. Literally, I'm like, and where are the pillows? Sorry, I just want to take a quick nap. I'm like, it's shit everywhere. Yeah.

I remember leaving Eritzia in the pants that I bought there. I bought sweatpants and I left my jeans in the dressing room and I was like, I'll come back for them. It's like literally my home. See ya. It's my home. I'm like, I'll be back. Renee, I'll be back. Like literally, I just know everyone.

I think that's a beautiful thing. You have more important things on the mind. Well, I'm just, I just don't even care about it. Yeah, you're just so not attached to it. I'm like, who cares? But then again, now I'm like, oh, I need like a chain. Now I have to care. Oh, now I need a chain.

Yeah, you need one of those leashes, so it's like on you at all points. My mom has that thing that goes around your neck. For your phone. And I think, I thought it was so embarrassing for so long. And I was always like, oh, no, God. Help her. No, the leash is out. And now I texted her the other day.

And I was like, the leash. Should I get one? I'm thinking I need one too Get me one You might have been on to something with that Yeah I'll be chic I'm I think we should bring it I think we should bring it back

We should bring it back yeah Even though it was never in No for real we should definitely We should bring it just generally My mom actually used to have something similar to that When I was a kid I used to be like Why would you bring that? But it's like a purse hook

So like it's basically something that goes on the ends of tables And then you can hang your purse Genius love Yeah isn't that so When I was a kid I used to be like Why would you bring that? That's so embarrassing. And then now as an adult, I'm like, what a genius invention.

The amount of times I need a hook to put, and I don't want to put my bag on the ground. Wait, do you know what I just got? What? A hook for the car. It's exactly like that. Oh my gosh. From the back of the seat. But then to be honest, I always forget my bag in the car.

Because I always leave. And then I'm like, oh God. Because it's hanging on that really convenient hook. Literally. I'm like, that is too convenient. I'm forgetting it. It's so smart, though. No, it is.

you're just like my fiance because he leaves stuff anywhere and he has he is like it's almost like it's Buddhist in the way where it's like these earthly possessions mean nothing to me like he he really will just walk like when he first started dating me he it was often and consistent that sometimes he would get out of the car and the car would be off but everything would be in the car phone wallet keys me Emily me every time you don't understand when I park my car I walk inside to I'll come out the next day and I'll be like my car is unlocked with everything in it my phone my wallet my every like everything

No literally the amount of times like sometimes he One time I found keys in the ignition the car was not on But he just like turned it out it's almost like he just gets out and starts walking You don't have any of your things Do you park? Does he park on the street? No at the time No I'm trying to think where I was living at the time No he would park actually yes he would park on the street in front of the house like on the curb. Me too. Yeah. So I would be like

this is so bad. You need to stop doing this. By the way, I was in Echo Park, which an area I absolutely love, but I was parking. It's gorgeous there and I was, loved it, but I was, it's not the safest. And definitely I would see cars being broken into. And what's so interesting is nobody had

to break into my car because keys were in. These were in there. So I was like, take the car, babe. And no one ever did. That's so nice. There's a halo over my car. He had that too. Like, I was like, you are like divinely protected. Totally. The way like so many bad things could have happened and haven't.

Totally. And he's so like, ah, it's all right. Like, and I can't relate. And I know you're like that too. Yeah. That is so tea. I envy that. Like, so sincerely.

It comes from, my dad calls me, my dad goes to Coachella every year. Oh, wow fun. We used to go together. It started when I was like 13. And now that I'm older. Yeah. I'm not 13 anymore. How crazy.

Now that I'm older, my dad goes with his friends. And I go with my. and then we like meet up. Oh, how fun. Anyways, he calls me one night after Sabrina and he was like freaking out. And I was like, oh, God, what's, what's happening? Yeah. And he's like, I lost my car keys in the festival.

I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, they must have fallen out. I'm not sure where they went. And I was like, okay, we can trace these. Where have you been? He's like, everywhere. He's like, oh, mama. I did 20K steps.

Literally. Yeah. I'm like, well, fuck. So then me and him had to show. schlep across the whole fucking festival and try to find this shit. By the way, we found it. No fucking way. We found it in the back of goby.

Who knew? Everything's in the back of goby. And you know it's funny? It's like it's similar to one of my friends from college too where she was exactly like this also. But it was one of those where like you have simultaneously the best and also worse luck. Totally. Like you will lose your important documents, but you'll find them untouched and nothing stolen.

Totally. It's so strange. That's exactly me. That's like it's such a. divine protection to me. That is exactly me. You're pure of heart. That's why. I was in Toronto and you have to obviously have a passport, passport to get into Toronto.

Yeah. I was in Toronto. I had my passport. Everything was fine. The day I land, I walked through customs. I have my passport. I show them all is good. I get into my apartment for the first time shooting adults.

Yeah. I'm like, where's my passport? I can't find it. For the entire three months, three months that I was there, I couldn't find my password. The day I was leaving, I was freaking out, obviously. I couldn't find my password. I'm like, there it is. I found it.

I'm like, but I literally could, but I could not, my, my idea was expired, so I couldn't go to bars. So, like, the whole time I was there, I was stuck.

I was stuck inside of my fucking apartment. And then, of course, the day I'm leaving, I'm like, well, there's my password. I'm like, should we go to a bar now?

You, like, literally my friend in college, I always joke that, like, I would have never done anything fun without her, which is who you are. And she would have died without me. Wait.

So people like you need friends like me and vice versa. A hundred percent. Like, because I'm a Virgo. So that's why I, that is so stressful to me. And it's funny you say that too,

because when I went to Canada last year with my sister and my, my team, because we did a live show at JFL in Vancouver. Oh my God. I want to say like the day before we left, my fiance goes, we'd been there for like four or five days. So the day before we left,

we had an early morning flight. He's like, do you have my debit card? I never touch his debit card. So I go, no, I don't. Why? And he goes, I don't know where it's at And I go like at all or

He goes No but it's all right I'll just cancel it Not a big deal And I was like are you fucking getting me And he's like no I have my passport and stuff Like because he well actually it wasn't just a day At first he asked me about debit card

But then he found out he lost his entire wallet I was like including your ID I'm shaking I'm literally shaking Yes but I have my passport so it's fine And I was like oh my god Oh my God oh my God And I was like you're not stressed out at all He's like, no, I mean, like, I can cancel the cards.

And like, I mean, I'm bummed about the wallet. Loved that thing. But, you know. Oh, I'm dead. He's just so like, yeah, you know, well. That is literally me. I have gotten into the car at LAX, okay, driven home. And then been like, oh, my God, I didn't take my check luggage.

It's still on the fucking conveyor belt. I've done that. I love without your suitcase. I was like, woo. You know, it's so great to travel late. Like in the car. I'm like, yeah. Literally the guy's like,

how was your trip? I'm like, oh my God, I was there for months. Meanwhile, I'm like, he's like thinking like, this man's a sociopath. You have two checked bags. Literally. I just was like, I was home. I was like, whoa, got to put my feet up. It's hard traveling.

And then I'm like, ugh, with those suitcases. Fuck. I'm like, what the fuck? It's horrible. And then, of course, you're freaking out that it gets stolen. Like, it's a disaster being. Imagine my boyfriend. Yeah, there's like probably about 10 minutes where he, he ever shows stress.

Totally. And then it's all acceptance after that. That's me. It's all acceptance and solutions after that. It's all like, well, it is what it is. And I, that energy I yearn for. But also probably really annoys you. Yeah.

Yeah, because of how I am as a person, it is stressful to me. But it's also really good growth practice for me because there is something really beautiful in that, like being so disconnected from stuff like that because I have a control issue. So that's why I'm like, that stuff never happens. to me because I need the control. Totally. But you, people like you, people like my man, are very like, what happens will happen and

what happens happens happens. It's really funny. And it's a beautiful thing. It is. Yeah. I did this thing the last year, was it last year or the beginning of this year, called Girl Room. It was like a TikTok show where we go into girls' rooms and it's, they're so messy and

we have to organize them. And I was the host of it. And it was so much fun. And then I was realizing every, I'm, I'm. I am that girl. So I was like, why am I the host of this? I am girl.

Do you know what I mean? And I was like, there's clips of me talking with my friend Emma in one of her vlogs. And it's me being like, let's normalize clutter. And then I'm like, wait, says the host of girl room?

I'm like, this is a disaster. It's hilarious. If anything, it's funny. At that point, it's even more funny. It's funny.

Even last year, when I turned 30, my family, my friends and family got like a house in like Palm Springs and we went out. there for a few days because like what I wanted for my 30th birthday more than anything was to do nothing at all wait I was like I want to like I want to swim I want to tan I want to eat and I want to sleep like that's what I want to totally and not look at your phone and not be bothered about work and just yeah it's the

best I was like I want to unplug entirely and like go relax and it was the best and the last day we were there like full day there was like a volleyball court in the backyard like there was like a pool and there was like a ball a big lawn and then there was a volleyball court on there and my family and I love So we were all playing. And my, my man was, like, running to go, like, get one of the passes or whatever. And there's, like, you know, those ropes that, like, stake into the ground. Of course. To hold the net.

He literally runs into it almost decapitates himself. Like, literally, like, he hit that shit so hard. There was, like, a huge, like, line. But I got him this necklace from David Yermann. And there's two chains on it. Both of them are our signs. And it's his favorite necklace. So literally, he hit that shit so hard.

It ripped the chain. Both charms flew off into the grass. And then we made sure he was okay first. And then he was like my fucking necklace. And it's like, and the grass was high. It was like this high. And so we had the idea to get a metal detector. So then my cousin and my mom went to the store, bought a metal detector,

came back. We fucking found them. If you can fucking believe it, we found them. Like there was no way. When I tell you the charm, arms are like this fucking big. It's also so funny because you buying a metal detector, I feel like that's like the first thing.

Like, if I were checking you out and you were buying a metal detector, I'd be like, what the hell are you doing? Follow that person. Yeah. Yeah. Someone follow that person. Yeah. What is the what the hell is?

That's so impressive. Yeah. And they sell them at like lows. So I like, I found one online and we went and got it because I was like, I was really sad about the necklace too. My man was so sad. And I'm in, I'll be honest. I'm trying not to be mad.

even though it wasn't his fault. I was trying out to be back because of course that happens to him. Is your neck okay? Your necklace that's gone? How do you feel about that? Yeah, and the necklace. Yeah. How's that?

And it was purely because like of course that happens to him. Yeah. Like of course it does. That's why I said on the last day. We had a couple more hours of sun trying to have fun. Of course. Of course. We are so type B.

It's so sad. We're like type F. Yeah. That's like so sad. So type B. It's so like, well, but he wasn't like that about the necklace. He was actually really sad about it and we were trying to find it. And then I think my brother actually found it.

Like my brother was using the metal detector and he was like, I found it. Or no, my brother wasn't there. No, he was. He was there. I mean, it's a breath of fresh. But you know what's so funny? When I find something that I lose, I'm always like, oh my God, I knew I'd find it. And my boyfriend's like, what?

It's been four days and 900 hours of sweat and tears. Yeah, I told you it would be fine. Exactly. I'm like, don't worry. I knew I'd find it. Woo! Yay! Okay. And now for a very special segment called Whose Mother? Brought to you by Sephora, the only place you need to shop this year for Mother's Day. So today, we're going to explore different mother figure of values, like being strong, aspirational, and amazing. So we're talking about moments that are giving mother. Do you have any recent moments in your life

that were giving mother to you? Let me think about this. This is good. This is good. You can think about Coachella. Maybe there was some performances you saw that were giving mother. Oh, God.

Well, Sabrina was giving mother. She was. Oh, my God. You know what's so crazy? I watched Sabrina in person. Yeah. And then it was unbelievable. And then I went home and watched the live stream

and I was like, oh my God. And it holds up on a little phone? Hell yeah. I'm like, this is insane. What else? is giving mother. I, what else is giving mother?

To me, I will say Slater is giving mother to me. Totally. Love Slater. Love Slater. Love Slater. I listen to her song Crank. I listened to it on like a fucking loop at the gym the other day.

I felt like I could run through a wall. Totally. I was like, I can accomplish anything I put my mind to. I love those songs. And Slater's music does this to you where you like pick up a weight and you're like, I fucking got this. And it's so heavy.

And you're like, well, maybe not. But it's the music. Yeah. It's making you believe you could do anything. That's so hot. Yeah, so I'd say anything and everything Slater right now is giving mother to me.

I love that. I love that. Look at us. Also, Sabrina, and I saw you post about your Sabrina and your man on the cover of that magazine. How it's cute. Honestly, that covers mother. It is. That cover is giving mother.

My boyfriend's snatched pony. I'm like, oh my God, it's so snatched. It's like, it's pulling his face back in a way that I've never seen. I'm like, this is, you got a facelift. Whoever you're buying for, make sure you all check out Sephora for your Mother's Day gift. Because a beauty gift from Sephora lets mom know that she is both loved and cherished. And with the Mother's Day gift sets, Sephora has made that even easier. Shop Mother's Day gifts at Sephora.

A memory I have of you and I when I was on your podcast was when we were trying to theorize ways to tell your man about when he does propose to you. The ring? Yeah, it can't be that buff ass ugly one. When we were like theorizing like, how can we do this? How, of course. That's such a core memory of mine with you. And me as well. And me as well, because that was a scary time in my life when I thought he was giving me the ugliest ring possible.

And meanwhile, it was just in his styling kit for one of his girls. And I hope one of his girls looked at the ring and said, that's butt ugly. I'm not putting that on my fucking figure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I do have some fun facts about you. And I'd love to give you some. Okay, this one says he once fled a hit and run. as the victim.

Someone hit your car but left because you left because you were late for a nail appointment. Yeah, that's true. And what about it? Yes. So I, uh-huh. So I got in a really bad car accident. Not my fault. Yeah.

Their fault. They really hit me. It was they hit me from the back, which is always their fault. Who knew? Even though I probably stopped. But it was still their fault. According to the law. Right.

It was still their fault. And it was really bad. My bumper came off. It was a disaster. and yeah I had to go to my nail appointment I had to make it don't know what else there is and they were like trying to find their insurance

and I looked at them and I said we'll figure this out so you'll this wall so you'll call me yeah people call my people they were like I don't know how to find I was like it's all good girl I got the car I zoomed

I got I had to go I had to see Yuka I gotta go I have things to do I got to go totally I was already late by the way and I'm the kind of person that's already late I've done this once where you're 15 minutes late and they're like, don't do it again, but we'll take you.

Do you know what I mean? And I can't do it again then. Yes. You're so me. That is where we are a lot of like too. Because I am working on my lateness. I'm always late. I always tell people I'm like, well, this is like maybe people of color understand it better.

Totally. Because like when you tell your friends like, okay, let's see you're throwing a barbecue and inviting your friends. You tell them 12, you expect everyone to show up at 2. You're like, I'm shooting early, like 12. And then they'll show up at 2. And then when they show up at 12, you're like, you're here early. No, no, no, no. If they showed up, if I invite someone at seven for dinner and they're not there at nine,

the food's not ready. So sit on the couch, love. There's a lot of, sit on the couch. I'll turn on the TV for you. I'll turn on cartoons. I'll turn on the Roku for you. Literally. Literally.

Literally. What are you like? Little Einstein's? Like, what do you want? No, no, no. Two hours, baby. I know. Like, I would be like, I, my very first actual Valentine's Day that I spent with my man, he was like,

I was still working nine to five, so I didn't get off until, I think I got off a little bit early at like 4.30. And then I had to drive home and I had to get ready. And then he made dinner reservations. And he was like, I made a reservation for this time. You know what I mean? Just be ready by this time. Whatever. I'm like, okay. And then I was a little late, which he already knew I was late. And it was kind of far away. And so we were driving. I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm late. Because it's new. You know what I mean? So he's not used to it yet. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And then he was like, honestly, it's okay. I thought maybe you might be late. So. I made two reservations at two different restaurants. So since we're not making this one, it's okay because the second one's actually better and had a deposit.

So I'm actually glad we're making that one instead. And I was like, that's my fucking man. That's when you know you're marrying him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that's when you know you're marrying him. And I was like, before a ring, mama. Yeah, totally. Before a ring.

This is in the beginning. Yes. This is beautiful. First Valentine's Day ever. It was a beautiful thing. Okay, I have more fun facts about you. This next one says there is a hidden. video on the internet of Owen and Molly Gordon

singing a cover of the Jackson Fives I want you back from 2013 and you know who wrote that in? I don't think so. I really don't think so. That's so weird that somebody's posing as me. I have so many fans. It's AI.

The AI dupes are getting out of control. You guys, this AI is shit. God, I didn't say that and I didn't sing that either. Yeah, there is that. I was in a band with Molly Gordon. Molly Gordon and I had a band. and it was It was called Lewis and June

My Middle Name and hers Okay genius Wait that's actually so cute You guys are so onto that Coachella Yeah Louis and June Wait that's T

And we recorded a lot of covers And we And we loved our covers Was it just the two of you And a man named Taylor Mackel Taylor Mackel went on to produce Lizzie McAlpine Taylor Mackel is killing it

is Taylor Mackel found his fucking stride. Meanwhile, and he forgot all about us. Literally, literally. I'm like texting Taylor Macle to get me tickets into Lizzie McAlbite. I'm like, hey, I'll sit in the back. I don't care.

I love Lizzie. She's the best. She is so fucking talented. Yeah, she's the best. And so sweet. Yeah. Okay, well, I'm excited to maybe see that one day. Oh, yeah, yeah.

When you have like your like induction into Hall of Fame or like Hollywood Walk of Fame, when you have something like that, I don't think I'll ever have that. But if I do and that video, plays, I'll be like, you don't have to put the star down. Forget it, forget it, forget it. Like, don't worry about that. When you and Molly Gordon go on to win an

Oscar together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. That's like Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler. That's you guys. Wait. Oh, my God, I'm manifesting. I have absolute chills. And I have chills mostly because if that video is anywhere involved, again, it's all good. Please know, please know. Yeah, it's all good. Okay. Other fun ones. It says that you are a massive brandy fan. And one year in elementary school dressed as Brandy's Cinderella for Halloween.

I mean, that's, I'm not embarrassed by it because that's, yeah. I loved that's me still. Her version of Cinderella was my name. It's the only version that exists. So fucking. Her and Whitney Houston in a room together singing impossible. I have, I'm hard. I'm hard.

This is insane. I have a huge boner. I have a huge boner, you guys. It's crazy what it's going on. That's why I have to cross my leg. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm obsessed. That is so honestly, you have been that girl for a very long time, it would seem.

He said, fucking drag. And you know what's funny is every time I got a chance to dress up, I would dress as a boy. So there is something in that. I think you and I were separated at birth or something. This is special. I'll lose my car keys. You'll find them. You'll dress as a boy and I'll just as a girl.

Look at us. This is really special. Okay, if it never works out, we could do lavender marriage thing. Fine, I'm down. Yeah. Fuck it. You've heard it here first. I'm fucking down.

I'll do it in a few years, by the way. I'm like fucking. I'll do it in three. Okay, last one fact. It says that your great grandmother used to tell you it's extremely bad luck to wear hats in bed. Wait, that's so true. She would, yes. About you?

Wait, wait, wait. I'm not allowed to put a hat on the bed. Like when I'm packing and you like, okay, everyone's going to think I'm gross because I put my suitcase on the bed when I'm packing. I know it's disgusting. It's disgusting and gross. And, ew, where is that suitcase man? It's been on my bed. Right.

It's on my bed. And I put a hat on the bed. it's something in me. It's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You're not. That is so interesting. And now that you told me, I'm probably going to abide by that.

Do it. That's so, I believe, especially when like older women tell you, I'm like, you know something. Come on. You have information.

She knew something. And by the way, I feel like it's worked in my favor. Ever since I haven't put a hat on the bed, I haven't, I was going to say I haven't lost anything, but that's not true. I lost my passport recently.

I need, I need to find it. No, but you haven't experienced that kind of bad luck. So that's good. There you go. Okay, something to it. Honestly, and I'm superstitious as hell.

So I feel like I'm going to adopt that now. Come on, come on. I love that. I love that. I trust your great grandmother. I do too. I do too, ultimately. Well, thank you so much for coming back to the show.

Oh my God. I want to come back every day. I know. Such a light. You're the funniest person. Thank you. That's my God about you. Literally, if I had comedy idols, you'd be one of them.

Catherine O'Hara and you. And that's my truth. Wow, big shoes. I love her. Sorry. Well, I have to, just in a moment, of Seriness for a sec, I really do think you are so incredible and I think

you're so special and I'm so glad that you are on the rise that you're on right now and it's so deserved and it's going to be amazing. I literally think everyone is so lucky to have you. You're a fucking poof. Thank you so much. Unless I find out that I like her. Believe that. Believe that. Unless that and then

in that case, my career is in the death. Well, you know what? I have your back. Thank you. I'll back your lie. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I'll back. When I meet her, telling everyone that I lied. She sees this. She goes, what the hell? I'm a genius.

Well, you know she's a huge fan of the comments. Well, of course. She's coming next. We know that, obviously. But thank you so much for coming back. I love you. I love you. You're the best.

You're the best. Please tell everyone where they can find you in your many, many projects that you're in. Oh, my God. Find me at Owen Thiel. At Owen Thiel, T-H-I-E-L-E. Weird spelling. I know. Weird to say.

TikTok, Instagram, everything. And then watch adults. It's on Hulu. It comes out. summer. We don't know the exact date, but we will soon. And overcompetating comes out in fall. Very exciting. I fucking love you. You're the best. Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode. Thank you so much to my amazing guest. Owen Thiel. Make sure you all follow him and check out all of his many, many accolades. He's in so many shows and so many movies. Oh my God. It's so

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