The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - THE ART OF POPPING P*SSY Ft. Rico Nasty | The Comment Section Ep. 85

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

Video available on Spotify. This week, Drew is joined by the one and only Rico Nasty to unpack popping p*ssy as an art form. They talk about why bird mating science doesn't apply to humans despite what some men on the Internet will tell you, why Rico loves Top Golf, refusing to drive a car in LA, kegels, Albert Einstein gets roasted, and so much more! Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Rico: IG / TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Shop Ultima on Amazon or in store at Target and Whole Foods Market. You ever been to Top Golf? That place sucks. So sorry. I'm sick. I'm sick of y'all lying. I'm raising a boy and he likes top golf. So leave us alone because, yeah, I go to top golf. And what the fuck else you're going to say about it, huh? I go to top golf. I go to laser tag. I go to fucking golf carton.

That's fun. What's a go carton? That's fun. I've done that. Can't do it with braids. No. You see some wicked shit. Hey, everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comments section show starring me, your favorite, again, And once again, nobody cares about me. I say that joke every time, but it gets worse with every episode. You guys don't give a fuck about me anymore.

Anyways, I'll save that for my therapist. On to the guest. Today we have the amazing, the iconic, the legendary RICO nasty. Welcome. Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm so happy to have you. Wait, hold on.

I'm going to address the elephant in the room. Not me. That's a joke men make. Every time I say that, they're like, you're the real elephant. Are you serious? Yeah, every time. It's not a good joke. You're telling me, bitch.

But I will say I knew RICO was going to dress so fucking cool. So I decided to dress not cool, but cottage core. Yeah, Pilgrim. Pilgrim vibes. Those are my vibes today. Yes. Yes. I'm so happy to have you.

I like you. Thank you. I'm obsessed with you. I'm a little bit nervous. I'm not going to lie. Why are you so nervous? Because you roast so well. You roast unbelievably well.

And I'm from the DMV and we like to roast all the time. So I'm just surprised you're not from there. I think you're like the funniest person. and ever. Thank you. I can't wait to rest today. That's such an honor to hear from you. I've been a fan for so long. No fucking way. That's crazy. I was like really excited when I saw you followed me. I was like, period.

I actually followed you during a really crazy. Yeah, well, during the time when the Neanderthals were like, ah. Yeah, it was pretty bad. They were all over me. But you, you, you, you got me through it. I felt real like, like, you know, like Godzilla gets like dropped off almost and then it was like, ah,

like, just like that was me. I got dropped off like into TikTok. That's their That's their fault. And you know what I love about it, though? I just love how every time I see a video and they're talking shit, I know. I just know you're going to do it. You're going to do it. I laugh as they're doing it to themselves.

I laugh. I say, oh, she's going to get you. She's going to get your ass. Just like, she's going to get your ass and you're going to be like, what do they do? Yeah, and every time it's very like, why would she do this to me? And it's like, well, because I wanted to, honestly. But there's also a pattern. Yeah, I think so.

I mean, they never really own up to it, but they do get very mad at me for following it. It's kind of like, you know, if you really wanted to, like, be a clown, I'll give you the stage. I'll pitch the tank, give you the nose. Give you the crowd. Take the stage, babe. Let's see it. Come on. They don't really like, at that point, they're kind of like, oh, she's just a bully.

I'm nervous now. Yeah, even that's not funny. I've even said I'm like, I am a bully. I bully men all the time for a living, actually. Do you have any brothers? I do. I have a younger brother. Wow.

I like that. Yeah. I have a younger brother. I have a dad. I have a boyfriend. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Then they think they're like,

she hates men. She doesn't have men. And then you're like with your man like. And my man is objectively good looking. Oh, yeah. And they're like, well, I'm, short circuit.

I'm not supposed to talk about my man. So we're not going to talk about that. That's fine. We can talk about mine. Let's talk about him. What's his sign? He's a Libra. He's a Libra.

He's a Libra. I can't really talk shit about them. Not many on my shit list. I mean, for him. him, I think he's a good balance to me because I'm a Virgo. Oh. Yeah. So I'm like, when I say that, everyone's like, that makes sense.

Yeah. You're like so mean. No. That and me being someone, they get that too. What? You being a Virgo doesn't make you mean. It's just like a receipt keeping. I do know a mean Virgo, actually.

Virgo women are very mean. No, that's a compliment. The men are mean. Just like Beyonce. I like mean. I like mean women. Me too. It's something about it that's like, yeah, do that shit.

Because people are too nice. I agree. Especially women. Yeah, even me sometimes. I feel like I'm too nice. So when I see a girl being me and I say, ooh, bring her over here so I can learn a trick. How do you say no? What's your son?

I'm a tourist. I love tourist women. Really? I get along with tourist women very well. We're good balance. You know, I just cooked for my friends yesterday. Love that for you. And I'm going to start doing that a lot more getting into my tourist habits.

Yeah, your energy. Yeah. Because right now I'm just the tourist that is stubborn. I'm very stubborn. I'm in my stubborn era in my nothing moves me era Well then what do you mean you don't You need to learn how to say no

Sounds like you know No No? You don't think so? I still do stuff I don't want to do What the hell's going on? And that's what's crazy Because I'm like so Fuck it, fuck everything

And then I Go do some shit that I don't want to do It's like all right yeah fine I'll do it Yeah What's wrong with you? So you're in your cooking era You're trying to get in your home cooking era Yeah I am

My kids getting older And McDonald's just won't suffice What kind of foods Is he super into? You know, like seafood bulls. Rich. He like going to Nobu. Rich.

He really, really loves like seabass, cauliflower. Love that. Tuna fish and peas. I put the tuna fish and peas together. And then sometimes, like, I'll just keep McDonald's in the fridge for, like, a day or two. And then I let him fuck that shit up because he liked McDonald's and, like, we don't got McDonald's money. So, like, we got to save it. Like, if it's a fry left in a bag, I'll put it in the fridge and make sure we eat it.

like, liar. No, that's for real. I believe you. I believe you. Whatever you say, I'm going to believe you. His favorite food is tacos. His favorite food is tacos. That's his real favorite food.

Yeah. I love that you're in your home cooking era. I don't really cook much. You don't? No. You look like your food would be good, though. Yeah, probably. I mean, I can make basics.

I can make, like, chicken and rice. If you come from, like, a big family, do your family cooks a lot. Yeah, but even in someone culture, like the men cook, primarily. So like my man cooks. That's his gender role. He's adhering to it. I like that. Because I mean, you're supposed

to be hunting that shit. So at least you can do. He prefers to cook. He thinks I'm like a liability. Which I disagree. I've sent some shit on fire too. That's what I'm saying. Why would you even want me in the kitchen? I just don't want to be in there anyways. So like that works out for me. It's just like me being a passenger prince of.

I look you do it for my kid. Like I will, I want to do those. that mashed potato lava mountain. Oh, I've seen that with the gravy in the middle. I like doing shit like that. Like if you've seen like my lunches and stuff, I make like little weird, happy little creatures,

but I'm not making no gourmet shit. Yeah, I'm sure as hell not. That's for fucking sure. I make my parents come and then they cook and then I make them cook a lot to last us. I'm like, who wants dinner? Oh, you're a baller. I would rather do that than cook, but that's like my.

I only pay for dinner if the drinks real good. I see. Like if they drinks real good and I'm feeling. it like it's hitting i'm like i'm i'm paying i love yon niggas i'm paying everybody you feel me but if the drinks is weak i'm looking at everybody like you better send me um 20 you're like i'll venmo you for venmo requests for 25 bucks that's good make sure them drinks is hitting y'all are you a passenger princess do you like to drive or do you i can't drive you can't i can't i can not legally so i have my license and all of that but i'm not really a good driver oh by choice or just i just

am not that person oh i feel i like to smoke weed I like to chill. I feel that. And it's like too much going on. It's like a car here. Someone's turning. There could be children in this car. There's an ambulance.

There's like signs and signals. And then the lines on the street, who has time to do that? There's too many things happening. Too many things happening. And I refuse to do it. Oh, you know what? Good for you. I'm with you on that.

I can't do it. I'm like, my boyfriend prefers to drive. So I'm like, period. I really, you know what? You need to like take him. Go to build a bear work. workshop, get the new update, clearly, register him in so they can like copy him because there's a lot of people that need it.

Just start turning him out. This is insane. Like, that's not fair. Where does someone like? Hello, it's your boy. So maybe maybe date a Polynesian guy. Oh, I love Polynesian sauce. I love Polynesian sauce.

From Chick-Flay. Yeah. It's not Polynesian at all, but I love the name. I hate when they do that. You know General Soz is not real? Oh, General So's. I went to China. They said, girl, what the fuck is that?

That's like Fetuccini-Alfredo, like in Italy. That doesn't exist. Yeah, no. So they're like, we don't have Fetuccini-Alfredo, like, if they can tell you're American. We don't have that here. Well, it's good to know that Americans know that the Paulinians got the sauce regardless. You know, they put it in some way shit before him. Damn, that joke was right in front of me and I missed it.

You know, they got the source. Yeah, that's a great joke. I wish I thought of that. You need to send me a link. Send me some profiles. Be my dating app. Like, what's up? Like, let's go.

Oh, yeah, about Polynesians. You need to start a dating app. Me personally? Yeah, you need to start a dating app for men. So they can stop being so sad. Yeah, even with men, like, as soon as they identify. Oh, you know what you should start? You should start an app that can catch men cheating.

Like, it's like a girl, a bad bitch. She hops in the NDAs. And she's like, hey boy, how you doing? And the girl can see if they reply. I've caught someone cheating before. Not on me. Well, not necessarily on me. I like was the other woman.

Oh, my gosh. God. It was pretty horrible. I said, ooh, I did it. Yeah, but then I went around him and I convinced her to leave him, so that was my revenge. As you fucking should. Yeah. They think they're so slick.

Yeah, they swear. They think they're so slick. Well, first of all, he was older than, he was like five or six years older than me and didn't have any social media at all. Red flag. What are you? Jason Bourne? Red flag when a guy doesn't have social media. Don't believe him.

He has a fake page. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, you have something and you're inviting it from me. It's insane. You just. You know what's so funny, too. It was like I was so desperate to find something because I just knew something was off. And I like paid money to this like newspaper website.

You know, sometimes you have to subscribe. I literally subscribed so I could read something about him so I could find another last name so I could look it up. And you found him? I found his profile that he swear he didn't have. I ended up finding it because he told me a different last name. Oh, let's flip the fucking rolls. Let's get into lady time, bro. Wait a minute.

Have you ever had a guy hack your eye cloud? Have my eye cloud? Yeah, hack it. Oh, hack it. You know how you hack it. No. How do you do that? Oh, my God.

This is it crazy. A man's done that to you? Bro, yeah. That's crazy. How did you get in there? So you go and Apple and you can just go to your sentence. You can add somebody else's iCloud. You can add your eye cloud.

Oh, like another authorized person. Yeah, on the phone. Yeah. And then like all your messages. So he's like spying? We'll start going to that phone. Damn. What?

That's crazy. Okay, well, I support women using that, not men. Yeah. You guys are sneaky little batches. Wait, I think now that you say that about the text thing, I think I have seen a TikTok about that. Yeah, it's a girl said she like had done it because she had a feeling and it was.

Oh, not she had done it. No, no, no, like she had a feeling her boyfriend was cheating and she like did it because she's a smart girl. She's a smart girl. Yeah, intuition, you know. Yeah, it's a scary feeling. I mean, I ended up, I, he told me that. I said, I'm out.

When you said no social media, I was like, I don't believe you. I'm going to go search. Plus, if they never want to see in the daylight, that's kind of a bad sign, too. So that was my one where, you know, like, every girl has one where they just, like, all the red flags are so glaring and they're huge and you just close your eyes. That was my one. That was my one. I take that.

I took this. I have a theory that, like, I have to meet you in the daytime in order to consider you cool because people are super cool at nighttime. Yeah. They're always so cool at night. And then, like, during the day time, they're weird as fuck. You can, like, see them for who they are. And it's like weird.

It's like, oh, you're like a fucking shrimp out of a shell or something. Like a turtle with no-row. Yeah, it's like weird. Shrimps don't have shells. They do. No, they don't. Kind of. Well, those little things you crack off of them.

So I guess, yeah, because you're just a little noodle shrimp. That's a good rule to have, actually. Yeah, I always judged by that. And nine times out of ten, if you meet a guy at night and he's super cool, you meet him during the day, he's so fucking corny. It's like, was I on crack last night or what? Like, what happened? Did I sniff meth or you're like? I'm not sure.

I know I like did I did a work thing recently and a guy that I used to like date casually back in the day like years ago was working the event and I just ran into him. And you're like, whoa. And I was like, oh my God. When I saw it. Like what was I on? Yeah. If I could have, I would have pretended I didn't know him, but I had no choice. I have a few people that I look at like that.

And I say, girl, you were. I mean, the most fucked up part is my boyfriend. was like, dude, come on. I was like, you know what? Oh shit. First of all, you shut up. No, there's nothing worse. First of all, he didn't look like that six years ago, okay?

First of all. It was in his prime. Yeah. God damn. First of all. Bro looks like fucking, yeah, no, it's fucking sad. Honestly, yeah, we're at that age where you run into guys that were like super, super hot.

And it's like, whoa. Yeah. I had a kid. Bitch you look like you live 40 lives. Look at what the fuck. I saw him. I was like, oh. drinking lean you know what's so crazy is like you know when I saw him like I obviously had to

introduce my boyfriend to him which is just weird and awkward and I was like oh we went to college together and then he's like yeah college oh god you shut up don't teach your fuck first of all shut the fuck up you know I don't you know who you talk to I don't know her I can't I can't ever I can't ever introduce old and new because I have that meg in the stallion line stuck in my head what is it he tried to hollowing you ain't looking please stop shaking his hand man, bro. Fuck. Because you, I guess he's going to be like, so or something, true.

So don't even talk to them. Don't even correlate. We ain't even doing that. Don't even talk to him? And you're going to talk to him. And they don't want to y'all talk to me. Yeah. As far as I know, like, there's like, there's like 20 versions of me, and you had one of them

and she's dead. I killed her. You fucked me. You fucked the old, buddy. Yeah, exactly. She's gone. Don't know her. She's dead.

She's dead. Yeah. Because where I pop my pussy is nobody's business. Exactly. You know what I'm saying. I can pop my pussy right now. And who's to say you aren't? And what are you going to do?

What are you going to do about it? You're going to sit here and watch. Exactly. They're going to admire it. And that's the topic of our episodes today. We're talking about the art of popping pussy. What would you say is like your favorite time to pop your puss? After I've done everything I needed to do for the day.

There you go. A celebratory popping puss. Celebratory. An accomplished one. Exactly. It's like a champagne toast. It's productive. It's productive.

It's a celebratory situation. We're not, you know. And I do it every night. So what's the way with that? We got to celebrate life. Yeah, exactly. It's like kegles or like take your birth control every night. My best he told me about those things.

Kegels? I don't know if they're for real. I don't know if they're for real. Yeah. Sometimes I think those are like fairy tales that men made up and they've like made us. But I do. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.

because, you know, I feel like a little grip because that's what the Kegu is. Teach you how to grip on command. But it's supposed to keep it tight. So if you gripping on Kemen, I don't know, I think they like that. But it's not about what they like. It's more so about like the control, the power of like, oh my God, the pussy is a muscle and I can like, that's crazy.

That's insane. Women in STEM, honestly. Women in fucking STEM. I'm building a robot arm at home. That's what the invention of Kegel's was. They have robot arm. Yeah, absolutely. You're going to be able to open.

in a jar with that thing. There you go. Pop it right off. I'm going to fucking take it to a show and hold their hands with it. That's your meat and greet photos. Oh my fuck. And they would eat it up too.

They would. They would love that. Your fans would love that. They're all for a little cyborg. They like that shit. For a little like a little freaky shit. Women and STEM. Yeah.

A lot of freaky shit goes on. I bet. Mm-hmm. I could tell by the hair. Yeah. A lot of crazy shit goes on. They're a little. You know what?

Fun fact, a fan made this wig. It's fucking sick, honestly. Her name's Ashton. It's beautiful. I hope I'm saying it right. The color is so sick. Yeah, she did that. She gave it to me out of show.

That's so nice. They're so funny. They come with the fucking wighead. They say, Rick, oh, I said, what? You brought this in a fucking over? They brought the whole wig head? The whole wig head, a wig cap. They got to give you the illusions.

Yes. They're like, well, it looks weird if I just bring it a bag of hair. They take their card to the bottom. They're like, don't fucking lose this. And don't not tag me. Ashton. That's fucking cool. Yeah, I love my fans.

You're creative. Yeah, that's so awesome. My fans are so sweet. They love me so much. And sometimes they say things that I'm like, okay. I also feel like love. Oh, girl, mine too. Like when they see me and I have on like regular fucking shoes and I'm like three feet shorter.

You're like, I thought you were going to be taller. It's almost like meeting Wizard of Oz. Yeah. And he's not what you expected. That's how they look at me. They're like, oh, so. Hell of. I thought you would be taller.

I thought you would be smaller. It was weird. What the fuck do you want me to be? What the fuck do you want me to be? I get the opposite. They're like, wow, you're so much bigger

than I thought you were going to be. And I'm like, okay, that word was a choice. So thank you for that. And then they always tell me I'm like much better looking in person, which I'm like,

oh yeah. They tell me that too. They tell me that too. You're honestly such a fuck on online, but like I'm shocked that you're being in person. I love the way you're honestly scared of shit out. You look like the exorcist. You don't even look like the grudge.

Well, I saw you online, I said, oof. And I saw you in person, I was like, wow, she's actually pretty. I really love her. I see the hype. Yeah. Yeah, I hate those compliments. I hate those.

They made me go home and, like, when I wipe off my makeup and say, oh. They're real humbling. They for sure are. Yeah. But obviously, you know what I was thinking about? I was like, I would rather it be that way than the opposite. Yeah. Like, I photograph well, but when they see me in life, they're like, put it back.

Yeah, that's kind of scary. Put that thing back where she came from. You know what I mean? Also help me. I'm glad you got that reference. Not many people get that. reference oh my god that's insane they gotta get that reference they got to get that reference but they have to yeah the internet is weird they it's so weird how they pick it pick certain things for

everybody like everybody has a fucking thing that there's something wrong with them yeah i mean you've been i know you've been in the industry for a while like in the music industry but obviously online too like have you seen the music industry shift or change oh hell yeah like ticot and anything like you know i feel like you're one of the few artists that embrace this tic ticot i was wearing Spikes. They called me weird. Yeah. And now everybody's Rar's there. Like they literally, I was the weirdest, I was pineapple head. I was fucking, oh my God, it was like literal dumbasses. And then like, they didn't see the vision.

They'll never see the vision. Even now I do shit. And I was like, oh, you don't see the vision. But, you know, you bitches will take it eventually. I don't really. 10 years from now. You know, three years from now, two years from now. Someone else is going to do it. Yeah. And it'll be okay. Wow. So innovative. But I think that that's, that's like, I think that's the game. That's how the game goes. So you just have to keep, just keep doing you and keep evolving. And it just becomes like, who really cares

at that point. But yeah, like, in the beginning, I used to be like, what the fuck is going on? I'm doing something wrong just because I want to dress different. Like, I'm not hurting nobody. I'm not fucking killing nobody. I'm not, I'm not reping a gang that I don't belong to. I'm not hoading guns that don't belong to me. My guns belong to me. That's a big thing for the bitches.

Like, these is my guns. Like, I'm on some, you know what I think I'm popping shit. Like, but then the nicks like, no. Like you're weird and you're trying to be this, you're trying to be that. I'm like, okay. And then everybody else do it. And it's like, oh, you like it. That is very true.

It just means I was right. And I like that because I'm always right. Me. Virgo Core. I'm always right. It never fails. I swear to God, I just, what did we just do? Two weeks ago, I don't even know if I'm allowed to talk about this.

That's how right I be. Two weeks ago, I said I was going to do something. What happened this week? We're doing it. Now what? I can't go wrong. That's literally me, Core. I love being right. Oh, I love it. Tickles me pink.

Me too. You know what I mean? When I get that, it's like it scratches a very particular part of my brain. I don't need anything other than that. To always be right. Yeah. And even when I'm not right, I probably still was. Yeah, low key. That's even weird. You know what's so funny? I was like telling my boyfriend, like, because I was nominated for a streamie and I went to the streamies on Sunday.

It's like a silly little like award show for like creators. And my boyfriend kept saying like, like I was in one. one particular category and I kept going, oh, it's creator of the year. And he goes, no, I'm pretty sure it's breakout. And I was like so convinced. I was like, no, you're wrong. Like, you're literally wrong. Like, I was like so convicted. Like, that's how I was talking. I was like, you're literally wrong. Like, what are the odds you know when I don't? I'm literally nominated. He was like, he was like, he was like, I told you. And I go, well, like, technically I was kind of talking about that because if you really think about it, they're kind of the same.

They're not. They're not the same at all. Me defending myself because I was so fucking wrong. I'm like, all right. You know, you get this one. You get this one. And hundreds of others. Sometimes when I'm, yeah, when we get too excited about stuff, we're like, no, no, no, no, no, trust me. I know. I remember this because I'm excited. And then I'm embarrassed.

And then I have to make excuses. And I'm like, well, you confuse me because you use two different words. So wait, you had to go up there and say, like, given an acceptance speech? Well, no, I didn't win. Guys, spoiler alert, I didn't win. Honestly, who did one? I love her to death, so I'm happy for her. Okay.

She's like my actual friend, so I love her. Okay, cool. But I didn't win, but I did present and it was cool. I've never gone to those. things. Really? Ever? I think I went to like one.

Yeah. Like a Beetsy Award. Yeah. But I don't. I don't indulge. You don't enjoy it? I just went once. So I just don't indulge.

I'm always busy when they're doing them. And then it's old. Let's talk about this. I always like go through a fake depression when this happened. So I'm always booked when they do awards and stuff. And then my fans are like, why aren't you all the awards? They thumb you. And I'm like, I'm bitch.

I'm doing something else. Yeah. So yeah. But I don't know. When I did go. it was so awkward for me. Yeah. They're not very like...

But you do the red carpet stuff and you're like good at that. Like you're very personable and stuff. But I'll just be like, hey. Hello. Well, they just want to look at you anyways. Oh, that's so weird. They're happy to see you there. Oh my gosh.

They're happier you're participating. And you show up. I think that's a good thing. Yeah. With me, because I'm like a dickhead on the internet, like they don't go fuck about me. Like they'll invite me. But like they're like, you're going to wait tables, bitch. Like get here early.

Walk in the sun. and then valet some cars, make yourself fucking... Oh, please fucking stop. They put me to fucking work, bitch. Like, when you show up, it's like, everyone's excited. When I show up, they're like... Any bad bitch that has TikTok on their phone knows about you, and we use you to get our confidence up

when we feel bad, so just know that. Like, whenever we want to rip a guy to shreds, I'm going to your page. When I want to laugh, when somebody with a cock just piss me off, I'm going right to your page. And I'm going to say, hmm, let's see what she has to say. And chances are I found them most times. Honestly, you know why?

I did almost too good of a job. up the streets on TikTok. Yeah. I almost did too good of a job. There's not many anymore. No, there's not very many. Some people are like... That can slip through the cracks.

Yeah, they're like... Well, yeah, a lot of them have gotten the good sense to, like, block me ahead of time now. They block me ahead of time or they like... They just, like, make content that's not outwardly bigoted, but it's like that underlying shit now. They're just... They're trying to move the goalpost, so I can't see him.

But I'm like a drug dog. I'll sniff it out. Do they have stuff to say about you popping your pussy since you're supposed to hate men so much? Yeah, yeah. actually one man made a whole, it was honestly like a fan fiction. Like he made this whole like like idea of who I was and why I became this way. And like honestly, he had me hooked.

I watched the whole thing. It was like three and a half minutes long. And I was like, okay, well, none of that's true. But that's very interesting that you came up with all that lore. The thing pieces are so good. Yeah. Because I always think we don't have a dad. Yeah, that, I get that fatherless behavior.

I get that all the time. I love my dad. Me too. It's my best friend. Well, honestly, my dad is like the reason why I like. Don't give a fuck so much. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

That's why I'm mean, honestly. Because I've seen what men are capable of. Exactly. It's not working over here. Not going for that. Mm-mm. Yeah. So even my dad, like, my dad tells me to be meaner.

And I'm like, I don't know if I can. I started getting taken down a lot, like, my videos and stuff. So I was emptying the clip a little too much. My bad. My bad. They always try to take the videos down when you're speaking that. Yeah, all the time. Yeah.

Men are like, oh, she's so mean. I'm like, you know, I'm like, so? I thought you guys were men. Stuffing up. You thought you were like big, big, strong men. For men who swear that like women care so much about what men think, they seem to really care what I think. Insanely. Yeah, they really are interested in what I have to say.

Well, I think because you have hot takes. And I think like you said, you're never necessarily wrong. So, you know, the delivery can be a little bit like jarring and like, oh, fuck, she's attacking. But then when you take away all of the obvious comebacks because a person was being a fucking asshole, these are like straight facts. It's like bar after bar after bar. So it's like, damn, I want to know.

I would want to know more too. Yeah. One time I made a video about this guy, like he, well, he made a horrible video about me. It was like very racist and very fat vote because awful. And then he tagged me. And he was like, I don't care if you see this. That was the caption.

I said, okay, I'm going to hold you to that. I'm gonna hold you to that Hold on to that You don't care I was like let's see Let's see if you still feel that way After I'm done yeah So then I made a whole video

And then he lost his fucking mind Like he made like so many videos about me And like one of the jokes The way you're stroking your hair Because it's so funny He made so many videos about me Because he's a fucking idiot And it's like

That's just another day Another dollar you know For me not them They make no money off TikTok I do Yeah But then I made a joke I said that he looked like I said he looked like

I said he looked like like an O-Linman at a D3 school that didn't play, right? Which, like, he was like a big white dude. And it's so fucking funny because he, in his like panic spin, like when he was making a bunch of videos trying to like be like, why would she dog pile me like this? Like, all this kind of shit. He had mentioned being an athlete. He was like, well, yeah, I play at this school. I was right. He literally was like at a D3 school. He was an O-Linman and he had no stats for the year before I was right. I said, damn, bitch, I shot in the dark and I still hit you. That's crazy.

I'm always right. She's a witch. I'm literally so I'm literally always right. Are you not going to at least congratulate me that I was right? Oh my God, I didn't even have to do research. I said, bitch, my eyes were closed and I still gave you.

You're always right. When you're like, I guarantee you ladies, when you see this man, after I tell you what he did, I'm pretty sure you can already get the gist of what he looks like. And they're always fucking what. Bald.

Every time. Or balding. Or balding actively. Or balding. And I think that is so crazy because that's a stressful thing. There was this trend that went around for a while because I had posted an ad. I did like a brand deal. And it was literally just reminding people with uteruses to like get their pap smears.

That's it. That was the brand deal. You know the video? But I was like doing that. Yeah. She's not pat ready. I wasn't pet ready. I wasn't pet ready.

That video is so fucking funny. My like brand deal was basically encouraging them to go get their pap smears. Like go get your thing checked. Right. And so then like. That's your thing. Like a year later, a literal year later, in the video, I put like videos of me working out. And I was just like, oh, yeah, like, you know, I'm taller than most men.

I might as well work on being stronger than them too. That's what I said in the video. I got paid for the brand deal. A year later, like one fucking lunghead finds it and was like, this bitch isn't even strong. And then they start this trend where they're like, they're literally showing my deadlift video. And then they're like, this fucking fuck this fat bitch. Like, look how much I deadlift. which like if you deadlift more than me it's just like proving it it doesn't make sense it's not funny

it doesn't make sense but like i like couldn't stop laughing because i'm like that video is literally about getting your pap smears like you're literally encouraging cervical health like you guys are so fucking dumb it's crazy you guys are so fucking dumb you guys are so dumb you guys are so dumb like you look for something so hard that you're not even listening that's all i was like you guys don't even know where that video came from do you know the video that you're talking about because when i saw it i was like why is she talking? I was laughing so hard because I was like I cannot believe how fucking stupid you are like you're literally encouraging cervical health like like cervical cancer awareness. Like please listen. Watch the whole thing before you make this fucking video. And then I saw this guy,

I saw this kid do it. It's like obviously it's dead and gone now the trend is like over. But like sometimes I'll get a random like 18 year old boy that's like I'm going to make fun of this fatty. And so he like does the same trend. And then I saw this. one guy and he was like I saw him I said I what he looked like and I'm like dude you know what like if I looked like that I'd hate me too shit what the fuck I'd be mad at God if I looked like that and I came across me and I was supposed to be the big strong yeah yeah and I was like and he was balding already and he was 20 no and I was like you look like that at 20 you didn't take some vitamins poo they don't got no love in their life no or hugs nothing I was like you look like you look

that at 20 shit I'd hate me to I feel bad I feel bad for like I empathize with them yeah I feel bad for the fucking lame sometimes I'm just like this is so sad for you like I'm like you're a big fuggo too buddy yeah and I feel like maybe you know that that's like so mad go big fuggo you know what I mean they fucking swear sometimes I write their material for them it's not fair I like big fuggo can I use that this home absolutely please do they are big fuggos put me as a co-writer on there yeah We need your laugh on there, bro. Oh, perfect. It's so fucking iconic.

Period. I'm telling you, man. These men, they fucking suck. It's so sad for them. They don't have anybody. I know, and I have to be the one to tell them all the time. It's a real bummer. Yeah, where is their mother?

I don't know. I wonder about that. I once had one mom, like, comment on my video. Defending her kid? Yeah, she was defending him. Oh, oh, no. But his video was honestly very, very, very bad. Like, his video was like T.

For those of you listening or watching. He was making a joke about, like, sexually assaulting a special needs girl. That was, like, the joke. And his mother stepped in to defend him. Yeah, like, I ripped him a new asshole, like, from the fucking back. I, like, ripped it all the way to the front. And then he deleted everything, like, his whole account. And then his mom came on my video and was basically saying, like, like, I get it.

Like, the joke wasn't funny, but, like, you went too far and you're bullying my son online. And then I said, maybe if you did your job as a fucking. parent, I wouldn't have to discipline him myself, you fucking bitch. Yeah. Like, get the fuck off my page depending on. How could you talk about something like that and say maybe the joke? That was not.

She's like, oh, I get it wasn't funny. That's not what I said. He needs to be in therapy. He needs to get some help. That's what I said. I did not say he wasn't funny. I said his eyes were too close together. That's what I said.

That's honestly, that's just the state of the world. Yeah. Everybody feels so attacked when they get embarrassed that they completely lose sight of what they actually did. Yeah, well then I'm thinking like, because you do things like that is why he acts that way. Like he feels Be clean up, crew. Yeah, well, and you're

just like making excuses for him. He's 18 years old so he can fight an award but he can't get made fun of online. That is not a child. That is not a child. That's what I'm saying. By legal standards, he's not a child. I was living on my own. Been jumped off. Well, I'll tell you what I wasn't doing, I wasn't making jokes like that. Yeah, no. When I was 18 years old, so.

Under anyone's... I wasn't making them ever. Circumstances, yeah. Literally nothing about that is funny. So that's why I was like, girl, go to hell, bitch, and take him with you. When are the fuck? Okay. When did people feel so comfortable saying crazy shit online?

I don't know, man. Because I remember it was one point where it was like super like, don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean. It was like anti-cyberbullying a little bit. Yeah. And out of nowhere. It just took a turn and everyone's, you know, it's low-key like negative as fuck.

It is. It can be very, very toxic. Like, which is why. Which is another reason why I think. think people like like my platform is because like I don't give a fuck about their feelings. Like I'm prioritizing the feelings of the people that are hurting, not the people I'm talking about. And men really hate that. They hate not being prioritized in every facet of my life. Oh yeah, don't they? They fucking hate when you know. I literally said a joke. I was like a man could never talk to me

again and it would be like too soon. You know what I mean? Like literally never like if men never spoke to me again like that would be the best life ever. And they were like how would you ever like, you know men built the roads and built the buildings and they invented the internet girl who's to say we didn't men took credit for shit they never did so many times I've seen a couple bad bitches build couches

before so I really don't care uh I've seen bitches move whole apartment have you ever seen that thing that Albert We get you to fuck up out of here Like Albert Einstein his wife like did most of his work for him and she just never got credit because she's a woman

You know why she didn't get credit because she didn't do his fucking hair. Let's be fucking for real. Like, speaking of bald. Speaking of bald. She got at least. She was too busy doing the math, women in STEM. She's too busy. She's like, I'm doing the math. You're losing hair.

This is really uneven. Like, this is a really unfair partnership. I like Albert Einstein. Are there any men that you do like? My boyfriend. My dad. And your brother? My brother, yeah. I'm trying to think. There are a few men that I've met like in, that are in the creator space too. That you're like okay you're cool. Yeah they're like really nice. A lot of them are afraid of me to be to be fair, which I think like they have to be on their best behavior around you.

And I think honestly a little fear never hurt anybody. Yeah, I like that because I like a little touch of fear. That's okay. You guys can fear me. That's cool. Some of them are genuinely like afraid of me. Some as they should be. They've made videos saying like I was like totally kidding in my video. Like you don't need to tag her. I really do like her video. That's what I. Last that's that's should I do like I like to see that pussy yeah popping pussy okay speaking of popping pussy let's get back to the topic right so we're going to be talking about basically the art of popping pussy like we said but on a deeper level like kind of like I think we've really turned popping pussy into a whole different thing it can mean a whole host of things yeah but a lot of men don't

like jokes like that, especially when women talk about, like, sexual liberation in any kind. Yeah. And they have a lot to say about women who are sexually liberated, which is hilarious to me. Pretty disgusting. I feel like men just constantly talking about things they don't understand. I also feel like it's a situation where they're jealous. Of not being able to pop their own pussies? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel that. I mean, what's their form of twerking or any type of release other than fucking? They're just so fucking barbaric Like it's just like Oh, who, oh, sex, sex, sex, sex Like we have like so many things That we like to do And things for fun

Yeah, like we do painting sips And like, you know what I mean? We paint our nails and shit Y'all nakes throw balls around Like Different shapes and shit Like and I'm looking dead at a guy As I said it is like

Y'all are like, you know Just in the 1700s Big sports guys Lucky, yeah Yeah When I went to They have no releases. And that's why they're mad because we have, we have pop and pussy.

We have painting sips. We have girls' nights out. Yep. We have mom nights out. We have lingerie. Like, niggas don't have lingerie. I mean, like, you could. Rihanna tried.

She gave y'all boxers. Not enough of you were wearing them. I'm disappointed. Y'all are not on your sexy time. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. skincare. Like, men are just now getting into skincare. You ashy motherfuckers.

They've really, that's disgusting. They've unlocked something. Like, I, I am scared for them. Like, I hear men talk about skincare now, and this is no shame. But I had them like, yeah, let's just love my skincare. I love it so much. And I'm just like, no, you don't. Do you really love skincare?

I think about that. What steps are, what are the steps in what you're doing? Do you even know what the fuck you're doing? It's like one of those. Are you just putting on creams because your ex-girlfriend left, these creams at your house. And now you're just wearing it to spite her because she told you to put on your face. Or they say it online to like get women to like fall on over them.

They're like, oh, protect this one. Protect this one. Show me your fucking steps because I'm pretty sure you're not doing it right. I'm like, show me where were you on January 6? That's what I want to know. You're not using. Who'd you vote for in 2016? That's what I'm trying to hear.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you vote at all? I don't like asking those questions. Can you imagine? You don't like asking those questions? He's super hot and he didn't vote. That's the first thing I asked.

Go to hell. I get it out the way real quick. You do? Yeah, hell yeah. Absolutely. Like, when I first started doing my boyfriend, like, we went to, like, a lunch, right? So we were sitting at lunch, and my sister's gay. So I was like, so my sister's a lesbian.

Thoughts on that? You have any particular thoughts that you want to share with me about that? That was, like, one of the first things I said, and he was like, cool. And I was like, yeah. First test passed. Yeah. Got to get it out the way. Like, literally before they even brought me water.

I was like so my sister is gay. Thoughts on that? No? I didn't think so. Don't ask what side she's on either. I hate when they do that. What side you're on? Yeah, they're like...

They don't know enough about gay sex to know anything about them. They always ask. They don't know enough about straight sex. No, no, no, no, because I'm by. And they be like, what kind of girls do you like? You like, the girlie or the boy kind? I'm like, bitch, what the fuck are you talking about? First of all, what are you being?

Casual homophobia? Crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm like, you are... To say like, you like the girl kind or the... Like, what's the fuck are you saying? Fucking third grade.

What if I killed you with a gun right now? How about that? Stop. They're not going to like that. They build those things. What the fuck is that? That's such an insane question to ask. Any girl that's by knows what I'm talking about.

They always do that shit. And it's like... They fetishize you. They think if you give them a certain answer, it's like, oh, I have a better chance. It's like, no, either way. Like, you're fucking gross. They fetishize real quick. It gets creepy real fast.

It gets creepy. It's, yeah. Real fast. With, like, my friends that are lesbians, it gets real creepy. Well, I can. No. Maybe that's because you've never been with a guy that. No, I don't want to do that.

Well, if you were the last man on earth, I would probably kill myself instead of being with you. So what does that tell you about how I feel by you? Doesn't that tell you you don't stand a chance anymore? Even if I was into men, it would never be in. Do you want me to jump into oncoming traffic? It's a room. I will in front of you. I don't want to be with you.

There's like this meme I saw on Twitter and it's like all these TikTok guys and they're like, you know, they're doing that weird shit where they're like all topless together and they're filming themselves. You know, they put on an audio and they're just like posing. And then someone's like that guy who tweeted it was like, you go in a room and we're all in there what you doing kind of thing. They're all white dudes, right? Tie you up in torture. Someone retweeted it and they're like killing myself in front of you to alter the trajectory. of your lives. And I was like, real.

Repost. I love. So I have this thing where like, you know, if I. So fucked up. But like, yeah, that's how I feel a lot of times. Men will do that to you. They'll drive you to that point. Yeah.

And the crick part is you're being serious. Some men, like, even when I was younger, like, I would tell men, like, to their face. That's so deep and dark. Oh, my gosh. Even, like, when I was younger, I would tell men who I, like, genuinely hated. I would be like, I really fucking hate you. Like, you bother me. Like everything about you just ick.

I used to fight with the boys. You're crazy. I used to fight. Did you fight boys? Fight them? Yeah. With my words, yeah. I've never had to like physically fight one though.

I used to physically fight boys. Good for you. No, bro. This is like crazy. I was like, I think I was like in the fourth grade. Mm-hmm. I'm still friends with him. To this day.

The ones he whooped ass. That's nothing bonds you quite like that. Oh my God. He said, hey, I don't want any problems. I need her on my side. I don't know why I did that still to this day, but I remember him picking on me, picking on me, picking on me, and yeah. And I did that.

And I thought I was hot shit. And I got in so much trouble, so much trouble. By the teacher. By the parents. Like, my parents were like, well, like, you know. Did you tell them what happened? I did. Like, why you did it kind of thing.

But it was also, like, so unheard of. For you. For me and also just, like, I guess, like, they've just, never they was like whoa character art when i got in trouble and my parents got the call it assumed it was a girl when they knew it was a boy my dad automatically stepped it was like what the hell happened that made you do that like that's crazy what happened and yeah we wound up being cool after that that's good he said he said the friend of my friend is my enemy kind of thing you're like he said i need that girl on my side because she beat my ass so i'm not trying to oh my god if something

goes down i need her with me i never beat any other boy's asses after that. Just him. I actually just remembered, like, the only time I've ever, like, laid my hands on a dude, like, actually was, he, like, smacked my sister's ass when we were in middle school. And, um, it made her cry. Uh, and so I, like, my eyes

rolled back in my head and I was like, woo-uh, like, so bad. I, like, I was like, where is he? Like, middle school was so weird. Yeah, and I went up to him and I, I shoved him from behind really hard, and he, like, fell forward, ate shit. Yeah. And then I was like, I'm gonna kill you. And I was like,

attacking him and then they pulled me apart and then I got in trouble. If anybody right now that's in middle school has that one friend who has like, you know, she's very developed like a woman and men react to her like she's a fucking woman. That shit is so creepy and so gross. Please protect your friends. Please watch over your friends. I knew a couple girls that were like that who was just, you know, they were built like they looked older and boys.

Yeah, like they developed early. Yeah. And boys would just be especially like teenage boys. It would be so fucking weird. weird yeah so disgusting that's why it's like it's he deserved that that's yeah he did I yeah I got him good and then I remember I went home and my mom asked me she's like I tell me what happened and I told her what happened and I was like and I don't feel bad like not even a little bit and then my mom was like and you shouldn't and my mom told me my piece of advice is don't tell people

you're going to kill them because that's a crime yeah other than that 10s don't say that a plus don't ever say that yeah she told me don't say that again but everything else he's got a good grade I said, period. Yeah, she's real for that. I think that's the only time I've ever put my hands on it on a dude. Yeah, no. Normally the words are enough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I crumble them, like, real fast. Oh, my God, that's so crazy, though. Like, what the actual fuck? In high school, I remember it was, like, really, really big, like, body count. Really? Yeah, like, what's her body count? What's your body count? What's your body count?

And I would just, I feel like it was always so weird to me how people would say, if you have a higher body count XYZ versus having a lower one and then like flip it to where if you're a man you can have any number and it's looked at it's like cool like it's a good thing it's a good thing yeah but like I always remember feeling like

wouldn't you want to have like a partner that has the same because that way like you guys would have chemistry you guys would have equal knowledge on it you guys would have equal experience yeah like why does it have to be like a gross thing

because men are I think everyone's conditioned at a very young age but if things are gross then what the fuck are you you've been around the world and back what the fuck are you then if that's gross

I mean that logic is very simple to me too and it never seems to be the same for men who believe in shit like that I just I just don't I don't understand that theory of like you know certain things make a person dirty

or certain things make a person worthless or, you know, I don't understand that theory because I feel like, yeah, you take your fucking clothes off. You're going to fuck. So why, how am I dirty and all it is? Like, we were just talking, we've never seen a man, not in the mood. Like, also men are fucking liars because like, you're telling, like, that's the same shit when they talk about plastic surgery.

They're like, oh, that's so gross. I want, that's so gross. I'm like, you're telling me if you saw bare titties that you're going to be like, put them away. That's gross. First of all, are these real? Yes. And if they aren't, get them out of here.

You fucking liar You're gonna murder about them bitches and say You don't give a fuck You're not picky bitch You're not picky bitch You're not picky literally You'd be fucking animals if women didn't exist So you shut the fuck up

The reality is a thing still To this day You guys are weird That's how I'm like you guys are fucking liars On top of that You're telling me you're not fucking Please lie to someone else bitch Actually the body count thing

Is perfect for this like For one of these videos on here In this video a man is We're applying to a woman's video asking why there's so much hypocrisy that men can sleep around but women can't and he says it has to do with evolutionary biology and he called her a young lady okay what the fuck does that mean and then explains why men have Darwin's theory on it yeah what they have in an approach mechanism dating back to the caveman era where they have to woo women and that women have a filter mechanism

where they have to pick who they want to be with he says so they're birds so yeah essentially right He says the differences all women have to do is say yes, men have to actually work for it. I love when men make up science. Oh, I love when they do that. They're like, well, actually, if you really think about it biologically and they're not scientists, they drop out of high school. astrology, anthropology, dermatology. They work at cricket wireless and they're telling me about evolution.

Like, okay, sure. I mean, what are the odds you know? Darwin. And I don't. We're going to call them Darwin. That's what I'm saying. They're very like, and this, like, the same thing about the parabolic. They use that terminology a lot, which they heard one bald guy say it, and now it's just like echo chamber.

And it's literally a theory that was created about birds and birds only. It has never been applied to humans literally ever. And they were only studying like mating patterns. Like they were trying to study birds and like how they mate and seasons and all that shit. And then they're like, not the same thing as women. I'm like birds' brains are this big bitch. And also birds, like we're going to split hairs, right? Like female birds, they do not mate with bird.

like I'm always like man birds they don't mate with male birds that are they consider weak or like have they bad bad jeans or like yeah like they need to be yeah they need to be like strong in order to continue the line and so birds have a lot of bodies birds are big whores they don't go fuck

but somehow I'm a whore when I do it okay it's insane they don't think that about birds because birds go for the big that's why it's like female birds like they have many partners I want the best What's wrong with wanting the best? Oh, so when a bird does it, it's fine. When I do it, call the church elders.

Burn her wish. What is wrong with wanting the best for yourself? I just don't understand. Even the birds know. Even the birds know. There's a science to the shit. The birds are hip to the game. They're hip.

You got to pick the best one. Shop around. Lay a few eggs. Don't put our eggs in one basket. Actually, they might have been right about that one thing. They might have ate that one thing. They might have ate that one thing. That's that one.

But this time I'm not no fucking bird. Like, what the fuck is they talk about? That's what I'm saying. They're insane. I'm like, you know what birds also do shit on your shoulder? Speaking of this Scientology evolution. Scientological. Scientific.

About evolution? Yes. So, like, let's be so for real right now. Y'all have got to be fucking kidding me. If y'all think, like, everybody in this room was made from what? We did not come from storks. So like, let's be so fucking serious right now. Yeah.

It's like some of us have aunties that have like, fucking eight kids and shit. Some of us, grandmothers, some of our grandmothers had hell of kids, husbands. What the fuck do that? You really go and make every woman live by that standard and go home and kiss your mother with those lips? Yeah, literally. That's kind of insane. They all kiss their moms in the life. can do whatever the fuck we want.

Oh, they do. Yeah, they do. Oh, wait. Let's get it to that. Let's get it to that. Let's get it to that. Let's get it to. They do be kissing their moms on the lips, that's for sure.

I made that joke once and a guy got really mad at me. No, because that shit is weird. No, no, no, no. I'm checking the moms. It's a real true 50-50 for me. That's kind of insane. I blame men for everything. That you let your kid do that.

No, it starts somewhere. You're right. And it's like. But I still blame them too. That's just because I. I like to hit them always. You know what I mean? I got to find a way to blame them at some point.

We were just talking about somebody, mother. And they was just cleaning up their baby miss. Just like, yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want. I got your back. Yeah, you know, you're right. No, it's a lot of moms that do that. And like, I don't like that shit. And I think that it's a weak bitch move.

And I think that. Yeah, it's very, it's very harmful because it's such a, like, they don't realize how much harm it causes. And it starts so young. Like, what we were talking about middle school, elementary school, like men start being disgusting at a very young age. especially if you condone it and you have to nip it in the bud and you have to like just just be mature about it and be like honest like bro that is not okay but it's just it's a it's a very particular thing when you see like the grown-ass man and you know he's either like verbally abusive or physically abusive or whatever the case maybe and his mother is just like you know always starts off like you can tell me anything that you tell her you're like your son is like a fucking asshole she's like that's not really. Yeah, it's like a, it's very strange.

I don't understand it either. It's sickening. Yeah, it is. Even like, well, even like on this video with this whole idea of like how men are just convinced that women are all hardwired the same way. And like they all have one thing in common. It's they're looking for men. They want to impress men. It's just like that there's no way that you think that all women are like that.

Also, you're never factoring in gay women. Like they like almost think lesbians don't. exist. Like, lesbianism is not a thing. Yeah, like, it's a fake thing. Yeah, it's like, they're like, well, that's not true. Because if they could, they would, it's the same guy who's like, well, maybe you just haven't had a man who's good.

No. Because that's the thing about women. We can have men at our disposal at any time. It doesn't really matter. Do you know how many lesbians I know that used to date men and they were like, yuck. Yuck. This is not what I like. Yuck.

No. It's just not what I like. Yeah. They're like, I believe it or not, they've sampled many times and they're like, this is awful. Why do I hate this? Oh, I'm. Okay. You know what I mean? That makes more sense. I don't know. I think it's weird when

guys like talk about my looks or anything pertaining to me honestly because I'm like, you think I'm doing this for you? They do actually. Isn't that crazy? It's looking insane. You think I fucking, bro, be so for real. They still think that about me. And I've made in my life's mission to ruin their lives. I don't know how they could still think that about me.

Yeah. They still think that about me. I'm not just like this for y'all. You're not just like a pilgrim. for them. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck? This is for you. Exactly. This is for you. No bullshit. I'm like, I'm going to be with the bad bitch. Let me give it up. You know what I mean? So yeah, that's insane.

Because yeah, I'll even ask my team. I'm like, who's in the studio today? And they'll be like, if it's like guys, bro, I'm putting on a hoodie and some pants. Yeah, like just don't look at me at all. Yeah. I'm just like, what makes you think like when I'm going out with my girls, I would go on a whole date night and wear some shit that I've worn a million times. When I go out with my bitches. Yeah. out something new. We put it on a new wig. We put it off some of those shows. We get my nails done,

lashes done, all that. Because like, what the fuck made you think I'm getting ready for you? Exactly. I'm getting ready because me and my girls about to step out and look good

and that feels good to me which is once again, men don't have enough outlets of things that make them feel good. So they're just so mad because we have all these different outlets and we have so many things in our lives that could feel like sex.

Like, bitch, a wine night with the girls laughing all night. to your stomach hurt, that could feel like sex. It's like, oh, that was a good night. Or like, you know, like doing girls trips and stuff like, they don't have that. When they do, what do they do?

It's like, no, when they do, when they do, when they get a little bit of fucking freedom, they do weird shit. Yeah. They do weird shit. They lie. They cheat. They cover shit up.

They get belligerently drunk. Yeah. They get ignorant. They get abusive. They go to Top Golf. They want to fight their best friends. That's torture in it of itself. Oh my God.

Why? Look. You ever been to Top Golf? That place sucks. So sorry. I'm sick of y'all lying. I'm raising a boy and he likes top golf. So leave us alone because, yeah, I go to top golf.

And what the fuck else you're going to say about it, huh? I go to top golf. I go to laser tag. I go to fucking golf carton. That's fun. What's a go carton? That's fun. I've done that.

Can't do it with braids. No. You see some wicked shit. My mom almost killed me the last time I go carted. So we're not allowed to go cart together anymore. Look, man. I have to do. me. I have to do all the...

On the court. Yeah, my mom tried to kill me. My mom is so competitive, like, it's crazy. What's her sign? She's a sage. So, she's actually all fire. It's like Saj, Leo Saj. Is her big three? My son is a Saj girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, girl. Like, he literally... Is he competitive? He's so competitive.

Yeah, my mom is... My mom literally, like, her prey drive gets enacted. She can't even see anybody. Like, she goes feral. Like, it's crazy. It was my brother's 13th birthday, by the way. Like, my brother's 13. And we're racing, and I was winning, obviously. And then my mom was coming from my, my mom got so mad. She literally smashed into me.

And she ripped off four of my acrylics on one hand. My hand was like bleeding all the way down my elbow. I had to like get off the track and walk. No, she saw me. If you ask her to this day, she still says, that was an accident. It wasn't me. Liar. Liar.

And so now my family's banned from a go-karting. We can't go-kart together anymore. Otherwise, we'll kill each other. So it's not a good idea. Like, so go-karting, love. Laser Tag, love. We don't love the sweating part of Lasertag. but it is fun.

We do Nerf gun wars. Oh, that's fun. And the last one that we had, I had to be, I had to be the ruiner of the fun. I got shot in the fucking eye with a nerf, like a bullet. And then no one's having fun.

And I'm like, I'm not playing anymore. Get them back. I'm not playing anymore. I'm not doing this. You're cut off. You're done. But I love that he learns like, okay, when she's done, okay, we're done.

I'm not going to ask me. Okay, I'm sorry. He's like, my bad. Hey, I took too far. He's only to understand, like, pain and stuff. Oh, because like, yeah, when he was like, four? Girl, he would be pulling my wigs and like pulling my hair and just like super

handsy. And I'm like, okay, babe, let's stop. But he's like good with that. You guys like Top golf? We do. We like a lot of, look. Top golf is like maybe I'm biased because I suck at it. But like I just feel like it's kind of like bowling.

Like you do it twice and then you're like, okay, I'm done. Like I paid for the hour, but I'm kind of cool. They got good food. They do have good food. I mean, I guess the vibes are. I just like, it's so not. fun to me you know what I don't like things I'm not good at that's me being now that I think about it mm I think I purely go for my ego because I go to the

one that's back home in Maryland and when I go they're like rega nasty in the building so okay so you like that makes sense so I'm there with my son I'm with my I'm on my jada I got my burking bag I sit down they say here's your table I say yeah it's gonna get the three road you know oh yeah well I love play I'm treated like a celebrity too, bitch. By that measure. You gotta come with us. You would love it.

Okay, maybe that might change my mind. I might have more fun there. You're more than invited now. Literally, that's not how they treat me at my top golf, so that's why I'm like, what fuck is this? Yeah, because I'm imagining and I'm like, you know what, actually,

if they didn't do the big hurrah when I walked in, I'd probably be like, what the fuck is this place? Because that's how I am about the movie theater. Oh, yeah. It's weird. They never care about me at the movie theater. But all the people in the movie care,

but the people that don't work there, that work there, they don't care. That's actually so real. That's actually so real. The movies is like the one place I've never really been talked to at all. No, at all. That's so real. Yeah.

That's so funny. Oh, but it gets weird. It gets weird, though. It'll get weird for you because one time I watched the whole fucking movie and then the girl got up behind me when I was leaving. She said, Rico. I said, bitch. You saw me on my phone up there like, what the fuck? You go to say hi to me at the end of the movie.

That's so we should have tapped at the beginning. Yeah. Let me know so I'm aware. Yeah. I got you. They're going to start doing that to you. I feel they've already started. Like, oh my God, it's so weird.

Girl, my dog was sick once. Did they watch you? Yeah, I took him to the vet. He was like, I literally thought he was dying. And one of the girls asked me for a picture. When your dog's dying? Yeah. And I was like, hey, kind of the worst time to ask me.

But maybe after I find out if my dog's going to die, are you cool with that? Is that cool? Can I give you a second? Yeah. Can we get a brain check on the photo? Yeah, I guess. Oh, what a fucking bitch. And I'm like, fuck me, I guess.

You know what I mean? Oh, I hate when they do that. I hate when they make me feel bad for being a human being. I know. Like my kids in the middle of the aisle. Mommy, mommy, mommy. They're like, freak on me. It's a bitch.

You are bothering me. Please. Cameron, get off the floor. Like, goddamn. One of the only times I, like, I was, like, grateful for, like, being recognized was when I went to Vegas. And I was, wanted to go to the Caesar's Palace, like, that buffet they have, that, like, really fancy one. The bochanal or whatever. Yeah.

Dude, we went. And they said the wait time. They said there was too. hundred people in front of me. I was like, what the fuck? And so my boyfriend was like, oh, let me do it. And I was like, no, no, no, it's cool. And I put, like, my first and last name in there.

And then I was just kind of like, one of those bitches knows me. Like, I'm just like, I'm rolling the dice. I'm hoping that one of them goes. And then they, probably like five minutes later, my name got called. Like, I, like, moved all over the top. And then I went in. And I, like, they took me out of the line. It took me to the front.

And then I was like, I know who you are. And I was like, period, bitch. Really grateful. Feeling grateful. Feeling grateful. Feeling like I got that pool. Come on, baby, let's go. No, that should be feeling so good.

I still paid. They just let me cut the line. It feels so good when they do that. That kind of stuff, I'm like, okay. Sometimes when I get real drunk, I do that. I'll be with my assistant. I'd be like, call him and tell him. Keep it open.

Rico Nazis is coming. She's like, they don't know who you are. I'm like, call it, right now. It's out of all my way. I don't know what's wrong with us. But no, it's honestly crazy. Like, I do love that. You know what was it even?

No, this is insane. So after the Cardi tour, there was so much shit. Like, it was so many, like, the groups of the white boys. And they would watch. They would watch. And they would be like, is that her? I don't know if that's her. And then you can hear them the muttering.

They're like, oh, this doesn't look like her. She's not wearing any ricks. This doesn't look like her. She doesn't look golf. She just looks super chill. It's not her. When you're, like, dressed normally. When I'm just dressed in Target.

And then they're like, you're regan assy? And I'd be like, yeah. And then they're like, how tall is Ken Carson? Like, Whoa! He does not want to fuck you, bro. That's what they want to ask you?

They ask, yeah. That's their first question. Yeah, they'll be that. Yeah. It's okay. I think that's just their fans. And I fuck with it. They're like, so like,

Rico, like, how tall is he? You're like, uh-oh. What's, what's, uh, my boy, my boy lonely like? Is he hot in real life? Yeah.

I already got a cat. I'm glad you touch it. They're fucking nasty. That's weird. But I love that. I don't have many. I don't know if this shocks you, but I don't have many male fans approach me. Really?

Don't know if that shocks you. When they do approach me, a lot of times they go, the first thing they tell me, they're like, I don't want to piss you all. So. Oh, no. That's what they tell me. They go, I'm gay. So I'm gay.

I'm not one of them. I'm gay. And I'm like, okay, that's cool. I get a lot of male friends. Yeah. I do. I don't know if that's like, because of like, I don't know if that's like female rap right now, But I do love my pit daddies.

That's what I call them. The pit daddies, the big, strong guys who come to the show and they monitor the bad bitches in the pit. Like, they open it up. They keep it up. They keep it cool. If somebody's doing too much, they're like, bitch get back, you know what I mean? That's nice. Yeah, we have the pit daddies.

A little self-correcting. I love them. They be cute. They be dressing. That's cute. They be nice. I love that. Yeah, I do think of my male fans, like, more so.

I don't, I don't like to think that they, like, sexualize me and think of me like that, even though they probably do because of female. rap just in general. But I like to think they just think I'm a really fucking cool rapper. It's cool. I bet they do. But a lot of times they they just

you know. They try it. They just be like telling me I'm pretty a lot. I'll just be like, okay, please stop because you're making me feel weird right now. No more. Thank you. Thank you so much. No more. Thank you. I love you a lot. I wish you guys would say this more in the

comments and I say I look like a man. But we're going to just keep it right here. Why aren't you fighting for me online? That's how I feel when I see my male fans. I'm like, that's not really how you treat me online, but I appreciate it. I love you. I don't get that, but I get quite the opposite, in fact,

about what men say about my looks. However, I do sometimes have them, like, they'll DM me stuff and they'll say shit. Like, honestly, like, I think you're the fucking worst. Like, fuck you, bitch. Like, you're such a fucking awful. person, fuck you, you're so fat, fuck you. And also, like, would I, would I smash? Yes. I mean, I guess, but also, like, fuck you. They'll literally send me messages like that is.

That's crazy. You know what that is? They got that, that degrade. Yeah, the degradation king. Okay, just to wrap up, we didn't really talk about it a lot, but we did kind of. What would you say is your best advice for people who want to pop their pussy more freely? And more confidently in whatever capacity. First off, starting a small group. Mm-hmm. This is the thing only you and your two besties know about. You fuck.

Do your thing. Come back and give the honest reviews. Date. Explore. Mm-hmm. Wear a condom. Mm-hmm. Be on that birth control.

Mm-hmm. I'm looking at myself five years ago. Be on that burq control, bitch. Get on that park and just remember at the end of the day we're all on a fucking rock. None of us know what our purpose is. None of us are doing things on purpose. We are moving and living and breathing and fucking and I just want everybody especially, especially my girls out there, do not feel bad for doing what's best for you. Period.

Do not feel bad for shopping around and picking the best option. Do not feel bad for saying no to somebody that you once said yes to. Do not feel bad for, oh, I put so much time into this relationship. Leave. Be happy. Do you, and I promise you, when the days get lonely and the days get low because they will. Because being a bad bitch is hard. And it gets lonely, you're not going to find.

your dream guy overnight, but it's also not about that. Period. We're not looking for the dream guy. We are just simply trying to be happy. Do not lose that. Because you get online and you see these perfect little relationships and they look so happy, they look so good. Be happy.

Don't look at what everybody has. Because what everybody has is bullshit. It's not real. And honestly, just know, you're always better than a man. You're always. Always better than one. At least one. At least one.

By the way, there's stores, hustlers. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, stores, just look up. Sex shop. Yeah. There's dicks on the wall. There you go. Talk about shopping around.

There are dicks on the wall. Yeah. You can do you, literally. Period. Amen. And the church said amen. Amen. Thank you so much, Riego.

for coming on. I appreciate you. You're an icon. Living legend. Thank you for joining us today. You're amazing. This is kind of crazy because I'm like, what the fuck? This is major. That's how I feel about you. I'm in awe of you. You're amazing. You're a legend. And for those of you who aren't, I'm sure most of you are. Of course my audience would be. But if you're not already, make sure y'all follow Rico Nasty on literally everything. Where can everybody find you? Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, oh, Rico Nasty. My TikTok is full of like kids lunches and shit. So. Because she has the cutest baby a lot. If you're not on that mom shit, don't bring that shit over here.

I need tips, tricks, and hacks, bitch. And I'm not talking about melatonin because y'all is wilding giving your baby melatonin every night. We ain't get into that, but we need to talk about that. That baby needs regular sleep. Stop putting that baby on perks. Legal perks. What the hell are y'all doing? Them is drugs.

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