The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - THIS B*TCH CAME BALD | Drew Afualo ft. Trixie Mattel | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 27

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

[video available on Spotify] Drew welcomes Trixie Mattel this week to discuss what it means to be a ""natural beauty"" and honestly? So much more.                                                        Drew: https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Trixie: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixiemattel https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel  Shop Starface skincare essentials at STARFACE.WORLD — and for a limited time, ALL Comment Section listeners can get 15% off a one-time purchase with the code COMMENT at check out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're going to talk about natural beauty, being a natural girl. What's more natural than shit in yourself? I... As God intended. Everyone's donut. Hey, y'all, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your girl. Everyone knows me. Who cares about me?

Today, I'm so excited to introduce you all to my very, very special, very world-famous guest, Mrs. Trixie Mattel. Mrs? Mrs? I'm married? Oh, my God. To Brian. Fergus. You know what? Because I love you so much, I was like, I'm going to come out of drag because I really want to feel comfortable.

Period. And now I'm in drag. And you're in a pink dress with hair. And I'm like, well. I chose the look based off you. And this bitch came bald. I was like, okay, thanks. Thanks.

I guess I said didn't get the memo. I know coming into your presence bald. I'm just asking for it. No, it's a surrender. You know how like, you know how animal signal like I don't want any problems. Oh. That's you to me. Submitting. That's like, honestly, it's cool. Like, I come in peace. Thank you. You know what I mean?

You know, I came out of drag because I thought I'd be more comfortable, but I'm so used to being in drag all the time. Yeah. I feel so corny. I feel so corny corny. I was like, corny Sean, Cornisha Wilson. Like, corny, corny, corny, corny. Have you seen that TikTok of that little boys talking about how much he loves corn? Yes. Cone. Cone. That's you. When he's like, I tried it with. butter and everything changed. He said when I first heard of colon? When I first heard of it, I didn't think it was real. I love it. And then it pans over and it's you.

100%. I think when I die and they cut open my brain, which is what they're going to do. They're going to want to know what went on. Yeah. What went wrong? Woman left. Yeah. How can we divert other people away from this?

They're going to find just like a smattering of TikToks and vines. All playing. cacophony like things that things that like I don't know this unintelligible yes like something from SpongeBob meets a vine from 2008 meets like you know just and they're going to be like

what happened yeah their whole brain then they're going to say this makes sense a hundred percent they said this plus bald yeah doomed doomed to fail and I have to say I was picking out my outfit to come here and I'm so used to pulling out you know all my drag is on a big racks all custom so it all fits perfect It's all one of a kind.

And you're so thin and in shape. And I'm so thin and in shape. It's just so easy. You know what I mean? I just get off the rat. I go down to Bloomingdale's. I try to blazer. I get monkey pucks and I go home.

But because I wasn't coming in drag, the level of anxiety, I tried on like six outfits. Really? And this is what I ended up with. And you know what? Solid choice, I think. If I was in a content house, this is like a tuxedo. That's literally red carpet. Oscars.

If I was like a straight male. Like a influencer creator. Yeah. This is a tuxedo. It is. It's their finest wear. Yeah. Their finest supreme hoodie.

Versus like drag. I've just had to pull back a little bit because I'm like, okay, base level, the full body makeup for a podcast, Mary. At a certain point, it's psychological damage. It's taxing. Yeah. At some point. They have to study it. Do you ever wear body makeup?

Yeah. Well, when my makeup artist puts it on me. Sometimes he'll watch me leave and then. he'll be like, I can't believe you walked and didn't put anything on your chest and your legs, bitch. He sees it more than I do. I don't see it. I'm the body makeup police.

If it shows, it goes. Yeah. So if you're ever going to be on camera, you do the ears. You do the. The J-Lo sunblock, like the shine. Yeah. The hands. When you have the full coverage makeup on and then you like go to push your hair behind

and you have like a red blotchy hand, it's really like, it's not, I mean, I always feel like if women. on the news are doing it. Yeah. You should do it. That's honestly a really good measure. And LA News, I mean, these women are, there's like a Beyonce fan. No bra, hard nipples, like porn.

Just have full tilt. Girl. All day. Tune it. You can tune into it on the radio. Individual bottom lashes at 5 a.m. to tell you there's traffic. Individually placed.

Yes. Right? So they could tell you that your commute is going to be trash this way. With like the Naomi Spalls, Crystal Rhinestones between each lash. To be like up next. And Alexa de me, like, graphic line. Oh, yeah, baby. There you go.

I feel that. I literally went to a premiere the other day. And obviously, my hair makeup artist did my full beat. And then he did my chest and my arms. And he was like, please make sure you put on lotion. And I was like, I know, I'm not going to be an ashy bitch. So I put on oil. I was slipping in sliding, bitch, all over the place.

I almost fell twice. Oh. Two times. I said, this is what I get for not wanting to be ashy. This is the thanks I get in return. Your options are to be. be ashy or wet. That's the universe.

Soaking wet. And not in a good way. This was a really long time ago. This is like 2012. I was doing drag at a bar called I think Chasers in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Just all the great gigs. And there's no one there. But we were lip-sinking anyway, which is kind of part for the course at a drag show.

There you go. If you want that money, you have to do it. The number. And this girl went on first, and I remember she took oil. She was one of those queens who shows all real skin. And, you know, you have to oil up if you're on stage. Yeah. But then she rolled around the stage.

all sexy and then every one of us who walked out, first thing he was hit the ground. Because you're in your $40 stripper little pleaser shoe. Yeah. And they start your music and you come out all confident and it was like, like, like, wily coyote like sound effect. Like banana feel. And every one of us came backstage like glaring at this bitch.

Like you might as well have painted like a train tunnel on a cliff and let us run into it. Like you set us. Yes. You set us up. Yeah. I mean, that's like, I think. think part for the course was for drag especially but I feel like that's why I said now I'm in drag today and you're not you're a natural girl today well you know I'm close with Brittany so I'm used to

the gals who are pretty much yeah we talked about this there's two settings yeah it's full drag yeah or does that woman need a ride do you need help yeah I have an extra pair of shoes in my trunk do you need them yeah do you are you are you insecure yeah it's not feeling well yeah you just hand her a rapid test? You should get tests. Do you have a sty? I'm sorry. Do you need orthopedic work done?

That's literally me when men like tell me that I edit my shit when I'm like fully glammed. And I was like, I don't get fully beat to sit on the toilet. I don't do that. When you see me and I have no lashes and I'm like a bald ass bitch on my eyes, it's because I didn't get ready. I don't care enough about you to get ready for that. Mary. If you cared, you'd have a ringlight in there with that toilet. You know what I mean?

I'm about to. I'm like, get a clip on one from my phone. Yeah, ring light with Beyonce fans. And so you're using the bathroom, but it's also like... I do my bathroom aesthetic. Like, it's like glam core. Remember that aesthetic that was huge in the beauty community? Like 2010's, everything's silver and bedazzled.

What was that? Everything was white, like white IKEA? Yeah. And for a while... I have those little like drawers that everybody has, the organizer's. I've been watching beauty videos a long time. For a while, the ownership of makeup was almost competitive. Yeah.

And then the content was decluttering and it was faux guilt of like, I can't believe how much I have. There's so much makeup. Yeah. I don't even know. I get anxiety when I think of a girl like slip liners. It's pencils. That's why I'm not like, I wish I could beat my face like how you beat your, well, maybe

not you, but like Jackie. I wish I knew how. had the bandwidth to do it. Sometimes people ask me for tutorials and I'm like, I need one too, bitch. My tutorial, pay someone. I are an expert. Oh my God. My tutorial, here's his number.

His name is tutorial. It's pretty, I mean, now coming out of COVID, I used to travel for when I go on tour with like a suitcase of products. Because I'd be like, you know what? I want to be able to change it up. Now I'm dead serious. It's one or two pallets that have a black eye shadow, a white eyeshadow, a brown eye shadow. And that's all you need. Because I found that the makeup you bring, you make do with what you have.

Yeah. When you overpack, you don't use any of it. Oh my God, me. Notorious. Overpacker, are you an overpacker? You try not to be, but. I wouldn't say I'm an overpacker. I would say that I, I know what's in that bag.

Yeah. You know, like, I'm not like, it's not hypotheticals. I'm like, I know what we're packing for. Yeah. Not me. You overpack? You know how, like, you know how like you'll bring, you go on vacation and you bring enough underwear like you're going to shit yourself every single day you're there. Why? Because I do.

Or I want the freedom to do stuff. And what of it? I want I want the backup plan just in case I decide. Well, women's underwear is small, right? Yeah, to an extent. Mine isn't. 40 pairs. Mine isn't because I have such a big, like, fat ass. I just can't wear small underwear. Well, what about, like, early 2000s like thong when everyone was wearing those teen little lacy thongs? Yeah. Like 50 pair and a little, you know, for me, my, my, my, sandwash. Sandwich Ziploc bags. For me, my fruit of looms that I've had since college, Mama, I need a suitcase. Maybe keeping underwear is like a Virgo thing because we're both Virgoes.

But like I have underwear from when I was in middle school. And I, bitch, I will not get rid of her. Girl? Out of nostalgia alone. The war stories that those underwear has. I have underwear that I bought from like H&M in college that I have worn holes in. And I'm like, that is my daughter. Don't ever talk to me or my son again.

Don't look at me or my daughter ever again. We were talking about both being burgos. Yeah. Yeah, Virgo girls. We're hardworking girls. Honestly, if you're a burgo and you don't wear underwear to the point of being actual shreds, you're not a burgo. Are you really a Virgo? Oh, yeah.

Then maybe double check your birth time. The bottom of my underwear looks like those dresses. Remember those dresses where the bottom was squares? Like, it looks like dinner napkins. Like, what was that? Why in the 2000s were people doing, like, those dresses with jeans? It was a lawless time back then. Real Ashley Tisdell Core.

Yeah. What I mean? Like, early 2000s vibes. I got to interview Michelle Branch, the musician. And I asked, is there anything about, like, fashion at that time? You were a pop star like at early thousands. Like, what if you confused by? And she said, we were a lot of dresses with jeans.

That is weird. Nothing but vibes, honestly. Take me back. I don't think anything age as well. Unless you're going to describe your underwear in a different way. Oh. For a second I was like, like you described me. It looks like a coal miner like wiped his brow after a long day.

If your underwear was a movie, what would it be? What's the title? Oh, man. I thought of a title, but it's not a movie. What is it? A red scare. Mine's war of the worlds. Mine's World War Z

Girl Contagion Mine's the country bears My's Minutes Brother bear Oh my God What we're supposed to talk about Natural Beauty

Yeah that's what we're talking about That leads right into our topic perfectly We're going to talk about natural beauty Being a natural girl What's more natural than shit in yourself As God intended Everyone's done it Everyone's done it

And you know I love drinking I love my other daughter drinking but if you do pull back on drinking, you do shit yourself less. And you know what? That's just a sacrifice you have to be willing to make. Honor, the other, I don't like to tell shit stories. Okay, if you're going to make me. I live few blocks from the golds in Hollywood and I was there the other day and I had to accept the challenge that the Lord had put in front of me.

Right. And I had to, boop, stop that treadmill and grab the little towel and calmly exit and go home because it was. time. It was time. It was time. And I'm too famous to go blow the door off a bathroom at the gold. At the gay gym. Oh, I saw Tricks-Metel's bald ass in here. And she had both her feet up on the stall like a gynaecologist. Making her own squatty-ponty. Girl. Jumongi. Jumongi. Talk about war of the world. War of the world.

You know, it's funny. Wait, did you have a pre-workout? Because the last time One of the first and last times I had pre-workout I had the same amount That my boyfriend has Who is like Significantly larger than me

And probably uses it more Yeah all the time And that was my first time using it I didn't eat And I only had coffee that day I was fighting for my Life Mary

I'm 24 I swear to God I was talking to a higher power Girl And I say if you make this stop I promise I'll never do anything bad again I was fighting Of course you were lying

No, I was. I was in there for so long. He literally texted me. He said, are you okay? Do I have to call somebody to like come in there? I was losing it. I started crying. I was being beaten up in there. Call the fire department. You know when you like, okay, yeah, obviously we don't like talking about shit, but what's more natural, honestly? What's more natural? Honestly, and you know what's funny? I didn't know you were going to pick natural beauty to talk about today. Yeah. For some reason, I almost always show up to things in drag. Today I was like, I'm going to have a good time with this young lady I admire. And I'm going to do it on drag. And then you said natural beauty. And I did bring my natural sound. Natural girl.

I didn't bring beauty, but I brought natural. Sands shit in your pants. No shit required for today. Yeah. But I talk about when you shit yourself, like when you are shitting yourself or actively, like when you were fighting for your life and golds. Like, it's like you shit so bad that you have to get like fully undressed. Can't even look at your phone because you're like,

your thoughts are just consumed by the fact that you're being tortured. If somebody might the, the level of concentration. Girl, it was Queen's Gambit. It was Queen's Gambit. You look, can you have a 20s Bob? Oh, I had the exact hair. And I had her, like, eyes, and I was like, because I didn't see that show, but I think most of it is,

most of it's her just like, right? Did she ever play chess? I don't know. I think the chess is presented to her, and I think she's like. And then they're like, winner. How many girls got bangs and a chess board after that? That's what I'm saying, especially during the pandemic. Because remember like Zoe de Chanel people like like get bangs and play ukulele.

Yeah. I think Queen's Gambit made girls be like, I'm going to f*** this chest up. Get bangs and blue eyes at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. You got to get piercing blue eyes. Anya Taylor Joy. I love her.

I love her too. I just rewatched the program called Split. Oh. She's so beautiful. I forgot she was in that. She's iconic. This is a scary movie. Yeah.

Do you like scary? movies. Love. Do you? I used to hate them, but I really enjoy watching them now. But when I was a kid, I was a big scaredy cat, so I didn't like watching them. Do you live alone? No, I live with my boyfriend.

Okay, yeah, you don't have nothing to be scared of. Is your man like six, five? He's going to tear a ghost's head off. I know. He literally one time. So I have a security system on my house, right? That anytime anything opens, window, door, anything, it tells you exactly what's open. So it'll be like, it'll beep twice since it's front door open.

fridge. Yeah. So, like, one time we're in bed, like, eating food as you do. You guys ate food. Yeah, in bed. Quarky. So not, like, other couples. Anyways, we're sitting there eating, like, truly, like, I'm eating, like, no one's

watching me. So it's, like, Neanderthal type shit. And then we're both eating like that. And then we knew, like, we were ready for bed. Like, no one's coming over. I heard that beep and it said front door open. I was like immediately I was like and he got up and he was holding his only his fork

and he was holding the bedroom door also what were you planning on to me he was going to fork someone he was like I don't know I was just preparing just in case I was like with the fork unless the intruder is a chicken prima bearer like chicken parm yeah

at least your man's like going to stand up for you I bought a new house and I I've been going there to swim even though I have moved in yet Yeah. And so I'm not moved in, but I'm swimming. So it feels like I'm absolutely squatting. Squatters rights. But this is an old house is built in the 1800s.

And I'm scared of it. It's scary to me. I've never had a big empty house like that by myself. And yesterday I thought the house was watching me. So I called. Monster house? Yeah. One white claw.

And I'm like, oh, I'm being killed. I call David and I go, David, I feel like I was in the kitchen. And I felt like I felt like I felt someone in the room with me. And not just in the room with me. I felt like I felt someone's smiling. Oh. Yeah. And he goes, instead of being like, oh, babe, I'm sure you just imagine it.

He goes, I'm getting an apartment. I'm not moving in with you. That kind of energy I rebuke. So I will no longer be moving in with you. Yeah, exactly. You could have said anything. Instead, he goes, oh, my God. You got to get out of there.

I'm like. Yeah, not a good person to have in times of crises. What's his sign? Aries. Oh. I think that's our love match, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah, Aries meant, well.

Aries men are pretty, I always kind of describe Aries as like, you know when you're driving and you're like, what if I just ran this car off the road? Like those impulsive thoughts. Aries people just do them. They just give in to the impulsivity. And then they're like, it's fine. It'll be fine. He's an Aries bitch rising. He's a bitch rising.

Well, that's probably why you guys are a match. Yeah. And he has road rage. Oh, does he? What do you think about road rage? I don't, I mean, I'll sometimes I'll get mad in my. own car and then I feel embarrassed that I got mad. Do you ever have that?

I don't have a car. I don't drive. I had a bike and it got stolen. That's unfortunate. But that's how I started running marathons was I didn't have any wheels. We talked to, we talked a lot about marathons. Yeah. Against my will is what we should say.

I didn't want to talk about your marathon. People who run marathons want nothing more than to put you in an interrogation room and lock you to the table and sit down and go, well, I started trading. and they want to start from the beginning. Yeah, and they're like, oh, these, their hokas are on the table. Oh, they're like, oh. Oh, these? Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Are you wearing the Clifton 8th? The hokas? Yeah, I am. Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Like, those are my running shoes. Oh, it's so weird. Oh, my God. I was training for a marathon.

So I give you a lot of props on us. You know, with TikToks I watch a lot? Girls running. You know, they're like mile eight, mile 12. I love that. They're like, let's go on a run. and we're going to run 14 miles. And they run 14 miles.

I mean, as far as I know, I'm believing them. I was going to say, you could do that too, and you could just take a walk around the block, Mary. I just moved to the other side of the field. I'm like 18 miles done. This level glam too. Guys, I did 16 miles. Oh, my God. I'm so sweaty.

I'm quirky. That's so me. I watch them like it's going to do anything for me because I'm never going to run 14 miles. I wish I could, though. Now, does your boyfriend, most people who Lyft don't like cardio that much. Yeah. He doesn't like cardio? No, he loves cardio.

Okay, good. Yeah. During the pandemic, though, I think is when he really got into cardio. But now he's into boxing. That's like his new thing. Super, super into boxing right now. Straight guys. They fucking love boxing because I think their fantasy is that someone tries to fight them

and they like Mike Tyson one shot take them out. That's their dream. Or they turn around in their love. like yes. Yes. You want to fight me? Oh no. Oh no.

Oh my God. I wish I knew how to fight. Yeah, he literally got into it because he needed a new form of cardio because it's more exciting to him. So that's like what he wants to do. So he's boxing now. There's a guy at Gold's who runs on the treadmill and then every like 10 minutes he gets off the treadmill and he lets it run and he stands behind the treadmill and air

punches. Shadowboxing? Do you just air punches? I said work. Yeah, there's a guy that goes to our gym that has no, training of like moitai or like any kind of m-ma he just comes barefoot never brings shoes kicks the bag like a million times and then talks to people about jesus so i don't know if that's the same he doesn't have shoes on no he comes barefoot and he kickboxes in there and then he talks

to people like spreads the gospel while he's in there girl and i feel like maybe don't maybe don't you know what that is this is not the same but one time i went to halifax canada for a gig and the woman to pick me up the airport I said oh you don't have any shoes on she goes don't have none and I said why and she says don't need none and that woman was Michelle Obama that woman and now she became Sarah Silverman and she went on to do comedy and honestly she said I don't need any shoes and I was like I guess I don't have any further questions I mean you don't need them that kind of person huh she's right though the other you know Friday I I sprained this foot yeah because I was doing a

show for HGTV and at the end of the day I got out of drag I sent my assistant home I said don't worry Brandon I'll get the bags I put on these these death traps these Gucci slides and I step out of the star wagon and I it has the star wagon has stairs that automatically pop out I was in a hurry missed all the stairs hit the ground the PAs were like are you okay they're so embarrassed and flustered I'm like yeah I'm fine and I limp away and I couldn't even tell anybody what happened because I'm not going to say... Like a deer that got shot in the woods? Oh, like, I fell out of my star wagon in my Gucci slides.

Feel bad for me. You know? Yeah, that's a real... You know what I mean? So then I had to limp around all weekend, but luckily it's back. That's good. You ever watched The Simple Life? Yeah.

I'd never seen it till during COVID. I saw it like a few episodes, but I didn't like. It wasn't really my thing. I loved it. It was really great. I was so young. I think you were like in college. I was sporty.

I think you were like... in your mid-30s at that point. I'm 30. I do look 50, but I'm 32. But you got to understand with Katia, I'm always like the young one. Yeah. But also by drag standards, most people who do drag have the good sense by 30 to either quit or go missing. And I'm still out here.

Like, everybody in drag is 21, 45 pounds, and wet. Soaking white covered in glitter. The drag queens now wear wet human units. Wow. Like a wet, like a wet, low. Look, always. Wet look human units. Got it. Zero body. They're just comfortable.

It's young people in bikinis and wet human units. And I'm over here, corseted to hell wearing a mattress on my legs, wearing lines on my face, hieroglyphics on my nose. And they're all comfortable and happy. And I'm like, can we go home? Well, now I get why you didn't want to come and drag. I'm glad you felt comfortable being your natural, beautiful self with me. Thank you.

I just I love I love your your content thank you you honestly were for a while the only reason I opened tiktar period and brittany but don't tell brittany that brittany your toilet content is also really amazing if you're not a woman on a toilet I won't watch there you go that sounds that's poison that's not what I meant oh my god do you ever get comments of men like are you on the toilet can you move the camera down no they tell me um are you on the toilet, you're a fat bitch. So it's a little bit different. Has anyone ever told you that you're

a buffalo back bitch? You know what's so funny? My last name, wait listen, my last name is Off Wallo, right? That's how you pronounce it. But it's spelled like, I guess, to white people. They're like Buffalo. And what's big and fat Buffalo, also this stupid bitch I hate?

So they call me Drew Buffalo. That's like a thing in the Jimbrough community, right? And I called myself a buffalo back bitch. because that's funnier and I gave it to them. I was like, you guys had this and like, what a layup. Like, I can't believe you picked Buffalo and no one's called me a baby bag buffalo bitch.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, not once. Well, it's like you put the kick me sign there and then they kicked you and they're like, yes. Gotcha. I also love this thing you do when you make fun of them and you're like, mm-mm. Yeah, that's how they sound to me. I do that a lot.

I'm yeah. Oh, I'm so glad. My legacy grows. That's like my tick. I love that. Yeah. A lot of people have told me that that and I call people a cool guy a lot. Cool.

I always tell him cool guy. Cool guy. That's pretty bad. Yeah, someone literally comments and said, I'm not going to lie. If you called me a cool guy like that, I might have to kill myself.

It's pretty bad. That's like champ. Yeah, only the coolest of guys. Some guy wrote something on my sponsored video. Thanks for your support, by the way. And it was some bullshit,

but he was, his username was a guy who loves cars and all his content is just cars and then I put car content now that's cool that's all I put and then he was like you you fat back bitch

and then I put only the coolest of guys like cars it's just so and they fold immediately next time he's in his car he's like he just pulls over on the side of the road and runs And then he starts doing there.

And then he becomes one of those girls running 14 miles a day. I get on the, whenever I have a YouTube video trend, I'll end up on people's algorithm more. And then it'll be someone, someone who's never seen me. And it'll be like, meat cooking in an easy bake oven. I mean, actually wholesome content. I mean, I'm in there in a wig burning my fingers. It's not like I'm in a wig, like saying like, like, I'm not doing, anything like that.

I'm not doing my. Yeah, there you go. And I'm just like, isn't, isn't, aren't toys fun? It's pretty wholesome. Yeah. And the comments will be like, what is it? And I'm always like, how did you get here? I don't know.

What other men and wig content have you consumed? Yeah. That led you Candyland style to here. Wanderlest. Although, you know, all the way to your account. There has to be a show where we, we come clean with our YouTube search histories. Because I would like to see it. want to know about.

It's things I'm afraid to ask people. If I've asked the internet, it's because there's no one in my life I can ask. You know, body horror. Yeah. Like, I feel that. Or things that I know I should know and I'm embarrassed to. I don't know that. It's like, what's the capital of this?

And I pick send it. It's like, that's a country. Got it. Yeah, got it. So you now I don't need to ask. What's the capital of Philadelphia? Me. That's a city.

My Google search history is literally like, Why does my car make beat, beep, beep, beep, beep noise? Like, that's the type of shit I'm Googling. Which is like, okay, car shit is, like, the only time I truly feel like what misogynist believe women are, like an idiot, like a vapid, stupid idiot. Because, like, I had to get two new tires on my car recently. And the guy's talking to me on the phone, he's like, okay, I was like, yeah, can you service my car? He's like, yeah, you can be reading it on Monday, blah, blah, I'm like, okay, cool. he goes okay so are the tires like super duper trek 3,000 like whatever the that's what it sounded like to me

and then I go I couldn't tell you to be honest and he goes okay are they do you know if you have all wheel drive four wheel drive two wheel drive super motor 3,000 and I'm like I do freestyle rapping I know so do you even need me for this conversation I told them I said I'm going to tell you what I do know about this car it's gray that's it man that's where it's right that's where it I And watch, it was blue. Didn't even that I couldn't do. And he said, what color is it? And I said, gray.

And then he goes, well, at least you know one of the questions. And that felt like a read. But I couldn't even, like, fight with him because I was like, you're right. I don't know anything about this car. I just know that this tire is flat. Well, that's it. I don't want to read you, but there's this. I follow the account of this bird called Apollo, the African gray parrot.

Okay. And he can tell colors. And if he gets the color right, his own. owner gives him a pistachio. And so next time, if he gives you a pistachio, then it's a reason. Then he's also a TikTok user. Yeah. If he goes, what colors the car?

And you go blue? And he goes, good job. Then it's pretty bad. Then he takes off his face and he's the bird teaching me colors. I watch a lot of animal. Me too. Me too. If I'm like, if you seem a person, even a monkey is too close to a person.

I'm like, next. It used to be like, oh, I want a veteran surprising his son. Yeah. I want a person turning on their cochlear implant. I want that. I want a kid getting a present on Christmas morning, freaking out and crying.

That's what you want? I used to want that. And now I just want like, a bird does a trick. Yeah. A dog does nothing. Yeah. I'm sleeping. Perfect.

I was telling one of my hyper fixations on TikTok Like my new like rabbit holes I go down Besides ferry or TikTok Which we did talk about changing horseshoes and shit I love it I want to get involved I don't know how But we should do something sometime where we go help

I would love to do that I always wonder if they're back hurts They're always hunched You know why you like it? Representation We're looking at our own damn feet We're like damn Can I get his number?

How do that? Do you do house calls? Do you have to be a horse? Is that like a requirement? If I go kick shit for three months, will you come scrape it off my foot, bitch? If I let my boyfriend ride me like a horse, will you come change mine too?

It's also I love bagpacking videos. But specifically, the girls that love like San Rio and they have all like lounge fly backpacks, all Sanrio characters matching wallets, matching sanitizer, matching napkins, matching everything. That's the Virgo. I'm obsessed with, I will watch those for hours. I'll literally like, you know what I mean?

Like baby stimulation videos. Those are those for me. Yeah. And this embargo shit cleaning. Yeah. Power washing? Love. Power washing?

You would think I'm reading the Rosetta Stone. Watching someone scrub their toilet. I'm like, oh my God. I'm watching Jesus write the 12 commandments. Girl. Girl. Live. You would think I'm looking at hidden figures, like equations.

I'm like, look at that. I was just at the Trixie Motel this weekend and we were power washing, but my foot was injured. So I got to sit with my foot up and watch David Power Wash and it was like, porn. You're watching like a TV show. It's like we're, but I don't have to limp for a day. You just get to admire.

Love that. Like when they're like, let's reorganize like Sunday reorganizing videos. Girl. I'm all about it. Two days ago, I had the. the night off and I said, you know what I'm going to do? I went to CVS. I bought a bunch of cleaning products.

I got on my hands and knees in my bathroom and scrubbed it. I didn't listen to music. I didn't watch anything. Silence. You would think I was Forrest Gump like in prison with the toothbrush. Or not in prison. In the Army part in Forest Gump. Have you ever seen Forest Gump?

Yes, I have. Okay. There's a part where he's scrubbing the floor and Bubba's like, you can fry it, boil it, broll it. That was me. Yeah. That was Katia watching him. Yeah. David.

No, Katia's like, Like there's a lot of things you can do with sequin fabric. Stone it. Soil it. Yeah, I love. Ooh, I love a cleat. It's always the girls with like their sleeves are really long. White nails, lots of rings. Or gloves. Yeah. Organizing. You know when they like take all the shit out and put it in glassware or something? Like Mason jars. You know what I mean? I watched her girl build a hot cocoa bar.

And she posted the video on like December 24th. I'm like it. Christmas is over, babe. Because it was Christmas themed. But I watched that there. three minutes of it. No, Christmas is extended. She drops that video. She said, actually, the 26th is Christmas. You know what I also love? Woman, three and a half inch thick acrylic nails.

Yeah. Clear, clear acrylics. Yeah. Bronzers in a row, in a row. Yeah. Like, not makeup hoarding. Yeah. Make up organized.

Love it. That is such a Virgo thing. That's such a Virgo thing. And my makeup bag? It's fine and it gets cleaned a lot. Yeah. But you know what I do between tour legs now? the makeup bag and throw everything away.

Yeah, I mean, with you getting so much makeup all the time. We get so much PR. I'm like, why am I squeezing the end of this foundation? Why am I cutting it with scissors? Yeah, I've done that so many times. I've cut it open. Because part of me is like, I can't throw this away knowing there's some in there. That doesn't feel right.

You know, it's funny is my boyfriend does that with lotion a lot. He'll take my nice scissors, cut open like a nivia bottle in the middle to get to the bottom. When I moved out of my parents' house, my sister goes, she moved into that room and she goes, you know what's so funny is I've never seen so many cut up lotion bottles like just randomly. You'd think someone had like a vendetta against lotion. The bone collector. Yeah, literally.

He's like they're playing creepy music like. Alone in the dark facing the wall. At least you know, listen. Western. Yeah. Flip side of the coin is he's not even seeing the bottom of the bottle because it doesn't use it. What do you think about like three and one that don't. with the straight guys, they love the soap shampoo.

Yeah, three and ones. Yeah. As a man, I've used those. Great way to get a rash. Highs, are you interested? The amount of, like, cologne in those. Yeah. Well, it's all masking, no real cleaning at all.

Rash. Yeah, no. My boyfriend has never used those, thank God. But now his, like, shower routines extended because his hair is really long, like mine. Yeah. So we have, like, the turby twist. We have, like, a scalp scrub. You know what I mean?

Girl, he's doing his knee day. He's like, get out of the bathroom. No, he literally tells me he's like, can you watch the dog? Like, I have to shower and he's in there for like two hours. Routine and everything. Yeah, yesterday I heard him turn on music. Just vibe in and then. And yeah.

Yeah. But tell me it's like straight boy music. Is it like, is it like, is it like, um, what's straight boy music? Is it limp biscuit? Yeah, no, it's not. Is it the offspring? He's a man, but he's not white. Oh.

I'm listing like the worst. I'm like chumbabumba. You're like kid rock What are the straight guys Listen to? Oh, Bad Bunny Do they like

I don't know The girls love bad bunny Yeah Okay Yeah There's a guy on Grinder in Hollywood Who looks like bad bunny And his grinder says

No I'm not bad bunny I'm like yeah Bad Bunny's gonna come up as gay By going to Hollywood And making a grinder Making a public grinder Not even on Raya Not even

Have you? Well you haven't been I don't know a single person who's been on Raya I don't know a single person who's been on Raya You know what's funny is some of my creator friends have told me they've been rejected multiple times from Mariah, which feels like a read. But I also like, I was telling my boyfriend, I'm like, I should join just to see. I want to be a fly.

You know what I mean? I just want to see who's in there. I get kicked off Grindr probably every three months for impersonating a celebrity. You know many times I've had to DM the Twitter of Grindr and send them a picture of me with my government ID and my government hair. and I have to go like Hi, it's me again. Yes, I was trolling for dick on the internet and apparently no one believes

that an unffordable monster like me. Could ever be. Yeah. Ever be Tricky Mattel. People will be so mean. People would be like mean and uppity about it. They'd be like, nice try. And I love myself.

I think I'm whatever. I have body neutrality. If I was trying to catfish, I'd go bigger than me. A 32-year-old bald cross-dresser. They're like, that's the one. See, they're aiming for the middle, and that's how I know it's not real. Yeah, it's too realistic.

There's no way. I would love to join Raya just to see. I'd love to know if, like, Michael B. Jordan's really in there. I doubt it. I feel like it's mostly just industry people. It's probably just Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, not Michael B. Jordan. Not, he got denied.

They were like, nice try. That's what they told him. I bet you it's more rich people than famous people, to be honest. That's what I thought too. One of my friends told me that her friend is in there, and it's mostly just industry people, like directors, producers, that kind of stuff, which gives me creep vibes.

But I'm just so curious. Like, do you ever see celebrity couples and think, what do they talk about? I would love to know what that conversation sounds like. Kirsten Dunst just married that one, man? Yeah. The blonde guy? Yeah.

I'm like, I want to know what these two actual siblings talk about when they go home. Because I love when people look like each other in relationships. I love it. I was like, okay, this brother and sister combo. Yeah, like I see like... The sweet life of Zach and Cody.

Like, that's who they are. Sprauss twins. Like when Ariana Grande and P. Davidson were dating, what I would give to like just know what they were talking about. They both have hoodies. They both have hoodies. Being so small. So small.

S-M-O-L. Small. We all, as a man, I know that I need to. get on whatever shit Pete Davidson's on because people want, people would gun down their family to fucking at this point, yeah. Like, and

Kim K too, Price just went up but girl, girl, they really did. Although there's always these people that people think are like like irrevocably hot, like, when people always thought Johnny Depp was super hot. Yeah. Like, to I don't know.

The crow? No, like, what are you talking about? I don't know. There's always these people where I'm like, really? And he's one of them where I'm like, really? Yeah. Pete Davidson, really. I talked about this with Bernie when she was on my show. I was like, I would just love to know, like, what him and Kim Kaye talked about.

Like, just normal conversation, just to two of you. Like when you're driving in the car, what are you talking about? You know, he put that dress on at least once. He probably ripped it. He's the one who fucked it up. People say he was a huge shit. He was wearing it back. Gross.

Yes. 100%. But even he said it's not big. even he said that. Well, that's the problem, right? If everybody starts saying you have a big dick, then even if you do, you're just meeting quota. Yeah, it's not impressive at that point. You should actually go and spread rumors that you like...

It's really small. Yes, and then you show up like, let's go, girls. I don't think he says that. And the Shania Twain comes in. And the Shania Twain comes in. Yeah. Okay, now that we're so far off the rails, we can talk about natural beauty. Speaking of...

Talk controlling women. Okay, so we're going to talk about a video. I'm just going to describe it to you. It's applicable to our topic of like natural beauty, natural girls, right? So basically this girl made a TikTok asking guys if they like girls who have fake eyelashes, hair, etc. And a guy stitched the video saying, most real guys want a woman who's natural. So overly long nails and fake eyelashes. I don't like that.

A real man will like you for who you are, not who you pretend to be. First of all, at me next time. Really long eyelashes, really long nails? Do people not like long nails? No, apparently. I mean, single men say it, so I don't know how valid it is. I don't know. One of my best friends is a straight man.

It's crazy. And he is like, you know, I'm just, I'm so steeped in gay world. Yeah. I forget. Yeah. I forget that people are really out here having sex with the opposite gender. Yeah. They are.

It's a war zone. And I said, he's like, he's like, you know, I said, are you one of those guys? who's like you tell a girl, I think you look best with no makeup on. Yeah. And I'm not going to say what he said. But I said, I think you haven't figured out that they don't have it on for you. Yeah. I don't think you figured that out yet.

Yeah, it's like one of those like 80s movies where like he takes her glasses off and he's like, you really are beautiful. Or take your ponytail out. No, like, whoa, you should do porn. You know, 100%. Although I love like. When I should do it. I think we should have sex immediately. Yeah.

I mean, nail culture is different. Yeah. Than it was even five years ago. Yeah, I agree. And now people who don't even like makeup that much wear wild nails. Yeah. Whereas I used to think that, I think it used to be more like crazy nails was what went

beyond somebody who loved beauty and hair and makeup. Yeah. Yeah. Nails was like the final frontier of your transcript. The final infinity stone. Yeah. Whereas now I think like fun nails, people wear it more like clothes. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, when I was like seven, I asked my mom to get acrylics. I was like, I saw a bitch with them and I want to live that life. I want to have what she has. And my mom was like, let's maybe wait till puberty. You know what I mean? Because I was like in elementary school. Yeah. And then as soon as I was old enough, I was like, give them to me bitch.

Put them on me immediately. As soon as I had my first pair, which were like, real chode small ones. I was like, this is my entire personality now. I fear I'll never go back. I'm rotted. For drag, I wear a short square French tip. That's like somehow shorter than my real nail.

Just because what I have to do, costume changes and stuff, I can't. And then on stage, when I have to put the guitar, I have to not have nails so I paint them every night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing makes me feel more like a woman than to be in full drag with my little mic pack on and stuff. Selle Hanson fast drive. And they're like five minutes. I'm like, thank you. You're going like this.

Oh, 100%. But I used to wear really long square ones like that. When I used to lip sync primarily, especially in clubs. Because when you have to lip sync, it just makes you want to do hand choreography. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Do you feel expressive? Don't you feel like they're expressive? Yeah, and I also talk with my hands a lot anyways.

So it kind of just made sense for me to have long nails. Just like as the years have gone on, my nails have gotten better and longer. Do you ever do this? Not really. But do you want to? Yeah, it's always there. It's more so the clacking, like when you're on your phone. You know what I mean?

Like that. I've learned how to do it so it doesn't make noise. But sometimes when I'm feeling it, I'll just do that. I saw that, you know, Nikki Tutorials? Yes. I saw this fierce video of hers, what she said. Everybody's always asking me how I wipe when I have my nails on. Yeah, they ask me that too.

And she says, what I do is I take toilet paper and I roll it up and then I mind my business. And it was such a serve. I know what I say? I don't. I don't wipe. I tell them, I said, who wipe? you guys wipe and I was like I just walk around with shit in my ass all the time I feel like that's how God intended it you know what I mean I'm a girl I don't get my hands dirty because you have a tushy yeah get the tushy collab I don't know I feel so weird with a bidet Mary I got one yeah okay what they don't tell you is you do have to adjust the water pressure girl in your whole house no or just for that toilet okay the way I pressure washed my asshole off the first time I tried it the way I took skin off so that

It wasn't relaxing when you watch pressure washing. No. I was like, well, good thing I have a bidet to wash my wound now. A fire hose. And they DM'd me because they saw my tweet. And they said, oh, you want to adjust the pressure? I said, got it. Thank you, Tushy.

I appreciate you. It is turned though. I mean, no toilet paper. All of the pandemic, everybody's like, there's no toilet paper. I'm like, no need, babe. No need. You know, that's what happens when you're rich. I'm pressure washing my anus.

I'm cool. And what the fuck were you all doing? sleeping. But you know how the rich stay rich? They don't have to buy toilet paper. Ellen. They keep their wealth. Ellen and that mansion, it's not about the TV show. She has a tushy. Elon Musk. Girl, tushy. Anybody rich. Tushy. Tushy. Always a tushy. Yeah. That's how you know. I feel like with nails especially, like, for most people, they're really inconvenient, which is, should tell you right then and there that it's a personal choice. Like, you just like them. Totally. They're super inconvenient for a lot of different people. I hate the condescending, like,

how do you do anything? Me, I could never. I'm like, well, yeah, look at you. Yeah. That makes sense. Well, I think the implication originally was like, if you have nice nails, it means you have a life where you don't labor. Have to work, yeah. So that's the like original implication.

Yeah. And now it's drag of that idea. And I'm like, and what of it? Yeah. And also you're like, if I do get a hands-on job, I still have these. No, I do. I literally, I lift and stuff in these with these. With just the nail tip.

Yeah, people always ask me, they're like, how do you lift and stuff? Like, go to the gym and because I do lift pretty heavy. And I was like, you don't grab things like this. You know what I'm saying? But maybe you should. Yeah, like you grab them like. I said the only thing I can't do is ball my fist up, but that doesn't mean I can't beat your ass. So let's get that straight, man.

Oh, a lot of backhanding. Yeah. Wow. Do you always like-do to an extent? You just can't like curl them in. You like square tip? Yeah. I used to be an almond girl or oval.

Mom, it's about square. That's what I'm saying. I love square. Same. I think it elongates fingers and makes it look so feminine. Yes. It also looks like how you are okay with this, purposely a little tacky. Yeah.

That's what I like about it. Me too. I'm a gaudy, extra ass bitch. I knew that about you. You knew that in the Virgo. Yeah. And then I shit myself on vacation. And that's why we're friends.

Duh. That's where we get along so well. Long square nails. She shits herself. Girl, that's my. And her name's also Brittany Roski. so there you go. Girl, if one of you ever,

the other one can take over. There you go. For each other. One of us kicks the bucket. Same outfit. You just absorb each other like a twin in the womb. Although you're kind of like the, your styles,

she's more the yehaw. Yeah. You don't dress like, she dressed like she owns a few cracker barrels. Several franchise. Cracker barrel nightclubs. That's what she dresses like. It's a cracker barrel with a disco ball.

It's coyote ugly but cracker barrels. Yes. Do you see the video? of her meeting Harry Styles? Yes, I did. I retweeted it. Are you jealous? I wasn't jealous really because I don't love him that way.

She does. I know she does and I was so happy for her. I knew she was happy, but in the pictures it looked like her whole family just died. Because she's like. I know some people were like, is she okay? Because I retweeted it and I said I'm so happy for her. What did her do to her? Is everything okay?

Should I call somebody? I don't know. I was talking about this with someone the other day. I don't know if I would ever. be like, I don't know if I would have that reaction to famous people. I'm not sure, though, maybe. It depends who? Yeah, I guess it depends.

I don't really know. I couldn't think of anyone when someone asked me, like, who's someone that you would, like, fan girl over really bad. Now, especially now that I do this, I don't know who I would feel that way. I did say, though, that I would love, like, I'd probably be really fan girlie over Caesar Milan, you know, the dog whisperer. Yeah, the one and only. Why?

You love the show? Yeah. I'm just, I'm just fascinated. I just find his. talent so like I don't know hypnotizing I mean if we're being gross training dogs is extremely impressive that's what I'm saying a lot of things entertainment are not that impressive it's true you know that's why I'm like I've I've met I've met a few famous people or seen them at the very least and nothing really like stirs me quite like that Beyonce

that might that might geek me out a little bit but I I don't think I'm one of those people that's like if you're that famous I like don't want to talk to you you have to hide. Yeah, because I just don't know what I would say and I don't want to be there when it happens. You know what I mean? No, I get it. I'll mentally check out while it's happening so I don't have to experience it if it's embarrassing. Dissociate. Yeah, immediately. Yeah. That's why I'm like, well, and sometimes I think like they don't care about me. Like, what are we going to talk about the weather? We have nothing in common. They live in a different plane of existence than I do. Yeah, I got to meet Emma Buntin once, a baby spice. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was it was dissociative. Yeah.

Identity disorder. Yeah. I blacked out. And you're like, we're like, people tell us all the time that we look so much alike. You and her? No, I said, did you tell her that? No, I said to where I said, I spent most of my youth pretending to be you and honestly, most of my adulthood. Just like, FYI.

And she told me my boots had girl power. And I said, work, bitch. I got to. It was like, it was like a remember the Titan speech. I was like crying. Oh, my God. A monologue? Yeah.

An acceptance speech. I think that's great. If I ever win like an Emmy, I'm going to thank Emma Bunton. And only her. And only her. He's the first I want to thank Emma Bunton. I'm going to thank my God. Baby Spice.

Thank you so much. And you just leave. Just walk right off. Go shit yourself right after. Okay, back to this guy's video. He basically said, okay, natural girl. Guys only like natural girls, blah, blah, blah, blah. So someone commented on it and said,

women think these things look good as a competition between themselves, but dudes usually want the slightly busted chick that's natural and cute. Slightly busted? Slightly busted chick. What's your type? Slightly busted. Someone who's not ugly but thinks they are, so I can like really manipulate that. Also, when these guys are on Pornhub, I guarantee or they're not looking for the thumbnail of the girl with no makeup on.

Slightly busted. They're at porn searches. Slightly busted girl. Slightly busty girls. Busty. You know what? I mean, I don't know. I always just think of the comments of these people.

I mean, I guess in gay world, gay guys are extremely critical of men, too. But it's not alien, and so it's not so ignorant. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the whole competition thing, that's a male thing. Like a straight man, like, entrenched in toxic masculinity thing, where they're constantly, like, peacocking against one another. like dick measuring, they do that. Women don't do that.

I mean, like, typically women don't do that. Women who have internalized misogyny will do that. Yeah. Which, again, men are the root of all evil. So there you go. And women, dick measuring. Yeah. You know.

Yeah. Not every woman can even participate in that. There you go. So that's what I'm saying. So it's one of those things where I'm like, you, it's like the most intense form of delusion. They, like, convince themselves that, like, women are constantly performing, like, a circus act for them.

and they're just taking their pig of the litter. You know what I love and this is horrible. I get booked on things where, you know, I'm huge. I'm six feet tall and then in drag, I'm probably almost seven feet tall. Yeah. And when I get to work with a straight guy who's really short, I know that he's not thrilled that I'm seven feet tall.

And I'm there. And you're beat down. And I'm like, I like crouched out. I'm like, hi, honey, you know. And of course it. Totally. And I just get, I love being tall. I'm a big fan of drag queens who are super.

tall. Like RuPaul's like nine feet tall. Damn. I know you are really tall. I'm tall too. So everyone who sees me online thinks that I'm like four or three. Does something happen to you that happens to me in greet? The first thing they say is oh my God, you're so big. You're so tall. Yeah. You know, wait, okay, you'll probably

get this because you're tall. You're a tall girl just like me. But like I was explaining this to my sister the other day and she was like laughing so hard, she was crying. But I was like, okay, so sometimes this is not a read, okay? But like sometimes I'll meet girls. And this always it's a very specific type of girl but they love me they're like oh my god

I love you so much I'm such a big fan I'm like thank you like that's so sweet can I take a picture of course we go to take a picture they do that short girl shit where they like hold my stomach like we're at prom do they do that fucking shit to you because it makes me and I said don't hold me like I'm your man

girl like the way that they they stand in front of you and they put your arms around their belly and they look like a portrait They gaze off into the distance. Yeah, they put a tuxedo jacket on you. They hold me like this and they like do the little shoulder shit where they're going, you know what I mean?

Oh, it makes me like it makes me upset. That doesn't happen to me, but when girls take pictures with me, they'll go like, oh my God, I feel so petite. Yeah, they emphasize it's a very specific type of person. It's always like, oh my God, I'm so small. I feel so small. Yeah, they're like, oh my God, like you're so big. First of all, big is such a choice word to use.

Like big, like big in the UK. A lot of fans there. Yeah, like they're like big, like the movie big with Tom Hanks. The gay boys love you though, right? Yeah. The gay boys love you. Yeah, they do. You know, some women just always have like a gravitational pull to gay men.

I'm assuming you're that woman. When did you know that you had a gravitational pull for the gays? Well, I think mostly like because any man who comes up to me, like someone who identifies is a male who comes up to me immediately they tell me I'm gay so like they don't even give me a chance to say anything they're like hey girl such a big fan I'm gay by the way so like you're like and you're still bald bitch and I'll still read you bitch no then I go oh oh thank you congrats right like what do I that's how I knew because that's the first thing they tell me also gay women love me too love well yeah they they love me when my first few episodes

my show, people were like, this should just be called Drew's show with the most famous lesbians on social media. Because the lesbians online are like, fuck, spit roast that man. No, truly. And the gay guys are like, fuck men. Because gay guys are men. They're like, men are horrible. You're right.

There you go. They encourage me all the time. And so that's how I knew. I've had, like, I could probably count on one hand the amount of times I've had a straight man approach me, like, and say something to me. They've never ever been negative, but sometimes they'll tell me, like, like, one time this dude chased me down was holding a baby he goes me and my wife are such big fans of you can we take a picture with you with our baby and i was like yeah sure yeah the baby was like in the

picture i took it we all took it together the baby was like oh yeah the baby was like you know what like and sometimes they'll approach me and say my girlfriend's a really big fan like can i um take a video of you saying something to my girlfriend or like can i take a picture with you to show my girlfriend that kind of stuff I love that yeah it's sweet one time I had someone come to me his girlfriend was hiding in a Sephora she was like hiding behind the racks of makeup and he goes my girlfriend's a really big fan she's too nervous to come out here but I wanted to tell you that she's a big fan of yours and I was like oh thank you and he goes you're welcome and then he just looked at me and I was all okay and then I just had to churn and walk away even though I wasn't done shopping because he wasn't

leaving so I just left I left the Sephora and just went home you put on one of the the Sephora outfits and put it at your piece just started your shift Yeah, and I clocked in, and I said I get that all the time. Yeah. I make a lot of, my fans are so young, they're young teen girls. A lot of like young teen women who like women. And so I get a lot of like a middle age, like, why mom who's like, my stepdaughter hates me, but she loves you.

And she'll think I'm so cool if we take a video together. And I go, I'll help you. You're like, yeah. Because everyone wants to seem cool to their, like, teen daughter who fucking hates them. So they're like, can we send a picture to my daughter? She loves you. I'm like, how old is she, like, 14? I'm like, yeah, she probably hates you.

Let's try to get you a win. The odds of that are pretty high. Yeah, I have, I've had dads come up to me before. And, like, this one dad came up to me. We walked past a restaurant. I think he was eating in with his family, sit at a terminal. He came up, walked really far to get to me. He is my teen daughter is, like, a huge fan.

And, you know, we're not from here. So, like, I said, you never know when you may see her again. Like, we came here. We see a celebrity. We guys say something. I said celebrity. I don't know about that. But like I'm sitting in the sparrows.

Oh, is Tom Hanks here? I'm all celebrity. I'm like looking around. I'm eating at the P.F. Chang's at 9 a.m. Girl. At L.A. at L.X. Mary.

Yes. At that burger place where you build a burger. You're at TSA with no pants on. You're like, take the picture. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, okay. I literally walked with him all the way back to the restaurant so I could take a picture with his daughter.

And she was so nervous that she took pictures with me with her mascot. And then he was like, take the mask off so we could get a picture. His dad. He was so sweet, though. Like, their whole family was so sweet. So I was like, see, that's nice. Okay, well, I think we've gone off the rails long enough now. What do people expect?

I don't know. You know, if you think we're coming here and like stay on topic, please. There's people supposed to be directing us. Not a peep. They let this happen to you. And they laughed the whole time. They laughed the entire time. So they're just as guilty as the two of us, honestly.

I love you so much. I love you too. And I was ready for this to be exactly what it was. Period. Sometimes on the internet you can tell like... I'm going to vibe. Yeah, we're going to vibe. Same thing I have with me and Brittany.

I was like, this is going to be a problem for everyone. I'm going to make sure it's everyone else's problem at this point. I'd be to create an environment that is so annoying to everyone. When I went to VidCon, me and Brittany pulled up at the same time. We were supposed to be there early. We both got there at 10 p.m. We pulled up literally one behind the other. VidCon is at night?

No. They just said to be there in the morning so you could check in and everything, but we both got to the hotel at 10 p.m. the first day. Killing it. And we were on the same floor to like three doors down from each other. Never once went and saw each other. Just texted the whole lot. That's friendship. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

We love each other, just like you and I. I adore you. I love you in spite of your baldness. Thank you. That's telling you out. It's so real. Thank you all for watching this episode of the comment section. I want to thank the lovely. is Tracy Martel for being on my show.

Where can everybody find you, Trixie? You can find me on every platform at Trixie Mattel and you can watch Trixie Motel season one on Discovery Plus right now. Period. I still haven't gotten an invite, but, you know, that's okay. That's fine. I saw Brittany filmed an episode with you, but like, it's all right. Oh, my God.

I wait until the end of the show to make it uncomfortable. Tell you what, I'll replace her with you in my life, which means we never see each other. Deal. Count your days, Brit. Thank you all for joining us this episode of the comment section. If you want to watch full episodes, they drop every Wednesday. You can also stream the comment section on all streaming platforms, Spotify, album music, Amazon.

You know where to find me, bitch. Thank you so much for watching us. Thank you so much to Trixie Mattel for joining us. And I'll see you all next week. Bye. Hey, y'all, it's your girl, Drew. And if you enjoyed my episode with Anthony, make sure you check out her new show, Reading the Stars with Anthony Bumba.

It's available on anywhere you can find podcasts and the past your bedtime. time YouTube channel and it drops on August 23rd. Go check out her show, go check out my show, then go check out all the shows. Love you. Bye.