The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - WE HAVE A COUPLE HOT TAKES Ft. Morgan Absher | Drew Afualo | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 75

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

[video available on Spotify] This week, Morgan Absher of the iconic Two Hot Takes podcast joins Drew on the show to discuss a subject they both encounter often: assholes on the Internet. They unpack a man's video explaining the best way to get a girl's phone number, Drew talks about the time a male stripper threw her around, why men who make sexual cooking videos make them want to die, and so much more! Drew: ⁠https://linktr.ee/drewafualo Morgan Absher: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/?hl=en Two Hot Takes: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoHotTakes/videos and https://open.spotify.com/show/6kCMPmQxqL1gO0DNtqeyQl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I don't understand how people get light bulbs stuck up inside them. Why would you ever use a light bulb? Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite. Everyone knows me. Who cares about me? On to the very special guest. Today, we have the one, the only, Morgan from two hot takes.

Hello, hello. I'm so happy to have you. I'm so excited to be here. Welcome to the show. Thank you. Wow. I feel honored. It's been a long time coming.

It has. Me and Morgan go way back. Oh, you've been the best guest I've ever had on mine. Truly. You hear that day's? Just kidding. I know. I'm like, we did a trio episode.

Yeah, my sister was on the show too. Oh, you could be tired. Some of you may know Morgan from two hot takes. If you don't know, if you're not familiar with her face, you definitely know her voice, which you get all the time. I get recognized by my voice more than my face. Absolutely. Yeah. Some of our really good friends have been listening to your show since, like, I think the pandemic.

And what I told me recently, they're like, are you, like, actually friends with Morgan? And I'm like, from two hot takes? And they're like, I was like, yeah. And they were like, I love her show. They said they find your voice very soothing. I put a lot of people to bed. Yeah. I love that.

As someone who struggles to sleep, I'm glad they have that for those guys. You're a good ASMR girly. Oh, about that. No. I have been told I have mouth noises and it's ASMR in a bad way. So apologies ahead of time. Mouth noises. You know, like the, I'm like a little, yeah, I've trained myself to kind of cut them down a little bit. Because they, like, it's all I think about now when I talk. I feel like that's all ASMR is, though, is your, like your natural noises.

I don't get it. I don't get it either. Have you seen the anime ones where it's like, yum! Yum! I actually just saw one on Twitter. Okay. I'm not kidding yesterday. And I appreciate that. I've never heard about it. There's a bigger conversation where people are like, the only reason you're making fun of this girl is because she's black. Yeah, exactly. But it's like, and it's anime.

Yeah, it's the same stuff. So it's normal. I don't really care for ASMR, but that's just because I don't like when people get too close to me. And it feels like someone's close to me whispering in my ear. I don't like that. I have sensory issues. Me too.

So no. I don't really care for that. Nope. How long have you been doing two hot takes now? I started it in February of 2021. Really? Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's so much sooner than I thought. Yeah, it's only been like two and a half years. It was a pandemic depression project that now is my job. Period. I love that. Yeah, it's really weird though because I, as you know, I went to grad school for a doctorate in occupational therapy. And I just had my hooding last week. I know, how'd that go? It was like really sad. I know. That sounds really weird because it's like it's been, you know, three years in the making. But it was this really bittersweet moment where it's like, I'm the only one sitting on stage not doing OT.

And so it was like, what did I do? What do you mean? You're just well-rounded. You got lots of things in your holster. I know. My dad told me he's like, it's fine, Morgan. It's a part of you that's woven into your fiber now. It makes you who you are.

Period. Like, who knows if you have a podcast or be where you're at without it. That's true. It's one of those existential crises. For sure. I feel like we're entitled to it. certain point in time. It's one of my daily rotations. Yeah. Absolutely. That was me too when I like stopped working in sports. I'm like what am I going to like what am I going to do now? Even like before

that like I didn't even realize what I was supposed to do at that point because I was like I really failed to I think separate myself. Yeah from my job. So then I was like I don't even know what the hell like who am I without this job? I have no idea. No. Can you imagine going back though? Hell no. I can't. I just can't even imagine myself working Monday through Friday 9 to 5 in a hospital anymore. Well, and even so, and yours was way more serious than mine. Mine was just me like dicking around in sports. But like with mine, I thought to myself, I joke all the time that this is the only job I could have where I could wear whatever I want and I could be late. Like this is the only job I could ever have. Thank God. I'm built for it. I'm because I'm always late. Yeah.

It's something. Yeah. The way Morgan knows. It's okay, though. It's the one thing I wish I could change about myself, if I'm being honest. I don't know what happens. I genuinely don't. Do you just lose track of time?

I think so, because I sit on my phone and I'm like, okay, let's say I have to get ready at four. And I'm like, okay, it's only one. I got three hours. Okay. I'm chilling. And then I look at my phone and I look up and it's 5.30. What? Where did the time go?

And I was supposed to leave the house at four. I got dinner the other night with Brittany and Caleb. Yeah. And we were texting about like times to me. And we were like, oh, let's meet at 7. And I was like, okay, great. I'll meet you guys down there. Like me and Dase met them down here in L.A.

And we were all I was like, oh, yeah, I'll meet you guys down there. And then Brittany was like, okay, Drew, we're going to meet at 7. So that's a 5 p.m. call time for you. Thank you. Thank you so much. She knows. She knows because she's always, I'm sure you're a punctual F. Yeah.

I just get too much anxiety if I'm like super late. Yeah. But at least you're not one of those people that thinks being late is like a cute personality trait. That's true. You recognize it and you feel bad about it. I do. And you're trying. And I apologize.

In advance, I'm so sorry. Even my team, like, they literally, they told this to me one time because I was like freaking out because I was late about, I was late to something. But I read the time wrong. And that's why that was literally just I read it wrong. And they were like, it's okay. And then my agent told me, it's all right. I lie to you about times all the time because I want to make sure you're on time. I was like, oh, well.

Okay, so whose fault is it really? And now I never know if she's lying or if it's the real time, so I have to adhere to it no matter what. I feel like you're going to get trust issues from that. Probably. I already have them. Add it to the pile. Out it to the list.

Bank it. So it's been two and a half years of two hot takes. Yeah. Have you seen, because you're obviously a huge podcast. For those of you don't know, Morgan has a very successful podcast called Two Hot Takes. But for your podcast, have you seen like a shift in the podcast? world like since 2021 to now. I feel like there's been like a huge uptick. Oh, it's popping off. Yeah. I feel like there's so many people starting podcasts. And it's just, I feel like it's kind of the wave

now. Like everyone, everyone has a podcast. So it's, it's cool to see. I think like there's some people that do it really well, like obviously yourself. But there's some that I just want to be like, hi. Can I help you? Yeah, Morgan is an expert. If y'all ever need advice on how to do a success podcast Morgan and her boyfriend Justin are both very much so experts. But on your show, y'all do Reddit threads. My favorite. Am I the asshole threads? That's what your crown jewel is.

What drew you to Reddit in the first place? I was just always obsessed with these relationship stories. And because I graduated in April of 2020, I couldn't get a job for a year. Despite there being a pandemic and needing health care workers, I couldn't get a job for a year and I was so depressed. I would just go on Reddit and other people's crazy lives and all these problems they were dealing with made me feel better about myself. Oh, you found community. I found a sense of community. They hate me on Reddit. Why? I mean, did you look at a snark page? No, you know, I don't know where. I think someone sent it to me once, but like the first Reddit,

first and last time I looked on Reddit was like a year and a half ago. And, and, someone sent me a post. They just, it was like a burner account. They sent it to me on Instagram. So I clicked on it. It's probably their post that they wanted you to see. I'm sure. I'm sure it was. I wouldn't be surprised.

And it literally just said, does anyone know that bitch on TikTok named Drew? Follow. And it had one up vote. Themselves. Yeah. And then just one comment that said, I do. I hate her. And that was it.

Which is honestly funny. So I cropped in. It was my Twitter header for like a year. Love that. Because I am that bitch on TikTok. Yeah. Embrace it. You honestly gave me the most amazing advice one time.

And I was like, I don't know how to deal with like the negative people and the haters. And you literally said, and I was like, how do you do it? And you're like, I wouldn't care if they drop dead tomorrow. I truly think about that. I think about that daily. It's true. If you remove it, if you remove yourself so far from it and you're just like, would I care if this person drop dead tomorrow? No? No? I don't care about your words. I sure as hell don't care about that. I don't care about your livelihood.

No. Your happiness, your success. Like, no. I don't care at all. And if they're a hater, it doesn't matter. They're still thinking about you. That's what I'm saying. And you know what? It has fostered a very fruitful career for me, so I'm okay with it. Love that. Love that for you. I forgot we talked about that. Yeah, that was the first time everyone on your job. Oh, it changed my life. It really did. It helps a lot. Oh, I was crying daily. before you told me that. Really? Yeah. I'm a sensitive little Pisces.

That is true. I can't take... Miss Water's on. Oh, I can't take criticism. So I... And it's the most random things that people will be mean to you about. For what?

I welcome the mean... Like, people being rude or disrespectful to me is to be expected. Yeah. Because of the kind of content I make. So it kind of, it would be really ironic if I was like so taken aback by getting hate because like, duh, right?

It literally is. But yours makes no sense because I don't know what it is that you're doing to warrant that kind of hate. But it's the internet. Yeah. Well, and it's not even like, they're not even hating my takes on the Reddit stories. They're attacking me as like a person. And I'm like, okay. Like, thanks.

Like, I have this weird habit of like kind of being like Jessica Day where if I'm awkward, like I'll sing. Like, okay, next story. Thank you. Like just weird. Someone just mentions that. Yeah. And they're like, okay, her singing was cute and quick. quirky at first, but now she's so fucking annoying.

Morgan, but you stop being so fucking annoying. I'm like, and you're like, okay, sorry. This is me. I'll stop being me. Cool. I just like, go read the stories yourself. Like, you know Reddit's free, right? Yeah.

Like, go read them yourself. Well, why are you? And they're like, love the episode, though. They always do that. At the end. Always do that. They're like, I really fucking hate the sound of your voice. Honestly, looking at you makes me enraged, but great episode.

Great episode. Love that. Hate this. guess don't ever bring them back terrible chemistry ruined the vibe great episodes 10 out of 10 5 stars what thanks thanks just go away it's just the internet i think it's the nature of the internet but people i don't know sometimes i think i'm like i feel like sometimes people think the world revolves around only them and that's crazy it is wild it's a real delusional way of thinking i'm not moving through the world it goes for everyone too like even before like i had the podcast or anything i used to look at

how many people like shared my posts. You know how you could see? Oh yeah. Like on Instagram and stuff? Yeah. Why are, who's talking shit about me? Why are you sharing my post? I think that sometimes too.

But then sometimes I think it could be shit talking. It could be like, oh, look how funny this is. Like how cool this is. Who knows? You're very positive. I think I'm, listen, I'm a firm believer in gas setting yourself if you don't know the answer. Like if you don't know what someone. someone's narratives or intentions are and you have no, like, way of finding out, why not just

make up your own story? Put that on a t-shirt. I'm telling you. It's just like when someone, like, that's the kind of mentality of applied to ghosting, like when people ghost you, I'm like, I'm a big fan of ghosting personally because I just feel like, if I don't really know you that well, I don't really owe you a reason why I left. You know what I'm saying? Like, why, you're never going to talk to me again? But on the flip side, if I were to get ghosted, who's to say he didn't like, you know, join the army and go under cover. Could have died. Could have died. Could have moved to the other side of the world.

Could have lost all his memory. Like, who's to say? I don't know. And he's never going to tell me. So I'm just going to gaslight myself. That's so smart to think that way. Yeah. Because I had a friend who had a date set up with a guy.

And she was like, got ghosted the day of. And he texted her a week later and he's like, sorry, I got hit by a car. Oh. Is he being serious? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. He was in the hospital.

It's like one of those where it's like. The one exception, you're like, see, that happened to her, so that could be my case. Use it as source material. There we go, guys. That's what I would do. I think guess at yourself because then who's going to correct you? They're not coming back. No.

They're gone. If I'm wrong, come and tell me why. But you won't. So there you go. My story is, I was too good for them. Such a healthy way of thinking. I think so. I know.

I honestly love it. You just, and your little tidbits, injecting so much wisdom into me every time I see you. Do you deal with? assholes frequently or mostly just on Reddit when you read the stories. Like mostly like third party or is anyone ever? I know you get random hate. Yeah. But like do you ever have like repeat offenders or is it just kind of like random?

I've blocked and restricted a lot of people on Instagram. Yeah. That are just like repeat offenders. Like they just keep coming back. Why are you here still? Yeah. If you hate me so much. Oh and they clearly do.

Yeah. They clearly do. I wish there was a feature where I could block people based on podcast reviews because that's where they're the meanest. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never looked at them. I don't really want to. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

That's where they're the meanest. So I wish you could do that. But yeah, I've gotten really good about just blocking people. You know what's a really good feature that they have? Only on some platforms is muting people. I think muting is such an underrated tool because sometimes when you block people were like, oh, she blocked me because I, you know, shared ballot, whatever. Like they'll make up their own narratives.

So like to avoid conflict like that, I think muting works great because then you never see it and they don't know if you ever see it. And then it's just kind of like you can shout into the void. A hundred percent. Essentially. Like it's almost like you put a wall between them and the rest of your community and they have no idea it's there. Especially for people that you still have to run into and see like a mutual friend,

but you're like, God, this bitch is annoying. I just don't want to deal with her. Yeah. And so muting. Yeah. Or like hiding their stuff, like their stories and stuff so you never have to see them. Oh, especially if it's triggering stuff. and you're like, oh, your political views.

Just hate your guts, but can't block you. I've been on a real unfollow spree lately. That's so healthy. I think so. It honestly is so healthy. I hadn't purged in a minute. And you know, there's like, when you're in college and stuff, you meet like a random person and you guys follow each other on Instagram and then you're following each other for the rest of time.

Oh, the girl's bathroom. Even though you never see each other again. Yeah. There were a lot of those people in there. I was like, I should probably unfollow these, but I don't even know these people. Yeah, there's a lot I need to cleanse. I meet a lot of girls in the bathroom when I'm out, and I made friends with this one porn star,

and nothing wrong with that at all. Yeah. Like, do what you want to do. Yeah. But I'll be scrolling on Instagram, and I was like in the subway in New York, and all of a sudden it's like ass clapping, and I'm like, oh, okay.

That's happened to me too. I'll do the mute. Yeah, muting. Yeah. Muting works great because then muting I use the most for people who I feel like, are, what do you call them? They just, like, love to hate you, but they, or hate followers.

Yeah. Like, they still follow you on everything. They still engage with all of your content, but it's nothing but hate. Like, what is the point? No. So people like that, I'm like, okay, unless if you start being offensive towards me or other people, then I'm going to block you. Yeah.

But if you're just being, like, a random hater, like, I'm just going to mute you. They need more hobbies. Goodbye. Like, or just, like, when they comment on stuff that's not even relative to what it is you're talking about, which happens all the time. They're just looking for like a hug, honestly. And they're just screaming in the void, just trying to find someone that will give them attention and a hug.

I had a guy recently. He posted a TikTok that I thought was his, but apparently it wasn't. And I have no way of finding it because the original guy who made it. It's like a hate video about me. He blocked me because he's a bitch, clearly. So this guy put it in his story and he was like, yeah. and then tagged me. And so obviously I see it because you see every story you're tagged in.

And the whole video, it was like a clip from this show of me and Caleb when we were just talking about like, you know, how fat phobia is so rife and violent and like you should probably worry about the fact that you don't have a job more than like what I look like. Yeah. And this guy was like, the obesity positive community. That's how he started the video. I was like, okay, rough start. And he basically went through the whole thing basically saying it's really fucked up of me to say that meal prepping is a form of disordered eating, which it is.

Because it's not eating normal. And he's like, that's not true. Some of us just want to be in peak performance shape at all times. And he was like, just because I don't hate my body and I don't want to be a fat whale, doesn't mean anything. It was just like the most dramatic video of all time. Yeah. And some other guy was just like, yeah to me. And he was dressed like an adult magician.

So I retweet it. I reposted it. And I put it in my story and I was like, I can't believe you tagged me in this thing. And this was going to hurt my feelings when you wear vests willingly. Like you wear them casually. You wear them frequently, actually. That's crazy. And then he blocked me immediately.

Like immediately blocked me, deleted the story, like everything. They can't handle it. Where'd you go? They can't handle it. That's got so weird to me. like the guy making a full-fledged hate video about you. And it had like stock footage in there. Oh, you know he spent hours on that.

On Capcut. And then to block you, it's like, didn't you want my attention? I thought that's what you wanted. I thought you wanted my attention. Sometimes people, when I repost their stories and their hateful stories about me, I'll repost it, girl. I don't get a fuck. And I put it in my story so we can all laugh together.

And sometimes they're like, I didn't think you were going to see that. That's so embarrassing for you. You tagged me thinking I wasn't going to see that. girl i'm not niki monage i do look in my stories i do look through every single story tile i'm sure people just see your following number and they're like she's so unattainable like and you like i could talk shit and she wouldn't yeah exactly so it's like they're trying to find their little buddies and they hope that putting you down is the way to do it they like strike the right yeah isn't that weird when they they like try to find uh that kind of camaraderie

we talked about that with kaleb on the show but like they try to find community in your comments like they're like does anybody else like find her so irritating because men don't have communities yeah yeah they have to infiltrate ours men do not have communities it's actually really fucking sad it's weird i i watched the like the vice video with um griffin maxwell brooks oh yeah and watching that video it's like i love them it's so amazing and watching that video it just makes you realize that like men put themselves in these boxes of isolation and they're their own worst enemy and they They have the complete ability to change it. And yet they don't.

Oh, no, girl. They'll blame us, though. They'll blame me, actually, specifically. They'll blame everyone but themselves. Yeah. Everything's our fault. You can have mental health. You can have intimate, close friends.

You can have communities. You don't have to shit on Drew to get it. And if you do, just make sure I don't see it. Don't tag her. Yeah, don't tag her. Because if I see it, I'm going to respond to it. You're done. You're done.

Okay, so speaking of assholes on the internet, that is actually going to be our topic for the day because Morgan is somewhat of an expert considering she's gone through hundreds of hours of Am I the Asshole post? What's the, if you can think of one off the top of your head, what's like one of the craziest ones you've ever? Slug boyfriend, the one I had with you. Oh, that one was crazy. This guy was feeding his girlfriend's slugs. From the backyard. And they were actually, like, poisonous. They were causing her to have, like, a heart condition.

Like health problems. Yeah. And she didn't find out until like, what, like six months later or something? Yeah. And she then got heart pills and he was switching out her heart pills with salt. It was just like one thing after another. But I really, I've really, really messed people up lately. Really?

There's a couple iconic stories that have just kind of flew under the radar for me. I don't know how gross I want to get for you. But this guy had an intimate relationship with a coconut. Okay. And he didn't, you know, he kept it in his room under his bed for a little bit. Okay. And so he started to notice flies in his room. Okay.

And then he was like, well, just one more time. I'll use it one more time. And so as he's, you know, pulling back from the coconut, there's maggots on him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's, that's probably the worst one. My butthole go inside my body. Yeah. They're like retracted.

There's also the last one I'll leave you with. this guy broke his arms, both arms, and he developed a relationship with his mom because he was so frustrated. And it's a verified story. I know. That will leave you up at night. You know how you said?

I help people fall asleep. Not anymore. I'm like, that's what you freaks are falling asleep too? Yeah. Yeah. No, I did have a couple. Why a coconut? It was just around.

But coconuts aren't. No, I just don't know anything about It was a lot of work I was going to say there's I feel like there's softer fruits Canaloupes Yeah He had to use a drill to make a hole in the coconut

Like he went through a lot of work When a cantaloupe is easier Don't try pineapples though Apparently there's enzymes in them that eat skin Well they're also I'm sure it's sting too If they're yeah That is sad

I feel like there's way more comfier fruits But maybe I just don't know anything about that Yeah, it was just like, or grapefruit. See? Like that grapefruit lady that went viral on YouTube like forever ago. Oh my God. When she was teaching out to give like a blowjob with a grapefruit. Did you kind of want to try it?

What am I a circus act? Like I'm not bringing extra tools. Like, and for my next trick. Like, I'm not doing that. What am I on the job? I'm not doing that. I just love DIYs. So I feel like, I like DIY as much as the next trick.

Only when it comes to my crown molding, not in the bedroom. Only when it comes to hanging a shelf. I'll report back sometimes. Not giving a blowy. Yeah, let me know. I just think it's... I feel like there's too many orifices that could... Something could go in there, and then you're at the hospital, and then you have to explain.

Well, see, this is what happened. I brought a couple extra tools in the bedroom, something went left. Sorry. I don't understand how people get light bulbs stuck up inside them. light bulbs why would you ever use a light bulb girl i don't even know what you're talking about people will literally use light bulbs up their ass

ass vagina that light bulb can fit up your i guess i mean i don't know i don't want to i don't want a kinkshame but that does sound painful teach their own that's why i say like sex toys exist use those use them good old fist you can put that up there that'd probably be a little bit better than a light bulb.

Honestly. At least there's like, instructional videos for that. Like for a fist. Yeah. Not a light bulb. Maybe there is one. I don't know.

Honestly, there is probably is. I bet you there is. I wouldn't put it past. Well, considering people are fucking coconuts, I wouldn't put it past them. Oh, it gets worse. What you can find on Reddit?

I can only imagine. Someone made a cum omelet. For what? It was so bad. I watched the video with my mom. mom and my brother. Like them actually making it? No.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I meant like frying it up. Yeah. Because someone suggested it as a story I read during an episode with my mom and my brother. And I'm like, okay, cool. Why? Your mom and your brother.

I didn't, I didn't proof read it. I was like, let's go for it. And of course, there was a video. How did they make the egg scrambled or like over easy? You know, they just kind of, it was more scrambled. It wasn't a true omelet. I would assume now there's no yolk. No.

It's like egg whites more than it is. That's a little misleading. Mm-hmm. For them saying, making an omelet. It's more like an egg-white omelet. It was like a hash. A hash. They're like, that's eggs Benedict, make some crab, put it on avocado toast.

I didn't get to the end. I wonder if they did put it on anything. You know what's funny? This is Automic, but not really. On my show, Tootia Girls with my sister. I forget what we were talking about, but she said that there was like someone had commented that clean dick tastes like avocados and I was like you're out of your fucking mind.

They're out of your mind. They must have something wrong with them. That's like the people. I'm like, you bitches are making avocados toast every morning and you're telling me that tastes like a dick. You're wrong. Maybe brush your teeth. Before you brush your teeth or is it after.

That's like people that think cilantro tastes like soap. It's like just a gene. Maybe that girl's got a gene. There you go. It's something. It's just a science thing. Science. That's a taste bud thing, girl.

That's you. That's always like, you're wrong. You're wrong. Yeah, no, that's not normal. No. Maybe he needs to wash better. That's what I was saying. That's not what a clean.

A clean dick tastes like nothing. That's why it's clean. You know what I mean? When it has a flavor, that's... The worst is when you get a little soap, though. I'd rather get soap than avocado. Well, then, you know, he tried. He really got it in there.

Really tried. He really prepped. He did all the prep work. He did all the prep work for it. All right, now that we're wildly off topic. All right, let's get back to assholes on the internet. No, it's all right. It's the best.

Okay, so for those of you who don't know, what we do here on the comment section is we bring videos that I was tagged in that are applicable to our topic today. And then we're going to talk about them, dissect them, laugh at them, whatever it is required. So this first video is this man is sitting in a chair telling guys the way to get a girl's number that quote works every time but it's just his side profile he's not looking at the camera while he's talking he says if you want a pre-supposition of value you should ask what's your number instead of can i have your number because it's a linguistic trick that implies that you already have her number what what a word salad okay it sounds like he's trying a jettie mind trick yeah

he's not gonna work that's called manifest If I speak it into existence, it is to come true. That's actually what he's trying to do. Yeah, he's just manifesting. He has a five-minute journal, I bet. It's still going to be a no. What's your number? I would say, don't worry about it.

Get away from me. No, I don't have any change. If you don't have it already, you don't need it. Bye. I don't know. What's what you say? You just say, I don't fucking know. So the comments on here, it says, I don't ask.

I hand them my phone. They know what to do. I'm not there to be friends. So stop. Me when I lie on the internet. I'm not there to be friends. I don't ask. These guys sound like serial killers.

I know. I literally had a guy, like, I just hate all the words this guy was trying to use to sound smart. I was talking about stuff on Twitter. I was like talking shit on Twitter like I always do. I'm going to delete that app soon. It's getting real bad over there. It's getting awful. It's going down in flames.

Yeah. I go there when I need to release all of my venom that I've built up inside my body if I don't expose it. Like, I'll die. Okay. That is the best place to do it. Yeah. So I go on there and I just, I look for awful people to attack. And someone had written, like I wrote like a thread on something and someone was like,

I like how you used this like creative word jargon to try and trick people into thinking you're smart. He wrote some fucking bullshit. And I was like, well, first of all, using. the phrase word jargon is like using the phrase emotions feelings like it's a it's redundant and it's doesn't make sense so you're already not smart enough to have this conversation with me that's one and two and i just like elaborated into the rest of it and he never responded to me just say that's a big word for elmo that's literally a huge word for elmo but you use one big word in the men were like oh you think you're better than me or something okay just buy yourself a dictionary

It's okay. Uh-oh. They get so threatened. And this like, especially, obviously this is all, it's all the same dude, but this one, like this next comment says, don't get a girl's number. Get her social media. Do your homework, men. This way you don't waste your time or money. Okay, Jonah Hill.

Fuck off. No, literally. Her time or money. Do your homework. Which is you go and you object. to justify her and then if she gives you a chance, then you try to change her. Yeah.

That's the Jonah Hill method. Oh, absolutely psychotic. I know, it's unbelievable. I feel like they over, I consistently say this. I feel like men like this overcomplicate things.

It's really quite simple. Like if you're nice and you have like interests and hobbies and you like care about her as a person, odds are you're going to like get her interests and get to take her on a table. Absolutely. The odds are pretty high if you're like that. Well, and I hate the guys that are like, oh, well, I spent all this money on a first date. It's like, you didn't have to.

If she likes you and you genuinely care about her, you could do anything. Literally. Go to Trader Joe's, buy a couple wraps and go sit in a park. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a hundred dollars sushi dinner. You did that to yourself. And also, you chose to do. that. You chose it. I didn't ask for that. You asked me for a favor, which was to go on a date.

And I said yes. And then you picked something that was expensive. And it didn't work out. That's on you. Just say you were trying to impress me. And it didn't work. And it just, it simply didn't work out. And I think too, with, with men who talk about, like they bitch about spending money or whatever, I kind of equate that to buying drinks for women. Like they do the same shit with that. They're like, oh, I spent all this money on drinks. and go home with me. It's probably because you're ugly. But no, for real, I always think it's, I always compare it to like Vegas. Like, when you go gamble in Vegas, you know you're not going to win.

You're just doing it for the vibes. That's the best analogy. That's what I'm saying. Try your luck. You know, the house always wins, but you never know. So you might as well go spend money, make peace with spending money, and have a good time. And maybe it'll work out. And nine times out of ten, it will.

Well, see, you're the person that needs the course for all these men. You need the course, not what colors your Bugatti. Come on, Drew. I know, I'm going to start selling it. I'm going to start selling it. You know, wait a woman's heart. Being a Drew fan. I warn them about that.

You honestly should come up with a course. That, the vagus analogy, that's the best thing I've ever heard. It helps. It helps. I think it helps with perspective. It helps women not feel guilty because you have nothing to feel guilty for, because obviously men are objectifying you and that's the price they pay money for your time and attention and then for men it's just like it takes the pressure off you you don't have to worry about it

you're just there for a good time not a long time 100% there you go this next comment says I normally say are you going to let me hit yes or yes see they just that's just a lie well that's just a lie how small are you yeah so it's like you're going to let me hit yes or yes Ew. See, like, does he actually expect a response with that? I want to know if you do that for real. Post-a-any of you approaching someone in doing that for real and then tag me in it. I want to see it. I want to see it.

Let me see how it works in the wild. Let's see. No chance. Have you ever heard a crazy pickup line? No. I don't think I have either. I always get really stumped when I think back because I'm like, I've been out of the game so long. Me too.

Yeah, same. Almost five years. And I'm like. Thank God. Who? It's rough out there. Yeah. But no, I honestly, I don't think so, but that's a good way to get hit with a bat.

Like, no whole. I don't think I've ever had like anything crazy, any kind of crazy pickup line. It's always the cheesiest stuff. I think people know not to fuck with me. Like, I'm little, but like I've been told by multiple people I'm super intimidating. It's the RBF. But I don't know. I've never really got anything.

Yeah. Morgan's little. I'm not. by any stretch. You're just a tall girl. I'm a large bitch. I'm a large and in charge. You know what term I heard recently that I love?

Big body. I have a guy friend that came out to visit and everyone's calling him Big Body. They're like, hey, big body. And I'm like, I want to be called Big Body. It's just got a ring to it. A big body bends. Hey, big body. That's literally me.

Hey. I've always been large and in charge. So that's never stopped men approaching me before, though. True, you're hot. Don't try to distract people with this large and in charge. You're hot, you know it. I already know that. I'm just saying I'm a large person.

When I went to, me and Billy actually went to a party not too long ago. It was like a work thing. And we both got hit on separately away from each other. Same person? That would have been too. A unicorn looking for it too. No, it was, we were like, I went to the bar to get drinks and I got hit on and then he went to the bathroom and he got hit on.

Okay. Separally. And then we were comparing notes when we got back. Okay. You know what just popped into my head? I did witness one recently where this guy walked up to a girl and was like, hey, has anyone told you you're a breeder? And I was like, oh, barb. Who wants to hear that you just look at me for tall, athletic babies? What if you were like, oh, I don't breed dogs? Like, you just immediately like commit to a different bit. If you ever hear that.

I don't know what about me ever thought. I don't breed dogs personally now. If anyone gets that, use that line. You just commit to misunderstanding. No, I don't breed animals is what I'm trying to tell you. Yeah. I don't do that. God, you're fucking fast.

You're good. Like I told someone, uh, someone asked for advice about like, uh, they work in a male dominated environment and they're like, they newly promoted position. And they're a woman and they are surrounded by men and they make really inappropriate jokes a lot. Like whether they're objectifying or they're just misogynistic in general. Like, I don't know. It's just they're really awful. And she said that makes her really uncomfortable.

But at the same time, she doesn't want to say anything and make a hostile work environment. So she was like asking for advice. And I was like, I mean, it depends on your preference of what you do. Like, obviously, like you could approach it like how I am and you can make it hostile. and I don't care if it's hostile, I'll live in the hostile shit. If it means people stay away from me, I don't care. But not everybody's like me. So I was like, another tactic I found when I was working, you know, in corporate America was if they make an inappropriate joke, I would just be like, I don't get it.

That is the best way to do it. And then you're like, wait, wait, wait, I want to laugh too. Like someone explain it to me. I really, I don't understand. And then they'll keep saying and you're like, okay, so like she just has really big boo. or like, well, maybe I just don't get it. Like, you just ask. And then once they get to the end, you're like, oh, okay.

Okay, now I get it. Okay, I want the opportunity to do this so bad now. And you just make it so painfully uncomfortable. They're going to be like, that bitch is a wet blanket. Don't tell her our jokes anymore. And then they're just not going to joke around you anymore. They're just going to think you're an idiot, but like, hey, whatever works. I can literally feel the cringe.

I want to try this. And I tell her it, it's going to be so awkward, but you have to like, if you commit to it, it'll work. You have to embrace the bit. And she actually wrote back and told us that it works. She said she used it. She's like, I feel so good now because like, no, I don't, they don't ever joke around like, around me like that. And at the same time, I didn't have to like make a hostile working. A win is a win. I love this. I know. I think that's, you should. I highly recommend everyone try it. Someone come at me with some misogynistic shit. I'm ready. You can ever go wrong with just making a straight face either. Like when they, yeah, you're just like, never, never fails. The cringe and the humiliation they feel will, it'll course correct them, I'm sure. I'm thinking about the meme.

It's like the black girl that's like, that's like the face I'm going to make. Yeah. It's just like, okay. Yeah. Okay, this next video is this guy is dancing while on the screen. and he's listed out what he thinks are the best pickup lines for sliding into a girl's DMs. His five-star pickup line is,

I like what I see, let me get the opportunity to know you better. And another one of them is, I think you should put pronouns in your bio because I almost called you mine. That one's not as bad. That one's not that bad, but it also, I mean, is mine a pronoun?

No, he's not very good with English. I was going to say, like, grammar-wise, that's not a pronoun, is it? But at least... Two out of ten. Yeah, that one, that one's not as bad, but at least he knows what pronouns are. Yeah, I thought that was going to be making fun of pronouns. Maybe he'll be... Maybe he's not, you know, homophobic and transphobic with that one.

So there's hope with that one. I was going to say, that's just logistically incorrect. Like, mine, I don't believe, is a pronoun. No, the first one was not five stars, though, like he said. The first one's weird. when okay this is so so stupid but like every

every time I say something like this people are like that's so fucked out because men can't just enjoy listen this is just me okay but when men try to be sexy it makes me

want to die I guess is what I'm trying to say have you seen the cooking videos? Yes it's just like the guy like like doing cunolingus on the bread they're just so for what they're just so unsurious to me like i like when men try to be sexy it just it it icks me the fuck out like i'm sorry do less like who is this for who is this for it's not for the girls it's not for the gays it's not for the days it's not for the

days who are you doing this for i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it like it's just that's why like what's the worst you've seen like have you at a strip club you've been to a strip club a male strip club Not a male one. I'm not going to now. Femal strip clubs are fun, but they're also, I feel like they can be really creepy sometimes too because they're almost like a museum. It's like a zoo. Like, because men are so creepy and quiet, right?

Like, so they just like watch, like, scary. Yeah. And then. They do linger. Yeah. The first and last time I went to a strip club was, it was a two-story one. So the bottom level was female dancers. and then the top level was male dancers.

So we went through the bottom one which is why I'm like, this is creed. The vibe is so ominous in here. Went upstairs and it's male dancers and women are having fun. Like they're like laughing and dancing and drinking, having good time. They're from down under. Yeah, so like the energy was a lot more fun

because women are a fucking blast. Always. But men being sexy just makes me laugh. Like I just can't, I can't take it seriously. Is that why? I couldn't get into Magic Mike. Yes. Like it's just so crazy.

Everyone was like Channing Tatum is so hot. And I'm like, really? No. I just can't. I can't do it. Like with, uh, and then like I, that was my first experience like in a male strip club. Okay. So I had never experienced like dancing like that.

Like when they dance on you. Oh, they were dancing on you? Yeah, girl, like, you know, because my mom was there. naturally. So my mom bought me a lap dance and it was the most uncomfortable situation. I didn't know it was going to be like that. I didn't think I was going to be hyped

but I didn't think I was going to be so uncomfortable either. I just didn't know what I was going to feel. But I was sitting there and when they're doing it they talk to you. No. They're like dancing and they're like yeah so where are you from? Oh my gosh. California? That's crazy. How old are you?

Was this in Florida? No. It was Vegas. Oh, okay. Oh my God. It was just so, and I literally got a stage loud dance because it was my birthday. Oh, no. You know what song he danced to? The most stereotypical one that I cannot, like the... Oh, you're never going to guess it. Okay, well, now I'm excited. He danced to the song.

He does to the song, work from home. Wait, wait, wait, work from home? By with Army. I don't even know it. Work, work, work, work. No, it's someone that's like, you ain't got to go to work, work, work, work, that one. Oh, no. I guess it has, I mean, the way you sung it, it definitely has a good rhythm.

You work, work, work, and just thrust, thrust, thrust. What the fuck are you dancing to fifth harmony and putting your dick in my face? Your dick and cock and balls are in my face. No, the thing. And I'm listening to Camila Cabell? No. That's not fair to me. Why would you do that to me?

No. How would you do that to me? He needs jail time. He literally was like picking me up and like turning me upside down. And I was like, this is the worst. I was how violently embarrassed. I was like, this is the worst. Well, on your main stage.

You're in front of everybody. I didn't think he was good. He told me stand up. And I said, okay, because I thought the minute was over. And then he literally bent down and grabbed me by my ankles. No. And literally like flip me up like this. How tall was he?

He was hell of tall. He was way tall. than me. He was like 6.5. Yeah, he was like 6'5. I'm impressed though. I know for a stripper that's very tall. That's really... He was like a big dude, like a big dude. And he literally turned out and he's like going like this with me. So who's got the video?

I'm listening to Lauren Hareghi. Why is he doing that to me? Now that song like triggers me. Every time I hear that song I'm like, oh, I'm transported back to that. some PTSD. Yeah, when someone's shaft and balls and gooch were in my face. I was going to say, did you get, like, brush? Did you feel it? Yes, multiple times, including on my chin, which is not fair.

Your chin. Girl, my chin. No, not the chin. My literal chin, when he was holding me upside down. I need to see the video of this because I know someone has it. I don't know if my mom has a video. I don't think, oh, they didn't let, yeah, they don't let you record. In Vegas, especially, they don't let you record.

Because it's humiliating because it's literally embarrassed. That's why I'm like, female strip clubs are fun and exciting and male strip clubs are a haunted house. Just every churn is like, oh, around every corner. The women, it's like Cirque de Soleil. It is so impressive. And women are so hot and so talented and so amazing that like, and they're fun. So when you have a bunch of female friends, like a bunch of women and femmes like around you and you're watching. female dancers, so fucking fun.

As long as they're there, because they want to be there, I'm like, love it. And for the vibes. Yeah. But male strip clubs are terrifying. Terrifying. And I stand by that. One of the best times I've ever been recognized was at a strip club in Austin. Oh, really?

And yeah. And so we were all sitting on the main stage, like, looking at the dance. And she's, like, booty bumping in, like, on the stage down the line. And so she sees, like, one of my co-host, she's like, Alejandra and then goes to Justin Justin and then she gets to me oh my God Morgan I'm just like let's go

That's so fun That's fun That was a good time See that's a good time I love that That's the opposite of your memory The exact opposite My mind's a nightmare

My visiting strip club's journey began and ended With work from home by Fifth Harmony So thanks for that I guess Thanks mom Thanks mom Okay, so let's go back to the comments on this. Okay, so pick up lines.

That's what this video was. So this first one says, the last one is the worst one because the man is the opportunity for the women. Stop begging and being a bitch for women to like y'all. Okay. Honestly. Whenever men say that, I'm always like, I got one question for you.

Do you currently have a girl? And then they're always like, not currently, no. No. Stop right there. Done. Don't need to hear anything else. It clearly doesn't work. You don't need advice from...

You don't need advice from someone with no bitches on how to get bitches. You just don't. No. You don't need advice from them. That's what they say. Like, people, if you can't do it, you teach. What's that saying? If you can't...

Those who can't do teach. That's what it is. That's what it's giving. Yeah. And I don't think that's true. I don't think that's saying is remotely true in a lot of different ways. No. Because I wouldn't take advice from someone who doesn't have the life that I have.

Like, just like you wouldn't take a financial advice from someone who isn't financially in a place you would want to be at one point. Yeah. So, like, I apply that to all areas of life. Like, if you have no success or zero success in your relationships or if you're, like, always alone, then, like, I don't think you're the best person to be handing out tips on how to not be alone. Which is so interesting because I've seen so much lately where it's, like, don't ask you're, like, married friends for advice. They don't know. They've been out of the game.

But it's like, but wouldn't you want to? Because they're the ones that have been successful. Yeah. I think you can ask people in long-term relationships. I mean, yeah, you could. I guess you could ask them how they got each other. But mostly you can ask them tips for like sustaining long-term relationships. Because like relationships are so fun at the beginning.

Honeymoon phase. Yeah. The honeymoon phase is good. And it lasts for a while depending on who you're with. but then once you hit that first road bump, like it starts to get hard. Yeah. Relations, long-term relationships are fucking hard. They're work.

And you and I have been in long-term relationships for a while. It's work. And I think some people like expect it to always be that butterfly phase. And it's like, I've seen so much lately where it's like, no, love is work. And it's very intentional. Like you're intentionally choosing that person every day. Absolutely. Yeah.

Could you have better options? Maybe. But like, you're intentionally choosing this person for a reason. And it depends on your lens to like, what. But you, and if you're always looking for what's, like, something better, then, like, you're never going to be happy in that sense. But, like, also, if you are with someone that you truly believe is the best, you're not really going to be looking for anyone else. You know what I mean? You're not going to be shopping around or wondering what if.

No, and if you are, then you're probably not with the right person. You wouldn't be wondering, what if, can I do better? That's why I'm like, basically I'm saying me and Morgan are qualified to give advice and bitch ass dudes like this are not. No. Is essentially what I'm trying to say. Exactly. And this next comment says, no,

bruh, you got to be like, you're mine, that's it. Women like men who take charge, not so nice guy. Oh,

not no nice guy. That's what he says. Exact opposite. I don't think anyone wants to feel like they're getting kidnapped. No. You're mine.

This is not taken. You're mine. I'm good. That doesn't work. Hey, buddy. That doesn't work. What are they? The Siegles on Finding Nemo?

That's why I'm like, I don't find shit like that cute. That doesn't work. It's just disgusting. It makes you feel like subhuman. Yeah, like possession. Exactly. You're not like a human being. No.

I got the biggest ick from one of my friends' boyfriends recently. And I was like, what do you like about her? Like, what did you fall in love with? Like, what drew you to her? And all he could come up with is, well, look at her. That's it. That's it. Okay.

Okay, there's a lot more to her than that. Okay. You're like, good luck Oh, he kind of sucks While he's sitting there That's what I would have done Oh It'll work out

That's so weird and icky It was just sad It just made me more sad than anything Because there's so much more to her Than just look at her I mean look at her Okay, yeah she's hot I have been

But what else? She's kind She's intelligent What else? He's like Oh And? He's like, no

I don't really care about anything else. And honestly, just go die. That's so gross. I think, too, like, that's a really good, like, measure, I think, for some men, especially if they've been in relationships for a minute now. Maybe not as long as the two of us, but, like, long enough where you should have something at this point. I think, like, if you're getting asked that question after six months and that's all you can say,

that's a red flag. Literally. Like six months is a decent time. Maybe after a month, okay, I'll cut you some slack. But even then, like, after a month, you're still in the honeymoon phase, so you should have, like, a laundry list of things that you love. Yeah. For the most part about your partner.

We have so much fun together. Yeah. Like, that's the easiest one. Come on. She's really funny or smart. I just, it was the weirdest thing. I'm like, okay. See how long you left.

Okay. I'm going to talk shit on you when you leave. Yeah. On a podcast. I'm going to text my friend about it later. Yuck. It's going to work out. Okay, this last one says, I just hit her with your top tier, Ma.

She says, thank you. And next time I swipe up, I start a conversation. I mean, it's giving nothing. Yes. It's giving bare minimum. But that's also the least problematic, I feel, like, comment I saw on this entire. Because he's just like complimenting her. And then he starts a conversation.

then. Okay. That's what I, that's my point. They overcomplicate things. It is really that simple. Like if you just, if you talk to her and you listen and you engage and you're respectful. It's not that hard. You're probably more than likely going to enter a relationship at some point with her. Like, because women are so, well, I want to say women are so, um, amazing, which is true. But women also like the bar is in hell. Because we have people like this. Like, I know. It really only takes like the one guy being like, oh, don't be a bitch. I'm like, maybe be a bigger bitch. Yeah. I would love someone in touch with their emotions. That's kind. Yeah.

Empathetic. Yeah. Like, bitch. Like, okay, don't be a bitch. Be one. Then I'm not your girl. Be one. Yeah.

If you don't like that train, I'm not the girl for you. I could tell you that much. No. I think it's, uh, I think it also speaks to, to like, their intentions. Mm-hmm. when they're extremely superficial in how they approach women. It's very like, you're not approaching her because you like, I mean, obviously attraction is a part of it. But like, you know, physical attraction is a part of it, obviously.

But like there's so much more like you said to women than just what they look like. Yeah. So like if you like are trying to cut corners like that, it's pretty obvious what your intentions are. It is. Which is not to like enter a relationship of any kind. No, and we can see through that. Like, women are trained to trust your instincts and your gut. We have no choice.

We have no choice. Like, it's either that or end up dead a lot of times. Literally. So we have such strong instincts. So a lot of times, we know if it's ingenuine. Truly. And even if she's unsure, she'll ask her friends and then she'll get some clarity even more so. And it's also, it reminds me of that, um,

I saw TikTok once of this guy doing like street interviews and he was just the worst. There's like maybe two people I can think of off the top of how that aren't terrible that do those. But like he was like, who gets hurt more when people cheat? Is it men or women? And then she said men. And he was like shocked to hear that. He's like, why would you say that? And she's like, because men never expect it.

Men never expect to get cheated on. Women always expect to get cheated on. women are so used to disappointment that they are never surprised when they're disappointed by men. So like yeah, are they hurt? Yeah, but are they surprised? No, not even a little bit.

She's like, that's why you see TikToks of women being like, get ready with me to go breakup with my cheating boyfriend. I love those. It's like so normalized because women are so used to being let down by men. Like they have zero expectations for them anymore.

And she's like, but men never expect that to happen to them. So when it does, it like, it just rocks their entire world. Like they're just, they're, they're fucked up for life. Like so, for so long that they'll project that into future relationships onto other women. And they'll be like, you're probably cheating on me. And they'll, like, develop all these issues. Not to say that women don't do that. But like, it's just like it happens so much more to women that women are like, well, he was a piece of shit.

So, like, what do I expect? Yeah. Which is so sad. Well, and it like, it kind of plays into that question too where if you ask a guy, like, what's worse, emotional cheating or physical cheating, a lot of times they'll say physical. Yeah. Because, and that's very telling of how they look at their partner. Period. Property.

Exactly. Like, you're more pissed off that someone else had what you have, your property. Yeah. Not the fact that, like, you know, it's very telling. It's also to that same point, it's indicative of how. they have very little self-reflection because they're like if they did admit that they were both bad then they would have to admit that they've emotionally cheated at one point or another and men do that so far often more like I don't want to speak to how women do it but I know men do it a lot they emotionally cheat

or at least make excuses for why it's not emotionally cheating oh it's just my workwife yeah yeah they're like oh that's not the same thing or that's not a bad thing or whatever they justify reason with it you will. But like, they do that so often that if they admitted that they're both the same, they would have to admit that they've cheated out one porn or another and they don't want to do that. No. Because that requires self-reflection. I get so many stories where it'll be a guy that's like, literally I remember this line from his post, word for word, it's like, my wife has given me everything she has to offer.

So I wanted to open up the relationship. And so he asked for an open relationship. and she was by and so when he opened the relationship he expected that she would only sleep with women well she started sleeping with men and he was pissed about it and it's like you're the one that asked for the open relationship

because you wanted to have sex with other people and yet you're mad at her that she's doing exactly what you asked for yeah because it's a double standard and it's a it's like it's it's basically the biggest form of a gotcha.

Like you got got, like you got yourself because you really thought that like she wasn't going to do it because you really thought that she belongs to you. Like that's, she's yours and that's why like you can do it, but she can't do it. Yeah. It's like inappropriate

for her to do it but not for you because you're a man and she's a woman. What? It doesn't make any sense. No. And that's like guys who would cheat first and then it's like, well she cheated on me after. It's like, well you just did the same thing. it's pen-doss. Like,

cancels out, you know what I mean? It's a wash at that point. We're even. Yeah, I'm not saying you should do that, but like don't know why you get mad when you did it first. You did the same thing.

Of anything, you should be like, woo. Now you can't be mad at me anymore because you did it. We're even. Call it good. That's kind of how I feel about like, me and my boyfriend don't have hall passes or anything like that.

We don't have like celebrity crushes or anything. Neither of us do. And I, was, I forget who I was talking about it with on the show recently, but I was like telling her, like, I don't have any, um, literally because I feel like I could get anybody. Well, and that's the thing. I'm convinced. They're attainable for you.

Yeah. And that's where it's like, before I had this job, I felt that way. It's absolutely true. Yeah. It's absolutely true. I mean. Men are so easy. You know.

You've been in the game a while now. Well, and it's confidence. Like, all you have to do is like, it's confidence. It totally is. And if you have it, you can get anyone. Because men are easy. They just want a nice warm place. That's it.

Like a coconut. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I think that's going to do it for this episode. But before we go, Miss Morgan, what would you say is, well, first I'll ask you an advice question for anyone who's looking to build a podcast or looking to like contribute in some way to the podcasting world. Like what would you say is your biggest piece of advice, considering it can be kind of a saturated market right now? It can be. I actually just did a lot of research on this. People want a solid niche.

They want a podcast that's going to offer them something. It's not just another person speaking into the void. They want to learn. They want to grow while also being entertained. So if you have a niche that you're really passionate about and you can be like a nanny and talk about your nanny horror stories. You don't have to be an influencer. The best podcast come from people who have real genuine experiences. Like yourself, you worked in the NFL.

Yeah. I'm like football. What was that? But like you're a real person. Yeah. And so I think people are looking for genuine people right now. Like personality. Yeah.

So hammer that down and then go to YouTube. There's so many YouTube videos on how to start a podcast. Yeah. And my course will be up in about a month. Period. We love that. It'll be good. I'm so happy that you came on the show.

I adore you. Thank you for having me. That's so relaxing. You do have a very relaxing voice. It's hard to listen to myself as I edit. I'm like, oh my God. You're not used to listening to your voice yet? No.

You've listened to hundreds of hours of your voice, I bet. You never get used to it. You don't think? No. I'm pretty used to mine. I feel like I am. Yours is cute, though. I just feel like mine's so abrasive when I hear back.

Not even. You got a great voice. Mine, I feel like when I was in college and I was, I was a journalism major. That was one of my majors. I, like, had to record myself all the time. So I got used to watching myself on camera and listening to myself. And I fucking hated my voice at first.

I was like, oh, my God. It's definitely not as bad. But, like, for those out there, if you do start a podcast, yeah, it's going to be bad in the beginning. It's brutal at the beginning. Yeah, it's really bad in the beginning. It gets better. It does get better.

Especially if you start recording yourself, too. Like, seeing your face and stuff on camera is great. I know this is not my good side. Like, sorry, sorry, everyone. I'm sorry, this is my chair, Morgan. I know. I was going to make you switch. No.

I would never, queen. Well, thank you so much to Morgan for coming on the comment section this week. Where can everybody find you? Two hot takes on everything and enjoy. It's a really fun podcast. Amazing community like yours. Love. Yes, please go watch.

and listen to and stream or whatever you want to call it. Two hot takes on all streaming platforms and on YouTube. Yeah. Because Morgan has an incredible podcast. It's so fun. I've been on it a couple times. Yeah. So it's been a blast,

but thank you so much for coming on a show. Thank you for having me. You're the best. I love you. Love you. And thank you all for joining us on this episode of the comments section show. Don't forget new episodes drop every Wednesday exclusively on Spotify. I'll see you next week.

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