The Creep Off - #10 Time For Me To Fly

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

In this weeks episode Karl explains why it’s fine to be an over protective parent, seriously watch your F’n kids people! Ever wonder what the opposite of a birthing video is? Vinnie will tell you during this weeks competition. In the scum parade we are introduced to man who has a hard time hiding his crack pipes, we learn 911 operators don’t have a sense of humor and finally we meet a Man who has no trouble letting go.

Someone was talking about, you know, I do a show called P-Pod. Yeah. Someone was confusing P-Pod with Creep-off. They were complaining about the jingles on the P-Pod. They mean the tinkles. It's all streaming, baby. All right. All-streaming, all the time.

What do you say we do the creep-off? Let's do it! It's the Creepov. It's the Creepov. I like it when it plays a lot for some reason. Was the record skipping over there? I don't know what just happened. I'm not good at any of this anymore.

Started working with you and my standards have. You're the first person to tell me that. Yeah, yeah. I've got a lot of girlfriends say the same thing. I was talking to the Jingles Department the other day. So, listen, my friend, it's another episode of the creep of. This is my co-host, Hotka, Carla. Hey, hey, Vinie, what's happening, buddy?

Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. Oh, yes. It's a, it's a special day. It's going to be a fun episode. I'm very much looking forward to the scum parade today. Oh, boy. It's fucking brute. I don't know where you find these stories. The intranet. Yeah, right. That's where you're supposed to be fighting. You're stupid. Yeah, I don't go on the dark web.

And let's talk about last week, show. Yeah, let's talk about last week. I brought in Joe Biden, the world's biggest creep. I probably won by a landslide. I haven't looked. Not so fast there, friend. What? I brought in a guy who was also very naughty, who, you know, kidnapped, raped a girl in a trailer, held her there for a couple of days, and his mother drove him there and back, so it's kind of cute. But, yeah, I won by a lot. What? Oh!

Please! I'm going to make a pass! Listen, buddy. Listen, buddy. I'm going to take my victory left. To kick party. Ha ha. For kick party.

That's right. I can do this all day, Carl. I can tell. Holy shit. You like wrestling way too much for a grown man. So you got 59% of the vote there. Yes, I did. At some point during the week, wasn't I ahead?

I swear I saw that I was leading. You were absolutely ahead. Ah, fuck, you made a comeback? Well, that sucks. So that means you're up one-nothing in round two of our competition. That is correct. We are in round two. And I think whoever wins the first 10 rounds, like best of 10, rounds has to spin, like, the super wheel.

Oh, we're not adding rules now, dummy. The super wheel. Hey, so you spun last week that you had to order Stuttering John's apparel. Yeah. And I saw on Twitter that you actually ordered it. Absolutely. He's like 75 bucks on shirts for that fucking guy. I got all three, and they charged me more because I'm portly.

So, here's what really made me mad, Carl. This wasn't even easy, dude. They didn't even make it easy to buy stuttering John merchandise. This place is like the perfect retailer for him because I put the fucking shit in my cart to check out on Monday. I'm like, fuck it. I lost. I'm just going to do it. I'll buy the shit immediately so we get the bit going.

Yeah. Get that order in. Get the stuff in here. Let's face the consequences. So I go to order it and I put it in the car and I go to check out. It would not allow you to pick any type of shipping. Like the website was all glitched. So I'm like, fuck, I had to email them.

Hey, listen. Are you kidding me? I had to email them. He's promoting his e-commerce site that doesn't know how to ship things to you? Correct. That's a really important element of e-commerce. Correct. So I email though, they're like, well, that's weird.

And I go, well, I don't know what to tell you, sir. I'm trying to order my stuttery job merchant. They go, yeah, that's what's weird. We've never had someone trying to order this merchandise before. We didn't even set it up to be shipped. We didn't think it would happen. Carl. I just lost a bet because of you.

Carl, like, it was almost a little sass. Well, that's weird. We don't know. And then I get an email back the next day on Tuesday. Hey, yeah, we fixed the problem. I was like, oh, great. Now I didn't order this shit. I almost thought I was, like, clear for a day.

Carl, I can't even order it. Thing won't let me. Yeah, right. I definitely would not have believed that for a second. So I immediately purchased it. I tweeted a Stuttering John professing. What a big fan I am. I saw that too.

You liked it, right? You retweeted it. Oh, yeah, I got a retweet from Sturring John. And who are these pods, which I thought was kind of fun. Yeah, it was cute. That's a fun little screenshot for my own memory. I'll tweet the screenshot on the creepoff thing. But I just thought it was really a difficult purchase to make for more than one reason, I guess, is my point.

Yeah. Yeah, so when is that going to arrive? I assume you have not received your shirt yet. Hasn't shipped? Has it moved? Nothing is happened. Because, Judge, usually to wipe his sweaty face right now. You better wash that shit when it comes in. I don't trust that guy.

The only thing that has actually happened since that order is there is money removed from my account. Of course. That's the only thing. They were able to figure that part out. Jesus. It'll be a week on Tuesday. It's Sunday now. Okay.

Yeah, that's the story. I face the consequences. I did it. I will wear them for one full week. Every single day, I will rotate them out. If I happen to have a show, I will wear them to the show. Maybe I will wear it on stage. If I wear the one that says,

Hero of the Stupid with this picture on it, which that one I might keep. I think that's kind of a fun souvenir. Can I just point out that we didn't think this through very well? You have to wear that shirt every day for a week. You don't do anything. You don't go anywhere anymore. No one sees you.

I'll tell you what. When New York State lifts the restrictions and life begins again, the week will start. Okay. I like that. I will absolutely wait and I will do it. The first thing people will see, I'm on my way to go get my hair cut, stuttering John's stupid face on my chest. You're a team player and I do appreciate that. I love the game.

You don't play the game. You're not willing to make sacrifices. That's right. I appreciate that about you, Vinnie. You're accepting your loss. You're going to accept the next loss because I'm still. starting my comeback today. Let's get into our creeps. Well, since I won last week, I will start off this week's episode. Let's do it. All right. Here we go. Carl, I've thought about this long and

hard how to present this case, and I'm going to start off with this. What do you think would be the absolute opposite of a videotape of a birth? You know how people used to go in videotape, like with the camcorder, their wife chucking their offspring out of her hooch? Yeah. Yeah. What's the opposite of that? Yes, what is the exact opposite? A podcast of a murder? Not exactly, exactly, but we are about to find out. We're going to take this from VLAD TV. This is Jeffrey Langford Jr. According to police documents, a 24-year-old shot his mother 45-year-old shot his head. Initially, he claimed she shot herself, but police say their evidence doesn't support his claim. They also say Langford posted three videos of his mother's dead body on Facebook.

That's right, Carl. On Facebook? Yes, he live streamed his mother dying on Facebook. Oh, Jesus. The absolute opposite of a birth video. Yeah, uh, that's really more of like an Instagram thing, right? I mean, that's, you don't do that on Facebook. Well, here's a little bit more on the story.

If you please. Jeffrey Antonio Langford reportedly posted a series unnerving and gory live videos on Facebook that allegedly captured his mother's final moments alive. He whimpered on his feet and told friends and family that his mother had shot herself.

Oh, he was trying to create evidence. False evidence. The man who appeared to have blood on his face captured the scene of the alleged shooting while seemingly narrating the final breath of the woman who was slumped over and seemed barely clinging to life in the video. She shot her

right in front of me, he told the camera. The camera allegedly showed Langford's mother 45-year-old Grassella Holker gasping for breath with what seemed to be blood dripping from her head and nose. She's not dead. I have to finish it, he says. The man told his viewers in between frantic sobs. I'm not going to prison. I'm not going to jail. Police were notified by the situation, of course, by the people watching this on Facebook, called the police immediately. One woman told dispatchers she had been speaking with Langford on Facebook and that he had, quote, said he was going to shoot himself. Law enforcement got there, detained Langford outside the property shortly after.

Investigators located the mother's body. After they found the body, he had blood all over himself. When the police sat him down for questioning, he allegedly told him that his mother had been drinking, and she took 19 clonopin. This is what he said. He claimed that before shooting herself, she had taken a knife to her own throat. Okay. I'm going to kill myself three times today. Wait, you just watch.

Yeah, I don't know what Clotipid does for you. If it's anything like Adderall, like you're really going to get things done. Yeah, right. So Legford stated he didn't immediately call 911 because he was, quote, scared, but he streamed the after. But he was able to stream it on Facebook. Yes. The shooting, instead of, he did it as what he called a call for help. Instead of calling 911, he decided to be like, hey, all you cool cats and kittens. So you gotta stop with that shit But Vinnie, seriously I'm not understanding one part of this

So I don't understand a lot of it He starts the video after she's already been shot in the head And she's bleeding out Whimpering like he's sobbing Yep And then he says I gotta put her out of her misery and shoots her again So on the video

Him shooting his mother is something that he streamed on Facebook No he never showed There was no showing of him shooting her on My friends are so fucking boring I guess is my point The videos that they put out It's like, oh, great, you're having a good time in the lawn with your dog. Who cares?

Oh, you don't like Trump. You don't say. I get no shit. How about you start up that video when you start murdering your parents? That I'll watch. That I'm excited. Yeah. I won't even call the cops.

I'm no dark. Yeah, right. Oh, God. So, uh, yeah, he claimed that he was afraid and that he did it as a call for help, not let any way to, like you said, create an alibi that he didn't do anything. But he also in this thing says, I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail. Right. So obviously he shows that that's what he was thinking about as the consequences of his actions.

There was no evidence that she had tried to slice her own throat, Carl. Is this a black man or a white man? A white kid. Okay, yeah. Then a black man yelling, I'm not going to jail is actually pretty normal. So I would have let that one slide, but white guys don't yell that. Don't profess that very often. He also, after this whole situation, put her head on a pillow and put rosary beads. Shut the fuck off. Around her neck, yeah. So the guy is mentally ill. And he says, I'm going to,

kill myself and the authorities rush over there. Take your time. Take, I mean, just just in case. Do we need a trial here? Yeah, I mean, just in case he decides to go through with that? Can we just let that happen? Please? So after he gets grilled by the cops, Carl, we're not done. After he gets grilled by the cops, he later admitted that he had shot his mother after the first Facebook video concluded. So she shot herself first, then he decided to try to put her out of her misery, but he couldn't recall if he had fired multiple shots. There was only one bullet in the mom's head. I did a lot of things today. You think I remember every detail of everything I did? I don't know how many shots. He said that he did that because she started to seize.

She had rapid eye movement, and she was, quote, snoring. But she was. Shoot a bitch for snoring. I understand that. But she was still alive and in pain, and he stated he did not want her to be a vegetable. So he shot her once in the back of the head with the revolver. she was still alive. And then allegedly prayed over her according to the statement. Okay. There's also, Carl, you know,

there has to be a sweetener. I would hope so, buddy. Because this doesn't sound like a creep to me. This sounds like a murderer. He live streamed his mother. Yeah. You don't think that's a creep. It's a little creepy.

Are you out here, God damn, my. It's a little creepy. So here is audio of after she shot herself. This is just the video that was posted. The only one that you could find on the internet. Goodbye everybody.

He just started singing. Oh, God. You and your audio punchlines. Mama. I don't want to go to jail. I better put you out of your misery. Yeah, that's it. And then Vinny started singing a song.

All right, so that's your creep this week. Yeah. A 24-year-old who murdered his mother on Facebook Live. Well, he's a Facebook celebrity, though. I'll follow him. I don't know if he's looking for more friends. If he's in jail, I'd imagine I'd like to keep up with his hijinks. All right.

Probably put a camera in front of his cage. Better than one they had in Epstein's would be good. I am also going to try to figure out. how to present my case, because there's a lot going on here. Oh, I don't like this. There's a man named Donald Smith, and he's in his mid-50s. He sees a woman who, her name is Rain Perry Winkle. That sounds made up. It does. And Rain Perry Winkle is in a Dollar General with her three daughters. And she's obviously struggling. She doesn't. A Dollar General in this? It gets worse somehow. What do they end up in a family dollar?

So, she's struggling to clothe her children. The man recognizes this, walks up to her and says, So what do you mean, her children were naked in the Dollar General? No, Vinny, there's no naked children. Let's wait for the scumperer to talk about naked children. All right. The woman is in the Dollar General. She's obviously struggling.

She doesn't have a lot of money. The guy, this guy, Donald, what did I say his name was? Donald Smith. Donald Smith. walks up and says, I happen to have a $150 gift card to Walmart. I will be happy to use that to buy clothing for your children if you'd like to come with me. And then she was like, do I got to suck your dick for it? She might have, yes.

He's very endearing and sweet. And she agrees. And they all go to Walmart. And, uh, a $150 cheap date. Right. And they're trying on clothes. and she's the mother's a little bit suspicious but she didn't want to

say anything. This is Chris Hansen. This is a story where he's talking to the mother. She had a strange feeling about him when he was taking the daughter to the dressing room multiple times. I had a strange feeling about him when I first met him and he took her to the he took her to the dressing room twice and I was hoping that she would be okay and I was looking at the shoes and I didn't want him to think

that I was overly protective. What? Did that make any sense? Did that make any sense? He was taking her to the dressing room and I didn't want him to think I was overly protective. Like she was worried about saving face in front of this guy.

I don't want him to think that I care about these kids. Right. What the actual fuck? And she's looking at Walmart shoes for what I imagine is her fucking hoof. All right. So, you're being.

very mean to this poor victim, Betty. I'm picturing fucking Mama June. So, oh, I would look at the shoes. There's one daughter named Cherish. Her name is Cherish Perry Winkle. I named her after that stripper that used to live next door. So Donald Smith says, I'm going to go to the McDonald's that's in the front of the building. And Cherish follows him to go to McDonald's.

He then leaves with her. They don't go to McDonald's. He has a big white van. She goes in the van. 911 call goes out because she is reported missing. And this is the new story around that. Prosecutors say Smith offered to buy them all food at a McDonald's at the front of the store. Instead, they say he walked out with the little girl.

And surveillance video shows his van leaving the parking lot, driving right past store security. All right. So they did find him the next day. and they did bring him to court. And what happened was the body of the girl was found behind a church. She had been murdered and raped. And this is from the article. The court grew emotional as the medical examiner recalled the graphic autopsy of the raped and murdered eight-year-old.

It's enough to make your stomach churn. According to the chief medical examiner, Cherish's genitalia was totally distorted due to the viciousness of the rape. In addition, Smith strangled the child to death with an item of clothing as he raped her, all while her right eye bled due to the force of the strangulation. I don't know what was harder. Listening to that or listening to you read it. I know.

The medical examiner recalled finding severe injuries all over the child's body from being strangled with a piece of clothing and raped and added the girl's body was totally distorted from the trauma as the jurors cried and covered their eyes. She estimated that it took the child who had blunt, forced trauma injuries to the head, three to five minutes to die. But how many Facebook followers does he have? He did not stream this on Facebook.

Upon hearing the testimony jurors all left in tears, very difficult to listen to, very graphic. They showed images. of it. However, not everybody was moved, nor did everyone appreciate the compassion displayed. In fact, Smith's defense urged

the judge to declare a mistrial. She came at me first. They wanted the mistrial because the medical examiner was getting choked up explaining how this eight-year-old's body was ravished by this monster. This is great. The jury had previously heard secret jail

recordings in which the state attorney says Smith can be heard bragging about the crime. She had a lot for a white girl, he was heard telling another inmate on the tape, allegedly referring to the eight-year-old victim's buttocks. He was also heard telling his fellow inmate

that he targets 12-year-olds. These are just not things that you brag about, in my opinion. Especially in jail. Please tell me this guy's been murdered by now. All right, well, we're going to get to that. Yay! Let's talk about my buddy Chris Hanson,

what a piece of shit he is. Because everything has to be so overly dramatic and dramatized. Yeah, there's nothing overly dramatic about this situation at all. Brain periwinkle is lashing out at the man who kidnapped and savagely raped and murdered her beautiful daughter, 8-year-old cherish. Now, a judge will decide if it's life or death for Donald Smith. So, Donald Smith was convicted of the crime. Put the mother down with him. No, idiot.

No, he's fucking idiot mother. No, he's going back to trial to determine whether he should get the death penalty or not. Okay, yeah. You know what? Can I submit a vote? Is there an online? Well, hold on. Before you do that.

Can you vote if this guy should die at the creepoff? Before you do that, remember that this was a savage rape and murder of an eight-year-old girl that was described in great detail in the trial, during the trial. Everyone's sobbing. Everyone's upset about this. Guess what this creep was doing? During the trial, the 61-year-old smiled for the camera just after the jury heard the disgusting details of the last seconds of Cherish's life. This guy is grinning ear to ear as they're explaining how her genitalia was demolished by his penis. All right. Hold on. I got a couple more things. I don't like that there was cameras there. It's getting too close to my creep.

All right. A couple more things I want to talk about. The mother, rain. tries to save face on this Chris Hanson video. Oh, I hate this woman. Yeah, I know. Because there's a lot of people I was reading the YouTube comments. Your child's dead because you wanted to go with a weirdo in a white van to Walmart to buy clothes. There were a lot of people on YouTube who felt like maybe her parental skills were not up to par. Huh.

Yeah. So here is her trying to save face. Smith then takes off towards the McDonald's inside the storm. Cherish followed. If he would have asked me, if he could take her, I would have said no. But somehow Smith convinces Cherish to leave. Come on. So what happened is he didn't ask permission.

He just said, hey, let's go to McDonald's. And the girl walked with them. And she's like, well, if he had asked me, I would have said no. And somehow he was able to get this girl to leave with him. Maybe it's because she has a terrible mother who can't even afford to buy her clothing. Is that possible? Yeah. All right, so here's the exciting conclusion because, obviously, people like this, we don't necessarily want walking amongst us.

Now, it's life or death for Donald Smith. Donald Smith, you have not only forfeited your right to live among us, but under the laws of the state of Florida, you have forfeited your right to life at all. And after five excruciating years, it's death for Donald Smith and a chance for a mother to reflect on a life, she will always cherish. Oh, fuck her. Dude. Did you hear what Chris? Did you hear what Chris Hansen just said?

A wife, she will always cherish. Like, do we really have to fucking work in the wordplay in this horrendous case? You know that he was sitting at his counter with little cards and he's like, oh, I have a line. He's such a fucking asshole. So listen, I feel like your creep should be automatically disqualified on account of happy ending. What? Happy ending. That's ridiculous.

guy's dead he's being put down happy ending by the way i should mention that he has been arrested over a dozen times in the last four decades and he was a registered sex offender in the state of florida he had just gotten out of jail three weeks before he went and uh murdered this girl so how do we let these people how do we let it get to this point yeah it's uh i mean what a terrible penal system if this guy is going back to jail and bragging about what he did to a girl i can only imagine what he'd been like what a treaty had been to have in the cell block before. Jesus Christ.

But it is a happy ending. Fuck that guy. The guy is being put to death and that was actually just determined earlier this week. So. Happy days. Donald Smith will no longer be amongst us. So you should have picked the mom and I think you would have had a chance this week. Listen, I'm not a huge fan of Rain Perry Winkle

but I can't totally blame her. that some creep decided to take her eight-year-old fuck the shit out of her and then murder her. Okay, well, hold on a second. And I'm not trying to be that guy. I think you're on the air. But let me just say that, number one, you tell your kids, don't go with strangers.

Unless they have candy, but right, right. Like, listen, at least they're showing you the candy. This is like a promise of McDonald's. Like, don't go on a promise. What don't you fucking understand? Yeah, make with the McDonald's. Then we'll talk if we're going for a ride. So anyway, vote for my creep, Donald Smith, this week

because the guy was smirking as they were explaining what happened to this poor girl's body. Jeffrey Langford, ladies and gentlemen. Fucking creep. Jeff Langford watched his mother die and thought that all of his Facebook friends would enjoy it too. That is a creep. You didn't mention how many likes that video got. Do we know? Do we know the answer?

There was a lot of those little cry emoji. Yeah, I know. There was somebody in there who had to put like the last. And then, like, one or two little angry ones, a couple people were outraged. I'm guessing those are the narcs. All right. Is it, is it time for the parade? Absolutely.

Let's do it. Uh, Uh, The Scum Parade, These are my peeps. The Scum parade, there's nothing for creeps. The Scum parade. And here we gorelandishore. And here we go.

Derry West, 61 years old. During a traffic stop last month there is residence in Port St. Lucie, Florida. According to police, West was driving a pickup truck around 11.15 p.m. when he was pulled over for failing to have lights illuminating his license plate. Now, apparently, Mr. West was unaware. that the police officers were approaching from both sides of his vehicle. So one cop was going up on the passenger side, the other was going to the driver's side, Carl. You got it?

One officer says he spotted West throwing a small object out of the passenger window. In fact, he spotted it because it flew in the air and, quote, struck me in the face and fell to the ground. The officer noted, I then observed the object to be a small glass crack pipe. West who claimed the pipe was left at his truck by a friend was arrested and booked in the county jail. it was a one in a million shot i'll tell you what is with friends always leaving the drug paraphernalia in other people's cars it's like you only buy this shit just to leave it in other people's cars they're all high they're all forgetful and high hey minnie can you uh hang on to my crack pipe for me for a couple months uh you know what i i can bud you know where i'm gonna put it in my car

yeah put it in the golf compartment no it'll fire the thing you know what i'm gonna put it right on the driver's side door thing is where i'll keep it that'll be good Now, either way, he was later released on a $2,500 bond. So there you go. Derry West. Did you see that he's had multiple arrests this guy over his time? Yes, he did. One of them was he was going to jail.

They picked him up because they, I don't know, he had warrants out. So they finally picked him up and he went into jail. He had a crack pipe in his shorts when he went to jail. And then what did he do? It fell out, so he smashed it as much as he could, so that they couldn't recognize it as a crack. This guy is lousy with crack pipes, like everywhere he goes. He's like, oh, shit, I got my crack pipe on me again.

He's the world's worst street magician, just to fly it out of the sleeves. Could you imagine? You can't take this guy anywhere. It's like, hey, Derry, come on, our flight's going to leave in a couple hours. Okay, let me just grab my gun and my crack pipe, and I'll get out that airplice. No, you can't bring your crack pipe, Derry. You know, it was the worst ever when he was the best man at his friend's wedding. Can you give us the ring?

Those are two crack pipes, Derry. This doesn't fit. You ruined our special day. This fucking guy with the crack pipes. All right. Let's keep on moving, shall we? All right. We're going.

I believe this is to California. Noel Rascati. She's not the most unattractive woman I've ever seen. Would you agree, Carl? Not the most unattractive. A 32-year-old woman is facing a felony charge after a video call with her imprisoned boyfriend turned very raunchy. Now, I expect there to be a little dirty talk if you're, you know, guys locked up, whatever.

That's not probably abnormal. She engaged in a late March, quote, virtual visit with Tathen Fields, her 26-year-old boyfriend who's locked up in the Santa Rosa County Jail. The duo's video encounter allegedly became extremely sexual after initially speaking in a, quote, speaking in a sexual nature to each other. Rascotty and Fields began, quote, masturbating after watching the other, quote, masturbate. Yeah. Cops alleged Rascati, with her robe fully open, is seen retrieving a pink sex toy from a closet. Don't get too hot, everybody. She then uses the device with her legs spread towards the camera, well, quote, exposing her entire nude body, Rascati.

The way this is written, it's like, yeah, we know. It's like a cam horn. We know. We can picture this. It's okay. It's like a free only fan, but you have to be in jail to be able to act. access. Yeah. She continues to quote, pleasure herself in an assortment of sex toys. While she is doing this, it becomes clear that she was not alone in her bedroom. As she adjusted her camera at the call's offset, a young boy could be seen standing next to the bed. The child remained in the bedroom during the duration of the 12-minute, 28-second video. The boy's age or relationship to Rascati are redacted for the court filings, though it appears the child is her son. While she is doing this, the boy is seen standing next to the bed and walking around in the background.

Now, due to the nature of the type of video call it was, Carl, Rascati's computer screen displayed the views of Mr. Fields, the guy in jail, jerking it as well. From the child's perspective, he's just watching the screen of his mom diddling herself and her prison boyfriend jacking it. Correct. Rossotti was charged last week with engaging in lewd and lascivious conduct, which I think is an understatement. Conduct in the presence of a minor is a felony. She was freed from custody. She posted a $2,000 bond and is scheduled for arraignment May 18th.

So I grew up before we had video conferencing capabilities. We didn't have high-speed internet. And I will say, my mom very rarely masturbated in front of me and my brother. Almost never. I almost never saw her masturbating in front of us. Right. Well, that's good. She's, I mean, it's a good mom.

Did you notice in this article that it says, so it's funny that this. cop just decided he needed to review this video. Like, you know that all these videos are. It's just people jerking off to each other, right? It has to be. What do you think happened? Like, you know, what do you think the cops is doing? Number one, you think the cops ever, like, getting a little, you know, half chub?

Yes. I think that's what I'm talking about. Okay, so you're saying that there's a pervy cop watching this, and then all of a sudden he sees a kid in the video. Right. There was never meant to be like, we need to, you know, inspect this and see what's going on. He was just jerking in himself. He's like, oh, there's like a two-year-old in the background.

The amount of bumbling and the noises of ruffling papers, the second he saw the kid, Bool! Did you see how it was written in the article? It says, an investigator came across the video call. They met that literally. Yes. That's what I mean. It was absolutely. So there's a lot of creeps in this scenario.

The only person who seems like they don't give a shit about it is this kid. The kids just like walking around making paper airplanes. Doesn't go, fuck what's going on. Yeah. Yeah, the kid's just like playing with his little Spider-Man. Yeah, he's fine with that. I don't think it's the first time this has happened in his household. He's just waiting for Mom to get off the iPad.

Literally get off the iPad. Yeah, right. All right. So that's fun. That's a fun one. That was fun. Okay. We're going to head to Ohio.

This is another fun one, Carl. Katrina Morgan, 50. An Ohio woman called 911 late Saturday evening to report, quote, that her pussy was on fire. Yeah, and I will say, you mentioned that the last. person was semi-attractive. This one, not so much. Yeah, she looks a little bit like me. And I was told this week that I look like a potatoes with Asperger syndrome. So I just saw that. That's fucking great. Okay. Not inaccurate. My wife chuckled pretty hard at that I wish I could insult you as well as Twitter again. Yeah, that's fair enough. You put yourself

out there, you get what you get. It's true. And she needed someone from the fight. Okay. She says quote, her pussy was on fire and that she needed someone from the fire department to quote, put it out with their hose. Yes. After placing that emergency call, she hung up the phone. When a police dispatcher called her back, Morgan reiterated that she

required first responders to come, quote, come put her pussy out because it is on fire. Seen above Morgan appeared highly intoxicated. When cops arrived at her friends home in Port Clinton, a city on Lake Erie, so I don't know where that is. Morgan smelled of booze and was

having trouble walking and slurring her speech. No Pussies of any type were found a blaze inside the residence. That was written in the article. I know. What a stupid sentence. I put it in bold because it was so fucking dumb. After Strangley with the officers, Morgan

was handcuffed, so she resisted arrest. They were totally, she thought it was her lucky day, and then they were taking her to jail so she wasn't quite as happy. She was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a police cruiser. She was booked into the Ottawa County Jail on multiple counts. I blame firefighters for being just too damn sexy

That's really what the problem is here We need fewer hunks Yeah, why don't you assholes Have a bake sale and stop selling those calendars Seriously, because you're getting these women all horned up And then they're calling them, they want the fire department To show up at their house And all their husbands look like aspergery potatoes

Do you think Jess is calling the fire department right now? Yeah If it's possible She's playing that Kings of Leon song My Pussies on fire Fair vibe. All right. That was another fun one.

Yeah, she got arrested, though, for disturbing the public, which is a fucking felony. She got a felony for this fucking call. She's not going to be allowed to vote again, this lady. Wait a second. This woman was drunk and called the fire department saying that her pussy was out of fire, which is hilarious. Correct. Last week, there was a guy who had 24 kittens in a car that was 120 degrees and he got a ticket. Yeah.

This does not seem right to me. No. I'm not part of Pita, but this seems fucked up to me. Yeah. It's almost as fucked up as being told to wear a mask. You know what I was going to bring us my creep, Dr. Fauci, this week? Like, hey, man, have you seen Plandemic? This fucking guy's out of control.

Just turned into a whole fucking political rant. Palm Desert, California. I love to end on a bang. This week, we're going to end on a thud. Riverside County Sheriff's Deputy is responding Wednesday. You'll get that a man. Wednesday at 8.30 a.m. They police responded to reported stabbing. They found an injured woman in an Indian well parking lot. I don't know what that is. With multiple unspecified injuries sustained during a domestic violence incident, basically. She was hospitalized in stable condition. According to a news release from the Riverdale County Sheriff's Department, the suspect was identified as 49-year-old Adam Slater. About 30 minutes later, the California Highway Patrol was dispatched to a crash off of the highway 74. Witnesses at the scene told deputies the driver exited, stabbed a bystander who

had removed a small child from the passenger side. So apparently, this Adam Slater had taken, stabbed this first person earlier in the day allegedly. His girlfriend, yeah. Taking the child with him. Someone was chasing them to get the child back, got the kid out of the car. Adam Slater then stabbed that person. Witnesses at the scene told deputies the driver exited, The bystander removed the child from the passenger side. The suspect then took the girl from the arms of the male he stabbed. Multiple witnesses say the suspect then took the child and threw her off of a steep cliff into a ravide. So I don't know if it was in this article, but it was reported that after hitting the ground,

the child slowly raised a sign that said, ouch on it, but very slowly. Do you think that this guy thought it was time to let his daughter spread her wings and fly? Like, look it, we all have to go through this thing in life where you don't need your parents anymore. He was blasting REO Speedwagon. It's top of you to fly. Oh, I should have put it on the board. Fuck. Fuck me.

Oh, God. That's great. I'm just to be quiet for a second because his story is a problem for me. You know, like the guy chucked his daughter off of. of a cliff that she died. Is that the part that you're struggling with over there? I believe it's time for me to fly.

Would you think the guy who just got stabbed was thinking while he watched this? Oh my God. That's the crazy part that you don't even remember because the ed's so fucked up. But the guy was holding on to this girl in his arms trying to stay in the child. Get stabbed while he's holding her.

and then he grabs her back give me that it chucks her like why did you want it so badly it's like that little kid that they tried to save an alien two that dies five seconds in alien three it's like what the fuck what an asshole authorities identified her as

Slater's daughter Slater was transported to a hospital from injuries from the crash he tried to flee on foot into the canyon but he was apprehended obviously yeah this is one of most fucked up stories. So, Carl,

yeah, it's happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, too. I like how we both celebrated mothers in our stories in our own life. We did. Yes, it was like a themed event that we had today. Someone suggested on our subreddit, a long note about how we should have themes. I think we nailed it this week. Yeah, I really think we do. And I got to be honest with you, I don't hate that idea.

I don't either. So we'll tell you what fun. I just hate rules. Like more rules, though harder it is for. me to function. Right. So here's what I want you to do, though. If you have an idea for a theme for a week of the creepoff, if you come up with a good one, tweet us, tweet us, tweet us, whatever, call the fucking show, leave us a voicemail. 585371-8108. And you can email us to the creepoff pod at gmail.com. You can also go to the WATP Discord. There is a creep off channel in the

Discord, and we always appreciate when people go in there and give me suggestions of people that I could use, because God knows, I'm not reading the same types of articles that video is. Yours is so much more fucked. No, it's not. Yes. Yes. Leave

out of the show. You're going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. Happy ending. Oh, by the way, that was a suggestion from a listener who DMed me in Discord. Of course it was. I want to thank them for that. Was it that Cameron? no it was a different prison okay Cameron we're still good is Cameron I don't know if it's the same

guy but there's a guy named Cameron who's given five bucks a month to my podcast P-Pod where I just tinkle oh and uh people go to anchor dot fm slash P-pod to check that out yeah we make money every time you listen yeah go listen to the P-pod everybody um all right we'll see you next week until then act right wash your fucking hands it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Mom, I'm gonna make you a star. Bats, bans!