The Creep Off - #12 The Life and Times of Rainbow Rat

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

This week Vinnie introduces us to the youngest resident of a Michigan rehabilitation center, while Karl shine’s his spotlight on a rambunctious young rapper. In the Scum Parade, we solve the mystery of the missing vodka, dissect the finer points of exorcism and we learn about the worst Zoom meeting ever. Thanks to a listener submitted story we also learn about German Prison day trips.

I'll get better at my mic control. All right, let's do the creep off. Maybe I'll stop yelling so much. Doubted. Probably not. Howdley doodily creeperinos. It's me, the people's champ. So much to talk about this week, Carl.

So you're calling yourself the people's champ. I don't know what happened in the voting last week. I assumed I had hit a home run with Andrew Cuomo. Well, assume away. All right. But you're still wrong. What? Are you serious?

Did you win? 100%. Oh, fuck that. You got 64% of the vote. That is correctorino. Stop with the Ritos. Carl, you know that's not my music. You know this is my victory music.

You know this is my victory music. Super kick, Carol, super kick. Super kick carol in his dick. This is why you can't. vote for Biddy, everybody. I think I've made my point. This is ridiculous. How was your creep creepier than my creep?

Well, according... Nursing home deaths, Smitty! Nursing home deaths! I think that my creep had the creepiness factor. There was something very strange about intellectual Wilhelm. Yeah. And even they told... You send me a thing.

The Dick Show talked about him. Yeah, even Dick Mangers had talked about that guy. And that guy was a piece of shit. I actually voted for you this week. They called him the thought hunter, which I thought was pretty funny. That's funny. So shout out to Dick.

Good job. Sloppy seconds on our story. By the way, I want to point out, I was watching my buddy's Revenge of the Sis. You know, they have a YouTube show that they do. Yeah. And they were reviewing the latest from Andrew and his brother Chris and their antics. They had this thing. So Andrew Cuomo got tested.

They had a video of them putting the swab up his nose. Did you see this video on CNN? No, why would I watch that? Chris Cuomo turned into carrot top. He's like, is this the swab they use? And he pulled out a ridiculously large Q-tip. A toilet brush cleaner. He had like this pro-he's doing prop gags on CNN.

Meanwhile, there's a real controversy about how Andrew Quibble is handling this in New York State. They were probably killing more people than we should have because of this nursing home issue. So you know what he did, though, to defend himself this week. Did you see it? No, what did he do? He pulled out. No, he did a great job of it. He pulled out a letter from the CDC that said, this is how you're supposed to do it with nursing homes.

And the CDC said that they should accept these people in the nursing homes. Yeah, the CDC is fucking wrong about a lot of shit. We're learning that very quickly, aren't we? We certainly are. What's this new thing that you can't get coronavirus from surfaces? I thought I was leaving my Amazon package on the porch for three weeks for a reason. Apparently not. Well, Carl, I mean, it's a miraculous.

It's a miraculous turnaround for him. He's like, wasn't me. They told me, they told me I followed the expert's opinion. Yeah, you know what I have to say about Andrew Cuomo? All right. They're in the same category as you, Vinnie. We're going to get back to nursing homes, but I would like to very quickly say that we have both agreed on a new consequence.

Yes, for the board. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that? It's based on my creep last week. Added to the wheel of consequences. You had a drum roll by any chance? No. Okay.

Loser has to start their own only fans page. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it. And keep it running until the next time the other person has to spin the wheel. Oh, that's amazing. Yes. That's going to be a fun one. Okay, so there you go. That'll go onto the wheel.

So I noticed that your consequences has arrived. I see Stuttering John T-shirts right here in the studio. Yes, yes, they're hanging over there because they have not been washed from shipping. dude yeah wash those thoroughly there's a shirt that john sells i'm guessing he came up with this joke and he thought it was so funny that he had to put it on a t-shirt it says the inventor of viagra lived a very hard life and i get to wear it around town so everyone can see his genius that is way more embarrassing than the shirts to have actual picture of stuttering john on them because those are pretty fucking embarrassing too that shirt is so heinous I'm like oh man if I could get away with just wearing that one once

I'd be the happiest even the font on it and everything else is just so 90s he's so far behind the times as far as what people would wear and what comedy is he has no fucking idea so can you guess which one of the three is my favorite uh hero of the stupid

well that's the one that I think is just ironic and kind of funny it's so stupid it's got his dumb headshot on it where he's kind of rolling his eyes like, I don't know, guys, this is the hand I was dealt. What am I going to do? I know. I think the one that I like the most is the one with the very small cut out of his head right over your left teat. Yeah. And it says the Stuttering John podcast, and it's all small. And it appears to me that the headshot that they used, it looks like it's from a webcam.

Yeah, he's like sweaty and red. He looks like, terrible. It's not a flattering picture. And I feel He probably wanted it, like, full size on the shirt. But the pixels were so low. 72 DPI. We can't do that stupid. Yeah, we could make it this big to make it look. It was, oh, okay, I like that. I like that.

All right. So I owed them all. They're here. Wow. I mean, you guys want me to start wearing them, or do you want me to wait until coronavirus is all over with and we're allowed to live our lives freely? That might never be.

What was the original thing to wear the shirts every day for a week or something like that? Yes, yes. I would say. I want you to wear that shirt. Now, the comedy club has Jimmy Schubert coming to town. Oh, yeah. Which is very exciting. Yes, sir.

Three nights. Do you have anything to do with that? Will you be on stage at any point during that? No, I will not be on stage. Fuck. That's been perfect. I want you on stage running one of those shirts. I'm pretty sure I could give myself a guest spot.

Right. That's what I mean. Like, just get up there. I want you wearing one of those shirts, but you can't mention it. You can't acknowledge that you're wearing that shirt. Okay. I'll see if I can get myself on the Friday night or the Saturday night. Okay, good. Please do. Just do five, ten minutes, and I just want to see you wearing that shirt.

Which one? Pick one. Well, the inventor of Viagra. No, fuck you. But I don't want to ruin your career, so I won't be that mean. That would be so mean. Like, did we bring up the fact that on this shirt, like, it's basically made to be shaped like a penis? Yeah. Like, he took the font and, like, they crammed it into the stencil of a ducer. dick? Yeah, there's nothing about it that's funny

or witty or interesting. No, I will just look like a complete fucking asshole. Yeah, I wouldn't make you do that. I like you too much. That shirt is really like, I showed it to my wife, her eyes got big. She was like, what the fuck? The divorce papers are barely dry.

But the hero of the stupid one, I actually think it's kind of funny with the terrible headshot on it. I would keep that one and wear it ironically, like on laundry days. I would laugh at that one. The other two right into the fucking firepillar. they're all terrible god i when i can burn that fucking viagra shirt i'm going to once the bed is fulfilled well i mean you can at least donate it to a shelter they can use it as a blanket jesus

christ what size t-shirt do you wear i got the big ones because they're fucking huge i got really big ones jesus homeless person could actually sleep in that thing it's a tent yeah all right so uh carl yeah what's up we got a new consequence only fans okay good uh i'm paying off the old, the other one, I will do my best to do a guest spot for which we should be wearing a stuttering chat. I think that would do it. If you can pull that off and I will get video of it and are you filming all those shows? Yeah, man. All right, good. We'll have video of it and we'll post it and I think then you'll have fulfilled your duties but it's still

be funny for you to wear the other shirts around a little bit. All right, we'll figure that out. Cool. So that's that. I'm very happy to announce that we past business now let's go to new business yes this week's competition i'm going first so ring that bell you've been watching the news i have so last week you talked about how creepy it was that they were stuffing covid patients into nursing homes yeah with other seniors who are very much at risk yeah now what if the state of michigan did new york what better carl oh michigan yep uh what if the state of Michigan, put a 20-year-old COVID patient into a rehabilitation center and said COVID patient has been described by his friends as kind of autistic and a really big

fan of boxing. Okay. What do you think would happen? I would think that this numb nuts would probably spread it pretty quickly. I want to introduce you to Jay Don Hayden. Jay Don, like I said, is 20 years old. He's also big about, he's big on YouTube. He loves making YouTube videos.

So I'm going to play you a little clip. from one of his latest uh this one came from may 22nd so not too long ago and it's called jaden hated speaks on black slaves stuff in the bible number one reason our black ancestors became slaves was they rejected god they didn't want to have nothing they didn't want to follow god and god does not look at every race the same why did the black race get punished like that because the black race is the chosen race black race was supposed to rule the earth. But now blacks gotta work at colleges

and do all this other stuff that does blacks work at colleges. Yes, they work at colleges. As professors, as deans of colleges, they do lots of things. What type of rehabilitation center is this? What is he being rehabilitated

for her? He was surrounded by geriatrics, Carl. So I'm guessing maybe it's like a combination like a place for people who had surgeries and I have no idea You don't know the answer to this I really don't Did he have a lobotomy?

What type of surgery did he have? This guy's a fucking idiot But he, yes he is But he's 20 years old Like I said Boxing enthusiast And now He posted a video

That got a lot of attention The video is of him interacting with a 70 year 75 year old gentleman by the name of Norman Bledsoe Okay, all right, yeah, I just play it. This is...

The noises you are hearing are my computer combined with the sounds of a, the sounds of a, a 20-year-old using a 75-year-old man is a punching bat. Are you kidding me? I am not kidding you at all, Carl. He posted this on YouTube himself, like he's brought in this video? Yes. And that, ooh. This is a log video. I'm going to be honest with you.

Without being able to see the visual, it doesn't really play all that well. Well, I just want people to be thinking about this is how long the beating is going on. Well, is he like a sparring partner? Is he like a sparring partner? fuck off my big it now he's basically saying to get the fuck off my bed the man is now on the floor covered in blood oh no oh jesus yes

and uh he is yelling to him to stay off his bed fuck off my biggie fuck off my biggie now this video caught steam when a great social justice warrior james woods decided to tweet this out and it got insane amount of attention it was viewed over three million times

obviously police started investigating this they discovered that it was in this rehabilitation center in Michigan and they were very quickly able to identify Hayden the video went viral like I said the Detroit Police Department was notified Hayden was arrested

formal charges have not been filed according to the police the victim was taken to the hospital and treated for non-life threatening injuries now here's the fucked up part Carl you talked about how messed up these nursing homes are the law firm representing the Westwood Nursing Home Center sent a statement to

the click on Detroit, which is a website. The statement included that Hayden was not a long-term resident at the nursing home, and they were not no, they did not know that the video had happened until after they saw it. So this guy got beat the shit kicked out of him by this kid

and nobody there knew it happened until after James Woods fucking tweets about it. So they're not paying a lot of attention to these people that correct. They're not making routine visits. 20-year-old COVID patients. 75-year-old. I don't even know why you went with the COVID thing.

It seems to have nothing to do with this story. What you're saying is... I just tied it into your story to one-up you, bitch. Okay, fair enough. Because what I'm hearing is, as a 20-year-old kid who's pretty much in an old folks home, being this shit out of people.

Correct. Okay. Correct. In fact, on May 21st, our very own president, Donald J. Trump, tweeted about this, Carl. I've heard of him. He said, is this even possible to believe?

Can this be for real? Where is this nursing home? How is the first? victim doing. That's right. He stopped thinking about trying to help states deal with the pandemic, getting the economy at order, but he wanted to know about how 73-year-old Norman Bledsoe was doing. How was Mr. Bledsoe doing? Well, last I heard he bled so much he needed a transfusion. Oh! Come on!

I'm going to do that in front of Schubert. It'll be good. My stuttering John shirt. There's been no laughs! What do you mean? None! Okay. So the president was like even involved with this. The kid apparently was trying to train to be an amateur boxer. The gym that he went to sent out a tweet saying they don't know him, we don't want to know him. And the day after the attack, he posted this video. I forgot to do, I forgot to add some boxers in here. And I don't think I should have put Floyd Mayweather as number 10. That's right. He decided to post the video ranking his top five

favorite boxers of all time day after he beat up a 75 year old man. I mean, he's not a smart person. No, he's that. He's that. If he uploaded the video of him beating up a 75-year-old man in the first place, he doesn't understand what's going on. But could he be dumber, Carl? Could he possibly be dumber? I'm guessing he could?

You are correct, sir. Because he decided to one-up himself. Okay. Because he did post a second video of him beating up a 75-year-old woman. What? Wait. The fuck are you doing? He's filming himself standing over the bed with his fingers clenched,

and now he is now punching a 75-year-old woman. Second completely different video. Are you kidding me? So, all right, this is disturbing. This person's locked up now. Yes, correct. Locked up. Locked up.

Jay Don hated my creep this week. James Woods, nice work, my friend. I think this guy would still be on the loose. He needs a cop TV show stat. Holy shit. James Woods, Twitter police. Yeah. Where's the jingles department when I need him?

He's retweeting the wrongs. Yeah. Cool. Well, that's fucked up. Vinnie, is that all you got for us? Yeah, we'll go with that. All right. Sounds good.

My creep this week is a person named Hillary Clinton. Are you familiar with it? No, I'm just kidding. My creep this week is a guy named Daniel Hernandez. Now, Daniel Hernandez is a pretty famous guy. He just put out a video on YouTube. On May 8th, it has 230 million views, you might know him as Takashi 6.9. Oh, that's his real name.

Yes. Okay. Takashi 69. Let's talk about this guy. Why is he a creep, you say? Well, the first thing that happened was he put out a music video. This better not be a race thing, Carl. He put out a music video in which there was a 13-year-old girl giving his buddy oral sex.

And then later on in the video, this 13-year-old girl, this 13-year-old girl, girl is buck naked, laying across the laps of both Takashi 6-9 and his buddy. And his defense was that, well, I was only 17 when this happened, still not okay to fill up a 13-year-old girl performing sexual acts. So that's where things started. It's funny, too, because he was given a chance to just get on probation and not have to get on the sex registry, you know, the register as a sex offender. The answer is take it.

Yes, sir. Well, right. And in order to do that, he had to obtain his GED. He went back to court three years later. He still hadn't retained his GED. I was like, come on, dude, just take this really easy test so that we don't have to arrest you and put you in jail for filming a 13-year-old sucking dick. You fucking idiot. He didn't get his GED three years. All right. Okay, that's very funny. What else is going on with this guy? Let's talk about his confessions to domestic violence. He has admitted to years of domestic violence.

His girlfriend, his baby mama, was with him from 2011 to 2018. And multiple incidents occurred over this time, including one beating in Dubai that left her face so swollen that she says I could barely open my eyes. And I don't understand this thing where beating up girls, even if they're not 75. You know, let's say that they're younger than 75. Still not cool. I'm against it, personally. I'm with you, Carl. Not a big fan.

I think there's two votes against. So here's the big thing, though, with our buddy, Takashi 6-9. He was arrested by the FBI for racketeering, conspiracy to murder, armed robbery, and firearm charges. And he was looking at doing 47 years in prison. Yes. Those are a lot of federal charges. Yes. Not the easiest to be.

Correct. And people don't like going to jail. It's not fun, especially when you have an amazing rap career like this guy does. So what did he decide to do? Because he's part of this gang. And this gang is known as, well, they're a sect of the bloods. And they're known as the Nine Trey Gangsters. So what's for?

find out what, uh, Takashi. The nine tray gangsters, like the 93 gangsters? Maybe. Dude, I understand this shit as well as that 20 year old kid understands life. I don't understand what the fuck's going on at all. I'm just reading about this, trying to absorb the information. Well, you know that it would all be completely different if he had just wanted to follow God. Correct.

That's the problem right there. So Takashi 6-9 decides, he's in jail. and he decides that he does not want to be in prison for the rest of his life. He is in prison and is having a really rough time. They moved him to a new facility over the weekend and immediately he asked to be put in an area that was away from any of the bloods or the crips.

This facility where he got moved is someplace where the feds generally put people who have cut a deal. It is feeling snitching. Oh. This is where the creepness comes in. this guy is running out his friends in the FBI. That's not very gangster-esque.

You can't be a snitch and still have your street cred. So you're saying he's a phony? Mr. 6-9, that's fucked up. Let's hear more from our friends at TMZ. Kashi 6-9 has had a target on his head for the last year. But that target just got way bigger after prosecutors just announced precisely what he is going to testify to, and it is going to bring some gang members down. and you have to assume there are people in that gang that want him dead so he can't testify and if that happens the whole case falls apart kashi six nine's first day on the stand testifying against people he used to call his uh his fellow gang members did not disappoint so this guy is giving up every single name of everyone in the gang and you can imagine that a lot of people in the rap community are not too thrilled about this one of them being snooped up

who has come out and said that this guy's a snitch and talking to the FBI is not cool. Of course, Takashi 6-9 came back and said, oh, yeah, well, guess what? Snoop Dog is also a snitch. So Snoop Dog. Yeah. Shots fired. So Snoop Dog came out with a video. This is just this past week where I just think Snoop Dog is a funny guy.

When he's not talking to Martha Stewart because that whole thing is corny, when he's not doing that whole shtick, he's a very funny guy. dog head rainbow head dog head bitch yeah you better leave a dog alone if I'll find you a cat Tom and Jerry shit

fuck with the dog nothing nice bitch rat boy I just think it's funny that he's talking about Tom and Jerry could be less gangster but I love her That's just Snoop, though.

Snoop's a cornball. That's what's so great about. I love it. I'm putting a doggy style on the way home. Yeah. So the best part about this story is because he cut this deal, he was set to be out in August of 2020, but he has asthma. And because he has asthma, he says, I don't know the prison's all that good for me. This COVID-19 thing, I think you should let me out.

And they did. And he's back out under house arrest. He's got one of those bracelets So everybody knows where he is now And guess what he did, Viddy? What? He recorded the new song And shot a new video

That he put out Well, he should be in prison This guy is up on dozens of charges I'm gonna get this out This guy's coolest out This guy put out a brand new song He also did an Instagram live video That broke the record for views

Over 2 million people watched his Instagram live video The other day He put out a brand new song called Guba. And in this song, he recorded an entire video at his house. Guba. Guba. Are there the little dots in there? I have no idea.

That's a really dumb name for a song. It's really dumb. But what should I expect from a kid who couldn't get his fucking G.T? Well, it's hilarious because he's like, I'm really afraid of coming into contact with people. Meanwhile, the video is nothing but big-ass bitches rubbing up against him. Like, there is no social

distancing going on in this video. I just want to play a quick clip from this song and this is him letting everybody know that he ain't scared I don't know I'm back

big mad he's mad she's mad big fat don't care stay mad ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bitch I'm loving

because you big mess I don't know what happened to hip hop I've been out of it for a while but I don't know that you could have lyrics like ha ha ha ha he he those are lyrics he wrote down I love it I like that song I'm a fan

dude you'll love this song in the video his face turns into an animated rat as he's laughing so he's totally embracing it I started off with this whole thing when I went down this road and I said fuck this guy

he's a snitch that's not cool I actually love the guy now I think he's one of the funniest motherfuckers yeah like why are you bringing this guy and there's a creepy rules it kind of rules so vote for my creep because no we're changing the rules this week

vote for my creep no Takashi 6'9 no yes think about poor Norman blood so much laying in his own blood I'm over it who cares he was gonna die soon anyway aha ha ha ha ha ha you man she man ha ha ha that's

fucking great 230 million views on YouTube Vinny this just went up May 8th it's fucking insane I love for I know, it's great. We really reward the wrong people, don't we? All right.

That's my new favorite creep. I mean, I'll say he's a creep, but I mean, he's no Jaden Hayden at all. Yeah. Well, he's also not someone who is a... Panily raping children. But he is watching his buddy get blown by one. Jesus Christ, dude. I can't believe that he has a video of a 13-year-old naked performing sex acts

and got away with it. All right, if you get your GED, it's cool. What kind of fucking world is this? All right. You want some voice mails? Yeah, we got voice mails? Yeah, we got a couple of them. There's a couple I like.

This one is great because this guy was so self-aware at the end. Sir, I'm playing this because I appreciate you. Carl, you picked the wrong Kiomo for your creep this week. You should have picked Rivers, Keelmo. I mean, have you heard... Pacific Daydream or Black album? I kind of messed this voice male up.

Don't play this. I actually, he actually is bringing up really good points. What Weezer's been doing lately is atrocious and they should be embarrassed. Yeah. So my creep next week is Rivers Cuomo. Good call. There you go.

All right. Don't lose confidence like that in the calls, guys. He just lost all confidence. Yeah, lead it, baby. Lead it. That's what we do around here. It's fine. Now listen, this one came from someone who has lots of opinions on the fact that you and I kind of let off the gas a little bit

last week. Okay. With our creeps. You know what? You two rubber dicks. I can't even fucking understand which side I want to be on since I've been following it since the beginning. I don't know. I like you Carl. I like you too, Vinnie.

Thank you. I don't want to sound like a dick. But it sounds, it seems like every time viny gets a good hard win and another win he throws you a softball and then this week was y'all just fucking throwing your rubber dick around and the fucking creeps sucked and i know you had good creeps because i sent you both good creeps you know that who is that i don't know man i think viny win this week benny winnie winnie viny winnie winnie i don't like that Meany weenie.

But anyways, call me back. Dude, when you come up with a slogan that rhymes, it catches out. I don't like this Vinny Winnie thing. I'm not a big fan. There's one other voice smell I think you're really going to enjoy. Okay. Vinny is the people's champ. Fuck Carl.

People's champ. People's champ. Very neat. Yep. Was that you? No. Did you call through a voice modulator? Vinny is the people's champ.

Bud carl. People's champ. People's champ. Very neat. Please. I didn't know I've got to play this drop so many times during this episode today. So, yeah, those were our voice bells this week. All right, cool. I guess it means it's time for a scum parade.

Let's do it. The scum parade, these are my peeps. The scum parade is nothing but creeps. The scum parade. I'm Carra Landing show. Oh, it's time for a parade. We are going to start in Merry Old England, Carl. All right.

Abbotsford, England, where a 32-year-old woman who is developmental disabilities was the victim of a crime. Now, I'm going to read to you the first sentence from the article, which really made me laugh out loud. It's terrible. 32-year-old woman is developmentally disabled and cannot explain what happened. to her. Period. Abbotsford police are asking witnesses to come forward after a woman with disabilities named Emily, who was sitting in her front driveway on a Monday afternoon, was shot in the upper leg

with a paintball. Really? Yeah. Are you going to tell me that you've never gone out with your buddies and gone retard hunting? Never. I mean, this is something that we do. Well, I do have a plausible theory here. I sent you a picture of this woman, right?

Of Emily? Yeah. And whom does she resemble quite heavily? Oh, yeah. Rosie O'Donnell. She is, like, the spitting image of Rosie O'Donnell played the developmentally disabled lady riding the bus. She did it a little bit too well.

This lady was wearing a little pirate hat in this picture that they posted of her. It's so awful. But I got to thinking, Carl, like, I've never gone out, you know, trying to shoot the developmentally disabled with payballs, but I have gone out hunting Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, right.

That is justifiable. That is absolutely justifiable. By order of the president, you're supposed to shoot her with paintballs. So, I mean, I don't know what to say. Make America great again. I never said that about women. I said it about Rosie O'Donnell. That's right.

That's right. That's one of the best answers ever given. Ha ha, ha, ha. Oh, God. Okay. That's the worst. So if you know who shot poor Emily with the paintball, please call Takashi. Exx. Give a high five for me.

He'll tell the cops for you. Yeah, right. Snitching for hire. Okay, a man who has been charged with arson and animal cruelty, among other things, says he set fire to a room in his grandmother's house with two dogs inside of it.

Now, I know you get very upset about these particular types of stories, Carl, because of the animals involved. But this is a very weird situation. This apparently is the man's grandmother's house. Police say when they arrived, they found light smoke coming from the house. They spoke with the woman living there who told them two dogs have been inside one of the rooms with the door closed. This is where the officers say the fire

had been started. So the two dogs were in this room. The door was closed. This guy started a fire. They found that the back door of the home is unlocked. This woman also brought up very forcefully to the police that there was a missing bottle of vodka. Yeah, that's not cool. Yeah. It burned down my house. Kill my dogs. Yeah. Kill my vodka. What the fuck. The woman told police that her grandson on Dustin Schneid was the only person who knew where the vodka had been kept. This had to be trusted. He knew where I kept my vodka. That's interesting, isn't it?

Officers were later called to a business on nearby Ringled Road, where witnesses told him that Dustin Sneed had been inside and had dropped a bottle of vodka. So not only did he steal the vodka after burning the two dogs trying to kill the dogs, I don't even know what this guy's end game was here. Yeah, it's funny. Remember

the burglars in Home Alone? Yeah. Where they decided to leave evidence in every home that showed that they were the ones who did it. Like, is that what this guy does too? He always steals some evidence that will prove that he's the one who committed the crime. Well, and then show the evidence off to people right after committing the crime. According to the security footage, it said that he started pouring the vodka out in front of the business. Right. He's like showing it off. Hey, look at what I have. I didn't even pay for this. Take that, Nana.

Yeah. You fucking idiot. Then through the bottle next to the building, police recovered the bottle set and matched the bottle taken from the Kingwood Home Circle. Please say that Sneed had used the phone at the business in order to call his grandmother as well. He asked if he could use the phone. Called his grandmother. I don't know if he left a message or what the point

of that was, but there's a lot of crazy happening here. He wants to get caught so bad, and he did. Good job. He nailed it. Yeah, he's... Way to go. He's being charged with aggravated arson, aggravated burglary, aggravated cruelty to animals, and vandalism. Well,

was he trying to burn down the house because, there were dogs in it or he was just trying to burn down a house that had dogs in it? How the fuck would I know? Because that seems weird that you would get that extra charge of animal cruelty or wanting to... Well, he started a fire and left the dogs locked in the room with the fire. Yeah, but he didn't like pour gasoline on or anything crazy

like that, right? No. There aren't a lot of people who do things like that, are there? There are. Oh, yes. We're going to skip ahead to a story and we'll end on a different one. Josiah James McIntosh, actually. He's 27 years old and he allegedly intended to incinerate a demon. He thought had possessed his son. According to a probable cause statement, he said, quote, if we can get the demon out, we'll burn it. McIntosh allegedly told family after splashing gasoline on his

son, the father of Josiah, Brian McIntosh, I don't know if this is McIntosh or McIntosh. Yeah, I think it's McIntosh. Okay, whatever. His dad told responding officers that when he confronted his son about the odor, hey, why does your kids smell a gasoline? Josiah. What do you ask that? There's a reason. So listen, there's a demon inside the kid, and we're going to burn it out, is what he says to his dad.

Yep. So when questioning his son, Josiah, he stated his father, you know, I'll get the demon, we'll burn him out, the probable cause affidavit said. When questioned again, Josiah made the same statement. So the dad is like, wait, what? He completely reiterated it. I have a plan. I'm going to burn the devil out of my kid.

Yeah. So the father says, we're going to decide to try to stop. him, right? Right, yeah, smart. Right. He's like, no. Burn his four-year-old to death. He's like, son, listen, you're not going to burn the demon.

You're going to burn your child. He had to talk to him like a dummy. So Josiah, in a very reasonable fashion, picked up a brick and hit his dad across the face with her. He was getting in the way. We got plans, buddy. You're either with us or you're against us. Hey, you're either with the Lord or you're with the devil, okay? Don't you know that Bob Dylan song?

So the police showed up not long after that. The dad called the police, obviously. The police got there in time, and apparently Josiah had walked away and left for a while because they caught him down the street somewhere. But they said the child was naked inside the residence with gasoline on his person, and gasoline was strewn around the whole place. So not only did this guy, like, you know, do this completely wrong and not actually do it. The demon's still in there, apparently. He never took the kid. Like, don't you think it's an outside activity, bury the demon out of people?

That's a good point. He's like, ah, a demon will probably escape the body and then it'll still be free. But if I put it in the house, it won't be able to get through the roof and I could probably kill it that way. Well, according to, like, the police, they said that Josiah was very calm and his demeanor was very cool. And he noted during the police interviews, they don't understand what, you know, motivated the alleged attack. They said, the police said, it's hard to say it could be drugs, alcohol, could be mental illness or a combination. It could be mental illness. You think? A guy wants to burn a four-year-old to kill a demon?

You think it could be mental illness? That's your assessment of the situation? It could be drugs. Dude, I've done a lot of drugs. I've never wanted to burn a four-year-old to death. And four-year-olds can be a handful. Don't get me wrong. Do you want to know something?

When you say that, I don't believe you. You don't think I've never wanted to burn a four-year-old to death? Nope, I think you might have. I've never gone through with that. It might have crossed my mind a couple times or two as well. I didn't have gasoline readily available, so I didn't go through with it. Yeah. It seemed like a lot of work to get the gasoline, bring it back to the four-year-old.

I have a whole plan about how, you know, four years old should be the age of culling. You know, he just decided. I'm just kidding. Dude, it could be a mental illness. Yeah, maybe. He took a brick to his dad's head for trying to stop it from burning his son alive. It could be a mental illness. Takes a village.

Could have a screw loose. We don't know. We'll find out. on the next James Wood. Twitter cops. We'll find out. Okay, so final story of the creep off this week in the scum parade. A virtual meeting Thursday turned deadly when a man allegedly stabbed his father to death.

Well, on a Zoom chat. Yeah. According to the Suffolk County Police Department, Dwight Powers, police said, was on a Zoom chat with about 20 people when he was stabbed by his son, Thomas Scully Powers, just after noon on Thursday in Long Island, New York. Several people in the chat. called 911 following the attack. The son, 32 years old, fled, and he was charged with second-degree murder and was transported to a local hospital for minor injuries.

The people described the attack. They said bed sheets were being ripped off of a bed by a gentleman who appeared to be naked as well as bald. He had a tattoo on his left arm, and then he placed the bed sheets on the floor as if he was covering something up. Listen, I'm sure the old man had it coming, but he could have literally killed this guy at any other time. Why does he wait to stay up to death while he's on a Zoom chat with his buddies?

He had 32 years to take this guy down. And he waited until he was on a fucking Zoom chat to murder him? How stupid is that? I like to think of it as he was trying to make a statement. And by the way, I hate how old people have all embraced Zoom. Have you noticed this? They have. They love it.

They all think they're on like a CNN News Analysis show. They're like, oh, I just want to get my opinion out. It's like, Grandma, we never listened to you before, just because Zoom exists. That's what we're going to start listening to you now. Shut the fuck up. Like, I really feel bad for them because they think this is going to be their window to the outside world, finally. I can finally talk to my grandkids, but they're still ignoring you, all right? It doesn't matter that you're on the computer screen.

I don't think it works. They never answer. That's fucking Zoom. If I never hear the word Zoom again in my life, I'll be fine. Zoom it right towards the grave. So annoying. Lonely as ever. So that is...

By the way, does this just prove? the fact that people can't handle the internet. I mean, remember the story that you did where the guy was like murdering his mom? Yeah, two weeks ago. And then putting it on Facebook live. Yeah. And there was this other woman who decided to Snapchat,

a dead body that, like her brother had just murdered or something because she's a true crime fan. Yeah, this guy murdering his dad while he's out of Zoom call. Like, this is the problem is that we've given everybody a phone and social media and they all think they have their own reality TV show. Not everyone should have their own reality TV show. Let's leave it to the professionals. Kim Kardashian, a couple other smoking hot chicks.

Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. And that's about it. We're good. We got it. I've been. That guy Puck from Real World 2. And that's it.

That's the only people who can have a reality show. Can we bring back Anna Nicole Swift? Oh, my God. Howard K. Stern. I don't watch reality TV, but that was a good show. That's the only one I ever That was a good show I saw like maybe a couple episodes of the Osbournes

But that fucking Anna Nicole Smith show I loved the end of Nicole Smith Because there was People were wondering Is she on drugs? She might be on drugs You think she was too of me Carl I think

She was fucking wasted No one's that dumb She was on drugs All right Sorry Okay so listen I lied what I said. We only had one more story. I would like to have a quick discussion with you,

a story that was submitted to us in the Discord. Here is the headline. This is a New York Post story. German cannibal gets supervised day trips while wearing a disguise. Okay. A 15-year-old, former computer engineer convicted in 2006 of killing Bernard Brandeis after he answered an ad in a gay men's magazine seeking a man to slaughter. Donned sunglasses and a cap masked his identity during the trips. Oh, I've seen this guy. He's Elmo in Times Square, right?

And you've got to think, these are all child molesters and cannibals in Times Square. I know that that, oh, fuck, what's her name? Sandy Cain. She's eating a few babies. You know what I mean? Is that the naked cowgirl? Yeah, yeah. Remember Sandy Cain? Of course. Shut up. Of course you do. Of course I do. I'm an Opian Anthony fan. Did you not know that? But you're only a fan of one of them on independently. That's true. And I like Jimmy Norton. Little Jimmy.

Two officers accompany him. One investigator told the newspaper, for security reasons, we take him to another federal state. There he's allowed to walk around through the town. Mywise, who is dubbed Der Metzgermeister, or the Master Butcher, revealed in a 2016 documentary that he repressed his urges to live as a real-life Hannibal Lecter since his childhood years. Yeah, can we put this guy down?

What's the law in Germany? So if you murder someone and then eat them, you get to go for day trips? What kind of sentence is that? I'm confused. Let me give you some quotes from this guy in this documentary. The first bite was, of course, very strange. I'd spent over 40 years longing for it, dreaming about it.

And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect interconnection throughout his flesh. Which body part did he choose to go with first? I don't know. There's a lot of speculation in that one creep that I did. did about the butt cheeks and thighs. Oh, rumbrose, really? Yeah. Lots of flesh. Yeah.

I fucking hate true crime. Why am I on this show? I hate this shit. I don't listen to this type of show. I don't care about it. This guy bragged that human taste, flesh tasted like pork, but stronger. Stronger? Yeah, he's, yeah. So, uh, that doesn't sound like a good word when you're talking about meat. He ate a guy. Taste strong. He ate a man. And I guess he had some deal with the guy. The guy was like, all right, I guess you could eat me. Like, that dude was into it too. So this is a whole fucked up situation. And they're letting him

have day trips, Carl, but they're letting him wear a disguise. Are you fucking kidding me? If you were convicted of eating another human being, and for some reason, you're walking around free. Yeah. They should put a fucking sandwich board on you or something. Are you shitting me?

Or one of those those signs with the arrow that you flip around to show people that there's a pizza pizza nearby. Right. A little fucking Caesar side. Yeah. Just flip one of those.

But I'm telling you, they let him wear a disguise and just walk around. Fuck you, Germany. Are you insane? That's insane. This guy is, um, do you think he's a mental disorder? We're not sure. We think this guy who likes to eat people might have a mental disorder.

We haven't figured that out yet. Who? Demetskemeister? Yeah. Samasta butcher. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Between Germany.

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