The Creep Off - #13 Wanna grab some soup?

Episode Date: June 1, 2020

In this week’s competition Vinnie tells us what happens when love grows cold, and Karl explains what happens when a popular porn genre comes to life. In the scum parade we meet an amorous discount store manager, an insane trucker just trying to escape the beast and finally the story of a hot Junior High School teacher & Swat Team Captain teaming up to became the worst bakers/child porn producers ever. We also name a new member to the Creep Off hall of fame!

We got to make this, say, a video show one of these days. You're not the boss of me, and I don't think, maybe, I don't think anybody wants to see us. Oh, I think it'd be great because then, like, maybe Patrick Michael could do an episode on his YouTube show or he's, like, making fun of us. Yeah, that'd be great. Let's just open ourselves up to criticism and scores. Yes. Awesome. Who would want to criticize us, Benny?

I mean, after all, we are the people who are trying to, like, bring to light the atrocities of humanity. We're the people who are trying to lead. the scorn. Right, and I don't have any enemies online, so I think we'll be fine. You're ready to get started? Yeah. It's the cream off. Well, hi-de-lo-ho creeperinos, welcome to the creep-off. My name is Vinny Paulino, and I am joined, as always, by my very, very handsome sidekick, hot cuck-cac-cara. What is happening, Vinny? Oh, you know, the world is burning.

We're doing another stupid podcast. Our schedule is a little bit off because Vinny had to flee from the city of Rochester. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I don't blame you, man. I was like the night before we were going to record I was just like, you know, maybe we should just move this because I'm heading out of town. Did you see the woman getting her ass kicked

outside of the Rochester Fire Store? Yeah, I did, Carl. Fucking LeBron tweeted it. Yeah, dude, that was making the rounds everywhere, wasn't it? Yeah, and that's a stupid store anyway. I'm surprised they're even in business that place. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what they do. Did they, fireplace supplies?

Is it a fireplace? I thought it was for firefighters. No, it's like fireplace supplies. Oh, is it? Yeah. All right. All I know is that there used to be a skate shop right there. Thank God those guys are left that neighborhood.

Yeah. Why did they leave that dismantled ramp in front of the place? Yeah, I know. Back on. It sure did. Well, I guess we're going to have another episode of The Creepoff today. We're going to talk about last week's real quick, but I will tell you we are adding just a little extra taste.

I want to nominate someone for the Hall of Fame today. Oh, sweet. All right. Okay. So let's take a look at the results from last. week. Allow me to pop these up right there for you to read. I'm not feeling real good about this. Read

and weep. I got 36% of the vote. Come on people. Carl. Help me out a little bit here. Carl. Do you want this to be a landslide for Vinnie? I'm going to go ahead and say it. All the listeners who are voting for you, do you see what you're ruining our show. Stop. voting for Biddy.

Three to one. God damn it. Three to one, baby. Almost five. Oh, yeah, man. I got to start, I got to start winning. I need a W this week real bad. My story this week, as I told you, I had to flee the city.

So my story is very simple this week. Oh, are we getting started with this? Would you like to? Sure, let's do it. Okay. All right, we're going to go to Macon, Georgia. Okay. Okay.

My story this week is about a, A man, a woman, the police department, it's a beautiful love story. A man is now charged with a murder, Carl. Okay. In the death of a woman outside of a daybreak, which is a homeless shelter, near downtown Macon, Georgia. Apparently, the story goes like this. It's very simple. Someone initially called deputies about two people acting inappropriately on the front steps of the homeless resource center.

Okay. Which means that they were, in essence, fucking... Probably. On the steps of the homeless shelter. When the police showed up, they asked the man identified his 55-year-old Kenny Whitehead to get dressed. They were like, get up, get off of her, get dressed. Oh, come on. The homeless people don't have that many fun things that they do.

You know, they get to, like, drink urine and have sex. There's just a few things that they enjoy. I think we all know the police are out of control right now, Carl. Yeah, seriously. Just surreal. The surreal bullshit. That's bullshit. Well, as he got up, they ordered the woman, obviously, to get up, too.

and uh she didn't because she's been dead for some time oh okay that's pretty good yeah yeah so the family of the victim has been notified her death her name has not been released now this story happened on may 18th so just about two weeks ago uh-huh and i had this story i wanted to do it last week but there just wasn't enough information and still no information has come out but part of her face was missing they're charging him with murder no matter what happened here he brought the body to the homeless shelter and banged her on the steps so that's fucked up yeah there's no idea where the actual murder took place all i know is that the body with half a face missing ended up on the end of a homeless guy's dick so you're telling me that he could have

i mean who doesn't want to have sex with a hot corpse every now and again but you wanted that behind closed doors you want to do that behind closed doors you don't want to go out and public and do that Well, you know, the public is his home. That's where he fucked up. The public is his home, Carl. All right. So what you're saying is, we really don't know if this guy killed this woman. We don't know if he killed this woman.

All we know is he ended up on his dick. Right. In front of a homeless shelter. And the body had to have been moved there. And there was no oral sucks because half of her face was missing. Correct. So long story short, this man found a body at the very least. And dragged her was like, I know where we could do this, baby.

I got a spot. dragged her to the hobo shelter and banged her on the steps. Do you think he was hoping to get people running the train on her and just couldn't find any volunteers? I don't know if he was just like wanted to take her to a late dinner, was like, hey, let's go get some soup. Right. And, you know.

Let's go get some soup. I know a place. And, you know, the place was closed and he was like, all right, he was a little forward. Yeah. He's being charged with the murder. The other part is he did something horrific to this woman, removed half of her feet.

that dragged her body to the fucking place at banged her on the steps. So it's one of those two things. Yeah. And that's pretty creepy. That is my creep this week, Kenny Whitehead. It's short, it's simple, and fucked up. That is fucked up. All right, Vinnie.

My creep this week is former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chavin. No, I'm just kidding. I can you imagine. Dude, there was part of me this morning that said he's going to do this guy. If I wanted an easy W, I would have. But now, my creep this week is a woman named Marina Balchamava, and she is a Russian influencer. All right, this is the setup for this.

36-year-old Marina Bamashava from Russia has 416,000 followers on Instagram. She was married to her ex-husband Alexi for 10 years, before they divorced two years ago. But her new Instagram photos show a new man in her life. All right, so this woman was married. to a gentleman for 10 years. They got a divorce. Now, she's an influencer.

She's got over 400,000 followers on Instagram. So they're all watching her life. She gets a divorce from this man and starts dating a new guy. The new guy's name is Vladimir. He is 15 years younger than she is. And how old is she, like 21? At this point, she is 35 years old. So that'll make him 20.

So he is 20. And he has an interesting relationship with her. She recently posted photos from a decade ago that show her at age 22, while he was only seven years old, and it shows the huge difference in age. I'm not sure why she thought it was a good idea to post this photo, but it seems like it backfired. This is the son of her ex-husband. This is her stepson. To let her followers know that that's the new love of her life, she posted a picture on Instagram of the two of them when he was seven and she was 22. And this is her new boyfriend

Now, it gets crazier than that What is love, baby? It gets crazier than that Because they're not just dating Marina helped raise Vladimir And now they're getting hitched Kind of weird I mean, he wasn't young enough for her

To change his diapers But it was seven years old It was pretty young So now they're getting married So he's marrying his stepmom Now Vinnie I'm very speechless on this It gets a little bit weirder.

How? It gets a little bit weirder because, now remember, she was married to his father for 10 years and a big part of that boy's life and his family's life. So this is where things get a little bit off the tracks. But wait, okay, it gets weirder. They're also raising Vladimir's five siblings together. While Marina was still living with her ex-husband, Alexei, she adopted five of his children. All of them except Vladimir, which she wants to marry now. Which means that when she marries Vladimir, she will not only be their stepmother, but also their sister-in-law?

Yeah, that's some weird Game of Thrones-E type shit. Could you imagine that, that all of a sudden your brother is your stepfather? You will call him brother-father now. Right. So, I actually obtained some audio, and I want to explain that while Marina is certainly my... creep this week. This is not all of her fault. She was seduced by her stepson. I got the audio of this

You should have seen him in his little Little League outfit. He was a total studded. You know what? He's a cute kid. Yeah. And it doesn't help when he's got moves like this. No, no, no, stop. It's wrong. You're my stepson. I know. I'm your stepmom. This is so wrong. It makes it better. Doesn't it? No.

So she was trying to resist him, but eventually she just couldn't resist. You just played stepmother porn. She just couldn't resist anymore. I can't do this because you're definitely my stepson and this is not afraid. I'm definitely going to stick it in you. No, it's not. Oh, no.

No. Oh my gosh. It's audio the first time they ever hooked up. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's fucked up, isn't it? I don't know. She sounds like she's breathing to me. So, does anyone besides Jim Morrison,

Jim Morrison really want to fuck their mom? Because when I was growing up, we wanted to fuck our friends' moms. This kid is doing it wrong. But it was his stepmother, and I'm sure that, you know, I grew up with both of my parents, my biological parents, so I have no idea. But I mean, I'm sure that there's... You're making excuses?

No, I'm sure that there's like kids who, you know, these fucking guys leave their wives when their kids are like 12 or 13 and they brings in like a hot trophy wife. I'm sure that there's been situations where people want to bang their stepmother. It's a genre. It's a genre of very popular genre of pornography. It's a very popular genre. Never in any of those movies

where they get married afterwards. That's the part that is fucked up. Yeah, nobody wants to marry them after. That's stupid. What a dumb kid this is. That's really dumb. So, for that reason, please vote for Marina Balchameva. Balma... I can't even pronounce English words. Now I've got to pronounce a Russian woman's name. Ladies and gentlemen, you want to vote for Kenny Whitehead. not only did he possibly murder someone he also fucked a corpse no matter what happens here he was caught red-dict

banging a corpse okay what don't you fucking understand and if you vote for me this week that would make next week the score would be four to one and that means that next week would be game point and I will bring it

you're getting out of yourself again for you next week this is where you fuck up if you bring me the victory this week people I will deliver for you next week You are getting ahead of yourself, and this is where you always do yourself in. So, Vinnie, let's talk about your consequence from the wheel of consequences. Are you opening for Jimmy Schubert this weekend? I will be doing a guest spot for Jimmy Schubert.

Yes. What show do you want to go to, Carl? Probably Saturday, but let me get back to you on it. As soon as you let me know which one you want to go to, that's the one I'll just say I'll go to a spot on. I've been cleared to do a spot. I will wear the hero of the stupid T-shirt with his dump. face on it. So you're going to wear a Stuttering John t-shirt on stage at this outdoor comedy show, drive-in comedy show. That's going to be a very big event. Like news is covering it. It's a big deal.

Jimmy Schubert, world famous comedian. My friend. My buddy. Your buddy. And you'll be doing a guest spot. We're going to have this on video. We'll be able to post this online. Yep, yep. I love it. I don't even know. I, you know, I had a nightmare last night that I got booked for a really big show. And I show up for the show and I'm like, oh, shit, I don't remember my head. act. Because I don't. I mean, I haven't been on stage. It's the end of February. Oh, you're going to be stuttering and stammering with your stupid hero of the stupid t-shirt on. It's going to be great. And I can't wait to see the photoshopps that come out of this after I get some stills if you don't think my ass is going to be writing the next couple of days.

All right. But yeah, I'm going to do it next week. There will be video. There will be photos. That's awesome. And depending on how well I do, they'll just be photos. I'm getting hold of that video asshole Yeah, I like to see you try I'm the one filming it This is exciting, I cannot wait Did we get any voicemails or notes or anything Come on this week?

We got possibly the greatest voice I've ever heard Oh good But I'm not gonna play it yet I'm gonna play this one from a guy named Vaughn Who wanted to shit on us Okay Listen guys, when you want to leave us a voicemail

You know, wait for the seven or eight beeps And then, you know When you leave your message Try to make it a little more succinct Hey, guys, Vaughn here. Just wanted to bring up something that I've noticed creeping up on your podcast. It's just, you did a normal thing. Like, subscribe to the podcast, guys.

Everyone out there, subscribe. And I'll go to the website and vote. Guys, everyone votes on our website. And then then it started getting a bit weird. You're like, hey, guys, you send some ideas for the real consequences. We can't come up with anything. Go on to the Twitter. Send us some ideas.

And then can you also send us some creeps for us to talk about? Just send me something. because I probably bothered looking up for myself. And now, what are you? After 12, and you're like, hey, guys, can you send some parameters for the rules that show? Can you pause that real quick? I want to explain something to this guy. We don't have producers.

Most shows have producers that do all this shit that we're asking you to do for us. This isn't laziness. It's just how a show is normally done. We're the talent. I don't want to fucking come up with all of you. I don't want to do research, figure out who a creep is. And can I also add this? My issue with your statement here is

it's not just about us wanting people to do the work for us. Maybe it's a little bit of it. Yeah, it's mostly that for me. Yeah, it's also because it's fun for the people who want to get involved. I don't know about that. We're actually just having a blast, Carl. You're making it work for free.

Oh, by the way, Kevbot on Discord. That's my dude. The guy who gave me my creep this week. So thank you, Kevot. Did he really? He did. Because he gave me some people that I put in the skum parade today. So give him some problems. Thanks, Kevott. And continue to help us produce the show.

Go ahead and finish that voice. Tevbot, you're an honorary producer. Cameron might be an honorary producer. For sure. There's some people that we love. And continue to submit your creeps and, you know, email us, the creepoff pot at gmail.com. Yep. And then bitch about how all of my creeps are child molesters.

And then when I change it up, you don't fucking vote for me. Thanks a lot, assholes. Thanks. What's it going to be episode 20? Hey, you guys, can you just send some jokes for us? Can you press record? Can you feel into me at band practice? you know, like, he can help you.

Okay, that's funny. Yeah, you got it. You want to be in the end. Yep, it came around. That's good. Now, could you send some jokes, please? Yeah, you know, here's an example of the kind of voicemail I like. Hey, this week on WATP, we cover the creep off the show starring a fat loud mouth and also Vinnie Paulino.

Waka, Waka. Loved it. See, that's a great one. That's good. Now, I want to play this one because, holy shit, when I listened to it, Carl, I stood and just stared than a wall, like, there's so many things that I need answers to. Okay. I'm going to let this one play out, okay?

Holy fuck, dude. I've been trying to call the creep off and shit, and this is like this number I didn't call him, but I was like a number off. It's been like this fucking retarded home. And I'm in my foot saying all kinds of retarded shit, and I was like,

I can't believe they have such a retarded fucking internet because everybody's fucking bick and That's retarded. And it's like, maybe I'm fucking wrong. So I looked it up. Sure shit. I was fucking wrong.

They called him in his fucking retar home, whatever. Like, and fucking shit into their fucking shit. You know, and I was like,

who the fuck is this guy? The creep off. What? What? What? What? What? They had no fucking clue.

My bad. Fuck off. Carl. You're sucking lately. You need to fucking step your game up, buddy. Okay. All right, bud. All right.

Later. That's hilarious. So he's calling what I can only assume is like a heritage Christian home or the Ark of Monroe County home in Monroe County, which is the 5A5 area code where we live. Yeah. And just leaving heinous messages that meant for us. And disappointed every time he listened to the show, he's like, why aren't they playing my voicemails? Did I not call them retarded enough?

What do I have to do to get my voicemail play? That's great Okay dude I love this guy He's my favorite Even though he's a screw up Yeah that's awesome All right

So you ready for the scum parade Oh yeah Let's do that The Scum parade I'm parade I'm paris I'm parolands in show

All right, we are going to go down to Georgia, about 15 miles south of Atlanta. Carl, you own a business. I do. Okay. So you know what it's like to be a business owner. I do. Okay. This man by the name of San Juan Antonio Davis is charged with defrauding his employer

after he allegedly faked a medical excuse letter. Davis, who was employed by an unidentified Fortune 500 company, told his supervisors in March that he had tested. positive for the coronavirus and emailed a letter stating that he had been admitted to the hospital and needed to quarantine for 14 days. Right. And affidavit states, days prior, the company told employees that if they had the virus, they would receive paid time off while they quarantined. The company's human resource manager reviewed the excuse letter and observed some indications of fraud. According to the affidavit, for example, the letter stated that Davis was discharged

on November 10th, 2019, months before the purported admission date, the letter was unsigned. the letter did not appear to be on a formal letterhead. The company called the hospital Davis was, said he was treated, and was told that he was not a patient there in March. Davis employer also asked for a copy of his positive test results. He refused to give it to him. According to the document, out of the abundance of caution, the company shut down. Yeah. And at least four workers had to go quarantine.

Yeah. The prosecutor says David's alleged scheme costs the company more than $100,000. The only person who should be fired from this incident is, The HR is the supervisor who took this letter seriously because what they said was the supervisor said, okay, yep, that's fine. It had typos on it, no signature. Half of it was written in Cran. He's like, oh, yep, that's fine. It was the HR manager who was like, what the fuck is this? When the HR manager is smarter than you, you have no business being employed at a company, because HR is where they put the dumbest retards. So this supervisor is an idiot. And also, I blame the company for this.

they put out a statement saying, hey, if you get the virus, we'll give you free money. Yeah. What do you think is going to happen? For all we know, this guy went to a nursing home and licked every resident's face trying to get the virus. Just wasn't successful.

Better than my creep last week. Right, a little bit. Just wasn't successful because when you put out information like that, everyone's going to want to get the coronavirus. Fucking two weeks paid time off. So cost his company $100,000 with a phony medical excuse. It was weird that it was signed from Epstein's mother. Come on.

Come on. Okay. I quit. What the fuck? It was a welcome back Connor got a joke. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, man. How old are you?

I've never even seen that show. I am going to be 38. Jesus Christ. A former Louisiana, okay, we're going to head down to Louisiana, and boy, is this a story, Carl. Okay. This one was actually sent to me by Kevbot, too. And I still have some questions, but I was trying to dig in on this. So, a former Louisiana show.

sheriff's deputy and his teacher wife are facing a the only way I can describe it is a fuck ton of charges. Yes. Including child rape, producing child pornography, and sexual abuse of an animal. They are being sued for allegedly serving

school children, cupcakes tainted with bodily fluids. You know, Benny's going to read this story. This is his favorite thing. You don't fuck with food. It's not telling you. You don't fuck with pizza. You don't fuck with dessert. Yep. So, for the fourth time since November 19, a civil complaint has been filed against Dennis Perkins and

his wife, Cynthia Perkins. They're accusing the pair of feeding baked goods containing the man's semen to the women's class at Westside Junior High School on two separate occasions in 2018 and 2019. The lawsuit, which was filed this week in Livingston Parish, also claimed Cynthia showed a female student sexually explicit images. The couple were arrested back in October when authorities found a photo of the pair naked with a minor after receiving a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. So Dennis was fired from his job at the sheriff's office. Rightfully so.

He was indicted on 78 felony counts. His wife resigned from the junior high school teaching day job. She was arrested. It was 72 felony counts. By the way, the wife, not that bad looking. Shockingly good looking. Pretty hot. Really seriously.

Like, if she offered me a cupcake, I might just make comies too. They are charged with producing child porn. So a food makes you ejaculate? Is that what we're finding out about you? No one do you like food so much. That's my favorite.

It's a fucking orgasmic for you. You should see what I do to a plate of spaghetti. Yeah, I want to cancel our lunch plans after this, by the way. I've got to wash my hair. This article... Fine, I'll just go to Luigi's without you. This article implies that eating semen can be harmful. And I'm here to tell the ladies who listen to the show

that that is not true. That's lies. That's lies. What are they talking about? It's bullshit. It's good for your hair, ladies. Did you notice there's a ton of information in this article about the semen in the cupcake and showing a girl an inappropriate image?

But there's zero explanation of producing child porn, rape, attempted rape, sexual battery, obscenity, video voyeurism, and sexually abusing an animal. They just throw that in there and they don't explain it at all. Yeah. All they do is focus on the semen cupcakes. I'm like, that's not the real story here. And the problem with the story, I will say, is that they focus a lot on the children's feelings.

Oh, dude, the one kid's father is depressed and had to quit his job because the son is so upset that my son might be gay. Yeah. Seriously, like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? I want to get more into this fact that they're accused of rape and sexually abusing an animal. That sounds like the lead in this, not the semen cupcakes. I don't know. I think the semen cupcakes are pretty silly. Whatever. These kids didn't even know

they fucking ate it. That's the difference. I'm never going to your bake sale. Fair enough. So this guy, this guy, Dennis Perkins, he was in charge of the SWAT team. Yeah. Where he was, that's nuts. Yeah, by the way, a cop suck. That's just it. If we've learned anything recently.

Yeah, that's a crazy story. But semen in the cupcakes. Yeah, semen in the cupcakes. Makes me sad. All right. This one, we're going down to Tennessee, Carl. When assistant manager Robert Lindlaw noticed a couple of women acting oddly in his Clarksville, Tennessee Dollar General, he kept a close eye on them for any criminal behavior. Sure enough, he reportedly witnesses the pair sneaking goods into their purses in an effort to leave without pain. He caught the two red-handed. Lindell then ordered them to empty their purses on the counter, showcasing a variety of items that they tried to steal. He then forced the parent to the back office where they awaited his response to the crime.

They were waiting for him to call the police or whatever he was going to do. Unfortunately for these two girls, the women soon realized that the assistant store manager was decided to basically dole out a punishment of his own. This story came from Kevabad. I will give him credit for this. Well, in the back room, Linlaugh gave the female shoppers a choice. I'll either call the police and have them arrested for theft or they could give him oral sex and walk out scot-free. right and even keep some of the merchandise they were going to steal yeah yeah he said the women complied with his depraved wishes that's according to the story allegedly performing sexual favors on their captor out of fear for their safety reports that linda locked the woman in the room and told him that he had called the police but that it would take an hour for them to arrive he then convinced them to let him orally rape them that's what the story says right before releasing them as thanks for their service and possibly is a method to garner their silence he reportedly allowed them to take some of the items not even all of them like Like, put that portable CD player back on the shelf.

Yeah, maybe if she was able to deep throw. She would have gotten more merchandise. Yeah. So I just want to say this. When you're forcing someone to have sex with you, why would you pick the only hole that has teeth in it? And I'm not condoning rape. It's something I would never do. But if you're a rapist, fucking think.

That seems very dangerous to me. It does. It's probably not a good move. He never called the police, obviously. He just wanted the blowies. After the alleged rape, the women called the, the police and reported the incident. Which is twice as stupid.

Right. Because then they ended up just confessing to the crime anyway. Here's what I think happened. I think that they probably went and like, dude, told their friends this was fucked up. And this is a terrible thing happened. This is what we ended up having to do. And like, you could sue him. You could probably make some money if you sued him.

You should call him police and sue him. And that's probably what happened. Yeah, that's true. Okay. You really want to sue an assistant manager and a dollar general. You're going to get a lot of fucking money from that guy. What are you going to sue him for? More tic tics?

good point it took authorities 10 months to arrest Lindau on the charges against him with the crime and apparently they have DNA evidence so I don't know if they had some pubs caught in their teeth I was wondering if you finished or not I think that answers the question okay despite being

indicated with two counts of rape Lindau was out of jail and back home after posting a $20,000 bail he was reportedly fired from the Dollar General three days after the alleged incident was reported can I just point out this article is fucking terrible. It is a terrible article.

It's so poorly written. It's like they were trying to get a certain word count in, like they're being graded by how many words are in it. This is one of the paragraphs in this article. It says, when it comes to retail,

one of the burdens of running a small business is dealing with those who want to take advantage of it. As such, employees are often tasked with keeping an eye out for suspicious customers who just might be walking out with more items

than they plan to buy. Seems like I know a couple shop owners who know exactly what we're talking about this week. Yeah. No shit, Sherlock. No shit.

No shit, Sherlock. No fucking shit, Sherlock. Also, it says, although these women were initially committing a crime of their own, there is no reason Lynn Lowe should have taken matters into his own hands. One crime should never be punished with another. He should have left the authority. Sounds like someone's editorializing, aren't they? I know.

How is this fucking not something that we all know? So you're saying that he shouldn't punish them by raping them? Is that what you're saying? No shit. For shoplifting, he shouldn't have mouth fucked to those girls? Yeah, hit that drop again, would you? Yeah, I was what the fuck? Shit, Sherlock!

That might be my favorite thing you ever did. Thank you. I love that clip. Thank you. Okay, so here's one that happened close to home, Carl. Yep. Authorities in three upstate counties are thankful after a wild police chase and shootout didn't end a lot worse. officers from four local agencies exchanged gunfire with the driver of a tractor trailer during a one and a half hour chase involving four police agencies and several first responders.

So this guy was in Leroy, New York. He's pulled over. His tractor trailer is pulled over for a speeding ticket. The driver identified as Joshua Blessed from Harrisburg, Virginia, defied the officer and pulled away. So the cop was like going to write him a ticket, and this guy just guns it in his tractor trailer. Now, if you've ever driven a small car next to a tractor trailer, you know, those fucking things are dangerous, dude. They are insanely dangerous. If the driver just fucking swerves could kill you, you know, just knock your fucking car over.

And there's a cop standing right next to this thing as it peels off. But the trailer is not the most dangerous weapon being used at the story, is it? Oh, no, not by a mile. He led officers in a wild chase through Genesee Livingston, a small part of Wyoming counties, while police making several attempts to slow the rig down with stopsticks. They're basically like spike strips. They did not stop him. Four police vehicles were damaged by gunfire and were rammed by the big rig.

So he starts shooting at the cops too. So he's fucking going full Bonnie and Clyde driving a fucking tractor trailer shooting at cops out the window. Why do you think he would do something like that, Vinny? Nobody knows yet. Well, it turns out they found some of the videos that he had posted on YouTube and videos he'd posted on Facebook. And I have just a clip, and this is, I'm not joking here. This is really a clip of this guy, Joshua Blast, and a video that he put out on YouTube. And I left my body. And I saw my body lying on this bed. Then Yahweh Almighty took me to the night vision of the days,

the image of the beast. Hmm. Well, first off, does that sound like a virgin. Virginia man to you? That doesn't sound like a man for Virginia. Well, he was known previously as Sergey Yoradov. Yeah, okay. So he's a religious kook. Correct. Is what we're figuring out here. And if he thinks that the police are the beast, I could see that. So you're telling me there's a religious kook truck driver just roam in the country. Not anymore.

Not anymore. There isn't. He was shot dead. Yes. The cops murdered. He killed him. Yes. They fucking open fired. His ass is gone. And he missed every shot he took. So I guess God wasn't helping him when he was trying to murder the beast. Yeah, he was praying about the beast. He wasn't praying for aim, Carl. Yeah.

You got to be specific with the Lord. There was one car with 10 bullets in it. How do you keep driving towards that guy? I'm thinking one bullet in my car? I'm out of the chase. I'm done. Yeah. I'm like, you know, I don't need this job that much.

When asked how many shots were fired in the exchanges between him and the police, Sheriff Dutri would only say, quote, A lot. Yeah, there were a few. State police of the FBI are assisting in the investigation. Yeah, he seems to be like a complete lunatic, but he's gone now, so fuck him. Yep. All right.

Now, Carl, that's the end of the scum parade for this week. It is. I did tell you that I would like to nominate someone for the Hall of Fame. Now, this story. Who's in the Hall of Fame right now? Nick Bate and the guy who fucked Dolphins and wrote a book about it. Oh, right. And the reason why Nick Bate is in is because...

I can hate vaginas. All right. What do you got? Okay, so this story blew my mind. This came out today. You may recall Lenny Dykstra. I do. Yes, you know Lenny Dykstra from the house.

Nails. Baseball player has a second life on the Howard Stern Show. If you listen to Howard Stern Show, he's basically calls in and tells Robin he wants to fucking eat her out and shit. Correct. He can't get hard. So he just wants to eat chicks out now. So Mets fans know good old Ron Darling, the voice in the Mets, was a teammate of good old Nails.

And during the 1986 World Series game, Ron Darling claimed that Dykstra yelled yelled yelled racial slurs at Red Sox pitcher Dennis Oil Can Boyd, before Boyd took them out in 1986 during the World Series. Nails decided to sue Ron Darling over this. So there was a lawsuit. Yeah. I remember it. Yeah, this was a big deal. Well, guess what?

The judge ruled. Okay. The suit has been dismissed. Okay. And it was dismissed in a very entertaining fashion. Oh, good. With the judge agreeing with Darling's claim that Lenny Dykstra has such, quote, a crappy reputation already that it's virtually impossible to libel him. Wow.

Based on the paper submitted on the. motion prior to the publication of the book, Dykstra was famous. This is what the... You could just say whatever you want about Wendy Dykstra, that no good piece of shit asshole? I am reading to you what the judge said. That's amazing. Okay. Prior to the publication of his book,

Dykstra was famous for being among other things a racist, misogynist, and anti-gay, as well as a sexual predator, a drug abuser, a thief, and a Bezler. Further, Dijkstra had a reputation largely due to his own autobiography of being willing to do anything to benefit himself in his team, including using steroids and blackmailing umpires. Oh, dude, the

blackmailing umpires thing is the fun. Do you know what he used to do? He would find out who the umpire was having an affair with. Find out their name. Walk up to the plate and just go, so did you see Melissa last night and freak the umpires out because they didn't want to get caught. So then all of a sudden the strike zone changed drastically

for Lenny Dykes John. Exactly right. You're suing because someone said you yelled the N-word. That's one of the best things you've ever done. And here a piece of shit. Another little clip. Given the aforesaid litany of stories concerning Dykstra's poor and mean-spirited behavior, particularly towards various groups, including racial minorities, women, and the LGBT community, this court finds that as a matter of law, the reference cannot induce an evil opinion in the mind of right-thinking persons

or deprive them of their friendly intercourse in society. And at this service of the legal doctrine, the libel-proof plaintiffs, which, as the court explains in detail, renders one legally foreclosed from suing over allegedly damaged reputation. so he is not allowed to sue about his reputation anymore. That actually makes a lot of sense to me. It does. It's pretty amazing. That makes a lot of sense, but it's really, that's such a weird precedent where you can just make up any bullshit you want about the guy now. Apparently, courts are like, fuck this dude.

And that's why I think he may have just earned himself a spot in the Hall of Fame. The legally, you can say whatever you want about this guy because he's so shitty. Hey, I got an idea. How about you send in what you want to call Lenny Dykstra? And then me and Vinny will read those things on the air. I'm in with that. Send us to letty Dykstra. Send us more jokes.

Send us your Lenny Dykstra fan port. Yes. We'll read whatever you send us. We cannot be sued. Oh, that's hysterical. So welcome to the Hall of Fame Nails. Yeah. Congratulations.

You're right there with Nick Bait and Dolphin Guy. Yeah, that's it. That's the end of this week's show. So don't forget to vote. Obviously, you want to vote. for Kenny, Whitehead, he fucked a corpse, and removed half of its face allegedly. Okay, he fucked a course, but they weren't related, okay? Marina fucked her stepson.

You see the issue. You just said step, stupid. You just said step. They're still related. It's just not blood relations. That was her mom. That was his mom growing up. She didn't fuck him when he was seven.

You don't know that. And you don't know, like, that she was his mom. She could have just been the that was walked around house and his dad was banging. Listen, let's just face it, Biddy. I won this week. I don't even know. This is just a formality that we're even having people vote for it

at this point. The creep off. There's been a lot of talk about voter fraud too, I have to tell you. There is. I think I said to you and know people see that I have

100 votes one day and the next day there's 60 something. Something's getting weird. You're shaving some votes. I'm not shaving votes. I think you're shaving votes, motherfucker. Carl. Guys, vote twice for me

because this guy's cheating. You can't vote twice because you're only allowed to vote once. Vote three times for me so that we can offset the cheat. Ladies and gentlemen, follow the rules. Vote for me one time because you know you want to. This is a scandal. This is a man. This is a man who is grasping at straws right now. People should riot. People should riot over this fraud and this scandal. He is down three to one right now and

he does not want to spin this fucking wheel. I don't want to spin the wheel. So stop and make it up shit. All right. Let me ask you a question. How long does a corpse have to be dead before you think it's gross? Five seconds, ten seconds? The cream. What do you mean by gross? Like, still fuckable?

Like, yeah. An hour or two, I'm sure. Like, the second it's dead, you're just got to be like, ugh. And I think an hour or two, and I'd be like, oh, she's finally being quiet. This is so nice. I wouldn't even have dinner with her. No shit, Sherlock! No shit!

No shit! Sherlock, the fucking shit, Sherlock!