The Creep Off - #15 Dead Giveaway

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

This week Karl takes us back to 2010, and Vinnie introduces us to a houseguest who has no idea how to change a diaper. In the Scum Parade we learn about how crazy having five children can make someone, we meet an overzealous amateur dog trainer, and a Grandmother who was on a roll, until she got back to the car.

the people leaving voicemails too is they just want to go on and on and not and not just have a point or two get it across and let's move on can you keep it under a minute all I want you to do is keep it under a minute good good could you can you maybe keep it under 45 seconds if you need to talk for longer than a minute make two calls make a second call with your other point yes absolutely let's do the creep off all right let's see if this works Hello, it's the Creepos. Jeez, ladies. Ola Creepos.

Welcome to another edition of the worst. contest on the internet. It's the creep off. I'm Vinnie Paulette now. This is my co-host hot Cuck Cacarla. Ola, Vini. Hey, by the way, the Cucka-Carla thing is starting to catch you on now. And people write to me, but the way they spell it is KK Carl. So I don't know if you intended that to happen, but it's not good. It's your parents' fault. It's not good. Because people know

that you spell it with a C, you dumb asses. Oh, stop it. Why do you spell it with a K? German. It's the German way of spelling it. I don't think that's a good reason. I think it's a great reason. No, I disagree. Okay, we almost took over the world twice, asshole, all right? We were really close. Yeah, but yet you couldn't get the Carl with the K to catch on.

No, we couldn't. The only person that you get that would go with it was your, I'm guessing, awkwardly grinning parents. Smiling the whole time, we'll spell it with a K. That's what shows them. That's what shows them all. All right. Let's do a show. What do you say? Yeah. What happened last week, Vinny? It was game point for you. I'm very nervous about the results, except for I'm feeling very confident.

I'm not happy about this. I do not understand how a man who ate his grandmother, ate his grandmother raw. Raw, Carl, ripped the flesh from her goddamn bones and put it in his mouth and chewed while fighting the police. Yes. Lost to a fucking loser who. Maybe was a murderer killed his whole family. Yeah. But did it for a Bulgarian webcam model? Come on. What's the verdict here?

What do we got? You won. Hey! 57% of the votes. Oh, that sounds sweet. It's been a while. That means you live to fight another day. I do.

But today's not going to be your day. So the score is now four to two. Four to two. Vinny is in the lead, and it's still game point. Yep. Do you have to win by two as well? No, not at all. You first person to five wins.

The first person to five wins. So I got to put a little streak together here. Listen, to all the listeners, I got to tell you, I want to thank you from the bottom of my fat pig heart for all of your help this week and all of your sending me notes because people want you to spend this goddamn wheel, Carl. I noticed that in the Discord. People are saying, oh, I'm definitely going to help Vinny this week. Like, what's this Winnie?

Vinny Vinny is your nickname or something? What the fuck? My nickname is the people's champ. Yeah, okay. And apparently Vinny Winnie is something that a drunk person came up with. I don't know. Vinny Winnie, all right, I'll take it. You know, honestly, that's taking it back.

I hate, every time I hear Winnie, I get very upset because kids used to call me Winnie the Pooleino. Is that true? Yes. And I hate it. It makes me so mad when I all. Winnie Polino. Pooleino. You fucked it up, stupid.

All right. Already you screwed it up. But listen, it was a real childhood trauma, so I'll take the Vitty Whitty all day long. We'll take it back. We'll own it. All right. So this is good news. This means that I would have to go first.

Are we ready to kick this thing off? Ring that bell. All right. My creep this week, you like to do. physicians because you feel like, you know, dentists and doctors, you feel like those are the people we should trust in our society. And when they're creeps, it seems extra terrible. It is because they are legitimate, like, learned scholarly people who decided to join the dark side. Right. So my creep this week is Dr. Anthony Fauci. No, I'm just kidding. No, my creep

this week is a guy named Ariel Castro. I've heard of Ariel Castro. Yeah, you might know this Clevelander. You're just, are you really doing this old-ass story? Yeah. This is a great story. God. Kastro is a school bus driver who lured Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Gina Dehissus into his home. You know what? Why don't you tell the listeners a story? I'm just going to turn on the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on my Netflix app in here and just watch that instead of listening to me. Fine. I'll just go through this. You don't have to pay attention. Fucking stupid. He abducted three women. He chained them, raped them, beat them, and starved them for over a decade, they were locked up upstairs in his house, where they were forced to use plastic

toilets that were emptied infrequently. They were fed one meal a day and allowed to shower twice a week at most. Castro impregated. Our listeners barely shower twice a week. Yeah, I know. That's not the worst part. Castro and pregnant. It's funny that was one of the details that they included. These women were brutally raped and beaten and they're like, and they weren't allowed to shower very often. You're like, well, okay. That makes it extra bad. You got to sit in your own sick. Well, Castro impregnated Michelle at least five times and had induced miscarriages each time through beating her with dumbbells. I guess he hit her with the other two girls. Punching her and slamming her up against walls. Amanda wasn't as fortunate because she actually gave birth to Ariel's

daughter. That was always the weird part of that story to me. Yeah. Is that he's like, you know what? I think maybe it's time for me to settle down and have a kid. Like what was going on? If he's knocking the babies out of the other ones, why is this one so special? Maybe he's like. He didn't think that she was fit to be a mom. I don't know. Look, you got kidnapped the easiest. You will not bear my children. This is my winner right here for the creep.

At one point, he allowed Michelle to have a pet dog in her captivity. But Castro killed the dog by snapping its neck after it bit him while trying to protect Michelle. That's pretty brutal right there. He's like, you too, Brutei? It just snaps a dog neck. Terrible. He pled guilty to 937 criminal counts of rape, kidnapped. and aggravated murder as part of a plea bargain.

He was sentenced to life plus 1,000 years without the possibility of parole. The fuck does that even mean life plus 1,000 years? It means they're not going to bury them. They're just going to keep them in state like Stalin or something. This was his courtroom statement. All right? The audio is a little shitty, but this is what he had to say when he was allowed to speak in court. What I'm trying to get is that these people are trying to hate me as a monster and not a monster.

I'm sick. I think, I think sexual problems that's so bad on my mind. I'm impulsive. He's not a monster, Biddy. He's just impulsive. This is somebody who kidnapped women

and kept them in his house for 11 years so he could rape them repeatedly. And he's calling himself impulsive. Well, hold on. That's a monster. That's obviously a monster. I hate to be this. guy, but I kind of agree there. Like, you know, whenever I go to the supermarket and I'm by the

checkout, I see those little leader bottles of Coke there and I say, I know I shouldn't drink right. That's what impulsive means. But I still do and I still grab one. Impulsive is when you're like, ah, maybe I should just check out a porn hub one more time before I call it a day. That's impulsive. Kidnapping someone and then torturing them for 11 years is what a monster does. Not someone who's Paulson. All right. So the hero of this tale. Do you have your no shit Sherlock drop for the Yeah, I know. The hero of this tale is a man named Charles Ramsey. Charles Ramsey is the next our neighbor to Ariel Castro. What happened was one of the women was able to get out of her room and go downstairs and try to bust out of the door. Now, the house is all walked from the

outside. Good for her to try, like, try to go back and save everybody. Because if it was me, I would have just been down the street, hailing a cab. You're the fuck away from the sky. So Charles sees her struggling to try to get out of the house, so he actually comes up and opens the door for her so that she can get out. And he was interviewed by CNN shortly after that. This is some of what he said about the incident. And like I say, my neighbor, you got some big testicles to pull this off, bro, because we see this dude every day. I mean, every day.

How long did you live here? I've been here a year. Okay. You should come up from? I barbecue with this dude. We eat ribs and what night and listen to salsa music. You see what I'm coming from?

See, he's not a monster. He likes to have fun with his friends, likes some salsa music. Right. Just impulsive. It's always the neighbor like, I never would have expected it. It just seemed like a nice guy.

Just a little bit more from Charles Ramsey. Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway. So that leads us to Oh, don't play the song.

Oh, this is the greatest song of the 2000s. This is Charles Ramsey's. It's certainly better than most of the things that were on the charts at the time. I'm not joking about that. This is a better song than anything Tasha has ever put out. Is that her name? I don't even know. Keshah.

Keshah. I was combining two people, I think. I was combining two different people. All right. I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. They had given away. They had given away. My neighbor got big testicles because we see this doing every day.

We eat ribs, we just do. But we didn't have the glue that that girl was in that house. She said, please help me get out. They didn't give away. They give them win. They give them win. Give them win. Give away.

Give away. Give away. Yeah, give away. Yeah, give away. My neighbor got big testicles because we see this doing every day. We eat ribs We just do But we didn't have the glue

Is that girl in that house She said please help me get it out All right, you may say this is an old song And this is an old story But that's going to be in your head For the rest of the day It was worth all of this Just to play that song again

Because it is fantastic Now I'm going to go ahead and say That that that's the reason You should not vote for Carl this week And just to finish up our story here So this Ariel Castro Who was sentenced to life plus one thousand years in prison. Guess how long

he actually served in prison? He should still be there, shouldn't he? He served one month, Benny. What? Yeah, and then he upsteamed. He hung himself. He hung himself with his sheets. Oh, I thought you meant the CIA killed him. I think he actually committed suicide, though, would be my guess on that one.

So he did less time than the girls? Yes. They did 11 years. He did one month. Did they at least make him shit in a bucket? I bet he had a toilet. I bet he fucking was allowed to have a toilet. So, all right, vote for Ariel Castro. Vinny, what do you got for us this week, buddy? Well, we are going to go to Kansas City, Missouri, home of the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs.

And let me just pull in my story here real quick. A little chiefs are my favorite. Did give away. Okay, hold on, hold on. We eat ribs with this dude. But we didn't have a clue. Stop it. Just stop it now.

It's so good. All right. So my creep's name is Jason Newell. He is a 22-year-old who is staying with some friends in their house. The couple decided that they didn't want to take their one-year-old daughter with them to the supermarket because they only had to have a couple of things, and they did not think twice to leave their daughter with Jason Nguyen. Okay.

Now, that would turn out to be a big mistake for everybody involved, Carl. Her parents... God, this is a tough story, guys. This is a tough story. So, let's trap it. Why are you laughing so hard? I'm not laughing. I'm just...

Like, I just realized what I'm doing right now, but I really want to win. Yeah, okay. Okay, and by the way, thank you, Kev Bhatt, for sending me this story. Yeah, Kev Bott, who are you rooting for, asshole? Oh, I know he's playing both sides, but I'm taking this one. I don't like it. Her parents would learn that it was a big mistake when they returned home, only to stumble upon a nightmare of the worst kind.

Sickeningly, he wasted no time getting down to his dirty business the second the parents left the house. Newland decided to use his time alone with this baby to sodomize the infant. So, like, Carl, this dude was sitting on the couch when the parents left. The door closed, and he was all... Oh, hot diggerty dog, ziggity, boom, what should do to me? It's so new to me. Get that out of your head, people.

Sucking, Carl. What should do to me when you're holding me time. So he goes, five to ten minutes after leaving, The mother realized she forgot her card, her debit card, and decided to go back to the house. Okay. When she got home, she saw that Newland wasn't sitting on the couch anymore. So she was like, huh, I wonder where he went. And as she walked to the house, she realized that the door to the baby's room was open.

The mother walked into her child's room to discover Newland on his knees in front of the infant, with the infant's legs spread akimbo. Oh, boy. masturbating holding up his cell phone and recording himself they said sodomy which I guess is technically oral sex

am I right on that? Yeah so he was going down on a one year old baby when the mother caught him now I'm going to show you a little thing here because there's good news people. You're going to show me the video that he took? No no this will get our show shut down real quick. I'm going to show you a picture Jason

how does this guy look to you? Holy shit what happened to him? Someone not take kindly to his actions. The dad happened to him. Nice. So there is a bit of a happy ending here. That is a happy ending right there. So he got the shit beat out of him. The mother freak the fuck out. She sees this. She goes running

outside. She's calling 911. She screams. He's molesting the daughter to the husband. The father runs into that house, goes in the room and starts laying like Jaden Hayden type blows on this fucking guy's head. And then he pulled out the dresser, like

a dresser drawer. It started beating his ass with that. That's awesome. Then, this guy starts screaming and squealing for help. A neighbor hears this and runs into the house and pulls the dad off of this guy. Okay. The cops got there. They arrested him.

And he's being charged with first degree statutory sodomy. Technically, it should be like first grade statutory sodomy. But he's up for bail. $250,000 bond. Well, he was filming it, too. Doesn't that add additional charges to it? Well, this happened just the other day. Was he on Facebook Live?

I love the creeps that go to the Facebook Live. He's like, hello all you cats and kittens. Check out this pussy. Jesus Christ. So this guy was going downtown on a one-year-old baby. The way that women groomed these days, it's hard to know how old they are. It can be very misleading with some of these wax jobs And the way some of these kids go walking around

Just, you know, flaunting it You're blaming the victim, Eddie? Is that your ankle on this? You should have seen her sashay around her little diaper Yeah, she was asking for it Yeah The guy was just I mean, listen man, he's sitting on the couch

He's a house guest That baby goes walking around and her diapers all over the living room Falling all over picking stuff up I never dreamed anybody could kiss that away. My man is to do with. What a kiss that away. It's just, in love, buddy. What a wonderful feeling to feel that away.

Tell me where have you been all my life? What, what, what? That's my story this week. All right. So that is rather terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't argue. He is the creep this week.

Your guy was the creep in 2010. Ariel Castro is not only a big, creep, but also is the reason why we have such an amazing song as Dead Giveaway that we can all sing a long way. So again, vote for Jason Newellyn. I mean, have we got any voicemails or any notes from people this week? Yeah, they don't stop with the fucking voice mail. Right.

So. I think we encourage it, though, don't we? Yeah. I know you're best about it. This one came for you about your creep last week. Okay. Hey, guys, it's Professor Retard. Carl, if you want to win the creep off, you got to bring in a creep that hasn't been on an entire episode of the official podcast. Did Kaya send you this guy? I think so. Okay, call me back. I hope Carl wins.

Hey. Oh, shit, I meant to say Vinny. I hope Vinny. Oh, that took a turn right there. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, Professor Retard isn't all that bright. So hold on. This guy, the guy you use, last week that you won with was on Kaya's show. Is that where you heard about him? It's not where I heard about him. I don't listen to the official podcast.

Oh, okay. But I don't know that that just qualifies someone for being a creep just because Kaya talked about him. I mean, Kaya talked about Hannah Gadsby. You're telling me I can't bring her in as a creep. It's my creep next week. This one came in from a fan of the show, and he has a suggestion

for the wheel. Hey, these people's champ and the other one. Real consequence idea. genuinely recommend Seamus' podcast to someone who doesn't listen to WATP. You can't tell about it. You just got to recommend it.

That's good. If they can find it. Solid. That's a good idea. I like that one. Okay. I'll tell my parents. I'm not putting that on the wheel

that you're going to spend next week. That's too easy. That's you getting off too light. What are you talking about? You got to be spinning a wheel next week. Come on. Ariel Castro? This guy's a monster.

One of my other creeps that we name dropped called in this week. Oh, I always loved that. And he talked way too long. Okay. This is Jason Hayden. I wanted to thank you for making me the creep. I've done a lot for my self-esteem and also for my boxing career. Can you pause it real quick?

I have to. Yeah. Remind me who Jalen Hayden is? He was the guy who was beat up the old people when they were

asleep of the nursing home. Yes. Okay. I watched those videos too, man. That's fucking

disturbing. I've recently signed with Don King. He's lined up some boxing matches for me. Once I get

out of jail, I will be fighting a comatose lady followed by a three-year-old. And then a whole litter of baby bunnies.

Bye. Thank you, pre-puff. Also, Lenny Dijkstrazer and then it time travel so he could start the transatlantic slave trade. Call me back. Yeah, thank you very much. much. Professor, or imbecile Wilhelm called again, but I, listen, I don't have time. We don't have time for another, unless you want to hear, you want to hear, you want to hear him?

I mean, let's just listen to it for as long as we can, I guess. Okay, uh, hold out, here we go. Inbecile Wilhelm calling in. Greetings, this is imbecile villain, calling again to the creep of. I, um, have received such great acclaim in the positive of feedback from my appearance that I have decided to start my own podcast. Next week I will be unveiling the new chewed gum podcast. I have already reached out to stuttering John Melendez to be my co-horse. Bullshit!

I shall read the I am B-M-B and he shall sweat. All right, where's he going with us? I think we get the point, right? Also, Lenny Dykstraff Kid 9-11 and

Master Bates with the the blood of slain children. All right, thank you, Sile. Sweet. Next time I get to the Lundy Dikes for jokes sooner. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Listen,

people, we're about brevity here. Brevity, it is the soul of wits. Correct. You're ready for the scum parade? I'm ready for it, Vinny. Our buddy, PJ Fillion, sent in a brand new, a brand new drop for the start of the scum parade. So we're excited to play it. Here we go.

The Skum Parade, these are my peeps The Skum parade is nothing for creeps The Skum Parade, I'm Karolandit Segment, it's a segment, not a show, idiots The Creepoff is the show The Scum Parade's a segment of the creepoff retards It's on our show! The segment is at our show, BJ! That's what I thought, too.

That's very nitpicky. But he put the time in. It's very nitpicky, PJ. Yeah. It's the scumperate on Carl and Vinny's show. It is on our show. That is correct. Where's my hot takes fucking drop?

It would have been perfect there. I told the Jingles Department that we needed to do some recording, and the Jingles Department is letting us down. The Jingles Department was just like, fuck that show. All right, hold on. We'll do it on the fly. Ready? Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange.

Hot takes! All right, beautiful. We don't even need a jingles apartment. We're so talented. Carl. Let's do the show of the fly. To the top of the world we go. Yes.

Let's go down and tell a story about a guy up in Massachusetts, 29-year-old Alphus Slimin. He's a married guy, and he took his five children on a little car ride the other night. The children were eight-month-old, a one-year-old, a two-year-old, a five-year-old, a 13-year-old. They all went out for a ride on Thursday. Police initially reported a man identified as Simon had thrown a woman from his vehicle in the middle of the road. Okay? So the police are looking for this guy because a woman was thrown from a vehicle. Within 15 minutes they found the van and authorities attempted to stop it. The car refused to stop. The sheriff said it was then told by a separate police department that the incident was being locked.

streamed from inside of the suspect's car. So this guy was running from the cops with babies, literally babies, like so young that Jason Newellyn wouldn't even try to fucking lick their pussies. Says you. An eight-month-old, Carl, too young. People in his car can be heard crying and screaming, asking the boss of man to stop the vehicle and telling him he's driving like a madman. So the kids are at the car going, you're driving.

like a ludic, stop and help. They're screaming for help. Simon claimed on Facebook at one point that his neighbors were spies. He had also posted earlier that morning that the coronavirus was manmade and that former president John F. Kennedy faked his death. These are all true, but what does that have to do with anything? You're running from the police. Right, right. I don't know why that team did this story. These were all points that needed to be made. By the way, yeah. 29 years old, he has five kids. I would lose my shit too. I'd be posting some crazy ass shit on the internet as well and running from the police of my minivan. That sounds terrible.

You think there's a link to people who believe in, like, space lizards and the amount of children they have? Yes, I do. Hey, did you see in the article? It says that he was taken into custody without incident. This is a very poorly written article. I would call this whole thing an incident. There was a 20-mile police chase

where he rammed a police cruiser and hit a tree, and the article says he was taken into custody without incident. And I have another question. about this story too, Vinny, because you talked about the mom. He, she didn't get thrown out of the van. She jumped out of the van. She jumped out of the van. I was just getting to it. She decided to try to escape.

Fucking mom of the year right there. All right, kids, good luck with this lunatic. I'm out of here. jumps out of a moving van. She's like, I get it. You saw JFK at Wegman's. I get it. Just shut up.

By the way, I've, I've heard every conspiracy theory. Nobody thinks JFK faked his death. That's the crazy. This guy. That's the craziest conspiracy there I've ever heard in my life. If you were going to fake your death, death, you wouldn't do it in front of crowds and crowds of people. Andy Kaufman, maybe. JFK, not so much.

Elton Presley, for sure. 20 miles through nine communities, the five children were reunited with their fucking deadbeat, jump out of the car mother. She's the creep in this, right? No. This guy was going for a joy ride. This guy's having some fun. He's living his life. Meanwhile, this woman's abandoned.

your family. Vinnie's not buying it. I'm going to go, no. All right, fair enough. So what do you say we go to Milwaukee, Carl? Let's do it. Now, we know what's gone on in the news over the last few weeks. There's been a lot of protests, and some protests have become, you know, violent.

A lot of damage was done. It's rioting, it's called. Right. Rioting, yes. Some protests became violent. Yeah, they were rioting. But people have questioned the reasons why people are rioting. Sure.

Kenyon A. Lambert is accused of breaking in and causing $40,000 worth of damage to Miller Park in Milwaukee, home of the Milwaukee Brewers. Correct. According to the Milwaukee Journal, Lambert allegedly broke into the baseball stadium and yelled Black Lives Matter as he damaged the field with a tractor. According to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday, Lambert allegedly entered Miller Park after finding a door unlocked. He then began driving a tractor using its front bucket, causing damage to the field. Lambert allegedly decided he would show off after he saw employees filming him he told the police that his goal was to write his name in cursive on Miller Park's field using the tractor's wheels that's a terrible goal to have you should

have said it was you're going to write BLM or something right right your name like does he think he who did this oh I don't know he wrote his name on the field I think we can figure it out begging your sidepiece I totally agree with that the whole part where you leave a baseball stadium unlocked you would think you just give him a key or something. So stupid. You'd think there'd be like a pad or something. You'd have to know the code, something.

It shouldn't just be like, oh, the door is just unlocked. Our next story is a little fucked up. A lot of fucked up. Isabella Thalus and her boyfriend, Darren Simon, had been walking their dog in Denver's ballpark neighborhood. And they gave it the command to poo. Now, I have three dogs. As far as I know, there's not a command that will get your dog to shit when you wanted to.

If there was, my wife's pajamas would be filthy. because I would just be like, shit. We got to train your dogs. Yeah. That sounds hilarious. Right. That would be the first thing I would have trained. It was a shit on command.

That's hilarious. I would love to have that power. By the way, I wish I could shit on command. Do you know how difficult it is a shit on command? I know. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. It was when a man yelled at them from a ground floor apartment,

asking them whether they were going to train their dog or just yell at it. They attempted to ignore them. man. However, the man got a little upset and he pointed a gun at them and then fired multiple shots murdering Isabella. She's 21 years old over a dog shitting in a park. Well, hold on a second. He didn't shoot her for letting the dog shit in his yard, which would be justifiable. He was pissed that they were telling the dog to take a shit. He didn't like how they were training the dog and decided to murder them because of that. She was 21 years old. Her birthday was the week before. cute girl too very cute girl yeah it's a horrible horrible thing all right i'm going to be a

a righteous blowhard telling your dog to poop should not be a death sentence viny nobody should be put to death for telling their dogs to poo got you liberal cuck you liberal cuck i think i could get out that platform with you you should not murder people for walking their dogs and having the poop in public i don't think on your yard like you said is a different story that's right i'm with there. If they don't have a plastic bag and the dog's shitting out of your yard, go ahead and open fire. That's what the original Florida stand your ground law was about. Okay. Where is his name? Motherfucker. Michael Close. Michael Close. 36 arrested Wednesday. He fled Denver. He tried to get out of town. They caught

him on a highway. And when they caught him, he had an uncovered rifle and a handgun on the floor of the front passenger seat. So this guy was going to be a problem somewhere else. Oh, yeah. If he gets piss the people tell their dog to take a shit. I wonder what else gets him worked up. I can only imagine. He was on his way to the pet co. Our next creep, Alana Jean Orr, 50 of Oklahoma

City was sentenced Thursday for second degree felony murder by child neglect. The case was handled by federal authorities because the death of her grandson identified as Maddox Ryan Durbin took place on the tribal lands of the Kickapoo Casino

in Hara. And that's Arizona in case you're wondering. Is it warm in Arizona? It's funny you should bring up the temperature. Yeah. Or went to the casino on afternoon of June 21st, 2018, almost two years ago, with her grandson in the back seat of her car. Surveillance footage from the casino ground shows or arrived at 1.23 p.m.

You know, I guess she was in the go for a quick roll of the dice in the afternoon, and she left at 7.30 p.m. leaving Maddox alone in the car for six hours. The high temperature that day was 90 degrees. Oh, that's warm. Now, what they say is that within an hour, the interior of the vehicle, sitting at 90-degree weather, can heat up to 135 degrees. This article gets into all these details about how quickly you would die. It's again, we get it. The kid cooked in the car.

Yeah, a child's organs begin to shut down, or his body reaches 104 degrees. Right. They figured it was 135 in the car. So, or after she gets out of the casino, don't know if she was a winner or loser or not. She goes out to her car, 15 minutes later, she calls the police claiming that her grandson was choking. Right. So ambulances show up, the fire department, everybody shows up to come help a choking child, which seems like overkill. Just saying.

Like, couldn't you just send one guy to come pat the kid on the fucking bat? Dude, we need a fucking ladder company. You just potter? Yeah, right. They got there. The body was already starting to rigamortus, Carl. You're not going to get away with that one. Yeah.

You're not going to fool anyone with that. She was sentenced to 210 months in federal prison. Yeah, this is why I didn't understand about this article. 210 months, that seemed like a really long time, but I can't do the math on that. I don't know if I've been alive for 210 months. It's like 15 years. I don't know if anyone's ever lived that long. Why do they put 210 months?

That's very difficult for me to decipher what that means. Because I think they count like prison time by the month. I don't fucking know It sounds like you do I'd count it by the second If it was me I'd just be a misery Just getting raped all the time

For being so cute This is obviously a slanted report Because it leaves out very important information This is how you know When reporting is slanted When it only gives you one side of the story Sure We don't know how much you won in that casino

That's true If you're on a hot streak All right you go in there You just want to roll the dice Like you said one time You get out a hot streak What are you supposed to do? What kind of choice does she have? A grandson or a six-hour hot street?

Yeah, right. Like, what kind of choice do you have there? You've got to keep roll the dice. She's just going, my kid can fuck again. I mean, honestly, if you're winning... You know, I said roll the dice, but I'm going to guess this lady just looking at her and assuming the type of establishment that says... You think she's a dirty slot? Yeah, she's a video slot gal if I ever saw one. Already, slots in Vegas? fucking stupid beams and butthead joke

I just caught myself saying I looked how fuck I thought you were doing a Jimmy Schumer invitation even better hey there are these slots in Vegas hey okay there's been no laughs what do you mean I'm none vote for me

Vinny have we we wrap it up here yeah let's get the fuck out of here all right cool so don't forget to vote for me if you hate Fauci or Ariel Castro I think you should vote for Jason Newellin on account if he diddled a one-year-old baby while it was in his crib. And her parents were away for five minutes. He didn't even wait for the coast to be clear.

All right. I totally disagree with you. This guy took advantage of a situation that was set up for him by the parents. It's kind of on them. It's kind of their fault for reason. It is absolutely their fault. All that temptation just sitting there. That kid.

I still understand I was a family friend. That story is bizarre. I don't know. Like, you ever had somebody like needed to stay somewhere for a little bit? Yeah, but usually.

On your couch? Yeah, but usually you, are the parents the same age as that guy? Well, maybe a little bit older, I guess. I don't know.

All right. Either way, it was not a good decision. Vinnie, it is nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gagia! What I'm digging, dogs, what should do to me?

It's so new to me, what should do to me? What should do to me? As we see is do every day. We eat real. We didn't have a clue that girl was in that house. She said this wave. They didn't give away. They didn't give away.

They didn't give away. They gave away. They didn't give away. They'd give away. They didn't give away. Yeah, give away. My neighbor got big testicles because we see this doing everything. We live.

We didn't have a glue. That girl was in that house. She said please help you get out. Masturbate.