The Creep Off - #17 Klutzo loves Buttzo’s

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

This week your heroes strike out to find out who is the creepiest clown not named John Wayne Gacy! In this weeks scum parade we discover what Charlie Brown has been up to (spoiler it was not properly caring for his grandson) we meet an incestuous Irish Gypsy and a man who has a plan to take down those perverts at Twitch! Plus Karl updates us on his plans for his new onlyfans account

I guess we're recording. Are we? Yeah. All right. Do you want to get started? Not really. Okay. That's a beautiful day out.

Do we really have to do this? Well, the sooner we get started, the sooner we can go enjoy the beautiful day. All right. Let's do it. And I just want to say, just to close up our conversation from earlier, that I disagree, Black Lives do matter, Benny. It's the Creepov. Oh la Creepos. Black Lives Matter.

They matter a whole lot, maybe even more so than other lives. All right, if you want to have a different on-air personality than your actual persona, that's I'm going to put a knife in you. As you said. I'm going to tear down your statue, Carl. As you should. Who erected that in the first place? The fuck is that problem?

Kev boss. All right. Welcome to the creep off the worst contest in the internet. It is the show where Carl and I fight tooth and nail to find out who is the biggest creep. Right. And last week, we started up a new round. It was zero zero going into the week. And I believe the votes are in many.

How did we do? congratulations. Hey! Crystalia! I'm not going to argue with Pristalia being the bigger tree. I won't even argue with it. When I found out you picked him, I knew my gig was up. Yeah, you gave me the win last week, but I appreciate that.

And you know what? Jim Cornett did a whole hour-long podcast about all these accusations. Yeah, how was that? His defenses were quite there. So give that a listen if you want to. All right. I'll be honest, our voting turnout was a record low. I don't think people were very compelled by either of our arguments.

Yeah, I feel like maybe we picked the wrong category to start off with it for categories. Correct. We're doing themes this round. Yeah. So every episode, we have to have a similar theme with our creep. Yes. We agreed on that. We still haven't figured out how the fuck it's all going to work officially.

But this week, Carl, I am proud to announce that we have picked. biggest clown creeps not named john wayne gasey yes oh i love it i'm gonna play it for an uncomfortably long about a time i enjoy this music so it reminds me the first time i got laid reminds me in my wedding i can still feel her beard sorry it's a david tell jack it is a davidtell joke i'm not gonna be done i gave up with that clown creeps not named john wayn gasey uh it's a bit of a challenge because i sat down to google Clowns arrested. In 2016, there was a spike. Yes. Remember that? It was like a big thing on Facebook that people were just dressing up as clowns and hanging out in the woods and shit.

It was like a coronavirus hotspot. Yes. In the South, people were dressing up as clowns and just sticking their heads out of the woods or running into the middle of street to scare cars. People were really into the clown thing. And I got to say, I'm not a fan of Facebook and things that come out of social media, but that was pretty fucking cool. Yeah. I enjoyed that. There's definitely worse ways to like kill your time. Right. They're going out

and just terrifying people's gone. Like listening to the creep off would be a worst way to kill time. Absolutely. We're glad

that she decided to kill with us. I hope you're being productive while you listen to us right now. I hope none of you are masturbating.

I hope none of you are touching yourselves while listening to this right now. What the fuck it's wrong with you? Just promise me you're not.

Just promise. What the fuck is what with you? This was a challenging one. Wouldn't you say, Carl? It was challenging. It's not hard to find.

but you did have to go through a number of options and choose which route you wanted to go. Because, I mean, there were bargain basement clowns all day long. Correct. But finding one that was truly, truly horrific was a problem. Correct. So should we get this thing started? Should we get our creep-off started for the week?

I absolutely think we should send in the clowns. All right, I won. That means I get to go first. And my clown this week is a guy named Takashi 6-9. Now this- You'll never believe what this guy. All right. Not really.

He does have the rainbow hair. I have a clown known as Quetzo the clown. And this is a gentleman named Paul Carlock Jr. He's a former cop and minister. Can I just say? Yeah. Not a good combination. No.

But a great clown name. Clutzo is a pretty good cloud name. Like the clowns that I was looking at, and I'm not going to give away names on them. There was guys named Bobby Bubbles. Yeah. There was a slap. stick the clown that's pretty good there was slapy the clown which i thought was a little too on the nose for what he got in trouble for but well i would argue that klutzo rhymes with butzo

and uh you know klutzo puts in your butt so is probably a joke being told by many children right now actually they're just it's floating around the cell block they're chanting it right now all right let's get into this guy so this former minister that's what he said performed as a Christian clown. Here's the setup to a trip that he took overseas. Paul Carlock Jr. had performed for children as Cluzzo the Clown for more than

a decade in the U.S. and had even traveled abroad for performances in Mexico and the Philippines. After a performance at the House of Joy Orphanage in the Philippines, Carlok was stopped by customs offices at the San Francisco airport who asked to see his digital camera as he had

visited children in a country listed as high risk for sex tourism. And then he tried to pull out his camera, but all he could do is pull out these scarves from his sleeves. He sprayed them in the face with his appell and with his appell flower and tried to run away. But he couldn't because it was big shoes. He tripped and fell down. Could you imagine the panic that happens to this guy? He's getting back from the Philippines.

He was at a place called the House of Joy. Oh, I think it's supposed to be joyous for the children of the orphanage, not for the people who come to visit. But I go to the house of joy. I go to the house of joy all the time. But I just, that's what I call the house of pancakes. The I hop. Jesus, pretty. You're going to die so young.

We're going to miss you. So this guy gets to the airport. He gets back home. He's in San Francisco. Yay. I'm back in the U.S. And they go, hey, can we look at your digital camera? Could you imagine the panic that's set in?

What? Why? What digital camera? What are you talking about? All right. So let's talk about the photos. found out of his camera and I apologize to bribe him but he's like what's that behind your ear that's a corner that's yours so I don't agree with the production of this audio that I'm playing

and I apologize that I thought it was quite good actually yeah it's terrible but anyway it's better than me reading it right on his camera the authorities discovered pictures of naked boys showering playing or sitting with their genitals visible so this is interesting he was in the Philippines he has pictures of the children showering and these other pictures of kids with clothes on, but their genitals hanging out. Does that sound like a normal photo op to you? Hey, look at Billy's got his cock out. Let's shoot a pick real quick. We'll send it to your mother for her birthday. We'll put it in a frame. Yeah, we're going to goof on you. What a fucking sicko. Yeah, this guy's a creep. But he's got a great excuse, Benny. I really, I really appreciate

this excuse because you got to think on your feet, you know, you got to be ready to go when they start looking through your camera. Carlok insisted his motivation for taking the pictures was with the intention of editing them and showing children at his church in America, impoverish conditions in which other children lived. His teaching moment would allegedly be based on the fact that the children were so poor that they could not even afford clothes. So this guy's excuse, which is brilliant, is, oh, no, no, no, you guys, this is all a misunderstanding. The reason why I have pictures of... They can't afford zippers on their pants. And the reason why I have pictures of naked boys is because I want to show them to other children.

I'm just going to show these pictures and other children. What's the big deal? I don't understand why you guys are handcuffing me right now. Where am I going? What's going on? Not a good excuse. Especially when they talk to these poor orphans who were hanging out in the Philippines in the House of Joy. However, three boys from the House of Joy

told the police that upon waking up, they saw Carla fondling their genitalia. Subsequently, when the police searched his home in Springfield, Illinois, they discovered more than 21 videos of child pornography. even as he was being sent to prison Carlot maintained his innocence All right So I've been framed

So yeah So the poor guy He goes to the Philippines He's just trying to help out these kids These orphans down on their walk Don't have the same means that we have in this country And of course These freaking kids

As Uncle Paul would say You're going to learn how to mind Pacing Cues Oh Uncle Tamm Tattel Tattel Tattel A bunch of Tattletails over there in the Philippines. Hey, you think the reason why they named him Clutzo the clown is because that's how

he fondled them. Just not well. Yes. Really bad of fondling. Well, I like that the kids woke up and saw him fondling their genitalia. Don't you think maybe that's what woke you up? Like, I just happened to be waking up and there he was going down on me. Um, this isn't funny. I don't know why I'm smile talking. Because it's a clown. Yeah, and it doesn't make it kind of funny. So, uh, this guy, they went, I like in that story, he says they found more than 21 videos of child pornography. So 22? What's the more of the 20?

Can we just say a couple dozen and call it a day? Does it have to be specific? From other stories that we've done, 21 is kind of a low number. Well, the thing I know about child porn is people who enjoy it are collectors, right? It's not just a random one-up. Like I might own one of the Star Wars movies. I like Empire Strikes Back.

I'll get that. But I'm not going to collect every single garbage fucking movie that Lucas and Disney create. But with child porn. porn, even the stuff that's not that great. You're like, yeah, but I still kind of want to own it. I still am going to need that in my collection. I'd rather be caught with child porn than the last Jedi. Yes.

Personally. I just had a debate about this on WATP yesterday. I wish you were there. Everyone was looking to be like, what the fuck you're talking about, girl? Star Wars is stupid. No, but the last Jedi was the war. All right. You love your Star Wars.

I guess I do. You love your Star Wars and you know it. I guess I do. All right, I have a happy ending to my little tale. He died in prison due to health complications as he was awaiting trial. So this guy, Carlock, he just started turning paler and paler and paler, and they just thought it was his character. How was he getting makeup?

Ah, he hasn't had makeup in a month. I don't know what you're talking about. So this is, this is fucking funny. How did his lips get so red? He was in, he was in prison for a month, and he died. The reason why he died right there, he just said it was, uh, health complications. The guards were beating the shit out of him on a daily basis. Vinny, listen to this. Listen to this.

His family is in a lawsuit right now with the correctional facility because they were talking about how they would put him in a chair that he's locked into for 18 hours and tase him while he's subdued in a chair. Like he's in his cell and they're just tasing him. They beat the shit out of this guy until he died. Fine with it. Me too. I think that's justice. that's fine oh god damn it so that's that's my that's a solid story i'm not going to lie yeah i thought the kicker was pretty good for that so klutzo the clown please vote for my creep

on the creep off ho-ho i fell out this little boy's dick that's why they called me klepto that's good thing i had loom in my asshole you all right kids time for a magic trick watch my fist watch me make two balls disappear I can tie your penis into a dog. Cock animals. Cog animals. By the way, if you are- Clows are funny.

Cloths are always funny. If you are a child molester, don't go to the Philippines. Like that's kind of a dead giveaway. You know, if I could quote my buddy. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. My neighbor got big testicles because we're All right. Don't go to the Philippines if you're a job molester. It's a dead giveaway.

What do you got for as many? Well, you know, like I said, there was a lot of directions to go this week with the clowns being the creeps. And I went in a completely different direction than you because every clown that I looked up was a pedophile. I'm not kidding you. Like it was just like all the clouds arrested. They were all just it's pedophiles. Like there's nothing surprising about it. Oh look. A clown touched kids. shocking. It's weird out pedophiles always find jobs to be around children, whether it's like a priest or a football coach, like they're always finding ways to hang out with children all day. Yeah, you like scout leader.

Everybody, every real pervert I know works at the strip club. Right. Yeah. They're like a bouncer. If you're just a normal pervert, you work around strippers. My creep does not work in either of these things. He works in a pizza restaurant. His name is Chris Golzo.

Of course you found a fucking clown that works at a pizza restaurant. God damn it, Vitty. Your fucking Google works for pizza. Is this why we picked clouds as a category because he just happened to get a story about pizza? No. Can we do pizza next week? It's our creep theme. Don't fuck with food, Carl!

All right, keep going. I'm sorry. He has a son, and he lives with his mother, if that tells you a little bit about this guy. Okay. He's a vocalist on a heavy metal band. Oh, sweet. And according to friends, the man's identity is ever changing. When he was younger, Golzo said he was of Mexican heritage, claiming that his name was Chris Hernandez.

He started telling people recently that he was from Germany, calling himself Christoph Gullzo Prusenstein. Yes, he just... If you're in a death metal band, by the way, it does help to be from Germany. Sure. It does add to your credit. Sure. So he often went into public wearing elaborate demon vampire and ghoul costumes. Guzlo had an extensive criminal history dating back to 2000.

He has multiple domestic violence, assault, and weapons convictions. In 2012, he was convicted of felony menacing with a death. weapon over a fight with his aunt he got into a fight with his aunt Lisa in a parking lot when he pulled a gun out of his coat so that she could see it she said this is her story I looked at him he was pointing the gun on my face and she immediately drove away jumped to the car and drove off yeah because she thought he was going to shoot her well that's when you point a gun to somebody that is the correct conclusion to come to well I think this person wants to kill me let me tell you what he did that day he was moving out of his apartment okay so he ran across the street

grabbed his 11 year old son and they went to hid in the bathroom of a convenience store like that's the kind of guy this is okay okay by the way the boy told the police that the dad hit his gun so the kid even ratted him out to the cops after he went made him hide in the fucking bathroom

wow yeah you're not gonna have a lot of loyalty to a guy which you hang out at a convenience store bathroom not only is he a deadbeat in a pizza place not only does he pull guns on his relatives for no reason clown though what are we gonna get to the cloud bar i get you there not only that he's raising a little tattle tale. Okay. I always just spit off my

he's raising a little tantal tale. That is a problem. I hate tannels. Now Carl, his Facebook page was not a very pleasant place either. He wrote things like, quote, the fakes will be exposed and disposed of. Behold, I am the true Satan. On the topic of shocking himself with the taser, he once wrote, if I had

one, I might kill myself with it, because it's such a rush. Galzo also posted Nazi propaganda, posters and pictures of himself, in elaborate costumes including one is the joker super villain from batman comic books which can we just on a side note ask why do all of these lunatics all want to be the joker there's better batman villains to fucking want to be how about razagool run a fucking secret society of ninjas how about bane be a big muscle fucking guy why do you want to be the joker who hangs around

with an annoying blonde you know why it's because they would be the riddler but it's too much work being the riddler is just a lot of prep and a lot of you got to come up with clever shit all the time it's exhausting so i get it that leads us to the night of may 23rd 2017 carl please listen i'm listening new information after a man is stabbed and killed near downtown denver police taped off 11th and broadway early this morning now police say a man wearing clown makeup and a glove with blades attached to the fingers killed brian lucero in an alley and then rode off on a scooter it's a freddie kruger cloud exactly on a scooter that's amazing is there a movie can we make this movie this is awesome i want to make this movie i mean that's not right so this happened at like 2 a m he wrote up on a scooter how will we ever catch him i don't know jog he began arguing with the homeless man near a restaurant called torchies tacos guzzlow told police that the homeless man threatened him and tried to take his scooter. He yelled at him, get out of my alley, is what he also

said. He said, hey, this alley isn't for clowns? I guess. So, Guslow began pummeling the man. This is a serious alley. I don't appreciate your demeanor, sir. Didn't you see the no clown sign there? No clowning. No clowning in this alley. Now, this was a homeless guy who's dead, by the way. I should add this. Guslow allegedly stabbed and slashed the 29-year-old man with a glove that had two to three-inch blades attach to the end of each finger. Okay. So he's out riding a fucking scooter with goddamn Freddie Krueger gloves. Yeah. Looking for

a goddamn problem. The story he told the police was completely different than what people who watched the situation said. Oh, did he lie about it? Yeah. Oh, no shit. They said he just started threatening this guy and he had started threatening him down the street in another location had started trying to stab him and this man

ran towards the taco place and eventually the injuries caught up with him and he bled out in the parking lot. matter who started it, Vinny? Doesn't matter? The guy was obviously looking for trouble. If he's going to put that glove on, he's looking to do an altercation. And his fucking fancy

makeup. So the cops... And by the way, I think he probably was lying because what homeless guy is going to start a fight with a clown with a fucking knife hand on? A knife glove. Right. Doesn't make any sense. Right. I think they know a little bit better than that. You would think. Can't keep their families or their homes. They should know that at least. Can't even

spell. Can't even spell. Can't even get a sharpie and spell the words correctly these fucking homeless people now you know they caught him really easy out of the yeah because he was the fucking clown makeup out of a fucking scooter in downtown Denver the all point bulletin was not difficult well there's cameras everywhere dude you you should know this if you're in this downtown anywhere there are cameras everywhere you don't see him they're fucking everywhere yeah they're able to easily find him within two miles of where this happened he's been arrested obviously he is been convicted as well he is found guilty of second-degree murder and he was sentenced to 42 years in prison for this attack.

Yeah, all right. Good. Now, here's the one thing that really made me happy about this. This man is a shitty dad. He's an annoying metal singer. He's posting Nazi shit on Facebook. He's riding a scooter with Freddie Kruger gloves. But his father came to his defense.

And let me tell you what his father said. disputing police accounts Jack Gulzo Chris's father said His son never dressed as a clown He dressed up in demonic costumes Wearing quote Red and blue hair

Body piercings and spiked boots bracelets and necklaces Not helping dad In other words Exactly like a fucking cloud You know what There's no way my son could have done it He had anger problems

What dad Expand the anger A There's no way he could have done it He's been off of his medication yeah right that's my creep this week the freddie kruger so he's in prison now forever for well for 42 years i like to talk to his band would you yeah because i i know death metal guys and the shit they sing about and how they actually live their lives couldn't be further apart right

so you know that these guys are all like just playing with puppies all day long and then they play their brutal death metal shows and they're like hey do you know our singers actually like out murdering people like, ew. What was it? In Norway, they had a massive problem of like metal singers trying to outdo each other with fuck up stuff. Okay, good point. Norway is different. In Norway, they think they're death metal a little more seriously than these kids in the U.S. do. These kids in the U.S. are just like, I'm not a great guitarist and my buddy doesn't play drums all that well. We'll start a death metal band. Right. So folks, the choice is very simple. I'm pissing out so many people right now.

Carl's creep, who is a, a pito, obviously, dirty, dirty pito, my creep is a murderer. Well, let's put this in perspective. He murdered a homeless guy who was 29 years old, wasn't going to turn his life around, really didn't have a lot to live for, whereas the pedophile that I was talking about probably ruined the lives of dozens of people who will then repeat this cycle. there's people in the Philippines getting molested by a kid who was molested by a clown 20 years ago. This is going to live odd in infamy for many decades to come. All right. I'm over explaining this. Never mind.

I vote for, no. You're going to vote for a, I don't even have a name for this clown. Actually, you know what his nickname was. They used to call him Diablo. Diablo.

That's a pretty cool nickname. It's not, though. It's a real fucking loser nerd nickname. Okay. You're a real fucking nerd. Fair enough. Diablo. Fuck you.

Did we get any voice? Males or notes that we didn't talk about. Someone was very upset that we took Vick's call last week. He felt that it was getting us a little too close to WATP. Okay. Guys, seriously, Vic? Let's not. I got enough of Vick on the other podcast, all right?

Let's try and keep the voicemail segments separate from the other one, okay? All right, good. Now I've got to go. Hey, man practice. The first band practice to make it to the creep off. Hey, and I have good news for anyone who is upset. set that Vic is now like part of both shows. She's not part of both shows.

I didn't agree to that. Oh, Vinny, I don't think that's true because yesterday on WATP, she came on to do our review segment and she had a complaint about my buddy Vinnie Paulino. And I'm going to play that for you. I notice Vinny always tries to fucking sing on the creep off and it pisses me off. No, Vinnie attempting to sing is the fucking worst part, Carl. I swear to God. I don't care.

I don't care. No one gives a fuck thick. I don't care. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. By the way, I have exciting news about our friend Vic. She once did stand up. No. She did stand up and there is a tape of it that exists somewhere. I have not heard it or seen it yet, but she did do a five minute open mic. I'm very excited. Oh, she did an open mic. Oh, good for her. I can't wait. I am going to, once I get my hands on this. I'm going to put her stand up back to back with your standup. We're going to do a full analysis on who's the better standup. By the way, I came up with, so I haven't created my

only fans account. Yeah, I'm going to. Yeah, that's the next order of business here, pal. Okay. I haven't done it yet because I wasn't sure what the content was going to be. And I figured it out yesterday while recording WATP. I'm just going to talk mad shit about you. It's just going to be trashing mini. It's the only, that's all the content. You're going to that. I'm my only fans. Because Patrick Michael's now doing that. He's got an only fans where he just rips on me and podcasts. No, he doesn't. I swear to God. It's amazing. So I'm like, oh, that's great. I'm going to do that to Vinny. So that's going to be the only fan. I'll get that set up this week. I don't feel like that's fair. I'll get that set up very quickly now. Now that I have my idea. Well, somebody is very, very excited about your only fans account, shall I say. It's a cap bot. Yes, yes, but not who called it. stop touching myself since it was announced that hot cacacarla will be making an only fan's account. Oh, what can it be? I cannot wait to obtain and send these lurid photos to his mummy and daddy.

I've seen pictures of Carla on the interweb, and he looks like my favorite bitch from my pimping days oh come to daddy geez louise oh there he is our pal imbecile Wilhelm I love Ibisle Wilhelm I love the voice

It's great Hey imbecile Next time you call Leave a message And how we get a hold of you We might need you to do some voice over shit I like I like that voice It's a lot of fun

Yeah he's funny Yeah And this one I'm hoping that Kutzo the cloud Becomes a frequent collar To the show That'd be great

Don't you already have a cloud call in your other show? Yeah, I forgot about that. That's a good point. This one came in, and I do not find it amusing. Oh, I'm Minnie. Don't talk with food. I'm bad. Fucking nailed it.

It doesn't sound anything like me, Carl. Was that you calling in? That's not how I sound, Carl. That was exactly you. No. You know when people hear an impression of themselves, and they can't hear it for themselves. I understand why you would think

that maybe that wasn't a good impression, but it was spot on. It's not a good impression. Fair enough. No, don't play it again. I'm Vinny. Don't fuck with food. I'm fat.

It's even what you say, too. I'm Vinny. Don't fuck with food. I'm fat. You think I walk the room's going, I'm Vinny. Oh, I'm Vinny. I'm Vinny.

Don't fuck with food. Oh. I'm still annoyed. I love it. That's not what I sound like. So if you want to leave us a voicemail, it's very simple. Feel free to the numbers 585-371-8-108. And you can email us as well, the creep-off pod at gmail.com and follow us on Twitter.

What are the creep-off pot at creep-off pod? I don't manage that. The creep-off pod. You manage that. I don't. Barely. All right. Cool.

You ready for a scum parade? I am. And I'm excited, Vinny, because guess what happened yesterday? What the jingles department actually did some fucking work. We got the jingles department off of their asses. I'm video. I'm so excited. I'm fat and I'm excited. All right, we have a brand new scum parade. What would we call this? Like a stinger or a segment intro. The goddamn jingles department. It better be a goddamn jingle. It's a jingle from the jingles department. And I hope you like this. I left in the part at the end that's fucking bonkers, but I hope you enjoy. Well, in the middle of the night and the early morning light, you can see these are creeps from miles away. They'll be banging their kids and banging siblings, driving up a cliff with children on board. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade.

Look out for the scum parade. rain may give in his day his day that's it, man. The new scum parade intro. Yes, a long time in the making on that one. Tell PJ he has a lovely singing voice. PJ nailed it with that one.

Yeah, he did. Way to go. Thank you, Jed. All right. Good job. Good job, hot Carla. Good job, Jingle's department. Very proud of you.

where do we want to start today i believe this is a kentucky carl yeah henry county sheriff monte bellow said deputies responded thursday to an anonymous tip about animal cruelty in a trailer on a property deputies say they found a one-year-old child in a kennel that's the part where you're supposed to be shocked oh wait it's a scumprade hold on a 10-foot boa constrictor and seven other snakes were in the same room with the Yes. And they added there were buckets containing about 200 mice also in the same room as the child. Yeah. And that's not the limit on how many animals there were living at this estate. The deputy said that there were about 15 dogs running loose inside of the trailer.

Yeah. 15 dogs inside of a trailer. Yep. And thousands of cockroaches and maggot. There were also on the property, 86 chickens, 56 dogs, 10 rabbits, four parakeets, three cats, eight snakes and a pheasant so i read this story i was like this kid is having the time of his life he lives in his very own petting zoo when i was one years old i didn't even have a fucking cat let alone 56 dogs 10 rabbits a pheasant this kid is having the time of his life his friends all want to come over and play with all the animals what's so fucking terrible about this is you would think hey maybe that is a good point maybe the kid just really loved animals yes

but he was in a fucking kettle oh well yeah everything else is run it loose maybe the kid can't be trusted. The animals are all fucking free living their best lives inside. The boa constrictor earned that trust. The kid hasn't yet. The bow constrictor doesn't touch stuff. Right. Doesn't get out of things all icky. But Jesus Christ, a 10 foot boa constrictor could eat a one year old child. No problem. No problem can eat a one year old child, Carl. You know that, right? And actually, that bull constrictor is my creep up the week next week. His name was hungry. so the jackson sun reports henry county sheriff's deputies arrested three adults living in the home 42 year old heather scarborough 46 year old thomas geoffrey brown and 82 year old charles brown

good grief good grief charlie brown on allegations of aggravated child abuse aggravated cruelty to animals possession of firearm and felony manufacturing marijuana there are also 127 marijuana plants and 17 guns so maybe this kid did have it made i don't know right i was actually thinking when i was looking at Marijuana is kind of the least of the worries of this, right? The fact that they're growing marijuana, I think I would probably just go, yeah, right, well, that's a lot of people do that. Could you imagine just being a one-year-old sitting in that crate, just watching the dogs walk around and the fucking giant snake just slithering?

Well, it's covered in, it's covered in feces too. Right, maggots. When you have that many animals in a trailer, there's going to be some shit that piles up. You ever watch that show Animal Hoarders? Yeah. it's my favorite show it's pretty nuts like there's always just animal skeletons they don't know where they came yeah they always find a dead cat that's been dead for months or years and the owner's

always shocked oh that's where fluffy went well yeah we found this marmot in here it's pretty fucking wild yeah but these these people are really really gross and i would have thought better of charlie brown obviously that psychotherapy did not help no five cents what do you think you're going to get for that. A one-year-old in the fucking cage is what you're going to get. We're making fucking peanuts jokes. 200 mice in a bucket. I bet it was Pigpen's place.

Oh, there you go. We're the worst show on the internet. Perfect. Next creep, we're going over the Ponda Ireland, Carl. Nice. James O'Reilly, a 75-year-old man, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison. What did he do, you ask? Yeah, what did he do?

Repeated his children and sexually assaulted his sister over a 23-year period. Hmm. Justin Tony Hunt, who is the lawyer, described O'Reilly's actions as horrific, pointing to the escalating and repetitive nature of the offenses. Not to mention one of his daughters gave birth to his child, her sister. They also said he degraded and starved his children, and instead of looking after them, spent his money on himself at the pub. So in other words, he's Irish.

Well, also, let's remember. He said he starved his daughters, but maybe he just like skinny bitches. Well, I saw the sister. I've been just skinny bitches too I understand that Apparently the daughters reported him a whole bunch of times Oh okay I was wondering about that

Because it was over 23 years That he was doing all this He's been reported and nothing happened Because they were part of what's called The Traveler community Oh yeah I was I didn't understand any of this stuff This Ireland thing is weird to me Did you ever see the movie Snatch?

Yes Do you remember how Brad Pitt was like Some kind of weird gypsy? I do I didn't understand a word in that movie I think that's what he is I think he's one of those guys Okay I think he's like an Irish gypsy

Who's just fucking his kids and his sister. So they're above the law or they're underneath the law or they're next to the law or something? The law is just like, nah. Let them. That's pretty much the way they looked at it. So this is horrific. I'm happy for the family that this guy's finally fucking going to jail. When he was sentenced

to jail, this James O'Reilly, I have audio of what he said to the judge. Oh, good. After he was sentenced. Fucking thing sucks! By the way, in this article it says He followed up, but don't you know? Hunt commented that if O'Reilly

Riley was not already 75 years old, he would have sentenced him to life in prison for his crimes instead of 20 years. So the longer you're able to get away with horrific acts, the less time you get, I'm, I have a feeling this judge would have put Bill Cosby on probation. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Tom served. Yeah, I mean, right. It's like, it's like, well, I mean, the guy is 75 years old. Give him a slap on the wrist. Let's call it a day. No! He's been doing this for 23 years. He's been raping his family for 23 years. he's going to have a hell of a 95th birthday party when he gets out of jail a free man heads right back to that pub we're going to go over to russia this time carl this is a really dark story a man killed his ex-girlfriend

in order to prove his love for his new partner prosecutors in russia believe suspect aleksky petrov 20 is alleged to have lured his former lover anastasia poslova in the forest before strangling her to death you're doing a good job with these russian names by the way i'm impressed reporters say petrov and his new girlfriend, Yekaterina Karpova. Yeah, that one was the worst, the hardest one. You really fixed me. They invited Anastasia to have a party together on June 14th.

After she agreed, the pair led her into the woods where they made a bonfire and started drinking alcohol. Now, this is a weird situation to begin with. Correct. Have you ever gone out with, like, your new girlfriend and invited your ex-along? Yeah. It's called a threesome. Right.

That's the only reason why you would do that. And then if you're like, well, we're going to go out in the woods and start a bonfire, I'm like, well, all right, is there a bed in the woods? Like, why are we doing that? It doesn't make any sense. I don't know why. I mean, they seem to be young. They're all 20 years old. Right. They're all a bunch of idiots. I mean, long story short, they're out there. They're drinking. Petrov pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed Anastasia in the neck several times. Yeah. Media reports. The terrified victim managed to fight him off and ran away bleeding into the woods. She called a friend begging for help. Now, here's the problem. Do they have fucking. 9-1-1 in Russia.

I just called a friend. What is this? The millionaire show? You're calling a fucking friend? What's my lifeline? What life's I have? Yeah. You get a 50-50,

you have to call a friend. Yeah. I'll use the call a friend. I'll use to call a friend. Yeah. Why would you fucking call a friend and not a goddamn the police? So in this article it says moments before, oh, you haven't gotten to the death part yet, have you?

Yeah, I'm about to get to it. I'm jumping to God. All right. God. Okay. She called a friend begging for help, tried to hide in the forest, but was found and attacked again.

This time Petrov hit her. in the chest with his knife before stepping on her throat and strangling her to death. Yeah. Moments before her death, Anastasia called a friend and screamed, help me, I'm in the woods, they are after me, my neck is caught, they are going to kill me. But her friend thought it was a prank call and did not believe her. What kind of prank calls was this woman making during her lifetime? She's like, oh, you're not going to get me with that again.

Hello, is this Davinose pizza? I'm bleeding from my neck, said pepperoni. This is like a boy crying wolf situation. Like, look, said, fool me once, shame on me. It's the worst prank call ever. I don't even say that, right? I feel like fucking w. It's fool me once, shame on you is what I meant to say.

Anyway, I thought that was hilarious. You would get a call from a hysterical person saying, I'm in the woods, they're trying to kill me and think it was a prank. Fucking, unreal. I mean, that's what I would say if you called me and said, Carl, please come save me. I'm like, I just, I don't have the time. and then when the cast got to be able to go i just thought he was joking i'm pretty sure it was a goof right

oh it was it oh that's too bad so let me tell you what these two idiots did after they hid car they they basically took her corpse threw it in the bushes returned to the village and then reported she was missing yeah and they were the two they pulled the old move where they they basically said we're going to join the search parties we're going to go out and try to help find them it's the oj move yeah i'll be looking for that killer i'll find them the two of them are author of read a book together. Yeah, right. Now, if we had done it, this is how we would have murdered her in the woods. After the body was found, they confessed to the full crime. Law enforcement has them in custody and they face up to you ready for this? Yeah. Only 15 years in prison. That's Russia. Yeah, I guess.

It's a little different over there. Now, Carl, let's close out the scum parade. Wait, wait, I have one more comment about this. Oh, I'm sorry. Please. Because, you know, the reason why they had a murder his ex. No. It's because the girlfriend was jealous and nagging him. Like, you still love your ex. You're still into your ex. And so he had to make this like grandiose gesture to prove that he was over his axe and there was nothing to be jealous about. And I kind of get that. Like, I understand like, oh, I smash all your liquor bottles. You to flush your cocaine down the toilet. Like, fine. I'm all, whatever you're nagging me about. I don't do that anymore. You still like jerking out the pictures of your ex.

murder her, all right? Will that make you feel better? Can we stop arguing about this, please? I feel like we need to go, Karen, but it just doesn't work to think. That's all we had, Karen. Karen, I murdered her for you, Karen. All right, sorry, let's move on. Okay, this is my favorite story of the week.

This really is, because not all creeps commit crimes. Some creeps just are creepy by existing. Here's a guy. Yeah, like by having ridiculous lawsuits, Maddox. Yeah, there are creeps who don't commit crimes, they're just creeps. Litigious creeps. Chip Cornette. No, I'm just kidding.

Eric Estavillo from San Francisco, a self-described sex-addicted man, is suing streaming service Twitch for $25 million for, quote, exposing him to so many scantily clad women. And in turn, this, according to him, exacerbated his condition, causing him to hurt himself, court paper show. Estavillo claimed he injured his genitals and destroyed his computer while using the streaming service. So, okay, I get the injured your genitals part. Yeah, you can hurt them. What's the destroy your computer part? Did he not have an appen? I'm just wondering, like, what happened to his computer?

He's just shooting it all over the keyboard? What is what is wrong with this guy? It's short-circuited from all that come! Gross. I couldn't use it anymore because the keys were all stuck together. He says he suffers from depression, obsessive compulsive order, panic disorder, and Crohn's disease. I know. What does that have to do with anything? I don't know. I bet his apartment smells great.

Chlorated shit. He quote, heavily relies on the internet for entertainment, especially during the pandemic. We all do. According to the lawsuit, which was shared online by the New York Post, Estabello argue that the website doesn't allow its users to filter streamers based on gender. No shit. You're not allowed to do that. Do you know what fucking happened if there was a streaming service that I could go to and say, you know what women's content no thank you and just fucking throw it all off then we go why is my content being discriminating it this guy's an idiot yeah this fucking guy so help me god if websites like twitch have to stop programming their algorithms to show sexually suggestive content i will be

so fucking pissed that's the only reason why i go on these websites is to find sexually suggestive content where you see how piss the people and only fans are going to be at you oh i know it's that it's not going to be all that sexual guy so it he complains that it only filters by category or show and even then he has to go through thumbnails showing these scantily clad women alongside men you know who i picture when i picture this kid who bobo remember bobo from o'b athony yes i had to destroy my computer oh i'm not lying i met bobo i met him in person and he big time to me it was so funny we're we're in the green room at the anthony kubia show and i was like bobo what's happening buddy my name's carly he's like okay okay okay very good very good and he just walked away

yeah so yeah what you're calling the incredibly autistic man and asshole for not spending time talking to you good point i should be the bigger person in this scenario i love how you're holding a grudge for bobo you dead ass all right all right fair enough good point switch uh says that this lawsuit is, quote, frivolous and has absolutely no merit, no shit. S.V.L. has a history of suing video game providers of big companies such as Sony,

Microsoft, and Nintendo. Yeah. Nintendo? Yeah. What's sexually suggestive about Nintendo games? Princess Peach. All right. Good point. Good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, ready for this shit? This is the most, this is the

thing of this that freep that just made me go, what the fuck this guy? He follows 780, Six streamers on Twitch. All women. All women. And he says, I can't filter out women. Yeah, and you're actively trying to find them.

So I don't know that you even want that feature, you fucking moron. Twitch, he says, takes advantage of sex addicts by allowing them to subscribe, donate, or pay bits to these women streamers. You know what? I went to a casino the other day, and they were taking advantage of people who like gambling. You don't say. Yeah. And then I went to a bar.

And you know what they were doing? They were selling alcohol to alcoholics. You're kidding me. I mean, this guy, if this lawsuit goes through, I think he's got a couple other things he can do. I might team up with him. This guy's really on to something. So, uh,

he's seeking 25 million in damages, quote, to be split between Twitch Prime Turbo subscribers himself, and he asked that any leftover money be donated to both COVID-19 and Black Lives Matter charity. That's not how lawsuits work. There isn't leftover money. Listen, I want to see it for $25 million.

I'll take 12. go ahead and give 13 to these people like it's not a lawsuit to work you fucking moron in addition he just thinks he stumbled upon a big bag of money he's just to start handing it out to people uh he's not done

in addition he wants twitch to ban certain specified female streamers that old pretty bitch i gave her ten dollars and she wouldn't talk to me and i'll show her in my lawsuit I'm gonna set black lives matter money

I mean, what the fuck? Does this guy know about my freecams.com? He's worried about Twitch. Speaking of our new sponsor. My precams. He's worried about fucking Twitch? That's where you go to jerk off, you idiot? So many better places.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has been an exciting show. Carl, you better get that OnlyFans up and running, buddy. Oh, you know what? In fact, I'm going to shoot my first video as soon as we hang up on this hang up. As soon as we end this podcast. I'm going to shoot my first video. Oh, good, good, good. I can't wait.

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It's a Filipino boys. It's the cream off. Oh, nice to meet you, Carl. I sure do hate button flies. Oh my floppy shoes have made me fall right into the crotch of this three-year-old. Whoops, I slipped into your bed. Oh, you're looking. Well, in the middle of the night and the early morning light, you can see these are creeps from miles away.

They'll be banging their kids. kids and banging siblings driving up a cliff with children on board watch out for the scum parade oh no it's a scum parade look out for the scum parade make him in his day I don't know if you can tell, but I added my own vocal part to that song. And Jen from the Giggles Department was just making fun of me the whole time. Just cut it. Like, why are you doing that? I'm like, oh, just to add another way.

She's like, that's terrible. Why would you do that? That's not how the song goes. It doesn't make any sense. Hey, listen, I'm still ahead of the fucking Jingles Department, all right?