The Creep Off - #19 Barbecue Grill Finger

Episode Date: July 14, 2020

This week you voted and Vinnie & Karl search for the creepiest case of Cultural Appropriation not involving Rachel Dolezal: In the Scum Parade we meet a politician who happens to be his own pen pal, a Florida man who tried to warm up some church goers and a Nazi that did what Nazis do.

Uh, hey, Carl, I don't know if I told you this yet, but, uh, I'm working on a book. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. It's about reverse psychology. Jesus Christ. So don't buy it. No! Everybody's going to love it.

Jesus Christ, that fucking thing sucks. Start to creep off. Ah. I got a joke today, Brady. I'm going to tell you a joke in a little bit. It's the creep-off. It certainly is. It certainly is.

Hello, creepos. It's another edition of The Creep-off. Sweet. Can you believe that we have stuffed so much absolute scum in the 19 episodes? I can because I learned from doing the show, there's a lot of terrible fucking people out there. There's a lot of people that aren't the best. A lot of more people that I would have expected.

I didn't realize that the scum parade was going to be like, fresh that week scums every single week. Dude, that's the point. It's amazing. I want to beat every other true crime podcast. I want to be your like first source for awful stuff. I think we've already accomplished that,

obviously. We're the best true crime podcast. on the internet. There I said it. Hazzah! Hazah! Where's that USA Bullhorn? Where's the drops? Hot Cacca, Carla. Well, I was waiting to see what the voting was. It seems like we got a lot of votes because we're off a day. We had an extra day for people to vote.

I'm guessing they came to the website to see if the new episode was up and then decided to vote. Because was there some movement at the last minute? What's going out of there? There was some movement at the last minute. And that movement was me calling a bunch of friends who didn't vote yet. And making sure that they voted. Shut the fuck up. Oh, no, dude.

Are you fucking kidding me right now? 78 to 76. I'm a heel, baby. This is a huge deal that's going down. This is a huge deal. I looked at this an hour ago, two hours ago. I was up by one vote. I'm like, let's get this thing fucking started right now.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. And I won by two. That's bullshit. That's fucking cheating. How is it cheating? because you called people told him to vote I sent a text and said hey make sure you vote in the creep off this week

I need it do it go ahead it's a contest you got to get the votes I mean you think Joe Biden's family's votes don't count all right all right fair enough so you got your in-laws to vote for you and they've never listened to the show that's from fucking Alabama they don't even have a computer

I know this is what I'm talking about she has a Chromebook or something stupid I don't know all right so this is going to be great the score now in this contest in round rooting in round three it is Carl up to Vinny has one yeah you're coming back a little bit damn it I know honestly it's why it took me so long to hit the asshole thing I thought for sure I won this week I'm so pissed because I was getting my ass kicked early voting so I know I didn't even look at it until this afternoon either and I was like what the fuck early voting

I think you had like 85% of the vote and I'm like all right well I didn't have my best week but then I looked at a shit I came back and won Fuck, this is a bit of a roller coaster ride of emotion for me. I love it. I'm so happy right now. Big old smiles. Big old smiles on Cousin Viddy's face. Now what?

Jeez Louise. Now, we also did a second vote this week. We asked you, the listeners, you bunch of creeps, what you wanted us to cover for our theme this week. Our options were creepiest world leader, creepiest baseball player, not named Lenny Dykstra. And creepiest cultural appropriation, not Rachel Dolazol. And you came through, you voted on Twitter. Creepiest cultural appropriation.

I was surprised by that vote. Speaking of cultural appropriation, here we go. The world's greatest black entertainer. There he is, everybody. He's the king of rock and roll. Truck Barry was the prince. He is the original cultural appropriation. There it is, baby.

So today's creeps are all going to be people who are pretending to be something that they are not. Right. Which I don't even know. So is this like a new term? How long has this been around that you could even appropriate a culture? Elvis's first album was in the 50s. Fair enough.

I'm going to go with that. Gotcha. Yeah, I mean, but it wasn't necessarily something that is thought about as much as it's thought about in today's culture. No, I did some research. People get pissed. People get really pissed off about this. A little bit. Who knew?

I mean, there aren't a lot of people who make the news with this either that are like that creepy. and it was really hard to find somebody who really, really deserved their spot in this week's creep off. So I'm going to need you to ring that bell and let's get this some bitch started. Let's do it. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep, he was born in 1967. Okay. His name is Ned Arnell Holness. Now, that name may ring a bell to some, but his parents were Roberto Holness, a German man.

and his wife, Magdalena, who is Honduran. Okay. He was born in San Pedro Sula in Honduras. He was one of 18 children. Whoa. Now, although Ned was born in Honduras... That's a lot of Germans. You know, a lot of German children right there.

I need to point out here, something very interested. It's very kind of suspicious that there's just a German dude hanging around Honduras. Yeah, Argentina, Honduras. Yeah, you do it to be wary of those folks. Even though he was born in Honduras, he was legally sent to America and was raised in East Los Angeles and California by close relatives. He studied at Garfield High School. And after graduation, he enrolled at California State University where he studied electrical engineering. Oh, he sounds like a success story.

Oh, he is definitely a success story. Because of 2019. Immigrant comes over, makes something of himself. Now, in 2019, I will point out that Ned's net worth, 20 million. Are you serious? 20 million as an electrical engineer that's pretty impressive no no carl okay his career path drifted around around the mid 80s and he decided that he was going to get on the path that would eventually make him very rich and famous in the 80s ned decided he wanted to get into stand-up comedy okay now apparently ned was pretty good

oh i know who this is he was pretty good this is uh who's the magician who was on night court harry Harry Anderson, that's correct. Harry Anderson? He was a Honduran electrician. No, it is not. Because Nykort was a funny show. It was a funny show. I'm glad he's worth 20 million. That's great.

Well, he's dead. Harry Anderson's dead. Yes, he's dead. Okay, never mind. Ned was pretty good at comedy. And after having the conversation with the legendary Mitzie Shore, the owner of the comedy store in L.A., God rest her soul, maybe not so much.

She did bring Polly into the world. Yeah, right. But Mitsy Shore suggested, you know, Ned, You might want to play up the Latino thing a little bit more, and maybe you should change your name to Carlos Mencia. Oh. Your mother's maiden name and just a random Mexican name. We'll go with Carlos.

Carlos Mencia is not Mexican? Carlos Mencia is not Mexican. Did anyone know that? Yes, people knew that. I don't care. But I have a lot of beef with this guy. He has made a mockery of my chosen field, Carl. Yes, he has.

And it was a clear-cut money grab. When he changed his name, Mitzie wanted to sell more tickets to Mexican people. And she flat out said it. She's been asked, it's like a fact. Everybody knows this. His success in clubs after he changed his name led to a career in television that 20 years later would make any comic jealous. Can you believe this beaner has his own television show, man? Well, here's a clip from his stand-up of him pretending to be Mexican.

I'm going to say, now that you know he's not Mexican, I think everybody do that. How expensive is the way he talks? ridiculous people that live in border towns to the united states in mexico places like mexicali tijuana nogales matamoros if you had one wish what would it be you know what these fuckers actually said we wish we were in america some white friend of mine went see dude what about the people in mexico that need help oh yeah yeah i call those people my lazy family that didn't want to come on the trip what trip and see look at all the beaners are laughing because we know those fucking people they're the ones that call us up all a time send us shoes send us shirts carlos do you ever help them yes every fucking year i send them

a map you know what's funny about that what and maybe you were going to point this out when he's doing the voice of the white person it sounds much more natural than when he's doing like what is supposedly his own voice that is correct carl it does doesn't it that's i mean now that you know that it's kind of shocking like he's not from mexico he didn't make the trip over the real grand carl he didn't do that He was in an airplane and went and lived with family in L.A. and went to college. And he's Carlos Monsea, the Mexican. So here's the interesting thing. The thing that I find the most fascinating about his career and why Hollywood is just flat garbage.

Comedy Central had a show, the Dave Chappelle show, a man who thought out what he was talking about, he pointed a lens at race relations, not so much to be racist, but to just, point the lens at the thoughts that go through people's heads that tend to be racial, okay? And he did it masterfully. It was groundbreaking. It was a groundbreaking show.

And then he decided to go being more in touch with his heritage and he moved to Africa. Yes. And went a little crazy. Well, when you get offered tens of millions of dollars to do what you've always wanted to do and what you love,

of course you're going to freak out and run it as far away as possible. Well, that's the exact right reaction. A lot of people have different feelings. leads as to why he did it. Yeah. Takashi 6-9 has a question for Dave Chappelle. Are you dumb, stupid, I'm dumb, huh?

What a stupid idea. It worked out. Might have been see it was a huge show. It was not, Carl. It had one season. Now, here's the thing. Is that true? It had three seasons, but it only had one season where it was successful.

And when it was successful, the one year, it was the second highest rated program behind South Park. Okay. On Comedy Central. That's pretty big, then. which will hilariously feature Ned later, and we'll get to that in a few minutes. Okay. But Mindem and Cia was produced by Ned Lowe's. I don't know if you know that.

That was the name of Carlos's production company. That's hilarious. Lose Ned. Ned Lose. The Ned. So, yeah, he just a nod to his real name. Ned Lose Productions, which, by the way, if you Google them, out of business. Completely out of business.

That does not surprise me at all. So this show went on the air in 2005. stayed on the air until like early 2008 but in 2007 the walls started to crumble because a great hero a man by the name of jo rogan released a video of carlos being called out by him and other comics at the comedy store uh here is just a little clip where good old jo rogan points out that dude you're not even a mexican but you know what You're not even Mexican. What's telling the truth about you mean half German?

Does anybody know his name? You know his name? Is that my real name? Is that my real name? Is that my real name? That's a fake name. Really? You might have to wait for the fucking DMV and pay to have that show change.

Hold on up a box. So he's trying to show him a card that says Carlos Benzia on it, which isn't really going to get you very far. Your name is Ned Holmus, dude. Yeah. Just fucking admit it. And he got called out. And the worst part about this video is it's not so much the fact that he's,

stole a culture and single-handedly brought back the term beaner to American society. Nobody used that term until fucking Monsea brought it out of retirement. True. He didn't, his show was mindlessly racist. It was so stupid. It was so bad. I hated that show. It was so unfunny.

Nothing was about thinking about, like, how race affects people. There was no thought behind it. It was just, here's a beater joke. Here we go. Like, and by the way, folks, if you're offended at me saying that, then you should be, offended at Carlos for doing the same voice because you talk more like me as carlos vetsia is yes louis c k is more mexican than carlos mensia is yes it is true yeah yes it is true also more rapey he's got a few things going for him way more rapy can i point out that and maybe

you're getting to this i don't want to steal your thought sure sure but the reason why he got called out by joe rogan is because he was stealing jokes so he didn't just steal the culture now not only did he steal jokes, he stole jokes from a lot of people. Yes. And one of his comedy specials that he released, he did parts of Bill Cosby himself. Who's going to figure that out? Nobody will think he did the joke about, you know, the kid winning the Super Bowl after his dad took care of him for all those years, took him to Little League, did all this stuff and the kid takes his helmet off and says, thank you, mom. Yeah. He does the exact same joke, exact same punchline and acts like it's, it's nothing. Yes, Carlos steals. Carlos admitted that he fucking stole jokes. And that's not the

point. The point is he stole a culture, Carl, to make the money. He had no problem doing this. Yeah. No problem at all. He stole George Lopez's jokes. In fact, George Lopez claims to punch him in the face in a Howard Stern interview in 2006. I remember that. Yeah. So Carlos has been a scumbag. He's hated by his peers. And I'm going to even show you one other picture, Carl. I used to follow this when it was going down. And the thing that was shocking to me, because I always thought well he's not a funny person he doesn't have a funny thought in his head so he has to steal people's jokes in order to put together a routine but what joe rogan pointed out was that carlos mancia would specifically steal jokes of comics who were going to go on after him so he'd be at

the store and there's seven comics that's about as cunty of a move yeah he would like literally steal their thunder so that they couldn't even do their own act like he was he was um i don't know why he was doing that he was undercutting fellow comedians and being aggressive with his stealing of jokes. He's such a douchebag. Now, I'd like to play for you. Carlos's return to Comedy Central in 2009 in one of the greatest episodes of South Park ever. Okay.

Do you remember the Fish Dix episode with Kanye West? I love it. Well, here's where Carlos makes his appearance again, Carl. Enjoy. Come on, man. What is this, man? What the fuck is going on, man? Oh, fuck.

Man, Kanye West. Oh, shit, man. Okay, look, it wasn't me. I didn't really start the fish dick thing, all right? You're just saying that now because you're scared. Oh, man, it's true. I stole it, man. I took credit for it because I'm not actually funny.

Come on, man. Do you know what it's like? Being a comedian, but not being funny? Come on, Kanye. I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent, man. That pretty much sums up Carlos' entire career. Yes. That's all he's done is put things in a bag through a, quote, Mexican lens, even though he's a German Honduran.

Now, I would also like to present, and you will be able to see this on the Creepoff website when you go to vote. Is this still going on? What the fuck? This is the pick the time when I was in a photograph with Carlos Menzia, and I would like to show you my face as this photo was taken, Carl. Here you go. I'm going to put it right up to my screen. All right. This is my reaction to meeting Carlos Metschia in person.

This boat. I was so like, what the fuck am I around this man for? That's a young Vinnie Paulino right there. You must have been, what, 15 pounds lighter, 10? Easy, easy, 50. But yeah, so that's going to be our picture this week for him. You should go into the Creepoff website when you vote for the phony Mexican. Can I please go now, Vinnie?

I guess. Carlos Medea is a creep. is a creep. He made all the money off of pretending to be Mexican. Carlos Mencia is hateable, but not as hateable as my creep this week. My creep this week is a man you know. His name is Jar Jar Banks. Now, there's no evidence that Jar Jar was born in Jamaica. I'm just kidding. It's not Jar Jar Jar. He was born on Alderan. My creep is Ariana Grande. Oh. Ariana Grande. Now this is from

17 Magazine is where I found this information. Ever since she started promoting her upcoming album Thank You Next. She's been getting a lot of pushback from fans who claim she's appropriating Japanese culture. They are mostly citing her using Japanese characters in multiple ways

to promote her song Seven Rings and selling merch that features Japanese phrases on it, among other things. I don't know if you've seen this, but she's got, you know, like the little Japanese toys in the video and she's got the Japanese characters all over the place and she's even got her eyes. She's even got the makeup on her eyes to make it look like they're a little bit less round if you know what I mean? I have not heard any of this. All right. So, because I'm not

super familiar with Ariana Grande. So this is the best part. I feel like I would much rather have watched Ariana Grande videos than Carlos Medea videos this week. All right. Yeah, I think I picked the right creep. I'll just watch it on mute. This is the first time I jerked off to my creep. So you're right. I did do a better job of picking one this week. Me too. So the issue came to a head when Ariana showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to read seven rings in Japanese. Unfortunately, she didn't get the correct characters of the tattoo actually translated to barbecue grill. So it's like that English thing that we always made fun of? I thought it was like seven buttholes.

just that'd be great so she got a tattoo that reads barbecue grill supposed to be seven rings when she went to fix it she ended up with a tattoo that reads barbecue grill finger

so for many this was the last straw here's a tweet that somebody put out which 17 had to include in this article I've supported Ariana in the past but between her

continual use of Japanese culture as accessory in this part of her career and brown-faced tan I'm wary of supporting her now citing claims that Ariana appropriated African American culture as well brown face tan that's a new one not me you get a tan and you're appropriating someone's culture

it's pretty natural that you get a tan when you're out in the sun and I feel like that's not Japanese culture that you're stealing at that point no no there's specifically citing African American culture as well yeah yeah yeah yeah that's silly so you would think that when you get the tattoo that says barbecue grill and you have as much money as she does you don't go get it touched up you just have the fucking thing removed to then start from scratch. Oh, she explains.

She explains in a number. And it's so interesting to me that a tattoo that people would consider that cultural appropriation. Because like, because like what are all those fucking assholes that used to walk around with like the tribal symbols? That's probably cultural appropriation in 2020. In a series of now deleted tweets,

she went out of her way to fix the tattoo with the help of a Japanese tutor. I can't read her right. Kanji, obviously, she said. What do you want me to do? do. It was done out of love and appreciation. What do you want me to say? You know, how many people make this mistake? Love an appreciation for your own fucking song? How many people make this mistake and don't care just because they like how it looks, bruh? I care so much. What would you like me to

do or say? For real? There's a difference between appropriation and appreciation. My Japanese fans were always excited when I wrote in Japanese or wore Japanese sayings on my clothing. However, all of the merch with Japanese on it was taken down from my site not that anyone cared to notice this is her apology by the way it's not really an apology little snarky

yeah and as stated the apparel featuring Japanese characters has been removed from her site this is a woman who actually appreciates Japanese culture was using the Japanese language and different icons on her merchandise and was shamed out of that now this is not

the part that I think is creepy yeah I was going to say because none of that is creepy But I noticed that I'm not really making an argument for that. The part that I think is creepy is this fucking song Seven Rings. Listen to this song. I want it. And so it and feminine. What is it?

Yeah. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it.

You like my hair. Gee thanks just for it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. So that's infuriating. obviously, just those lyrics are

so fucking out of action. Yeah, it's pretty much the same thing. Like, look at all, I'm amazing. Everything I have is about, go fuck yourself. But then the worst part is after that chorus, which is, by the way, a chorus, she just rips off someone else's song. So it's just my favorite thing.

But matching diamonds for six of my bitches. I rather spoil all my friends with my riches. Think we tell there would be my new addiction. So it's just my favorite thing. She's not even writing music That you can't just steal someone else's melody And calling it your new song Andy Williams is turning over in his grave

That's fucking bullshit So is Arianna Grande boner Uh so for those reasons I say vote for Aronsmancia The phony Mexican Ariana Grande and a vote for Ariana Grande Is also a vote for Jar Jar Jar Beggs Don't don't know

Vote for Arriana No Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar No Yeah it's not fair that you got Carlos Mancia And I told you that shit When that was picked And you wrote, I'm taking Carlos Metsia.

I said, that's fucking bullshit. I called it. It was the first person that popped into my brain. It's a good one. It's a good one. I would have done Elvis if I were you. Yeah, you're right. I should have.

Yeah, hound dog was totally stolen from a black lady. Big Ma Thorson or something like that. All right. So you want to talk about some more creeps? Because I have one who left us a voicemail. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's hear. There you go.

Hey, it's sick. I recently saw a picture of Vinnie. I honestly imagined him looking like a personified version of spaghetti and meatballs but like the kind of meatballs where the girl who made them was saying fat is flavor

so like you get in the middle of the meatball and just like a pocket of of fat just spills out onto the rest of it but he just looked like Andy Richter's fatter brother Yeah. It's a smaller face. That's pretty good.

And receding hairlines. Sorry, I'm out of breath. My roommate has COVID. Good. Hopefully I'll die. Yep. And or spread it to fucking Vinny. So he'll die because his lungs are too big.

Well, no, his body's too big for his lungs to support anything else. Uh, go fuck yourself. Vinny would certainly die from COVID-19. That would not go long for him. It would not be good. I spoke with Vic twice over this past week on Saturday and on Sunday. She told me that she did get COVID, although she hadn't gotten a test yet, but she said that she had diarrhea. Is that something you get from COVID?

No, it's something you get from Panera. Yeah, right. I think she was tasting the soup a little too much. Yeah, with their fucking fat fingers. Vic, I don't know why Vic has such a problem with me. Vic is getting funnier. I don't know if that's true. You're getting less funny and she's getting funnier.

I'm getting less funny. Yes. I'm watching this happen. There's going to be an intersection at some point. And then it's going to be the creep-off with Carl and Vic. I have a feeling. I created the show. The whole game was my idea.

I can recreate that website. It doesn't look that hard. Oh, my God. The fucking website. Burn it down. I'm going to buy the creep-off.com. You motherfucker. Listen, I think you should do an episode with Vic.

No, I was just kidding. Please don't do that to me. You'd rather die, too. Hey, I got a voicemail. You do? Yeah, an Australian called in. Okay. And for some reason, called WATP's voice mail line, but it's for you.

Biggie sounds fat and ugly. Sorry, Vinny. You need to be more funny. I mean, I know you do gigs in car parks full of people in their cars. But come on, fatty. It's just stop like I said fat. Fat, you're fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. Fat, fat.

Any response? Well, that didn't lose anything in translation, did it? And first off, sir, I don't do shows in car parks unless I have to spin the fucking wheel. What am I, Tammy Peskatelli? We should tell that story before we on. What do you think I am? That's amazing. Yeah, that was funny.

Fuck all you. Yeah, I got yelled at over Tammy this week. She got very upset because what of you little tattletails on the Twitter decided to give her shit from last week's episode? And I had to hear all about it. I talked about this on the bonus episode, WATP, but I feel like I should say this again. When I was on the show last week and playing the Tammie Peskatelli drops from Opie's show,

and I said I was going to send them to Market Bolito and she's burning bridges. I wasn't actually going to do that because I don't. I don't actually care that much. None of us care. We're going to get people in trouble. I don't give a shit. But apparently, she was freaked out and thought that that must have happened because she not only called Mark to apologize, but she had to track down Vinny's number and apologized to Vinny.

She never called me. She never called me. She got my number, though, from somebody else. She didn't call you? No. Never heard a word from her. Well, then maybe we should tell on her. Noddy.

So you got called into the principal's office. No, I actually went in and played what we said to Mark. Yeah. And he laughed what you. I didn't say that. I got to cut that out. I can't, I can't put that. But he left.

He thought it was funny. And he's like, yeah, okay. And then we were all good. So it was just a real pain in the ass this week. Yeah, I'm sorry. I put you in a situation. We should probably stop fucking with the comedians who come to this establishment. Yeah, let's not, I might not be able to tell you any more fun stories about him if you keep up that type of behavior.

Good point. All right. I will stop. Hey, there's a listener named Matthew Montgomery. Is that name ring a bell to you? No. Yeah. well Matthew Montgomery apparently you called him up I think it was late at night maybe

you were a little bit drunk and you were talking to him and he he recorded a little bit of it you said this to him let's see that dick and I just thought that that was really inappropriate buddy let's see that dick what is that's an ISO you were talking about a priest or something and you're doing it guys let's see that dick and Matthew made an iso for me so I can just play it inappropriate times throughout the show thank you Matthew that's pretty good That's a pretty good drop. I like it, too. You ready for a scum parade, Carl?

Let's go to the scum parade. Well, in the middle of the night and the early morning light, you can see these are creeps from miles away. They'll be banging their kids and banging siblings, driving up a cliff with children on board. Watch out for a scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for the scum parade.

Make infinity's day Stay I should tighten that out Yeah, maybe just a little Every time I hear that, I can do a better job with that You don't say Are you talking about with your backing vocals Are you just talking about how you added at the end?

Okay A few things I can do to fix that a little bit We're starting the scum parade in Oregon Jonathan Lopez. Yeah. who is a Latino, I believe he is of Mexican descent on Lake Carlos Monsia. He was a recent candidate for Umatilla County Commissioner. Claimed he discovered a hate-filled message in his mailbox on June 23rd, the East Oregonian reported.

And his now deleted Facebook account, he shared a photo of the letter, which said that Lopez and other, quote, Mexicans were not welcome here. Don't waste your time trying to become anything in this county. We will make sure you never win and your family suffers along with the other fucking Mexicans in the air. area, end quote. Take that, you beaner. Take that, you beaner. You don't run for no county executive around here.

Yeah, the very conservative state of Oregon is not going to have it. Not going to have it. But when authorities followed up with Lopez about the alleged incident, apparently he broke pretty quick. Yeah. He confessed to writing the letter himself. The cops said our investigation is shown that Mr. Lopez wrote the letter himself and made false statements to the police and on social media. The end result is a verbal and written admission by Mr. Lopez that the letter was fabricated. Police Chief Edmondson said the case would be forwarded to the county's district attorney's office for review of charges for initiating a false report.

Oh, I know. So it's not bad enough that you made this phony fucking fake letter to get sympathy, but you had to file a police report to make it a crime, you dip shit. And he says, I wasn't going to file a police report. Oh, no, I was just going to try to garner sympathy so I can win political power. What's the big deal? I don't understand. Why is it what upset? What's going on? Did I mention that he lost his election, the primary election for his seat back in May? And he said, I never meant to file a report. It just kind of spiraled out of control. Hey, told the newspaper. Go back to how he responded to that alleged note.

In that article, he tried to be the bigger person. Yeah. I don't have it pulled up in front of him. Oh, okay. Oh, he wrote, Lopez wrote in this boat that he, holds no resentment for whoever wrote this. Of course he doesn't. That's the funniest part. Not only did to write the note to himself, but he also wrote the note back.

It's like a teenage girl who's dating a boy at another school. He ended it with... Writing herself love letters. He ended it with, I'm just simply heartbroken for the lack of knowledge, education, and respect missing, he said.

I pray for you and wish you prosperity in your life. All things that's really funny when you look back and realize he's writing it to himself. Yeah, it's all cosplay. He's just pretending to be doing this. And people who run for politics really are head cases, I think. Well, I mean, it does reek of Jussie Smollett, too.

I mean, there's not just people who run for office doing this type of thing. Sure. But either way, naughty, naughty, Mr. Lopez. What a fucking idiot. All right, this story made me kind of sad. This happened down in, I believe, Tennessee. Responding to a 3 a.m. 911 call about shots being fired. Cops found a 26-year-old female gunshot victim lying in a ditch across from Garfield County.

home owned by Alexander Feister. The victim cops say was at a party across from Feaster's property when she accepted a challenge from one of the other partygoers. The challenge was to swipe one of the two swastika flags attach to the exterior of Mr. Feaster's home. So this guy has a bunch of Nazi flags just on the outside of his house. Neighbors across the street are having a party. They were drinking a little bit and this lady decides I'm going to go try to steal one of them. Well, little did she expect to know that by the time she had her back to the house and was going up the driveway, Feister would have already had his rifle in hand and shot her. She suffered multiple gunshot wounds, but is expected to recover. Feister was arrested in charge

with assault battery with a deadly weapon and shooting with the intent to kill both felonies. He's locked up in the county jail in lieu of $500,000 bond. is not even a story in my book would you report on a child for laughing or a bird for singing or a Nazi for shooting a girl at her back like that's just what they do i thought nazi shot themselves in the heads while they were in their bunkers that's what i thought they did hey just a tip by the way for all the Nazis out there because this guy has a gab account where he's got the schwasica proudly displayed it's on his at his house uh your reputation is beyond repair at this point hide the fact that you're a nazi you're not bringing it back right

Keep that shit on the DL. It's not a good idea. By the way, in the article, too, they talk about his 1,200 square foot home. Oh, yeah. Because they're just taking a shot at the guy, right? I've been in, I've lived in apartments bigger than that.

Yeah. That is a tiny house. The studio is about the size of it. Yes, that is a tiny house. I don't even know how you have room for two flags on that house. Seriously, I think the house is mostly swastika. They also mentioned that his wife left him after 16 months. Yeah, his second wife.

Yeah, his second wife left him after 16 months. Seems like such a fun guy. I'm surprised. not working out yeah yeah well you know maybe he'll meet someone nice so let's head down to florida shall we will continue to go south yeah florida man stephen shields deliberately drove his vehicle through the doors of the queen of peace catholic church and ocala florida at seven 30 a m saturday morning as the congregation prepared for mass he then got out of the car poured gasoline around the foyer and set it on fire before backing the car out and driving off by the

way, I just wrote down, this level of evil is almost cartoon-like. I was waiting to hear that just prior to that, he tied up a damsel in distress to the railroad tracks. Right. It was just fucking insane. Yeah. So it really legitimately is insane. Deputy Gonzalez spotted Mr. Shields vehicle and gave chase.

He had to ram it with his patrol car. According to a statement by the sheriff's officer, there were no injuries reported at the church. The fire was extinguished, though there was extensive. damage to the building. Mr. Shields has been charged with attempted second-degree murder, arson to a structure, and a structure believed to be occupied, burglary of an occupied structure, using a motor vehicle, felony fleeing. He is also being held without bond. His motive is unclear, but he did tell deputies that he is schizophrenic and off his medication. Yeah, he was on a mission. He was on a mission. That is correct. I liked it in his mugshot.

He's like the worst blues brother. I looked at it in his mugshot. He's like the worst blues brother. Right. I went to do it in his mugshot. He's got one of those masks that's pulled down under his chin. He's not a monster, Betty. He's not trying to spread COVID-19. Yeah. Well, that's good. I thought that was so funny. Like, that's the precaution this guy's taking. He was going to start the firing cough on it and hopes that would spread it more. Drove into a church, jumped out of his car, pulled out gasoline and started dousing the church. I would love to see that scene. Quentin Tarantino, if you could recreate that, that's fucking awesome. Lots of. This dude is definitely, definitely metal.

I'm what do you call this guy metal. All right. So let's head up to Kenner, Pennsylvania, shall we? All right. All right. According to court records, 39-year-old Patrick Bowden was arrested money on two simple battery of the infirmed charges.

Now, for those of you who don't know what the word infirmed means, it's pretty much what Vic is right now with COVID. Okay. The charges step from two videos provided to Kenner Police by the family who Bowden worked for. The Bowden was a caregiver, you see, to a couple's 26-year-old son who has cerebral palsy. The kid couldn't speak, could barely move, couldn't do much of anything, basically bedridden. The mother, Dallery Williams, said she and her husband, Jeffrey, became suspicious when their son's arm was swollen after Bowden's shift.

They brought their son to the doctor and discovered that his arm was broken. Now, here's why the parents are the fucking creeps here, Carol. Yes, thank you. Oh, are you kidding me? You think they're getting off easy? Yeah. This guy, this monster was left to his own devices, even though the couple had a nanny camera in the room

for the entire time that this guy worked there. And they had not watched the video for at least six months. Yeah, this was going on for six months. From September through February, there had been a broken arm, a broken leg, a broken wrist, and they finally fucking discovered this, even though there was camera, there was footage of all of this activity. Valerie Williams watched the most recent recordings

and saw Bowden hit her son repeatedly, pick him up by his neck and grab his nose and try to suffocate him. This guy can't talk. He can't do anything. He's bedridden. It's horrible. Hold on a second, Vinny. I want to know, what did this guy do to deserve this? He sounds like a real asshole. If you want to kick this guy's ass every time he come over to care for him, he must be doing something. I keep asking what time it is. He just ignores me.

Yeah, what a fucking dick! So Valerie Williams said she immediately sent two videos of the counterpolice, which resulted in two misdemeanor charges. Now she's doing what she should have been doing the whole fucking time and watching the video and combing through months of footage. And since she's been doing this, she gave them another 20 videos. So more charges are likely coming to Mr. Bowden. Valerie Williams said her family is heartbroken and she urges other families not to let their guard down when someone is alone with their child who could be vulnerable to abuse. yeah anyone who what a fucking expert yeah right i know thank you thanks for that i would have figured that without you anyone who can't talk uh that's probably someone who could possibly be vulnerable

correct by the way and i didn't read the same article as you i don't think because you had a lot more details and yeah i i researched a little okay sexual assault charges were in there too and i didn't see what that was there's nothing about that anywhere they said there was but i have found there was nothing about that he must have he must have like posed with his penis in his mouth or something. It was just taking it like some selfies. Because you know he was having a little bit of fun with it too. Because that didn't make any sense. Like beat the shit out of them. It's like sexual assault?

Wait, what? And then here's the final quote from this cunt of a mother. Valerie Williams said, but if your child can't physically talk to you, please put a camera in the room. Put a camera in the bathroom. And watch it. Step two.

Watch the video footage. What's the point of having the camera? We'll get to it. We'll get this. My Netflix's key was so full it's going to be a while but we'll get to it put a camera in the bathroom put a camera anywhere where the person could be alone with your child because quote this man was physically beating on our child while we slept in our bedroom put a camera in the bathroom you want to create more creeps that's a terrible idea you don't need cameras in the bathroom you got to get you got to have two underneath the bowl one above it i just want to point this out she because this man was

physically beating on our child while we slept in our bedroom yeah what kind of caregivers there overnight or are they just taking a daytime nap what are they talking about these people suck these people suck they're fucking everything about these people sucked good point oh you're fuck you Valerie i'm glad that this guy's in prison because he's obviously a scumbag and deserves to go away but what the fuck are you doing not watching out for your property yeah you know what if viny vinny had been there he would have said something let's see that dick sex crime. Vinnie Polito SVU.

All right. I guess that's the end of the show. Yeah, I think that that probably pretty much does it. Don't forget to go to the creepoff.com. Ariana Garande likes Japanese dolls. Carlos Medea pretended to be a different race and made $20 million. Vote for Carl because sometimes the criteria is who would you rather fuck? You know, sometimes it's who's the bigger creep?

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