The Creep Off - #20 Cruel and Hysterical Punishment

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

This week Vinnie & Karl submit their candidates for creepiest Zoophile, and Karl fills us in on why his only fans account sucks so far. In the Scum Parade we meet a dirty cop who likes a clean toilet, A mom who acts like a cop and a music teacher who found an interesting way to tune his instruments.

All right, what do you want to tell me about only fans? So you know how we talked about making it like $2 a month? Yeah, how much do they take to be on our only fans? The minimum is $4.99, which is why I haven't made it a paid page yet. Uh-huh, uh-huh. But Kev-Bot has tipped us $2 three times. So you and I have $6 between us, my friend. It didn't take long for this thing to pay off, huh?

You know, now I'm glad we did it. Yeah, right? Uh-cha-ching. Boy, I hope Kev-Bot's. It's getting his money's worth. Oh, he most certainly is. Are you kidding me? He named his cat after me.

Did he really? Yeah, it's kid. Fuzzball? No. Kitty Paulino. That's funny. All right, let's start the show. Let's do it.

It's the Creep-Off. Ola Creepos, welcome to episode 20 of the creep-off. It's me, your humble, humble host, Vinnie Paulino. In the other room is Hot Cuck-Ca-C-C-C-Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Oh, I'm just having a day, bud. Just having a day over here. God, I got over here and everything's falling apart.

Nothing's falling apart, but I'm coughing up blood about a situation. I'm not happy today. I am not a happy guy. So maybe that'll make for a more entertaining episode. We will find out. Before we get started in the creep off, can I cheer you up with some Tom Myers news? Who? Tom Myers, the comedian from Politopod.

Yeah, laid on me. All right. So this is kind of a continuation of WATP, forgive me. But I posted the episode that Vinny and I recorded this past weekend of WATP. Yes. And when I tweeted it out, my tweet was, No Stone Goes Unturned in this week's episode, whether you like Seamus Opie, Suttering John, PJ, or Vic,

this week we did it all. Thanks to Vinnie Paulino for fasting during the entire show. I was impressed. I did not mention Tom Myers. I did not tag him in it, even though we did play a clip from Politopod. It had nothing to do with Tom Myers. And the joke there, Vinny,

you think you can figure out what that joke is that I was fasting but you didn't eat for two and a half hours straight Tom Myers responds to this tweet for some reason you're impressed great that makes one person so I respond to him

I don't know why I'm going to go through my Twitter battle I just think it's fascinating what kind of comeback is this I was impressed that my fat co-host who had two and a half hours without eating it's a throwaway sarcastic line how do you really not understand comedy in any way it's bizarre

It is bizarre. That's not a normal response to that. And his response is, I've been writing and performing for nearly 20 years. You went out and bought a mic just so you could talk into a computer. Your attempts at writing jokes suck. Oh, here's a funny thing. I've been around for a while in the comedy world. And I've met many people like Mr. Myers, these fucking open mic lunatics that go to the same mics for years and years and years doing the same material. but we'll sit there and spout off at the mouth about how long they've been performing and what they've done.

The question is, Yeah. What is this guy ever accomplished spending those years? All he's done is bragged about wasting his life because he's not put out anything worth of fuck. Yeah, Vinnie. Don't get too upset with him. Don't take out your anchor on Tom Myers. He's a simp.

He's kind of just a fucking adult. He doesn't really understand how anything works. So this is what I wrote back to him. Actually, to your point, you think what you write and perform is comedy? What happened to you? Did you undergo a bong hit transplant? By the way, your new episode is twice as many listens as previous episodes. You're welcome.

He writes back, you're bragging about getting 80 people to do something. He thinks he's not shit. Doubled his audience with an extra 80 people. Correct. So he's admitting that he only has 80 people listening to the show. You're bragging. about getting 80 people to do something, it was a joke in a comedy sketch, but it sounds like there is some truth to the caller bragging about tens of listeners, to which I write back

what he's referring to there is in the sketch where he was making fun of me. The guy who was playing my character said that he had a podcast with tons of listeners. So I wrote back to I said, I can promise you I didn't ask anyone to listen to your show quite the opposite. Correct. It's not like I was saying, hey, all my listeners, go listen to Politipod. You won't believe how great it is. Like, that's not what I said. What I said was buy manscaped and use the promo code. That's the only thing I told people to do on that episode. And you did that so wildly successful.

They took away your promo code. Yeah, well, that's a different story for another day. So we're on the wrong show. Can we get to our show, please? We can, but I just had so much fun this morning going back and forth of the top bars. I just wanted to share it. Well, you did trim me up a little bit. That didn't make you laugh to know that that guy is somewhere at home just grinding his teeth.

Oh, he's such a pathetic loser. Anyway, I sound like Suttering John now. What happened last week, Vinnie? We had some voting going on. I wanted to know who won. Last I knew I was up two to one in this round. You were still up two to one technically for another 15 seconds. Yeah, I'm up two to one in this round of the creepoff.

Voting is still happening as we know it. And what are we got going on? Vinny wins 51.2, 6% of the vote. Please. I'm a huge deal is going to. I'm a happy boy today, Carl. because hold on how many votes did I get a hundred and thirty five we had a lot of votes this week I think my jar jar bigs really inspired people to vote or the people that cheat for you I saw that you put that out there that I have like bots voting for me or some shit that's bullshit you do just because I accused you of cheating last week now you think it to accuse me of cheating is that what's going on it's a clear cut conspiracy I blame the Kremlin that's possible 142 Russian collusion is why I lost to you you. Correct. I had, what, 48.1% of the vote? Uh, 7-4. Can we just call that a tie? No.

That's close. Absolutely not. That's really close to a tie. No, two to two to two, baby. Son of a bitch. Cousinny's coming back. Okay. All right. I got to get serious now, I guess. Well, we do have to get started on the actual contest this week. We do have a theme. Yes. You voted folks on our Twitter at creep off pod. Uh, we're going to put a poll up every week. You guys decide during this round. It's this round only. We're doing all. themes. We might continue to do it. I've enjoyed the theme aspect of the show. It has made it more challenges. Do you realize that last week's episode was our first like rape free, murder free episode? So you're saying it was boring? A little bit. A little bit. But this

week our theme, we are talking about zoo files, baby. We got a little down on the farm Tim McGraw playing because I'm starting. What is this that to do with Zophilia? It's going to have to do everything with my creep. Ring that bell, Carl. Ring that bell. Let's get this thing started. I did win, so I'm going first, and we are going down to the farm, Carl.

All right. Where you would assume zoophilia would be happening. Zulfilia, for those of you don't know, is basically beastiality. Yeah, it's almost like a fun way to say beastiality. Yeah. Kind of like how pedophiles are now maps. People who perform beastiality are now zoophiles.

I was like, oh, it sounds like fun. I would try Xophilia once or twice, maybe. I did you not commit bestiality. Right. I'm a zoofile. I love the animals that I find. I would like to introduce you to three men. This is the first time I've ever nominated a group of people.

Okay. These guys deserve it. Here we go. Here's just a little clip from the news. Three men are each facing more than 1,400 counts of animal abuse in Clearfield County. State police say that Terry Wallace, Mark Meiznikov, and Matthew Brubaker had sex with dogs, horses, a cow and a goat on a makeshift farm in Munson. Like, what the fuck is what with you?

So there's a lot to unpack there. Did you say 1,400 counts? To be technical, 1,160 counts, Carl. Jesus Christ. And not only that, they were charged with a couple other things as well, but let me just start at the beginning. Yeah, I think that's good enough for me, though. Jesus.

Let's start at the beginning. Terry Wallace, Matthew Brubaker, and Mark Meesonkopf. all lived on the same makeshift farm. Now, how is this a makeshift farm? Well, they didn't have like a farmhouse where they lived. The three of them each lived in a separate camper. There was no electricity. They collected rainwater to take showers with.

So you can only imagine how great this place smells. Well, according to the report filed with the police, there was also a 16-year-old boy who was not being identified. And he was the son of one of these three men. They would not tell us which... Wasn't a half-dod boy? It was fucking Jim Brewer. Meher.

Go, boy. When reached for comment, the 16-year-old said, Neer. Man, my dad's bad. Three of the men were also living on the farm, separate campers, like I said. Now, this kid, usually we don't like a tattletail, Carl.

Right. But this kid is the hero of the story. Okay. State troopers received a complaint from the boy that alleged the men were having sex with at least 12 animals. So all three of these guys are just having a good old time down on their makeshift. farm you know they say that variety is the spice of life well they did have a variety because they

had a list uh that they fucked nine female horses a cow a goat and several dogs did the female horses even know though i don't think you could do much to one of those vaginas they just look back like my wife looks at me like are you in yet exactly uh that hurt my phone feelings uh the suspects allegedly forced the boy to hold the animals down while they fucked them. Oh, geez. Well, you know what? If you're going to grow up on the farm,

you're going to have tasks and duties that most kids don't have growing up. Time for your chores. Yep. His job, how do you hold down a horse that's getting fucked? Well, that seems dangerous. Great question. Great question. For the larger animals,

these creepos constructed their own very special pen, complete with video equipment so they could video the whole fucking. Okay. You know what's weird about this? If I were to have sex with an animal with my buddies, I'm guessing the next day I don't want to talk about it. We're just going to pretend that never happened. These guys are so into it that they're actually constructing things to make sure the next time's even better. So what they built was a pen that shaped like a V like this. Like you look at you see me? Yeah. So like when the animals would get into it, they could like corral the animal into it. And then they would the kid would like hold the muzzle or whatever. So the horse would be. stuck with it and then they would do what they got to do i'm having less fun now yeah i was trying to have fun with the story now i'm having they they built a fuck pen jesus for larger animals and then the other animals the kid just had to hold down like you could hold down a dog the kids probably arms are probably filled with dog bites and shit poor little guy but apparently carl yeah this wasn't just like oh obviously not a one-time thing because these

dudes moved out into the country moved to their campers there they live there they're all into it like like here's the thing if you're an ass guy you're a tit's guy right you may have that conversation with your friends but at some point yeah these men made a life decision about the one thing that bonded them together and that one thing was hey man wouldn't it be great if we had our own farm where we could just fuck everything did they meet on the internet by any chance i don't know this is the problem with the internet is that like minded people can get together and perform acts like this so they were living there for according to the kid four to five years. Okay. They were just down there four to five years having a good old time. Because of the

testimony from the child and the taped evidence, they were charged with an outstanding 1460 counts of sexual intercourse with animals as well as counts of animal cruelty and corrupting a minor. That's why I didn't respond when you said four years. When there's 1500 accounts of this, you can't get that done in the weekend. That is true. You're not knocking that out on a long weekend. I get you right uh clearfield county district attorney william shaw mirro the judges discussed and said his memory will be quote forever burned by what he saw in the videotapes found in the barn i would just take whoever's word for it what does this video show you okay i believe you that's fine this happened in 2018 because you know this is a theme show so we're allowed to pull some past creeps out

we make the rules of course vett yeah we can do whatever we want although you have called me out for pulling out past stories before but well not during not during the uh well well Yeah, but this is like a theme I agree So you got to go with a theme I agree All right, we're good Prosecutors said

The animal abuse began in 2014 And occurred on a weekly basis So it's like Friday night Woo Yeah interesting Yeah So they were disciplined Oh they were definitely disciplined

We can't be fucking any goats Monday through Thursday We got work to do Yeah man We gotta build these torture devices They're gonna build themselves Oh my God Which country artists were you playing

To explain What this was gonna be And it's so offensive Tim McGraw Tim McGrath Does that represent Zouphelia Hey!

We got some fences that need many before you fuck that chicken Jesus Christ So If you'd like to know These men were charged

And found guilty 20 to 41 years apiece For these guys In the Clink And their lawyer argued it saying that people who uh people who commit violent crimes get less time than these guys got

and i understand that but these guys are icky and they belong in jail so they should be put down to you to use a term that fits with uh who they like to fuck just put these these people down they're mentally deranged and there's no reason for them to exist on this plan correct so you saw a picture of those three i showed it to you oh i didn't see the picture okay hold on yeah let's look at the great unwashed oh wow well is that exactly what you'd expect? Pretty much. Although, God, I feel like the guy in the middle could probably get a chick if he wanted to. Yeah, the guy in the middle is not the worst looking dude. I've seen worse looking dudes

with pretty hot chicks. Well, he did have chicks. Right. He had 1,400. Oh, man. So that's, those are my creeps. All right. Terry Wallace, Matthew Brubaker, and Mark Meisenkopf, all brought to justice by a 13-year-old child who was forced to hold down animals while they fucked them. You know what would have been a more appropriate song for them is this. one. I freaking hate vaginas. All right, Vinnie. That brings me to my creep for this week in our zoophilia-themed episode.

My creep is a woman named Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Now, what this woman did? She made the candlestick sing. I'm just joking. All right. Christopher Lynn Jackson. This is a gentleman, 47 years of eight. age, takes his girlfriend out to a baseball game one day.

They go to the baseball game and afterwards, Christopher, he wants to go out dancing. And his girlfriend says, you know what? I'm tired. I'm not really up for dancing right now. He says, I got it. Take these pills. It'll perk you up and we can go dancing. She takes the pills.

Next thing you know, she wakes up in Jackson's bed in severe pain and discovered that Jackson had branded her. She said she saw her. Jackson with the branding equipment and butane torch. Did he think she was like a steer? The woman told police that Jackson bragged to her that he had done that to other girlfriends in the past and explained to her that he wanted to do the same thing to her because her vagina was his. So he took a butane torch and branding tools and put the initial CJ onto her vagina while she was passed out from drugs. Wow.

Pretty impressive, right? No. That's pretty disgusting. It's disturbing. This is what this guy did. And apparently he's done it to other chicks in the past and gotten away with it. Did he do it over 1,400 times? No, he did not. Okay. Not that I know of. The thing that's remarkable to me here is CJ, a lot of people have those initials. Sure. Triple Jesus. There's a lot of people. So I don't know that, see, I would be more specific if I was going to brand a girl's vagina to make sure that everyone knew it was mine. I would get the middle initial in there. Yeah, right. Get the L in there. Why not? All right.

So because of this, the detectives were issued a search warrant because the woman said, hey, that he did this to me. So they searched the house and they found the branding tools and butane torch. But that's not all they found, Vinny. That's not all they found. Because of you've not mentioned any animals yet. I've been waiting for this kicker. What do you got? They recovered videos that clearly showed Jackson and two women performing various sex acts with a male German shepherd.

Those are beautiful dogs, Carl. They are beautiful dogs. They also arrested one of the women seen in the dog sex video. All right. I hope you hadn't eaten lunch recently. Ready for this? 61-year-old Josephine Erickson, who was seen in the video. Pause.

Pause. Did you say 61-year-old? I'm already disgusted. Joseph Seed Erickson was one of the women in these videos. Fucking Josephine. Josephine was sucking off. and getting fucked by the German Shepherd, which was, by the way, Jackson's pet.

He's having a foursome with a dog and 60-year-old women. If there's anything more disgusting than that, I challenge you to find that, sir. I already told you all about it a minute ago. I challenge you to find that. Well, I just like to think of it this way. Some people love their pets more than others. The pet has been removed from the home

and is put into some type of, Did the guy, like, label the dog's pussy? His first little CJ on it? Maybe. Jackson's bond was set at $30,000 on the new bestiality case. So it started off with just like, oh, you drugged a girl and branded her vagina. Just. And now it's become a whole thing with fucking dogs and women.

So that is wildly disturbing. And I say vote for me and Christopher Win Jackson. Okay. This week on the creepoff. dot com my counter to this is very simple okay christopher jackson was just living his creepy life these guys decided they were going to create their own zoo file paradise out in the country they lived without electricity they lived without running water why did they do that so it would be convenient for them on a friday or saturday night to fuck the animals yeah but they put themselves

through hell right and lived in this terrible place this guy's kid is stuck in the trailer with them and the three of them are so creepy that they thought that was a normal idea. Vinny, counterpoint, okay? What you just said is coming from a guy who said this. Let's see that dick. All right, so who's the creep? Tom Myers.

Who's the creep now? Let's see that dick. I got a fun remix, a Master K style remix from a listener E. Murphy that I want to play for you. Nice. This will get you a tapping your toes after hearing about all the animal sex.

We just had to endure. All right. Ha! Ha! Ha! She-man! Ha! Ha! She-man! He-he! So... Fucking insane.

Big-ass bitches. Yeah. Fucking insane. Shut the fuck out. She-man! Is. Are you going to tell me? She-man.

naked. Big-ass bitches. Bitch. Sex. Yeah, it's fucking insane. You, man. Performing sex acts. Dude, it's completely wrong.

And we're going to burn it out. Fucking insane. Catchy ditty there. Thank you E. Murphy for sending that in. E Murphy, you did not have my consent to use my voice. I'm just kidding. Good job, buddy. Just I'm kidding.

Good job. Oh, man. Good job. He's going to start suing everyone. I'm going to start suing everyone. Boy, people hated us last week. We got some not nice messages. Here's one of them.

People hate me every week, so. Yeah. Nothing new over here. And listen, did you idiots forget about the 45 second rule on the voicemails again? Because I'm looking at some of these and I'm like just annoyed by the length of them. So I'll give you a taste, I'll give you a little taste. Hey guys. Check in.

Could someone please explain to me how freaking Carl's Jar Jar Jar Binks is winning the polls? I was winning. I was. How was this happening? Like, golly darn, how is this happening? Last day check is like 50 to 49.50% like that. Something dumb like that. Like, how is this possible?

Russian bots. No, hold on a second. This is the second week in a row that you've had to come from behind victory. If anyone's fucking cheating, it's you. It's not cheating because I have people vote for me. Okay. I say, hey, I'm pretty close. I need a couple extra votes.

And I send out a group text. and then people hop on and they make sure I beat your ass. So I want people. It's not like that many people. It's like five. All right. Well, I also have a network of people that I can reach out to that I don't. Because I assume that if you listen to the show, you'll vote.

And if you don't listen to the show, you shouldn't be voting. You have to listen to the show and hear our arguments in order to vote. I want to know, I'm putting it out there. Does anyone think that Vinny's a cheater and should have two points deducted from this, this round of the creep off? I'll throw that out there. I think that there should be sanctions. There should be sanctions involved in this. It's outrageous.

Our buddy Boner Guy 69 left us a message. Great. Hey, Vinny, Boner Guy 69 here. Hey, Carl, good show. Thanks. Thanks a lot for it. First thing, cut the fucking rings out of this voicemail. Nope.

Intro, whatever. This is ridiculous. Also, Vinny, I honestly thought last week that you'd have died of a heart attack when the episode didn't come out. wasn't available on Monday morning for me as I'm used to. It's a real good chance. That's what happened. But what the fuck are you actually doing, you fat fuck? Come on, get these episodes out on Monday.

What am I paying you for? Nothing. You're paying me nothing. Or caller who said that you should tell your listeners your URL is the creep off or rather the... All right, you just babbled the rest of this. But I wanted to bring this up. I thought this was a good call. Just because of the fact that we are changing the day

that we're recording. Is that correct? guy from Tasmania, by the way, right? I don't fucking know or care. Okay. Whatever. He doesn't like the rings. Me? Me.

Uh, we are moving the day that we're recording. We are now recording on Mondays instead of Sundays. Correct. So how that's going to affect when the episode gets out we've yet to determine. There's a pretty good chance this episode. I get it out Monday nights. What are you talking about yet to be determined? You lazy asshole.

I'm a busy boy. Get it out Monday nights. I'm a busy boy. Whatever. No, I'll probably try to get up this afternoon. You guys might actually. get this episode like an hour or two after it's been recorded so right i'm on it stop calling me a fat lazy bastard just take out all my anti-semitic remarks please this time before you upload it

nope i got on you to edit this shit for me uh and this guy yelled at us because we're apparently kind of dumb by the way tom meyers that was a joke i don't actually say anti-semitic remarks you fucking don't i have to i have to now declare that i'm not a racist because this fucking idiot thought i was wearing blackface on an episode of wATP did you really think you were wearing Yes. He didn't know that was a joke. It's that stupid. Sorry. Sorry. You know what? You got your problems. I got Tom Myers on my mind. I apologize. Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. This is prep boy Rick calling from Pacific Northwest. I understand that you guys live in the New York State area, which means that all the things that you have over there are named after a bunch of colonial stuff as opposed to over here, where we actually named things after the Native Americans. We genocide. So I wanted to give you a quick update after listening to the scum parade. from last week. Now, I understand umatilla.

I can get that one because it's actually pronounced the Umatilla, but I can see the problem there with the pronunciation as I'm studying over my own words. I get that. The big problem is it's not Oregon. You stupid motherfuckers, it's not Oregon girl. It's Oregon.

And I'll put an Oregon to my fucking head. If I ever hear one of you assholes from that shitty fucking state, mispronounce it. Jesus fucking cry. learn how to talk I prefer people who are from Arkansas and Illinois to the people from Oregon

Illinois is quite a lovely state it's underrated you know I was wondering why you were even playing that because people who are correcting us for things that are wrong we could probably fill 24 hour long episodes with that type of shit but it didn't get entertaining at the end so I'll give it to you yeah yeah I'm going to give pretty boy Rick or

prep boy Rick Pretty boy Rick you think he's Rick Flair Woo I do not I think that voicemail is Oregon into the recycling band. Perfect. Goodbye. So, yeah, those are basically our voice bills. Everyone's mad at us and we are terrible at talking. Perfect. Perfect. Are you ready for a skum parade, Carl? I couldn't be more ready. Let's get into it and I'm going to go old school on this one. Nothing but creeps.

The scum, hooray! I'm parolandin' show. It's like slipping into a warm bath. Sure. You just, it feels good. It does. So we're going to start off in Hawaii, I believe, for the very first time on the creep off. John Rabagow, former police officer, responded to a nuisance complaint at a Honolulu public restroom.

While he was still. a police officer. Yeah, we should bring up that he is a cop at the time that this happened. Yes. This happened on January 28, 2018. He and another officer, Reginald Ramones, found a homeless man there. Rabigo allegedly told the man he could only avoid arrest if he licked one of the bathroom's urinals. He's like, listen, you could just go about your business if you want, or I could arrest you.

But if you want to go about your business, you're going to have to lick that public fucking bathroom urinal. Yeah, I call that cruel and hilarious punishment. According to the plea agreement that Rabigo signed, Rabigo threatened to beat the man and shove his face in a toilet if he refused. So it wasn't even go about your business. It's like, so listen, here's the

deal. You can either lick that and I'll let you go, or I'm going to shove your face in the fucking toilet and take you to jail. Judge Leslie Kobashi said at his sentencing, according to the Associated Press, he grabbed the man's shoulder, forced him to his knees and stepped on his legs until he complied. Ragabot apparently laughed as he left the bathroom telling fellow officers that he just

made the man lick the urinal. So he wasn't even fucking like quiet about it. He's pretty proud of himself. Look what I just did. His bathroom's a little cleaner than when we left there, huh? He did a selfie with him and posing on Instagram. Great day at work today. Like this is the kind of thing that does get Facebook live streamed.

Yes, for sure. Boy, the victim. identified his 37-year-old Sam Ingal, alleged that the abuse went even further than that. Engel told his sisters that the officers made him sit in urine before they forced his head into the toilet. He just said that they put him in the water and that he couldn't breathe and that he was choking when they brought him up. His sister told the outlet at trial that that's what she told him. Hey, I got a little question for this sister, Mary Engel, who now all of a sudden wants to be a busybody about this. maybe if you let your brother crash on the couch this wouldn't have happened now you're concerned about your homeless brother oh poor sam what are you doing to help sam you fucking asshole he's homeless waiting to get that settlement money from the police department that's what she's doing seriously i hate when people step in and they're like these police are not treating my brother right what are you doing he's homeless what are you doing to help this guy so the officer ragabow expressed remorse and apologized to the victim and the family's victims at the trial he did uh

sign a plea deal and that goes to the judge and the judge decides what the sentence is going to be. Yep. And two years ago, I made a decision I'm not proud of, he said. My actions changed the course of my life and life for all of us. But then he apparently was very surprised when the judge sentenced him to four years in jail. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck you. What a clown.

Listen, I'm not saying that what this officer did is a good thing. I like pranks too, just like the next guy. I'm not saying that what he did was a good thing, but you know who would have been happy to get off by just licking a toilet George Floyd Brianna Taylor I'm just kidding wow

getting real powerful at my political talk it's so funny you brought up George Floyd because he is kind of at the center of our next story all right segue we're going to Wisconsin Carrie Ann C. Smith she's 37

years old she is charged with physical abuse of a child and strangulation suffocation both felonies the criminal complaint alleges that her 14 year old son called the police on June 20th to report that his mother had attacked him and that she was trying to, quote,

get into the room that he is in. Police responding to the apartment reported finding the boy with scratches on his back, abrasions on his neck, and fucking bite marks on his shoulder from his own mother. Yeah, that's weird. In the video provided by the boy's sister

who filmed the situation, Smith can be seen with her knee on the boy's throat as he squirms to get freeing grasps for air. Prosecutors allege that the video shows Smith kneeling on her son's neck for 48 seconds, and as he is pinned to the floor, she can be heard saying, do you want to know how George Floyd died? He died something like this.

Do you want to die just like him? She then allegedly told him, tell me you can't breathe. Say it. Tell me. And then the kid said, I can't breathe. And apparently his mother let him go. You know what this article doesn't tell you, though, Vinny?

It doesn't tell you what happened before all of this. I think it's important to say what this kid did to deserve this punishment. he tried to purchase a soda with a fake 20 so while i'm not saying that you should be killed for that it's not unprecedented punishment for that type of crime that's what i've heard i've heard that you know frankly you get what you deserve but uh child children no longer live with the mom and she faces up to 14 years in prison but never let your daughter film you beating up your son that is the takeaway for me absolutely get your daughter out of the room and then beat the you're out of them. Correct. Correct. And

mom's lives do matter, Carl, remember that. Do they? I don't know. Do you want to head down to Florida? Yeah. For what I think is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Florida cops allege that Donica Shanice, Mays, 29, according to arrest affidavit,

Mays and her boyfriend, the victim, had been arguing all morning before matters turned criminal. Mays and the man had been in a relationship for four years and have a two-year-old son together. Okay? The victim told police that he discovered that his vehicles tires had been slashed, adding that Mays admitted to the vandalism. While waiting for a tow truck to arrive, the affidavit reported, Mays resumed arguing with her boyfriend and began striking the

victim with open hands as he continuously backed away. At one point, Mays allegedly grabbed the clothed victim's private parts and apparently tried to rip them off of his body. She did this was such force that it removed the skin from the entirety of the victim's right testicle. Joe!

That's a Roth, man. Ripped the scrotum right off the guy while he's wearing pants. Fucking A. When asked by police about the dispute, Mays replied that she had grabbed the victim's testicles and had been in a physical altercation with him.

Maze was arrested and booked into the county jail. she's being held on bond. In addition to the battery count, she's also charged with initially providing cops with a fake name. Yeah, I thought that was funny because Donica,

Shanice, Mays, you probably know what her race is with that name. I'm wondering what name she gave to the cops. Oh, my name is Karen. It's Karen. We're not buying it. Maze is also facing a probation violation charge

related to a prior battery case in neighboring counties. She was convicted of attacking a different man, according to court records, her probation supervision in that matter was scheduled to expire in September. So she was almost off of probation, like two months away. Damn it.

Damn it. So ruined it. Carl, can you imagine having your fucking scrotum ripped through your fucking clothes? I used to skateboard. So I had a similar accident. However, there was nobody involved who was angry at me at the time. You ripped your scrote? A little bit, yeah.

It's not fun. I don't recommend it. I do not recommend it. Would they sell it back up? It did heal by itself, so it wasn't as bad of an injury as what happened to this poor gentleman. But after he does heal, though, he should probably trim that up with Manscaped, using promo code WATP20, manscaped.com. By the way, did you see what her previous convictions were? One of them was careless driving?

This has to be a driving while black incident, right? I don't know a single white person who's ever been convicted of careless driving. I'm guessing she probably was profiled in that situation. Yeah. I think. Carole's drive. We got to lock this woman up. Carole's driving. I didn't even rip anybody's testicles off for nothing this time. I carolest drive every day. That story just blew my mind. But listen, if this was any other week on the creep off, our final creep would be the person that I would be presenting as my creep this week.

Yes, this is rough. Holy fucking shit, this scum parade this week. Let's see that dick. All right. That's what the paramedic said to the man. Let's see that dick. Music teacher John Edward Zaretzky, 61 of Ventura, California, agreed to plead guilty to a federal charge of production of child pornography, along with six state counts of lewd or lascivious acts with minors under 14 years of age. Now, California schools across the state opened their doors to Zeritsky for years because he was a music teacher and he taught music lessons to thousands of children.

For more than 30 years, Zaretsky was a teaching artist for the Music Center of Los Angeles, during which he would share music lessons with students. In 2009, Zeritsky founded the flutes across the world, a non-for-profit through which he contracted with schools to help children craft and decorate PVC pipe flutes. The non-for-profit also participated in mission trips to share music lessons in countries such as Haiti, Honduras, and the Philippines. What a good guy. All right? Now check this out. Oh, there's something else.

School children participating in the program would make two flutes, one for themselves to learn with, and one for a child in need in another country. Love it. Well, they would also put in like little kind messages to share with the people that they made the flute for. But in 2017, officials warned parents in seven California school districts of potential contaminations of flutes received to their children. Coronavirus? No, no, no. Deputy Attorney General Amanda Casillius said that Well, Zaretsky was. either in a hotel room or near schools

or at his resident. He made videos and took pictures of himself ejaculating on and into the flutes. So I have to tell you, Vinny, I used to play the Obo when I was younger, which is also in the Woodwin group of instruments. Speaking from experience,

if you can get a better sound from a woodwind without semen in it, I'd like to see it. Right. I mean, don't you come in your guitar too? Of course. This is the whole bridge of your acoustic guitar just slathered and fucking semen, Carl? No, it's absolutely not.

Okay. They have video of the motherfucker coming on these fucking children's flutes. It's always good to videotape yourself when you're performing a crime that will get you put away for life. Always a good idea.

Later, in the classrooms, Zeritsky photographed children using the flutes. Social media accounts also show Ziritsky engaged in multiple online chats with another individual and with whom he exchanged photos of the victims using the flutes.

the flutes. According to those chats, he described how his sexual desires and fantasies were fulfilled by the girl's use of the flutes. In a separate case, he's agreed to plead guilty to one federal counterproduction of child pornography. He tried to entice a minor to engage in sexual activity according to a federal indictment. And additionally, the indictment alleges that in August 20th to September 23rd, 2017, Soretzky traveled to the Philippines to engage in sex with an individual who was 12. He also used his computer to capture sexually explicit images during a video chat with an underage girl. Yeah.

And I'm not one to slut shame, but I feel like that thought got what she deserved, right? If she's showing that to this guy, he's going to take screen images on it. So let me throw an idea out. I think what we ought to do is take our friend Donica Mays. Yes. And we like ripping testicles off people? I think that's a great idea. You bring them right by Donica's cell.

stick your nuts between the bars and let her do her thing. Dude, Russellmania next year, this should be a headlining event. Donica just rips the nuts off of people who fuck animals and children. Could you imagine like you're a parent you hear about this? My daughter's been taking an instrument. She made a flute for kids in the Philippines.

So why I don't have kids, Vinnie? I wouldn't be able to deal with this very well. I thought the reason you don't have kids is because you're torn scrotum. No, it's because I know how to pull out. It's not that difficult, people. So that is our scum parade this week. We've got, we did it all. A dirty cop, a terrible mother, a woman ripping a guy,

scrote him off through his pants, and a music teacher who likes to fucking come in the instruments. I don't know what else I have left, Carl. I think we did it, man. I think we nailed it this week. All right. Well, that means until next week, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gia!

Yeah, give away Yeah give away My neighbor got big testicles Because we see this doing every day We eat It's still out It's the cream off Jeez Louise

Let's see that dick Thank you.