The Creep Off - #22 How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Episode Date: August 3, 2020

In this week’s contest Vinnie & Karl skip class to discover the creepiest teacher ever! In the Scum Parade we meet a shoplifter & her puppies, a former NFL lineman who was caught offside and finally we learn that there are no limits to the brother & sisterly bond.

I don't have a little bit of a bad house. My neighbor got big testicles because we see this dude every day. We eat ribs with this dude. I have a clue. The bad house. She said, please help to get it out. How stupid are you? I'm pretty dumb.

I'm starting to show it. It's the Creepov. It's the Creepov. We're also doing a podcast. I bet you nobody's ever done that before. A podcast on YouTube, huh? Yeah, this is a brand new thing that we're trying. We're pioneering this. Holy shit today's show is going to be something else.

All right. Cullen your shot. I like it. We get a problem, Carl. What's that? We haven't introduced who we are yet. If you totally drop the ball on how we can draw our show these days? I'm.

That's hot cuck, carl. There you go. So, uh, Carl, we have a problem. Yeah, what's up? The voting this week. Yeah, I looked at this just a few minutes ago, and I was wondering if you were going to cheat again. I assumed you were. Let's see, where are we at?

We are tied. It's a tie. Holy shit. We play them both at the same time, I guess. That's not necessary. You see, Carl, the thing about this show is always has been about strategy, correct? Sure, of course. I'm very strategic.

Well, do you remember a while ago you told me that I was allowed to vote for myself? Yeah, everyone's allowed to vote for themselves. Did you vote for yourself? Yeah, I did. Well, I didn't yet. All right, Vinny, it's too late. We already showed it. Hold on.

Hold on. It's 50 thing right here. It's 50% right here. We already showed it. We already showed it on the screen. I got it right here. The deadline is over. No.

Deadline is up. Nope. Come on. Boom. Are you fucking kidding me? Do I got to text the jiggles department right now and tie it back up again? The final score is that 136 to 135. Somebody get on there and vote for me.

It's over baby. No, it's not over yet. Get out there and vote for me. It's as over as I close the window. Oh. And the window is cold! Please! That's why...

Suck my dick, Carl! All right, fine. I'll just stop it. Vinnie, you're literally just a bad person. That's so fucked up. That's the whole fucking thing. That's why I don't thought for myself. I've been waiting for this to happen.

Damn it! I was so excited here to tie. Damn, and I thought we were going to, like, get another weekend before someone had to spin the wheel. I thought that was going to prolong it. But instead, it's tied three to three to three. It's three to three. You were almost the game point. I got to bring my A game today now.

That fucking. I don't like, no wonder you were in such a good mood today. I've never seen Vinny so happy as he is today. I come over his own fucking smile. He makes smiles a lot. And this is why? Because you had this all planned out. I wanted you all to be a buzz.

All right, so 50.16% of the vote. Is that what I just saw? Yeah. Jesus. And as always, I am what tips me over. All right, that's good. Okay, so that means I won, Carl. Jeez, Louise.

Okay, good. Don't make me start that music again. Okay, I'll take it. Thank you. Thank you for your congratulations. I'm a good sport about it. You know? No, you're not.

You're the worst winner ever. Carl. You're fucking asshole. Carl. Yeah. Do you really feel like you deserve to win after you just did an episode of WATP at the start of our show last week? I think that the fact that I was able to present Tom Myers as a creep and get 50% of the vote says that I definitely should have won. That's really impressive.

If you go with Stuttering John this week, I'm going to be really upset. Oh, yeah, Suttering John was a school teacher at one point, right? That's true. He is a cautionary tale. So we have a theme this week, as we do every week now these days. Oh, we do have a theme. This week we're going back to school kids. That's fucking obscure. That's right, everybody.

Is this a new thing now where you have to bring music to go along with the theme? I'm just in a good mood. You just want there to be a music bet on this show so bad. You've been trying to force a music bet on this show since day one. Like Harvey Weinstein on a young actress. I try to force it in. Yes. So, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to try to find the creepiest teacher today.

Should we get it started? I think we should. Ring that bell. Let's do it. Vinnie, you're up first, buddy. You won. Well, Carl. Present your case, sir. I will gladly do so. My creep is a teacher of a good reputation.

He kept his job for 30 years in the same school district teaching third grade. He taught at Miramonte Elementary School in South Los Angeles. Now, in 2012, though, this teacher was charged with 23 felony counts of lewd acts upon a child. 23 boys and girls the ages of 7 and 10 years old have been identified as victims for alleged crimes that were committed between 2005 and 2010

so it sounds like the last 5 years there he went a little crazy Wow so teachers was the theme and we're doing pedos shocking Well here's the thing Carl Shocking my guy didn't touch any kids Oh okay

I thought you said lewd acts on children Correct okay And this show is called the creep off and what I'm about to tell you this man did is insanely creepy. All right. Okay, so let me have an attorney tell you a little bit about what Mr. Mark Brent did. The teacher in question, he would bind the kids' hands behind their back.

He would blindfold them. And in a sort of sick, perverted science experiment, he would tell the kids that they were testing the sense of taste. So he would provide them different things, saltine crackers, cookies. And on those saltine crackers of cookies would be semen. Oh, Jesus. It's always with the semen with you. Hey, you go to the dance of who brug you, son? That's right.

Jesus. Oh, my God. What is with these fucking perves? Like, how did they get off on this shit? Carl. Eat my semen, you asshole. Way do you fight out how this dickhead got busted? Oh, boy.

In 2010, an investigation began when a film processor at CVS turned over 40 photographs to authorities. Wait, what year was this? 2010. 2010, he's still getting photos process. Do you want to know something wild? Kodak knew about digital cameras before this. guy yeah what the fuck the pictures depicted children in a classroom with their eyes blindfolded mouse covered with tape some children you ready for this carl yeah even

have live large cockroaches on their faces and mouths what part of the kink is that I guess I'm just not familiar with this and he would photograph them as they were eating these semen laced cookies the other thing that he was doing dr. do is he had these Madagascar cockroaches so giant cockroaches Giant cockroaches. Giant cockroaches that are thick, carnival-like cockroaches. And he would allow the cockroaches to crawl on the blindfolded kids' face and head. He would photograph them and-

Would they be eating this gross stuff at the same time and all this thing happening together? Yeah, it was all a play on the testing or the experimentation of senses. All right, well, it's a scientist, he's experimenting. He is definitely experimenting. live giant-ass cockroaches on the kids' faces while they're eating his cum cookies. It's different. I'll give him credit for his creativity on that one.

So now they're starting to investigate this guy because the employee at CVS turned in these photos to the police. Yeah, what a fucking tattletale that guy is. Right. So the pictures also showed some girls holding blue plastic spoons filled with clear white liquid up to their mouths. Authorities said that early in the investigation,

they found a plastic spoon that matched the description of the one that was in the picture and an empty container in Burns classroom DNA tests revealed that it contained burnt semen wait he was feeding girls in the classroom yep from a spoon I mean wouldn't you pretty much figure out that wasn't food right away well who wants to keep spending the money on cookies yeah that's a good point yeah it's a good point uh yeah so now mr burn he gets fired because of this before the The charges are pressed. What's with the teachers union? They couldn't they couldn't keep his job for? Well, he had he had tenure.

Yeah, right. That became a problem because he sued to keep his job. Good, good for him. And the school district paid him $40,000. I want to know which attorney accepted this, this case. They settled, Carl. Yeah. The fucking school district settled.

40 grand. This is why unions are just fantastic. You got to love it. Now, this guy was feeding. Come to children and they're like, listen, you can't work here anymore, but we'll give you a ton of money. Is that all right? May I show you a picture of him? Yeah, of course.

There it is. That's a good outfit. Would you like to describe it for the listeners? Yeah, sure. He's wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. Yep. He's got short shorts on with, I believe, tights underneath them. Yep.

With white socks and sneakers. And he looks like if he was dressed as a creep for Halloween, this is how he would dress. up if that was what he was going for. Yeah, Carl. I would say so. Hold on real quick. Look at that again really close. What is that in his hand?

It looks like a bowl. It looks like a marijuana pipe. It's actually a cookie. Wait, go back to that again? I'm pretty sure it's a cookie. Oh, it looks green to me from here. Well, you know, some people come their way. He comes his way.

What is he, a Ninja Turtle? He was charged with 23 counts of committing lewd acts, like I said. He took a plea deal, and he pled no contest at each charge. read off each charge to the court was like making Joey Salamone eat come no contest two counts like they read them all in front of him and then he was sentenced to 25 years in prison now this happened in 2012 he was sentenced okay so uh like eight years in yeah he's still got some time left yeah all right your turn like who's carl's creepiest teacher my creep for the teacher is someone who's actually been in the news recently it's mary k

Mary Kay LaTerno recently passed away. She did. She had cancer. You know my feelings on her. Do I know her your feelings on her? Yeah, because we had a conversation about this two weeks ago. All right. Well, let's talk about Mary Kay LaTerno and what she's up to.

And who better to tell you about this person than someone with a speech impediment? This is Barbara Walters. After her affair with Billy Fulow was discovered, Mary K. LaTerno was arrested and charged with raping a child. a child. By the time she was arraigned, she was seven months pregnant with Billy's baby. That's right. Mary Kayla Turner was a sixth

grade teacher when she had an affair with a 12-year-old student Billy Fulow. Oh, I thought that's just how Barbara Walter said. I don't even know. It's spelled fucking ridiculously. Yeah, his name's actually Billy. No, it's Vili Fowlap.

It's Billy Lambo. Yeah, probably. Mushelt. So, She started a relationship with this kid, 12 years old. He was actually a student with her when she was teaching second grade. And then four years later, a student at sixth grade. So I don't know how long she had a crush on this kid.

I'm guessing for years before she finally acted on it. But the crazy part is this is a teacher who did not teach children how to pull out because she got pregnant from a 12 year old and had to do time in jail. She did six months in jail Vinnie. She was sentenced to six months. Was she out in time for the shower? She took a plea. She took a plea and then this happened. After serving six months

Mary was released. She moved into a friend's house and there was one other condition Mary had to meet. She wasn't allowed to see Billy or she'd end up in prison. Well yeah, no shit. This kid's still 13 years old at this point. She has no business hanging out with them. But

Of course, they did hang out. And of course, they did get caught. Within a month, Mary and Vili were caught together. There was another bombshell. Mary was pregnant again with Villy's child. Jesus. During the weeks she had been out on parole. This kid's already knocked her up twice.

He's not even 14 years old yet. He's already got two kids. And this is why she's a creep. Listen, Billy's into her. And she's kind of attractive. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. So what's your point on this whole thing?

The point is this. she fucking got knocked up why would you have an abortion why would you teach the kid out to pull out come on the tints what are you doing she got knocked up twice by this kid and by the way this one would think she would have taught him the second time i concur on that all right the second go around you would have said also listen bag it up how did she think this was going to work how many excuses to a 13 year old have to leave the house where she's he's going to go sneak it out with the teacher you're not going to go fuck your teacher going are you no no i'm going to vandalize at 7-11 i swear to god you're not going to go go

get that woman pregnant again, are you, Billy? I'm smoking cigarettes with older kids. I swear to God, I swear to her. I'm doing drugs. Yeah, I don't think you're doing drugs. I don't smell any marijuana on your breath. No, no, I swear, I'm high. I'm super high right now.

So Barbara Walters asked the question that we are all wondering. What the fuck's wrong with her? Was it worth it? Barbara Walter is a hack. All right, this is, uh, her answer to the question, was it worth it? Now, after she got caught. with him again she then had to serve seven years in prison so she spent another seven years in

prison had two daughters with this kid then gets out and by the time she gets out he's now 21 and they actually got married which i mean arguably is the creepiest part of this correct that not only did this kid have a full life ahead of him now he's married to this middle-aged lady with two kids right and every day he comes home from the plant he just puts his hat on the hook, and things about the life he could have had. Could you imagine? He's like, man, when I was 12, you were pretty hot, but now that I'm 22. Just not the same as it used to be. All right, so this is the question.

He needs a little context for life. Yeah, no shit. Mary, was it worth it? I don't look at life that way. I do my best. So if you asked me that question, did you do it? best. I can't say I did my best. I did. Did your best? You got knocked up by a 12-year-old. Do you know how many years you missed out on fucking a child because you were in prison?

You could have been fucking when he was 14, when he was 15, when he was 16. Instead, you got knocked up, you dummy. Teach the kid how to use a fucking rubber, you moron. She did her best, Betty. It's funny. In a way, she's like the opposite of my teacher because the student fed her semen. Yeah, in a way, that's true. So, Dr. Drew, who I think you had a clip up, too, also talked about Mary Kay. And Dr. Drew had this to say about her mental disorder. If you close your eyes and listen to her voice, she sounds like a 12-year-old. So she literally perceives herself as the same age as the sixth grader. And so was bewildered when people considered it a felony when she did what she did with that child.

She would do so again today. Mary Kay missed out. If she had done this these days, she could have just said, I identify as a 12-year-old, and it would have been perfectly legal for two 12-year-olds to have sex together. First off, you don't understand how the law works.

Of course I do. All you have to do is say, I identify as 12. What's the problem? I think we may have hit on something like that really is an issue. A lot of people who get into working with kids are kind of crazy.

Oh, yeah. If you want to be around children all day, you are developmentally, disabled. For sure. Yeah, especially like art teachers. I want a color. So Mary Kay says that the media is at fault for the story coming out the way that it did, that it was distorted by the media. Dr. Drew is not having it. I don't know if enough time will ever pass where it will take away what the media did to our story. because it was so big and they ran with it so fast.

There is a story of us that has a life of its own, but it's not our story. Okay, let me figure out where that story might be. Oh yeah, Vanessa, she slept with a 12 year old. I think that's what the story was that had life of its own, isn't it? Drew fired up. Blasted her. So this is a funny part about this, and this is why she's a creep, is because she wants it both ways.

both ways. She's saying look at this media took this story and ran with it. We're just normal people living our lives. We've been married for many years now, except for when they got married in 2005, guess who was invited to the wedding? Entertainment tonight. We're able to get an exclusive footage of the wedding. This woman loves the media. She loves the attention. She couldn't wait to get it. They had they were selling images to all the tabloids of the wedding. So this woman is certainly a creep. And I'm just going to say, the only person who might be creepier in this story. And this is hard to say, she was married when she had this affair.

That's right. She had a husband. She had a husband and four children. Who might also be creepy if she, like, walked on acting like she was 12. Correct. And this is how I know that he's a creep. She was in prison for child rape in May of 1999. That same year, she divorced her husband.

and she gained custody of the children. So it's very possible if this guy is the biggest creep ever. That's not real. A judge was like, you know what? We know you like to fuck kids, but just hang on to these ones make sure they stay out of trouble.

None of them were 12, yeah, so it was fine. So anyway, that is my deal. Did you do any research into him? No, because my creep is Mary Kayla Turdo. And that's who we need to vote for. You might have a winner if you picked the husband. Let's go to the, let's go to the creep. dot com vote for mary k latrano please because minnie's cheating so i'm not cheating but i am going to

have my closing statement here from a medical doctor okay it's clear that he's a sexual psychopath he absolutely has no fundamental concepts of morality no empathy lack of remorse he's also a sexual sadist he indulges he likes to humiliate if you will torture his victims and more importantly he is not amenable to treatment. Vote for that's just one person's opinion. Vote for Mr. By everyone's got an opinion.

Mr. B, as the kids called him. Everyone's got an opinion. That's just one. By the way, were you asking me earlier how my fantasy baseball team did? We won this week, baby. We're won it all in first place. Faces loaded, my fantasy baseball team

doing very well. I thought you were asking about that. Maybe that was someone else. Was someone else asked me about that? I thought it was you. No. Weren't you text me about that all day yesterday? No.

I didn't, oh, that must have been someone else. Yep. What an asshole! Cool. All right, do we have any voicemails or any notes that came over we need to address? Uh, yeah. I have some people who like to comment on you from last week. Oh, good.

Why the fuck does this voice mail number ring through all the way to the end? Okay. Anyways, Carl, because the, uh, that last episode, yikes. Were you doing the Maddox shit on purpose or, Or were you just completely unaware of the premise of your own show? Anyway, tell me back. Yeah, were you trying to be this Maddox fella everybody's talking about? Yeah, apparently I didn't bring my game last week,

but it was still good enough for 49.8%. So, this is a suggestion for the wheel. Yeah, put on the wheel, someone has to drink their own scene or something. Use one of those recipes from that book. No. Vinny Winnie, call me back. Is that Caput? That's right.

I don't know who that was, but I got Vinny Winnie, so I'm all in. And this one came in from Prep Boy Rick. He also has some comments on your performance last week. Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. This is Prep Boy Rick. I just called and wanted to say a little couple thoughts, you know. Maybe Vinny should lose two points for calling some last minute favors for people to vote on things.

Yes. But if he does, Carl, you should also not win this week for, for reintroducing your entire fucking podcast on another podcast. I love WAPP, but good God, motherfucker. Find a different restaurant worker. Find literally anybody else to make fun of because it wouldn't be a bunch of boring recycled content. Thank you. Fuck you.

Goodbye. My only choices were Vic, the person who does the phone call segment with me at WATP. I got a note for you too, Betty. Somebody called it into the WATP. Well, that person is obviously a fool because they called it. to the wrong show. They call it into the right show because they have this opinion of you. You know, I was thinking, Vinny has to set up stages for the comedy show.

He has to do the comedy club podcast, and he's afraid of getting in trouble with his boss. It doesn't sound like Vinny is a stand-up comedian. It sounds like he's just some fat guy who works for a comedy club. It's making a lot of sense. It does sound a lot like you're just a fat guy who works at a comedy club. I have a fat guy who does work in a comedy club, but I do, I live the dream of many a comedian. I will tell you that. And I've been performing way longer that I've been working at a comedy club.

I do love, though, that whenever we talk about what you have to do, it's like, oh, that was sweeping the floors. I was wiping down tables. So I was, I was seating some people in the show room. Seating people at the show. No, I don't do that show. I got one more voicemail, and I think this person might be confused about which show. they're listening to. Hey, Carly Pooh, I just wanted to let you know

I voted for your creep of the week, Brent Hatley. Call me back. I think you got confused with show you're listening to. Brent Hatley is a fucking creep now. Holy shit. You know who's an idiot? Who's that? Me.

Let me tell you the stupid thing I did this week. Yeah, what you do? I was watching the news and I tweeted that stupid picture because they just had steamy written across like the Southeast of America. Yes. And it made me laugh out loud. And I took a picture of it.

And then I tagged him in. I was like, hey, looks. like Brent Hatley's do you think but I put in Brett Hatley and that guy's a gym teacher and we just tagged him in something that a bunch of WATP people fucking got all had some fun with and I was just like oh that poor guy still not changing it yeah I mean what do you what do you what do you want from Vinny he's just the guy that wipes down the tables at the comedy club he's not gonna do Twitter I'm too busy busing tables to make the phone stop ringing that many times there empty beer bottles on that table Polino get over here well I'm coming

Diplito, I'm coming. Oh, boy. The fun that we have. All right. By the way, you know what? I just thought it would be a great category. So what we do now is we have themes. And every week, Vinny puts out a tweet that you can go vote on to determine what our theme is going to be.

There's a choice of one of three that you can choose. Yeah. Can we do X Howard Stern staffers? Because Brent Hattles. I go Suttery Jod. Yeah, not named Suttery Jock. Oh, not even Saturday, John. That would be a W-H-I-T-P rehash.

I think that's actually going to go on there. I like that one. Yeah, I like that one. I can think of a bunch. Let's put that on as one of the opportunities people can vote on. And that's on our Twitter account, which is at Creep-Off Pot. Lisa G. Oh, Lisa G.

Yeah. The least creepy, but I like it. So that's that. You ready for a scum parade? Let's do it. These are creeps from miles away. They'll be banging their kids and banging siblings, driving up a quiz with children on board.

Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Look out for the scum parade. Making Phenny's day, his day. Let's talk about some creeps, baby. Yeah, let's do it.

A 65-year-old woman will spend the next four to six years in prison in connection to a store robbery and assault on an employee. Now, Carl, we always get very upset when people abuse animals. Yeah, we do. Not a fan of that. We're not a fan of that. In this particular case, this is quite the opposite. Miss Snow and her daughter, Jennifer, stole a cartful of food from Acme Market on East Avenue

in Akron, Ohio. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls two of the dogs attacked the store manager who suffered very serious injuries clark's 11 year old son was also in the vehicle so the grandson's there with the three dogs that apparently are vicious yeah sitting in the car these two fat doughy they both of them look like me i you sent the you saw the picture right well you said acrid ohio so we got it yeah we know so they come out and they stole a full cart full of groceries. Yeah.

The manager's like, hey, you didn't pay for those. And she's like, sick'em, boys. By the way. And those dogs attack the shit out of this fucking guy. This supermarket employee is a fucking idiot. Yeah. He's making $11 an hour and he's running outside to confront thieves. Hey, Detective

Dip shit. Stay in the bakery next time, all right? Hey, Officer Tryhardt. These floors don't mop themselves. You know, you could just go get the license plate and call the police? Right. Yeah, it's not that hard. Hey, Lieutenant Loser. back behind the cash register dummy your job here is done god i gotta tell you a story real fast my brother yeah god bless him he's a dumb dumb yeah my brother's a dumb dumb i believe it yeah he'll never

he doesn't even know how to get on the internet so he'll never hear this okay good this guy at one point in his life was working at a family dollar okay somebody stole some socks he watched them steal some socks he ran out after them and was like hey that costs a dollar or whatever he does And starts chasing these people And they jump in a car And the car backs up Knocks my brother on his ass And the car backed over his leg

And broke it in like three places That costs way more than a dollar Yeah, and you want to know the funny part Well, that's all that whole thing was the funny part It is funny The real funny part that made me laugh the hardest While I was standing over his hospital bed Was they fired him

Family Tiles fired him Yeah It's against policy to do that Well, that does make sense Wow, what a fucking idiot Did you sit there in the hospital and go What did we learn today? No, I just listened to the story

Over and over again It just nodded my head Oh my God So they get the socks or not? What happened? Oh, they got the socks. They got the socks back? Taking your job that seriously

I can't even understand it Fucking socks, Carl Sox Wow Okay So the victim stated as he was being attacked He could hear the woman give the dogs A Command to release

They did not they kept biting him then she did it again and then they retreated back to her so it sounds like it was a trained dog apparently this dog has attacked two other people in her neighborhood including a jogger

and a neighbor who was just trying to get the mail the neighbor was so terrified of snow she did not call the police because she feared retaliation the dogs are now in custody she pled guilty and is going to jail for four to six years the dogs are in custody

is that like yeah we set the dog to the farm upstate dude they're going to shoot those dogs in the head The dogs are definitely dead. They're not in custody. Fung, vicious monsters. I mean, we're all adults here.

We know what happened to the dogs. The dogs are in custody. Could you imagine? Lock those dogs up. Come on. We're going to head over to California now. How does that sound? Let's do it.

Sunny California. Former San Francisco 49er, Dana Stubblefield, was found guilty of rape this past Monday. Really? Do you remember Dana Stubblefield? I do remember Dana Stubblefield. He actually had a couple of good seasons,

I believe, or early 2000, late 90s, something like that? Mid to late 90s. Yeah, the four days were a good team then. And he wore that big, dumb, extra bubble on top of his helmet. That's how I always remember that, dude, because he had the funky, like, helmet to prevent CTE. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did it work? How's he doing these days? Is he mentally all there? Well, his victim wasn't because he, he was in a situation, which occurred in April of 2015. The victim was a 20-year-old mentally handicapped woman who, quote, he lured, he said he wanted to pay her. to come and do babysitting. Yeah.

Which is already. It was like on an app, like a babysitting app. Yeah. He was like, yeah, come on over here. She's like, okay.

And she goes over there. Yeah. When the woman returned to the home, Stubblefield raped her and then paid her $80. Oh, I didn't see that part of the story. Yeah. He's like,

he said he was going to pay her for her time. He forced her to perform oral sex on him. He raped her, paid her $80. Police said the woman immediately reported the crime to Morgan Hill Police and gave the money to the officers. DNA reportedly helped indicate Stubblefield in the crime

Stubblefield was found guilty of rape by force, oral copulation by force and false imprisonment. Now, this is the part. There was nothing else in the article except for this little line. The jury also found that he used a gun in the assault.

Yes. By the way, you do not have to use a gun on a developmentally disabled woman. Just tell her Mountain Dew comes out of your dick. Yeah. She'll be on that thing in a heartbeat. Why does he think he needs to use a gun to fuck a retard?

He's a big man. He played defensive line for the Niners. So Dana Stemblefield, if you're tracking at home, career stats, 53 sacks, two interceptions, and one retarded rape. I have his rookie cards. I'm excited about this. I might have his rookie card, too. He's basically going to jail. When he gets sentenced, he faces 15 years to life.

Yeah. Yeah. he dude what is it ex-n-feller he's using a babysitting app to lure the infirmed i know i'm starting to think that maybe getting hit on your head for 15 seasons in a row is bad for you yeah starting to think that yeah you don't even want to know what steve young's up to he's a mormon oh god is that true yeah i didn't know that you went to brigham young does he uh oh okay well i guess that makes sense yeah yeah yeah we're gonna go to milwaukee wisconsin how does that sounds. Let's do it. Cash bond was set for $100,000 Sunday for a mother charged with first

degree reckless homicide for the shooting death of her two-year-old daughter on a Tuesday. According to a criminal complaint, witnesses heard a gunshot around 7.30 p.m. And witnesses watched Jasmine Daniels 22 run outside with her child who had been shot. Paramedics performed life-saving measures, but the two-year-old girl was pronounced dead and rooted the children's hospital in Wisconsin. Daniels claimed she was in the basement with her three-year-old son and two-year-old daughter and a gun she owned for protection was lying on a table. Her story is she looked away for two minutes, heard a gunshot, then she looked and saw the three-year-old crying and the two-year-old bleeding. According to the complaint, she said,

he didn't mean to do it, blaming her three-year-old son for the shooting. Yeah, that's always good. I mean, why have kids if they can't be a scapegoat? I mean, I have a dog that I blame on farting on all the Same kind of thing. Yeah, same kind of guy. I understand the principle. Yeah. Uh, police say Daniels gave several other counts of what happened. I love it. It said five different stories. I think it started with what gunshot wound? Right. And I was like, uh, it was actually a suicide. She wrote out a suicide note in Cran. Pottie training is too hard. I can't take it anymore. She was really, really down. And, you know, she just wasn't herself. She hasn't been herself for the last year and a half. Yeah. She's two. Days after the shooting. she's stuck to her story her stories

days after shooting she finally broke down in other interviews with the detectives and reportedly admitted I accidentally did it yeah now who hasn't wanted to shoot

a two year old let's be honest if I had had a gun at the time very possible give me a gun in a line of them I don't care right I'm just saying so you don't think

that she's the mother of the year that's what you're saying no no no no what bothers me about this is all the story's changing right yeah stories are changing and then the story turns into

I accidentally shot my two-year-old And they were just like fine Just write it down They were so done with her But you don't want to believe the liar Vinny I don't want to believe the liar

I think she probably shot this two-year-old That's my opinion I don't know But the fact that the cops were just like Finally she admitted it All right just write it down It was an accident We don't give a fucking bar

She's a drug addict Yeah well Right I guess They found drugs and the gun And no more ammo I guess Yeah she said that she was

playing round with it in the basement when the gun went off and the two-year-old was shot it's almost like a scene out of like a joker movie or something there's someone's being an asshole like the three-year-old was being an asshole was like boom you want that to happen to you shut the fuck up yeah could be keeps the three-year-old in line well you're out of like your sister so you're saying that she was trying to use it as a deterrent yeah that'd be badass yeah sorry realize what she did that's a terrible story yep uh i would agree with so's this next one a A 71-year-old Pennsylvania man has been accused of paying his sister for what you ask to find preteens for him to have sex with, according to the report. George Sapa and his sister, Greta, she's probably one of yours.

Upon that arrest this week, were charged with aggravated sexual assault, sexual assault by contract and child endangerment for their alleged abuse. Sapa is accused of paying Greta to force two children under the age of 13 to have sex with him on multiple occasions. Yeah. So this guy watched the Jeffrey Epstein documentary. I was like, that's a really good idea. It's the only person in America who watched that. That was his takeaway. He was just like,

Hey, I should get someone to recruit girls for me. You know what? I don't need an island or anything. Yeah, I'll start small. I'm going to call Greta, my real estate agent sister down in Florida. I have three sisters. I don't talk to them about anything. You know, you don't talk to them about child grooming.

Even if I was single, I wouldn't. say hey set me up with one of your friends right like i wouldn't even have that conversation this guy somehow their family is so fucking crazy that they're like hey listen i know you want to make a couple extra bucks credit and uh i have a little bit extra i'd be glad to help you out but i'm going to need you to make her some teen puss well why is she the right person for the job she's 65 years old she's got to go get preteens she's the only one who'll do you think that she's like hanging out in elementary school and like a kid hey i just transferred here i'm just a fellow student, what do you guys do it in school?

Like Steve Buseb, Chevy, that's who are me? Hey, fellow kids. Hello, fellow kids. Yes. You know, my brother's a real hip guy. After, what do you say after school? We all go out for a bolt. Yeah, I think, I don't think that makes, this story doesn't make any sense. And by the way,

they don't say how old these kids were. Her first couple attempts were really fucked up because she tried to lure the kids with Werther's originals. She's got, uh, what is that rock candy? What is that shit? Ribbon candy. What kid doesn't love ribbid candy? Oh, God.

So they didn't say how old the kids were. They just said they were preteens. Under the age of 13. Right. So I just want to say that having sex when you're 71 years old should be illegal regardless of the age of the other person. 71 year old guys, I don't want to hear about it. Listen, one of these days, you seem to be in relatively all right health.

I feel like you're going to stroke out probably. One of the nicest things you've ever said to me. But when you're like 71, don't you still want to be able to fuck like other 71 year olds maybe? preteens yeah whatever yeah rules don't apply to me you know that's the name of this episode rules do not apply to me so yeah it's unclear how she got these kids or what sums of cash were exchanged they are both under arrest and they are been charged so we will follow this story because i'm really interested to find out what happened well what's crazy is that the preteens

went over to this guy's house and the first thing they said was let's see that dick It's like, wow, horny preteens It's not what they said It's not what they said, Carl So I guess that is this week's edition of the creepoff Don't forget to go to the creepoff.com and vote for Mr. B And follow us on Twitter at creepoff pod Our voicemail number is 585-371-8108

And of course you could always email us anytime you want At the creepoff pod at gmail.com Most importantly vote And keep an eye out for that poll on Twitter this week What do we got on there? We're going to do creepiest X Howard Stern employee Yep. I like that one. And then what else did we have?

I think we had, well, what didn't get picked this week? I was actually surprised with clergy, right? Yeah, clergy. I thought for sure that would be pegged. Maybe people don't want to hear about... I feel like that's too easy. Yeah, I mean they don't want to hear about child rape every single episode. It's possible.

Yeah, and you know what? I was actually really surprised. I'm not the one who brought up child rape this week. It was you. Oh, I know. Shocking. I never talk about that. Go figure.

Yeah. Although, as Adam Carolla always says, if it's a crime that the victim later beats off thinking about no crime was committed have some man grea that's what my guy said as he as he gave it to as he sneered it out of cookie and gave it to a child yeah give away yeah give away all right have some man grea all right that's the creep off this week we'll see it next week

remember it's nice to be important it's way more important to be nice Gia! Gia! I'm gonna learn to learn. I want to learn. All your lips can teach me. One kiss will do at the stars. I'm sure with a little homework.

I'll graduate to your heart. To your heart. I want a teacher's pet. I want to be a teacher's pet.