The Creep Off - #24 I, Karla

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

This week Vinnie & Karl undertake the challenge of finding the worlds creepiest athlete. In the Scum Parade we meet a 4 year old that got out too much, a 3 week old who got out too little & England’s creepy version of Larry David. The table has been set for a huge showdown next week, so don’t forget to vote!

Hey, Carl. Vinnie, is noon too early for you, you fat fuck? Why are we doing one o'clock? You know, I'm not the one on trial here. You are. You're the one who changed their timing. Can we get a consistent time? I actually had a flat tire. You got a flat tire.

I did. I could prove it. Why did that push us back an hour? Well, because I wasn't ready yet, and I knew, like, when it happened, it put me behind an hour. So I'm like, okay. All right. So that's really the truth is that you just weren't doing your homework. You know, dude, I like to keep it fresh leading right into this thing. So I guess five, four, three, two, one. It's creep off.

It's the creep off. Ola Welcome to Another fantastic edition of The Creepoff Oh, you had like a little fading effect there Did you like it? I did like that.

Every week you're getting just a little bit better. Yeah, you're still here, though. So listen, I need to talk to you before we get Shouldn't you introduce us or something? My name is Vinnie Paulino. What are we come town? We don't have to introduce ourselves anymore. Dad is my host.

Hot cuckaca Carla. What is happening, Vinny? Well, this is the creep-off. It is the only show. That's content. Makes its host seem fuckable. That's us, baby. I love it.

So, uh, I gotta talk to you. Yeah, I'm really kind of worked up out of the gate. Good. Motherfucker. Why are you ashamed of what we've built? What do that? Oh, what did I do? I think you know what you didn't do.

I didn't promote us. I didn't promote us when I was on Anthony Coomya last week. Yeah, you didn't. Well, it didn't really come up in conversation. It wasn't like, so are you hosting any other podcast you should tell us about? Well, you could send your stuff in advance. What they say, hey, what stuff do you want for us to tweet? Go, oh, yeah, check out my other show, the creep off.

Oh, yeah, check out WATV. You could have just thrown it in there with your pre-interview stuff, and then they would have known. In my defense. You need to tell me the guy who prepares a show with different guests every week. You didn't know to submit early all the information of the projects you're involved with. In my defense, I didn't submit anything to plug because Anthony Coomya, his girlfriend, and Eric Nagel are all regular listeners to who are these podcasts and know everything that we're doing and knew exactly how to promote the show. So I didn't send them anything to talk about. Vinnie, you're throwing a temper tantrum and I don't think that's appropriate for the creep-off.

I just want to know why. I just want to know why you're ashamed of me. Vinty was like, could you please promote creep-off? Like, oh, yeah, I'll definitely be doing that. that's exactly what I want to do is be like WATP we're going to talk about Opie we got Will Noonan on this week oh and we I have a true cry podcast

it's on potomatic we're like number one on potomatic like could you imagine that segue it would be like all right get the fuck out of here what are you doing so yes I'm ashamed is that what you want to hear yes I feel better now fucking good so

so motherfucker I promote this show on WATP I promote WATP on Anthony show and then I wrote this show in WATP. See, it all trickles down. It's like trickle down economics. You get a beautiful piece of it. I thought the P-Pod was about trickling down.

All right. So we had a, we have a precarious point situation from last week. Oh, yeah. It was really close last time I checked. I don't know where we're at. It is game point. So I won this week. You're spinning that wheel that's behind you right there.

Yeah. I'm excited. What do we got? What do we got going on? All right, Carl. The final score. Let me hit refresh. Yeah.

Oh, shit. That close. Oh, boy. Be elite! Oh, no. Be, B, elite! Dude! I love you.

Yeah, that's right, Carl. So, the final vote is 229 for Vinnie and Cabby versus 224 for Carl and George DeK. I love you all. 50.55% of the vote. God, you barely squeaked through. I love. I love all my Vinnie made. X out there, brother. You barely squeaked

through there. Damn it. So we're tied four to four now. We've got to go another week. Buddy, let me tell you something to two. I'm ready to go this week. Oh, I don't like your confidence. I don't like your swagger. I don't like that we started an hour late so that you can be prepared. This is more Vinnie

cheating. No, he's not. He's texting me this morning. He needed another hour in order to get all of his family to vote for him and also get prepared. He's probably going to do three hours at whatever athlete he chose. I took a picture of my flat tire just to prove it. Oh, God.

That's a man changing it for me. All right, now I believe you. Yes, just something that you would do. I was, like, calling my mother's neighbors. Oh, of course you were. Mrs. Nettleskitch. I don't, it's the creepoff.com, that creepoff.com. This is bullshit.

Everyone who's listening to this, vote for me thrice next time, because Vinny is cheating. You can only vote one per person. And I voted for myself, Carl, this week. Of course you did. VPNs. I don't know what that is. You're not going to look it up, are you? I refuse.

I don't want to know what it is because I know I'll just start coughing up blood all over the place. So, Carl, that means that this week's game is for all of the goddamn potatoes. This is the first time this has happened. We've had a four to four tie. No, I think it's the second. I think the first. Shut on my point. Yeah, well, you don't point.

I guess I was wrong. All right, fair enough. This week, we have decided to go with creepiest athlete. Well, we didn't decide that. You, the listeners, decided that. We put a voting out on our Twitter every week. And yeah, pro athletes. We couldn't get baseball players.

We tried baseball players twice. I would care about that. And then they were just like all athletes. And then athletes, people were like, yeah, of course, athletes. So I assume they want NFLers is the only people we want me should be talking about. Okay. So I won. I got to go first.

My creep this week. You may know him if you are a fan of the Cleveland Browns, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the New York Jets, the Seattle Seahawks, or the New England Patriots. He is a tight end, Carl. His name, Kellyn Winslow Jr. I'm familiar with this player. You know Colin Winslow Jr.? Of course. Okay. Well, let me tell you a little bit about him. He was actually a big shot coming out of college. He was supposed to be big time. He's probably drafted in the first round, I would imagine. We're going to cover that in just a second. All right. I won't get ahead of you. He had a very interesting upbringing because his father was

an NFL Hall of Famer who was also a tight end for the San Diego Chargers. Calvin Winslow Sr. Correct. Correct. Look at my trivia knowledge. Look at you go. all right i'm gonna shut up now go ahead okay his relationship with his wife with his mother kellen winslow's with his with uh kellen winslow junior's mom was not good because he knocked up another woman at the exact same time she was pregnant with uh we'll call him kw junior okay moore right so he like moved out like they had a really contentious thing at one point in his childhood while he was still living with his mom before kellen winslow took custody of him uh he sent like the the uh people to come recall all the furniture out of the

house. Like it was a bad relationship between the two of them. Okay. So he grew up in kind of a fucked up situation. You're already making excuses for this guy. I don't like it. He was described as a kid with the dark side. He had a major temper. Back in high school, he broke a fellow student's jaw and left him with a brain injury.

They didn't say what it was, a concussion or something more permanent. But the students family sued them for $3 million and KW. Senior settled it out of court. Junior excelled on the field, won a national championship with the Miami University in 2001. He also won the John Mackey Award for best tight end in college football in 2003. Now, in 2003, he did an illegal chop block on two Tennessee

defenders. One of them got hurt. You know what our boy Callan did? What did he do? When stood over and it started flexing and screaming at the other injured player who was from the Tennessee volunteers. Can I just point out this isn't the worst tight end who's ever played for the Patriots? I'm surprised you didn't go with one who's a little bit. You know, Aaron Her dad does it shit worse than that. But all right, keep going. Well, oh, yeah, sure, for now. All right.

This resulted in penalties cost his team the game. Then he went into this insane rant in the locker room right after. It's war. They don't give a freaking new. You know what about you? They will kill you. They're out there to kill you. So I'm going to kill them.

You write that in the paper. You write that. You make money off that. My favorite thing about this is he gets so hyped up without swearing. That was impressive. I'm pissed. All y'all take this down, I'm pissed, man. We don't care about nobody except as you.

We don't. If I didn't hurt him, he'd hurt me. They're gunning from my legs. I'm gonna come right back at him. He did swear at the end. He goes, I'm an effing soldier. It's funny. He was in a murderous rage and he's like, this freaking jerk, he's trying to hurt me.

He could just kiss off to him. the hell, to heck. So after this incident, the team was pissed at him. He was about to get suspended. So they made him apologize to the team. They had a whole big ceremony in the locker room. Officials from the school were there. Other students, members of the team, all the coaches, everybody involved with the football

and sports program. You got to move this along, buddy. An illegal chop block is that's why this is the biggest creep? Come on, man. Oh, buddy, we're getting there. I'm just giving you a little background. You can do better than that, my friend. He was told to apologize.

He walked up to the. podium and said fuck you i ain't doing it and then went and sat back down all right i like so far i like this guy you're not you're not winning me over yet well he was in college he uh apparently also he ended pleading guilty to raping a woman at a san diego house party at 2003 as well she was 17 years old and uh he was 19 home from college for the summer so that's pretty much his uh college football career he put guilty to that yes he did and he still was drafted by the nfl yeah but he didn't plead guilty till much later we'll get there so in 2004 he's picked number six to cleveland seven picks higher than his dad was picked to the chargers

cleveland is unbelievable aren't they yeah the worst track record of first round draft bag and let me tell you something he had the shittiest agent in the NFL too the guy who was representing him got suspended like an agent got suspended because he admitted in court to not reading levar errington's renegotiation contract with the redskins he's like yeah i didn't read it i just said the job, like, yeah, you can't practice with our league. That was his agent. He missed his rookie season after the second game he blew out his knee. The next year, he blew out his knee again, this time in a motorcycle accident.

But he came back, made the Pro Bowl in 2006. He also got married. Now, during this time, there was some interesting things happening in the locker room with Callan. And Sports Illustrator's Robert Clemco reported in a long-form story that former Browns, tight-end, Colin Winslow reportedly watched pornography during team meetings. according to Clemco, former teammates and team officials recall Winslow as being

a, quote, compulsive masturbator and pornography enthusiast. That's really funny. So they're in team meetings. They're probably watching film. They're like, this is the formation that they're going to go with on a third down and long, and Kellynne Winslow's just beating off in the corner.

I like this guy. He was also caught masturbating in the locker room after hours. He openly watched pornography and masturbated when no regard to who was in the room. Former Browns head coach Romeo Cornell and Terry Rabinsky, the general manager, made efforts to mentor him, but their advice had no impact, and they traded him to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Can I point something out real quick?

I think this is important to note. Yeah. This is before smartphones, right? We're talking about 2006? Yeah, about 2006. The iPhone came out in 2008, 2007. He had a portable DVD player. Oh, that's what I was going to say.

He had a portable DVD player. Watching porno now in a meeting is very easy to do. I never could pull out their phone and watch porn. He probably had to put some effort to do it. He had premeditate. Like, I'm going to want to watch the board. The batteries on those things didn't last. I bet you had it plugged into the wall.

In the back, he said the back. He said the meeting going to be, coach, an hour and a half. I better bring a lot of porn to this meeting. Or he brought a laptop. They said he had a portable DVD player, though, specifically. That's hilarious. So they trade him to the Buccaneers after he had led the Browns to a 10 and six season where they didn't make the playoffs. He got re-signed by the bucks.

You ready for this? Yep. The highest, richest paying contract to a tight end ever at the time. Six years, 36 million, $26 million. $20 million guaranteed. The compulsive masturbator who left one of his classmates with a fucking brain injury got $20 million. Also, because I'm an actual football fan, the most egregious act is driving a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure it's in every contract that you can't do shit like that.

100%. Because if you get hurt, you can't get hurt in the off season. That's a terrible thing to do, you fucking asshole. It'd be one thing if you were working out or training, but you're just joyriding and you hurt yourself. They're paying $36 million. Apparently he wore out his welcome in Tampa after a few seasons. They sent him to Seattle for a seventh round pick. Oh, boy.

Yeah. He got cut from Seattle. He got claimed by New England, played one game, demanded to be released. He then signed with the Jets and had a season in 2013 where everyone thought he had like a career resurgence. But it turned out he was on PEDs. So he's out of the league in 2013. Well, that same year, Kellan got himself in a little bit of trouble, Carl. You're so excited about this.

I feel like there's way too much buildup, but go ahead. Let's keep this moving. Well, in the same year that his second child was born, a police report claimed that a woman said she saw Winslow in his car at a Target parking lot. And she thought that Winslow was masturbated openly in the parking lot while yelling things and harassing women. Is that illegal? I don't even know. It is very illegal. Oh, it is?

Oh, shit. So when the police arrived, they found Winslow slunched in the Tennessee and moving around. When they came up to the car, they discovered two open containers of Vasilead. Oh, he's not a dry jerker? He's not a, he can't do the dry jerk, apparently. I got to say, if you're going to masturbate during team meetings and in the locker room, you've got to train yourself to be a dry jerker. But being a dry jerker allows you to jerk off in a lot more places than if you need the Vaseline. It makes it a lot more difficult.

He also had two bags of what turned out to be a synthetic marijuana. called Mr. Happy Funky Monkey. We're also in the car. He can't buy real marijuana. He bought like the fake fruity pebble bullshit stuff. He doesn't have connections? He had to go to a headshot by the nonsense shit. When the police were like, what are you doing here, sir?

He was like, I got lost. I was looking for Boston Market. This is what he told the police. So 2016. He was trying to get signed by Boston Market. 2016, he tried to get back into the league to no avail. But this leads us up to 2018. We have video of Winslow in court as he stood shackled as the prosecutor detailed the charges against him.

This includes two forcible rapes within his vehicle, a Hummer. There was also a charge of indecis and exposure and then a fourth and fifth residential burglary with intent to commit rape. These cases all involved, as you said, older women ages 54 up to 86. yeah what women ages 54 up to 86 we Carl the fuck is going on there

Carl he had a thing for old ladies apparently God damn it now that's off putting yeah so that's where he ended up this is where he ended up in 2018 in court

now there's a lot here one woman was a 54 year old hitchhiker I feel like you're good, but okay, keep going. One woman was a 50-year-old, 54-year-old hitchhiker. He picked her up in his Hummer and drove 4,000 feet before getting out and raping her and leaving her on the side of the road. He did the same thing to a 58-year-old homeless woman. Can I? He offered a ride to a 54-year-old hitchhiker?

Yeah. What is she doing? Probably hookers, man. They're probably like old-ass hookers. You can't be a hooker in your mid-50s. Now, let me tell you how, listen, if you heard. hear the victim's voice here. You know how it turned down he got. This is an actual clip from the court. No sweeteners. This is a clip from the

58-year-old homeless woman who was raped by Kellynne Winslow Jr. She told then of a violent rape. And it hurt. I was going ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. That's not funny. That's not funny, George. So inappropriate. Those were two actual rapes. Very similar in style. Blackhammer involved, pulling over finding these old indigent women raping them and then leaving them and threatening to kill them if they talked there's two more situations here because he was accused

of going after four women the next one was a lewd act he was driving his bike he was a big into cycling and he saw a 70 year old one year old woman in her garden he snuck up behind her got off his bike and whipped out his dick at her she ran into the house

before he apparently could get to her and called the police and before the police got there he got away on his bike what the fuck is wrong with you guys he also walked into the house actually not even the house the trailer of an 86 year old woman and a neighbor saw him do it didn't recognize him and walked up to see if everything was okay and he booked it ran out they took a picture of his black hummer did they also give an autograph while they were there no Kevin winslow junior so he was convicted in 2019 of rape a lewd acted public conduct and indecent exposure he was also acquitted

on another Lute Act in public charge, and the judge sent the jury back to consider verdicts on all the other charges. The following day, a mistrial was declared on eight of those charges. He ended up taking a plea deal on those other eight charges pled guilty, and that plea deal gave him between 12 and 18 years in prison rather than life. As part of the agreement, he will automatically be on a lifetime parole immediately upon release. He waived his right to ever appeal any conviction or verdict in either trial. His sentencing was scheduled on March 18th of 2020, but has been postponed due to coronavirus. So we don't know what's going to happen yet.

But this guy was a compulsive masturbator, injured a fellow student, left him with brain damage, and then started attacking grandmothers all over Southern California. Vinnie, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. All right. But this is how I would have presented that exact same case. Kevin Winslow Jr., fucked an 86-year-old woman.

Case closed. Carl, what do you got? That's how you should have done that. No, he unsuccessfully did. he tried to. Whatever. Yeah, so, Ken Winslow, Jr. I don't think you're picking up when I'm putting down, but okay.

My creep this week. All right. Oh, I got what you were putting down. Very compelling argument, Vinny. It's Game Boy and you brought it, buddy. I certainly did. Yes, sir. Unfortunately, I also brought it.

And this is going to be tough to compete with because my creep this week is an Olympic athlete. Very well known. It's one Miss Caitlin Jenner. Now, guess what Caitlin Jenner did? She killed a lady. She competed against men in the Olympics. That's crazy. I'm just kidding.

It's not Caitlin Jenner. My creep this week is actually Tanya Harding. Now, really? Do you know who Tanya Harding is? Of course, I saw the movie. Figures. Oh, you've seen that. I have not seen that.

But she's a figure skater. And in 1994, she was up against this woman, Nancy Kerrigan. and Nancy Kerrigan was this petite, pretty impressive figure skater that everyone expected to get the gold. And Nancy Kerrigan was not having it. And actually, her husband and bodyguard decided to take a baton to Nancy Kerrigan's leg after one of her practices. And just brutally smashed her leg, tried to break her leg. tried to break her leg about a few weeks before, well, the Olympics happened. If I recall, because you did so much research this week, the husband and the bodyguard didn't do it.

They paid two other guys to go there and do it. But the two other guys were complete idiots and they're the ones who got them caught. We'll get there, buddy. We'll get there. Will we? So what happened was, and this is not why I think she's a creep, but it did bring us this audio of Nancy Kerrigan. They had the cameras on her immediately after she was attacked by these people. And we'll never forget this audio right here.

What's funny about this? Why? Why would you do this? Why? She's fucking crying. Why don't you tell us how what's funny about that car? She's laying out of the floor. What's funny is that this is 1994. Now, Radiohead was not that big of a band at the time. But they did comment on this incident. And this is what they had to say. Jeez, what a little cry baby. You're gonna cry all day, cry baby. You know, everyone has has problems. It doesn't mean you have to be a little cry baby about it. Come on, guys. Let's go. This kid is totally not cool.

Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met. Little cry, baby. All right. So, the husband, Jeff Galooly, did plead guilty. And there he was involved. And as you mentioned, there were other people involved as well. But he did make an accusation that Tanya Harding had something to do with this. And just three weeks after the attack, Her ex-husband, Jeff Galooly, pleads guilty, but accuses Tanya of being the mastermind. And I think that you'll be interested to hear.

I have actual audio from his confession when he pled guilty. This is the actual audio from that. I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with the wiffle ball back. I love you trying to get facts in the way of my fucking argument right now. Get your fucking facts out of here, you asshole. So, Tanya Harding has, to this day, maintained that she knew nothing about this and had nothing to do with it.

However, there's not a lot of people believing that. Despite the clear trail of evidence linking the crime to Harding, she has never admitted to taking part in the conspiracy, even decades later. So there's clear evidence that she was the mastermind behind this attack on Nancy Kerrigan. By the way, Nancy Kerrigan recovered one silver, and Tanya Harding had a disastrous run and took like eighth place. in the 94 Olympics and then after that happened she eventually pleaded guilty to hindering the prosecution after the fact and was banned from figure skating altogether now that's just the beginning of our story vettie as you might have guessed that's the part we all know about that was the introduction to this american darling correct okay let's talk about what happened after

that in 2000 she was arrested for throwing a hubcap at her second husband and repeatedly punching him in the face. Sure. These people were married for three months. Her attorney claimed it was a bad reaction to alcohol and Zoloft, and she spent three days in jail. She beat the shit out of her husband. Yeah.

A little domestic violence going on. In 2002. What was he competing against her at a skating contest? Possibly. Okay. She had to take him out. She didn't want to like practice her triple axles anymore. She just had to take out the competition.

In 2002, she was convicted of a DUI. after driving her 1977 Dodge Pickup into a ditch. In 2002, she was driving a 1977 Dodge pickup. She was 31 at the time. There's a 23-year-old male with her. She blew a 0.16% twice the legal limit in Washington. So she's got some problems with alcohol and zooft. Now, how many seniors did she forcibly?

Earlier in 2002, speaking of, seniors earlier in 2002, she had a celebrity boxing match against one Paula Jones. This was known- I watched that. I remember this now. This was known as TNT, which was Tanya's moniker, versus the Arkansas Pounder, which is which is amazing. So, Jones, Paula Jones, the Arkansas Pounder. Now, if you don't know if Paula Jones is, she accused Bill Clinton of rape, raping her.

Of raping her, right. And she's known as the Arkansas Pounder in the Celebrity Boxing match. Joan was actually a replacement for Amy Fisher, who backed out at the last minute. And if you don't know Amy Fisher, I can't help you. I thought my money at all this. I put my money at Amy. So Jones was actually running away scared. And at a certain point, I'm getting horace from this, argument it's so good.

And at a certain point, it was hiding behind the referee. And so she just didn't come out of her corner. I'm sorry, I got to get a swig real quick. Didn't get out of her corner. and so Tanya won by a TKO. What's happening right now, ladies and gentlemen, is Carl is getting himself a little sip of a drink because he has just been so overwhelmed

by how good my argument it is and how his is such horseshit. Tanya Harding went on to have an entire professional boxing career. She went three and three. Sure. Between 2002. How do you think Callan Winslow Jr. is going to do in the jail league? Can I tell you the worst thing that Tanya Harding did?

after she was kicked out of the Olympics by the Olympic Committee and told that she can never compete in figure skating again. This is going back to 1994. Her and her husband, Gululi, sold a sex tape of themselves to Penthouse. This is a super wasted Tanya Harding. Having sex with her husband, this sucks tape has been leaked i mean normally you'd want to see a figure skater fucking correct not in

this case minnie i sent you an email i asked you not to open it i want you to open it right now for our viewers i want you to see what tanya harding's tits look like this is a young olympic athlete and look at what this has got granny tinnies this is a young athlete she's got like 80 Callan Winslow Jr. would go for those. He would be turned on by that. Hold on. I'm going to put that in there so people could see. I think she inspired the shiting. If you're watching live. What was that movie made?

If you're watching live, you're going to get joined this. You got to put it up there for the people watching live. I wasn't allowed to open it until just now. Yeah, sorry about that. I'm springing this on you. But this is my Trump card right here. This is. I don't know if I'm allowed to show this on YouTube. Oh, God, you shouldn't show that anywhere.

It is atrocious. That's what. Uh, We're done. We're done. Yeah, baby. That's for the win. So Tanya Harding is my creep this week because of that sex tape.

Are you sure that isn't a picture of Vic? Well, it could be. Tanya Harding is the, the creep, the athletic creep. However, I do want to throw it out there to an audible mention that I did consider. Hello, Twitter world. This is me, yours truly. Yours truly. I have a big Buffalo Bills fan, as you know, and it was hard for me to resist the juice, not doing the juice, but... There was a couple people that I almost picked, and then Colin Winslow. Let me tell you something. That man is not only an athlete on the field. He is a competitor at this contest. He was built for this contest.

So we could do athletes again because there is no shortage. Did I, another thing that I found out, I was looking at Jose Canseco. Did you know that Jose Canseco was involved in celebrity boxing? He sent his tweet. brother to the match. Really? I didn't know he had a twin brother. He didn't want to do it, so he said a twin brother to the celebrity boxing match. Like, that's amazing.

This guy's amazing. I have a friend who just trolls Jose Konseco all the time. Oh, I love that. Do you know that he hit, he ran over his, like, ex-wife with a Ferrari or something? Jose Konseco's story is unbelievable. Yeah.

Should we start reading the wiki page and I like a regular true crime show and do? You know, you know what? We might just end up inducting him. I mean, our creep off holiday. of fame already has Lenny Dykstra but uh there might be some room for Jose

Konseko in there I agree all right well uh I guess that was this week's contest if you want to call it a contest you'll all be voting for Kellynne Winslow Jr. and your palvinnie because there's nothing creepier than a compulsive masturbator who rapes old ladies so let's remind people because you know I was on Anthony Coomia show this week we probably have some new listeners because of that oh fuck let's remind people you need to go to the creepoff.com that's correct and vote for her you think think brought the better argument did a better job brought the creep this week oh those tits oh dude mine are better i'd much rather jerk off to your tits and on your tits i'm closing that

without it's so it's fucking ridiculous all right so uh if we got any uh voicemails or emails or anything that we can talk about this week we have a couple of voicemails by the way if you want to leave us a voicemail the numbers 585 371 80808 now last week we had somebody call in in Spanish and we didn't know what it meant so uh this is someone calling in to translate oh good what's up viny what's up karl i speak spanish so i heard to creep off last week and i can translate good he's pretty much motherfucking both of you guys and uh you know he's probably drunk as shit as you need to be to listen but anyway he's going to say you to fuck off and a whole bunch of shit so keep up the good work guys you guys are fucking hilarious

Oh, thank you. Thanks, buddy. Now, our friend, our Spanish-speaking friend, called that good. Okay. Okay, someone, I really need to know what this was. I got my name and I got Ford Torres. Yeah, I heard Ford Torres in there somewhere. Yeah, that I don't like it.

I'm guessing you're the size of a Fort Doris, or maybe the weight, or maybe the physicality or the attractiveness. There's a lot of things that it could have been. It was a very popular selling model, Carl. I'm looking forward to figuring out what this was. All right, I should also remind you all before I play this one that all of our caller's remarks are their own opinions and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the creep off. Correct. Here's imbecile, Wilhelm. imbecile here i would like to congratulate viny on his return to brace with his act of resisting

cheatery cheaters never prosper viny unless they do it in the name of black lives matter oh jesus christ also caro yeah what's George the Kay is a national treasure and is one of the few people on earth who can molest, rape, murder, whomever they like. Oh, my. Tabby is much more disgusting. Oregon. Oregon. Oregon.

I'll be back. I do love him to Salwell. Even if he's against me this way. Okay. So, listen, I'm looking at the live YouTube thing, and there are everybody. everybody's concerned we're probably going to end up getting bounced because we showed tanya harding's pepperoni but i'll tell you what to those of you fuck you guys who said that i didn't refresh that fucky page i absolutely did fuck you i did they're all saying i didn't refresh it what you're talking

about they're saying that i cheated again oh why is it do i'm in the lead right now in the voting well hold on i'll pull back to it are we going to spit the wheel okay freaking up what do we got right now it says i have 240 and you have 234 and i'm hitting refresh right in front of you. You see me hit refresh. Yep. 2.35, 240. Can we agree? Yeah, yeah.

God damn. I got to put these controversies to rush because I'm so sick. Everyone knows what a cheater you are, though. I do like that. Carl. It's good. It's a good thing. I don't even know what a VPN is. Minnie. You know what I forgot to do last week of VPA.

Minnie Paulino Network. Yes. You nailed it. Got it. You know what I forgot to do last week and I felt really bad about it afterwards? What's that? I didn't give you an update on my fantasy baseball team. Oh, kill yourself. And I'm pissed because I won and I won again this week.

I'm three at all. I'm in first place in my division, my fantasy baseball team. I know people are concerned about this. I promise I will not let you down next time. And we can talk about stats if you want. I don't want to get into it. I know that we're kind of going along here. So three at all.

I'd rather hear your thoughts on the last Jedi. My fantasy baseball team. My fantasy baseball team. faces loaded, 3 and 0 in my league. Vinnie, as you know, this past week, I've talked to some pretty big names

in radio and comedy. I had Will Noonan on WATP this past weekend. I was on the Anthony Coomia show. And I got a little surprise for you. I got a little present. You know, I've been doing IDs on

WATP. Yeah. I've been doing celebrity IDs. I got one for the creep off. You're ready, buddy? Finally. Yep, I know. Get excited. Here we go. Hello. This is Vic, and you're listening to The Creep off. Fuck you, Vinny. Thanks, Vic. What a great ID that was.

The worst ID I've ever heard. Hello. Ew, she's gross. Hello. All right, Vinny. What else we got? You want one more voicemail? Yeah, let's do it. This is someone who agreed with me. You know, I agree with Vinny. I just think it's disgusting that

an army member would fuck another army member's wife because they're they're heroes I love that army dick oh I love that army dick Jesus that was very strange I don't know what just happened I don't know either but that one I thought was worth of play I guess they were commenting that crazy cabby I love it so all right you ready for the scum parade Carl let's do this hit that music The scum parade These are my peeps The scum parade

There's nothing for creeps The scum parade I'm called on the show Oh Oh boy, oh boy It's time for another one of our fantastic Scum parades

There is some scum and villainy this week Most of our skum parade participants This week could be headliners On normal weeks If we didn't have a theme They might be Hall of Famers. A couple of them, yeah. It's fucking crazy.

All right, we'll start off with the most basic. All right, let's do it. Eric Sickler, an Englewood father, was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly left his four-year-old son home alone for several hours. Well, he attended DUI school. I'm glad he went to class. That's important. You know, it is important.

Educating yourself is very important. The boy was found sitting by himself in front of a local business Saturday morning. The person who found the child said he began to cry and try and try and tried running away, but she was able to calm him down and call 911. The child said he woke up and found his father was gone. He decided to go for a walk. He gave the deputies a description of their house and their vehicle and said his dad was, quote, away at school. What a cheery little kid.

Yeah. My dad's away at school. When Sickler returned from the DUI school, he told deputies he had searched everywhere for the boy. Sickler was arrested for child neglect without great bodily harm for failing to provide care, supervision, and necessities to maintain a safe and health. healthy environment. Now, everyone knows. You can leave a four-year-old alone for hours. It's fine. As long as they're tied up. As long as you give them an iPad. Oh, that's my guess is this kid woke up, didn't see an iPad in the house, walked to the Apple store, and sat patiently waiting for it to open. Because every four-year-old is fine as long as there's an iPad in their hands.

I've learned that from all my friends who have kids. Correct. Yeah. All you need is an iPad, aka the babysitter. Well, thanks Steve Jobs. You know, here's the thing about iPad. They only work on kids, I would say, under, like, seven. Yeah. Like, once they get older than that. That's what I mean. After their seven, they start setting fires to the neighborhood. iPads don't work.

Right. They only tame them down for like 20 minutes. Yeah. But four-year-olds, the iPad will work for days. You'll get away with it for days. Four-year-olds are just on those Q-Non loops, just like the government's fucking after me. They get into the rabbit hole. Oh, yeah.

It's great. I talked to my nephew. He's telling me all about QAnon. I'm like, listen, I know there's a child sex ring. Can we not talk about it at Thanksgiving? Can we just, can we just not talk about it right now? You know how many of my friends at school are missing Uncle Carl? Your mother's getting upset, all right?

Could you please just cool it off? Well, you know who iPads are bad for? Who's that? 14-year-olds. Okay. A 14-year-old runaway told cops she got sold for sex at hotels across the street from the Miami International Airport up to five times a day. Yes. Yeah.

All because she met a gentleman on the internet. The girl said she turned all proceeds of that. and future encounters over to her pimp, a gentleman who turned out to be 17-year-old Miami resident, Javier Quintero. Yes. Now, he was the first person to statutorily raped this youngster. He called himself Slime. That was his nickname.

The girl had been found Tuesday at a place called, you ready for this? This is what I love. How could you not name your hotel this? You want to find the name of a seedy fucking hotel, the runaway inn. It's actually the runway end. It's actually the airport. I like the runaway inn.

I had to know you there. It's the first place the cops look. By the way, I didn't run away when I was younger, but if I didn't know that there was a runaway in, like, oh, there's a place to go? All right. Well, maybe I will run away. The runaway in.

The arrest form says a relative told Miami Springs police a 17-year-old named Javi, who used an Instagram account, Huncho Yavi, advertise the girl as a prostitute on social media. When police talked to the girl, she said she'd run away from her home early after a family argument in July. Through a friend, she met Javier.

After having sex with her, he told her she can make $250 an hour doing the same thing with other men. Right, just bucks. Yeah, man. I mean, who doesn't want an after-school job? Right. Aviar also told her to get the payment up front. Bring it to him immediately to ensure she wouldn't get robbed and always make men wear a condom. Over the next three weeks, she said, Javier pimped her out while giving her marijuana, cocaine, Molly, Percocet, and Dextro Metamorphane, also known as DXM.

Triple C or poor man's PCP. Once Haviar was taken into custody, the arrest form says he claimed he thought the girl was 17. By the way, so she said she left home because of an argument. I'm guessing that argument was how much sex, cocaine, and Molly she was allowed to do. None. This is outrageous. My homework is done. Yeah.

What else I'm supposed to do? The chores are done. The garbage is put out. I loaded the dishwasher. God damn. I want my poor man PCP. No, here's the thing I love about the defense. He thought the girl was 17, because that makes it legal to pimp them out, your stupid asshole.

Well, interestingly, this sex trafficking of a minor is life in prison. Oh, yeah. Which this hobby kid, the picture of him in this article, he looks like a problem. Yeah, slime. I'm pretty sure he should go away for a life. That's fine. Well, he did the one thing we tell criminals not to do. Confess?

He consented to do a search of his iPhone. That's really stupid. Yeah, he's 17-year-old idiot. Cops said he saw the aforementioned Instagram account. They also saw a video of Javier touching the girl's breasts, among other sexual pictures and videos of the girl. He also kept a screenshot of his first conversation with the girl. He offered her the very first time they met sex for $100 and five percocet. So is that the going right in Florida?

Apparently. Interesting. Hey, so he was using Instagram to advertise this. underage prostitute. And apparently that's not the best platform to use because he was caught. So my question is, what is the best platform to use if you are selling an underage prostitute or if maybe you're a buyer? What's the best plan?

Like, where should you look for that? Asking for a friend. Honestly, best thing to do, CD bars. Don't go online. Just go do it the old-fashioned way. CDB. CDBs. That should be a website.

All the shit you could buy in CD bars, go to cdbbs.com. We've got eight balls. I mean, if I was looking to purchase, I'm obviously Instagram's not the place to go. Sure. Where does QAnon say to go? Let me ask my nephew. This story, if we were not, you know, doing the topics and we were not having like the actual people vote on the theme, this next guy would have been my creep this week.

Okay. A housing council worker in the UK faked cancer. stop his girlfriend from leaving him, even walking with the cane and taking vitamin pills as quote, daily medication. Kevin Beavis, 38 years old, lied about being terminally ill to convince Karen Gregory, 50 years old, to stay with him. He's a father of three, and his deceit came to an end when his partner contacted police after his abuse became violent. Gregory, the female, had denied his repeated request to have sex with other men and was about to end the relationship when Beavis told her of his cancer.

The court heard that she felt so sorry for him. She eventually went, quote, swinging to please him. Yeah, he's a cock. It wasn't swinging. He wanted to watch other guys bang his girlfriend. She wasn't into it because that's disgusting. And then he was able to convince her by saying, well, but I'm going to die in a couple of years.

He was taking 20 pills per day as part of his, you know, treatment. Yeah. He would also go outside when she wasn't home and pretend. tend to collapse in front of the neighbors. Oh, that was an elaborate ruse. Yeah. He would say he didn't want me seeing him like that. I would pick him up and he would come out with bandages and tell me about all the nurses there.

She would pick him up at the hospital. He would have the medication, a box of pills throughout the day. I found out they were just vitamins and supplements. She said the paramed on Facebook in 2016, but three months in the relationship, Gregory attempted to break up with Beavis due to his, quote, sexual urges. This woman, by the way, is very easily manipulated because she, she's like well I'm not into this swinging thing and I don't want to have you watch me get railed by other guys I have cancer all right I'll do it let's do it with that she she ended up having relations with three different guys in front of this dude

because she was convinced by him and this gets a I mean he's a cock he's a little weasel absolutely he'd be so easy to just be like fuck off he looked a little like you uh the court heard that bevis even lied to his parents about having the deadly disease in order to keep up the charade Gregory said, I was standing next to him as he broke the news to his mom and dad. He told his mom and dad, too. He couldn't just lie to her. She said, if he can lie like that to his parents, you've got to believe it. Having escalated his lives, Beavis also said he had mouth cancer and later a brain tumor and that he had two years to live. Why not?

Why not? Let's go all the way with it. She felt like she was unable to leave him. She began booking experiences and nights away. Her friends paid for a hot air balloon trip, and she started making a memory. box full of photos for his mom to keep for after he died. Hey, Vinny, that balloon wasn't the only thing full of hot air. Am I right? Man, Carl, we're killing it today, buddy. We're killing it today. We went like that. Oh, man. Watch out, guys. You think this is a true crime show,

but it's actually a comedy podcast. Disguise is the true crime show. So, things got weird after she refused to do this. His lies continue. She stood on the sideline, cheering this guy on when he completed a half marathon. He's dying of cancer, but he's running a half marathon, and she's out there. Yeah, there's some details in this article that didn't need to be there. It's just wild, though. During his trial, it emerged that Beavis also repeatedly assaulted Miss Gregory. Each time pinning her down and wrapping his hands around her throat,

he would say things like, I could kill you. I've got nothing to live for. And later blamed his violence on steroids he claimed to be taking as part of his treatment. Well, I mean, if he was eating vitamins, that does lead to violent rage like that. You didn't even mention that he was convicted. He got a five-year, so there's a five-year restraining order for Gregory. Correct. Which is a bit weird, right?

A five-year restraining order for a guy who assaults her and lies to her or the keeper in the relationship. Is that because she turns 55 in five years and no woman's desirable? You can't get a restraining order. You know, the British courts have it right. Which are 55. They figure this out. They're like, no one's stalking a 60-year-old unless you're Calvin Winslow. Yeah, Callan Winslow's in America.

She's all right. So she went to the police, and the police came to the house to confront this guy. I had actual audio of when the police came to the house to confront Kevin Beavis. Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait. Do you think we were going to move out without doing a Beavis joke? I was hoping you would pick up the ball then. You motherfucker, how dare you?

Assume I didn't have Beavis audio. So can we go down to Texas now? Let's do it. All right. The Collin County Sheriff's Department arrested Roland and Donna Grabowski. Late Saturday found an investigation into the disappearance of the three-week-old child. According to arrest warrants, the Grabowski's told, quote, numerous lies and quote, to detectives. 42-year-old Roland Grabowski and 41-year-old Donna Grabowski were unable to show their child and declined to cooperate with the investigation.

Who tipped off the deputies to this? How does a three-week-old go missing? Where did they stop showing up to the softball need or something? No one cares, except maybe like the grandparents or something like that. How is this possible? Like, I haven't seen this three-week-old. Like, well, yeah, it's a three-week-olds don't get out very much. Right.

They're not going to dinner. I haven't seen them out of the movies. Like, well, yeah. Seems odd. They don't explain that either. The investigators were concerned either way. No matter what ended up happening, the investigators were concerned. They obtained a search warrant for the residence.

They then discovered that Mr. Grabowski took the child, wrapped him in a blanket, and submerged him into a five-gallon bucket of tar and put him in the shed behind the residence. You know, I got to point this out. They left out the most hilarious part, which is the feathering part. You could tar someone to death, but that's not as funny as when you tar and feather them. It would have been fun for the baby. A baby would have lost the feathers going everywhere. Yes. If you got a three-week-old and you want to murder them by tarrying them, don't forget the feathers. Well, there's no laughs if it's just taring.

Here's the thing. Grubowski admitted that this happened, but he claims that the baby died days earlier of sudden infant death syndrome. So my thought is, if the baby dies with sudden infant death syndrome, don't you just call somebody and say, the baby died? This is what happened. No, you panic. You panic. You throw them in a bucket. with the shed. What are you talking about, many? You've never done that before? Yeah, I don't have any kids.

You've never panicked around a dead toddler? What are you talking about? The boy's body was turned over to the medical examiner to determine the cause of death. They face multiple charges, felonies, including tampering with their fabricating physical evidence, with intent to impair a human corpse, abusing a corpse without legal authority and abandoning or endangering a child. Here's a little fun fact about Grabowski. In 2008, he was convicted of sexual assault on a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child. The victim ages in those cases were 12 and 14, according to the sex offender registry. If people feel sad about this story, that kid didn't have a chance anyway.

It's probably for the best. Holy shit. Things were not going to go well for this child. Is that the name of this episode? It was probably for the best. These parents are awful fucking people. These are not good people. Uh, well, that's the scum parade this week, folks.

Hope you enjoyed it. Could you imagine going nine months? It's not a fun experience being pregnant from what I've heard. Three weeks after the three weeks after this. that, you're like, oh, no, it's, now I'm really annoyed with this. It's like the people who go to college, you know, they spend all their time thinking about what they want to study in college. Yeah.

And like, I want to study law and then they get there. Like, this isn't for me anymore. Right. Liberal arts. It's like, you're pot committed at that point. Yeah. I'm sorry. This is your life now.

Yeah, but sometimes you're allowed to change your mind. I guess. I guess so. Yeah, good point. So that is this week's scum parade. Carl, it's been a pleasure doing a show with you again today. Oh, last week you were so upset. I'm glad to hear that.

Huh. Last week, we did the Howard's third thing. You were just pissing and moaning. You are on cloud nine today. You're so excited and I deserve to win. Go to the creepoff.com and don't forget to vote. Because Carl's going to spin that wheel next week, baby. No, no, no, vote for Carl because Minnie's cheating, as usual.

And also, I brought a better argument. Why do you keep saying this? By the way, do you know how Trump keeps repeating the same thing over and over, sleepy Joe? And then we all start saying it. So you're just trumping me. That's all you're doing. Cheater, cheating Vinny, cheating Paulino, mini cheats a lot.

I don't know. I'm workshopping this. I'll figure it out. You and your Russian bots. I know what you're up to. I love it. You're not going to put this over on me. I might have a Kev bot.

I don't know if I have a Russian bot. Have bots on Team Vinny Winnie. We don't know that. I got to apologize to the folks of the shitty song of the week podcast. What's the name of that show? Shitty Song of the Week with Brandon. Yeah. Brandon.

Brandon. Brandon and Red. I have to keep putting them off. I sent them a note too. I haven't heard back from them. Yeah, tell them I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys, but you can listen to the shitty song in the week podcast or whatever. Why are you using this platform to open?

Can you just set them a note? Should I just do it on WATP? It's so weird. Whatever. All right. All right. That's the end of the show. It's nice to be important.

But it's more important to be nice. Good gear. Who are these.com? And if you go to our Patreon, I'm going to put out our appearance on Anthony Coomiel later today. So we sign up for our Patreon. Who Are These.com? Who are these podcasts? Stop.

What? What? Featuring Carl from Who Are These Podcasts? I'm going to end up coughing up blood today. Oh, my. I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. Let's see that dick.

No. Jeez, Louise. Didn't cheat?