The Creep Off - #3 What exactly is a creep?

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

The score is tied and the competition is getting fierce. This week Vinnie explains why you should always suspect clergy, Karl doesn’t quite understand what a creep is, and we listen to a couple of your voicemails. In the scum parade we learn about Tanning Salons, why you never wake a sleep walker and all about one woman who doesn’t realize WW2 is over! Finally we induct our first member of the “Creep Off” Hall of Fame.

You watch Rick and Morty? Yeah, I like Rick and Morty. It's the, uh, peace among worlds. It gives a double salute. Peace among worlds. Peace among worlds, everybody. Is that in the new season? No, it's like season two or something.

Oh, shit. It's the one where summer is stuck in the car because the battery dies and he created an entire universe within the battery that makes... Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And then they have like a competition as to who's smarter. Yes. Because the one guy's making his own world inside. Because he has his own world inside.

that world. He also flicks it. Well, no, I think he actually waves at people because he thinks that's what's offensive. You know, talking about Rick and Morty with you should be its own podcast. Vini and Carl talk about a TV show they saw four years ago. All right. You want to start the creep off? Yeah. All right. Here we go. It's the Creepoff. Hello creeps. Welcome to The Creepoff. I'm your host, Vinnie Paulino.

Joining me, as always, my co-host, hot cacacarla. What's up, buddy? What's up, Vinny? How are you, man? I'm doing great. Good to see you this weekend. We're another week of scum and villainy for us, eh? Yeah, I was reading a lot of news articles that I don't normally read about.

And it's disturbing what's going on out there. It feels dirtier than this virus, really. When you're done reading all these stories that we look at every week? Yeah, I had to read about coronavirus statistics. It's just like I myself feel better. Yeah, well, we're alive and clean, supposedly. All right, so we like to start off right at the top and talk about who won last week. And I brought a dynamite argument.

I had clips from the brand new documentary that Corey Feldman put out. I had Charlie Sheen as my creep who's probably the biggest creep of all time. So I must have blown you away. That Vinny kicks to the door like that goddamn Kool-Aid man with a guy who stuffed semen into a syringe and stabbed a carny worker and he asked within a supermarket. Vinnie Paulino is the winner this week. Woo!

50 votes to 27. I am your winner. That's right. We are all tied up. We are the champions for Carl. What was the percentage there? You blew me away. 68.97%.

All right. Well, the loser. I did not do well. I did not have a good showing last week. We're tied up, man. We're tied up, which is cool. I feel a lot better because the wheel of consequences is starting to fill up. And we'll talk about all your suggestions a little bit later in the show.

Right. So now we're tied up one to one. We're tied up one to one. And I do not want to be the one who does not. not spin the wheel. Yeah, the first person to five points. Gets to spin the wheel, loser suffers the consequences. Yes.

So keep voting for Carl. I think this was an anomaly this week. We'll find out, buddy. We will find out. But the rules are the rules, and that means I have to go first in this week's competition. All right. So who do you think is the biggest creep this week, Vinnie? Let's get it on.

Well, where to start with this guy? Where to start with this guy? We're going to go overseas, over the pond, to Birmingham, England, and we are going to learn a little bit about a church, a church called the cherubim and seraphim church. Okay, Carl? What the hell is that? I've never heard of this. Exactly.

Basically, my creep's name is Prophet Michael Alumbri. I can't say his name right. He's from Nigeria originally. And let me tell you just a little bit of background on him. And actually, I'm not going to tell you. I'll have this police detective tell you just a little bit about his background because he could explain it better than I can. This case centers around two defendants of Nigerian origin who came to the UK in the 80s,

joined a church within the Birmingham area and set up a splinter group to that church. It's quite clear that the main defendant, Michael, used his position as a pastor to access children within the congregation to then undertake what he would term spiritual bathing, but using that activity to commit sexual offenses against those children. Did you hear that spiritual bathing, Carl? It was nice of them to at least address the way that he's spinning it. So anyway, this terrible child molester, he calls it this really cute thing. Like, you don't have to do, you don't have to say that.

Yeah, I like this guy. I like the way he took this because he kind of made you wait in suspense to find out what was going on. That's the Brits for you. They know how to tell a story. Yeah, this guy's like a professional broadcaster. Yeah, way better than that. me. But yeah, Michael Alumbi, for the last 20 years, has been molesting members of his congregation, children. He was convicted and sentenced to 34 years in prison this last week. But let's talk a little

bit about spiritual bathing, shall we? Yeah, let's talk about spiritual bathing. He claimed it would cleanse their souls and protect them from the devil and help them get better grades in school. Hopefully not in that order. Yeah, well, I mean, you can see why parents would be on board for this. Yeah, right. In some cases, he would basically take these women or these children ages from I believe nine up into their early 20s. He molested them for years, Carl. Like they were all stuck in this cult

thing. Yeah. He would take them and make them stand in a tub of water wearing what they describe as a red sash like corset. Yeah. And he would bathe them. And then he would take some of them into another room and basically rape them. His wife is also convicted and going to spend 11 years in prison because she arranged the abortions.

Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. So not only where was he knocking him up? He was like, well, we got to go take care of this, honey. Three of the four who became pregnant had multiple abortions, which police said often happened after Alonby booked them into clinics under false names. So his wife was actually a pharmacist as well, and she helped set all this up. Yeah, so you take your kids at church to be educated, maybe not sexually educated, the way Michael Alombe decided to. All right, so I think you answered the question that I was going to have for you. Whatever comes to church, child molestation. I'm always surprised to find out what gender the child rapists are

into. So this guy is into post-pubescent girls? Well, here's the thing, Carl, and I'm really glad you brought that up because there's something very interested here. And I just want to make sure I pull this up right, because I want to make sure I have the right... Because listen, I'm not defending child rapists in any way. I'm not a child rapist apologist, but the post-pubes Seven girls and one boy. What unlucky boy at this church. Got to spend some time in the rectory. I mean, the post-pubescent girls is the only one that I can kind of understand.

Kind of. Well, listen. They've always said this for years, that like, girls look older these days, I guess. I don't know. They sure do. But, yeah, he's spiritual bathing. You want to get better grades in school? Let the pastor take you into his bedroom and make you stand in a tub.

Those other boys must have felt like shit. They're like, well, Billy got it? I didn't get it. The devil's coming after me. I need better grades. Why am I not getting raped? One victim came forward to the police. Only one of them.

I'm guessing it was the boy. Right. Because he was like, this is a bullshit. He tried to flee. He got caught. He was convicted. I believe it was 88 charges of rape and sexual assault. Okay.

34 years in jail. All right. Can I ask another terrible question? that people are going to hate me for. Sure. But if you're going to rape an underage girl, why wouldn't you pull out? I mean, people are going to know, right?

As soon as they get pregnant. Nobody suspects the pastor, even though everyone should suspect the pastor. You would think. Like, that should be rule of thumb number one. Don't trust that guy. Anybody who is telling you that you need to kick up 10% of your income

to be closer to God and just give it to me, I'll hold it for him. You're a fucking moron. don't give it to them. They're conning you. That's all I'm going to say about that. All right. But yeah, Michael Alumbi.

All right, let's talk about, uh, my creep. Or in this case, my creeps, there are actually two guys. Their names are David and Morris. They live in New York City. I don't like those names. Two guys named David and Morris. David and Morris live in New York City. And they, a few weeks ago, decided to go down to the subway in New York and play a little

prank on people. And I have a clip from the newscast that kind of sets this up. Fear is real here and it inspired a bizarre subway incident. Two pranksters in biohazard suits carrying a container with liquid inside leading their fellow pastures, their strap hangers there, to assume it was the coronavirus, which they accidentally spilled. So what these kids did, they have a video set up, they're filming this for YouTube, and they got their biohazard hazmat suits on. They have this big container with, like, this red liquid in it, and they're kind of, like, sloppily, like, carrying it around.

Oh, I got my coronavirus punch. This is more on this prank. Yeah, and I spoke to them, and they kept telling me it's just a prank. It's just a prank. But as you hear, as you'll hear, rather, MTA officials say it is not funny. It's kind of funny. It's very funny. This isn't even creepy.

Like, you'd, how is this creepy? You'd hang out with these guys, you'd. Dumbass? I've actually reached out to that. I want to get them on the show. Why don't you just give me the point this week? Why don't you just give me the point? Hold on.

We haven't gotten through all of this yet. This is the actual video footage. Now, picture the fact that they're on the subway with this container, and then the one guy tries to stand up and just drops it and it spills everywhere, and it's a crowded car. Watch as these two guys in hazmat suits sit with a bucket of red liquid on the L train. The guys then get up. spilling the bucket on the floor, sending some riders running.

I just want to like make light of this situation. So they get the guys to actually talk on this newscast. Okay. And they're trying to defend themselves. So this is them talking about why they did it. It was for entertaining purposes. It was never due cause everyone to be scared and everything. All right, so these assholes decided to pretend they had active coronavirus in a container,

spilled it all over the place, and they're like, it was a joke! Where are people laughing? laughing at this. It's hilarious. Well, it's one of those things where you get caught and then there's actual consequences. If thinking that is funny makes you a creep, I'm a creep. Sign me up. That's hysterical to me. Dude, that's ridiculous. They're on a crowded subway car when everyone is on edge. No wonder people call you a boomer. You get so uptight. It's hysterical, dude. It is hysterical.

Well, you know who doesn't think it's funny? That would be the Metro Transportation Authority. I'm sure. The TA leadership is not laughing. Given the environment, putting on hazmat suits and getting on the subways or, frankly, walking the streets in New York is an irresponsible thing to do. It ain't funny. People shouldn't do it. All right. So, these kids are creeps because they're trying to scare the shit out of people who think they're going to die because of this Kool-Aid that they're carrying around.

And I wanted to ask you, because last week I did Charlie Sheen, who is probably the biggest creep of all time. Wrong. And I lost. I got like 30% of the vote for it. So what constitutes a creep? You don't know this before you got into this? We're on episode three, and I just realized I have no idea. Because I was doing some research on who I thought would be the creep this week.

Yeah. And I read this article about a guy who beat up a pregnant woman because he thought she had coronavirus, which doesn't make sense on any level. Someone has coronavirus, you're going to beat him up. She's a pregnant woman who was fine. Maybe that should have been your creep that you would have had a chance. Well, that's what I'm...

Here's a thing. So that's not wondering, is that a creepy thing? You're like, that's just a criminal. That's you just beating up a pregnant woman. Well, I believe to be a real creep, you have to make people be uncomfortable to be around you. Oh, then I win. I win them. These guys made everyone uncomfortable.

They spilled coronavirus on a subway car. I got a Nigerian pastor who's bathing kids in his bedroom and then killing their offspring. Look, and if we're going to talk about child rape, we can do that every week. That's going to be the winner. Yeah, man. It's pretty fucking creepy. Creep off. So what constitutes a creep?

I think that you have to naturally be skewed out by them. Like, if they're very present should make you uncomfortable. Okay. I think that's a pretty good rule for a creep. Like, if you think of yourself, who would I rather be in a room with? I'd rather be in a room with the impractical jokers or the guy who beat up the pregnant woman who we thought he had coronavirus. You'd much rather be in the room with the impractical joker.

Well, wait a second. I don't like what you're doing right now because you're trying to sell your creep as the winner. I didn't mention my creep. I just mentioned your two because you don't understand the rule. Hold on. If you love Grandma, you have to vote for me this week. Because these guys are toying with this disease that's going to kill Grandma. And they're joking about it.

What creeps? What a bunch of fucking creeps there. Oh, you tried so hard. I wish I was special. But I'm a creep. All right. My guy called himself a prophet. What an asshole!

Correct. He called himself a prophet, and he went around victimizing families for over 20 years, while running a church, which means he's taking money. Your time is over. You get it. Listen, I'm at my final argument here.

This is my final argument. He was getting 10% from these people to rape their kids. I might go on the website and vote for you this week. You probably should. Oh, man, you're going to get murdered this week. I love it. Oh, speaking of getting murdered, let's get into that because you got crushed by people because of the audio quality of last week's show. It's Dan Viola's fault.

Yeah. The best part about it is the fact that you set up in the first week that, you know, it's a fancy equipment. We're in a real studio. Hey, girl, you ever see a real microphone before? Look at me. I have a big shot podcast here. You're so butter right now. You're so butter right now.

And then episode two sounds like fucking hot garbage. You're but hurt. The other funny thing is that we, I have a couple of voicemails here. Okay, good. But they didn't call this show. They called Who Are These Podcasts? Yes, I guess our, I guess our stepsister show. I don't know.

They love voicemails for this show on the other show. So let me say this. If you would like to leave a voicemail for this show, we do have a voicemail number. And it is 585, sorry, 371-8108 is the number. 585-371-8. Leave us a voicemail. And you can find that on our website, the creepoff.com. That is correct.

So Carl, I decide to, you know, let bygones, big bygones, you know, flicking about the fact that you cut the dig off the voicemail segment. Um, I go, you listen to your other show, you know, The Creepoff. I listen to episode one. It's pretty good. I enjoyed it. Got some needles of it, whatever. Listen to the second episode. What the fuck is going on in the background, dude?

I mean, I get it, your audio is usually bad. But, like, episode one of the creep off, where are you guys talking about? Oh, we got a studio, we got all this shit. Then he was fucking hyping it up and shit. And I just hear people fucking cheering and fucking speaking on a super of fucking convention in the background. What's going on, dude? So. You're ruining the fucking quarantine man.

Can't fucking take it. Nice job, Biddy. Thank you. Thank you. So listen, I apologize. My studio happens to be right next door to our second showroom here at Comedy at the Carlson. Our studio. Our show.

Shut the fuck. Yeah, this one is ours. Yes, correct. But the studio is right next to this room. And we decided to record on a Friday or on a Saturday night as opposed to doing it Sunday. And didn't realize that the show would be so loud going on in the room next door. Well, that was way back when you were allowed to go out to a comedy show and sit next to. sit next to people and watch a performer perform.

Those were the good old days, Carl. Here's another voicemail that came over talking about the creepoff. This one is ridiculous. This is going to annoy the shit out of you. Carl, I've been listening to Creepoff. It's pretty fine. I'm entertained so far. The website, though, the creepoff.com.

You all keep saying, visit the creepoff.com. And so it sounds like visit v.criepoff.com and not that the URL is the creepoff.com. Do you get my confusion? No. It took me like 30 seconds to figure this out. You know, I need to speak more clearly or something to redirect the URL to someone that doesn't include the word v, maybe, or say the, the creepoff.com, maybe. I got a lot of other ideas on how you can make that easier and understand

but no of them are important or necessarily good You can visit my other website Go fuckoff.com Go fuck yourself Is that the dumbest advice you've ever received? You guys should be saying go to the the creepoff.com

People will be able to figure that out, no problem. Right, the the creepoff. Yeah, the creepoff. Yeah, the creepoff. Yeah, why not just by all of those domains just for every dummy who types in way too many thaws? They're not enough thuds.

We'll own them all. We do cater to our audience. By the way, all of you who are enjoying the Twitter, thank you for that. Make sure you tweet. If you have a suggestion for a creep, send them to us. If you have ideas for the wheel of consequences, which we'll get to that in a minute, send them to at the creepoff pod. You control our Twitter account. You control all of our digital accounts.

Yeah. And you're telling people to send in suggestions. That seems like you have an unfair advantage. And I'm just saying that... Do you want the password? I'll give you the password. No, I don't want to make it fair. I'm just saying that people should vote for Carl

because Vinny has an unfair advantage. I posted your creep. I posted my creep. Yeah. Stop. Listen, you picked a bad creep this week. You picked a bad creep. That's on you.

Stop getting bad at me. This week I'm going to win because David Morris went through a lot of work. How did you not pick the guy who beat up a pregnant woman because she thought she had a virus? Is that a creep, though? That's what I'm asking. It sounds like it's just like a violent offender.

I'm a mush-mouth idiot, and I still am going to beat you handling it, you fool. All right. Fair enough. So this is the part of the show where we talk about a bunch of scums, and they are part of our profound and famous scum parade. These are my peeps. The scum parade is nothing for creeps. The scum parade!

I'm Carla Land in each show. Is that the band I hear striking up as we march down Main Street in this week's edition of the Scum Parade? Carl, we're going to start in Chicago. All right. Nancy Sweeney, a fourth grade teacher at Franklin Elementary, was charged with felony counts of a hate crime and aggravated battery of a person over 60. Yeah. The 45-year-old teacher is facing a felony hate crime charge for beating an 87-year-old woman

of German descent last month in North Suburban Niles with her purse. The victim told police that Sweetie hit her with her purse at about 7.45 p.m. after Sweetie saw the woman exercising in the indoor parking garage of the building where they both live. Police said Sweeney allegedly called the woman a fucking Nazi before leaving. The 87-year-old was cut and bruise on her body, but declined to be hospitalized. So Sweeney was interviewed after the incident, and I have audio of that. Oh, what she said. Yeah, this is what she said.

Nothing is over. Nothing. You just don't turn it off. It wasn't my war. You asked me, I didn't ask you. This woman is still fighting Nazis. She was beating up an 87-year-old woman because she's a Nazi. Like, that war is over.

We won. It's not. She was like. Brad Pitt at the end of Inglorious Bastards. If she had a knife, that lady went ahead, a swastika carved in her forehead. Did she not get the mevel that WW2 is over? We got it. It's over.

Our boy's at home, honey. You can relax. I mean, I appreciate her doing her part. Even though my name is Carl and it's spelled with a K, I appreciate beating up a Nazi or two. But, hey, we're past that now. We got it. Can I get a true crime? True crime?

All right. We're going to Michigan. Do I have a drive? Not for something what's a true crime. I don't know. I just, it's like a hallelujah. There you go. I think instead of saying hallelujah, we go, true crime.

This is my favorite true crime show, by the way. By a mile. I've never listened to any other ones. That is correct. There are no other ones. We're number one on potomatic. com's true crime chart. It's true.

We're number one on potomatic. You can look it up. Fuck you if you don't believe me. I don't care. So stupid. The dumbest fucking statistic I've ever seen in my life. Michigan, unnamed Peeping Tom, has been arrested and accused of having multiple hidden cameras installed at a tanning salon.

The cameras were discovered Friday night at Chili Pepper's tanning salon after a patron noticed something suspicious in one of the salon's 10 rooms. Detectives searched the salon and wound up finding a total of three cameras mounted in the walls of three different tanning rooms. The sheriff says, it turns out that the guy removed a speaker cover, that's how he was able to gain access to the wiring and then put his little pinhole cameras in there. These cameras specifically taped, tapped into the Wi-Fi at the location, and then sent his signal out, most likely out to the parking lot where it was covered out there to a laptop computer. The man whose name has not been released is expected to be arraigned on criminal charges on Monday.

Look, and if you're going to go to a tanning salon, if you don't think the owner is a pervert, what do you think it's going on there? He cleans him with his tongue. Who would open a tanning salon? This is not like a business person that we're talking about. It's perverts. Right. Expect to be filmed naked. Expect it.

If you're not, that's amazing. If you're trying on clothes at the mall, there is no such thing as privacy anymore, people. Definitely not. Well, one more little part here. When the sheriff was asked who the person was, they were not releasing his name, but the sheriff did say, a known creep.

Okay. So stay tuned. We'll find out more on that one. Perfect. Headed down to Melbourne, Florida. Meet Colin Guy. 23. He was drunk, didn't have a way to get home, and couldn't provide his address. So our victim in this scenario, a self-described friend of a friend, took him back to his place

so he could have a safe place to sleep. The victim allowed Gabe to sleep in a guest room, and the victim went to his own bedroom for the night. Sunday morning, the victim heard noises for the house and found Gibb peeing everywhere in the room, according to his affidavit. Police said the victim repeatedly asked him to leave, but Gabe refused. He wouldn't and instead became upset and unable to wrestle him out the front door. and call the police. All right, so they're labeling this guy a good Samaritan for bringing a... I'm labeling as a fucking dummy.

Yes, he brought home a blackout drunk person to his house. And then he did the thing that you're not supposed to do, wake up a sleepwalker. This guy is out of it, pissing all over the floor. When you see that, you slowly close the door and you go back to bed. You do not engage with that person. It's a pretty good rule of thumb, but when you're like... My house, my plants. It's over.

It doesn't matter. That room, done. You'll never see it again. It's fine. Close the doors. You got to move after that. By the way, I'm looking at you through, we have a video screen in between us. Yeah.

And all I see is Nicole Byer's poster behind you, and it's very disturbing. Yeah, Dick Masterson knows she's a great. Can we please move that poster? Nope. I'll keep it right there to bother you. It's surprising because you're blocking most of everything behind you, but not that. Her face is peering over me. I'll take a picture of it for the...

I'll take a picture of it for the Twitter that I control. Fuck you. Perfect. All right, as we're going down on the creep parade, we have one final. We are going to stop in Provo, Utah. Utah, Carl. A woman named Jessica Cambrey is being investigated

for two counts of child abuse, intoxication, and domestic violence. The 36-year-old launched a drunk-fueled attack, according to an arrest report after becoming upset with her children's school closing due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Yeah. That's right.

The school closed. So she began choking her husband, kicking one of the children, twisted the arm of another who tried to come to her father's aid. The children told police, she was upset about the school's closure and having to spend time with her family. You know, after reading the story,

I actually subscribed to her Twitch stream. Finally something interesting on Twitch. She has a Twitch stream. Oh, I'm a dummy. I'm a dummy. I'm so stupid. I'm taking a picture of you right now. Nicole Byer.

Yeah. Which way is she? There she is. So people will see what I'm talking about here. There she is. Yeah, because all these people are doing nothing in their homes and streaming it online for everyone to watch. The woman who's beating the shit out of her family, that's a show I'm watching. I might get the super chat on that one.

Sign me up. She have a Patreon? I'm in. I'm in. All right, that is this week's scumperate. All right, Carl, are you ready for this? We are about to induct for the very first time. the very first time, a person into the Creep Hall of Fame.

Okay. I take this very seriously, Carl. Fair enough. Don't you? Because if we're going to enshrine someone forever in a prestigious Hall of Fame, like the Creep-off Hall of Fame. I will tell you that we live in New York State, which is home of the Toy Hall of Fame, as well as the Women's Hall of Fame.

And now? So it only makes sense. I didn't even mention baseball. It only makes sense that we would also have the Scum Hall of Fame. Well, that's right, the Creepoff Hall of Fame. Creepov Hall of Fame. And our first member being enshrined. Yeah.

Malcolm Brenner. Malcolm Brenner. Why? What's this guy off to? Well, he's an author. I mean, not all authors are scum, but most of them are. Yeah. He wrote a book entitled Wet Goddess.

Mm-hmm. And it was about his experience with a dolphin, who he claims to have a relationship with when he was a student. Now, I have a relationship with the dolphins, but they're from Miami, and I love them very much. but this man is a self-confessed zoo file who claims he had an affair with the dolphin called Dolly after, quote, she seduced him.

Yes. That's right, she seduced him. And this is going back to the 70s when they had the relationship together. Now, 68-year-old Malcolm was still a student when he embarked on the relationship with the bottlenose dolphin in the 1970s. Yeah.

He's written the novel Wet Goddess, which tells the story of a young man whose sexual relationship with the dolphin while he was working at a theme park. Malcolm has admitted the book is autobiographical and based on his own experiences. He said, I wrote this book for dolphins because we are mistreating these animals

by keeping them in captivity. Not by fucking them. We're doing them a favor, apparently. You know, as a citizen of Earth, I'm actually against bestiality, but as a Buffalo Bills fan, I do often say, fuck the dolphins. Aren't you funny?

Aren't you funny? Fuck the dolphins. I'm actually four. Malcolm Brenner fuck him in the 70s fuck him in the 80s fuck him in the 90s so he was a photographer

and he was allowed to take pictures in the pool at the former theme park in Sarasota Florida where he lived the student was allowed to swim with the dolphins and soon formed

a close bond with Dolly he said I was given free access to the dolphins and I became a friend with her by going swimming with her she was very special Malcolm claims Dolly

announced her attentions towards him by positioning her so he was rubbing against her. He added, at first I discouraged her. I wasn't interested. After some time I thought, if this was a woman, would she come up to me with these,

would I come up with all these rationalizations and excuses? She's all over me, is what he's thinking, Carl. Yeah. Malcolm and sister dolly became more and more aggressive in her pursuit of him. He said, I found that extraordinarily erotic. It's like being with a tiger or a bear. No dipshit, it's a dolphin. this is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted.

Well, I wish that it would have. That would have been a much better ending to the story. Now, it's interesting. Then one night, Carl, one romantic night. After the theme park had closed, Malcolm says he and Dolly alluded the male dolphin so they could spend more time alone and eventually had sex for the first time. Oh, God. He explained there's something quite transcendental about making love with the dolphin.

Malcolm has always stressed that there was nothing abusive about his. his relationship with Dolly, and that the dolphins basically have free will. He added, what is repulsive about a relationship where both parties feel and express love for each other? What is repulsive about it? They love each other. You know, people often talk about mermaids. You know, would you, with a mermaid?

And a mermaid, at least is a half of a chick, and it's got the tits and everything like that, but it's still the most disgusting thing I could possibly. This music is so distractic. And we please stop this. That the fuck Hello, darling I can't hear myself think This guy

Took that mermaid infatuation And decided like I don't even care of half of it as a person I'll just fucking it Under the sea That's insane He said I know what I'm talking about here

Because after we may love The dolphin put a snout on my shoulder Embraced me with her flippers And we stared at to each other's eyes For about a minute And then the dolphin rolled over and went to sleep I guess I don't know I reviewed a podcast that was a zoo file show,

and I didn't even know about this world, but these people think that they love animals more than you and I do and that this is an important relationship that they're having. They're sick, sick people who should be put down. Well, this does have a sad ending. Oh, okay, good. But nine months after Malcolm began his relationship with Dolly, the park closed and she was moved elsewhere.

Oh, she dumped him. Yeah, she dumped him. She's like, all right, buddy. Wouldn't it be fucked up if, like, they sent this dolphin to SeaWorld, and then, like, they just get them in, and then, like, two days later, there's some weird human dolphin hybrid just floating in the tank with a bunch of afterbirth, just bloc. Yes. All right. I don't think that's how that works, Vinny. This is not a science show, by the way, boys and girls.

It's true crime. True crime. We do not even claim to be a science show, although if we did do a science show, it would be number one on bottomatic. It would be number one overall in science and women. whatever the fuck else they make up. All right, let's wrap this thing up. Please. Vinnie, I want to implore everybody to go to the-the-creep-off.com and vote for...

Not the creep-off. And vote for David and Morris, who dressed up in hazmat suits and dropped coronavirus all over the subway. That's a fucking creepy thing to do. I would like to suggest that maybe you go to the creepoff.com. Yeah. And you vote from prophet, the prophet, Michael Alornby, who... not only brought the will of God to people, he helped them get better grades

through fucking underage children and bathing them and then aborting their offspring. What don't you fucking understand? All right. I guess that's creep off. Fuck us. Bye. That sounds good. Hey, Carl. Yeah, what's up?

It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Yeah. It's the cream off. Bye y'all.