The Creep Off - #30 Meet the Parents

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

So this is one of those episodes where we should start with an apology, this episode gets dark when Karl & Vinnie search the dark web for the creepiest live streamer. This is your trigger warning. In the Scum Parade we learn what gas lighting really means, we meet an internet sextortionist and finally we meet a guy who took his girlfriend home to meet his parents.

important okay uh i really hope you enjoy the bounty that you've received today i do thank you very much viny decided to share some of his earnings my hard liquor fund money from the 12 hour live stream he bought me uh some white clause which i didn't even know you knew i liked that every time i see you you're dude you're like that pig pen kid from peanuts yeah who just walks around in a cloud of dust except you just have white claw empties fucking falling out of your clothes i'm just kicking them down the street as i walk so he got me a 12 pack of white clot and a 12 pack of miller light and honestly you should not have done that you earned it my friend but i just want you to know you're a great partner i love doing a podcast with you but we have a lot to talk

about today so let's start this fucking show let's get it going buddy It's the cream off. Welcome to another fantastic edition live from stuttering John's green screen living room. It's Vinnie. It's Carl. We are here today to make all your creepy dreams come true. What an episode. Happening Vinnie Paolino.

How you doing, buddy? You know, Carl, I'm surprisingly good. Dude, you crushed it on Saturday or the day that will go down in history as 11 hours, 54 minute gate. Motherfucker. You got six minutes to go on your 12-hour lives. That is not accurate. There is evidence of it. There is and I don't understand it.

So I went off. Hashtag 11 hours, 54 minutes, gate. Some people, it showed up on theirs is 11 hours 58 minutes and like 54 seconds. Whatever. I'm fucking with you. That was really impressive. You set in this studio for 12 hours listening to Patrick Michael, stuttering John, Opie. I don't know how you did it, man. You know how I did it.

The fans, baby. There were more people watching that than who watched this show. That is true. I don't think you need me anymore. I should just find my way out. Thanks, though. Thanks for having me. It was fun.

Oh, we need to leave me with producer Chris. I'm worried that I'm becoming the mad at this show. I'm going to send Chris over this week. I'm taking it back. I'm worried that I'm becoming the Maddox of the show. Like people love Vinny now and they're turning on me because you did such a great job. They never liked you anyway. Don't worry about it.

That's a good point. But with your wheel of consequence, you did a phenomenal job. And I salute you, my friend. So we'll talk more about that later. But I got to tell you, the people who hung out with me, thank you. You were a blast. And thank you for all the hard liquor. I went home after that, Carl.

Let me fill you all in on what happened after that live stream. Yeah, because after watching 12 hours of Vinny, we want to know more about what happened that day. Yeah, I just can't wait. I went to the liquor store. Yeah. About a big bottle of McCallon, 12 year. Nice. Went home.

And I turned every single sound I could off in my house. Smart. and sat at the dark for about six and a half hours just drinking and trying to get fucking Seamus's voice out of my head. It won't happen. You'll never get his voice out of your head now. People on the on the, on the, on the Reddit, whatever, they said stuff like, he listened to four hours of Seamus.

I would like to make sure you all understand something. That is not accurate. I listened to over eight hours of Seamus. Yeah, it was 14 episodes of Dead Town. Yes, it was a nightmare. Dead Town is longer than nine minutes. That's why it's not called the nine. nine minute dead down. There's definitely some PTSD, but we're moving on. Are you, uh,

wow, that's wildly offensive. I know a woman in the Navy who would be very offended by you saying that you have PTSD from listening to Shabas. Old COVID toes. Oh, COVID toes. Yeah, good riddens to her. Can we start a war now that she's in there? Can you and I find a way to make sure that they sink her battleship? Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's weapons of mass destruction. that are just hiding somewhere in the Middle East. We got to go find them. Well, let's start the show off by talking about the results of last week's episode. Last week, we went to Hollywood and tried to find the creepiest director.

Yes. And we certainly did. Oh, Vinny and Jeepers creepers at 70% of the vote. Wow. I thought I had a good one. You did, but your freak did not mouth rape anybody on camera. So, tickle fight Vinny wins again. Victor Salva.

Another W for old tickle fight over here. Wow. And I got to say, my creep was a creep. Yeah, that's raping women. He got a 15-year-old pregnant. He put Natalie Portman in a bra and a movie when she was 12. With a little thong. In a little thong.

I don't understand the vote this week. I understand we both had crease, but only 30% of the vote? I don't know, man. I'm calling shenanigans on this. There's no shenanigans to be called. Can we change the voting system? And we're going to try it back on our website again. Have we talked about this yet?

Yes, we have. We talked about it with the fans as well. I talked to our fans on Saturday, and they all said they want it back on the website. So this week, it will be on the creepoff.com. Okay. So we figured out a workaround to all the bots and the spammers. But we are going to do our goddamn best. Okay.

I think that's all we can do. Good, because I feel like people who like my arguments don't use Twitter. That's what I'm discovering through this round, because I am down what, four to one now. Yeah. We're on game point today. This is a game point week. Yeah. Oh, son of bitch. Well, before we get into this week's contest, let's talk about what we picked in honor of my 12 hour ordeal. We are doing creepiest live streamer that was submitted and chosen by you the listeners. We'll still do the categories on Twitter every week. So you should follow us at creep off pod. And you can have a say in what we talk about each week. So we're

do a creepiest web streamer this week. I won last week and I'm on GamePoint. So you're up, buddy. And I smell sweet revenge in the air. You probably smell the cockroaches from Senator John's apartment and cat shit. The fact that he thinks the green screen

was the improvement. I know. He's amazing. By the way, I can still see the Nicole Bayer poster behind you. Yeah, I made sure it was still in a shot just because. You're not quite pulling it off. Yeah, it's the creep off. Come on. All right.

You're ready to get some. started buddy i am ring that bell let's do it carl let me set the scene for you picture a trailer not just any trailer an extra shitty trailer in hartford alabama okay okay imagine a 41 year old woman who looks like two of me with less teeth okay and a tall scraggly looking version of you In a trailer together. And that's how I'm going to set the scene, and I'm going to play you a little news clip. A warning for viewers tonight. This story is not for younger audiences.

Veteran law enforcement personnel describe it as one of the most heinous acts they've ever investigated. The Alabama State Bureau of Investigation rated the Hartford Area residences of 41-year-old Lisa Williamson and her 19-year-old ex-son-in-law, Stephen Anthony Jackson. All right, so a 41-year-old woman with her ex-son-in-law who's 19 years old. That's right. This 19-year-old kid has been married and divorced to this woman's daughter. Okay. Because it says her ex-son-in-law, obviously. There's a couple different ways that can go, but sure. Sure.

Absolutely. I'm assuming because it's two creeps and a baby in a trailer. I love that movie. Yeah. It's so funny. Tom Selleck? We're waiting for two creeps and a little lady. That might be the name of this episode.

But yeah, there's a little baby, one-year-old baby, who is the daughter of the 19-year-old. and the granddaughter to the 41-year-old. Okay. Now, it doesn't sound like they'd be doing, like, a lot of web streaming. It doesn't seem like this is, this is the people you would assume would be streaming anything to the internet, right? Well, especially because they probably have AOL disk that they're using to load the internet with.

I believe the expression is when there's a will there's away. Let's just hear more. According to the Geneva County Sheriff's Office, Williamson live stream Jackson having sex with his one-year-old daughter on a pornographic site. Holy shit. Yeah, Carl. grandma held the camera while dad fucked his one-year-old baby on film normally I'm in a trailer

in Alabama normally I'm pro incest but I think the age difference here makes it a problem even that's young for Bama standards yeah right even even people in Alabama are like you're gonna let grow up a little bit that's crazy what are you doing I mean she looks like she's going to be rap eventually oh gross yeah so those are my creeps Carl? Yeah, that's the story we brought this week? That's my live streaming creeps. You're always telling me that I'm too long. I'm too goddamn verbose. I had a couple that fucked a baby in a trailer and live streamed it to a porn site. I'll give you a couple more details, though. Yeah, what was the porn site? I just want to write this down. So they will not say the name of the point's porn site. So I assume that it's like dark web kind of shit. Oh, I'm sure. Geneva County Sheriff Tom Helm said Williamson is the one year old girl's maternal grandmother. That's the craziest fucking. That's the craziest fucking. baby fucking video ever made well do they mention how much crystal meth is involved in this i'm guessing a shit ton could be they definitely look like a fucking couple of creeps yeah investigators got a tip from the federal bureau of investigation in another state so i guess the fbi was monitoring these

streams and they were like holy fuck somebody call alabama live streaming crimes rarely works out well authority said that william said had filmed her ex son-in-law i wanted to know who was super chatting this Who's in there giving five bucks? Nick Gur. I think he's a big fan of Stuttering John, too. I've heard of that guy. I got to isolate that. Oh, please don't.

Sturring John's so stupid. Oh, I hate him so much more now. After this week, you don't even understand. His voice, going from Seamus to John Melendez's voice, eight hours of Seamus to John Melinda's voice, is goddamn jarring car dude i'll say it right now and i'm not joking about this shamus is a better podcaster than stuttering john

not even close i agreed i used to think that stuttering john would at least entertain me with stories of him trying to be in showbiz nope nope he's just a sad bitter old man with zero charisma all right we don't talk about what am i doing he is a creepy live streamer you're sorry you bunch of suttering john's name i can't stop myself anyway let's talk about these super chats I got $5 here. Jackson, the father, his bail is $750,000.

He's probably got that floating around somewhere, I'm sure. He's charged with first-degree sodomy, the production of child porn, and the grandmother's charges include sex abuse of a child under the age of 12 and production of child pornography. And would you like to know when this happened? Way under the age of 12. Way under. Would you like to know when this happened?

When did this happen, Minnie? 2020. So this is recently. Yeah. This is the problem with lockdown. Yeah, the lockdown. The lockdown, man. People get bored. People get bored. Do they want to stream? They don't know what else to do with themselves. So those are my creeps. That's impressive, buddy. Yeah. The creepiest live streamers I think you'll ever find. Grandma and the son-in-law raping the child. Thank you. That's terrible. All right. So my creep this week. And I got to be honest, we're not going to have a ton of thought on today's episode. You picked the creepiest live streamer and the shit that I found

was all just terrifying. So I have to go with Takashi 6.9. Now, I don't know if you know this guy. I'm just kidding. That's not really my creep. Are you stupid? It's not really my creep this week. Now, my creep is a

girl who goes by the name Polo signs Kira. And that is her name on Facebook and Instagram. In this case, she was on Instagram. She's doing a live stream of herself, a little selfie live stream, talking to the camera, talking to people who are hanging out with her. While something's going on in the room next to her.

Your attention, please. Trigger warning has been activated. Sensitive listeners, please report to the nearest safe zone. This is a trigger warning. Uh, her friend is getting raped. Get off of me. That's bad for you. Get off of me.

Now, you might think that when you're fun... Are you played audio about actual rape? Yes. You might think... I know. This is not a fun. Typically, I try to bring something fun that we can enjoy. This is not fun today.

This is not fun. So this woman is streaming and you would think that she would maybe alert authorities or bust in and try to stop it. She's actually giggling and laughing. You'll hear. hear this person laughing while this is going on now people familiar with this matter allegedly say that the girl who is getting raped is getting raped by the live streamer's uncle they're both friends they go to school together and apparently the woman did something or the girl did something to this girl that she didn't like so she invited

her over to the house in order to allow her uncle to rape her and then went on instagram live and yucked it up with people as it was going on here's more audio from that i ain't even in there nigger scared to go in there who that is that too little my ground whooping her head shit no that's a man up in that house no he ain't whoopin her so the guy on there with her's like well it sounds like she's getting her ass case she's like oh no he ain't he ain't he ain't kicking her ass. That's not what's going on there. Oh, cool. And then he asked, so are you going to let this happen? Man, you don't want to let your friend get raped like that? Mount. You ain't got nothing to do with that, huh? She'll know it. You're going to let your friend get raped like that?

I don't got nothing to do with that. This is really disturbing. I know. We're not having a lot of fun today. Carl. Two more clips. This woman is actually taking joy in the fact that her friend is getting raped by her uncle. She set it up. She's excited about this. This is the woman screaming in the background that explained what's going on. Oh, you're breaking me. All right, it's very disturbing.

We should probably put a trigger warning on this episode, but this one, this one's a rough one. But listen, I'm down four to one. I got to go for the W here. last clip I want to play the police come to their house or their apartment later that day and the mom of this girl

the police want to ask her a question the mom of this girl is laughing at the police man did you see what happened to the show and I apologize there's some weird noise in the background I got this off of YouTube everyone has to put shitty music on all the fucking clips they put on YouTube and it's really annoying stop doing that we don't need you to embellish shit with music but anyway here you go

Ma'am, did you see what happened to the show? What's the happened to you? He talked to you, mom. That was her mom laughing about it, as the police are asking her about it. So this is the creepiest live streamer. This woman allegedly set her friend up to get raped and then live streamed in the room next door

and giggled about it while it was going on. And it goes on for a while. It's pretty brutal. Okay. Has anyone been been arrested? There have been no arrests. in this case so how do we know this wasn't just like an elaborate setup to get attention this woman was doxed and she shut down her facebook and instagram account and she is uh i guess on the

lamb i mean she she totally shut everything down that she was doing wow yeah so i didn't think the show was going to be this when we first talked about it i thought it was going to be a lot more fun than this but uh yeah let's just go home i need a drink it's escalated quickly hasn't it by the Thanks again for buying me these white claws. I wasn't going to drink it 12 on a Monday, but now that I've had to do this this morning for research. I guess we're taking the poll back to the website. So if you want to vote on this week's creep,

go to the creepoff.com. You want to do some voicemails? Yeah, what did we get? We got a couple of voicemails. Sweet. This one came in the other day. And this is actually a voicemail regards to one of the episodes we recently just did of WATP together.

Hey, Carl. I just listened to the Vince Mariso episode. And if Vinnie's the heel, you're the Opie. Vinny Winnie, People's Champ. Whoa. In your face, dopy. Holy shit. Those are fighting words.

They really are. That guy's looking for a problem. Let's dox that asshole. Here's somebody who's mad at me. That's fucked up. I'm the opi. Hey, Vinnie. Since you moved the vote to Twitter, you're suppressing the vote.

Yes. I don't even have social media at all. So I'm going to need a PO box to mail my vote for Carl's Creek this week. Thank you. I've been hearing this more and more since we moved into Twitter, you are suppressing the vote. No, we are not. We're going back to the website because, again, I'm going to trust the people to deliver a big W for me this week. Not going to happen, but Carl spins that fucking wheel.

Not going to happen. I have one more voicemail from a complete creep. I just got to find it. Here you go. fuck that doesn't ring a long time it's 23rd Carl's Vinnie by the way Creepos

Jimmy Pee I fucking did it I did it I did damn 12 hours of fucking awful podcast live stream Wow You all fucking were there with me

and I fucking love all of you It's wasted I'm drinking It's fucking 230 Wow And I've been drinking Scotch since, like, 8, 30s.

I spent 12 fucking excruciated hours listening to the whole lot I wrote it down because I'm fucking a fucking her and I won't remember to fucking

every episode of Dead Town I fucking listened to fucking a full episode of goddamn stuttering John I listened to fucking Maddox I didn't even know who the fucking was I listened at

I forgot about that. Holy shit, how you people like that show. It got there, and then I cast it off. I'm fucking opi radio. I did it. 12 fucking hours. Because that was the consequence. Carl, Carl.

Don't say something you're going to regret. Okay. But if you ever fucking try to cheat me a day... I did what I'm cheating. I want you to know. I did the consequence. I let it bumble them fucking be on. And you better do the goddamn same thing when I fucking beat you.

All right. You fuck around. You fuck around, Carl. 45 seconds or less, Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What an asshole. Okay.

The fans asked me to leave a voicemail to let them know how my night went. And all I could do. Was that really at 2.30 in the morning after drinking for four hours straight? No, from 8.30 to 2.30. Oh, yeah. My math's off a little bit there. Yeah, that's just six hours. Yeah, six hours of drinking.

Wow. Yeah, I just was very, I had to wait until I got to the right temperature where I was about to be like, oh, I'm never going to be able to speak. Like I was almost to that point. No shit. Yeah, so. That's fun. There you go.

Well, I will say that you made the, you made the most of the consequence. I didn't think anyone would be watching or paying attention. And I saw comments, people thought it was better than our show. Yeah, it might be, might be. But folks, I need you to deliver the W for your pal Vinny. week. All right. That's enough of that. The creepoff. That's enough of that. I brought the better audio clips this week. Hey, uh, the thing that were you're like, why do people like this show? So you listen to the biggest problem in the universe? Yeah. The episode that didn't have Dick

Masterson on it. It sucked. That, that that's the whole point. That show was great. That show is fantastic because I had Dick Masterson on it. The one that you listened to it was the worst episode. Okay. Madness is garbage. Fair enough. I know what I did get to see for the first time? Asteroos was on that episode and he got wasted. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

I got to see Maddie locks for the first time. Oh, yeah, people said you Maddie Lacks and Banana Dogs. Yeah, and for some reason, that guy's a fucking cowboy. I don't know what you're all up to with that show. So you want to do a Scum Parade? Nobody likes that show. Yeah, let's do it. Let's go to the Scum Parade.

The scum parade These are my peeps The scum parade It's nothing for creeps The scum parade I'm carolandin'in' Show I love a parade

Ladies and gentlemen Pull up a cup of gumbo Because we're starting off in Louisiana today A Pineville, Louisiana police officer Alleged Sunday night That he had been ambushed and shot. Can you believe that? In 2020. It's happening all over America. In 2020. You don't want to put on a blue uniform these days. You worry target. The community was shocked that something like that

would happen in a place like, you know, Pineville. Yeah. There was even a crime stopper's $5,000 reward for information leading to an arrest. The deputy chief of the Pineville PD, Daryl Basko, said the incident was investigated. And now that they believe that officer John Golart Jr. filed a false report. It is now under arrest for allegedly shooting himself, then lying about it. He's the Jussie Smollett of police officers. He really fucking is this guy. But he went a little bit further with it. He just hit himself with a subway sandwich. And I'm going to tell you right now, Chief Bosco, this is why Andy only gave Barney one bullet. Okay? Yeah. You don't give idiots fucking guns. This guy seems like a lunatic. He shot himself at Bosco. Wait, can I just point out?

You just made a reference from what, 60 years ago? Yeah. There's an Andy Griffith reference. Yeah, certainly did. How old are you? You're the younger one on this show. That's true. I mean, you used to watch that show every Monday night live. What the fuck? He shot himself, said Bosco.

We're still piecing together additional information as far as a timeline. But through the investigation, it was confirmed that it was self-inflicted and no one shot him. The incident occurred behind a shopping center, and he suffered minor injuries and was released from the hospital on Monday. How did he think he was going to get away with this? he was shot with his own gun and then still had his gun they took my gun shot me and they gave me my gun back no see they ambushed me

and they took my own gun who did it did you see them uh it was Barack Obama they were wearing MAGA hats I mean what the fuck how did he think he was going to get away with this I think he's a police officer

I think this guy a little too much of the Fox News probably just thought everybody was going to believe him yeah it was the anti-fif It was the antifa. Oh, boy. Yeah, he's under arrest. You're a stupid, dumbass. The cop said they discovered it was a false statement.

And he was arrested for criminal mischief and malfeasance in office. Which is an interesting crime to be charged with. So, uh-oh, retard alert. Retort alert class. And we're heading to Georgia today, kids. We're going to go a little further north. So wait. is two in a row that aren't Florida yeah I think that's a record no most of them aren't

Florida I try to keep it to like yes and biddy yes and no Carl I know and I know but I don't yes and I know but god damn it in 2015 George man Benjamin Jenkins began using different identities and social media profiles to contact girls between the ages of 13 and 16 in order to persuade them to send suggestive photos he then sexed torted the girls who sent photos to him by threatening to publicly post their pictures online or send the pictures to family and friends if they didn't send him more photos and videos of a sexual nature. He started a countdown clock for girls who did not respond the way he wanted. He's like, I'm going to send this picture of you to your mom.

You got 30 minutes to send me a picture. And what were these pictures, Carl, that this guy wanted them to send? Like he tricked them into like he's some young teenager and he's getting the boob shots and the whatever but those aren't the photos that this fucking guy wanted were they Carl no the article says Jenkins ordered girls to pose and show specific body parts and told them what objects to insert in their genitals and anus now who said that the u.s justice department said that I know and I wanted to just be like we're familiar with cam girls we know how this works you have to tell them where to put the objects and which object to put it well Jenkins also

forced the girls to send in videos of them drinking their own urine and licking toilets. He was into some weird shit. He also, uh, Louis C-Ked them. He made them watch him masturbate. Yeah. According to the U.S. Attorney's Office, Jenkins didn't send explicit photos to girls, parents and friends. So he did follow through and send it to some of these girls.

Mm-hmm. Um, I can't believe you got caught. That's amazing. Yeah. How many girls were there? Over 150. Over 150. Over 150 girls.

They guys, 25 years old. I feel like I, accomplish nothing by the age of 25 this guy that's a lot of work you know what they say when you love what you do you never work a day in your life car that's it man that's it well in january i felt bad about myself reading this he was convicted by a federal grand jury uh in january and now he was let this last tuesday sentenced to 40 years in prison to be followed by a lifetime of supervised release carl our last two stories today really fucking flipped me out.

Yeah. Yeah, these are brutal. Melvin, so this whole episode should just be entitled Trigger Warning. Melvin Martin Jr. 30 decided to take his girlfriend home to meet his parents. I don't think that's the headline. Yeah, it's not. But he was arrested on Tuesday after his family members discovered said girlfriend's body parts in his luggage. About a week after he arrived at his parents' house.

The article said, it's like the Daily News or whatever that British tabloid is. Yeah, Daily Mail. Daily Mail. The article said he chopped up his girlfriend and put her in a briefcase. And all I was thinking was like, that chick was in good shape. Yeah. That's impressive. You could fit a woman in a briefcase.

Well, my wife would pine for that. She would pine? I don't know. Police said Martin admitted to killing his 31-year-old girlfriend in Louisville before dismembering her body. and he told investigators he allegedly dumped her torso in a Louisville park and put other body parts, including her lower half. I'm assuming in case he wants to fuck her again later, the skull and organs into his luggage.

Yeah, I made a note here. Obviously, this guy's not a tits guy. He's definitely more of an ass guy. Yeah, but he took her head just too. You took her head? He just chopped off the whole body. He's like, you know, I don't need the arms. I don't need the tits.

But he needed the organs for some reason. He brought the organs. yeah really smart martin then took the luggage with him and caught a greyhound bus from louisville to chicago where he was picked up there by relatives who took him to their home and mark him which is a little south of chicago now he was at the house for a week with this luggage yes and one day he decides to go to the public library so he leaves the house it goes to the public library and everybody someone in his house was like what the fuck is that smell yeah and they're like is this coming from his bags what the fuck did he put in his bag so they decided to take a peek

and then they fucking find human body parts well they also got suspicious because he always was asking for clothing he brought all of his luggage with them yeah and he's like could you believe it i don't have a single shirt that matches these pants yeah could you guys help me out please this fucking guy he had all this luggage he needed clothing the whole time he didn't think this through very well no he didn't just bring one extra bag this kind of 50 bucks whatever it is to bring the extra bag. This could have been an entire episode. I can't fucking believe this guy chops up his girlfriend and carries her around the country with him. You gotta have like dry ice or something. You got to refrigerate that shit.

No, just hanging out in the house south of Chicago. Hey, can we turn it down the air conditioning? Can it be like 40 in here? Is that, is that cool? So vile. The organs, Carl. We already established this when we talked about Dennis Nielsen a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, yeah. The organs are what fucking. It's stink. It all does, but yeah, it's not, it's not good. No, it really is not. So police said her death resulted from a domestic assault and believe her body was dismembered at least a month ago. Wow. So not only did this guy chop her up and put her in the bags, she'd been ripe a while. Is there a missing person's report? How does somebody dead for a month and this guy's

just roaming around the country? Well, they've identified her, but they have not, I guess she's not very close they're looking for next of kin at the moment still it's almost like the police are bad at their jobs or something I don't know well it's hard to tell we're talking about louisville here all right they've been having some problems down there lately they might be distracted they might have other things going on it's a good point we're talking Louisville the south side of Chicago I'm matching that the cops all right you're making some points the radar you're making some points there buddy so he is very much under arrest our next creep and final creep of this week's fantastic episode of the show. I think we've had a good a great time today, Carl. It's been a rough

one. If you're still with, it's got bloods you. This was submitted by our friend Crowe. She emailed me yesterday with the story. I threw another equally terrifying, creepy story off of this to talk about these people in New Hampshire. Thanks, Croix. Thank you, Croix. Agreed. A New Hampshire man who found out his wife was having an affair murdered the lover and then forced her to decapitate the body. The macab account was contained in the arrest warrant for Armando Barron and Brittany Barron, 30 and 31, who are charged in the death of 25-year-old Jonathan Amaralt. The wife confessed after wildlife conservation officers came upon her at a campsite where her husband had allegedly ordered her to dispose of Amaralt's remains where they found his headless body. You know what

her response was to the, to the wildlife conservation officers. She concerned that she was in a little bit of trouble. She said, uh, I'm at big trouble. Oh, oh, oh boy, here I am with a dead body without a head. Boy, is my face around the funny story though. Yeah. Funny story. Oh, man, you really are sticking up on me at the wrong time.

Uh, could have picked the worst time for me. So here's her statement to the cops. Brittany said that last Saturday night, her husband went through her phone and realized she was romantically involved with Amaral, her coworker at a medical device company. You got to keep your phone locked, people. Don't give out the pen. Keep your phone locked.

What are you doing? Armando flew into a rage, beat her and choked her until she passed out. Later that night, he used her phone to text Amarral and lure him to a park. At the park. Keep the phone locked, people. When you're knocked out, it's hard to keep him out of it, you know. And this is a message for successfully choked out. This is what brought down Tiger Woods, too.

you got to keep your phone locked at the park the husband viciously beat amarral the wife said and then tried to force her to shoot him or crush his throat with her foot could you imagine you get a text from your girlfriend hey come meet me i want to fuck you're like all right sweet and then you show up there and it's her husband and he murders you that's a bad day yeah you don't say i my dick would go limp pretty fucking quick when she refused to kill him he should shot Amarral three times. According to the warrant, Barron ordered his wife to drive her lover's body to a campsite where they had been many times. He communicated to her that once the sun came up the next morning, he would forgive her. So it's nice that there was hope for, you know,

reconciliation. I'm sure. Yeah, I'll just forgive and forget. Yeah. I mean, she was probably saying I'm sorry a lot, even though technically she isn't the one who should be apologizing. This is a whole gaslighting situation, Carl. I agree. This is what gaslighting means. This is exactly what Gaslighting this. The next part of the plan was to dig a grave for the rest of the body. Armando planned to drive to Keene and send texts from Amaralt's phone to throw off anyone looking for the guy. So he's now using the other guy's phone. Lock your fucking phones, people. How is he getting into everybody's phone? Was he putting on a mask and getting the facial recognition? He just hold it up to the dead guy's face. Just hold his face open his eyes up.

That might be true. That's why they cut the head off. I'm going to need to use this phone the rest of the day. I better bring this with me. So they're at the cab site. He's going to do this plan. But before that, Brittany Barron claims that Armando made her saw off Amaralt's head. Oh, so I got ahead of us, yes. Yes, he did get a little ahead of us.

He made her saw off her lover's head. Yeah. Yeah, think about what you did. Think about it. Think about it long. Could you imagine, like, the person that you liked better than him? Like, you know, this is like someone she's fucking, she has feelings for. Well, he's younger than her husband.

Yeah. And that's crazy. And I'm guessing less crazy. And I'm guessing less mean. Yeah. So I'm guessing she liked him better. Yeah. Police had been alerted by Amarral's mother that he was missing.

So he got a call from the police while they were out there. Amaralt's mother reported him missing and the police started doing an investigation. Yes. This is weird to me because. Agreed. Very weird to me too. It's less than 24 hours, it seems like. Right.

And he's 25 years old, and his mom reports that he's missing. Does he live with his mommy still? She just might. He's always home for dinner. The lights are out. He should be home by now. Morrie's never stayed out all night ever once in his entire life. Fucking weird.

Right. She looked battered as when the cops found her out in the woods, but he leaves her when the cops call because the cops are supposedly looking for Jonathan Amaral and they wanted to talk to this guy and he's like, I don't know. So he leaves her with the body like we establish it. And he said fucking barrier. Yeah. And he just leaves her out there. But why? And the fucking forest rangers find her with the corpse. But why did they

suspect that she would know where he was? Because they worked together and the co-workers all knew they were having an affair. These people are the worst at adultery ever, ever. They're getting busted by the husband, Every single co-worker knows about it. She was very bad at hiding it. She couldn't hide that she was fucking him. She couldn't hide the body.

She couldn't hide anything. She's an open book that one. She really is. And here she is. Just spill her guts to the cops. In fact, her lawyer said when, because there's charges against her too. Like, you know, conspiracy to commit murder. She chopped the head off.

She chopped the head off and was trying to bury the body. Now, hopefully she gets off for this because her husband is a motherfucker. He beat the shit out of her. Yeah. And I think she felt compelled to do his bidding after that. Well, you know, her lawyer told the judge already. He said, listen, my client helped solve this case. She told you what happened.

Like, leave her fucking alone. Drop the charges on her. Well, I don't know if that's the best argument. Just because you confess to doing something wrong, doesn't mean like, oh, well, thank you so much for your help. You'll be on your way now. It's a good bit of lawyering, Carl. Yeah, great. The prosecutor, Scott Chase, said this.

that she should stay behind bars. She did cooperate. She cooperated after she was caught, he told the judge who ordered her to stay locked up. Her husband was also held without bond. Emerald's friends and family, meanwhile, were stunned by his slain. He was an avid hiker. He graduated from the Rochester Institute of Technology

with a biomedical engineering degree in 2018. I think that might be why Crowe sent the story to us. It just might be. He might have a connection. Because, you know, Croz works at a gas station, but in order to get to that gas station, You got to drive by RIT, doesn't he? Yeah, he had a drive by RIT for four years.

They let him into the college kids? For four years, he had to drive by RIT and hang out there. Just think about what he's done. For someone to do something like this is crazy. Fred Daniel Ekinson told the Keen Sentinel, he was such a great guy, and this just doesn't make sense. There's a lot of things here that don't make sense. But holy fuck, they deserve to be in the scum parade. Yeah, wow, that's very impressive.

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