The Creep Off - #34 Karl the Corner Cutter

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

On this week’s episode Vinnie & Karl search for the creepiest member of a politician’s family. Karl reveals 3 tracks from his Nick Bate cover album consequence. In the Scum Parade we meet a terrible babysitter, a not so proud father to be and a man with no balls.

Yeah. Your new review girl, Casey? Yeah. I'm a fan. Oh, I knew you would be. I like her a lot. I think she's just what that show needed. Breath of fresh air, really.

Yeah, she called you the people's champ. Let's start the show. Creep-O-L-A-Ola creep-boes. Welcome to another edition of The Creep-Off, a show about creeps, by creeps, for creeps. We love you, people. Thank you for tuning in today. My name is Vinnie Paulino, and this is my co-host, Hot Cic-Ca-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Rla. How are you doing Vinnie Paulino?

What's happening? Oh, man, I got to tell you, it's just been a great week. I'm excited to be here for another creep off. I mean, it's not like stand-up comedies band in the state that I live in, and my dogs now officially have more television credits than me. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So the only people famous in your family are your dogs?

Not even famous. They just have more television credits than me. Okay. My dogs were on America's funniest home videos last night because of my wife. Who knew that show was still on television? How do they not know about YouTube? You got to watch TV to see funny viral videos? I got to be somewhere at a certain time and hit by the worst.

Wow. So that's cool. I got to see this video. You got to post it somewhere. Oh, my God. It's a hot video. We're just going to change the world with it. Oh, yeah, I got to see this.

And it gets a lot of fake laughter from the crowd? No. There's no crowd. Oh, I don't know what the show's like these days. You know who the host is? No. Carlton. Oh, right.

He does that goofy dance. right and everybody loves it it's the funniest videos for everyone Jesus Christ yeah fuck that so that just sent me to a whole new level of depressed but I'm happy to be here with you pal because today we are going to discover who is the creepiest family member of a politician oh this is a fun one huh strip straight from the headlines people love it so that's the category we got a theme again this week we do have a theme and we picked it ourselves going up into the election we figured why not have a little fun with it sounds good

Now, I want to take a second and talk about last week's show. Last week's show was great. We had Kevin on. He was in the blanket fort. We're going to get lots of opinions about Kevin Pene on the show when we get to the voice. Okay, good. But let's talk about the voting. Let's talk about the voting.

Now, I had a woman who ripped a child from a acquaintances womb. Yep. And you had a lady who twisted off her kid's penis with pliers and fucking didn't feed him so his ass didn't grow. A three-year-old, yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, you don't just feed them for one year and their ass doesn't grow. I mean, if there's a, you know, a good three-year span it takes without watering that garden. I would argue they were both very creepy individuals that we highlighted on last week's show. What did Kevin Brigg? I don't even remember. What was his? What was his creepy? It was something funny. It was somebody who was banging a Olaf Frozen doll in a Target. Oh, right. The guy who was coming in Target. Yeah. Now, I'm going to tell you right now, Carl, you did pretty good this week. Oh, good. I like what I do pretty good.

Kevin and Oloff, Kevin and the Cody and Oloff did pretty well as well. They got 20 votes. They got 18% of the vote. That doesn't suck. It's very good. 20%? 20% of the vote. Well, you had 36% of the vote.

Let me do the math real quick. Uh-oh. I don't like where this is going. And I had 44.34% of the vote. Please. She's going to make a pass. Yeah, man. That's right.

Vinnie Winnie, baby. Hashtag Vinnie Strong. Vinny Spinney is the new hashtag. Vinny Spinney. Don't listen to Casey. She might lose her job on WATV. You're going to promotion of Vinny Winnie. That nonsense.

She's a fan of the creepoff and she's a fan of the people's champ. Here's to you, Casey. Good job this week. I like the way she reads voicemails. You know, kind of like she's drugged. It's nice. I like it. She's definitely subdued.

Yes. She's not over the top. She's not excited to be on a podcast. She's not just in there waiting to say her catchphrase. Hello. Every time, like, Vic said hello. Oh, this is what it really is about. Every time Vic said hello, I just pictured Mitch McConnell face.

I just want you to know. He just thought you with like a turtle. Hello. This is what it's really about is your anger towards Vic, and that's why you're so pro Casey and you and Casey have a little thing going on right now. I see what's happening. I'm just telling you, I know talent. I have an eye for talent, Carl.

All right. So that means that you won. So now you're in the league. two to one. Two to one, maybe. In this round. I had to spend the wheel a few weeks ago. I do have an update on that that we'll get to. Yes, I was going to ask you about that today.

Yep, we're making progress, and I'm going to play a couple of choice tracks from the album that we're putting together. Oh, just a sneak peek. We've got to wait to get the whole album. Yep. Yep, we're just going to have. Oh, I haven't heard it yet. Oh, boy. I thought you'd be excited about that. I love the sound of consequences. Now,

Yes, you do. A little too much. Are you ready to start? You're a sadistic, fuck. You know that? All right, let's get this thing started. You're up first. Sadistic fuck. I mean, you're only saying that because I just tormented everyone who tuned in for the live stream. Yeah.

That was brutal, by the way. What was that mashup we were listening to? It was a little bit of Nick Bate, some Baby Shark, some Seamus, and, uh. Yeah, that was that. Yeah, so if you tuned in early, I was practicing Schottenfreude. So enjoy kids. Now let's start off.

I guess I got to tell you about my creep. You can hear me okay, Carl? I hear you loud and clear about it. All right, baby. So here's what happened. My creep is the son of a politician. Let me introduce you to his father. Carlos Alvarez.

He was eight years old when he and his family left Cuba. They came to America. He joined the Miami-Dade Police Department in 1976, worked his way through the ranks. And by 1997, he was the director of the entire, the entire police department until he became the mayor of Miami-Dade County in 2004.

Wow, it's a real immigrant story, very heartwarming, just what we want to hear. Yes, it's great to hear stories about people who came to this country and succeeded. The American Dream. Yeah, half the country loves those stories.

You're right. In 1994, though, Carlos was a very high-ranking officer when his 18-year-old son Carlos Jr., who by the way, on a side note, is apparently not so much of a junior. The kid is six, four, three hundred pounds. Okay. I mean, that has nothing to do with your name. But all right, I got you. Well, I'm just saying, you know what I call the call up junior? If you call him junior, it's kind of like

calling him tiny. Yeah, all right. It's kind of ironic. Got it. So, uh, he went on a little bit of a spree. What kind of spree? A shopping spree? Well, not exactly. A spree of tormenting and assaulting young teenage girls. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say fast food restaurants. I thought you're going to say a drive-through spree.

It's not one of those situations where I'm bringing myself in as the creep. Remember. I'm talking about this guy, Carlos Jr. Now, on March 23rd and 94, Alvarez Jr. asked a girl for directions. He got her close. He said, hey, can I get some directions?

He then said, I have a gun. He threatened to kill her and demanded those directions. He banned those directions. He's like, you will tell me where the best buy is. Yeah. And by the way, I don't want any tolls on the way. I'm sorry, it was 1994. Where's the blockbuster? Right.

He had a weird demand, Carl. Not really weird demand. He was like, let me see them tits. Oh, okay. I was trying to give you a new sound like that. I appreciate that. Let me see them dick. Oh, that's the wrong one. He says, let me see them tits. And the girl ran away from him. Like, he didn't show her the gun. He goes, I have a gun. Show me your tits. Not a good pickup line. Nope. It's only going to work about 30 to 35 percent of the time, on my studies. Yes. Carl will publish his paper on this soon. And I got to tell you folks.

Very important data is going to be coming out. The people in MIT are very excited to get this statistical analysis. Now on April 25th of the same year, Alvarez Jr. asked another girl for directions. This kid's always lost. Yeah, right. He told a girl, once again, he had a gun, ordered the girl into his car, and then exposed himself. She jumped out of the car and ran off. So far, he's escalated a little bit. Let me see them. tits. Now he's like, now I'm going to show you my dick. Right. And, you know, both times the girls have gotten away. Now, May 13th, same year, Alvarez Jr., accosted a 20-year-old woman while she was roller skating. He threatened to run

the woman over unless she climbed into his car. Now, apparently they were in this weird area where she was like in a place where she couldn't get around him and he could have really done some damage to this girl. Was he driving on the rink? Did he drive his car up onto the right? Because it's our craziest demolition derby I've ever seen. Just are chasing people around in the circle. It's demolition slash roller derby is what's going on here. That would be fun to watch. Oh, coming up this fall on D&D.

Now, once she got into the car, he brandished a knife and made her perform oral sex on him. Yeah. So this is his first, like, rape. It's a mouth rape, but it's a rape nonetheless. After that, he threw her out of the car. She went reported. Now, all of these women reported him. to the police, by the way. And keep in mind, his father is a very, very, very high-ranking officer

of the police department. He is just like two years away from becoming the chief of police. So he's got some connections, is what you're saying. Yeah. So on May 26th, Alvarez Jr. again tried to kidnap a girl at Knife Point while she sat on a bus bench. This girl got away. May 26th, same day, one hour and 15 minutes later, Elvarez Jr. lured two teenage girls into his car at a shopping center. He pulled a knife out and then sexually assaulted both of these girls. He raped both of them. They were 14 and 16 years old. Okay. So that's wrong for a number of reasons, I guess you could say. Correct. Now, why are there never any charges being processed? Are you saying that his dad is getting him out of all these things? We're going to get

there. We're going to get there. There's consequences paid, but we're going to get there. So the police officers ended up confronting him because these two girls went and immediately called the police Like this dude six, four, 300 pounds just raped us both at knife point. Easy to pick out of the lineup, I would imagine. Yeah. And he did this at a fucking shopping center. Well, that's where girls are. Yeah, and guess what?

He can't do it in dark alley. There's no girls there. When the cops came looking for him, guess where he was? A dark alley. Wrong. Still at the fucking shopping center. What an idiot. Yeah, exactly.

So the cops try to confront him. He runs away and he jumps into like, you know, when you go down south and they have like those drainage ditches like filled with water and stuff around shopping center. Sure. He went and dove into one of those for some reason. Too bad a fucking gator didn't get his ass. Yeah. But he dove into one of those. They had to like

coax him out. I guess one of the cops that was there knew him and coached him in football or peewee football or something like that and got him to come out. He was arrested this time because he was still fucking there and just raped two teenage girls. So he's been doing this crazy stuff. People are reporting

him and he's been walking away, Scott free. And this is over a time span of how long? We're talking March 23rd through May 26th. Okay. Two months. Gotcha. Now, the next year, police are still investigating all this. There's going to trial. It's going to be a whole thing. And something very interesting happened. A photograph that was signed by one of the women who were assaulted by him, who identified him, who said, I will never forget this guy's face. She signed this paper, this is him. This picture was a very key piece of evidence and I'm going to tell you why in a second, but it disappeared right out of the evidence locker. Oh, interesting. It just completely disappeared. They have the

spokespeople for the police department going, we don't know where it went. This obviously isn't on purpose. We obviously want justice. The reason why that became serious was because none of these women came to testify. None of these women would testify against him for some reason. There's six victims here. Not one of them would go to court. and testify about this guy for some reason. And the only piece of evidence that they had to identify this guy was a piece of paper photograph signed by one of the witnesses saying this was him. People don't like to testify against the mob either.

Is that what you're getting at here? Maybe they were given some reasons not to testify against this guy? Well, even in spite of all of this, because there was other evidence, he pled guilty and he was sentenced to 18 years in prison. Oh, no shit. He pled guilty? He pled guilty. that's dumb right

why would you do that well he was out he was out 13 years later he got out of jail his father was the mayor and now this kid's a registered sex offender when he was released Carl no one in the newspapers covered it oh wow it was kept completely quiet you would not believe how hard it was to find information

it's good to be king yeah video and I were talking about this before just this morning this category is tough because not a lot of people are writing news bits about a politician, powerful politicians, families. Yeah.

I mean, the power is keeping shit like that quiet, isn't it? I mean, for sure. Here's an interesting fact. He gets out of prison

13 and a half years later. He's a registered sex offender. He moves into a luxury apartment in downtown Miami. Good for him. Yeah. Find you get to live the good life. Weird thing.

His dad's the merit. And for some reason, he's allowed to live in this luxury apartment. That's less than a mile from a school. Okay. Like half of a mile from a school. Schools are everywhere, though.

But there's laws. about the guy's a fucking registered sex offender and he's allowed to live down the street from a fucking school. Yeah. Because his dad's a goddamn mayor. With Uber and Lyft, are you ever that far from a school? Good point. What's the difference?

You're right. The heart watch. That's where the trail goes cold on this guy. But he went on a fucking rape fucking spree and his dad covered his ass. He did go to jail. I understand. We don't know what he's up to now. I do know what his dad is up to.

Would you like to know what happened to Carlos? Yeah, what happened to Carlos? Well, Carlos Sr. was removed from office. He was recalled. You know what recalling the mayor is? Everybody in the town votes, we want your ass out. Yeah. And they voted him out.

So he's removed. And after the recall in 2013, he emerged as a bodybuilder, an over 60 bodybuilder who goes out and fucking competes. The dude's fucking jacked his shit. But in April 2016, he was arrested on domestic battery charge after a fight with his girlfriend. And according to a police report, his girlfriend's teenage daughter. a total police that Alvarez has been violent towards her since 2013. Yeah, but we can strike all of this from the record because that's not who this is about. This is about his son.

Well, I'm just saying it. And your story kind of had an anticlimatic ending to it. And we have no idea what he's up to now. He probably learned his last and he's a great guy. Could be. Could be the end of story. But I'm telling you, I had to pick somebody. This was fucking hard.

Fair enough. There you go. Creepiest politicians. Get raping people at knife points still hanging out at the mall. That fucking brazen. All right, guys. If you like meandering stories that go nowhere, vote for Viti. Please do.

This week at the creepoff.com. I'm going to try to keep this one brief. I actually feel like a failure after just doing that story. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. So I have a politician named Mark Costello. He's Oklahoma's Labor Commissioner and voted in in 2010. I'm sure a fine public servant. He has a son named Christian Costello.

and Christian was convicted of a DUI, as all these kids are. You know, that's just the beginning of it. A year later, he was arrested after being accused of exposing himself to people at St. Eugene's school in the village. A woman told police, 26-year-old Christian was walking. Yeah. Oh. Was walking around the school Friday afternoon around 4 p.m. The woman said she saw him with his pants down in front of a school window.

He then reportedly turned to face her with his generals exposed. He really Jeffrey tube-ined her. if you get my drift. Everyone on that Zoom call got his drift. Officers with the Village Police Department said when they found Costello, he was chewing on bird feathers, dandelions, and other weeds. So you have a very mentally ill individual here? He's pretty mentally ill. Okay.

So after the arrest, he was pretty upset about it. And he destroyed his apartment, cut his wrist and then wandered into traffic. where he was picked up by police and finally brought to a mental health treatment center where he could get help for this. In the center, he made allegations that his family was involved in Satanism. What is that? Why do all crazy people go to Satanism? Well, his parents were ultra-religious.

They're Republicans. That's it. Yeah. So I think sometimes it's like whatever the opposite of mom and dad is the thing. Okay. But he screamed at his parents to leave him alone when they visited him at the crisis. intervention center. He said his family wants him to join the cult, but he won't. He then said, I'm the only one in the family who won't join the cult. He also said that his parents

hacked into his computer and are spying on him. Christian Costello admitted while in this center to using illegal drugs, including methamphetamine and marijuana. He claimed to have smoked K2 synthetic marijuana daily since he was 23. So a good three years of that K2 stuff. Which is, isn't it just like ground up potpourri that they spray with chemicals? It's not good. It's not good stuff. No, it's not good stuff. It's not good stuff.

It fucks with people pretty bad. Yeah. From what I know? So, fast forward. What does your research show on K2, Carl? Fast forward. Are women more susceptible to showing you their breasts if they're using K2, Carl? I need to see the data.

I don't have all the data back. I don't want to speculate at this time until we've analyzed all of the data. All right. All right. So he's locked up in this mental institution. They finally find. the right in meds for him and he gets out to go live his normal life and he decides he's going to the doctors let him free like a bird they just go you're free go live the life you choose

I wasn't there I'd really only be speculating if I made a guess on that one so he tries to patch things up with his dad because obviously they don't have a great relationship here and they decide the kid doesn't want to join the cult right so now that the kid's doing better the parents figure, we can bring our relationship back together. They're going to meet up at this fast food place that serves ice cream. And I'll let the news media tell you what happened after that. OK, see, police say Costello and his son met here at this Brahms on May in Northwest 112. They say it started inside when they arrived to settle an argument when it escalated. Costello was stabbed several times. This then spilled into the outer area into the parking lot.

Witnesses jumped in and held the suspect down until police arrived. Costello was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. So the son ends up murdering his father with a kitchen knife where they started fighting inside the restaurant and spilled out into the street. By the Sunday bar? Yes. By the Sunday bar. His mom was trying to stop him. His mom is witnessing her husband being murdered by her son.

Do you think the husband was a day, in a way, this is half your fault. Yes. Now, he was brought to trial. If you're getting murdered by your kid and your wife was just standing there watching, God, that's a terrible way to go. That would be a terrible way to go, I would imagine. Yeah, not a good last thoughts. He was stabbed several times in the head and neck and died in the hospital. And so, of course, Christian was brought in to court.

And this is what he had to say about it. During the plea hearing, Christian Costello called his father's death, destiny, and said, I worship destiny. So this guy was determined had a couple screws loose and he will forever be institutionalized going forward. I would say that's a pretty crappy relative of a politician, Christian Costella. I think you said it best. Pretty crappy, not creepy. What are we talking about not creepy? He exposed himself at a school. He's mentally ill. Yes.

My guy was just a fucking creepo. rapist fucking thinks he could do whatever he fucking wants going around town just pussy grabbing hashtag viny spinny everybody vinny spinny be elite people vote viny viny strong we get any voice mails unfortunately how do people feel about kevin joining the show well here's some thoughts from our good friend imbecile okay imbecile here i called to comment on the fact that the WATP family is shoving Kevin down our throats the way the Democratic Party shoved Kamala Harris down the public's throat. Please. WATP wasn't a success until that Cobra Commander Loving Kevin exited for all time. I say, Brutal. Leave him alone. No more Kevin. Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Come me back. Okay.

In Missiles got some serious... He doesn't like Kevin. Yeah. I wonder what that's all about. Well, you know, Kevin's general demeanor. I think it says it's more of a, it's more of an indication on Kevin than it is imbecile. Yeah, Kevin is beloved, though. Yeah. He's beloved by everybody. I don't understand this. Not that ex-wife. All right, next one coming up. Jesus. Getting personal.

I love him. Here we go. Here's some more thoughts on Kevin. You brought Kevin back? Holy shit, dude. Can you bring her back again for another episode, please? Thank you. All right.

Kevin Fan. Very good. There it is. There it is. Here's one from our pal, prep boy Rick. Hey, guys. The only thing with, what, fuck. The only thing that's worse than listening to my shitty voicemails is somebody talking

about their fantasy team. Jesus Christ. That's the point. Fuck up, Carl. I know, that's a joke. Vinny Winnie, people champ. Prep boy, Rick out. Nobody wants to hear about anybody's fantasy team.

I agree. Especially don't want to hear about my three-game losing streak. I'm going to come in there. I'm on the edge today. I'm going to come in there. We have one from our friend Carl's left nut. Oh, good. Here we go.

Hello, it's Carl's left now here. Just want to say, I would have voted for Carl this week, but the fact that he didn't even go with the category last week and sound a cheap way to win this week, I know we'll vote for Vinny every week no matter what, so Carl has to spend the wheel of consequences. No! I would love it if he gets the song consequences,

and Vinny plays Vinny Paulino's on to him for two hours. Only one can dream. Call me back. Thank you, Carl's Left, Nut. Can I point something out here? No. The people who are voting are doing it wrong. This is not a thing where you're vindictive, and you've just decided you're going to vote for one person every week.

You're supposed to be listening to the arguments and deciding the bigger creep is each week. If you think that we have been voting correctly in anything we do in America in general, we all fucking suck at voting. It goes back to what I've been saying all along. Communism works. We cannot have voting. It doesn't work. Everybody's just messing. Everybody's fucking it all up.

Oh, man. That's our voicemails this week. Carl, are you ready for a scum parade? Before we do that, you want to talk about my wheel of consequence? More than anything. All right. Lay it on me, baby. So what we're doing is I've outlined 11 songs from Nick Bate that we'll be covering on this cover album. I have three that I want to showcase for you today, just to give you a little tease.

This actually makes me feel really good right now and I needed it. Thank you, Carl. Oh, good. Okay. So this is a song that maybe people aren't as familiar with. I don't play it that often on the board. But let me just play the source material first. Here's Nick Bate on a song he wrote called Blowing Up the U.S.

It's a great ditty. Great song. I got to be honest with you. That sounds like something Miley Cyrus would record. Yeah. No, it's phenomenal. Yeah, she could totally cover that. It's phenomenal.

I'm fascinated to hear what you did with it. So I decided to go, I took this up to the Isotelo's practice room and gave it kind of a punk rock feel. And this is what we came up with. Blow in a thinking fast. Blow and I think it fast. Because the U.S. really sucks. Blow in a thing you pass. Blowing.

Throwing up the U.S. Throwing up the U.S. Throwing up the U.S. Oh, you had to get your guitar, you have to get your guitar solo there, you asshole. It's the cruise lead. Blowing up the U.S. That was take number two. We didn't fly that song too many times.

I enjoyed that, actually. I was like, you know, that is a good punk song. All right. So that's as good as you're going to get for punk, baby. That's blowing up the U.S. Now, here's another song people might not be as familiar with. It's called Everyone's Pooping. Everybody's Pooping except for you.

Every day is like feces without you. So I do have a team on this. Producer Chris put together his interpretation of that diddy here is everybody's pooping from our covers album, our tribute album. Everybody is pooping except for you. All right, a little trippy. Is that like My Bloody Valentine kind of a deal? Yeah, okay. I'm digging it.

I'm digging it. One more for you. Here's one that everybody knows. I'm gonna do my wife And also some children In their butts But the latter is only If my wife says I can

Which she probably won't So I guess I'll just do my wife And that's a toe tapher What I like about that song is he's not married Now that's my favorite part This is just some weird world of that kids had. Genre for that, I'm trying to think what direction you could have gone.

Was it, like me, I feel like that could use some steel drum, little reggae. Oh, yeah, that would be fun. Well, I outsourced this one. I gave it to Croix. You can't outsource your consequence. Of course I got. This is how this works.

Croz decided to put his own interpretation of that song. And I think he did a masterful job. Let's check it out. I'm gonna do my wife and also some children in their butts The latter is only if my wife says I can And I don't think she will So I guess I'm just had to do my wife

Really well done Very well done I'm very upset That's not you singing that That's not you doing it Did you perform on that? Nope I told you I'm outsourcing some of this stuff

I didn't perform by producer Chris's stuff either I got a team of people You're a corner-cutting motherfucker Oh stop it We got more songs coming Don't you worry I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a lot more influence Can I hear that Cruz one again

The rest of the songs coming out I want to hear that again God damn I love it I'm gonna do my wife And also some children In their butts I would argue this might actually be better than the original Not the other ones

But this one might be better than Nick Bate Original Zod And that's a tall order The latter is only if my wife says I can And I don't think she will So I guess I'm just had to do our wife Beautiful, Kroche

Beautiful. Well done, Kroge. I hope we didn't spend 20 hours on that. I hope that was a quick one for you. I love how you're not even to spend 12 hours putting this whole thing together. Oh, stop it, Vinnie.

You know, I bring these here to show you the progress we're making and get you excited about it. I'm excited about it. I can't wait to hear the rest of it. Croge MVP so far, buddy. So far. So far.

Producer Chris? Me. All right. video again making a lot of friends Oh yeah I'm trying to be best buddies With producer Chris All right

Do you want to He's not even allowed to look me in the eyes That's like the rules That is the rule correct All right Ready for the scum parade Let's go Let's go on the scum parade

I'm ready for this one The Skum parade The Skum parade These are my peeps The Skum parade It's nothing for creeps The Skum Parade On Coral Landing Show

This week's skum parade Starts in the home state of our Vice President Michael Pence We're going to Muncie, Indiana, Carl All right Officers were called to a home After Rivera Manship reported that a child had fallen down the stairs

The boy had suffered two Subdermal brainbleeds Pediatricians and child abuse experts said the injuries did not appear to come from an, quote, unprovoked fall down the stairs. So I guess the experts were saying, the kid was asking for it. A little victim blaming right there. I don't think that's right. Experts said the injuries looked suspicious. The boy was airlifted to Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis, where he was put in a medically induced coma. Rivera Manship

lived with the child's mother and was watching him. He said he became, quote, overrewarded overwhelmed and pushed the three-year-old down the stairs because they were arguing about, quote, what the child would eat. Three-year-olds could be a huge pain of the ass. Haven't we all wanted to push a three-year-old down the stairs? We've all wanted to. We've all wanted to. Right.

We've all wanted to. I mean, I kind of get where this guy's coming from. So he said the boy appeared to be unconscious after he hit the floor. And according to court records, Rivera Manship called the boy's mother several times starting at 7.22 p.m. before eventually calling 911 at 7.35 p.m. And that's when he reported that the child was hurt. He had earlier claimed that he called 911 right away within five minutes of finding the child court documents said. Not accurate.

Doctor said that those 13 minutes could have definitely made a difference in the child's current and long-term state, adding that every minute is helpful in cases like that with brain injury. Included with the brain bleed and bruises on the child's face, legs, buttocks, and scrotum, Rivera Manchip allegedly confessed to police about other instances in the past two months where he had, quote, shaken the boy to get the child to listen, pin the child to the ground well, quote, roughhouse aid, slap the child multiple times around his stomach and thighs, and, quote, hit the child in the scrotum to show the child that it hurt after the child hit him in that area. This guy is one of those bag slappers I've been warning people about for years now. He's a legit bag slapper. He's a bag slapper. Hey, you know how much that hurts? I'll show you. Whop! dude the guy's beating and shaking the kid

no wonder the kid kicked him in the fucking balls to begin with I had to set the kid on fire just to teach him that fire is hot how else we should teach again and you tell me how to teach a kid that knives are sharp am I doing it wrong you tell me yeah I don't tell you how to raise your kid I don't tell you how to raise your girlfriend's child

did you see the number of charges he would be better off just murdering the kid two counts of battery three counts of neglect two counts of aggravated battery and one count of obstruction of justice. Should have just killed the kid. Yeah, yeah. Then, you know,

I kind of wouldn't have talked. That's true. Although I don't think the kid has talked since then. That's true, because this child is going to have a long fight ahead of him. So good luck to the kid. Fuck you, Mr. Rivera, Manship. Now, Carl, we're going to head back down to Orange County, Florida. A now former Orange County deputy is accused of giving a gun to a young girl

and telling her to shoot anyone who entered his apartment. Yeah. he also allegedly performed an exorcism on his second child at the same time. So what's happening here is Christopher Doty was arrested. When deputies were called to an apartment on Thursday at the apartment, they said they found Dardy with a gun, found the young girl laying on the floor with like a rifle. Like she's down,

like she's ready to take out Charlie in the fucking trees. Just sitting there waiting to shoot anybody who came in. And the second kid, who he was trying to cast the devil out of him, was armed with a stun gun. gun. So we're thinking that Christopher Doherry had a complete meltdown, breakdown. He told the girl that there were demons in the house and they needed to burn the things that were possessed. The girl told investigators that they burned several items in the parking lot and performed an exorcism on her brother. I hope it worked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So

Daughery had a pattern of unsatisfactory performance as a law enforcement officer and he was dismissed a while back, and they think that he just went down a very slippery slope. They're not even telling us who these two kids were. Were they neighbor kids? Are they his kids? They were just a couple of kids. Their brother and sister, but it never mentions why they're in this guy's apartment. What it has to do with them? Well, he was trying to help him get the devil out. Well, so he armed the daughter. Yeah. And I don't even know how old this girl is. Yep. But he said to shoot anyone who comes into the apartment because there's demons in the apartment, which I understand. I get that. Give a girl or rifle if there are demons in your apartment, but...

Yeah, that makes all the sense. That makes sense. But the Kevlar helmet and bulletproof vest? That's right. Do demons have guns? I've never seen demons shooting back at you. I don't think that's going to help you in any scenario with demons. That helmet is rated for Beelzebub.

That helmet, you can't fucking get past it. The devil is never armed. I've never seen ones when the devil shuts up with a machine gun. All he's got is that stupid pitchfork that you use the thing. Yes. Well, the Kevlar would help them. He's not going to get you with that pitchfork or his spike tail or his little fucking spikey tail. He has horns, Carl.

Yeah. Now that I'm thinking about this, the helmet is probably helpful in case of a helmet. Vinny, I think drugs might be involved in this one. Call me crazy. You're telling me that a cop who got fired turned to drugs and alcoholism and apparently exorcisms. Probably turned to that before he got fired because they said he was a shitty cop. Yeah. Well, being a shitty cop doesn't excuse any.

of this man this is nuts that's pretty crazy okay uh he's facing child all he's facing for this is a uh child is a charge of child abuse yeah you would think there'd be something else there yeah you'd think there be a couple of things here right now uh we're gonna head down to louisiana maybe his dad's a powerful politician maybe that's what's going on could be i wonder what apartment this guy's gonna get a 34 year old louisiana man was arrested after dropping off an 11 year old girl pregnant with his child at an emergency room on Sunday. How old is the guy again?

He's 34. The girl was 11. Yeah. And I actually saw this guy on television. Really? Just the other day. Yeah, I'll play a clip from that. You are the father.

No! There are a lot of different guys that could have been with this pregnant 11-year-old. Of course it was him. So, according to the police, the sheriff's department, Deputies came to the hospital after a report of a child molestation, and the girl was complaining of abdominal pains, and medical personnel determined she was pregnant. Deputies said Wendell Sanchez dropped the girl off and was waiting in his vehicle outside the hospital. He's like, you just go take care of that, baby.

I'll wait right here. Dude, bitches are always the same. They're always complaining. They want you to take them places. Medical help, please. Sanchez fled the seed when deputies arrived. According to the sheriff's officers, deputies said Sanchez then abandoned his vehicle and fled on foot into an apartment complex. So he drove away from the cops, jabailed on the car, went and hid in an apartment complex.

They found him hiding in somebody's patio. The sheriff office said that he had drugs and drug paraphernalia on him when he was detained. He was arrested in charge of the rape of a victim under the age of 13, resisting police, drug possession, trespassing, criminal damage and other charges. He's being held on $540,000. bail. So I'm guessing he didn't know that his girlfriend was pregnant when he dropped her off, right? Yeah. That's a great way to get the news, isn't it? Is that what you're guessing on that one? It has to be. A little bit of advice when you're fucking 11-year-old girl, come on the tits. I can't stress this enough, people. What tits? That might be the problem.

This dude just let her go into the hospital, and he sat there and probably smoked fucking crack or weed in the fucking car. Well, what do you do when you knock up your 11-year-old girlfriend, Vinny. How would you deal with that type of stress? The same way the first guy did. Down the stairs. Down the stairs with you. Down the stairs with you. You're right. If we could have combined these two stories, you would have had a happy ending. We would have had the perfect crime.

Are people in the chat freaking out right now? People don't like when we talk about kids and kid shit. This is only four creeps, people. I think we made that clear. Yes, correct. If you have, you know, morals and shit. Yep. Get lost. Fuck off. This last story, Carl,

Holy goddamn shit with this. Holy goddamn shit with this, Benny. Holy fucking shit balls. Oklahoma. This story's insane. Where the wind goes another thing. October 14th, McAllister Regional Hospital personnel

called the LaFleur County Sheriff's Office to report that a 28-year-old man who said he had received a surgery at a home in Worcester, Oklahoma. On October 12th, so this is two days after the surgery, the patient told hospital personnel that the plan was to remove his testicles, a man named Bob Allen and someone named Thomas. According to the court documents, the victim informed medical personnel that Bob and Thomas tried to get him to participate in cannibalism.

The victim told the Florida County Sheriff's deputies about three weeks ago, he was searching the internet about castrations. And they don't sell those on Amazon, Carl, so you have to go looking around. If you want to be castrated, you're not going to find that on Wish. That's not an easy Google search. It's not a Google search away. He made contact with Alan through a website that he found, and Alan said he had 15 years of experience and has videos of the procedures. According to court affidavit, on September 28, the victim who lives in Virginia, booked a flight after Alan told him the surgery wouldn't cost him anything.

Yeah, I want to point something out here. There are certain things in life you don't want to. want to be free. For example. Your castration. Surgery would be a good example. You don't want that to be free. Or like tacos. You want to spend a couple bucks on a talk. You don't want like a really cheap taco. I thought maybe you'd be able to relate to that, Vinny. Sure, sure. You know, you get what you pay for. Yeah. Like, listen, if somebody, you know, steals a base in the third inning, you shouldn't get a free castration. Right. You get a free taco. You get a free taco. You don't get a castration. And I, it's not a good taco. No, not at all. So, you know,

He's going to get a free surgery. He booked a flight. I have a feeling that if the surgery was in the cost of anything, this guy probably would have drove. Now, the procedure... I'm saving all this money. I'd be crazy not to fly. Right.

The procedure took two hours to complete. This blew my mind. The victim was awake during the surgery. Well, his scrotum and testicles were removed with surgical equipment by Alan and his partner, Thomas Gates. I hate to blame the victim here, but this guy has no balls. I see what you did. I see what you did.

Just let that sit there. That was pretty good. Okay. The victim also said Alan told him that he worked on someone that he described as crazy and that he had left the mail opened up to die overnight. Now, I think he's right about this. I think that people who go to him to get their balls removed are crazy. Correct.

That sounds legitimate to me. Alan then added, he was going to consume the parts. Yes. So the scrotum and tescal removed, Mr. Allen, the guy who chopped them off, was like, I'm going to eat these just so you know. I'm into that.

Now, you don't have to announce that. You could just say, yeah, we got rid of it. It's fine. We took care of it. You don't have to talk about how you fried it up. And not for nothing. I think most reasonable people would probably assume, like you're just inviting people over to chop off their dick and balls.

You're doing something with them, dude. It's my opinion. Okay. I would assume nothing on that one, but okay. Really, you think the guy's throwing him in the garbage? I don't think someone's eating balls. That's not the first place my mind goes. I don't know. I bet this guy's eating those balls. You would do it with the show as long as I have. How is it not the first place your mind goes?

Yeah, I guess. Good point. So on Tuesday morning, October 13th, the day after he woke up with a lot of bleeding, and he kept passing out. He called for Alan, because he's still at this guy's house, just fucking on a gurney or some shit. Yeah. He called Alan, who finally agreed to take him to the McAllister Regional Hospital. So the wound wasn't healing well, is what you're saying. Correct.

This guy's not very good at his job. And Alan was kind of pissed off that he was asking. Alan was like, oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. And during the drive to the hospital, Alan told the victim that if he died or lost consciousness, his plan was just to dump him in the woods. Yeah. He's like, listen, motherfucker, if you die on the way to the hospital, I'm just going to throw you in the woods.

This guy's an idiot. He should be trying to make friends with the guys who, he doesn't, you know, press charges and tell the cops what happened. He did also tell him that if anyone asks, you did this yourself. Yeah. Don't rat on me.

Also, I will murder you. Yeah. He also to mention that he had six more clients scheduled for the same procedure. What was their balls removed? Who was looking to get their balls removed? Besides like Bruce Jenner and people like that, but this is just a question.

I mean, honestly, this dude, they're not. saying his name and I don't want to like cast any aspersions but there are people who have like serious like sexual dysfunction that do it for their fucking own sake like there's people who are fucking pedophiles who are like fucking chop it off yeah all right you know i can see that that's a good reason the victim is still hospitalized at macauster regional health center due to the botched surgery bob le allen and thomas evans gates are charged with conspiracy to commit unlicensed surgery practicing medicine without a license uh maiming that's a good one they're charged with

maiming, unlawful use of a communication facility, assault battery with a dangerous weapon. So that's the scum parade for this week, ladies and gentlemen. Carl, do you feel disgusted? Yes. Yes, I do. This is such a bad episode. Where's Kevin? Let's get Kevin back.

We've fucked this up so good. Go Kevin up. I got to tell you, folks, this has been a really great time. I appreciate having you all here. Love you all to death. Hope to see you again next Remember, it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Giga! Fuck us.

This is stupid! What I do hear about it is they are very strongly against Penifilia, and I agree with that. What did you do? Are you off your fucking meds or something?